RULES
1) Answer every question with a question.
2) If you don't answer the question with a question, include a question somewhere.
3) No double posts.
4) Have fun.
5) No breaking rules, unless you follow rule 2 instead of 1, please try to follow rule 1.
Question 1:
Has this been done before?
Why do you ask?
Seems interesting, will everyone like this new game?
Game? like chess?
Chess? Who else wants to play?
I play chess but do you play by the correct rules?
Rules? We need rules?
rules for what?
Does this game even have rules?
isn't part of the fun to find a way to break the rules?
but ofcourse don't you spend hours trying to figure out how to break em?
how do you break them?
is bending them a bit the same as breaking them?
Quote from: anne of oaktower on May 19, 2008, 10:20:18 PM
is bending them a bit the same as breaking them?
whats the difference between bending and breaking?
But if it's bent too far, won't it break?
metal breaks when its bent to far doesnt it?
And what happens if they do break?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, won't we?
Bridges...? But aren't bridges unsafe these days?
But what if the bridge breaks?
If the bridge breaks might you get killed if your on it?
yeah but there is always a possability you would survie isn't there?
would it not depend on how brittle it is?????
Brittle? Like peanut brittle?
I like peanut brittle, How about you?
I don't think a bridge made of peanut brittle would be very helpful...or, would it?
Is a bridge of peanut brittle like a house of gingerbread?
If it's like Ginger Bread, wouldn't a witch live there?
Doesn't the witch in the Ginger Bread house eat little boys and girls?
why eat little boys and girls if you have gingerbread?
But where would you live if you ate your house?
Aren't the woods a good place to live?
Does a tree in the forest make a noise when it falls?
if a tree falls on a mime in the forest does the mime make a sound?
What if the tree never fell? What if the animals caught it?
what if it was a bush instead?
What if 4 knights wanted you to look for a shubbery while you where on some silly quest?
What if the Knights could be defeated by the word "it"?
What if Monty Python were our next president? ;D
would it be any worse than the choices we have now?
Quote from: NoBill Lurker on May 20, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
would it be any worse than the choices we have now?
could it be worse than Bush taking on a third term?
No, but then wouldn't we be party of the British Empire again?
is it tea time then?
Could you pass the crumpets?
could I pass the crumpets where?
The English or Scot crumpets?
Are crumpets crunchy?
Depends, do you like crunchy crumpets?
Wouldn't you rather eat crunchy potato chips?
Won't crunchy potato chips get caught between my teeth?
I'm not sure I like Salty, How about a bisquit instead?
Can we have that biscuit with honey butter?
Now would that be southern style, restaurant, or canned biscuits?
Does anyone know what a Cathead biscquit is?
What are those?
Sounds Gross! Is it made with Catheads?
*chuckling* ever made a really flat bisquit by pressing the dough down with your knuckles?
It makes a bisquit about the size around of a "cats head", mostly crust, very little soft inside, perfect for putting "stuff" inside. Stuff I like inside include a slice of tomato, a piece of pattie sausage, and/or a slice of onion. Deep South, hungry times food.
No, but then wouldn't it me called a Knuckle Sandwich?
Doesn't Knuckle Sandwich already have a different meaning?
Isn't that something unpleasant?
If someone offered me a knuckle sandwich, I would offer them one right back...Wouldn't you?
Would it have tomatoes and pickles?
Why does it have to be a knuckle sandwich? Why not a Knuckle bowl of soup?
A knuckle bowl of soup! Would not that burn your hands if you put your knuckles in it?
Not all soups are hot ... are they?
No, but I prefer them hot. Don't you prefer hot soup over cold soup?
Don't you like gazpacho?
Gazpacho? Isn't he one of them mexican banditos? ;D
No. But I think he might be a Marx lost brothers. Am I right?
Knuckle sandwich? That's another type of finger food is it not?
is that a play on words? :P
would I do such a thing?
what wouldnt you do?
Do ? Do what ?
Why am I so confused?
Why are you so easily confusable?
Is it hard to confuse Zoe??
Is Zoe easier to confuse than Donald Trump?
Wouldn't she need an super noticeable wig to be more confused than the Trump?
Why do birds suddenly appear ... everytime, you are near ...?
Maybe the birds want the hair in Trumps wig. What do you think?
Do the birds care what I think?
Are you saying thinking is for the birds?
Are birds really capable of thinking?
Would thinking birds rule the world?
If birds thought and ruled the world, would that mean they were bird brained?
If bird-brained birds ruled the world, would that mean we were ALL bird-brained?
How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
what if the woodchuck doesnt want to chuck any wood?
Hmmm ... good question, but even better, what if he didn't want to Woodchuck cider?
What if the Cider became vinegar?
Then I guess we'd have to get some french fries, would we not?
Aren't those called chips?
whatever happened to freedom fries?
Aren't chips a form of policeman in CA?
You mean it isn't something off "the old block"?
it could be, but off a block of what?
a block of freedoM?
did it come from the new or old block
did it come from a block of cheese?
does it come from those new kids on the block?
they aren't so new are they?
they aren't really kids, either, are they?
Are those New Kids on the same block as Jenny from the Block?
Who has a new kid?
Angalina and Brad will h ave two. But who likes the New Kids on the Block?
New kids ? We have new neighbors on the block ?
Why did they always call Charlie Brown a Blockhead? Wasn't his head pretty round?
Aren't most heads kind of egg shaped?
Block heads, wheren't they those square headed guys in Gumby that always caused trouble?
Is anyone afraid of Gumby?
I loved Gumby. But wasn't his best friend a horse name pokie?
What about the Pokey little Puppy?
Do "Puppy Dog Eyes" really work?
Excuse me sir, can you show me how this thing works ?
It's odd looking, What do you call this thingamagigger?
Are you sure that's not a whatchamacallit ?
isnt a whatchamacallit a candy bar? i like candy
Do you like Three Musketeers? That's my favorite.
Don't you just love Aremis? Wasn't he a lover of women?? :-*
Is it a bad thing that I don't know who Aremis is?
which one is he?
Aramis is the relegious one Isn't he?
So he was religious and a lover of women?
Isn't a woman's love a religious experience in itself?
Who is this Aramis person? Are they are real person or a character?
There were Porthos, Athos, and Aramis, along with D'Artagnan pitted against Richelieu, correct?
Aramis, was played by Charlie Sheen.....???? :-*
Which version are You thinking of?
Everyone knows that Aramis was played by Richard Chamberlain, Cardinal Richlieu by Charlton Heston and Lady De Winter by Faye Dunaway! Um... don't they?
Who wants a Three Musketeers Bar?
I'd love a 3 Musketeers Bar, Can I have a huge glass of milk to go with it?
Would you like chocoalte milk or white?
Does chocolate milk really come from brown cows?
Does someone have a brown cow to milk?
Is there a strawberry cow for srtawberry milk?
So why did the cow fly over the moon?
How can a cow fly if it doesn't have wings?
Coach maybe? Because I don't think that they could afford first class!
coach what?
Coach? Wasn't that a TV show?
Was it a good show?
Aren't coaches made from pumpkins?
Didn't "Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater"......eat the coach? :P
No Peter, Peter didn't eat the coach, but didn't he keep her in a Pumpkin Shell and kept her very well?
Peter, Peter was a sugar daddy?
Do they still make sugar daddy?
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/sugar-daddy.htm (http://www.oldtimecandy.com/sugar-daddy.htm)
Yes, are you going to order some?
Why, weren't you going to get some for all?
Would that be one for all, and all for one? Because then we'd be back to the three musketeers again wouldn't we?
I prefer the book over the candy bar, don't you?
A candy bar and a huge glass of milk sure would taste good wouldn't it?
Does that bring us back around to the cow questions?
But on the udder hand, if I read the book, it'll just go straight to moo thighs won't it?
What kinds of questions do cows ask?
Would their questions happen to be about lactose intolerance?
How would a cow recognize intolerance anyway?
Quote from: DonaCatalina on May 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM
How would a cow recognize intolerance anyway?
Do cows recognize anything anyhoo?
Anyhoo? Shouldn't that be "anyMOO"? ;D
Or are we going to talk about owls now?
Do brown cows yield yahoo?
Does Yahoo yield email?
Quote from: Escarlata on May 26, 2008, 09:08:37 PM
Does Yahoo yield email?
have we started a new lingo?
What language were we speaking in?
It was techie speak wasn't it?
Is this going to go down the "how now brown cow" road?
Road ? What Road?
Do we need to Follow the yellow Brick Road, or the Road less traveled, or maybe the Long and winding road?
I don't know let's ask the spirits; spirits of the netherworld which road should we follow?
Regards,
CB
Why did that chicken just cross the road?
Did he cross the road to escape the menacing looking farmer with a knife and a fork?
Didn't he do it to get to the other side?
What's on the other side?
There's a chicken on the other side of the road?
Which road?
Isn't it the one over there?
No, I think it might be the one over there. Are we lost?
Lost is a great show isnt it??? ;D
Lost used to have Dominic Monaghan in it, didn't it?
Isn't he a Hobbit?
Hobbit? there are hobbits on Lost?
We've lost a hobbit?
Hobbits are lost on the island?
Did the Hobbits go to Fantasy Island to visit Tattoo and Mr Rork?
Do Hobbits have tattoos?
Tattoo was a hobbit?
I thought Tattoo was a Dwarf, but where was his beard?
Do you think he shaved it off and gave it to the hobbit which made you think tattoo was a hobbit?
But if Tattoo was a Hobbit, do you think Mr Rork was really Gandalf?
What if Mr Rork was the hobbit and Tattoo was a brownie?
Who's making brownies?
Are they Hash brownies and Might I have one?
Might you have a hash browine....why would you want one?
Who said I'd only want one?
Can I lick the bowl?
Can you lick the bowl while bowling?
So you want to like a brownie bowl while bowling? What did the brownies from Willow ever do to you?
What kind of bowling ball would a brownie use?
My Brownie troop used to go bowling sometimes. Wouldn't a little girl use a pretty light bowling ball?
What happens when the little girl drops a brownie on her toe?
Would the calories leak out if it broke apart??
ofcourse don't you know broken food loses calories? Don't they?
I thought he meant if the toes broke apart, did he not?
Wouldn't it have to be a really big brownie to break someone's toes?
are we talking about a girl or food?
I think we are on the subject of food falling on a brownie, isn't it?
Weren't we on the subject of a brownie falling on a food..I mean foot?
What do you think would happen if a brownie fell into a giant brownie?
Devil's food chocolate?
Hahaha (E, this is for you), who's definitely not sweet as devils food cake but actually the devil reincarnated?
The Devil Reincarnated, have you met my mother in law?
Can your Mother in law make brownies for all of us?
My mother in law? Do you want food poisining?
I've had food poisening once, how about you?
Food Poisioning....ah yes when I was the food tester for The Queen, have you met her Majesty?
Her Majesty? Do you mean Bonnie or Elizabeth? :D
Have you seen the food my future mother in-law makes?
how do i respond to that? ??? ;)
I'm not sure, shes your mother and I have never complained about her cooking. Would you eat her brownies? ;D
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on May 30, 2008, 08:49:48 AM
Her Majesty? Do you mean Bonnie or Elizabeth? :D
Oh....Bonnie of course! Who else?
Bonnies your future Mother-in-law?
Are we all confused yet? ???
I live in a Land of confusion... isn't that why we are all here to get our questions answered?
Isn't the answer to the question.........chocolate?
I thought it was 42?
Isn't 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?
Is this topic still going?!?
*frowning* we had a topic? was it a Hot Topic?
Hot Topic, isn;t that a Hip clothing store for Punkers, goths, and metal heads?
You mean for people with metal plates in their heads? I didn't know they had their own clothing store!
god I'm so confused...
Some only fake having metal in their heads don't they? To live a better life?
Does that metal in the head improve radio reception? :D
Metal in the head? You have a steel toilet? That has a radio?
Quote from: NoBill Lurker on May 31, 2008, 10:19:10 PM
Metal in the head? You have a steel toilet? That has a radio?
Do thay make those with radios in them?
Aren't there little men in the radio?
You mean they aren't in the tv? Or turning the light on/off in my fridge when I open/close the door?
Is a frog's arsehole watertight?
Wow! That last one just came right out of the blue, didn't it?!?
OH Blue is my favorite color. What about you?
I thought that blue was a mostly dead parrot?
Does Blue know he's a parrot?
Does Blue have a clue and can you help her find it?
Does Blue happen to know a big red dog?
The real question is, does the big red dog want to know blue?
Why is the dog red...and who is blue?
Don't you know who the mug-diving, bodice-diving parrot is?
Why do I feel like I missed something?
If ya have to ask, do you really want to know?
Want to know what?
Who's on first?
What? (Or is he on Second?)
Why would he want to go second?
Why wouldn't he want to get to second? Isn't that blue main objective?
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Which kind, African or European?
Whats the difference between the African and the European?
aren't the African swallows non-migratory?
I don't think the African can carry a coconut, is that correct?
How do you know so much about swallows?
Don't most pirates like wenches who do?
Do you think Welsh Wench should know that?
Shouldn't everyone know that?
How did I know that you all would know and therefore by showing you knew proving me right in knowing that I knew what I know I knew? How did I know? Do you know?
Well, isn't it understood I'd know the ultimate 'bad boy'?
Must be his boots isn't?
Are they scuffy? ;)
Remember if his boots were scuffy or if they were really shiny?
Did I see my reflection?
I thought you were suppose to leave the boots on? Or was that the hat?
Now, that depends on how you're going to do the deed,now..doesn't it?
Hmm, this is quickly heading for John's Inn, is it not? :o
Pirates and John's Inn,a match made in heaven, isn't it? ;)
Are pirates allowed in heaven?
Why not? ???
aren't they kind of scoundrels? :D ;)
Do I look like a moral compass? ;D
A compass, isn't that what Captain Jack had?
Wasn't that the one that never pointed North, but only to the thing you desire the most?
would it point north if your heart desired it?
If your heart fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it would the trees point and laugh?
Trees that could point and laugh? Wouldn't those be Ents?
ents? don't you mean ants?
or do your mean Aunts?
Do Ents have aunts?
Ents, Aunts, and Ant's, which one is it?
Or is it all of them?
Or is it....... a shrubbery??
Is it a ...big....shrubbery?
And can Captain Hook screw off the hook and install pruning shears?
Wouldn't he kinda look like Eward Scissorhands?
Wouldn't that put an even bigger dent in his social life?
And if he ran his fingers through your hair, would you walk away with a crewcut?
f your crew got cut, how would you steer your ship?
Wouldn't it be difficult to steer a ship with pruning shears?
AH But the question is, Wouldn't it be more difficut to prune your shears with a ship?
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Wouldn't a ship look fantastic in the front yard?
Isn't this game kind of addicting?? :P ::) ;D
But would your yard be ship-shape?
Is there a support group for this kind of addiction?
Would a ship-shaped yard be hard to mow?
Are you saying I'm shaped like a Ship? :o
Or os your ship shaped like you?
Why would a ship ne shaped like a ewe?
A ewe-shaped ship? Bet that would really get someone's goat, huh?
Are you ewe?
Am I what?
What are you?
Wouldn't that be 'you are Wat' ?
Who?
Weren't we talking about ewes?
Isn't that a baaaaaaaad idea with so many Scotsmen running around?
Why doesn't a Scotsman have zippers in their kilts?
Would a kilt with a zipper be a skirt?
Isn't it a skirt if they wear something under it?
Aren't Scotsmen supposed to wear undies under their kilts when a queen is in power?
Don't Scotsman wear sheep under their kilt even with a queen in power?
Wouldn't that all depend on the queen in power?
If a Scotsman were a queen, could ewes stop being nervous?
But if a Scotsman were a Queen then would he sing We are the Champions?
If you were Queen of the Champions (or Champion of the Queens), would you sing about it?
I would, you wouldn't? ;D
And if it were the Queen of Argylle, would we be talking about socks?
If you were the Queen of Argylle, wouldn't you be walking about in socks instead of talking about them?
Does anybody, other than me still walk outside with socks on? As in bare nakid feet?
Does all this talk about socks make us foot fetishists...ists...ists?
Do you want to be?
You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Is that a problem?
What's it to ya?
You talkin' to me? ;)
What do you think?
could there be a cat fight in the works?
Why couldn't there be?
Where's the popcorn?
Where's my camera?
where are the cats?
If they are cats, they'd be sleeping, wouldn't they?
But cats don't sleep at night?
If the cats slept during the fight, wouldn't it be sorta boring?
Did anyone get pictures??
Videos??
D'ya think videos of fighting cats would be popular on the internets?
Visual aides anyone?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c353/Knoty-Dragon/cheez%20burger/biffbonk.gif)
I wonder who will laugh the hardest?
How can two people have the same conversation...hear the same words...and leave with two different understandings of what was said?????
If two people are talking, is it two people or six people who are listening?
How did we get from two to six?
Are numbers important?
Wouldn't you like the numbers on your paycheck to be accurate?
How accurate are is anything anymore?
Is anything more really less?
Is anything less really more?
Why do we pay more for less, and less for more?
Do you get around much any more ?
I do yu get around, around here?
Here? You did say turn right here ?
You are here? But where am I?
You are over there, but I have no idea where over there is, do you?
Is there here....or is here there?
Aren't funny things everywhere?
What kind of things?
Oh..well, Dr. Suess kinds of things, aren't they the best kind of things?
Do you like green eggs and ham?
no but will you let us kidnap you again this year?
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. I would not could not in a house, I would not could not with a mouse. I do not like green eggs and ham. But would you, could you in a boat?
I do not like them in a boat! Is it just the eggs that are green, or is it the ham too?
Is green ham worse than green beer?
depends on which one you think taste nastier. does the green bear taste nastier than the green ham?
Is it just food colouring or is the ham really Molden moldy?
Mother's love! Molden mouldy ham? Where's the Health Board?
Forget the health board what about the FDA?
You're calling in the Fairies & Dwarves Association?
I know Dwarves have beards but, Don't fairies wear boots?
Why would fairies need boots? Don't they fly?
*and more importantly, is there a rum fairy?*
If they do fly wouldn't their feet get cold? and isn't that a reason for boots?
i didn't think Fairies wore shoes or much less boots has anyone ever seen one?
Well didn't Ozzy once say "Faires wear boots and you gotta believe me"?
Should I clap my hands if I believe him?
Are you happy, and you know it?
If I didn't know it, would I really be happy?
And if you were happy, would that make you the Easter Bunny?
Happy?
Haven't you seen the video of the Easter Bunny that beats people up?
Have you seen the Easter special where IronTail returns?
whats an irontail?
Don't you mean a "frying pan"?
Would the Easter Bunny be as loved by children if he hid frying pans on Easter morning?
Would eggs be in the frying pan?
But what about the BACON???
Do you mean Kevin Bacon?
You mean the guy from Footloose ?
The movie where they race the tractors and break all the rules?
You mean the movie where they wouldn't let the kids dance?
Am I the only one who hasn't seen this movie?
wasn't he in Quicksilver also?
Isn't it true that you gotta respect the Bacon?
So if two cops get married, will they make bacon?
Heck, anyone can make bacon. Can you make a pineapple upside down cake?
Do you eat it upside down on a pineapple?
Isn't it difficult to eat when you're upside down on a pineapple?
Why would you eat a pineapple upside down?
if your eating it upside down would that mean your food is going up or down?
If you ate or drank upside down, wouldn't gravity pull it to your brain instead?
I don't think having food go to your brain would be very good for you, would it?
Than why do people talk about brain food?
Isn't brain food knowledge?
If brain food is Knowledge, does that make it food for thought?
How many calories are in knowledge?
Is it low in cholesterol?
Does it takes goo,or will you need lotsa ketchup?
How did tomatoe sauce get the name ketchup? And who in the world decided the spelling?
Why is it sometimes spelled catsup? :o
Did you ever think they're spelling it how they say it?
Rofl i bet the british are asking is it ketsup or catsup? what do you bet they blame it on the south?
who else can we blame it on?
damn Yankees? ;D
Isn't that a given?
Will no one ever answer a question on here?
There's so many, How do I answer them all?
Couldn't you answer just one?
But if we answered one, we might end up answering them all, and would we really want that?
Want what?
Why would I want a what? Or would that be watt? ;D
Why do we have so many words in the english language that sound the same?
And what is the proper word for words that are the same in spelling, but different in meaning?
Do you mean somthing like,
Can you write rite on the right line to the right?
aren't those called homonyms?
Ain't she a smarty?
Were Smarties originally called Sweet-Tarts?
Would not a Sweet-Tart be a nice sexually provocative or promiscuous woman?
Quote from: Lady_Delaney on June 09, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Would not a Sweet-Tart be a nice sexually provocative or promiscuous woman?
Did anyone else get Riot's Disease reading that?? :D ;D
Or would she be a Smartee-pants?
With that groan, would you call it Pun-ishment?
IF that was pun-ishment, would that make her the pun-isher? :-\
Or if she were a expert of puns, would that not make her a Pun-dit
Aren't you supposed to pun-t in these cases?
Punt what?
Isn't that a baseball term?
No I think that punt is from soccer or is it hocky or could it be football?
Isn't soccer called football in most countries?
yes it's called football instead of soccer, why do we call american football football?
Have you ever seen a ball shaped like a foot?
I don't think a foot-shaped ball would roll or bounce very well, would it?
I think they call it foot ball because you kick it with your foot. But if that's the case, wouldn't soccer also be called football, and football Rugby?
Isn't soccer already called football in the countries it originated in?
Where did soccer originate?
Wasn't the original form of the game we call soccer played with an enemy's severed head?
Which enemies severed head did they use?
Did it really matter which head they used?
As long as it isn't mine,I'm okay...don't you agree?
Is it necessary for me to agree?
Should we agree to disagree?
I think we've agreed to disagree, but can we keep this boat from sinking?
I'll start bailing! Does anyone have a rag to plug the hole in the hull?
Doesn't it matter how big the hole is before you can find a rag to plug it with?
What if the rag is too small?
Would someone stuff a rag in already?
Will this rag do?
The rag is fine, but did anyone remember the pitch?
Pitch? Why Pitch? Are we trying to burn the sinking boat we are standing in and trying to bail water out of?
Pitch? Are we talking baseball again? ??? ??? ;)
Can we use a baseball to plug the whole of a burning boat?
why don't we throw the ball. Can we take this shoe and stuff it in the hole?
I think a ball would work better than a shoe, don't you?
Is the hole big enough for a ball?
I think that whole is getting bigger?
Who gotz the bucket?
Would a shoe do just as well as a bucket?
Why would you use a shoe if you've got a bucket?
what if their is a hole in the bucket dear Liza, dear Liza?
You named the bucket Liza?
What do you call your bucket,then?
Does a bucket really need a name?
And why are we discussing buckets? :-\ :o
I thought I was asking Liza what to do about the hole in my bucket, wasn't I?
Shouldn't you fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, the hole?
Will straw do?
Straw is ok in a punch, but wouldn't you prefer a feather bed?
is it a downfilled feather bed?
Seeing as I'm allergic to feathers, can we make it an Air Mattress or Water Bed?
Couldn't we use an air mattress as a life raft?
*I'd love to be on a life raft in the middle of a sea of rum right now...*
Wouldn't rather be in a yacht in a sea of rum, and have bathrooms?
Wouldn't you still have to fix the hole in the bucket?
But if you don't fix the whole in the bucket won't all of Teach's rum run out?
With Teach, who needs a bucket???
Teach who what?
How you gonna Teach 'em down on the farm once they've seen Paree?
Are you talking about Capn Teach or maybe it was Teech?
Paree?
Are we talking about Paris?
If we're discussing Paris, Who's up for a trip to Paris?
Why would I want a trip to see Paris, Don't you think she is a spoiled Hilton?
Do you think Paris has ever stayed at a Hilton?
Would she find a suite not so sweet?
*Sweet as a kiss from a lass who's been drinking rum*
Will Prichard's Rum do? (I think that is spelled right!) :P
Why do I think Teach is fixated on rum & kisses?
Did he say something about kisses??? :-* :-* :-*
Have you tried the cherry cordial kisses?
Do you think they're as good as the almond ones?
Don't you think, Almond Rocha, is better then almond kisses?
How does one get kissed by an Almond?
Maybe kissed with almond extract?
Who invented the extaction process?
Why does there always have to be a process for everything?
What's the process for creating a process?
What is the meaning of being?
Do we have to fill out a TPS report on any process?
TPS? Immigration papers?
imagration? are you moving somewhere new?
Do you know some place?
Some place to move to? Do we need TPS reports for that too?
Did I "TPS", over? :P
Why are we talking about Toilet Paper?
Isn't it a reference to the movie "Office Space"?
Office space? Is the toilet paper in the office space?
Did I hear that the office space got TP'd
Lady D are you tp-ing peoples office spaces?
Nah, Tis not I, Be it beeboy doing the TPing?
I thought her name was T'Pau?
T'Pau? what? who names thier child that or even themselves?
Isn't T'Pau a Vulcan name? ;D
Isn't she the woman who spurned Spock?
Maybe one day a chicken will be born which tastes like beef and people will then have to ask "Does it taste like beef?"
Regards,
CB
Is anyone else tired of being broke?
Is there anything other than being broke?
So Exactly which part of you is broke?
Other than my bank account, do you really want to know?
So when do we get to vote ourselves a Raise like Congress does?
Raise? Broke? Why bother worrying?
worrying? who's worrying?
The real question is, Who's not worrying?
Are you worrying? I'm not worrying !
Why are you worrying when you have Faire?
Faire? Faire? FAIRE? Did someone mention....FAIREEEEE?????? ;D
Is this a fair discussion about the fares at faires ?
Speaking about the fare at faire, why isn't there more healthy food (like not fried) there as a choice?
To faire worry or not to faire worry - THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Isn't that more of a statement?
::)
What does one do when faire is not in session?
Pay down the plastic for next faire?
Why can't we just travel all around the whole U.S. so there's never NOT a faire season?
Why can't we win the lottery so we can make a faire every weekend?
Are we talking about rules or hearts?
Are we talking about the "Heart of the Faire" or "Affairs of the Heart"?
can we talk about both?
Should we do so with loud Huzzahs shouted from rooftops?
How do you get to the rooftop without a ladder?
Can we climb the trellis or will the thorns prick us?
Are we drunk enough to feel the thorns?
Must we be drunk on Loki or just high on life?
Do you have to get stoned to get high on life, or just climb Mt Everest?
Wouldn't you get really cold climbing to the top of Everest?
Would you even remember climbing Mt. Everest if you were high?
*High on Rum?*
Am I the only one who thinks a nice soft sofa to land on is much nicer than a rock?
Didn't the Flintstones have rock sofa's?
Wouldn't a stone sofa be rather cold to sit on in the winter?
Couldn't you build a fireplace into the backside of rock sofa to keep it warm?????
Can you add in built in marshmallow forks?
wouldn't you poke yourself if one of those forks came loose?
Wouldn't you rather use a fork for some chocolate cake?
Do you want to have your cake and eat it too. Or is it Eat your cake and have it too?
Does it involve double chocolate?
MMMmmm , what about DARK Chocolate? :)
Does it have raspberry filling and white chocolate on top?
STOP, talking about it and pass me a slice??? :P
Is there ice cream, too?
Ice Cream Too? Would you settle for Ice Cream Number One?
What is an Ice Creame number one?
Is that something on the Baskin Robbins menu that means one scoop of Pistachio-Almond ice cream in a waffle cone?
Wouldn't Cognac icecream be even better? ;D
Hell, wouldn't just a snifter of Cognac be better?
Has anyone else ever tried Jack Daniels Ice Cream cake???
Can you buy it in a dry county?
If its ice cream, is it still 'wet'?
Shall I dump it on you and let you find out? ;)
Are we getting kinky now?
Kinky? Are you referring to sticky armour?
Does the good Knight, need help removing his kinky armour?? ::)
Is kinky armor the same as rusty armor?
Is it the same as a rusty zipper? ???
Rust is the common name for a very common compound, iron oxide. Iron oxide, the chemical Fe2O3, is common because iron combines very readily with oxygen -- so readily, in fact, that pure iron is only rarely found in nature. Iron (or steel) rusting is an example of corrosion -- an electrochemical process involving an anode (a piece of metal that readily gives up electrons), an electrolyte (a liquid that helps electrons move) and a cathode (a piece of metal that readily accepts electrons). When a piece of metal corrodes, the electrolyte helps provide oxygen to the anode. As oxygen combines with the metal, electrons are liberated. When they flow through the electrolyte to the cathode, the metal of the anode disappears, swept away by the electrical flow or converted into metal cations in a form such as rust.
For iron to become iron oxide, three things are required: iron, water and oxygen. Here's what happens when the three get together:
When a drop of water hits an iron object, two things begin to happen almost immediately. First, the water, a good electrolyte, combines with carbon dioxide in the air to form a weak carbonic acid, an even better electrolyte. As the acid is formed and the iron dissolved, some of the water will begin to break down into its component pieces -- hydrogen and oxygen. The free oxygen and dissolved iron bond into iron oxide, in the process freeing electrons. The electrons liberated from the anode portion of the iron flow to the cathode, which may be a piece of a metal less electrically reactive than iron, or another point on the piece of iron itself.
The chemical compounds found in liquids like acid rain, seawater and the salt-loaded spray from snow-belt roads make them better electrolytes than pure water, allowing their presence to speed the process of rusting on iron and other forms of corrosion on other metals.
So yes it would be similar.
Why is everyone looking at me? Did I say something geeky?
Did anything interesting happen while I was falling asleep reading that last question?
Should we shoot Rage now for that lengthy post detailing rust?
Walk the plank for boring a fellow pirate or be shot by a lady.....which should I choose?
If you walk the plank, will he still be bored?
Wouldn't shooting him end everyone's boredom of reading his post?
Wouldn't just skiping it be less messy?
Nope because the post would still be there. Are you a good shot Delany? Wouldn't you be embarrassed if shot me and I lived through it?
But what if she was using a cannon?
Then I would have to be real quick or really lucky wouldn't I.
How lucky are you?
How are we defining Lucky?
If a rabbit's foot is so lucky, why did the rabbit lose it in the first place?
Would that mean rabbits are pushing themselves about on little carts?
Do rabbit carts look anything like dog-carts??
Does a rabbit use a cart to collect carrots, or maybe to deliver colored eggs?
And does it run on bunny 'jelly beans'?
I've never seen those, are they gummi bears?
Will they stick to the collar of your shirt if you lick them?
Why would you like them then stick them to your collar?
Wouldn't they leave a mark on the collar of your shirt?
Couldn't we use lemon-freshened borax to lift the jelly bean mark?
They still make Borax?
Did you know that Borax was a prize on 'Let's Make a Deal'?
(yes, I remember that show, ha!)
Is Monty Hall even around anymore?
Monty Haul, Isn't that what you used to call a dungeon master who gave out to much stuff?
Master Monty making deals?? :P
Maybe when the Price is Right?
Price for what?
Borax on Let's Make a Deal! Wasn't you listening? :D
Why? What's going on?
Have I missed something important?
Is missing something important in Mundane topics an oxymoron?
*Not Oxydol, another fine detergent!*
Like Youth Authority, or Army Intelligence?
Since when did Army intelligence have anything to do with detergent?
;)
Didn't Army Intelligence SCRUB that last plan?
Didn't the Army use Borax to SCRUB, or was that Boris? ???
Are we talking abour SCRUBs or SCUDs?
I thought only medical people wore scrubs?
And do they have to scrub or can they just pre-soak?
If they soak in Palmolive, will it soften their hands before doing surgery?
Will it cut grease?
Will the grease file a personal injury lawsuit?
Was the grease injured or did it do the injury?
Or was the grease in cahoots with the lawyer's hairdresser?
Don't you all mean greaser with his hair all slicked back 50's style?
Is Grease the time, the place, the motion?
Is Grease is the way we are feeling?
*slips into a Pink Ladies jacket*
Does one really want to feel grease?
If you don't grease the pan will the cake stick to it?
Is this where we get Potstickers from?
Aren't the labels on new cookware pot-stickers? :P
Why is it nearly impossible to remove those stickers???
why do they leave all that glue behind once you do remove them?
If they can make edible underwear, why can' t they make edible glue?
Not that I know anything about that.....
Don't stamps and envelopes have edible glue?
Is overcooked pasta a form of edible glue?
Isn't Jello and Elmers glue made from horse hooves?
What decade are you stuck (snicker) in???
Should I post the chemical composition of Elmer's glue, no wait didn't I get in trouble for something like that before?
So, when are you not getting into trouble?
Do we really want to go through the "sink or shoot" discussion again?
Nope, I try not to repeat the same mistake when there are so many new mistakes out there commit. Should I revive Trouble Inc?
Did that remind anyone of Monsters, Inc?
That the one with screaming baby power?
Don't all babies have that scream power?
Do you wish they made no-scream paste to go with the Bodreaux Butt Paste?
say what?
Can't I say whaterver I want?
What do you want to say?? ???
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened sparrow?
What kind, African or European?
Is it carrying a coconut?
Didn't we already go thru this entire series a few pages back?
A few pages back? What book was that?
Isn't a book a novel idea? ::)
Isn't the idea good enough for another novel?
Are we using regular rules of writing in this novel?
When did we start writing a novel?
*can it be a novel about a bottle of rum and his adventures?*
How about an adventurer with a talking bottle of rum?
Could we make it an adventure in a giant rum bottle?
Can we drink all the rum first?
But if we drink all the rum, where do we get more from?
If we did get more rum, what kind should it be?
Is the best kind of rum free?
Isn't the best kind of rum that which is shared with a sexy pirate?
How did you know I had rum to share? :D
Who said she was talking about you? ;)
Is it the free rum that makes a pirate sexy?
Sexy pirates, is he on the ship?
What ship?
Is there really a ship with sexy pirates AND free rum?
Has no one heard of El Lobo del Mar (http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=353.0)?
Did you know that there is a fondue restaurant in Hialeah, Florida named El Lobo Del Mar?
Can Wenchie and I get royalties? ;D
Can I get some fondue?
Can I get treated like royalty, or at least a two-for-one frozen Mudslide?
Did someone mention frozen desserts?
Can a dessert be made with vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's?
Why not?
Didn't I steal one of those from you?
Well if you did, shouldn't you give it back?
What if it was already ingested?
How about if he just repays in kind?
What is it we're repaying?
Why repay? Don't you just take it anyway?
Does it count that I bought a replacement, even if I drank half of that one too?
Does it count that I ended up drinking 2.5 of it and the bartender doubled the liquor up?
Bless him...
Wasn't that the drink that had someone giggling most of the night?
Was this--
(a) a gypsy
(b) a wench
(c) a pirate
(d) all of the above?
;D
Can I plead guilty just so I can rat out the other two? :D ;) ;D
Is one of those two a mechanic?
Was something broken?
Can a mechanic fix a broken heart?
What if it's not broken, but just broken in?
If it is broken in, is it comfy-cozy or need to be thrown away?
Who ever heard of a "throw away" heart?
Couldn't you at least use it for catfish bait instead?
Who makes the best catfish bait?
wouldn't an old pirates leg make the best bait for catfish?
Wouldn't Meow Mix be even better?
Meow Mix for catfish? Why didn't I think of that?
Given that line of thinking, if you throw out a blanket will you catch a cold?
Don't they say you'll catch a cold from wet socks?
Who wants to catch cold? Don't you like the warmth instead?
How much warmth is too warm? Does anyone remember opening weekend at MDRF 2007?
Didn't go, How was it?
It was so hot and aren't you sorry you didn't go and sweat to death?
If I went, would I have to sweat to death? >:(
Do you have a bodice chiller?
Do they make bodice chillers that won't melt? :D
Do you want one that works?
Um, er, have you actually SEEN some of the bodice chillers out there???
The ones filled with beer?
Is there any other kind?
How did we get back on beer?
Beer, Can't we change an E to a A and make it about Bears?
Snuggly bears or huggy bears?
or maybe Gummy bears?
Is this some kind of gummy animal rights angle you got going here?
So this includes the right *not* to be licked and stuck to the collar of one's polo shirt?
There's something wrong with being licked?
Not at all, but would you like to be stuck on a collar of a shirt... or worse put through a washing machine???
Would it count as an anual bath?
Why would it be just a collar and not the rest of you?
Would running Gummies through the ringer make them Jello?
Who would want to wear a jello collar?
Did anyone mention a jello collar?
Is it related to jello shots?
Would you rather have a slice of Jello Cake?
would the jello cake have rum shots mixed in?
Is there anything rum shots can't do?
Have you been hearing rum shots talking again?
What happend to the gummies?
How do you think rum flavored gummies would sell?
Would they taste like Vodka gummies?
Do Vodka and Rum taste alike?
would you get drunk eating too many rum and vodka flavored gummies?
Where can one buy these yummy gummy treats?
Does anyone here have any treats for me?
Will you do a trick for a treat?
Wouldn't the "Trick" be the "Treat"?
What costume are you going to where when you do the Trick or Treat?
Costume? Who's wearing a costume?
Would being completely covered in stuck-on gummy bears constitute a costume?
If you went with a bunch of stuck on Gummies as a costume, wouldn't you be afraid of a Gummie Starved individual trying to eat you?
Wouldn't you only wear gummies if you wanted a Teer to show off his debauchery skills?
Wouldn't whipped cream and cherries be more fun? ;)
Are whipped cream and cherries as good as I have heard?
Since whipped cream curdles at body tempurature, wouldn't Cool-Whip be more acceptable because it is non-dairy?
And you know this how?
Can Purple Dragon answer that question without getting us kicked down to John's Inn? ;D
Does John's Inn have a wine list I would find acceptable?
What if I don't like wine? Can I have other drinks?
Does this give a new meaning to 'whining and dining'?
*and perish the thought that you keep whipped cream on long enough the curdle!*
If you whine about the dinner, would that also not be whinning and dinning
Does Lady de Laney really want to know how I know that?
You wouldn't tell me in this thread if I did would you?
Am I BAD? Yes, I'M :) :) :) ;)
So why did the general reveal his secrets anyway?
Pillow talk? :-*
How does one talk to their pillow and get it to answer?
Isn't wenchie referring to something else?
Isn't she always?
What else is there to say?
Umm..pucker up, Buttercup? :-*
As you wish? ;D
But I don't wish to pucker-up like a Buttercup... Do You?
Who would ask such a question?
Do you think wenchies mind is in the gutter?
Is there anywhere else it could be?
I think she might disagree, don't you?
If there was water in said gutter would that count as brain washing?
Depends, is there soap in the gutter?
If not, wouldn't that just be brain *flushing*?
What exactly is brain flushing?
Is it related to the use of Mental Floss?
Is mental floss anything like butt floss?
Why are we talking about floss at all?
Is floss the word only for Wednesdays?
Is there a word of the day now?
Which day are we talking about?
How does a buttercup pucker-up?
Can we please change the subject?
Waht do you want to discuss?
Have you ever heard of miracle fruit?
Isn't that beans you're referring to?
What would you prefer we discuss?
Someone mentioned beans, how about that?
What type of beans do you prefer?
Are they going to be cooked?
Would you cook a fruit?
Wouldn't that depend on the fruit?
Don't you cook fruit pies?
But a bean's not a fruit... is it?
Aren't we were talking about Mircale Fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_fruit) (clicky) and not Beans?
So beans aren't a fruit then, and a mircle fruit is a lemon?
Havent you heard that eating Mircale Fruit make everything taste wierd for a couple of hours?
So what exactly is a bean?
isnt a bean a legume?
Isn't the legume the family the peanut belongs to??
So if a bean and a peanut are related, can you make beanbutter or peanut chili?
Would you want to eat peanut chili?
..and Beanbutter? Are you trying to make me sick?? :P
Couldn't refried beans sub for beanbutter?
Dont you prefer applebutter anyway?
Why do they call it applebutter. Isn't it more like purraid apples?
Is this a science class?
Does a monkey eat banana's?
Do bananas really digest well in monkeys?
Or do banana digest monkeys?
Is anybody else hungry?
Are we talking fried monkey and bananas on the menu?
Mmmmm...fried monkey, where do they sell that? :P
Is it next to the turkey legs?
Isn't it next to the tropical fruit isle?
How soon is the next flight to a tropical Isle?
Why is someone dressed in renaissance garb flying to a tropical isle?
Does this sound rather pirate-oriented to you?
Does that mean theres rum on the flight to the tropical isle?
Do you suppose the flight attendants wear grass skirts?
Wouldn't that be kind of dangerous near rum and pirates?
Is it possible to be a pirate who doesn't like rum?
Mormon pirates?
Why not More Woman Pirates?
Can we get back to the fried monkey? Does that come on a stick?
Whose been monkeying around with the sticks??
How about monkey sauted and cooked in rum?
Why waste rum on cooking?
Why not try to teach the monkey to make the rum?
Who wants Monkey Rum?
Is a rum monkey anything like a powder monkey?
Can you teach a monkey how to lace a bodice?
Would a monkey rather lace or unlace?
Are you calling me an unlaced monkey?
What would you do if the bodice lacings were hopelessly knotted?
what if you couldn't cut them because they were made of steel cable?
Are steel cables period?
If we're going non HA lacing, wouldn't bungee cords make better laces than steel cable?
Does any of this really matter if we all know the laces are going to come off anyways?
Are you asking me to remove your laces?
Would one quick flick of a dagger do the trick or would you have to saw through it like a bad steak?
What if I prefer using my teeth?
Did you take that breath mint first?
Breath mints,teeth, daggers and bad steaks- what are we talking about here? ???
My cooking?
Your cooking? What about everyone elses?
If she's cooking who's doing the cleanup?
Isn't that everyone else's job?
If it was everyone elses job, are they getting paid to do it?
Are you paying them then?
Would that job ever pay enough?
How much is enough?
Is any amount of pay for a job ever enough?
Can we whistle while we work?
Do you offer a benifits package like vacation, insuarance, 401k and profit sharing?
Can your offer beat my current earnings plus benefits?
What kind of benefits are you looking for?
Would asking for a job as a retired millionaire be asking too much?
Have you bothered to try?
Would you believe me if I said YES?
Why wouldn't we believe you ???
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
How can there be a Rainbow in the Dark?
When there's lightning - it always bring me down
Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry for magic - I feel it dancing in the light
But it was cold - I lost my hold
To the shadows of the night
There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
Do your demons - do they ever let you go
When you've tried - do they hide -deep inside
Is it someone that you know
You're a picture - just an image caught in time
We're a lie - you and I
We're words without a rhyme
There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
When there's lightning - it always brings me down
Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
Feel the magic -feel it dancing in the air
But it's fear - and you'll hear
It calling you beware
There's no sign of the morning coming
There's no sight of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark
by Ronnie James Dio
How did you know what song was playing on my iPod?
How did she know that song immediately popped into my head?
Why don't I know that song?
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Why is Lemmy God, but Dio isn't?
Is it because Dio's time has come and he needs to pass on the tourch?
Did I miss somewhere along the way who Dio is?
Does anyone know if it is true that in Latin or an other foriegn toungue, Dio means GOD?
For those who do not know, Dio or Ronnie James Dio is a small elflike lead singer with an incredibaly powerful voice. He started off in the band Elf (How fitting since he himself is about the size of one), Then on to Richie Blackmores Rainbow, then to Black abbath, then onto Dio. He does Heavy metal and has some awesome stage shows. He is the one who started the sign of Metal (Devil Horns) which was actually done by his grandmother from Italy to ward off evil spirits. Many say Dio is a Devil Warshipper, but I can tell you he is a devoit Catholic with Crosses all over his house.
Why not just call God God?
Is it wrong if I think a guy is amazing and god-like?
(The guy I liked called me... i think he likes me...)
If every woman is a goddess, why isn't every man a god?
Why don't people believe me when I tell them I have the body of a God? It may be BUDDHA, but he's a god right?
Are you saying you don't have six pack ab's but a Beer Keg on instead?
Are you assuming I have a Beer Keg instead of just a "Party Ball"?
well, why aren't you sharing?
Where is your mug or tankard?
Didn't you decide to drink out of a plastic cup instead?
Doesn't beer taste gross out of plastic?
why not have meade instead?
Isn't meade too sweet?
Isn't mead from Honey?
Isn't Honey good for "other" things?
What would "other" things include?
We'd have to move this to "John's Inn", wouldn't we? :D
Are you asking me to join you at Johns Inn?!!
Why would you assume I'm talking about naughty "other" things?
*giggling*
Why would I assume not? ;D
What else do you expect a group of rennies to be thinking about when you mention "other" so ominously?
Wasn't it more suggestive than ominous?
Why does my mind always end up in the gutter?
Why put your mind in the gutter, isn't it dirty there?
Why does it have to be that bad to go there in the first place?
Why soil a perfectly good gutter with minds?
Aren't minds a terrible thing to waste?
Isn't a waist a terrible thing to mind?
How much waste do you mind from commercial bird seed?
How many birds will I grow if I plant Bird Seed?
My mom used to tell me that if I eat watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow in my stomach. Is that true?
And if it is true, how do you harvest them?
Your mom may have actually be refering to a Watermelon roast, but isn't that just a myth?
Don't most myths or legends have some basis in reality though?
Is this some kind of wives tale?
Is a wives's tale a tale a wife tells to others to tell them a tale?
Isn't that like the"based on a true story" bit?
would you say Braveheart is based on a true story?
Didn't you know that Hollywood only does true stories?
So the blue paint was historically accurate?
Isn't that paint called woad?
Who has ever heard of such a thing?
Did they lick the Toad when they put on the Woad?
Are we still talking about Braveheart?
Does it really matter if we are or not?
I thought we were just talking about the Scots who might have licked the toad, making them believe then needed woad on their faces... weren't we?
Why are you trying to confuse me?
Am I trying to confuse you?
Could that question in itself be interpreted as confusing?
Are having the same conversation as in the Princess Bride?
Could be, but then if we are which role am I playing?
I don't know, what role are you playing, is it the role you want to play or the role you want me to want you to play?
Where were we?
Are you still trying to confuse me or is it that I think you are still trying to confuse me, or do I think that you think you're trying to confuse me which is actually confusing me?
Would you say she has a dizzying intellect?
Would you expect any less from such a lass?
I'm so confusing I can confuse myself, but I wasn't aware I was confusing others. Now isn't that confusing?
Who are you and what the heck are we doing here?
Who wants to know who I am?
Does it really matter?
Your not George W. Bush are you?
Me? What the .... How could you mix me up with that demon? ;)
By calling us G.W. are you saying that we have not yet mastered the English Language?
Has that guy mastered anything but failure?
If G. W. is a demon, is Cheney Satan himself?
Why is this conversation heading down a political aisle?
Are you running for office?
How about those Astros?
Well that's a bit non sequitur now, isnit it?
Astro's, Is that a many cloned copy of Elroy from the Jetson's dog?
George Jetson was almost three times the size of Mr. Spacely, why then was he so cowardly toward him?
Could it be that Mr Spacely was his boss and was always firing George?
Didn't his wife boss him around, too???
Who doesn't boss that guy around?
How come Fred never broke a foot trying to stop his car?
Do you remember the Winston cigarette commercial that started the Flintstones in which Fred & Barney were smoking in the backyard?
Why are some tv commercials so annoying?
Why do they keep rerunning them until you want to pull your hair out?
*Where's the BEEF?"
Everyone remember that one?
Why did you make me remember that commercial?
Why do you deserve a break today?
;D
What if I don't want to have it My way?
Do you really get to Eat Fresh?
Why in the world would I say "Whataburger"?
Where is the Scotch?
Scotch eggs, or just plan Scotch?
Why not both?
Are scotch egss made from scotch?
They don't taste like scotch to me, do they taste like scotch to you?
Why are they so addicting to eat anyway? Are they made from REAL SCOTS?
Are girl scout cookies made with REAL Girl scouts?
Are we all showing our cannibalist side today?
Are you eating Vegan if you eat a Vegan?
Wouldn't a vegan be kind of stringy? If so, then where is the floss?
Would it be right to floss a Vegan or flog one?
Is it a free range or farm raised vegan?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Er, is that with or without mustard and ketchup?
How about wasabi?
Can I have it with vegtables?
What kind of vegetables do you like?
Is it easier to list the ones you like, or the ones you dislike?
What about the ones you simply refuse to eat?
Are they something Popeye likes?
Doesn't popeye like spinach?
Doesn't everyone like spinach?
Canned or fresh?
I like fresh, how 'bout you?
Isn't locally grown produce safer?
If the river waters have hormones and other chemicals as do rains, how can organic really be organic?
If organic farms don't use chemicals why do we have to pay so much for their produce?
What happens if I want to be earth friendly but can't afford the organic produce?
Don't you have a window box or little patch where you can grow your own veggies or have a compost heap?
If you have your own heap, doesn't it smell bad?
If you have a heap of cash does it smell bad?
If a heap of cash smells bad does anyone care?
They say money is dirty, if that is so, do you think giving money a bath woul dmake it smell better and clean it up?
Wouldn't one think that was what "money laundering" was meant to really be?
Do you wash money on the delicate cycle?
what kind of laundry soap do you use and do that have paper softners like fabric softners?
Is it the same cleaner as the stuff with the teddy bear on the package?
Since money is linen based, shouldn't you use a Borax?
would you hang the money out to dry?
Would it be safe from pillagers if it were hung out to dry?
Why does it need to dry?
Would you want soggy money in your pocket?
That depends, what'cha got in your pockets? ;D
Which pockets are we talking about?
Isn't it that pocket just inside your suit jacket?
How about a billards pocket?
Billiards? Where are you in bloody London?
Ooo, can I come over?
How would you get here?
Can we get there by ship?
Like pirates?
Who doesn't - and if you don't, do you think you should be keelhauled?
Why would keel haulling be more effective as a punishment?
Would keelhauling be more effective than a cat-o'nine tails?
Would keelhauling in dry-dock be considered a practice run?
HUH?
it makes since to me, why not you?
Is this Voyager of the Seas that we're talking about here?
Do we have a Borg on board?
If the Borg did assimilate Voyager, what would have happened to 7 of 9?
If 7 of 9 were promoted would she then be become 6 of 9?
What happens when Tweedle Beetles Fight?
It's a tweedle beetle battle...Is it in a bottle..on a poodle.. is the poodle eating noodles?
If the poodle's eating noodles, is he standing in a puddle?
((I'm SO glad someone picked up the reference I was making and ran with it like that, thanks renren.))
Would you? Could you? in a house? Would you, would you, with a mouse?
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
Shouldn't we follow the yellow brick road?
Isn't following the yellow brick road considered being a conformist?
Isn't being a conformist better than getting lost in a poppy field? ;D
can we get stoned when we walk in the poppy field?
Are we going to be tip-toeing through the tulips next?
As my father did years ago, deep in a cave, would you prefer to tip-toe through the bat Sh*t?
If they do legalize pot, won't the government just screw it up like everything else?
Wat'cha talkin bout Willis?
HA! Did anyone else laugh out lout at that??
If life is a bowl of cherries, then why am I always stuck with The Pits?
You live with Angelina and Brad Pitt?
Does anyone ever dream of living in Hollywood?
Can I live in Ireland or New Zealand instead?
Will you take me with you if you go to Ireland?
Will our bags fly free?
Are we flying on a magic carpet?
what is the magic carpet made of?
Since it technically only covers a small area of the floor, would it not be better to call it a magic rug?
and just how big is this magic rug?
Is it big enough to hold say.............................. Brad Pitt's ego?
Isn't a pit totally unrelated to a rug?
Couldn't the rug be used to cover a pit?
How dip is the pit and will it hold and catch say a tiger?
Is this pit with a dip shallow or deep?
Wouldn't it have to be deep to catch a tiger?
Where am I going to find a tiger in Texas?
If you find a tiger, where would it live?
Did it escape from the Zoo or wild life refuge?
If it escaped from the zoo, would it be able to really get away?
If it got away, would it make it's home in Memorial Park? Would it use the joggers as an alternate food source?
why would it eat Joggers unless it was on a low-fat diet?
Have you actually seen some of the joggers around here?
If you see me running, would you please trip the person who's chasing me?
What if the person doing the chasing is really really good looking?
Why would anyone voluntarily go outside and RUN?
Do you think They think they're Forest Gump?
Run Forest, Run!
Why did Forest always think about Jenny?
Because he really Loved her and wasn't she always nice to him when he was young?
But, Didn't she only marry him so that her son would have a parent after she was gone?
But wasn't Forest, Forest's son?
What ever happened to Baby Jane?
Whatever happened to Rosemary's baby?
Didn't Baby Jane end up in a nut house and Rosemary's Baby in the White House?
No I think that was the Omen wasn't it?
How many versions are there of that movie? ( the Omen)
Do you always get popcorn at the movies?
Or do you sneak snacks in from the outside? :o ::)
What about sneaking in rum?
Isn't sneaking anything in the movies just plain good? Why do they charge soooo much? ::)
Can you sneak wine into a movie theatre?
Why did I drink all that wine at the movies last night?
Do you remember what movie you went to see?
Is all the wine I drank at the movies the reason I can't remember the movie? ???
and just how much wine did you drink at the movies or did you get so drunk you cannot remeber that either?
Do you remember the brand or type of WINE if not the movie?
What movie? Did they play the movie yet?
Why do I never seem to have time to even get to the movies?
Wot?
What's wot?
what's wot and what's it doing here?
Isn't Wot a common name in Wales?
Isn't Wales that place that tries to be British, but only just?
Is it Wales or is it Wails or maybe Whales?
Is it not Wales and didn't someone famous come from there?
I've been to Wales. Does that count as someone famous? ;)
Is the Prince of Wales from Wales?
Didn't the Prince of Wales lose much of his popularity when he divorced Diana?
Do you think when the Prince of wales divorced Diana she Wailed?
Wailed,Wales,Wails and Whales, what are we talking about?
Have I mentioned one of my cats is named the Prince of Wails? Can you guess Why?
Does it wail instead of meow?
How long ago was it when Diana tragically lost her life? 10 years??
Does it really matter?
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Did he lose his loved one and that's what he is lonesome?
You mean there's only one?
Do you believe in Miracles?
Do you believe in slight-of-hand?
Slight-of-hand is that where your hand is slightly curved and not as functional?
Would that be missing a finger or two?
What finger are we talking about here?
It's not the finger I'm thinking of is it?
Will it hurt?
Have you ever seen your fingers fing?
Fing?
I thought that was think?
Why would my fingers think doesn't my brain do that?
Are you certain of that?
Certain of what?
Did you say a curtain of what?
Is it a curtain or a drapery?
Have you seen those curtains of chocolate on the "How It's Made" Shows?
Now why would you want one of those? Wouldn't you eat it?
wouldn't I be terribly sick after I ate it?
Wouldn't it melt if it got to hot thus making a huge mess?
Wouldn't that make the challenge greater to eat it before it melts?
But what if it gets on the floor and gets hair in it, would it not be ruined?
Why would you even think about the possibility of ruined chocolate?
Is it possible to ruin chocolate?
Is it true that chocolate has NO CALORIES EVER????
Why would it?
Isn't Dark Chocoloate suppose to help your heart and your sex life?
Is there anything chocolate cannot do?
Does chocolate improve a man's looks if he's carrying a big box of it?
Does a woman really notice what the man who is carrying the chocolate looks like?
yes, is chocolate all you guys think we think about?
Women don't just think about chocolate?
ofcourse we don't just think about chocolate what do you expect?
I never EXPECT anything, what do you think I'm gullible?
Do you think you're gullible?
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
Is this a regular dictionary, or one being compounded by a Mr Black Adder?
Is Black Adder even that schooled in verbage of that sort?
How many people have you heard use 'verbiage'?
Of those people you have heard use verbage, how many of them were verbose?
Doesn't that mean wordy?
Is wordy even a word?
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wordy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wordy) looks like it is but should it really be a word?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Aren't there much longer words?
Like floccinoccihillipillification? (yes a real word, kudos to the one who knows what it means)
It if means what it looks like, maybe we're better off not knowing?
How about Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Why are you trying to use such big words??
((yes, I have internet at home again.. YEAH ME))
Did you spell it out, cut and paste, or sing along as you typed it?
Can anyone not sing it out?
Why would you want to sound precocious?
Why not?
Isn't the sound of it something quite atrocious?
Doesn't chalk on a chalkboard also sound atrocious?
Doesn't nails on the chalkboard really sound atrocious?
Oh, how could you even MENTION that???
That screeching sound down the board, doesn't it drive you crazy?
For me the sound of ripping cloth drives me crazy. What about you?
Is it somehting I'm ripping intentionally, or something I'm wearing?
Have you intentionally ripped something you were wearing?
Under what circumstance?
And why did you rip it?
How did it make you feel?
would you rip it again?
Will you do it for me? ::)
Rip it just for you?
Did some one yell for you to rip it all off?
Okay... who let one rip?
Are we still talking about clothing?
What type of clothing were you talking about in the first place?
Are we possibly talking about hats?
how about shoes?
Outside of internal combustion, aren't shoes the ultimate accessory?
I thought DIAMONDS were, you mean there not?
well are diamonds a girl's best friend?
When did diamonds become friendly?
i don't know. when did diamonds get emotional?
Is that why diamonds come in colors because they have emotions? ::)
Would it be the pressure necessary in making them that causes their emotions?
Do Vulcan diamonds have emotions and do they suppress them?
Have you ever mined for diamonds at the Diamond Crater in Arkansas?
Do people really voluntarily go to Arkansas?
Whats in Arkansas?
Isn't Arkansas more like Northeast Texas?
Does Walmart have an HQ in Texas?
Would you be surprised if they didn't?
Do you call them the "Evil Empire"?
What's wrong with calling them "Wally-World"?
Doesn't 'Wally-World' make you think of a water park, or was that 'Wet Willy's'?
Or Willy Wonka?
Doesn't Wally-World bring back fond memories of John Candy?
Was he the Candy Man?
Who can take a rainbow sprinkle it with dew?
Wasn't that a song sung by Sammy Davis Jr?
Didn't Sammy have a glass eye?
Glass eye, what movie does that make you think of?
::)
You sure it wasn't a Golden Eye?
Don't you feel any Bond movie after Roger Moore is merely pretending?
No, But don't you think that Danial Craig is SO Good Looking?
Doesn't all this fruitless lusting after stars leave you wanton?
Wanton? Aren't they those cream cheese things you get at Chinese restaurants? ;D
Do you know how to eat with chop sticks?
why eat with chops sticks, isn't eating with a fork easier and faster?
Is easier and faster always better?
If so, wouldn't you just use your fingers?
Have you ever tried to eat ice cream out of a bowl with your fingers?
Why would you want to do that if you have a spoon?
Weren't we talking about chopsticks, where'd the spoon come from?
Wasn't the spoon invented by the Phoenicians?
What about the Spork?
Spork? Wasn't that a character on Star Trek?
~giggles~
How could you eat with a character from Star Trek?
Wouldn't we just sit at the same table for the meal?
Star Trek, Spork, and a table, what are we talking about here?
Are people just trying to throw everyone off track here?
If we keep staying *on* the track won't we get hit by a train?
Can't we switch the train to another track?
Can we train the train to train its light?
Don't you mean engineer the train so the light can be trained?
But, if we engineered the train, to train its light, what would we do with the engineer?
Send him back to school to learn a new trade?
Would he be trading a trade for a trade since he cannot be retrained to train the train?
Is trading the trains anything like jumping the tracks?
If you're jumping the tracks, are you also jumping to conclusions?
Do you like Van Halens Jump?
Do you prefer Van Halen or Van Hagar?
Isn't Van Halen one of those really really old bands? :D
Who are you calling really really old?
do we have to forgive the young'uns when they ask "Van Halen? Who's that"?
Do we expect the young'uns to forgive us when we ask if that thumping, clunking, skreeching, grinding noise is their car, or their music?
can you really call that stuff "music"?
How can it be music if it doesn't have a tune?
Didn't your parents say the same thing about your music?
Are you assuming that my parents cared what music I listened to?
To me music is music unless it's rap then it's crap, what do you all think?
I think I'm inclined to agree, but I'm sure that's not just my opinion is it?
Rap is so loud on cars passing by- will all those who listed go deaf? What you say?
What I wonder is have they been told that the low level vibrations are deteriorating the window seals on thier cars, and the damage being done to their eardrums?
Is it not caused from all the droning BASS BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM?
Have you ever blasted something with bagpipes to drown the rap?
Yes, let me recall - sitting in the wait line for the ferry line in Galveston - or was it E Muzeki?
You were trying to drown E Muziki?
Is anyone else amazed when you get a look of attitude when you purposely make a comment about the sound being too loud and not wanting to hear it?
Did anybody understand the comment, or did they just skip past it?
Skip what comment?
I've skipped to my loo have you?
Do people often skip to your loo?
Isn't that the sort of information to which only a select few should be privvie?
Privvie, now is that like Queen Bess's Privvie Councel or the Outhouse?
Was my pun that difficult?
You call that a pun? Would not a good Pun require a SEAL of Approval?
Wouldn't obtaining a seal of approval require the documents to get wet and soggy?
Are we talking about a seal of approval, or the approval of a seal?
If we gain the approval of a seal, what is the possibility of it being a flip-flopper?
Would not a flip-flopper imply they were a politician by chance?
What if you toss dolphins? (a flipper-flopper) Does that make you a politician?
Since you know that Pro is opposite of Con, then what is the opposite of Progress?
Why is it that progress tends to be like getting run over by a truck?
Have you ever been run over by a truck before?
Trucks and ducks...I wonder which is better? Which is more long lasting?
Well you don't hunt for trucks, now do you?
Well, that depends. Are we using money or shotguns?
Are you hunting with Dick Cheney?
Shouldn't one duck if they are hunting with Dick Chaney?
Wouldn't it be better to stay in the truck?
Would it not be even safer to stay at home while hunting with Dick Cheney?
I live less than an hour from that hunting location - should I plan on leaving the state?
Better yet, how about leaving the country?
Which country? Are these country matters?
Country Matters would be a subject under politics, correct?
Does that bring us back to Chaney and Flipper? Is Chaney a dolphin?
Does he look like a dolphin?
Does he *squeeeee* like a dolphin?
Would it matter if you took a dolphin to the country?
Wouldn't it be a little dry in the country for a dolphin?
Why then would I have had the opportunty to befriend a pair of freshwater dolphins in a very wet country lake with three Ettes a long time ago?
And can he remember the names of those three Ettes or will he claim selective ammesia?
Who were the three first Ettes?
Dolphins,amnesia and Ettes, what are we talking about here?
Does it sound like some kind of b movie to you too?
Is it possible to make sure this stays with a B or PG-13 rating?
In these days of computer animation, does a B rating mean the same thing?
I thought a b movie was what Jerry Sinfield was in about B's
with so many different people can anything mean the same thing to everyone?
Do movies actually meet those ratings, or are they a moot point ?
Moot point, isn't that fun to say?
Do you think that if you say Moot point someone might think you said MOOSE point?
Or even worse, moose paint?
Why would you dare to try and paint a moose in the first place?
Is moose paint made out of real moose? Or maybe it's actually made from mousse? Moose mousse?
Is it a Chocolate Mousse?
Who's got Chotolate mousse?
I can make a chocolate mousse, Can You?
You can make it, but is it edibale?
Edibale - is that a new type of hay for horses?
Can we add it to the new dictionary?
They're calling it the new dictionary now?
Aren't we on the New New Dictionary by now?
Why oh why did those idiots at Webster add "Bling" to the dicitionary?
Whats Bling mean, is it something you through at people or is it a clown?
Does anyone really care what Bling is?
Why is it associated with cRAP?
Is it possible they cannot say Jewelry with all that Gold up in their grills?
If they can't say jewelry can they really say bling?
Do you think BLING really means I'm Gonna shoot you sucka?
Who thinks BLING means trying to pass off $1.95 cheap import rhinstones as real diamonds?
Why do they sell other crap in "Just a Dollar" stores for more than $1?
And is it truly "Just $1.00" what about taxes?
'Ow many Chocolate Painted Moose cous cous eat Mousse if'n a Chocolate Painted Moose could get it's hooves on Cous Cous and Mousse?
*side note to Welsh Wench*
Thar be three wenched ettes at lake side O dolphins playful and teer t' be wit ettes, named 1) Welsh Wench, 2) Athena, an 3) the name dooz ezcapez me fer she dinna come out t' play much back den an I beleive be not presently 'ere at th new site? She bee'd frum PA, but 'er an Athena got caught up in th mischevious lake playfulness as they were voyeuring at th Welsh Wench and laked keeper Privateer.
So what does a dolphin and a Mousse have in common?
I'm not sure, but is it something they do on porpoise?
Whale, Aint that the dumbiest thing you've ever heard?
Whats with all the fish stuff?
Do bass players have groupers?
*side note to Captain Spleen--the drenched wenchETTE be a Spire of Rells with a penchant for a whip.
And no, you did not win the new and improved Crude Organ Donor behind door #3, Oh, Captain Scurviness*
But hey, two out of three ain't bad..... ;)
Anyone going fishing for the halibut?
Who will cook and eat the Halibut that you catch?
Mrs. Paul?
Mrs. Robinson?
... are you trying to seduce me?
*I like that movie!*
And what would you say if I said YES?
Would you like me to seduce you? Is that what you're trying to tell me?
*that was Mrs. Robinson* ;)
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? ;) ;D
And who do you think you are, Hugh Hefner?
Do you have a silk bathrobe?
Do you have gaggles of bleach blonde bimbo beach Bunnies at your disposal?
Does that even mean anything?
Have you even READ the previous posts?
Should I turn bright red if I only just did?
Are you really that embarassed???
Why should I be embarressed, do I have TP coming out of my pants?
Why does TP always stick to your shoe? Why not your leg, or your pants even?
Have you ever had TP stick to your shoes, or hanging out of your britches?
Have you ever seen a 6 foot trail of TP coming out of a gas station restroom?
Better yet, have you seen said 6 foot trail stuck to someone?
No , have you ever seen a woman leaving the restroom with her skirt stuck in the hose and her bum exposed?
Would you tell her if she did, or point and snicker???
Yes, what would you do?
Would you feel embarassed for her or relish her humiliation when she realizes why she feels a draft?
When did they re-instate the draft?
Do you honestly want to get into a political discussion?
Would you like one on Religion?
Can we please skip both politics and religion?
Can I get an AMEN for my sister Laney and skip the P and R discussion?
AMEN! How about discussing History?
History now, there is a topic I would imagine we all can sink our teeth into, what aspect shall we discuss?
I'm open, anyone else?
Works for me. What should we discuss?
How about the aspect of what the "color of royalty" actually is?
Do we really need to discuss the Color Purple again?
Why not? I mean, why do most people assume that Purple is the actual color of royalty when it was actually Black until the time of Louis XIV?
I guess it also depends on what area we are talking about. Didn't Cleopatra use purple as her royal colors?
And didn't Queen Elizabeth decree it to be a royal color?
Wasn't that actually 'Royal Blue' in the decree?
Did you know that to people who are "colorblind" blue and purple look the same?
And wasn't it refered to as Royal Purple which in reality is more like Royal blue?
Wouldn't that mean that QE was colorblind?
Isn't Blue-Blind a male trait?
What is blue-blind?
Isn't it true that more colorblind people have difficulty in seeing reds and greens than blues?
Why did we jump from History to Science?
A swift change of topic with this group surprises you?
I'm a female, shouldn't it?
You are a female, this is true, but the right to a quick change of mind is yours isn't it?
Yes it is, but isn''t it just like a man to change the conversation when it's not going how they want it?
Do you mean like this? How about those Olympic games?
AGGHHHHH, Stop changing the subject, and what is it with guys and watching sports?
Isn't sports on TV just an excuse to nap in the recliner?
And isn't the nap just another way to get out of doing chores or Honey-do's around the house?
What are you complaining about, we're still at home aren't we?
I thought I was implying that men say they need to watch the big game so they can fall asleep to avoid chores, didn't I make that clear?
The clarity of your statement was somewhat hazy, can you clarify it further?
I was clear as day, maybe you should check your eye's and ears?
Well, my eyes I can understand checking, but how would checking my ears be of any use when we are "speaking" through type?
Aren't males typically programed not to hear a females voice?
What? did you say something? (sorry had too)
((Blast.. Rage beat me to it)).
Why would you assume that ALL males fall into that genre?
Isn't my point proven with Rage's post?
Are you assuming that Rage is indicative of all males?
You mean... HE'S NOT?
I doubt very seriously any man would want that position. don't you?
Wow... I really don't think most males would want women thinking I was the typical male. Wouldn't that hurt there chances with the females?
Don't you think it would more hurt the chances that the females would want to be with males if they used either of us as being indicative of all men?
Hey, Let us ladies decide that, Don't you think we have that right, or are males now picking who we girls are attracked to or not?
oops am I in trouble again?
Well, I would hope that you wouldn't assume we were assuming that we would be able to even conceive of what type of man you would be attracted to. That would be rather presumptuous of us would it not?
You would think us to be so shallow?
Aint most men shallow and only think with what is down below?
((trying to respond in a way so as to not get me arse kicked when I finally do get to meet Lady De Laney and Toki))
Alas, m'Lady I would wager that to be an assumption often made by someone whose own experiences with the men is somewhat limited. From what I understand isn't your Toki one of the few of use that is not like that?
Lets just say, he's male like most, And I have 44 years of experiance with them, isn't that enough?
Oh you think I would kick your tail, do you? I'd be more afraid of me than Toki, I'm Isish and I do have a temper ;D
*pokes head into thread, wearing a school uniform and holding a class schedule*
Excuse me...is this Relationships 101?
See there.. now it is a WOMAN trying to change the schedule, by bringing up the idea of seeing school girl uniforms and the like is it not?
Yes it is, and History, Science, Math and what ever else, care to join us Wenchie?
Okay, now I really have a question. What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
OK, who changed the subject to movies quotes 101?
was it a woman or a man this time?
*looks at school schedule and takes a seat*
Is it OK if I sit up front for Flim-making 101?
~looks around~~giggles~
Umm.. when did we become a school in here?
I hated school, do I have to attend if Mr. Hand is the teacher?
yes, BUT this time we're the adults aren't we?
Well us girls are, but don't men usually act like little boys in a group or around women?
wouldn't that depend entirely on how the women were dressed?
And why would THAT matter?
Slaps PD's tounge back in his head
You mean if we wore high heels, a dress, pearls and an apron a la Mrs. Cleaver?
Now aren't you being a little hard on the Beav Ward?
;D Sorry I just had to say that ;D
Don't you think that the show would have been a little different if Ward HAD been a little "harder on the Beav"?
Would Ward be considered a pedofile now days with remarks like that?
Did you know that Jerry Mather's father was actually Principal at Granada Hills High School in the 1960's?
Who is Jerry Mather?
You must not be a Baby Boomer and familier with Leave it to Beaver?
Can you name another famous actor who appeared on Leave It To Beaver?
Is it.....HARRISON FORD?
Bingo, anyone know of any other Leave It To Beaver actors (or actresses) that went on to greater things?
Well, can you count June Cleaver as the jive-talking passenger in Airplane?
Why are we talking about Leave it to Beaver?
Do you Know Harrison Ford's first movie appearance?
Aside from a few small roles, would his first big break be as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti?
*ain't he neat?*
How long has it been since you re-watched American Graffiti?
I didn't see any tagiing on the American town walls, so why was it called American Graffetti?
Maybe it was called that because our lives are a blank wall?
People move in and out of our lives and leave their 'writings' and their marks on it?
And when it ends, we are left with a bunch of scribblings that mean nothing to anyone but ourselves?
That we can look back on it and smile?
American Graffiti was a compilation of pop culture pique, a harbinger of political changes, and the birth of an era that explodes the "Leave it to Beaver America" simply by saying farewell to it???..Set in a small town in Southern California, with a bunch of people who's existence in 1962 means the 13th and final year of the fifties, it correlates a cosmic awareness with an innocent societal disagreement.... ????People are happy, but not happy enough to want to stay the same.... ???The constant bond throughout the film is Wolfman Jack, the "supercool" disc jockey who creates a thousand different images of himself just by virtue of what he says on the radio...???He is illuminating as well as socially influential to a bunch of naive teenagers....???The music in this movie is extremely entertaining, as it signifies the end of an Eisenhower style Utopia..??? The couples that are paired off in this movie homogenize the attitudes and aspirations of these precocious 1962 teenagers, who are on the verge of growing up!! All of the characters in this film have an imperviousness to the objections related to a perceived totalitarianism brought on in the sixties, not just because the radical aspect of the decade has yet to be, but also, because locking horns with the authority figures is not second nature to them ...???(Even Big John Milner)... ???The bevy of Radicalism which besieges our nation over the remainder of this decade, (the 1960's) created a metamorphosis in social behavior that would change all Americans, even the people living in the town of Graffit, California!!!??? This movie superbly exemplifies the phrase "The calm before the storm" It gives the entire movie audience a crystal ball concept analysis report that sparks a bittersweet realization and empathy for everyone who plays a significant role in this George Lucas masterpiece!! ???Director George Lucas has never been better...????The cast is sensational!!and the film's unassuming demeanor surprisingly captures the honor of being one of America's greatest films on record!!! ????Five stars!!??? No question!! ????
Did I copy past that from a wiki? Did I add a bunch of ??? to make it fit the thread?
Yes? ;D
Excellent! While many of us have seen American Graffiti more than once, has any one seen the sequal (More American Graffiti) more than once?
Would it be ok if I said NO?
How many of us have dated a John Milner?
*raises hand*
I haven't, but should I?
How many of us have drag raced riding with our John Milner?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXFMnfQVINM&feature=related
*raises hand again, but not as high* :-[
Drag racing, isn't that when a bunch of men dress up as women in sequined gowns, gaudy make-up, 4" spike heels, a bad wig and run to see who is faster?
I don't remember seeing you that night, were you there?
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 12:37:24 PM
I don't remember seeing you that night, were you there?
Aren't you confusing me with a DRAMA Queen?
Could he have been confusing you with the English Queen?
Or is it that you are confusing my question as being directed as you being a participant rather than a spectator I saw in the audience?
That must be it as I was dress as an English Queen, but what night where you racing for you to see me in the audiance?
What, you mean you didn't see me in the teal sequined gown with the princess waist and ever so delicate silk scarf across my shoulders?
Is it ok to be completely confused while reading these posts?
What's to be confused about? I saw Lady de Laney at the drag races while she was in the audience and I was competing. That's pretty simple, isn't it?
I plead the fifth because opening day is tomorrow and I'm too excited to think. Anyone else feel the same?
Opening day, is that like Opening a can of beer day?
Or is it opening day for the fall fashion shoot? Ummm.. is that anything like hunting? What's the bag limit?
Is the bag limit how many shopping bag, you can carry out of the women's clothing store in the mall?
That depends, what is your definition of women's clothing? I mean if I buy it and it is now mine, does it not become Men's clothing as I am a man?
Did you know that you can buy a man's corset on Ebay?
Does anyone remember the Manzer from Sienfield?
Do you mean what Kramer called "the bro"?
Wasn't it a fight between Georges dad and Cosmo over the name?
Who would name their kid Cosmo?
Isn't that short for Cosmopolitan... and still the question is WHY?
don't you think it would have been worse if they had named him Mojito?
But what if they named him after a cheap crappy beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Would you believe when I worked at the phone company someone asked for a guy named Bud Weiser?
Would you believe I hung up on them and then realized later he really existed? :-[
Would you believe I had a gold fish named Bud and a turtle named Weiser- no, well, would you believe it was me who called for my friend Bud?
How do you know if a turtle can hear you call his name?
Did you know that turtles breath through their butts?
Isn't it a good thing then that thier noses are on their faces, otherwise they would be smelling their breathe??
I think I'll change the direction here. Why is it that people will automatically assume that what they see in the news is truth when the are not given all the facts?
I so agree with you on that. Why don't they do a little research?
Could it be because it's more fun to believe the worst rather than to take the time to see the best?
Or maybe because reporters do such a great job of twisting words around to make them half truths?
Does anybody remember the old saying "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?"?
Didn't Thumper in the movie Bambie say that after something his mother said to him?
Is that the same thing as not throwing stones if you live in a glass house?
Can you imagine what the neighbors would see if houses were made from glass?
Can you imagine standing up in the shower if it was made of glass?
what if the house was 100% glass, then wouldn't someone see you taking a shower?
If you used hot water while taking a shower, wouldn't it steam the glass?
Would other things steam the glass too?
aren't there already showers made of glass? ???
Maybe it was supposed to be showers of blessings?
Aren't the showers of blessings supposed to bring good luck?
Isn't Luck just another way to say Karma is paying back?
What luck are we talkin bout here Willis, because I'm Irish and I have no luck except BAD LUCK, what about the rest of you?
Isn't luck found by seeing the opportunities to turn lemons in to lemonaide?
Yuck who actually likes lemons enough to make them into anything?
Can you squeeze lemonaide out of Lemon drop candy?
Why do they call them "drops" anyway?
Did somebody drop them on the floor and if so does the 5 second rule apply?
Now why wouldn't the 5 second rule apply?
Does the 20 second rule only apply to chocolate?
is it still 20 seconds if its a really hot day?
Next question kept to myself, way too much WenchMouth in it
Isn't the phrase 'gone in 60 seconds'??
:o
Did anyone really watch that movie?
Who's talking about a movie?
What movie?
Will we have popcorn with extra butter?
Will the butter "taste real?"
If it is a pirate movie, will I even notice the butter? ;)
Can we have an adult beverage w/that pirate movie?
Can you smuggle a Landshark beer or a flask in your pocket?
*Of course you can....*
Can you smuggle 4 flasks and a bottle of wine in your bra?
Isn't there a game called "Gone in 60 seconds"?
Can ANYONE do that like BlueZipCode? ;D
And what exactly is BlueZipCode?
Would you believe it is the pet name I gave Blue66669? :D
maybe, what kind of affection we talking about?
Who has that bottle of Rum I know is hidden around here somewhere?
Did anyone see me kidnap the Pyrate Rum and shove it down my shirt???
Do you expect me to drink it after it's been there?
Isn't the fun part going in after it when stuck down BlueZipCodes shirt?
Do you think you're fortunate enough to find it in there, let alone walk away with your hand and arm intact?
Do you think I'm stupid enough to try and stick my arm in there?
Did you know you wouldn't be the first to have tried?
Wouldn't I be the first to first ask for your permission to do so?
Isn't there more to faire than drinking and diving? ;D
You forgot sharp shiny steel didn't you?
Why would I drink out of something sharp and shiny?
OK are we now going into the forbidden zone talking about drinking out of sharp shinny things?
Do we dare taking this convesation in a direction that would surely get us banned to Johns Inn?
Is John's Inn anything like Big John's Icehouse?
Why is it that the threads I post in always get moved to John's Inn?
So who's been to the Topwater Bar & Grill?
Are their drinks Top water or is that Tap water?
Why am I hungry all of a sudden?
Do you get a choice of baked potatoes or fries?
What, no onion rings?
Ever eat them dipped in horseradish sauce or seafood cocktail sauce?
What, Rocky Mountain Oysters?
Wait! Aren't those....?
<insert pukey face here>
YUCK! Who likes them things?
I do, they are aweome, no worse than Haggis... actually much much better Doesn't anyone else like RMO's?
Rocky Mountain Oysters? Do they taste the same as regular Mountain Oysters?
A Mountain oyster is the exact same thing as a Rocky Mountain Oyster both come from the sew organ of a bull, am I right
Any noticed the dearth of clams lately?
You mean the kind that taste like barnacles?
I thought they tasted like snot sliding down your throat, you mean they don't?
Does anyone have a good recipe for red clam sauce?
It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food
Does it have to be red?
Quote from: Escarlata on August 20, 2008, 10:07:14 AM
Does anyone have a good recipe for red clam sauce?
It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food
It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food, Anyone else catch this from the post above?
Is it contagious if it makes my tummy rumble?
I'm hungry too, What's for lunch?
Too busy for lunch, does anyone know why all my settings were reset?
Why is my cat eating a french fry? Is his name McCleo?
Maybe he thinks his name is McFelix?
Is it Kitty McCleod from the Clan McCleod?
Quote from: blue66669 on August 20, 2008, 01:38:05 PM
Is it Kitty McCleod from the Clan McCleod?
Why do you ask?
I was wondering, can there *really* be only one? Why can't there be only TWO?
And why two, Why not say 42?
Is it not true that since there can be only one that the second and third movies and the series should not have happened since Conner was supposed to have been the last after defeating the Kergan?
When did something come out about the Federation defeating the Klingons?
How come the Klingons on TOS look normal like and then in STNG and Enterprise that have the funny heads and ridges?
Perhaps we can blame the evolution of Klingons to a shortage of rubber latex prosthetics?
Can't we blame all kinds of things on a shortage of latex prosthetics?
Are we talking about a prosthetic that is a false limb used in place of one lost through accident or birth defect?
Isn't it just the "shell" on those that is latex?
Isn't latex the coolest thing that God ever gave us?
How would people who are allergic to latex answer that?
Since it doesn't 'breath', wouldn't latex be warm?
Did you know that, if you're allergic to latex, you're also allergic to bananas?
What about a latex banana?
Would a man in a gorilla suit be able to handle latex bananas safely?
If the banana was latex, would the whipped cream and cherry slide off?
Are the whipped cream and cherry latex too?
Would you be able to tie ten knots in the stem of a latex cherry?
Do you know someone that would try it... no wait, shouldn't ask that, should I?
Can anyone beat my current score of 4 in a regular stem?
How did my 13 year old daughter learn to tie a knot in a cherry stem?
I'm sure I haven't taught anyone that young. Where are you, Purple Dragon?
Is he with the Pink Elephant today?
Purple Dragons and Pink Elepahnts, What is this place coming to?
Have people been drink absthine?
I have drunk absinthe in the past have you not done so?
Now why in Heaven would I want to inbibe in something that would make me see a purple dragon and a pink elephant?
would seeing a purple dragon in person be that bad?
it depends does it breath fire or give good hugs?
What if it breaths fire and gives good hugs?
Does it cook a steak perfectly medium rare on demand when it breaths finre, then give you a hug just because?
Hmmm.. Could it cook a steak MR with its fire breathing??
((Yes, I do give great hugs))
And if the dragon in question also eats vegetables, does the local city's recycling program take away the wheelchairs?
Why is it assumed that the meat the Dragon eats is people?
((This is Texas afterall.. and there are plenty of cattle here))
Might the dragon be a Scottish Dragon and like MUTTON a.k.a. Sheep?
I'm thinking I should leave the sheep alone, lonely Scottsmen need dates don't they?
Would a scottish dragon eat or date sheep?
Oh, I don't think I should go there, should I?
I'll go there!
Can we define "eat"?
Seeing as how this topic is heading dangerously toward John's Inn, I wonder how much further we can push that limit?
Who would rather go to a Faire instead?
Is it time for TRF yet?
Isn't the fact that most of us would rather go to Faire over just about anything the reason we're all here?
Is it odd that I have friends that are willing to try and convince my boss at faire that he should allow me to come dressed as I wish (within the rules of the faire) on All Hallows Eve weekend?
((Yes Lady de Laney I am talking about THAT type of costuming))
You know I'll be going to see you, right, PD?
I think many of us would come see PD if he had on that costume, am I correct?
You just want to see my fantabulous legs don't you Or are you truly interested in seeing that costume genre' with me?
Are we talking about men in Kilts?
Do you honestly think you're going to be that lucky and this part of the conversation is about Kilts?
Kilts? Whos in a kilt?
Did Bacardi get a new Kilt for his birthday?
Don't most of us gals love a man in a kilt and have any of you seen Saber's rear in a kilt?
Who hasn't seen it?
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
H9ow did we get back to song lyrics from men in kilts?
Doesn't Tartanic have men in Kilts who sing?
Was my subtle attempt to get away from the topic of kilts too subtle?
It's Sean Connery's birthday, have you seen him in a kilt?
why must we keep going back to kilts?
Do you dislike kilts? :o
In truth, I can take them or leave them. I am just concerned that others may fall away from the conversation, are you not so concerned?
Lets change it to weather It's hot and Sunny in Colorado today, how's it in your neck of the woods?
Why bother asking, don't you know that hte weather doesn't change much in Texas?
Doesn't it rain there like around faire time?
It has been known to, but sadly, not enough to do much good, only raises the humidity which I believe in turn raises peoples ire, odd how that seems to happen huh?
Don't you think if the weather is going to act up it waits to faire comes?
Since I have a new leather bodice for this weekend, can we all cross fingers for a cold snap this weekend in KC?
Since the cold snap came in KC this year, dost thou all have thy cloaks to wear?
I've been at the office for over an hour now, and I haven't gotten coffee yet why???
maybe you need to get motivated and go get a cup?
Wouldn't you rather have iced coffee in the summer?
Since the company provides us the coffee for free, why should I spend my money on an iced coffee?
Why spend your money, can't you just put Ice in it then it would be ice coffee right?
While puttin ice in the coffee would make it iced coffee, without the proper flavors I couldn't make a caramel machiato now could I?
And just how do you make a caramel machiato?
The same way as everyone else, I drive up to the Starbucks and order one, don't you?
I don't drink coffee, latte's or anything Starbucks servers, Why spend the price of a gallon of gas on a cup of Yuppie Coffee?
I used to think the same way, and then by a fluke one day, I tried one. WOW, what a flavor?
Have you ever tried to make it at home?
I came close, but am not sure of the exact ingredients needed, are you?
Wouldn't you need caramel and milk and espresso?
I make mine with chilled coffee...pour 3/4 coffee and 1/4 milk over ice, add a nice helping of caramel and voila...liquid heaven.... probably not right though, huh?
Could be, but then I do not know myself so that's why I was asking isn't it?
Do you drink yours hot or over ice?
The first one I had was hot, but my wife says I should try it iced with extra Caramel, what do you think?
I like iced ones, but since I'm allergic to caramel, I probably shouldn't drink them, should I?
I've tried both but like the hot best, why don't they have any rum flavorings?*
Whats the big deal about yuppie coffee like Starbucks?
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?
Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?
Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)
Does it count if it is ordered online and brewed at home in a little pod coffee maker?
Caribou steak coffee, isn't that an Icelandic thing?
would caribou steak coffee more properly be called bouillion?
Is it made with real caribou?
As apposed to artificial caribou?
Is there such a thing as artificial Caribollioun? And don't you just love made up words?
Did you take lessons from the SCHRUB (GWB) on made up words?
Is the Caribouillion nucular?
If it was nucular, would it glow in the dark?
Why does everyone think you'll glow if irradiated?
You mean to tell me that The Simpsons have been lying to me about that?
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?
Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)
Definitely..both coffee or tea.
Would the Simpsons lie?
Doesn't it take conciousness, even self awareness to lie.
Oops, did the ? mark not work on your keyboard??? Do you need an air duster can? (Or do you use the dishwasher version?)
Dishwasher? Wouldn't that be a risk to my dishes?
Can you hire a dishwasher under 3 foot?
why would I have three feet, aren't the two I have enough?
If you had two left feet, would you still need a right foot to walk?
If you had two left feet, could you ever start off on the right foot?
Would you then call your feet the left-left and the right-left?
wouldn't you be a clutz with two left feet even if you called the left one right?
but don't cats have 2 left feet? Are they all clutzes?
Can you be a Klutz without two left feet?
When did the word clutz/Klutz come from? Was it really the name of a clumsy person?
Can you look 'klutz' up in the dictionary?
Did you know the word 'klutz' is Yiddish for 'wooden block'?
Oy vey.
Why do they call it Yiddish?
Isn't putx Yiddish also, and could you be a klutzy Putz?
Do you know what it is like to be one of the few shiksas in a class full of Jewish students?
*raises hand*
I do.
http://www.sillymusic.com/yiddish_dictionary_definitiions.asp
Is a shiksa related to a shiksa-bob?
Do you really think that Bob can be a shiksa when a shiksa can only be a girl?
Who knows when a girl is a girl?
When her pants zipper is on the side instead of the front?
What about if the pants button instead of zip?
Do they button left to right or right to left like a shirt?
Whose shirt are we talking about?
Would you give me the shirt off your back?
Could he give you a clean shirt out of his closet?
Would you give me the skirt off your waist if I gave you the shirt off my back?
Is it feminine and flattering to a female figure?
Would you expect any less from MOI?
yes, wouldn't you if you were me?
Are you assuming that I have no fashion sense? Why would I make such an offer/request if it were not what you wished for?
So you are saying you usually dress like a woman?
What, You didn't know that after reading all these posts?
Just how many wild discussions did I miss while I went to KC?
Would you REALLY like to know?
Did you start any wild discussions while you were there?
Are you certain you really want an answer to that question?
Are there any questions that we REALLY want answered?
What kind of question is that?
You mean the question from above?
Could I possibly mean any other question than the question above mine?
And what question might that be exactly?
Exactly what are you trying to say?
Can we get me more confused than I already am???
Are you aware all of us here are confused now?
Am I truly aware, or you just think I am?
Did someone say "I think therefore you are aware"?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
What do you mean we don't park on the parkway- haven't you seen my car?
Have you ever parked in a park? ;)
If you park in the park then wouldn't you drive on the parkway?
If you park in a park, can you gun someone's motor?
Isn't the car shut off if you are parking?
How can you shut off the car if it isn't already running?
Can't you pretend to do it?
Do you really think it is a car motor I am talking about?
If you continue along these lines, won't they move us to John's Inn?
Why am I not suprised?
I don't know, what would surprise you?
Do I have to have a surprise? ::)
Would you rather know what you're getting for Christmas, or would you rather it be a surprise?
Parks,cars,christmas and surprises-what are we talking about here?
Have you ever had a biiiiigggggg huge box all wrapped up... and it had just an envelope down in the bottom of it?
Or a pocket knife rolled in enough newspaper to make it the size of a beach ball?
Have you ever had heavy stuff in a box only to find out the gift had no weight at all?
Ever seen anyone receive undwear wrapped in a ring box?
What is the wierdest gift you ever gave someone?
Don't some consider an STD a gift as it's often called the gift that keeps on giving?
But, wouldn't that be classified as more of a THOUGHTLESS gift than a weird one?
Would you say that you're likeliest to get a weird gift at one of those white elephant exchanges?
Would I be wrong in assuming that a ziplock baggie filled with "Pre-fused cannon wads" would be considered the weirdest gift?
((Yes, the "Pre-fused cannon wads" are EXACTLY what you think they are. No, I was not the recipient of this one, I managed to get away that year with a Licensed Kit Rae sword.))
How about a Tacky gift that ended up being tacks?
Tacks? Is that how they're held on?
Is that better or worst than using the gold bottle of "tacky glue"?
Wow, when did they start making gold-colored glue?
Does Elmer's Glue still turn yellow with age?
Don't old people turn yellow with age?
Don't teeth turn yellow w/coffee & ciggies?
who many of you drink coffee and smoke ciggies?
I don't and never will YUK!
Is it possible to start the day without a cup of coffee?
((It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of JAVA that my thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning, it is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.))
Hating coffee (HATING it...), can't I substitute a nice Dr Pepper for brekkers?
How can one live without coffee?
Easy... how can one drink that tar tasting liquid?
How would you know what Tar tastes like Have you drank it before?
Haven't you ever picked up the wrong mug?
Why oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?
Ever taken the wrong pill?
What happens if I take a Midol?
Would that turn you into Midas?
Would that give me the Midas touch?
Need a new muffler?
How can you tell if you need a new muffler?
Doesn't it start to unravel?
Wouldn't a scarf knitted of asbestos be scratchy?
Doesn't asbestos cause cancer?
Cancer, you think with all the billions in research dollars, they would have found a cure by now?
One would think that, but isn't it odd how the government just seems to keep coming up with more ways to spend our money rather than doing something useful with it?
You mean like killing off people who dress, talk, and believe in a different relegion?
Are you talking about the Amish?
I thought I was talking about Rennies, you mean I wasn't?
Is Rennie a registered religion?
You mean it isn't already?
How manyof you belong to the church of Rennietology invented by Henry Tudor?
I thought we all did, you mean we don't?
Are you sure it was founded by Henry Tudor and not Leonardo Da Vinci?
Wasn't he in the Titanic Movie a few years ago?
Don't you mean he was a Tremendous monumental Artist?
What actually constitutes a monumental Artist anyway?
Or reconstitutes a monumental artist?
And why is "monumental" the best way to describe them?
Is it because they work on tomb monuments?
Why are some called "Monuments" and others called "Tombstones" aren't they both one and the same?
I've heard of Tombstone pizza but not Monument, is there a brand called that?
Do you have pizza on the brain today?
I don't have pizza on the brian today. Do you have lunch on the brain already?
Lunch on the brain, dinner on the brain, would you expect ME to NOT think about food?
Is it really true that to make a man "TRUELLY" happy a gilr just needs to show up nacked and bring food?
That depends, is she also carrying BEER?
So it's only true if she has beer on her then?
You don't really believe all men to be that shallow do you?
You mean :o they're not?
Not this one anyway, but then I'm not like ALL men now am I?
Do real men eat Quiche?
UMM Hello? Just what is the discussion here? Did I miss something? Want a beer? Questions,Questions,Questions! :o
Are you seriously asking faire-hungry rennies if we want a beer? :P What kind of beer?
Oh, Quiche is one of my favorite breakfasts from The Queens Pantry at TRF... what's your favorite breakfast at inside the gates of faire?
Does anyone remember the venison stew breadbowl at TRF?
Do you remember how much it cost?
I remember the Black Forest Muffins, do they still have those?
Where they made with the Black Forest?
Does the fact that the area of the faire they were sold in is called The Black Forest area count? ((well, not realy, but it is the German section))
Would you call a pizza made in the English side Whitehall Pizza?
Why are we talking about pizza at 1:42 in the afternoon?
Because it was 11:35:30 AM when I posted that. You mean you don't think about pizza at 1:42pm?
You mean not everyone is thinking about ME at all times?
Why would we always think of Maine?
What's in ME (Maine) besides Moose and Loons?
Don't I qualify as both I'm strong as a moose and crazy as a loon?
Wow, do you live in Maine?
Do I have to live in main to be a Looney Moose?
((I was born in New Hampshire, does that count for anything))?
Looney Moose? I thought it was a Daffy Moose or was that Daffy Duck?
Ducks, moose (or is that mooses), are we suddenly in a zoo? (Do we really need to answer that???)
How did we get on to animals in the first place?
Wouldn't one need to catch a moose to get onto it?
Wouldn't it make an unforgettable ride?
Would you want that to be on Youtube?
Is it true that What happens in Washington D.C. stays on YouTube?
Why is it YouTube and not MeTube?
Aren't you glad it's "U" tube and not "X" Tube?
Wouldn't the X then imply it was Xtreme?
I've heard other terms used, but as I haven't visited, perhaps I was mistaken?
Would you want to be infamous on YouTube?
Out of context, wasn't that sentence a bit confusing?
Isn't everything typed on her confusing?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on September 15, 2008, 09:24:22 AM
Isn't everything typed on her confusing?
So how did you fit her in the typewriter in the first place?
Is she really that thin that you can fit her into a typewriter?
Is it possible to fit her into a printing press instead?
Wow, how did here turn to her and get us upside down again?
Could it be that I made a TYPO of her instead of here and I am getting teased for it?
Why would we tease anyone for something like that?
Were we that bored that we had to tease you for a type of her from here?
You mean your NOT bored sitting in a Cube at work listening to phones ringing and people talking about you?
Nope, not bored with that since I am not working in a boiler room or call center. Why would anyone voluntarily be in an environment where they had to answer the phone all day long?
If the phone rings ,don't cha wanna answer it?
Why should I answer it, it's just going to be another bill collector?
What makes you think I answer the phone all day helping people while talking in my bad Indian speaking English Accent and calling myself Rajish or Roger for you Americans :)?
So was the 'her' typo just part of the bad english speaking indian accent?
I was more amused at going from here to her in the typewriter, envisioning a flat paper doll - weren't you?
If you speak English with an accent, does it follow that you will type with an accent?
Why can't I find the "Any" Key?
Doesn't the "ANY" key mean you can use any key stroke on the keyboard?
Why can't I get an American Express Card?
Why do you need a card, your an American and you can express yourself right?
But, that won't give me an Unlimited Credit limit will it?
Is there ANY card that gives you unlimited credit?
Doesn't the Black Amex give you unlimited charges?
Who is this "Black Card" issued by - Darth Vader?
Would you hear James Earl Jones' voice when you used it?
Anyone told you that hearing disembodied voices is not good?
Was it an EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenom) per the TAPS team?
TAPS? Wasn't that a movie with a very young Tom Cruise in it?
Tom Cruise? Didn't he get killed in that movie?
I don't think he got killed, but hasn't he turned into a real psycho lately?
Isn't that a requirement to belong to an orginization created by a Sci-Fi writer?
Is the writer in question Newt Gingrich?
It would be cooler if it were Newt Gingrich at least then he would have a cool name right?
Do you think Newt would ever quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
"She turned me into a Newt... I'm feeling better"!
Have you ever been in a conversation where you started out on Monty Python quotes and transitioned to Mel Brooks?
Where Wolf?
Don't you mean Werewolf the savage beast of a cursed human?
Why would you consider a lycanthrope cursed?
Did they ask to be bitten abd become Lycanthropes, thuis being a curse to kill innocents?
Would that qualify them as misanthrope?
What the heck is that? ??? ??? ???
What's a thrope and how did it go missing?
It is anything like a snipe?
Do we need to show you how to hunt snipe?
Can anyone give lessons in snake hunting instead?
Why would you hunt the snakes, they're harmless?
Are they harmless?
Can I have the snakes you can round up?
Why round them up, why not leave them alone in their environment?
Wouldn't it be easier to round them than to square them? Cube them?
A cube snake? How would it slither?
Is it possible she meant elliptical?
Did we scare everyone off with the snake direction of the thread?
Did you know that if it had been up to me to come up with a name for snakes, it would be Eeba Dabba?
Do you think it means something if you spell it backwards?
If you spell it backwards then it is no longer it now is it?
What is it, you say what is it?
Who are we talking about now?
Why do I still no have electricity at my home?
is it because you live in say, Tejas?
Have you tried a sign that says free beer for the first Centerpoint truck to stop?
With no electricity, wouldn't the beer be warm?
Isn't that what FEMA's ice is for?
What? You mean FEMA is ACTALLY doing something in Texas unlike Louisiana?
Wasn't the problem in Louisiana more caused by corrupt politicians?
You mean all politicans are not corrupt?
Are their lips moving?
Don't they speak out of their back sides i.e. Arse?
Why do they all start their speeches with "If I'm elected, I promise to..."?
Well don't most people respond to promises either true or not?
When will the people learn not to believe a word that comes out of their mouths?
They have swords coming out of their mouths?
oh my bad. you said words.
Are politicnas sword swollowers on the side?
I don't know about that, but they expect us to swallow the tripe they keep dishing out don't they?
Tripe as in B.S. or as in Fish?
I'd rather eat fish than tripe wouldn't you?
Isn't tripe one of those foods that takes it's flavor from what it is cooked with?
Quote from: captmarga on September 23, 2008, 10:20:24 PM
Isn't tripe one of those foods that takes it's flavor from what it is cooked with?
I thought that was soy?
Was that a question?
Doesn't the concept of something being a question or not depend upon the inflection placed upon the words?
What if its more of an accent?
what words and what type of accent are we taking here?
Is it possible to determine accent or inflection in the written word?
Well mate, If I said guh'day tuh ya and all the Shellies out there, could you tell I was Australian and just being friendly to you and all the girls who read this?
Could you be telling where I was from if'n I be talking like this?
Yo, Hommi, Wuz up Dowg, It's not from the Ghetto is it now Holmes?
Oh no, we're not going to do a whole thread in dialect, are we?
Wot ees thees d-eye-a-layct of wheech you speak?
I am unfamiliar with that particular dialect, could you perhaps educate me further that I might understand you better?
Il est "un patois", comprendez-vous?
No I do not comprehend, does anyone else speak this dialect?
Would you believe that patois is a dialect that is not standard, encompassing pidgen, creole and other dialects? And a good example of this would be non-Parisian French which would be dialects such as Breton or Provencal? And that the Cajuns speak a dialect of Acadian French?
Comprendez-vous?
Je ne sais pas, Quelle était la question ?
Wo ist der Bahnhoff?
Ce que le forum ont une langue abandon de l'anglais seulement?
Why am I craving beignets with extra powdered sugar?
Does a spoonful of sugar really make the medicine go down ?
I dont know about that BUT wouldn't it make your blood sugar go up?
Lets see... chocolate shake, too much Hershey's syrup - wait! Is there really such a thing???
How could you ever use to much Hershey's syrup?
Too much hershey syrup? Is there such a thing?
If it caused sugar shock would that be bad?
Is diabetic diabolical?
You sure that isn't, metabolic?
Have you ever tried to use metallic thread?
Is it made of metal like Aluminum, bronze, copper, brass, silver, gold, platinum or some other metal?
How can you tell what it's made of?
Are you sure it is made with metal?
What shall we discuss today?
Aren't we discusing metals?
That was yesterday's topic wasn't it?
Can't we just stay on the same subject for once?
Oh, okay then Gold or Silver which do you prefer?
Does either involve precious gems?
Would you like there to be precious gems?
You mean you didn't know that PD, and you call yourself a Girl-Friend girlfriend?
Well, of course I knew that I didn't want to assume to know WHICH precious gems as we all know the meaning of the word weed puller U ME now don't we?
What if it meant Poisoinous Gems?
That means that we find something else to eat?
Why would you eat a gem, are you a dragon on something?
Why does everyone assume that Dragons ate Gems?
If they weren't cabochons, wouldn't that be a rather prickly bed?
Well that eat gold in the E. E. Knight Dragon novels, why not gems Do you think Dragons use porupines to scratch their backs on?
Doesnt most dragon breath fire?
Do they breathe fire, or do they just have a raging case of halitosis?
If dragons just have halitosis, does that mean exhaled germs melt knights?
If they in fact melted the knights, would that not mean that somewhere there should be blobs of melted steel as evidence of the Dragon's Lairs?
Can't you imagine after the centuries that its simply rusted away?
What if the dragons just ate the knight armor and all. Would they not get their daily dose of much needed iron?
THen we could be sure that the Dragon's were not anemic right?
I thought maybe bolemic, dont thet puke up the bones and undigested parts of what they eat?
Have you ever seen an anorexic Dragon?
I don't know, Have I ever seen a purple anorexic Dragon in person?
I would imagine that those that know THIS purple Dragon know he isn't anorexic, in fact most would probably say "I eat too much" now wouldn't they?
Ah a typical dragon then that over eats until his gullet it over full?
Would you expect any less from a MEATATARIAN? ((it's a lifestyle choice))
And I suppose you belong to PETA?
People eating Tasty Animals
Do you mean People Eating Tasty Animals?
Is there another meaning that really means something?
Well, if they were to use the initials of ALL the words in their "name", would it not be PFTETOA instead of PETA? ((personally, I find PETA to be a PITA))
Have you heard their latest going-on about "no cows milk" (use the stuff that's species specific) Ice Cream?
Isn't that carrying things just too dern far?
Are'nt you afraid that by eating synthetic food it will just cause more issues with your body, your offspring, your offsprings offspring and so on down to the environment?
Would eating synthetic food be the same thing as being pickled?
I thought pickling involved vinager?
Can't you pickle your liver with liquor?
Isn't that just a term because alcohol really won't pickle but fermint?
So if whiskey, beer and other booze is made from grain and corn, are we getting our servings of veggies and cereal with each tot?
Don't the potatoes actually have to grow first?
What if the Russians hated Vodka and didn't make it, insead they made green tea non alcoholic?
Does vodka taste better than cold green tea?
what if it was green vodka?
Would that be Vodka and Midori?
Does Midori taste like melon?
Does a melon taste like midori?
Are you referring to a watermelon?
That would be the one to refer to, wouldn't it?
And if you use a yellow-meat watermelon, does that change the taste?
If a watermelon has meat, is it white meat or dark meat?
Personally I would prefer my watermelon to be fruit and not meat wouldn't you?
Well a pie should be fruit but isn't there meat in a meat pie?
What about Mince Meat?
Can you identify what is in Mince Meat besides raisins?
and just why do they call it mince meat if it has dried up old grapes in it?
UUMMM...rum, brandy,apples,dried up old grapes- doesn't this sound good? ;)
then how does meat get involved with the name. Would that not be as getting a beef pot pie filled with nothing but fruit?
who's that with the what's now?
what about the babel fish?
what about it?
how ould something that lives in your ear be a fish?
Could it have meant that the fishes have ears?
If fish don't have ears, how can they hear the sounds of distress given by others of their species?
Is there such a thing as a deaf fish?
Did the deaf fish become deaf by listening to Deaf Jam records?
Is that not supposed to be Def Jam Records?
Do you think they cal it Def Jam because jamming to their records you go deaf?
Or would it be called the Def Jam because you go Deaf from Jamming something too far into year ears so you can't hear that crap they are playing?
Would you listen to a band if they were called Raspberry Jam? I mean really, who named Tangerine Dream?
would they cover "raspberry berret"?
Is that performed in the same style as a Bronx cheer?
How close would you be to someone after a bronx cheer?
More importantly, where did Ladiedragon go?
Do you think she went to the Bronx to jam and eat jam in a raspberry beret?
How did we get from a deaf fish to raspberry berets?
Didn't we just take a left turn at Albuquerque?
Wasn't that a song by the Partridge Family?
No, it was the Brady's wasn't it?
Does anyone miss the Brady's or the Partridge Family?
Do I have enough ammunition in case I miss them the first time?
Would you really shoot them?
Has anyone else heard the rumor that some jackass in Hollywierd is wanting to remake the Partridge Family?
Would that be justifiable Patridgecide?
Anyone else remember the time Susan Dey and David Cassidy were on some awards show presenting together and each one started humming the Partridge Family theme as the other was trying to talk?
Would it be OK if I said I missed that one but didn't miss that one?
Can you name any of the other Partridge Kids other than Kieth or Danny?
Lauri, Tracy, Christoper aka Chris does that sound right and Rueban was their manager.
And NO I never watched the show... EVER
Wasn't their managers name actually Reuben Kincaid?
((Nope, I never watched that show ever either... nope, not once did I ever fantasize about Lauri's dresses)).
Anyone Like Rueben's?
Reuben's are great, have you ever had one at a good Jewish Deli in New York City?
Did you know there is a good deli right here in Dallas?
Is it a "New Delhi"?
I don't know, do they serve Indian Cuisine?
Has anyone seen my cat?
Do you think you would find a Jewish Deli in New Delhi?
Isn't there a McDonalds there?
Is haggis kosher?
When did McDonald's start serving haggis?
Who in there right mind would even eat Haggis from McDonalds?
Wouldn't you expect some place named McDonalds to be able to make a decent Haggis?
Does MacDonalds haggis come on a soda bread bun? or it is deep-fried?
Haggis is haggis, does it matter?
But would it still be a haggis if it was battered and chicken fried?
Would the Colonel risk his secret recipe spices (and reputation) in use to enhance the flavor of the haggis?
Where did everybody go? ???
You realize TRF opened this weekend, I hope?
What are we hoping for now?
Does everyone else not attending a fair emiss them as much as I do right now?
Did you miss me while I was working my butt off at TRF this past weekend?
So my dear wicked Jack (Dragon, Carl, or whatever you are going by today) just how WAS your weekend?
Oh, are you confused again as to what personna I am using then? ((just myself this year.. Dragon will work just fine. Oh, and I use the Germanic spelling of my first name Karl ;) ))
Aren't we all confused about who you really are Karl is is that Karla, Purple Dragon, or Lavender Dragonnel?
Did you just say that PurpleDragon's real name is Karla?
:o :o :o
Would that make a differance as to how you saw me?
Is a Dragon by any other name just as fiery?
Would te dragon named Karla that is fiery meant to be the term fiesty?
Could be, but does the chalice with the palace hold the pellet with the poison and the flaggon with the dragon hold the brew that is true?
((bonus points if you can name the movie))
**Yes it would**
Why would you call yourself a geeky girl when you enjoy such classics?
Isn't it sad the many of our kids won't sit through the classics, and will miss out on such greatness?
Do you realize that most kids today couldn't possibly quote any REAL Shakespeare since most of them have only seen that movies recently made by Hollywierd?
Not only that, but most people in general could not quote the Bard. If I said "
Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.
"! would you know what play, act and scene I was qouting from?
I wouldst know, but then I know the work of The Bard. Would todays generation be able to guess where the following comes from?
Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds
Towards Phoebus' lodging: such a wagoner
As Phaëthon would whip you to the west
And bring in cloudy night immediately
Spread thy close curtain, love-performing night
Most likely Not. Might that be Romeo and Juliet Act 3 Scene 2?
No, it "mightn't" be that, it IS that, though, dare I ask how you know?
((I used that entire solilique as my "talet" portion for the UnQueenly pageant, but the unwashed massess couldn't grasp the concept)) ;)
Would you believe I was once a Shakespearean actor?
Would you believe that I have had the lead in at least 2 Rogers & Hammerstein Musicals back when I was in High School?
Might they have been Oklahoma and South Pacific or maybe State Fair?
Now, what would ever give you that idea?
Are they NOT the three most performed R&H Musicals in high school?
Anyone know where I can find all those great musicals on DVD?
((also played Gaylord Von Trapp as well))
Have you looked on Netflix to rent or Amazon to buy?
(They do have Oklahoma, South Pacific, State Faire and Show Boat)
Am I the only one that refuses to spend money on Amazon?
((I picked up a triple feature pack at Wal-Mart that has Oklahoma, State Fair, and Carousel in it)).
Yes, I think Amazon is great, does anyone else?
Is Amazon a river in Egypt?
I thought it was in South America, Isn't it the Nile and Congo in Africa?
Wasn't Wonder Woman an Amazon?
NO. . wasn't she a nuts and bolts kinda girl?
Weren't they *stars* on her costume (what there was of it...) not triangles?
Does anyone (besides me) know who played the original Wonder Woman?
Was she a spokesperson for Wonder Bread?
Would you happen to recall that spokespersons name?
Was her first name Linda?
Nope, if it were Linda this wouldn't be much of a challenge then would it?
Why not just go to www.imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com) wouldn't that tell you?
How do you pronounce that?
I suppose you could go to www.imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com) if you wanted to cheat could you not?
It's not cheating, it's using resourses, right?
Isn't it only cheating if you get caught?
Why is it cheating. I thought cheating was being married and dating another person at the same time, isn't it?
Is it cheating if I use a shoutout to a friend?
Can we use a Life Line of Call a friend, Audiance Poll, or two choices?
Was she married to Bing?
Is Anna Iram the only one working on answering my question?
*I'm out of the game. I just imdb' it. Bad shout out. :(*
Can you trust your shoutout to have all the facts? :)
((Her name was Cathy Lee Crosby so Anna was the closest to getting it right))
Does anyone else love trivia like I do?
That is also wrong PD, There was some in in 1867 who played her first, can you name her with OUT going to IMDB?
Would her name be Ellie Walker?
Did you cheat to get that info PD?
Why would you think I cheat when I have a head full of useless knowledge. Besides, you said yourself it's called using resources right?
For me and everyone else it's using resourses, but you complained so isn't that cheating?
Would this kind of cheater be considered a beautiful person?
What is your definition of "beautiful"?
And why would it hurt unless it was a D&D Beholder?
Some of you (and me) wear contacts all the time, do they hurt your eyes?
And why do you think it would hurt sticking your finger in your eye all the time?
Wouldn't you rather stick your finger in your eye than a beholder?
Who is sticking their finger in their eye? Um...extended wear?
If you tried to hold a bee wouldn't it sting you?
What if it was already dead? Would it still sting you?
Do you deserve to be stung?
Who doesn't? ;)
Is there where 'bee-stung lips' came from?
Do people really find that particular look appealing?
Why do some people feel that injecting toxins into their flesh makes them sexy?
Why use toxin's, Doesn't fat from your body work 100% better?
Will they ever invent a way to move fat to where we *want* it???
Moveable fat, can you picture that?
Yes they CAN do that, Ever hear of Dr Mark Zukowski in Chicago?
I've talked to Dr Z many times and seen a lot of his results. He can take fat from the tummy and put it into the rear to make it much more shapely... and it lasts. He can also put it into lips to make them fuller but not Bumble bee stung unless you want them that way.
Don't they call movable fat butter?
I've heard of buttering up, but not sure if that is supposed to be in context with reshaped hips and thighs, as you'd think "might this get moved to John's Inn"?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 21, 2008, 11:17:01 AM
Yes they CAN do that, Ever hear of Dr Mark Zukowski in Chicago?
I've talked to Dr Z many times and seen a lot of his results. He can take fat from the tummy and put it into the rear to make it much more shapely... and it lasts. He can also put it into lips to make them fuller but not Bumble bee stung unless you want them that way.
HUZZAH!!!! That's the best plan I've heard yet for '
redistributing the wealth' ;D
Will that work with breasts too?
Don't all of us girls wish it would work for breasts?
The answer is NO they have to use either Saline, Silacone or the new ones called Gummie Bears. Silicone still feel the most natural and are legal to use again.
Ah, see, doesn't that defeat the purpose?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 23, 2008, 08:49:24 AM
Don't all of us girls wish it would work for breasts?
Don't men want to move the ale gut up to their pecks?
Why would a man want to move his beer gut to his pecks, wouldn't that make him look like he had a uni-boob?
Have you ever seen a man with a Uni-Boob?
Just because we haven't seen one doesn't mean it doesn't exist does it?
Did I tell you about the time I had to do an EKG on a man with a third nipple, below his left nip at exactly the place I needed to put the lead?
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 23, 2008, 11:37:43 AM
Have you ever seen a man with a Uni-Boob?
Do comic books count?
I have had so many EKG's in my life during drug testing that I wonder if it could cause me to grow a 3rd nipple?
I wonder if that would make you the most popular lady at faire?
So does 2 sets of clevage = double the turn on?
Doesn't 2 sets of cleavage equal quadri-boob?
Would that require a special corset and bodice?
Do you think Victoria secret would begin to carry a "3 cups" bra too?
Do you know a woman that requires a third cup on her bra?
Would they sell the Manzer for men ala Kramer on Seinfield?
Why do so many advertisments specify that it's "Lady's Lingerie", and if I buy it for myself, is it still "Lady's"?
Do you NOT dress up as a lady if you wear it yourself?
Are you wearing the "lady" or her "lingerie"?
It could be both with PD but I think he means lingerie, am I correct Kandis?
So does the "Lady" go on FIRST or the "Lingerie", kinky dude?
I would think the lady comes out first, then the lingeria goes on, is this correct Kandis... I mean PD?
Oh my PD, is that a lady in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ???
Do I really want to answer these? ((You betcha darlin' Lady de Laney ~wink~))
Whew - so how's the weather in your neck of the woods???
Isn't it as cool where you are as it is down here? ((should be an AWESOME weekend weather wise for TRF))
Some people may thing 40's comfy, but does the phrase about brass bras mean anything?
Who in their right or wrong mind would wear a brass bra?
Why would you want Brass when Gold is so much more expensive?
wouldn't either freeze your breasts right off in cold weather?
Would you really be able to cut glass if it were THAT cold?
Brrr... can't we think warmer thoughts, like hot chocolate with loki?
Why do you want to drink hot chocolate with the Norse god of mischief in your cup?
Can you think of a better way to keep an eye on him?
Maybe the intention is to share a delicious chocolaty drink with said Norse Deity?
Yes aren't you afraid since he is the God of mischief he may do something bad to the hot chocolate like pee in it?
If I served his first, would I be able to tell?
Wait, wait - SHARE Chocolate?????
You can't share chocolate???
Do "share" and "chocolate" even belong in the same sentence?
Will you share your chocolate with me?
No. . why ask? Don't you know your'e not suppose to share your'e chocolate? ;)
If I may not share my chocolate, May I purchase some chocolate for you?
Oh certainly - do you know my favorite type of chocolate?
why a favorite isn't all chocolate good?
Am I the only one that thinks heavens light doth shine upon the combo of Strawberries and chocolate?
But what would one do if one were allergic to strawberries? :-(
How hard would it be to suffer chocolate alone?
Eating chocolate alone is suffering?
if you were allergic would you purchase it?
Would you give it away if you didn't like it?
Is there a list I can sign up on to get picked to be given chocolate or strawberries to??
wouldn't we all like to sign up for a list like that?
So does it exist?
If it does, I'll be the "List Keeper", unless ya'll mind??
can we add other chocolate covered things to the list like Raspberries and Black Berries?
why cant we add blackberries and pretzels too?
Have you ever had the chance to eat bon-bons dipped in a chocolate fountain?
Bon bons that had been dipped in a chocolate fountain, or while I was dipped in said fountain?
Ok, you really want the women to go there don't you?
I wonder what it would be like to go skinny dipping in a chocolate fountain?
Wouldn't a bath in a chocolate fountain rather defeat the point of the chocolate?
well, that all depends now doesn't it?
It would most certainly be a site for my eyes to want to see. ;)
Did your mind become befuddled and forget the question when faced with (dripping, creamy, smooth) chocolate fantasies?
Fantasies took my mind to a whole nother level. ;D
Would a fantasy of chocolate befuddle your mind more than actual chocolate?
Why does it seem that some people cannot ask a question? ~giggles~
As opposed to only asking questions and never getting answers?
Isn't answering a question with a question one of the ways you can tell when someone is lying?
And how pray-tell can you tell if someone is lying by answeing a question with a question?
Isn't considered to be a form of evasion?
Are you asking me or telling me?
So then I take it we are all lying because we are answering the question by asking yet another endless question?
Were you telling the truth just then?
Don't I ALWAYS tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
So, if none of us are telling the truth, but all of us might be lying, which door would we tell you to take?
Are we now playing Let's Make a Deal?
What kind of deals are you offering?
Do they involve chickens?
Can we discuss poultry this close to Thanksgiving?
Why, Oh Why didn't I take the blue pill?
Does one pill make you larger or does one pill make you small. And the one that mother gives you doesn't do anything at all?
I personally take the "pink pill" daily, but don't most men take the "white V pill" daily?
Toki doesn't, I thought only impotant little old men took the white "V" pill?
Why do some men feel the need to advertise they are taking medications for ED?
Maybe they want to be like that guy on the commercial withthe stupid cheesie smile?
Who would want to be that guy?
He gets all the girls doesn't he?
He doesn't have you does he?
Well No, Should I be interested in him because he know longer has ED?
Only if you believe the ads. Umm.. You don't believe those advertisements do you?
And WHY would I, Miss INNOCENT believe in those adds? "Gives a look of innocence"
So if she's "Miss Innocent", is it opposite day and I wasn't told? :-*
Why weren't we told it's OPPOSITE DAY????
It's Opposite day, OK who made it opposite day with out telling me first?
Didn't Lady Elizabeth infer that with her previous posting?
Lady de Laney, didn't you "Make" it opposites day by calling yourself "Miss Innocent"?? ;D
But I am Miss Innocent, If I was being opposite I would say I was Miss Guilty wouldn't I?
Can I skip this question and go on to the next one?
What is the next question?
Didn't you just ask it?
What day is it?
Isn't today that day when we're all supposed to be doing something?
Is that something dressing UP??
When do we not dress up?
Why is my company full of a bunch of lame paychecks who don't want us to have any fun on Halloween?
Don't they know you have cookies? ;D
Cookies? Who brought cookies?
The Dark Side has cookies.. Doesn't everyone know that?
Don't you know the Force makes a dang good chocolate peanut butter fudge brownie?
Do you they ALSO make chocolate peanut butter fudge cream cheese balls?
How about an Oatmeal Semi Sweet Dark Chocolate cookie with walnuts?
*Anna holds out Trick or Treat sack*
I cann hass treats now? ;D
Why does nobody ever want the trick over the treat?
Well doesn't trick emply a hooker and then it would be a trick and a treat?
Wouldn't the aspect of it being a treat depend on whom the giver of said trick was?
If you end up getting more than you wanted from a Trick would it be a Trick-n-Trick?
Could it really be a treat-n-treat?
Wouldn't that depend on what you got from the trick?
Did you say trick-or-treating is contagious?
Does that mean we are all going to become Hookers?
Does that mean I have an excuse to go and buy those really kick weed puller thigh high boots I have been wanting?
Do you really need an excuse to buy kick-weed puller boots?
Do ANY of us need an excuse to purchase thigh-high, stiletto heels?
But what if you DON'T have the money?
Man I have a list of Wants for Boots. Sad thing is when Toki buys me things he NEVER gets me what I want. Instead he gets me what he thinks I might like... Boy is usually WRONG! Yup need some cool boots and have many links for cool boots that fit large feet... like my Aircraft carriers.
Ever considered hiring a "girlfriend" to give Toki some fashion advice? ~giggles~
Who's Toki? Is this person a girl and that's why it's funny?? me confused....
Is someone not paying attention?
I thought EVERYONE knew Toki was by boyfriend, you mean you didn't?
OH PD... YOUR HIRED Call the man, set him straight, A guy gets a girl what she wants, not what he thinks she might like.
AWESOME!!!!! Maybe now I can use all my fashion sense on someone besides myself ;)
Hmmm.. Will he follow my directions?
So, am I not included in the term "EVERYONE"? And since when did men start following directions??
UMMMMM Never unless it suits THEIR agenda?
Is everyone answering because they aren't at parties? (Did I mention I'm bedridden to-day with a darned cold???)
Party? What party? I didn't know I was invited to one near me. Was I?
Quote from: captmarga on October 31, 2008, 10:17:35 PM
Is everyone answering because they aren't at parties? (Did I mention I'm bedridden to-day with a darned cold???)
I would have traded you the cold, for the 2-day migraine I just got over, how 'bout you?
I'll trade my sore hip for a ...?
Is everyone falling apart that badly?
Should we call Humpty Dumpty to put us all back together again?
These are the yokes folks, does anyone ever get cereal in here?
I don't think theres any cereal in here,But didn't Humpty Dumpty have to be put together too? Can he help us?
Could you patch the Big Egg back together with Duck (duct) tape?
Can I just have Cheerios?
If the king's horses and the king's men failed to put Humpty back together again, how can they help us?
Perhaps we should call the women as well?
But would the women want to patch him or poach him?
Would poaching work better than a omelet?
Isn't poaching hunting out of season?
Season? What is the best seasoning for poached animals?
Poached Animal, is that like Poached eggs?
If Humpty fell in a hot tub, wouldn't that Poach him? Might he not have cracked up?
If he had fallen into a hottub and had not cracked, would that make him a soft boiled?
Are we sure that Humpty was an egg?
What else could he have been?
What if Humpty Dumpty were an egg, but not the kind from a chicken but from a mammal say a human?
Could a human egg get that large?
would you be able to hide it at Easter?
I don't completely get Easter... Did you know rabbits DO NOT lay eggs??
Do they have big pointy teeth?
Did you know the Easter Bunny is Pagan and used to be a bird that was transformed into a rabbit that laid colorful eggs?
Do you know the egg-dying (red eggs) is part of the Orthodox Greek tradition?
aren't the green ones (Greek) just very large olives?
Which is better, black or green olives?
With or without pits?
In or out of a martini?
Stuffed with garlic or blue cheese?
Are there others like me that don't like them at all?
There are others, are there any more?
More of what?
Are there any more roasted apples?
Apples? I love apples. Are there any McIntosh?
Why is a Granny Smith named that, did Granny Smith develop and raise them?
I'm not an apple fan - what other goodies are being served up?
What about Caramel apples? Doesn't everyone love those?
Has anyone besides me lost a filling eating a Caramel apple?
I had to have a crown because of a steak does that count?
What steakhouse did you eat at that they made you wear a crown?
I wish I could wear my crown every day, then all the people at work would have to bow to me instead... Anyone feel me on this statement?
I'll pass, But aren't all of us woman Queens deserving of wearing a jewelled crown?
If we're ALL queens, then who is in charge and how would the bowing work out?
Is anyone capapble of really explaining bowling?
Has anyone heard of the Almighty Malachi bowling god?
Who is that?
Is he related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Does the FSM have just noodles, sauce and meatballs, or is there cheese involved?
Who or what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Does said spaghetti monster actually fly, or simply glide on webbed folds of pasta?
Wouldn't that depend on if he was flung from a plate?
Or perhaps rolling down a hill?
Where is this hill and how big is it?
Would the real question be how steep is the hill?
Is it really a hill or a small mountain?
Where are these mountains located?
Mountains of cheese?
Could you make a mountain out of Manchego Cheese?
If each of us has a hill to climb in life, can I have my hill made out of cheese so I can stop along my way and eat??
If it's made of swiss cheese, will you have to watch out for the holes?
Can my sky be made of marshmallow fluff?
Are you using Baby Swiss or Big Eye Swiss?
Can I then also have trees made of french bread to go with my cheese and then rivers of red wine?
Is this the Big Rock Candy Mountain?
What about changing the name to the Big Rock ADULT mountain since my mountain has more adult foods?
But would not ADULT emply it was for Adults only and was rated something other than R like X?
Why wouldn't mature teenagers be able to come?
Hm, maybe the word ADULT sends the wrong conotation.... anyone have another recommendation for a mountain made of cheese and french bread tree with rivers of red wine and marshmallow skys?
Does that sound like a FRENCH Mountain to anyone?
How about a Brazilian mountain?
*Anna bursts into song*
Are the RenHills alive...with the sound of snacking...?
do you like the sound of Yummy Mountain?
And can I has a relax?
Are you talking like the cheeseburger cats? ;D
Aren't they cute?
What are the cheeseburger cats? Is that something eclusive to R/F.com?
Haven't you ever been to icanhascheezeburger.com?
You don't know the cheezeburger cats?
{psst... http://icanhascheezburger.com/ (http://icanhascheezburger.com/) ;) }
Don't you have a t-shirt that says I speakz LOLCat?
I'm NOT a Cat lover so why would I have a shirt that says that?
Couldn't you make the shirt have any saying you wanted on it?
Like Death to ALL Cats? ;D
What's wrong with cats? >:(
I LOVE my kitties.... what did they ever do to you?
Hmm.. Is Laney allergic to cats or does she just hate them because they're cute and cuddly?
Some people are "dog people", some are "cat people", I'm a "furbabies are great" person, how about you?
Theres nothing like Fur Babies, RIGHT?
What about featherbabies?
What about Cry Baby aka Johnny Depp?
Would you make room for Johnny Depp and a parrot? (and don't you think I would, too???)
Can we skip Johnny Depp and keep the parrot?
Is the parrot rich?
Does everyone dislike Johnny?
Have you considered that maybe they like parrots better?
Leading to the REAL question...Does Johnny Depp like parrots?
No, the real question is... Do parrots like Johnny Depp?? Parrots are very picky creatures you know... they really pick favorites and hardly like anyone else!!
How can anyone not like parrots?
Is it okay if I prefer something quieter like a lovebird?
Don't pet birds make a mess with molting, seeds, and poop?
Is that more messy than Bulldog Drool?
Is there any pet out there that doesn't at one time or another make a mess?
I've had it for years and it hasn't made a mess...does YOUR pet rock make a mess?
So, you've never dropped a pet rock, or had one taken over by cobwebs?
What about the dust bunnies they can end up with?
Do dust bunnies themselves count as messy pets?
Does the Dust bunny work with the Easter bunny or related to Bugs Bunny?
Is the dust bunny afraid of the dust buster?
Isn't the dust bunny the dust busters kid?
i didn't know that dust busters had kids. Isn't a kid a baby goat?
A kid'l eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
No I wouldn't,Would you?
Speaking of would....how much wood would a wood chuck chuck.....?
Is said woodchuck genetically or chemically enhanced?
What exactly do you mean by 'chucking wood'?
Is it like chucking spears?
Have you ever chucked a spear at a Chuck?
Does anyone watch the TV series Chuck?
Is it about Chuck Norris?
I thought it was about Charlie Brown, it's not?
So, is Charlie Brown's nickname Chuck then?
How did Chuck become the nickname of Charlie and Charles?
Does anyone even like the name Chuck?
Wouldn't the "Chucky" movies been alot different if his name had been Charles?
What if Chucky who was now called Charles was Charles in charge?
I'm pretty sure that Chachi would resent the implication...but to move along...
Does anyone have the kahones to call 'him' Charles Norris?
so sorry for dropping CN here on the forums, I'm hoping you all won't lynch me?
Are you implying that Chuck and Chachi are the same person?
Are you talking about the Chachi that does wood carving and goes to renfairs in Austin?
Does Chachi love Joannie if Joannie loves Chachi?
Is that an "If A then B so B must equal C" question? Isn't that flawed logic?
What does that question have to do with?
Will that question be on the SAT?
Why would the question be on an abbreviated Saturday?
Why would anyone want an abbreviated Saturday?
Can we manage to get an abbreviated Monday?
How about an abbreviated week but extra long weekend?
Can I get an AMEN SISTER??
If a man is speaking in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
How can you be sure there is no woman?
They are good at popping up unexpectedly, aren't they?
Have you googled that question?
Doesn't google mean "Infinite"?
Actually one google is a 1 with a million zeros after it isn't that right?
So are you saying IF I Google something I will have a Million Hits?
Wouldn't it hurt getting a million hits?
How many hits did Ali take in his career?
Does anyone know?
Could he even remember then all?
And if so, could he articulate his thoughts about it to us?
Do you think he's able at all from a life time of hits.
A lifetime of hits? Did he produce a gold album?
Is there any kind of Golden Glove award?
OOh... Golden Gloves.... Does anyone know a good royal glove maker?
Will you tell me if you find one that does custom fit?
Custom fit gloves, or a custom fit maker?
I thought we were talking gloves, is that correct LadyElizebeth?
I was talking gloves, but who knows what everyone else was talking??
Anyone learned to read minds lately?
Learned to read? Are you from Georgia?
Why is Georgia on your mind?
Maybe I want a nice sweet, tastie, perfectly rip Georgia Peach right now?
Where do Georgia peaches come from? (especially "rip" ones...) ;)
What's a rip one?
hahaha....do I really have to expand on that?
Our peaches are expanding? (Whoops, is that headed towards John's Inn???)
Peach Augmentation?
Is a pit what you get when you cross a peach with a ....?
So a peach pit is really a lump? Peach cancer?
Do you think people will even want to eat peaches anymore after hearing all this?
Weren't Peach Pits used in prison for carving out figures and such in the early 1900's?
Were they used for something called scrimshaw?
((Nope, scrimshaw is the art of engraving whale bones or ivory and was popular with sea farers in the late 1800's through early 1900's a good piece of scrimshaw can bring a pretty penny at auction today))
Have you not seen some of the carvings done by them on Antiques Roadshow?
Do they show off Antique Roads?
How would they show off an entire Road?
Couldn't it be an Ant Highway in that scale?
Would the band be called a "Rock" band then if they bring ancient roads with them in pieces?
Have you been listening to GRAVEL (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3801140) again?
Is it a rock slide, or is the gravel just sitting there?
Have you ever been dragged on your back on gravel?
IT HURTS!
Was that a voluntary incident Laney?
would you believe me if I said No and it was behind a motocross bike doing a wheelie?
Did I mention to anyone that I sewed right through my finger 2 days ago with my sewing machine??
I had thread sticking out either side and the needle head broken off and stuck in deep.... OOOh fun!
Did you do that on purpose Lady Elizabeth? ~giggles~
Is this your way of keeping us hanging by a thread?
Oh haha... >:(... Do you two really think you're funny? ... ;D..
Dearest, how is thy finger?
Have you ever tried typing without your left pointer finger??
Slowly and cautiously?
Is slower better?
Have you tried using another diget or even your nose or finger or say even a pencil in your mouth to type with out your left digit?
Have you ever had to help anyone who can't use their hand AT ALL???
Even with good hands, did you still fumble with things?
Man with good hands, could that lead somewhere dangerous?
Have you ever met a man with GIANT hands, especially for his size??
And just what do you define as GIANT? (And does he give back rubs???)
Do you wish to ask him yourself?
(http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/iphone-in-megahuge-hands.jpg)
Was this imaged PhotoShopped?
What has shopping for photos got to do with giant hands?
I thought I said photoshopped not photo shopping, because I thought PhotosShop was a sotware package that allowed photo editing. Am I wrong?
It was definately photoshopped, but...with hands that large...does it matter?
Would not hands that large be too big to... Ummm. use effectivly?
Should we ask the 50 foot woman?
Where would we find such a woman?
Is here such a woman?
Im 72.......................... Inches tall would that do?
Are the 50 foot woman and the incredibly shrinking woman related in some strange way?
Two ships passing in the night?
What about two ships passing in the night?
What about the tall and the short of it?
I'm so confused. Aren't we talking about ships?
Proverbial ships?
Ships? Tall Women? Night? What???
Fire now? Now??? Can we fire the cannons NOW???? How about NOW?
Did they keep the powder dry?
Do we have a powder monkey to retrieve the dry powder?
Would a wet powder monkey be able to keep the powder dry?
What is a powder monkey?
Isn't it like a dust bunny?
Do you have dust bunnies under your furniture?
Is that what's been making all that noise under my bed?
You keep powder monkeys under your bed?
How did we go from powder monkies, to dust bunnies back to powder monkies in less than 1 page?
Have you considered we've gone from cancerous fruit, to abnormal hands, to powder monkeys, to dust bunnies and then back to powder monkeys?
What about the trunk monkeys?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM9HsyZpREk
Isn't it kind of hard to sit down with a monkey in your trunk?
Would you really want to see the trunks that a monkey could fit in while someone was wearing them?
Why would someone be wearing the monkeys trunks?
Why indeed?
Who are we firing the cannons at?
Did they fire at us?
If we're still talking about monkeys, how would they know how to fire a cannon?
Monkey see, monkey do?
If we're dealing with cannons, wouldn't it be a brass monkey, as opposed to a trunk monkey?
Is brass monkey a maker of fine Pirate cannons one would find on a pirate ship filled with powder monkey's and no dust bunnies?
Pirate ships don't have dust bunnies?
OK, I'm very confused now... What's a Trunk monkey? What's up with the powder monkeys? And HOW did dust bunnies get involved with all these silly monkeys??
Aren't we ALL confused after posting on this thread?
Weren't we ALL confused BEFORE posting here and this just lets us commiserate together??
If we are ALL confused...how would we know it??
When did the confusion start?
When was I born, lets see......hmmmmmm?
If we guess right will there be a prize?
If we guess wrong will we be punished?? ;)
Would you enjoy being punished?
Will the punishment even fit the crime?
Wouldn't we have to send this to John's Inn, if I answered you Bodharan?
Is there live music, drinking, dancing and much merryment in John's Inn?
Is there such thing as dead music?
Are you asking about music by the 'Dead'?
..and how did the (alloy of copper and zinc) monkey get turned into a Brweed puller monkey?
Do the "Dead" not live on?
Although Jerry Garcia was one of the 'Dead', isn't he now one of the dead?
Even though he be among the dead, do we not still hear his voice?
Where the Dead really grateful?
More specifically, is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead now instead of the "Dead"?
Cherry Garcia is pretty good ice cream, what make you thinik its dead?
Wasn't Cherry Garcia named after Jerry Garcia by the owners of Ben and Jerry's?
Cherry Garcia is NOWHERE as good as Phish Food, ya know?
Is that an ice cream flavor?
Haven't you ever had Phish Food???
Phish Food? Is that the kind of food the band Phish ate?
Mind if I leave Phish Food to the Phishes?
Wouldn't 'Phish Food' ice cream be to 'Phish' as air would be for when "Billy Breathes"?
I don't know.... would it?
Should it?
What are we talking about here?
who knows?
Does anyone really hear what others are saying?
I do, but do others on different boards?
There are different boards?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care what time it is?
Doesn't that change from place to place?
Is it time for faire again?
And if not, can we build a time machine and take ourselves to opening day?
Instead of going to opening day, we we travel back to say 1542 England instead?
Since you'll be 20 years younger, wouldn't 1522 be better?
Wouldn't I technically be 441 years younger considering I was born in 1963?
Would we break the space time continuum if we went back in time?
Are we not discussing the age of our persona?
Is that what you meant when you said I'd be 20 years younger? Would I not then be 4 years old?
Well I guess you wouldn't want to be 4 again, would you?
No, would you want to be 4 again?
Can I be 24 again?
Wouldn't MOST of us like to be 24 again?
I know I would, how about you?
Is 48 twice as good as 24?
If that's the case, does that mean that 12 is half as good as 24?
If a frog had wings, would he still be bumping his butt on logs all day?
Wouldn't that depend on the size and efficiency of the wings?
What if he ate a large meal? Would that make a diffence?
Would this be the beginning of the de-evolution of frog legs?
Does this mean that frog legs won't be found at seafood restaraunts now?
Does frog legs taste like chicken?
What does chicken taste like? How do we know it's not the chicken that taste's like frog legs??
I've heard that snakes taste like chicken, is that true?
No...but if a chicken ate chicken, would the chicken think it tasted like chicken?
Do chickens have taste buds?
I don't know-but do they have lips?
Haven't you ever heard the term Chicken lips?
No, I have never heard the term Chicken Lips before, what does it mean?
Is that anything like chicken legs?
If someone has chicken legs... does that mean you can eat them?
What ever floats your boat?
How does a chicken leg float a boat?
Could a chicken use it's legs to Row a boat, gently down the stream?
Wouldn't it be better to try using a turkey leg to row your boat?
Is it a boat or a raft?
Well if it was a life raft, is there a difference?
Isn't a stream too shallow for the keel of a boat?
It wouldn't be if it were a canoe, is a canoe a boat too?
What is this hypothetical canoe made out of? Log or birchbark?
Didn't the indian's make canoes out of Birch trees?
Yes. Did you know that they still do?
How many chickens does it take to paddle a canoe?
If we had two canoe's could we re-enact the battle scene from Ben Hur?
Would we be able to get the actor who starred in it?
Who was the star Actor of Ben Hur?
Isn't he dead by now?
I think he is, but doesn't he have a child that is an actor as well?
If all the world's a stage, are we but actors in it?
If we are actors on the stage of the world, may reality ever spring from the play?
As actors on this world stage, can we assume that reality is behind the scenes?
Is this a new reality TV show caled Actors On the World Stage Behind the Scenes?
Isn't it actually called Behind the Stage Actors on the World Scene?
Or is it Reality of the Stage Behind the World Seen?
When asked about the difference between fiction and reality, wasn't it Tom Clancy who replied that fiction must make sense?
But why would it all have to make sense? After all, isn't truth stranger than fiction?
What sense is there to make?
We all make 'scents'...but does anyone like them?
Is that different from liking Majikah's scents?
Will Majikah's Scents make Cents?
Do they have Vanilla spice perfumes?
How many bottles would you buy if they do?
Isn't Vanilla Spice one of the Spice girls?
Are the Spice Girls still around?
Who the heck is Vanilla Spice?
Do you mean Vanilla Ice?
Isn't Vanilla Ice Spice's boring cousin?
Don't you mean Vanilla Ice sang "Ice Ice Baby"?
Isn't "Ice Ice Baby" a popular song?
Would it really be right to call it a "popular song" to start with?
Wouldn't you rather listen to Under Pressure by Queen?
Isn't Queen one of the best bands ever?
:o Is the queen in a band?
Well, wasn't that a band of velvet around her sleeve?
Was it a Black Velvet band?
Is Elvis really dead?
NO! Isn't Elvis still in the house?
Do you have Elvis or Elves in your house?
Does anyone have a house elf they could spare?
How many would you like?
Are they the kind that make wonderful shoes or like Dobbie?
Heck who wouldn't take one even if they only did dishes?
Would you give your Dobbie House Elf an article of clothing if you got sick of it, or keep it in servitute for all of it's life?
What is the life span of a Doobie House Elf?
Is Doobie House Elf Dobbie's cousin?
Or is that one of the Doobie Brothers?
Am I wicked for hoping the DOObie Elves come and stay with me for a spell?
Do the Doobie Elves make cookies as good as the keebler Elves?
Do the Doobie Elves make magic cookies??? Or maybe magic brownies?
Do "Mabrownies make you see and do funny things like a Hash Brownie might do?
Are brownies made by Brownies?
The real question is... are brownies made FROM real brownies and are they fresh?
Can you freeze the fresh brownies?
Will they taste just as good as before they were frozen?
If a brownie is made from a real brownie is scotch distilled from a scotsman?
And if you then drink it will that mean you now have a little Scot inside you???
Is having a Scot in you like having a parasite inside you?
Wouldn't it be a bit like being pickled?
Are you equating Scotch with vinegar?
Who, me??? Would I ever do that??? Are you trying to get me kicked out of the forums??? :o
LOL
Now, why would anyone want to do that?
Where did my question-answer to the brownie's thread go?
Didnt it go into the Scotsmans belly along with the scotch?
Did the Scotsman even taste it?
Poor kilted lad, doesn't he know better than to eat the wee ones and drink his fellow countrymen?
Are you saying the lad is a cannibal?
Who took all the Vitamn C?
How'd we get here?
...and where did that handbasket go?
did you leave the basket at home?
Is it hot in here?
Did someone turn up the heat?
Is the roof, the roof, the roof on fire?
who set the roof on fire?
Was someone playing with matches?
do you smell the Faire in the air ?
Is that apple pie that I'm smelling?
Cinnamon and baked apples, or fried apple fritters dusted with powdered sugar?
Do those come on a Stick?
isn't EVERYTHING better on a stick?
I don't know, would being on a stick improve Brussel Sprouts?
If you had Brussal Sprouts on a Stick, could you catapult them off and use them as lethal weapons?
Would the flying sprouts be eaten?
So why does everyone hate Brussel Sprouts so much?
( I think their tasty... ;D )
Are brussel sprouts from Brussels
If you brush against a brussel sprout will you get a blemish?
A blemish? Is that some kind of crazy Michigan urban legend? ;D
Did the legend originate in Detroit?
Just how urban *is* Detroit?
Are you alluding to the Detroit red radish?
??? Red Radish?
Brussel sprout blemish or red radish rash? :'(
Red radish rash?
Is this from ingesting the veggie or a glancing blow?
Or could it just be a colour transfer?
Hmmmm, interesting observations all...how thusly, shall I ponder same?
Sit in a corner and think about it a while per chance?
May I have a pie to nibble on if I must sit in the corner?
Is your name "Little Jack Horner" who sat in a corner?
If Little Jack's name were Able could he sit at the table?
What kind of table would he sit at, a coffee table, dinning room table, or maybe a corner table?
Perhaps a table of fables?
Are they Aesop's Fables?
Isn't there a book of fables?
Who exactly is or was Aesop?
Why should we learn a moral from a fable? Isn't that a fake story?
A fake story?
Isn't that gossip?
Isn't gossip a bad thing?
Who needs gossip when most of the time isn't truth stranger then fiction?
Isn't a fable allegorical and therefore a usefull illustration of a truth?
Would you say in the service of Truth?
The elusive Truth or a truth?
Who tells the truth?
Truth is relative?
would you find truth to be a crutch?
Speaking crutches, where are mine?
Waht was it you were using those things for again?
Would you rather have a cane, crutches, or a hammock?
A hammock would feel a lot more relaxing wouldn't it?
Is the hammock on a beach or a ship?
Isn't it a little cold for a hammock anywhere?
Doesn't that depend on where you are right now?
What is the hammock made of?
If its hemp, can we smoke it?
as in smoked ham?
Do you like Green eggs and Smoked Ham, Do you, Do you, DonaCatalina I am?
What if I preferred Green Eggs and Honey Ham, Lady De Lany Iam?
Would you eat them at a faire, would you eat them with a bear?
Would you eat them in a pub?
*Will the pub have my rum?*
WHat do you think?
What about mead?
What does a paper company have anything to do with this?
Would a good lager be made from the same thing as paper?
Would you want it to taste like paper?? ;D
Haven't you heard of a dry wine?
Isn't that wine aged in wood as opposed to wine made from wood?
Would it go well with a steak? ;D
Well, steak on a stake is faire food isn't it?
*Can you imagine a wonderful fantastic world with rum on a stake?*
Wouldn't that be a bit messy?
Would Rum Cake on a Stake work just as well?
Would that be too Adventuress in this Realm, me Lady? :D
Can one be too adventurous in this realm?
Why Richard de Graeme, are you trying to tease me with your "dubious wisdom"? ;)
C'est pour nous connaitre? ;)
(Pardon my poor French) :D
Huh?
If we have rum cake and steak on a stake, don't we have the beginnings of a feast?
Am I invited?
Are you not ALWAYS invited?
Shall we have dancing as well? :)
I LOVE to dance...will someone PRETTY PLEASE bring the bagpipes and a bodhran or two??
Since Toki refuses to dance, will some charming Lord like to dance with me?
I'd loan you my DH, but could you persuade him to actually get up and dance?
Aren't there any men in our realm who'd delight in a dance with the ladies?
Do you think the men are just to shy to ask?
Do you really think the men in this shire are shy??
What is life without music and dance?
Doesn't dance have more than one meaning?
Isn't the any meaning specific to each individuals interpritation?
and your interpretation is what?
Who needs an interprettor?
I fear many need a checker of spelling?
Was that a question?
Can just putting a quewstion marc on thr end of a sentinc make it a queston?
Isn't Marc short for Marcus?
Who's Marcus?
Could it be Marco instead?
Are you referring to Marco Polo?
Isn't that a game you can play?
How is it played?
Don't you have to play it in the water?
Quote from: Anna Iram on December 14, 2008, 03:18:28 PM
Can just putting a quewstion marc on thr end of a sentinc make it a queston?
Are you able to hear the contemporary use of an upward inflection? :-X
Can upward inflection mean something else as well? ;D :D
Is meaning unveiled through conversation?
Can't conversation, much like this thread, merely twist the meaning further?
Weren't we having a totally different conversation altogether here a few posts back?
Did you want to continue looking for Marco?
Does someone need to find Marco?
Where is that crazy Marco guy? ::)
Marco who? Should I meet Marco?
Did Marco drown in the pool of ennui?
I thought he went to China, did he drown while there?
Did he travel by horseback, sticking the ball all the way?
Did he have a cushion for the saddle?
What kind of animal did he ride?
If Marco went to China to purchase tea while riding on a camel would that explain the question "one hump or two" ?
Did he stop along the way?
Did he pass the Three Wise Men along the way?
Was one of the Three wise Men riding a pony and wearing macaroni?
Was there a feather in the hat?
Was his name Yankee Doodle?
Did he eat some strudel and fall on his noodle?
Noodle as in Noggin?
Noggin or scoggin?
Never heard that term... Whats a Scoggin?
Does Scoggin somehow make you think of scones?
Isn't scones some kind of hard cookie you dip in coffee or hot chocolate?
oooh, and doesn't hot chocolate sound good now?
Can we add Irish cream to the hot chocolate
Have you tried a shot of Loki in your hot chocolate?
Does anyone have the whipped cream?
Does anyone else put extra chocolate chips and marshmellows in their hot chocolate like I do?
Yes! Have you ever added raspberry liquor to yours?
(Yum!!)
How do you make your hot chocolate?
With lots of extra chocolate right?
Anyone object to adding heavy cream?
What kind of mix do you use for your hot chocolate?
Do you have a special mug/cup for your hot chocolate?
Do you use Big marshmallows or do you use the little ones?
Are Big Marshmallows like Seinfeld's Big Salad?
Is it anything like a Dr Pepper Salad?
Dr Pepper, will ye take a look at this?
What's a Dr. Pepper Salad?
Salad, salad, did I miss the salad? (The first time anyway) :-[
Since I don't like salad can I just have the Dr Pepper?
What kind of salad don't you like?
Do just cucumbers count as a salad?
Who else like spinach with chicken, cranberries, cheese, almonds, and dressing?
I rather have baby greens and tomatoes with a nice balsamic-lemon vinagrette, wouldn't you?
As Grandma always said, " Richard, have you eaten your ruffage?"
You eat Ruffs?
(look out Queen Elizabeth!)
Do you mean a Dip or a Fop?
What do you and I mean?
Huh?
Was that supposed to be 'duh'?
Quote from: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 09:53:10 AM
Do you mean a Dip or a Fop?
*Sorry! I deleted my post not realising you'd already posted under me.*
What kind of dip do you like with your Ruffs? ;D
Do the Ruffs have Ridges?
Oh, this isn't going the John's Inn direction, is it????
Does John's Inn have Chili Cheese Fritos?
Can we pass on the Chili Cheese Fritos and have Bacon and chedder potoato skins instead?
Is that better than twice-baked cheddar potatoes?
Can we add Hidden Valley Ranch to them
Will there be salad to go with the ranch too?
Don't you find cattle, not salad, at a ranch?
Would ranch dressing be a poltice for some poor injured bovine?
Can't hurt, can it?
Should we ask the bovine?
I don't know anyone who speaks bovine, do you?
Are you sure it's bovine and not Bolivian?
I have Longhorn cattle, would you like me to pass along questions to them?
Do you use cattle sign language to do that?
Is signing with hooves possible?
don't you know the ways of signing with hooves?
Did you forget the waving of horns, the swishing of tails, and the slinging of drool???
Are you describing a day at the Faire? (Haw,Haw).
When aren't we describing a day at Faire?
When we are talking about chocolate and rum?
*note to self...stay far away from Richard's drool slinging.* :D
Where's my plate and where's my cup?
Are you suggesting that you have misplace them, or are you implying they are hidden or stolen?
Who would steal a plate and cup?
Maybe they ran off with the saucer and spoon?
How does that rhyme go again?
Does it start, "Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle."?
Did you say that someone put a cat in a fiddle?
Isn't the fiddle's string made from cat gut?
Cat GUT? Is that what you get after the more than one way to skin a cat?
What kind of cat are you skinning, a bobcat?
So cat gut is made from a cat named Bob?
Isn't Bob was your Uncle?
Isn't Bob the cat my other boyfriend? ;)
Uncle, Boyfriend, Cat, Bob isn't WHAT?
Who's on first?
What got bobbed is on third..? :o
Who's at home watching you do work on vacation?
Am I the only one confused at this post at the moment?
I'm confused, did we make a left at St Louis?
Or was it the right at Albuquerque ?
Has someone been watching Bugs Bunny cartoons?
Arent many cartooos a reflection of the funny side of real life?
If you watched cartoons without the goofy soundtrack wouldn't some of it just be tragic?
Wouldnt it be then called "Hamlet"?
Hamlet as in the Dane or the pig?
Pig as in "Green eggs and Hamlet" isn't it?
Hamlet? Isn't his name Sam?
You mean it's not Sam I Am?
Samta with your pan so bright, won't you fry my eggs tonight?
Ain't you afraid that if Samta fries your eggs tonight, he most likely will eat them?
Isn't it the elves that fry the eggs and Santa eats them?
I thought Santa ate cookies?
I thought Rudolph made Santa's eggs not the elves am I mistaken?
Happy Day after...did everyone have a good holiday?
Reindeer lay eggs?
Miine was nice, how about yours?
Did someone get a Wii and make a bunch of Mii's?
I thought it was Miine not Mii, and isn't that German?
What does being German have anything to do with it?
Perhaps something having to do with Radishes?
RADISHES! You dare bring up the radishes?
Did anyone besides me get a guitar for Christmas?
((wife bought me a Yamaha FG-75 Acoustic for Christmas. now I just have to learn to play))
No guitar, but do finger cymbols count as a musical instrument?
They're part of the rhythm section, aren't they?
I've got rythm, I've got Music, I've got my gal who could ask for anything more?
And what if I could think of something else that you wanted more, would you take it?
Could he ask for more rum?
Why rum, and not Margarita's
Why does it have to be an alcoholic drink?
Why does the Sun shine and blood run warm?
Why can't people just get along and stop the blood from running?
Why are there lines on maps?
ummm...so...we....know where we be co-orientated on the bloody map of life?
(Co-orientaded: made up annaism)
Is that an upward trailing lilt I hear?
(I like Iramism better ;D)
Hear hear who wants a beer?
Why does it have to be beer?
Can't I have hot chocolate instead? And a couple of aspirin?
Would ibuprofen work?
How about Ibuprofen and chocolate?
Are we discussing the cure for a hangover or PMS?
How about chocolate covered Ibuprofen? Or rum flavored Tylenol?
How about the hair of the hound?
You want to swallow the hair from a hound dog?
Can it be any kind of dog?
You'd swallow a whole dog?
Does a hotdog smothered in cheese and onions count?
What about a Dachshund?
Isn't a dachshund too short?
What if it bites back?
if it bites do you bite it back?
if I bite it back will it taste like chicken?
Why would it taste like chicken? I think it would taste like a hot dog,wouldn't it?
If it were cold would it be a pupscicle?
Would I have to wear some Muttins if I held it?
Would you drink a Corgi Cola with it?
Wouldn't too much of this mixing start to taste like Shitzu after a while?
How would you know what a shitzu taste like?
Do we really want to know? :D
It tastes like chicken as I said before doesnt it?
How about lox and beagles with cream cheese?
Kind of hard to fit a beagle in a toaster isn't it?
Would it be easier to fit the cream cheese into the beagle?
Would it still be "cream" cheese?
would it still taste like chicken?
If everything tstes like chicken... what does chicken taste like?
Alligator?
But I thought Alligator tasted like chicken too?
Is this becoming the Bubba Gump Chicken Thread?
...we got gator chicken and daschund chicken and cream cheese chicken..... ;D
have you ever had alligator on a stick?
Wouldn't think that would make for a very happy gator?
if a gator is so unhappy for being on a stick, then why is a Gator so mean?
have you ever seen a happy gator?
How can one tell is a gator is happy?
Well, if there are crocodile tears, couldn't there be Gator Grins?
Does a Gator grin after eatting steak on a stick?
does steak on a stick grin after being ate by a gator
Does anthing grin after being eaten by a gator?
Does the Gator grin?
Would a Gator grin after eating a politician or frown from acid reflex?
Would a gator be so silly as to actually eat a politician,or spit one out from the nasty taste?
Would it also spit out a clown because it tastes funny? ::)
Don't you find clowns CREEPY?
What else do you find creepy?
Would you find Clown College exponentially creepy? :o
Don't most people find college in general creepy?
Does anyone besides me remember "Creepy" and "Eerie" magazines?
Yes, are we now showing our age?
Isn't age just a number?
Isn't it also a frame of mind?
Shall we burn the calendars and embrace bliss?
Do you really want to start a fire?
Is it cold enough to warrant a fire?
Does the bear relieve it's self in the woodland areas?
What if I set a trap?
Are you going to get those traps from The Acme Corporation?
Isn't that the place Wil'E Coyote purchased from?
Haven't we learned Wile's traps never work?
Is that the fault of the sell-er or the set-er?
There was a dog involved in Wile's plots?
Wouldn't a Pointer have been a better dog?
Shouldn't you just ask Wil' E. himself?
What would be his reply?
Would it be more of a howl or a baying than speech?
Will it be filled with innuendo's or lies?
Would he himself know, or has he had too many anvils dropped on his head?
Would not an anvil falling on ones head kill them?
Or would it just make you Looney Tunes?
I love Yosemite Sam, Who's your favorite Looney Tune?
Why wouldn't Bugs Bunny be your favorite?
Doesn't Bug's Bunny's sarcasim "bug" you after a while?
Are you saying Bugsy is buggity?
Is "buggity" a made up word?
Can we have a word of the day since Buggity is not a real word?
Would you feel better about buggish?
He's not sluggish, but buggish, but in any words, just weird?
Who's weird, "Weird Al" Yankovick?
Is Weird Al still even funny anymore?
Don't you get a grin from "White and Nerdy" ?
who is "White and Nerdy"?
Is it the Pilsbury doughboy?
LOL!!!!!
Firefairy, haven't you ever googled the White and Nerdy Vid on YouTube?
Are White and Nerdy mutually exclusive?
Is that a trick question?
Isn't it a racial remark?
Wouldn't it be more along the lines of type casting?
Did someone say Casting Call?
Will you call me to be in the cast?
Did you break a leg or something?
Is that why they say "Break a leg."?
wouldn't breaking a leg make it more difficult to go on?
Wouldn't that be better than breaking a head?
Wouldn't breaking ahead be an advantage in a horse race?
Why are horse races measured in furlongs then?
May they not be won by a head or even a nose?
Why is it called a furlong when horses have hair?
Do they have it fur long?
Did you know there is a breed of donkey that has "rasta dreadlocks" all year long?
Does the donkey also smoke Gonja and go "Hee hawman?
How would a donkey light a cigarette?
Does anybody else wish Donkeys really could talk like the Donkey in Shreck?
Wasn't Donkey in Shrek modeled after the Hee Haw donkey?
You've never been around a herd of miniature donkeys, have you?
Weren't miniature donkeys created by gnomes for their miniature mines?
What do gnomes mines?
Do they chip away at Chocolate Mountain so the elves might make their cookies?
Why do those cookies made by elves taste so delicious?
Why do shoes made by elves fit so perfectly?
Where are the perfect elves?
Are you including Brownies as elves?
What's the difference between a brownie and an elf?
Don't you eat chocolate brownies and elven cookies?
If you added in chocolate icing, would that make a Brownie the perfect elf?
Isn't a Brownie a Girl Scout in training?
Wasn't there also a very old school camera called a Brownie?
When did Brownies start taking school pictures?
Don't they get the camera sticky with their little chocolaty fingers?
can't you just see a brownie with your picture done in the icing on top?
Can't I have my cake without icing, please?
You don't like icing???!!! :o ??? :'(
What happened to the brownie issue?
Brownie as in the dessert or brownie as in the tiny creature with no nose?
Isn't Davey Jones the only creature with no nose?
Wasn't he a Monkee?
He was a monkee with no nose?
Who knows?
Elephants?
Brownie anyone?
How about a Blondie for a change?
Haven't Blondie and Dagwood been around for nearly a hundred years?
Are we talking the comic strip?
What comic strip?
Isn't most stripping comedic if you think about it?
Blondie and Dagwood are strippers?
And just where is this club located?
Is it located in the SubWay?
yukyukyukyuk....
Does this subway go cross town?
Do the wheels on the bus go round and round?
Will the bus stop at the Subway?
Will the Subway stop the madness?
How mad does one have to be before the Subway stops???
Is it the subway that stops or the subway train that stops?
Did someone pull the emergency stop?
Who could that someone be??
Do they serve supper on this trip?
And do we need a hand basket?
Wouldn't a handbasket be a great way to carry your hamster?
could we eat the hamsters if we were hungry?
Are the hamsters hungry?
Ewww, does anyone really LIKE hamsters?
Doesn't Richard Gere like hamsters?
Isn't Richard Gere a Buddist, are hamsters part of that philosophy?
Wouldn't that be a great name if you were to join a particular group? ;D
What Hamster?
Ewwww. . WE don't want to eat hampsters do we?
Can't we just pop them into a ball and let them roll about?
Do they enjoy being in a ball rolling around?
Would anyone enjoy being in a ball just rolling around?
Depends... could I have someone in there with me?
Now, why would that be fun??? ;) :D ;)
Hmmmm. hamster in a ball, motorcycle in a death cage, locked in a small room with person who opposes Faire... which would you choose?
Can I have door number four?
How would I change the view of the Faire Opposer?
Um, how good do you look in a kilt - or corset?
So, are you saying that door #4 is only for Scots?
What is behind door 4?
Could it be The Lady and The Tiger?
Which is more dangerous?
Wouldn't that depend on the size of the tiger?
..and how you define danger?!
Would it be defined as the amount of peril in which one is placed by external forces or the perceived peril bouncing around in one's cabasa?
Is a cabasa anything like a hamster ball? ;D
Oft times, would the output be the same?
Ok, what the heck is a Cabasa?
Cabasa is HEAD in Spanish I think??
Would that be the head man in spain?
So, is that what they call the washroom facilities on a Spanish Submarine?
Don't spanish submarines have screen doors, like the french ones?
Is that how they catch the fish for their dinner?
Wouldn't a screen door keep the fish out?
Don't they drive just as fast in reverse as they do forward?
Is that why there is a screw on one end - to tell the fore from aft?
If the screw is at the aft, where is the driver?
Behind the wheel?
We have a driver?
If we don't...does it mean were out of control?
Does anyone want to be in charge?
I'll be in charge for a while...where do you want to go?
How does someplace with palm trees and rum drinks sound?
Can we dance while we are there??
Any musicians going along?
Did anyone remember to pack the grass skirts and coconut shell bras?
Do coconuts grow that big?
Will straw hats and goofy monkey head coconut shell drinking cups do?
If you drink from a monkey's head will you go bananas?
Or might we go crazy for coco-nuts?
Was that a question?
What...? You don't see the questionmark..that I added...after your question?
How many questions did you manage to squeeze into that question?
Ummm...t..t...two.....s...s...so...does this mean I can't be the screwdriver anymore? :'(
If there is room for a screwdriver, is there need for a wing nut on the bus?
Are you applying for the job of wing nut? :D
What do dogs do on their days off?
What would a dog do with a wing nut?
what would you do with a wing nut? ;)
Does a wing nut need to be well oiled?
Do wing nuts have wings?
Aren't wing nuts mated to screws?
I thought Screws were German U boats arent they?
Well then, is the dog Lady Kathleen speaks of a German Shepard?
Do the threads in screws south of the equator twist the other direction?
is it possible the people just do everything backwards?
If they cross the equator are they going forward?
Or...would they be going backwards??
Could it be like the bermuda triangle and it goes all different ways?
Have you been to the Bermuda Triangle?
If i have been I must have made it back, or didn't I?
Are you sure you're you?
As sure as I can be, but is everyone else who they say they are?
Are any of us really who we say we are?
Which who do you refer?
??? Who am I?
Why?
Who says they ain't who they is?
Wasn't there a Doctor Seuss book about the Who's down in Whoville?
Which Whos are the Who's Whos?
Horton hears a who is now a claymation movie, have you seen it?
Perhaps we should consult Doctor Who?
Do you mean who is Doctor House?
I like the doctors on Scrubs.....don't you?
Would you want to be treated by a scrub doctor?
By Doctor Cox, certainly but what was that female doctor's name?
Which one? The blond one? I think that is Elliot isn't it? :-\
Are you thinking of the brunette that gave the patient a mean right cross for not sticking to his diet?
What is a diet and how do you stick to it?
Isn't it weird how folks think that a diet is just the change of eating patterns rather than whatever your eating pattern is?
Is an eating pattern anything like a flight pattern?
Forget the flight pattern, can we straighten out my (nonexistant) sleep pattern?
If it's non-existant, how can it have a pattern?
Is it a nonexistent sleep or a nonexistent pattern?
Is anything worrying you that could be impacting your sleep?
Do those walking whilst asleep pose a danger?
A danger to themselves, or to others?
Do they seem asleep though eyes wide open?
Do bears dump in the woods?
Do they need a permit to do the dumping?
Is the dumping even legal?
Do I need a permit to dump old files?
Are these paper files to be shredded, or electronic ones that need to be erased with a big refrigerator magnet?
How big of a magnet?
How big of a file will determin that won't it?
Will a 1/4" file work?
Watcha filin'?
Need a bigger round file?
But flat files work best on polystyrene, don't they?
Does anyone have a battery for my hot wire polystyrene knife?
How do they keep a polystyrene knife from melting?
If it melts can you reshape it into a medieval weapon of your choice?
What is your medival weapon of choice?
Why choose just one medieval weapon?
How many medieval weapons can you carry?
How many hands and belts do you have?
I only have two hands, how many do you have?
I think I have two, could you check?
I could check, but would you believe me?
Can I bring a pack mule to carry weapons?
You have a pack mule with hands?
How can a pack mule have hands? ???
Who needs hands when you can have saddlebags?!?
Do you need hands to load the saddlebags?
Ever try loading a saddlebag with your teeth?
Have you ever tried UN-loading saddle bags with your teeth?
Why would you use your teeth to load or unload a saddle bag?
What else would you use if you have no hands?
Could the feet be used?
Have you seen someone with prehensile feet?
Would it be an evolutionary trend?
Could such a trend happen?
If it hasn't happened, is it likely to?
Who knows what the future will unfold?
Can it be unfolded?
Will it unfold and fold once more?
If you keep folding and unfolding it, won't it eventually tear?
Is it like a rip in the space-time continuum?
Will tacion rays mend the tear?
Do we have tacion rays?
Did you mean to say Tachyons?
Can't we just use duct tape to fix it?
Doesn't duct tape fix everything? I think it does, don't you?
Did anyone else here think it was "duck" tape when you were a kid?
Did anyone NOT think it was DUCK tape when they were a kid????
Doesn't everyone need a break sometimes?
What kind of break are talking about here?
Don't you know that they really do carry both DUCT and DUCK tape in the stores?
Why would you want to tape a duck? And would the duck stand for it?
Could you use a goose instead?
duck.....duck......duck.... goose! Does it really matter?
Does anyone feel brave enought to chance it with a goose?
(they're mean!)
Didn't geese start the activity now known as goosing?
How can it be goosing if they mostly peck at your feet?
Does the "mostly" give you a clue? ;D
Does the "goose" provide an additional clue?
Isn't there a Sherlock Holmes story where the goose is a clue?
Is someone killed by the butler in the library with a goose?
Was a goose killed in the kitchen by a chef with a cleaver?
Where did the chef get the cleaver?
Did he get it from the Beaver?
Are we reaching enough critters to fill this ark?
Doesn't that require two of every animal?
Did the ark have two of every insect as well?
If so, don't you wish they could have skipped the termites, wasps and mosquitoes?
Do you think being confined with all those animals made the mosquitoes multiply faster?
What's with all the bugs?
Will the honey bees survive?
Is the honey local?
i love local honey, don't you?
is the honey fresh from the hive?
Has anyone here ever had marshmallow honey?
*yum*
Can you bake with marshmellow honey?
Can you dear?
Are we back to venison?
Is the deer, noble hart, strong?
Do you mean strong smelling or strong in texture or strong in the living animal?
Do I hear the strong hooves of the living animal beating upon the forest floor?
Wasn't that a scene from 'Band of Brothers'?
Are rubber bands really made of rubber?
If they are not made of rubber, then what are they made of??
Are rock bands made of rock?
Aren't some of them made from a very heavy metal?
Are we going to start talking table of elements now?
Should we steel ourselves for times to come?
Would that be putting a little iron in your backbone?
Has any one heard of the heavy metal rock band Iron Maiden?
Isn't an Iron Maiden a torture devise?
Does heavy metal make you feel like your're being tortured? :o
Have you ever tortured someone with heavy metal? :o
Does anyone remember Iron Butterfly's Ina Godda-da-vida?
Isn't In A Gada Da Vida like an hour long? ;D
Isn't there a short and long version?
Don't virgins come in all sizes?
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Are not what?
How did we get from versions to virgins?
Alphabetically?
Was it Richard's French accent that confused me?
Richard is a French Virgin?
Is 'French virgin' an oxymoron?
What's an ox and a moron got to do with it?
Is that a trick question?
Aren't most questions rather tricky?
Can someone please slap my hand now before I get us kicked into the Tavern?
What happens if I double dog dare you? ;D ;D
Can you double a dog? :o
A double dog, may I have that Chicago style with mustard, tomatoes, relish, onions, sport peppers, a pickle, and celery salt?
(Jack and Anna...French virgin indeed! You are banished from my kingdom for 2 microseconds and do not get a bite of my hot dog!) ;D
Is the ban over now?
Can I have Eggs Benedict instead?
Are not all bans short lived as are Eggs Benedict?
Marriage banns go for three weeks, don't they?
Are there many questions regarding the many types of bans?
Ummm...what's a "dana" and why would you want to ban one?
Wouldn't Bill Dana's 'Jose Jiminez' character be banned today as stereotypical?
What and where is a "dana" and is it banned?
Didn't you ask if anyone had any questions about bans?
Did you know Bill Dana was made an honorary Mercury astronaut for the creation of that character?
But, why?
Am I lost?
Don't you know the story behind "Okay, José, you're on your way!" Deke Slayton quipped as Alan Shepard's famous first flight launched, in reference to the astronaut parody?
(Sorry! That was a bad link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Jimenez
Oo, was there a parody that I missed?
Wouldn't that be awesome to have a character you wrote be part of man's launch into space!?
Is space truly the final frontier?
Were there ever really any frontiers?
why, aren't frontiers the furthermost limits of explored area?
Is that the definition of a frontier?
Would the definition of Frontier be a casino in vegas?
Is the Frontier still open?
If space is still for the most part unexplored, then isn't it still a frontier?
Did anyone remember to bring the astronaut Ice cream?
Is the astronaut ice cream Tang flavored?
I must have missed something, how did we get to Tang Flavored Astronauts?
Ooo... Tang Flavored Astronauts, where do I find those?
Where am I??
LOL!!! Is this thread Lost in Space or is it just me?
Can we not focus on reality, people - like wiccans, elves, and BEER!?
Isn't beer the opposite of reality?
have you never been really drunk on beer?
Who am I and what am I doing here?
Haven't we all asked ourselves that very question at some point in time?
Aren't you the guy who did that thing that time with those people near the thing?
Do I have to answer that?
Do you have something to hide?
Was it the BEER?
But what if you don't DRINK beer?
That's ok b/c there's more for the rest of us, isn't there?
Can I have a mojito instead?
Why don't we just stick to RUM?
Single-malt scotch is a good alternative, no?
What do you have against a bar stocked with a variety of Liquors?
Wouldn't it be better to have lots of variety to satisfy everyone's tastes?
What would it mean if you said a fool and his woman were lucky to get together in the first place?
Am I disputing these questions?
Are you?
Can't you tell?
I can't tell...can you?
What if I can?
So What?
What's fer supper?
when is supper?
When are you usually hungry?
When am I NOT hungry? :-\
Is there ever a time I am not hungry?
Why must I go to the gym to burn off what I like to eat?
Isn't it so you can eat again?
It's an unceasing cycle!!...or should I say stationary bike?
Should I cycle in place or should I run in place?
That's depends; how's your back?
Is something wrong with it?
Why do they call them kidney belts if they are good for your back?
Your kidneys are closer to your back than front...aren't they?
Aren't they called kidney belts due to the area of the back they fit on? (just over the kidneys)
Where do you put a pancreas belt?
Where is your pancreas?
Isn't it atop one of your kidneys?
You don't know?
Your Honor, would you please direct the witness to cease her evasiveness and answer the question?
Did she plead the 5Th?
Well, the prosecuting atorney would know, yes?
Who was the attorney, anyone we know?
Was it a male or female, rat or snake?
Aw, lets just be mean to snakes by comparing them to crooked lawyers, shall we?
Are all lawyers crooked?
Do you know any crooked lawyers?
Could we help the crooked lawyers if we sent them to a chiropractor to get them straightened out?
Could a chiropractor straighten them out?
Don't chiropractors deal with pains in the neck, as opposed to those in the arse?
Ever hear of someone so crooked he could walk through a keyhole?
Isn't a keyhole more of a key-slot???
Can't you say that about a lot of holes?
Have you ever driven into a pothole you couldn't get your car back out of?
Heh heh, you saw my car and you still ask that question?
I wonder if there are potholes large enough for my whole car to fit in? (I drive a mini...)
What's the largest pothole you've ever seen?
You've never seen the road I live on have you?
Do you live on a county road?
I live way out in the country, you want to come and see?
Do you actually think we'd make it out to your house in one peice without a truck?
May I walk a peacefull path through the wood and stay off the road?
What if you got lost?
Has anyone tried Railean Texas Gulf Coast Rum...yet?
Is anyone imbibing at this moment?
Was there any gulf coast rum left after the hurricane?
Were there two posting at exactly the same moment?
Would it surprise you to find out that I was able to buy aid brand of rum at a Spec's on Galveston Island between Xmas and New Years?
Did anyone notice just how observant Richard is?
Did anyone notice Richard has a dashing new picture?
Dost Anna and Tammy always prompt a blush thusly? :-[
Why did he change the picture?
Don't cha just love his new green garb? ;)
Isn't that one of those blankets with arms I've seen on TV commercials? :)
Aren't those called snuggies or something like that?
Do you mean the slankets?
Slankets sound like slippery bed coverings.
Are slankets made of satin or silk?
Silk is better than satin, wouldn't you agree?
Perhaps a monket?
Isn't a monket a smallish rhesis?
And what has that got to do with leanut butter cups?
Are leanut butter cups similar to peanut butter cups; or, is this some rennie concoction that you spread on your buns?
Does it go well with loki and chocolate?
Who makes Chocolate Loki? Is that like Godiva Liqueur?
Would that be Dark or Milk chocolate?
Chocolate ;D does anyone cares if it's dark or milk?
Does it really matter what kind of chocolate it is??
Does milk chocolate come from a chocolate cow?
Where can I get a chocolate cow??
If you find out where, can you let me know?
I'll let you know, where will you be?
Doesn't that depend on the time of day?
With all that has been going on, do you really think I've kept track of time?
If you haven't, who has?
It wasn't me...was it you?
Who, what, when, where?
Why not now?
Can it be tomorrow instead?
What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
What is when but why and how?
What's with all the "but"s?
But what do you mean?
Who says I'm mean?
How am I supposed to answer that?
How does one ever truely answer such a question?
Was it rhetorical?
Why does one HAVE to answer a question such as that?
You may not have an answer, but do you have chocolate?
What ever does chocolate have to do with an answer?
You must not know much of the ways of women to ask that?
And, what are the ways of a woman allergic to chocolate?
Isn't that a plight too sad for words?
Isn't it cheaper for her man on St. Valentine's?
You really think champagne, jewelry and roses are cheaper?
It's cheaper than champaign, jewelry, roses and chocolate, isn't it?
Wouldn't that depend on the woman's tastes in such things?
Whuzzat got to do with it? :)
What are you actually referring to if not chocolate, champgane, jewelry or roses?
Isn't there a difference bewteen See's chocolate and Hershey's, between diamonds and rinestones?
In the area of chocolate, should we say once you go Belgian you never go back?
Other than in Belgium, where's a good place to get Belgium chocolate?
I wonder if Google would turn up some good sites to buy from?
Doesn't Google usually turn up mostly eBay links?
They sell chocolate on ebay?
Would chocolate make my care smell good if it got poured into the heating vents?
Ah but wouldn't that be an awful waste of chocolate?
Would a good way to abate a chocolate habit be to eat the bitter kind?
Is that a habit you really want to abate?
Isn't there another habit you should abate?
Is any habit a good thing to have?
isn't a habit better than an addiction?
Aren't habits and addictions the same thing?
Are your vices now habits?
Why do some nuns still wear habits?
Is it a habit that those nuns still wear habits?
could it be habitual?
The nuns bit someone?
Habitual as in habit and ritual, isn't that clever?
Who bit the nun?
Is it sinful to bite nuns?
It depends - do they deserve it?
Who would bite a nun?
Is there a support group for those who bite nuns?
Is nibbling a friends sister like biting a nun?
Is there nun left?
Should it be nun or none?
Nun or not to none is that the question?
Are you asking me if there is none of the Blue Nun left?
What is a Blue Nun?
You've never heard of Blue Nun, does this mean you're under 40?
I'm 39, am I allowed to know about the blue nun?
Recognize this?
(http://basicjuice.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bluenun.jpg)
That bottle is full, isn't it?
Who has the wine goblets?
Why are we not already drinking?
Is it 5:00?
Why can't we go by the theory, it's 5 O'clock somewhere?
Why does this bring me back to high school and passing around a bottle of Boonsfarm? :D
Does anyone remember Tango?
Does anyone remember Mad Dog 20/20?
How could anyone forget the taste of that stuff?
Did anyone ever dring Sloe Gin?
I don't know, what's the phone number?
Have you looked in the phone book?
Anyone know the number of a good liquor store?
In what city?
Does it matter? Have thirst/will travel!
I'm hungry, but I take it you are thirsty instead?
How about a good champagne, I'm feeling the thirst for that now?
Champagne from any particular vineyard?
Can someone give me directions to the bar?
Which bar and from what city and state?
Why so many questions? ;)
What sum of numbers do you consider to be "many"?
How about 228 pages worth?
Why that number?
Why not 6? Do you have something against the number 6?
Why not 227 or 229?
Does anyone else believe in lucky numbers?
Don't we make our own luck?
If you have bad luck do you make it yourself?
If you made it yourself, what would you do with it?
Are we talking about garb or beer?
beer? where's the beer?
I think Lawrence has it, did anyone check with him?
No I didn't check with him, Does any one know where he is?
Who is Lawrence and why had he stolen the beer?
Is it Lawrence of Arabia and is the beer warm?
Would a Guinness go with goat cheese and dates?
Is there anything Guiness wouldn't go with?
What wouldn't it go with?
isn't that what she said?
Eh - who is Guinness dating - a goat?
Er, can you get in trouble for suggesting that the Earl of Iveagh dated a goat?
Did I suggest or just ask?
Is it true?
Can't it be just rumor?
Why would it be a rumor?
Doesn't it sound outlandish?
Do Medieval faires feel inferior or backward in comparison with Renaissance faires?
Outlandish, isn't that a name like Cavendish?
Aren't they both dessert dishes?
What do you say about accepting that answer if it includes chocolate?
Did you know that a good many Brits and Europeans don't like American chocolate?
Aren't their palates more used to, er, bland fare?
Who has the chocolate?
I do, would you like some? ;D
Are you a temptress??
Why? Can you be tempted?
Are you attempting to tempt those who can be termed temptresses?
Would that work?
Would anyone admit to successfully having tempted a tempting temptress?
Would a temptress admit to yielding to the temptations of a temptor (could mean the end of all street cred)?
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Or how many temptresses can a temptress tempt if a temptress could tempt other tempters?
Are you comparing a temptress to a woodchuck?
A what?!
Could a woodchuck be tempted to chuck something besides wood?
Could a temptress be tempted to chuck something like wood?
Do you think she might just rather have a nice woodchuck cider and call it a day? :)
What is a woodchuck cider?
If you have too much woodchuck cider, does it result in upchuck cider?
Is that recycling?
I dunno, but it's certainly giving back to nature, no?
Couldn't you think of a better way of recycling?
Who here recycles?
I do....what types of things do you recycle??
Does your city charge you a recycling pick up fee even if your area didn't get recycle bins?
Houston does too...it's just plastic, though, isn't it - anybody?
Does anyone else accumulate points for recycling?
How do you accumulate points?
What do you get for your accumulated points?
Do you think you could buy a wood chuck or a temptress?
I dunno, do you think the city would offer one of those?
Are they for sale?
What isn't for sale in this world?
My principles! - right ma?
What about integrity?
Isn't integrity a principle?
Is it the stuff that holds the universe together?
Isn't that epoxy?
Actually, it's tiny strings that hold the universe together... Anyone hear of String Theory?
When did this change from the Chaos Theory?
I've heard of string cheese.
Is string cheese a statement or a question?
Question: To Be or Not To Be?
Oops, I goofed, didn't I?
Did I do that?
Does it matter?
Should we carry on?
So how is your weather this weekend?
Is Houston FINALLY gonna get some rain this weekend!?
Haven't you heard that Texas is in for a drought for a while?
Aren't we heading towards perpetual drought?
Aren't droughts only perpetual in the desert?
Would you care for some of the three inches that fell this past weekend?
Where was that Richard?
Isn't 'That Richard' buried at Fontevraud Abbey?
We're not getting Zilch involved in this conversation, are we?
Isn't that a double negative?
Who is Zilch?
I think Zilch is a funny guy don't you?
Isn't Zilch less than None?
Isn't a zilch something that is made out of plastic bags then lit on fire?
Why would you burn mulch in a bag?
Do you think mulch would smell better or worse burned?
Would cedar mulch burning smell like a cedar log burning?
I don't know, but do you like the smell of burning cadar?
Does burning cader smell worse or better than smouldering cedar?
Could cedar be used for smoking meats?
Are you some kinda non-Texan? :)
What's wrong with being a non-texan? ;)
There's nothing wrong with it, will you accept my sympathies?
Indeed I shall, will you coming to visit our Hollygrove shire sometime?
Can you provide directions?
Can we make sure these directions include the local fabric and antique stores on the route?
Do yuo pronounce route like the tree root?
I do about half the time, R -out - the other, so, how do you say it?
I say it like the French, and like you, too, don't I!?
I like French cuisine, do you?
Who doesn't like French Cuisine?
If we all go to France, would you eat lunch with me at my favorite sidewalk cafe?
What would we do afterward?
Could you sing the Marseilles?
Can you get away with that?
Can we go to Sainte Chapelle later?
Anyone up for a trek under the Isle de Cite (Notre Dame) to see the old Roman remains?
How about a side trip south to see the remains of Pompeius Magnus, legionary camp on the Franco-Spanish border?
Camp? - where do we go potty?
Can we make it your job to locate the ancient Roman latrines?
Are there any over there that don't require coin?
LOL, are you suggesting barter?
Well, one hand washes the other, no?
Can you tell me where you left the soap?
Soap?
Yes soap! Where is it?
Isn't it with the washcloths and towels (and, if your from GB, isn't it with the towels)?
Why don't you keep your soap by the sink?
What kind of soap is it... bar or liquid?
Can you use bar soap at home, or only in a bar?
If you keep the soap near the sink, won't it get gloopy?
Or will the soap sink in the sink?
Like hope, Ivory floats, yes?
Would it be wrong to hope that soap on a rope could float?
Is it wrong for me to picture certain activities when people mention "soap on a rope"?
Is soap on a rope still being manufactured?
Did you see the pirate gold soaps last year in Walmart, from PotC marketing?
Do they come on a rope or in a pot?
Or with a pope or a tot?
Or, with a dope or a sot?
Or, with hope or not?
I hope not????
To be , or not to be?
Haven't we been here before?
Is this going to become a forum of "where have YOU been"??
Would that be wrong?
Are we going to get lost in trying to find ourselves?
Have I lost myself......again?
Aren't you right there?
Do you want help finding you??
I wonder if you can find someone else if you don't know where you are?
I think; there I am?
But where exactly is "here"?
I didn't say 'here', I said 'there', didn't I?
Did anyone hear him for real? (cause I just saw his writings....)
Who are we talking about now?
Are we just missing What, since we have Where, There, and Who?
What?
Did I stumble into a journalism class?
Um, possibly more like an episode of Who's on First?
Huh? Who? What's on second?!
Is Ghost Hunters on last?
Oh, you watch Ghost Hunters, too?
Don't you find them amusing at times?
Ghosts or those that hunt them?
Do you think that they REALLY want to find anything?
Wouldn't you say better them than us?
Has anyone here actually seen a ghost?
Don't people who see ghosts never really admit that?
What's the harm in admitting it?
If you did admit it, would everyone else think you were crazy?
Who cares if they do? ;)
Sh!...what was that over there?
Aren't we all by definition just a little off the "normal" standards?
What would be the definition of normal?
Wouldn't it be great if the freaks of the world got to define "normal"?
Who are you calling a yokel?
Wasn't it a freak she was referring to and not a yokel?
"Yeah rich weirdos..." Anyone want to Time Warp?
Warp-ed, now isn't that what the "normal people" say we are?
But have you ever met a truely normal person?
Well, perhaps, if one might be tempted to ask, "Does normal equal boring?"
This reminds me, can someone familiar with educational history in America explain to me what 'nornal schools' were?
Is Nornal the opposite of Diurnal?
Oops! - Didn't I mean 'norMal schools' for goodness sake?
Does this mean YOU went to a normal school?
No, but it was my grandmother who taught in one, do I miss my guess?
Did you have a guess?
Guess what?
Oh, are we supposed to bite on that old line?
Ever had a fish bite on an old line?
Ever had a fish caught on a line that someone else threw out, and their reel broke mid-cast?
Ever watch someone fight a fish?
Does a swordfish count?
Swordfish don't know how to count, right?
Since when did Swordfishes become Counts??
Isn't that better than a baron?
Such swordfish do not begat, right?
Who begat who here???
Isn't that where we're supposed to use who and whom?
To whom are you referring??
Is this one of those "To Whom It May Concern" things?
Does it concern anyone we know?
Meem, that's whom, no'm?
Is that Ja Ja Binks?
Um, Rastafarian lizard/basset hound mix?
What'd you call me?
Why did an Elvis song suddenly pop in my head?
Who does not love Elvis?
Can I take the Fifth on that question?
A fifth of Scotch maybe?
Did you know Irish Whiskey in Dublin actually tastes much different?
Has anyone ever tasted Balvenie scotch?
I have, haven't I?
Could you say "I have, therefore you have not"?
But, that doesn't make into a question, does it?
Who has the Balvenie - single barrel? Double Wood?
Is anyone else confused or is it just me?
Is there ever a time we are not confused?
Is being confused a state of reality now?
Was it ever not a state of reality?
Is it wrong to find comfort in a state of confusion?
Do people really WANT to be confused?
Does that mean you disagree with the song "I don't want to work"?
Who originally recorded that song?
After banging on the drum all day, I think I'd get a headache - wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you really rather drive a Buick?
Do Buicks get good gas mileage?
Driven miles, or pushed by your friends getting into the taco drivethrough?
We've said goodbye to the Buick; will it be long before the name Chrysler becomes another word from the past?
Is Chrysler the name of a new type of taco?
Who's got tacos?
"Yo Quiero Taco Bell"?
Does a Chrysler leak like a taco?
Does Chrysler have gas like a taco?
You meant Taco Cabana didn't you?
Who has a cabana?
If you have the cabana, can I bring my gyspy-cabana-boy?
Is his name Stefano de la Cabana?
No, it's Petilengro something or other, but who can remember a full gypsy name?
I take it you don't remember Spanish names either?
Was that a Spanish inquisition?
I can say all of Miguel's name (ie Don Juan and Miguel), wanna take bets as to if anyone else can?
What are the odds?
Would you calculate on the number of daily visitors or per year?
Are you using a calculator, paper and pencil, or doing all in your head?
Are there limits to what you can do in your head?
Aren't there limits to what you can do on a computer?
what is this COM-PEW-TER you speak of?
Are there more than just two MacIntyres on this forum?
Who shouted MacIntyre?
Is ALL the rum gone, then?
Could it be that The Ol Dun Cow song is better known than I thought?
What are the lyrics to The Ol Dun Cow song?
Can't the lyrics be found on the Internet?
Which version?
Are there more than one?
Is this an Irish drinking song? ;D
IRISH?? Aren't two of the surnames in the lyrics SCOTTISH? :)
(The Old Dun Cow
By Harry Wincott (An Englishman??)
Some friends and I in a public house
Was playing a game of chance one night
When into the pub a fireman ran
His face all a chalky white.
"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost,
Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered!", says he,
"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"
And there was Brown upside down
Lappin'' up the whiskey on the floor.
"Booze, booze!" The firemen cried
As they came knockin' on the door (clap clap)
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up
And somebody shouted MacIntyre! MACINTYRE!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.
"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck.
Everybody follow me.
And it's down to the cellar
If the fire's not there
Then we'll have a grand old spree."
So we went on down after good old Brown
The booze we could not miss
And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more
Till we were quite pissed.
Then, Smith walked over to the port wine tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks (clap clap)
Started takin' off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks.
"Hold on, " says Brown, "that ain't allowed
Ya cannot do that thing here.
Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub
When we got Guinness beer."
Then there came from the old back door
The Vicar of the local church.
And when he saw our drunken ways,
He began to scream and curse.
"Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods!
You've taken to a drunken spree!
You drank up all the Benedictine wine
And you didn't save a drop for me!"
And then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody roof caved in.
We were almost drowned in the firemen's hose
But still we were gonna stay.
So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks
And we nailed ourselves inside
And we sat drinking the finest Rum
Till we were bleary-eyed.
Later that night, when the fire was out
We came up from the cellar below.
Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk.
Our heads was hanging low.
"Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer.
Seems something raised his ire.
"Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub,
It closes on the hour!")
True, but do you know the era it originated in?
Would that be the 18th century?
What kind of prize is there for knowing about a pub song (that burns down the pub and drinks up the rum)?
Who said anything about prizes?
The composer died in the 1940's, right?
Did you google for the lyrics?
What don't wee use Google for?
HAH, who doesn't use Google to google the lyrics of supposed Irish pub tunes that turn out to be possible Scottish drinking songs!?
Who doesn't love Irish pub songs?
The English?
Would you like to add the French and Norwegians to that list?
What do the French and Norwegians have in common?
8 Days!!!!
Must start packing Mon! ;D
My sons?
*I'm French, my husband is Norwegian*
Ooh, are these sons single?
Why? How many do you want?
Well, how many can I have?
All at once, or...er... SINGLE file?
:D
Aren't there plenty of other things a man could do besides the obvious?
What is the obvious?
What's going on here?
Hey, are you talking about my kids?
*one single, one married*
Isn't two kids enough?
Can two kids be to many?
So where is this "single one"?
Did someone say men were obvious?
Did they really mean to say Oblivious?
So, what's been going on?
Isn't that oblivious? ...er...isn't that obvious?
Wait a minute, who's Oblivious, and what position do they play?
Maybe the umpire plays oblivious?
Maybe we should KILL DA UMPIRE!!!!?
are we talking about baseball?
Is it baseball season already?
Does that mean we get hotdogs and beer now?
The fans get free pasta at the new Yankee Stadium, don't they?
No way, pasta and baseball?
How good could pasta be at a baseball game?
They serve it in a bread pocket, no?
Do they throw it at you and expect you to catch it?
If you catch it, do you consume it or pass along?
Does it have plenty of cheese and garlic?
Isn't that really then a Pizza?
They even put a serving of lasagna in it, yes?
Lasagna wrapped in a pizza, wouldn't that be awfully messy?
Isn't messy sometimes fun?
Isn't fun sometimes messy?
Is messy really a bad thing???
Isn't clean-up a bear, though?
Well, doesn't that depend on what you were doing to get messy?? ;)
We're not planning on giving baths to bears covered in lasagna, are we?
Not even a hose-down?
Would the bear stand still for that?
So did the bear attach a party of drunk Italians who tried to get him to go away by throwing lasagna at him?
Is 'drunk I-Talians' redundant?
You're asking a bunch of Rennies?
Isn't "Drunk Rennie" more of a redundant saying?
What if I'm a Drunk Italian Rennie?
Everyone should know that I do not discriminate against drunk I-Talians, OK?
Is a sober italian even coherent?
The reason why I do not discriminate against drunk I-Talians is because they all look the same to me, OK?
Is there such a thing as a sober Italian Rennie?
Should sober and Rennie be use in the same sentence? ;)
When is a good Rennie ever completely sober?
Does being sober make you a bad rennie?
Is there such a thing as a bad rennie?
What's your definition of bad?
Can't bad be oh so good?
Is bad in the good eye of the beholder? What?
Is 'good eye' the opposite of 'evil eye'?
Is "good eye" for the evil guy kind of like like "queer eye for the straight guy?
Do opposites always attract?
Anyone have two magnets so I can refresh that theory?
Do opposite poles attract, or are only I-talians interested in the Poles?
Could a Cossack love a Pole?
(paraphrasing from Taras Bulba...couldn't help it)
Speaking of poles, when was the last impalement?
Pale versus Flushed?
After experiencing a flush, you'll eventually end up pale, no?
Does your temperature really rise if you are flushed, or does it just FEEL like you are hot?
What's the difference between a flush and a blush?
According to the dictionary, the meaning is the same, yes?
And how old is your dictionary?
English hasn't changed that much since 1981, has it?
Did you say something about 1891?
No, but I could say that one grandfather was a 1 year old, but is this relevant?
Who is this 1 year old that is related to your grandfather?
WIth all this 1 yr old and grandfather talk, it makes me think more of 1984, anyone else?
Didn't I make it clear that it was my grandfather who was a one-year-old child in 1891?
Anyone else starting to feel some kind of time-loop paradox in the making?
Anyone else thinking this sounds like LOST?
Doesn't it sound more like Back to the Future II?
Did anyone like BTF II?
oooh. why did that make me think of a bacon sandwich?
Oo, now didn't I mean BTF III?!
No! Didn't you mean the whole Back to the Future the whole series?
Yes, YES, I did mean BTF III, didn't I - hahahaha?!
Does everyone have to diss one of the great movies of my childhood?
Who was dissing your favorite movie?
Is Rob Roy (1995) anyone's favorite movie?
Does it get any better than Liam Neeson in a kilt?
Perhaps the Green Monk in his habit? ;D
What kind of habit? Drinking?
LOL!
Can you get drunk on the Monk?
Franjelico is awful sweet, who would want to drink enough to get drunk?
(http://www.drinkswap.com/images/bevfull/1251.jpg)
would you not die from the sugar first?
Is the the stuff you eat over ice cream?
Who ever heard of sugar overdose?
(if it existed I'd be dead long ago!)
Sugar overdose? Is that what I call it after eating all those jellybeans?
Or eating all those Peeps at Tea? ;D :P
Who was eating Peeps at tea? ::) ;) ::)
You can eat peeps?
Peeps are considered food?
Do you ever find yourself a little creeped out by Peeps?
What's the best way to kill a Peep?
Will these 4 lbs of C4 do the trick?
If not, do we really want to know? ;D
And....where did you get 4 lbs of C4 anyway? ::)
Do I really have to answer that?
Are some things best left as mysteries?
Aren't some mysteries lots of fun?
What is your definition of 'fun'?
ren fest what is yours?
It doesnt' matter unless we're all having fun, right?
Does it matter if only the mundanes are not having fun?
Maybe they enjoy watching us have fun?
would that make them "peeping Toms"? :o
What if their name is Hector?
Is it just me or does the name Hector instantly send images of gladiator clad men with RIPPED bodies?
Would he mind if we changed his name to something like Hector Eroticus? ;D
How can anyone object to that?
I misread that as Erectus, should I get more sleep? Please?
:o :o :o
Should we wish you sweet dreams capt.? ;D ;D
Yes, please, may I have sweet dreams and no more nightmares?
*I'm sorry. Nightmares stink.*
Have you tried watching a happy movie before drifting off to sleep?
Can you suggest a happy movie?
What about anything Disney?
Isn't he cryo-frozen?
What is happy about being cryogenically stored?
What does Disney and Cryo have to do with one another?
Isn't Cryo the eighth dwarf?
Who remembers the other seven?
7-Up?
What about Sprite?
Is that a type of forest fairy?
Is Twig a Sprite?
Does being bubbly make you a sprite?
Do you have to be made of bubbles?
Did she mean drinking bubbly?
Maybe she's referring to Champagne the Bubbly who does love bubbly?
If someone has a bubbly personality could you then say they had a Champagne personality?
Is it true that a Champagne personality may be far from bubbly?
Are you trying to say a Champagne personality might be sharp?
I ask thee, when over embibed of Champagne, mayest it be more jagged than sharp?
Mayhap, one must consider what it would be whether the champagne were flat or not?
Isn't flat champagne essentially just wine?
Isn't there a wine produced using the champagne method?
Would Champagne by another name be sparkling wine in this domain?
Would sparkling wine be Brut?
Are you BRUTish if you don't drink sparkling wine?
Are you SPARKLY if you drink BRUTish wine?!?
Pouting, then ducking and running..."but what if one doesn't LIKE wine"?
Aren't ducks funny when they run?
Is it common to Duck and Run?
Is it safe to run with a duck?
Wait....do ducks like wine???
Why would ducks line wine?
Wouldn't the bottles be neater lined in a row?
Is it like or line?
Does it really matter? ;D
Does it really matter what time it is?
Someone is keeping time?
Should time be freed immediately?
Or should we wait until after the weekend so it doesn't go to fast?
So is it an option to speed up time from Mon - Fri and then slow it down on Sat and Sun?
If one could speed up time, would it be most wise to live the moment sublime?
I can think of a number of things I'd like to speed past, shall we start a list?
Can we speed past the uber boring meetings we sometimes nod off to?
Can I stop attending these meetings in Livonia, MI, and go home soon (Not that I don't like it here, the waether is most pleasant and people, friendly)?
Why do you have to go to these meetings?
Why do any of us have to go to meetings?
Can't we find something more productive to do than go to meetings?
Are meetings really productive, or are they just for eating donuts and complaining about lack of production?
Aren't meetings designed to give management purpose...and help them kill time?
If there were no meetings, would there be no management?
But would that mean I'd be out of a job?
GASP! Does management lurk about?!
What lurks in the hearts of men?
Or what lurks in the hearts of women?
The heart is only one organ - so, what lurks in the spleen?
Or the pancreas?
Or the wisdom teeth?
Just what good ARE wisdom teeth anyway (except as a source of income to oral surgeons)?
Are oral surgeons sadists?
How many oral surgeons no longer have spleens?
How many spleens no longer have wisdom teeth?
Do wisdom teeth have spleens?
Why do we have to mention wisdom teeth?
Why do even have teeth, or more specifically wisdom teeth?
Are you wiser after their removal, or is it even wise to have them removed?
If a man does has his wisdom teeth removed, does he still have the title of Wise man?
Can men really be wise or can they just be wise-paychecks?
Is that Johnny Paycheck?
Women think of men as packmules, too, yes?
Or is it mules with paychecks?
Do you think a woman would want an weed puller that didn't have money?
Isn't respect in a relationship much MUCH better than money?
Don't you realize mules are still maligned even in today's society?
Do you realize that I didn't write paychecks, rather something like mules and that the filter changed what I wrote?
Did you know that I didn't write "weed puller" either, more something like @$$?
I am confused. Are talking about tools or money?
Don't you need money to buy the tools?
Why don't we all just go to the pub and see if anyone has the tools there?
Do we really need a reason to go to the pub?
Can I bring my donkey (the one with ears and a tail) to the pub?
You were thinking of bringing another kind of donkey to the pub?
Just how many kinds of donkey are there?
Who needs to know any donkey's besides Eeyore?
Does Eeyore even care about other donkeys?
Does Eeyore care about anything?
Why is everyone so down on Eeyore?
Shouldn't that be why is Eeyore so down on everybody?
Did someone steal Eeyore's tail?
Why would somebody do that?
Am I the only one who's tired of Eeyore making a jackass of himself?
Wouldn't you be sad if you kept loosing your tail?
Wouldn't you be WORRIED if you kept loosing your tail? ::)
Couldn't Eeyore just nail his tail on with the tools we find at the pub?
Would you go to a pub that nailed on tails?
Is all this talk of nailing tails appropriate? :o
Pin the tail on the donkey? Is it someone's birthday?
If you pinned a tail on a donkey, even on it's birthday, don't you think it would still kick you?
But if it were Eeyore, don't you think he'd be happy about finally having his tail attached properly? Even if it hurt a little?
Would velcro be more suitable to attach his tail?
What if he's allergic to the adhesive?
What about bubble gum?
What flavor of bubble gun though?
Would a bubble gun stop the savage beast?
Where did the savage beast come from?
Wasn't there a donkey or mule or some such stubborn beast?
Since when did stubborn mean savage?
Have ye ever had a lengthy discussion with a Scot, Lassie?
Well that depends on what your definition of...lengthy...is, doesn't it?
Don't most women know men's definition of "lengthy" is rather... generous?
Is this referring the the length of ones....kilt?
Is there lipstick anywhere in this equation?
Is someone one selling lipstick?
I'm kinda picky about lipstick, aren't you?
Does the shade of lipstick matter?
Well, have you ever seen anyone who looked really good in neon fuschia?
Wouldn't that look good on Tinkerbell?
Don't you think green lipstick would look better on Tink?
Does green lipstick look good on anybody?
Maybe green lipstick for Frankenstein?
Bread goo-ood; lipstick ba-a-a-ad?
What's so bad about lipstick?
Isn't bad enough that Frankenstein's monster has to get chased across the countryside with flaming torches by villagers all night, without adding to this the humiliation from peers for wearing women's cosmetics?
Wouldn't that just make the chase more interesting to see what color lipstick it was actually wearing if any at all?
May I see a show of hands from any male or female here that would chase Frankenstein's monster through the countryside solely because he was wearing green lipstick??
Okay maybe chasing monsters to see what color lipstick they are wearing is silly, but isn't the countryside justly lovely this time of year?
Aren't you the kind who would sneak off to the woods with your sweetie while the rest of the suck -villagers - chased the monster?
Wouldn't that be the smartest course of action?
Or perhaps being chased by your sweeie into the woods for an afternoon....conversation?
Perhaps tripping on an exposed tree root and falling into a soft bed of leaves would hasten the conversation? ;)
Why waste time with conversation if we are in bed?
Doest not all things start of conversation of some form or another?
So (giggling) are we thinking about engaging in small talk?
Wouldn't your prefer pillow talk?
Do the pillows have feathers in them?
Are you allergic to feathers, or do you like to get down?
When talking to pillows, has anyone ever actually gotten an answer?
are you saying pillows dont talk?? ???
Possibly the one on the other side of the pillow?
I don't talk in my sleep....do I?
Can we get the answer to that from Maud?
Who is Maud?
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up; and, then there's Maud?
Maud, let's see, was she picking up pins?
Surely someone must know Maud, don't they?
Maybe Maud is the one in the pillow talking?
Wasn't that Doris Day, instead?
Didn't someone know Doris Day BEFORE she was a virgin?
Your kidding, right?
Who is this Doris Day?
Wasn't she married to the man who knew too much?
Who would ever want to married to a man who knew too much?
A woman who knew too little?
But why would a man who knew too much want to marry a woman who knew too little, or vice versa?
But don't guys always end up making decisions more with their "little" brain than with their big brain? (I.e. ending up with the woman who knows too little but looks like a model)
Do those brains have a leftside and rightside like normal brains?
Isn't the brain the largest and most sensitive erogenous zone? ;)
Wasn't there a movie called "The Man With Two Brains"?
Did you ever see it?
So, because there was a move call "The Man with two brains", do that mean it's true?
What is truth?
Are we starting on philosophy again?
Starting, shouldn't we be ending on philosophy because everything there is to say has already been said?
What did he say?
What is this philosophy stuff and does it involve mead?
Did someone say mead?
Economics was taught as a part of philosophy in the 18C, wasn't it?
Is there anything better than discussing philosophy in a pub with a bottle of mead and a few good friends?
Is philosophy really all that stimulating even with drinking a lot of mead?
What would Socrates say...hmmm?
Maybe he would point us in the direction of his favorite drink?
Wasn't Socrates poisoned?
The man drank hemlock isnt that poison?
Barkeep: What's your poison?
Isn't all alcohol in large quantities poison?
Are we going to to a study on that? ;)
How about if we just stick with comparative anecdotes?
How about we stick with comparative antidotes, too?
Anyone up for a game of darts?
It's Monday and I have 666 unread messages in my inbox - I can haz Loki now?
Maybe you need an exorcist AND Loki if you haz 666 messages?
If you exorcise your messages, won't your computer spit green puke in your face?
Wouldn't spitting Loki be true alcohol abuse?
Do I have Medusoid email if it lets in three messages for each one I delete?
Isn't that Paris Hilton e-mail?
Wouldn't you be afraid to open an e-mail from Paris Hilton?
How likely is it that Paris Hilton uses email?
Doesn't she use an iPhone or a Blackberry for that sort of communication?
I would thing she has someone else do it for her, wouldn't you?
Wouldn't all those orders be tiresome for her?
Wouldn't just the court orders be tiresome?
But dont the court orders mean more publicity?
How long has this thread been going on?
You were a lot older then, yes?
Are you asking me?
Isn't it rude to ask peoples age if they are anywhere over 25?
What else it it rude to ask of someone?
Do I look over 25?
You're Merlin, yes?
Yes...But do I look over 25?
Is that photo a good representation of you?
Isn't Merlin supposed to be ageless?
Can you define ageless for me?
Ageless to look as beautiful as me throwout time, do you think you can look as ageless as me?
Are you new here?
Yes I am, are you?
Am I what?
New...?
Are you both the same person?
I sure hope nope? Maybe if he was in Alaska...?
I'm very confused, Merlin can't be Vain, can he? (He really is above all that...)
What say we all go down to the pub and sort this out?
Why does alcohol always seem to make things better?
It's your round, isn't it, Hector? :D
I would love to go to the pub with you all but I fear I could never get there in time from my house hahahhaha and on top og it all my truck is in the shop! But no really I'm Danny nice to meet you all I am that guy haha! How is everyone!?
Could it get woise?
How could it get any better?
Can you pass the butter?
Is someone buying the rounds this eve?
Who all is invited?
Where is that bartender?
Ever been to a bar that has volunteer bartending?
Is he drunk again?
Is that a qualification?
Have you been to Cat and Fiddle?
Do you think the cow will now jump over the moon since we have the cat and the fiddle?
Did you see the little dog laughing?
Was it a laughing Hyena?
Isn't it wise to keep the hyena laughing based on its temperament?
Who would do such a thing?
Wasn't The Thing a monster from outer space which killed people in Antarctica?
Was Kurt Russell in that movie?
Who was the monster?
Did the monster eat Kurt Russell?
Isn't that rather personal?
Was the monster friendly or mean?
Mean? Wasn't he Jolly; The Jolly Green Giant?
How could something jolly be also mean?
Well if they were a sociopath, maybe they could be jolly about being mean, what do ya'll think?
Do you think I'm a sociopath?
That depends, do you eat little children for dinner?
Are they braised in black butter and served with brown bread and ale?
How many calories are in that?
If it were low cal would that make it better?
What has short cows got to do with it?
Would low cows make low cal dairy products?
SO are we talking cow mutilation now? Chop off the legs of a cow and they'll provide lower cal dairy?
Do brown cows make chocolate milk?
If so, do we want to know where strawberry milk comes from?
I thought strawberry milk cam from the pink bunny?
Isn't the pink bunny what you see after tee moony mar-tan-knees? Or was that an elephant?
Doesn't the pink bunny plays the drums?
Wasn't the bunny abducted by aliens?
Aliens? Since when do aliens abduct bunnies? ???
Maybe they wanted to see what keeps him going and going and going?
OMG, can't you just see Marvin the Martian and the Energizer Bunny torturing the Coyote???
What about the roadrunner?
Did the coyote catch him yet?
Since the coyote has never caught the roadrunner, what has he been eating?
Could he actually be a vegan?
Dogs like bananas, could he have been eating those?
Is a coyote a dog?
Why does he even WANT that skin-and-bones bird?
Did you know roadrunners are not even purple and blue?
Does the roadrunner even say Beep Beep?
Do you honk at them when they are in the road?
Does anyone else feel for the roadrunner?
Isn't that a personal question?
Isn't that a "personal" choice?
You dont like personal questions do you Merlin?
Well, isn't Merlin supposed to be very mysterious?
Do you think most people find me a bit odd?
Can anyone define the real meaning of odd?
is it DDO spelled backwards?
Are you dyslexic?
Isnt that a personal question?? LOL
Why is it everyone seems to be so touchy about personal questions today?
Something to hide?
Should we air our dirty laundry?
Can we just wash the laundry instead?
And what's all this stuff about bleach and dark clothes? Can't you just dunk the stuff in bleach a few times before you wash it? Crap, what's it doing to my hands? Is it supposed to burn like this?
Do you do laundry often?
Why? Does it show?
Should it be showing?
Isn't it usually obvious by their clothing those that are not good at laundry and those that are?
Is it polite to point out those whose clothing appears to be hygenically challenged?
Wouldn't they want to know?
Do you think they know and don't care?
Could that be possible?
Isn't all possible?
Are you serious?
Are you questioning me?
What is that funky smell?
Does anyone have some air freshner?
Would some incense work?
Does burning incense make you a hippy?
Does burning hippy-scented incense make you happy?
What is hippy-scented incense?
Isn't it made from PEOPLE?
Did any people go to Scarborough Faire today?
No, I went to the STL faire, did anyone else?
Did you have fun?
Any Faire is fun! But how was the Meade?
Did it have good head?
Is stout better than regular brew?
Who has the mead?
What do they out in those turkey legs that everyone is so fascinated with at the faires?
Aren't those just to keep the families with children away from the pubs?
So the turkey legs makes them ill??
Who want's a turkey leg anyway?
(to many pin bones)
Have you tried the sausage on a stick?
Is that a trick question?
Why would you think that?
What lets the sun shine while it rains?
A break in the clouds, maybe?
How can clouds break?
Don't you hear a crunch?
Was that thunder?
Did you see Elmer Fudd run by?
Did anyone else thing that Elmer was a bad influence with his running with guns?
Well it wouldn't have been as funny if he was running was scissors, now would it?
Has anyone ever actually been injured by running with scissors?
It's my preference to run with another person rather than a pair of scissors as the latter are much more likely to fall behind, right?
Is it a better view to fall behind or to stay in front?
Doesn't that depend on the potential view from behind? :o ;D
Who doesn't like to take the lead?
Actually, wouldn't brass casings be better than lead?
Doesn't it take a silver bullet to bring down a wolfman?
Didn't Michael J. Fox play a teenage wolfman?
Is anyone else now picturing the hot wolfman in the dark closet with that lovely lady?
Do you think I'm 'that way'?
Dont you think the wolfman is just a tad bit too hairy?
Do you know I am hairless?
Do you know I find hair sexy (not back hair though)?
Did you change your avitar?
Are we in a tit-for-tat?
What does that mean?
Can someone direct me to the Tilted Kilt please?
Did you forget where it is??
Which TK are you looking for, Clearwater or Tampa?
Isn't there one in Houston, TX?
Someone has seen clear water in Houston?
Is that something new?
Isn't there a Clear Lake City, within Houston?
Did you know that even though the name of the lake is Clear lake, it by no means actually means the water is actually clear?
Where is Clear Lake?
Can you take a left before Galveston?
Is Galveston still there?
Why don't you ask the Galvestonians?
Did the hurricane wipe them out?
Wasnt that last year?
Have they rebuilt already?
Isn't there a Clear Lake in California too?
Did they get a jiggle from the recent earthquakes?
Isn't there a Clear Lake in Iowa, too?
Wouldn't it be crazy if only places called Clear Lake had natural disasters?
Have many disasters occurred on clear days?
How many disasters made it seem like a cloudy day?
Why all the doom and gloom?
Where will the doom of our time fall?
In my lap, probably, do ya think?
Do you have suprises under yer kilt?
Wouldn't you like to know?
A blue ribbon and his boots, I'm thinkin???
Can anyone think of somewhere that a man could tie a ribbon on a lady?
Could that depend on where the lady (or wench) might be wearing rings?
Are they gold or silver rings?
Could they be silver masquerading as white gold?
Who else loves to play masquerade?
Who does not?
We are going to play dress up?
Can I play?
Why do people talk on cell phones in the restroom?
Does the reverbering voice make it sound like the talker is on speaker phone?
Is there anything that important that it cant wait til business is done?
How would the person on the other end of the line feel about you talking to them while on the seat?
Um, just say no?
Was it wrong to let her walk out of the restroom with TP hanging out of the back of her pants because she was too busy talking on her phone?
Real situation or hypothetical?
What color was the TP?
Oh was very real indeed, but what difference does the color of the tp make?
wouldn't it be much more embarrasing for her if it wasn't white?
What's more embarrassing about flowered tp versus white tp?
Wouldn't tp hanging out be bad no matter what color?
Oh, I don't think he was referring to patterns, now was he?
Would plaid be considered a pattern?
I thought plaid was a color?
Would MacCharmin print Plaid TP?
Can you imagine royal stewart plaid TP?
Is there any way that I can get that image out of my head now?
Is it driving you crazy?
Do you like being crazy?
Does being crazy get you free stuff?
Didn't you hear that free stuff is never really free?
Free is relative, isn't it?
My relatives can be pretty expensive, aren't yours?
Pschologically, emotionally, or financially?
Have you ever known a relative to be cheep?
When it comes to relatives, aren't the cheep ones usually the most expensive?
I thought CHEEP was for chickens?
Does that mean relatives are delicious and nutritious and taste just like chicken?
Isn't that a question you should ask a cannibal?
And just what would a self-respecting cannibal know about the taste of chicken?
I thought anything that you cant put a taste to was said to be chicken?
Would Frog Legs fall into that category?
Whoever decided that the legs off of a little slippery reptile fell into the "food" category, anyway?
The French?
Or maybe the Acadians?
Are you referring to Cajuns?
Don't they bite the heads off of live craw fish?
Don't they actually call crawfish Mudbugs (among other things)?
(and to answer DonaCatalina...yes ;) )
I my my Boudeaux relatives call them craw-dads, where did you hear otherwise?
Ah caw' dem crawdads, too.
Quote from: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
I my my Boudeaux relatives call them craw-dads, where did you hear otherwise?
Why, from de relatives what lived in Nawlins fer sev'l yar...whosomever else???
I'll just call them yummy - can someone pass the bread and butter?
and a nice Pinot Noir?
Can you make that a Knightsdale Sir Lancelot Du Lac Pinot Noir 2004?
(http://www.weibel.com/images/knightsdale/label-kw04pn_lancelot.jpg)
Anyone else wishing to have a glass of wine while here at work?
Could it possibly help pass this annoyingly long day any faster?
I'm home sick with the crud - wanna trade?
Will you throw in 4 sheep and a homemade pie?
ooh what kind of pie?
Who's up for some Thai Pork grill?
Do you deliver?
Depends, what is the pay like?
What pay?
If the delivery is free, who pays the drivers?
Dont they work for free?
Surely not for free, perhaps stipend by thee?
Isn't a stipend a percentage of the profits, so it would be a portion of nothing?
Isn't a portion of nothing wonderful, because you can give it to everyone?
I believe a stipend is a fixed sum of money paid periodically, is it not?
Don't you think a stipend is defined more by the person giving it and could have different ways of being paid?
wouldn't we all like to get paid what we think we should?
How many people get paid what they are worth?
HOw many people are just not getting paid?
What have they done to be paid?
And can i join them?
Are there dues to join whatever this is?
If there are dues, how much would they be?
And when would the dues be due?
And to who do you pay the dues to when due. And what do they do?
That's a good question, what sort of benefits do we get from these dues?
Is this a union?
Wouldn't this discussion be about the opposite of a union - not paying people for working?
Wait who said anything about work?
Well, would being the chocolate tester at Hershey's be considered work?
Does it depend on whether or not you get paid?
Taste testing chocolate would be a delight though dont you think?
But what if you're allergic?
Take benydryl? 8)
What about caramel - wouldn't anyone prefer to taste caramel for a living?
Doesn't caramel stick to your teeth?
That depends on the quality and how warm it is, doesn't it? (Sorry!)
What question?
Why, don't you see it??
see what?
Jacks's question?
Jack who?
Who who?
Has someone cast a spell and turned Richard into an owl?
Perhaps a dubiously wise owl? ;)
Are owls really all that wise?
Can owls see in the dark?
Have you asked them?
Wouldn't they just answer you with a question?
What has that got to do with the price of coffee in Colombia?
Would an owl drink coffee, and if so would it get the jitters?
What are jitters?
Are jitters anything like chiggers?
Aren't jitters what people get on their wedding day and chiggers what they get in the wildlife on their honeymoon?
Where have YOU been?
What have you been?
Have you been any other than a rennie?
Don't we all wish we could go to Rennie every weekend, or whenever we need ot escape the troubles of the 21st Century?
Wouldn't that be awesome !?
Is awestupendoussome the better word to describe that?
I'm wondering, will there ever be the opportuniy for me to use "impolitic" and "gainsay" in a sentence anytime soon?
What about the word "cocksure"?
Is that an adjective or a statement?
Haha, or is it a definition?
It seems to indicated definitiveness, yeah?
Should I kilt-check myself?
Why- are you all of a sudden unsure what's going on with your shoes and socks?
Did you know the definition is really just an extreme certainity or overconfident?
Why is everyone so technical? Hasn't anyone been hitting the loki?
Is being "cocksure" a bad thing?
Would there be a female equivilant to "Cocksure" or am I just sure of my rooster?
Hmm...Did someone let Old McDonald's barnyard out?
Must have, don't ya see all those chickens?
What chickens are you talking about?
The new grilled chickens at KFC?
did you like it?
Don't you think KFC has the best biscuits?
The food seemed a lot better than I remember it from many years past- did they improve the quality?
Maybe the other just gave up on quality?
Are we talking quality or quantity here cause I'd definitely say they rank high in quantity?
is quality or quantity more important than quantifity?
Is 'quantifity' even a word in the dictionary??
Had this become a "let's make up silly words" thread?
What makes a silly word?
Is it silly if you laugh after saying it?
I laugh at a lot of words that I mispronounce, is that the same thing?
What does it mean if you keep messing up what you say around a guy you like?
Wouldn't that lead to a Freudian slip?
Was Freud a cross dresser?
Does it mean I'm not a cross dresser if I don't wear a slip?
I would think that if you were a cross dresser you could wear anything you wanted?
Isn't the whole term "cross dresser" kind of signify that the things the person is wearing is different from "normal"?
Who determines what is normal?
Don't the "normal" people decide who's normal?
Who says that they are normal?
Who are they?
Who are we all?
Am I gonna have to card everyone in the room?
So do you think someone's "card" actually tells us who they are?
well, is there more to who you are than your name and vitals?
Do you really care who they are?
Well, how much money have they got to lend?
So am I the only one who cares WHO their friends are?
Isn't what they stand for more important than who they are?
Friends , aren't they the best?
The best what?
(Yes, they are. ;))
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on July 24, 2009, 09:00:51 AM
So am I the only one who cares WHO their friends are?
Can I be your friend?
Don't we make new friends at all the faires we attend?
Do you keep in touch with the friends you make at the faires you attend?
Haven't I mentioned that I love making new friends before?
Do you plan events after faire ends to see your new friends?
Wouldn't faire not be faire anymore if all our faire friends branched out into our non-faire world?
Wouldn't that mean the fun of faire would never end all year?
Do you have enough garb to play all year?
Do you mean personally or in my household?
Lady E, are you making a white leather bodice?
Me, working with leather??? (I had a beautiful white leather bodice made with a pink map of middle earth on it, it's gorgous, it's also the bodice I'm wearing in my profile pic)
Don't you know I would love to see a photo of that bodice? ::)
As would I , Wherever did you get it?
Well, has anyone ever heard of Lifetree leather?
http://lifetreeleather.com/ (http://lifetreeleather.com/)
(they are a wonderful custom made leather place that specialize in these kinds of bodices, but they do lots of other stuff. My twin sister has a bodice with the map of Neverland on it)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9db39b3127ccec770202b1b7e00000050O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a313d5b10500000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a2a6de50b000000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a3f91cb1b900000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
Has anyone ever told you that is just tooo cute? (thanks for posting pics)
Ahh, is there such a thing as a cyber blush?
Well if one could have cyber sex couldn't one cyber blush? ::)
Is not physical warmth and touch required (and preferred) for said blush and sex?
Don't you feel it is even a bit too warm for any kind of body contact in Texas at the moment?
that all depends, how has the temperature been down there?
You're asking how hot is 106F heat index, with 100F normal?
I live in New England, lol how would I know?
Well isn't the better question, who COULD stand physical contact or any kind of exertion OUTSIDE in 107F (which it is today)?
That all depends...how savvy are you to the feeling of being wrapped in a damp sheet and stuck in an oven? lol
And have you ever actually been wrapped in a damp sheet and stuck in an oven?
Don't you think we should ask Hansel and Gretel that instead?
who wants to schedule the interview?
With H&G or people to be wrapped in damp sheets?
What setting should the oven be?
Have you ever had a half baked Rennie?
Haven't I been a half-baked rennie?
Aren't we all half baked rennies?
would you believe I almost typed that same question? lol
Do you think we all think similarly due to out similar love of ren fairs or our similar personality types?
...or, that we all seem to be quite inquisitive?
Isn't that the name of the game?
SO is that why we are incessantly asking questions on here?
Isn't it because it's the rule of the thread?
Since when were rennies rule followers?
Well, everyone on this forum has followed the rule of this thread, so far.........no?
but isn't this rule fun to follow?
So basically, if it's a fun rule to follow, rennies will follow it?
Why not?
why should or would they?
Rules? We have rules???
Shhh!! don't tell anyone!!
I just broke the rule didn't I?
:P :D
Don't we break the rules alot?
Exactly what is a "rule"?
And what exactly is the reward for breaking one?
Would it really matter if, despite all evidence to the contrary, there were no reward?
Are all rewards, rewarding?
Do we get frequent flyer points?
points can fly?
Do you think my new wing tattoos will allow me to fly?
How far were you looking to fly?
Why not "fly me to the moon..."?
Isn't that a bit far?
Well, if you had wings, where would you fly then?
where wouldn't I? lol
If you had wings wouldn't you fly to all the faires?
Were you trying to read my mind?
Are you gonna eat those potatoes?
What do you think would be the greatest thing to view from the sky if you could fly?
Wouldn't you say the Grand Canyon?
wouldn't a castle and estate be cooler?
Cooler? - A castle would be clammier.
Do you equate clammier and draftier as being similar?
Sorta - clammier indicates dampness, yes?
clammier, dampness, does not sound good for wings!
are yours scotchgaurded?
Are you sure scotchguarding your own skin is a safe idea?
Wearing the kilt, I'm more Scots-girded, yes?
Does girded refer more to a sword than a garment?
The minstrel boy has gone to war
In the ranks of death you will find him
His father sword he has girded on
His wild harp slung behind him
How exactly would one gird themselves with a sword? THat sounds painful... hehe.
It also means to belt on (as a kilt) per the dictionary, no?
Does anyone know a good way to put ointment on your back?
Why, did you get sunburnt?
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
Does anyone know a good way to put ointment on your back?
Don't you have a special someone to assist with that?
Don't ya'll know that tattoos need ointment too?
Are you talking about fading cream?
DId you know A&D ointment isn't just for babies butts, it's for brand new tattoos too?
What does your tat look like?
Have you ever seen someone with real live angel wings?
Does Twig count?
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
Have you ever seen someone with real live angel wings?
Aren't you being non-responsive with that response?
Did you know that I got the first part of my very own angel wings with phoenix feathers tattooed on my back which covers about half my back? (of course I still have 2 more sittings of a good 2 hrs to completely finish the color which will be mostly red, pink, goldish, and white)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a541c41ad600000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a5832d1a5e00000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a5061d5ab400000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
How many times have people told you how awesome those look?
Have the artist add more freckles. I like freckles!
Did you know it's actually hard to find clothing which shoes my new wings?? (i.e. I've only had 2 compliments cause most of the time peeps can't see it!)
can you imagine that I sometimes forget I have on on my back for the same reason? lol
Who could remember having it when they can't see their own back?
If ti is mispelt will you remembert!?
LadyElizabeth, you do know not to use neosporian, right??
Doesn't every tattooed person know to use A&D ointment?
Pondering my next tattoo, what do you think?
Who doesn't need more ink?
I am so inclined to agree with such beauty and obviously brains as well, do you have many?
Is two "many"?
I also have 2, shall we make it 3?
why not make it 5? ofcourse i need some i don't have the first one yet
5 is good, but I do prefer 1 @ a time, will you be getting one?
i did plan on getting atleast one but i can't make up my mind on the design. and I'm still debating the location. I don't have to rush it do I?
Don't most people think thinking it thru first is the best choice when it comes to something as perminent as tattoos???
Always think it through first, isn't that the best policy?
last i checked that was best especally when it's so hard to get rid of right?
so what tattoo and where will you put it are you thinking?
actually I'm noodling two i may go with them both one is a cross that i designed and one is an simple set of wings. If i do the wings they will probley it's just a matter of which one? and where to put the cross?
any chance we can see a drawing of them?
I do agree, may we see a drawing of them?
sure but unfortunetly I'll have to do it after i get home. Having only my camera won't work will it? I need a picture to shoot
You won't forget will you?
does she have somebody to remind her?
Will she need reminded?
Will you remember to remind her?
Will you remind me to remember to remind her?
Are we just turning circles now? :D
Aren't circles endless?
Do you mind being in my circle?
I don't mind but if we are both turning circles, won't we get dizzy?
no one has to remind me but i can't post if i can't get on here can I?
(it kept telling me the site had crashed)
No one reminded you?
(It did that to me too last night)
No one reminded me but i want to know who broke it?
Who broke who? Is it like Broke Back Mountain kind of broke?
no noo who broke the forum? they wouldn't let me on last night
Who could be so mean, breaking our forums?
wonder if it's the same person who took my notebook?(thankfully it was just paper)
can you describe said notebook in detail???
grey cover yellow folder personal thoughts on lots of pages some blank pages is that enough of a discription?
Wouldn't more details be helpful?
I love details,do you have more? And how about those pics?
What about those pics?
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/angelswalkin/Picture150.jpg)
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/angelswalkin/simplewings.png)
what those pictures? but yeah I'm thinking about them both
( I couldn't find the orginal of the cross but it's a quick mock up of what i'm noodling the sword wasn't suposed to end in the hole on the page and the flower is bigger)
Which one are you favoring?
the cross but lately the wings have been on my thoughts since I've always been drawn to wings and flight. How many times can you go back to the drawing board?
Go as many times as needed, you wouldn't want to rush this, would you?
isn't it said that haste makes waste?
Isn't waste a sin or is it thinking of sin a waste?
Isn't 'sin' a matter of opinion? And who's opinion is right?
Don't we all believe our own opinion is right?
Only if we are arrogant to believe that we know all, right?
Are we all that arrogant?
Arrogance is a matter of opinion, is it not?
If arrogance is a matter of opinion, then what is modesty?
rofl i thought modesty was not letting it all hang out for the world to see. am i wrong?
Who are they to tell you if you are wrong?
i don't know. Whos is in-charge of them?
Yeah, who's in charge of them!!!???
hmmmm I'm not sure. anyone know who's in charge
Is Capt. Bacardi in charge?
Oooh, ooh, can I be in charge?
i don't see why not. anyone mind if E is in charge?
Does that mean she gets the bill?
that and the blame too. E you sure you want to be in charge?
Sure I want to be in charge. Doesn't being in charge mean you get all the glory and power too?
E Likes power and control, does she not?
she wants the power ;D but the question is will she share it?
if she has the power, is anyone worried that she'll be corrupted?
if she gets corrupted we will just over throw her but if we over throw her who really had the power in the first place her or us?
The real question is, will I be a dictator, queen, or president?
Or is it: Prior to the previous president, was his queen really his dictator?
presidents don't answer to queens. who hid my chocolate?
Why ask us who hid your chocolate? Shouldn't you ask the presidents Queen?
Is your chocolate milky or more of a dark nature?
both. but i think they only make crackle in milk chocolate or has anyone seen a dark chocolate crackle?
Crackle - do you mean a type, or a brand, as in Krackle?
it's a brand it's the minitures. Has anyone ever seen a full size crackle bar?
Ah-HAH! Has anyone, other than me, ever seen a crackle EAR?!?!?
(I ate one about an hour ago.)
(It was disgustingly good!)
(I love the candy they come up with for Halloween!)
Is that the same, or similat product as the crunchy life sized gummy hands with realistic ooze? :)
(*Me too! I love silly!..and how fun to be play a zombie and have yummy bits to knaw upon?!*)
I think if I were a zombie I would want the people I ate to be chewy rather than crunchy. Jusy my preference.
I think right about now I would rather be the crunchy guy if Anna is munching. What do you think?
forget being the one anne's crunching blackbeard dear where did you get your crackle at?
What if crackle were money?
rofl hmmm then i would be very very broke. hmmmm who wants chocolate to be the new currency?
(I like that if I'm hungry I'll just eat my currency)
Hmmm, do we know your price?
price? someone stuck a price tag on me? where?
(yeah i know more than one question but which shall you answer)
Oh I think I see your tag, is that it behind your ear?
Did that slip out again?
How many times does that make?
Is this a new record?
What was the old one?
who stuck it on me?
Someone stuck a Krackle bar on you? Was it a fun-size?
Lady Christina,
It be "BlackBEAD," not "BlackBEARD." I got the handle based on one of me favorite pasttimes - making custom beaded jewelry for sale from me pirate's market. Me wife says "He's the pirate without the 'arrrr'!"
And to answer your question with a question, "Have ye ne'er heard o' Big Lots?"
I'm verry sorry blackbead thank you for setting me stright
you got it at big lots?
...and while were on the subject...who the heck is "anne"? ;D
sorry anna too. I'm off the wall this week!!!!!! alright anyone else i owe and appology to?
Aye, Big Lots . . . you know the big bags of candy that were left over from two years ago?
(No apology required, m'Lady!)
Don't you mean the big bag of body parts?
*Christina..I'm just teasing you. I am the queen of typos some days around here.*
Didn't I type "big bag o' body parts"?
*Anna scrolls up...Anna scrolls down...Anna backpages...Anna returns shaking head*
ARRRRR you sure your not just trying to make a monkey of me here? ;D
would that be monkeying around?
Whats with all this monkey business?
Shouldn't this have evolved into something else by now?
it evolves?
Do you think the Theory of Evolution as proposed by Darwin is an absolute or do you believe it's just a theory?
Well Blackbead, doesn't the "fact of evolution" refer to the changes in the genetic material of a population of biological organisms over time, which are known to have occurred through scientific observations and experiments? ;D
*okay...I stole this from the wiki....
You can read?
I'm jealous, who is this wiki character and why is Anna with him stealing stuff?
And, where did Anne go?
did she go home?
Isn't it said that there's no place like home?
Who's home?
My home or your home?
Is that the same as 'My place or yours?'
depends, what is the your answer? ;)
Shouldn't that be 'What is your address?' ;D
are you heading my way?
Are you kidding, in that cold weather????
awwww, would a warm fire in the fireplace help?
Wood, gas, or electric?
wood, is there really any other kind?
would there be hot chocolate there too
absolutely.......marshmallows?
yess pleassee and nice thick fleece blankets?
wont that get too warm?
is there such a thing as too warm?
I think so, sweaty is only sexy sometimes, right?
rofl over heated who wants that?
Hmmm, could be fun, dont you think?
heated is better over heated is too sticky isn't it?
only if theres chocolate and whipped cream involved....yes?
If there are no mudslides and cherries, you don't really expect the Ettes to show up, do you?
does anyone ever really expect the Ettes?
You mean like the Spanish Inquisition?
Are you of spanish decent?
Wouldn't I be Spanish Senorita instead of Welsh Wench?
Good point M'Lady, tis early...must we get up already?
this is early?
Would it be early if you haven't been to bed yet?
wouldn't it be late then?
Aren't college kids the only ones staying up all night?
i thought that was the people with imsomnia ?
Would that make me a college kid with insomnia?
Is that what you would have us believe?
you could pass....who's with me?
where are we going?
who's driving?
Which of us has the fewest DUIs?
Why would you go and get a DUI?
Don't they help you understand the DUI Decimal System?
Does any system really work?
There's a system? Why didn't anyone tell me?
I would have if I wouold have know myself, did any one know?
Count, have they never heard of the Dewey (DUI) Decimal System?
*easier than learning the metric which I had to do*
How else would you organize the library?
By waving your arms and whispering, 'Oh, Miss Librarian, Ma'am...do you have a book on ancient fossils in the New World?'
Ah, but!...does the librarian have tan lines? ;)
Is it the same librarian from that dream I had?
How would I know?
Isn't a librarian every man's fantasy whether she has tan lines or not?
*Rapier Half-Wit, please notify me to put down any liquid I may have been driniking so I don't Riots Disease on the monitor* ;D
wanna be my librarian? ;)
Why do librarians all wear those hot little glasses?
The better to see you with, my dear?
why don't real librarians look like the ones in my dreams?
why isn't there a movie where all the hottest actresses play Librarians?
Shirley Jones played an unbespeckled Marian the Librarian in the film version of "The Music Man", yes?
will the Welch Wench play a librarian in this movie?
Do I get a wardrobe allowance and my own chair with WW on the back?
of course, may I be your personal assistant?
Does WW require more than just one personal assistant?
Can you guys peel grapes?
Wouldn't you want more than a grape peeled?
If I typed any sort of reply, could it possibly not be considered a wenchmouth?
I didn't think so. :D
So you're not even going to try? ;D
You dont think she would disappoint us do you?
How about peeling off a clay mask to deep cleanse your skin?
HA! And you thought I couldn't do it!
Did I say you couldn't do it? Should I not have been curious if you would do it? What if you had?
Hmm, do you think we should go back to librarians or start anew with tales of pharmacy?
is peeling a clay mask what you seek?
Are librarian glasses in the same league as a white lab coat?
Which league are we talking about?
What do you want to do again?
Peel a white lab coat off a librarian?
Would I find that in the "Do It Yourself", "Comedy", or the "Fantasy" section?
Perhaps you'd be better looking in the back room at a Blockbuster?
Can I request to instead pull a white lab coat of a smokin' hot doctor in a pharmacy closet at a hospital?
they have a "back room" at Blockbuster?
Would it count if I wear a stethoscope and light my self on fire?
Wouldn't that hurt?
only till the pain goes away, but wouldnt it be worth it to have Lady Elizebeth removing my lab coat? ;)
( lab coat is a metaphore I hope...lol)
Would Blue Oyster Cult sing 'I'm burning, I'm burning for you?'
I was hoping you would do the singing my dear, do you know the words?
You think I spent the '80's in a coma?
Oh no Ma'am.....I bet you have a wonderful voice too, right?
In a smoky little club in New Orleans, a few BOC members were jamming and guess who sang back up with them?
Oh now you done it.....you are going to have to sing for me now....up for it?
No.
Can I turn my lab coat into garb?
lmao......Aren't you supposed to answer in a question?
Can I do it without expletives?
Hmmm, I would assume not, did I offend you somehow?
No, but could I be preoccupied?
Yes.
preoccupied can be a good thing....no?
(hope I am not interupting anything I shouldn't be, forgive me if I am)
what difference does it make at 2AM?
Doesn't it make a difference?
Can't you sleep at 2a.m.?
Aren't there better things to be doing than sleeping, at 2am?
Does anyone on this forum sleep at 2 am?
that would be a big NO! ;D
Hey! can I get a cup of coffee here? Someone? Anyone? ::)
you can have some of my coffee, but what do you want in it?
Would nothing be too much?
So you DON'T want some of my coffee?
It`s now mid afternoon, Is having coffee in the mid afternoon OK?
Won't it keep you up until 2am?
is 2am early? Isn't it all just relative?
Is anyone following this thread or is everyone just waiting for the Tilted Kilt to open?
Tilted Kilt open? ;D
Can a windshield wiper motor for a Bug be any more expensive?
Tilted Kilt? Hmm...as long as there is no haggis.
what year is the bug?
Are there bugs here in Fla?
(And the Kilt is most open and tilted and twisted -- Friday HH sponsored by the Harbinger krewe)
ARE THERE BUGS IN FLORIDA?
If you found a saddle, don't you think you could enter one in the Kentucky Derby?
1974 Bug
the wiper motor should run about $60 give or take...lol Is yours broken?
Have you heard of slow...and slower?
Priced at 149.95 but not in stock.
Why doesnt someone give WW a mercedes convertible?
I would if I had one to give her.....slower and slower is a bad thing....Why so much? $60 here and $15 core for the old one
Have you met certain of our officials here in the Sunshine State, Sir James?
no sir, are there many in florida?
we pay for a lot, but does anyone know if, excluding direct public servants, any are worth what we pay?
don't you agree that our public servants i.e teachers and officers of the law should be getting the pay of our politicians?
Re: motor.
Is it probable we are talking rebuilt vs new?
I beleive most public servants are underpaid, do you fall in this group?
I am talking remanufactured, which is just as good as new, dont you agree?
Is that the same as recycled?
depends on how you look at it, what do you think?
How do I think Depends look?
Okay! Is this question loaded?
What is loaded?
is it a baked potato? mmmm
is a baked potato loaded?
What's the calibre of a baked potato?
Do we share this baked potatoe?
do we have to share the potato?
Does the potato want to be shared?
Does sharing the potato make it a spud whore?
Are you calling me a WHORE Sire?
Or is it a STUD whore?
Who is a stud whore?
Well isn't Dorian a total STUD?
Where can I find this stud?
who is this stud?
Isn't a stud a male horse?
Isn't it just a piece of wood for frameing?
What are we framing? Or should I say who?
Why would you say Who...are you an owl? :D
Weren't we talkin' 'bout TATERS?
Maybe even baked taters?
What are they smokin'?
Aren't we all smokin' some good juju's?
What are you talking about?
Don't you know what Juju's are?
Isn't Juju a Bee?
Is it good?
Shouldn't we dissect and analyze it under a microscope B4 we smoke it?
Why would we do that?
Are we not curious?
Why do people always jump to the "dirty" definition of juju first?
Isn't self-protection a good reason?
I jumped to juju bees, is that dirty?
Aren't juju bees dirty, only if you drop them on the floor?
And, doesn't the five-second rule apply here (unlike soup)?
What if the box spills and you cant get them all in 5 seconds?
Forget the 5 second rule, isn't it wrong to let things go to waste?
what? who's wasting juju bees?
Isn't Halloween almost here and we'll have a plethora of juju bees?
A plethera of anything is a good thing right?
I'd rather have a Baby Ruth bar, wouldn't you?
Baby Ruth is good, But I still am parshal to good ol' Snickers, who's with me?
are you offering to share that snickers?
I have no problem sharing, do you?
What are we sharing?
James' snicker bar want a bite?
Is the bar big enough to pass around to everyone?
What if we had more than one bar?
I say start passing it around. Who has it?
Would a bag of "fun size" be better?
Stop teasing me already. May I have one? ::)
So is it a bag or one bar?
oh yes have one, do you prefer a bag?
will rules break if in deed they bend?
Are you planning on bending the rules?
Why would you bend the rules just for a chocolate bar?
What kind of a chocolate bar?
I'm starting to get a headache here. >:( Where is the chocolate bar or the bag of bite size?
James where did you put the candy?
Am I the only one who would definitely consider at times breaking rules for a chocolate bar?
I too, would consider breaking rules at times but can I have a chocolate bar first?
Can I have one too?
Is there enough to go around?
We are running out of chocolate?!?
i thought we had an endless supply whos been eating them all?
ok, who ate all the chocolate?
I swear I didn't eat all the chocolate, but does anyone know?
Why are ya'll looking at me??? *wipes chocolate off her face and tries to look innocent*
Don't you usually take the last kiss?
wyckdblyss, isn't that chocolate on you chin? :o
Am I the only one who likes chocolate kisses? (and I don't mean the Hershey kind... hehe)
Where? I don't see anything on my chin...do you???
What's on your chin? ................. hehhehe
Is there something on my chin? hehe
Look in the mirror, don't you see it?
Are you talking about the image of Seamus making Haggis?
Thats the one, doesn't anyone else see it?
If the haggis is made with chocolate keep it away from wyckdblyss, Hey where'd she go?
I love chocolate and I love haggis, but ruin both in such a way?
Why would anyone make Haggis, much less eat it?
why not eat it? what else could you do with it?
Why is the dog in the haggis?
I've never had haggis, what does it taste like?
If the dog is bolting it down, should you really ask??
How did we get on a discussion about Haggis????
alright wheres the scottish person?
Sorry, I've never had haggis. I just thought anything with chocolate would taste good. Am I wrong?
I don't think anything could make Haggis taste good, is it just me?
I'll take your word on that. Can we make something else with chocolate?
can we use honey in the chocolate?
Can you say "Honey Bee Cake"?
It's not made with real bees is it?
don't put the bees in don't wee need them to make us some honey?
After you get the honey from the bees, then do use them in the cake?
Bees in a cake, would you get stung?
What do you think?
Is someone being a bit sarcastic?? hehe
Aren't I always?
I'm hungry, is there anything to eat? (not bees)
Isn't willy humor enough to get by on??
Who's Willy Humor? Do I know him?
Doesn't Lady Elizabeth mean 'wily'?
Do u really want to know?
not sure, do I want to know?
Does anyone really ever want to know?
No, would you?
When has anyone ever wanted to admit any kind of fault?? Even if it is a silly spelling fault??
I never admit fault....isn't it just assumed?
Don't you remember what they say about 'assume'?
I didnt say I assume....lol did I?
Okay, I'm confused here. What's going on?
What is it that is confusing you?
Where am I? Who am I?
(scene taken from I Love Lucy)
who are we really?
I know who I am but who are you? ;D ;)
Aren't I, me, and you are you?
I think I am me, someone wanna check?
How do we do that?
Maybe you aren't you?
oh my, what if I'm not?
Ohhhh....but what if you are? ;)
Are you hoping I am?
Could it be that I'm you and you're someone else?
LOL.....come here, dont you think I should check you to be sure?
Is anyone who they say they are?
How would we know if they are who they say they are?
What if we've all been brainwashed to believe we're someone we're not??
If we ALL have been brainwashed, then who did the brainwashing?
maybe the local brain cleaners?
Are those like the local laundry cleaners? Like are they cute little chinese folks?
What are we talking about?
I think we're talking about doing laundry, brainwashing and cute little Chinese people. I'm lost. Can someone set us straight?
And if not, could someone just set us up with drinks?
ok, where's the vodka?
under the sink! Isn't that where most adults hide it?
What are we Hiding?
Who said I have anything to hide?
Why are we hiding it?
we aren't? i thought we were hiding it cause lady M was looking for it
Aren't we supposed to hide it? Isn't it like a law or something?
didn't you ever find the bottle under the sink when you were a kid?
Who didn't?
I didn't, or did I?
yeah,but was that vodka or mom's "medicine" i found?
Who likes Vodka anyway? Wouldn't you prefer Irish Mist?
Are you a girlie man?
must we start name calling?
why not?
I don't know, but didn't sound good?
Then what does sound good?
Well, is being a bully a good thing?
bulling is never good teasing done right is wonderful. Who's up for some street hockey?
(I might be even more dangerous this evening)
What are the rules?
Quote from: Lady Christina de Pond on November 03, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
we aren't? i thought we were hiding it cause lady M was looking for it
Now that I know you guys hid the bottle under the sink once I've had several drinks I'm coming after you. Are you wearing sneakers? (rof trying to get my bearings) ::)
Wait, shouldn't you be wearing roller blades for street hockey?
Who owns roller blades anymore?
Yeah, don't you mean "inline Roller Skates"? ::)
ok, who has them?
Can't you rent them at a roller rink?
Well wasn't that just special? I suppose I should just consider the source, right?
yep i'm special and yes i have blades(rollerblades) but we play street hockey in tennis shoes so whos up for a game?
What if u don't have shoes?
Can we wait to play street hockey after the drinks wear off?
How about boots, can we play in boots?
Some boots are sexy dontchya think?
You wanna see my boot collection?
How many boots DO you have??!?!
:o
Can we play street hockey in our bare feet?
Sure I would love to see the collection, and is it just me or are women in bare feet really sexy too?
Aren't women sexy in general?
Aren't women sexier in Private?
Isn't most anything sexier in private?
Wouldn't that all depend on whether you were talking about Private Benjamin or Private Gomer Pyle?!? :P
did anyone ever think Gomer pyle was hot?
Wouldn't it have been a SURPRISESURPRISESURPRISE if anyone did?
Wait were is this going?
Was is supposed to go somewhere?
Can you imagine where things could go?
i can imagine a lot but i didnt know this had a direction did you?
Isn't the fun part seeing what we pass on the way to nowhere?
Who says we're going nowhere?
wouldnt we have to start from somewhere?
...and, always go someplace?
Can't we start nowhere and go nowhere?
Is nowhere going to be a fun place?
Isn't the point in going nowhere to find out what its like when you get there?
Would you go nowhere with me?
Fast?
How fast would you like to go?
Would nowhere fast mean you were standing still?
Wouldn't we be able to travel as far as our imagination could take us?
oooooooo can we?
Can anyone stop us?
No, wait can they?
Can't we do anything we want?
Well, what exactly is it you want to do?
Do tell, anything in particular?
particular to what? knee high socks?
What are you talking about?
I don't know what are we talking about?
Does it matter?
Do you think it does?
What if I told you I wanted to dance for you?
then would you dance for me?
Who wouldn't I dance for?
I would love to see you dance, do you do the 7 veils?
Don't you?
Doesn't everyone?
Would you dance for me???
Can I dance too?
Why don't we have a dance party?
would you teach me to dance at this party?
What party?
Did you not hear about the party?
What do you know about the party?
I heard there will be dancing, do you like dancing?
What do you think?
Ah, but will there be drink??
The real question is will there be lots of drink?
Why not? What else does everyone want?
Sure you want to ask that? ;)
Yep I'm ordering sweet tea. anyone else want a sweet tea?
Will there be petit fours to go with the tea?
why would anyone want to put sweet tea through a small door?
What door?
How did our crazy dance party with the dance of the seven veils turn into a tea party??
Wait what tea party?
Who's got tea?
What happened to the dancing?
It's either drink the long island ice tea or dance. Which shall it be?
If we drink first, would you still dance with me?
We'll drink first, dance but don't ask me to walk a straight line. Now, where's the tea? ;D
the tea is in long island. where's the music?
Can we hire wine and alchemy for the music?
I don't mind does anyone else?
I don't mind, but can I have a drink first?
Can means to be able. Are you able to have a drink?
Do you think they would play?
hmmm they might should someone ask?
Of course they'd play. Anyone want to help raise the funds?
can we charge a cover charge?
what if we teach dancing classes for the $?
hmmmm even better idea but would anyone sign up?
I don't know would they?
I'd pay for dancing lessons. Do we dance with a partner?
Will we teach exotic dancing?
Alright, who squealed on me? >:(
Did I forget again to take those clips off YouTube? :-[
Is everyone going to have a peaceful, safe, and WONDERFUL Thanksgiving?!?!? ;D
Is anyone else going to be completely alone on thanksgiving? :'(
Is anyone else just excited about some good turkey and mashed potatoes??
Sounds good! Are you cooking?
What should i make cake or brownies?
Quote from: ArielCallista on November 25, 2009, 12:12:26 PM
Is anyone else going to be completely alone on thanksgiving? :'(
Sweetie. I'm sorry if you'll be alone on turkey day but I too will be alone. Well, not all alone, me and Tom (turkey) will be together, where's the potatoes? :o
who's making the candy yams?
What yams?
where's the gravy?
Is there any leftovers?
How was everyones turkey day?
I had two wonderful turkey days, Thursday and Friday. How was yours?
Mine was great...spent with family and friends,how could it be better?
By spending it on a beach in Hawaii?
Or with rum runners on the beach in St. Thomas? ;D
Is it too late to make the party in St. Thomas?
How come I didn't hear about the party?
Can we have a redo?
How far back do you want to go for the redo?
Can we just have another party?
where will this party be?
You name the place we'll be there. Can I bring a friend?
Can I make the food?
Will it include anything with Green Chiles?
can i bring the whiskey?
oh could you?
who's bringing the cookies?
Can't we each just bring our own sweetness... or sweets I mean?
Who said we couldn't?
Do you think there will be a lot of sweetness there?
with all us ladies how could it not be sweet?
Is anyone else a sucker for a sweet lady?
arn't we all suckers for a sweet lady?
Wait! How about some SWEET MEN?
Am I sweet? Are you going to lick me to see?
If you are I will?
Who is going to Lick who?
I don't know, but don't it sound like fun?
yes it does, shall the licking begin?
Where should I start?
depends which line do you want to be in?
Oh my, are we at John's Inn??? ;D
What's Johns Inn?
("adult" section of the forum), may I show you the way?
Is this going to hurt?
;) ;) Would you like it to?
Doesn't pain sometimes bring pleasure? ;)
Pain ohhhh no pain is bad for the most part. Isn't laughter much better?
Doesn't even love to laugh?
who doesn't love to laugh?
Doesn't everyone love to laugh?
Have you ever seen me frown?
Is not laughter the best medicine?
Shall we call you Dr Lady Joyce Ann?
Wait what , Dr. What's going on?
Why, hoping to play Dr too?
dr. who?
Who needs a doctor?
does Sir James need a doctor or does he want to be the doctor?
Am I the only one catching all these great references??
So it wasn't just me?
you mean your reading more?
Shouldn't we be reading more?
doesn't this game work better in person? :P
I need a doctor? Any volunteers?
Has the position been filled?
Do you know how hard it is to refrain from typing a wenchmouth?
What is a "wenchmouth"?
Have you read the Lexicon?
Where would I find it?
Am I helpful or what?
http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=277.0
Well are you just the best lil' darlin Wench?
Oh, you've heard the rumours? ;)
No, my own deductions.....wanna fill me in though?
Is not a wench entitled to an ambience of mystery?
mmm, yes, and dont you wear ir well?
hey who is wearing new winter scarf?
So are we going to start comparing our obvious wenchiness?
why compare aren't we all unique?
I know that I'm unique. Why would you want to copy someone?
Momma always told me make an impression......be different!!!
Sometimes you wonder, does it make sense to be different in this cruel and obnoxious world?
Is it a cruel and abnoxious world?
are we all in the same world?
In the same world but aren't some from another planet? Like space cadets?
Is it possible you just set a new light on an old problem?
Illegal aliens?
lmao....shouldn't they be?
So maybe they have green cards to match their luminous skin?
If not, should we make some?
wait what are we making?
were making something?
What would you like to be making?
would you like to help me get a jump start on baking Christmas cookies
I love baking cookies, when do we start?
I like eating christmas cookies, does that count?
Count for what?
Can we make rum balls and butterscotch meringues?
Do rum balls hurt much?
only if they are over cooked right?
do we have to cook them?
Are we talking about the same thing?
I don't know are we?
If you ate too many rum balls wouldn't you have a heck of a hangover?
How many did you eat?
How many rum balls does it take u to get smashed?
Do you think a dozen in one sitting is excessive?
Is that more than you usually eat?
how long are you suposed to have between settings and how long is each suposed to last?
I'm making some tonight...can I let you know of my findings then? :)
Can you make rum balls while intoxicated from eating too many rum balls?
wouldn't they come out a little funny
Could you sell "Funny Rum Balls" at faire?
If we bought the rum balls, wouldn't we think everything was funny?
if so, would there be a limit to how many we could buy?
why would we limit how many you ate?
Maybe 'cause they are about a gazillion calories each? :D
the edible equal of egg nog. hmmm can we have egg nog too?
What about Wassle?
do you mean waffles ?
wait there were rum balls now there's waffles, what is going on?
did someone say rum?
I thought the rum was gone?
Who needs rum when you have maple syrup?
Maple syrup? What are you thinking? ;)
Who's hungry for waffles? ::) :D
Did I forget about the waffles?
Did I ever mention I had a friend we called the Waffle-whiffler because she laughed funny?
Was it a cute funny?
why is it when i'm stuck at the computer all day no one replies but when i leave it everyone speaks?
Is this like the... "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there"...thing?
Will you wait in the forest with me to test that theory? Would that even work? :P
which forest and how long would that theory take?
If we are vewy vewy quiet can we hunt wabbits?
Can I sit out on the hunt?
Are you hunting for waffles or wabbits only?
can we hunt for both?
Maybe a wabbit with a waffle on it's head? :D
These are those belchin' waffles, are they?
Do you mean with whipped cream and strawberries on top?
Thems those, yes?
Yes....but don't you thing the wabbit would get p****d if we made it wear all that?
Wear a waffle? How about a pancake?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/TexasMac/rabbit_pancake.gif)
what if we put the whip cream on the rabbit? he wouldn't have to deal with it on the pancakes
Maybe Anna will wear the.....maybe that's a different conversation all together?
*:) ;)*
:o Is it possible you've confused me with a bunny from down the block.
...goodness!... ::)
Ooh, can I wear the bunny? And what I'm picturing is just the bunny and it not dead!
LOL Why would you want to wear a live bunny?
Have you ever held a bunny on naked skin?
Naked bunny or me?
;D Can't say as I have.....are we now talking about a wild hare? ;D
Is a hare and a bunny the same thing?
wouldn't the poor bunny be scared?
Scared of what? death by booby?
Would that be such a bad way to go?
Do I see a naked person bunny wearing conest in the future?
*that could be exciting...;)*
should we let James sleep on that fantasy a little longer or should we wake him up?
Where did my bunny go?
Are you going to burst my bubble already Lady Christina?
Is anyone else picturing fairies in bubbles now?
would you like me to let you sleep on that fantasy a little longer James?
Would you mind terribly? ;)
Anybody else getting woken up this morning by the alarm in the middle of one of those good dreams??
Dont you hate that?
isn't it irriating to wake up and know you dreamed of something or someone you can't remember?
would you remember me?
Isn't it worse to wake up and be dying for the dream to be true remembering each bit and curve and touch?
are you teasin us now?
teasing who? all i get to remember are eyes of someone i can't find
Isn't it worse to know exactly who it was, but also know this guy barely knows you?
Do dreams really mean anything?
Wouldn't you like to think they do?
don't they atleast mean you have brain activity?
Was there any doubt?
Doubt about what?
don't you know?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
I don't know aunt Minnie do you?
Well, she's my aunt, isn't she?
Who really wants to dream about Aunt Minnie?
Would that not be Uncle Mickey?
Jack's kin to a mouse?
Is the mouse bringing "baggage"?
anyone know where i can get another job? I hate this place
What place?
Can I get on the new job boat too?
Who wants to dream of Lady Elizabeth with a new job?
Wow, what kind of "Job" would I be doing that would appear in dreams??
can i dream of my dream job?
Will you do it on break?
why wait until then?
Nurse Elizabeth what is that sheep doing here?
sheep? where?
Is that a sheep or are you just glad to see me?
would you believe me if i said i had a headache?
Why not just take some aspirin?
do you always have all the answers?
Have I ever let you down before?
isn't there always a first time?
Are first times always memorable?
doesn't that depend on what the first is?
Who's on first?
whats the name of the guy on first?
That's what I'm askin you....Who's on first?
Mayhap thou art asking "who be that in the primary position"?
Was Abbott and Costello from the Renaissance period?
could Bullwinkle fly?
In sooth would'st not be more true that Squirrel could fly?
Can squirrels really fly?
have you ever seen one fly?
Can reindeer fly?
Don't they have to be sprinkled with magic Santa dust or something first?
or was it the magic corn from the winter warlock?
Why would I do that?
I like to fly dont you?
why would you do what merlin?
Wouldn't it be great to be able to fly?
do you know how often i dream of flying?
What's it like to dream?
Is it good dreams?
why would it be bad to dream?
how did we get back to dreams?
Aren't dreams wonderful?
why would one ever dream?
is it hard to dream if we don't sleep?
who wants to not sleep?
Are you having trouble sleeping?
*welcome back Betty*
Was I the only one catching up on ren fest forums instead of sleeping last night?
Do wizards need sleep?
hmmmm ... does that mean you stay up all night long?
does it mean you sleep very little?
why would i have issues sleeping?
( i'm like a bug cuddle deep in a rug)
To sleep and to dream. Do they always go together?
Does sleep and dreams need to go together?
Do we get to mix in some rum too?
Rum? Who's got rum?
what rum?
Will scotch do?
did you take my scotch tape?
Who told you that?
Did a little birdie whisper in your ear?
Isn't it birds that sing and horses that whisper?
Does that make me a horse or a birdie?
Are we brave enough to ask if it is only whispering that would make you a horse?
what are you looking at?
WOW, aren't you the bold one? LOL ;)
who's being bold?
Can we all be bold?
Why not be bold?
I prefer to be Italic - get it?
can you be Italic if your scotish?
Wouldn't that make you Italian?
or would you be slanted?
Who told you I was slanted?
Or are you just a scottish character that slaints to the right?
or are you Italian that tilts left?
How do you know which way you tilt?
what way would you have me tilt your majesty?
hmmm can we invent a sport called tilting men?
Is that like cow tipping?
What would the rules be?
Can we just make up the rules as we tilt along?
do we really need rules?
How much would you tip a cow anyways? Two bucks?
How much is 15% of the value of 2 quarts of milk?
wouldn't it depend on the service or in this case the beef?
where's the beef?
Is it time for a kilt check?
will you wait till I don a kilt?
will it take you long to figure out the front from of the kilt?
Is anyone else tired of waiting???
;D Could it be James has suddenly become shy?
Ave ye found yer kilt yet?
does me kilt have tae be blackwatch?
ladies does it matter the tartan of the kilt?
Kilts have tartans? ;)
(guess I am always too busy checking kilts to notice the tartan) :o ;D
I thought we only checked what was UNDER the kilt??
and how many blue ribbons have you found?
who said i have ever kilt checked anyone?
Isn't it best to sometimes just image them all with blue ribbons and not bother looking?
Aye one would think so, wouldn't you say?
What is the standard to award a blue ribbon?
Would not the ladies know?
I've heard there are 3 ways to do a kilt check, is this true?
does anyone know of all the ways to check a kilt?
should I be gettin a kilt then?
why wouldn't you?
anyone have a spare kilt?
do i look like i wear a kilt?
Why don't you have a kilt yet?
Because you didn't buy me one?
Shouldn't be all be self sufficient by now?
true, but what are you doing Feb 13?
I'm going to a girlfriends 30th bday, how about you?
I might be shopping who wants to go with me?
Would it be to much if the cat brought a rose? (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/aBlueKnight/02/sly2.gif) LOL
did you know a rose is a rose?
...and, a horse is a horse, of course, right?
If a rose is a rose, a horse is a horse, then why do I not feel like me?
Did your hand go numb?
Which is better, a homemade kilt or a bought one?
it depends - you should get a bought one? like a Utilikilt?
Would you make me one if I told you it was better?
depends would you teach me how to run the sewing machine?
you ever try using an original Singer sewing machine, the one with the peddle you had to push with your foot several times?
Are hand-made kilts put together on a sewing machine?
didn't you know if they're hand made you sew them by hand?
Doesn't it depend on a persons definition of handmade?
doesn't hand made = not store purchased
Don't you have to purchase the materials before you can make it by hand?
Why not borrow them?
it wouldn't be right, i mean how would you feel, making a kilt, with borrow materials?
To be truly hand-made, do you have to raise the sheep yourself?
baaaaa baaaa
i'd say, yeah, raise the sheep, then make the kilt?
but wouldn't that make it a sheep made kilt?
nah, it'd be a woolen kilt?
Does this mean you will be making me a kilt my dear?
For it to be truly home made, doesn't it have to be made in the home of the wearer?
should the wearer be home?
Is the key left under the mat?
Maybe I should just leave the door unlocked?
are you sure it's safe to do that?
the key is under the mat, if i can find where home is at?
I was watching an NBC program last night about car and house thefts; so, should you be leaving things unlocked?
Could I just knock?
Isn't it too COLD for spiders in MN in January?
are they not suposed to be sleeping?
Why would a spider do that?
Spider-Man might be able to do it, so why not a spider?
How can anyone even compare Spiderman with a spider?
Wasn't Spiderman bitten by a spider? Would you like to knock, or just walk on in?
which would you prefer?
I'd prefer you two sword fight?
Ooh, who's sword fighting?
who wants to ;D?
What happened to the post about spiders running rampant?
Do spiders run rampant? I thought politicians ran that?
do you really expect an answer to that?
Can we go back to asking about kilts now?
Are you going to answer me on the location of my kilt?
your kilt might be in Scotland, why don't you go check?
Are you trying to say that we should take this flirting to the singles thread?
wait, theres a singles thread? lol
might be, go look for us, won't you?
will you be a kind sir and check on that for us?
look for who? when did become hide and go seek? ;D
Are you hiding something under your kilt?
are you offering to go seek? :o
how can he be hiding if he doesn't have a kilt?
not hidden well is it?
Until we meet in the parking lot, isn't this all just make believe?
Are you saying what I am hiding isn't real? ???
are you pretending to be hiding something real?
Oh my, is that me blushing??? :-[
Dont you think that would make me look silly?
Dont you look good in red?
did you ever see that movie Red Dragon?
not yet, is it good?
is what good?
sauteed red dragon is it good?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
i dunno, maybe she is?
I love aunt Minnie, aren't her pies just the best??
I really like the lemon ones dont you?
Aunt Minnie has pies?
you had one of her pies?
NO, may I try one?
Does she make Shoo fly pie?
have you ever seen a shoe fly?
Shoes? I thought it was pigs flying?
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids, aren't they?
I like tricks, does that make me a kid?
no, i think it makes you a silly rabbit, right?
Dost thou mean Trix or Tricks? ::)
both?
Why not?
no reason i can think of, how about you?
Should we confer with the Cardinal?
Does Cardinal John like tricks?
Does he like Trix?
Would Trixie be a good courtesan name?
sure, why not?
Would it be her name or occupation?
Could it be both?
Doesn't it sound like a bit of a low class hooker name vs a high class courtesan name?
It could be, dont you think?
I'm new, am I allowed to think?
maybe, can you think for yourself?
Would you agree with that?
Oh dear, has the government already installed the "can't think for themselves" software in all of our brains already??
Well I for one am protesting that sort of software. Shall we all gather at the river?
Which river are we meeting at?
Would it be the one full of kool-aid?
What about the RUM river? ;D
could we mix them together?
Rum and Kool-aid river that would work would it not?
Have you ever tried vodka and kool-aid? Its great if you freeze it. Slushies anyone?
Lady Raven, I do like how you think, how good is it?
would you get off her brain wave?
:P
Are you saying I'm riding her wave?
Is it the wave you want to ride?
Are you giving me choices?
why would there be choices?
Can you imagine a world without choices? And when did it become my wave?
Isn't a rose, by any other name (including a wave), still a rose? ;)
would a rose by any other name still smell as sweet?
Wouldn't the depend on the "rose" in question?
or would it depend on the smeller?
Could it depend on both?
why not?
Have you ever smelled a stinky rose?
Is there such a thing as a stinky rose?
Do we know anyone with a rose garden who could answer this for us?
If we do, we would find you there, would we not? ;)
That depends, are they making vodka/kool aid slushies?
rum/kool aid slushies, I have a rose garden, dont you?
Are we making requests?
we are making requests if your bringing the rum. Well?
When do we plan on starting this slushie party?
Ooh, can we have raspberry and grape slushies?
hmmm are you really having a slushie party?
who is bringing the rasberries?
We are in the midst of planning it, would you like to help?
Quote from: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 12:33:39 PM
who is bringing the rasberries?
That Depends, who's belly is getting assaulted by the rasberries
why not James?
I have my blender, do you have yours?
I have rum do you?
I do, would you like some?
Can I have rum?!?
would you dance for some?
What type of dance would you like? :-*
Hmm, what type are you offering? :-*
can you do the watusi?
can you teach the watusi?
Where did the Watusi originate?
What exactly is the Watusi? Has anyone ever seen this done?
Can your eyes burn from watching the Watusi?
The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda.
Does that answer the question? LMAO!
Well aren't you truly well informed??
but how is it done?
the question is do you know how to dance it
I did the watusi in the 1960s; although, I was a small boy at the time, yes?
Well maybe if someone teaches us, we could get the Watusi to have a come back?
A comeback of sorts I suppose. Now, would anyone that knows this dance please raise their hands?
Would someone teach me?
how hard are you to teach?
What is the "Watusi"?
Are you saying you cant teach me if its hard? :o
For Lady M:
The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda.
Teaching isnt hard is it?
would that depend on how good the teacher is or how quick the student is?
could it just depend on how much rum and tequella they have drank?
I'm getting thirsty.Do we have to keep bringing up rum?
Are you a big rum drinker?
Well then what do you want to ask about?
I want to ask how YOU doin'?
I am doing well lad, thanks for asking. Has been a hard 6 months but things are turning around. Now, where did I leave that bottle of Rum?
you left it in the cabinet, me thinks?
Which cabinet?
is it in your cabinet?
uhhh the right one?
no, I think the left one?
Will it be in the lower cabinet or the upper cabinet?
perhaps the lower one?
was it the green one?
How many cabinets do you have?
I have 10, or is it 12?
don't you know?
(James nice update)
Should I go count them?
Can't you guestimate?
I like things to be accurate, don't you?
Is that important?
If it is to you. Would you not care for it better?
If it is important to you, then shouldn't it be important to me?
Would it bother anyone if it wasn't?
would it bother you?
Why let idiots bother you? Doesn't that make you an idiot too?
Who wants bbq?
Can I have chicken?
:D Can I have some chicken legs? ???
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
Aren't mirrors over rated anyway?
Are my mirrors rated?
Do helicopters eat their young?
yeah they do. you never saw a helicopter eat its young before?
Have you ever seen a young helicopter?
yeah, have you?
whos ready for spring?
Why? Is it cold where you are?
Does it get cold at your faire?
Who loves faire?
Who doesn't love faire?
Do you love a cold faire?
Is it fun to be cold?
Should we ask Margaret Thatcher?
You would think the Iron Maiden would know, would you not?
Maybe Ozzy Osbourn?
BTW, what is Ozzy's real first name?
Quote from: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
BTW, what is Ozzy's real first name?
Would it be John Michael?
are you sure?
Have I met Ozzy before?
do you have more information?
did you know Iron Maiden is one of my favorite bands?
Do you have all their albums?
Which is your favorite album?
Do they still make albums?
What's an album?
Does it have pictures in it?
ooooh ... what kind of pictures?
Pictures of egg whites, maybe?
Why not the yokes?
Why not scramble them together and we do not have to choose?
Are you suggesting we make an omelet?
Why egg whites - isn't the plural of album, albumen?
Can I get my omelet with ham, cheese and peppers?
That depends, are you going to supply the ham, cheese and peppers?
Who's cooking?
Does she look like a ham, cheese and pepper supplier to you?
I'll cook. What time does everyone want dinner?
How about 6:00?
6:00 works for me, do I need to bring anything with me?
Can you bring some friends?
Will there also be bisquits and hash browns?
Why not have sandwiches instead?
who likes rye bread?
Can we have egg salad sandwiches? How many people should we invite?
about 500?
Does everyone agree, the more the merrier?
Can we have fondu too?
Since we have moved to the topic of food, what are we going to have to wash it down with?
Since Lady Betty has taken all mine, can we have lots of rum?
how did I know this would be brought back to rum?
I do apologise, but didn't you mention something about washing it down?
would milk help wash it down?
Ooo can I have cookies with my milk?
if i give you some of my oreos can i have a drink of your milk?
you won't drink it all will you?
What kind of Milk?
anyone want Chocolate milk?
Can I have some?
some what?!?!?!?
should we tell him?
Maybe he will figure it out on his own?
Do you think I need help?
do you need help?
Why would he need help?
who needs help?
Did you read below?
There is nothing below, did you mean above? LOL ;D
LOL doesn't end in a question, now does it?
for me it is below! Do I really do eveything different then everyone else? =)
Maybe? Could it be your mothers fault?
Have you met my mother?
Do you really want me to meet your mother?
Should we all meet your mother? What would she tell us about you?
I'm hungry, does your mother cook?
Does she make good grilled cheese sandwiches?
What kind of cheese do you like?
My Favorite is pepperjack, Would you like to try my mothers mean pepper jack grilled cheese sandwich??
on wheat or rye?
How could Wheat be compared with Rye?
Who likes rye bread?
I dont like rye bread, but should I have tried it first before passing judgment?
Naw, I dont like it either, can we get white?
Is white an option?
Is that PC?
Do we HAVE to be PC?
Isn't that the climate?
Are we not ourselves, and able to call white bread, well, white bread?
I'll eat rye bread as long as someone else makes the sandwich, yes?
I'll glady make the sandwhich, What else would you like on it?
can i have the sandwhich without the bread?(i've tried rye i don't like it)
How about a healthy wheat or white wrap?
grilled cheese wrap! Can I have mine on wheat please?
If I am grilling them does it not make it more of a quesadilla?
You might call it that, perhaps?
isn't it the shape of the end product that would define whether its a grilled cheese wrap or a quesadilla?
May I have two?
* speaking of shape, Hi Ariel....:) *
Can you eat that much?
One is not enough for you Sir James?
is one enough to start with?
Can we have something to wash it down with?
Too late as I have had my sandwich for lunch today; is that okay?
One could be enough, are they large sandwiches?
I thought some one was bringing the rum?
I believe to qote you before..."are we back to rum again"?
alright how did we get back to Rum?
Come on people, on these forums do we ever leave the topic of rum??
To agree with Lady E, is it ever a bad time to discuss Rum?
When the rum discussion is over can we talk of scotch?
If not scotch, maybe Irish Creme?
Kailua?
is that as good in coffee?
What kind of coffee?
How about some Earl Grey Tea?
Decaf is out right?
should it be?
Is that the way auhh auhhh you like it?
Is decaf really coffee?
how would i Know do i look like i drink coffee?
do you?
should she?
Can we go back to the rum?
Spiced or coconut?
Can't we have both?
would someone move the radio?
Wait, we have a radio?
What's that?
what's that scary looking guy with an axe behind you Pat?
I don't know, could you tell me?
Maybe, he has an axe to grind with you?
Do you think he wants to axe you a question? ::)
Does the axe make him older?
I don't know, why don't you axe him?
Does he look as if he is in the mood for answering questions?
Isn't an axe also a sax?
Can you play a song on an axe?
I've heard of people playing a saw, but an axe?
Do you think one could learn to play an axe?
Do you think the lyrics would be a little to chopped up to read?
Is the axe a Fender or Gibson?
An "axe" guitar can be any type as long as it may be used as an axe on stage correct?
i love axe guitars, did you know that?
I was unaware, do you play?
Do you play with a band, or do you play with yourself?
Doesn't Everyone play with themselves in some way?
Isn't playing with yourself fun?
Dont you find group play fun?
Are you getting dirty?
Don't all rennies live in the gutter?
I know I love living in the gutter, so ladies, hit me up won't you?
Arent we all what we do?
What do I do?
I dunno do you?
Are we neighbors?
Lord Eustace are you sure you want us to hit you? (some of us swing pretty hard)
No hitting here, but how yaz be with petting there my lady?
don't blame me did he not say hit him?
Did he say as hard as you can?
did he really say how hard or not to hit him?
Can I get in on this game, ... oh yeah, I already am aren't I?
Did he get hit or not?
Hit with what?
I believe he was "hit on" ... does that count?
How are we scoring it?
do we need to keep score?
who scored?
Is this a game?
game of what?
Haven't you been reading?
Who reads? What is this...1865?
you mean it isnt 1533?
Do you read?
don't you?
Why not wait for the DVD?
They put it on a dvd?
Can I get it on blu ray?
Is BluRay better?
Have you ever tired it?
I've tried lots of things,haven't you?
What are we talking about?
What have you tried?
Have you tried what I am doing now?
Can I go to bed now?
Do you want to?
Do I have to work tomorrow?
Can you play hookie?
Do I even have work tomorrow?
you could call in sick and have a free day, yanno?
Are the days really free?
may I have a diet coke please?
sure why not?
Isn't diet coke just as unhealthy as regular?
Are any of us really free?
freedom can be taken away, didn't you know that?
Did my forefather, William Wallace, fight for freedom?
Freedom is never free, is it?
Doesn't it always come with a high price?
Didn't we learn from Janis, that Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose?
Are you a big JJ fan?
Janis Joplin, :) yes, but isn't there another JJ that used to day DYNOMITE!
doesn't free mean no longer captive against ones will?
Aren't we free if we believe we are in our minds?
Then would that also mean that I am Garth, Lord of the Universe?
LOL. Are you?
Wow, was that taken to the limits or what?
Isn't life best when it is taken to the limit?
i prefer a life of laid-back, and easy going, you know?
Wasn't it Mr Don Henley who said it best? (Take it, to the limit, One more tiiiimmmmeee....)
You do realize that if you arent living on the edge that your taking up to much room, dont yaz?
When you sit on the edge aren't you likely to cut off circulation to your legs?
i thought when you're sitting on the edge, somebody could easily shove you off, and you'd fall to your doom?
Hurry to meet death, before your place is taken, dont yaz know? LMAO!
Is it alright if somebody does take my place?
Is it worth while to take your place?
who wants to stand on the cliff when you can spread your wings and fly?
Do I look like somebody who would stand on a cliff unless I could fly?
I don't know would you?
Would I what?
what would you do?
Have you done it before?
Weren't you watching?
Did I miss something?
were you not paying attention?
How much does attention cost?
Do you have change?
can change be good?
good news is certainly a change from all the crap i've been seeing and hearing on the news everyday.
Aren't you responding on the wrong thread?
is this the questionarie thread?
That depends, do you have a question about rum?
(sorry couln't resist getting back to the rum :P topic )
is there still questions about rum?
Yes there is, why is the rum gone?
Is there not always questions about rum?
Who has it?
What type is it?
How much is left?
Can I have some?
Do you all think Teach would have the answers to these question?
Does Teach teach about rum?
Why can't we ask him?
Why should you ask him?
Doesn't he have the answers we all are looking for?
Maybe, but does he have the rum?
Probably, but who's brave enough to ask him about it?
Why not make a citizen's arrest and confiscate the rum?
Do you want to be the citizen?
Do we really need tae arrest him?
Who are we wanting to arrest?
A rum runner I believe?
Isn't dangerous to run with rum?
Why would you need to run if you had the rum?
Could you run if you had enough rum?
How much is enough?
Is there ever enough rum?
Can you stand after enough rum?
Have you ever seen some one who has had enough rum?
Hum, well dont you think it is hard to tell when they are asleep?
If you have rum when you fall asleep, will there still be rum when you awaken?
If they are asleep does that not mean they have had enough?
Could they just be tired?
What could make one so tired as to fall asleep with rum waiting to be drank?
Tequella?
you drank to much tequella b/4 the rum?
Aren't you supposed too?
What if I mix the tequila and rum?
Would you not get ill?
Are we concerned about illness?
are you?
Is it liquor before beer or beer before liquor?
In regard to what?
Can you say "Liquor gets you sicker quicker" 3x fast?
Who mixes beer and liquor?
Have you heard of mixing ginger beer with vodka?
Have you never had a shot and a beer?
Anyone for stout and a glass of scotch?
Do you have some to share?
Do you have a head count?
Will someone put my name in the hat?
Did somebody say, "boilermaker"?
Can I have an Irish Car Bomb please?
I've never heard of that, whats in it?
How do people come up with these drink names?
Current events and an active imagination?
So that's where those names come from?
Is that the same formula parents use to come up with names for their children?
I wonder if my parents were really that creative?
I wonder, were mine really just drunk?
Who's drunk?
would that explain some things?
I just want to know ... what was I drinking?
is it safe to assume rum?
Rum?
Who has rum?
Shall I check if I still have some?
i'll take a swig if you don't mind?
are we drinking on here now?
No!........ do you want one?
want one what?
Where's the moderator??
didn't you know a moderator is an instigator?
What are we instigating?
Does this have anything to do with wanting one?
Where, Who?
Can we only have one?
Do you want more?
depends on what we're talking about doesn't it?
What were we talking about?
Were we talking about rum or scotch?
Thank you, who's pouring?
Is anybody passing out the drinking vessels?
Wasn't we suppose to bring our own?
Here's my mug - Will you fill 'er up please?
May I borrow your mug too?
only if you'll help me build a castle?
In whch style are we building it?
What do we do first - drink or build the castle?
shall we drink first, then build, then drink some more?
Can we drink and think of building a castle?
do you suppose we will not do that anyways once we start drinking?
It makes you wonder, how did the castles get built at all?
Do you think it was by people who didn't drink?
*Why would drinking rum slow down construction?*
Why would you want to do anything else while drinking rum?
I'm much more creative when I've been drinking ... aren't you?
I dunno about creative, but I seem to be - I dunno - happier?
can i go home now?
To whose home are you going?
didn't you build a castle?
I don't think it has been built yet ... have you been drinking again?
Maybe the question is has he ever stopped drinking?
he is a drunkard, didn't ya know?
Have he and I been formerly married?
OK, is the guy with the castle single or what??
don't you know? i thought you knew
what castle?
i give up what Castle?
were we discussing castles?
i'm the guy with the castle, and yeah i'm single, didn't you know?
It's a CASTLE ... and there is RUM ... should we care if he's single?
He has rum, why would it matter if he is single?
Would the amount of rum be the deciding factor?
Is it ok to drink his rum if you don't sleep in his castle?
If you drink too much of his rum wouldn't you pass out in his castle?
Can the Lord of the Castle be single then?
why on earth would he not be single?
Well, why would a single man need such a large castle?
Cant single men have large homes to entertain in?
Is it a scientific fact that empty spaces tend to fill?
would that include my empty rum mug?
Yes, empty things fill with with air at least, unless it's outerspace.
May I fill yer cup m'Lord?
What you pouring lass?
how about some wine for me?
Would rum or wine be ok?
Can I have mead instead?
What kind of mead do you prefer?
If it's mead, could it NOT be preferred?? :D
what kind of mead do you have?
OOOOHHHHH DO you have Blueberry Meade?
who makes blueberry meade?
yeah who does make blueberry meade?
The muffin man?
Who has the recipe for Blueberry Meade?
i dunno but if you'd like some, won't you come over?
where are we going ?
how about a renaissance fair?
Do a lot of Ren Faires sell mead?
CRF in NC does, doesn't yours?
did you know i wanna make and sell my own mead?
Is it hard to make?
Can I test it?
what test?
We're having a test?
Will be graded against a curve?
can I be against a curve?
I can slide around the curve cant I?
Doesn't that seem a little dangerous?
Is it wrong to be dangerous?
What's life without a little danger?
I agree, wouldn't life be boring with it?
Don't you know I am intrigued by danger? :)
does anyone else find danger sexy?
i like a little danger, i.e. sword fighting and what not, don't you?
Isn't danger dangerous?
What. . . are you afraid?
Is it fearful to be cautious?
Whats your definition of cautious?
or is it what your being cautious of?
Can you be too cautious?
What did you do wrong to make you be cautious?
Does one have to be bad to be cautious? ;)
*I'll never tell*
Isn't it a part of being cautious wearing safety equipment to avoid injury - isn't this being cautious, but not fearful?
What are you wearing to ask THAT?
Why do you ask?
Just curious?
Is it your business that I'm wearing a suit and tie? :)
Why would you put your own neck in a noose?
Wouldn't armour be more safe than a suit and tie?
Well what do u think?
do you look good in a tie?
depends, am I wearing anything else?
You wear depends?
(Sorry couldnt help myself.)
Is he a pants diaper or a dance piper?
may I choose the latter of the two?
Am I stopping you?
What exactly is required of a dance piper?
I would think you'd be required to dance and play the pipe (flute), wouldn't you?
Are we dancing now?
Is it the watusi?
Can you show me how to dance the Watusi?
What's the Watusi?
have you not been paying attention?
The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda. Didnt you know?
Didn't Batman do the Batusi?
What's a Batusi?
It's it a Bat u see?
Where's the bat?
Who's on first?
What's on third?
who's on second
I thought Who was on first and What was on second?
I don't know but who's on third?
NO, no, Who's supposed to be on First not Third?!
Will this ever end?
*Isn't a better question, where's the fifth (of rum of course)?*
Wouldn't it be at home?
would it be at your house?
does that make you happy?
What, having a fifth or this ever ending?
Why would it ever end?
It's not dead yet?
No, who wants to see how long it will go?
why stop now?
Isn't it because Why has the Fifth of Gin?
Who has what?
Really? I thought Who had why and why had the fifth?
Who has the fifth?
How did who get it?
Maybe who stole it from why?
Why?
Wouldn't you have to ask why?
Who else would have asked why?
Whoelse has joined the party?
How many were you expecting?
Will there be housewares for sale?
Are you looking to fix something?
What broke?
something broke???
Who broke what?
you broke my sword, i think?
Don't you know who broke it?
Now that we've established that it's broken, can it be fixed?
Who knows how to fix it?
knowing it's broke is one thing, but how broke is it?
This sounds like a committee on how to fix things, doesn't it?
do you need something fixed?
Did you ask the committee?
Who's the chairperson of the Committee to Fix Things?
Would he be the carpenter of the committee?
Do we really need a committee?
As committees grow like fungus, isn't that an irrelevant question?
Why would we need a committee for anything?
Are we not strong enough to make decisions on our own?
Who is to say we are?
Can who, whoever, why, and what join our committee?
..or will we need a committee to decide how to form our committee?
I dont know?
(This is beginning to sound like Washington DC)
are we going in circles?
When you use the word 'we', doesn't that make a committee already?
Why worry about a committee and just fix his sword?
Is there board approval for an out-of-committee sword repair?
what kind of sword is it?
Isn't there only a scabbard?
The scabbard's another committee altogether, don't ya know?
yeah, whats up with that?
Is his sword still trying to be fixed?
A requisition form will need to be filled out and filed with the proper clerk, isn't that what the SMOP (standard method of procedure) says?
Where would I go or see to get the proper paperwork to get the ball rolling?
You'll need to fill out a repair requisition form request form, which is located on the website, yes?
No no no no no, this thread CANNOT turn into another work thing... can it?
where did the sword go?
I don't know, does he still have it?
does he have what
what does he have and is it curable?
If there is a cure, will it be a pill or a shot?
which one do you think he would prefer?
Would he get to choose?
wouldn't that depend on the doctor?
What kind of Doctor is he?
how would i know?
Whatever he has, bleeding can cure almost anything; where are my leeches?
Do you think the leaches will be enough, or should we just bleed him?
No need to dull a blade edge when leeches will do the trick soon enough, right?
Anyone know where my hot jars and leeches are?
What are hot jars for?
Do I need hot jars?
What are the jars for?
Could we put things in them?
Do the jars have tops?
What kind of tops should they wear?
shouldn't jars have twist tops
Are they of many colors?
hot jars come in colors?
did you know my mother's name is Joyce Ann, but we all call her Joy?
Does Joy have hot jars?
are you asking if she has any stolen jars?
Is that what hot jars are?
can bottles be substituted?
how can a bottle be a jar?
why can't it be a can?
If a bottle and a can were crossed would you get a jar?
If a bottle or a can were ajar, wouldn't their contents spill out?
Who spilled out my leeches?
Is that what that was?
Now that the jar is empty, can it be used for something else?
It could be used as a trash recepticle dont you think?
Could it be more useful then that?
what if it came with a warning?
Is it nucular waste?
Could it be Bio waste?
how did we get on waste?
How do we get any where?
Don't we usually take our cars? Unless of course you have a helicopter??
Cant we just take the train?
can we take a bus?
Do you have a bus stop near you?
should we drive to the bus stop?
If we can drive, why take the bus?
Aren't we concerned about preserving fossil fuels?
Your car runs on fossils?
no I am not worried about saving fossil fuels. Why would I even consider such?
do you think the fossil's will want it back?
Aren't fossils dead?
fossils are dead?
Where do you want to go today?
Are you driving?
If I stay sober I could drive, would you like for me too?
why not
Why not stay sober or drive?
Why don't we just stay in and everyone share a toast?
Sounds good, dont you think?
What are we toasting to and who brought the rum?
why do you keep asking me about the rum?
Do you have the rum?
Is the rum in a bucket?
why would i have the rum?
Are you gonna share this time?
What makes you think she has it?
Doesn't her bucket have a hole in it?
Don't you mean her head?
JK
Don't waste the rum would someone plug her ears?
What should I use to plug them?
Aren't earplugs the usual thing?
Can't you use something else?
How about a carrot?
Why not put a cork in it?
Can a cork do the job?
How about some cotton
Did someone say rum?
Why are you bringing that up again?
If you have too much rum, you're likely to bring it up again, aren't you?
Isn't that stuff better than carrots?
Hm, that's a good question, Rum or Carrots?
It's a better choice than guns or butter, isn't it?
Rum is a bucket?
It could be a crutch couldn't it?
What about a pain reliever?
Could rum be used as a companion too?
Why? Do you need a companion?
Does not everyone need companionship at some point?
Aye, I believe they do. Now where might one find such a companion?
If its rum ye seek, would you not try the Carribean?
Isn't there a liquor store closer than the Carribean?
Isn't there one just outside the gate?
A liquor store or a Carribbean island?
Couldn't the liquor store be on the island?
Rum, need rum on the island?
Won't we need a boat?
Should we get a ship?
Do we need oars?
Do we need oarsmen?
What about oarswomen?
Hummm, you think we could swing that?
Should we try?
Are you trying to swing a woman?
Why not give a woman a swing?
Why would she want a swing?
dont women like swinging?
Do you mean Swing Dancing?
Do you swing dance?
Were'nt wie swing dancing last evening?
Where did you go yesterday?
Yeah, where did I go yesterday?
Of course I swing dance, doesn't everyone?
Did you know I actually took ballroom dance lessons?
Was it fun?
Doesn't everyone love dancing?
Do you know anyone that doesn't?
Can you break dance?
Do you mean breaking things whilst dancing?
Wouldn't that hurt?
Is that like wishing someone "break a leg" prior to a performance?
Could it just be to break something less significant?
Why do you always insist on breaking things that aren't yours?
Because it is more fun???
Wh is that considered fun?
The things that were broken, how much do they cost?
Is cost going to be an issue?
Were you going to provide restitution?
Who's paying what to who?
bribes? Who is bribing who?
Does all of this seem questionable to anyone else?
What are they using to bribe with?
I may, want to get in on this.
Will rum work?
What doesn't rum work for?
(aches, pains, , your love life, cleaning up dried on spaghetti sauce)
Rum works on dried up spaghetti sauce?
I had spaghetti for dinner tonight, will someone pass the rum?
glass or tin can?
Which one has more rum inside?
can you check that out?
Why don't you pick them up and see which one is heavier?
Why don't you hand them over so I can?
why do you presume that i have them?
Damn it where are they?
Where's who?
Don't you know what we are talking about?
Wasn't we talking about rum?
or was it cookies?
Do cookies go well with rum?
Can't you make cake with rum?
can you party with rum?
Can you party without rum?
Would it be a party without rum?
(unless you have a bottle of Mescal) ;D
Can we still party now that Mardi Gras is over?
where did the king cake come from at work i'm no where near new orleans?
Why not?
Can we get a King Cake filled with rum?
why should we?
Wouldn't you like to get the best of both worlds?
Doesn't everyone want the best of both worlds, no matter what those worlds are?
Isn't that the only way to be?
What other way is there?
does the dark side have better cookies?
Maybe we could have the best of both world cookies with white and dark chocolate?
which chocolate should i start with?
Do you like milk chocolate?
are you sharing?
Who wouldn't share chocolate?
Will it melt if I leave it in my car?
will it melt in winter?
You have a car?
why would i want a car when i have a truck?
You have a truck made of chocolate?
You don't go very far in it , do ya?
Did you know a man once built a palace out of chocolate in the desert?
did he build it at night?
did he use dark chocolate?
Did you read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
No, how was it?
I don't know, I was asking if you'd read it, wasn't I?
I just got in, what did I miss?
We're talking about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, have you read it?
"It" by Stephen King?
willy wonka yes it yeah i wont watch it why would i read it?
If you won't watch is how else would you know what "it" was about?
would you believe my favorite actor played in IT?
Would that be Richard Thomas? ;)
what wouldnt Richard do?
Well, did he ever float with Pennywise the Clown?
Jiminy, I'm hungry - Anybody got a Hershey bar?
Will a snickers do?
Are you still trying to pass out candy left over from Halloween?
How can you tell if these Twix bars are left over from Halloween?
Are these Twix bars SUPPOSED to have a white coating over the chocolate?
Are they even really Twix bars?
Are Twix Bars even?
Who cares? Its food.
Are Twix Bars adequate nutrition?
What counts as "adequate?"
Who's doing the counting?
Is anyone an accountant
What are we counting?
are we counting jelly beans?
There's MORE candy?
Ooh candy, who doesn't love some candy?
We gots candy? What kind? When? Where?
Should we eat candy so close to bedtime?
Is it chocolate candy? Is it a Tootsie-Pop?
Who wants it to be Tootsie-pops?
Does anyone know how many licks it takes to get to the center of one of those?
Can you do it with out biting it?
can you?
I know I can't but is there any body who can?
It takes 3 licks. One, two, three, bite, your there. Isnt that the way it is supposed to work?
i can but do you know how many licks it takes?
(i lost count it's not like you can restart these things)
But, is it based on the first sign of the Tootie Roll center, or is it based on when all the hard candy is gone?
I think that's what we are trying to find out, can you tell us?
would it not be when all the hard candy is gone?
What if you bit it first?
Anybody else falling asleep at their desk and wishing they had some candy to wake them up?
Then no licks at all, right? Although, technically, you'd have to be completely tongueless in order for there not to ber any sort of lick, right?
Why is Lady Elizabeth falling asleep?
Too much sewing, not enough sleep, why else?
Are you sewing pillowcases, and anticipating visions of sugarplums dancing in your head?
Could that be sugarplum loki?
did you hide loki in the milk?
Why does loki give me a stomach ache?
Could it be ............. you drink too much of the stuff?
No, but could it be all that sugar mixed with alcohol?
might it be the alcohol?
What makes you say that?
You know we don't drink at Faire.
Who doesn't dream about sugarplum loki?
Would it be inappropriate for me to say that I don't, LadyElizabeth?
why should i dream about loki?
Why wouldn't you?
aren't there some yummy things to dream about other than loki?
What?
Don't you have an imagination?
What the hell is Loki? Sounds like lady DeLaneys man? but that isn't right.
Ian
Have you heard of Wikipedia.org?
Who hasn't?
But, is it accurate?
Can't you change it if it isn't?
What needs to change?
who do you want to change?
It's someone that needs to change?
((clap))((clap)) Can we focus here?
On what?
or who?
or why?
Is this Bedlam or a reasonable facsimile of my office?!
Are you guys trying to avoid the question here? Does no one really know what loki is?
Do you?
Do I what?
Is Loki the god of mischief in Norse mythology?
Can I get get in trouble with loki?
Can you get in trouble with the alcoholic beverage, or the Norse god?
Is this an open invite to get into trouble?
Since when do y'all need an invitation? :D
What are we invited too?
Can I come?
Are you going to cause trouble?
What kind of trouble will this be? ;D
Isn't "Trouble" your middle name?
Can't "Trouble" sometimes be a good thing? :)
Don't we all like "trouble"?
Trouble? The Pop-O-Matic game?
Isn't it made by wham-o?
What happen to the subject of rum?
Didn't it all get drunk, and we sent some guy named McGroin out after some more?
Isn't Single Malt Scotch better than rum?
Isn't single malt scotch better than anything?
You mean to tell me that I drank all the rum, OK where's the scotch then?
Was that a question?
Why is it this convo always ends in talking about alcohol?
Do rennies like to drink?
What do rennies like to drink?
Do I like to drink?
Can rennies live by turkey legs alone?
What about scotch eggs?
Do those have scotch in them too?
Can someone tell me if they have scotch in them?
Are they ignoring us?
How about if they have Scots?
Since I'm Scottish...do I get a free egg?
Why does he get a free egg, but I don't?
Are you Scottish?
In order to get an egg, you have to be Scottish?
If I'm wearing a kilt, I am Scottish, right?
Don't Irish people also wear kilts?
But, it's not the national dress, now is it?
Does it have to be?
Who called it a dress? >:(
Calling it a dress is the best way to get a Scotsman all firery... isn't it?
If they have red hair, are they already all fiery?
Do you want to see me fierey?
What, you're gonna grow some red hair now?
Can he grow hair?
Why do we want him to grow hair?
Don't we want to see him firery?
So this fiery hair, is it like a red head or a head literally on fire?
Doesn't burning hair smell really nasty?
Doesn't burning hair smell firey?
Kinda makes you wonder why they burn off pig bristles, doesn't it?
Are you trying to say women are pigs?
Aren't some people real pigs?
Did you know they make naughty paddles with the the word "Pig" cut into it? :D
Who said you were a pig?
Could someone have meant pygg?
Who's getting paddled and can I watch?
Who is on fire?
Do I need to contact PETA to report these rennies setting pigs on fire?
Does anybody know what P.E.T.A. stands for?
Doesn't it stand for People Eating Tasty Animals?
Why would it stand for anything else?
So are we standing for something, or is it just a lne to the priviy?
I'm not privy to that, am I?
Does the privvy we're waiting in line for have running water?
We don't need no stinkin' runnin' water, do we?
Quote from: Anna Iram on March 03, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
Did you know they make naughty paddles with the the word "Pig" cut into it? :D
Doesn't anyone, besides me, want to know just HOW Anna knows this?? :o :D ;)
Would you believe it was just an amusing window shopping spree with a friend? :)
I just want to know, who getting paddled?
Why are you so hell bent on paddling someone ,Pat? ;D
Why not?
What's the holdup in the privvy line? Did someone pass out in there?
How bad do you have to go?
Can't you go to another privy?
Hey Merlin are you in line?
Isn't it chivalrous to allow the lady in the hoop skirt to go first?
Doesn't depends on how long they have been in line?
are we offering them cookies for waiting inline?
Have we changed lines or we still in the privy line?
Can we use the port~a~potties? :-\
Can I just use a tree?
Damn, why weren't women born with the ability to use trees ..... and write our name in the snow?
tis a most thought provoking question for sure. I am certainly glad they were wired different than I. Would you not agree?
Women can't use trees?
Not discreetly, so what's the point otherwise?
Does there really have to be a point? ;D
why can't everyone just wait in line patiently
The effects of too much alcohol, perhaps?
Should they serve libations in the privy line?
Shouldn't they in every line?
wouldn't that almost defeat the purpose of being in the privy line?? haha
But wouldn't it be fun?
would serving fruity drinks with the little umbrellas be allowed?
Isn't that a bit sissy?
Would it still be a bit sissy if the little fruity drinks had rum in them?
Why not just drink scotch?
With or without the little umbrellas?
can you go to the privy without alcohol
Why would you want to?
Don't you like scotch?
do i look like i run on scotch? ;D ;D
Do you like rum?
Doesn't everyone like scotch?
Can I have mead instead?
What if Merlin doesn't like mead?
Can he have scotch?
Is there enough scotch to go around?
can we substitute Tequilla?
Would that be a fair substitute for a Scotsman?
would it not be better than French Wine?
Do the french make good wine?
Isn't true Champagne from France?
Champagne is actually from Champagne, France, isn't it??
If Champagne is sparkling wine, what is sparkling scotch?
Is there such a thing?
Why ruin scotch like that?
How did you ruin the scotch?
Is that blasphemy?
You call a scotch and soda "Blasphemy"?
could I have pineapple with that, please?
Would you like some rum with that pineapple?
Why is the rum always gone???
Do we drink to much rum?
Is that possible?
Would one not think so?
Why can't I think straight?
Why would you want to think any other way?
Why doesn't anyone but me and Merlin drink scotch without additives?
Hummmmm, your scottish? ;)
MUST it be consumed without additives to be properly appreciated?
What additives would you put in Scotch anyway?
(A Scot on the other hand...)
Why drink scotch when you can have tequila?
Isn't tequila better mixed with something?
Salt and Lime?
All this talk about tequila and scotch, is someone pouring now?
Will I be pouring after work?
Pouring? Is it raining where you are?
Why should it rain?
Why should it not?
Well, do we want rain or not?
Did you bring your wet weather gear?
Who would want rain besides plants?
hummm, ducks?
you want me to duck now? What's next?
Aren't you supposed to roll?
Ok, who's the duck and who's the goose?
Which one do you want to be?
I don't know, don't you think I look more like a swan? hehe...
Well, with red hair, wouldn't a phoenix be more likely?
How did we get to Arizona all of a sudden?
Quote from: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2010, 04:23:59 PM
Well, with red hair, wouldn't a phoenix be more likely?
Do angels have red hair?
How do you all expect me to know all the answers?
who asked you?
Is he listening to those "VOICES" again?
Who told you about my VOICES?
Oh, were you listening just then?
Is he crazy?
Who you calling crazy, me or my voices?
Are those your voices in my head?
Can you hear his voices?
What do they sound like?
Don't they sound like your voices?
What song are they singing now? Is that Pop Goes the Weasel?
Are the voices in my head?
Doesn't everybody have voices in their head?
Is that really normal?
Am I being called a Weasel or Normal?
Is your Weasel normal?
Is that a personal question?
Was that question directed at me or the voices?
Which of you will answer?
Depends, which one of you will be asking the question?
Do you argue with the voices in your head?
Would you argue with them if they spoke more than one language?
Are we the voices in your head?
Will you just get out of my head?
Where's the door?
Why do you change the subject when I get serious?
How could we tell you were serious?
Don't you hate it when everyone suddenly gets serious?
Okay who hid the rum?
Which brand?
Is "Any Open Bottle" a brand?
Should whoever stole the rum be executed or merely flogged?
We like flogging, don't we?
Doesn't that depend on who is the flooger and who is the floggie?
What's a "flooger"?
You don't know what a flooger is?
does that mean he's looking for a flogger?
Do you think I need practice typeing some more?
Is it Flooging Molly?
Who's Molly?
Is that Molly from Ireland?
Have you met Molly Bigolly?
No I haven't met her, should we have met?
Molly was here?
Did I miss Molly again?
Again? Didn't you Molly was here?
Here "here", or here "there"?
Here here? Did you think I was deaf?
Who's deaf?
Did you say something?
WHAT?
Why don't we sing a song?
What song?
Why was there singing?
Do you have a short-term memory?
What's memory?
Who is this term you speak of?
Term of endearment?
Can't we get back to talking about alcohol?
What kind of alcohol?
Does it matter?
Are you buying?
Isn't it Molly's turn to buy?
are you drinking?
Are you sharing?
Did anyone have a brew yesterday?
I did, did you?
Who's brew was it?
Why do you ask about who it belongs to?
Who would want it after all this time?
Is it fresh?
who started this?
Wasn't it Angus?!
It might have been?
So when did you learn to brew yummy stuff?
What is this yummy stuff you speak of my queen?
Are you talking about rum again?
does that work for you?
How does rum "work"?
would someone bring me a steak?
Do you need a hammer with that stake?
Where's the vampires for that stake?
You're not reading Twilight are you?
Will there be Rum with the bleeding?
Hey! Hey! Hey! Someone's bleeding rum?
What's so bleeding bad about that?
Have you heard of True Blood?
Nothing like In Cold Blood I suppose?
Who likes thier blood cold?
is that like having no blood?
How did we go from bleeding rum too having no blood?
how did we get on the bleeding thing?
With all this bleeding shouldn't we get a Doctor?
Or your local vampire to lick it up?
could a doctor be a vampire?
You have met my doctor, haven't you?
Does your doctor use leeches?
Is your doctor single?
Why? Do you like women?
Do single women drink doubles?
What do married women drink?
Do you mean married women who are acting single?
What does drinking have to do with single/married status?
Does marriage make one drink more?
Drink more of what?
What do you like to drink?
can we get more rum?
Why? Are we out of scotch?
actually we arent out of scotch so would you like a dram or two?
May I have some Highland Park 12 please?
All I have is Always Save brand scotch, is that the same thing?
Why do we always talk about alcohol? Isn't the fun part of alcohol drinking it, not talking about it?
Talking about the alcohol is easier than talking about sex for most dont you think?
Do you think we should have a drink first?
What are our choices?
Our options can't only be alcohol or sex, what about religion and politics?
Now you know why we talk about alcohol and sex. Well maybe we could have a discussion on Religion?
Wouldn't you rather talk about Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll?
or maybe even the feasability of a turbo charged 440, what do you think?
What about how to make cars fly?
Wouldnt that make them airships?
Wouldn't they have to float and have sails?
Who has floats on sale?
do floaties count?
Why float when steam is available?
A steam powered submarine?
Do we really all live in a yellow submarine?
Or is it only the Beatles who live in a Yellow Submarine?
Wouldnt you rather fly?
In a flying submarine?
Would it still be a submarine if it flew?
would that make it an unidenified flying object?
If you saw a submarine flying, do you really think you'd be able to identify it?
How specific would I need to be?
If you saw a flying submarine wouldn't you have a drink? Or another drink?
Sir, would you please pull over and walk along this line for me?
So are sky sergents going to pull you over?
Is that possible?
Possibly in the red zone?
What's the red zone?
And why is it red?
could it be to seperate it from the yellow submarine?
Why would they do that?
Doesn't yellow and blue make green?
why am i always in trouble?
(i do try to be good i promise)
Who said you were in trouble?
Who said she WASN'T in trouble?
Are you saying she is always in trouble?
With who?
why would anyone here be in trouble?
Are we in trouble or not?
Should you all be in trouble?
"You all"? Can you spell "US" without "YOU"?
ooo, I'm tellin! But first tell me who did what?
Who is telling on who?
Why are you up this early?
Am I standing post this morning?
I don't know are you?
Was I even here?
I didn't do it, did you see me do it?
Are you looking for real evidence?
Hey, if Republicans don't need real evidence, why should we?
Where is the rum?
Who has Rum?
Who ate all the bread pudding?
what pudding?
you mean the bread pudding soaked in rum?
How can you have your rum, if you don't eat your pudding?
how can you have your pudding if you dont drink your rum?
Is that from Pink Floyd?
From The Wall?
Was it the Dark Side?
Do you have a dark side?
Am I the Dark Wizard?
Do we need a Dark Wizard? How about dark rum?
I'm for the dark rum. Where's the bottle?
Didn't we cast it into the surf with a message inside?
Are ye daft man? Don't we drink the rum first?
Were we fishin' or Drinkin'?
Why can't you do both?
Didn't the message in the bottle ask for more rum?
didn't message in a bottle make you cry?
Get out of my way I'm going after the bottle. Which way did it go?
why do i insist on picking up his books knowing they will make me cry?
Which way to rum?
I thought you picked the bottle out of the stream, so what happened to it?
Were those broken glass shards he was holding from the rum bottle?
Who cares. Is there any rum left?
Yeah any rum left?
Who will be fetching another bottle of rum?
Wouldn't you prefer scotch?
Don't you have plenty of scotch, Merlin?
Is half a bottle of Highland Park 12 plenty?
Depends, How big is your bottle?
Is that what she said?
anyone ready for a cat nap?
Did you say cat nip?
Does anyone have a ball peen hammer?
Is that for the cat?
I don't think anyone has as beautiful of a cat as I do, what do u think?
have i seen your cat?
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9df06b3127ccec66240176d0800000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
Here's a pic... What do u think?
Yes, but can she rid the world of mice?
How do you get her to shut her eyes that tight?
Maybe if HE were a she he'd not be such a sissy?
maybe so?
My cat is better than her cat, don't ya think?
Does your cat drive a Cadillac?
can it reach the peddles and the wheel at the same time?
Isn't driving me crazy enough?
Did your cat quit smoking yet?
do pedals really need pushers?
Is "pedals" another word for "junkies"?
Did I kill this thread?
did you stab it?
Well, it was a steak, why wouldn't I stab it?
If it was a steak wouldn't it already be dead?
Dead, red and lying an a plate with a baked potato?
So did you stake your steak?
Somewhere there is a faire that is open serving steak on a stake, or maybe by the weekend?
anyone want to come visit Garf?
(we have steak on a stick)
Can you explain how a stick differs from a stake?
Well one you beat children with and the other you kill vampires with. Is that good enough?
Don't you beat children with a whisk, to ensure they're light and fluffy?
Are you confusing eggs with children?
OOh, and an ostrich egg omelet sounds good doesn't it?
Are you trying to change the subject? Does beating children or eggs make you nervous?
Aren't eggs the children of birds (and some snakes, and even a platypus)?
does this song sound stalkerish to you?
What song?
You can't HEAR it?!?
who can't hear it?
How could we go from beating eggs and children to hearing something that only he can hear?
Who said I can hear it?
OK, is anyone else confused?
Should I raise my hand or just say "Aye"?
can we see you if you raise your hand?
Hm, I don't know... let's try it out.... Did anyone see that?
I wasn't sign on at the time, could you do it again?
Why would you be on a sign anyway?
Are you ready for Scarborough !?
no are you?
Can I be ready for Scarby if I'm not even going?
Why aren't you going? Not any weekend? Not even 1?
I think I'll just have to blame it on my sister, if that's allowed?
What happens if she finds out?
Well I think she'd tell u the same, but ya never know??
Can we persuade you to come for at least 1 weekend?
do you want to drive all that way?
Given there's no camping and I can't seem to find a good friend to help dress me when I get there.... then no, probably won't happen this year... But if my sis finds a job before end of fair, then maybe??
Did I just get a bit sad?
Questions, questions, questions - will I ever see any answers!? Why not a forum with nothing but answers??
why not start it?
Well what would we be answering if there weren't any questions?
What IS the answer, anyway?
Will this thread ever end?
should it?
I don't understand the question. Should it what?
Should it you get more rum?
Wouldn't Scotch be better than rum?
why not sweet tea?
There is no rum in sweet tea.
Why would mess up rum with sweet tea?
Maybe he wanted to improve the tea?
Is it possible to improve tea? or is it a lost cause?
who wants to improve on perfection?
How can you be so sure that perfection actually exists?
have you ever had a glass of sweet tea that is just right?
Can I put lemon in that tea?
Will you bring it to Scarby this weekend?
Do you want lemon with your glenlevit's?
Would that make it Glemonvits?
why mess up a good thing with lemons?
Why not lime?
Lime marinated and grilled chicken anyone?
are you cooking?
No, not me, wasn't that the person offering the limes?
Do you like lime-teriyaki Chicken?
Do you mean teriyaki or soy sauce?
Which one is better?
Did you know that you can eat soy sauce and lemon juice alone if you imbibe Magic Fruit first?
um okay! Where is the magic fruit tree?
The magic fruit or magic berry is grown in West Africa. Has anyone else ever heard of these before?
My first time to hear of them. Maybe we should try growing them in Texas, what yaz think?
wait whos gonna grill the chicken?
Who needs grilled chicken when you have grilled magic fruit?
Grilled magic fruit,are ya kidding me?
Magic Fruit? Is that like magic mushrooms?
Did I eat too much this weekend at Scarby?
Too much grilled magic fruit, or too much spicy mustard?
One too many eggs perhaps?
Which Faire has the best eggs?
I wonder what eggs would taste like after magic fruit?
who wants to go to Garf with me Saturday?
Does GARF have eggs and magic fruit?
For that matter, is there any festival that actually sells magic fruit?
Is fruit really fungus?
Have you ever had foot fungus?
ewwww how did we get on foot fungas?
Do any of you hunt morels, now that they're in season?
Why would we do that?
Maybe because you are bored?
whos bored?
I'm bored too, who wants to go get a drink?
would you bring me a glass of sweet tea?
with or without lemon?
Did you use up all the key limes?
why would i want limes or lemons in sweet tea?
What would you rather in your tea... Rum?
Wouldn't rum with diet cherry Dr. Pepper be better?
Wouldn't Rum be better in Dublin Dr. Pepper?
Wouldn't rum taste great just in a mug instead of in Dr. Pepper?
Wouldn't it be quicker just to drink it out of the bottle?
should we rename this the rum obsessed thread?
OK, no more rum. What about LOKI?
Why are the LOKI brewers always willing to share a taste of their LOKI, but not the recipe?
Why do all good chefs leave a step out of their recipes?
To add to M'Lady DonnaCatalina's answer, Why would you want to brew it when you can get it for free?
anyone know where i can get honey bees?
I've seen honey bears in the supermarket, they make honey bees?
I haven't seen any in a long time, but are those like gummy bees?
Do I have honey bees in my attic?
Are you sure they're not Gummi Bears?
Have you ever had chocolate-dipped gummi bears???
(seriously, yum!)
Do the bears like being dipped in chocolate??
why not ask them?
Before or after they get dipped?
What would a conversation with a gummi bear sound like?
why ask me?
i didn't want to know ian did
Why do I always get blamed? ???
Aaaahhhh, your an easy target?
OK, I asked the Gummi Bear AFTER I dipped him in chocolate; what does it mean when he just stares at me?
are his eyes covered in chocolate?
Was it HOT chocolate?
wouldn't he melt in hot chocolate?
Aren't Hot Chocolate that band who wrote "I Believe in Miracles"?
Do you?
Do I what?
Gummy bears and hot chocolate.... isn't it usually marshmallows and hot chocolate?
Are you making smores?
are you making s'less?
It might have been odd, but who said it was a mess?
I thought it was a gummi bear?
There was a Gummi Bear who made a mess?
Tell me this, Just what in the world is wrong with you people?
How much time have you got?
I've got all night, how about you?
So did you really want to spend all night talking about gummi bears?
Did they have Gummi Bears during the Renaissance?
you mean you don't remember that from history class?
Can Renaissance Working Class even go to history class?
That depended on their Laird now didn't it?
Did you have a particular Laird in mind?
Not in particular, did you lass?
I didn't know what laird meant, so I looked it up - now I know, don't I?
Do You? Can you tell us?
Can anyone tell you anything?
Is that like a rating system for stubornness??
ok anything now what?
Now what leads to later when?
When we weigh her to see if she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch?
Do you know what you just said really means?
Have you SEEN Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Why would I want to do that?
Who doesn't love Monty
Did I not skip school with my buddies to go see MP&THG or what?
Is that Welsh you are speaking?
Are you tawkin' ta me.....?
Where'd you get the coconuts?
No not the swallows again?
You swallowed WHAT? :o
Elderberries?
I've never had them before, are they any good?
Will any good come from it?
Depends on which way you are going with it?
How does going south sound to you?
Is there warmer weather there?
How warm are we talking here?
Is it warm enough to toast cibatta?
Does anyone else besides me, not know what cibatta is?
Is it similar in any way to focacia?
Isn't focacia a cheese?
Are you lactose intolerant?
Who drinks buttermilk anymore?
Or even a belly dancer?
Are the belly dancers who drink buttermilk the ones with alot of belly in their dancer?
Aren't those the pregnant ones? Or are you saying buttermilk makes bellydancers pregnant?
I'm not sure I want to see a preganant bellydancer, do you?
Well why not?
Because its Wednesday?
Ya, a pregnant bellydancer would probably ruin the affect of the belly actually moving during the dance, but I've never seen one, have any of you?
Maybe, but what kinda heel would I be to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
Would you ask her if she want's to practice getting pregnant?
what?
What's wrong with that?
Did we make a left turn somewhere back there?
who driving and why?
you don't know whos' driving?
what is driving?
Don't you mean WHO is driving?
What is who or what driving?
And is there a designated driver?
What's on Second?
Are you quoting the Abbot Costello from the monastary of St. Augustine at Canterbury?
why would he?
who's on third?
did you have to start that again?
What ...... you don't think it's fun?
I could have said something about rum.
I cannae believe rum hath not been asked about. So what is this driving thing you mentioned?
It could be anything. What about a car, truck, motorbike or van?
Are you giving cars away now?
why not a ship?
Can that be my next question?
why would you want to steal my question?
What question?
Who asked a question in here?
Does anyone know the formula for true love?
Could it be 2 compatible people?
Isn't it just basic chemistry?
If you can't tell who did, why should I enlighten you? :)
how did things get so complicated?
What's complicated?
How did we come to this?
to what?
Can someone tell us?
you don't know?
Does anyone really know anything about love?
Does anyone REALLY want to know about that stuff?
why would we not?
Is it lunchtime yet?
anyone got a belt i can borrow?
As it's Friday, I could use a belt at lunchtime, how 'bout you?
could i use it after lunch?
Why, does your belt not fit after lunch?
Isn't that why people switch to suspenders?
why not switch back?
Is it on a stick?
What's on the stick?
Rats on a stick? The new faire food?
Are they good with honey mustard and pickles?
Who would have them any other way?
How does grilled sound?
Doesn't grilling make a hissing sound?
how come you can spell clear as a bell in your dreams but can't remember when you wake up?
Remember what?
would you believe i had all his info until i woke up?
Why?
Whoever understands dreams, could you please explain it to the rest of us?
Is there a psychologist who specializes in dreams?
Isn't that what I got my degree in?
You got your degree in what?
So can't you help analyze then?
Are dreams just our way of going insane without loosing touch with the real world?
Don't they always prove we have Oedipus Complex?
What about Oedipus Simple?
Has anyone really had simple dreams?
Is it really a dream?
Who needs help with dream interpretation?
wasn't it Lady Elizabeth?
Are you sure it was not Queen Elizabeth?
What was her dream about?
Wasn't it something about somebody analyzing, explaining, and understanding simple dreams?
It was about a friend I've not seen in months or thought about i months saying he wanted to go out with me. But I'm dating someone else I like way more than that guy. What I wanted analyzed is why this other guy would even make an appearance in my dreams at all?
Did you see someone recently who resembled him?
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 01:38:09 PM
It was about a friend I've not seen in months or thought about i months saying he wanted to go out with me. But I'm dating someone else I like way more than that guy. What I wanted analyzed is why this other guy would even make an appearance in my dreams at all?
Could it be to assure you that you have chosen wisely?
who hid the cider?
So is this like the grail challenge? "You have chosen wisely my son"
Don't you want to chose wisely?
Why would anyone not want to choose wisely on such a big decision?
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
Why would anyone not want to choose wisely on such a big decision?
Would it be that some people have self destructive natures without realizing them at times and this could be a test of ones subconscious ?
Or, who put the pot in Mrs. Miller's chowder?
Isn't it "Who threw the overcoat in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?"?
Why would you throw an overcoat in chowder?
Seasoning????
What happen to just using salt and pepper?
What, don't you use Garlic powder occasionally?
don't you love Garlic?
Can you have too much garlic?
Which is worse, garlic or onion breath?
Does it seem to matter?
Normal matter or dark matter?
Which one contains Anti-Matter?
Aren't these very different matters?
does it really even matter?
who is pulling the bodice strings?
Pulling them on or pulling them off?
who do they belong too?
Could you tell if they belonged to themselves?
Does anyone really belong to themselves?
What makes you say that?
If you dont belong to yourself are you states property?
Or are you property of the US Gov't like my computer is?
only if we let it be wouldnt you think?
Let it be? Like the Beatles?
I love the Beatles, do you?
Yes, but do you worship in the houses of the holy with Led Zepplin?
What does he mean. "Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg"?
is that sexual innuendo?
What are you pointing at when you ask me that?
What are you pointing with when you question my question?
Are you daft lad?
Who's to say?
If I am daft, why do I like single malt scotch?
What does your mental state have to do with your taste?
Why did I think that said METAL state?
Dunno, why?
Is someone eating their tankard again?
Not getting enough iron in their diet?
Maybe not if you can figure out how to untarnish Pewtinium?
Couldn't you just bronze it?
Isn't silver a lot of trouble to keep polished?
Why not gold, it never tarnishes or rusts?
Do you know anyone who does gold plating?
Would gold plating make my mead taste funny?
not sure, what do you think?
Can you tell us what do you know about gold plating or mead?
I know little or nothing at all about gold plating and as for meade well it is good to drink. How about you?
Do you like scotch better?
Is it 18years or older?
Wouldn't older be better?
Hmmm... do I know anyone who likes scotch better than meade?
Why would anyone like rubbing alcohol next to honey sweetened heaven?
Why are you calling a good aged scotch rubbing alcohol?
Doesn't it help your aches if you rub it on?
I was thinking maybe it would help your aches if you drank it?
Anyone else need a good stiff drink after seeing this thread has 452 pages?
hummm let me think. No, do you want one? It is 5 O'clock somewhere yaz know.
Isn't that a song?
You know it migh be, who can be sure?
Can anybody be sure of anything?
Yes, anyone can be sure, but does mean that they are right?
Ever met anyone who wanted to admit they were wrong?
To keep the one you love, won't most people say anything?
Isnt the truth the best way to go?
The truth may be the way to go, but doesn't a rumour get around faster?
What is truth?
what is the most frequent rumor?
About Rennies, you mean?
what did you think he meant?
Am I wrong to clarify the question?
how bad could it be?
Yeah, how bad?
How bad could what be?
clarified butter?
You have butter and I have toast, how about some breakfast?
Can we find the guy with bacon first?
Back bacon or pork belly?
bacon is bacon ain't it?
You ain't from around here, is you boy?
Boy, but didn't she say i was a man now?
What did you do to earn that title from her?
Does it really matter?
Are we back to mind over matter?
so why does it always seem to rain when i'm blue?
I'm not always blue when it rains though
I'm hoping that if the rain was your fault, that the wind was not?
Are you implying that Lady Christina is full of hot air?
why would any one imply that?
Wouldn't you know?
know what?
do you?
Do I what?
Do you have a thing for Chantilly lace?
Chantilly lace, that's a song right?
Yes I believe it is, by Jerry Lee Lewis wasnt it?
Which would you want most Chantilly Lace, a pretty face, a pony tail, a wiggle in the walk, or a giggly in the talk?
What makes the world go round?
Its love, isn't it?
Or is it money?
Might be love but money greases the wheels wouldnt you say?
Well if it's love, I'm currently spinning like a tornado, can you guys see me still?
So, that is what the red cloud is?
are you sure?
I am sure that I've heard that question before, was it from you?
We do have many circular questions on here... maybe it's the tornado that just blew thru?
i'm not sure what do you think?
What would this tornado read on the Fujita Scale?
I don't know, is ridiculously impassioned a rating?
huh? lmao
Would that make you a rarely heard of level six?
Maybe The Doctor Alt 8 can answer that?
Is he a German doctor?
You think he's German because he says "gesundheit"?
Am I the only one who had to sound that word out to figure out what it said?
Do you find that even after sounding it out in your head it still doesn't sound right?
R we sure the spelling is even right there?
do we really care?
Is this getting to be a ho/abit?
Silly me... I thought since it's a bit warmer outside today that I could wear a lighter weight cardigan instead of a huge sweater. Too bad it's still about 60 degrees inside at the office...
Does Charlotte think she is in Random Thoughts? (Maybe?) Has Anna ever does this before..?(yes :)) Should I drop Charlotte a note to give her a laugh? (yep). ;)
Shall we dance?
Do you prefer Two-step or Waltz?
How could I have thought I was in Random Thoughts? Is my brain frozen too? ;)
Um are you in Alaska?
Why dosent she turn up the thermostat? ::)
Are you sure she shouldn't turn down the thermostat in summer?
Do you think I have control over the temperature in my office?
Can I have that with ice please?
You want Alaskan King Crab with ice?
Is it summer already?
Isn't it still Spring?
Are you sure the groundhog saw his shadow?
Do groundhogs oink?
Do you mean Alaskan groundhogs, or groundhogs from the lower 48?
What makes you think they are different?
Can a groundhog see its shadow during the 6 months of winter?
Can a groundhog see its shadow at all?
And who decided that the groundhog even cared?
why should he care in the first place, he's a rodent?
Aren't rodents people too? ;D
who wants a kitkat bar?
Who DOESN'T want a KitKat bar??
Did you break ME off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar?
Heavens, do you know how addictive kit kat bars are?
What would be an easier addiction to kick? Kit Kat bars or Scarborough Faire?
Do kitkat bars melt quickly at Scarby?
Kit Kat bars of course. Why would anyone want to kick a Scarby addiction?
Did my question beat your question?
Kind of like, can a cat (o'nine-tails) beat a cat?
Probably, but how big is the cat and the cat o'nine-tails?
would a cat sit still for a cat of nine
Lady Christina, did you wish to finish your post?
What makes you think she wasn't finished?
Were you expecting a tale?
What kind of tail, like a bunny rabbits or a horses?
I was thinking more along the lines of a story, would you like to hear one?
Hear what? Do you have a musical computer?
Do you have a talking computer?
do you have a computer at all?
How do you think I'm reading this?
LOL are you reading this?
Well if it was a good story, wouldn't we all be reading it?
would you prefer a video?
Video of what?
what did yaz have in mind?
What do you prefer, depends on the video?
When did someone start videotaping us?
Oh dear, tell me it wasn't taping "That Day"?
Taped everydae?
What sort of things are on these tapes?
I could use some double sided tape, do you have that?
What or Who are you sticking together?
Have I come apart?
Who came apart?
Was there a divorce involved?
Were twinkies involved?
Could it have been the divorce of the Twinkies?
Oh yeah, can you just picture this, "Honey I've found someone new and he's a chocolate Ding Dong"?
Oh my... anyone else picturing this supposed "chocolate ding dong"?
OMG, my eyes, my eyes!!!! Does anybody have any eye bleach?
has this thread sank even lower? LMAO
Is that possible?
Didn't someone famous say the possibilities are limitless?
Is it chocolates fault for having sex appeal?
Doesn't everyone like chocolate?
Isn't chocolate one of the major food groups?
isnt it right after strawberries?
Ooh, chocolate and strawberries, is there anything sexier than that?
Ummmmm, you? ;D
Chocolate Strawberry Yoo-Hoo is sexy?
Why would you contaminate chocolate strawberries with Yoo-Hoo?
Would Lady Elizabeth steer us wrong?
How do we know that she would steer us right?
What I want to know is when did Lady Elizabeth acquire a steer?
Would Lady Elizabeth give me a bum steer?
Is that where rump roast comes from? A bum steer?
Would the rump roast come from the steer's bum?
Why else, do you think that they call it ...... a rump roast?
What?
Was it hot yesterday?
I certainly thought so, but wasnt it nice under the trees at Wedding?
Who got married?
We dont know, just stood the arch. Do you know who it was?
No, I don't know. Could you tell me?
Can we wish it was us?
I suppose you can, what do you think?
Why do I have to think on Monday?
Its Monday!?
Isn't is actually 5 days before faire day?
Isn't it more like 4 days and a wake-up?
Can you clarify whether or not you're using Rennie math?
Huh?
What will the weather be like on opening day?
Doesn't it depend on which day you start counting, either Fri or Sat as beginning?
Wouldn't it be cooler if we counted nights instead of days?
Is it too hot to count during the day?
Maybe you should ask the Count?
Where would we find this count?
Couldn't I just make one of you a Count? Anyone heard of royal favors?
You would do such a thing?
;D
Do you think you should be giving your Royal Favours away, m'lady?
What if he doesn't know how to count?
I think there should be certain stipulations on who gets my favors, don't you?
What would those be your majesty?
What do they put in Twix bars to make them so addictive?
DonaCatalina brings up a good point, Twix bars should be part of my stipulation, don't you think?
Twix and maybe some 3 Muskateers?
I get my fill of musketeers at the faire, so can I have 3 fair damsels instead?
Why stop at three?
I'll be a damsel in distress if I can get a few handsom muskateers to rescue me.... any volunteers?
Do I have to be a muskateer.... or handsome?
How about a couple of knarly old scotsmen?
Don't I fit in that
Quoteknarly old scotsmen?
category?
Haha... can't we be anything we want at the faire?
Can an olde fahrt such as myself pretend to be a handsome young musketeer?
Just how vivid is your imagination?
My imagination is pretty great, my dreams are amazing... Anyone have good dreams last night?
What is this dreaming you speak of?
Are you speaking metaphorically?
Good Morning everyone.Does anyone have any coffee made?
Who needs coffee when you have diet Dr. Pepper?
OK! Does anybody have any Caffeine other than Dr. Pepper?
does chocolate count?
Chocolate always counts doesnt it? ;D
When did chocolate learn to count? Did Cocoa achieve sentience?
Ummmm 1533?
OK, what did I miss?
Were you aiming at something?
Don't most of us aim to please?
who are we trying to please?
Wasn't they asking us to please aim?
My wife always demands that I aim carefully, doesn't yours?
Has yours asked you to sit down to improve your aim?
When I do that, it hits the ceiling. Have you another suggestion?
Have you tried using the shower with the door closed?
Why would I close the door?
Wouldn't I lose all my friends if I didn't shower?
Can wer hope that soap is also involved?
Is it true that the Navy uses powdered soap because it is harder to pick up?
If I promise not to ask about the soap, do you promise not to tell?
tell what?
OOOh can you tell us a different story then?
Does it start with "Once upon a time"?
Do you mean to tell me it doesn't start with 'No S---, there I was'?
Don't all stories that end disastrously begin with "Hey, y'all! Watch this"?
Or is it "A long time ago, far far away."?
Wouldn't it be great if all disasters were long long ago and far far away?
Wouldn't it be weird if Darth Vadar showed up during parade at Scarborough?
Hasn't that happened before?
It actually did happen this year...weren't you there?
I haven't been to Texas, Have I?
But, have you ever been to Spain?
I've never been to Spain, but do you like the music?
I just kinda liked the music, so would that offend Hoyt Axton?
Why would it offend him?
What does Hoyt have to do with Ren forums? ;D
Is a Hoyt some kind of animal?
is it? they are making new discoveries daily
Or is that Hoya?
Not Hoya...but someone asked, "Have You Ever Been to Spain?" which Hoyt wrote, or have I completely lost touch with reality and am now bound for insanity at light-speed?
What is Light Speed?
Better yet, what is heavy speed?
the question gentlemen and ladies is have you ever traveled at light or heavy speed?
Does the 20% increase in weight since I quit smoking cause heavy speed to occur? Is light speed how fast you move if you sit on a burning candle?
What if it was just a hot potato?
isn't that spelled potatoe? ;)
Are we writing it in Olde English?
let me get me dictionary oot, now how do you spell that?
How do you look it up in the dictionary if you don't know how to spell it?
Can't you get close to it, and then find it?
Find what?
How do you find something if you don't know what it is?
Can't you do like the Cat-in-the-Hat, and just mark off things that it isn't?
Is there Eggplant in it?
What was the question?
Why don't you know that, you were not paying attention were you?
I wasn't????
What were you doing?
What was I doing when?
When were you doing what?
Do you think you've lost the line of inquiry?
Is that like a line of credit?
Are you implying that I'm too poor to pay attention?
why pay for it?
If you got someone's attention and didn't pay for it, would you go to jail?
Does anybody want to go to jail?
What if we couldn't find an alternative for you?
Could we just have a hanging?
What about a beheading?
Which heading are we steering toward?
To do both, why can't we behead the bugger and then hang his head and torso?
Cant we just put the head on a pike?
The fish or the spear?
One way get get a head is to spear the fish, isn't it?
Are you talking ocean fish or fresh water fish?
Did you mean Pike's Peak?
I thought Pike was a freshwater fish, where does the peak come in though?
The pike is at the peak of its freshness, is it not?
and all this time I thought it was a stick with a spear on it, isnt it?
A stick with a spear on it? Sideways? Like a giant, one toothed rake?
Does that sound like something you would want to part your hair with?
I haven't enough hair to part, but may I use it on my beard?
Merlin's Beard Part I, or Part II?
His beard had a sequel?
Is anyone other than me slightly afraid of a beard with a sequel?
Would an undead beard be worse? Zombeard?
Wouldn't an undead beard be a vambeard? Is that why it's so long...because I can't see it in the mirror to cut it?
If it's a vambeard, wouldn't you stake it instead of cutting it?
If it was long enough, would it go for your throat?
What does a beard have to do with it?
Is it a deforestation issue?
Deforestation or defenestration?
What has either of those got to do with the price of tea?
What type of tea?
Didn't Ian ask for decaffeinated?
Could I get a cup of Earl Grey please?
Lemon not cream.
Didn't you say once before that you preferred green tea?
Wasn't it green eggs and ham?
Hey done right green eggs and ham or okay but dont you prefer tacos made of goat meat?
Who are you, El chupacabra?
You want fries with that burger?
That would be MacEl chupacabra. LMFAO
Straight cut, waffle cut, or crinkle cut?
Do you have curly fries?
Are those natural curly fries or do you have to give them a perm?
Did you have a perm that fried your hair?
Arent they baked in an oven?
they can't be fried in an oven, can they?
Could they be fired in a kiln?
Would they be fired by the boss?
Did I say FRIED or FIRED?
Well if the ovens are fired up, does it matter?
Doesn't size matter?
How many sizes do ovens come in anyway?
Would you not hate being fried by your boss as well?
Is that "Fried by your boss" or "Fired by your boss"? ... very pointed difference...
Baked or fried...if the temperature is 100 degrees, does it make a difference?
Are you even considering humidity?
Can't humanity make it a bit rough too?
Isn't it the lack of humanity that makes it rough?
How rough can it get?
Have you even seen 5 grit sandpaper?
Did you just make that up?
Isn't #5 sandpaper like a newspaper with a brick in the middle?
How big of a brick are we talking about here, paver size?
How big of a brick can you hold in one hand?
In one hand, or with one hand?
Are we still talking about bricks here?
Bricks with a "B"?
What else would bricks start with?
What about with straw?
Did you forget the clay?
Are we throwing pots now?
I thought we were making pots?
Are you so angry that you throw pots?
I am not angry are you?
I am, and why shouldn't i be?
Um, are the Irish fighting the Pirates again?
Who plays Notre Dame and has 'Pirates' as their mascot?
WHo wouldn't want pirates as their mascot?
What about the Spanish?
What about them, are they threatening an invasion fleet?
A fleet, or an armada?
Did you say Fleet enema?
Merlin, are you a back-door man?
Why would you ask a question like that?
No I'm terribly disturbed, anyone else?
I'm not disturbed at the moment, are you warning me about a photo that would disturb me?
Has this become a photo thread?
Why would we have a photo of thread?
Maybe someone wants photos of saffron thread?
I'm just wild about saffron, aren't you?
(Butch!! Shame! You were about to make this a Star Trek thread...taking it where no thread should have gone before! :D )
You think that Butch was going to "Take a walk on the Wild Side"?
[staying in the classic rock theme]
Was he going with or without the Sundance Kid?
Wow, are we going to host the Sundance festival here now?
Who's driving?
If I do, will you hold my RUM?
(HA! Back to rum again!)
If I drink the RUM, can I drive?
Don't RAM and drives work together a little better?
Who, other than me, has ever used a RAM drive?
Intentionally or accidentally?
Should we allow a RAM to drive? Wouldn't ewe be safer if we didn't?
Wouldn't ewe be safer if they all just stayed home?
Does the thought of rams driving make ewe feel a little sheepish?
I like mine well done, please?
Are you a member of PETA (People that Eat Tasty Animals) too?
Are you sure you got that acronym right?
And how does it compare to P.I.T.A (Pain In The Arse)?
What's wrong with tasty animals?
How do you like your tasty animals cooked?
Does anybody like them raw?
Does anyone not?
Isn't it bad for you to eat raw meat?
Will you contemplate steak Tartare with me?
Are you buying?
I dont care for raw meat, so why would I buy?
Aren't you rich?
Does being rich automatically make you a carnivore?
With beef so expensive, wouldn't being a carnivore make you poor?
I'd be an herbavore... but why isn't there protien in veggies?
What about soy, and peanuts?
Soy and peanut tartare?
Hm... is anyone else thinking Etamame now?
Does it taste like boiled peanuts?
Can we get cashews instead.
Do you prefer cashew butter to peanut butter?
Who doesn't prefer almod butter?
Oh no, wouldn't we rather discuss other ice cream toppings?
What ice cream toppings are there besides nuts and chocolate sauce?
Who doesn't love fresh berries on top of homemade ice cream?
the real question is, ice ream or frozen custard?
What's an ice ream?
Is this one thing we are better off not knowing?
Is it like reaming someone with ice?
If it is a large box of sheets of ice, is it a ream or a rehm?
Wouldn't it still hurt?
Was it used sideways or end on?
Doesn't really matter?
Am I old enough to listen to this conversation? ???
Isn't the Real question: Are you TOO OLD to listen to this conversation? ???
Is you age affecting your hearing?
Huh?
Who are we talking about?
Who is beating someone silly with ice have some kind of age limit?
I repeat my question... "Huh?"
OK, who put "Who" in my question instead of "Why"?
Why?
Why not?
Why knot when you can splice?
Who's the potty mouth now?
Why did my mind suddenly come up with 'Danger Will Robinson'?
What was sitting on your foot at the time?
Is Will Robinson sitting on your foot in his potty mouth with an old slab of ice sideways up his arse? (just trying to connect the thoughts out here...)
Is there danger?
Is there really a Will Robinson, and will he be forever content living out his days with Robbie the Robot? (Find out tomorrow on As the Stomach Turns)
Why am I so confused?
Is this all you people have time to do - ask questions?
Isn't it better than gossiping?
Who are we gossiping about?
I missed that part, heard anything good lately?
did you hear he was running away from home?
Well, just who the blazes are you? :)
Do you mean blaze like a fire, or like making a trail?
Is it a happy trail? To you? (you younguns have no clue, do you?)
Will we meet again?
It's a little hairy, isn't it?
So, I'm guessing perhaps not looking at a bald spot?
Since he is up for sale, are we talking about Trigger?
Can I buy Buttermilk instead?
Are you making pancakes?
With blueberries?
Are blueberries in season?
Can't we use frozen blueberries?
are you out of fresh blueberrys?
Do you have enough for all of us?
Did you know you sound like a school teacher?
What subject?
What subject would you like?
Does "Blueberry Pancakes" count as a subject?
Do you get bonus points for bringing whipped cream?
How many points does it take to earn a free pancake?
Can you tell me more about the whipped cream instead?
How do you plan on using that whipped cream?
Quote from: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 10:15:59 AM
How do you plan on using that whipped cream?
:o :o :o :o :o
Are you sure we should go there?
I am going home, where exactly are you going?
I am going nowhere fast, but how does that affect you?
Is that the same as fastly going nowhere?
Or slowly going nowhere fast?
Is there a road that goes there?
Aren't there roads to go everywhere?
Which way are you headed?
Which way do you want to go?
Are you volunteering to drive?
If I drive, will you buy the gas?
If you buy the gas should I bring the snacks?
What kind of snacks?
Will you please bring something that DOESN'T give me gas?
Shouldn't we bring snacks that give us all gas so we don't have to stop for a fill up?
Seriously, what's worse on a long road trip than too much gas??
Or a long trip without any gas?
why would you need gas when you have no vehicle?
Why don't you have a vehicle?
Would you have a gas shortage after a big bowl of red beans & rice?
Or potato salad? :)
Wouldn't egg salad be even more appropriate?
or Haggis?
Do you want hot sauce with that Haggis?
Have you had vegetarian haggis made with portabella mushrooms?
Is it just me, or do Portobello mushrooms sound a million times better than sheep brain?
It could be you lass. Now, where did yaz hide the sheep heart and lungs?
Have you checked in the sheep?
Are we checking IN and calling roll, or checking INSIDE?
I could check inside if you like?
What would be involved in checking outside instead?
To be thorough, should we check both inside and outside?
Of the sheep?
Is there something about that sounds a little strange? :)
What could be strange about such a check?
Who minds getting a check? Especially on Friday?
Would you mind getting a check on Thursday?
What is the check made out of?
How much is the check made out for?
And who is the check made out to? :)
If it is for a lot, can it be made out to me?
Who made out with a Czech?
Why are Trix for kids?
Isn't it for the same reason that kicks are for Trids?
Trids? Are they kin to tribbles?
Do YOU know the trouble with Tribbles?
Does anybody know the tribbles I've seen?
Do they know how dry you are?
Can they exist where it is dry?
How can one be dry with a Jack and Coke in one's hand?
Isn't a Jack and Coke the answer to all of life's questions and issues?
Isnt it captain morgan and coke? :)
Isn't Jack and Coke MUCH better than Capt Morgan? (Don't argue with me! Don't MAKE me stop this CAR!)
Would it be wise to stop the car since it's taking us to have a Jack & Coke?
You mean you didn't bring your Jack and Coke WITH you?
Was I supposed to?
Why wouldn't you?
Well what if I preferred Jon to Jack?
So what if I DO prefer rum to both jack or jon?
Doesn't anyone prefer vodka?
Why would anybody want vodka?
Well, would anyone want whiskey?
Why doesn't anyone want beer??
Could it be the quanity of Rum available?
Why did you never mention your free rum before?
Is the free rum supposed to be a secret?
Who here would keep anything a secret?
Who wouldnt if it concerned free rum? :)
Even free, why would I want rum when I have Jack?
Or why Jack if I can have RUM? :D
We have two hands, why can't we have BOTH?
Isn't it true that you aren't supposed to mix your liquors?
Have you all forgotten Scotch?
Who said we would MIX the liquors? ;)
May I have mine neat, and NOW?
do you want a twist of lime with that?
Would the hamster like a twist of lime?
Would the dog as well?
Are we speaking "hair of the dog?"
Would the dog kindly step away from my adult beverage?
Do dogs like adult beverages?
Is it not an adult dog?
Puppies arent allowed adult dog beverages???
Would you want your puppy to drink some hair of the dog?
Would it be better than hair of the cat? :D
Did someone say hairball?
Anyone else here ever had their cat hock up a hairball on their feet in the middle of the night when you were asleep?
Or puke in the middle of the bed when you were at work?
Or get into bed only to find out there is poo and pee on your covers?
Or step on said hacked up hairball/poo/pee while walking through the darkened hall at night?
Cats are nasty, aren't they?
Aren't kids just as bad sometimes?
What isnt nasty sometimes?
What pops into your mind if you read that as 'What isn't tasty sometimes"?
Do you really want to know? ;D
Do you really want to make us guess?
Will guessing right make me rich?
What kind of rich?
Maybe rich in popularity?
Do we really need to be more popular?
Can anyone ever be too popular?
What about unpopular?
This has gotten so strange, I'd just like to know...what are you smoking?
Is it purple?
Or chartreuse?
How many people really know how to pronounce that?
How about anyone that does, we give them some rum?
You're not suggesting I give away my rum, are you?
Would I do that? ;D
Don't you like to share?
I will always share my rum but isnt it up to all others if they are greedy? :D
When rum is involved, why would you be greedy?
Maybe some people dont want others to have fun?
What is WRONG with some people?
So when I go to MNRF, free rum for everyone,lol?
Could you make that beer instead?
Or maybe just beverage of choice?
Do you like mead?
Who doesn't like mead?
Yes, who doesnt?
Don't you?
What flavor of mead?
Does it have to be flavored?
Isn't it all flavored?
Have you seen what constitutes artificial flavoring?
Have you enjoyed artificial flavoring?
Who doesn't like artificial things?
You mean like artificial body parts?
Have you any artificial body parts?
Does my head count?
Why wouldn't you count with your fingers?
Why couldn't you count with your toes, too?
Would I have to take my shoes and socks off?
Wouldn't you need X-ray vision to count your toes with your shoes and socks still on?
Could he just use a machine?
A counting machine?
Shouldn't Alex Trebeck be here with all these questions floating about?
Will we have to pay him for asking the questions?
Will he pay us for coming up with the correct questions?
If he paid us, what would he pay us with?
Is that the Daily Double?
Could we be paid in beer for answering the Daily Double correctly?
What kind of beer would they be using for payment?
Could it be another alchoholic beverage instead of beer?
Of course it could be something else, do you have Bourbon?
For the Daily Double, wouldn't you get paid in a double malt?
Wouldn't that depend on how much you would wager?
Are we adding betting to Boozing?
Isn't that mix a little dangerous?
When is mixing not dangerous?
Are you sure its THAT risky?
Do you mean bourbon risky or scotch risky?
To anyone else does this sound like risky business?
Risky business or whiskey business?
So if it's whisky we're after, where's the line?
Are we lining up for, or behind said whiskey?
Are we trying to sneak up on the whiskey?
Are we really wanting whiskey instead of something else?
Why would we want something else?
What started all that?
Well, since it tastes better, maybe we would want rum? :D Or tequila? :D
Why does it always come back to the rum?
Why is the rum always gone?
Why didnt you notice I said tequila?(my other favorite,lol)
After all this drink, couldn't we have some food?
Would anyone like some beer bread?
What's beer bread?
Maybe its when bread is not a waste of wheat?
Maybe it is? :D
Why can't we keep them separate and have both bread and beer?
Isn't beer just liquid bread?
Are you scared to try my beer bread?
Should I be scared of your beer bread?
Not at all, it is SUPER yummy- would you like some?
Yes I would...can you toast it please?
May we move onto something that doesn't make me hungry?
Well Bob, what DOESN'T make you hungry?
Can I help it if I enjoy my food and drink?
(Good one LadyFae. lol :D)
Should we bring the topic back to RUM again?
What did he do that we need to talk about?
What DIDN'T he do?
Why did he do it?
Who did he do it to?
Which HE are we talking about again?
Should we change the subject to board games?
(ducking ;))
Why? Is someone bored?
How come this sounds very like a game of clue? Who, where, why, what?
Was it Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the candlestick?
Or Colonel Mustard in the library with the wrench?
Miss Scarlet, in the ballroom, with the rope?
If she's in the ballroom with a rope, can I bring the baby oil?
Ooh, are we going to take it THERE?
Can I tag along as long as the tempertaure is under 80 degrees?
Are we even going to see a temperature under 80 degrees this summer?
Or even under 90?
But, don't you just love it when it cools down to 98?
Do you eat soup when the weather is this hot?
Is there such a thing as cold soup?(Yuck!)
Haven't you ever heard of gespatcho?
Bless You, Lady Fae! You have a cold?
Aren't summer colds the worst?
Yes, but wouldn't you agree that winter colds are no picnic either?
Don't you hate being cold at a picnic?
Why would you go out in the cold for a picnic?
Doesn't your weather change unexpectedly?
When it is 103 degrees, don't you think a cold picnic sounds DREAMY?
Yes, I do. When are we having the picnic?
What are we having at this picnic?
Wouldn't cold cuts be appropriate?
Wouldn't you agree that cold cuts are better than a hot poker?
What are you planning on DOING with that hot poker?
Do we really want to know?
Wouldn't it be interesting to know?
Know what?
It wouldn't be something about cold cuts and a hot poker would it?
Are we really supposed to be talking about hot pokers in this section of the forum?
Can you stick the hot poker in my eye so I don't have to train the newbie anymore?
You could always caboose the newbie instead, couldn't you?
Can the newbie shake their caboose?
Maybe it would embarrass them?
Why would it embarrass them?
Who knows about some people?
Does anyone really get embarrassed, or is it being self-centered?
Don't you think being self-centered is something you should be embarrassed about?
Or maybe some people are just shy?
By shy, do you mean self centered or introverted?
So long as they're not self-absorbed, should I mind?
You have a mind? Where can I get one?
Have you checked the Salvation Army?
I'm a pacifist..any other choices?
Have you checked Good Will? :)
Don't you have a mind bank nearby?
Abby Normal?... You got me an abnormal brain? (Sorry, couldn't resist)
(In a Marty Feldman accent) And you won't get mad?
Do your eyes always bug out like that??
Bug? What Bug? Where?
And why must the fools insist upon bugging me?
Did they duct tape the bug to your chest?
How do you expect me to look into your eyes if you keep placing distractions on your chest?
Do you really think I want you looking into my eyes or at my hairy chest???
You're going to put duct tape on your hairy chest?
(ow)
Who gets to pull the duct tape off of the hairy chest?
Can we sell tickets for that first?
If you sell tickets to someone pulling duct tape from my hairy chest, do I get the money?
Would you set it aside for the pending medical care?
What exactly am I setting aside? A serving platter?
I may be mistaken, but wasn't it some hairy duct tape and a bug on a serving platter?
Are you sure that's right?
Don't you find that totally, bloody disgusting?!?
Actually, yes--should we move on to something else?
What do you suggest?
Can I suggest Scotch?
As good a suggestion as any so why not?
Can I have a Scot instead?
A Scot or a Scott? Or both?
What if we prefer Jack instead?
I propose we have both a Scot and some Scotch. A dynamic duo, don't you think?
Why not scotch with Scott and apple jack with Jack?
Why does a Scot sound really good right about now but not Scotch? :)
Could that be because its so hot that only a cold pool and a hot Scot sound good?
Isnt that much better than a COLD Scot and a hot pool? ;D
Where might I find this cool Scot and cooler pool?
Wouldn't Scotland be a good bet?
I'm a Scot, can I have a scotch?
I'm not a Daniel, but can I have a Jack Daniels?
If I take your Jack and raise you a Scot, what happens to the kilt?
Would you be offended if I took off my kilt? ( I know I would be offended to see me take off my kilt...but please...don't take my Jack Daniels)
Can we pay you to keep the kilt and grab the Scotch and run?
Is it easier to run with or without a kilt?
Wouldn't running without a kilt be considered streaking?
Doesn't wiping with ammonia prevent streaking?
What are you wiping?
Do you really want to know?
Dare I ask?
Should we change the subject?
Dont you think the above might be a good idea?
How hard can it be to keep things above the waterline?
Has your waterline gone down lately?
Isn't that a little personal?
Are we getting into personell questions?
Do personal questions make you nervous?
Do spiders make you more nervous?
Aren't personal spiders the worst of all?
Don't you think that nervous personal spiders would be even worse?
Do toads in your hot tub creep you out more than spiders do?
How can anything be creepier than spiders?
Maybe snakes?
Why would a toad in my hot tub be creepy, especially if I'm the one who turned them into a toad to begin with?
You can do that???
What did you do with the extra mass?
Isn't the standard procedure to change it into energy, making a really, REALLY strong toad? (Bobbo, you can't do that??)
Toad = MCsquared? (Unfortunately, Merlin, the only magic I know is making food disappear from my plate!)
Ah, but do you eat frog legs?
How do you like those cooked?
Should I cook frog legs when they could belong to someone I know??
Do you like this former person or no?
If you liked said person, maybe the legs would taste better?
Should I take them to Donner Pass to find out?
Am I being accused of having frog legs?
(They look relatively normal to me.....)
Would Alfred Packer Know what's happening here?
Did Alferd like frog legs or people legs for dinner?
Would he care?
Why do I believe he would?
Wouldn't you imagine that if Alferd Packer ate a clown he would think it tasted funny?
Would it taste any funnier than frog legs?
Do the frogs think so?
Do you think frogs think?
Why would you doubt that Frenchmen think?
May I think of French women instead?
Would you get in trouble for thinking about Frenchwomen?
Doesn't your wife mind if you think about French women?
And I guess just as important is what would the French women think?
Would anyone mind if I thought about Frenchwomen?
Do you think the Frenchwoman in question might be concerned about her personal well-being with all the debate about frog legs?
I certainly would, wouldn't you?
Don't you think that the French woman would be more concerned about losing her head than about frog legs?
Is somebody suggesting that the Frog and the Frenchwoman are the same person?
Is the French woman becoming suggestive?
Are the frog legs?
If legs could suggest anything, wouldn't it be provocative?
If provocative frog legs could suggest anything, would it be in French?
Does it have to be French to be provocitive?
Do the French normal provoke people?
Do YOU normally provoke people?
If Kermit the frog was reading all of this, would he laugh in French or English?
Is it ok that I truly did just LOL?!?!?!?!?
and that was in? Francais? Anglais?
Isn't laughter multilingual?
Do we really have to get into the sexual habits of laughter?
What's going on in here?!
Do you REALLY want to know?
Did you suddenly realize that most people think they already know what's going on?
Don't those that frequent here more than I know more than I? Aye?
Wait--there's something going on?
Did you ask us to wait, or ask what's going on in here?
Does anyone know why it became so cold?
Do you think it was because hell finally froze over?
Isn't that an Eagles Album?
Eagles have albums?
Why wouldn't they?
Where would an eagle plug in their stereo?
Is that my dad?
The eagle is your dad?? (Hi, son!)
Or is your dad a stereo?
If you're the child of stereo, would that make you ipod?
Do iWhales travel in iPods?
Would they sleep in an iPad
I thought iPeas grew in iPods, no?
Wasn't that great novel Urinating Outdoors written by I. P. Freely?
Merlin, urine sinuating what?
Should this topic be renamed "A Play on Words"?
If this topic were a play would these words be in the script?
Would a pig try to ham it up?
Well, aren't pigs hams?
Would that be before or after they learned to play the saxaphone?
Can one play the saxophone with hooves?
Do you snout they could?
Would it not behoove them to try?
Pork eh, no?
Does anyone have any bacon?
Spam I the only one who gets these jokes?
Am I the only one groaning at these jokes?
Are you so badly in need of some humour in your life that you can even consider these jokes?
Swine not?
Son, do you want to go to your room?!?
Is it a pig sty?
Are you a pig?
Should I chop to it?
Are you two fighting?
Maybe they were fighting over lamb chop?
Might this be Mary's lamb?
Mary's lamb was turned into a chop?
That's when Sherry Lewis stepped in, no?
Did someone mention sherry? Do you have Amontillado?
What's Amontadillo?
Isn't that one of those armour-plated critters also known as a Texas Speed Bump?
Don't those look like Chia-Pets?
Have you ever seen one that looked like a giraffe?
Has anyone else secretly had a life-long fear of Chia-Pets?
(The one where the grass was the guy's hair was especially scary!)
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
What was he doing?
Do Chia Pets carry rabies?
Speaking of sherry, didn't Edgar Alan Poe write, "The Cask of Amantillado"?
Was that about a raven?
Didn't he say "Nevermore" to a Raven?
Can he talk to the animals?
Is he Dr Doolittle?
Did Dr. Doolittle write The Raven?
Did Edgar Allan Poe talk to the animals too?
The real question is, did Poe talk to ghosts?
Do ghosts talk to animals?
Do ghosts use human writers?
I have heard of ghost-writers, haven't you?
Couldn't a ghostwriter be a human who writes about ghosts?
Do you like ghost stories?
Are they scary?
What does it take to scare you?
Do ghosts only come at night?
Why would they only come out at night?
Have you ever seen one in the daytime?
Have you ever seen one at all?
Does it count if he only saw part and not all?
How can you be sure that it was a ghost then?
If you can only see part, is it a "holey" ghost (Swiss, perhaps)?
So that means holy men can only eat Swiss cheese?
Don't the Swiss eat Swiss cheese too?
Are you trying to tell me they make Swiss cheese out of Swiss holy men?
Or is it the eating of holey cheese that makes them holy men?
Perhaps the Swiss men sneak little bites, which leaves holes in their cheese, and sell the rest to
non-Swiss folk. Does that make sense?
Is that a crack about the size of Swiss men?
Not being Swiss, should I be wary of eating Swiss cheese then?
Is it morning in Switzerland?
Do they only eat cheese in the morning?
Do you eat Swiss cheese when you're in mourning?
If not Swiss cheese, then what is appropriate to eat when you're in mourning?
Why eat at all?
Who feels like eating when in mourning?
The Swiss?
Are the Swiss holey?
Do the Swiss bring their cheese to church?
Does anyone regularly bring cheese to church?
Doesn't cheese go good with wine?
If you start whining should I leave?
Can you leave the crackers if you go?
Does anyone want venison sticks with this cheese?
Do you have anything other than venison sticks to go with the cheese?
Have the Swiss gone crackers for eating cheese and venison in church?
Does anyone else agree that a person could live quite nicely on crackers, venison sticks, Swiss cheese, and wine?
I agree. Does anyone else?
Can I agree with you even if no one else does?
Would anyone be offended if I substitute beef sticks for the venison sticks?
Where's the beef?
Isn't the beef on the moooove?
Isn't it MOO-VOVER butter?
What if its really made out of oilve oil?
Are you into eating healthy?
Does eating healthy mean you use olive oil?
Aren't we forgetting the FOUR feed groups?
Does Beer and Scotch eggs fall in those groups?
Isn't beer great?
Isn't Jack Daniels better?
Is Jack Daniels a preacher?
Is your preacher great?
Does your preacher drink beer or Jack Daniels?
Can't he drink both?
At the same time?
Is thyme an ingredient in either?
Is it an ingredient in either?
why can't they drink Scotch?
Does anyone have the thyme to drink ether with their Scotch preacher named Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is Scottish??
Does Jack like eggs?
Are Scotch eggs, eggs poached in Jack Daniels?
They should be, shouldn't they?
Shouldn't they use Scotch?
What else would they use?
Couldn't they use vodka and call them "Russian Eggs?"
Did anyone else just laugh out loud?
Wouldn't eggs boiled in Jack Daniels be "Tennessee Eggs?"
Wouldn't scotch-soaked eggs be called pickled eggs?
Could someone please pickle me in scotch?
Are the Vlasic people listening? Don't they know how many pickles they could sell?
Why aren't there true pickled pickles available for sale?
How many pickles could a pickled pickle pickler pickle?
Did anyone try saying that 10 times fast?
Who wouldn't want to at least TRY to say it 10 times fast?
What if I just admit defeat and we go on to something else?
If you walk too much at faire, do defeat hurt?
Do your jokes come quickly or do you have to think about them for a bit?
What jokes? Wasn't that a pun?
Either way, don't you think someone needs to go to comedy school?
Are you telling us to lighten up?
Aren't we light enough already?
Doesn't that depend on when the sun comes up?
Aren't you still llight when the sun goes down?
Are these supposed to be FAT jokes??
Is it my fault I added 30 pounds after quitting smoking?
Did you eat your cigarettes?
Didn't that thought turn your stomach?
Where would my stomach turn to?
Would you give it a going away gift?
Does Jack Daniels count?
Doesn't Jack Daniels always count?
How does this always end up with Jack?
Is there anyone or anything else? ;D
Is the meeting adjourned?
Can I say hallelujah to that?
Should we sing it?
How does it go..."Sing a song of six packs baked in a pie?"
Maybe we should drink the six pack and try to bake a pie?
Have you ever seen the pie recipe that includes rum?
I haven't; so, where did it go?
don't you know ?
Would I be asking if I did know?
Does the rum go in the pie or in the cook?
Why not.........................both?
What's with all the pies? Whatever happened to rum cake?
Didn't you know that rum pecan pie has a higher alcohol content?
Are you baked while eating this cake?
Why are you baking when you should be sucking the juice of the rum berries?
It comes in berries? Where can I buy a bush?
If you find that rum berry bush, would you share a cutting with all of us?
Are we cutting the berries to bake in a pie?
Doesn't a blueberry pie sound good right about now?
Doesn't blueberry pie sound good just about any time?
Yes, but wouldn't a rum berry pie be better?
How many of you would be willing to send me $100 each for a rum-berry tree?
Any chance you could give us a volume discount?
How about 2 for $300?
Merlin, is there something wrong with your math?
Is Merlin drunk?
Can't you see capitalism at work? (Not quite, LadyFae, but working on it...it's been a ^%$@@ day)
(((HUGS Merlin!)))
Would it be worth it to have them "taken out?"
Do you suppose Merlin has become a student of Rennie Math?
To become a student of Rennie Math do I have to Count Dracula? (Thanks, LadyFae... I needed that hug. I feel much better now)
Wouldn't you rather Count Chocula?
Is Count Dracula, or Count Chocula, a Rennie?
Can we include Frankenberry?
And perhaps the Count of Monte Cristo?
Isn't the Count of Monte Crisco for frying chicken?
Wouldn't grilled chicken be better?
Why are we grilling the chicken? What do we think he did?
Is it because the chicken isn't a Rennie?
The chicken isn't related to Michael the Rennie, star of "The Day the Earth Stood Still," is he?
Why didn't you meantion earlier that Michael was a Rennie?
Why would anyone unplug something without checking to see what it is plugged into. Freakin Idiot.
Who's an idiot????
Yeah wrong thread.
Who cares who the idiot is?
Maybe I am too curious? :D
what happened to the cat?
What did you do to my Cat?
Do I WANT to know what happened to your cat??
Was that the cat in the chow mein?
You mean it wasn't a seagull?
Just what did the gull sea?
Did the gull see the cat?
Was the cat in a catamaran using his sea-saw to trim the sails?
It can't be because cats don't have thumbs, right?
What if 'Cat' was just a nickname for someone named Catherine in the catamaran?
Do you know why you'd "Swing the cat?"
Would it be to smash the mouse?
Or to see how far the cat would fly?
Does your cat have wings?
Or does telekenesis cause it to fly?
Do you have telekinesis?
LOL, yes, do you? ;D
Doesn't anybody feel bad for the cat?
Why? Is the cat lacking a tele... tele... telephone?
Does the cat need a mobile phone?
Isn't that better for a cat than a wired phone?
Would the answer depend on whether the cat is long or short haired?
Does a long-haired cat get better reception?
Reception? Who's getting married?
The Who are getting married?
Isn't Who on first?
Let's get back to the cat. Has anyone ever piped a cat? Doesn't it sound like bagpipes?
Or maybe the cat sounds like a pan flute? :)
Don't the bagpipes look like a michael-bolton-like stiff octopus on the dance floor?
Can I have some of what you're smoking?
Or what you're drinking, whichever the case may be?
Or both? ;)
Both what?
What can I get you, Lady Fae?
Maybe she would like me to bring up rum again? ;D
Is there ever a problem with bringing up rum? Does anyone want to buy one of my rum berry trees?
I want one but couldn't you possibly lower the price?
There's a cost to drinking rum?
Well, wouldnt you consider the next morning somewhat of a cost? :)
Doesn't that depend on how attractive the person is?
How come that isnt what I was thinking? :D
Doesn't your mind run in the same insanely warped circles as mine?
Okay,lol, maybe I lied? :D
Wouldn't you rather the rum stay down, as opposed to "coming up?"
To make sure it doesnt make a repeat appearance, isnt it better to drink in moderation?(sigh, less FUN though...)
Don't you think someone should open a bar named Moderation?
Did you know you made me choke and spit my diet coke on the keyboard? :D (And YES, I like the name! :) )
Did you know that Jack Daniels and Diet Coke mixed is poisonous? (at least it should be...)
Didn't you know that alcohol- in general- is poisonous?
Isn't a lot of medicine also poisonous?
Why is it that some poison is SO GOOD?
Anyone want to meet me at "The Moderation" for some poison tonight?
May wizards join you?
Why not?
Why not? Is that the most dangerous question in the world, seconded only by, doesn't that sound like a good idea?
Have you heard the one about the driver that tells his buddy, "Hold my beer and watch this!"?
No, how does it go?
Wasn't that on a tombstone in Arkansas somewhere?
Or in the doctors notes at the ICU?
Am I the only one completely lost?
Did your GPS quit working?
GPS? HUH! I don't even have a microwave!
What is the point of this thread?
Is there supposed to be a point? And it a microwave what a very small person does as they leave?
Or is it how they say, "Come hither?"
What did Merlin say?
Didn't you listen?
How can I listen on an online message board?
You mean can't hear though your computer?
My pc has speakers, but can you expect me to hear something not spoken?
But why not, cant you hear it in your head? :D
Don't you agree with Mairte?
Do I look schiz...skits...Do I look mentally ill?
Do you really want me to answer that?
Why woudn't you want to answer that?
Would answering that make me popular?
Do you mean answering emails, or answering the phone?
Or answering a letter?
You mean like answering the letter B? It didn't say anything to me, so how can I answer?!
Didn't it even buzz?
Do you have a buzz?
Have you ever seen me without one?
Have I ever really seen you?
Are you sure you'd ever even want to?
Wouldn't we need to see you to buy one of your rum berry trees?
Will you send me $1000 if I promise to send you all of the rumberry trees that I have?
May I have 2 for the price of none?
What a great plan--may I have two of those also?
Did you see the sign that said buy one get two free?
Would you believe that the rumberry trees are in the mail?
Well, I didn't send money so who paid for them?
Don't you need to have two or more for cross pollination?
Haven't we all become just a bit too tangential??
Are you sure you can say that on this forum?
Did I spell that right?
Didn't you spell it "tangential?"
LOL, does that word make you think of tangerines? :D
Do you enjoy eating tangerines?
How did we get from rum to tangerines?
Can I cross tangerines with my rumberries?
Can I ask you to try pineapple with those rumberries instead?
Would a rumberry fruit salad be good?
Can we use that flavor in Loki?
Does anyone like apple pie loki?
Has anyone else never had Loki?
Is it bad that I've never had Loki?
Why, is Loki bad?
How am I supposed to know if Loki is bad if I've never had any?!?
Will you also be eating a fireball anytime soon, M?
Does a fireball have something to do with Loki?
Are you all drunk?
Aren't we usually?
Do I need to eat a fireball, JDW?
Do you need to eat a fireball to know that it would be harmful?
Are you trying to tell me that drinking Loki and eating fireballs are equally hazardous to my health?
Isn't that why we should stick to rum and Jack Daniel's?
You wouldn't dare put rum and Jack Daniels in the same drink, would you?
Perhaps I should have worded it "rum or Jack Daniel's?"
(No worries, Merlin--I know better than to mix those! ;))
Has anyone actually ever mixed rum and Jack on purpose?
Would you laugh at me if I said "I" have? :D
I mix water and Crown Royal on Ice for purpose.
Mairte did you share that because you want us to laugh?
Laugh is a good word isnt it? ;D (I was really intoxicated when I did that....sigh, also when I mixed corona and coke....BLEH!!!!!!!!)
Wouldn't you say that laughing while drinking corona & cola is a bad mixture all around?
Probably so, because how could you keep it from going up your nose?
Do you often tend to have things go up your nose?
When you were a child, didn't YOU stick stuff up your nose?
Does a finger count?
How many fingers am I holding up?
Three?
How can you see that far?
Want to bet he was just guessing?
Is it really guessing if you turn out to be right?
If-if, ummm... If-if, ah... Ummm...
What was I going to say?
Was it something about bulldozers?
Why bulldozers and not tractors? Aren't tractors easier to drive?
Aren't bulldozers more destructively fun?
Do bulls doze standing up or sitting down?
I've never asked one, have you?
Isn't it dangerous to wake up a dozing bull?
Is it more dangerous to wake a sleeping baby?
Do babies gore you when they wake?
Depends on if they are demon babies, don't you think?
Well who WOULDN'T put Depends on if they were demon babies?
Wouldn't you imagine that what the Demon Babies leave in their Depends would be terribly frightening?
Wouldn't they have to be awfully big to wear depends?
Wouldn't you want to be awfully big if you were a Demon Baby?
Do you know any demon babies?
You mean, besides my son? (actually, he's a very good "boy" of 36!)
Do his eyes glow red in daylight?
Would you prefer a glow of a different colour?
Don't ghosts glow green?
When did you last see a ghost?
Do you think that the ghost may have been a puddy tat?
Do you "tink you taw a puddy tat?"
And was it a green, glowing puddy tat?
If I shot that green glowing puddy tat ghost with buckshot, would it then be a holey ghost?
Would you also give it holey socks to wear to church?
Are green ghost cats allowed in church?
Don't ghosts haunt church cemeteries?
Never seen one there, have you?
Is it not normal to have ghosts in one's house as well?
My house doesn't have ghosts other than at Halloween, is this different from most houses?
My house has at least one...should I be afraid??
afraid of the house or of the ghost?
Which one should I be afraid of?
Should you really be afraid of either?
Isn't it more fun to be afraid, now that it's Halloween season?
That depends...what if it's my spouse I'm afraid of?
Why, is she a ghost? :D
Are you still married if your spouse is a ghost?
Doesn't that depend on the pre-nups?
Pre-nups for whom?
Does this mean we should say in life and life after death?
If your spouse will still be around after death, couldn't you just drop that part of the wedding vows?
If my spouse is still around after death, doesn't that mean I don't need to look for someone to yell at me?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Are you related to Minnie Pearl?
Related to Minnie Pearl in what way?
Do you wear hats with plastic fruit?
Well, isn't that less messy than wearing a hat with real fruit?
Are you scared of a sticky mess?
Wouldn't it be less messy to have a hat with wax fruit?
Wouldn't you be scared to be in the heat then?
Wouldn't it be even less messy to wax poetic?
Would this be voluntary or involuntary waxing of said poet?
(I couldn't resist)
I sus pect that some female poets get a wax every now and then, yes?
Wax on, or wax off?
ahhahhahaahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha!!!!!!! ***skip me***
Oh, did that hurt? =)
Shouldn't it have?
To wax or to pluck, is that the question?
Are we talking about candles, or chickens?
Is the plural for wax, paraffinalia?
Isn't paraffinalia a wax casting or modeling of sex organs?
Is anyone other than me afraid to post after that?
Why should anyone be afraid?
Do you ever wonder if ghosts miss sex?
Why would you think that ghosts don't have sex?
Why do I bother? Why do ANY of us bother, really? When does the bother become worth it?
Oh brother were art thou?
Are you watching a movie, DonaCatalina?
Or did you really lose your brother?
Was he the main course at a family picnic?
Would someone really eat their brother?
Do you agree that Merlin has a ghoulish bent this week?
Would you believe that I am this warped all year long?
Isn't Halloween the right time to be ghoulish?
Ghoulish at warp speed you say?
Is that delicious Hungarian Ghoulish that's going at warp speed?
What is actually in Hungarian ghoulash anyway?
Isn't it basically a ghoul stew with lots of paprika?
Yes, but what kind of paprika?
For good Hungarian Ghoulash, would you not want to use a good Hungarian paprika like Szeged?
Like what?
Bob O, didn't you know that Szeged was a brand of really good Hungarian paprika? ("Be sure your answers are in the form of a question"....shades of Jeopardy)
Do I want to know what jeopardy has to do with pakrika?
Could it be that if you don't use Szeged paprika, you are putting your ghoulash in jeopardy?
(And on Merlin's recommendation, I'm off to find some Szeged!)
Didn't Cary Grant put an egg in his goulash....or, was that borscht?
Don't people from Brooklyn put sour cream in their borscht?
Should I pose that question to my son who lives in Brooklyn?
Whether or not they live in Brooklyn, don't Russians put sour cream in their borscht too?
The Russians have taken over Brooklyn by firing sour cream out of their borscht?!?
How do you fire a soup?
Would it not simply be as easy as saying, "You're fired, Borscht?"
Do you WANT some Russian soup to hire a lawyer and throw an EEO complaint on you?!?!
Well it would keep us busy for a while wouldn't it?
...the soup or the lawyer?
Do you know a good lawyer?
Is there such a thing as a "good" lawyer?
Isn't a good lawyer what you find at the bottom of the ocean?
Wouldn't those be the bad lawyers--the ones who lost the case for the vengeful client?
Can someone explain the attraction of the TV show Lost?
Can someone explain the attraction of most of TV shows today...especially the reality shows?
Does anyone else pretty much hate commercials?
Don't you know that anyone who invented a TV with a built in commercial filter would be a billionaire?
Anyone willing to bet that it has been invented and it's just that no one is selling them?
(Same with the light bulb that doesn't burn out!)
Isn't that what a DVR does?
Aren't you thinking of TiVO?
Would a person, such as myself, who hasn't watched television for nearly 15 years, have any clue what in the bloody blue blazes what he is talking about?
Isnt clue a board game?
Do you get bored playing Clue?
Have you watched the movie Clue?
Does it star Inspector Clue_so?
Was it Henry VIII, on the throne, with an executioner?
Would you buy "Renaissance Clue" if it were available?
Wouldn't all of us buy a Rennie Clue?
How many shillings is a Rennie Clue?
Should you not ask someone who has a clue?
Does anyone here have a clue?
(I know I don't!)
Could it then have been Henry VIII, on the throne, with the toilet paper?
Did toilet paper exist in the renaissance?
Royals and the upper classes used small bits of cloth. I read that somewhere once. But no I believe TP to be a much more recent invention. Does that help?
Don't we want to change the subject?
Is there a problem talking about the Royals?
When you hear "Scots", do you think of toilet paper?
Do I really want to get into the middle of a discussion that may end in bloodshed?
If you're making bloody marys, will you make one for me too?
The question came up this weekend...what goes into a really good Bloody Mary?
If it includes celery, can we skip that part?
Don't you think that Mary might object?
Does Mary really like celery THAT much?
Do you think that Mary may be part rabbit?
Why, do rabbits like vodka and tomato juice?
Does that seem to be a logical progression from carrot juice?
How would carrot juice make Mary the rabbit bloody?
Would you really like for me to go into the physics of high-pressure injection of carrot juice into the cute, fuzzy body of a rabbit?
Merlin, shouldn't we talk more about the injection (note, NOT high pressure) of Jack Daniels? :-*
Lady Kett... you she-devil.... Wanna join me for a Jack Single Barrel?
What say we meet at Scarborough in April to exchange flasks? :D
You are ON, m'Lady!! I may be a crusty old wizard, but I'm also a Tennessee Squire!
Merlin, methinks you got so excited that you forgot your question? (sorry, my horns are showing...LOL)
Merlin, did the Jack Daniels make you forget your question?
How can anyone question Jack Daniels??
Better yet, how could his answer be wrong?
Isn't it dangerous to trust overmuch in such a wicked fellow as JD?
How could I ever consider Jack Daniels to be wicked?
Isn't he a seducer of women?
If you were in my place, wouldn't that be a good thing?
Isnt the topic right now questionable?(but interesting,lol)
Are you questioning my questionable morals?
Do you have morals? Even questionable ones?
Moral, morale, what exactly is the difference?
Isn't it one of those you-can't-have-one-without-the-other things?
Like "Soup" and "A Bowl"?
Is soup really good food?
Can you imagine better food for a cold than chicken soup?
Doesn't turtle soup have more Vitamin C?
Doesn't it also have more wax?
Should I polish my wood furniture with turtle soup?
Would that make the legs retract on the table?
Or make it want to swim in the bathtub?
A portable, waterproof table; doesn't that make sense?
Are you planning to serve lunch under water?
Do you have to eat turtle soup slooowly?
I don't imagine it's something you would find at a fast food restaurant, is it?
True, but you don't find rabbit stew at such a place either, right?
Have you never been to Elmer Fuddpuckers?
What kind of name is THAT,lol???? :D
Now that I thi8nk about it, you can get a coney pretty fast, right?
Maybe if you are a good hunter?
Don't they have Fuddpuckers restaurants in your neck of the woods, Mairte?
Fuddpuckers?(No, they dont...)
It's actually Fuddruckers, isn't it?
Would you believe it's actually Fudpucker's? (too many 'D's)
Are you trying to confuse me,lol????
What is it that has you so bumfuzzled, my dear?
(Fudpucker's is a couple of restaurants in Florida...Destin & Ft Walton. I actually thought it was a larger chain than that)
Out my way (northeast) we have Fuddruckers--anyone else?
Don't you find it strange that Fuddruckers has not taken umbrage with Fudpuckers?
Could it be maybe they have and we just dont know it? :D
Is it possible that the Fudd's have their restaurants' supplies delivered by their mothers' truckers?
Isn't it strange that Zilch the Torysteller is not allowed to eat at Fuddrucker's anymore??
Is the reason not apparent to you, dear lady?
Who is Zilch the Torysteller?
Is it possible that your faire has never had this masterful torysteller of the tisted twongue?
Does he go to many faires throughout the USA or is he mostly local?
Is talking in Spponerisms actually a "language"?
Isn't it more like playing with a language?
Am I wrong or is it like playing with bad spelling? :)
Who's Spad Belling?
Isn't he a famous producer, or was he a pick-pocket?
Didn't Spad Belling work at Fuddruckers?
If Spad Belling worked at Fuddruckers.....would they have to name it, uh...something else? (Family friendly, I am not typing that! ;) )
Going back to Fuddruckers again? Not enough turkey last week, Mairte? :D
Doesnt everyone get sick of turkey leftovers? :D Cant I go to Long John Silvers instead? :)
Wouldn't you prefer actual food? ???
Isnt Long John Silvers REAL food,lol? :D (I dont want to look at turkey again until NEXT thanksgiving!! Blech.)
If you don't wish to look at a turkey for a while, should you not cover the image to the left of this post? (THAT guy's a real turkey! :D)
Now why would you SAY that? (Maybe a donkey variety something but certainly not a turkey!! Just teasing. ;D )
Wouldn't I know better than anyone else that he's a turkey? ::)
The lack of feathers was a dead give away, wasn't it?
If you haven't seen me without my clothes, how would you know I have no feathers? (...it's an frightening thought, I know...)
Is anyone else gonna have strange dreams tonight?! ;D
Only "strange"? Not scary? ;D (Dont take me too seriously, giving people crap is my sometimes hobby..)
So I take it that I shant be the only one plagued with the nightmares of a scantily clad wizard frolicking in the woods?
How did you guess? ;D
Why WOULDN'T we guess that? =)
Maybe because its something to terrible to be thought of? :D
Dost this wizard put yon ladies in a state of trepidation and angst?
Does that wizard know we ladies only tease people we know can take it? ;D
What makes you think I was teasing?! :D
Doesn't your photo give away your intention of teasing?
Should I get a psychiatrist now or should I turn Lady Iram into a lizard? :P
If you turned me into a lizard would I have to have flies for breakfast instead of yummy eggs and grits? :0
Would that not depend upon what variety of lizard that I turned you into, for example, does not a Komodo Dragon eat eggs, animals, and naughty children?
Can I change the order around and go after the naughty children first?.........with ketchup? :)
Oh! Would you PLEASE?? Need any assistance?
May I join you both in going after the naughty children, or would I be crashing a party? ::) :D
Do we have to use ketchup even if we prefer soy sauce on meats?
If he changed you into a godzilla lizard couldnt you eat anything that didnt get to you first? :)
And WHY do we have to use ketchup or soy sauce when some kind of hot sauce would be better?
Are you sure that hot sauce is a proper dressing for naughty children?
Did you forget the cayenne peppers?
Do you think I would forget anything as essential as peppers? (though I prefer them on the side...)
And did anyone remember the rum? Or in your case, Merlin, the Jack Daniels?
Do you really think that I am going to forget the essentials, especially the Jack Daniels, when I enjoy a meal of freshly roasted naughty child, smothered in onions and peppers, with a twice-baked potato, assorted sides, and a salad topped with crumbled blue-cheese? (Jeez! I'm making myself hungry!)
Now why does Bubba Gump suddenly spring to mind?
Is it awful that I think rum and hot sauce go better with naughty children than turpentine Jack Daniels? :D
Bubba Gump???? :o :D
Turpentine Jack Daniels?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! :o :o :o :o :o :o
Does no one but me find that totally blasphemous?!?!? ??? ??? ???
Doesnt everyone know rum is better? ;D
Can we have both rum and JD to celebrate Bob joining our party?
Yes, why not? :)
Do I have to still be nice to Mairte if she doesn't stop dissin' my best friend Jack? :P :P :P ::) ;)
I dont know, do you,lol? :D (Okay, Jack can come with as long as "I" can drink rum! ;D )
Sounds marvelous. Doesn't Jack like Rum anyway? :)
Don't all pirates like rum?
Jack Daniels wasn't a pirate was he? (It's okay, Mairte...I still love you :-*)
Lol...oh yeah..... :P Could I have been thinking of Sparrow?
It looks like we're ready to party--anyone caught any naughty children yet?
(I'll provide the rum, Jack Daniels...and ketchup. ;D)
Is that a recipe for a new kind of bbq sauce?
I work at a university, so would those children be too old? (They can be very naughty!)
Are you a professor?
No...does that make you love me less?
Is the ocean less deep?
Or the sky less high? :)
Speaking of high...this conversation is getting so weird...am I stoned?
Or water less wet??? I dont know Merlin, does this conversation have the same effects as feeling high? :D
Hasn't this always been an odd little thread? :D
Is everyone here as odd as I am?
If everyone were like you, would we still be odd?
Is being odd such a bad thing?
Would that not depend on whether you are the odder or the oddee? ???
So if I'm an odder, does that make my parents the oddees?
Does anyone else think this thread is going from odd to the deepest depths of strangeness? ;D
Is anyone here a stranger to strangeness?
Does strangeness truly exist amongst us?
Is the Pope Catholic?
If the Pope falls in a forest, does he make any sound?
Did you mean "falls" or "farts" in the woods?
(Good point, LadyFae!) Would I care in either case?
Do you not care about your fellow man?
Or only about falling and farting?
Isn't farting necessary if you eat certain foods?
To fart or not to fart...isn't that the question?
Should we question farts, or just let them happen (rip)?
Can we move on to a less salacious topic?
How about: "Who makes the best canned chili?"?
Doesn't that question kind of lead us back to the previous topic?
Which previous topic would you prefer to return to?
Why don't we simply begin exploring a totally new topic of questionable conversation?
Have you an idea for a new questionable topic?
Would you prefer one of questionable value or one of questionable taste?
Why can't we have a topic of both? :)
Isn't everything about taste abritrary anyway?
Even when you have a cold?
Do you have an arbitrarily cold taste bud, Bud--er--Butch?
Dont you think a taste for something HOT would be better? ::) :D
Would you prefer a platter of Szechuan-style Chinese food, some Memphis BBQ, or some Tex-Mex?
Would Memphis BBQ be too much....we are talkin' pulled pork andwiches with cole slaw on the bun, right...and how do you know about it?
Would you believe I went to college in Memphis, and have enjoyed The Rendezvous, and other BBQ establishments, on several occasions? (MMMMMmmmm!!!!)
Would you believe some people (me!) dont like bbq? (Give me Szechuan style Chinese any day! ;D )
If you don't like BBQ, Mairte, could it be that you've never had the right BBQ?
Maybe you are right?
Do you think you might like Szechuan-style BBQ? (If someone invents it! ;)
Did you know that BBQ comes from the Caribbean, and just talking about BBQ, Szechuan, and Tex-Mex is making me hungry as a bare wizard (if can bear that)?
Would you eat barbequed bear?
I've eaten bear before and it was terrible...think I should eat it again??
Wouldn't you rather eat barbequed beef?
Would you like some alligator?
Would you want to bit something that might bite back, LadyFae, and did you know that many don't consider it to be BBQ if it isn't pork?
Isn't pork the other White meat??
So what's the first white meat then? Alligator?
What kind of meat are we to alligators?
Alligators prefer children. ::) :D
Alligators, are red or white meat??
Are you planning on sticking around to find out?!?
Can't you just hold their mouths closed to stay safe?
Safe is not in anyones vocabulary when it comes to those reptiles!
Oops,lol, IS safe in anyones vocabulary when it comes to those reptiles??? :D
Well, wouldn't alligator burgers be considered safe?
(You're forgiven Mairte. ;))
But wouldn't fried alligator nuggets taste better?
(especially with honey mustard dipping sauce?)
How about rattlesnake instead?
Would anyone mind if we skip the gator and eat something like a medium-rare Porterhouse steak with a twice-baked potato, smothered in fried onions and mushrooms, sprinkled with crumbled blue cheese, accompanied by an extra dry Cabernet Sauvignon, or perhaps a delicious Châteauneuf-du-Pape? (with a side of grits?)
Can we have rum instead?
Quote from: The Rabbi on December 13, 2010, 03:14:38 PM
Can we have rum instead?
Hush! No! Have you no couth? ;)
Ooooooo....did someone mention the magic word? (RUM!) ;) ;D
Would you crazies like a little redrum? :o
Oh now WHY would you think we are crazy? ;D
Isnt crazy a state of mind? If so where can I find mind at on the map?
Isnt the country of MIND just to the left of Albequerque?
Would that not depend on which way you were facing Albuquerque? Are you referring to west?
Isnt WEST the STATE of mind, not the country?
is the state of mind in the country of confusion?
confusion, is it a state as in maine, or view/appearance of being?
Isnt confusion a territory, not a state or a country yet?
Confusion isn't the gentleman from China who's always got something to say?
Isn't that Jackie Chan?
Where's Jackie Chan? Right there?
If Jackie Chan and Confucius met in a bar, what would they drink?
How do you know they would drink at all?
If they are not going to drink then why meet in a bar?
What if Bruce Lee (ghost?lol) and Chuck Norris met with them too?
Have you never seen Jackie Chan's Drunken Master?
Is that the one that co-stars Confucius?
Is Confucious working as Jackie Chan's stunt double? Could that be why Confucious isn't around anymore?
Or is that the REAL reason Bruce Lee isnt around? Maybe he didnt die after all? Is Bruce Lee the twin brother to Confucious?
No they are not twins, Is Confucious the shorter one of the two?
Did someone say something wrong to make Confucius short?
Why? What did Confucious say?
Was Confucius serious when he made a conscious and conspicuous reconnaissance of his conscience?
Do who?
Does a philospoher who never exprienced air conditioning or commercial airline travel have anything relevant to contribute to our lives?
Do you speak of Confucius or yourself?
Who doesn't like speaking of themselves?
is it my voices speaking of me or am I?
Does anyone else here speak to themselves?
Does yelling at people in absencia inside the car count?
Is the absencia anywhere near the glove compartment?
Are you SURE its not near the gas pedal?
is not now Called the accelerator pedal?
Then what is the brake pedal called? The decelerator pedal?
Can anyone please tell me what in bloody hell this conversation is going on about, or must I stay confused?
Did you know that confusion is not only bad for your health, but also harmful to the people around you?
What if we are use to confusion can we just get a shirt to warn the people around us?
Speaking of shirts with messages on hem, shouldn't the wearers get paid for providing advertising for Coca Cola?
Someone here doing Coke?
Didnt I read another post about an addiction to coke?
If you're going to have an addiction, wouldn't it be better for it to be beer?
Wouldnt it be better to have as few addictions as possible to substances? (With the exclusion of RUM of course! :D )
Isnt Rum a cure?
Must we look for a cure for our addiction to Faire?
Isn't Faire the addiction and the cure?
Faire WOULD be, wouldnt it?
How can you say its an addiction when you can go 6 months between faires?
You can go 6 months between faires without withdrawal???
Withdrawal, What is that ???
That doesnt seem possible does it?
Wait, what was the question?
Wasn't it something about Coke and an addiction to accelerator pedals?
Do you like to substitute Pepsi for Coke?
Who WOULD want to substiture Pepsi for Coke?
Coke Classic or New Coke?
You mean to tell me that New Coke is still around?!?
If you do coke, wouldn't the bubbles upset your sinuses?
Merlin brings up a good Q - Is 'new' still around?
Dont you all know that IF new coke is still around that is tastes absolutely disgusting with rum? :D (Soooooooo....no loss! ;D )
If memory serves, doesn't it taste like Pepsi & rum? (another despicable combination)
Do you realize you have the Pepsi part right but not the rum? ;D
How much rum will it take to cover the taste of the pepsi? ;)
Have they made enough rum to cover the taste of Pepsi??
If not, it's a good start, no?
Why do you have to mix rum with anything?
What is the best recipe for Rum Punch?
How about a quart of rum and a left hook?
How about we leave the rum off the hook and pour it into a shot glass?
What if we want more rum than is in a shot glass? :)
Don't you have a 16-ounce shot glass like we do down here in the South?
Is not beer the only thing that comes in 16oz? ;D
Do I have to move to the South to get my hands on one of those 16 oz shot glasses?
Would you like for me to send you one?
can two be sent?
Are you that thirsty?
Thirsty? only if some one is not willing to share theri libations?
Do we really need to be thirsty to drink rum?
The rum punch isn't flaming is it?
It couldn't possibly be as flaming as my good friend Jackie, could it?!?
Why would you want to get near an open flame?
Can we use the fire to make hot buttered rum?
Just exactly how do you butter rum?
Jack, just whose bum you want to butter?!?!
Would that make it a hot crossed bum?
Entenmanns makes those, don't they?
Do you mean hot crossed bums or the buttered rum?
Why is the rum Buttered?
..or is the bum ruttered?
Ruttered bum?
WHY do I not want to examine what that is too closely?
Have you ever woken up and discovered that your favorite drink is no longer your friend?
Am I the only one who's behavior changes into Mr. Hyde if I drink too much scotch? (I make a point not too!)
Does Mr. Hyde like scotch too?
Why on earth would you want to Hyde your Scotch?!?
Don't you just love the play on words? =)
Isn't the play the thing?
What thing do you play?
Aren't you afraid of going blind?
Isn't that only about males?
Are you sexist?
I'm not a sexist; I play the bagpipes - don't you know?
So, does that mean you're full of hot air?
Can you make a balloon fly with that hot air?
Do you think it might work if you got enough braggarts (possibly Scottish bagpipers :D) in the gondola?
What would Scottish bagpiping braggarts be doing in a gondola in Venice?
Wouldn't you imagine that they would be squeezing old bags, blowing hot air, and blowing chunks over the side of the rocking boat?
How do bagpipes figure in this?
Can't you figure bagpipes in to EVERYTHING?
Do you really think bagpipes have much of a figure?
Well, oblong is a figure, isn't it?
Can you divide the figure oblong evenly by two?
Would top and bottom make it equal?
What if, like me, your bottom is bigger than your top?
could we possibly go left to right then?
Is it better to have a bottom bigger than your top or vice versa?
If you were top heavy wouldn't you be more likely to face plant?
Isn't that a little like planting tulip bulbs?
Can I have some of what you folks are having?
What sort of wattage do tulip bulbs have?
Shouldn't we ask someone whom is considered bright?
Where around here are you going to find someone who's bright? ;)
Did someone call me?
UH OH!!!! Which Merlin is the REAL Merlin?
Which came first?
Will the original Merlin please stand up?
(The young Merlin is my boy... Junior. We're both real Merlins. I won't make a statement regarding how bright he is, tho'.) He's skipping opening Scarby weekend to go to NASCAR---how bright can that be? :o
Doesn't every great wizard need an apprentice?
What did you think of the Disney movie Wizards Apprentice, with Nicholas Cage?
You aren't planning on putting this wizard in a cage are you?!?
Does anyone remember "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" from the Disney film, Fantasia?
(I guess "wizard" is the new "sorcerer"!)
Was the Nicolas Cage movie titled the "Wizards Apprentice?"
(I thought it was Sorcerer because it is supposed to be a movie based on the Fantasia short.)
Who could tell when the apprentice's whiny voice was so horribly fascinating?
Did you know that that apprentice also trains dragons?
Do apprentice taste good to dragons?
Does the train have a special car to carry the dragon?
Train? Is there a train in the movie?
If its a steam train, can I have a ride on it?
Can you provide your own steam?
If we keep it by the boiler, couldn't the dragon provide the steam?
Is this a small dragon then, to fit on a train?
Well, would skinny and really, really, really long qualify as small or big?
Wouldn't that depend on which direction you held the tape measure?
Is this going to be "men's math?"
Is "mens math" anything like "rennie math" ???
Isn't "Rennie Math" about time passage, and "Men's Math" about the misconception of the actual dimensions of an inch?
I've always been lousy at all math so can we change the subject?
Were you good at Philosophy?
If I think I was good at philosophy, does that mean I exist?
Do you think you were getting good grades?
Isn't any grade less than 3% a good grade?
Are you driving a semi now?
If a Rennie falls in the forest, and he's not carrying any rum, does anyone care?
Is it quality rum?
Would you drink anything else?
Can I try a few different ones first?
Is he/she truly a rennie without rum? {Good Merlin the Elder is the exception with the Jack of Daniels.}
Is THAT why the rum is always gone?
Nobody has gotten into my Jack Daniels, have they?
Was it in on the top shelf?
Son, how many times have I told you to stay out of my whiskey??
Was that yours?
Is this going to end badly?
Would it be a bad ending if I turned my wayward son into a warthog? (bloody wizards! can't trust the lot!)
Haven't you tried that before?
Would he still have to pay social security and income taxes after his transmogrification?
Do you really think wizards pay taxes?
Would you like to know how much tax this wizard pays? (that's one bit of magic I haven't been able to come up with...)
does not the wizard tax depend on how much the fairy costs?
Are we allowed to write fairie visits off?
When did we start writing off or on faeries?
When did faeries start sporting tattoos?
Was it when they stopped paying taxes?
Did Obama create a fairy tax?
Wouldn't such a tax be tariffying?
Why are we talking about tarrifying fairies?
Do we really want to open the subject of a fairy tax?
And what about elves and wood nymphs? Are they tax free?
Do the elves pay a tax based on ear points?
Do you have pointy ears?
If I get pointy ears, can I stop paying my taxes?
is not paying your taxes against the law?
Are we playing Jeopardy again?
Do elves pay taxes on thier jeoparady winnings?
When was the last time you saw an elf on Jeopardy?
elf on Jeopardy? Yuletide is is the correrct time is it not?
Would you like to try that again, without the pint of rum? ;D
with the pint of Rum it is is is is is.... oh do you remeber wher I left off?
:D :D :D Does it really matter?
Do sirs get charged a surcharge to joust?
Do deep thinkers get a depth charge?
Wouldn't that disturb their thoughts?
If its deep enough, wouldn't it take a major jolt to disturb them?
Do they still make Jolt Cola?
Is their a tax on this Jolt Cola?
Have you not looked at your grocery receipts lately?
grocery bill is High yea, But have you looked at your high electric bill?
Has my electric bill been smoking pot? (I thought the i's looked a little red)
Why should I look at my grocery receipts for a tax on Jolt when I never buy it? Aren't ready-to-eat food items tax free?
Tax free items; I believe you can get them on a indian reservation
What if you don't have a reservation?
are reservations taxable?
Isn't this current vein of thread on taxes taxing?
Should we open the vein and let it bleed out?
Will someone bring some bandages?
Since this is a renaissance forum, shouldn't we just cauterize the wound with a red-hot poker?
When did we start playing cards?
Got any 5's?
Are we playing Go Fish Poker?
Aren't those two separate card games?
Can we not combine the two and make a new game?
yes a new game maybe that will help alanta falcons next year?
heh heh heh the pack spanked that birdy butt
Why would you want anyone to win but the Pats?
Why are we all of a sudden patting butts?
Butts out, doesn't mean no smoking?
Is smoking not allowed?
That depends, are we in a restaurant?
Does it vary from city to city?
Have you ever seen anything that doesn't vary from city to city?
But aren't crappy drivers the standard in all cities?
You mean golf clubs?
How did we start talking about golf?
Don't all topics which men intrude upon involve little sticks and balls of some sort? :D
<duck>
<and unless Jack Daniels is invoked by M'lord Merlin the really old one. >
<duck and prepare curse removers>
Are you sure you should be discussing men and their little sticks and balls, m'Lady Kett?? And what do you mean by LITTLE???
(I don't know about the younger Merlin, but this old one does not spend time playing pasture pool!)
Size is relative, don't you think?
(LOL, I love you guys! Now get your mind out of the gutter.)
Is that what she said?
Isn't relativity relative too?
(relatively speaking, of course :))
Do you dance with your feet as well as you dance with your words? :D
Do I have 2 left words then?
:D...and do you trip lightly over your tongue?
Do you think it's safe to discuss tongue around Lady Kett?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2011, 02:31:41 PM
Do you think it's safe to discuss tongue around Lady Kett?
Is it safe to discuss anything around Lady Kett?
Does she hear everything?
Yes. :D
Perhaps we could use dancing as the next random topic?
Are you a dirty dancer, m'Lady?
LADY KETT danced with PATRICK SWAYZE?!
What other celebrities has Lady Kett danced with?
Is this like Ren Dancing with the Stars?
Wouldn't Ren Dancing more likely be under the stars?
Will Darth Vader be joining in, perhaps doing the Funky Chicken?
Funcky chicken, Is that not what you get at KFC?
Would that not then be Kentucky Funked-Up Chicken?
Original, grilled, or extra funky crispy?
Can anyone every really enjoy fast food after reading about all the UFO's found in them?
That Chicken McNugget was actually a Martian??
Quote from: Anna Iram on January 20, 2011, 07:52:08 AM
Can anyone every really enjoy fast food after reading about all the UFO's found in them?
Unidentifiable Fried Object?
Don't you know that those unidentifried objects are still chicken and that all the hoopla about rats was a bunch of urban legends?
Those of us who live outside of the city, do we have suburban legends?
Or how about rural legends?
Could I be a legend in my own mind?
Would that only apply if you had a mind? ;)
can you rent a mind for the weekend?
Would it be cheaper than renting a Mime?
Wasn't there a commercial years ago that stated, "A Mime is a terrible thing to waste?"
What if our mime is allready wasted?
Mime's the word?
If I lose my mime, will I have to go to a santa-aquarium?
Isn't "swimming with the fishes" a Mafia term?
Or maybe that was sleeping with the fishes, eh?
Do fishies sleep?
Can you imagine what kind of mood your pet piraña would be in if he didn't get his beauty sleep?
Are you saying pirhanas are beautiful?
Beautiful...but deadly, no?!
Do YOU really want to be the one telling a pirhana she's not beautiful?
Are not all females beutiful?
Is that a trick question? ;)
Would you want to make that decision?!! ;D
Isn't it time to change the subject?
What happened to dancing with the rennies?
Okay, may I have this dance?
Do you think my beard would get in the way?
Wasn't Bob asking Dona? :D
Aren't I good enough?
Dad....are you hitting on young lasses again?
are not all lasses young compared to the good elder merlin?
You're not going to tell your mother , are you?
What will you give us to keep quiet?
Would a slug of some delicious Jack Daniels help?
Mind if I take photographs at the dance?
Are we having a party? :)
Aren't we always having a party?
Can't some occasions be more special than others?
Can we wait until week 2 of Scarby?
Does anyone really like to wait?
Can you hang around for an answer to that?
How long can you hang for an answer?
Can I use both hands?
I dont know are you ambidexteriouse? {however you spell that}
Aren't all wizards?
What about the ones with only one usable hand?
Can they use both palm and back?
Doesn't that make you go blind?
Aren't you wearing glasses, Dad?
Can you not see how thick they are?
Isn't that from too much Jack Daniels? (I can help you there, Merlin--give it all to me!)
Is there any such thing as "too much Jack Daniels?"
would that not be like having too much fun?
Do you think it is really possible to harm a wizard with too much fun or too much Jack Daniels?
Does throwing water on a wizard have the same adverse affect as dousing a wicked witch with water?
How is it you know my mother?
Is she the one with the snakes for hair?
Has she allready been doused?
Wouldn't throwing water on a wizard just dilute the Jack Daniels?
Why would throwing water on a wizard have an ending different than the one in The Wizard of Oz?
Didn't they throw water on the witch, though?
Why are we throwing water on the wizard?
Aren't most wizard robes dry clean only?
Yeah...why are we throwing water on the wizard?
Wasn't it to see whether or not he would melt?
Can we throw J.D. at the wizard instead? Instructions- Toss gently in full bottle so as the wizard has the oppurtunity to catch. No one wants an unhappy wizard
So wizards aren't unhappy by nature?
Would you be happy with people dousing you?
Are people always trying to douse wizards?
Does a wizard have to be doused if he's already soused? (That JD can really pull a number on ya...)
can a soused, doused wizard cast spells?
Does the Rabbi want to throw Jack Daniels on the Wizard or Jack Daw on the wizard?
Does Jack Daw wish to be tossed at the wizard or would he prefer to have Jack Daniels tossed?
Can we avoid tossing the Jack Daniels and drink it instead?
Is it my imagination, or are all you people ganging up on a poor, very old wizard? :'(
Aren't we all too afraid to take the wizard one-by-one?
But isnt our Wizard nice? specially when Jack Daniels is applied
Must you contribute to his drinking problem?
Do you mean he is incapable of drinking without help?
Does he need help?
Do I have to put up with this abuse even from my boy??? ;)
Is your boy willing to drink someone else Jack daniels?
Who has the most Jack Daniels?
Would that not be the distillery in TN. ?
TN has distillery, is it not aged in charred barrels?
What did he say?
What did who say?
Is this going to turn into "Who's on First?"
What's on second?
but who's on first?
who cares who is on first, who is going to SWRF on opening?
What day is it?
Did who get a vacation?
Could you use a vacation?
Is it free?
Is it time to free Willy?
Is anything really free?
Can money buy happiness?
Can't it at least RENT happiness?
Would you really want to rent some happiness that someone else had already enjoyed?
Can happiness be shared?
If you share happiness with someone, does that mean you become sadder?
Isn't there a saying that happiness shared is happiness multiplied?
Are we doing math and is there a pop quiz?
What is happiness, add on spouse or significant other, multiplied by number of faire visits per year?
Doesnt that sound like the PERFECT happiness??
If there is perfect happiness, is there flawed happiness as well?
Are you asking if ignorance is bliss?
What did you call me?
How can I call you if I don't have your number?
Wouldn't it just be in the phone book under "M?"
Why would the phone book be under an 'M'?
Since 2 M's don't melt in your hands, perhaps only 1 does?
Isn't 'M' for the mudflaps on your pickup truck?
Isn't Renfaire A to Z a separate thread? ;) :D
Is L for LOL aLLowed? :D
Have I gone to the wrong thread?
Are you implying that we are not right?
Isnt that about the same as saying we are all wrong?
What's wrong with not being right, and if you don't write rite right, how is that wrong?
So it's 2 rights or 3 that make a wrong?
According to Merlin, isn't it one right and two wrong rights?
So much for the right, but then...what about the left...the left...the left...two... three... four?
Harkening back to your military days?
It does sound like something from the military,huh?
Or could it possibly be rennie counting? (The foundation for rennie math! ;))
are we doing math again?
Can't we do the Saftey Dance instead?
What if we have two left feet?
With two left feet, would you put your left foot in and then put your OTHER left foot in, and shake it all about?
If you put both left foots in, wouldn't you fall on your arse?
Would you then shake your arse all around?
Are you sure you want to see an old wizard's arse shaking all around? (It could get REAL ugly!)
Who's in for pictures and who else thinks it will be a YouTube smash? ::)
Youtube smash are you strenching it a liitle ? how about in the "Baby Boomers wild and crazy lives"?
Should I be moving away from you on the Group W bench?
Is that the Who's on first, What's on second, and theWhat the heck are yall talking about...bench? :D
Are we back to Renfaire A to Z again?
No, but can you make hide or hair out of what's been said so far?
How do you make hair?
Can't a wizard make hair? And Anna, where do you want me to hide? ;)
If a wizard could make hair, don't you think this wizard would be trying to make some to hide his bald spot?
Arent bald spots a sign of wisdom? :D
Isn't it sometimes just mange?
What are you implying, Anna??
Could it be I was thinking of a wild animal, Merlin, and not of any of the gentlemen with smooth noggins.
Who are you calling a gentleman?!? (Getting tired of these insults! ;) )
Is someone insulting bald, mangey gentlemen in here?
Would you be offended if they were?
(I haven't decided whether to be offended or not since I fall neatly into this category! ;))
Are you trying to offend everyone?
Does this mean that us longhaired hippie types aint gentlemen? God I hope so
What about us former long-haired hippies whose DNA has chosen to eject traces of hair from the pate?
Why would we want to talk about Wizard Pâté? :o
Wizard Pâté is that anything like kitty Pâté?
Do you really want to know?? ;D
You expect me to give up my liver so that you can have your Pâte?
Are we talking about Pâte cake, Pâte cake? The rhyme?
:) Wiz-ard Man....can we bake him into a cake as fast as we can?
Can this Wonderful Witty Wizard not get any respect here?!?
LOL...who was it that said "I don't care what they say about me as long as they keep talking"?
Yeah....who WAS that?? :D
that he, who said that
That who was he?
He is not me I believe I said before we are us not a he, does that make sense? ;D
Not that it really concerns me, as I am equally entertained, but I believe this thread is drifting into the rules of the "Continue the Thread" thread. Don't you think? :D
Dont you know some of us live to bend the rules? ;D
I think the collective "we" bend the rules intentionally just to see who's paying attention, and then we smile mischievously and offer up some Loki to share. Does that sound like "us" or what?
You mean, all this time, I could have been bending the rules instead of blatantly breaking them? (My bad...)
Aren't rules meant to be broken?
Have you ever tried that with the IRS?
Isnt there a great difference between BENT and BROKEN? ;D
Bent and broken that is what the wife says I will be when I retire , is it really true?
Wasn't the saying something about bending but not breaking?
How far can something be bent before it is broken?
Do you realize there are some things that you don't want to try to find out about?
What are those things?
Son, am I going to have to take you out behind the shed again and tan your hide?
Isnt that any way to act when he asks an innocent question? ;D
Have you ever known young Merlin to be innocent?
If young Merlin isnt innocent I wonder what that makes the rest of us??
Would that not make us guilty co-conspirators?
Or INNOCENT?
What are we co-conspiratorying about? (yes I know that's not real word but it sounded fun!)
May I have your permission to use that word in my second Best Seller?
Do you have a first best seller?
Didn't you hear that the sales on my first Best Seller were so miserable that I gave up and wrote my second one?
And if those sale plummet through the floor are you going to write a third?
Don't you think it takes a truly exceptional wizard to write a Best Seller that doesn't sell? ;) :)
Didn't I tell you that I was exceptionally gifted?
I dont remember, did you?
Don't you think it would be likely that he did? ;)
Ooo, do you know I dont know whether to laugh or lob rocks at you? ;D
Wouldn't you rather have rock lobster than lobbing rocks?
Why would anyone want lobster?
Isn't a lobster a person that throws seafood?
So, then, how does one go about lobbing a ster, and what precisely is a ster?
Does that confuse everyone else as well??
Well, I don't think the B-52s song Rock Lobster is as confusing as their song Planet Clair.
What's so confusing about pink air and red trees?
Does that sound like The Lorax by Dr. Suess to anyone besides me?
Or blue trees and green sky? (yes, Lady Kett, it does sound like the Lorax!!!! My kids favorite bedtime story when they were growing up!)
As long as we're in this vein, why not green eggs and ham? (My kids' favorite Dr. Seuss book when they were small. :))
Did they like Fox in Sox? ;D (Mine would have me read that one as fast as I could to them,lol!!)
My boy does not like the fox in socks; but i thought kids went nuts for Horton hears a whoo book?
Do you believe that was one the kids werent wild about?
What about Daisy Head Maisey?
LOL,hmmmm, I dont believe I remember that??
Isn't that about a little girl who woke one morning to find a flower growing from her head?
Is that possible?
Was anything that Dr Suess wrote about even remotely possible?
Would you? Could you? in a box?
Would you, could you, with a fox? (Isn't it amazing how some 30 years later, I can remember that but can't remember what I did yesterday?)
You're going to do it in a box with a fox? Would that be animal husbandry?
LOL, would you, could you, on a train? (Trying to wipe away the visual of the box and fox,lol)
Was Dr. Seuss actually a doctor?
If he was, was his real name Seuss?
<3 Dr. Suess No he was not a real Doctor, although he started school to obtain a doctorate. His mother's maiden name was Suess, which I believe he used as his middle name. Might have to go visit Wikipedia and other sources to refresh my memory. Viva la Theodore Suess Geisel!
Regardless, who here has a childhood not touched by Dr. Suess?
Did anyone else find The Cat in the Hat kind of creepy? :-\
Did you see the Cat in the Mayonaise Jar?
Did you poke holes in the lid before you stuffed him in there?
Did the cat prefer Hellman's (Best Foods for those of you west of the Rockies) or Miracle Whip?
Do cats even LIKE mayonnaise?
Do the cats eat the mayonnaise, or do you put the mayonnaise on the cat and slap it on a big bun?
Ew, does anyone else get sick at the thought of that??? :D
You have something against cat food?
Dont you think somehow that isnt what is meant by "cat food"? (unless you are very literal of course,lol)
Meow?
Still, ewwww?? And if a cat was on a bun I wonder if it would be meowing? :D
Are you not familiar with Kitty Tartar?
How about kitty...on a stick?
No...you're not going to make me go there, are you?
I thought you went there first?
Remember when I said I could make something out of anything you say?
So, are we in agreement then that Dr. Seuss didn't write "The Cat in the Jar?"
Let me see if I have this straight; so Dr. suess dated Kitty Tartar who was an exotic dancer?
Was Kitty Tartar the one in the hat???
If Kitty Tartar is an exotic dancer, does that make her a pole cat?
Really? Dr. Seuss dated a skunk??
Was he under the personna of Pepe Lepew at the time?
Aren't le pews what people sit on in French churches?
Arent le pews what people step in when in a cow pasture?
cow patures in my young life we all looked for mushrooms in the morning dew, didn't you ?
Wouldn't forests be better for mushrooms than cow pastures?
Do you not know the magical properties of the cow pie mushrooms, Bob O?
What ARE the magickal properties Merlin? :D
Are these the same shrooms which you can get at Alices Restraunt?
Can't you get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice)?
Do magical cow pie mushrooms make you go "Moooo?" ;)
Mooooo from magical cow pie mushrooms, would the authorities not lock you up for possesing them?
ARE magickal cow pie mushrooms illegal?
What is your interpretation of 'illegal"?
Wouldnt that be colored by what it was and who was doing it? :)
Do you know if there's a branch of the DEA called the CTEA (Cow Turd Enforcement Agency)?
Did you make that up?
Would I make something up?
Isn't Merlin the founding member of the WIMSU branch of the DEA?
So then, are you then implying that the things I say may not be historically accurate, are not based on any actual persons, living, dead, or un-dead, that no animals were harmed during this making of this post, and that I'm so full of blarney that my eyes have turned brown?
Is there any doubt that, indeed, I am implying that very thing?
Do you have something against doubters?
What do you mean "have"?
What IS the "something"?
Is the something in the way she moves?
Could it really be that??
But, doesn't it attract you like no other?
When did we start talking about Don Juan?
Was it about the time we stopped talking about mushrooms?
What was the link between Don Juan and a cow plop?
Could it be the amount of BS involved?
Was Don Juan full of BS?
Wasn't he full of psilocybin?
What's psilocybin?
Yes, what IS it?????????
Do I really want to know?
Are you not aware that psilocybin is the hallucinogen found in certain mushrooms that grow on cow pies?
And where did you get that information? :D
Experience? Age? Who knows? (Who in the bloody `ell is going to admit it?)
Maybe someone on this forum?
Not me, but would anybody really admit it????
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. Since most of my hair has fallen out, my hairdresser died. So now, who is going to admit it?
Do you REALLY expect one of us to take the blame?
Blame? Are we not all innocent as a newborn puppy?
Oops, can you believe I forgot how very innocent we all are?
How could you forget?
Observing me in all my purity and innocence, how can you even ask that question? ;D
I wanna play--can I be innocent too? ;)
You really don't expect me to play innocent with my reputation, do you?
Did you commit the Manson Murders? See innocents is relevant to the topic
How did we go from Don Juan to Charles Manson in a day?
Charles manson will they ever let him out?
Did you drive, perhaps?
Where is Charles being held? Got to go. Who has my car keys?
Did you lock them in the car for safe keeping?
What is the best way to get your keys that you put into the car for safe keeping, OUT? :D
Would you like to borrow my brick?
Wouldn't it be better to try a coathanger first?
is your closet really large enough to hang your car?!?
Has anyone seen my car? Anna, can you check your closet for me?
Dont you think one of those tiny electric cars could fit in a closet?
What would I do with all my garb if the car was in the closet?
Doesn't your car have a trunk? ;D
You obviously haven't seen my garb closet, have you?
Do you give tours of it?
Is it true that you issue GPS transmitters to anyone who enters your closet, just in case?
In that case couldn't you use the GPS to find your keys in the car closet?
Or any piece of garb you want to locate quickly?
Did you forget where you put your breeches?
Hey Merlin, is this your skirt?
Is it gold lamé to match my short-shorts that I do my exotic dance in? (you really need to go to the Corrupted Wish thread for context.. :D )
did you find it in the trees at Sherwood?
Aren't Robin Hood and his Merry Men in the trees at Sherwood?
Are they wearing gold lame' shorts as well?
Do you all know you gave me disturbing dreams last night because of this thread? :D
LOL--but aren't you glad they were dreams and not real life? :)
Do you realize I now have a visual of Robin Hood in gold lame tights?
And do you realize how distracting that is?
Distracting in a good way or a bad way? :D
Doesn't that really depend on who she is visualizing as Robin Hood?
Is she visualizing an actor who once played the role of the Prince of Thieves; or is she visualizing someone else known only to her?
Wouldn't it be best to ask her?
Have you considered it would be best if I did not confess which one it is?
And you wonder why I didn't just ask her?
Why didn't you ask her what?
Would now be a good time to move on to something else? ;)
As Elwood P Dowd, queried, what did you have in mind?
Doesn't my mind always wander to food and drink? ;D
Your mind has legs?
Your what has who?
Would it not be preferable for your stomach to wander towards the food and drink?
What are we talking about here?
Who's up for some Irish food?
where we going, Trinity Hall?
Trinity Hall the basketball player from University of MO, Kansas City?
You're moving to Kansas?
So, what's wrong with moving to Kansas?
Does Kansas have a nice Faire?
Do Dorothy and Toto go to faire?
Why not?
Being a wizard, should I not have seen them?
Maybe there are a few things hidden from a wizards sight?
Don't you think it's not only wizards who have things hidden from their sight?
Isn't the Wizard behind the curtain?
I'm not sure--should we send in Toto?
Can we make Toto a rabbid Chiwawa?
Why do you want him to be rabid?
Is The Wizard and the rabid dog anything like the Lady and the tiger?
Don't Siegfried & Roy have Tigers?
Do you have a tiger by the tail?
Do I look rabid to you?
Are you a tiger or a Chihuahua?
Wouldn't that be a great movie title--"Crouching Tiger, Rabid Chihuahua?"
What if I said I was a Tighuahua?
Have you ever seen a Tiguahua?
Would you believe me if I told you it was a very large, short-haired, striped creature that shivered all the time??
Do you have a picture of this creature?
Does a mental picture count?
Would you like that picture with or without top hat and swim trunks?
Are you one of those people who likes to dress up their pets? ;)
Hey Merlin, may I keep you on a leash? ;)
Hey Merlin, may I keep you in a cage?
Will one of you please come and clean the coffee off of my monitor? ...and who said I was into bondage?
Well, Merlin...you just did, didn't you?!
When did I say that, Lady Kett? Are you trying to give the impression I am a perverted wizard?
Are you now trying to claim that you AREN'T a perverted wizard?
When did you hear me say that I wasn't perverted?
Since when was kinky something perverted?
Is perversion not a matter of perspective?
So now you think I'm kinky, Cara? (Shh! Don't tell Nim!)
Was she speaking perhaps of curls in your beard? (just in case Nim reads this its a good cover)
Can a curly beard be considered kinky?
Can you comb a curly beard?
Yes, you can comb it, but did you know you can also store your comb (and small sandwiches) in a long, bushy beard?
So you're saying you have a crumby beard?
Is crumb cake made from beard crumbs?
Can I send it back if there is a hair in my cake?
What if there's a cake in my hair?
Is that what that is? ;D
Was the car in your beard, too?
Are we talking matchbox here?
Maybe even Hot Wheels?
Is that what you call a burning car?
Is someone wanting to burn the car that's parked in my beard?
Would you like a fire extinguisher?
Wouldn't that injure the wizard?
Were you planning on hitting me with it?
Merlin, aren't I ALWAYS hitting on you? ;)
Do you know how danger that is? Did you not realize that Nimue knows the magic of S&W?
Are you saying that we need to be more secretive? ;)
Should I cover my eyes?
What will you cover them with?
Would you like to borrow my lamé shorts with the—what do you call it—bun coolers?
Does anyone else think Merlin should keep those shorts ON? :D
Can anyone see me raising my hand in agreement? :)
Doesn't anyone but me realize how insanely and utterly disgusting a picture it is of me in gold lamé shorts with my tush-cheeks hanging out? (I think I need a case of Pepto-Bismol)
Anyone want a different visual image?
good grief, who wouldn't?!?
Nim?
Wasn't there a movie about the mice of Nim?
Are you talking about "Of Mice and Nim?"
Or is the subject at hand regarding the "Secret of Nimh"?
But isnt Merlin's Nim spelled differently? Are we talking about Merlin and Nim having a mouse problem?
Isnt the mice where we get the horses for the carriage from?
Wait...who's got the pumpkin?
Would it HAVE to be a pumpkin?
If it were a zucchini would you have a stretch carriage?
Would that be considered an upgrade?
Or just look plain weird?
Care to find out?
If we used a gourd, would the stagecoach have racing stripes?
Or would it make a rattling noise?
Are you out of your gourd?!?
Oh! Has Cinderella arrived already?
Cinderella? Wasn't that last year's theme at the Kansas City Ren Fest?
How could Cinderella be a theme?
Who said anything about a theme?
I thought Butch did? Can you tell I am confuzzled??? ( a common occurence unfortunately!! :D )
We have to write a theme about Cinderella now? >:(
Why couldnt we write a theme about something completely different?
Do you like Monty Python?
How COULD you tell? ;D
What...is your favorite color? :D
How did you happen to hit on the very phrase/part I like best in Monty Python?
Isn't it everyone's favorite bit? (except maybe the Knights of Ni, or the Killer Rabbit and the Holy Hand grenade, or the Insulting French Castle Guard, or....)
Or the minstrels being devoured? (And there was much rejoicing!!!! :D)
Where's Zoot?
In the tailor's shop maybe?
Wouldn't she be definitely somewhere?
Could that be somewhere over the rainbow?
Or under it? (silly me...thats leprechauns and pots of gold. ;D )
The end of the rainbow is under it?
Sigh, can you tell I am confuzzled AGAIN?
Isnt confusion a state? (Isnt new redneck term for aint)
Did we discuss the state of confusion before?
before what?
Arent we talking about when?
If a train left New York, traveling west at 70 miles per hour at the same time a train left Chicago, traveling east at 65 miles per hour, which one has the best deal on Jack Daniels in their bar car?
Shouldnt you be happy that they have a bar car? Let alone one with Jack Daniels
WHY on EARTH would you want Jack Daniels in the bar car??? ;) :D
I thought Wild Turkey was the bar car standard booze served?
And "I" thought RUM was? ;)
What is a bar car?
Is it a limousine filled with alchohol? ;)
would that be considered an open container?
What if the doors were shut and the windows rolled up?
If I used a straw on the bar car full of Jack Daniels, would that make it an open container (or me a drunkard)?
Where would the straw go?
Is it a bendy straw?
Would I not want the straw, bendy or not, to go into my mouth??
Who wouldn't want the straw to a train car filled with liquor?
Does everyone else agree the straw should go in the mouth? :D (dont think it would do much good the other end.... :D )
If I used two straws, could I drink it faster?
Wouldn't it be faster still to toss the straws and just dive into the train car and drink?
Will you be sure to step out if you have to tinkle, Bob O?
Haven't you heard of vodka enemas? (Seriously, they exist, I've heard!)
Are you suggesting one of us get an alchohol enema from the bar car??? (I am NOT volunteering!! :D )
Well who IS going to volunteer?
To get a proper enema, wouldn't I have to go to a bum doctor?
So does it sound to anyone else as though Merlin is volunteering?
Who else wants a coffee enema besides Merlin?
Will it be decaf?
Wouldn't the caffeine be more fun?
When did this enema turn into coffee?
Who said I was volunteering for any kind of enema? Is this what they mean by "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemas closer?"
Aren't all your enemies frogs now, Merlin?
Who finds the idea of all of these enemas a bit disturbing? :D
A little would it no be totaly disturbing?
Would the coffee (enema) be scalding hot? :P
Would merlin like cream and sugar with that?
Can we leave off the discussion of cream? :o
You don't like Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce, and Tales of Brave Ulysses?
Is Merlin trying to change subjects?
Don't you like the Queen's subjects?
exactly what are we being subjected too?
If you have to be subjected to something, isn't it just as well to be subjected to the Queen?
and what would be the subject of the queens subjections be subjected too and which subjects would she choose?
Is that something like "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Why would a woodchuck wood or would that woodchuck wood even if he could wouldnt that wear out the woodchuck?
Do woodchucks REALLY chuck wood? (LOL, thinking of the insurance commercial ;D )
Well, doesn't that sound more likely than woodchucks chucking a football?
Do you realize that there is a football team in North Dakota, the St John Woodchucks, making it likely that woodchucks do chuck footballs?
What is this world coming too when woodchucks chuck footballs instead of wood?
Is that Chuck or Charles?
You mean, how much wood would a woodcharles charles? Does that make sense to you? :o
If you think about it, did the original phrase really make sense either?
Are we required to make sense now?
If we're supposed to make sense, does that mean I have to leave now?
Why would you want to leave, when you make the most sense?
Are you trying to butter me up for something, Cara?
Now WHY would you think that Merlin? :D
Didn't you see her words that I make the most sense? Does that make any sense?
Aren't words from wizards accepted as wisdom?
You don't know me very well, do you?
Isn't it commonly said that wisdom is knowledge borne from insanity?
Are you now saying that Merlin is insane?
Don't you think that may be closer to the truth?
Are you comfortable with it though??
Can I think of insanity as a pillow I can lay my head on?
CAN you?
What's wrong with insanity? ;)
For that matter, is there a problem with sanity?
Will you consider the possibility that there may be an absence of sanity in today's world?
Are we not better off without it?
Isn't it more likely that we each have a bit of both in us?
(The sanity/insanity balance scale tips one way or the other depending on the day!)
Who here has their balance completely off and is insane MOST of the time? :D
Would that be the same thing as an inability to walk and chew gum at the same time?
Is that supposed to be difficult to do?
I think so?
Does this bother you?
Walking and chewing gum at the same time may be difficult for some but don't you think it's easier than learning to play the piano?
Well, would you rather hire someone to play the piano for you, or to chew your gum for you?
May I still drink my own rum?
Can we ALL still drink our own rum? ;D
I'm willing to share, are you?
Can I drink Scotch instead?
You drink tape? How?!?
Wouldn't the appropriate question be "why?"
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
I give up...Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Isn't that the riddle that has no answer?
Didn't Becky have an answer to this somewhere? (Oh BECKY!!!!!!)
Didn't Becky leave for lunch?
Ooh, what is she having?
Is she having barbequed raven, roasted over a blazing writing desk?
If no one can answer the riddle, is there a better use for a raven and a writing desk?
Isn't one possible answer "because Poe wrote on both?"
Didn't Lewis Carroll himself answer this in a preface to his book?
Lewis Carroll answered his own riddle?
Can you believe that?
Believe what?
Are you not staying awake long enough to keep up with this conversation?
You have to be awake to keep up with this conversation? ??? ;)
How am I supposed to stay awake? (which is really the question I am asking myself at work today! lol)
Surely you don't expect a gentleman (loosely speaking) such as myself to slap you into staying awake?
Got any coffee?
Would you rather have tea?
No thank you, do you have any scotch?
What about rum?
Where has the rum gone??!?!?!
would that not create an incriminating answer?
The rum is gone again? (Where's Merlin?)
Wasn't Merlin responsible for the lost Jack Daniels?
When did Jack Daniels get lost?
If he was consumed was he really lost?
Ish shomeone looking for me? (hic)
Weren't we looking for Jack Daniels instead?
You really want me to bring him back out?
Wouldn't it be more fun if we were all drunk? ;D
How drunk should we get before it's not fun anymore?
Are you speaking from past experience?
Do you need experience to have fun drinking?
does practice not make one perfect?
Is there even such a thing as a perfect drunk?
HMMM but aint the practice fun?
Doesn't practice make perfect?
Does anyone else hear an echo?
Isn't it tough to notice an echo when you're perfectly drunk?
Are you offering me more mead?
Depends, are you not yet perfectly drunk?
If I lose my comprehension of this conversation, does that indicate the perfection of my drunkenness?
Is it the vessel with the pestle or the chalice from the palace?
Which one is the poison in?
Who's trying to poison us?
Who upset the wizard?
Can't you get poisoned drunk?
Is that anything like alcohol poisoning?
Did they use wood alcohol?
Shouldn't they have used grain alcohol?
Wouldn't that depend on whether or not they were trying to poison someone?
Could you mistake it for rat poison?
Who are you calling a rat?
Could "rat" be a compliment?
How could "rat" be a compliment?
Would that be rational?
I'm not sure, would it?
Aren't rats very clean creatures? (You know, besides the whole Black Plague thing...)
Wasn't it fleas that really carried the Plague? Can we call Merlin a flea?
Do you flea when Merlin calls?
Are the folks out here just itching to be transformed into unpleasant creatures with farts in their general direction?!?
Why is everyone picking on Merlin?
Picking on him? Weren't we flirting with him?
Does it look like we're flirting with him?
Does he like when we flirt with him?
Do we have to tell Nimue? ;)
Would she be upset?
Do you know any Scots that would keep her totally occupied for a while? :o
Oh, does Nim like Scots? :)
Only if they're sober....have you ever met one in that condition?
Does such a thing exist?
I know a guy named Scott who is sober--does that count?
Are we going back to rennie math? Asking us to count geeze how am i suppose to know which ones are the doubles.
Isn't a sober Scot sorta like military intelligence or jumbo shrimp?
How so? :D
Could you enlighten us?
Is anyone going to go around all day wondering about this now??? Am I brain dead because I DONT know??
What has that got to do with jumbo shrimp?
Are jumbo shrimp brain dead like Mairte?
LOL, should I be insulted at being compared to shrimp??? :D
Are you short?
Are you asking about my vertical height?
Hmmm, what other would she be asking about? ;)
Do you ladies out here have to get so personal?!?
Well, how else are we going to find out such loverly details?? ;D
Yes, HOW? ;)
Are you sure this is something everyone wants to know?
Should I cover my ears and eyes?
More importantly, should I cover my ears and eyes? ( I feel so violated! )
Do you want to?
Do I want two? Well, if its chocolate you're passing out, can I have three?
As long as you're passing out chocolate, could you bring along a bottle of rum too?
And pizza too?
Doesnt rum AND pizza sound like heaven? ;D
Would pineapple rum and ham/pineapple pizza be too much pineapple?
Yes.
I mean...can you have too much pineapple? ::)
Can we have mushrooms on that pizza too? (pineapples and mushrooms is my favorite)
Are those "magic" mushrooms?
Do you prefer magic mushrooms over the plain variety?
Wouldn't magic-anything be better than mundane-anything?!?
If a mundane ate a magic mushroom, would he be a magic mundane?
Thats something to think about, isnt it?
Are we now required to think?
Will there be a test?
If there is, what would we be tested on?
Would it be in the Cliffs Notes?
Whose Cliff and why is he keeping notes?
Notes? What instrument does Cliff play?
Doesn't he play the banjo? Or is it the didgeridoo?
Or maybe a harmonica?
If it was a harmonica, could a smiley dance to it?
(http://www.messentools.com/images/emoticones/varios/www.MessenTools.com-Varios-big-182.gif)
Are smilies fond of dancing to harmonicas???
Is it ok to bring gifted harmonicas to the gift givers house for the children to play there?
Would the harmonicas care?
Shouldn't gifted harmonicas be placed in an advanced class for gifted harmonicas?
Can someone teach me to play the harmonica?
Have you asked Elwood Blues?
Is Elwood sad?
And how did he turn blue?
Do you think he met the Blue Man Group?
Did he hold his breath too long?
Does he have bad breath?
Does having bad breath make someone turn blue? Or everyone else turn green?
So if no one around me is blue or green, does that mean I don't have bad breath?
If they passed out from the stench, wouldn't they start breathing again, and lose their blue/green color?
Wouldnt that depend on just HOW disgusting the odor was?
How disgusting do you like your odors?
Why aren't all odors disgusting?
Do you find the odor of freshly baked ginger snaps to be offensive?
Or blueberry muffins baking?
Do you know where I can get fresh blueberries?
Have you looked in the produce section of your local supermarket?
If they get too fresh, will you slap them?
Can we make smoothies from the blueberries?
Can you think of a lot of things that could be made from blueberries?
Did anyone bring the blueberry muffins?
If it turns cold, you think I could get some ear muffins?
Do you promise not to eat them?
Wouldnt ear muffins taste nasty?
Now why would you say that?
Isn't that a legitimate question?
Should we even venture into a discussion of laws and legitimacy?
Should my mother wear a big red 'A' on her sweatshirt? Would that be an indication of my legitimacy or her fondness for the Arkansas Razorbacks, or is it the same thing?
Could I have an Arkansas Razorbacks sweatshirt too?
Why would you want such a disgusting thing?!? (BobO, I had higher hopes for you! In case you didn't notice...I'm not a Razorback fan)
wait who are the razorbacks and why are we not liking them?
Yeah, are the razorbacks a perfectly awful team?
You've never heard of the Arkansas "Woo Pig Sooie!" Razorbacks, and that I am one of seven people in the state of Arkansas that cannot stand them?
would you believe i do like sports? (just apparently not same one the razorbacks play)
Do you mean that album by Huey Lewis and the News?
Are Huey Lewis and the News still around? (No worries, Merlin--I could care less about the Razorbacks. It's just that I would probably be the only person in all the Northeast with one of their sweatshirts so that could possibly be cool...)
If they are, wouldn't they now be Huey Lewis and the Olds? (Bob O, I could send you a "Toad Suck Ferry" shirt...that would be even rarer in NY! If my son ever saw it, he would say something to you!)
Either way, where can I find tickets?
Did you find tickets?
Did you find someone to fix the tickets?
How does one fix tickets?
Would the Chief of Police do?
Would the Chief of Police do what?
Would the Chief of Police do-wacka do-wacka do-wacka do-wacka do, or would he have to wait for Roger Miller?
What does Roger Miller do most, roger or mill?
LOL, do we REALLY want to know the answer to that question? :D
Didn't you read the title of this thread?
Its says answer my question WITH a question but did it say anything about a straight answer? ;)
Why are you bringing sexual orientation into this?
In what building and room are we holding Sexual Orientation?
where is the sign up sheet for that?
Yes, where is it???
Do you think that Ferret and his 6-foot 4-inch transvestite French maid may have taken it?
Does the pope have a balcony?
Are Ferret and his transvestite on the popes balcony?
Would the pope's balcony be useful to a towering transvestite French maid and Ferret?
Is the French maid Pre-Revolution or Post?
Does Ferret prefer either of those for his transvestite French Maid pope balcony rendevous?
The pope is a transvestite French maid?
Oh, IS he? ;)
Doesn't ice cream sound delicious right now?
What connection does ice cream have to the pope, Ferret and French Maids (of whatever variety)? ;D
Do you suppose it might be French Vanilla ice cream?
Do French Maids really LIKE French Vanilla?
Who doesn't like French vanilla?
Maybe someone who isnt in their right mind?
What if they are in their left mind?
What if they've lost their mind?
If you lose your mind, how do you find it again?
Would you call 911 or ask Carmen Sandiego to find your lost mind?
Did you look under the pile of dirty laundry?
Or in the gutter?
Why would you pick up clothes out of the gutter?
Wouldn't you pick the clothes up out of the gutter if an old wizard was in them?
Do old wizards like gutters?
Let's be honest, who doesn't like gutters? ;D
what is wrong with gutters?
What is wrong with old wizards, besides brittle bones, bad memory, fuzzy eyesight, defective hearing, aching back, and hemorrhoids?
Did we really need to know all that?
What "I" would like to know is, what is wrong (or right!) with YOUNG wizards? ;D
Shouldn't we ask Merlin the Younger?
How young IS Merlin the Younger?
how young do you think he is?
LOL, 50,80,100,2,000?????? :D
dose that qualify as a question?
does what qualify?
Does a question need to be qualified or can it just be asked?
why are you asking me?
yeah, why are you asking her?
Does she know that its Friday?
why wouldn't she?
what on earth are you talking about?
Does it only have to be on earth to qualify?
Are we discussing the mysteries of the universe?
You mean women?
Why would women be such a mystery? Are you saying we are complicated?
Do you know of any men that have figured you out?
If I did, would I tell you? :D
If you did, would they really want to know?
Yes, some things are best kept secret arent they? ;) :D
can't you keep a secret?
Certainly, can you? :)
what do curtains have to do with it?
Do Curtains make good doublets?
Am I going to have to quit drinking to be able to follow what you people are talking about?
Why? Would it make better sense?
would you not need to drink more?
Will Jack Daniels suffice?
Isnt rum the better choice? ;D
Are you drinking, or trying to get a spot out?
Did you bring enough booze for the rest of us?
Does it matter if its the rum or jack daniels or preferably BOTH?
why would i be interested in either one?
What WOULD you be interested in, something non-alchoholic? (good choice! :) )
Are we allowed to drink non-alcoholic beverages?
why wouldn't we be allowed?
Yes, or do people only think the alchoholic ones are tasty?
who licked an alcoholic?
Wouldn't my answer depend on whether it was a male or female alcoholic?
Are there a few people that it wouldnt matter to?
why would someone lick one
Maybe for the experience? ;D
Experience you may get from a licking, but wouldn't bruises be more likely?
Doesnt it depend on what KIND of licking? :o
could it depend on whom you are licking as well?
Do you mind if I abstain from answering the last couple of questions?
questions are all I get ..., how do you make the systemdo ....;can you show me how to shut operators/users up?
Isn't that what duct tape is for?
Cant you use duct tape for everything?
why couldn't you used duct tape to fix everything
Is it crazy to say that I want a duct tape purse?
Have you ever seen the duct tape wallets kids are making these days?
Aren't they neat?
how many times do you think they got it wrong before they got it right?
Wouldn't your money stick to a duct tape wallet?
(Maeven, my daughter made a duct tape purse back when she was in high school. It was pretty cool!)
You have money?!!!! lol
Now that you all know that Bob has been hiding the fact he has MONEY, who is going to ask him for a loan? :D
What can you buy with Confederate States of America currency?
Am I being accused of not having negotiable currency?
(I'll have you all know that at last count, I have $18.47. So there! And I'm willing to negotiate a loan... ;))
Is having change like having sense?
Are you talking about common sense?
What's common sense?
You mean it aint the change in my pocket?
Do you THINK that is what it means? ;D
Can we just go by instinct on this one?
If it's common sense, do we all have to share?
Or do you want to share the change in Rabbi's pocket? ( I suggest...NO. :D )
Do you know where it's been?
Do I have to keep up with it?
Why would you want to?
why would you want to what?
Don't you think the change belongs in a duct tape purse?
How easy would it be to get change OUT of a duct tape purse?
What are you trying to change about the duct tape purse?
Does anyone think that maybe a duct tape purse isn't such a hot idea?
Don't you know a duct tape pair of britches would be hot?
Would they burn when they were ripped off??? :o
Who got ripped off?
Maybe someone who had severe karma coming?
Don't you think that anyone who puts on a pair of duct tape britches deserves what they have coming to them?
I just wonder why anybody WOULD want to do that?
Would you believe that the one thing that duct tape does not effectively work on is ducts?
Now isn't that ironic?
(I understand it doesn't work well on ducks either. ;D)
Have you ever TRIED it on ducks? :)
Isn't that cruelty to animals?
If putting duct tape britches on a person isn't cruelty to humans, then couldn't you say that duct tape on a duck isn't cruelty to animals?
Are we talking about putting duct tape or duct tape britches on a duck?
I thought it was on ducts AND ducks?
How many ducks would a roll of duct tape tape, if duct tape could tape ducks? (I think it's the Jack Daniels...)
Wouldnt a roll of duct tape, tape as many ducks as a duct tape could tape ducks?
Would woodchucks duct tape ducks, or chuck ducks?
With all these things we say that make no sense, doesn't that provide us with the necessary experience to go to Washington?
You need experience to go to Washington? ???
Isn't Washington an experience in itself?
Dont you think Washington and experience cancel each other out?
Are you experienced?
Don't you just love Jimi Hendrix?
Wouldn't he be a bit ripe after all these years?
I dont think he could still make music either?
Couldn't you make a xylophone with what's left of him and he'd make music that way?
Do you think that would work or freak some people out?
Aren't zombies cool now?
Isn't anything that's been dead a while going to be cool?
cool is what I want closing to be; can it happen?.
why couldn't it happen?
Have you never been to Texas, Lady Christina?
Well, what if "The Fonz" was there?
Or maybe a bunch of cucumbers? ::)
Are you referring to "cool as a cucumber"? ARE cucumbers "cool"? :)
Are we going to get into the issue of vegetable abuse? :o
What have i missed?
Probably sent from my Droid 2 Global.... while working :)
droid working? what are we now star wars?
Wouldnt you like to have a working droid?
Wouldn't you like to have a working druid?
Which would you rather have?
Didn't you know that I am bad at choices? Why can't I have both?
If you had both, would it be a druid using a droid?
would you believe me if i told you i have been to texas
(I was 3-4 ish)
Were you in Texas visiting a droid?
Does anyone else want to party before the end of the world?
Probably sent from my Droid 2 Global.... while working :)
Didn't you hear that we'll all be at Scarborough faire when the world ends?
why would you want to have a party if you weren't leaving?
Couldn't it be a SEND OFF party?
Why wouldn't you want to have a party, whether you were leaving or not?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on May 21, 2011, 08:20:55 AM
Why wouldn't you want to have a party, whether you were leaving or not?
PARTY PARTY PARTY, Why would you want to leave?
Does anyone really WANT to exit a good party??
Would all of those who raptured out of the party last night please raise their hands?
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm still here? ???
Since the Rapture didnt happen, at least not that I can see, wouldnt being here be a GOOD sign?
Wait... the rapture didn't happen? Does that mean I have to go to work today??
Doesn't that just make you want to strangle someone?
Because the rapture didnt happen? (since we know everyone LOVES to go to work. ::) :D )
Did I miss the rapture again?
What? You missed it before too?
Do you know you get yet another chance this year? ( same guy says it will now happen October 21st )
Does this mean I can miss work that Friday?
Wouldnt the answer be yes if you are going to be floating skyward? ;D
what if i get raptured but you don't?
Well if its not until 6:00pm, how would we know for sure?
would you find out the next day
If you're raptured, you would be here, so how would you know?
would you miss me if i was
Who wouldnt miss all the wonderful people on the board? LOL, who gets their renn clothes if they are raptured?? ;D
You mean you don't get to take your stuff with you when you're raptured? What fun is that?
Doesn't a truss help to keep you from being raptured? ;)
What's a truss? (lol ;D)
what makes you think Merlin knows?
Did you hear that he's really up on bridge construction?
!! Are you telling me you really don't know what I'm talking about??! (In that case...you completely missed the joke! :o )
Was it something about being trussed up? (I got the joke, Merlin. Maybe because I'm an older male.... ;))
Are we talking about turkeys now? ( I'm sure glad, BobO. I was beginning to think that my age had put me out of touch with everybody 8))
why merlin are you saying you aren't ancient?
A what age does a dashing wizard, such as myself, become ancient?
Wouldn't you like to know?
At what age does one go from old to ancient? And what's next, antique?
would it go old antique and ancient?
Is Merlin not a recycled teenager?
You can recycle teenagers?
Would any of you ever want to recycle your teenagership?!? (I certainly would NOT!!)
If you recycle teenagers, do they become toddlers again?
Could we pick the age we wanted to recycle?
If we recycle, does this mean we get to put them in the bin and just go away?
Are you taking about years, teenagers, toddlers, or what, Mairte?
Can we take a left turn at morning and head straight to tomorrow?
wouldn't that just be too simple?
Can we take a right turn and go to yesterday instead?
Why? Was yesterday better than tomorrow is going to be?
I dont know, do you want to take a chance?
Would you rather land on Community Chest?
And risk going to Jail?
Would a lady of the evening have what is considered a community chest?
LOL, if so, would it be a treasure chest?????
Doesn't a community treasure chest sound like a winner?
Doesnt that depend on what the community treasure chest IS is or HOLDS? ;)
What if the community lost the key?
Wouldnt THAT be a shame?
Would the shame be for losing the key or exposing the community chest?
Am I the only one that enjoys drawing the community chest card in Monopoly?
Aren't we talking about the community chest on a lady of the evening, or did I get lost?
Then I am thinking many of us must be lost?
There's a community chest on a lady of the evening that opens with a key? ???
Maybe, havent you heard of weirder things? Could be it something like a chastity belt only up higher,lol? ;D
Are you referring to a corset?
Is that another name for community treasure chest? ;)
Does momma have a squeezebox she wears on her chest?
When daddy comes home, does she ever get any rest?
Does she play it all night, when the musics' just right?
Does anyone know the rest of this song?
Would you believe me if I said I did, but can't remember it now?
Would you think me weird if I did in fact know the rest of the song?
Would it not be even weirder to try to sing a song without knowing the words?
Would you not be better off to hum if you do not know the words?
Have you ever seen a hummingbird with a beard?
Have you ever seen a beard full of hummingbirds?
If there were hummingbirds in my beard, would I even know it? (I have found missing sandwiches in there before...)
I'm pretty hungry, do you happen to have a spare sandwich in there?
If the sandwich was pimiento cheese would you still want it?
Would the sandwhich have hummingbird feathers as well?
Would it still be edible with hummingbird feathers? ???
Would it matter to a cat?
Do cats even like pimiento cheese sandwiches?
Wouldn't the cats like pimiento cheese sandwiches better if they were inside a mouse?
And how do you think the mouse would like this?
A mouse wouldn't care, what about the poor elephants?
Didn't you see the myth buster's episode dealing with mice and elephants?
No, but did it involve cheese sandwiches and peanuts?
Where did the elephants come from?
Did your mother never give you the talk about the birds and the elephants?
Can we discuss that in polite conversation?
Since when were we able to participate in anything "polite"? ;D
Doesn't it take more than one participant for politeness to occur?
Can you tango with more than two?
More than two people can probably tango but would it be polite?
Wouldn't more than two tangoing automatically become an orgy? ??? (and that is decidedly not polite)
Do you intentionally go to impolite orgies?
Have you ever been to a polite orgy? (booooring ;) )
Is there an etiquette book written on that subject?
Why would you want etiquette at an orgy??
Isn't politeness defined by etiquitte?
Who wants to waste time with etiquette?
Yes, who?
What have we here...a flock of owls??
Owls and an orgy? :o
Or maybe it was a band called Flock of Seagulls?
Did the Flock of Seagulls have and problem with etiquette?
Are we saying seagulls don't know how to use a salad fork?
When was the last time you saw any forking seagulls?
Do seagulls spoon?
Why spoon when you can fork?
Doesn't spooning sometimes lead to forking? (Is this getting out of hand?)
What makes you so special that you get to put two questions in one post? :P
Aren't items in parentheses considered outside the realm of the game?
Why do you have to bring stipulations into play?
What ARE the stipulations for spooning and forking? ;)
Wouldn't latex or lamb-skin accessories be called for in that situation?
isn't lamb-skin significantly less reliable?
But wouldnt latex be more irritating?
Is this really going where it sounds like it's going? :o ;D
And just where might you think it is going? (hmmm wheres Bob Os mind?)
With spoons (for ice cream), forks (for cake), latex (balloons), and lambs (for decoration); wouldn't we be going to a child's birthday party?
LOL, now WHY would Bob O think otherwise???? :D
Do you think, perhaps, that BobO has an incredibly filthy mind?
Wasn't bobo Michael Jackson's pet chimp?
bob are you that hairy?
Who wants to know how hairy Bob is?
(whoever Bob is....)
Do I really have to answer all these questions?
(and for the record, I am NOT hairy! ;))
why would you not want to answer them?
Are you hiding something? ;D
Who, moi? ::)
wouldn't you rather do an interpretative dance?
why can't bob dance normally?
Is it true that when Bob dances all he does is...well, bob?
Does that sound like Bob is dancing 'The Funky Chicken'?
Did I miss the memo or something? Is this pick-on-Bob day? ??? ;)
you didn't know it was your lucky day to be picked at?
Doesnt it make you feel special? ;D
Since I've never met Bob, does anyone here know if he has chicken legs? (For all the times you picked on an old wizard... :D )
i didn't know bob was not hairy until he said so so how would i know if he has chicken legs?
If he does have chicken legs can we take him to KFC?
Does the colonel condone cannibalism? (and can we start an alliteration thread too?)
Do they eat chicken in Stepford?
where do they not eat chicken?
Wouldnt a vegetarian restaurant not serve chicken?
Doesn't it seem likely that they wouldn't serve chicken in a hen house either?
(OK, Merlin. You got me but now we're even. :D)
why are you cooking in the hen house
Is the hen house impervious to fox-based attacks?
Are any of the hens foxes? (BobO, we're even my four-legged horse-like creature!!! :D :D)
Would only Foxy Hens go to a Hen Party?
Do hens RANT at their parties?
why would they rant?
because they were told they can't?
May a handsome wizard attend a Foxy Hen party (not that it would include me...)?
HMMMM is there a seperation between foxy hens and smart chickens?
Isn't the former a hot babe and the latter an intelligent aviatrix?
Has anyone else had so little sleep that this is mind boggling?
Why aren't you getting enough sleep?
Why are you curious? :D
Didn't curiosity kill the cat?
Should I call ASPCA?
What would the ASPCA do? Arrest curiosity? ::)
would curiosity be considered abuse?
What if you're abusing your curiosity?
Isn't that curiouser and curiouser?
If curiousity killed the cat, didnt satisfaction bring him back?
can you revive a dead cat?
Wouldn't it be easier to just stuff it?
Why would you stuff a cat?
Do stuffed cats still look alive?
wouldn't they look a little lifeless?
Well, wouldn't a stuffed cat be lifeless??
Could looks be deceiving?
When was the last time you saw a stuffed cat prowling the neighborhood?
what about a stuffed badger?
Do you have a stuffed badger in your neighborhood?
Do you really wanna know?....
Is it crazy that your conversation reminds me of the "badgerbadgerbadger" video?
is there really any negitives here? it's all good
Does anyone even use negatives since digital cameras came out?
why would they if everyone has gone digital
Does anyone at all use old fashioned cameras anymore?
Do they even still make film?
would it cost much if they did?
Maybe it would cost MORE?
What about digital negatives?
do those really exist?
Who here knows? (not me,lol)
Would anyone care if they did?
Dont you believe that there is at least ONE camera fanatic out there that would care? :D
mairte are you a camera fanatic?
Cant you guess? (but no, I am not. Just making a point. ;D )
How many camera fanatics can fit in one dark room?
Do you think I want to stand in a dark room with a bunch of camera fanatics groping around in the dark—grabbing who knows what, mind you—just to find out?!? (apparently, I look crazier than I actually am...)
Wouldn't film camera fanatics surround themselves with red light though?
if there was a redlight then it wouldn't be totally dark would it?
What if it was a red light in name only?
Were you not aware that panchromatic film must be developed in total darkness?
Is it bad that I wasnt aware?? (again, not a photography expert in the least!)
would your pictures ever come out?
Is it even worse that I dont care if they did or not? :D
Isn't the intellect of man forced to choose perfection of the life or of the work?
Doesn't that depend on your outlook on life?
I HATE SPAM and relly don't like those who send it
Is spam what you're having for supper?
(yummy garlic, pineapple spam balls)
Does anyone else NOT like spam?
Do I look like the kind of wizard who would like Spam?
Is there a specific look for SPAM lovers?
did you know Hawaiians love SPAM?
Is there such a thing as a SPAM Luau?
how does one keep up with all the spam?
Isn't the ban hammer a wonderful thing?
Is that someone related to MC Hammer?
Is that person to legit to quit?
would that depend on what they are quitting?
Dont quitters never win?
Will quitters ever prosper?
How would a gutter many money in the first place?
will diving in gutters make me gutteral?
why are you in the gutters anyway?
Who here doesnt find themselves in the gutter at least occasionally? :D
Just how big are the gutters on your roof?
When I clean out my gutters, will I find people there now?
Bobo, what kind of people do you want to find in your gutters???
Wouldn't they be the ones who "find themselves in the gutter at least occasionally?" ;) :D
bob are you hoping to hang out with the gutter gang?
Is that a subgroup of the James Gang?
Maybe its a subgroup of the Dalton gang instead?
"Sub" group? Will there be chips and dip?
do subs come with chips and dip?
Don't subs come with a periscope?
Subs and gutters, now Bob, what ARE you thinking? :D
Of subs and gutters, maybe?
Can you think of anything more interesting than subs and gutters?
Giraffes, possibly?
how you gonna get a giraffe on a sub in the gutter?
Did I hear you say that Subway is serving giraffe sandwiches?
Subway? Really?
Do you need a long neck to eat a giraffe sandwich?
Does a giraffe sandwich taste like chicken?
Do we really want to find out?
Isn't finding out new information one of our missions on this planet? Or are we just here to explore Renaissance Faires?
Is that a trick question?
how could renaissance festival be a trick?
Wouldnt it be considered more of a treat?
Do you like your treats to be sweets?
Does my sweet Nimue count?
Can we add Snickers to the "treats" list?
Who is Snickers married to?
would you believe i can make a mean snickers pie?
How do you make snickers pie?
Do you unwrap the Snickers before putting them in the pie?
Of course, who would eat the wrappers?
who would try to melt them in a wrapper?
Maybe Bob would? :D
If Bob did wouldn't the wrappers still ruin the taste of the pie? Do they have a 3 Musketeers pie out there? Wouldn't it taste good?
Hasn't anyone else ever left a Snickers in the sun and had it melt in the wrapper?
(Mmmm....wrapper..... ;))
Bob do you like wrappers?
What made the Snickers mean?
Mean mangers suck, but does it have to pass down the chain to the team lead??/
They chained you in the manger?
is that considered torture or foreplay?
Is there a difference?
Doesn't foreplay include a snickers and torture not?
Why is there so much talk about candy bars on here right now?
Is candy bars not better then jail bars?
Are conjugal visits not better than chocolate?
Are you kidding?!?
Am I? I guess it would depend on .... who is the visitor? who made the chocolate?
so what about the candy When is it going to cool off and rain??
I donno but when is it going to stop raining and warm up?
Can I swap places with you, Adriana?
is catching the ball really that important?
What was the purpose in throwing the ball in the first place?
Are we talking about a chocolate ball, or am I lost again?
Where the hell did the ball come from?!?
Did anyone lose a ball?
how did we get to balls?
Are you asking literally ?
Who decided a ball should be round?
Have you ever tried to roll a cube? (...and you behave, son!)
Wasn't she asking about balls?
I donno was I ?
Is it just me? Do I have a dirty mind?
Does a bear poop in the woods?
do they tear up the roads in the summer?
Balls or bears?
Won't the players' strike prevent the Bears from playing ball this year?
Won't the strike make attending fall Ren Fests easier especially on Sundays?
who let the bears play in the road?
Won't the cops arrest you if you're bare and playing in the road?
Whether you were playing in the road or in a ballpark, if you're playing bare, don't you think you're likely to be arrested?
who said i was playing bare?
Is it not better to play bare than to play with a bear?
why if i had a bear on my team would you be scared?
Does fear matter to a man when it comes to bare bears?
Aren't bears usually bare? Or have you seen a clothed one?
Does fur count as clothing?
isnt clothing optional for a bare bear?
bear bare what? Is not a bear fur coat good for cold weather?
Haven't you ever seen Winne the Pooh?
Why are Tiggers tops made out of rubber, their bottoms made out of spring? Why are they bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun? Lastly why is he the only one?
Would you want to see Winnie pooh?
Wouldnt you rather see Eeyore? :)
Isnt Tigger more fun?
And is it just me or do the voices sound weird?
Is Tigger being bouncy more fun?
Do you think it's because he uses fabric softener?
What happens if the spring in his tail gets bent?
Wouldn't it spring back?
What would happen if the spring got caught in the rubber?
(How many people spewed their drink on their monitor on that question?)
Wouldnt it HURT if the spring got caught in the rubber??? :D
Would you tear it loose?
tear it loose? what are you doing, following the army mentality ?
Does the Army address Tigger's?
What would Tigger look like in camoflauge??
Isn't Tigger already camoflauged?
Do you see him anywhere?
Would someone who sees Tiggers at random places be considered strange?
tigger is strange, but are not most individuals that bound around on their tails strange???
Wouldnt you think bouncing around on a tail would be fun instead of strange?
Would you have to cut a hole in your britches for the tail or just let it go over the waist band?
Dont you think that either would look odd?
looking odd is, I believe part of the fun is it not?
Is it?
Is it what?
Is being odd fun?
would that depend on the person who is odd or the person who believes them odd
Does any of that sentence have to do with normal people?
who are you considering normal?
Isn't odd the new normal? Or was that just for us....? ;)
Isn't being normal rather odd?
who is the us bob is referring to?
Could it be the "us" he is referring to is all the unique RF members? ;D
Are we all unique?
Are you serious,lol? :D
How serious can I be?
I am not sure, how serious? ;D
whos serious about what?
Is it just me or is this serious thread hard to keep asking questions about?
Shall we change the subject then? Why don't we talk about rum? ;D
aren't there other interesting things besides rum?
Can we talk about Unicorns and Rum?
What if I'd rather talk about Unicorns and Jack Daniel's?
Or dragons, rum and strawberry daiquiris?
rabbi do you see pink unicorns when you drink rum
Are pink unicorns preferable to pink elephants?
What about flying pink unicorns and elephants?
Am I reading that right?
Yes Maeven you are reading that right which brings a question to mind as I have forgotten. What is the minimum and maximum area of clearance for a safe landing zone for a pink flying unicorn elephant? We so often forget these things.
Doesn't a pink flying unicorn elephant land where they want to regardless of available space?
have you ever seen a pink unicorn elephant?
Haven't most of us who were around in the 60s?
who was around in the 60s?
Does being born in 1965 count? :D
would you believe that even though my brother was only born 3 yrs after me I'm considered to be a different generation than he is?
How does that work? ???
it works like: the decades changed, i believe it?
What are the thoughts and feelings on the new generation?
what generation do you call a 20 month old little nephew
Wouldn't that be the newly arrived generation?
yes but is the newly arrived gen called wouldn't the next gen also be new arriavals?
New arrivals ( birth) in this country hmmm
I would call them young Americans wouldn't YOU?
Or newly birthed Americans? :)
Would they not also be vertically challenged American's or horizontally supporting American's?
Would a drunk person be horizontally challenged?
Or would he be horizontally supporting? Isn't that the same as is the glass half full or half empty?
If someone goes with "glass half empty" does that mean they get as many free refills as they wish?
Would that apply if your glass has a hole in it as well?
don't all glasses have large holes in the top
Aren't all glasses around R/F members usually empty?
Dont you ever fill yours?
Wouldnt the hole in the top of the glass be SUCH a good excuse for refreshing it OFTEN? ;D
What is your favorite liquid beverage to fill the glass through the hole with?
Would you believe an innocent girl like myself is a hard core Rum lover?? ???
Would you believe that makes TWO of us??? ;D
You'll be sure to keep your hands off MY bottle of rum though, right?? >:(
Is it strange that I'm more of a fan of vodka?
Why would anyone fight over a rum bottle when they have their own? ;D
maeven, do you know that vodka mixes well with koolaid? ;D
Kool-Aid? Really? (lol...)
Maeven..... Have you looked in the brewing recipes at my candy flavored vodka?
Is one bottle of alcohol ever really enough?
is there ever really enough?
Enough is never enough, am I right?? :D
Enough can be enough but then the level of enough changes. Do any of you find that being true also?
why would i want alcohol?
:o What?! Are you serious?! Why ask why when it comes to alcohol?! Honestly, is Lady Christina being serious? :D
would you believe the strongest thing i drink is sweet tea?
Figured out long ago sober was better huh Lady Christina de Pond?
You wouldn't drink vodka either after the night I had with it in college, would you?
Would that make Lady Christine a Tea Totaller? (and Me Lady ther be nothing wrong with that)
would you believe i have no problem being a tea totaller
And would you believe that for all my talk, I drink only a few times a year?(faires,lol) NOTHING at all wrong with not drinking, a personal choice. :)
Why should we not believe this? I too will admit I enjoy my drink but is a rare occassion that I enjoy it.
I enjoy it too!, do you think the head aches are real??
why wouldn't they be real the pain is?
But are they not all in ones head?
You don't expect me to give up my Jack Daniel's, do you?
why are you holding him hostage?
Wouldnt Jack Daniels be a good hostage? (GOOD, not PERFECT....okay, I wont go there again,lol)
Can we hold Capn Morgan and Jim Beam hostage as well?
ok but how you gonna ransom them?
(merlin ain't gonna let Jack Daniels out of his sight)
Couldn't we sell Crown Royal and use the cash for the ransom?
You do know that by paying the ransom you will only haste thier demise?
Whats the big deal about that store? ::)
I'm confused, were you held for ranson in a store?
What kind of store was it?
would you believe it's all Merlin's doing?
he won't let go of Jack
How can we rescue the Jack of Daniels from Merlin's clutches?
Why would you dare chance the ire of a powerful wizard by taking away his Jack Daniel's? (If you want a sip, just ask...)
What about a swallow? or a gulp?
Wouldn't that make things all fuzzy?
What do you think made me so fuzzy?
Fuzzy hmm was it not a spell that went haywire?
What EXACTLY does haywire mean?
Wouldn't a haywire be the connection between the power source and the fully-automated hay bale?
Have you ever tried to straighten a wire came off a hay bale?
Did you want to reuse the wire?
would you call that rewiring?
Would I need to call an electrician?
Would that electrician be an expert on haywire?
why not a cowboy ;D
A cowboy?
Are cowboys haywire experts?
Can they actually mend a fence?
Can we get back to the cowboy?
why not?
If a cowboy only mends fences, wouldn't that make him a fenceboy instead?
But doesnt cowboy SOUND better? :)
Maybe cabana boy?
Do you think you would find a true cowboy around a cabana?
don't you think a cabana-cow-boy sounds like a perfect rom-com lead?
What does a cabana cow look like?
Does it wear a beach towel? ???
Do you think that's why the guy was yelling "Sunny Beaches!!" as we stampeded our horses through his farm?
Or did he say instead "Bun Of A Snitch!!!"???
I know if you you stampeded horse through my yard, I would be saying more then ****beaches at you. Do you think fire arm involvement might be to Strong??
So, do you mean cowboy action shooting?
Doesnt that sound like it might be fun to watch?
what would be fun to watch?
Would that not depend on who is watching?
For who do you THINK it would be the most fun?
Would that not depend on the role whomever was playing?
What kind of roles were you thinking about?
Are you refering to the watcher or watchee?
Are we talking about voyeurism here?
LOL, why would you get that impression?
What impression would you get from talk about watching, livestock, and role-playing?
Could that be considered illegal?
Or decidedly perverted?
you called?
why would i call?
Did somebody call?
It wasn't me, was it?
who you Ian?
Why did Ian call??
Do you think Ian called to invite us all to a faire that he is going to?
Can we all fit into the back of his car?
Did anyone call "shotgun" yet?
Is it a long trip? Will get bathroom breaks?
You taking the shotgun to the bathroom?
Wouldn't that make you a bit gun shy?
Is the gun loaded?
can i sit shotgun?
In the bathroom or in the car?
who would install a shotgun seat in the bathroom?
Maybe someone in the NRA?
Or someone extremely paranoid?
would you hold the gun while someone is in the bathroom?
Who said I'm paranoid????
Is the armed guard really necessary? Wouldn't it be easier to just latch the door?
what if the latch is broke?
Could it be just a loose screw?
Ooo. Who wants a loose screw? (I couldnt help it.)
How did we get back on the subject of sex?
Who said it was about sex? Maybe people just dont like loose screws? :D
I agree. I always find tight screws much better. Don't you find the end product more enjoyable with a tight screw?
Don't you feel better now that you're talking about something besides sex? ::)
how did we get on this subject?
How did we get on what subject? Hardware?
Is it called hardware now? Isn't that skirting the lines of decency?
would that depend on the length of the skirt?
What length of skirt or kilt would be appropriate to keep hardware under wraps? :D
Wouldn't that depend on the size of the hardware?
wouldn't it depend on the person?
Would the length or the diameter matter more?
would the cut of cloth matter?
Would it be safe for me to make a comment here?? (I very SERIOUSLY doubt it!)
What kind of comment, Merlin? :D
Do you really think that the Keepers of the Forum and the Legion of Decency would allow me free rein as I expound on the pleasures and dangers of carnal activity?
Oh, is that what this is about? :D
how can one ever be sure what this thread is about?
Do you need to know what it's about to participate?
I donno do you?
why not just pull a question out of thin air?
Wouldn't that be easier for the people in Colorado?
what has colorado to do with it?
Why do I feel I'm not in Kansas - or Colorado - anymore?
What has Colorado have to do with it? Didn't you realize that the air is thinner at that altitude?
Why is air so important at that altitude?
Its not a question of Altitude but of Attitude dont ya thing?
attitude is unique to each individual, the question is when will it rain?
In Texas I believe there is no rain in sight in the near future, isn't that correct?
Rain? Rain?!? What is this "rain" you keep speaking of?
Is that not some form of liquid falling from yonder heavens?
Maybe Merlin wished the "liquid" was Jack Daniels? ;)
In a world where lakes, rivers and seas were whiskey, would water become the drink of vice?
Do you think you'd ever find me not in a lake of Jack Daniel's?
Would fish all have liver problems?
Isn't a lake of whiskey mentioned in the song, Big Rock Candy Mountain?
Don't the hens lay soft-boiled eggs?
Wouldn't those be already-pickled eggs?
Why would anyone even eat pickled eggs, let alone ABP eggs?
Who actually LIKES picked eggs?????
Does caviar count as pickled eggs?
When did pickles start laying eggs?!?!
Did someone have a chicked named pickles?
Is this aberration in chicked pickle eggs due to radiation?!?!
Could it possably a pickled chicked contain in a radiated egg?
If Peter Piper picked a pickled chicked egg, fully radiated, how long would it take him to go from Baltimore to Philly?
How fast was the train traveling?
And what route?
Aren't potatoes roots?
How can potatoes be roots if they have eyes?
Arent you glad they dont have ears, like corn? ;D
Does eating corn improve your hearing then?
What?
After all the potatoes and corn I've eaten, why aren't my eyes and ears working better? You think I might have eaten some old potatoes and corn?
"Risking the wrath of a wizard" Were you old when you ate them?
That depends...do you consider 700 old?
Is that in years or months or days?
Isnt one only as old as they feel?
Does that not change each day?
Is that influenced by who I feel?
Wow, where did that come from?
Isn't the real question who came when?
"when" is relative, is it not based on location and who is there?
is a relative someone you are kin too?
I'm lost is anyone else?
On this thread, isn't lost the norm?
Is Norm lost too? What about the coach?
Wait, who is Norm coaching?
Why would Norm coach if Coach was there?
Perhaps Norm is coaching the Coach on buying purses by Coach?
What's Coach doing with a purse?
Coach died...did he come back as a purse-carrying Coachess?
Isn't a coachess what a Countess uses?
So, now the Countess is coaching... on what subject?
Countess, coachess, which is first?
Shouldn't a Countess always be first?
Countess should be first to do what? Are we talking about sex? AGAIN?!?
LOL, is your mind in the gutter AGAIN Merlin? :D
Did his mind ever leave? The gutter that is.
Isn't it hard to leave the gutter when the spout is clogged?
The spout is clogged? When did this happen?
Didn't you know you need to clean the leaves out every spring?
Does she have live oaks?
Wouldnt dead oaks drop more leaves?
Isn't Merlin's oak only in cask form?
Are you saying Merlin's oak belongs in a casket?
I am thinking it wouldnt only be oak in Merlin's casket?
If Merlins casket is Oak, is it lined in black and white lining?
wouldn't an oak casket decompose more easily?
Wouldn't it help if it was filled with Jack Daniel's?
But if it's a casket, isn't it too late to enjoy the Jack Daniel's?
Not if I have a straw...do you have one I can borrow?
Before I get my straw; is the dead body in the casket with the Jack Daniels?
Does this conversation remind anyone of the Night Pat Murphy Died?
What kind of liquor was in his casket? ;D ( I love that song,lol)
When it comes to liquor, does it matter what kind?
I'm so sorry, Adriana...Was Pat Murphy a good friend of yours?
What did Pat Murphy die of?
What didn't he die of?
Wasn't Pat Murphy (R.I.P.) everybody's friend? :)
Did he frequent Cheers, where everybody knew his name?
Anyone know the address for Cheers?
Don't you think that everyone has there own "Cheers" in their area?
Hmmmm do they know my name at cheers?
could someone have told them?
Who would have done something like that?
Did they do it intentionally?
Was the Rabbi wearing his personalized yarmulke?
Maybe that would do it?
Would your name have been written in glittery puffy paint on your personalized kippah?
Does anyone still use glittery puffy paint?
Whose name are we talking about?
Pat Murphy or Johnny Tarr perhaps aonther song?
Could it be Jack Daniels to make Merlin happy? :D
Why are we limiting the Jack to Merlin?
From written correspondence, it appears Merlin would swim in jack if given the opportunity do you not agree?
is there any doubt?
I wonder how much a swimming pool full of Jack Daniels (or rum,lol) would cost?
May I join in the swimming?
Wait, we're going to swim in it??? ??? ;)
who said bob o could i thought only merlin was?
Has anyone explained to merlin the first eule of swimming in a pool?
Rabbi, dont you think YOU should explain it to him?
(And Bob, what is this WE stuff,lol??? JK ;) )
Do I look like the kind of wizard who has to have it explained to what NOT to do while swimming in a pool of Jack Daniel's?
[I have visited the JD distillery and been in one of the bonded warehouses...I thought I was in heaven...so much Jack Daniel's, so little time!]
Can one judge a book by its cover?
(was you singing "Im in Heaven" lol)
I wonder how much time it would take to DRINK a pool full of Jack Daniels??
I'm in. Who else is in?
I thought Merlin was the only one allowed in the pool?
shhh what he doesnt know wont hurt him right?
Do you think he would notice if just a bit was gone from a whole pool full? :D
Don't you know he's a wizard?
Are you serious?
Is it worth being turned into a frog for a little bit of Jack?
It depends, are you referring to Mad Jack?
Do you think me so selfish as not to share my swimming pool full of Jack Daniel's? Does anyone have some large straws?
would you not have to worry about bugs or things?
Who needs straws?
Do you wish to be uncouth?
whats gonna keep you from slurping up a bug?
Do they make filtered straws?
could you use a brita filter on the straw?
would it fit the straw?
Why filter? Are pickled bugs bad for you?
i don't know about buggs but pickled leaves might tickle going down
Dont you know that SOME leaves are (open for debate) GOOD for you? :D
Do we really need to debate the health benefits of tea and other herbal supplements?
Dont you know I was talking more about mind expanding benefits? ::) ;D (Not that I am into it, just playing devil's advocate,lol)
are there any benifits to drinking dead tree leaves
Mairte, are you now trying to draw the attention away from the inference that you consider illegal substances to be good for you, even though you are right?
Now, WHY would I do that? :D
Are we supposed to drink the tea from the leaves or smoke them?
Couldnt we do both? ;)
can we just bake with them?
couldn't we be gentile and brew them?
Aren't most people already gentiles?
whats wrong with being a gentile?
Isn't that better than being a ceramic tile?
Have you seen the tiles that look like slate?
are we slating the pool or tiling it?
I thought we were swimming in Jack; when did this turn into a home improvement project?
Do they have the steps for making a Jack Daniels swimming pool on the DIY Network?
If they did, do you think even more people would be watching? :D
would it still be a jack daniels pool if we had a regular pool with a few unopened bottles of Jack on the bottom of the pool?
Wouldnt that be the cheaper kind of Jack Daniels pool?
Does this Jack Daniels pool come in a variety of sizes?
(I'm thinking we need XXXL for this bunch)
Would the biggest size available still possibly be too small? :D
Would you be surprised to know that Jack Daniel's is my favourite pool drink?
should we tell merlin the Jack daniels on the bottom of the pool isn't real?
Have you ever seen an ancient wizard go on a rampage after someone withheld his Jack Daniel's?
no would that be an interesting show?
Wouldnt it be fun to see him dive in to have to check and see if it was authentic?
Would a wizard have to dive in?
If his powers werent water related, wouldnt he HAVE to?
This Jack on the bottom of the pool isn't set up like the quarter super-glued to pavement is it?
How did you come up with such a spendid idea?? :D
You think I'm crazy enough to drink glue? (Hmmph! I'm going to do a couple of shots of JD!)
Now Merlin, dont you know we love to tease you? :D
Why would you want to risk incurring the wrath of a great and powerful wizard—who is not from Oz, by the way—by standing between him and the nectar which makes him the extraordinarily great and noble wizard that he is? ...and if you buy this BS, should we not have you put away forthwith?
If the world runs out of JD, what's next in line?
You would think it is 3D if you went to a theater lately. Does everything have to be in 3D?
isn't life in 3d
Does 3d give you a headache too?
Does it only give you a headache when you wear the glasses?
Dont movie theatres tend to give headaches, 3-D or not, depending on where you are sitting?
would it be the volume of the speakers?
Yeah...the volume of the speakers...don't you wish those people would shut up so you can hear the movie?
Don't you wish you could smack them for not shutting up?
3-D is so yesterday ... what the heck is 4-D?
would that mean you see all four sides of it?
It actually means you smell it. Who wants to smell a movie?
Wouldnt it depend on what you were having to smell?
Is anyone else but me still happy with 2-D?
Would you believe I am not a big fan of 3-D or 4-D either?
Should we all meet up for a good old fashioned 2-D matinee?
Would chick flicks be okay? (The women in my family do this on at least a bi-monthly basis!)
would you believe i own a variety of chick flicks
Would you believe that I originally read that as chicks filets?
Would you believe I don't own any chick flicks? ;)
Should we see a Pirate movie instead?
Pirates Of The Caribbean movies? :)
Did you know the number 1 adult film in 2010 was called Pirates?
Did you know they made a sequel?
did i really need to know that?
You mean you don't own the DVD?
My question is how did Mr. Hyde know about it? ;) ;D
do we want to know how mr hyde knows about this?
Will Mr Hyde send me a copy?
How many copies does he have?
Who in this day and age "owns" adult videos anymore? ;)
Where do I find this Pirates movie?
Would you really like to know?
Does anyone else want it; strictly for underwear garb research?
You really think that they are wearing any?
I don't remember much underwear, but would you be interested in an interesting use of candles?
do we want to know about the candles?
Was it a film that discussed how women used to singe off their leg hair with candles?
Doesnt that sound slightly painful?
that sounds very time consuming does it not?
Gives a whole new meaning to waxing, doesn't it?
Women who do waxing...do they do waning as well?
let us sneak off as the waning sun drops below the the well on the hill, does that not sound nice, what is up with all this waxing stuff?
Doesn't that sound like a lot of extra work, BG?
would you rather wax or shave?
Do I look like someone who shaves?
who wants to hold merlin down and shave his beard for him?
Wouldn't it be more fun to play "Dip the Wiz"?
What would be the most fun about it? ;D
"Dip the Whiz', does your breeze blow that way Rogue?
do you think Merlin might not like to be dipped
But WHY not? ;D
Who wants to live out their years as a toad?
How much rum does one have to drink to EVER consider bullying a wizard?
Will it be a cool toad?
Purple or maybe chartreuse? Or does it have to be plain old brown? ;D
Would a Scottish toad prefer to be a specific tartan? Would that be cool enough for you?
Does anyone have a camera handy? (When this happens I want a picture of it, or video would be even better!)
Are you going to sell the cool toad pics on ebay? ;D
Ooooh, good idea! How much do you think I could get for them?
What kind of percentage are you offering the talented, handsome, wise, debonair wizard that can turn his enemies into cool, tartan-coloured toads?
Even if it's 100%, isn't 100% of nothing still nothing?
If you have nothing in your hand is that still considered having something?
But isnt one toad in the hand better than nothing at all?
Can we leave the toads to Merlin?
are you sure merlin would want the toads?
What wizard wouldn't want toads?
What about a wizard what's got a surplus of toads in inventory?
would that wizard be willing to send some to Merlin?
Is Merlin short of toads?
Isn't there a chance of toad overload?
Merlin, would you consider turning them into cats instead?
would that depend if merlin wanted to clean up after all the cat?
Rather than cats instead, wouldn't some prefer cats in river?
Catfish?
do you know they bite?
Catfish are bottomfeeders, aren't they?
Did you know that there's a location here in Arkansas called Toad Suck and they have catfish, and they even have a Toad Suck festival each year?
why do i want to eat a catfish? I don't like fish
Are you Catholic? (that's why I don't care much for fish....)
Are Catholics not fond of fish?
Aren't you worried about mercury poisoning?
If you had been forced to eat fish on Fridays for most of your young life, would you still like fish?
no i'm not catholic but would you believe that i love shell fish? others not so much
Wouldnt anybody raised as a catholic have a phobia about eating fish? (Urrg. ME! I have been happy not to participate in that for over 28 years!)
I didn't grow up liking fish, but is it okay if now, I do - especially, if it's an Italian dish?!
would you believe i have friends who eat raw fish with onions?
Oh, did I forget to mention that I frequently eat sushi and sashimi?
is that anything like ceviche?
Should I say, "Gesundheit"?
If you speak German, why not?
did Jack sneeze?
Did Jack Daniel's? (...see how I worked that in?)
Can everyone tell Merlin loves his Jack Daniels? ;D
So why would someone sneeze Jack Daniel's?
would that mean they were breathing jack daniels?
Are you saying Merlin lives and breathes Jack Daniels?
Well, he does, doesn't he?
I wonder, does sushi taste good with Jack Daniels?
If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi, would you have a drink of Jack Daniel's with her?
who says i like sushi or jack?
Do you not like either of them?
Can I have the rice over the sushi?
Do you want soy sauce too?
Adriana, doesn't the rice go under the sushi?
sushi, an excuse to not cook fish,, who eats uncooked fish???
Don't polar bears like uncooked fish?
Who eats sushi? What am I, chopped liver?
Do you like chopped liver as much as I do?
How much do you like chopped liver?
Quote from: MrHyde on August 27, 2011, 10:08:32 PM
Don't polar bears like uncooked fish?
Who eats uncooked fish, not what
Does chopped liver taste better'n sliced liver, or can you not slice it?
whether it is sliced or chopped , does it really make a difference?
Does anyone else find it absolutely disgusting?
Is that a nice thing to say about Beckgam462?
do not care if it is nice or not; Do you not agee??/ :D
That Beckgam462 or liver is disgusting or both? ;D
Is it disgusting that I enjoy a plate of calf liver smothered in onions and bacon (MMMMmmmm!), or that I'll each fried chicken livers like popcorn, and that as a result, I'll probably only live another couple hundred years because of cholesterol?
What's so terrible about chicken livers? (Though I only ate them when I was pregnant,lol)
whos trying to get us to eat livers?
Pate, anyone?
Is it bald?
Every seen a furry liver?
why would you want to?
Would the furry liver be one with mold on it? (ewwwww!!)
are yall trying to make me sick? (ewwww)
Isnt penicillin made out of some kind of mold? ;D
are you trying to kill me now?
Eeeeew, when did this turn into a gross out session?
what in tarnations is PATE?
Ground up goose liver :P it just is nasty stuff. Can we just talk about rainbows or kitties or something?
You want to talk about ground up kitties?
mr. hyde are you trying to make me sad or sick
I am SICK of not getting any rain, did you get any?
Any rain? How does 12 inches in 24 hours sound? (Thanks, Hurricane Irene! :()
(edited into a question. oops :P)
For Texas that sounds like what we need.
Who wants to stand in the rain? (NOT the 12 inches in 24 hour variety of course!!)
can i stand int he rain? I want some rain
Isn't it supposed to rain in Houston by Friday?
Wouldn't the rain just bead up on the dry desert floor?
why don't yall just send the rain to me?
Can we keep some of it?
With all this rain; is anyone going to take pictures of the rainbow?
I wonder if there would be any double rainbows?
would you believe i've followed a double rainbow for 30-40 minutes
Is there such a thing as a triple rainbow?
Have you not ever seen a triple rainbow?
Have you?
RAINBOWS what are they made of?
Are they made of SKITTLES? :D
Are you talking about Beckgam again? (Mairte, I have seen a triple on one occasion, doubles a few times...)
Merlin, were you sober when you saw it?
Would you believe I've seen double rainbows too? (and yes, I was sober... ;))
Boy, didn't I see some fantastic rainbows while I was in Scotland?
Hyde, are you inferring that I may occasionally drink a touch more than normally prescribed as moderate?
why would you think that Merlin?
So who decides what is moderate?
That isn't a political question, is it?
Since bungee jumping is X-TREEM, wouldn't anything else by definition be moderate?
(Picture Merlin with an X-TREEM bottle of JD ;D)
Can I have a bottle of X-TREEM alchohol too? (The rum or tequila kind please.)
Would it be immoderate of me to use a big straw on a barrel of Jack Daniel's?
would that depend on how much Jack you plan to drink in one setting
How much JD CAN Merlin drink at a time?
Doesn't everyone pace themselves?
how would i know?
Do I need a Pace Car for that?
Would a Pace car help at all?
Would it not be dangerous to drive a pace car while under the influence of Jack Daniel's?
Wouldnt it be dangerous to drive ANY car (well, maybe except a matchbox one) under the influence of Jack Daniels?
When are we going to see Merlin drink while bungee jumping?
Or jumping out of an airplane?
When a wizard is acrophobic, do you really think you'll ever see him bungee jump or parachute, with or without Jack Daniel's?
I am curious how much JD it would take to overcome the acrophobic? Maybe if someone was comatose?
Are you saying Merlin (or perhaps someone else) is comatose?
Could we take this in a different direction...just for a couple days? (you're making me nervous :-\ )
Do wizards really get nervous? Would you feel better if I gave you a Jack ?
Who wouldn't feel better with a shot of Jack? :)
would jack make bob feel better
Could anyone make Bob feel anything?
Why are you picking on BobO?
But doesnt BobO LIKE us to pick on him? ;D
well why shouldn't we pick at Bob O
Does BobO have a scab to pick at too?
What is the number one reason we shouldnt tease Bob?
Does Bob have a very long sword?
i haven't met bob how would i know?
Is it okay if we don't discuss the length of my sword? ;) ;D
Does the Dona think about anything other than the length of a man's sword?
why don't you ask her?
Well, we can we talk about the weight of his mace?
Would you believe that was the funniest thing I've read all day? :D
Are you trying to tell us that it isn't the size of the sword, but the sharpness of the steel?
Or do you mean it's not the size of a man's sword but the weight of his mace?
YAWN! - When can we start using female body-part innuendo?
why would we want to do that?
I dunno, Lady C - equal time, maybe?
Who ever has enough time?
would you take a 25hour day if one was available?
Wouldn't our employers just find a way to make us work that extra hour?
what if they didn't?
What if they did?
Jack, can you think of any innuendo that won't get us kicked off of here?
How many tacos should an average male have eaten by age 60 ? ;D
With or without rabbit food?
how many rabbit tacos can you eat in 60 minutes?
would you believe rabbit is good to eat? a little salty but good
Have you mentioned this to Bugs?
Has Bugs changed diet from carrots to tacos ?
Doesnt Bugs errrmmmm RABBIT taste almost like chicken?
What did the first person to eat chicken say it tasted like?
Do you think, perhaps, they said it tasted like Grog, the caveman?
So if everything taste like chiken....What does chicken taste like?
Uh, chicken? ::)
wait who ate the caveman and why?
(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/425_caveman_lawyer2.jpg)
Not naming names but, how many eat flesh these days anywho ?
I wonder how many vegetarians there are as opposed to carnivores?
If you are a vegetarian would that make you a V8 for vampires?
Is there such a thing as vegetarian vampires?
Do vegetarian vampires go for beets?
Do beets taste good in stewed rabbit?
Should you get a rabbit drunk or should P.E.T.A. be left out of this?
If we're making rabbit stew, shouldn't People Eat the Tasty Animal?
why isn't peta people for eating tasty animals
Who runs the organization for Animals Eating Tasty People?
How would they know which people are tasty?
would they have possibly licked them?
Wouldnt grizzly bears or lions do more than that?
whos a grizzly? and whos a lion?
Lions, tigers and bears, is that a quote?
Why do I feel the need to say "Oh My!"?
If we are to be discussing wizards, should I not be included in the conversation?
Were we discussing wizards? (I lost track! :D )
if i say wizard would that include merlin?
Are you saying Merlin might NOT be a wizard? :o
Do you dare to test me, mortal?
Is it multiple choice or essay?
multiple choice, but you need to decide whether you use the iostream or cmath libraries?
why can't we use Hexadecimal or cobol? I know I that should confuse someone.
Why not just use good ole binary?
Mairte, are you stirring up Merlin again???
Did you know that when counting in binary this is 4?
(http://archer.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/greg-chappell-middle-finger.jpg)
It's true!
(http://www.yournextgift.com/images/2007/09/binary_finger_tee.jpg)
So would it then be an insult if I said, "Four you?"
Do then does One Four One equal Two?
Merlin are you telling Rogue he's on your number one list
What's wrong with being someone's number one?
Wasn't Riker #2 but was called #1?
Are we doing rennie math again?
Where is Jules?
is she hiding from Merlin?
Am I that scary looking?
who is suposed to be scared of you?
Anybody with sense? ;D
Mairte, would you like to join those frogs you found? :P
How much to impose a few dozen warts (no frogs) upon a selected worthy candidate ?
If I join the frogs does it have to be in frog form? :D
Are you going to kiss the frogs?
Will they all turn into handsome princes? :D
Maybe, but won't the princesses get worts?
Ah, but will the Prince get the taco ?
Do tacos give you warts?
LOL, would you want tacos even if they gave you warts? :D
Do you really think frog tacos would be tasty?
why do you want to eat a poor little frog?
Did you know last year the Texas Renaissance Festival sold fried frog legs?
Yes, but weren't tacos a more popularly desired item at the evening camp area ?
I believe fish tacos were weren't they Archer?
Isn't the flavor and content of a Texas taco controlled more by the particular vendor's activity on the day of the transaction ?
do i really want to know?
Is it enough to simply believe?
Are you not the person who believes a good taco should be thoroughly pounded by a worthy mace ?
wouldn't that become taco salad?
You use a mace to eat taco salad? Isn't a fork good enough for you?
Does a strong Texas female prefer a mace over having her salad tossed ?
Do you prefer jelly or syrup?
would that depend on what i'm putting it on?
Do you want jelly or syrup on TACOS? :o :D
(https://si1.twimg.com/profile_images/347053532/thumbs_up_bigger.jpg)
It will do but, isn't cool whip the customary taco topping ? (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2othsXI71qflpc1o1_500.jpg)
do you get the feeling we arent talking about real tacos?
Yes, but do feelings matter when selecting a taco topping ? (http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/assortedholiday/heart.gif)
Wouldn't your taco get sticky with too many toppings on it?
We are talking about sticky tacos now? :D
how many toppings is too many?
Depends on the tastebuds of the beholder, so shall we discuss seafood instead ? (http://th173.photobucket.com/albums/w49/kimobean/th_Clam-pa.jpg)
Archer, are you testing the limits?
is there any doubts?
Do you think this number of fair damsels would be returning to check this sthread so often, if not having fun and curious as to what may come next ?
would it be that we are curious as to what the boys are going to say next
Are you putting all the blame on the dudes and excluding the dudettes?
Are we having fun with this process of making others smile ?
With your sheet-metal face, how are we supposed to know if you're smiling or sticking your tongue out at us?
Always smiling, are not all who joyfully trek to renfaires ?
Does that have a built-in tube with which you can sip an ale?
Does a bear poop in the woods ? ;D
where else is he going to go?
Don't they ever use the privies in the parks?
Are trees in parks meant to be peed on?
When a bear get's its poop on is it grey?
Would that be a question that could potentially move minds/thoughts a kingdom away from the food and weapons arena ?
how did we get onto bears and their bathroom habits?
How did we get bears into bathrooms? ???
Is it because Americans like bathroom humor, or just clean bears?
Should a grizzly just walk in to the nearest neighborhood Bear Wash?
so where would i find a bear wash?
Does a bear wash in the woods too?
How much is the worker's compensation insurance premium for a bear wash employee ?
is it automatic or does someone wash the bears?
Are bear washers bare?
What if they were? :D
Is it true that the bare bear washers can barely bear the smell of the wet bear hair?
LOL--how are you going to follow that? ;D
who is bob following now?
Did you just change the subject?
what me change the subject?
Which of His Majesty's subjects needed changing?
Could it be one of the unwashed bears? Or are bears not His Majesty's subjects?
would changing the cloths be considering changing a subject?
Don't altar cloths get changed when the seasons change?
How often should I change wash cloths?
Why would a bear need a wash cloth?
If bears need wash rags how do they wash them?
what do you make bear washcloths out of?
Who is bare and needs washing?
Please tell me NOT the wizard? :D (Sorry Merlin, I couldnt resist!)
shouldn't we leave washing the wizard to nim?
Don't you think she'd rather wash the bear? ;)
Is that easier than bathing a cat?
wouldn't bathing anything be easier than bathing a cat?
Did you know for some reason that made me think of a 400 pound Sumo wrestler?
Isn't 400 pounds considered a lightweight in Sumo?
how would i know how much a normal sumo weighs?
doesn't everyone know that?
Did you know that the average weight for a sumo wrestler is 422 pounds, and height is 6-foot 2 inches?
merlin are you looking this up?
OK, but what's a henway?
A place for hens to walk on?
Isn't an open flame a place for hens to wok on?
Are we talking about bathing hens and Sumo wrestlers now? :D
Have you seen sumo wrestling bathing hens? ...and Jack, if they're dressed, wouldn't a henway about 4 pounds?
What about hens bathing sumo wrestlers and bears? :D
how long are we gonna talk of washing bears sumos and hens?
Would you rather talk about bare sumo wresters bathing hens?
Its nearly lunch, can we discuss grilled chicken instead?
Do you plan to waterboard them while they're being grilled, or ask questions nicely?
who let merlin in the kitchen?
Did he jump over the baby gate?
Or did he charm the lock off the front door?
why didn't invest in the merlin proff lock?
Why would anyone believe Merlin can't pick locks ? (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C7HfAoBN3AI/TfdK6iybpsI/AAAAAAAADzs/kj5WJF6ShCo/s640/sh.jpg)
Do you think wizards must stoop to picking locks?
Isn't stooping necessary when the important locks are located below a good wench's waistline ?
Ah!! Stooping or kneeling? ;D
is there much of a difference?
Is success more important than stance ?
Isnt success always the goal?
Who scored the goal?
How would we find out?
wouldn't someone know?
isnt it time to change the subject?
Is time to start talking about alcohol again?
why would we want to do that?
why wouldnt we?
Arent there many subjects to discuss?
Why dont you pick one?
can we discuss chocolate?
do you like chocolate?
who doesn't?
Have you not heard to beware of those who hate chocolate ? http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=170602505715 (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=170602505715)
If I only like dark chocolate, does that make me racist?
Does the ACLU know about this?
what does the aclu know about chocolate?
Isn't that the American Chocolate Lovers Union?
If I love Swiss chocolate, can I still be in the union or is it for lovers of American chocolate only?
would it be for all chocolate lovers
Is it American chocolate, or American's who are chocolate lovers? (Where is the head of the ACLU when you need him/her?)
Europeans don't care for American chocolate, do they?
If you had tasted both, would you?
does this taste test include Americans and Europeans or just the Chocolate?
what do Europeans taste like?
Would anyone else care to say it? SORRY Chicken it had to be done
whos eating the europeans?
Isn't it the European men?
European men are why words like bromance have been included in Websters dictionary this year,
Bromance "Bro" as in male friend of the same gender, mance as in romance, What is this world coming
why can't d--khead ( also known as Richard Crainum) be a word?
Do I need to get a 2X4?
Is that the same as a 4x2?
Doesn't it depend on how you look at it?
I donno but you should ask my brother, He got whacked in the head with one a few times.
Cant we just go with the plank thing?
Who's gonna walk the plank?
Walk the plank? Is that short for plankton? How do you get a collar on plankton so you can walk them?!?!?
Wasn't Plankton an evil genius in Bikini Bottoms?
Do you want to see anything that even resembles a plank or plankton in bikini bottoms?
Does plankton have an older sister?
Might you be referring to Amoeba, better known to her friends as Amy?
Is she kosher?
Why? Do you plan on having her pickled?
Did yo make sure she's of drinking age?
The pickle?!?
The dill, the sweet or the inebriated type pickle ?
Who's pickle?
Don't ya know I was asking if amoebae were kosher, not pickles?
why are you talking about pickles?
I see a lot of pickle juice at fair, but why so few actual pickles?
How do you make pickle juice anyway? Squeeze pickles?
wouldn't that seem like the easiest solution?
Are easy solutions the better type of solutions when there is a choice ?
We have a choice???
"To be or not to be"...isn't that the question?
is the question to be a pickle fan or not?
My eyes are failing...would you believe I first read that as "pickle fart?"
(http://tobyspinks.com/images/bob_farrell_pickle.jpg)
Yes, but do you want a pickle that is easier to read, old fart ?
did archer just call merlin an old fart? :o
How do you politely tell a friend to kiss your donkey? ::) ;)
How does one elderly fart pass along a hug and hand shake to another, using a keyboard ?
Wouldn't it be easier to meet and share a tankard?
What if one of the elderly farts has cooties?
Do cooties exsist?
if they do how do you know know if you have them?
do they make you itch?
Doesn't it matter where the cootie bites you as to the degree of the itch?
would it depend on the one bit?
Are you saying that different people have different reactions to the bite of a cootie?
Isnt a cootie the same animal as a crab louse?
have you seen a louse?
do you have pictures?
Who do you want pictures of?
would it be a louse?
are they photogenic?
Have you ever seen a louse shy away from the camera? (Wait...)
whos chasing the louse?
Would a mouse chase a louse in a Dr. Seuss book?
Are we heading back to the vessel with the pestle?
Do you put the louse in the vessel and smash it with the pestle?
wait whos smashing what?
Arent you smashing a louse in the vessel with the pestle?
Doesnt everyone want to smash a louse?
Why do you have somethings against louses? Aren't they part of the Almighty's creation also?
Does not MrHyde make a good point with that observation ?
Do you think the observation was pointed? (I hope not)
Is that observation loaded? Do you think you should be pointing it at anyone?
Why would anyone want to save a louse?
We're in a recession, aren't we? Shouldn't we all be saving our lice?
Are the lice in peril?
Would that be Peril, France?
Wouldn't it be Le Peril, France?
Are we saying the people of France have lice?
Wasn't that person saying the French are lousy?
Do the French eat lice with their snails?
Do the French have snails for pets or house guests?
do i looke like i've been to france?
What does someone who has been to france look like?
Can you really TELL from their looks?
can you have a french look without going to France?
I am puzzled, what would a French look be exactly?
couldnt you tell by the berets?
are you wearing a beret?
Do i look like a mime?
Are mimes from France?
Isnt it a requirement?
Would I guess wrong if a French look had something to do with sticking your tongue out at someone?
Maybe a person could tell from a French kiss? :D
Aren't you too close to look for a French look if your close enough to kiss?
what if you had an extra long tounge?
how close is too close?
do you have a ruler?
Isn't his name Obama?
jack are you saying you named your tape measure Obama?
What else could you name a tape measure?
do people often name their tape measure?
wouldnt that be ridiculous?
Is it more ridiculous to name your car?
what else do you name?
Possibly something unmentionable in an open forum?
What do you think of the name "Stanley"?
didn't someone already name their tape measure stanley?
Wernt we talking about something unmentionable?
You mean we actually TALK about our unmentionables here?
whos talking about their unmentionables?
You don't read me mentioning them, now do you?
WHAT unmentionals CAN we decide to mention? ;D
Didn't I tell you not to mention that?
If I dont mention it, will other people rebel and mention it?
Do you find people to be rebellious on here?
By what standard do we measure rebellious?
Isn't the standard measure for most of the world the meter?
What if you are measuring something other than length?
could you use a scale?
Why not -fish use scales, don't they?
Do they use them when they are on a diet?
have you ever seen a fish weighing it's food?
What kind of fish are we talking about?
I hope its Bass, who wants to talk about Pike?
are you cooking bass?
arent you supposed to play a bass?
Aren't they very good for learning your scales?
can you tune a fish?
Isn't it best to tune a fish in a can?
why are you tuning a can?
wernt we talking about tuning a fish in a can?
Isn't that the only way to tune a fish?
how does one tune a fish?
I believe you use a can opener, don't you?
Do you prefer electric or manual openers?
Arent manual can openers preferable?
isnt manual always better?
Don't electric can openers provide a more accurate tune?
would that depend on whos in control of the opener?
Isn't the Baseball Commissioner responsible for the game opener?
what happens if he dies?
would they get a new commisioner?
How soon could they make that happen?
Who cares?... lol
Are we talking about Major League?
is there a minor league comissioner?
Is he smaller?
Or bigger? ;)
Does everything have to be bigger or smaller? What happened to medium?
I'm from Texas so aren't we supposed to say everything is bigger?
Isnt that just a rumor? {gotta love us Okies}
does bigger mean better?
are you talking about cheese cake?
Why do I have the impression it just might not be about cheesecake? :D
Why does Mairte always bring the subject back to sex?
did she or did you merline?
Is Merline the feminine form of Merlin?
;)
Did someone say sex?
is that the favorite topic of this group?
Who, ME, bring the subject back to sex? Dont you have the wrong person? :D Would you rather I talk about rum or jack daniels? :D :D
Which is better wine or women?
What is better men or booze or both? ;D (Just teasing! )
Do you suppose, Dona, that Lady Christina was trying to address my more feminine side, despite the fact that even my feminine side likes Jack Daniel's? ...and sex?
does it depend on the booze or the man?
what if i want to choose man over booze?
Wouldn't that depend on the type of man and type of booze?
wouldnt they both go down smooth?
would it depend on if you drink?
Ha, is that a trick question? :D
Why, was it posed by a wizard?
Which wizard? ;D
Do you prefer one in particular you are hoping it was?
Wouldnt any wizard be interesting at least? (Nope, No one in particular!)
Do you prefer good wizards or dark wizards?
are good wizzards kind?
Good wizards use Kindles?
do they keep thier spells stored on them?
should we ask Merlin if he keeps his spells on a kindle?
Do you think I'm sober enough to put my keels on a spindle?
dont you know how to work it?
Is it like riding a bicycle?
would the alcohol be a hinderance to knowing how to use it?
Would that be biking under the influence, a.k.a, a BUI?
Can you be arrested for a BUI?
Or WUI? (walking while intoxicated)
QuoteDo you think I'm sober enough to put my keels on a spindle?
Is Merlin a sailor? Keels are for sailors, right?
Do ships need wizards? Wouldn't walking while intoxicated be a WWI?
Are you trying to send me off to a past war to be a sailor wizard just because I got a little drunk and turned Mairte into a toad? (jeez...one little mistake...)
why did you turn mairte into a toad?
Hey, I thought you turned me into a FROG? :D
Do frogs give warts or just toads?
Since warts never came from me, isnt it pretty certain that I am not a magically induced toad but as said, a frog? ;D
Any one else wondering why we are debating Merlin's drinking habits?
I didnt think we were debating as much as just teasing someone we respect and like?
Are you debating how much I drink or what I drink?
Dont you think it's most likely the WHAT? ;D
Isn't what I drink absolutely well-known to everyone?
Can everyone say Jack Daniels?
Does anyone else hang out with the Jack of the Daniels?
Yes, but wouldn't a cold Killian's Red be just fine today ?
Can I bring Captain Morgan to the party?
Didn't I try to break Merlin of the Jack habit at rendezvous? Didn't I give you yummy scotch, Merling? Can anyone blame me for trying?
Do you think rum would have had better results or is it a lost cause? :D
Are you trying to pull me out of my happy place?
Why would I do that when Jack Daniels is the liquid of life? (not for me but just saying! ;D)
Wouldn't blood be the liquid of life?
Isn't blood suppose to be properly mixed with (insert beverage here) to become the elixor of life?
What do you use to mix it with?
Would a blender work?
would that be considered heavy machinery?
Can you not operate heavy machinery when drinking blood?
Do vegetarian vampires drink blood?
how would i know do i run with vampires?
Who around here might run with vampires so we can figure this out? :D
Hmmmm........ Could that be where the Killer Tomatos from outer space originated?
do tomatos have to be from outer space to be killers?
Could they be spaced out killer tomatos?
Did those killer tomatoes come from Whole Foods or Central Market?
would you believe to some people can't eat tomatoes?
Then wouldnt those REALLY be killer tomatoes?
could you kill the tomoto before it killed you?
would you believe if i eat tomatoes I break out in hives?
Do bees live in those hives?
Is that why hives itch so badly?
if you scrath them hard enough, does honey come out?
would you believe that honey doesn't come from those hives?
Which hives does the best honey come from ?
Do you have to take Benadryl to make honey come from a hive?
Are you saying beekeepers carry Benadryl with them?
Do you think they would be smart to carry it?
Is there any other thing that it would be smart to carry?
But what if they are allergic to Benadryl? (I am. The docs didnt believe this possible until tests. I am indeed allergic to Benadryl! :D )
would be believe i now have a food alergy and a medicine alergy?
Arent some allergies just strange?
where is this topic going now?
would you believe i'm steering?
Dont you think we should beware when Lady Christina is steering? :D
Where do you think she will steer us?
don't you wish you knew where i was leading?
Shouldnt we be afraid, VERY afraid?
do you think she will lead us to booty?
Is it possible that she will lead you into trouble instead?
Why in the world would we want booty when we can have trouble? :D
can booty equal trouble?
Do you THINK so? :D
Who should we ask ?
would Merlin know if booty equaled trouble?
Isnt he ancient enough to know it? ;D
would you really take trouble over booty?
why do i have to choose one?
Are the gals talking about baubles and pearls when we refer to booty?
wouldnt it be open to interpretation?
or should it be that depends on who's interpretation it is?
Baubles and pearls when talking about BOOTY, are you crazy? :D
what comes to mind when you think of booty?
would you believe boots?
really?
Are you saying a simple word could be interpreted differently by different people and/or cause a different mental picture for different people ?
Doesnt that make the most sense?
Does making sense matter in these days and times ?
LOL, is that a trick question?
Have I missed something?
I don't know, what were you shooting at?
While I was traveling, my ears were burning... what was that you wanted to know about booty? ... and whose booty was in question? ... and is the Doña shooting at someone's booty? ...and while we're at it, what is the meaning of life?
Merlin, you mean you havent discovered the meaning of life? Is everyone else as surprised as I am? ;D
Is it not Jack Daniels?
Isn't the the reason for living rather than the meaning of life?
couldnt monty python tell us the meaning of life?
Or let us know where the Holy Grail is? ;D
Do you think that the meaning of life is to find the holy grail?
Wouldnt that depend on if there was rum or jack daniels in it? ;D
wouldnt that make it the holy shot glass?
Doesnt that have a better ring to it? ;D
could you pick out the holy shot glass out of a lineup?
Is it the ones that leaks?
or it is the one that is fully intact?
Does that mean my holey socks are no longer holy?
well, dont you think they wouldnt be wholly either?
Would that mean that a strainer is extremely holy?
Don't you agree that being holy would strain a lot of people?
Is it because alot of people are not holy?
whats wrong with being holy?
did lady christina finally chime in?
Is she a bell with a clacker?
If so, then would it be a holy clacker?
would only bob come to that conclusion?
Does reaching a conclusion allow us to cease thinking ?
Does that mean we are required to think? {pouts} guess I cant play then.
what you don't want to think?
Is wanting to think triggered by the left side of the brain or the right side ?
What!!!!!? Are we now suppose to have a brain? {This just keeps getting worse}
are all the guys here sitting in their empty nothing box?
Dont you believe it must be pretty boring in the empty nothing box?
Duh?
dont you know that that empty nothing box is not where our thoughts come from?
How comfortable is this empty nothing box? Are its corners rounded?
i don't have a nothing box how would i know if the corners are round?
What is the name for a round corner ?
What's around the corner? ???
isn't halloween around the corner?
Doesn't TRF come first?
Is there an order?
Who's giving orders?
May I take your order ?
Did you know that the most common question a drummer asks is, "Do you want fries with that?"
Is that because drummer's have a lot of potatoes?
Isn't working at a fast food emporium a small potatoes job?
Do small potatoes make small fries?
whos cutting potatoes?
Do you cut yourself when cutting potatoes?
Who said ANYTHING about cutting potatoes!?
is cutting potatoes better than cutting cheese?
'Better' in what sense?
would someone bring me some fries?
would you like a shake with those fries?
Depends on the type of shake and the server doesn't it?
Welcome to mcdonald's, May i take your order?
hey blurt you gonna wear the ronald costume too?
Ronald is old but was he Renaissance?
Can we pretend he was renaissance?
Isn't Mickey D's where the village idiots work?
Isn't working whether at McDonald's or Microsoft still better than begging?
do they let you have mcfluries at mircosoft?
Would they not be mixed with bytes of this and that?
Is that a recipe for guncotton?
Just what do you plan on doing with this guncotton?
why are you putting gun in the cotton?
Will you be able to find the gun in the cotton?
Does anyone get cotton-mouth when someone points a gun at you?
how many people have had guns pointed at them?
Wouldnt you be surprised and most people dont get cottonmouth from GUNS, am I right? :D
What do guns have to do with a snake?
Wouldnt it be nice to have a gun to shoot the cottonmouth?
who drug the snake into this?
Dont snakes crawl?
Does a King Cobra crawl upward?
If you are king would you not allready be at the top?
Do you mean on top of the throne?
Is the throne made of porcelain?
Could you respect a king on a porcelain throne? :D
Would it not depend on what the King was approving or passing on his throne?
Wouldnt just the look of it make you not take him serious?
The King or the Cobra?
Wouldn't it be wise to respect a cobra no matter where it was sitting?
would someone take the snake outside?
Do you want to pickup a King Cobra doing it's business on a throne?
can you use the snake smiters stick?
If you used the snake smiter's stick, wouldnt it offend His Highness The Snake?
How did the snake become the King?
By biting all the other contenders for the porcelain throne? :D
Where did he bite them?
Did the King Snake bite them within the realm?
Is "The Realm" a euphemism for His Highness' naughty bits?
No, wouldn't it be the contenders'?
Wouldnt it be any parts that are hanging within biting distance?
Do the parts actually hang?
Did the king snake hang his contenders?
anyone got a snake wacking stick?
Why do you want to whack the snake?
Is wacking a snake like wacking a mole?
If you have a mole, can we try it out on you?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OGHiHYLoVys/RtbqYRiVxFI/AAAAAAAAAqg/9Djbvf1PiHs/s200/Mole+Rat.bmp)
What size mallet is required ?
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLhx29vW6yxM5WX0svPJBeq1NEVXRF7qEbjfh6UTNNlRpjxa-D8iCWL5XW:www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/179590/whack-a-mole-700x467.jpg)
i want a to be as far as way from the snake as possible can i have the largest mallet
Can you lift the largest mallet?
if i can't would you lift it?
Will you pay him to lift it?
would he accept a dead cobra as form of payment?
Shouldn't we ask him?
Can we not kill the snake and let it go instead?
Can I vote for giving it to a zoo?
can we go to the zoo?
Won't there be snakes there?
If you have the largest mallet are you the one who is going to eliminate the snake?
Should we send this brave baby to eliminate the snake ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o)
Where are that child's parents?
Do you think they were eaten by the snake?
Could we get a snake charmer instead of a mallet-wielder?
can we just make the snake go away?
They said, "What a marvelous dance!
Look at him jump and prance!"
He replied, "No applause,
It is only because
A snake is up the leg of my pants!"
She betrayed a sly silent smile.
Then examined the wall's art deco style.
She dared not mention
Her secret intention
After all, it was her pet reptile.
The crowd shifted, split and spread wide
As she quickly moved to his side.
She opened his belt
Reached down and felt
All the places a boa might hide.
You see that is how it began.
They left walking hand in hand.
If her design doesn't falter
Soon they'll meet at the altar
Due to her sneaky snake plan.
*** Is there another way to cause snake absence ?
If there is, isnt this still the best one? :D
Are we still discussing snakes?
would you believe i'm not sure?
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
would you believe i didn't choose the topic?
How about gila monsters instead as a topic?
Are the gila monsters kings also? Does anyone else think that sometimes there are too many chiefs and not enough indians?
Is this a veiled reference to the 400 families that control 95% of America's wealth?
Why can't I be in one of the 400 families? Do I not fit in there?
Do the 400 families have gila monsters? ???
why? do you want a gila monster?
Would it be a pet or bar b que?
Woudn't it be iguana that is cooked in such a method ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCCswdli0fI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCCswdli0fI)
Dont some people eat tarantulas too?
Wasn't the tarantella dance named after the tarantula?
would it be from someone who got a spider down their pants?
Can you say the Tarantula from Tartarus danced the Tarantella ten times really fast?
Is my tongue supposed to get wrapped around my legs when I try that?
Did you have to paint that sort of picture for us, M?
Did his tongue have paint on it?
Would that qualify as oral body art ?
would that be tongue art?
Who are the clientele for that type of art?
Don't you think that the ancient tongue worshipers of Upper Cowabunga would be interested in tongue art?
Aren't they fairly ancient?
The tongues or the worshippers?
What exactly would be determined as ancient?
Are you looking at me as you ask that?
Who else but you?
Is Merlin the Elder the last of his kind since the death of Dumbeldore?
But does his name not imply a Merlin the Younger?
How old is the younger?
Is there a Merlin the Youngest too?
Where is my son when I need him?
So, is Merlin the Younger a chip off the old magic wand?
If you chip a magic wand, does it stop working?
Does what stop working? ...the wand, or the chip?
Isn't a chip from a stick a splinter?
Don't even more chips come from Silicon Valley?
Silicon Valley . . . does Merlin like fault lines now ?
Why is it my fault?
I thought it was Silicon Valley's fault - am I wrong?
Isn't the Silicon Valley responsible for many things?
yes but who created silicon valley
Don't you think that valleys are created by tectonic compression?
(http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/RenCleav5.jpg)
Wouldn't it be either that . . . or . . . valley creation by strategic placement of renfaire attire ?
Any guesses as to the tensile strength of shoelaces?
Do they look to you (as they do to me) that they are approaching the failure point?
Are our fingers crossed while we patiently wait for gravity and physics to do what nature requires of them ?
Does anyone have a penknife, or should I chew through it?
Will you need assistance with that endeavor ? (It looks like a potential two man project). ;D
Am I getting old because I'm misplacing more and more things??
or are you misplacing more and more things because your old?
Are you eating olives as part of your food intake to assist with memory issues ?
Did you know that eating green olives will dimish your physic perceptions?
What should I eat to rid myself of psychotic perceptions?
Would mushrooms cause the opposite effect?
Do I like olives??
i don't know do you?
Olives come in Martinis, do you like them?
Do you prefer it shaken or stirred?
how can you tell the difference between a shaken olive and a stirred olive
Isn't that determined by the first being dizzy and the later being comfortable ?
Who is comfortably dizzy?
Would the name not be Milou ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPpsb4MEDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPpsb4MEDE)
Is Milou an olive?
Is an olive a who ? (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/olive-oyl-tickle.gif)
Are we talking about Olive Oil?
Is it possible that they got it confused with butter?
are they looking for butter
Salted or unsalted butter?
Is it butter or Bluto?
who names their kid Bluto?
What is in the mind of an animator catoonist who has no children ?
Would it still be cartoons?
Wouldn't it be a violence favoring cartoonist/animator that likes names that begin with B and . . . sound a little like "brute" ?
Aren't you making a rash judgement without any real basis for it?
Is it not in human nature to be rash or have a rash, at least when not fully chapped ?
Do you need some Desitin?
Desitin ? If you are going to wish, why not . . . wish big ? (http://www.deviantart.com/download/124677361/Masters_of_the_Universe_Movie_by_Eamonodonoghue.jpg)
Isn't Desitin a foot powder?
Wouldn't it be better to put shoes on your feet rather than powder?
why is jack not wearing shoes?
Does not wearing shoes help Jack leap over the candlestick?
Did he jump high enough or did he burn his _ _ _ _?
Why is Jack leaping when he could be being consumed by a wonderful wizard in a Jack & Coke?
With or without rocks ?
Who wants rocks? Are they going to stone Jack for drinking Coke?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/gandgsmom/Idlewild%20Park%20Pics/IM000697.jpg)
Is Jack and Coke the reward for successful candlestick jumping ? ;D
Isn't Jack & Coke a good reward for just about anything?
I wonder, how many Jack & Cokes it would take to get me to jump over a candlestick?
Would there be a height limitation on the candlestick?
perhaps a tea light?
What's a tea light?
could it be smilar to a fire fly?
Why would you fire the fly if he was doing his job?
Is it a fly's job to drink tea by fire light?
I thought that was the mosquitos job?
Isn't a mosquito's job blood letting?
Maybe then it's blood tea?
Mosqitos make tea?
Isnt it as likely as flies drinking tea by firelight?
Flies drink tea by firelight. Where do you people live that mosquitos make tea for flies to drink by firelight?
(Quickly scan's Forum to see if this is the Acid Trip Forum)
Wouldnt you like to visit that place? :D
Would it be appropriate to bring DEET?
is Deet the name of your date?
I believe most people think me DEET has a killer bod don't they?
Are DEET and the killer bod worse for flies or mosquitos?
I do believe neither are fond of her, are they?
Her ? Is it Her, that is on second base or is that . . . She ?
Are you saying you got to second base with a girl Archer?
Does a rogue or scoundrel kiss and tell ?
So have we successfully rerouted this thread back to the subject of sex?
Was the thread not more along the idea or concept of discretionary disclosures, of indiscretions or lack thereof ?
Huh?!? :D
What happened to plain old white bread?
I believe Mrs. Baird owns it now doesn't she?
Is Mrs Baird running the chicken ranch now, and are her biscuits good?
Does Mrs Bairds make biscuits?
wait who has a chicken ranch?
Tyson does doesn't it?
Didn't it close down in the late 70's?
Why did it close down?
Didn't Marvin Zindler lead the charge to have it shut down? Do you know of the chicken ranch of which we speak?
Is everyone talking of the same type chicken ranch?
are you thinking chicken house or chicken ranch
Are you aware that the stage play and movie, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was based on the legend of the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, and also spawned a hit by ZZ Top?
That little old band from Tehas ?
The band that my brothers are in?
The band of brothers that play guitars or with firearms?
Did you know the ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard is the only one that doesn't have one?
Is it possible to forget how much one likes ZZ Top until a thread like this turns up? :D
Is every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man?
Isn't every girl just plain crazy? (ducking)
How's their aim?
How is who's aim? ZZ Tops?
is Merlin hiding from the women?
Did he run off and join ZZ Top?
Can you just picture Merlin playing guitar? :D
Does Merlin know how to play the songs that ZZ Top plays?
does Merlin know who ZZ top is?
Who doesn't know who ZZ Top is?
Did you see them in the movies?
Is ZZ Top too modern for Merlin, movies or no?
Wasn't Merlin a member of ZZ Top? (Give him shades and he'd look the part! ;))
is ZZ top Merlin's secret idenity?
Do wizards have secret identities?
Do not the wizards make secret identities called, the witness protection program ?
Does anyone else think that Archer types while inebriated?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y4h87G0Jxdo/Tl--OPUAKNI/AAAAAAAADM0/pDN1jMOabkM/s400/Bartender2_8106J.jpg)
Has anyone not met Archer's bartender ?
Didn't your bartender say "We Are Your Friends" in Mars Attacks?
who has a personal bar tender
If the bartender reads the mind does that qualify him/her as getting personal or, being personal ?
Wouldn't it depend on what is in your mind?
how do you know if someone can read your mind?
You don't but, do you care ? ;)
Is this about hot dog buns or something?
Can hot dog buns read your mind?
No but Kaiser Rolls can, can't they?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/98526385_15d138c035.jpg) (http://members.arstechnica.com/x/loudergood/fbp.jpg)
Have we moved to buns and rolls or do you mean, butt pliers ?
Who has pliers in their butt?
Would the answer not be . . . "almost everyone" ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9jo169hT3U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9jo169hT3U)
I have checked and I have no pliers in my butt. Anyone else check?
I'm not Czech, but is there anything wrong with that?
Do you have to check if your Czech, or do you just know?
Isn't it the same DNA process as it is to find out if your a Celt?
does the kilt in the closet qualify as a dna check?
What happened to the brooms in the closet?
(http://www.staciespielman.com/Images/animated_broom.gif)
Was there not a recent escape to clean up this thread ?
Did the thread fall in the mud and get dirty?
Wasn't that a . . . different thread ? :P :P :P ;D
Maybe this thread and that thread went together. Does anyone else feel this thread is dirty?
(http://thxforthe.info/lamm/Lustige%20Forenbilder/forget-this-thread.jpg)
Is it not possible to always find at least one that will say "yes" to almost anything or "no" to almost nothing ?
Is that the flashy thing? When do I get a flashy thing Archer? Have you ever flashy thinged me?
Are you ready for Merlin to come out of hiding and play his guitar, perhaps with Ziggy Stardust?
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/stooges_bush.gif)
Now, who would not say "soitenly" to that ?
Did you answer my flashy thing question Archer?
If Archer flashy-thinged you in front of a mirror, would he remember flashing his thingy at you?
Was he wearing his sunglasses?
(http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1323306_o.gif)
Is it possible for a man in black to ever admit he is, or ever has been, a man in black ?
Are there Men In Black protecting us right now?
What do you think ?
I think two days of faire has wonderfully messed up my internal clock. Anyone else ever have that issue Monday morning?
What was the question? Who am I?
is that question why am i here and not there?
Didn't you make a choice to be here and another choice to be who you wish to be, when here ?
But where di the fog come from?
is Merlin saying he's in a fog
Could the fog have come from this pill?
If so can we all have one?
Do we like the idea of unity of thought and experience ?
Does thinking change experience?
Have you tried unity of thought to manifest experience ?
Is that a squirrel?
Rats, is this place infested with squirrels, now?
Is there one that hides things other than the usual stash ?
whos stashing what?
What is stashing who?
Squirels have moustaches?
Do mouses have squirrelstaches?
Isn't a squirrel's stash nuts?
What happened to plain old white bread?
Didn't it go well with butter?
why not honey?
Isn't it because then the bears came?
The Chicago Bears team ate all the bread?
whos feeding the bears?
What are the bears being fed ?
Don't the bears devour the body of dead Rennies so that their souls can wander the faire circuit for eternity?
Bears eat hors d'oeuvres, body and soul, while wondering about circuitry for the faire? Hungry, devoted electricians are they?
Are you saying that bears are electricians? Is that who comes when my power goes out? Are they honey bears or Winnie the Pooh bears?
Are ursine electricians bonded?
Is there such a thing as bear glue to bond them with? But what do you bond them to??
Couldn't hide glue be made from bear hides?
how do you collect the hide glue
If you're trying to bond the bears, why would you want to hide the glue?
With this glue, we could make "siamese" bear twins, couldn't...you?
have you ever tried to glue bears together?
Did you use Gummi Bears?
Aren't the red ones the best according the ending of Ferris Bueller?
whos eating the gummi bears
Ferris Bueller?
Does Ferris need a bowie knife to butcher the gummi bear for its meat?
does gummi bears have meat?
Well, even a nut has meat, doesn't it?
In that case, do you think the gummi bears could butcher the nuts for their meat?
Is this thread being monitored by PETA and the Killer Whales?
When did Killer Whales get access to the internet?
when did they decided they wanted rights?
Why cant they just be happy with lefts?
When did we start with boxing?
Are you packing to move somewhere?
Are you moving into a faire or festival?
whos going to live at the faire?
The bears aren't going to be living at the Faire, are they?!
Did you just try to make a rhyme?
Is Jack a poet who doesn't know it? ;D
And do his feet show it? :D
Does he wear socks?
Why not ? Should he wear clocks ? (http://thatsenuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/flavor-flav-cc08.jpg)
isn't the clock rather large?
How to walk with clocks on?
Wouldn't that be, to just walk (and talk) like a siren viking ? (http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2240480_o.gif)
Hmm, what does he do with those horns? :D
Have you never seen him on TV or in public? Most would think that his brains are guacamole from the drugs wouldn't they?
If his brains are guacamole, what kind of taco would that go with?
would you use taco bowls?
Isn't it kind of hard to bowl with tacos?
Wouldn't you get taco meat all over the lane?
Who prefers chicken tacos?
Do chicken tacos go screaming from the dinner table in abject fear?
Are the wings on chicken tacos anything like buffalo wings?
If buffalo's have wings, why didn't they fly away from the Indians?
If they had big pointy teeth, could they be killer buffalo as in Monty Python's Holy Grail?
Whoa... wasn't the rabbit big enough??
Wouldn't that depend on how many you are feeding?
Why are you feeding the rabbits?
Isn't it to get them plump for the dumplings and gravy?
How do buffalo fly with such tiny wings anyway? Do they come with more than one pair? ???
Could they not have wings for each vertebra?
would that be a lot of wings
Are the ranches owned by the Hooter's franchise?
Isn't Hooter's focused on an area of anatomy other than wings?
(http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fat-hooters-girls-hooter-wings-sue-sued-girl.jpg)
Is your primary focus on the wings and platter or, the platter supports ?
Are there wings in that picture?
Did Archer forget to ask a question?
We're supposed to ask questions?
Must our questions be relevant to anything?
would that depend on weather the question is random?
Isn't weather always random?
Does anyone else think that this year's weather has been particularly random?
How could weather more random than just plain random?
Is nature random or does it actually consist of organized patterns that can be predicted and/or forecast up to the level and degree of human knowledge (and lack of knowledge) limitations?
Was that sentence way too long to read to the end?
Could it be that Archer was deliberately attempting to obfuscate?
Merlin's crystal balls are functioning well today ? ;D
Why don't we just return to things Renaissance?
Has someone walked off with things Renaissance?
(http://images4.cpcache.com/product_zoom/461334914v1_480x480_Front_Color-White_padToSquare-true.jpg)
Can a part of you be taken away, other than by surgical procedure or the ancient practice of exorcism ?
Isn't exorcism meant to get get of a foreign invader?
Wouldn't it be nice to exorcise some people from your life?
Who doesn't know some people from their life that need to exercise?
whos making who exercise?
Is this turning into a who shot who soap opera?
Are you referring to JR?
Who did shoot whom?
Didn't I shoot the sheriff?
If you did, did you shoot the deputy too?
If I had shot the deputy, would the lyrics have to be changed?
This decade, wouldn't the deputy be most likely to, shoot first ? http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/08/scott-campbell-films-police-shooting_n_1082393.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/08/scott-campbell-films-police-shooting_n_1082393.html)
Who said 'shoot first and ask questions later'?
Wouldn't it have been someone who didn't like questions?
Wouldn't it also most likely be the person holding the gun?
why are you holding a gun?
How else do you shoot a sheriff and a deputy?
Isn't it bad manners to shoot law enforcement officers?
Isn't capital punishment a little harsh for bad manners?
Wasn't it once commonplace for . . . ;D wizardry ?
Is it bad manners to be a wizard?
Do you not have correct table manners?
And if not, would it really matter?
Are we not seeing a connection to table manners as cause of a left eye patch and Hyde's "lefty hook?
Do you have bad table manners only if you lose an eye?
Isn't it more difficult to distinguish a salad fork from a lobster fork with only one eye?
Lobster forks only have one eye?!?
Lobsters use forks??
(http://static.flickr.com/189/501345421_8fc6127f38.jpg)
Wouldn't that be potentially hazardous ?
What's not hazardous anymore?
Would sitting still in a padded room be hazardous?
(http://quietfurybooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Room-California.jpg)
With lights on or, off ?
What happened to the padding?
Do you think you can only see it when the lights are off?
Do you have to pad the ceiling of a padded room?
Do some not know that padded rooms are old school and have advanced to rubber rooms, for your personal safety and comfort ?
( Nothing quite like having a mental health docket two months a year to keep you up to speed on such information :P).
That explains a lot does it not?
(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luib6f6WLU1qjkeqso1_500.jpg)
Was the question effectively answered, with a question ?
Is that a threat? :o
Is it . . . persuasive ?
What ever happened to talking about Tigger?
Was Tigger Roy Roger's hose? ::)
Are you saying that Tigger supplied water?
(http://www.alicehawkes.com/images/POLICE-SIREN-ANIMATED.gif)
Was that a tigger derailment or bumpy topic transition ?
Would it have been clearer if I had said "Was Tigger oy oger's hose?" and does that constitute a derailment?
Could you please make me laugh just a little harder, I'm not entirely out of the chair yet ? ;D
Merlin I got T I double ga (no r). Wouldn't that be Tigga?
Am I misng somtig he e?
Dare I ask what has been going on here since I have been gone? :o
Were you off living under the name of Saunders?
Does living under another name provide some kind of protection from rain and other elements?
Doesn't it only provide you protection from gangsters and what not?
What's not a gangster nowdays?
Would fairies be gangsters?
Do fairies carry weapons and try to extort money from patrons?
what sort of weapon would a fairie yeild?
A pixie stick? ;) :D
bio-hazardous faire dust ?
Would it affect you if you didn't believe in faries?
Why would you be on this forum and not believe in fairies?
Arent skeptics everywhere?
What kind of wings do skeptics have?
If someone says they don't believe in skeptics does one fall over dead?
Are you implying that it's dangerous to doubt the existence of skeptics, winged or otherwise?
Have you ever made Spam balls?
Spam balls?!?! ** gag-a-maggot ** Are you trying to make me ill?
Must you eat spam balls and have wings to be a skeptic?
Wouldn't it be safer to be skeptical of spam balls, winged or not?
How would you get the wings to stay on them anyway?
Are these the same wings we tried to put on the buffalo?
Is this where the saying "when pigs fly" came from?
"Ad astra per alia porci" (to the stars on the wings of a pig). ~ John Ernst Steinbeck, Jr ?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-elUzoLwX3_M/TcCLPwmFU3I/AAAAAAAAEZI/e8W5BzeiS_E/s1600/pigs_fly.jpg)
Didn't the phrase originate from a Scottish proverb of about the 16th century ?
It seems to have been a traditional Scottish proverb, which was first written down in 1586 in an edition of John Withal's English-Latin dictionary for children. This had an appendix of proverbs rendered into Latin, of which one was the usual form of the proverb in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries: "pigs fly in the air with their tails forward". Is it possible that this is what you were trying to remember?
Do the forward pointing tails provide lift when the pigs fly? (And DonaCatalina, you are a veritable fount of wisdom and knowledge! :))
Can I say I'm glad that you didn't call me a fountain?
Why would we? Do you spew water?
(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2010/12/SpitTakeReverseShotgif-thumb-350x197-16049.gif)
How do you picture the opposite of . . . "refreshing" ?
Dont you feel sorry for the guy getting fountained on? :D
What does that make me want to look for the cold-eez?
Do you think that the guy on the right needs an exorcist?
i don't know do you Merlin?
How on earth would a wizard know where to find an exorcist?
Aren't they in the Yellowpages?
Cant wizards find ANYBODY? :D
Would you be surprised to find out that I actually know a priest who is authorized by the Church to perform exorcisms?
Are authorized exorcisms more effective than unauthorized ones?
Is using an unauthorized priest like using margerine instead of butter?
Don't they all appear alike, after they are painted green ?
You talking about priests or leprechauns?
Can leprachaun's do exorcisms?
Do these authorized priests get to carry a laminated card?
Do the leprachauns carry laminated cards as well?
How small of a card can a laminating machine handle?
How many lambs must die in order to make one laminated card?!
would it take one per card?
thats a baaad idea to me, why would some one want to hurt a lamb?
who said i'm hurting the poor little creature?
You mean the lambs dont have to die to make laminated cards?
Or did she mean she was killing them painlessly?
Are not the beasts of this planet here for the enjoyment and pleasure of the human third density experience ?
huh?
(http://rheumablog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/stumped.jpg)
lol, was that a question or a sound ?
could it qualify as both?
If Lady Christina huh'ed in the forest and there was no one around, would she still make a sound?
Isnt "huh" , unbeknownst to Archer, actually a secret intellectual response? ;D
If so, wouldn't frontier psychiatry be in order ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE)
Are you a frontier psychiatrist?
If the answer is "yes" will ye lay back on the couch and answer more questions with questions . . . voluntarily? 8)
Is the wabbit getting vewy, vewy afwaid of the Archer?!?! (The Rizard sure is)
LOL, if I lay back on the couch, are they HARMFUL questions? :D Can everyone understand why the Wabbit/Rizard is getting vewy vewy afwaid? :D
Are ye already calling for cavalry support ? ;D
Do wizards and priestesses NEED calvary support? ;D
Can I opt for cavalry instead?
Does the human third density experience travel by cavalry and if so do they use spurs?
who has spurs?
Do spurs work as well as whips and spiked heels?
do spiked heels have to be tall?
Wouldn't that depend on whether they're fitted with spurs or not?
would heels with spurs be considered torture contraptions?
For the rider or ridee, Lady Christina?
Isnt THAT the million dollar question? :o ;)
Can I pick the ridee?
Are you really that kinky?
Wouldn't you like to know?
Who's kinky?
Would Kinky Friedman be kinky?
Is he running for Governor again?
Do you ever wonder why people run for office instead of just walk? Is it a fitness thing?
It cant be a fitness thing, have you seen some of those people? :D
If you are ever a candidate for office, you'll quickly learn why it is called running if you have a family, job while doing it.
Have you never run as a candidate for office ? ( Try it once, just once, for the life experience . . . ;D )
Why would I want to be in politics?
Do you not want to change anything in your reality ?
Do politicians actually change anything?
Other than money from coporations' banks to theirs?
Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk; we must act big.
Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
Was Teddy Roosevelt not persuasive ?
Why would anyone aspire to be either a walking or running politician?
pol·i·ti·cian noun \?pä-l?-?ti-sh?n\
Definition of POLITICIAN
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government; especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a : a person engaged in party politics as a profession
b : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons
Does it not depend on which definition is being used and how you may make a choice to define the word ?
How do you make a pie taste like a Snicker's bar?
Does it have something to do with peanuts?
I would think so. Is there a recipe that someone has tried?
(http://cdn.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/caddyshack.jpg)
When was the last time you saw a Snicker's Bar ? 8)
Would Caddy Shack be a good guess?
Would Baby Ruth be a better guess than Snickers ?
Would you eat a Baby Ruth found floating in a pool?
Would anybody? (ewww)
Bill Murray did, didn't he?
What did Bill Murray not do?
Did Bill Murray ever do your laundry?
...or your windows?
How many windows did he do?
You mean besides 95, 98, NT, 2000, and XP?
Don't you have Windows 7 yet?
Does Bill Murray have it?
Have what, white bread?
Isn't whole wheat better for you?
Or rye?
Are you talking about bread or alcohol?
Well there is white bread and white lightning, wheat bread and wheat beer, rye bread and rye alcohol so I guess I am not sure what we are talking about. Does anyone else know?
When in doubt, isn't it better to choose alcohol?
Does Hyde ever know what he's talking about? (Maybe he should stick to the bread and leave the alcohol to us pros...)
Wasn't it Frankenstein's monster that once said, "Brea-ea-ead goo-oo-ood!"
Didn't Frankenstein hang out with me in the novel section of the library?
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDrKAqjkAVsDluZR2JJsqKluWDclrgkUdBIfs8wV3FDjRY4-yNZRfegw)
Was Hyde created from deceased emoticon parts ?
Can we declare this to be "Pick on Hyde Week" and pick on Hyde relentlessly?
Who is Hyde?
Isn't Hyde the other side of Jekyll?
Do we have to pick on Jekyll too during "Pick on Hyde Week?"
Can't we all just get along?
Isn't that phrase or grouping of words associated with conclusion of days of fun such as looting and rioting and was that phrase effective at the time of the Viking invasions of the British Isles ?
Did anyone actually read that whole sentence?
Didn't someone say, reading is "fun - da - mental" ?
Are you implying, Archer, that you are a mental case?
I handle some of those cases but avoid adopting and adoptions, in the process. Is mental health not actually a matter of perspective ?
Are you seriously asking my dad about being mental?
If he did, would that mean that you are adopted?
What happened to picking on Hyde? I was lurking about waiting for the right moment to terminate you don't you know?
Don't you think it's possible we knew that so we were playing it safe? ;)
Cant we go back to playing with sharp pointy things?
Don't emoticons (http://images.zaazu.com/img/nosepick-nosepick-nose-gross-smiley-emoticon-000600-large.gif) self pick, when not wearing a pirate hat ?
(notice there was no specific mention of Hyde's special needs "hook" handicap in that question ). ;D
Shouldn't he go ahead and eat his snack?
Quote from: MrHyde on December 03, 2011, 11:19:00 PM
Shouldn't he go ahead and eat his snack?
Isn't the answer to that question "yes" . . . according to lung and other immune system experts/professionals ?
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_28-3-2004_pg9_5 (http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_28-3-2004_pg9_5)
http://www.blogster.com/anaibendai/eating-your-boogers-healthy (http://www.blogster.com/anaibendai/eating-your-boogers-healthy)
So, let the kiddies chow down? (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3746/fish2qn4.gif)
Bon appétit
Are you new?
Is who new? Was someone born on the forum?
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li6pj7n3W91qf9vxco1_500.png)
Does new stick out in a crowd and if so, should it really matter ?
Archer, I think he said new not nude. Didn't he?
Offspring, he sayeth ?
Merlin the Elder has offspring?
hmmm Wonder what they look like?
If I have an offspring, wouldn't he or she look like a Slinky?
Are they fun for a girl or a boy?
Would you get kinky with a Slinky, Hyde?!?
And if it was painful, would he still do it?
Aye, I probably would on both accounts. I am like that you know. Does it walk down stairs and is it fun in pairs?
Isnt this somewhat disturbing? :D
Do slinky's still walk the stair without a care?
For Hyde's sake, can we hope they walk the stairs without a pair?
(http://theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/human-slinky-costume-500x518.jpg)
Must be the case. The unisex slinky garb is anatomically accurate in all detail, right ?
video link ( must be an offspring of Merlin's :D). http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/10/31/a-human-slinky-costume/ (http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/10/31/a-human-slinky-costume/)
Where is the neckline on that thing?
Don't the heads of the Slinky protrude from the rear?
Does it not depend on where you look ?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7178461_9031571bc0.jpg (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7178461_9031571bc0.jpg)
http://aviewfromtheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/slinky_android.jpg (http://aviewfromtheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/slinky_android.jpg)
Wouldn't you look at the rear?
Are you changing the subject back to sex...again?!?
(http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_0157.gif)
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A Hyde's gotta do what a Hyde's gotta do, right ? ;D
But don't I do what I gotta do so well?
Shouldnt we be asking the slinky about that?
How about a little deodorant to just take care of the stinky?
Who are you calling stinky?!? ???
I use AXE Phoenix, what do you use?
You're supposed to use something?
Does Bob of the Lake smell fishy to you?
Didn't BLIND BOY FULLER, write a song (1938) about that ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00)
If he was blind how did he know where to write it?
Have you ever seen music transcription in braille, and how would you read music and play at the same time?
Can you read braille with your nose while you play music with your hands?
Can the mind and hearing senses compensate or help one memorize easier with a mind less confused by additional sensory of incoming visual images ?
Can I start reading braille at the next Renaissance faire then?
Will ye be using ye hook for that purpose ?
What else can a hook be used for? :D
Smiley pirates have a common trait with vision reduction capacity.
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiC2bXthnYCQ1cP3mGd__VMBxCMUqbu_Iv0Vo4qTgWHh5MaNx-oY0qwv0:us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/shadowstudio/shadowstudio1101/shadowstudio110100040/8750358-pirate-smiley.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVg3vkODhMoeNc3pKnS9M4Q7AmC-c2Pw-LpagcRPomcdLm_eC1xcC5Wg:images.cafepress.com/image/50524047_400x400.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRddh4-xdI-C-xgRGAK4Ly1c7c0uB-IWFqIDCwLXuQKXuhFUaOzqU_RGjQ:www.expertees.com/t-shirts/images/pirate-smiley-t--shirt.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrlxaKggNpOSfkaiRoOSbXxYFNANInOskcP_pETsibybs_hm1URpYQgg:www.evilsmilies.com/images/pirate_smiley.png)(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3IJqvyHKBkvmDqST-uYH99TFPSL6nM19UYhlUtMO0puPhRsXpiA8Vhg:www.campbell.k12.va.us/lres/icons/Smileys/Pirate%2520smiley.gif)
Eye rubbing with hook would be a good guess, no ?
Your not supposed to rub your eye with the hook?
You didnt know that?
I thought the eyeball looked cool on the tip of the hook? Doesn't everyone have an eyeball on a hook?
What else would they have on the hook besides an eyeball?
I would love to have a big salmon on the hook, wouldn't you?
Does that mean that a small salmon is off the hook?
Would the salmon be better after it was grilled and placed on the plate?
At least for today, what could be better than grilled salmon?
would that be when first tenderized ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xfp6Xeu0c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xfp6Xeu0c)
Do you need to tenderize it if it is smoked?
Does Zig-Zag make papers big enough for smoking a salmon?!?
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_M5YTO1iXKo1xD5R_luyZg7O8NjlugRFCvgxnyr6ZOgosd0yswlSUJ0s:29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbk734AWUD1qedhvzo1_400.jpg) Is that how its done ?
Don't you hope its not?
If you ate that would you be addicted to salmon?
(http://rlv.zcache.com/salmon_addict_card-p137492115311233721qi0i_400.jpg) Woudn't that be a choice ?
Would there be an intervention?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/7/73/Two_Cars_in_Every_Garage_and_Three_Eyes_on_Every_Fish.png)
Depends. Is the addiction to salmon that was genetically engineered ?
Isn't wild salmon better?
Is there a Salmon Gone Wild video in production?
Has anyone seen a tame salmon?
Would hearing a Salmon, Tame the Beast be sufficient ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q9DIcV7w7c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q9DIcV7w7c)
Didn't Rosanno Brazzi sing "Salmon Chanted Eening" in South Pacific?
Was the chanting salmon wild, tame, or smoked?
Do salmon's chant when bear eat them?
Is it not the bear that will chant as the salmon exists ? (http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/bear-woods.jpg)
What does a bear chant as the salmon exits?
Phew, phew, phew. You'll be needing a source ? http://www.demotivatingposters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dp105.jpg (http://www.demotivatingposters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dp105.jpg)
No I don't need a source. Doesn't everyone know about exiting?
Ah, but does everyone know about exiting gracefully ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNedgj3HBs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNedgj3HBs)
What if the bulb is out on the exit sign?
Exit signs on white trousers need light contrast ? :D
You have an exit sign on your trousers?
Do trousers really need an exit sign?
Woudst thou wager the reporter in white trousers would vote . . . " nay " ?
What would the stakes of the wager be?
Can there be chicken on the wager as well?
If it be chicken, may I have darkmeat, else would you make my stakes medium rare (as long as they haven't penetrated a vampyre's heart)?
Does this mean that stakes that have penetrated a vampyre's heart are very rare?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uwiNpHRiCh0/Tgiv4ski3LI/AAAAAAAAAEI/rLA27PxVBfE/s1600/1292307611-33.jpg)
What is a heart ?
Does this count?
(http://www.oldmerlin.com/images/Heart.jpg)
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Soitenly. Was anyone objecting ?
Why would they object?
Maybe they would if they were objects of desire. What do you think?
Are you referring to Popeye & Olive Oyl, the Wilson sisters, or the Tin Man?
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo5t3QR5Q1r4ej6wo1_r1_500.gif)
Did he have something else entirely . . . in mind ? :P
...it's gotta be the "California Girls" video! What a character he was!
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2012, 03:31:57 PM
...it's gotta be the "California Girls" video! What a character he was!
Gotcha, there was no answer for the question with a question in there brah. ;D
;D Was not the "I wish . . . I wish . . . I wish " quote making my case ?
Why can't the world be like the factory of Willy Wonka?
You want dead children floating in your chocolate?
Yes and wouldn't it be great if you squeezed a fat kid and got blueberry juice?
Would you consume it if you knew from whence it came?
Would it taste like a blueberry or something else?
Has anyone actually seen blueberry juice for sale?
Have you ever even seen blueberries for sale?
Haven't you ever been to the grocer's?
Why go to the grocers when you can go to the supermarket?
Are markets all that super?
Wouldn't they be if they were operated by Kal-El?
Is that why I can never find kryptonite at my supermarket?
Is it because, possibly, that you don't frequent Central Market?
Does Central Market sell kryptonite?
Don't the Spin Doctors have it all "in their pocket" ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRQW0WpTJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRQW0WpTJ8)
Spin doctors have kryptonite in their pocket?
Doesn't it make sense to have doctors handy, even if they are spinning, when you get kryptonite poisoning?
Would you let a spinning doctor operate on you?
Spinning Doctor? Is that like a chiropractor?
Is a chiropractor a real doctor?
Does he accept insurance?
Do chiropractors cure back aches - if so, why does the patient have to keep returning for more treatments?
Do you think that chiropractors might be trying to relieve patients of their savings?
Do you think anyone has any savings to be relieved of?
Was your bank or mattress robbed?
Do people actually still trust that their money be safe in banks?
Are humans creatures of habit and routine ?
Why did I think it was hair and skin?
Isn't it Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice or Snails, Nails, and Puppy Dog Tails, depending on your sex?
does it really have to depend on sex?
Does not the existence of everyone depend upon sex?
Why did I think the existence of everyone depended on beer? Was I misinformed?
Did he mean gender, and; when in youth, are not beer and sex connected from time to time ?
Merlin, what about asexual reproduction (flat worms) and cloning?
Is Merlin asexual?
Is Merlin a sexual what?
Old enough for senior citizen discount or just ze sympathy boink ?
Do I really need all of this abuse?
lol, do ye not loveth it ? ;D
May I quote a young illegal alien known as Mork, and say, "Arrr, Arrr, Humour!"? :)
Are you from Ork?
No, I'm from Ark, but isn't Archer from Ork, aka, Orklahoma?
Does the wind come whipping down the plain there?
Do they have plains on Ork?
Would those be prop-driven or jet plains? ::)
Wouldn't you think they would be planes that are plain on the plain?
Are they toy planes because then you'd be playin' with a plane on the plain?
Should you really be playing with your toys on a plain in plain view of everyone?
Does the rain in Spain still remain mainly on the plain, and does rain on a plane refrain during the reign of certain royalty with brains? :o
Are we really tired of all these motherf@#$in snakes on the plane?
Isn't it "Burger King" for Sam in most movie roles he takes ?
Is Sam the King of the Burgers?
If there's a King of the Burgers, is there a Queen too?
Don't Burgers have Meisters, instead?
What's a Meister?
Does it rhyme with Keester?
Would you believe (sounds like Don Adams...) that Meister is pronounced with a long i sound?
In german, 'Meister' means master or expert, doesn't it? And, 'Burgermeister' is close in meaning to a town mayor, nicht wahr?
Is that where McDonald's got the idea for their character Mayor McCheese?
Whatever happened to Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgler, and all those characters? Are they still around?
Didn't Ronald send them to a concentration camp?
For that matter, anyone seen Ronald lately?
(http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/snopesfraud.jpeg)
Is Ronald not busy attending a purification ritual in the funny/interesting pictures thread ?
http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=56.msg346772#msg346772 (http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=56.msg346772#msg346772)
Didn't Ronald Reagan pass away in '04?
Do you think he's aware that he did?
Did you know blueberry jellybelly beans were created just for him?
Is that what killed him?
I thought it was JR we were asking that question about?
Wasn't JR shot rather than killed by a jellybelly?
Was he possibly shot by a jellybelly?
Wasn't he shot by Bing Crosby's daughter?
Didn't Bing Crosby like JR?
Do you have to dislike somebody to shoot them?
When it comes to any shot, would not JD be a better selection than JR ?
You really think you need to ask me that?
When it comes to taking a shot and JD, would you mind clarifying that your talking about taking a shot of Jack Daniels and not taking a shot at Jack Daw?
lol, does jack be nimble . . . jack be quick, not apply to Jack Daw ? ;D
Were you not aware that anytime I refer to JD, it's the drinking variety?
Doesn't Jack drink?
Does Jack drink? Does an oil slick have a rainbow?
Shouldnt we be asking Dorothy and Toto that question?
Do they know Jack?
The Jack at work ? (http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman1918l.jpg)
Did Dorothy and Toto play in an oil slick? (That must have been out to show a Pepsodent commercial)
When did Kansas move to the Gulf of Mexico?
Wasn't it poppies they were playing in?
It wasn't an opium den?
There's an opium den in the Gulf of Mexico? Who knew?
Is it attached to the opium kitchen?
How did it get to be called a den, anyhow?
Is it dark in this den, or is it just me?
What year in the Dark Ages did Nimue seduce Merlin and cause Merlin the younger to come into the world?
Do you really think she would have seduced me if it had been the Light Ages and she could have seen me?
Are you sure it was not a magical spell to start with?
What are we spelling?
Is there going to be a test?
Will it be oral?
Will what be oral??
Which one will be grading this oral test.....The taker or the giver?
Shouldn't it be both?
Can I take the written test instead?
Do you have your own crayons?
If so, why do you have my blue crayon?
Could it be because he has a Smurf coloring book?
Do Smurfs like to colour in other than blue?
Don't smurfs only smurf the color smurf?
What about a rogue smurf in plaid?
Hasn't Gargamel tried kilting smurfs before?
What clan are smurfs?
An evil clan that play online Medal of Honor, as a team http://www.evilsmurfs.com/images/home/newsplashfinal4.gif (http://www.evilsmurfs.com/images/home/newsplashfinal4.gif) but . . . do they have fun ?
Aren't they always smiling and dancing?
Is that because they are happy or are they a secret camp of Smurf slaves under the rule of an evil Overlord?
Wasn't Overlord what they called the invasion of Normandy?
Normandy? Wasn't that the name of the guy at the bar at Cheers? ::)
Cheers, isn't that what we say when we meet and consume at a renfaire ?
What happened to Huzzah?
Doesn't that come right after the passing of the cool ale over the teeth and gums ?
Does it have to be cool ale? Why can't it be cool mead?
Should it read, favorite beverage ?
What would be a bad beverage?
Wouldn't a hot beer be a bad beverage?
One vote is yes on "hot beer" but, does one vote matter at all ?
Isn't beer supposed to be cold?
Could one learn to drink beer at any temperature under some circumstances ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FEjGB0ZVU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FEjGB0ZVU)
Why would they do that?
When there is beer, why do some choose tea?
What's wrong with tea?
What?!? Is Tea ill?
Does it have the cold, or the flu?
Are you leading up to the story about the doctor who tells the patient he has very bad flu where the patient says he wants a second opinion. ?
The doctor responds, "OK . . . you're ugly too". ;D
What caused him to be ugly?
(http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/uglystick_575.gif)
Did Mr. Hyde not know ? ;D
Is that why pirates wear eye patches?
Isn't that a ninja?
Do ninjas wear eye patches too?
Do ninjas and pirates suffer from amblyopia?
do you really care?
;D
Sure he does . . . how else does one discover a random cyclops in the mix ?
A mix of what?
Did you say Tom Mix?
Wouldn't you rather make Toms from scratch, rather than using a Tom Mix?
Does a Tom mix have half the ingredients of a tom and jerry mix?
Are we discussing a recipe or cartoon genetics ?
May I have a drink before I answer that?
Is it noon somewhere?
Would you like me to bequeath you my sundial which always registers noon?
If you're asking me, the answer is "sure" and the question becomes, what County in Arkansas will host the litigation ? ;D
Are there books in Arkansas?
Besides the ones with pictures??
What other kinds are there?
Like, do it your self books ? (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i9sYjM5DCw0/SwNSUNgdR5I/AAAAAAAAAEw/ci17XGcPZbs/s1600/book-fancy-coffins.jpg)
How many urns could you fit in there? A family of hundreds?
Is DonaCatalina planning to off a family of hundreds?
Did she watch a TV commercial on how to urn thousands in the privacy of her own home?
Are any of our lives actually private any more?
Can anyone doubt that captmarga presents a thought provoking question, that few get a warm and fuzzy about the answer to ?
Quote from: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
Did she watch a TV commercial on how to urn thousands in the privacy of her own home?
Can I force Jack Daw to come clean the coffee off of my monitor, desk, and office wall?
Won't it be important to know how to urn thousands, when the zombie apocalypse arrives ?
And will it come out of a snow tunnel?
If DonaCatalina is correct (and she may well be), what will be the cause as in degree of pole shift or will it be from volcanic ash blotting out sunlight ?
Is it possible that with all the Ren faires in existence upon the North American continent that the revelry, and subsequent ale spillage, will cause the planet to get overly tipsy and tipsy over?
If you plan on spilling ale, would you mind spilling it into my open mouth?
Would you be able to keep your mouth open that long?
Why, is her shake a really slooow shake ?
Are we talking about milk shakes?
Do you get milk shakes when you're trying to wean yourself off of milk?
Can they be made with almond milk?
Would it be easier than milking a cat ?
Wouldn't the best person the ask that question be Nurse Gaylord Focker?
Another Focker join the forum ?
Do you think it was a Little Focker?
Are you a pot head, Focker?
Is it safe to let a Focker around a loved one's ashes?
Does he have opposable thumbs?
Is it a mother Focker, or a German Focker?
So long as it is a (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi3zQccc8f9JwKztgW1Ee1-3jzJsuLA-vHiOFruFOOlPzB7dmu3g:mightytees.com/wp-content/thumbnails/lg_1259865908.jpg), right ?
Whose letting all these Fockers in here?
Did you know that Manfred von Richthofen, a.k.a., the Red Baron, flew a Fokker?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on February 21, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
Did you know that Manfred von Richthofen, a.k.a., the Red Baron, flew a Fokker?
Wasn't he in the Earth band?
Was he a Mann?
Was he blinded by the light?
.... uh, runner in the night ?
Do you think that there are many who know of what we speak?
Are there ever?
... well, are they wrapped up or not ? ;D
Does anyone else have this stuck in thier head now?
Do you think it clashes with my arrow?
What color of fletching is on this arrow?
Are you stuck in the 70's with the Steve Martin and Manfred Mann references?
are we not suppose to be stuck in the middle?
If we're talking ferris wheels, wouldn't you rather be stuck on the bottom?
...are you sure we're talking about ferris wheels?
Don't you mean Ferris Bueller?
You want to be stuck on Ferris Bueller's bottom?!?!
Did I say that?
Would you like to rephrase your last answer?
What has this game taught us ?
Ummmm...*grin*. That we only misunderstand what we want to misunderstand?
Is this an indicator of one who would twist a mantra to fit the twister's own reality ?
Have you learned not to trust an old wizard with a dirty mind?
Isn't it said that a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste?
Is it not also said that a waist is a terrible thing to mind?
Why does your waist make you mind?
Are you having mind waste Hyde and if so, is it not a teaching to not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment ?
How many days until Scarborough?
Didn't I answer that already?
Was it not in another thread? And with so many threads, don't you think we should have a garment by now?
Can you wait until April 7?
For a garment? Must I run around naked until then?
Could you pass the eye bleach for that and allow an alternate/delete on the mental picture ? 8)
Where does one purchase eye bleach?
(http://th10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/lomis/th_eyebleach1.png) Would you accept a free sample ?
What are you implying in reference to my nudiditity?
Don't you have one too many ditis there, Merlin?
Don't you remember the way that Radar pronounced it on an old M*A*S*H episode? (I always loved that!)
Oh yeah! Thought that familiar. So, does anyone remember his full name...without looking it up?
You mean Walter Eugene O'Reilly? Do you realize how many times I've watched the entire series from start to finish? (you realize it's actually sad that I remembered his middle name... I need a life... I did, however, spell his last name incorrectly initially.)
What other character names do you remember?
From M*A*S*H or other shows?
You're gonna be hard to stump, aren't you?
Why are we turning Merlin T E into a stump?
Is it because he has deep roots and a sawed-off top?
Are you going to start calling me "Stumpy?"
Is that what you now desire to be called?
Does he have a choice?
So now he's known as stump wizard ? (http://www.glenndurlacher.com/images/stump_wizard.jpg)
So now I'm a stump wizard? Wooden you know it?
Does he look petrified to you?
Nah, is he not just hard boiled ?
What happens when you boil a stump?
(http://www.woodhacker.com/images/2006_spirit_stump-1_700px.jpg)
Anything nice you do for a stump causes it to link up with another stump, no ?
Is this about the weed hacker incident?
Someone got into my weed?!??! uh..I mean...ah, shirt! :P
Does anyone else recall the song about two old hippy/bikers that the main line was "we smoked it"?
Did they smoke their bike?
Does "smoking" your bike mean that you totaled it and need to get a new one?
Anyone else have a sudden craving for smoked brisket?
Where do you find Zig Zags that are big enough?
Merlin ont you remember the Cheech & Chong album?
Dave?!
Is Dave here...FINALLY?
Is it Dave from Wendy's because isn't he dead?
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/3/help-2.jpg) Could be Hyde or, was he just replaced while taking a dirt nap ?
Did this train of thought make any sense, or was it just a runaway train?
Does the runaway train have a dining car that serves Wendy's burgers?
Did Wendy make the burgers out of Peter Pan after she killed him?
I'm pretty sure that was spam; wouldn't it have gone bad quickly otherwise?
So it's actually Peter Spam?
Peter Spam,
went on the lam.
His cousin chased off Captain Hook.
Though Spam insists that he's not a crook;
Would you believe he was a lowly cook?
DC's a poet and I didn't know it??
Wait...isn't DC a comic?!
DC is a comic poet?
Does a comic poet recite limericks?
Can you tell us how its done Bob?
Wasn't there once a man from Nuntuckit.....
Why does that poor fellow in the limerick always come up as the subject?
Is it because of his home town?
Wouldn't the fellow in the limerick be the object under certain circumstances?
Did the tables turn somewhere and now men, and not women, are objects?
Are we to be trifled with?
Is reciting limericks considered trifling?
Don't they use pigs to hunt for trifles?
No, no, they use pigs to hunt for those chocolate candies called truffles...don't they?
Do the pigs fly to find the chocolate?
Do they use Buffalo Wings?
Wouldn't it be against a pig's religion to use buffalo wings?
Perhaps but, don't all creatures on this planet fly and . . . . get by . . . . with a little help from their friends ?
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/73000/Can-Pigs-Fly--73294.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/73000/Can-Pigs-Fly--73294.jpg)
Do your friends have catapults?
And you thought I was crazy ?
Do catapults need litter boxes and flea collars?
Are you drunk again?
Was he sober to start with?
Don't you know?
Did not Socrates say: "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing" ?
Was Socrates tipping the bottle when he said that?
Maybe he was just playing 'spin the bottle'?
Does drunk or sober, serious or playing matter at all if (a) your name is still known 2500 years after ye croak and; (2) ye be identified as a founder of a philosphy that dominates one half of a planet ?
Don't insects dominate our planet?
Should we swear allegiance to them before it's too late?
Would that be allegiance or fealty?
What is fealty?
...and wouldn't swearing at them p**s them off? :o
Do insects get p**sed off?
Aren't the chances better that if they are below my dogs, that they get p**sed on?
Isn't it better to be _i_s_d off than p_s_e_ on?
Well, how do you spell relief?!?
Am I late for the spelling test (I hope so)?
Does anyone remember the old commercial ". Always trust your car to the man who wears the star."?
You mean "the big red Texaco star?"
Are we showing our age here?
How do you hide over a thousand years of experiences?
Under a thousand year old kilt?
Are you seriously lying about your age again?
How old do you think Anna is?
Would saying young enough be a good answer?
Hows about older than my teeth and....how does that go?
What is older than your teeth?
Aren't we the same age as our teeth?
Were you born with a full set of permanent teeth, BobO?
Does he have clear recollection of that period of time to respond ?
Can't he go to the maternity ward and see for himself through the next generation?
Or to the scrapbook for a picture of baby bobo's toofy grin?
But would those not be baby teeth rather than permanent teeth?
(http://popwebgame.com/funny_pic/images/No-Teeth.jpg) (http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/image/funny/funny_229.jpg)
Can ye define "permanent" ?
Where's the eyewash?
Will eyewash be enough?
(Oh, and Archer, how in the world did you find that baby picture of me strapped into my Graco?)
Does anyone else see a big grin on the Graco as well? :D
Funny he don't look Graco to me, does he?
Do you think he has trouble eating corn on the cob?
Wouldn't it amaize you if he could?
Was that a play on words, Jack?
...or, just bad spelling, Merlin?
Why is there only one way to spell a word?
After reading several threads on this forum, you really expect me to believe there's only one way to spell a word? Don't you consider a wrong spelling to be another way to spell a word?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2012, 02:03:15 PM
After reading several threads on this forum, you really expect me to believe there's only one way to spell a word? Don't you consider a wrong spelling to be another way to spell a word?
Why has no one objected to these compound questions ? ;D
Why do you object to compound questions? Do you have a short attention span? ;) :P ::) Would yo like me to stop??
Are these questions really "compound" or just confounded questions?!
. . . . or, are they questions from one with wedding bell jitters, once again ? ;D
Is that different from cold feet?
Can't you have cold feet in winter even if there's no wedding in sight?
Why did someone have to mention "wedding bells?" Do you realize how irritating it is to have the Fifth Dimension song "Wedding Bell Blues" going through your head?
Would it not be worse to have one less bell ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPE2fmN2U4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPE2fmN2U4)
Are you trying to make me crazy(er)?!?
Or crazi(est)? :D
Is either truly possable?
Why do you ask?
Are we not suppose to?
Do you always do what you're supposed to do?
May one elect to take the fifth amendment right to remain silent as the answer to that question (in a question) . . up in here ?
Would it be acceptable if I pretended to understand what Archer just said?
Didn't Archer answer the question...in a manner of speaking, despite wanting to "take the 5th"?
If I took the fifth, don't you think it would have been Jack Daniel's?
Would it not be better to take the keg then to take the fifth?
Doesn't that depend on whether you like Jack Daniel's or some barley drink?
Don't certain barley drinks have many millions of devoted--and happy--imbibers?
Why don't they sell kegs of whiskey?
If they do, can I get my keg of whiskey with a straw?
(https://www.proxibid.com/AuctionImages/4252/37514/CatalogDetail/33.jpg?replacewithpaddle)
If it comes with glasses, will you need a straw ?
Will I need glasses to drink the whiskey if the whiskey is in focus?
How many whiskeys does it take before you lose focus?
Do I drive a Focus?!?
Did you sell Homer?
Will Homer bring straws?
Does this have anything to do with a cocktail by the name of Merlin, and how could I sell Homer, the Odyssey, with or without straws?!?
By being a great salesman? (shrug) ;D
Anyone seen a straw salesman around lately?
What does this straw salesman look like?
Is he really skinny and inflammable?
Does anyone have a photo?
Is that him on the left?
(http://www.oldmerlin.com/images/S/straw.jpg)
Possably......Can we get a second opinion?
Do you really need one or can you just take his word for it?
Was that the last straw?
Wouldn't it be hard to sip rum through that thing?
Aren't you supposed to slug rum instead of sipping it?
What did rum ever do to you that you want to slug it? Do you think violence is the answer?
Does the rum belong behind bars?
Or do you just lock your rum in a liquor cabinet?
Don't you think rum should be slugged into submission?
Is submissive rum better for you somehow?
Do you think, perhaps, that submissive rum is easier to drink?
Are you saying that you prefer to take things easy?
Why would you prefer easy to irritating as many people as possible?
Does anyone not enjoy irritating others?
Can you make an omelet without beating some eggs?
What about using scrambled tofu?
Then isn't it just scrambled tofu?
tofu, Can you scramble that chunk of rubbery stuff?
Sure! How about "oftu"?
"Oftu?" Jack Daw what haven't you been drinking?
Is this not a question only Jack can answer ?
What if it is?
The world explodes . . . right ?
Assuming that Jack leaves the station traveling east at 70 miles per hour, and Mary leaves the station traveling west at 55 miles per hour, what ice cream flavour would be the most suitable for the trips, and what in the hell does that have to do with anything?
Wouldn't it be Bluebell's Caramel Turtle Fudge?
Who makes fudge out of turtles?
I'm sorry - Didn't I say, 'Bluebell'?
Don't you mean Blue Bunny?
Is the Blue Bunny named Bluebelle?
Would anyone like the face?
Is it anything like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar?
Are you sharing Hershey bars now?
Can I have a piece?
Prithee, a piece of face?
A piece of face- are you a puzzle?
Do you mean like a jigsaw?
Do you need to cut something?
When you say that, would you mind not looking at my codpiece?
Do you know that I just choked on my almonds after reading that, Merlin?
Should the forum have a warning label that reads "Nut eaters and drinking may be hazardous to your monitor if consuming while reading these threads" ?
If so, could it be in large bright red blinking letters?
Why are the letters not blinking?
Should we be opening and closing our eyes faster?
Couldn't you just have a friend cover your eyes with something . . . occasionally, to get the blinking effect ?
(http://images3.makefive.com/images/news-business/design/top-5-coolest-animated-gifs/the-shiny-candy-like-button---ren-and-stimpy-7.gif)
Is that Ren or Stimpy?
Does Horton hear a Who?
Who might be asking?
Do you know the muffin man?
Is he married to a Tart?
The tart of Drury Lane?
Doesn't that remind me of a joke?
If it does could you retell it?
Is it funny?
Do all jokes have to be funny?
Isn't that the point of jokes?
If a joke isn't funny, is it still a joke?
Aren't puns jokes that people groan at rather than laugh!?
Did you hear the one about the friar who walked into a bar?
Is that going to be anything like a Rabbi Joke?
Do you want it to be?
Are you insinuating that Rabbi is a joke?
So Merlin, are you going to finish the joke?
So, wouldn't it have given him a headache?
Is in not Rani who claims this entire thread provides her with a headache ?
Is she stirring up trouble again?!?
Has she ever stopped?
Is it permissible to giggle slightly, at this point ?
Are you prone to giggling fits?
Has he met your sister?
Where do you think she got it?
Apparently, I've lost my train of thought - got what?
Is Lady Fae insinuating that Archer gave her sister, Auntie Giggles, the case of giggles that she so bravely lives with?
Does she live with the giggles or her sister?
If we still lived together would you come visit us?
If we visit you, do we have to giggle?
Would it bother you that we rarely stop giggling?
Do you have to be tickled in order to giggle?
Are you offering to find out?
Are you telling me that you'd be willing to let a lecherous old wizard tickle you to find out? ::) :P :o
Pics or it didn't happen . . . right ?
Do the giggle sisters live in different cities - is this what's keeping this hypothetical?
This is hypothetical? You mean we don't really get to giggle?
Have you ever been able to stop giggling on command?
Has anyone ever given that command?
Should I try to give the command for the sake of experimentation?
Don't you think experimentation would bring on MORE giggles?
Isn't that still just an hypothesis that needs to be tested?
Do you enjoy testing your hypotheses?
That depends on how big the explosion, doesn't it?
*giggle*
What are you planning on blowing up?
Does a true scientist really plan on blowing up anything............except for Openheimer?
Does a tuna swim in the ocean?
Doesn't tuna come in a can?
If tuna is in a can, how does it swim in the ocean?
Somewhere along the line, did we blow up a tuna?
(http://zurmat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/01-funny-shoes.jpg)
Or, did we just flatten them a little ?
So, are you telling me that can tuna fish and tuna guitar?
Can someone just make me a tuna sandwich instead?
Is it okay if it smells a little like tuna foot ?
Does anyone know on what page of the Wizard's Cookbook the spell is to make someone a tuna sandwich? (Personally, I think the Doña is going to look silly after I make her a tuna sandwich!)
That's fishy - Do tuna have feet?
Perhaps I should have said make a sandwich for me?
Aren't you glad that you clarified your statement before someone bit you?
Does this mean no taste test?
Did you intend to bite the Doña?
Why would you want to bite her?
Wouldn't the Doña have to be Kosher before the Rabbi could bite her?
Are you implying that the Dona ISN'T Kosher?
Are all dill pickles kosher?
Are you a dill pickle now? (Bad Merlin, BAD! LOL!)
Is Merlin in a pickle again? ;D
How much Jack does he need to even GET pickled?
At his age, he is already pickled, the question is, What size vat did they use? (Love U MTE) ;)
Wouldn't he rather just turn himself into a sponge?
You wouldn't waste Jack Daniel's on a pickle, would you??!??!?????!!!
Isn't Jack Daniels a waste? ;D
Ian
You could possibly mean that, could you, Ian? Drawn and quartered anyone?
Sorry Merlin, If it's not Scotch (single malt) its crap!
Ian
Should we offer Ian to the Donner party for his blasphemy?
Did the Donner party drink scotch with their...uh...snacks?
Hey Merlin, did you know anyone in the Donner party? ;)
Yes, but would you believe he tasted like chicken?
Anyone for a picnic ? http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PMuo2IK1YfA/TiEPASfuuII/AAAAAAAAEYY/T1U0-LX4Smc/s1600/Donner+Picnic+Ground.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PMuo2IK1YfA/TiEPASfuuII/AAAAAAAAEYY/T1U0-LX4Smc/s1600/Donner+Picnic+Ground.jpg)
Can we go to the Ozark National Forest instead?
Why is Merlin so hostile lately?
Ian
Lately- did you really say, LATELY?
Why would you think I am being hostile, Ian?
Why do keep bringing up the drawn and quartered thing?
Ian
Didn't you insult his best friend Jack?
You think he'd prefer being captured in oils and dimes, Lady Fae?
How are you planning to USE that oil, Merlin? ;)
Why, Lady Fae! Are you suggesting that I might be inclined toward lascivious proclivities?
Are you suggesting that you are NOT? :'(
Why would anybody NOT be?
To allay your fears, shall I relate my litany of salacious fantasies and enterprises, Lady Fae?
Will it make me blush?
Did you move to Colorado?
No, but did you know that I visited there when I was 4?
DonaCatalina, are you changing the subject?
Was she coming to Merlin's rescue again ? 8)
From whom am I being rescued?
What'd I miss?
Why do you ask?
Did I ask something?
Ian
Why can't we all just get along?
As in, get along home Cindy?
Cindy Lou Who?
Who's on first?
Wouldn't the real question be, who's on last?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Is she a mouse?
Why would you think that I was somehow related to a mouse - isn't that against the lawr?
What is the lawr?
Is that like a liar?
Isn't that the guy who practices law?
Don't some people in parts of the south and midwest what put an "R" sound whwere it doesn't belongr?
Whart are youz implying?
Did I say something wrorng?
Is English your second language?
Is English a wrong language?
Wrong language, can you explain the meanings of that statement?
Wasn't it a question?
Any questions on what the question is?
Is anyone following this???
Why would anybody want to follow this?
We have to follow something?
follow the yellow brick road?
Should I avoid the question, why are the bricks yellow?
Do you expect the answer to be uncomfortable?
Could it be he was thinking of his underwear?
He was thinking under where?
what DOES the Scotsman wear under there?
Now Now Is that really a proper question to be asking? (no moren what God gavem)
Would it be more proper to not ask?
Isnt that what show and dont tell is for? lol
Can you ever show and not tell?
Isn't that difficult?
Doesn't everything find the telling difficult at times?
Has the time come to tell a story?
Who shal tell this tale of telling?
Is it a good story?
Would that not depend upon the teller?
What are we depending on again?
Do we really need to remember such trivial details?
Why do we need a teller in the first place? Are you making a deposit?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on June 05, 2012, 07:56:28 PM
Why do we need a teller in the first place? Are you making a deposit?
Isnt that two questions?
What happened to my brick question?
Could it have been too heavy for thought?
It sounds like a question of mortar, so should we call the police?
Isn't mortar a capital offense?
Is it still a capital offence if it involves a small case trial?
How much capital can you fit in a small briefcase?
How many unmarked large bills can you fit in a small suitcase?
If you lose the key to the suitcase, can you open it with a yellow brick?
Is that brick stolen from Oz?
They have yellow bricks in Australia?
Why not, did you think they outlawed colored bricks?
Isn't Australia where they used to send the outlawed colored bricks?
Is that where they make Botany Bay Bricks?
Are they just yellow or is someone@#*^ little gold bricks?
SOMEONE IS GIVING AWAY GOLD BRICKS?
Do I have to go to Australia to pick up my gold brick?
Are gold bricks heavy?
Do they go a lot of gold-bricking in Australia?
Is the gold-bricking in Australia due to the jumbo beer cans?
What no Jack? Is the gold really worth it then?
Don't you like beer?
Isn't beer the answer and not the question?
I say wine is the answer, can we just forget the question?
Wait, there was a question here?
Aren't there nothing but questions here?
Wouldn't that make sense for the title of the thread?
Who said I had to make sense?
Did anyone imply that you DID?
Are you implying that D.C. is senseless?
What was the question?
You expect us to know?
Well don't you and if you don't, who does?
Who does what?
What does who know and will they tell the rest of us?
Will it make them a tattle tale if they do?
Who can I ask to find out if that will make them a tattle tale?
Is a tattle a prehensile tale?
Well, can't a tattle tale sometimes grab your attention?
Yes, but can't you also grab someone's attention by grabbing their tale? ::)
And, sometimes doesn't that result in a lawsuit?
Would that be a frivolous lawsuit?
Would you rather it be a sober lawsuit?
Why did that make me picture a judge in a frilly robe?
Were you thinking of Judge Judy and her lace collar?
An't you glad you're not a pilgrim having to wear the white bib all day?
Just how white are they by the end of the day?
Would that not depend on whether or not they drool?
Have you ever seen a bulldog that didn't drool?
Can all pilgrims keep giblet gravy from dropping from their wooden spoons?
How did bulldogs suggest pilgrims to you?
ok...the gravy I would understand.
Do you think that Jack got into the Daniel's?
Would it be better if Daniel got into the Jack?
Didn't Merlin get into the jack?
Hmmm...are you getting the same picture that I'm getting?
Am I allowed to see this, or is it blatantly illegal?
If it WAS blatently illegal, would that stop you?
Must I, or the whiskey for that matter, be maligned in this way?
Is someone picking on you, Jack?
Doesn't Jack always get blamed?
If you can't blame it on the Jack, what CAN you blame it on?
Why not blame El Niño?
Is that a tequila?
Do you want it to be?
Are you seriously asking me if I want it to be alcohol?
Bartender, can I have an El Niño Sunrise please? ;D
Would you like that blended?
You actually had to ask?
Don't some prefer their drinks "on the rocks?"
Wouldn't it be more comfortable on the sofa?
Aren't some sofas hard on the back?
Maybe, but would they be harder than rocks?
Haven't you ever heard of "soft rock?"
*bursts in* whats going on here?!
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Do you really expect one of us to know what going on here?
Isn't it more fun to NOT know?
Yes it is!
Could you please pas the Jack?
You want a Jack to drink, or to change your tire?
Why doesn't she have run-flat tires?
Couldn't you make them run-flat tires by letting the air out of them?
Should we replace the air with helium?
Do you like talking like a chipmunk?
Wouldn't that make my car float off?
Would that require a pilots liscense?
What have I missed?
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Did you not see the warning sign at the entrance?
Can you read it to me?
Captain Jon Hanslow, Pirate extraordinaire!
"IT" But what does that have to do with the sign?
Was that a clown?
Dont know......Has anyone else heard of a clown called "That"?
Are we largely clueless?
Captain Jon Hanslow, Pirate extraordinaire!
Are you calling us fat?
Is anyone following this conversation with even an inkling of understanding what the bloody hell anyone is talking about?
Wouldn't it be less interesting around here if anyone had a clue as to what is going on?
Isnt Clue a board game?
Did you know that the movie is being re-made?
Sooooo....they did not get it right the first time?
Were they clueless the first time?
Inspector Clueso anyone?
Is anyone hungry for a hamburger now?
is that deluxe or bare???
Can I be bare and have a deluxe?
May I watch?
Do you have the time?
Do I have the time to watch you be bare?!? Are you joking?!?
Can you take a joke?
If I do, where would you like me to put it?
Is that not a rather dangerouse question?
Are you suggesting that Merlin is dangerous?
You consider me dangerous, despite the fact that four-out-of-five psychiatrists recommend me over Hannibal Lecter?
Really? What went wrong with the fifth one?
Was the fifth one Hannibal's Mother?
Ian
Why are you assuming the fifth one is a woman?
Should we assume the fifth was whiskey? (Jack Daniel's, of course)
Was there ever any doubt about it being Jack?
With Merlin TE could there be anything else?
Seeing as Merlin is a wizard, couldn't he be anything he wanted to be?
But why would he want to be a bee?
Wouldn't that be a new way for him to give a poke?
Why is everyone poking me and siccing bees on me, but not passing me my Jack Daniel's?
Don't you already have your Jack well stocked?
Do you not realize how quickly it disappears down my throat?
Would that be considered a magical Merlin act?
Wait, Merlin is just an act?
Why is everyone picking on me again? Is it just because I'm dashing, brilliant, and full of baloney?
Baloney? Is that what they are calling it now?
Is baloney the same as bologna?
Isn't baloney the name of a place in Ireland?
Is Merlin from Ireland?
Damn! Do I need a bodyguard around here?!?
Do you know that we truly love you, Merlin? :-*
Are you telling me that to keep me from turning you into a slimey swamp creature?
Does that sound like he needs bodyguards?
Do you know of any slimy swamp bodyguards?
How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
Does he like Jack Daniel's?
Do we always think about Jack Daniel's?
Shouldn't we assume that at least SOME wizards, er, um, people do?
Would you prefer that I think about Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey from Lynchburg?
Isn't Lynchburg popular for it's Lemonade?
Is that what they call Jack Daniel's in Lynchburg?
Don't you think it would be a good idea to try the Lynchburg Lemonade, which is lemonade spiked with JD?
Who says I haven't already tried it?
Do you really want the Black Lagoon Creature to like your JD, Merlin?
Did you just call me a Black Lagoon Creature, Jack Daw? :'(
Don't you think we should chip in and buy a pair of glasses for Jack Daw?
Would he prefer a fur hat for TRF Closing?
Is it safe to assume, then, that it gets really cold at TRF Closing?
Don't you think my blue, woollen bonnet is warm enough for a TRF closing?
Isn't your new bonnet pink?
Eh?
Do you really think that pink is a good colour for Jack?
Doesn't everyone look better in pink?
If you see a pink elephant, is that really better?
If you see a pink elephant haven't you taken something that is supposed to make you feel better?
Why are we talking about Jack Daniel's again?
Is there a better subject?
Was Jack a required course in your schooling?
You mean it is not a standard class?
Does that depend on the state you're in?
Is confusion a recognized state?
Would you prefer to recognize confusion or denial?
Isn't the state of intoxication what you get for studying JD?
Do you get a grade for that?
Can you earn a JD for drinking JD, and do you keep returning to the subject of Jack Daniel's just to make me thirsty?
Eh?
Could JD (Jack Daw) earn a JD (Juris Doctor) for drinking JD (Jack Daniel's) from a JD (Jeweled Decanter)?
Is he trying to say he knows jack or what?
Should we JD (just drink)?
Do find it as amusing as I do that in college I had a professor who's initials are BS who earned his BS in BS from BS?
Doesn't that sound like a load of BS to you, too?
Are you saying that you don't believe me?
Don't you think your professor was full of BS?
Aren't all professors full of BS?
Aren't most people?
"Aren't most people what," asked Mr. Short-term Memory?
Why didn't someone tell me there was going to be a test?
Can we make this multiple guess?
How can we answer test questions without failing the rules of this thread?
Wouldn't we have to play it like Jeopardy?
Who do you think will win?
Win what?
What do I win?
Will we win Jack?
Do I have to give up part of my stash of Jack??
Is Merlin really offering to give up part of his Jack? :o
Is the Rabbi on crack?
Would you rather crack the Jack or have Jack in your crack?
Did I miss med time again?
Will your meds help me sleep?
Who needs to sleep?
Can you sleep if Lady Fae is pouring Jack in your crack, and how does she mean that???
Hmmmmmm? Can we get a clear definition of crack?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Is your auntie a mouse?
Could the cannabalism at Donner Pass be considered Recycling?
Why should my aunt be a mouse just because her name is Minnie?
Is Minnie is just short?
Do all Minnies have to be short?
If she's tall, wouldn't she be a Maxie?
If she is a maxi can she swim,ride horses and jump out of airplanes?
Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
If you're jumping, do you have a parachute?
Won't one chute do?
Would that not depend on if that chute operated properly?
Does it matter if the chute's any good if I'm not going to jump?
Isn't exiting a flying airplane less like jumping and more like falling?
Would you mind if either use the stairs or the skywalk?
Skywalk is great
but is a parachute needed?
Merlin, shouldn't you wear a chute in case someone pushes you?
Did he jump yet?
Should we push him?
Do you think it wise to threaten a wizard?
Would that not be considered assisting the Wizard from the plane?
Whose side are you on, Fuzzy Face?
Is someone standing beside me? Wait a minute Fuzzy Face aint that kinda like the pot calling the kettle black?
Isn't Merlin a white wizard?
That doesn't mean you think I'm a virgin, does it?
Did I say I wanted to push Merlin out of the plane??
Where's the love?
can you verify? that love is on the 3rd floor of the pitty pat house, 34thd door on the right, is the name on the door
love pit or lovies pit?
Are they allowing the use of hallucinogens in the military now?
Are those the really bright lights?
What do you mean, "we're busted?"
Wouldn't you rather be busty?
Would Merlin not look strange with a bust?
Why does a bust not include the bust?
Are you much of a headcase?
Would "Totally" answer your question?
Does my question answer your question or does your question answer mine?
How did October sneak up so fast?
October who? Is he armed?
If October is armed, does he have eight of them (oct)?
Could this be the much dreaded and feared Octoberpus?
What makes Octoberpus so fearsome?
Is it that they squirt ink that's hard to get off diver suits?
What color is that ink?
Is it a permanent marker?
Would it be more accurate to ask if this thread is permanent loony?
Looney? Is that a state of mind?
Isn't that near Iowa?
Have you been to Iowa?
Isnt that a foriegn country? (mom was from Iowa and we lived here in Oklahoma as a kid I can remember the roadtrip up there and asking if we were still in the USA.)
Have you ever been to a foreign country?
Does Texas count?
Isn't Texas an alternate dimension?
Can anyone truly identify what Texas is?
Isn't it what you have to pay to the government on April 15?
Isn't it more "requested" that you pay?
In an armed society, it would be polite to request taxes.
Would Alex Trebeck accept your response, Jack?
Oh Jack, wouldn't that put one in "Jeopardy?"
Would that not depend on the amount of Jack which one has consumed?
Isn't cannibalism frowned upon?
Would the Donners have called it a party if it was?
Would YOU have thought it much of a party to be a part of?
Would that not depend upon the role being played?
Would you like your human flesh medium-rare?
Are we practicing for being zombies again?
Do we get to practice?
Does zombie practice involve eating fake brains?
Haven't you seen the jello molds?
Eew, who wants to eat moldy Jello?
Can I have double gloucester cheddar cheese instead?
Does anyone mind if I practice on a nice medium-rare steak?
Are you giving up on your rump roast?
Are you sure it's okay to discuss my bum here?
Should we discuss somebody else's bum?
Is she cute?
Are you talking about me?
Do you have a cute bum?
Haven't you seen the pictures?!?!?!?
They allow those kinda photos on here? :o
Isn't there an entire thread on those pictures?
Will someone please send me the link? ...quickly?!?
Does Hoowil know something we dont?
Where are LadyFea's bum pictures? Don't the subjects change too quickly here sometimes?
Weren't we talking about practicing to be zombies?
The Donner Party didn't have zombies, did it?
Do you prefer zombies over a ladies bum?
Are we excluding lady zombie bum pictures?
Has anyone offered to INCLUDE them?
Aren't we waiting for you to post yours, LadyFae?
Shouldn't you show us yours first?
Do you really want to see a ten-and-a-half century old bum?
If Merlin is going to show his bum can I sale eye bleach? {Allthough he does shake the bum rather well I seen the video}
LadyFea isn't a zombie, is she?
Wouldn't she have to be to want to see me shake, shake, shake...shake my BOO-tee?
At your age is all that shaking truly safe?
What's the worst that could happen?
Does this bring us back to moldy jello?
Does my booty resemble moldy jello? (Like "eww!")
Does anyone else need mental eye bleach after THAT image?
May I borrow a cup of mental eye bleach?
Do you bleach your hair to remove 50 shades of grey?
Did someone put Earl Grey tea in my hair (both of them)?
Was "Earl" Mr. Grey's first name or his title? (At least you have two, Merlin! ;))
If "Earl" was his title, would you not refrain from calling him "Mr."? (those last two are looking for an excuse to bail out, good BobO!)
What if Earl was his title, but his first name was Mr.?
Have you ever met a man named Mister?
How about Mister Mister?
Is that one of those things that spray water?
Are you saying Earl Grey was a sprinkler?
What that the result of a prostate problem?
Is that a pinched urethra?
Isn't it illegal to steal a urethra?
Shouldnt you wait until Christmas time to steal ur reath?
As it is closer to Halloween, shouldn't you be trying to steal a wraith instead?
Can I hang the wraith on my door?
Wouldn't that arouse the wraith's wrath?
Is the wrathful wraith's name Kahn?
Can we go back to being aroused?
Should I tell my wife to go shopping for a few hours?!?
Only a few hours?
Am I in danger here?
As a wizard, can't you deflect danger?
Why wouldn't he be able too?
Should we assume that, perhaps, he just doens't want too?
Don't you like danger?
Who doesn't like danger?
Wouldn't that depend on the nature of the danger?
Does anyone know the level of danger that LadyFae presents?
Wait, weren't we saying that MERLIN is dangerous?
Is it only one or the other?
Do we really want to put the two in the same room?
Put or let?
How do you know us so well?
Does the 11 day log in total help?
Only 11- what, do you have a job or something? ;)
If we never run out of questions, won't we wear out the question mark key?
Without a question key, how will we be able to continue our thread? ¿backwards our questions must become¿
Was Yoda a wizard?
Would that not be Yoda a wizard was?
As ugly as Yoda you think this wizard is?
Perhaps we (mistakenly?) considered you both wise?
Do you mean Yoda was unwise?
Why would that wild wicked wanton wiling wench call me unwise??
Was that an attempt at how many W's you could chain together in one question?
Wasn't that obvious?
But isn't sounding obscure, convoluted, and complicated the point of being wise?
Has someone been looking up big words?
Could it possibly be a result of having to copy all those dictionary pages as detention exercises back in elementary school?
What did you do to receive detention?
Don't you worry that asking Hoowil to relive his painful time as an elementary school hooligan will cause him to have a psychological break with reality, leading him to recite nursery rhymes backwards with embedded satanic verses, while twirling a pound of bacon, tied to a string, carelessly overhead?
Have you been scrying on me?
Scrying or hallucinating?
Is there much difference?
Are we still talking about Lady Fae and Merlin the Ol oops Elder
Who would be a more appropriate subject?
Should that not read "Hoowil be a more appropriate subject?"
Did Merlin spot a full moon?
Is Hoowil mooning me again?
Have I mooned you before?
Was it a full moon or just a half?
Would that not depend on whether or not he was performing plumber's tasks at the time?
What is a plummers task?
Is it not a plumbers task to show up late, break a few things, take too long, and leave a mess- all while sharing the sight of his half-moon?
Did you forget the part about charging too much?
How could anyone forget THAT?!?!?
Would oldtimers not be an acceptable answer?
Doesn't that depend on who we are speaking of?
Were we not originally talking of Merlin? {yea I know young whippersnapper here}
Do you mean the original old timer?
Is Merlin a clock now?
Is he under some horrible spell that turns people into objects?
Do you need to learn to love before the last petal falls?
Has Merlin fallen again? Is he under the spell of The Jack of Daniels? (yes two questions but I had too)
Am I under attack again?
When did the attacks ever stop?
A Wizard and a Rabbi walk into a bar... Does anyone know what happened next?
Was it the same bar?
Who was buying.......wait hes a wizard he can conjure cant he?
Is the Rabbi scared to drink the Wizard's potion?
After the moldy jello, wouldn't you be scared too?
Was the moldy jello ever confirmed?
Who was willing to check?
If jello is not confirmed is it in liquid form?
So is Merlin conjuring Jello Shots while we are at the bar?
Ooh, there's Jello Shots?
Should we ask Merlin to be sure?
I'm trying to travel to RenDezvous here...someone using my name in vain again?
Would you prefer it was used in vein?
Doesn't that leave track marks? Is that the same as tennis shoe marks?
Wouldn't that be better than skid marks?
Why do you guys keep trying to get into Merlin's knickers?
Does he wear knickers?
Don't you hope that he has something on under those robes he wears?
Don't we all?
Can we discuss LadyFae's knickers?
Shouldn't we go back to asking about hats or cars in closets or something randomly questionable such as those?
What about the Babel Fish?
Does he want to talk about hats& rats & elephants too?
Would you rather get your toes run over by a car or by an elephant?
Is neither an option?
But couldn't an elephant run over your foot without stepping on it?
What's this about Lady Fae's knickers?
Didn't you realize that we changed the subject?
Did you not miss my smiling face the past couple of days as I traveled? (By the way, why aren't YOU guys here????)
Would you have been able to handle all of the shenanigans if we WERE there?
Would they have survived this group all in one place?
Can you rephrase your question?
Would they have been able to rebuild?
Do they have the technology?
If they rebuild it will we come?
Why didn't you come the first time? ... wait... rephrase...
Why weren't you here the first time?
We were suppose to be there?!!
Are you saying that you missed seeing us?
Are you sure you didn't miss us amongst all the hugging?
Are you in need of a hug?
Do people decline on hugs?
Haven't you ever met anyone that declined a hug?
Do random strangers count?
Why shouldn't they, unless they are math-challenged?
If they are complete strangers, how would one know?
Would it be detrimental to ask?
Should we organize a survey?
Can we have a pie chart?
Is it wise to offer pie to strangers?
Is cake a safer choice?
Let them eat cake?
Do you think we'll have enough?
Are we having pie or cake?
Does pie + cake =pike?
Will I need fishing tackle?
Why would you tackle a fish- aren't they slippery little suckers?
Aren't we fishing for pike rather than suckers?
Is a pike like a pitchfork?
Would there be a pikefork?
Did anyone else read that as picklefork?
Is someone forking a pickle?
Do you prefer to spoon your pickles?
So, are you suggesting that we spoon our pickles before we fork them?
Don't you usually spoon AFTER forking?
Should we be discussing pickles getting forked?
Does anyone else smell vinegar?
Should I leave this conversation?
Have you felt insulted?
Should I have felt someone something?
Who What were you trying to feel?
Can you feel this?
Why am I getting so...warm?
Would that not depend upon what you are feeling?
Should I be feeling her...umm...pain?
Umm, where IS her pain?.
Shall I try to locate her pain with my hands?
Are you willing to try?
Have you ever known Merlin to be unwilling?
What about that time at band camp?
You really think he was unwilling at Band Camp?!?!?!?!?
How is it you know so much about me and my more base proclivities?
Have you forgotten how often you share?
Do we really want to know just what he's shared?
Aren't you curious?
Is he sharing the gift that keeps on giving?
Do I need to get a shot for this?
Is someone holding a gun on you now?
Isn't Merlin an endangered species?
Now I'm my own species?!?
How many other ancient wizards do you see around here?
Are you suggesting he's blind?
Would that explain the stumbling?
Are we back to questioning the Jack?
Jack the Elder?
So am I to understand that I am an endangered, drunken, blind, ancient, infected, unwilling, forgetful, dirty-minded wizard being held at gunpoint?
Did we forget anything?
Did he forget longhaired hippie looking?
Can't you read the sign?
Are you saying he's freaky?
Should he apply?
Should I tuck my hair up under my hat, and go in and ask him why?
Did you leave a note for God telling him you're here and doing fine?
Do you think that I'm all here?
All here, or at all here?
When did you go deaf?
Would you repeat that?
Which one?
Isnt one the loneliest number?
I one was narcissistic, would it really be lonely?
HUH?!?
Do you think he mistyped that?
Who mistyped what?
Doesnt Rush do Narcississia?
Does anyone else ever find it annoying when your kids constantly spell Mississippi just to prove that they can?
To be consistent, shouldn't it be spelled "Mmississippi"?
Wouldn't Mmiissiissiippii be less anti vowel?
You have an aunt named Vowel?
Do you think I should ease up on the Jack Daniel's since Mmiissssiissssiippppii is beginning to look a little blurry to me?
Are you wearing your glasses?
Didn't he misplace them, again?
Why do I need glasses when I can just use a straw with my Jack Daniel's?
Wouldn't a funnel be faster?
Are you implying that he isn't very quick?
Isn't Jack supposed to be nimble and quick?
Are you implying that Merlin is old and slow?
Does Merlin jump over the candle stick?
At my age? Are you crazy? You want I should break my hip? (Oy! The kids these days!)
Did everyone else read that in the same voice as I did?
Who's voice did you read it in?
So are we hearing voices now?
Wouldn't we be deaf otherwise? (You're just jealous that the voices talk to me)
Are you picking on Merlin again?
Did I sound like a little old Jewish man? (Technically, I'm pretty close...Blumenthal is an ancestral name...definitely a German Jewish name).
Shouldn't we ask if you LOOK like a little old Jewish man?
HMMMMMM Shouldnt he look like a little old jewish wizard?
Do Jewish wizards look different from un-Jewish wizards?
Can wizards even be Jewish?
Can we grow up to be whatever we want to be?
Can I grow up to be a gnome?
Is that so you can be hanging with your Gnomies?
Would you be so kind as to come wipe the spew from my computer monitor?
Is gnome spew like home brew?
You didn't use yeast from your beard to make your brew, did you?
What would its alcohol tolerance be?
Well, if it's from Merlin it must have a HUGE alcohol tolerance, dont' you think?
Are you implying that I drink?
Would implying or simply stating be more appropriate?
Why have i not been in thread more?
Why do we always end up asking about Merlin and his drinking habits?
Are you speaking in reference to me or my son, who finally decided to show up?
Which of you have the best drinking habit?
How did we get off on the subject of nun garb?
Wait, Merlin wears nun garb? (No wonder he's stayed away so long...)
Did his drinking habit lead him to the nun's habit?
Is Merlin TE habitually habitual?
Oops, should we tell Merlin to not be ashamed of his habit?
Is it a dirty habit?
Is it safe to come out of the confessional?
Isn't that like a small closet?
You've never confessed your sins?!?!
Who, me, sin? ;D
Is it really a sin if the other person/people enjoy it?
Are you suggesting a three-some, Hoowil?
Merlin, Rabbi, and Hoowil?
Do anyone have something for a turned stomach?
How did I get put in that mess? (I was being good for a change.....Merlin please pass the tummy meds.)
Would you prefer buttermilk or tums?
Wouldn't Wesson Oil be more appropriate for a ménage à trois?
Who's Wesson and how did you get his oil?
Do you think you press him under a big stone, kind of like olives?
Do you fill him up with a nozzle up his bum?
Have you heard about people drinking vodka that way?
Are you willing to try it?
Is that why it is called a social lubrication?
Would it be appropriate to do in public?
Wouldn't you rather taste it so that you could enjoy it?
Pray tell you are refering to the Vodka right? :o
Do I look like an idiot? Do you think I'm crazy?
Should I really give an honestr answer here?
Aren't we all a little crazy?
If we weren't crazy, why would we be here?
If we weren't crazy, where would we be?
Does anybody really know?
Do you know the Muffin Man?
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Is he related to the Glazed Doughnut Man?
Is anyone else hungry?
Does it count if I'm ALWAYS hungry?
Should we have coffee or milk with these goodies?
Isn't egg nog more seasonally appropriate?
Can we make it a Brandy Nog?
Does that mean the rum is gone?
Rum GONE!!!!!!! What will we do? :o
Should we make more?
What's rum good for when you have Jack Daniel's?
Would not both go better with Coke anyway?
And dilute it?
Were not suppose to dilute the Coke?
Could we put cola syrup directly into rum instead of soda water?
:-\hmmmm Could that really work?
should we try?
Why not?
Where do we get good rum in enough volume?
Why would you want rum when there's Jack Daniel's to be had?
If we have some already, why are we looking for more?
Can you ever have enough Rum or Jack?
Don't we know this from prior experiences?
Do you have a lot of priors?
Are you talking about charges, or just convictions?
How many of those charges were dropped?
When was the last time someone assumed Merlin was innocent?
Are you saying he only LOOKS sweet and innocent? (Oh wait, that's me...)
If any of us were sweet and innocent, would we be here?
What are you implying?
Is that an admission of guilt?
Can you prove innocence?
Would I have to qualify for that?
What could you qualify for?
uummmmmm :o can we go back to discussing Merlin?
Then what could you qualify Merln for?
Why is it that every time I wander away for a bit, I come back and find my name being used in vain?
Do you think this song is about you?
Don't you?
Don't you?
Can't we all just get along?
Do I have to come back in here to keep you kids from fighting? ;)
Aren't we getting along, like little dogies?
Are you saying I'm ugly?!?!?!? ??? :'(
Or that we spend our days wrestling and chewing?
Don't you know what a dogie is, Fae?
(Regional Note: In the language of the American West, a motherless calf is known as a dogie. In Western Words Ramon F. Adams gives one possible etymology for dogie, whose origin is unknown. During the 1880s, when a series of harsh winters left large numbers of orphaned calves, the little calves, weaned too early, were unable to digest coarse range grass, and their swollen bellies "very much resembled a batch of sourdough carried in a sack." Such a calf was referred to as dough-guts. The term, altered to dogie according to Adams, "has been used ever since throughout cattleland to refer to a pot-gutted orphan calf." Another possibility is that dogie is an alteration of Spanish dogal, "lariat." Still another is that it is simply a variant pronunciation of doggie.)
Are you really sure you want to call a lady dogie?
Did it really sound like I did?
You can hear the voices, too?????
Are you jealous the voices speak to me?
Are you green with envy?
Do you think you would like me if was angry?
How much gamma radiation have you been exposed to?
Is a massive green body any indication of exposure?
Does it depend on what you're exposing?
What did you have in mind?
Do you want to know about my right mind or my wrong mind?
Which would I enjoy more?
How did we get back to Merlin exposing himself?
Isn't the obvious answer- Jack?
Is Lady Fae undressing me in her mind? Is she crazy!?!??
Could it be that Jack Daniels is clouding her judgement?
Should Jack Daniels be cloudy?
Doesn't that depend on whether or not it is mixed?
What is it mixed with?
Have you been mixing Jack Daniel's with clouds?!?? Are you CRAZY?!?!
Doesn't everyone have cloud shaped ice?
Does cloudy ice count?
Should we teach it the alphabet as well?
Where can I get an ice cube tray in the alphabet?
Would that be under "I" or under "C"?
Are they under the weather?
Is there an ice storm?
Should we make it hot in here?
How do you propose we do that?
Knowing, as we do, the way that Lady Fae thinks and the way I think, do you really want us to explain how to make it hot in here?
Can it be safely assumed that you and I think very similarly, Merlin?
Were you thinking something that involved a swimming pool full of jello?
Are the two of you trying to kill an old man?
Wouldn't that depend on who the old man is?
It wouldn't be, oh, say, Santa would it?
Do you have a problem saying Santa?
Did you know that "Santa" is "Satan" spelled sideways?
Umm...can I think about that one for a while?
How long do you need?
(How about Natasha backwards? Ah Satan!)
Don't you think this thread is slow enough that you'll have all the time you need, BobO?
Should we speed it up by talking about Merlin and Jack again?
Doesn't Jack actually slow Merlin down? (Or was it the Coke that did that?)
May I consider the possibilities while I enjoy my Jack & Coke?
Isn't it just the ice cubes that get in the way?
Isn't getting past the ice what straws are for?
Oh, aren't straws meant to break camel backs?
What did that poor camel ever do to you?
Is that camel filtered or unfiltered?
How do you check a camel to find out ?
Ferret
Do I have to go there?
Have you been there before?
Are you referring to Camel Lot?
Is that where sing, dance, and eat spam a lot?
If Spam is that old, is it still safe to eat?
Is it opened or still sealed?
Isn't SPAM a lot like Twinkies?
Do you think it would be good to slice a Twinkie longitudinally and slip a slice of Spam in there?
Do you think Mikey will like it?
Didn't Mikey choke on a spoonful of Life cereal?
Haven't we all?
Would you be embarrassed if I told you no?
You've never got life stuck in your throat?
The frog is named Life?
When frogs put up steel girders, do they use ribbits?
Wouldn't rabbits give more structural support?
Do you think that a rabbit would put up with being shoved into a hole in an I-beam?
Wouldn't a rabbit be used to being in a hole?
One that was less than an inch in diameter?
Don't you think a lady would be happier with a larger rabbit? ;)
Are you busy for dinner tomorrow night, Lady Fae, and do you date older married men?
:o Oh my, just WHAT would your wife have to say about THAT?!?!?!? LOL! ;D
She asked if it would be possible for you to get me home before my bedtime?
By noon?
Did I let Lady Fae lead me into temptation again?
Do you really need any help getting there, Merlin?
Don't you have to leave to get led back?
Are you trying to get rid of us?
Since you haven't been able to get rid of us all, does that make us questionable people?
Do you question that we are people?
Are we the happiest people in the world?
Could we be happier?
Isn't there always room for improvement?
How much rovement room does an imp need?
Does this imp have cloven hooves?
Does he also have horns?
Are the horns cloven?
Is he a "horny" devil?
Why am I unsurprised at this turn of topic?
Do you think we should have a party while we're here?
Are you supplying the Jack, rum, and Coke?
What is this "rum" you speak of?
Aren't you glad that he isn't speaking TO his rum?
Isn't it the rum that does the talking?
If the rum is talking, are you answering?
Should we be drinking things that can talk?
Shouldn't we be drinking rather than talking?
Can't we do both?
Doesn't that make it hard to not drool the drink?
Drool the drink?
Is that worse than backwash?
Have I told y'all about the 21 year old who drank her own vomit? (Twice...)
Have I told you about the party where we all drank way too much after eating spaghetti, and the collander was still in the sink?
Did I tell you how many boobs I used to see back when I was bartending?
Why would you tell us twice about a 21-year-old who drank her own vomit?
Am I the only one surprised that Merlin passed right over Lady Fae and her boobs?
Doesn't passing over the boobs present the best view?
Would you like those gift wrapped?
Isn't the unwrapping part of the fun?
(** SWOON! **) Does anyone have their paddles charged up?!? (** CLEAR!!!**)
What have I missed?
If I said, "The usual," would that fill you in enough?
Don't you know I'm not "the usual" ? ;)
Would that be the here "usual", or the general "usual"?
Is both an acceptable answer?
Who said anything about us being 'acceptable?'
Wasn't it Merlin?
Do you really think that I would be concerned about being acceptable? Do you take me for being a Mundane?!?
How many other terms would apply, that all end in 'ane'?
Do you mean like "ins-?"
Is that the opposite of "outs-"?
Does anyone need a drink?
Would you not consider that a useless question around a wizard such as I?? (*make mine a Jack & Coke...double *)
Do you mean you don't already have one?
-tosses drinks around- dont you think it's a bit early?
After 7 years of aging, can you really think it's too early?
Is it ever to early for a drink with good company?
At what point to we become lushes for drinking too early?
Well, we can't drink all day if we don't start in the morning, now can we?
What kinda pre-faire tailgate would that be?
Is morning drinking only allowed at pre-faire--what about off season?
Isn't it always morning somewhere?
Isn't it always 5 o'clock somewhere?
Is it then true that "Ti-ii-ii-ime is on my side?"
"Yes it is," but as a wizard don't you already know that?
Do wizards really know everything?
Who turned on the snow?
Would you believe it was a wizard? (...and where in the world has Miss Mairte been?)
Are wizards the cause of everything?
Would you not say that we are at least blamed for everything?
LOL, would YOU believe I would believe that? (Arizona!! But back in Minnesota now.:))
Was there snow in Arizona? ;)
Would you believe northern Arizona gets snow? (But alas, not where I was at,lol.)
In this group don't you believe that ANYTHING is possible?
Are you saying that in this group there are no real surprises?:)
Wouldn't we be more surprised to be surprised by this group? ???
Which member would be voted most likely to surprise??
Would you be surprised to find out that I'm not sure the answer to that question?
Could you narrow it down to four,lol? :)
How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb?
Where is there a light out?
Aren't you supposed to reply "How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb?"
How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb? (OK, I'll bite.)
Is it reccommended to bite a lightbulb?
BobO, how in the hell am I supposed to know how many R/Fers it takes to change a lightbulb when in the Renaissance period, there were no lightbulbs? (Silly question, BobO...I mean REALLY!) ::)
How many R/Fers in modern day society would it take to change a light bulb?(Is that better? This is provided they have been abstaining from Jack for at least...ummmm...an hour,lol?)
Must you always complicate an obfuscated query with logic, Mairte? (..uhmm...HUH?)
What's wrong with logic? ;)
Do you think that if I had used logic, I might have avoided being suckered by Merlin? (No Jack for you! >:( ;) )
Are you always so easily suckered?
Anyone here from out of town?
Which town should we be out of?
A town that has a lot of easily suckered people? (Poor BobO.... ;D )
Do you think it might be necessary to be out of the town we don't know which of them it might be by a reasonable hour, say sundown?
Does this town hae a vampire infestation?
If they sparkle shall we kill them?
Do you like stake with your vampire?
Or with a side of holy water?
Should we ask the zombies if vampires are edible?
But wouldn't zombies just answer, "brains?"
Do you find that a little hard to swallow?
Should I pass if my mind is too dirty to provide a respectable followup question?
How manytimes do we need to all pass before it goes not in such a direction?
How does one clean a dirty mind??
Could you use a Mind Sweeper?
Shouldn't we ask a zombie since brains are their specialty? (Assuming your mind is in your brain and not in the gutter... ::))
"Mind not in the gutter?" What are you smoking, BobO?
Zombies DON'T do gutter sweeps????
Is this Sweeps Week?
Hmm, maybe we should inform the zombies?
Are zombies particular about the cleanliness of the brains they ingest?
Are you saying then then they might reject Merlin's? ;)
Isn't a dirty mind a terrible thing to waste?
Are you saying your's is wasted? :o ;D
Are you assuming I have a mind to waste?
Isn't all of Merlin always wasted?
Are you implying that I use intoxicating substances?
Why on earth would us innocent people imply that? ;D
Mairte...Luv.... Do you really expect me to believe that you are innocent?
But don't we LOOK sweet and innocent?
May I plead the fifth? (Jack Daniel's, of course)
Can you look sweet and innocent while downing a fifth of Jack?
Are you asking me or Lady Fae?
Is innocence all in the eye of the beholder or is that only beauty?
Did you just call Merlin beautiful?
You don't think I'm beautiful?!?
With enough Jack in you, doesn't everyone look beautiful?
OH NO! Did I imply that you aren't beautiful? :-[
What determines if someone is beautiful anyway,lol?
What is more interesting- a beautiful face or a beautiful mind?
Well, didn't "A Beautiful Mind" make more money at the box office?
If you loved me for my mind, wouldn't you be lost, too?
Aren't we all at least a little lost?
Didn't we decide that your mind is dirty?
Have we established an applicable dirtiness scale?
If we haven't, whose mind is the dirtiest and whose is the cleanest?
Are you asking about on a scale from freshly fallen snow to putrid manure?
Whose is putrid manure? (I don't believe we have any freshly fallen snow minds,lol.)
Is not putrefaction directly proportional to age, in which case, my mind would be dirtiest?
Are you looking for a disagreement from us? ('Cause I'm pretty sure you won't get one!)
Should I plead guilty to being the one with the filthiest, dirty, warped mind? (On behalf of the Academy, I accept!)
Do you know that we are so happy to know you and your filthy mind?
Ah, but do you know my filthy mind in the Biblical sense?
Wouldn't that risk getting gray matter in some rather uncomfortable places?
Is it time to pick on someone new yet? :P
What is this about?
If we knew, do you think we'd still be here? ???
Who is going to be brave enough to tell jimari what this is all about? (Challenge, can you do it without picking on Merlin? ;))
Would we WANT to do it without picking on Merlin?
LOL, no?
Are you already trying to turn Jimari against me, when all he wants to know is how to continue this insane dialog by only asking questions?
Are we no longer allowed to pick on Merlin? :(
Could we ever really STOP picking on Merlin? (You know that he likes it!)
Can we stop people picking their noses?
Was Lady Fae picking your nose?
Wouldn't I need rather long arms?
Are you in law enforcement?
Why do you ask? Do you think that Law Enforcement should get involved?
Don't you know that handcuffs will be involved? ;)
Will they be fuzzy handcuffs?
Doesn't the fuzz tickle your nose?
Are we talking about handcuffs or nose rings?
Can we include ankle bracelets?
Just how kinky are you, and are you busy Friday night?
Would you understand when I say that I am always and never busy? (I am a mom, after all!)
Is anyone free to assist me in getting my boot out of my mouth?
Don't wizards wear slippers?
Are slippers easier to get out of one's mouth?
Don't slippers tend to be softer?
(Again, doesn't the fuzz tickle?) And just how many slippers can our local wizard fit in his mouth?
How will he get slippers in his mouth if he already has a boot in there?
Would you mind helping an olde wizard out by plying him with copious quantities of Jack Daniel's Old No. 7 Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey until such time that he is relaxed enough to release the boot, slippers, and whatever other accessories have taken refuge in his mouth, or is that too much to ask?
Is anything ever too much to ask?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Haven't we already sung that song?
Is the song over?
Is it the song that never ends?
Isn't it "the show that never ends" as per Emerson, Lake, and Palmer?
Haven't you heard of Barney's song?
Are you referring to that insufferable, purple twit that dances around with a stupid look on his face?
Is there another Barney that sings that never ending song?
Wasn't it that little sheep that sang the song that never ends?
Do you hear it?
After all this discussion do you think I have much choice?
How baaaaad is it?
Did ewe have to go there? ???
Is there a shepherd in the house?!? :-\
Are you afraid of what may happen to unescorted sheep in this company?
Don't you know why Scots wear kilts?
Don't you know why sheep don't wear clothes?
With all that wool, would they not get too hot?
Does a sheared sheep bleat "brrr brr brrr"?
Does a sheared pirate sheep bleat "baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr!"?
Does that sheep have to have a wooden peg leg to be a pirate?
You wouldn't serve that three-legged pirate sheep a leg of lamb, would you?
What do three-legged pirate sheep plunder? Grass?
Or do they get their revenge and plunder a Scottsman's booty?
Do you mean Scots dye their wool so as to not give the sheep ideas? We've had it backwards all these years?
You're telling me that sheep don't come in plaid?
If they did, would that not make for sticky, Scots?
So stiped, three legged, pirate sheep are responsible for sticky Scots?
Do you think that one of us should have a heart-to-heart talk to the Scots regarding their relationship to the sheep?
Do you not think it should be the sheep's responsibility to give them 'the talk'?
Do you mean like a "Who's your daaaaaaaddy?" kind of talk?
Well, isn't it a little late to speak of flora and buggery?
Who is Flora?
Would you believe me when I say I meant to type avian and buggery? :-[
Is Avian a sister to Flora?
Or was Avian buggering Flora?
Are we already back to sex?
Who's having sex?
Can I see a show of hands?
Wouldn't the hands be better off otherwise occupied?
So who's ticklish?
So, who's kinky?
That's a good thing, isn't it? ;)
Wouldn't that depend on your idea of kinky?
Do we want to know your idea of kinky?
What is your idea of kinky, LadyFae? (Purely for research purposes, of course)
You're using kink to research purity?
Is kinky purity even a "thing?"
Would you not consider "kinky purity" to be an oxymoron?
what about purely kinky?
Would we have much success if we had a business named "Purely Kinky?"
Just what exactly are you planning on selling?
Do I get a bid?
Do I get a finder's fee?
What did you find?
Who found what?
What can't you find at Purely Kinky?
Something that wasn't kinky, perhaps? ::) :P
Show of hands- who thinks that furry handcuffs are kinky? ;)
What if we're handcuffed and cannot raise our hands? :P
Do I REALLY need to answer that? ;)
Wouldn't that depend on just what your hands were cuffed too?
Should we switch to silk scarves so as not to leave marks?
Do we tie those on the door knobs to let everyone know the room is "in use"?
What type of room are you thinking of?
Would this not be one of those rooms with lots of candles and mirrors on the ceiling?
Is that type of room standard in your new house?
Are you going to come check it out?
Are you inviting me for a visit? (Or just in need of warning to have time to hide?)
Should I fear you or your husband more?
Oh great, why'd you have to go and bring HIM up?
Would you prefer he put him down?
Would I get in trouble if I admitted yes, some days I would?
Do you think that all men are alike?
Isn't that two questions when you really break it down? ;D
Break it down into 'do you think?' and 'are all men alike?'?
Do we need a new topic?
Have we worn out the subject of sex?
Is your stamina no longer what it used to be?
Would it suffice to say that it's also no shorter?
Are you sure its your stamina you're measuring?
Ooh, are we talking about Merlin's beard now?
Would he loose his powers if we cut it off?
Cut WHAT off?!?!!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
If it is loose shouldn't we try to tighten it before cutting it off?
If we pull too hard while trying to tighten, will it unravel?
So, you're offering to pull Merlin? :o
uhhhhh... Do I have a say in this?
What took you so long to speak up?
Was it wrong of me to consider all options?
How many of them involved Lady Fae?
who else likes to just sit back and enjoy the ride when it comes to this thread?
Too timid to get involved? (...and lots, Hoowil :P ::) 8) :o ;D )
Are our disturbed minds that intimidating?
Are our intimidating minds that disturbed?
Are our minds that intimidatingly disturbed?
How about disturbingly intimidated?
Intimidately disturbed we are, you say?
Do I have to be intimidated to be disturbed? (I've done pretty well without outside help...)
Do I need to jump back in the mix here and intimidate you all in disturbing ways?
Please?
Will we get to take pictures?
My, my- whatever must you think of me?
Is that a trick question?
If we answer, do we still get pictures?
Pictures of Merlin in a tricky situation?
Is there any other kind with him?
Ah, so you've met our Merlin, I take it? :)
What kind of wisecrack is that, Lady Fae? ???
Don't you know, Merlin- I kid because I care, I laugh because I love, and I joke 'cause I'm a jerk?!?!?!? ;D
heheh... Don't you think you're taking me too seriously? (big mistake! HUGE mistake! :-* )
why would anyone take anyone seriously anyway?
Do I look like someone who takes much of anything too seriously? :o
Do any of us look like people who take much of anything too seriously?
why so serious? :D ;D
Did the Joker get to you?
Isn't the joker the midnight toker?
Are you offering to share? 8)
I'm out of it... did I miss something?
Don't you think that if you were following this that you'd be just as lost as the rest of us? ;)
Pass, please?
We're passing what now?
Do you really want to know what Merlin is passing at his age?
Is he the cause of that wreck in the passing lane?
Was there a gas explosion?
is that just a skunk?
Who sunk my battleship?
Could it be result of espionage?
Can a skunk even be a spy?
Don't they already have the outfit?
Are you, perhaps, thinking of ninjas?
Don't both dress in black and use chemical warfare?
With that large bright white stripe isn't it more difficult for skunks to hide?
can't they just roll in mud?
Do they have to worry about clogging the guns?
You were going to shoot the skunk?!?!?!? :o
Would you beleive me if I were to say I'd be more worried about getting shot by said skunk?
If we shoot the skunk are we going to eat it?
Didn't I see deep fried skunk on a stick at the last state fair?
Does it taste like chicken?
Does that mean chicken tastes like skunk?
Which would you prefer to eat?
can't I have a Turkey leg instead?
Do skunks sell turkey legs?
Or did Frankenstein make a skunk that had turkey legs?
Would you like that deep fried or slow roasted?
Would that be called a Frankenskunkey?
Have we hit on the next fad food: the deep fried frankenskunkey on a stick?
Doesn't it just sound delicious?
Doesn't putting it on a stick make anything delicious?
Why do we always have to make everything into a double-entendre?
Can we wrap it in bacon, please?
What are you planning to wrap in bacon, you naughty girl?!?
if you have to ask, aren't you to err... young.... to know?
Do you consider 1061-years-old to be young?
isn't that nicer than saying too old? ;)
Wait, are we going to be nice to Merlin now? ;)
Is he willing to give us bacon-wrapped double entendres on a stick?
We should expect a lot from him- have you seen the size of his stick?!?!?!?!? :o
Why can't I un-see what I just read?!?
You don't keep eye bleach on hand?
My my, aren't you two taking that in the WRONG direction? (LOL! As if I didn't know it'd go there!)
doesn't it always go there?
May I now bat my eyes and feign innocence?
Don't you always?
Does anyone buy it?
Willing to bet that a lot will be bought before Saturday?
Are you selling?
Wait, what did I miss? Who's selling what now?
Shouldn't that be a single question?
Would you rather I commit the crime of the double post?
We aren't fighting now, are we? ???
What makes you think that?
Who says I was thinking about anything? ;D
Is this what I have to expect when I'm away for a day or two? (LadyFae, you owe me a new monitor for that stick remark)
Why would you expect anything less?
and why would you eat/ drink anything while reading this thread?
Dear Jade, don't you know, Merlin doesn't eat- he survives on Jack and laughter?
(Tee-hee, Merlin- I was wondering if you'd seen that stick comment!)
Don't you know that the Wizard sees all, Lady Fae, and gets hungry, Jade?
Does this means the Wizard sees all my food?
Would you rather he seize your food?
Should he lay siege to your plate?
If there is fish on the plate, does that mean he's scaling the walls?
Next time you order steak, would you please order it medium-rare? (Sheesh!)
Doesn't food usually look better when it is on someone else's plate?
Would that be considered a derivative of the "grass is greener" argument?
Is the "grass is always bluer" in Kentucky?
If the sky turns green should we watch for tornados?
If the sky is green, where do you stop mowing?
Will the goats eat it?
Should we bring in the cows as well?
Who lets the cows out?
Was it the same person who let the dogs out?
Who, who, who who?
Did someone let an owl loose in the forum?
Should we net the bird?
Is that less rude than flipping it?
Or should we be giving it?
What about giving in?
Was the bird the word?
Wasn't the word 'love'?
Are we taking about a henway?
how much does a hen weigh?
Didn't you blow the line?
Isn't that safer than a line of blow?
What kind of naughty girl are you?
Would you believe I'm really sweet and innocent?
Isn't Whowill correct?
Who will correct what?
Do we need to provide red ink?
Why not red pencil?
Would crayon not be better given the group?
what about body paint?
Is the body alive or dead?
How large is this body?
Could it be the size of Shirley Eaton?
If I have had a LOT of rum, can I go to bed without attempting to think of a clever question to ask?
What gives you the impression that any of these questions are clever?
Are you fooled into thinking that any of us are clever?
Is it okay if I still think about Shirley Eaton?
Why? Is Shirley Eaton clever?
Do we have a body of comparison?
Can we paint a clever elephant and name it Shirley?
Shirley you aren't serious?
What color would we paint the elephant?
What if we just tell everyone we painted it gray?
Wouldn't that be boring?
If we painted a pig instead, would that make it boaring?
Would a painted pig be similar to a greased pig?
What would you do with a greased pig?
Would not the oven be the proper place to put a greased pig?
can you catch a greased pig?
Don't you carry an Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) with you at all times?
Why can't you just cast a greased pig catching spell?
Isn't the Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) intended for those mortals who cannot cast a greased pig catching spell?
Isn't the Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) intended for coyotes?
How did it work out for the coyote?
Was the coyote painting an elephant at the time he used the net?
Are you sure it wasn't a roadrunner?
Or was it maybe an Alpaca?
Why did Jade call me Shirley?
Would you rather be called Laverne?
Would I be able to bowl better?
Why would you want to be a bowl?
wouldn't I have great curves?
Why did I read that as bowel?
Has your brain turned to .....?
Can we talk about Jade's curves more?
Will pictures be involved?
Did someone call Mr Hefner?
Does my camera phone count?
Have you taught it or is it naturally smart?
Is that what they mean by a "smart phone?" What does it count?
If your phone counts sheep, will it fall asleep?
if it falls asleep will your alarm still go off?
Do we really need to be alarmed?
What does it need to get off of?
Is THAT why phones have a "vibrate" setting?
Does Lady Fae want to get off using her vibrating phone?!?
What is she getting off of?
Who says I haven't? 8)
Would someone please pass me a towel to wipe the coffee off of my monitor?
Can I have the towel next?
What are you wiping up?
When everyone is done with the towel will someone please pass it my way?
Why don't y'all have your OWN towels?
Why would I want to ruin MY towel?
Doesn't coffee wash right out?
Why would you think it's the coffee we're worried about?
I thought it was suppose to be good to the last drop?
Oh my, now why did you have to go and say that?
:o
Have we ended up in Naughty, Naughty Land yet again?
Did we ever wander very far off?
Have we ever actually left?
Aren't most of you Texans actually on the right?
Don't you know that I have no "side"?
Is that because you are so big around? ::)
Why can't I think of an appropriate question to answer with?
How many appropriate questions have you seen around here lately?
Would anyone dare to accuse any of us of being appropriate?
Is that in the rules of the game?
There are RULES to this?
Who is going to take the fall for our lawlessness?
Lucy Lawless from Down Under?
Down under the sink?
Who wouldn't let Lucy Lawless their down under?
Does your sink have a leak?
Is that the drip I keep hearing?
Wait, who's a drip?
Isnt there a drip related disease?
Isn't that called The Common Cold?
Is there such a thing as "The Noble Cold?"
And, what exactly is tropical about cancer?
What's wrong, Debbie Downer; felt like you had to bring us down by talking about cancer?
Is it because Cancer is crabby?
What's your issue with being a Cancer? (I can't help when I was born!)
And what's wrong with Libra?
Is the moon in the seventh house yet?
What about the House of the Rising Sun?
Did we decide to open a Cat House?
Can we do that from the dog house?
Are you in the dog house?
How does your dog feel about the eviction?
Does sleeping with the dog have something to do with animal husbandry?
For you wouldn't it be animal wifery?
For him, wouldn't it be the animal winery?
While I contemplate these, and other pressing questions, would you mind fixing me a nice Jack & Coke...and make it a double, please?
So the wizard likes to drink while he contemplates bestiality? :o
Don't most of us like to drink while contemplating.... anything?
How would one contemplate successfully without imbibing?
Can I imbibe without contemplating please?
So now we're contemplating "please"?
I thought I was just going to imbibe, do I now need to contemplate contemplating?
Are you complaining?
About which the Contemplating or the Imbibing?
Don't some people complain because it's their hobby?
Can my hobby be imbibing instead?
Isn't imbibing most of our hobbies?
Do we get to claim imbibing as multiple hobbies?
any way we can claim imbibing on our taxes?
Would that qualify as a business expense?
Why doesn't coffee count as a medical expense?
isn't that a necessary purchase to work our jobs?
Doesn't that depend on what your job is?
Should I be concerned that all the jobs I can think of that don't require consciousness are not legal in the US?
Are you thinking of moving out of the country now?
And miss out on Faires?!?!? :o
Is the US the only country with Faire? (psst, the answer is no!)
So, what other countries have ren faires?
Should we travel to find out?
Who is footing the bill?
Anyone know an old, drunken wizard we could convince to magically transport us? ;D
How about Harry Potter when he turns 99?
Um... don't we all know an old, drunken wizard that posts on these very forums that can magically transport us?
What's the fee; there's always a fee?
Why are my ears burning?
If the wizard is drunk, would we end up somewhere like Yemen instead?
Wouldn't that just add to the adventure?
Wouldn't time travel make it even more of an adventure?
If we travel back in time, may I keep my watch and underwear?
You wear underwear?!?!?!?!?
You wear a watch?!?!?!?!?
Or do you watch your underwear?
Is it safe to assume that he will wash his underwear?
Who doesn't wash their underwear?
Maybe those that don't wear any?
Didn't your mother tell you to always wear clean undies?
Am I the only one who had to do his own wash as soon as he could reach the top of the machine?
Quote from: Alissende on May 04, 2013, 12:17:28 AM
Who doesn't wash their underwear and lingerie (http://www.robustbuy.com/womens-clothes-lingerie-sets-c-1083_1085_1088.html)?
may be the mads. I am not sure.. but some good people might be on the list.. haha..
Did you see that you're supposed to ask a question here? ;)
(Trust me, I think we've all forgotten which thread we were on at one time or another!)
Haven't there been a few topics around here we would like to have forgotten?
:o
DID SOMEONE JUST PUT A KINK IN OUR GAME?!?!?!?!?
Is anyone up for a nice beheading and quartering?
Hasn't inflation made that more like dollaring?
If a dollar is inflatable, where exactly do you put the air in?
Would you believe it's by giving ol' Washington mouth to mouth?
Wouldn't that be a problem considering his wooden dentures and all?
If we burn his dentures would it keep us warm?
Would you believe that the whole wooden dentures thing is actually a myth, and not true?
Weren't they made of ivory...with metal springs?
Would you believe that originally his dentures were only partials where the Ivory was attached by wires to bits of teeth that still remained?
Did ivory dentures give him elephant breath?
Did he have an elephant?
Maybe a pink Elephant?
One that blows bubbles?
We have BUBBLES?!?!?
Will Bubbles do a strip-tease, if we put some dollars in her dentures?
Wouldn't it be more fun to help with the bubbles, with one's own dentures or teeth?
Would Bubbles perform a particular... ...act... ...with her dentures removed?!?
Are you suggesting she might dance, or are you just being suggestive?
Can't he suggest both?
Who's "suggesting" anything? ::)
So its a request?
Why not?
Does it require coin?
So, Bubbles would go jingle-jangle-jingle?
Don't you mean jiggle-jangle?
Did I kill the thread again?
Are you asking us or telling us?
What the hell kind of question is that?
Are you guys fighting? ;D
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!?!?!?!?!? ;D
what's the fun in that?
Isn't it more fun to make up? ;)
Funner to make up? are strawberries blonde? ;D
Doesn't THAT remind me of a strawberry blonde that I dated a few years ago?
I don't know, Jack, does it? :P
Do you remember enough of the story to be able to share it?
Can you share it enough to make us blush?
Are you prone to blushing, Miss Jade?
Is the Pope Jewish?
Did he recently convert?
Was he converting dollars to Euros?
Is that convertment a smart investment?
Cavortments are more fun than convertments, aren't they?
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET THIS FAR BEHIND IN THIS THREAD?!?!?!
The conversation hasn't really changed all that much, though, has it?
Are we stuck in a rut again?
Have you grown weary of our conversations?
Is it back to sex yet?
Isn't that a given?
doesn't it always end up coming back around to sex?
Doesn't it just as often come back around to drinking?
Drinking and sex tend to go together nicely, don't they?
They are always having fun while I'm away, isn't that the way of things?
So then, Capt Marga, do you want to jump in to a group of drunken, sexually-charged freaks such as us?
Don't you think I should continue to stay in my protective bubble?
Aren't bubbles remarkably fragile?
Bubbles- so we're having champagne now? (Please?) ;D
Ok, I'll serve champagne; but, in your gleeful frolicking, don't push my protective bubble down the hill, ok?
If you roll into a strawberry bush and your bubble bursts, will you pick some for us?
Better yet, if you roll into a Jack Daniel's bush, will you pick some of THAT for us?
Do champagne, strawberries and JD go together?
Who's ready to sample it?
Do those wishing to sample have to first be rolled down the hill in a bubble?
Would I even care after consuming copious quantities of Champagne, strawberries, and Jack Daniel's?
After my bubble bursts, will it be okay if I picked all of the ladies?
After consuming champagne, Jack, and strawberries, being rolled down a hill in a bubble, and having said bubble burst, would it not be better to find oneself being pick up by the ladies?
would he really have a choice in the matter?
And would anyone really want to pick up someone who had been drinking then got rolled down a hill?
Wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who has been drinking then rolled down a hill would make for an interesting partner in a relationship?
How exactly would you define "interesting"?
Your Honor, am I not allowed a defense in regard to this assertion that it was drinking what caused me to roll down the subject hill into the subject Jack Daniels patch without evidence....without proof...without another snort?
I'd be careful sir, for are you not digging yourself a deeper hole?
Wait a second- did you just claim your Jack had no proof?!?!?
Aren't you clever?
What would Jack Daniel's be without all 80 proofs?
Brown water? ::)
Why would anyone want to drink THAT?!?!?!?
Isn't that why people started drinking do much beer and wine?
What- so that they wouldn't notice that their water was brown?
Is brown water supposed to come out of my faucet?
Have they been flushing the fire hydrants near you?
You mean in my toilet?
Who would want to drink brown water wherever it came from???
Maybe someone who was desparate for water?
Wouldn't they then have to be prepared for some rather adverse effects,lol?
If they drink the brown water enough do their bodies become accustomed to the adverse effects?
I wonder? (Eww)
Do you want to drink brown water and find out if there are adverse eff3cts?
Would anybody,lol????? ;D
Can we get back to the sex?
Has someone here given up sex?
Haven't they been talking about toilet water?...used toilet water??!?
Hey, doesn't it take all sorts?
Wouldn't drinking that get one out of sorts?
Weren't we getting back to the sex talk?
What sex talk???
Why does all this talk of brown water and sex make me randy? :o
Does anyone else hope "brown water" is code name for Jack Daniels?
Could it be dark rum?
Remember the talk between five and seven?
What, Merlin, no standing up for Jack Daniels over Rum, who are you and what have they done with our wizard???? ;D
Hmmm... could I have missed some questions?
Which questions did you miss and how can you tell if you missed them?
Wouldn't the clue be dark rum and jack daniels on the same page? ;) :)
Wouldn't they both belong better in my belly?
Who said you could drink Merlin's Jack? ???
Is Hoowil challenging me to a duel?
If I grant you my favour will you share without requiring me to draw my dagger?
If I bat my eyes and show a little ankle can I have some of your Jack, as well?
Since when have I become a wench magnet?
Do you know Jack? :)
You're new around here, aren't you? ;)
Wait a sec, did you call me a wench?!?!?!? :o
Should I seek cover?
Should we feel sorry for Merlin as he is going to be attacked by wenches?(His words, not mine,lol!!)
Isn't he more likely to enjoy it?
Why should I take offense?
Well, iz de fence free?
Should I bring a hammer?
What do you intend to take it to?
Don't you think that if the fence is free that it may be in need of repairs?
Should we hire a contractor?
Do we need a written contract to hammer a fence, or will a verbal agreement do?
Can't we just trick someone else into doing it for us?
What, no one thinks of screwing it?
What are you thinking of screwing?
Do these socks go with this Kilt? :)
What socks?
Screw the socks, can we get back to the- wait, what was the question?
Is that the sound of a train of thought derailing?
Lady Fae keeps talking about screwing, so may we get back to that?
Does LadyFae need my Phillips-head?
Did you change your name?
Oh, did I say I was involved with the Federal Witness Protection Program?
I've heard of some variations, but what's "Phillips-Head?"
Is that what went rolling across the floor when Aunt Maggie saw the photos?
What evil did those photos divulge?
Is there even a name for it?
Does "Gold Mine Sex Tape" apply here?
Will there be a live screening of it?
Where and when??? ;D
And how much?
What subject are we on now,lol? ;D
Has any one found my marbles?
Where did you lose them last, LadyFae? ;D
Lady Fae needs to hire a marble finder! :)
What does she offer for services rendered?
You aren't willing to help me find my marbles just for the satisfaction of being helpful?
Would you slap me senseless if I reached into your bodice to check for marbles?
Wouldn't most people?? :o ;D
Slap Merlin, or reach down Lady Fae's bodice?
If my bodice is properly laced, wouldn't it be rather difficult to get a hand down there?
But is it properly laced?
Are you trying to keep the girls in or the boys out?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Why do we have to bring Rhett into this?
Isn't everyone invited?
Does that include the cops?
Depends- are they kind with the metal handcuffs or the fuzzy ones?
Should I wear leather to this party?
oooo.... Can you?
Where are you wearing leather?
Wouldn't it be over the usual male areas?
Do you really think I should wear leather over my beard?
Why, did someone insult your beard?
Isn't a beard a usual male area?
Hey, do I have a beard, usually?
Well I don't know, do you?
How can I answer that other than no since that's the truth?
Can't you lie?
wasn't he Abraham Lincoln in another life?
Lie on what?
Doesn't that depend on the location of this lying?
No one's asking me to lie on a bed of nails, right?
Would you be willing to lie on a bed of nails to the left?
Once you've slept on a bed of nails, what's left?
Would you get out of the bed of nails on the right or left side, or the right or wrong side of the bed?
Is there a wrong side of the bed if you're with the right person?
Do you need a claw hammer to get off a bed of nails regardless of the side?
Ever wonder who in the world first thought of the idea of a bed of nails?
Would he have had to have a sharp wit?
Could he have just been a half wit?
Someone calling me?
Are they looking for a bottle of JD?
From Merlin? Or did you mean an empty bottle?
If one can turn water into wine can Merlin turn air into whiskey?
Someone calling me?
Isn't the reason the bed of nails was invented was because there was nothing good on TV?
Wasn't the bed of nails invented because electricity hadn't been invented yet, so they couldn't turn ON the TV?
Wouldn't you rather lay down in a bed of roses?
Are you offering yours?
Aren't roses poky too?
That that mean I'm a pokyman?
Well, if there was no electricity to turn on the TV, then there certainly wasn't anything good on, now was there?
Do you think that electricity was named after the famous military leader, General Electric?
wouldn't it be easier to light candles instead?
Would General Electric be able to turn the TV on?
How do you get a candle to work in a cathode ray tube?
Didn't Ray play the piano?
If he borrowed his mom's, does that man he would...
play'er piano?
Are you jealous that he got to play'er piano and you can't?
Is piano a euphemism?
was that a your mom joke?
When did your mom become a euphemism?
Wasn't piano the euphemism?
I'm not going to any political rally where euphemism is endorsed, okay?!
What about where endorsisms are euphemised?
What about where endorphins are euthanized?
Are those anal or dorsal endorphins?
Don't you think that's rather personal?
Shouldn't we be open and honest with our wizard, like our doctor?
Have you been hiding things from me?
Why, what makes you ask that?
Are you suggesting a game of hide and seek?
May I just use my hands to find you, Lady Fae?
Can you think of any more entertaining ways or things to use to find her?
Is this a sly way of telling me to get lost?
LadyFae, you don't really think that, do you?
Where would we find another who was as much fun, if you left?!?
Ah shucks, y'all find me fun? :-*
"Ya'll"? Are you from the south part of Wisconsin, LadyFae?
does Wisconsin have a South part?
Do they know how to cook grits?
Do they put cheese on their grits in south Wisconsin?
Isn't everything better with cheese?
even grits?
Doesn't everyone eat their grits dry and pasty, like I do?
Do they call them grits because they taste gritty?
Does the thought of gritty teeth make anyone else feel the need to floss?
Can you say that on here?
What's wrong with the word "that?"
Should we that there instead of here?
Is 'that' what the knights who formerly say 'NI" do?
Where did you hear "that"?
Does someone need to clean out their ears?
Are they full of chickens?
NI?
Is that the knights that go NI?
Did I spell "NI" wrong?
Does it matter how one spells it???
Isn't I-T the only way to spell it?
LOL, well, would you concur that in this group, all rules may be transcended?
Do rules apply to wizards as well?
What about the rules of magic?
Do rules of magic differ between witches and wizards?
Can we include Faerie magic in this discussion?
This thread has gotten too ethereal for this down-to-earth Scotsman, yes?
Well, what would you like to change the conversation to?
Can we change it to gold so that we will be rich?
If you figure it out, will you let me know?
Would that not require a philosopher as well as a wizard? Or at least his egg?
I am supposed to lay an EGG?!?
You mean you ...can't?
Wait now....how many eggs have you laid Merlin???? :o
How was I supposed to know that those were EGGS that were coming out of my bum?
Don't you know all?
Is there just the slightest possibility those WEREN'T eggs? ;D
Eew eew eww- does anyone else feel grossed out?
Did we actually get Lady Fae's knickers in a wad?
Did she have too vivid a picture painted?
Anyone else suddenly not interested in eggs for breakfast?
Isn't there a special name for painted eggs?
Isn't it okay as long as they aren't painted wizard eggs?
Are wizard eggs magically delicious?
Do I look like a bloody leprechaun?
Are leprechauns known for being very bloody?
Wizard eggs? Do wizards hatch from eggs??
Am I the only one who now sees blood covered little men wandering around and hiding brightly colored eggs, in an attempt to make more wizards?
Why would they make more wizards when they could spend their time making little lady leprechauns?
Do I smell scrambled eggs?!?!
Who brought the BACON?!??
BTW, where's Arnold Ziffel?
That's not Arnold on my BLT, is it?
Does a BLT have grits on it?
"What's a grit?" ;D
Isn't a grit a social grainy bit that requires being among its kith in order to be of any value?
You mean its not something rather uncomfortable to have in one's undergarments?
Isn't grit what your teeth do when you have uncomfortable things in your undergarments?
What's with all these assumptions about wearing underwear?
Did someone nick your knickers?
Can you nick something that isn't there?
Someone near you have a knack for nicking knickers?
Aww, did someone knicknack your paddywhack?
Did they give your dog a bone? (considering the normal train of thought around here, is that really a question I should be asking?)
I don't really remember, but wasn't I rolled home at one point?
Hoowil, when will you learn to trust your instincts instead of leading us on a path to animal husbandry and/or wifery?
I think animal husbandry is illegal in most, if not all, states, yes?
So we can't breed animals? Or did you mean bestiality, where one would breed with animals?
Isn't there a dirty little mother Hubbard ditty that I'd love to post in response?
Is it okay that we are this freakin' warped?
Can we blame it on the drugs?
What kind are you offering?
Does she have any left?
Would it make me right?
Are we supposed to be discussing politics?
How exactly did we go from knickers to politics?
Although some of us like going right up the middle when it comes to politics, wasn't Lady Fae wanting to be right?
Who's left?
Left, or left over?
Did Merlin say he wanted to go up my middle? :o
Doesn't he have a large staff?
Is it made of riticulated wood?
Do you realize how many compliments I get at faire about my long staff?
Oops, did I come in at a bad time? Should I come back later?
Didn't you want to join?
BobO, did we embarrass you?!?
Anyone else think that he's faking it?
Isn't that usually the woman?
Oo! Should I come back?
So, now that I'm back and not embarrassed, what do we do next? ;D
Should we start with drinks?
May I assume, then, that we will begin the cocktail hour with Jack Daniel's, and continue the cocktail hour until tomorrow when the next one begins?
Is there tequila on offer?
Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
Doesn't it name my brain to mouth filter disappear?
Are you already hitting the sauce, Jade?!?
I'll blame it on using Android Swype, but isn't the timing suspicious?
Are you sure that was the Android you were looking for?
Am I the only man jealous of Merlin?
No need to be jealous....did you bring the Wesson oil?
Wesson oil---where everything comes back, except one tablespoon?
Would you really want the oil back after Merlin used it?
Doesn't that depend on what he used it for?
How much detail do we really want?
Er...should I stay out of this for a bit?
Methinks I'm ruined on fried chicken for awhile, anybody?
Should I avoid going back and reading what I've missed?
Haven't you said worse in your time?
Do you have proof of that?
Proof what is proof?
Isn't proof 2 points per percentage of alcohol?
Can you prove that?
If we test how much it takes to make me drunk, will that help determine that scientifically?
Who else thinks we could see how much it takes each of us to get drunk, so we can wear a badge with that amount printed on it so we can always reference if its ok to have another, or how many more we need?
What?
If his logic confused you, isn't that a sign you need more booze?
Or that I had too much already?
Is there such a thing as too much?
Is there a cold six-pack about?
About what?
About $6 down here; how about up there?
You can really purchase a good 6-pack for $6 down there?
Good six-packs are closer to $10 around here--should I think about moving?
Isn't it healthy to have a good movement every day?
How does one describe a "good" movement?
Should it not include blood?
Wouldn't that be bad?
But wouldn't a good $6, Tai Chi movement, followed by a really good beer, without blood, over there, every day, be beneficial?
Wouldn't a free one be better?
Can't I skip the blood and Tai Chi and just have a good free beer?
Is there such a thing as a free beer?
Doesn't it usually require you to help someone move?
Shouldn't beer be free since you only keep it for a short time?
Isn't more like renting, then?
Anyone want to rent me a beer? ::)
Does it need first's, last's, and a security deposit?
How's about I give you a couple bucks and we call it even?
If you give him 2 bucks, it would be even, but give him three, would it not make it odd?
Isn't $6 even more even than $3?
Are you trying to jack up the price of a bottle of beer?
Weren't we talking about six packs?
Six packs of what?
Six packs of beer, Mr. Short-term Memory?
Was Merlin hoping for six packs of Jack?
Isn't Merlin ALWAYS hoping for six packs of Jack? :o
Isn't six packs of any liquor better then a six pack of beer?
But, would you turn down a six-pack of beer if someone offered it to you?
Doesn't that depend on the kind?
Would you actually consent to drinking Texas Pride without being threatened with a deadly weapon?
Are we getting picky, you two?
Can't a wench have standards?
Jack, have you ever been introduced to Texas Pride beer? {[I have—by my father-in-law who had ZERO taste in beer. I received a book when I was in the hospital which rated all (or at least most) of the beers on the market at the time. Texas Pride was one of two beers in the world that got a rating of 0. I always felt that was far too generous a rating.]}
No, but apparently I shouldn't, should I, Merlin?
You do wish to continue living a life without throwing up your socks, do you not?
But, there are good beers out there that I've tried; wouldn't you two like a taste?
What style of beer do you prefer, and would offer?
For summertime, would a German Hefeweizen, a wheat beer like a Belgian white, sound delicious?
What other German delights would you be serving with that?
Perhaps a doughy, twisty German pretzel....by a lovely fraulein in a dirndl?
Mmnn... Can I get in on that action?
The pretzel or the fraulein?
Can I have the pretzel and the Belgian white? (If necessary I'll be the fraulein.)
Are you planning on getting naughty?
Is the beer going to turn into something harder?
(*** SPEW!!! ***) Excuse ME?!?
Does it get anymore difficult than hard cider insid'er?
(Oops that was unintentional... really :-[ lol) Isn't hard cider best served hot?
You really expect me to believe it to be unintentional? (I'm hoping....)
Would you believe it if you saw my blushes?
Are you blushing because of the hard **ahem** cider?
Well doesn't it usually make me flushed?
My, isn't it interesting to chat about science? Chemical changes and such?
Oh, is that what we were chatting about?
Isn't it a relief that we had not started talking about sex again?
Didn't we just?
Don't we jest?
You mean to tell me that you don't take sex seriously?
Ummmm...yes?
Isn't it supposed to be fun?
You don't take having fun seriously?!?
Are you seriously questioning Jade's ability to have fun?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
When can't I have fun?
Is there an "Aunt Minnie" here who wanted the six hardboiled eggs, and one duck egg?
Ah, so you know her?
Does anyone need a square egg?
Will it fit in a round pan?
Is it a chocolate cake in a round pan?
If it's a chocolate cake, does the shape of the pan really matter?
Isn't it rare to find a chocolate cake of any shape in a pan?
A rare chocolate cake? Wouldn't a well-done chocolate cake be better?
Do you like your chocolate cake to be burnt?
I beg your pardon; did you say something after "Do you like your chocolate cake?"
May we have cream cheese frosting on that chocolate cake?
Is the chocolate milk or dark?
Are you asking about chocolate milk in the dark??
Doesn't that make it easier to hide the chocolate milk mustache after drinking it?
Are you so ashamed of your chocolate milk mustache?
Isn't your mustache more salt and pepper?
Don't these mustaches sound edible?
Are you planning on eating my face?!?
Can't I just eat the hair around your lips without eating your whole face?
Am I the onl one who thinks, "ICK!"?
May I register a vote of "ICK!" as well?
Does the object of a vote get to vote?
So you object to the object voting?
What is the object of objecting to the object of the vote?
Objectively speaking?
What else?
What's the object we're voting on anyway?
Wasn't the object a "whom?"
So, Whom's on first?
Isn't it, 'who's on first'?
What's on second?
Did not the lovely and talented Lady Fae infer that the object was a "Whom?"
Aren't you allowed to change objects in mid-stream?
When did we decide to go swimming?
Wasn't that what Who and What were voting on?
In light of the uncertainty, can I abstain?
Before we tackle that question, would you join me in toasting a lovely day in the South?
Didn't Bob say he was abstaining?
Do you think if we rubbed vigorously enough with some Jack Daniel's that we could get that abstain out?
You want to rub Bob vigorously, do you, Wizard?
Must we go there?
Anyone read a good book lately? Or a bad one?
You mean like the one about Bob of the Lake being assaulted by a Texan with Jack Daniel's and love on his mind?
Mmmm....d'you think we should wait for the movie, instead?
Shouldn't we count Disney out?
Should I have my eyes gouged out?
Is there any of that burnt chocolate cake left?
Does burnt chocate taste anything like Starbucks coffee?
Did I miss anything? ::)
That depends; did you?
Do we need a recap?
Is there something wrong with the cap the way it is?
Why don't we just uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels and then decide what to do?
With all of us, shouldn't we just buy a barrel of Jack?
Anyone have a long straw I could use?
"Long straw?" How far away from that barrel do you plan on being?
Would you not need a long straw to get to the bottom of this?
Ahhh...can you tell I don't know anything about Jack? ;)
Are telling us that you don't know Jack Sh.... Daniel's?
It shows, doesn't it?
But...you know we still love you, right?
Are you sure you're just not after my whiskey?
Would you still love me if that was the case?
What woman wouldn't love you if you had a case of JD?
Do you think I would be irresistible if I had an entire barrel?
Have you got enough glasses?
Wouldn't straws for everyone be easier?
Don't you love how it comes back to straws? Can they be the bendy kind?
Is multiple-straw usage in one cask sanitary?!
Do you think that after a few minutes anyone is going to give a damn?
So, the plague was begun by a bunch of drunk rennies?
Well, considering its potency and medicinal effects, mayhap the plague was survived by drunk rennies? With straws?
Do you think that is how I made it through?
Made it through what...?
So it was the Jack, not the magic, that helped you make it through?
Didn't the magic allow him to have an endless supply of Jack?
Wouldn't it have been more like the billfold that gave him an endless supply of JD?
Who is Bill Fold?
Could Bill Fold give me an endless supply of JD too?
Bill Fold, is he German?
Will he supply the Jack?
And how much will he charge?
And, when he charges will he be using a credit card or a lance?
Might not a lance crack the cask?
Who invited Lance?
Isn't he *your* friend?
Is he in a low place?
So, does that mean that Low Lance is lurking lasciviously lately?
Has Low Lance lurked any other way?
Lately or long-term?
Wouldn't long term lascivious low lurking leave lingering lines?
With lines like that how did this thread fall by the wayside?
What about, "Down by the Riverside"?
Or Up a Lazy River?
Are you without a paddle?
Are we going back to the old S&M thing?
Is that a request?
Does someone want it to be?
Why bother with a paddle?
Don't you want to yell, "Thank you, Sir! May I have another?"
If you are paddling me, Lady Fae, why would I call you "Sir?"
why use a paddle, when a horse whip will do?
Are you calling Merlin a horse?
More importantly, are you calling me the south end of said north-bound horse?
Is that your explaination for the whiskers?
Is this a pantomime horse that Merlin is the back of?
Is that the kind of horse that Little Joe rode in on?
How do you spell palamino?
Do you think anyone spells it differently than you do?
Isn' it always spelled I-T?
Do the palominos kick you when you try to stuff them in your olives?
Do you ride pimentos while trying that?
Is Lady Fae pantomiming a pimento?
Does one pontificate while riding that pimento?
Does Lady Fae's 1977 Pimento explode when it gets rear-ended?
Isn't Lady Fae's rear end already bruised?
Does it seem polite to presume on the purplish posterior of the '77 Pimiento?
RefMom, are you trying to tell me that I misspelled, "pimento", too?
Is that another misspelled hoarse?
Should hoarse horses eat olives?
Won't they choke on the palominos?
Isn't horses eating palominos getting a bit kinky?
Did you ever doubt that I could get it back to talk of sex...and Jack Daniel's?
Are we off zoomorphism?
How long has it been since this turned to beastiality (again)?
What's fer breakfast?
What are you making?
What ever it is, can we have bacon and whiskey with it?
Would you prefer bacon flavored whiskey or whiskey flavored bacon?
Does anyone want one of those bacon bowls from that bacon-bowl maker from the Xmas TV ads?
Is it called a heart attack waiting to happen?
Do we need to go to that heart attack diner for this?
Are they next door to the emergency room?
Does it help to have the waitresses dress as nurses?
Well, what do the uniforms look like?
Is that really what's important?
Don't we have to use our imaginations on this forum?
Aren't our imaginations the most "active" thing about most of us?
Did you have to bring my old age into this?
Doesn't that simply give you the most experience?
So is an experienced imagination the same as an active one?
What's to eat?
Anyone else detecting a recurring question here? Is someone hungry?
Has that whiskey-bacon been fried up yet?
You expected me to share it with you?!?!?
:( Don't you know that I'd share with you?
Hasn't LadyFae shared quite a bit with us all?
Isn't sharing a lovely thing?
Would you like to share my bills?
Are we talking benjamins or franklins?
Can't we have both?
Both of what?
Cake and eat it too?
Are cookies an acceptable substitute?
Chocolate chip?
But don't oatmeal raisin count as healthfood?
Should the raisins be moving?
Is that relative to the cookie, or is the whole cookie moving?
How big are the "raisins?"
How big do you want 'em?
Can we leave out the ones that can walk?
Do you still want the ones who can sing?
Can we keep them from singing Rogers & Hammerstein?
What if I'm still dreaming in Christmas Carols?
Did Rogers & Hammerstein write Christmas carols for raisins to sing?
Are they California raisins?
Are they raisin hell again?
Do think it best we move into the realm of puns?
Does the Realm of Puns have a raisin d'etre?
Is a raisin d'etre anything like a raisinette?
Why didn't the hungry raisinette? (just say it....)
Would that not be akin to cannibalism?
Because the raisin didn't have a stomach?
Who ate the raisin's stomach?
Who said it was eaten? (Perhaps it was turned into a lovely purse!)
Who would want a Raisin purse?
Can you imagine the ant problem?
Do you thinks ants will be the problem, or the funny uncles?
What is a fun yunkel?
Is a fun yunkel akin to a Kissin' Cousin?
Do yunkels like raisins?
Do raisins like chocolate?
If you're raisin the chocolate, should I place a bid?
Is that a raisin in your chocolate, LadyFae?!
If I don't like raisins or chocolate, may I change the subject of this conversation?
Why not?
What's new?
What about the chocolate and raisins? ::)
Are you worried they're all gone?
Did they escape?
Was this one of those renegade California Raisins?
Did you hear that through the Grapevine?
What if I don't go through Grapevine, but rather go through Terrell?
Are you talking about Texas?
Isn't that where Grapevine is?
Its not just a real big hill south of Bakersfield?
Isn't Bakersfield in California?
Weren't we talking about California raisins?
Would you prefer California dreaming?
Aren't California dreamcycles tastier?
But don't they melt under the California sun?
California sun, Texas sun, Florida sun - how many suns does this galaxy have?
Did you count Alaska's Midnight Sun?
Did you also count that other Sun of a Beach?
Would the son of a beech be a sapling?
Is there a word for a daughter of a beech?
Sisling? Or would that be for the baby sister of a beech?
Isn't anyone getting tired of all the beeching going on here?
When one gets tired of beeching, should one turn to beaching?
Is that not a wee bit rough on the aquatic mammals?
Do you not think the aquatic mammals enjoy a good beeching session?
where does one find aquatic beeches?
Don't you think it's about time we leaf this subject and move on?
Who else was waiting for someone to breach the subject?
Sorry, had to get out one last one...
Was the beached beech bothering anyone?
When will this beaching and beeching stop?!
Is it time to get back to the subject of sex again?
Doesn't it always roll back around to that?
Can we make sure it involves beaches, and not beeches?
Is it better with Bette Midler movies?
Are you calling Bette Midler a beech?
Did she star in a Sherlock Holmes TV mystery, "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches"?
Wouldn't that be better than starring in "The Adventure of the Copper Breeches"?
Wouldn't it be a bit difficult to walk in copper breeches?
Are we talking breeches or britches?
At my advanced age, would not breeches be the more time-accurate of the two words?
Who else thought loin cloth would be the more age appropriate term for Merlin?
Well, certainly you wouldn't want to see me "nekkid," would you?
Does anyone have long needles I can stick in my eyes to avoid seeing such?
Some years ago, wasn't Merlin spotted in gold lame shorts? ::)
Was he running around singing the Flash Gordon song?
Wasn't it just last week?
Isn't it a fairly regular event?
Do you know of a better way to chase away those pesky blues?
Wouldn't gold lame shorts be better for chasing after Bette Midler?
What if she stole my gold lame shorts?
Where are the long needles, please?
Would it be better to picture Bette Midler running away from Merlin, while she is the one wearing gold lame shorts?
May we use those needles to knit a curtain?
May we use those needles to knit a wit?
Does that require special yarn?
By 'yarn' do you mean a long-winded story?
Could we have a long winded poem instead?
What have you gentlemen been eating that gave you the winds?
Is cooked bellpepper responsible for all the long-winded poems and stories?
Are you suggesting that if Homer had left out the bell peppers, the epics may have been anecdotes?
What does my van, Homer, the Odyssey, have to do with this?
Does not your van run on gas as well?
Do you think I would get better mileage out of Shell's gasoline or Jack's methane?
Do you think this explains why I tend to walk so fast?
Is that what they call the "Green Apple Quick Step?"
In just such a case is not a quick step it better than a quick slip?
...especially for those walking behind?
Would it be appropriate to say "Ewwww!" at this point?
When did we start worrying about being appropriate?
Who is really surprised that the thread goes quiet at the thought of the appropriate?
Would you mind biting your tongue, good sir?
If he's asked to bite his tongue, is he really that "good" of a sir?
If I'm really good do I get to bite someone else's tongue?
Just how good are you sir?
Do you think this wizard is crazy enough to allow you to bite his tongue?
Is your tongue long enough to reach across the country?
Are those needles still available?
Wouldn't it be fun to get this bunch of folks together sometime? 8)
Would this be in a group therapy session at a mental health clinic?
Is there a mental health clinic large enough to handle us all?
Is that an excuse to get out of going to your prescribed mental health clinic group therapy, Merlin?
Do you think I should be under psychiatric care?
Why are you asking that question of your cat?
Isn't that better than having the cat doing the asking?
Would you prefer the cat doing the answering?
Does said cat wear a hat?
Does trying to put a hat on a cat count as being insane?
Do you think that Dr Seuss was insane?
Simply for giving a cat a hat and umbrella, and a Grinch a sewing machine, and a Horton some Whos?
Is Cindy Lou Who on first?
What?
Isn't What on second?
On second what?
Who?
Who else wonders why "hunh?" isn't taught as one of the basic questions?
The basic questions to what?
To life, the universe, and everything?
Are you asking me, or telling me? :)
Is Who still on first?
Wouldn't it be too difficult to get a 70's rock band to all stand on first base?
Even though there is only two of them left?
Som would the others be under first?
Do they even play baseball in Great Britain?
So The Who broke up to play cricket?
They're playing with bugs now?
The Who is playing against the Looney Tunes?
Do you think they will get fooled again?
Who else is surprised how well Bugs's disguises fool people?
Don't ACME products fool everyone?
Are you implying we're all coyotes?
May I apologize, if I gave that impression?
Is anyone posting for the Tasmanian Devil?
BTW, why is the song, Baba O'Riley, not entitled Teenage Wasteland?
Did we exhaust this thread, already?
Didn't you WANT us to wait for you to answer your own question?
Don't you think 90 days is too long to wait?
What are we waiting for?
Wasn't someone going to hand out gate.passes?
What good are passes that are 4 years old?
Should you practice age descrimination with gate passes?
Do gate passes get a pass for that kind of behavior?
Are pass performers initiators of future results?
Are the performance results of the gate performers going to be the determining factor about them getting gate passes in the future?
For which event?
Who mentioned sex?
...did I miss that one, AGAIN?
When will you start following the script?
Is this going to be a scripted sex show?
Aren't all of them scripted?
Do you have something against spontaneity?
Who is "Spontanaity," and should I apologize?
Why would you ever want to apologize for being spontaneous?
Shouldn't you apologize if you were combustion?
Does that really need a reminder?
Would you pleeeeeeeeease.......open a window? :o
Do you think one window will be enough?
Is there something going on here that I don't know about?
Did RenStarr phart?
Isn't the one who "smelt" it, the one who dealt it?
Are you accusing me of generating methane?
When the King asked you to turn lead into gold, did you instead hear him ask you to turn food into methane?
Is Merlin now a wizard and an alchemist?
Is an alchemist someone who makes his own hooch?
Any good alchemist knows that too much hooch mixed with cooked cabbage is a receipe for some very pungent methane, right?
Is that why the paint peeled off the walls when I had sauerkraut and Jack Daniel's for dinner the other night?
I suppose that depends on just how much sauerkraut and JD you put down? Of course with enough of them both, could it just have been your breath?? :o
Are you tempting fate by insulting a wizard?
Be there anyone here willing to take that risk?
Isn't "Risk" the game of global domination?
Or is it the game of global elimination?
"How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
"How about a nice game of chess?"
Anyone for Twister?
Can I be on bottom?
Under the mat?
(Way to catch the movie reference, Merlin!)
Is this going to be videoed?
Do you have all the necessary release forms with proof of date of birth of all participants so that we aren't all arrested and jailed as sexual predators even though some of us are sexual deviants or long-winded wizards?
Did you forget to take your Ritalin?
Can I have some in my Jack Daniel's?
Would you like that cocktail in a glass or an IV?
Does it really have to be an "or?"
Would you prefer being caught up the smelly creek withOUT an oar?
Is a high powered outboard an option?
If you're stuck in that infamously smelly creek, do you really want something with that much churning power?
Do you like chocolate shakes? (Ewww!)
Isn't chocolate better than strawberry in such a situation?
Are we trying to be as utterly disgusting as we can possibly be? ::)
Was I the one to bring up the shakes?
Am I being naughty?
Aren't you always? (We'd be concerned about ya if you weren't).
Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Wasn't the wine's name Apothic, (http://www.apothic.com/) not Apocalyptic?
Are we allowing whining now?
Do we need to call the waaaaaaaaaamblulance?
Now we're bringing in Ghostbusters?
Well, who ya gonna call?
Is there something strange in your neighborhood?
Other than me?
Are you saying you're weird and don't look good?
Or that you cover people with green slime?
Would covering people with green slime be your Halloween trick, or treat?
Was green slime part of anyone's AHE evening and/or events?
Do you mean as the "dumper" or the "dump-ee?"
And does jello count?
Why is there always room for jello?
And why do I suddenly want to hear a Jack Benny episode?
Why do I always think about Billy Cosby when I hear the word "jello"?
Do you hear 'pudding pop'?
Do they sell that next to the orange pop?
Like Orange Crush?
Does anyone like the purple?
Someone grew a purple orange?!?
Did anyone eat that purple orange? ???
He sniffed arrogantly, "Isn't that an oxymoron?"
Is an "oxymoron" some kind of big, dumb animal?
Shall I put on the librarian hat and check the OED for that, Sir?
Do you have a hat big enough to fit an oxymoron?
Are you assuming that the brain is that big?
Wouldn't that depend on whether we're talking about oxymorons or oxen morons?
Is one a male and one a female?
Isn't that a rather personal question?
Shouldn't the personnel questions be referred to Human Resources?
Do they hold dominion over the oxymorons and oxen morons?
Is dominion the plural of domino?
But wouldn't that make it Derek and the Dominion?
Would that be dominion over all the dominoes, or over the morons, oxy and otherwise?
Would Derek approve of having dominoes and morons at the same table at the same time?
Wouldn't that depend on what we're having for dinner?
At what course are dominos (dominion) served, and what's the proper fork to use?
Wouldn't Captain Sisko consider the Dominion to be all forked up?
Is the captain a forking expert?
You can get promoted to captain, even after forking up?
Isn't that what Kirk did?
Isn't he famous for that sort of thing?
Captaining or forking?
Is "this AND that" an acceptable response?
Or "those or them"?
Do those captains accept them forking?
Who's forking whom?
Should they be expected to tell?
Were they spooning before the forking?
Is anyone else feeling torn between watching Star Trek and emptying a dishwasher?
Would you understand if I said, "no?"
Would the Wizard ever lie to me?
Do you really want to know?
If I can't trust my Wizard, who can I trust?
Edgar Bergen or the Texaco guy perhaps?
Will Charlie McCarthy or Mortimer Snerd be wearing the Big, Bright Texaco star?
Do you think anyone besides us remember those characters?
Don't you think Candice wants to forget them ( She used to argue with Charlie on the radio)?
Wasn't W.C. Fields a favorite partner with Charlie?
Didn't he replace the Frito Bandito in the TV commercials?
Is that a serious question, Butch?! Really?! ( :) )
Is it time to pick on Butch?
Are you asking permission to pick on someone?
Should we start with you?
For permission, or to volunteer to be a "pick-ee?"
You don't do like snowmen (and snowwomen) do, and go to the produce section in the grocery store to pick your nose, do you?
Is it okay if I go to the produce section where the corn is and pick my ears?
Is that better than those who come to the library and pick my brain?
Should I really ask the question that went through my mind just now?
Isn't that the point? ;)
Do you know the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?
"Things in front of you may be closer than they appear?"
Isn't it "His Rear End"?
Is it her rear end?
Can you tell the difference?
Should you be viewing from that angle?
Who changed the subject to Geometry?
Isn't that the class after biology?
Whose biology are we going to study, once we get our angles straight?
If we get all our angles straight, who's going to teach this biology course? Or was it a Geometry course? And who's bringing the ale for the "after the class" get together to examine the angles?
Isn't the ale coming from the chemistry class?
Was it Ale from Chemistry, How to Slide a Tankard Down the Bar from Physics, and Serving Maid Uniforming from Home-Ec?
Would it not be more fun to slide down the bar uniformly with the serving maid while drinking a tankard of ale?
Who wants to party with the Rabbi? :D
Where may I sign up?
Is there going to be homework?
Is your home dirty?
Can you define "dirty?"
...what???
Dirty dancing in a dirty house? ;D
So...we're back to sex? ...AGAIN??? :P
Sex with a house? Is that possible?
Have you no imagination, man?!?
Yes, but I have to picture that in my mind if I don't want to?!
Anyone else think that might take "loving your house" a tad too far?
Are we some sick puppies, or what?
Was that a rhetorical question?
And, was THAT a rhetorical question, RefMom?
Is EVERYBODY going to ask a rhetorical question?
Am I supposed to answer that?
Are you trying to shirk your responsibilities?
Should he twerk them, instead?
If a twerp twerks, will that work?
Are you calling me a twerp?
Do you twerk? ???
Will I know it if I see it?
Have you no decency, man?
What's decency got to do with it?
Another rhetorical question?
Who is this Rhet dude, and if he's an oracle, why doesn't he know?
Does Rhet even give a d@mn?
Would it not have been cheaper to build a damn?
Only if you give a damn, do you?
Was it President Beaver that built the Beaver Dam or was it President Hoover who built the vacuum cleaner?
Don't you think Hoover sucks?
Any bets on how long Hoover can keep sucking?
How much dust could a Hoover suck if a Hoover could suck dust?
Hmmm, didn't Hoover bite the dust in 1964?
If Hoover bit the dusk, did the dust bite back?
Hoover dam...Hoover sucks... Nothing good about Hoover at all?
Is it true that Hoover has water retention problems?
Is that really millions of gallons of Mead behind Hoover?
Shouldn't we hope it is mead...?
Wasn't Meade with Lincoln?
Should we bottle it and name it Hoover's Meade?
Would you really want to do all the work and give it to Hoover?
Doesn't anyone care how Rosa felt?
Didn't you like the way she felt?
Would hat not depend on where she was feeling?
Did I say that I didn't care how she felt?
Maybe she didn't drink enough mead?
Has anyone simply asked her?
Who are you calling "simple?"
(http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/HHoward36107/SCV%20Stuff/img2.jpg)
I'm callin' this guy Henry C. Semple! Do you believe me when I tell you this was Semple to find?
Who fined a simpleton?
Did Rosa pay that fine?
Rosa Feldt fine, didn't she?
Wasn't that her most current status post?
Does anyone have time to read such things anymore?
Wouldn't you make time, to make sure Rosa felt fine?
Is it really appropriate for us to be going around feeling Rosa?
Did you ask Rosa how she felt about it?
Why ask for felt roses, when silk roses look so much better?
May I have some of what Butch is smoking?
You asked so nicely, but do you think that would really be a good idea?
Do you not trust Butch?
Merlin, did you hit this yet?
Why do you suppose he's not answering?
Is he pitching a no-hitter?
Wow, man... Is this some good shiner bock or what?
What?
Ummm....yes?
Yes to which?
Are we talking about witches now?
If'n you wait a *spell*, one usually shows up, yes?
Do witches have spelling bees at witch school?
So, bees get spelled by other bees after they grow tired and run out of honey or pollen or sugar, or something?
Can you blame them for getting tired occasionally?
Who taught bees to spell in the first place?
Wasn't Aunt Bee a teacher at that school many years back?
Didn't Aunt Bee have some trouble with the word "pickles?"
Is that an anatomical question?
Do some people use pickles as an example in anatomical discussions? ???
Do you think you might understand once you reach my age?
Are already pickled at your age?
Do you realize just how much Jack Daniel's this wizard has consumed?
Is that in total or just what you paid for? :)
Isn't the Jack always paid for, in some way or other?
So is the Wizard consuming Jack, or is Jack consuming the Wizard....or both?
Is Jack Daw getting into my whiskey again?
Have you checked your supply for fingerprints?
Now, why would I want to drink whiskey when I can have whisky instead?
Will Knob Creek Rye be ok?
Is that are marbled rye, Butch?
Now you want a sandwich?
Is there no satisfying this guy, Butch? ???
Don't many people have a beverage with their sandwich?
Can't I have a bowl of soup with my sandwich if I'm not getting any whisky so that I can wash down the sandwich with the broth?
What kind of soup are we talking about here?
Wonder if anyone ever tried making whiskey soup?
Isn't that when you add some Coke and drop a few ice cubes in?
Is there any Manhattan Whisky Soup left?
Do you have something against Tennessee Whiskey Soup?
Wouldn't that simply be personal preferences? Like Manhattan vs. New England clam chowder?
How bout a bowl of whiskey soup with a clam chowder chaser?
May I say with all sincerity..."Yuck?"
Was the "yuck" for the whiskey soup, or the clam chowder?
Do the two work together?
Whisky doesn't work with everything?
If whiskey doesn't work, can't you replace it with..................spiced rum? 8)
Is spiced rum tasty with soup?
Might that be Parrot soup?
After dinner, can you use the beak to pick your teeth?
Don't you eat the beak?
Beaks are kinda crunchy, arent't they?
Don't you boil them first ... like you do with chicken lips?
How do you get chickens to stay still while their lips are being boiled?
Don't you distract them with something sparkly?
Do you really think it's that easy to distrac...is that a grouse?
Do you think it's a European or African grouse?
Should we consult Curly Howard?
Shoukdn't we insult Curly Howard?
Hasn't Curly had enough of that?
oh! A wise guy, huh?
Why does he go crazy everytime he sees a mouse?
Would he be totally freaked out if he saw a mouse with a beak?
Do you mean a mouse with a big nose?
Did the mouse bite it off someone?
Did Mickey go bad?
Did he thaw too long in the sink?
Aren't you always supposed to thaw your mice in the fridge?
I never thaw a mouse in the fridge before, or did I?
In the fridge...........no, under the fridge..........yes, I think?
How does one prepare a mouse for lunch?
Where would you even find mouse-sized plates, silverware, and napkins to prepare a luncheon for mice?
Is there a Mickey Mouse Buyers Club?
Don't you get Mickey Mouse points when using your Mickey Mouse charge card when making purchases at the Mickey Mouse buyers club?
Who came up with this Mickey Mouse idea?
Wasn't it a Wizard?
You mean, the sorcerer that Mickey apprenticed under?
Did the sorcerer entertain many mice?
Do wizard mice scurry for cover when the lights go on like regular mice?
When did regular mice start wearing lights?
Now, did I say regular mice had lights??
Do you deny a smart arse wizard some artistic licence?
Should I give a British wizard licence and an American wizard license?
Will Inspector Clouseau examine that "li-sawnce?"
Was inspector Clouseau also a wizard?
Is he the twit who stole my fresh newts??
Did he steal the key to your newts cabinet?
Did you dust the cabinet for prints?
Should I dust for the artist formerly known as "Prints?"
Will you use a feather duster to dust the AFKAP?
Wouldn't you only do that if you saw purple rain?
Won't the rain wash off the dust?
Won't that leave a purple haze?
If you're seeing purple haze, does that mean your all along the watchtower?
Does the watchtower have time?
Does the Old Wizard have thyme?
Fresh thyme, or dried?
Does dried Thyme taste the same?
How much time does it take to take fresh thyme and dry it out?
Given the coefficient of friction at 0.0122947, an ambient air temperature of 34.8° C., and assuming cherry pi, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is that really on topic?
Is any of this?
"Is an of this what?", sked the man ith the short-term...um....what?
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
Did he pack his pickle in a peck?
Did anyone peek at the packed peck of pickled peppers?
If a rooster fell into a vat of vinegar, would he be a pickled pecker?
If that pickled pecker Rooster had relations with a wood pecker, would one refer to the eggs as "pickled pecker eggs?
Don't you imagine someone would end up with splinters?
What's the easiest way to remove splinters?
Hire a Wood chuck?
Would a wood chuck willingly whittle out a wee wood-splinter splintered from a wooden um...thing?
Alliterate much?
Isn't it obvious?
Obvious or Oblivious?
Obvious to the alliteration, or oblivious to the whittling?
Wooden you like to know?
Are we still off topic?
Is there a topic that we are supposed to be on?
Don't we usually end back up on the subject of sex? (...not that I remember what it is...)
You don't remember what sex is? (Poor baby)
Did anyone else choke, just now?
Do you need a medic?
Would one make a house call?
Is the medic also a sex therapist?
Isn't he a psychopharmacologist?
Who would want a pharmacologist who's also a psycho?
Isn't it an odd romance?
Doesn't Lady Gaga sing a song about that?
Did you hear about Lady Gaga being in the next season of American Horror Story?
Isn't Lady Gaga, an American Horror Story?
Why, does she frighten you?
Doesn't she frighten everyone?
What are you afraid of?
Would you not be afraid of someone in a meat dress?
Is there an expiration date on a meat dress?
Is it a kosher meat dress?
Do you want to see her certification?
Is that certification or certifiable?
Like USDA Choice?
We have a choice of whether to USDA or not?
Does that depend on where the meat comes from?
Wouldn't it depend on where the meat is going? (local meat market for table fare or fashion boutique for the rich and famous).
Is this a strapless meat dress?
Will a strapless meat dress be more appealing?
More appealing than what? A dressless meat strap?
If the dressless meat strap dried out, would that be ye olde jerky?
So, if you dry clean a meat dress does it become jerky?
Does dry cleaning a meat dress cause seizures?
What does dry cleaning a meat dress have to do with ancient Roman emperors?!
If a certain female entertainer were walking through the woods in a meat dress, would that increase her chances of seeing Sasquatch?
Does that have any dependence upon Sasquatch being related to Seizure Augustus, the Romaine Emperor Penguin?
Wasn't that one of Billy Shakespeare's early plays?
Does anyone else have the sudden urge for beef jerky and Ceasar salad?
Got the munchies again?
What kinds of green leafy stuff do you have in that Ceasar salad?
What do you usually expect to find in a Caesar salad?
Would you eat Caesar Salad at Jeffrey Dahmer's house?
Would Jeffrey Dahmer have put meat strips on his Caesar Salad or any of that wacky tobacky in it?
Would you eat the "Turkey Surprise" at Sam and Ella's Restaurant?
Is that the green one, Butch?
Is the "Turkey Surprise" green?
(no thank you :o)
Maybe they should call it the Turkey Tartare Surprise?
Maybe they should put something else on the menu...?
Maybe we should just consider going someplace else to eat?
Can we get ice cream?
As the drummer asked, "Do you want fries with that?"
Did the bass player want anything?
Can we keep Sweet, Sweet Connie out of the options?
Did the bass player just give away a secret from days gone by?
Do you seriously think this bass player is dumb enough to risk infection with her?
Does this player play with fresh-water or saltwater bass? Aren't bass too slimy to play with?
What kind of bait did you use?
Isn't the bait to use the same for bass as it is for catfish?
Should we ask this question of a Master Baiter?
Can anyone pat me on the back, due to the coffee I just choked on?
Do you like it soft or hard?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2015, 06:10:09 AM
Should we ask this question of a Master Baiter?
I looked at this one several times, and always went back to..........."what can I do with this"??
(although I can say I didn't choke).
Here's a pat on the back for RefMom3, pat pat pat.
Can we all agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday with that comment?
Can I go phishing with my new Internet? (So glad I could bring a smile to your face and a choke to your throat....)
Quote from: Butch on July 30, 2015, 11:38:39 AM
Can we all agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday with that comment?
Yes, we can agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday! Huzzuh!!
Do you have a pole to go phishing with on the internet?
If you don't have a Pole, may a Serb help with Merlin's internet phishing?
(Thank you for the pats, Master RenStarr!)
Who will write the Czech for the Pole or the Serb?
Does the Czech know English or do you know Czech?
Do we even take Czechs?
Take them bowling?
Doesn't everyone enjoy bowling?
Does the bowling alley accept out of town czechs?
If one forgets to let go of the ball, how high do you think the Czech will bounce? (...just Czeching...)
When the ball bounces, do you still hit the pins?
If the Czeched ball bounces on the Czecherboard, wouldn't it scatter the pins in its wake?
You planning on using those pins to sew a Czechered pattern?
Isn't a Czechered pattern "Beer Barrel Polka dots"?
Are the Czechs having a polka dance at the bowling alley?
"Mike Czech...Mike Czech!" Is this thing on?
Did you Czech the cables?
Irish I knew where Scotlanded, don't you?
Did you Czech on the travel schedule for those Scotts?
Do you find that German to the conversation?
Where has Oregon? To fry Turkey in Greece?
If we were to travel to Chili with a group of Czechs & Scotts, are they going to expect chile for lunch?
Wouldn't the Chileans eat chili, the Czechs eat Chex, and the Scots...should we mention what they do with the sheep?
Are you putting it to a vote?
How baaad could it get? "Are you my daaaaaddy?"
Do I look like your daaaaaddy?
Do they serve white Chileans in Turkey?
Are they vegetarian Chileans?
Are Turkey and Vegetarian Kabobs served in Chili?
Why are you bringing Bob into this?
Isn't Bob dead?
He's dead, Jim?
Did Jim know Bob?
Do you think they may be related to Plumb Bob?
Does Plumb Bob have a big ballcock?
Wouldn't you need to check with bobbing Betty on the size of Plumb Bob's ballcock?
Who are all of these people, and why are they so concerned about ....things? And hungry?
Do not Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob deserve to eat?
Deserve to eat what?
Would I deprive Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob of what they wanted?
Are any of us sure what Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob really want?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Are you in a rush to go to sleep?
Do you think she may be from Chicagoshire?
Would that make Bobbing Betty a Bobit?
Is being a Bobit a prerequisite?
Wasn't the lady who whacked her husband's off (read that again, this time, correctly) named Bobit?
How many of the guys reading this thread just said to themselves out loud, OUCH??
(FYI.........it was Lorena Bobbit)
Can we move on to a more pleasant topic then?
Should we just take a little off the top?
The top of Bob, Betty, or Lorena (Bobbit)?
Which one is the best barber?
Do you think the one is Seville is worth checking out?
Is this barber a Seville servant?
Was Figaro elected to his Seville servant position?
Is the Barber of Seville related to Sweeney Todd?
With the happy hour toddy contain body parts?
Does it cost an arm and a leg?
Do you bring your own body?
If you bring another body with you, do you get the 2 for 1 Happy Hour price?
Are they still doing that?
Should I use a shampoo that gives extra body?
This shampoo gives extra bawdy what?
How bawdy do you want me to get?
Should that be put to a vote?
Do you belong to the Party Party?
Doesn't everyone here belong to the Party Party?
Is there Loki at the Party Party?
Isn't there an "official" Loki of the party party?
Is it a "proper" Loki, or is it a cordial?
What do you mean by "proper Loki"?
Has Loki been uncordial to you, Butch?
Are we facing a split in the Loki Party?
Someone's throwing a party with banana split Loki?
Do minions like bananas?
Do minions like banana loki?
Do minions taste like onions?
Why would you want to eat a minion?
Would you rather eat your ogreburger plain?
Do minions peel as easily as a banana?
Did someone forget to oil the minions?
Do you oil the minions while they are peeling in order to increase the sex appeal?
Shouldn't that be between the minions?
Okay, then, do you oil between the minions while they are peeling in order to increase the sex appeal?
What kind of oil are you using?
Are you oiling them strickly for sex appeal, or as an horderves? :-\
Does it have to be one OR the other?
YACK! May I have toast points instead?
When did they start awarding points for toast?
How does minion jam on toast sound?
What do you offer to those who may have an allergy?
Would you like some Benadryl?
Do they come in the same sizes as espadrilles?
Is that similar to an impact drill?
Has the discussion moved on to power tools now?
Do you have a project to work on?
Always, do you?
Don't I look like a girl who knows how to use her hands?
Can you turn on your Skype so I can see?
What is skype?
Isn't that being a peeping Tom while parashuting?
Who is Tom?
Wasn't Tom's dad a piper?
Are you saying that the son of a piper is a peeper?
Would Peter Piper pick a pair of pickled peepers in his pre-pepper period?
A drunken duo discreetly discovering dressing damsels?
Like the fickle finger of fate fondling fine fillies for fun?
Did the fillies have fun, while being fondled by those fickled fingers of fate? ;)
Can cannoli carrying Cajuns keep cooties contained causing cautious cops carefully creating catastrophes?
Que?
Do I have to answer in Spanish?
Wouldn't you answer in Cajun French?
Voulez vous couche avec me, ce soir?
What is French for "WTF?"
Isn't that, "Jenny Sequa"?
Do I know her?
In the Biblical sense?
Do the sense the bibles give off smell good?
Do you like Eau de Noah?
Doesn't that smell like a whole lot of animals used the poop deck?
Isn't the bathroom on a ship called the head?
Is that where Foreigner got the name for their song, "Head Games"?
If you ask what sorter games are played in the head, might the answer be, "Don't ask, don't tell"?
I didn't ask, I won't tell, I wasn't even there, was I? :o
Do you want to see the photographs?
Who took pictures?
The Who were there?
Who opened for the who?
Was it Them?
Or the ubiquitous They?
I have seen The Who, and remember some of Them, but who were They?
The Y? Like the YMCA?
Are you saying that They are The Village People?
Which of the Village People was the Village Idiot?
Is the entire village responsible for the village idiot?
That seems to be the open question of our times, isn't it?
Shouldn't we just put'em in the stockade?
(Go really old school)
Is a stockade a sensitive response to a village idiot?
Would it help if we gave the village idiot a nice soft pillow to sit on? :)
Would he be smart enough to know to sit on it?
Isn't there only one way to find out?
Where's Potsie when you need him?
Did you check "Arnold's"?
Isn't Arnold dead, Jim?
Was the rotting corpse not an adequate clue, Bob?
Isn't a rotting corpse bad for the diner business?
Would that not be a good thing for the Zombie Diner?
Is that Today's Special, at the Zombie Diner?
Have you noticed they haven't used the word "ZOMBIE" on The Walking Dead?
What other alternative word would you use for "zombie"?
How about "employed actor?"
Politician, perhaps?
Growlers?
Stomach eaters?
Skin drippers?
Would "The Walking Skin Drippers" be as popular a show?
Is the female lead singer hot looking?
Does the female lead singer want to chew your arm off?
Is that all she's going to chew off?
We don't want her to bite off more than she can chew, now do we?
...or more than I can live without?
Wouldn't that hurt?
After the first bite, does it really matter?
(Not too long till your the one wanting to do some chewing at that point)
I've forgotten...What the hell are we talking about?
Something about roadkill, wasn't it?
Would renaissance roadkill have been committed by horses and coaches?
If the coaches were riding their horses over critters, should not the coaches be thrown out of the game?
If they ran over big enough critters, wouldn't they have been?
Is the object of the game to avoid running over the critters, or running over as many as possible?
Wouldn't it depend on how many points you win for avoiding vs hitting?
You mean there are rules?
Did you miss the memo?
Memo? Is my grandmother here?
How should I know if your grandmother can hear?
Can what here?
Does your Granny do the Can Can there?
Isn't it inspirational what some grannies can can?
Don't some grannies do the "can can" while they are at the beach?
Shouldn't grannies not not do the can can?
Is there an echo in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here?
Are you fading away?
So, it's not my hearing that's fading away?
Are you hearing voices again, Jack?
You're not voicing a question now are you (because I can't hear it)?
, ?
?, did you have a question?
Why do you think so ? :)
Wouldn't one expect to find Alex Trebeck lurking on these pages?
Should I phrase my answer in the form of a question?
And could you do that?
Don't we all do that?
Just what is "that?"
That which is, is "that" or just "is", is the which the "that" distinguishes. Is not that the point of asking
which question?
Reads that response once, shakes head. ???
Reads that response again, and again shakes head. ???
Isn't it Beer-Thirty yet?
Can you make mine a Jack Daniel's?
What happened to the bottle we gave you earlier?
Did you expect that to last past a page?
Isn't the minimum a "pint a page"?
Are you a lightweight drinker?
Are we allowed to ask how much people weigh on here?
Most guys could care less, ask a lady how much she weighs...... Isn't that when the fight starts?
You talkin' to me?
Did you ask of the ladies how much they weighed? :-\
I don't look that stupid, do I?
Do you really want that question answered? ::)
Ok, I zoned out for a bit.............what were we talking about?
Who?
We were talking about the World Health Organization?
Do they play rock music, too?
Do they serve ale and nachos while they play rock music?
Come to think of it, how much music can a rock make?
Doesn't that depend on how well that rock can roll?
Wouldn't rock rolls break your teeth?
Does the World Health Organization trash dressing rooms when the event-planners forget to remove the brown M&Ms?
Who doesn't like brown m and m's ?
If they would only leave the yellow m&m's, you think they might avoid trashing the rooms and just sit in the corner and meditate?
forget whether these were peanut or plain - anyone recall?
Does it really matter?
Aren't we all nuts, Jack?
Isn't Jack Links that "Messin' with Sasquatch" jerky?
How would Sasquatch react if you gave him or her some chocolate covered jerky?
Wouldn't it depend on whether Sasquatch had given chocolate up for Lent?
Sasquatch is Catholic?
This surprises you, Butch?
When did Sasquatch convert from Foot-Washing Baptist?
Are you saying that John Sasquatch the Baptist converted?
Does 'converted' mean he lost his head?
Careless barber?
Sasquatch has (had?) a barber?
Do you think Sasquatch would allow a barber to give him a Mohawk that is dyed red?
Is it the last of the Mohawkans?
Are we talking about James Cooper's barber?
Did James Cooper's barber give him a Mohawk?
Was that because he jumped out of the high-jacked plane with all that money?
Was that money ever found?
Did he survive to spend any of that money?
Cooper or Sasquatch?
Aren't they the same person?
What would Sasquatch spend money on?
Do you think Sasquatch bought shoes to fit those big feet?
Do you really believe Sasquatch can AFFORD to buy shoes to fit his or her feet?
Isn't that why Sasquatch stole the money?
Maybe, DB Cooper just loaned some of that "misplaced" money to a Sasquatch for some custom built oversized hiking boots?
Do you think it's possible that Sasquatch made some new boots out of DB Cooper, hiked out of the woods, went to Hollywood, and got a job as Chewbacca?
Would that make Cooper a Force-d accessory?
When Chewbacca drives his Mini Cooper, is it legal for him to drink Firestone Wookie Jack?
How in the bloody hell do you get a Wookie into a Mini Cooper??
After several generous shots of Firestone wookie Jack, wouldn't Chewie just pick up the Mini Cooper and carry it?
Tell the wookie that there's money in the Mini-Cooper?
Did Chewie leave home without his American Express card?
Would that have been a way to have someone else pay for the next round at the cantina?
Do they accept American Express at Chalmun's Cantina?
You mean the one on Tatooine?
Are you saying that Chalmun's Cantina is now a chain?
Wait... I thought we were talking about that little guy on Fantasy Island... you know... Tantooine?
Are you suggesting that Tantooine was an alien who started up a chain of celestial cantina's after leaving Fantasy Island?
Does Tantooine have a green card?
Is Mr. Roark aware of this?
Is this the real life? Is this just Fantasy Island?
Isn't Freddie dead?
Did Freddie pass away at Fantasy Island?
Would that make it his Final Fantasy?
Is that like Final Jeopardy?
Is final fanatasy the category Alex?
Why is it that spouses don't want to go along with our final fantasies?
Why don't you ask your spouse her final fantasy?
You don't think I have already? ::) :P
Could there possibly be a compromise?
Wouldn't a compromise sort of dilute the fantasy part?
When you wear a compromise, doesn't the sensitivity get diluted?
Isn't a compromise in regards to a fantasy like pouring water into a shot of Jack Daniels? Why bother?
You've never heard of "Whiskey and Water"?
Is that anything like the "Scotch and soda" song?
Can you hum a few bars?
Wouldn't you rather close a few bars?
How is it that you usually catch my double meanings?
Well, who's the wizard in this conversation? :D
Was that a trick question?
Is he "commercial company"?
Is there a wizard Union?
Are you asking me about my sex life?
Is there something about your sex life that you feel like you need to share? :o
Do we need to contact Dr. Phil?
Do you seriously want to hear about my sex life?
Is "seriously" the only way to NOT want to hear about it?
Can I get an "Amen" to Jack Daw's comment?
Ever read those letters to the Playboy Advisor? ::) ???
Are you the Advisor?
(Wizard + Advisor.....don't they call that multi tasking?)
Ummm....what do you think of the Cubs' chance this year? ;)
Are they going to play this year?
Don't cubs always play until the mother bear notices after eating someone's face off?
Face off? Bear cubs play hockey?
Do bears have a little league?
If one of the bear cubs commits a foul, does the cub have to sit in time out?
Is the bench just right?
Did the ref have golden hair?
Did the ref have any padlocks made of gold?
Did the ref with the golden hair and padlocks made of gold, listen to Golden Earring during the intermission?
Golden oldies, I assume?
Isn't that what folks do in their Golden Years?
Wasn't that Bowie?
The dude with the big knife?!?
A big knife and a bag full of pixy dust?
Is that the tagline for the new movie "Crocodile Dundee Meets Peter Pan?"
Isn't Croc Dundee's knife too big to scoop up any Peter Pan Peanut Butter?
Would that be creamy or chunky Peter Pan?
Wouldn't that depend on how long the crocodile had been chewing on him?
Could he not use the peanut butter to lure the croc away from his foot?
What if the croc has a peanut allergy?
You mean allergic to Charlie Brown or Lucy van Pelt?
Wouldn't PigPen be a more likely choice?
You got something against PigPen?
Does pigpen carry a big knife?
Is he planning to cut the cheese?
If he were, would one be able to tell, amidst all that dust?
Doth dust dast distastefully smell?
Dwat?!?
Does someone have a speech impediment?
Which way did that wabbit go?
You making a stew?
Are you talking about someone joining the Mile High Club?
LOL! Like a rabbit??
How about a Bunny Mr. Hefner? 8)
How about a bonny Laird Hefner?
Mr. Hefner is becoming Bonnie?
Is he a Transylvanian?
A Bonnie Bunny that wears corsets with pointy teeth?
Would you expect less in a Monty Python movie?
So he's a lumberjack?
Doesn't that mean he's ok?
Does he put on woman's clothin' and hang around in bars?
How much does the bartender charge for that?
Is he a big tipper?
Do you consider 6'-7", 348 pounds a big tipper?
6'7"? Can you stack poop that high?
Wouldn't that be one big s@#t pile? :o
(PU.......staying up wind)
How much time would it take to even produce that much?
Does one really want to tip over a large pile of manure?
Can we wipe this conversation off and move on to a discussion about something besides politicians?
Why don't we talk about good ale?
So, RenStarr...what ales you?
Not enough time at Faire drinking good ale, that's an alement isn't it?
You aren't going to wine about it, are you?
Not enough Faire time drinking good ale, shouldn't everyone wine about that? :'(
It's not something I should ferment about, is it?
Ferment about it, no.........but shouldn't you keep an eye on the temperature so the good stuff doesn't turn?
What's wrong with a roving eye turning to the good stuff?
Have you been staring at my Bride again, Butch?
Uh oh; how much do you wanna bet he's in trouble?
Is it legal to wager over an Internet message board?
Would it depend on the wager?
So, you're saying there's a cut-off?
If a Wizard gets cut-off, doesn't that mean all kinds of bad things are going to happen (disease, pestilence, really bad weather)? :-\
Are those the causes of him being cut-off, or the effects?
Do you seriously think my Bride will allow you to cut me off without some serious repercussions?
Does your wife know about this Bride?!
Did someone get bribed?
Don't you mean bridled?
Isn't "ball and chain" another way to describe that situation?
(I'll take the 5th on that whole conversation :-X)
Is "ball and chain" a new Cards Against Humanity deck?
May I ask not to be dealt a hand?
Shouldn't you have said that before you sat down to play?
Will I get a square deal?
How does one get a square deal in a round of cards?
Since when are cards round?!
Aren't the odds stacked in favor of the house no matter what shape the cards are?
Why? Are the cards marked?
Aren't we playing with Merlin's Deck? (I wrote "DECK" right?)
Who is to say that I am playing with a full deck? (Careful when you're playing with my deck, Butch...)
Who's to say your even playing with half a deck? (better check with Nimue to verify) ;D
Has he been playing cards with pygmies?
Are the pygmies winning at cards?
Are the pygmies playing with marked cards?
Who is Mark de Cards? Is he a Rennie?
Don't you mean Mark Ed Cards, and isn't he a country singer?
Didn't Mark Ed Cards make the label "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe" a lot of money?
Did he just use them as a cover to make his own money?
So he was a counterfeiter who also sang country music?
A counter-fitter? You mean a carpenter that remodels kitchens?
What are you all drinking...or smoking?
Why? Is there something in the water?
Don't you like to spruce up your water on special occasions?
Isn't spruce water also known as gin?
Can any gen' be agin gin?
Would this be gin for the elders?
For this elder, would you mind making mine Jack Daniel's?
Do I really have to mind or can I just pour you a jack daniels?
Would you be so kind as to make it a very large drink?
Why don't you just ask him to leave the bottle? (then make a REALLY LARGE drink :) )
Would you pass me a straw please?
Would that be a large straw or a small straw?
For me can it be the last straw!?
Are you not thirsty?
Don't cows and horses eat straw?
If they eat their straw, how do they drink their milkshakes?
For the cows would it not be with udder satisfaction?
A cow drinking a milkshake, wouldn't that be considered recycling?
Have you ever seen a cycling cow?
Wouldn't a cycling cow be making butter and cheese at the same time?
Is ANYONE who is posting here sober?
Is anyone (stumble........stager.......hiccup) here (burp......stager some more), what did you ask again?
Did he ask if he could make us another drink?
Is someone making milkshakes?
Did someone leave the cows out in the cold again?
Wasn't there a movie called, The Cow that Came in From the Cold"?
Whatcha smoking there this morning, Jack?
Maybe the cow came in from the cold to get a few puffs of Jacks magic stogie?
So, Jack is sharing?
Did Merlin just offer to share his Jack?!!!
Why did he just start now?
Have I ever failed to share my Jack when asked?
Have many asked?
You think I won't ask next time I see him?
I don't suppose you were in attendance at Scarby the day I gave away several flasks filled with said nectar of this god, were you?
How much backwash was in your flagon?
Wouldn't the Jack sterilize the backwash?
Will it dissolve the clumps and orts?
Are you TRYING to see my lunch?
Before or after?
For the lunch meal, do you fry clumps and orts?
Don't most Hobbits grill clumps and orts over an open flame with a Jack based Glaze?
May I have a Porterhouse steak instead, please?
How would you like that cooked?
Do 800 year old Wizards eat steaks that are cooked?
Don't 800 year old wizards need more fiber?
You would starve this Wizard?? (medium rare, please...)
Jiminy, if you're gonna eat it that raw, do we even need to skin it?
Shouldn't you let the Wizards pet dragon just burn off the skin and roast the steak to medium rare all in one step?
You aren't a fan of eating steak that hasn't had the flavour cooked out of it, Jack?
Should one eat beef this slithery and raw just because one likes sashimi (which I do)?
(I eat my beef medium well - thoroughly cooked, but not burnt)
Don't Texas Wizards order beef to the table as "Walking"?
(knock the horns off, wipe its' butt and throw it on the plate)
Who are you calling a Texas Wizard?? (my first job was at a Bonanza...had a customer that ordered his steak exactly that way!)
Does the TEN-GALLON wizard's hat fit? (I order mine by saying "Put it on, turn it over, and take it off.")
Are you suggesting the Wizards got a big head?
Wouldn't it have to be, to hold all that knowledge?
What knowledge?
Did the knowledge ooze out and evaporate?
Or did it ooze out, puddle up on the floor, sit there for several hundred years, and turn into clumps and orts? :o
Are we back to that?
Don't you think you ort to stop with the gross stuff, RenStarr?
Should I just go with cotton candy and little pink teddy bears then?
Should we not call it by Fairy Floss here?
So it's "pay no attention to the clumps and orts behind the floss?"
Have I arrived in the Twilight Zone?
Is that not better than the Dead Zone?
You would ask that of a wizardly Stephen King fan?
As best I can remember, wasn't most of the Stephen King's work involve people trying to avoid and stay out of a death zone?
Do we really have to remember?
Remember what?
Huh?
Is this the Dementia Zone? :o
Is that the name of the band that's playing right now?
Cool tune, but can anyone dance to it?
Steven King has a dance song out?
Are the background singers known as The Shining-Ettes?
Have you never heard of Stephen King's band, "The Rock Bottom Remainders?"
Outta Maine?
Bangor?
Bangor who?
Is there more than one Bangor?
The Big Bangor the l'il Bangor?
You mean "The Banger Sisters"? With Goldie Hawn?
Goldie Hawn sings with Stephen King? (And Dave Barry? And Amy Tan?)
So who's the lead singer?
Wouldn't the lead singer be the one in front?
Would you want Stephen King BEHIND you?
Wouldn't the lead singer be the heaviest one because lead is a heavy metal, dude?
So basically, Steven King can't float in water?
Are you implying he might be filled with another substance?
Are you implying that Stephen King is full of manure?
Isn't he filled with stories?
If Stephen King can't float on water, doesn't that make him a witch?!
Do you want to be the one to tell him?
Do you think that would bother him?
You think he does not already know?
That he isn't the real king?
Witch king?
Wouldn't that make him a Warlock?
Is he threatening our wizard?
Does a wizard wander while wondering or wonder about wandering?
While the Wizard is wondering or wandering, does he wave his wand while wishing all the whimsical wenches he's known before whimper when someone asks...........I wonder where that Wizard is wandering tonight? ;)
Has anyone wandered Walla Walla, Washington for the Wizard's whereabouts?
What weird, wild, wacko world whipped you wieners of whimsical wordplay?
do wacha do wacha do wacka do wacha do?
Why do you ask?
How else is he going to find out?
silly willy, don't all wizards have a crystal ball?
Left or right?
If there is only one, wouldn't that be the one that's left?
Right! right?
Is there a correlation to be made about the left/right (crystal) ball and being in "right mind?"
If the person has left mind syndrome, will they see more than one crystal ball?
So, if you looked really close into two crystal balls, would you see the same thing or two different things, or just get poked in the forehead? o.O
Have you been drinking again, Lady Mac? (...or is this K?)
Did the good lady stop drinking?
Can I have some of what ever she's drinking?
Were you not told never drink the Kool Aid?
When you were told not to do something, did you always obey? (I never liked Kook Aid anyways)
Before answering, could we check on the statute of limitations for ...everything?
Feeling guilty, are we?
Or, a TV Attorney?
Ren, are you asking Merlin to feel a TV attorney?
My choice of which one?
Would a wizard pick anything other than a witch one?
Are you saying that attorneys appear on TV due to witchcraft?
It's entirely possible, right? ???
Isn't that one of their classes in law school?
ou trying to say lawyers have class?
Wouldn't "Classy Lawyers" be an oxymoron?
Isn't a "classy oxymoron" the same thing as a lawyer?
Can we remove three letters from each CLassY and OXYmoron?
Can those three letters be O, X, and Y?
Are we talking about Laundry detergent now?
What's a "CLYOXY?"
CLY-OXY Clean? ???
Hmmm could someone have had caps lock on?
Doesn't that make it easier to clean the keys? ;
Do you run the shackle through your nose to keep the cap on?
Who's preparing capon (I'm starved)?
Does that come on a stick?
Are you asking that question because you want to buy a capon on a stick at a Ren Fest?
Grilled capon on a stick, on a plate, or just a leg to hold might be good, is that an option at Faire?
Wouldn't that depend on whose leg you want to hold?
Isn't Mexican Generalissimo Santa Anna's artificial leg held at the Illinois State Military Museum?
Is "Leg Holder" an official job title?
Why would he need an artificial leg if he's dead?
Was the leg bone connected to the hip bone or the thigh bone in that old song?
Did anyone else go look that up?
Is this another chicken joke?
Are you laughing?
Do you think I am that clucked up?
Do you think there's a lot of clucking going on at the chicken ranch?
Are chicks ever silent?
May I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me or otherwise get me "hit upside the haid," a phrase commonly used in the South?
Why don't you just take the 5th?
(I hear they know what that means in most of the South these days)
Do you really expect that will last me very long?
Maybe just loooong enough?
Why not get a handle instead?
Are you going to be talking on the CB radio goodbuddy?
Gotcher ears on?
Are you calling me Dumbo?
Aren't big ears a sign of something?
Didn't I hear a something at one point about big ears and big feet?
(Better ask one of the Ladies, I can't seem to remember the details)
Are you, yet again, moving the discussion back toward sex?
Don't we always come back to sex and whisky?
Is there anything else?
Can't we always fall back on cold beer and BBQ?
Won't falling on a BBQ be sticky?
Won't falling on a BBQ leave a burning sensation?
Shouldn't you fall face first with your mouth open?
Isn't there an easier way to eat BBQ?
Are you suggesting I fork it?
After you fork it, will you masticate it?
Can we talk about that on here?
Is it polite to talk with our mouths full?
What is your mouth full of, Butch? ???
Do we really want to know? ???
Should we ask our resident reference librarian?, RefMom3
What's she going to do?
Look you up in the Necronomicon or something? How should I know? Isn't she the one with all the answers? ...and where in the Hades is she?
Someone looking for me?
Ears burning?
What's the matter, cat's got your tongue?
Is someone serving tongue after I've already ordered the liver?!
Will that be smothered with bacon and onions?? YUM!!
Will cats even eat it with onion?
Why would you give my liver and onions to the cat? Didn't you know that onions are poisonous to cats...and dogs?
YOUR liver and onions, wizard?
Is the Wizard now known as Prometheus?
May I have my dinner back, please?
If it's liver and onions, may I also give you my share?
Oh! Would you, please?
O'Wood, Hugh pleas...WHAT? What does Hugh O'Wood plea?
The fifth...as does Merlin, yes?
Who would I only buy a fifth when I can get a BIG bottle?
Aren't the fifths on sale?
Doesn't that depend on if the judge also owns the local liquer store?
What judge?
What fifth?
WTF?
I thought F was for "fifth", no?
You mean it could be something else?
Isn't it ALWAYS something?
Isn't it always something...else?
Isn't it something else...........always?
It's still booze though, right?
Yeah, but what flavour?
Alcohol-flavoured...?
Are we talking about Loki now?
Why are we bringing Norse gods into this conversation?
Is a Norse god's conversation interesting, or are they a snotty bunch?
Didn't you bring the tissue?
Would a Norwegian handkerchief work?
Just how snotty ARE the Norse?
Would you treat them differently?
Differently, but equally, yes?
Who's on first?
Who do you want?
It's usually the back-up band, isn't it?
Isn't it usually the butler who did it?
Does the butler play an instrument?
Am I the only one sober here? (What...that can't possibly be true...)
Why do you ask?
Who needs to know?
Do you think "need" is a subjective word?
Where have I been the past few days??
Was I there?
Were you the cute one in the fancy knickers?
Which event are we talking about?
Was the cute one with fancy knickers at that event?
Does anyone else think "Fancy Knickers" sounds like a Bond girl's name?
Yes, to "Fancy Knickers"; and, are they making a new Bond for this year?
Do you think that Elmer Glue would make a good Bond?
Wouldn't Elmer's Glue do a good job of bonding the new Bond Girl to 007 (James Bond)?
So, are you expecting Bond, James Bond, and Elmer to have a threesome with the Bond girl?
Isn't that three people and a glue?
Will they be shaken, not stirred?
Won't they all be pretty shaken up when they discover they are glued together in various "positions"?
Won't the fact that it's Elmer's and not, say, gorilla glue, offer some comfort in the "separation phase?"
After the "separation phase" has been completed, do you think those folks would ever want to see each other ever again? (can you say awkward :o)
Do you mean in person, or pictures?
Are there videos? ???
Have you found the DVD remote yet?
Isn't there an app for that?
Isn't there an app for pretty much everything these days?
Where's the app that makes me young and handsome again?
Didn't that app blow up when Larry King used it?
They're making an inflatable Larry King?
Isn't the original Larry King almost deflated?
Isn't he self-inflatable?
Wasn't he pretty much a blow hard?
(yes, that means he could self inflate)
Is that how he's kept the Angel of Death away?
I thought it was the grim reaper?
(I guess they're one in the same) ???
Why is he so bloody grim,
when it isn't him that's dead, Jim?
Has anyone else recently told you you have such a lovely way with words, Master Wizard? ;)
Did I not tell you to refrain from drinking in the morning, Miss Watson?
Define morning? (It's 5 o'clock somewhere, as the song goes........)
Isn't that when you express sorrow for someone's death?
So, you're mourning in the morning with a toast to to the Reaper, and that will keep the King inflated?
Would you please pass the Jack, Luv?
If Luv is making drinks, would you make mine a Rum & Coke? ;D
If you have sweet vermouth and bitters, will you make mine a Manhattan?
Hmm...will you have the Bronx and Staten Island, too?
Do those come with olives or pearl onions?
Will those olives or pearl onions come with a hot pastrami sandwich?
Anyone, besides me, getting hungry?
I'm already there, okay?
What are we having?
What happened to my avatar picture?
Has anyone noticed that avatar pictures aren't very filling?
Does that mean James Cameron will make a sequel?
Aren't sequels those sparkly things that Dolly Parton has all over her...um...wardrobe?
Does she use expandable sequels?
Would she not HAVE to?
So, are Dolly's sequels all natural?
All of them? You mean she has more than two?
Is this Dolly the Clone?
Wouldn't that make her a "sheep-qual?"
Are you trying to make a baaaad joke?
Didn't he succeed at it?
Is that success in the eye of the beholder?
Whom would you like to beholding?
What are my choices?
Would you not think a wizard should top your list?
Would there be any doubt?
Whatever happened to that band "No Doubt"?
D'you suppose someone did? (Doubt?)
Is there any doubt?
Did you check the cabinet under the stairs?
Isn't that where they keep the people?
You mean Nosferatu is not in the cabinet?
Someone appointed Nosferatu to a cabinet post?
He's a blood sucker isn't he?
Is that a prerequisite for the job?
Is he a lawyer?
Are you implying lawyers are bloodsucking cabinet members who live under stairs?
.....or, are you INFERRING it?! (aha!)
Has someone been watching Perry Mason and Matlock reruns?
I object to this line of questions....okay?
Are you asking me, or telling me?
Wasn't it the butler, in the pantry, with the French maid?
Did either of them kiss and tell, and were there pictures?
How much are you willing to pay for them?
Is that you, Master Butch, standing beneath the street light, wearing a trench coat and fedora?
Does anyone else rock a Fedora better than me?
Are you saying that you get stoned when you wear your fedora?
Or, is he putting a rock in his hat for good luck?
Does having a rocky hat sound lucky to you?
Would a bowl of rocky-road ice cream be good enough for you?
Is it Rocky Road by Blue Bell?!
Hmmm...could you hum a few bars of that?
You've never heard "Rocky Road to Dublin"?
Why don't they pave the road?
Are you asking, "Why don't they do it in the road?"
Is that legal in your neck of the woods?
The woods have body parts?
Have you never awakened with wood?
Natalie Wood?
Woodn't that be totally grand (if she wasn't too bloated)?
Isn't her sister Lana Wood still alive?
Has anyone checked IMDB?
Is there a box to check?
Does IMDB look good in checks, or would stripes be better?
Don't most of the IMDB subjects have lines?
Did you know that the Brits call a "line" a "cue"?
Isn't that "cue" a "queue?" Unless they're playing billiards?
Do you think poor old Butch may be queueless?
Shall we take a number to make a guess?
Why do I keep getting #86 out of only 5 possibles?!
Is the Royal Counter broken?
Again?
Where's a Chartered Accountant when you need one?
Has anyone checked the lion's cage?
What would a Chartered Accountant be doing in a lion's cage?
Getting eaten?
The the lion taming didn't work?
What does an accountant know about lion-taming?
Would that be so much different from the bulls and bears?
Basketball versus football in Chicago?
Have you seen what we are dealing with, with our Bulls and Bears in Chicago? ;)
Aren't the Blackhawks going to be in the playoffs?
Isn't it too early to tell?
Have you seen the standings lately?
No, do those sit well with you?
May I say, I'm cautiously optimistic? At least, about a couple of them?
Is this about competition underwater basket weaving?
Don't the reeds swell up when they get wet?
Now you want to play bagpipes underwater??
Aren't most professional pipers underwater with their bills?
Did you expect someone to pay them for making that gods-awful noise?
If two pipers make a noise, what does one piper do? Just annoy?
Picks a peck of pickled peppers?
Will he play those?
How do you play a pick?
carefully?
How do you gain experience if you're careful all the time?
What?!? You want your carelessness to break your mother's heart?
What happens when you don't listen to your Mom and get careless? Isn't that when you poke your eye out?
Are you asking me or telling me?
Which one will make you listen?
...beg pardon?
Did you phart?
Do I look like someone on Dancing With the Stars?
Is that what they're doing up there??
Where do they go in the day?
The pharts or the stars?
Pharts disappear in the day?
Don't pharts light up at night?
Would you use a bic or a match to accomplish that
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Wouldn't that depend on how gaseous one is?
XD do beans or eggs produce the most combustible Pharts?
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Shall I conduct a scientific test?
Will there be casualties in the pursuit of science ?
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Shall I assume that you have never been around me after a bowl of my chili?
Perhaps we should warn FEMA ?
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Do you have their number handy?
Can't one find it in the tome of seemingly endless numbers?
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Should you just call them all?
What if they don't take kindly to what you call them?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Does your aunt Minnie call all the numbers names
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Is she the one at 1-800-HOT-AUNT?
Is that the service that delivers hard boiled eggs and the one duck egg when they fix your air conditioner?
Did they legalize LSD in your state, RefMom3?
Hasn't Lake Shore Drive always been legal?
Isn't Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a controlled substance?
Isn't Lucy always having to do the explaining?
Don't you mean the `splainin'?
Are you going by the handle of "Ricky" now?
Should we be talking about Ricky's handle?
A handle of gin?
Is that a standard measurement?
How many handles of gin to a cubit?
Can I even handle one gin??
Are you being short with us?
Is it Sloe Gin?
Is it sloe because it's running out of juice?
Isn't being short relative?
EGAD! Have I cloned myself?!
Wouldn't you have noticed if you had?
You mean, if both of us had?
Wait...are you telling me you're short a clone, or you cloned your shorts, or you cloned a short clone?
Did I say either of us were wearing cloned shorts?
Does that cost extra?
Wouldn't a clone be a "twofer?"
I dunno; should I ask him how many teef he has?
The starter set or the permanent group?
Does anyone have a bloody clue as to what we are discussing?
You mean there was an actual topic?
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
Isn't that the point?
Should we point?
Tell me you're not pointing with your middle finger?
Would you rather he pick his nose with his middle finger?
Are those the only choices?
Would you rather he use his index finger to pick his nose?
How did noses enter into it?
You've never heard of the War of the Noses?
Didn't Mr. Kleenex develop a product that could be put to use in this situation?
Wasn't that the secret weapon in the War of the Noses, the Red vs. the Redder?
But what about the noses that blue?
Bless you?
But who would you bless?
Are there limits to that sort of thing?
Didn't a well known band suggest that we "Take it to the Limit"?
Would we need a "Ticket to Ride" for that trip?
If you're "Born on the Bayou", does that make you a swamp rat?
Would they then allow you to join the Mickey Mouse Club?
Do you get one of those little beanies with the little plastic ears when you join?
Could it be MM Club without the ears?
Why are we talking about candy at a time like this?
Plain or peanut?
Is that some kind of nutty aircraft?
Isn't that type of aircraft referred to as a puddle jumper?
Having an issue with continence?
Did that thing leak again?
Mine, or someone else's?
What size diaper would a puddle jumper use?
"Depends" on how big a puddle the jumper usually leaves, right?
Is this what is known as "bathroom humour?"
Are you laughing?
Is my Aunt Minnie in the bathroom?
OMG, what's that smell?
Something die in there?
Is my Aunt Minnie dead?
Has anyone just knocked on the door?
There's a door?
How come "door" is feminine in German?
And in French, and Italian...is that a problem?
Even the door to the bathroom stall??
What's so feminine about a door?
If you hold the door open for a clown is it a nice jester?
Can I beat the hell out of Butch for that last one?
Does that mean you're coming back to Kansas City this season?
Does Nimue have to break an ankle again?
Don't you want to experience AT LEAST ONE RenFest without a visit to the hospital?
Nothing but healthy trips to Sherwood , right?
hint....hint
Has he forgotten how to cast spells of safekeeping?
Aren't you entitled to be a little forgetful when your over 800 years old?
What did I forget now?!?
...what?
Would you mind saying that again?
Did someone say "that?"
Since this conversation has degenerated so much, does anyone object if we return to the subject of sex?
Does anyone want to hear Merlin's MONOLOGUE, again?
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Does anyone want to hear Merlin's MONOLOGUE, again?
;D ;D ;D ;D
Didn't your DI teach you the birds and the bees, Butch? :P
Do you mean how to make a bee-line to the birds at the pub, eh?
Do you really think my bride would permit my continued existence if I were to flock the birds?
Are raven mad?
Is raven sad?
Raven from "Teen Titans Go!"?
Oo, did I post, "Are you raven mad" too quickly to include all the words, so that I'm easily understood?
Too many martinis at lunch, Jack?
Is there a direct correlation between too many martini's for lunch and ones ability to ask a question?
Should we do a study?
Where do we sign up for this?
Do you suppose it's that very crooked line by the bar?
Who are you calling crooked?
Would you have preferred "meandering?"
Shouldn't we meander up to the bar for a cold drink before making such a monumental life altering decision?
Do they have O'Doul's?
O'Douls, why not just drink water?
Is that their new ad jingle?
Do ads even have jingles anymore?
What if they showed up with bells on?
I'm fine with that as long as they dampen their clappers, okay?
Should they pee on them?
For such a clamber, wouldn't you prefer "pee" to "peel"?
If that's how you silence the bell, would you hand out face shields before ringing it, please?
Face shields? Are those similar to dress shields?
Do you sew them on?
Shouldn't we just stand back and keep an eye on this situation?
(Don't want to get pee'd on or stuck with a sewing needle)
RenStarr, aren't you being a bit stand-offish?
Do you think he may have exceptional aim?
Doesn't that seem an extremely personal sort of question?
Aren't we all family here?
Is Bob your uncle?
Is Bob a "funny" uncle?
Funny in what way?
A funny way?
Funny - ha-ha, or funny - peculiar?
Isn't Uncle Bob both?
Your Uncle Bob, or mine?
Would you like my Uncle Bob, too?
Is he a likable chap?
Are your standards high in that regard?
Your Uncle Bob likes to get high?
Is that too high a standard?
Don't you love watching standards wave in the breeze?
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
I've seen a lot of standards waived, have you?
A man at the Standard gas station waved?
What is non-standard gas? A pharte?
Are phartes supposed to be chunky?
(**BWAHAHAHHA** LOL, Butch!)
Are you getting too much fiber in your diet?
If they're coming out chunky, isn't that a sure sign of too much fiber in you're diet? :o
Is this conversation making anyone else want to have a drink of water? Or ten?
What's a drink of ten?
Is that better than 7 Up?
Seven of what, up what?
Are you playing with a full deck?
What sort of deck?
Don't decks fly south for the winter?
What do you mean? An African or a European deck?
Who's a-peein' on the deck?!
Do we really want to know who the public pee'er is?
Why? Did you eat the yellow snow?
I would prefer a Dinah Moe Humm, how about you?
Would that upset Frank?
Are you planning on interrupting him during his over-nite sensation?
Isn't he dead, Jim?
Well it shouldn't bother him much then, right Ted?
Who the devil are Ted and Jim, Gordon?
Have Jim and Gordon replaced Bob, Carol, and Alice in Ted's life?
So, once again we are talking about sex?
I hear that in Scotland, every Tom, Dick, and Harry is named Jack, is that true?
Is that part of a kilt check?
Should we ask someone who's actually wearing a kilt?
Wasn't I wearing a kilt last Saturday night for a Rabbie Burns Supper, or was that my clone?
You ate Robbie Burns for supper?
Ah cannae bull ya, can I?
Be ye tryin' tae bull th' Wizard, Laddie?
If ya upset the wizard and he turns ya into a toad, do ya liking eating bugs?
Do you mean do I like eating Bugs Bunny? (Sounds hare raising)
Do you have pictures of this deviant behavior?
Are you implying, "Pics or it didn't happen?"
Wouldn't motion pics be even better?!
Is this going to be one of those situations where once you've seen it , no matter how hard you try............it can never be "unseen"?
You don't want to see the Wizard in all his naturalness?
Would it be less worse than seeing you unnatural?
Has it taken this long to ponder that question?
Don't you think we were all dumfounded by that mental image?
Speaking of mental, where's RenStarr?
Could she be with Basil St. John....again?
RenStarr, old man, is there something you forgot to tell me?
Merlin, was there something I supposed to alert you about?
(Last week was all about getting ready for Sherwood, busy week for me. Also getting info to Lord Gauwyn on Sherwood camping).
Did you not notice that Jack Daw referred to you as a "she?"
LOL! Just doubled checked to insure the plumbing I was born with is still hanging, and it is!! And I'm not going ask................anyone want to see? :o
Are you nuts? ...or should that be "Are your nuts?"
Is it rude of me to have laughed at that as long as I did?
Not at all, was that the best laugh you've had all day?
My sincerest apology to RenStarr, as I cannot see gender when Photobucket no longer provides free pic display, will that do?
No worries Jack, it made me laugh....... I hope you did also?
Jack, you aren't going to ask RenStarr to lift his kilt, are you?
Do I look like somebody who pulls the tail of a tiger?
Are you sure that's a tail?
I wonder what the weather is like in Yellowstone today?
Anyone else think the Cubs can get to the Series again?
Do you expect to live another 100 years or so?
Depends, does the curse of the goat still apply?
When did I ever curse you?
Are you referred to as the "old goat"?
Isn't that what you were implying?
Did you ever trot around with a gentleman named Sam Sianis?
Is that the same kind of trots you get with a bad burrito?
Is a burrito any worse than a large burro?
Won't that depend on far away from the privy you are?
Won't that depend on the burro?
Didn't a polit-buro smell up most Eastern European countries?
Is that the same as "danke schön?"
Isn't that referred to as the poo-poo platter in the far east?
Who do the poo-poo?
Aren't most platters made out of porcelain?
Did you ever drive the porcelain bus after a night of overindulging?
No, because I thought I needed a commercial license, so I barfed on somebody's shoes instead, savvy?
Is this an appropriate time for a "Ewww! Yuck!" exclamatory statement?
Would that help you achieve homeostasis?
Would you prefer I barfed on your shoes?
Would you barf on Bobcat Goldthwait's shoes instead?
Shall I knit him a nice barf?
Won't that draw flies?
Don't you need a baseball glove to draw flies?
Wouldn't a pencil work better to draw with?
You want me to draw a baseball glove?
Ever heard of Quick Draw McGraw?
Who did he play for?
Wasn't it Hanna-Barbera?
Is that anywhere near Santa Barbara?
Doesn't he only come once a year, and that's down a chimney?
So, you're telling me that Santa Barbara cross-dresses on Christmas Eve?
Are you questioning someone's holiday tradition?
Wouldn't you rather have Senta Berger come down the chimney?
Senta Berger, isn't that a drive-in chain in the far North West?
Are you sure you don't mean Burgerville?
Is it just me, or is anyone else hungry?
Have a taste for anything in particular?
How about some Haggis?
Ah...has anyone else lost their appetite? ;)
Do you want some ketchup?
You would put ketchup on haggis?!?
Don't some folks prefer mayo on their haggis?
What if I prefer my mayo on a ham and Swiss?
On toasted rye?
Is that on the menu, or should I order it ala carte?
Shouldn't you run that by Ala's husband first?
Do you mean Mr. Mode?
Is his first name Com?
Isn't he more of an outhouse kinda guy?
(not much of a potty animal when it comes to indoor plumbing)
Do you know if he lives in Flushing, NY?
Merlin, you want to put Virginia Mayo on some Swiss guy?
Is she the one who opened a clinic?
Is the clinic in Switzerland?
Did Swiss cheese originate from Switzerland?
Is that a wholly serious question?
I'm fondue Swiss cheese; aren't you?
Do you smoke different cheese's in your fondue pot?
Don't you prefer Zig-Zags?
How do you get them to stay lit?
Isn't the answer always more alcohol?
Bacon, isn't Bacon always the answer?
Sorry; what was the question?
Something about pot, cheese and bacon.............wasn't it?
If you add Jack Daniel's, wouldn't that be the building blocks of life?
Aren't the "blocks" in Jack Daniels, simply ice?
I wonder if anyone ever considered making Jack Daniels slurpee's?
(for those hot summer days at the 7-11)
Does Jack Daniels want a Slurpee?
Does Slurpee want a Jack Daniel's?
Is Slurpee another name for Icee or Frosty in disguise?
Didn't someone say "Snowman is an island?"
Was it Rudolpf when he visited the Island of Misfit Toys?
"If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less" - Does that mean that Europe is made up of a bunch of clods?
Worse than the ones in Washington?
Could Washington benefit from a truckful of Jack Slurpees?
Do you mean Jim Jones Slurpees?
Will it get here freaky fast?
Is anyone else here jonesing for a Jack Daniels Slurpee?
You don't already have one in hand?!?
Isn't it better if you have one each hand?
Would that make you a two-fisted slurper?
Are you jealous ?
Are you talking about louvred-window doors or windows?
Are we talking about jealousy or jalousie?
could it be envy instead of jealousy?
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
Does anyone really know what time it is?
Does anyone really care? 🎼
what kind of world are we living in
Do you think we may have slipped into an alternate universe? (RenStarr, I figured it would be you that picked up on that)
You mean, have we slipped into the other leg of the Trousers of Time?
who has the time for that ?
RefMom3, are you saying you caught me with my pants down?
Merlin, who was changing clothes in the hotel parking lot?
Don't I always change in the faire parking lot?
Change into what, a newt?
If I newt what it was , wouldn't I tell you?
Does a newt talk?
Is there something you need to discuss with the newt?
Do you often have newt conversations?
How else would I determine which newt is willing to sacrifice for the greater good in my potions?
So you ain't newt to this I guess ?
Would a neutered newt make a difference?
Is he a newly neutered newt?
how is a newt neutered ?
Did you know newt neutering needs knowledge of newt knots near the `nads?
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on July 03, 2018, 05:27:30 AM
Did you know newt neutering needs knowledge of newt knots near the `nads?
Can anyone say that three times really really fast?
should I still be laughing at the newt nad comment ?
Do you have a photo of the newt nads?
(If so, laugh out loud!!)
Are neutered newt nads a laughing matter?
Are there some newts that do stand up comedy?
Naughty knowingly naked newts kneeling now, not needling no one?
say what?
Must I repeat myself?
what the hell are we talking about ?
Do you actually expect any of us to know?
Do you really believe any of us have any idea about what we're talking about?
Are we supposed to be keeping track?
should we be taking notes ?
Are you proficient in shorthand?
Someone playing with sharks again?
Does anyone ever really play with sharks?
Have you not been keeping up with the Sharknado series?
is there a sharknado series ?
Shouldn't the next offering of the SharkNado series include Pirates?
(what say ye?)
Do they taste better than has-been sex symbols?
sex has symbols ?
Wasn't aware of cymbals, but isn't there a big drum roll right at the big moment?
Is that the part they call the organism?
LMAO, whatever would we do without and organisim ?
Synthesizerism?
(Bring out the lady with the long fingers!!)
Is that anything like synthesizerhythm?
Will we have an urge to sit back and have a smoke afterwards?
(Even if we don't smoke?)
What is it that we will be smoking?
do you want to HASH it out ?
Would you PIPE down?
You ready to ROLL up this conversation?
You fellows having fun?
Don't you see all the vivid colours?
I'd be a whole cooler if you did, you know what I mean jelly bean? 8)
"Colours"? Are you a Brit, Merlin?
I've seen pics of the Wizard in a Kilt, doesn't that make him a Scott?
(the Kilted Wizard!!)
Have you been checking out my legs again, RenStarr??
Have you been smoking that wacky tabacky again?
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
Are you referring to Ms. Pearl?
Was there room in the stateroom for Ms. Pearl's hat?
Wasn't there a hat rack?
Are you referring to Ms. Pearl's rack now?
Did Ms. Pearl's rack catch your attention?
Was the price tag still attached?
How much?
Hasn't Ms. Pearl ceased to be?
Yes, but won't Ms. Pearl's hat with the hanging price tag continue to live on?
Oo! What was that I just sat on?
Was it sharp?
Was it alive?
Was it....oh, I don't know....SATAN?
Anyone else hear that ominous organ chord?
Is it Bach?
Why? Did you hear it again?
was it something I said?
Should it have been?
Are you chastising the children again, RefMom3?
Have you been reading this thread? ;D
Is knowing how to read a prerequisite?
You don't know how to read a prerequisite?
Would a requisite be easier?
Would a requisite on a resume work?
Do I requisition to request a resume?
Did anyone mention lunch?
what are we eating?
and............what will we drinking?
Is there a menu card to complete,...or a requisition?
Is the Requisition similar to the Inquisition, and is Mel Brooks invited?
If Mel Brooks is invited: can't we just drink beer, eat BBQ, and watch Blazing Saddles?
Wouldn't Mel Brooks just say, "I've seen this already!"?
Would that stop him?
Wouldn't he respond with: "Whut in the wide wide world a' sports is a' goin' on here!?"
Is Mel a sports fan?
Is a group of cowboys sitting around a campfire eating lots of beans a sporting event?
Would that sporting event be an amateur or professional event?
Are we there yet?
Where we going?
Do we have enough gas?
Should I make more chili?
Anyone for Gumbo ?
Why not both?
Because I'm easily confused, is Gumbo that homicide detective with the cigar, or that green dude with a horse named Pokey?
I guess I'm confused also, isn't Gumbo a flying elephant that blows bubbles?
No, no gumbos are what you get out of the gumbo machine at the drugstore, yes?
I thought they flew out of the gumbo machines?
Gumbos have wings?
Are you thinking of adult gumbos or adolescent gumbos?
Does one determine adult or adolescent gumbos by checking their naughty bits?
Who put their naughty bits in my gumbo ??????
Wouldn't that be the crawdads?
Is there a DNA test for that?
Doesn't ancestry.com test dna ?
Does the Pope shiner bock in the woods?
I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate is he dropped a few shiner bocks at the Vatican, right?
Am I the only one who had to look up "shiner bock?"
Were you aware that there is a replacement algorithm in this forum that exchanges couth words and phrases for uncouth words and phrase, and that "shiner bock" is a replacement for that which bears do in the woods, and popes do in the Vatican?
Wouldn't the Pope also do that in the woods if he were on a camping trip?
Merlin the Elder, don't you know I believe ALMOST everything people I trust tell me?
Shouldn't you trust, but verify?
Don't you think that sounds a tad mistrustful?
Should we trust Tad, whomever he is?
Has Tad given anyone reason to mistrust him?
Does Tad have a good FICO score?
Why should we care what his dog's score is?
Aren't you referring to the FIDO score for misunderstood and underachieving puppies?
Is that set up by a FIDOciary bank?
Isn't that a subsidiary of Massengill?
Isn't that a douche ???
Is that a nice thing to call them?
Someone getting personal again?
Would you have it any other way?
Personally? ;) Is is ok to make stuff up?
Do you have something original ?
Has someone asked that already?
how should I know?
Aren't you in charge?
who would believe me anyway?
May I be the first? ;)
can you keep a secret?
Have you heard otherwise?
Should I be surprised?
Do you like surprises?
Should I remain silent, RefMom3?
Oh, are you seeing this, too? :)
who all is supposed to be seeing this?
Are you sure you want to know?
Do I have a choice?
What's with all the questions all of a sudden?
Is it really all that sudden?
don't we have fun with newbies ?
Who are these people?
Don't you remember?
could somebody tell me what the hell is going on ??
For any situation in particular?
could you get to the juicy part ?
Juicy? Are you wearing protective clothing?
is clothing optional?
Optional for what?
Would you two get a room?
Can't we discuss it here?
do you really want to discuss it here ?
You have somewhere else in mind?
Do you know of someplace discreet ?
Isn't dis Crete in the Mediterranean?
does that sound con crete ?
How does con crete sound?
would silence bother you?
Have I mentioned I'm a librarian? ;)
You must read a lot of books ?
What gives you that idea?
what makes you think I have an idea ?
Couldn't you ask Hamish in Lochdubh?
could you ask Hamish for me as we aren't on speaking terms?
Could you understand him if you WERE on speaking terms?
Are you saying Scots are difficult to understand ?
D'ye no ken?
Did I miss something??
Do you feel bereft?
Is my behavior that obvious?
What are you doing?
Would you really like to know?
Should we put it to a vote?
Didn't we just vote to not vote?
Was that a secret ballot?
what else could it be ?
Are you two plotting some evil?!?
Who us ???? no way ....
Evil? I? How could you say such a thing?
who knows the beginning 5309 ?? :-X
What is 867 for $200?
Can I buy a vowel?
Do you have references?
what's the matter?
What isn't the matter, by gum?
A verification code, now?!
wherefore art thou ?
Have you reached the Montague you were looking for?
where can one find a Juliet in this day and age ?
Since she was only 14, have you tried Instagram?
isn't Instagram for the kiddies ?
Because of shorter attention spans?
Is there an Instagram for adults to play with?
Like Playboy.com?
isn't playboy PG these days?
Didn't the Playboy days of wine and clothes end this year?
is it too much to hope for ?
Not a fan of the Playboy days?
wasn't playboy considered pg compared to penthouse or hustler ?
Wouldn't you think there would be someone around here who could answer that?
Do you enjoy the bawdiness at faires?
Could we change that to "Do I understand the bawdiness at faires?" ;)
Do you need to understand the bawdiness at the faires ?
May I just stroll ahead to the music shows?
May I join you as you stroll along ?
Is that where you were going?
Does anyone know where I'm going ?
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Did I just say that out loud ?
Did anyone hear you? ;)
Do I need to ask everyone ?
Is the volume turned up on this thing?
Helloo?
Anybody out there?
Did you hear a pin drop?
can you hear anything in all this silence ?
Pardon; could you please repeat that?
is it worth repeating?
Had the whole class gotten it?
Did we leave any behind
Whose behind are you referring to?
Would you believe any behind ??
Has any behind ever lied?
what would you say if I can prove it?
Is that something you really want to share?
I should answer your question shouldn't I ?
You aren't planning on baring your behind soul, are you?
To whom was that slightly panicked-sounding plea directed?
who's baring what so I can be prepared ?
What would that preparation entail?
Would you blush if I told you everything ?
Would you blush if I showed you everything? ** all I gotta do now is find it **
Would you care for some privacy while looking?
would looking be disrespectful ?
Are you in a museum?
Where is a good museum?
What do you want to see?
Would it be piggish of me to see anything and everything ?
So you're devoted to highly cultural pursuits?
Does that surprise you ?
May I be forgiven if I say I have no idea?
Shall we continue this dance ?
Will you lead?
would you follow ?
Will you be gentle?
Are you the rough type?
What do typing styles have to do with anything?
Am I not your type?
Are you a font of knowledge?
Do you have a special font in mind?
Do you think he would kinda mind?
Have you reason to think he would?
would someone answer a question ?
Don't we have to make sure it's in the form of a question?
Won't Alex Trebek chastise you if it isn't?
could you live back in medieval times ?
Is that an option?
where's merlin ?
Has anyone followed the Jack?
is that "of all trades" or Daniels?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Would your rather be "always remembered" or "never forgotten" ?
Did someone mention Jack Daniel's?
Is that your drink of choice?
Is there another option?
For whom?
would you fancy a glass of wine instead ?
Merlin, and wine?
doesn't that sound funny ?
Wine not?
is someone wine ing ?
...and dine ing?
anything else ?
Do you want fries with that?
Don't you mean flies?
Which wine pairs with flies?
Anyone in need of a fly swatter ??
Are flies white meat or dark meat?
Could you tell without a microscope?
What kind of microscope ?
Would you trust a fly by night piece of equipment?
Is it made in America ?
The fly?
What else could it be ?
Where did the fly land?
Are you asking for latitude/longitude coordinates?
is everything coordinated ?
"EVERYthing?"
Who would doubt anything about everything?
Someone who has been hurt?...or not?
Don't they say "no pain no gain" ?
Don't you think "they" talk too much?
You don't actually listen to them do you ?
Are there enough hours in a day? ::)
doesn't friday, saturday and sunday pass to quickley ?
In the midst of all going on these days, do Friday, Saturday, and Sunday even feel like themselves?
I listen to medieval music while on my laptop checking out this site, that is ok right ?
You need to ask?
has this thread been abandoned ?
Did you just ask a question?
How did everyone celebrate New Years?
Wait...did we have that already?
Are celebrating a new year or the end of the old one?
Are the snacks different for each one?
Are we there yet ?
Are you tired?
Anyone thirsty?
How far?
What would you want for your birthday ?
From whom?
Aren't we taught to love thy neighbor ?
Because we want them to give us birthday presents?
who's birthday is it?
Isn't every day someone's birthday?
that was a good comeback wouldn't you say ?
Comeback? Had someone left?
Does anyone listen to medieval music ?
If I love my neighbor, won't my Bride get pissed?
Would she be willing to move next door?
Is seduction that powerful ?
Shouldn't it be?
Is this thread dead or alive ?
...Did someone say something??
is there an echo in this room ?
Which room are you in?
where is the bathroom ?
Where have you already looked?
Is looking really necessary ?
Do you really want to make a mistake in this situation?
Couldn't I use depends just in case ?
Can they be depended upon to do the job?
Have you used them before ?
Isn't that a rather personal question?
Did I make you uncomfortable ?
Was that a goal?
Can one be forgiven ?
Is that a goal? :D
Are goals obtainable ?
Does Merlin appreciate a dram of Jack?
Does a bear poo in the woods?
Would the bear have any other options?
giving this a shot :)
If the bear did have other options, where then would he go?
Would you argue with a bear in that situation?
is the bear grumpy
How can you tell?
has anyone fed a grumpy bear before?
Are you looking for feeding a grumpy bear on purpose or accidentally?
If I said accidentally would that make me a bad human ?
Isn't "bad" a relative term?
do you have a relative on good terms ?
Are you asking for a list?
If I did have a list, would you read it?
who wouldn't want to read it ?
are they easily shocked?
would they rather be impressed ?
Is everything spelled correctly?
would anyone even catch misspellings?
Did I misspell something ?
If you did , would I be wrong to correct you?
Are you correct in your correction?
could there be a lesson to be learned in getting corrected ?
Isn't that a purpose of correction?
isn't there secret gloating from the corrector ?
Isn't gloating sometimes justified?
Are you asking the gloat-er or the gloat-ee?
would it make a difference who I asked ?
Are you asking me?
Isn't asking and unbiased person the best thing to do ?
What makes you say or think they are indeed unbiased?
Can you tell just by looking?
is there any other way to tell ?
Have you tried a detailed questionnaire?
what questions should I ask ?
do you have a list of very personal questions?
whom should I trust with my personal
Someone who has heretofore proven trustworthy?
Is asking a stranger for a favor considered taboo ?
Wouldn't it depend on the favor?
would it make you uncomfortable for a stranger to ask you for a simple favor ?
When I do complete the simple favor will the stranger say thank you?
Would politeness count for points re: trustworthiness?
what about integrity, doesn't that count for something ?
Can a person look..."integral?" "Integretish?"
just what exactly do you look for in a person ?
Doesn't it seem a bit intrusive to look inside a person?
Looking inside a person may be intrusive but are the results worth it?
Is it normal to question results one receives ?
Isn't that part of the scientific method?
isn't scientific less human
In honor of National Panda Day, do you know many panda scientists?
how did you find out it was national panda day ?
You didn't get the memo?
can someone send me the memo on national panda day ?
You mean for next year?
could it happen sooner ?
If Panda day cannot happen sooner, would you be content with Grizzly bear day?
Should there be a day for each member of the ursid family?
isn't there a day for just about anything these days ?
Would there be at least 365?
can daily life really be that simple , only 365 experiences a year ??
If we did only have 365 experiences a year, how bored would we get?
What do you suppose the average number of experiences a year is now?
how does one calculate life experiences in just one day ?
What if the sunlight "day" is months long at the north/south pole in summer?
...plan experiences accordingly?
what about an airline schedule to plan a experience accordingly ?
Has anyone wished you all a happy National Puppy Day yet?
since when did they have national puppy day ?
Does 2006 ring a bell? But is that important when appreciating a puppy?
how could 17 years pass so fast ?
Have you just blinked your eye? ;)
why are my eyes now tearing after blinking them?
did anyone consider allergy medicine ?
Or were you that moved by the puppy?
Aren't we all puppy lovers ?
Could anyone not love a puppy?
why are some people non animal lovers ?
Is there such a thing as puppy phobia?
Don't you think that would be sad?
who could be sad with a puppy ?
Is that an April Fool's Day question?
would anyone be fooled by april fools day ?
Is this the point when I raise my fool hand?
what took you so long to realize it.
May I put my hand down now?
Has that all been sorted out now?
why am I still lost trying to figure out what the hell is happening
May I just quote my gps and say, "Recalculating route," and we'll trundle along?
what if your gps takes us to a far away and remote area?
who uses mapquest ????? it still hasn't gotten me lost yet.
Does anyone still use a AAA Road Atlas?
does anyone know how to read a paper map these days ?
Are you assuming I could read a map in previous days? :)
are the aging population still wary of technology ?
which parts?
can you offer a suggestion ?
are robots coming to get me?
Who else would be coming to get you ?
Is anyone taking requests?
who else could save you ???
what if I don't want to be saved?
Maybe you could wear a sign? or message on a t-shirt?
what go would that do ?
Maybe prevent an unnecessary conversation?
isn't conversation necessary for understanding ?
if the conversation is full of lies, how much true understanding can there be?
what kind of company and friends do you keep close to you ?
Well...the ones who don't mind being there, maybe?
the ones that don't mind being there have gone away, who will be in their stead?
Doesn't life just seem to be one surprise after another?
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
wouldn't you know right away if it's a bad thing ?
don't bad things sometimes appear to be sweet?
Sort of like, "Beware Greeks bearing gifts?"
is it foolish and embarrassing to be tempted and fooled by sparkly junk?
Isn't temptation the purpose of the sparkly stuff?
After giving in to the temptation, should I feel guilty?
Don't you think "should" is a really big word?
wouldn't you find "should" is very necessary ?
May I amend that from "very" to "occasionally?"
you may amend , but if the person is fooled by false gifts, do they reciprocate and return the favor?
wouldn't etiquette rules apply ?
SHOULDn't etiquette rules generally apply?
isn't it true that some people are just uncouth ?
Have you ever heard the phrase, "He needs a quarter's worth of couth?"
I've never heard that before, is that from the olden days?
Can we describe "when I was a kid, and my mom said it about my brother" as "olden days?"
Why is it the olden days usually means the 60's or 70's ?
Do you mean the 1960s or 1970s, or 1460's or 1470s?
was 1460 or 1470s were meant, was the music better THEN, than the music of the 1960s or 1970s?
Is there any way to compare the music 500 years apart?
is there not internet and youtbube ?
Don't you love the juxtaposition of olde musick on new tech?
I could listen to medieval music all the time, couldn't you ?
Do you also enjoy new stuff played in the medieval style?
I could come to enjoy the new medieval stuff played , couldn't you ??
Hi fellow players... I'm having an urgent health issue so won't be playing these for maybe a week?
Just wanted to let you know that and hopefully I can partake soon!!🙏🏾🙏🏾 have fun! Be back soon 💚💜
Take care of yourself, Laedyfaire; you will do so, right?
laedyfaire you will be in my prayers. get well soon so we can play again :o
HI! THank you so much for the prayers and replies. I am home waiting for a cardiac procedure this coming Thursday. :'( .periocardiocentisis...so,biding my time...I am going to play until then...barring any emergencies ...trying to stay focused and positive.
Quote from: RefMom3 on May 10, 2023, 10:47:46 AMTake care of yourself, Laedyfaire; you will do so, right?
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 11, 2023, 12:16:50 AMlaedyfaire you will be in my prayers. get well soon so we can play again :o
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 09, 2023, 10:35:43 PMI could come to enjoy the new medieval stuff played , couldn't you ??
would you play new medieval stuff for us?
Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I'm sure all will be ok. keep us posted!!!!!
You will take care of yourself, right?
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 12, 2023, 10:44:50 PMKeeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I'm sure all will be ok. keep us posted!!!!!
I will! Trying to now dwell and keeping myself distracted.Thank you so much <)
Quote from: RefMom3 on May 13, 2023, 11:14:00 AMYou will take care of yourself, right?
If I take care of myself, will many many renfaires be in my future? ;)
Is a knight shiny?
did they have metal polish back in medieval times ?
Don't the paintings of shiny knights suggest that?
don't you prefer chainmail over suits of armor ?
Wouldn't chainmail be painful to sit on?
Do you own any chainmail ?
My daughter used to make it; will that count?
could you show us some of her work ?
Since I can't seem to figure out how to share a photo, would you believe I can't?
Lol, perhaps you will figure out how to post it soon ? Im really curious
Jeepers; while I did it before, I can't seem to figure it out now; is anyone able to give me a clue about uploading a photo?
you wouldn't want my help would you, I'm as lost as you
Think we should start a club? 8)
what would we call the club ?
could the club be called "the lost ones"?
Should we all carry breadcrumbs?
doesn't the internet remember everything ?
what would happen if we run out of breadcrumbs or lose internet service?
Drop back 10 and punt?
I can see we are in trouble right ?
now who we gonna call? Ghost Busters?
Do you think we could call them? :)
would they answer ?
Do they have caller ID?
Are you afraid they wouldn't talk to a librarian?
Isn't that just ridiculous?
Would a librarian engage with ridiculous people?
Is a wizard wise? 8)
who would happen to be a librairian
Would you believe I am?
Is that really true ??
Would someone really kid about that?
Why do librarians have a reputation ?
For what?
If you love books and love to read then isn't loving librarians automatic?
Similar to the idea that if I love ice cream, I will love the Good Humor Man?
is the Good Humor man handsome?
isn't the good humor man fictional ??
Have you never had a crush on a fictional character?
Are not all crushes fun
Especially on a fictional character?
are there any better than Jack Sparrow or Aragorn?
May I add Capt. Sam Vimes, of the City Watch of Ankh-Morpork in the Terry Pratchett Discworld series?
who is embarrassed to mention a crush
What's to be embarrassed of?
who fears rejection ?
If one is rejected, is there not a huge ocean with plenty of fish available ? ;)
Has anyone actually counted available fish?
If I count the fish what do I do if I find a real catch?
Never let it go?
What do I do with it when it starts to stink?
I say flush it
Is that safe for the pipes?
If the pipes bust and need a repair person, perhaps I will find another handy fish?
Don't they say there are many fish in the sea?
yes, but arent there many sharks in the sea ?
Wouldn't they all be there?
not when it's feeding time
Is shark feeding time in the ocean measurable by the clock?
Why do some people find those many sharks appealing?
Don't they say there is someone for everyone?
How does one go about finding that someone?
isn't online all the buzz these days?
Is that what that noise is?
Isn't silence golden
Can one actually hear silence, or is it just the absence of noise?
I believe silence can be not only heard but felt as well woudln't you agree ?
Anyone else feel like listening to the Sound of Silence?
isn't lonliness the biggest cause of depression ?
aren't there many forms of loneliness?
how does one solve loneliness ?
Isn't that one of the $64,000 questions?
Shouldn't that be the 100,000.00 dollar question ? asking for a friend
If you have 100,000 dollars would you use it all to find the answer?
wouldn't I be a fool to use it at all ?
Did I forget to figure for inflation? ;)
what about taxes.....??
Will the calculations ever end?
would you believe we pay taxes until we die ?
are any of us devious enough to cheat on our taxes until we die?
Would any of us lie to anyone?
aren't taxes just for the rich people ?
aren't rich people exempt from taxes?
don't they tax the rich heavily , they just know the loopholes
Anyone remember the line by Chico Marx when he said he had an uncle in Dallas, Taxes?
hahaha...no but that's a chuckle
who doesn't love the Marx Brothers?
Are you suspicious of someone who doesn't appreciate what you find funny?
who would be suspicious, that would be a deal braker
if the deal is broken, does one walk away with a broken heart?
doesn't it matter how much is invested ?
Can a price be put on a broken heart?
Can the price of a broken heart be paid in full with love?
Isn't True Love the best thing in the world (next to a nice mutton-lettuce-and-tomato that's nice and lean)?
Isn't Jesus the best thing in the world (Next to creation of humanity)
Isn't Jesus the best thing in the world to many and aren't the trees the best thing in the world to others?
Wouldn't it be interesting to see yourself through someone else's eyes?
wouldn't it be nice to be able to judge someone else ?
what do I gain by judging someone else?
Is Gain detergent still available?
available time is usually so short with such busy schedules
I actually just ran out of Gain... should I try another brand?
why not try tide.... they are a great brand
does tide leave a nice smell?
would I recommend it if it didn't have a great smell
What do you consider a nice smell?
wouldn't a nice smell be anything pleasing to the other person ?
Isn't that still a bit of a crap shoot? (Will you pardon the expression?)
Isn't a crap shoot played in a casino ?
why waste money in a casino?
can't you strike it rich at a casino ?
Have you heard that the house always wins?
Is winning truly everything
if winning isn't everything, then what is ?
Everything?
doesn't losing sometimes promote growth in a person. winning isn't everything
Why do some parents not teach their children that losing is part of life?
The same parents who do their kids' homework, maybe?
whatever happened to the good ole days of parenting ?
Is that a rhetorical question?
Why would it be a rhetorical question ? I only speak the truth.
Was there a perfect parenting handbook published about 67 years ago because if there was my parents certainly didn't read it .
how should I know ? I'm only 54 and not a parent.
If my kids are now in their 30s, is it too late to try to find that handbook?
why not give them a bible ?
Quote from: RefMom3 on September 11, 2023, 09:09:42 PMIf my kids are now in their 30s, is it too late to try to find that handbook?
. Hahahaaa right?
what's wrong with the bible ??
Did anyone say there's anything wrong with the Bible?
Isn't "ha ha right" a show of disapproval for my comment about the bible ?
I think it was a reaction to my asking about the parent handbook; is that right, Laedyfaire?
so what's new in everyones lives
In any particular area?
wouldn't it be nice to start out with what we are thankful for ?
Isn't that a healthy way to start a day?
How about prayers then breakfast?
Hey there...... Yes Ref mom.. my "ha ha right?" was in response to YOUR post, NOT the lord argyl post!
after prayers and breakfast doesn't the laundry pile scream for help ?
May I temporarily drown out the laundry pile with another cup of coffee?
Isn't caffeine wonderful ?
More wonderful than hot chocolate?
Without coffee and hot chocolate how dull would life be?
isn't the way to a mans heart is through his stomach ?
Did that work for you?
no it didn't , do you have a better suggestion ?
If that didn't work maybe fun times would ?
something like TRF perhaps ?
Isn't there good food at TRF?
wouldn't you just kill for a fried turkey leg from TRF ?
Can I kill for a hunk of fried dough sprinkled with lots of confectioners!
aren't you talking about eating beignets ?
If you call them beignets and I call them fried dough may I still have half a dozen?
a dozen seems like a lot, but who am i to say whats a lot
I said half a dozen m'lord....but now that you have said a dozen , me thinks a dozen would be better if they can be stored in the freezer?
I store a loaf of bread in the freezer so why not beignets ?
May I suggest a basic 'net search, when you ask that immortal question: Can you freeze beignets?
After freezing enough beignets to keep one happy, will there be room for the frozen peas?
will the beignets taste fresh after being frozen ?
Will the peas absorb any of the goodness of the beignets?
couldn't we hope for that ?
You are intrigued by pea-flavored beignets?
Oh hell no, I couldn't do pea flavored beignets , could you ?
Pea flavored beignets perhaps, not but leftover frozen birthday cake perhaps might be a go?
Is there ever leftover birthday cake?
who eats wedding cake after a 1 year anniversary ?
Are you asking for a show of hands? or forks?
wouldn't you prefer a spoon then ?
Do you think you could eat a year-old cake that's been frozen with a spoon?
I guess I would say fork it then wouldn't you ?
If we do say fork it for cake then isn't candy the way to go this time of year?
do you like candy corn for halloween ?
Do you understand why people have such vehemently expressed feelings about candy corn?
could it be the taste or sugar content ?
Shouldn't Halloween candy be heavy on the sugar?
Isn't that what the Great Pumpkin would want?
doesn't a dentist look forward to halloween treats and new patients ?
Isn't it a common supposition that they hand out toothbrushes for Halloween?
isn't it better to hand out toothbrushes for halloween than condoms ?
Gracious; is that a "thing?"
wouldn't gracious be an act of kindness ?
In addition to being a polite exclamation?
wouldn't any definition do ?
Doesn't the definition depend on what you're defining?
By defining a word don't we become more knowledgeable?
Anyone remember the quote: "When I use a word, it means what I want it to mean?"
Is it a magic trick to make words mean whatever you want them to mean and for others to believe in them?
is it possible to make dreams come true
Should you be asking Disney princesses about that?
who is disney's princess?
Snow White singing "Once Upon a Dream?" Or Cinderella singing that "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes?"
who would have guessed I would be so disney ignorant ?
Is being Disney ignorant contagious?
should I read a disney travel guide to be educated ?
What would be the price of the guide?
Do you have a library card, so you could borrow one for free?
wouldn't it be free on the internet using google ?
How would you get to meet RefMom3, the lovely librarian, if you were just Googling?
Would refmom3 be on any dating sites ?
Why would I do that to some nice, unsuspecting fella?
dating sites aren't all that bad are they ?
Is one experience too small a sample size?
what happens if you have more than one bad experience for a sample size ?
...you might want to rethink some life choices?
Aren't life choices the hardest thing to make?
When a hard life choice is made can we get a reward for that ?
Isn't it best to avoid hard life choices ?
Is a hard-learned lesson a successful lesson?
Is it true no pain no gain?
After the pain of my gain may I indulge in a massage?
Would anyone dare disagree?
would that be therapeudic or sensual ??
Isn't that a personal matter between you and the therapist?
Is massage therapy covered by insurance?
Have you called your insurance to check?
would an insurance app be more informative ?
If the insurance app is down, is it worth laying out the cost in hopes of reimbursement?
Aren't reimbursments few and far between ?
What other things are "few and far between?"
would it be true to say peaceful protests are few and far between ?
May I peacefully protest against having to go back to work after vacation?
why would anyone desire to go back to work after vacation
To continue getting paid? :)
isn't money the root of all evil ?
Wouldn't many like to hold back on sharing the root of all evil so has to have more for themselves?
Anyone else remember the part in It's a Wonderful Life when Jimmy Stewart tells Clarence that "money is pretty useful down here!"?
Am I the only one that didn't understand ladyfaires question ?????????
About holding back sharing money?
why am I so confused
Shall we change the subject?
what subject do you prefer ?
How do you think the Cubs will do this year? 8)
are you a cubs fan?
Oh, dear; does it show?
based on your post couldn't it be more apparent ?
Sorry for any confusion 😂 it was a tough question to answer with a question
If RefMom3 loves the Cubs does the Lord have a favorite team?
Wouldn't the Lord love all teams?
Wouldn't the Lord love all teams?
Would the Lord maybe like Notre Dame?
Since I was referring to the Lord Argyl of Lochdubh, would he love Notre Dame?
How could I love Notre Dame when I am a die hard LSU fan?
Do die hard LSU fans cheer with much enthusiasm?
How much is "much?"
haven't you seen death valley tiger stadium and it's fans ?
No; are they too much?
is there such a thing as too much?
If it gets too much can I use earplugs?
can stadium noise get that loud to need earplugs ?
PARDON; WHAT?
can you take out your earplugs ?
CAN I, or WILL I? Did anyone else ever had a teacher who would say that?
has anyone heard "you are either unwilling or unable ?
If I am unable would I be willing?
would you be willing or could you be willing ?
If I am willing, would it be worth my while?
wouldn't you like to know ?
Is anyone else's head spinning?
are the posts that mind boggling that it would cause you head to spin ?
my mind AND body are spinning, where do I land?
Can you see the landing lights, Laedyfaire?
are the landing lights even on ?
Where to go to buy new lights?
How many lights would a woodchuck light if a woodchuck could light lights?
Is that a trick question?
are trick questions even allowed in here ?
If I answer a trick question do I get a treat?
Has any question ever been answered here?
how could it get answered here with just questions ?
Isn't the thread "Answer my question with a question"?
how could we revive that thread ?
Is this the Socratic Method of answering questions?
Is this the thread that confuses?
Is "cheerfully and frequently" a good description of that?
who would know?
Would not the good folk who who are answering these questions know?
how would you find these good folk to ask a question ?
Would they be willing to give me addresses?
Email or physical?
would it really matter which one ?
Would you want to give anyone your physical address?
why should i fear the unknown ?
Are unknown surprises fun?
Don't you think "fun" is a relative term?
wouldn't "fun" be circumstantial
Are fun circumstances planned or spontaneous, or both?
wouldn't luck be a factor in spontaneous fun circumstances ?
Wouldn't it have to be?
If luck is a factor in spontaneous fun should I oft carry a supposedly "lucky charm"?
do you believe in lucky charms ?
The tokens or cereal?
who knew cereal could be lucky?
The ones that are Magically Delicious?
Is the leprechaun still the spokesman? 😂
do they still advertise on tv ?
Where can we tune in for the answers to these and other questions?
Can the leprechaun, and others, be found on YouTube?
why not try google ?
True...don't we always?
The everlasting question remains... How much wood WOULD a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck COULD chuck wood?
Where have you been, O Wizard?
has be been on the dreaded facebook ?
Will Merlin the Elder let us know?
Has he disappeared once again?
Could he be out and about making magic?
Is a pirate a scurvy rapscallion?
don't pirates pillage as they travel
Has there been any recently reported pillaged towns ?
do modern day city homicides count as pilages ?
Isn't pillaging more akin to widespread theft?
When the town was pillaged was there anything left?
Is there modern day pillaging ?
Haven't you watched kids raid their Easter baskets on Easter morning?
How many of those little raiders end up with sore tummies?
how many get tooth cavities due to all the sugar
In round numbers?
When rounding off those numbers do baby teeth count ?
what about percentages instead ?
you mean...MATH?
isn't math so important ?
Why can't I grasp this very important subject?
what seems to be baffling you ?
...much of it?
why such a short response ?
Mayhap the dear Laedy RefMom3 is a bit miffed by mathematical equations such as myself?
Would you believe that one of the greatest sorrows of my educational life is my inability to get math?
would you believe there is a vast majority of people who don't get math ?
You mean...higher numbers? 8)
Is that vast majority relying on calculators to figure those higher numbers?
Aren't we all confident in that assumption?
why rely on assumptions ?
Are assumptions ever reliable?
don't you know assumptions are a gamble
Don't we remember what happens when we weed puller U Me?
does this assumption make my
a.. look good ? :)
Lol, what did I do to mess up a comment? May I be forgiven?
Isn't it easy to forgive a lovely Laedy such as RefMom3?
Aww...can you tell I'm blushing?
isn't a natural blush much more pretty than the makeup type?
Is it safe to say that natural is easier to use?
how long has makeup been in existence ?
Didn't cleopatra use makeup?
And isn't it known to have been deadly, due to lead content?
weren't many things back then deadly ?
Which we know now because...they're dead?
would you say a lack of knowledge killed them off ?
Lack of knowledge definitely and now we have knowledge and done we still indulge in harmful, deadly things?
So, the more things change, the more they stay the same?
does that stay the same ?
But isn't change the constant in the universe?
doesn't mant things affect the universe
Isn't change sometimes a good thing?
Won't one's perspective influence that answer?
wouldi you say perspective is important to only the person having it ?
Well...if you were about to give me a swift kick, would you say the only important perspective is yours, because you want to deliver a swift kick, or mine, who would prefer to not get it?
if you were to get that swift kick, would your new found perspective initiate a revenge kick?
I doubt it
forgive my infraction of the rules. would you believe for a moment I forgot what we were talking about?