I'm a lower then dirt peasant (and I like it!)... Last year a group of us had a great bit called the "ugly stick" and was our main on. This year we are looking for another mail bit... So I wondered if anyone could share their bits with us...
Thank you much for any help you can give! :)
Making a line of lying down peasants for upper class to walk on -as they step over you, you get up, run to the front of the line, and lie down again to make a continuous moving carpet. Do this side to side rather than end to end and sans peasants with back injuries :)
Someone elses bit (Scab the beggar at Scarborough) but he would beg and beg, but took "anything but money."
Hold people up, Highwayman style, in the lane (you can hold up a stick and say: "This is a stick up." ) and have them tell you jokes.
You could say: "Your FUNNY or your life."