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Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: ladiedragon on May 19, 2008, 05:47:48 PM
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1) Answer every question with a question.
2) If you don't answer the question with a question, include a question somewhere.
3) No double posts.
4) Have fun.
5) No breaking rules, unless you follow rule 2 instead of 1, please try to follow rule 1.

Question 1:
Has this been done before?
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Post by: Noble Dreg on May 19, 2008, 06:12:08 PM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: Lady Abigail on May 19, 2008, 06:46:45 PM
Seems interesting, will everyone like this new game?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 19, 2008, 07:22:27 PM
Game? like chess?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 19, 2008, 07:26:56 PM
Chess? Who else wants to play?
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Post by: Rage on May 19, 2008, 07:36:04 PM
I play chess but do you play by the correct rules?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 19, 2008, 07:55:29 PM
Rules? We need rules?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 19, 2008, 08:27:26 PM
rules for what?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 19, 2008, 08:48:14 PM
Does this game even have rules?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on May 19, 2008, 09:07:21 PM
isn't part of the fun to find a way to break the rules?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 19, 2008, 09:13:06 PM
but ofcourse don't you spend hours trying to figure out how to break em?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 19, 2008, 10:18:56 PM
how do you break them?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 19, 2008, 10:20:18 PM
is bending them a bit the same as breaking them?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 19, 2008, 10:36:51 PM
Quote from: anne of oaktower on May 19, 2008, 10:20:18 PM
is bending them a bit the same as breaking them?

whats the difference between bending and breaking?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 19, 2008, 10:52:10 PM
But if it's bent too far, won't it break?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 20, 2008, 12:04:15 AM
metal breaks when its bent to far doesnt it?
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Post by: Annastina on May 20, 2008, 12:26:32 AM
And what happens if they do break?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 20, 2008, 07:24:17 AM
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it, won't we?
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Post by: Marietta Graziella on May 20, 2008, 07:29:12 AM
Bridges...?  But aren't bridges unsafe these days?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 20, 2008, 07:29:54 AM
But what if the bridge breaks?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 08:39:55 AM
If the bridge breaks might you get killed if your on it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 20, 2008, 09:09:41 AM
yeah but there is always a possability you would survie isn't there?
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Post by: BLAKDUKE on May 20, 2008, 09:35:11 AM
would it not depend on how brittle it is?????
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 20, 2008, 09:37:16 AM
Brittle? Like peanut brittle?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 09:47:00 AM
I like peanut brittle, How about you?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 20, 2008, 11:05:55 AM
I don't think a bridge made of peanut brittle would be very helpful...or, would it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2008, 11:16:45 AM
Is a bridge of peanut brittle like a house of gingerbread?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 11:43:21 AM
If it's like Ginger Bread, wouldn't a witch live there?
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Post by: Lady Abigail on May 20, 2008, 11:48:39 AM
Doesn't the witch in the Ginger Bread house eat little boys and girls?
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Post by: brooke on May 20, 2008, 11:49:30 AM
why eat little boys and girls if you have gingerbread?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 20, 2008, 12:09:24 PM
But where would you live if you ate your house?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 20, 2008, 12:20:03 PM
Aren't the woods a good place to live?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 12:20:46 PM
Does a tree in the forest make a noise when it falls?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 20, 2008, 03:16:53 PM
if a tree falls on a mime in the forest does the mime make a sound?
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Post by: daylight on May 20, 2008, 03:30:29 PM
What if the tree never fell? What if the animals caught it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2008, 03:50:18 PM
what if it was a bush instead?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
What if 4 knights wanted you to look for a shubbery while you where on some silly quest?
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Post by: Zoë on May 20, 2008, 06:44:31 PM
What if the Knights could be defeated by the word "it"?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 20, 2008, 07:19:10 PM
What if Monty Python were our next president?   ;D

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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 20, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
would it be any worse than the choices we have now?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 20, 2008, 09:06:28 PM
Quote from: NoBill Lurker on May 20, 2008, 07:56:34 PM
would it be any worse than the choices we have now?


could it be worse than Bush taking on a third term?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 20, 2008, 09:13:29 PM
No, but then wouldn't we be party of the British Empire again?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 20, 2008, 10:05:38 PM
is it tea time then?
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Post by: Zoë on May 20, 2008, 10:08:04 PM
Could you pass the crumpets?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 20, 2008, 10:43:01 PM
could I pass the crumpets where?
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Post by: SarviaRose on May 20, 2008, 11:09:47 PM
The English or Scot crumpets?
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Post by: SleepyArcher on May 20, 2008, 11:58:27 PM
Are crumpets crunchy?
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Post by: DeadBishop on May 21, 2008, 12:00:09 AM
Depends, do you like crunchy crumpets?
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Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on May 21, 2008, 06:48:23 AM
Wouldn't you rather eat crunchy potato chips?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 21, 2008, 07:11:28 AM
Won't crunchy potato chips get caught between my teeth?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 09:10:51 AM
I'm not sure I like Salty, How about a bisquit instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 21, 2008, 09:27:18 AM
Can we have that biscuit with honey butter?
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Post by: Syrilla on May 21, 2008, 09:34:34 AM
Now would that be southern style, restaurant, or canned biscuits?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 21, 2008, 09:44:15 AM
Does anyone know what a Cathead biscquit is?
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Post by: SarviaRose on May 21, 2008, 09:56:18 AM
What are those?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 10:02:23 AM
Sounds Gross! Is it made with Catheads?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 21, 2008, 10:04:55 AM
*chuckling* ever made a really flat bisquit by pressing the dough down with your knuckles?

It makes a bisquit about the size around of a "cats head", mostly crust, very little soft inside, perfect for putting "stuff" inside. Stuff I like inside include a slice of tomato, a piece of pattie sausage, and/or a slice of onion. Deep South, hungry times food.
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 10:09:23 AM
No, but then wouldn't it me called a Knuckle Sandwich?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 21, 2008, 10:15:03 AM
Doesn't Knuckle Sandwich already have a different meaning?
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Post by: SarviaRose on May 21, 2008, 10:41:41 AM
Isn't that something unpleasant?
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Post by: Rage on May 21, 2008, 01:43:34 PM
If someone offered me a knuckle sandwich, I would offer them one right back...Wouldn't you?
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Post by: SleepyArcher on May 21, 2008, 01:53:47 PM
Would it have tomatoes and pickles?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 21, 2008, 02:02:27 PM
Why does it have to be a knuckle sandwich? Why not a Knuckle bowl of soup?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 02:04:54 PM
A knuckle bowl of soup! Would not that burn your hands if you put your knuckles in it?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 21, 2008, 02:13:09 PM
Not all soups are hot ... are they?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 02:18:02 PM
No, but I prefer them hot. Don't you prefer hot soup over cold soup?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 21, 2008, 02:53:27 PM
Don't you like gazpacho?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 21, 2008, 02:59:02 PM
Gazpacho?  Isn't he one of them mexican banditos?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 21, 2008, 04:29:15 PM
No. But I think he might be a Marx lost brothers. Am I right?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 21, 2008, 07:09:35 PM
Knuckle sandwich? That's another type of finger food is it not?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 21, 2008, 08:21:36 PM
is that a play on words? :P
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 21, 2008, 08:39:18 PM
would I do such a thing?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 21, 2008, 09:25:54 PM
what wouldnt you do?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on May 21, 2008, 11:11:07 PM
Do ? Do what ? 
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Post by: Zoë on May 21, 2008, 11:20:35 PM
Why am I so confused?
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Post by: mystycbob on May 21, 2008, 11:23:36 PM
Why are you so easily confusable?
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Post by: SleepyArcher on May 22, 2008, 03:41:07 AM
Is it hard to confuse Zoe??
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 22, 2008, 07:20:19 AM
Is Zoe easier to confuse than Donald Trump?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 22, 2008, 07:39:58 AM
Wouldn't she need an super noticeable wig to be more confused than the Trump?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 22, 2008, 08:49:11 AM
Why do birds suddenly appear ... everytime, you are near ...?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 08:52:03 AM
Maybe the birds want the hair in Trumps wig. What do you think?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 09:09:35 AM
Do the birds care what I think?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 22, 2008, 09:49:06 AM
Are you saying thinking is for the birds?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 10:02:13 AM
Are birds really capable of thinking?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 22, 2008, 10:22:12 AM
Would thinking birds rule the world?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 11:15:24 AM
If birds thought and ruled the world, would that mean they were bird brained?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 11:34:44 AM
If bird-brained birds ruled the world, would that mean we were ALL bird-brained?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 22, 2008, 11:37:37 AM
How much wood could a woodchuck wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: beeboy on May 22, 2008, 11:38:28 AM
what if the woodchuck doesnt want to chuck any wood?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 22, 2008, 11:43:20 AM
Hmmm ... good question, but even better, what if he didn't want to Woodchuck cider?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 11:50:19 AM
What if the Cider became vinegar?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 22, 2008, 12:14:24 PM
Then I guess we'd have to get some french fries, would we not?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 12:30:29 PM
Aren't those called chips?
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Post by: beeboy on May 22, 2008, 12:32:05 PM
whatever happened to freedom fries?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 22, 2008, 12:32:44 PM
Aren't chips a form of policeman in CA?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 22, 2008, 12:33:46 PM
You mean it isn't something off "the old block"?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 22, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
it could be, but off a block of what?
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Post by: beeboy on May 22, 2008, 12:35:01 PM
a block of freedoM?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 22, 2008, 12:36:22 PM
did it come from the new or old block
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Post by: beeboy on May 22, 2008, 12:36:56 PM
did it come from a block of cheese?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 22, 2008, 12:38:10 PM
does it come from those new kids on the block?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 22, 2008, 12:44:16 PM
they aren't so new are they?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 01:12:13 PM
they aren't really kids, either, are they?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 22, 2008, 01:44:06 PM
Are those New Kids on the same block as Jenny from the Block?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 22, 2008, 01:46:47 PM
Who has a new kid?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 02:08:43 PM
Angalina and Brad will h ave two. But who likes the New Kids on the Block?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on May 22, 2008, 02:33:00 PM
New kids ?  We have new  neighbors  on the block ?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 22, 2008, 02:50:42 PM
Why did they always call Charlie Brown a Blockhead?  Wasn't his head pretty round?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 22, 2008, 02:53:23 PM
Aren't most heads kind of egg shaped?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 03:03:40 PM
Block heads, wheren't they those square headed guys in Gumby that always caused trouble?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 03:21:16 PM
Is anyone afraid of Gumby?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 03:41:53 PM
I loved Gumby. But wasn't his best friend a horse name pokie?
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Post by: SleepyArcher on May 22, 2008, 04:10:32 PM
What about the Pokey little Puppy?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on May 22, 2008, 04:21:28 PM
Do "Puppy Dog Eyes" really work?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on May 22, 2008, 04:25:32 PM
Excuse me sir, can you show me how this  thing works ?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 22, 2008, 04:58:24 PM
It's odd looking, What do you call this thingamagigger?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 22, 2008, 07:02:46 PM
Are you sure that's not a whatchamacallit ?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 22, 2008, 07:55:21 PM
isnt a whatchamacallit a candy bar? i like candy
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 22, 2008, 08:10:38 PM
Do you like Three Musketeers? That's my favorite.
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Post by: irish on May 22, 2008, 08:55:10 PM
Don't you just love Aremis? Wasn't he a lover of women??  :-*
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 23, 2008, 08:28:50 AM
Is it a bad thing that I don't know who Aremis is?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 23, 2008, 12:01:00 PM
which one is he?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 23, 2008, 12:11:28 PM
Aramis is the relegious one Isn't he?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 23, 2008, 12:14:30 PM
So he was religious and a lover of women?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 23, 2008, 12:42:10 PM
Isn't a woman's love a religious experience in itself?
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Post by: Element of Air on May 23, 2008, 12:47:25 PM
Who is this Aramis person? Are they are real person or a character?
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Post by: eloquentXI on May 23, 2008, 01:11:46 PM
There were Porthos, Athos, and Aramis, along with D'Artagnan pitted against Richelieu, correct?
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Post by: irish on May 23, 2008, 02:27:20 PM
Aramis, was played by Charlie Sheen.....????  :-*
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Post by: Dayna on May 23, 2008, 02:50:51 PM
Which version are You thinking of?

Everyone knows that Aramis was played by Richard Chamberlain, Cardinal Richlieu by Charlton Heston and Lady De Winter by Faye Dunaway!  Um... don't they?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 23, 2008, 06:19:40 PM
Who wants a Three Musketeers Bar?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 23, 2008, 08:26:37 PM
I'd love a 3 Musketeers Bar, Can I have a huge glass of milk to go with it?
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Post by: Margaret on May 23, 2008, 08:41:12 PM
Would you like chocoalte milk or white?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 23, 2008, 08:47:33 PM
Does chocolate milk really come from brown cows?
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Post by: Faire Fox on May 23, 2008, 09:33:43 PM
Does someone have a brown cow to milk?
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Post by: Tygrkat on May 23, 2008, 09:41:32 PM
Is there a strawberry cow for srtawberry milk?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 23, 2008, 10:18:32 PM
So why did the cow fly over the moon?
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Post by: Dayna on May 24, 2008, 12:24:40 AM
How can a cow fly if it doesn't have wings?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 24, 2008, 11:11:14 AM
Coach maybe? Because I don't think that they could afford first class!
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 24, 2008, 12:31:25 PM
coach what?
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Post by: Margaret on May 24, 2008, 02:49:58 PM
Coach?  Wasn't that a TV show?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 24, 2008, 02:57:10 PM
Was it a good show?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 24, 2008, 04:51:06 PM
Aren't coaches made from pumpkins?
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Post by: irish on May 24, 2008, 05:22:07 PM
Didn't "Peter, Peter, pumpkin eater"......eat the coach?   :P
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 24, 2008, 05:32:32 PM
No Peter, Peter didn't eat the coach, but didn't he keep her in a Pumpkin Shell and kept her very well?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 24, 2008, 05:42:46 PM
Peter, Peter was a sugar daddy?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on May 24, 2008, 06:03:07 PM
Do they still make sugar daddy?
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Post by: Rage on May 24, 2008, 09:11:27 PM
http://www.oldtimecandy.com/sugar-daddy.htm (http://www.oldtimecandy.com/sugar-daddy.htm)

Yes, are you going to order some?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on May 24, 2008, 10:04:41 PM
Why, weren't you going to get some for all?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 24, 2008, 11:24:02 PM
Would that be one for all, and all for one? Because then we'd be back to the three musketeers again wouldn't we?
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Post by: Margaret on May 25, 2008, 07:06:59 AM
I prefer the book over the candy bar, don't you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 25, 2008, 07:46:10 AM
A candy bar and a huge glass of milk sure would taste good wouldn't it?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 25, 2008, 10:25:12 AM
Does that bring us back around to the cow questions?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 25, 2008, 11:27:32 AM
But on the udder hand, if I read the book, it'll just go straight to moo thighs won't it?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 25, 2008, 11:32:18 AM
What kinds of questions do cows ask?
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Post by: Zoë on May 26, 2008, 10:09:25 AM
Would their questions happen to be about lactose intolerance?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM
How would a cow recognize intolerance anyway?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 26, 2008, 07:29:00 PM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on May 26, 2008, 10:32:06 AM
How would a cow recognize intolerance anyway?

Do cows recognize anything anyhoo?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 26, 2008, 07:47:53 PM
Anyhoo? Shouldn't that be "anyMOO"?  ;D
Or are we going to talk about owls now?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on May 26, 2008, 08:09:13 PM
Do brown cows yield yahoo?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 26, 2008, 09:08:37 PM
Does Yahoo yield email?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 26, 2008, 10:14:06 PM
Quote from: Escarlata on May 26, 2008, 09:08:37 PM
Does Yahoo yield email?

have we started a new lingo?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 27, 2008, 10:13:04 AM
What language were we speaking in?
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Post by: Margaret on May 27, 2008, 10:38:07 AM
It was techie speak wasn't it?
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Post by: Lord Figaro on May 27, 2008, 10:42:21 AM
Is this going to go down the "how now brown cow" road?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 27, 2008, 10:50:58 AM
Road ? What Road?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 27, 2008, 10:53:28 AM
Do we need to Follow the yellow Brick Road, or the Road less traveled, or maybe the Long and winding road?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 27, 2008, 11:05:04 AM
I don't know let's ask the spirits; spirits of the netherworld which road should we follow?

Regards,

CB
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 27, 2008, 11:28:42 AM
Why did that chicken just cross the road?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 27, 2008, 11:33:00 AM
Did he cross the road to escape the menacing looking farmer with a knife and a fork?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 27, 2008, 12:01:10 PM
Didn't he do it to get to the other side?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 27, 2008, 12:36:43 PM
What's on the other side?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 27, 2008, 01:46:06 PM
There's a chicken on the other side of the road?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 27, 2008, 01:57:35 PM
Which road?
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Post by: Margaret on May 27, 2008, 02:39:13 PM
Isn't it the one over there?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 27, 2008, 04:13:01 PM
No, I think it might be the one over there. Are we lost?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 27, 2008, 06:21:52 PM
Lost is a great show isnt it??? ;D
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Post by: eloquentXI on May 27, 2008, 06:30:56 PM
Lost used to have Dominic Monaghan in it, didn't it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 27, 2008, 07:51:04 PM
Isn't he a Hobbit?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 27, 2008, 07:56:33 PM
Hobbit? there are hobbits on Lost?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 27, 2008, 08:27:19 PM
We've lost a hobbit?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 27, 2008, 09:05:16 PM
Hobbits are lost on the island?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 27, 2008, 09:58:36 PM
Did the Hobbits go to Fantasy Island to visit Tattoo and Mr Rork?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 28, 2008, 08:48:54 AM
Do Hobbits have tattoos?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 28, 2008, 09:07:19 AM
Tattoo was a hobbit?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 28, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
I thought Tattoo was a Dwarf, but where was his beard?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 28, 2008, 10:14:08 AM
Do you think he shaved it off and gave it to the hobbit which made you think tattoo was a hobbit?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 28, 2008, 11:14:17 AM
But if Tattoo was a Hobbit, do you think Mr Rork was really Gandalf?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 28, 2008, 09:19:57 PM
What if Mr Rork was the hobbit and Tattoo was a brownie?
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Post by: eloquentXI on May 28, 2008, 09:48:00 PM
Who's making brownies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 28, 2008, 10:26:49 PM
Are they Hash brownies and Might I have one?
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Post by: Dracconia on May 28, 2008, 11:50:50 PM
Might you have a hash browine....why would you want one?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 29, 2008, 06:24:24 AM
Who said I'd only want one?
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Post by: Scotsman on May 29, 2008, 06:41:21 AM
Can I lick the bowl?
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Post by: KeeperoftheBar on May 29, 2008, 06:55:56 AM
Can you lick the bowl while bowling?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 29, 2008, 07:19:16 AM
So you want to like a brownie bowl while bowling? What did the brownies from Willow ever do to you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 29, 2008, 08:05:10 AM
What kind of bowling ball would a brownie use?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 29, 2008, 08:29:23 AM
My Brownie troop used to go bowling sometimes. Wouldn't a little girl use a pretty light bowling ball?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 29, 2008, 08:44:09 AM
What happens when the little girl drops a brownie on her toe?
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Post by: Lord Figaro on May 29, 2008, 09:09:11 AM
Would the calories leak out if it broke apart??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 29, 2008, 09:12:32 AM
ofcourse don't you know broken food loses calories? Don't they?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on May 29, 2008, 09:20:28 AM
I  thought he meant if the toes broke apart, did he not?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 29, 2008, 09:21:23 AM
Wouldn't it have to be a really big brownie to break someone's toes?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 29, 2008, 09:48:13 AM
are we talking about a girl or food?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 29, 2008, 09:51:53 AM
I think we are on the subject of food falling on a brownie, isn't it?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 29, 2008, 03:23:21 PM
Weren't we on the subject of a brownie falling on a food..I mean foot?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 29, 2008, 04:21:41 PM
What do you think would happen if a brownie fell into a giant brownie?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on May 29, 2008, 06:00:54 PM
Devil's food chocolate?
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Post by: eloquentXI on May 29, 2008, 06:16:03 PM
Hahaha (E, this is for you), who's definitely not sweet as devils food cake but actually the devil reincarnated?
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Post by: Dracconia on May 29, 2008, 07:06:20 PM
The Devil Reincarnated, have you met my mother in law?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 29, 2008, 07:32:50 PM
Can your Mother in law make brownies for all of us?
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Post by: Dracconia on May 29, 2008, 11:19:45 PM
My mother in law? Do you want food poisining?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 30, 2008, 08:38:32 AM
I've had food poisening once, how about you?
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Post by: Dracconia on May 30, 2008, 08:45:49 AM
Food Poisioning....ah yes when I was the food tester for The Queen, have you met her Majesty?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 30, 2008, 08:49:48 AM
Her Majesty? Do you mean Bonnie or Elizabeth?  :D
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Post by: Rage on May 30, 2008, 10:08:33 AM
Have you seen the food my future mother in-law makes?
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Post by: ladiedragon on May 30, 2008, 10:11:09 AM
how do i respond to that? ??? ;)
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Post by: Rage on May 30, 2008, 10:17:09 AM
I'm not sure, shes your mother and I have never complained about her cooking. Would you eat her brownies?  ;D
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Post by: Dracconia on May 30, 2008, 10:30:16 AM
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on May 30, 2008, 08:49:48 AM
Her Majesty? Do you mean Bonnie or Elizabeth?  :D


Oh....Bonnie of course! Who else?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 30, 2008, 10:52:52 AM
Bonnies your future Mother-in-law?
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Post by: mellingera on May 30, 2008, 12:14:37 PM
Are we all confused yet?  ???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 30, 2008, 12:49:58 PM
I live in a Land of confusion... isn't that why we are all here to get our questions answered?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 30, 2008, 01:30:38 PM
Isn't the answer to the question.........chocolate?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 30, 2008, 06:41:41 PM
I thought it was 42?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 30, 2008, 08:06:53 PM
Isn't 42 the answer to life, the universe and everything?
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Post by: Marietta Graziella on May 31, 2008, 10:11:17 AM
Is this topic still going?!?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 31, 2008, 11:43:36 AM
*frowning* we had a topic? was it a Hot Topic?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 31, 2008, 03:25:57 PM
Hot Topic, isn;t that a Hip clothing store for Punkers, goths, and metal heads?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 31, 2008, 03:35:03 PM
You mean for people with metal plates in their heads? I didn't know they had their own clothing store!
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Post by: Baron Doune on May 31, 2008, 05:57:22 PM
god I'm so confused...

Some only fake having metal in their heads don't they?  To live a better life?
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Post by: renren on May 31, 2008, 06:04:46 PM
Does that metal in the head improve radio reception? :D
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on May 31, 2008, 10:19:10 PM
Metal in the head? You have a steel toilet? That has a radio?
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Post by: mellingera on May 31, 2008, 10:23:16 PM
Quote from: NoBill Lurker on May 31, 2008, 10:19:10 PM
Metal in the head? You have a steel toilet? That has a radio?

Do thay make those with radios in them?
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Post by: Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia on May 31, 2008, 10:37:09 PM
Aren't there little men in the radio?
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Post by: Kiss-me-Kate on May 31, 2008, 10:46:49 PM
You mean they aren't in the tv?  Or turning the light on/off in my fridge when I open/close the door?

Is a frog's arsehole watertight?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on May 31, 2008, 11:53:34 PM
Wow!  That last one just came right out of the blue, didn't it?!?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 01, 2008, 07:42:23 AM
OH Blue is my favorite color. What about you?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 01, 2008, 01:17:46 PM
I thought that blue was a mostly dead parrot?
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Post by: festmum on June 01, 2008, 02:42:18 PM
Does Blue know he's a parrot?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 01, 2008, 03:09:14 PM
Does Blue have a clue and can you help her find it?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 01, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
Does Blue happen to know a big red dog?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on June 01, 2008, 08:51:38 PM
The real question is, does the big red dog want to know blue?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 01, 2008, 11:03:38 PM
Why is the dog red...and who is blue?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on June 02, 2008, 12:15:42 AM
Don't you know who the mug-diving, bodice-diving parrot is?
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Post by: Zoë on June 02, 2008, 01:08:26 AM
Why do I feel like I missed something?
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Post by: Marietta Graziella on June 02, 2008, 08:28:23 AM
If ya have to ask, do you really want to know?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 02, 2008, 08:46:06 AM
Want to know what?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 02, 2008, 08:53:37 AM
Who's on first?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on June 02, 2008, 12:50:03 PM
What?  (Or is he on Second?)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 02, 2008, 01:25:30 PM
Why would he want to go second?
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Post by: Rage on June 02, 2008, 01:26:52 PM
Why wouldn't he want to get to second? Isn't that blue main objective?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 02, 2008, 02:08:32 PM
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 02, 2008, 02:18:03 PM
Which kind, African or European?
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Post by: Poco the Pirate on June 02, 2008, 02:20:41 PM
Whats the difference between the African and the European?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 02, 2008, 02:53:40 PM
aren't the African swallows non-migratory?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 02, 2008, 03:07:28 PM
I don't think the African can carry a coconut, is that correct?
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Post by: Lord Dragonspyre on June 02, 2008, 03:20:01 PM
How do you know so much about swallows?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on June 02, 2008, 03:26:09 PM
Don't most pirates like wenches who do?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 02, 2008, 03:29:56 PM
Do you think Welsh Wench should know that?
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Post by: mellingera on June 02, 2008, 03:48:33 PM
Shouldn't everyone know that?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 02, 2008, 06:51:04 PM
How did I know that you all would know and therefore by showing you knew proving me right in knowing that I knew what I know I knew? How did I know? Do you know?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 02, 2008, 07:06:00 PM
Well, isn't it understood I'd know the ultimate 'bad boy'?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 02, 2008, 07:20:08 PM
Must be his boots isn't?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 02, 2008, 07:23:12 PM
Are they scuffy?  ;)
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Post by: eloquentXI on June 02, 2008, 07:28:12 PM
Remember if his boots were scuffy or if they were really shiny?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 02, 2008, 07:38:36 PM
Did I see my reflection?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 02, 2008, 07:52:56 PM
I thought you were suppose to leave the boots on? Or was that the hat?
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Post by: renren on June 02, 2008, 08:09:24 PM
Now, that depends on how you're going to do the deed,now..doesn't it?
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Post by: mellingera on June 02, 2008, 08:51:32 PM
Hmm, this is quickly heading for John's Inn, is it not?  :o
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Post by: renren on June 02, 2008, 08:54:53 PM
Pirates and John's Inn,a match made in heaven, isn't it? ;)
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 02, 2008, 08:56:11 PM
Are pirates allowed in heaven?
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Post by: renren on June 02, 2008, 08:58:19 PM
Why not? ???
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 02, 2008, 09:02:12 PM
aren't they kind of scoundrels?  :D ;)
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Post by: renren on June 02, 2008, 09:04:46 PM
Do I look like a moral compass?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 02, 2008, 10:16:15 PM
A compass, isn't that what Captain Jack had?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on June 02, 2008, 10:24:57 PM
Wasn't that the one that never pointed North, but only to the thing you desire the most?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on June 02, 2008, 10:25:49 PM
would it point north if your heart desired it?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 08:03:42 AM
If your heart fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it would the trees point and laugh?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 03, 2008, 08:41:44 AM
Trees that could point and laugh? Wouldn't those be Ents?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 03, 2008, 08:55:03 AM
ents? don't you mean ants?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 09:03:41 AM
or do your mean Aunts?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 03, 2008, 09:34:07 AM
Do Ents have aunts?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 09:41:16 AM
Ents, Aunts, and Ant's, which one is it?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 09:42:57 AM
Or is it all of them?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 10:49:43 AM
Or is it....... a shrubbery??
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 03, 2008, 10:53:58 AM
Is it a ...big....shrubbery?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 03, 2008, 10:58:07 AM
And can Captain Hook screw off the hook and install pruning shears?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 11:01:14 AM
Wouldn't he kinda look like Eward Scissorhands?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 03, 2008, 11:07:01 AM
Wouldn't that put an even bigger dent in his social life?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 03, 2008, 11:13:02 AM
And if he ran his fingers through your hair, would you walk away with a crewcut?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 11:20:19 AM
f your crew got cut, how would you steer your ship?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 03, 2008, 11:35:43 AM
Wouldn't it be difficult to steer a ship with pruning shears?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 11:39:33 AM
AH But the question is, Wouldn't it be more difficut to prune your shears with a ship?
'
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 11:40:46 AM
Wouldn't a ship look fantastic in the front yard?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 03, 2008, 11:40:50 AM
Isn't this game kind of addicting??  :P ::) ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 03, 2008, 11:44:20 AM
But would your yard be ship-shape?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 11:45:32 AM
Is there a support group for this kind of addiction?

Would a ship-shaped yard be hard to mow?
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Post by: festmum on June 03, 2008, 11:46:08 AM
Are you saying I'm shaped like a Ship? :o
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 11:53:20 AM
Or os your ship shaped like you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 12:53:13 PM
Why would a ship ne shaped like a ewe?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 01:03:10 PM
A ewe-shaped ship?  Bet that would really get someone's goat, huh?
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Post by: fluffy tail on June 03, 2008, 01:05:34 PM
Are you ewe?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 01:27:04 PM
Am I what?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 03, 2008, 01:30:54 PM
What are you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 03, 2008, 01:31:35 PM
Wouldn't that be 'you are Wat' ?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 01:32:32 PM
Who?
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Post by: Poco the Pirate on June 03, 2008, 02:05:24 PM
Weren't we talking about ewes?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 02:11:29 PM
Isn't that a baaaaaaaad idea with so many Scotsmen running around?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 02:33:23 PM
Why doesn't a Scotsman have zippers in their kilts?
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Post by: fluffy tail on June 03, 2008, 02:38:31 PM
Would a kilt with a zipper be a skirt?
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Post by: Escarlata on June 03, 2008, 02:47:14 PM
Isn't it a skirt if they wear something under it?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 03, 2008, 03:31:06 PM
Aren't Scotsmen supposed to wear undies under their kilts when a queen is in power?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 03:31:56 PM
Don't Scotsman wear sheep under their kilt even with a queen in power?
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Post by: Drake Starsong on June 03, 2008, 03:45:18 PM
Wouldn't that all depend on the queen in power?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 04:20:24 PM
If a Scotsman were a queen, could ewes stop being nervous?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 03, 2008, 04:22:29 PM
But if a Scotsman were a Queen then would he sing We are the Champions?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 04:24:34 PM
If you were Queen of the Champions (or Champion of the Queens), would you sing about it?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 04:28:10 PM
I would, you wouldn't? ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 03, 2008, 04:30:07 PM
And if it were the Queen of Argylle, would we be talking about socks?
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Post by: Lady Nicolette on June 03, 2008, 05:41:34 PM
If you were the Queen of Argylle, wouldn't you be walking about in socks instead of talking about them?
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Post by: Baron Doune on June 03, 2008, 06:22:37 PM
Does anybody, other than me still walk outside with socks on?  As in bare nakid feet?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 06:23:05 PM
Does all this talk about socks make us foot fetishists...ists...ists?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 06:24:15 PM
Do you want to be?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 06:26:53 PM
You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 03, 2008, 06:38:19 PM
Is that a problem?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 06:45:37 PM
What's it to ya?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 06:50:31 PM
You talkin' to me? ;)
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 03, 2008, 06:57:50 PM
What do you think?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 03, 2008, 07:46:40 PM
could there be a cat fight in the works?
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 03, 2008, 08:02:30 PM
Why couldn't there be?
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Post by: Escarlata on June 03, 2008, 08:19:21 PM
Where's the popcorn?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 03, 2008, 08:21:30 PM
Where's my camera?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on June 03, 2008, 08:32:16 PM
where are the cats?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 08:37:56 PM
If they are cats, they'd be sleeping, wouldn't they?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 03, 2008, 08:41:52 PM
But cats don't sleep at night?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
If the cats slept during the fight, wouldn't it be sorta boring?
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Post by: renren on June 03, 2008, 08:46:07 PM
Did anyone get pictures??
Videos??
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 03, 2008, 08:55:30 PM
D'ya think videos of fighting cats would be popular on the internets?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 03, 2008, 09:05:06 PM
Visual aides anyone?

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c353/Knoty-Dragon/cheez%20burger/biffbonk.gif)
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 03, 2008, 09:06:27 PM
I wonder who will laugh the hardest?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 03, 2008, 10:32:40 PM
How can two people have the same conversation...hear the same words...and leave with two different understandings of what was said?????
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2008, 06:25:56 AM
If two people are talking, is it two people or six people who are listening?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 04, 2008, 09:28:26 AM
How did we get from two to six?
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 04, 2008, 11:10:37 AM
Are numbers important?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2008, 11:19:08 AM
Wouldn't you like the numbers on your paycheck to be accurate?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 04, 2008, 11:22:25 AM
How accurate are is anything anymore?
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Post by: fluffy tail on June 04, 2008, 11:46:56 AM
Is anything more really less?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 04, 2008, 12:56:18 PM
Is anything less really more?
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Post by: renren on June 04, 2008, 01:41:40 PM
Why do we pay more for less, and less for more?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on June 04, 2008, 03:48:27 PM
Do you get around much any more ?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 04, 2008, 03:51:20 PM
I do yu get around, around here?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on June 04, 2008, 04:06:10 PM
Here? You did say turn  right here ?
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Post by: irish on June 04, 2008, 04:19:57 PM
You are here? But where am I?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 04, 2008, 04:42:50 PM
You are over there, but I have no idea where over there is, do you?
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Post by: irish on June 04, 2008, 07:27:31 PM
Is there here....or is here there?
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Post by: renren on June 04, 2008, 07:41:30 PM
Aren't funny things everywhere?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 04, 2008, 07:52:29 PM
What kind of things?
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Post by: renren on June 04, 2008, 07:57:32 PM
Oh..well, Dr. Suess kinds of things, aren't they the best kind of things?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 04, 2008, 08:45:30 PM
Do you like green eggs and ham?
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Post by: Rage on June 04, 2008, 09:28:01 PM
no but will you let us kidnap you again this year?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 04, 2008, 09:34:22 PM
I do not like green eggs and ham, I do not like them Sam I am. I would not could not in a house, I would not could not with a mouse. I do not like green eggs and ham. But would you, could you in a boat?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 05, 2008, 08:43:22 AM
I do not like them in a boat! Is it just the eggs that are green, or is it the ham too?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 05, 2008, 08:44:49 AM
Is green ham worse than green beer?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 05, 2008, 08:48:41 AM
depends on which one you think taste nastier. does the green bear taste nastier than the green ham?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 05, 2008, 09:21:18 AM
Is it just food colouring or is the ham really Molden moldy?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on June 05, 2008, 09:29:22 AM
Mother's love!  Molden mouldy ham?  Where's the Health Board?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 05, 2008, 09:32:12 AM
Forget the health board what about the FDA?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on June 05, 2008, 09:47:32 AM
You're calling in the Fairies & Dwarves Association?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 05, 2008, 10:08:14 AM
I know Dwarves have beards but, Don't fairies wear boots?
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Post by: *Teach* on June 05, 2008, 10:25:06 AM
Why would fairies need boots? Don't they fly?

*and more importantly, is there a rum fairy?*
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Post by: Poco the Pirate on June 05, 2008, 10:36:06 AM
If they do fly wouldn't their feet get cold? and isn't that a reason for boots?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 05, 2008, 10:41:23 AM
i didn't think Fairies wore shoes or much less boots has anyone ever seen one?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 05, 2008, 10:50:50 AM
Well didn't Ozzy once say "Faires wear boots and you gotta believe me"?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 05, 2008, 02:26:49 PM
Should I clap my hands if I believe him?
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Post by: renren on June 05, 2008, 02:28:22 PM
Are you happy, and you know it?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 05, 2008, 03:03:38 PM
If I didn't know it, would I really be happy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 05, 2008, 03:10:03 PM
And if you were happy, would that make you the Easter Bunny?
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Post by: renren on June 05, 2008, 03:13:51 PM
Happy?
Haven't you seen the video of the Easter Bunny that beats people up?
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Post by: SarviaRose on June 05, 2008, 04:00:38 PM
Have you seen the Easter special where IronTail returns?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 05, 2008, 04:24:52 PM
whats an irontail?
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Post by: Sir Gawain on June 05, 2008, 05:52:55 PM
Don't you mean a "frying pan"?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on June 05, 2008, 06:55:53 PM
Would the Easter Bunny be as loved by children if he hid frying pans on Easter morning?
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Post by: Capt Lucy on June 05, 2008, 07:16:32 PM
Would eggs be in the frying pan?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 05, 2008, 07:24:15 PM
But what about the BACON???
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Post by: Dracconia on June 06, 2008, 12:10:11 AM
Do you mean Kevin Bacon?
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on June 06, 2008, 12:30:10 AM
You mean the guy from Footloose ?
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Post by: eloquentXI on June 06, 2008, 12:44:26 AM
The movie where they race the tractors and break all the rules?
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Post by: renren on June 06, 2008, 12:59:24 AM
 You mean the movie where they wouldn't let the kids dance?
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Post by: CatAshtrophy on June 06, 2008, 01:35:55 AM
Am I the only one who hasn't seen this movie?
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Post by: Sir Gawain on June 06, 2008, 05:49:58 AM
wasn't he in Quicksilver also?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 06, 2008, 08:28:44 AM
Isn't it true that you gotta respect the Bacon?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 06, 2008, 09:12:30 AM
So if two cops get married, will they make bacon?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 06, 2008, 09:34:12 AM
Heck, anyone can make bacon. Can you make a pineapple upside down cake?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 06, 2008, 10:04:24 AM
Do you eat it upside down on a pineapple?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on June 06, 2008, 11:01:51 AM
Isn't it difficult to eat when you're upside down on a pineapple?
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Post by: festmum on June 06, 2008, 11:49:28 AM
Why would you eat a pineapple upside down?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 06, 2008, 11:52:59 AM
if your eating it upside down would that mean your food is going up or down?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 06, 2008, 11:59:46 AM
If you ate or drank upside down, wouldn't gravity pull it to your brain instead?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 06, 2008, 01:38:54 PM
I don't think having food go to your brain would be very good for you, would it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 06, 2008, 01:59:46 PM
Than why do people talk about brain food?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 06, 2008, 02:11:12 PM
Isn't brain food knowledge?
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Post by: mystycbob on June 06, 2008, 02:27:04 PM
If brain food is Knowledge, does that make it food for thought?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 06, 2008, 08:17:56 PM
How many calories are in knowledge?
Is it low in cholesterol?
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Post by: renren on June 06, 2008, 11:58:12 PM
Does it takes goo,or will you need lotsa ketchup?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 07, 2008, 01:12:32 AM
How did tomatoe sauce get the name ketchup? And who in the world decided the spelling?
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Post by: renren on June 07, 2008, 01:32:50 AM
Why is it sometimes spelled catsup? :o

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Post by: festmum on June 07, 2008, 01:07:38 PM
Did you ever think they're spelling it how they say it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 07, 2008, 02:39:48 PM
Rofl i bet the british are asking is it ketsup or catsup? what do you bet they blame it on the south?
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Post by: Sir Gawain on June 07, 2008, 04:23:46 PM
who else can we blame it on?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 07, 2008, 11:14:55 PM
damn Yankees?   ;D
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 08, 2008, 02:01:53 AM
Isn't that a given?
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Post by: Dracconia on June 08, 2008, 03:04:19 AM
Will no one ever answer a question on here?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 08, 2008, 09:24:40 AM
There's so many, How do I answer them all?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 08, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
Couldn't you answer just one?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 08, 2008, 02:14:30 PM
But if we answered one, we might end up answering them all, and would we really want that?
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Post by: festmum on June 08, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
Want what?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 08, 2008, 02:39:01 PM
Why would I want a what? Or would that be watt?  ;D
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Post by: festmum on June 08, 2008, 02:44:24 PM
Why do we have so many words in the english language that sound the same?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 08, 2008, 02:59:43 PM
And what is the proper word for words that are the same in spelling, but different in meaning?
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Post by: festmum on June 08, 2008, 03:21:51 PM
Do you mean somthing like,

Can you write rite on the right line to the right?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 08, 2008, 10:02:51 PM
aren't those called homonyms?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 09, 2008, 07:10:51 AM
Ain't she a smarty?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 09, 2008, 08:11:37 AM
Were Smarties originally called Sweet-Tarts?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 09, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Would not a Sweet-Tart be a nice sexually provocative or promiscuous woman?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 09, 2008, 09:01:43 AM
Quote from: Lady_Delaney on June 09, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Would not a Sweet-Tart be a nice sexually provocative or promiscuous woman?

Did anyone else get Riot's Disease reading that??  :D ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on June 09, 2008, 09:38:07 AM
Or would she be a Smartee-pants?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 09, 2008, 09:52:19 AM
With that groan, would you call it Pun-ishment?
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Post by: festmum on June 09, 2008, 11:09:08 AM
IF that was pun-ishment, would that make her the pun-isher? :-\
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 09, 2008, 11:17:47 AM
Or if she were a expert of puns, would that not make her a Pun-dit
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 09, 2008, 01:29:19 PM
Aren't you supposed to pun-t in these cases?
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Post by: festmum on June 09, 2008, 01:44:10 PM
Punt what?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 09, 2008, 02:25:46 PM
Isn't that a baseball term?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 09, 2008, 02:31:52 PM
No I think that punt is from soccer or is it hocky or could it be football?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 10, 2008, 08:39:33 AM
Isn't soccer called football in most countries?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 10, 2008, 08:45:44 AM
yes it's called football instead of soccer, why do we call american football football?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 10, 2008, 08:51:09 AM
Have you ever seen a ball shaped like a foot?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 10, 2008, 08:57:53 AM
I don't think a foot-shaped ball would roll or bounce very well, would it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 10, 2008, 09:32:28 AM
I think they call it foot ball because you kick it with your foot. But if that's the case, wouldn't soccer also be called football, and football Rugby?
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Post by: festmum on June 10, 2008, 11:53:37 AM
Isn't soccer already called football in the countries it originated in?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 10, 2008, 11:58:59 AM
Where did soccer originate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 10, 2008, 04:38:42 PM
Wasn't the original form of the game we call soccer played with an enemy's severed head?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 10, 2008, 04:41:59 PM
Which enemies severed head did they use?
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Post by: festmum on June 10, 2008, 09:42:24 PM
Did it really matter which head they used?
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Post by: renren on June 10, 2008, 10:09:59 PM
As long as it isn't mine,I'm okay...don't you agree?
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Post by: festmum on June 10, 2008, 10:53:25 PM
Is it necessary for me to agree?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 11, 2008, 08:27:49 AM
Should we agree to disagree?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 11, 2008, 08:46:39 AM
I think we've agreed to disagree, but can we keep this boat from sinking?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 11, 2008, 09:32:27 AM
I'll start bailing! Does anyone have a rag to plug the hole in the hull?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 11, 2008, 09:45:41 AM
Doesn't it matter how big the hole is before you can find a rag to plug it with?
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Post by: festmum on June 11, 2008, 10:33:44 AM
What if the rag is too small?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 11, 2008, 11:47:22 AM
Would someone stuff a rag in already?
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Post by: Dragonlord on June 11, 2008, 12:41:27 PM
Will this rag do?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 11, 2008, 01:28:50 PM
The rag is fine, but did anyone remember the pitch?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 11, 2008, 02:05:08 PM
Pitch? Why Pitch? Are we trying to burn the sinking boat we are standing in and trying to bail water out of?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 11, 2008, 02:51:01 PM
Pitch? Are we talking baseball again?  ??? ??? ;)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 11, 2008, 02:54:33 PM
Can we use a baseball to plug the whole of a burning boat?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 11, 2008, 02:57:40 PM
why don't we throw the ball. Can we take this shoe and stuff it in the hole?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 11, 2008, 03:40:53 PM
I think a ball would work better than a shoe, don't you?
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Post by: festmum on June 11, 2008, 06:34:37 PM
Is the hole big enough for a ball?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 11, 2008, 07:23:46 PM
I think that whole is getting bigger?
Who gotz the bucket?
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Post by: CatAshtrophy on June 11, 2008, 08:02:04 PM
Would a shoe do just as well as a bucket?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 11, 2008, 08:26:15 PM
Why would you use a shoe if you've got a bucket?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 11, 2008, 09:30:48 PM
what if their is a hole in the bucket dear Liza, dear Liza?
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Post by: irish on June 11, 2008, 09:48:59 PM
You named the bucket Liza?
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Post by: renren on June 11, 2008, 09:51:01 PM
What do you call your bucket,then?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on June 11, 2008, 11:39:54 PM
Does a bucket really need a name?
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Post by: festmum on June 12, 2008, 12:27:51 AM
And why are we discussing buckets? :-\ :o
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 12, 2008, 08:31:59 AM
I thought I was asking Liza what to do about the hole in my bucket, wasn't I?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 12, 2008, 08:59:01 AM
Shouldn't you fix it, dear Henry, dear Henry, the hole?
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Post by: festmum on June 12, 2008, 10:11:12 AM
Will straw do?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 12, 2008, 10:12:21 AM
Straw is ok in a punch, but wouldn't you prefer a feather bed?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 12, 2008, 10:12:59 AM
is it a downfilled feather bed?
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Post by: festmum on June 12, 2008, 10:50:12 AM
Seeing as I'm allergic to feathers, can we make it an Air Mattress or Water Bed?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 12, 2008, 11:21:29 AM
Couldn't we use an air mattress as a life raft?
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Post by: *Teach* on June 12, 2008, 11:27:02 AM
*I'd love to be on a life raft in the middle of a sea of rum right now...*
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 12, 2008, 02:47:16 PM
Wouldn't rather be in a yacht in a sea of rum, and have bathrooms?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 12, 2008, 04:49:09 PM
Wouldn't you still have to fix the hole in the bucket?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 12, 2008, 07:03:38 PM
But if you don't fix the whole in the bucket won't all of Teach's rum run out?
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Post by: festmum on June 12, 2008, 07:04:47 PM
With Teach, who needs a bucket???


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Post by: ladiedragon on June 12, 2008, 11:16:17 PM
Teach who what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 13, 2008, 06:38:57 AM
How you gonna Teach 'em down on the farm once they've seen Paree?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 13, 2008, 08:31:41 AM
Are you talking about Capn Teach or maybe it was Teech?
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Post by: festmum on June 13, 2008, 10:11:36 AM
Paree?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 13, 2008, 10:15:36 AM
Are we talking about Paris?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 13, 2008, 02:37:43 PM
If we're discussing Paris, Who's up for a trip to Paris?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 13, 2008, 04:29:04 PM
Why would I want a trip to see Paris, Don't you think she is a spoiled Hilton?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 13, 2008, 07:32:20 PM
Do you think Paris has ever stayed at a Hilton?
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Post by: captmarga on June 13, 2008, 09:42:09 PM
Would she find a suite not so sweet?
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Post by: *Teach* on June 13, 2008, 09:51:55 PM
*Sweet as a kiss from a lass who's been drinking rum*
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Post by: festmum on June 13, 2008, 10:11:43 PM
Will Prichard's Rum do?  (I think that is spelled right!) :P
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 13, 2008, 10:40:08 PM
Why do I think Teach is fixated on rum & kisses?
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Post by: festmum on June 13, 2008, 10:41:54 PM
Did he say something about kisses???   :-* :-* :-*
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 14, 2008, 11:24:47 AM
Have you tried the cherry cordial kisses?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 14, 2008, 03:37:20 PM
Do you think they're as good as the almond ones?
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Post by: irish on June 14, 2008, 11:15:02 PM
Don't you think, Almond Rocha, is better then almond kisses?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 15, 2008, 08:28:03 AM
How does one get kissed by an Almond?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 15, 2008, 12:16:45 PM
Maybe kissed with almond extract?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 15, 2008, 03:33:32 PM
Who invented the extaction process?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 16, 2008, 08:36:33 AM
Why does there always have to be a process for everything?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 16, 2008, 11:45:02 AM
What's the process for creating a  process?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 16, 2008, 01:20:08 PM
What is the meaning of being?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 16, 2008, 01:22:18 PM
Do we have to fill out a TPS report on any process?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on June 16, 2008, 02:07:17 PM
TPS? Immigration papers?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 16, 2008, 02:29:31 PM
imagration? are you moving somewhere new?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 16, 2008, 02:39:44 PM
Do you know some place?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 16, 2008, 02:41:32 PM
Some place to move to? Do we need TPS reports for that too?
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Post by: irish on June 16, 2008, 04:20:44 PM
Did I "TPS", over?  :P
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 17, 2008, 08:54:50 AM
Why are we talking about Toilet Paper?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 17, 2008, 01:20:01 PM
Isn't it a reference to the movie "Office Space"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 17, 2008, 06:25:30 PM
Office space? Is the toilet paper in the office space?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 18, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
Did I hear that the office space got TP'd
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 18, 2008, 03:42:54 PM
Lady D are you tp-ing peoples office spaces?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 18, 2008, 04:10:59 PM
Nah, Tis not I, Be it beeboy doing the TPing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 19, 2008, 08:21:06 AM
I thought her name was T'Pau?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 19, 2008, 08:35:13 AM
T'Pau? what? who names thier child that or even themselves?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on June 19, 2008, 08:40:34 AM
Isn't T'Pau a Vulcan name?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 19, 2008, 08:41:48 AM
Isn't she the woman who spurned Spock?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on June 19, 2008, 10:04:21 AM
Maybe one day a chicken will be born which tastes like beef and people will then have to ask "Does it taste like beef?"

Regards,

CB
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 19, 2008, 03:04:38 PM
Is anyone else tired of being broke?
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Post by: Count Adolfo on June 19, 2008, 03:35:58 PM
Is there anything other than being broke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 19, 2008, 03:44:32 PM
So Exactly which part of you is broke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 19, 2008, 05:33:49 PM
Other than my bank account, do you really want to know?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 19, 2008, 07:00:05 PM
So when do we get to vote ourselves a Raise like Congress does?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on June 19, 2008, 10:21:34 PM
Raise?  Broke?  Why bother worrying?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 20, 2008, 02:44:12 AM
worrying? who's worrying?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 20, 2008, 02:57:14 PM
The real question is, Who's not worrying?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 20, 2008, 06:31:08 PM
Are you worrying? I'm not worrying !
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 21, 2008, 01:48:48 AM
Why are you worrying when you have Faire?
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Post by: irish on June 21, 2008, 09:00:14 AM
Faire? Faire? FAIRE? Did someone mention....FAIREEEEE??????  ;D
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Post by: Lady Amy of York on June 21, 2008, 11:19:53 AM
Is this a fair discussion about  the  fares   at   faires   ?
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Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on June 21, 2008, 12:15:54 PM
Speaking about the fare at faire, why isn't there more healthy food (like not fried) there as a choice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 21, 2008, 01:28:02 PM
To faire worry or not to faire worry - THAT IS THE QUESTION!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on June 21, 2008, 07:23:06 PM
Isn't that more of a statement?
::)
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Post by: captmarga on June 21, 2008, 08:08:25 PM
What does one do when faire is not in session?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 21, 2008, 08:34:46 PM
Pay down the plastic for next faire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on June 21, 2008, 09:23:01 PM
Why can't we just travel all around the whole U.S. so there's never NOT a faire season?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 22, 2008, 05:15:50 PM
Why can't we win the lottery so we can make a faire every weekend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 22, 2008, 06:52:32 PM
Are we talking about rules or hearts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on June 22, 2008, 09:05:35 PM
Are we talking about the "Heart of the Faire" or "Affairs of the Heart"?
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Post by: renren on June 22, 2008, 10:18:51 PM
can we talk about both?
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Post by: captmarga on June 22, 2008, 10:57:37 PM
Should we do so with loud Huzzahs shouted from rooftops?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2008, 06:38:30 AM
How do you get to the rooftop without a ladder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 23, 2008, 06:47:02 AM
Can we climb the trellis or will the thorns prick us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 23, 2008, 07:58:14 AM
Are we drunk enough to feel the thorns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 23, 2008, 10:26:37 AM
Must we be drunk on Loki or just high on life?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 23, 2008, 11:17:13 AM
Do you have to get stoned to get high on life, or just climb Mt Everest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 23, 2008, 12:33:41 PM
Wouldn't you get really cold climbing to the top of Everest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 23, 2008, 02:31:41 PM
Would you even remember climbing Mt. Everest if you were high?
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Post by: *Teach* on June 23, 2008, 02:32:44 PM
*High on Rum?*
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 23, 2008, 03:11:44 PM
Am I the only one who thinks a nice soft sofa to land on is much nicer than a rock?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 23, 2008, 05:11:25 PM
Didn't the Flintstones have rock sofa's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 23, 2008, 06:55:45 PM
Wouldn't a stone sofa be rather cold to sit on in the winter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 23, 2008, 08:41:26 PM
Couldn't you build a fireplace into the backside of rock sofa to keep it warm?????
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Post by: captmarga on June 23, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
Can you add in built in marshmallow forks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 24, 2008, 01:46:37 AM
wouldn't you poke yourself if one of those forks came loose?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 24, 2008, 08:37:45 AM
Wouldn't you rather use a fork for some chocolate cake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 24, 2008, 09:41:18 AM
Do you want to have your cake and eat it too. Or is it Eat your cake and have it too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 24, 2008, 10:36:03 AM
Does it involve double chocolate?
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Post by: festmum on June 24, 2008, 10:37:57 AM
MMMmmm , what about DARK Chocolate? :)
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on June 24, 2008, 01:51:42 PM
Does it have raspberry filling and white chocolate on top?
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Post by: irish on June 24, 2008, 02:26:16 PM
STOP, talking about it and pass me a slice??? :P
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 24, 2008, 03:56:39 PM
Is there ice cream, too?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on June 24, 2008, 04:02:37 PM
Ice Cream Too?  Would you settle for Ice Cream Number One?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 24, 2008, 04:11:31 PM
What is an Ice Creame number one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 24, 2008, 04:36:20 PM
Is that something on the Baskin Robbins menu that means one scoop of Pistachio-Almond ice cream in a waffle cone?
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Post by: festmum on June 24, 2008, 06:06:45 PM
Wouldn't Cognac icecream be even better? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 24, 2008, 06:19:53 PM
Hell, wouldn't just a snifter of Cognac be better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 24, 2008, 09:40:33 PM
Has anyone else ever tried Jack Daniels Ice Cream cake???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 24, 2008, 10:24:12 PM
Can you buy it in a dry county?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 24, 2008, 11:26:36 PM
If its ice cream, is it still 'wet'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on June 24, 2008, 11:44:27 PM
Shall I dump it on you and let you find out?   ;)
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 25, 2008, 02:09:18 AM
Are we getting kinky now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on June 25, 2008, 09:18:38 AM
Kinky?  Are you referring to sticky armour?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: irish on June 25, 2008, 10:55:42 AM
Does the good Knight, need help removing his kinky armour??   ::)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 25, 2008, 11:07:53 AM
Is kinky armor the same as rusty armor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 25, 2008, 12:43:31 PM
Is it the same as a rusty zipper?  ???

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Post by: Rage on June 25, 2008, 12:48:59 PM
Rust is the common name for a very common compound, iron oxide. Iron oxide, the chemical Fe2O3, is common because iron combines very readily with oxygen -- so readily, in fact, that pure iron is only rarely found in nature. Iron (or steel) rusting is an example of corrosion -- an electrochemical process involving an anode (a piece of metal that readily gives up electrons), an electrolyte (a liquid that helps electrons move) and a cathode (a piece of metal that readily accepts electrons). When a piece of metal corrodes, the electrolyte helps provide oxygen to the anode. As oxygen combines with the metal, electrons are liberated. When they flow through the electrolyte to the cathode, the metal of the anode disappears, swept away by the electrical flow or converted into metal cations in a form such as rust.

For iron to become iron oxide, three things are required: iron, water and oxygen. Here's what happens when the three get together:

When a drop of water hits an iron object, two things begin to happen almost immediately. First, the water, a good electrolyte, combines with carbon dioxide in the air to form a weak carbonic acid, an even better electrolyte. As the acid is formed and the iron dissolved, some of the water will begin to break down into its component pieces -- hydrogen and oxygen. The free oxygen and dissolved iron bond into iron oxide, in the process freeing electrons. The electrons liberated from the anode portion of the iron flow to the cathode, which may be a piece of a metal less electrically reactive than iron, or another point on the piece of iron itself.

The chemical compounds found in liquids like acid rain, seawater and the salt-loaded spray from snow-belt roads make them better electrolytes than pure water, allowing their presence to speed the process of rusting on iron and other forms of corrosion on other metals.

So yes it would be similar.

Why is everyone looking at me? Did I say something geeky?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on June 25, 2008, 12:52:24 PM
Did anything interesting happen while I was falling asleep reading that last question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 25, 2008, 12:54:46 PM
Should we shoot Rage now for that lengthy post detailing rust?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 25, 2008, 01:27:51 PM
Walk the plank for boring a fellow pirate or be shot by a lady.....which should I choose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 25, 2008, 02:46:41 PM
If you walk the plank, will he still be bored?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 25, 2008, 03:07:14 PM
Wouldn't shooting him end everyone's boredom of reading his post?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on June 25, 2008, 03:49:29 PM
Wouldn't just skiping it be less messy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 25, 2008, 06:56:48 PM
Nope because the post would still be there. Are you a good shot Delany? Wouldn't you be embarrassed if shot me and I lived through it?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on June 25, 2008, 08:26:21 PM
But what if she was using a cannon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on June 25, 2008, 08:27:49 PM
Then I would have to be real quick or really lucky wouldn't I.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia on June 25, 2008, 09:27:39 PM
How lucky are you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 25, 2008, 09:44:50 PM
How are we defining Lucky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 25, 2008, 10:18:59 PM
If a rabbit's foot is so lucky, why did the rabbit lose it in the first place?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on June 25, 2008, 10:28:16 PM
Would that mean rabbits are pushing themselves about on little carts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 26, 2008, 09:02:03 PM
Do rabbit carts look anything like dog-carts??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 27, 2008, 08:41:43 AM
Does a rabbit use a cart to collect carrots, or maybe to deliver colored eggs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 27, 2008, 08:46:49 AM
And does it run on bunny 'jelly beans'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 27, 2008, 09:06:00 AM
I've never seen those, are they gummi bears?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 27, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
Will they stick to the collar of your shirt if you lick them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 27, 2008, 11:37:58 AM
Why would you like them then stick them to your collar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Poco the Pirate on June 27, 2008, 11:55:26 AM
Wouldn't they leave a mark on the collar of your shirt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 27, 2008, 11:57:50 AM
Couldn't we use lemon-freshened borax to lift the jelly bean mark?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 27, 2008, 08:10:35 PM
They still make Borax?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cloverpogue on June 27, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
Did you know that Borax was a prize on 'Let's Make a Deal'?
(yes, I remember that show, ha!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Donna on June 27, 2008, 08:56:49 PM
Is Monty Hall even around anymore?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 27, 2008, 09:27:55 PM
Monty Haul, Isn't that what you used to call a dungeon master who gave out to much stuff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: irish on June 27, 2008, 10:44:27 PM
Master Monty making deals??  :P
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 28, 2008, 08:49:09 AM
Maybe when the Price is Right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 28, 2008, 09:47:35 AM
Price for what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 28, 2008, 03:47:19 PM
Borax on Let's Make a Deal! Wasn't you listening? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 28, 2008, 04:33:35 PM
Why? What's going on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 29, 2008, 01:19:36 AM
Have I missed something important?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 29, 2008, 06:54:13 AM
Is missing something important in Mundane topics an oxymoron?

*Not Oxydol, another fine detergent!*
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 29, 2008, 10:07:22 AM
Like Youth Authority, or Army Intelligence?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2008, 10:55:47 AM
Since when did Army intelligence have anything to do with detergent?

;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 29, 2008, 08:11:56 PM
Didn't Army Intelligence SCRUB that last plan?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: irish on June 29, 2008, 08:59:22 PM
Didn't the Army use Borax to SCRUB, or was that Boris? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 29, 2008, 11:42:17 PM
Are we talking abour SCRUBs or SCUDs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2008, 08:13:30 AM
I thought only medical people wore scrubs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 30, 2008, 08:46:42 AM
And do they have to scrub or can they just pre-soak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Marietta Graziella on June 30, 2008, 09:15:40 AM
If they soak in Palmolive, will it soften their hands before doing surgery?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 30, 2008, 09:55:04 AM
Will it cut grease?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on June 30, 2008, 10:22:37 AM
Will the grease file a personal injury lawsuit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 30, 2008, 11:05:57 AM
Was the grease injured or did it do the injury?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2008, 11:27:31 AM
Or was the grease in cahoots with the lawyer's hairdresser?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on June 30, 2008, 11:49:35 AM
Don't you all mean greaser with his hair all slicked back 50's style?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 30, 2008, 12:53:19 PM
Is Grease the time, the place, the motion?
Is Grease is the way we are feeling?

*slips into a Pink Ladies jacket*
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on June 30, 2008, 02:12:51 PM
Does one really want to feel grease?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Donna on June 30, 2008, 08:39:51 PM
If you don't grease the pan will the cake stick to it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on June 30, 2008, 08:58:56 PM
Is this where we get Potstickers from?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 30, 2008, 10:27:45 PM
Aren't the labels on new cookware pot-stickers? :P
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 30, 2008, 11:54:11 PM
Why is it nearly impossible to remove those stickers???
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 01, 2008, 02:19:53 AM
why do they leave all that glue behind once you do remove them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on July 01, 2008, 07:35:21 AM
If they can make edible underwear, why can' t they make edible glue?

Not that I know anything about that.....
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 01, 2008, 07:57:57 AM
Don't stamps and envelopes have edible glue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on July 01, 2008, 08:51:45 AM
Is overcooked pasta a form of edible glue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 01, 2008, 09:34:51 AM
Isn't Jello and Elmers glue made from horse hooves?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 01, 2008, 10:15:44 AM
What decade are you stuck (snicker) in???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 01, 2008, 10:37:02 AM
Should I post the chemical composition of Elmer's glue, no wait didn't I get in trouble for something like that before?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 01, 2008, 10:39:34 AM
So, when are you not getting into trouble?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 01, 2008, 10:40:26 AM
Do we really want to go through the "sink or shoot" discussion again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 01, 2008, 10:44:55 AM
Nope, I try not to repeat the same mistake when there are so many new mistakes out there commit. Should I revive Trouble Inc?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 01, 2008, 11:07:44 AM
Did that remind anyone of Monsters, Inc?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 01, 2008, 05:22:39 PM
That the one with screaming baby power?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 01, 2008, 05:46:38 PM
Don't all babies have that scream power?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 01, 2008, 08:58:31 PM
Do you wish they made no-scream paste to go with the Bodreaux Butt Paste?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 02, 2008, 02:16:33 PM
say what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on July 02, 2008, 03:09:43 PM
Can't I say whaterver I want?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: irish on July 02, 2008, 03:32:38 PM
What do you want to say??  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on July 02, 2008, 04:21:03 PM
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladened sparrow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 02, 2008, 05:06:53 PM
What kind, African or European?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 02, 2008, 06:14:14 PM
Is it carrying a coconut?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Marietta Graziella on July 02, 2008, 06:46:43 PM
Didn't we already go thru this entire series a few pages back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 02, 2008, 08:23:44 PM
A few pages back? What book was that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on July 02, 2008, 09:10:18 PM
Isn't a book a novel idea?  ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 02, 2008, 10:01:23 PM
Isn't the idea good enough for another novel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 02, 2008, 11:15:02 PM
Are we using regular rules of writing in this novel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 03, 2008, 03:42:06 PM
When did we start writing a novel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: *Teach* on July 03, 2008, 03:45:28 PM
*can it be a novel about a bottle of rum and his adventures?*
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 03, 2008, 04:15:33 PM
How about an adventurer with a talking bottle of rum?
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Post by: festmum on July 03, 2008, 07:24:01 PM
Could we make it an adventure in a giant rum bottle?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 03, 2008, 08:03:52 PM
Can we drink all the rum first?
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Post by: Tami MacLeod on July 03, 2008, 08:55:10 PM
But if we drink all the rum, where do we get more from?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 04, 2008, 02:42:10 AM
If we did get more rum, what kind should it be?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 04, 2008, 07:49:35 AM
Is the best kind of rum free?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 04, 2008, 08:11:02 AM
Isn't the best kind of rum that which is shared with a sexy pirate?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 04, 2008, 08:24:24 AM
How did you know I had rum to share?  :D
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Post by: festmum on July 04, 2008, 08:41:16 AM
Who said she was talking about you?   ;)
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Post by: Hoowil on July 04, 2008, 10:15:14 AM
Is it the free rum that makes a pirate sexy?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 04, 2008, 02:58:50 PM
Sexy pirates, is he on the ship?
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Post by: festmum on July 04, 2008, 03:24:37 PM
What ship?
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Post by: Lady Donna on July 04, 2008, 08:09:03 PM
Is there really a ship with sexy pirates AND free rum?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 04, 2008, 08:11:12 PM
Has no one heard of El Lobo del Mar (http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=353.0)?
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Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on July 04, 2008, 08:47:18 PM
Did you know that there is a fondue restaurant in Hialeah, Florida named El Lobo Del Mar?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 04, 2008, 08:48:38 PM
Can Wenchie and I get royalties?  ;D
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 04, 2008, 09:10:41 PM
Can I get some fondue?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 04, 2008, 09:16:27 PM
Can I get treated like royalty, or at least a two-for-one frozen Mudslide?
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Post by: captmarga on July 04, 2008, 10:59:56 PM
Did someone mention frozen desserts?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 05, 2008, 12:13:20 AM
Can a dessert be made with vodka, Kahlua and Bailey's?
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Post by: renren on July 05, 2008, 12:17:01 AM
Why not?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 12:22:02 AM
Didn't I steal one of those from you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 05, 2008, 07:48:27 AM
Well if you did, shouldn't you give it back?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 05, 2008, 09:47:48 AM
What if it was already ingested?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 05, 2008, 11:31:19 AM
How about if he just repays in kind?
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Post by: festmum on July 05, 2008, 01:05:58 PM
What is it we're repaying?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 05, 2008, 08:29:56 PM
Why repay? Don't you just take it anyway?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 08:57:57 PM
Does it count that I bought a replacement, even if I drank half of that one too?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 05, 2008, 09:05:11 PM
Does it count that I ended up drinking 2.5 of it and the bartender doubled the liquor up?
Bless him...
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Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on July 05, 2008, 09:14:18 PM
Wasn't that the drink that had someone giggling most of the night?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 05, 2008, 11:12:23 PM
Was this--
(a) a gypsy
(b) a wench
(c) a pirate
(d) all of the above?

;D
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 05, 2008, 11:46:28 PM
Can I plead guilty just so I can rat out the other two?  :D ;) ;D
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Post by: captmarga on July 06, 2008, 12:21:31 AM
Is one of those two a mechanic?
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Post by: renren on July 06, 2008, 01:03:11 AM
Was something broken?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 06, 2008, 09:00:07 AM
Can a mechanic fix a broken heart?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 06, 2008, 09:49:29 AM
What if it's not broken, but just broken in?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 06, 2008, 11:34:05 AM
If it is broken in, is it comfy-cozy or need to be thrown away?
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Post by: festmum on July 06, 2008, 11:34:55 AM
Who ever heard of a "throw away" heart?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 06, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
Couldn't you at least use it for catfish bait instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 06, 2008, 02:48:56 PM
Who makes the best catfish bait?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 06, 2008, 03:36:04 PM
wouldn't an old pirates leg make the best bait for catfish?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 06, 2008, 05:25:43 PM
Wouldn't Meow Mix be even better?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 06, 2008, 05:35:37 PM
Meow Mix for catfish?  Why didn't I think of that?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 06, 2008, 06:30:46 PM
Given that line of thinking, if you throw out a blanket will you catch a cold?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 07, 2008, 08:52:52 AM
Don't they say you'll catch a cold from wet socks?
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Post by: festmum on July 07, 2008, 09:02:32 AM
Who wants to catch cold?  Don't you like the warmth instead?
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Post by: Lady Aldyth on July 07, 2008, 12:38:53 PM
How much warmth is too warm? Does anyone remember opening weekend at MDRF 2007?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 07, 2008, 01:56:24 PM
Didn't go, How was it?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 07, 2008, 05:11:38 PM
It was so hot and aren't you sorry you didn't go and sweat to death?
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Post by: festmum on July 07, 2008, 08:16:44 PM
If I went, would I have to sweat to death? >:(
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 07, 2008, 08:51:34 PM
Do you have a bodice chiller?
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Post by: Cloverpogue on July 07, 2008, 10:16:24 PM
Do they make bodice chillers that won't melt?  :D
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Post by: Hoowil on July 07, 2008, 10:37:54 PM
Do you want one that works?
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Post by: captmarga on July 07, 2008, 11:34:45 PM
Um, er, have you actually SEEN some of the bodice chillers out there???
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Post by: Hoowil on July 08, 2008, 12:14:21 AM
The ones filled with beer?
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Post by: Valiss on July 08, 2008, 12:20:32 AM
Is there any other kind?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 08, 2008, 06:49:40 AM
How did we get back on beer?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 08, 2008, 09:02:45 AM
Beer, Can't we change an E to a A and make it about Bears?
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Post by: captmarga on July 08, 2008, 09:29:23 AM
Snuggly bears or huggy bears?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 08, 2008, 09:34:32 AM
or maybe Gummy bears?
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Post by: Valiss on July 08, 2008, 09:43:15 AM
Is this some kind of gummy animal rights angle you got going here?
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Post by: captmarga on July 08, 2008, 10:18:25 PM
So this includes the right *not* to be licked and stuck to the collar of one's polo shirt?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 08, 2008, 10:41:03 PM
There's something wrong with being licked?
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Post by: captmarga on July 09, 2008, 12:32:08 AM
Not at all, but would you like to be stuck on a collar of a shirt... or worse put through a washing machine???
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Post by: Hoowil on July 09, 2008, 12:34:03 AM
Would it count as an anual bath?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 09, 2008, 02:30:53 AM
Why would it be just a collar and not the rest of you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 09, 2008, 08:31:37 AM
Would running Gummies through the ringer make them Jello?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 09, 2008, 09:10:15 AM
Who would want to wear a jello collar?
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Post by: festmum on July 09, 2008, 09:57:14 AM
Did anyone mention a jello collar?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 09, 2008, 10:07:25 AM
Is it related to jello shots?
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Post by: captmarga on July 09, 2008, 10:28:45 AM
Would you rather have a slice of Jello Cake?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 09, 2008, 11:18:57 AM
would the jello cake have rum shots mixed in?
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Post by: Valiss on July 09, 2008, 11:25:17 AM
Is there anything rum shots can't do?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 09, 2008, 01:09:39 PM
Have you been hearing rum shots talking again?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 09, 2008, 02:07:23 PM
What happend to the gummies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 09, 2008, 02:10:32 PM
How do you think rum flavored gummies would sell?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 09, 2008, 04:38:14 PM
Would they taste like Vodka gummies?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on July 09, 2008, 07:52:10 PM
Do Vodka and Rum taste alike?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 09, 2008, 11:12:42 PM
would you get drunk eating too many rum and vodka flavored gummies?
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Post by: captmarga on July 10, 2008, 01:42:07 AM
Where can one buy these yummy gummy treats?
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Post by: Lady Aldyth on July 10, 2008, 06:09:55 AM
Does anyone here have any treats for me?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 10, 2008, 06:41:04 AM
Will you do a trick for a treat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 10, 2008, 07:41:51 AM
Wouldn't the "Trick" be the "Treat"?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 08:35:09 AM
What costume are you going to where when you do the Trick or Treat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 10, 2008, 08:39:35 AM
Costume? Who's wearing a costume?
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Post by: captmarga on July 10, 2008, 10:04:32 AM
Would being completely covered in stuck-on gummy bears constitute a costume?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 11:19:30 AM
If you went with a bunch of stuck on Gummies as a costume, wouldn't you be afraid of a Gummie Starved individual trying to eat you?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 10, 2008, 11:50:49 AM
Wouldn't you only wear gummies if you wanted a Teer to show off his debauchery skills?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 10, 2008, 12:03:29 PM
Wouldn't whipped cream and cherries be more fun?  ;)
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 10, 2008, 12:29:50 PM
Are whipped cream and cherries as good as I have heard?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 10, 2008, 12:33:23 PM
Since whipped cream curdles at body tempurature, wouldn't Cool-Whip be more acceptable because it is non-dairy?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 12:34:07 PM
And you know this how?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 10, 2008, 01:10:30 PM
Can Purple Dragon answer that question without getting us kicked down to John's Inn? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 10, 2008, 01:12:46 PM
Does John's Inn have a wine list I would find acceptable?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 10, 2008, 01:20:50 PM
What if I don't like wine? Can I have other drinks?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 10, 2008, 01:40:46 PM
Does this give a new meaning to 'whining and dining'?

*and perish the thought that you keep whipped cream on long enough the curdle!*
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 01:45:28 PM
If you whine about the dinner, would that also not be whinning and dinning
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 10, 2008, 02:13:09 PM
Does Lady de Laney really want to know how I know that?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 02:26:46 PM
You wouldn't tell me in this thread if I did would you?

Am I BAD? Yes, I'M  :)  :)  :)  ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 10, 2008, 02:29:16 PM
So why did the general reveal his secrets anyway?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 10, 2008, 02:55:02 PM
Pillow talk?  :-*
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 03:02:57 PM
How does one talk to their pillow and get it to answer?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 10, 2008, 03:08:09 PM
Isn't wenchie referring to something else?
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Post by: Madge Estes on July 10, 2008, 03:30:58 PM
Isn't she always?
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Post by: Valiss on July 10, 2008, 03:32:05 PM
What else is there to say?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on July 10, 2008, 03:33:47 PM
Umm..pucker up, Buttercup?  :-*
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 10, 2008, 03:35:18 PM
As you wish?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 04:02:40 PM
But I don't wish to pucker-up like a Buttercup... Do You?
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Post by: Valiss on July 10, 2008, 04:04:17 PM
Who would ask such a question?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 04:36:22 PM
Do you think wenchies mind is in the gutter?
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Post by: Valiss on July 10, 2008, 04:40:13 PM
Is there anywhere else it could be?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 10, 2008, 05:14:06 PM
I think she might disagree, don't you?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on July 10, 2008, 08:57:20 PM
If there was water in said gutter would that count as brain washing?
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Post by: Once Debauched on July 10, 2008, 09:09:05 PM
Depends, is there soap in the gutter?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 10, 2008, 09:12:08 PM
If not, wouldn't that just be brain *flushing*?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 10, 2008, 10:30:32 PM
What exactly is brain flushing?
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Post by: captmarga on July 10, 2008, 10:54:09 PM
Is it related to the use of Mental Floss?
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Post by: Valiss on July 10, 2008, 11:14:16 PM
Is mental floss anything like butt floss?
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Post by: festmum on July 10, 2008, 11:14:44 PM
Why are we talking about floss at all?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 11, 2008, 12:23:43 AM
Is floss the word only for Wednesdays?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on July 11, 2008, 05:56:57 AM
Is there a word of the day now?
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Post by: festmum on July 11, 2008, 07:45:46 AM
Which day are we talking about?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 07:54:08 AM
How does a buttercup pucker-up?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 08:40:55 AM
Can we please change the subject?
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Post by: Madge Estes on July 11, 2008, 09:20:32 AM
Waht do you want to discuss?
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Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 09:24:19 AM
Have you ever heard of miracle fruit?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 11, 2008, 09:41:35 AM
Isn't that beans you're referring to?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 09:58:59 AM
What would you prefer we discuss?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 10:57:33 AM
Someone mentioned beans, how about that?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 11:01:38 AM
What type of beans do you prefer?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 11, 2008, 11:59:26 AM
Are they going to be cooked?
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Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 12:01:16 PM
Would you cook a fruit?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 12:16:45 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the fruit?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 11, 2008, 12:24:38 PM
Don't you cook fruit pies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 12:25:17 PM
But a bean's not a fruit... is it?
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Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 12:28:53 PM
Aren't we were talking about Mircale Fruit (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_fruit) (clicky) and not Beans?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 01:37:54 PM
So beans aren't a fruit then, and a mircle fruit is a lemon?
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Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 01:38:44 PM
Havent you heard that eating Mircale Fruit make everything taste wierd for a couple of hours?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 11, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
So what exactly is a bean?
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Post by: ladiedragon on July 11, 2008, 01:59:15 PM
isnt a bean a legume?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 02:00:13 PM
Isn't the legume the family the peanut belongs to??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 02:10:55 PM
So if a bean and a peanut are related, can you make beanbutter or peanut chili?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 11, 2008, 02:21:07 PM
Would you want to eat peanut chili?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 11, 2008, 02:22:16 PM
..and Beanbutter? Are you trying to make me sick?? :P
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 02:26:22 PM
Couldn't refried beans sub for beanbutter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 02:45:42 PM
Dont you prefer applebutter anyway?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 11, 2008, 03:08:15 PM
Why do they call it applebutter. Isn't it more like purraid apples?
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Post by: Valiss on July 11, 2008, 03:20:51 PM
Is this a science class?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on July 11, 2008, 03:59:37 PM
Does a monkey eat banana's?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 11, 2008, 09:59:53 PM
Do bananas really digest well in monkeys?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 11, 2008, 10:13:17 PM
Or do banana digest monkeys?
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Post by: Once Debauched on July 11, 2008, 11:24:45 PM
Is anybody else hungry?
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Post by: captmarga on July 11, 2008, 11:50:15 PM
Are we talking fried monkey and bananas on the menu?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on July 12, 2008, 12:00:05 AM
Mmmmm...fried monkey, where do they sell that? :P
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Post by: Valiss on July 12, 2008, 12:14:34 AM
Is it next to the turkey legs?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 12, 2008, 01:29:57 AM
Isn't it next to the tropical fruit isle?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 12, 2008, 12:18:55 PM
How soon is the next flight to a tropical Isle?
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Post by: LJ DaGuerre on July 12, 2008, 01:40:14 PM
Why is someone dressed in renaissance garb flying to a tropical isle?
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Post by: captmarga on July 12, 2008, 01:42:18 PM
Does this sound rather pirate-oriented to you?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 12, 2008, 02:22:58 PM
Does that mean theres rum on the flight to the tropical isle?
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Post by: captmarga on July 12, 2008, 09:31:18 PM
Do you suppose the flight attendants wear grass skirts?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 13, 2008, 01:55:36 AM
Wouldn't that be kind of dangerous near rum and pirates?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on July 13, 2008, 10:27:51 PM
Is it possible to be a pirate who doesn't like rum?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 14, 2008, 02:51:19 AM
Mormon pirates?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 14, 2008, 06:48:21 AM
Why not More Woman Pirates?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 14, 2008, 07:43:16 AM
Can we get back to the fried monkey?  Does that come on a stick?
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Post by: irish on July 14, 2008, 08:22:44 AM
Whose been monkeying around with the sticks??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 14, 2008, 08:52:51 AM
How about monkey sauted and cooked in rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 14, 2008, 09:17:35 AM
Why waste rum on cooking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 14, 2008, 09:25:26 AM
Why not try to teach the monkey to make the rum?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 14, 2008, 09:43:39 AM
Who wants Monkey Rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 14, 2008, 09:46:28 AM
Is a rum monkey anything like a powder monkey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 14, 2008, 09:51:26 AM
Can you teach a monkey how to lace a bodice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 14, 2008, 11:34:43 AM
Would a monkey rather lace or unlace?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 14, 2008, 04:36:37 PM
Are you calling me an unlaced monkey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on July 14, 2008, 04:44:58 PM
What would you do if the bodice lacings were hopelessly knotted?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 14, 2008, 05:12:34 PM
what if you couldn't cut them because they were made of steel cable?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 14, 2008, 05:33:13 PM
Are steel cables period?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 14, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
If we're going non HA lacing, wouldn't bungee cords make better laces than steel cable?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: eloquentXI on July 14, 2008, 06:00:53 PM
Does any of this really matter if we all know the laces are going to come off anyways?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 14, 2008, 06:01:32 PM
Are you asking me to remove your laces?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on July 14, 2008, 06:05:13 PM
Would one quick flick of a dagger do the trick or would you have to saw through it like a bad steak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on July 14, 2008, 06:10:59 PM
What if I prefer using my teeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 14, 2008, 06:14:33 PM
Did you take that breath mint first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 14, 2008, 07:35:47 PM
Breath mints,teeth, daggers and bad steaks- what are we talking about here? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Once Debauched on July 14, 2008, 07:41:58 PM
My cooking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 14, 2008, 09:25:23 PM
Your cooking? What about everyone elses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on July 14, 2008, 10:08:06 PM
If she's cooking who's doing the cleanup?


Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Once Debauched on July 14, 2008, 10:40:53 PM
Isn't that everyone else's job?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 15, 2008, 12:48:52 AM
If it was everyone elses job, are they getting paid to do it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 15, 2008, 01:25:19 AM
Are you paying them then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 15, 2008, 06:48:47 AM
Would that job ever pay enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Once Debauched on July 15, 2008, 07:27:41 AM
How much is enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 08:12:06 AM
Is any amount of pay for a job ever enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on July 15, 2008, 08:40:51 AM
Can we whistle while we work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 15, 2008, 08:41:53 AM
Do you offer a benifits package like vacation, insuarance, 401k and profit sharing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 08:46:44 AM
Can your offer beat my current earnings plus benefits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on July 15, 2008, 01:36:29 PM
What kind of benefits are you looking for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 01:37:08 PM
Would asking for a job as a retired millionaire be asking too much?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 15, 2008, 01:38:01 PM
Have you bothered to try?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 01:40:41 PM
Would you believe me if I said YES?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 15, 2008, 02:43:07 PM
Why wouldn't we believe you  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 15, 2008, 02:57:42 PM
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 15, 2008, 03:11:09 PM
How can there be a Rainbow in the Dark?

When there's lightning - it always bring me down
Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
I cry for magic - I feel it dancing in the light
But it was cold - I lost my hold
To the shadows of the night

There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark

Do your demons - do they ever let you go
When you've tried - do they hide -deep inside
Is it someone that you know
You're a picture - just an image caught in time
We're a lie - you and I
We're words without a rhyme

There's no sign of the morning coming
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark

When there's lightning - it always brings me down
Cause it's free and I see that it's me
Who's lost and never found
Feel the magic -feel it dancing in the air
But it's fear - and you'll hear
It calling you beware

There's no sign of the morning coming
There's no sight of the day
You've been left on your own
Like a Rainbow in the Dark

by Ronnie James Dio
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 15, 2008, 03:17:08 PM
How did you know what song was playing on my iPod?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 03:38:55 PM
How did she know that song immediately popped into my head?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on July 15, 2008, 03:56:45 PM
Why don't I know that song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 15, 2008, 04:10:18 PM
Where does he get those wonderful toys?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 15, 2008, 04:36:00 PM
Why is Lemmy God, but Dio isn't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 15, 2008, 04:47:31 PM
Is it because Dio's time has come and he needs to pass on the tourch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 15, 2008, 08:09:04 PM
Did I miss somewhere along the way who Dio is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 15, 2008, 08:22:49 PM
Does anyone know if it is true that in Latin or an other foriegn toungue, Dio means GOD?

For those who do not know, Dio or Ronnie James Dio is a small elflike lead singer with an incredibaly powerful voice. He started off in the band Elf (How fitting since he himself is about the size of one), Then on to Richie Blackmores Rainbow, then to Black abbath, then onto Dio. He does Heavy metal and has some awesome stage shows. He is the one who started the sign of Metal (Devil Horns) which was actually done by his grandmother from Italy to ward off evil spirits. Many say Dio is a Devil Warshipper, but I can tell you he is a devoit Catholic with Crosses all over his house.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 15, 2008, 09:36:13 PM
Why not just call God God?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady_Claira on July 15, 2008, 10:36:16 PM
Is it wrong if I think a guy is amazing and god-like?

(The guy I liked called me... i think he likes me...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 16, 2008, 06:39:15 AM
If every woman is a goddess, why isn't every man a god?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 08:11:18 AM
Why don't people believe me when I tell them I have the body of a God?  It may be BUDDHA, but he's a god right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 16, 2008, 10:17:16 AM
Are you saying you don't have six pack ab's but a Beer Keg on instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 11:20:37 AM
Are you assuming I have a Beer Keg instead of just a "Party Ball"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 16, 2008, 03:12:12 PM
well, why aren't you sharing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 03:13:09 PM
Where is your mug or tankard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 16, 2008, 03:23:12 PM
Didn't you decide to drink out of a plastic cup instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 03:26:21 PM
Doesn't beer taste gross out of plastic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 16, 2008, 03:26:58 PM
why not have meade instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 16, 2008, 03:31:29 PM
Isn't meade too sweet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 16, 2008, 03:32:34 PM
Isn't mead from Honey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 03:33:22 PM
Isn't Honey good for "other" things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 16, 2008, 03:33:51 PM
What would "other" things include?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 16, 2008, 03:59:56 PM
We'd have to move this to "John's Inn", wouldn't we? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 16, 2008, 04:02:58 PM
Are you asking me to join you at Johns Inn?!!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 04:04:08 PM
Why would you assume I'm talking about naughty "other" things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 16, 2008, 04:08:23 PM
*giggling*
Why would I assume not? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 16, 2008, 04:14:16 PM
What else do you expect a group of rennies to be thinking about when you mention "other" so ominously?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 16, 2008, 04:17:09 PM
Wasn't it more suggestive than ominous?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 16, 2008, 04:22:56 PM
Why does my mind always end up in the gutter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 16, 2008, 04:27:20 PM
Why put your mind in the gutter, isn't it dirty there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 16, 2008, 10:33:14 PM
Why does it have to be that bad to go there in the first place?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 17, 2008, 02:27:04 AM
Why soil a perfectly good gutter with minds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 17, 2008, 03:42:14 AM
Aren't minds a terrible thing to waste?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 08:01:42 AM
Isn't a waist a terrible thing to mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 08:43:33 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 08:01:42 AM
Isn't a waist a terrible thing to mind?

WHAT?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 17, 2008, 08:56:16 AM
How much waste do you mind from commercial bird seed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 08:58:26 AM
How many birds will I grow if I plant Bird Seed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on July 17, 2008, 09:33:09 AM
My mom used to tell me that if I eat watermelon seeds, watermelons will grow in my stomach. Is that true?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 09:47:20 AM
And if it is true, how do you harvest them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 09:58:04 AM
Your mom may have actually be refering to a Watermelon roast, but isn't that just a myth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 10:09:01 AM
Don't most myths or legends have some basis in reality though?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 10:17:23 AM
Is this some kind of wives tale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 10:35:21 AM
Is a wives's tale a tale a wife tells to others to tell them a tale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 17, 2008, 10:48:55 AM
Isn't that like the"based on a true story" bit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
would you say Braveheart is based on a true story?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 11:05:54 AM
Didn't you know that Hollywood only does true stories?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 11:31:16 AM
So the blue paint was historically accurate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on July 17, 2008, 11:36:16 AM
Isn't that paint called woad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 11:41:06 AM
Who has ever heard of such a thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 11:44:49 AM
Did they lick the Toad when they put on the Woad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 11:48:09 AM
Are we still talking about Braveheart?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 11:58:38 AM
Does it really matter if we are or not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 12:00:35 PM
I thought we were just talking about the Scots who might have licked the toad, making them believe then needed woad on their faces... weren't we?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 12:07:28 PM
Why are you trying to confuse me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 12:11:50 PM
Am I trying to confuse you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 12:52:07 PM
Could that question in itself be interpreted as confusing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 01:04:39 PM
Are having the same conversation as in the Princess Bride?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 01:05:48 PM
Could be, but then if we are which role am I playing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 01:21:48 PM
I don't know, what role are you playing, is it the role you want to play or the role you want me to want you to play?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: CaraGreenleaf on July 17, 2008, 01:37:50 PM
Where were we?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 01:43:26 PM
Are you still trying to confuse me or is it that I think you are still trying to confuse me, or do I think that you think you're trying to confuse me which is actually confusing me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 01:46:18 PM
Would you say she has a dizzying intellect?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 02:00:50 PM
Would you expect any less from such a lass?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 02:04:25 PM
I'm so confusing I can confuse myself, but I wasn't aware I was confusing others. Now isn't that confusing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 17, 2008, 02:15:47 PM
Who are you and what the heck are we doing here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 02:41:28 PM
Who wants to know who I am?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 17, 2008, 03:15:29 PM
Does it really matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 03:20:39 PM
Your not George W. Bush are you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on July 17, 2008, 03:23:30 PM
Me? What the .... How could you mix me up with that demon?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 03:38:58 PM
By calling us G.W. are you saying that we have not  yet mastered the English Language?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 03:41:14 PM
Has that guy mastered anything but failure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 03:49:53 PM
If G. W. is a demon, is Cheney Satan himself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 03:52:07 PM
Why is this conversation heading down a political aisle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 03:54:49 PM
Are you running for office?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 03:56:13 PM
How about those Astros?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 04:01:00 PM
Well that's a bit non sequitur now, isnit it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 04:08:15 PM
Astro's, Is that a many cloned copy of Elroy from the Jetson's dog?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 04:15:00 PM
George Jetson was almost three times the size of Mr. Spacely, why then was he so cowardly toward him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 17, 2008, 04:18:18 PM
Could it be that Mr Spacely was his boss and was always firing George?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 17, 2008, 04:20:03 PM
Didn't his wife boss him around, too???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Valiss on July 17, 2008, 04:23:58 PM
Who doesn't boss that guy around?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 17, 2008, 04:27:14 PM
How come Fred never broke a foot trying to stop his car?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 17, 2008, 06:57:00 PM
Do you remember the Winston cigarette commercial that started the Flintstones in which Fred & Barney were smoking in the backyard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on July 17, 2008, 09:35:04 PM
Why are some tv commercials so annoying?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 17, 2008, 09:47:06 PM
Why do they keep rerunning them until you want to pull your hair out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 17, 2008, 11:33:11 PM
*Where's the BEEF?"

Everyone remember that one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 18, 2008, 03:16:07 AM
Why did you make me remember that commercial?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 18, 2008, 06:49:09 AM
Why do you deserve a break today?

;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 18, 2008, 08:34:23 AM
What if I don't want to have it My way?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 18, 2008, 09:23:42 AM
Do you really get to Eat Fresh?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 18, 2008, 09:51:52 AM
Why in the world would I say "Whataburger"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 18, 2008, 02:57:23 PM
Where is the Scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 18, 2008, 03:38:15 PM
Scotch eggs, or just plan Scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 18, 2008, 04:45:21 PM
Why not both?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 18, 2008, 05:26:47 PM
Are scotch egss made from scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 18, 2008, 05:33:49 PM
They don't taste like scotch to me, do they taste like scotch to you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 18, 2008, 09:36:46 PM
Why are they so addicting to eat anyway? Are they made from REAL SCOTS?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 18, 2008, 11:48:33 PM
Are girl scout cookies made with REAL Girl scouts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on July 19, 2008, 09:54:26 AM
Are we all showing our cannibalist side today?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on July 19, 2008, 10:05:03 AM
Are you eating Vegan if you eat a Vegan?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Greenman66669 on July 19, 2008, 12:33:40 PM
Wouldn't a vegan be kind of stringy? If so, then where is the floss?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 19, 2008, 01:22:48 PM
Would it be right to floss a Vegan or flog one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on July 19, 2008, 01:37:42 PM
Is it a free range or farm raised vegan?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 19, 2008, 02:04:09 PM
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 19, 2008, 06:13:41 PM
Er, is that with or without mustard and ketchup?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: festmum on July 19, 2008, 08:39:32 PM
How about wasabi?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 19, 2008, 10:04:03 PM
Can I have it with vegtables?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 19, 2008, 11:41:08 PM
What kind of vegetables do you like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 20, 2008, 07:47:51 AM
Is it easier to list the ones you like, or the ones you dislike?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 20, 2008, 10:52:12 AM
What about the ones you simply refuse to eat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 20, 2008, 01:29:50 PM
Are they something Popeye likes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady_Claira on July 20, 2008, 02:15:38 PM
Doesn't popeye like spinach?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 20, 2008, 05:34:31 PM
Doesn't everyone like spinach?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 21, 2008, 12:24:19 AM
Canned or fresh?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 21, 2008, 12:36:47 AM
I like fresh, how 'bout you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 21, 2008, 06:50:39 AM
Isn't locally grown produce safer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 21, 2008, 08:36:19 AM
If the river waters have hormones and other chemicals as do rains, how can organic really be organic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 21, 2008, 08:52:56 AM
If organic farms don't use chemicals why do we have to pay so much for their produce?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady_Claira on July 21, 2008, 09:07:11 PM
What happens if I want to be earth friendly but can't afford the organic produce?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 21, 2008, 10:12:42 PM
Don't you have a window box or little patch where you can grow your own veggies or have a compost heap?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 22, 2008, 12:38:10 AM
If you have your own heap, doesn't it smell bad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 22, 2008, 06:46:00 AM
If you have a heap of cash does it smell bad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 08:58:40 AM
If a heap of cash smells bad does anyone care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 22, 2008, 09:05:48 AM
They say money is dirty, if that is so, do you think giving money a bath woul dmake it smell better and clean it up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 22, 2008, 10:10:43 AM
Wouldn't one think that was what "money laundering" was meant to really be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 10:19:20 AM
Do you wash money on the delicate cycle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 22, 2008, 10:24:18 AM
what kind of laundry soap do you use and do that have paper softners like fabric softners?
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Post by: Valiss on July 22, 2008, 10:28:10 AM
Is it the same cleaner as the stuff with the teddy bear on the package?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 10:55:53 AM
Since money is linen based, shouldn't you use a Borax?
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Post by: Rage on July 22, 2008, 10:57:57 AM
would you hang the money out to dry?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 11:01:09 AM
Would it be safe from pillagers if it were hung out to dry?
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Post by: Valiss on July 22, 2008, 11:02:22 AM
Why does it need to dry?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
Would you want soggy money in your pocket?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 22, 2008, 11:23:00 AM
That depends, what'cha got in your pockets?  ;D
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on July 22, 2008, 02:38:01 PM
Which pockets are we talking about?
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Post by: Rage on July 22, 2008, 02:53:55 PM
Isn't it that pocket just inside your suit jacket?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 22, 2008, 03:54:07 PM
How about a billards pocket?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 22, 2008, 03:55:53 PM
Billiards? Where are you in bloody London?
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Post by: appljx on July 22, 2008, 06:06:40 PM
Ooo, can I come over?
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Post by: Valiss on July 22, 2008, 06:07:28 PM
How would you get here?
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Post by: Lady Donna on July 22, 2008, 07:50:48 PM
Can we get there by ship?
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Post by: appljx on July 22, 2008, 08:48:12 PM
Like pirates?
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Post by: captmarga on July 22, 2008, 09:05:27 PM
Who doesn't - and if you don't, do you think you should be keelhauled?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 22, 2008, 10:21:48 PM
Why would keel haulling be more effective as a punishment?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 09:34:42 AM
Would keelhauling be more effective than a cat-o'nine tails?
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Post by: captmarga on July 23, 2008, 09:57:02 AM
Would keelhauling in dry-dock be considered a practice run?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 10:01:27 AM
HUH?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 10:18:03 AM
it makes since to me, why not you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 23, 2008, 10:44:26 AM
Is this Voyager of the Seas that we're talking about here?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 10:49:41 AM
Do we have a Borg on board?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 10:53:57 AM
If the Borg did assimilate Voyager, what would have happened to 7 of 9?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 11:08:34 AM
If 7 of 9 were promoted would she then be become 6 of 9?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 11:40:53 AM
What happens when Tweedle Beetles Fight?
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Post by: renren on July 23, 2008, 01:01:36 PM
It's a tweedle beetle battle...Is it in a bottle..on a poodle.. is the poodle eating noodles?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 01:11:57 PM
If the poodle's eating noodles, is he standing in a puddle?

((I'm SO glad someone picked up the reference I was making and ran with it like that, thanks renren.))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 02:49:07 PM
Would you? Could you? in a house? Would you, would you, with a mouse?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 03:16:08 PM
Do you know the Muffin Man?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 23, 2008, 03:22:14 PM
Who lives on Drury Lane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 03:38:07 PM
Are you a good witch or a bad witch?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 03:48:37 PM
Shouldn't we follow the yellow brick road?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 23, 2008, 04:03:02 PM
Isn't following the yellow brick road considered being a conformist?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 23, 2008, 05:17:36 PM
Isn't being a conformist better than getting lost in a poppy field?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 23, 2008, 05:21:30 PM
can we get stoned when we walk in the poppy field?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on July 23, 2008, 08:10:56 PM
Are we going to be tip-toeing through the tulips next?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 23, 2008, 11:09:15 PM
As my father did years ago, deep in a cave, would you prefer to tip-toe through the bat Sh*t?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 08:17:38 AM
If they do legalize pot, won't the government just screw it up like everything else?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 08:34:37 AM
Wat'cha talkin bout Willis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on July 24, 2008, 08:35:55 AM
HA! Did anyone else laugh out lout at that??
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 08:49:37 AM
If life is a bowl of cherries, then why am I always stuck with The Pits?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 09:14:49 AM
You live with Angelina and Brad Pitt?
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Post by: captmarga on July 24, 2008, 10:14:34 AM
Does anyone ever dream of living in Hollywood?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 10:20:26 AM
Can I live in Ireland or New Zealand instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 10:22:58 AM
Will you take me with you if you go to Ireland?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 24, 2008, 10:42:18 AM
Will our bags fly free?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 24, 2008, 10:45:02 AM
Are we flying on a magic carpet?


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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 11:54:44 AM
what is the magic carpet made of?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 12:11:36 PM
Since it technically only covers a small area of the floor, would it not be better to call it a magic rug?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 12:49:20 PM
and just how big is this magic rug?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 12:50:22 PM
Is it big enough to hold say..............................  Brad Pitt's ego?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 24, 2008, 03:16:31 PM
Isn't a pit totally unrelated to a rug?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 24, 2008, 03:59:59 PM
Couldn't the rug be used to cover a pit?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 24, 2008, 04:02:45 PM
How dip is the pit and will it hold and catch say a tiger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 24, 2008, 09:20:29 PM
Is this pit with a dip shallow or deep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 25, 2008, 06:34:18 AM
Wouldn't it have to be deep to catch a tiger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 08:27:45 AM
Where am I going to find a tiger in Texas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blue66669 on July 25, 2008, 09:26:27 AM
If you find a tiger, where would it live?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 25, 2008, 09:52:44 AM
Did it escape from the Zoo or wild life refuge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 10:07:50 AM
If it escaped from the zoo, would it be able to really get away?
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Post by: Blue66669 on July 25, 2008, 10:50:46 AM
If it got away, would it make it's home in Memorial Park? Would it use the joggers as an alternate food source?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 10:55:44 AM
why would it eat Joggers unless it was on a low-fat diet?
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Post by: captmarga on July 25, 2008, 11:02:13 AM
Have you actually seen some of the joggers around here?
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Post by: Madge Estes on July 25, 2008, 11:03:29 AM
If you see me running, would you please trip the person who's chasing me?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 25, 2008, 11:06:37 AM
What if the person doing the chasing is really really good looking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 11:06:57 AM
Why would anyone voluntarily go outside and RUN?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 25, 2008, 11:45:06 AM
Do you think They think they're Forest Gump?

Run Forest, Run!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 12:38:43 PM
Why did Forest always think about Jenny?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 25, 2008, 12:40:18 PM
Because he really Loved her and wasn't she always nice to him when he was young?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 12:41:39 PM
But, Didn't she only marry him so that her son would have a parent after she was gone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 25, 2008, 12:46:58 PM
But wasn't Forest, Forest's son?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 25, 2008, 01:02:38 PM
What ever happened to Baby Jane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blue66669 on July 25, 2008, 02:43:16 PM
Whatever happened to Rosemary's baby?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on July 25, 2008, 03:04:59 PM
Didn't Baby Jane end up in a nut house and Rosemary's Baby in the White House?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 25, 2008, 03:14:48 PM
No I think that was the Omen wasn't it?
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Post by: renren on July 25, 2008, 06:47:56 PM
How many versions are there of that movie? ( the Omen)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 25, 2008, 09:36:45 PM
Do you always get popcorn at the movies?
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Post by: Anna Iram on July 25, 2008, 09:40:46 PM
Or do you sneak snacks in from the outside?  :o ::)
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Post by: Hoowil on July 26, 2008, 09:31:07 AM
What about sneaking in rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 26, 2008, 12:38:44 PM
Isn't sneaking anything in the movies just plain good? Why do they charge soooo much? ::)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 26, 2008, 07:28:43 PM
Can you sneak wine into a movie theatre?
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Post by: Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia on July 26, 2008, 08:12:52 PM
Why did I drink all that wine at the movies last night?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 26, 2008, 09:48:18 PM
Do you remember what movie you went to see?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 26, 2008, 09:59:39 PM
Is all the wine I drank at the movies the reason I can't remember the movie? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 27, 2008, 02:07:12 PM
and just how much wine did you drink at the movies or did you get so drunk you cannot remeber that either?
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Post by: captmarga on July 27, 2008, 05:26:18 PM
Do you remember the brand or type of WINE if not the movie?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 27, 2008, 07:53:49 PM
What movie? Did they play the movie yet?
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Post by: captmarga on July 27, 2008, 11:02:31 PM
Why do I never seem to have time to even get to the movies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on July 27, 2008, 11:09:42 PM
Wot?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on July 28, 2008, 12:20:23 AM
What's wot?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 28, 2008, 07:22:34 AM
what's wot and what's it doing here?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 28, 2008, 08:37:25 AM
Isn't Wot a common name in Wales?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 28, 2008, 08:55:59 AM
Isn't Wales that place that tries to be British, but only just?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 28, 2008, 09:13:51 AM
Is it Wales or is it Wails or maybe Whales?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 28, 2008, 09:15:25 AM
Is it not Wales and didn't someone famous come from there?
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Post by: Marietta Graziella on July 28, 2008, 09:25:56 AM
I've been to Wales.  Does that count as someone famous?   ;)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 28, 2008, 09:26:48 AM
Is the Prince of Wales from Wales?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 28, 2008, 09:44:36 AM
Didn't the Prince of Wales lose much of his popularity when he divorced Diana?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 28, 2008, 09:51:33 AM
Do you think when the Prince of wales divorced Diana she Wailed?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 28, 2008, 07:18:39 PM
Wailed,Wales,Wails and Whales, what are we talking about?
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Post by: captmarga on July 29, 2008, 12:24:09 AM
Have I mentioned one of my cats is named the Prince of Wails?  Can you guess Why?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 29, 2008, 01:36:42 AM
Does it wail instead of meow?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 29, 2008, 08:37:05 AM
How long ago was it when Diana tragically lost her life? 10 years??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 29, 2008, 08:44:24 AM
Does it really matter?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 29, 2008, 09:35:50 AM
Have you heard about the lonesome loser?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 29, 2008, 09:46:00 AM
Did he lose his loved one and that's what he is lonesome?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 29, 2008, 09:46:47 AM
You mean there's only one?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 29, 2008, 10:01:45 AM
Do you believe in Miracles?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 29, 2008, 11:09:12 AM
Do you believe in slight-of-hand?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 29, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Slight-of-hand is that where your hand is slightly curved and not as functional?
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Post by: captmarga on July 29, 2008, 09:55:01 PM
Would that be missing a finger or two?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 30, 2008, 08:18:46 AM
What finger are we talking about here?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 30, 2008, 08:31:58 AM
It's not the finger I'm thinking of is it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 30, 2008, 08:50:39 AM
Will it hurt?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 30, 2008, 09:40:03 AM
Have you ever seen your fingers fing?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 30, 2008, 09:44:35 AM
Fing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 30, 2008, 10:12:02 AM
I thought that was think?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 30, 2008, 10:15:29 AM
Why would my fingers think doesn't my brain do that?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 30, 2008, 10:26:34 AM
Are you certain of that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 30, 2008, 10:30:06 AM
Certain of what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 30, 2008, 10:31:02 AM
Did you say a curtain of what?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 30, 2008, 11:56:14 AM
Is it a curtain or a drapery?
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Post by: captmarga on July 30, 2008, 09:40:56 PM
Have you seen those curtains of chocolate on the "How It's Made" Shows?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on July 31, 2008, 03:44:35 AM
Now why would you want one of those? Wouldn't you eat it?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 31, 2008, 05:57:27 AM
wouldn't I be terribly sick after I ate it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 31, 2008, 08:29:34 AM
Wouldn't it melt if it got to hot thus making a huge mess?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 08:51:51 AM
Wouldn't that make the challenge greater to eat it before it melts?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 31, 2008, 08:57:13 AM
But what if it gets on the floor and gets hair in it, would it not be ruined?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 09:07:06 AM
Why would you even think about the possibility of ruined chocolate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 31, 2008, 09:36:25 AM
Is it possible to ruin chocolate?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 09:49:05 AM
Is it true that chocolate has NO CALORIES EVER????
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Post by: Hoowil on July 31, 2008, 10:11:09 AM
Why would it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 31, 2008, 10:12:39 AM
Isn't Dark Chocoloate suppose to help your heart and your sex life?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 10:17:34 AM
Is there anything chocolate cannot do?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 31, 2008, 02:05:08 PM
Does chocolate improve a man's looks if he's carrying a big box of it?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 02:06:09 PM
Does a woman really notice what the man who is carrying the chocolate looks like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on July 31, 2008, 02:12:22 PM
yes, is chocolate all you guys think we think about?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 02:32:39 PM
Women don't just think about chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 31, 2008, 02:43:34 PM
ofcourse we don't just think about chocolate what do you expect?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on July 31, 2008, 02:54:17 PM
I never EXPECT anything, what do you think I'm gullible?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on July 31, 2008, 06:38:50 PM
Do you think you're gullible?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 31, 2008, 09:49:21 PM
Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?
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Post by: captmarga on July 31, 2008, 10:33:57 PM
Is this a regular dictionary, or one being compounded by a Mr Black Adder?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 01, 2008, 04:03:10 AM
Is Black Adder even that schooled in verbage of that sort?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 01, 2008, 08:21:10 AM
How many people have you heard use 'verbiage'?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 01, 2008, 08:26:46 AM
Of those people you have heard use verbage, how many of them were verbose?
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Post by: Rage on August 01, 2008, 08:58:19 AM
Doesn't that mean wordy?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 01, 2008, 09:29:55 AM
Is wordy even a word?
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Post by: Rage on August 01, 2008, 11:40:54 AM
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wordy (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/wordy) looks like it is but should it really be a word?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 01, 2008, 12:52:54 PM
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 01, 2008, 03:09:04 PM
Aren't there much longer words?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 01, 2008, 03:47:14 PM
Like floccinoccihillipillification? (yes a real word, kudos to the one who knows what it means)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 01, 2008, 03:55:03 PM
It if means what it looks like, maybe we're better off not knowing?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on August 01, 2008, 08:09:28 PM
How about Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 01, 2008, 10:04:02 PM
Why are you trying to use such big words??

((yes, I have internet at home again.. YEAH ME))
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Post by: captmarga on August 01, 2008, 10:39:22 PM
Did you spell it out, cut and paste, or sing along as you typed it?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 02, 2008, 01:27:38 AM
Can anyone not sing it out?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 02, 2008, 08:45:13 AM
Why would you want to sound precocious?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on August 02, 2008, 10:55:12 AM
Why not?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 02, 2008, 12:56:03 PM
Isn't the sound of it something quite atrocious?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 02, 2008, 01:18:00 PM
Doesn't chalk on a chalkboard also sound atrocious?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 02, 2008, 04:13:21 PM
Doesn't nails on the chalkboard really sound atrocious?
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Post by: captmarga on August 02, 2008, 07:26:24 PM
Oh, how could you even MENTION that???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 02, 2008, 07:53:38 PM
That screeching sound down the board, doesn't it drive you crazy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on August 02, 2008, 11:55:18 PM
For me the sound of ripping cloth drives me crazy. What about you?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 03, 2008, 12:09:02 AM
Is it somehting I'm ripping intentionally, or something I'm wearing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 03, 2008, 08:07:52 AM
Have you intentionally ripped something you were wearing?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 03, 2008, 09:17:35 AM
Under what circumstance?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on August 03, 2008, 10:54:19 AM
And why did you rip it?
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Post by: Yrose on August 03, 2008, 12:01:32 PM
How did it make you feel?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 03, 2008, 01:53:50 PM
would you rip it again?
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Post by: groomporter on August 03, 2008, 02:04:28 PM
Will you do it for me? ::)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 03, 2008, 05:57:36 PM
Rip it just for you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 04, 2008, 08:46:00 AM
Did some one yell for you to rip it all off?
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Post by: groomporter on August 04, 2008, 08:53:57 AM
Okay... who let one rip?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 04, 2008, 09:31:44 AM
Are we still talking about clothing?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 04, 2008, 09:42:24 AM
What type of clothing were you talking about in the first place?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 04, 2008, 10:29:58 AM
Are we possibly talking about hats?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 04, 2008, 10:47:29 AM
how about shoes?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 04, 2008, 12:13:21 PM
Outside of internal combustion, aren't shoes the ultimate accessory?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 04, 2008, 12:24:41 PM
 I thought DIAMONDS were, you mean there not?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 04, 2008, 12:33:06 PM
well are diamonds a girl's best friend?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 04, 2008, 01:13:35 PM
When did diamonds become friendly?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 04, 2008, 02:47:06 PM
i don't know. when did diamonds get emotional?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 04, 2008, 03:13:46 PM
Is that why diamonds come in colors because they have emotions? ::)
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 04, 2008, 04:36:47 PM
Would it be the pressure necessary in making them that causes their emotions?
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Post by: groomporter on August 04, 2008, 06:28:12 PM
Do Vulcan diamonds have emotions and do they suppress them?
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Post by: captmarga on August 04, 2008, 11:44:24 PM
Have you ever mined for diamonds at the Diamond Crater in Arkansas?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 07:57:30 AM
Do people really voluntarily go to Arkansas?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 08:41:23 AM
Whats in Arkansas?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 08:46:39 AM
Isn't Arkansas more like Northeast Texas?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 09:32:37 AM
Does Walmart have an HQ in Texas?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 09:35:04 AM
Would you be surprised if they didn't?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 10:17:36 AM
Do you call them the "Evil Empire"?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 10:25:43 AM
What's wrong with calling them "Wally-World"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 05, 2008, 12:00:49 PM
Doesn't 'Wally-World' make you think of a water park, or was that 'Wet Willy's'?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 12:10:47 PM
Or Willy Wonka?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 01:08:10 PM
Doesn't Wally-World bring back fond memories of John Candy?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 01:55:58 PM
Was he the Candy Man?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 01:56:48 PM
Who can take a rainbow sprinkle it with dew?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 02:05:49 PM
Wasn't that a song sung by Sammy Davis Jr?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 02:12:52 PM
Didn't Sammy have a glass eye?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 05, 2008, 02:24:29 PM
Glass eye, what movie does that make you think of?
::)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 02:41:02 PM
You sure it wasn't a Golden Eye?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 02:46:18 PM
Don't you feel any Bond movie after Roger Moore is merely pretending?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 03:03:17 PM
No, But don't you think that Danial Craig is SO Good Looking?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 03:04:52 PM
Doesn't all this fruitless lusting after stars leave you wanton?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 05, 2008, 03:50:22 PM
Wanton? Aren't they those cream cheese things you get at Chinese restaurants?  ;D
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 05, 2008, 03:59:20 PM
Do you know how to eat with chop sticks?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 05, 2008, 04:23:35 PM
why eat with chops sticks, isn't eating with a fork easier and faster?
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Post by: Queen Bonnie on August 05, 2008, 06:15:07 PM
Is easier and faster always better?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 05, 2008, 10:33:13 PM
If so, wouldn't you just use your fingers?
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Post by: captmarga on August 05, 2008, 10:44:43 PM
Have you ever tried to eat ice cream out of a bowl with your fingers?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 06, 2008, 01:41:44 AM
Why would you want to do that if you have a spoon?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 06, 2008, 08:21:04 AM
Weren't we talking about chopsticks, where'd the spoon come from?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 06, 2008, 08:26:20 AM
Wasn't the spoon invented by the Phoenicians?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 06, 2008, 08:30:14 AM
What about the Spork?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 06, 2008, 08:43:02 AM
Spork?  Wasn't that a character on Star Trek?


~giggles~
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 06, 2008, 08:51:56 AM
How could you eat with a character from Star Trek?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 06, 2008, 08:53:26 AM
Wouldn't we just sit at the same table for the meal?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 06, 2008, 06:55:01 PM
Star Trek, Spork, and a table, what are we talking about here?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 06, 2008, 10:14:16 PM
Are people just trying to throw everyone off track here?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 06, 2008, 10:23:34 PM
If we keep staying *on* the track won't we get hit by a train?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 07, 2008, 12:38:46 AM
Can't we switch the train to another track?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 07:58:36 AM
Can we train the train to train its light?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 07, 2008, 08:10:17 AM
Don't you mean engineer the train so the light can be trained?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 08:35:24 AM
But, if we engineered the train, to train its light, what would we do with the engineer?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 07, 2008, 09:00:50 AM
Send him back to school to learn a new trade?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 09:18:20 AM
Would he be trading a trade for a trade since he cannot be retrained to train the train?
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Post by: captmarga on August 07, 2008, 10:12:52 AM
Is trading the trains anything like jumping the tracks?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 10:29:46 AM
If you're jumping the tracks, are you also jumping to conclusions?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 07, 2008, 10:52:12 AM
Do you like Van Halens Jump?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 11:04:41 AM
Do you prefer Van Halen or Van Hagar? 
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Post by: eloquentXI on August 07, 2008, 11:36:42 AM
Isn't Van Halen one of those really really old bands?  :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 07, 2008, 11:41:23 AM
Who are you calling really really old?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 11:51:43 AM
do we have to forgive the young'uns when they ask "Van Halen? Who's that"?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 07, 2008, 02:39:54 PM
Do we expect the young'uns to forgive us when we ask if that thumping, clunking, skreeching, grinding noise is their car, or their music?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 02:45:55 PM
can you really call that stuff "music"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 07, 2008, 02:58:12 PM
How can it be music if it doesn't have a tune?
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Post by: jinx on August 07, 2008, 02:58:31 PM
Didn't your parents say the same thing about your music?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 03:01:55 PM
Are you assuming that my parents cared what music I listened to?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 07, 2008, 03:39:47 PM
To me music is music unless it's rap then it's crap, what do you all think?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 03:45:55 PM
I think I'm inclined to agree, but I'm sure that's not just my opinion is it?
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Post by: Queen Bonnie on August 07, 2008, 04:03:41 PM
 Rap is so loud on cars passing by- will all those who listed go deaf?  What you say?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 07, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
What I wonder is have they been told that the low level vibrations are deteriorating the window seals on thier cars, and the damage being done to their eardrums?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 07, 2008, 04:33:11 PM
Is it not caused from all the droning BASS BOOM, BOOM, BOOOOOOOM?
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Post by: jinx on August 07, 2008, 06:15:30 PM
Have you ever blasted something with bagpipes to drown the rap?
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Post by: captmarga on August 07, 2008, 08:44:25 PM
Yes, let me recall -  sitting in the wait line for the ferry line in Galveston - or was it E Muzeki?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 07, 2008, 09:06:23 PM
You were trying to drown E Muziki?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 08:05:16 AM
Is anyone else amazed when you get a look of attitude when you purposely make a comment about the sound being too loud and not wanting to hear it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 08, 2008, 08:28:06 AM
Did anybody understand the comment, or did they just skip past it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 08:34:56 AM
Skip what comment?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 10:07:06 AM
I've skipped to my loo have you?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2008, 10:39:44 AM
Do people often skip to your loo?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 11:32:13 AM
Isn't that the sort of information to which only a select few should be privvie?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 11:58:52 AM
Privvie, now is that like Queen Bess's Privvie Councel or the Outhouse?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 12:03:30 PM
Was my pun that difficult?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 12:04:30 PM
You call that a pun? Would not a good Pun require a SEAL of Approval?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 12:10:10 PM
Wouldn't obtaining a seal of approval require the documents to get wet and soggy?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2008, 01:24:59 PM
Are we talking about a seal of approval, or the approval of a seal?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 01:50:42 PM
If we gain the approval of a seal, what is the possibility of it being a flip-flopper?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 02:04:51 PM
Would not a flip-flopper imply they were a politician by chance?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2008, 02:08:24 PM
What if you toss dolphins? (a flipper-flopper) Does that make you a politician?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 08, 2008, 02:23:00 PM
Since you know that Pro is opposite of Con, then what is the opposite of Progress?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 08, 2008, 02:24:43 PM
Why is it that progress tends to be like getting run over by a truck?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 03:02:09 PM
Have  you ever been run over by a truck before?
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Post by: Baron Doune on August 08, 2008, 03:06:42 PM
Trucks and ducks...I wonder which is better?  Which is more long lasting?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 08, 2008, 05:12:44 PM
Well you don't hunt for trucks, now do you?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2008, 06:18:13 PM
Well, that depends. Are we using money or shotguns?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 08:39:34 PM
Are you hunting with Dick Cheney?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 08, 2008, 08:41:55 PM
Shouldn't one duck if they are hunting with Dick Chaney?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2008, 09:07:44 PM
Wouldn't it be better to stay in the truck?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 09:28:45 PM
Would it not be even safer to stay at home while hunting with Dick Cheney?
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Post by: captmarga on August 08, 2008, 10:43:34 PM
I live less than an hour from that hunting location - should I plan on leaving the state?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 08, 2008, 11:07:51 PM
Better yet, how about leaving the country?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 08, 2008, 11:09:09 PM
Which country? Are these country matters?
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Post by: festmum on August 09, 2008, 10:03:56 AM
Country Matters would be a subject under politics, correct?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 09, 2008, 10:15:07 AM
Does that bring us back to Chaney and Flipper? Is Chaney a dolphin?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 09, 2008, 11:32:36 AM
Does he look like a dolphin?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 09, 2008, 11:52:06 AM
Does he *squeeeee* like a dolphin?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 09, 2008, 12:21:37 PM
Would it matter if you took a dolphin to the country?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 09, 2008, 12:46:21 PM
Wouldn't it be a little dry in the country for a dolphin?
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Post by: Capt Spleen on August 09, 2008, 01:34:56 PM
Why then would I have had the opportunty to befriend a pair of freshwater dolphins in a very wet country lake with three Ettes a long time ago?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 09, 2008, 03:26:16 PM
And can he remember the names of those three Ettes or will he claim selective ammesia? 
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Post by: eloquentXI on August 09, 2008, 04:30:17 PM
Who were the three first Ettes?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 09, 2008, 07:47:05 PM
Dolphins,amnesia and Ettes, what are we talking about here?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 09, 2008, 09:30:46 PM
Does it sound like some kind of b movie to you too?
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Post by: captmarga on August 10, 2008, 04:44:54 PM
Is it possible to make sure this stays with a B or PG-13 rating?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 11, 2008, 08:05:35 AM
In these days of computer animation, does a B rating mean the same thing?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 11, 2008, 08:38:05 AM
I thought a b movie was what Jerry Sinfield was in about B's
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on August 11, 2008, 10:09:22 AM
with so many different people can anything mean the same thing to everyone?
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Post by: captmarga on August 11, 2008, 10:56:31 AM
Do movies actually meet those ratings, or are they a moot point ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 11, 2008, 11:40:15 AM
Moot point, isn't that fun to say?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 11, 2008, 11:51:50 AM
Do you think that if you say Moot point someone might think you said MOOSE point?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 11, 2008, 11:55:30 AM
Or  even worse, moose paint?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 11, 2008, 02:44:08 PM
Why would you dare to try and paint a moose in the first place?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 11, 2008, 03:49:28 PM
Is moose paint made out of real moose? Or maybe it's actually made from mousse? Moose mousse?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 11, 2008, 03:50:05 PM
Is it a Chocolate Mousse?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 11, 2008, 05:18:12 PM
Who's got Chotolate mousse?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 11, 2008, 06:27:50 PM
I can make a chocolate mousse, Can You?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 11, 2008, 09:11:12 PM
You can make it, but is it edibale?
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Post by: captmarga on August 12, 2008, 12:13:04 AM
Edibale - is that a new type of hay for horses?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 12, 2008, 03:39:54 AM
Can we add it to the new dictionary?
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Post by: eloquentXI on August 12, 2008, 05:54:15 AM
They're calling it the new dictionary now?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 12, 2008, 08:26:43 AM
Aren't we on the New New Dictionary by now?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 12, 2008, 08:30:00 AM
Why oh why did those idiots at Webster add "Bling" to the dicitionary?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 12, 2008, 08:42:21 AM
Whats Bling mean, is it something you through at people or is it a clown?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 12, 2008, 08:52:46 AM
Does anyone really care what Bling is?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 12, 2008, 09:29:12 AM
Why is it associated with cRAP?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 12, 2008, 10:06:35 AM
Is it possible they cannot say Jewelry with all that Gold up in their grills?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 12, 2008, 10:10:54 AM
If they can't say jewelry can they really say bling?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 12, 2008, 10:12:56 AM
Do you think BLING really means I'm Gonna shoot you sucka?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 12, 2008, 10:38:03 AM
Who thinks BLING means trying to pass off $1.95 cheap import rhinstones as real diamonds?
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Post by: captmarga on August 12, 2008, 10:45:25 AM
Why do they sell other crap in "Just a Dollar" stores for more than $1? 
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 12, 2008, 10:46:58 AM
And is it truly "Just $1.00" what about taxes?
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Post by: Capt Spleen on August 12, 2008, 11:04:25 AM
'Ow many Chocolate Painted Moose cous cous eat Mousse if'n a Chocolate Painted Moose could get it's hooves on Cous Cous and Mousse?

*side note to Welsh Wench*
Thar be three wenched ettes at lake side O dolphins playful and teer t' be wit ettes, named 1) Welsh Wench, 2) Athena, an 3) the name dooz ezcapez me fer she dinna come out t' play much back den an I beleive be not presently 'ere at th new site? She bee'd frum PA, but 'er an Athena got caught up in th mischevious lake playfulness as they were voyeuring at th Welsh Wench and laked keeper Privateer.
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 12, 2008, 02:10:18 PM
So what does a dolphin and a Mousse have in common?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 12, 2008, 02:11:18 PM
I'm not sure, but is it something they do on porpoise?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 12, 2008, 04:32:15 PM
Whale, Aint that the dumbiest thing you've ever heard?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 12, 2008, 06:17:37 PM
Whats with all the fish stuff?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 12, 2008, 10:42:05 PM
Do bass players have groupers?

*side note to Captain Spleen--the drenched wenchETTE be a Spire of Rells with a penchant for a whip.
And no, you did not win the new and improved Crude Organ Donor behind door #3, Oh, Captain Scurviness*

But hey, two out of three ain't bad..... ;)
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Post by: Al-Nimer on August 12, 2008, 10:48:39 PM
Anyone going fishing for the halibut?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 13, 2008, 08:52:58 AM
Who will cook and eat the Halibut that you catch?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 13, 2008, 09:18:02 AM
Mrs. Paul?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 13, 2008, 09:20:13 AM
Mrs. Robinson?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on August 13, 2008, 09:21:57 AM
... are you trying to seduce me?

*I like that movie!*
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 13, 2008, 09:23:35 AM
And what would you say if I said YES?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 13, 2008, 09:59:38 AM
Would you like me to seduce you?  Is that what you're trying to tell me?

*that was Mrs. Robinson*  ;)
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on August 13, 2008, 10:13:44 AM
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?  ;) ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 13, 2008, 10:26:00 AM
And who do you think you are, Hugh Hefner?
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Post by: captmarga on August 13, 2008, 10:32:04 AM
Do you have a silk bathrobe?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 13, 2008, 11:03:53 AM
Do you have gaggles of bleach blonde bimbo beach Bunnies at your disposal?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on August 13, 2008, 11:49:43 AM
Does that even mean anything?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 13, 2008, 11:52:57 AM
Have you even READ the previous posts?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on August 13, 2008, 12:03:11 PM
Should I turn bright red if I only just did?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 13, 2008, 12:27:06 PM
Are you really that embarassed???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 13, 2008, 12:37:11 PM
Why should I be embarressed, do I have TP coming out of my pants?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 13, 2008, 01:47:09 PM
Why does TP always stick to your shoe? Why not your leg, or your pants even?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 13, 2008, 03:18:51 PM
Have you ever had TP stick to your shoes, or hanging out of your britches?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 13, 2008, 04:14:18 PM
Have you ever seen a 6 foot trail of TP coming out of a gas station restroom?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 13, 2008, 04:57:59 PM
Better yet, have you seen said 6 foot trail stuck to someone?
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Post by: LadyAnn on August 13, 2008, 08:45:09 PM
No , have you ever seen a woman leaving the restroom with her skirt stuck in the hose and her bum exposed?
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Post by: captmarga on August 13, 2008, 11:07:52 PM
Would you tell her if she did, or point and snicker???
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Post by: LadyAnn on August 13, 2008, 11:19:56 PM
Yes, what would you do?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 08:04:26 AM
Would you feel embarassed for her or relish her humiliation when she realizes why she feels a draft?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 14, 2008, 08:24:58 AM
When did they re-instate the draft?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 08:37:25 AM
Do you honestly want to get into a political discussion?
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Post by: Yrose on August 14, 2008, 08:52:10 AM
Would you like one on Religion?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 08:55:58 AM
Can we please skip both politics and religion?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 09:17:41 AM
Can I get an AMEN for my sister Laney and skip the P and R discussion?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 09:27:42 AM
AMEN! How about discussing History?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 09:33:03 AM
History now, there is a topic I would imagine we all can sink our teeth into, what aspect shall we discuss?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 09:39:45 AM
I'm open, anyone else?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 09:50:36 AM
Works for me. What should we discuss?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 09:56:26 AM
How about the aspect of what the "color of royalty" actually is?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 10:01:51 AM
Do we really need to discuss the Color Purple again?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 10:03:06 AM
Why not?  I mean, why do most people assume that Purple is the actual color of royalty when it was actually Black until the time of Louis XIV?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 10:08:05 AM
I guess it also depends on what area we are talking about. Didn't Cleopatra use purple as her royal colors?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 10:26:22 AM
And didn't Queen Elizabeth decree it to be a royal color?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 14, 2008, 10:28:46 AM
Wasn't that actually 'Royal Blue' in the decree?
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Post by: captmarga on August 14, 2008, 10:50:45 AM
Did you know that to people who are "colorblind" blue and purple look the same?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 11:07:07 AM
And wasn't it refered to as Royal Purple which in reality is more like Royal blue?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 11:08:42 AM
Wouldn't that mean that QE was colorblind?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 14, 2008, 11:32:42 AM
Isn't Blue-Blind a male trait?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 11:34:52 AM
What is blue-blind?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 11:38:11 AM
Isn't it true that more colorblind people have difficulty in seeing reds and greens than blues?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 11:45:21 AM
Why did we jump from History to Science?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 12:37:32 PM
A swift change of topic with this group surprises you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 12:51:27 PM
I'm a female, shouldn't it?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 01:32:51 PM
You are a female, this is true, but the right to a quick change of mind is yours isn't it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:01:09 PM
Yes it is, but isn''t it just like a man to change the conversation when it's not going how they want it?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:04:11 PM
Do you mean like this? How about those Olympic games?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:17:26 PM
AGGHHHHH, Stop changing the subject, and what is it with guys and watching sports?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 14, 2008, 02:23:42 PM
Isn't sports on TV just an excuse to nap in the recliner?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:35:54 PM
And isn't the nap just another way to get out of doing chores or Honey-do's around the house?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:41:14 PM
What are you complaining about, we're still at home aren't we?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:45:56 PM
I thought I was implying that men say they need to watch the big game so they can fall asleep to avoid chores, didn't I make that clear?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:47:05 PM
The clarity of your statement was somewhat hazy, can you clarify it further?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:48:22 PM
I was clear as day, maybe you should check your eye's and ears?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:50:14 PM
Well, my eyes I can understand checking, but how would checking my ears be of any use when we are "speaking" through type?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:54:48 PM
Aren't males typically programed not to hear a females voice?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 02:55:41 PM
What? did you say something? (sorry had too)
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:56:06 PM
((Blast.. Rage beat me to it)).

Why would you assume that ALL males fall into that genre?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 02:57:29 PM
Isn't my point proven with Rage's post?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 02:58:50 PM
Are you assuming that Rage is indicative of all males?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:03:30 PM
You mean... HE'S NOT?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:04:14 PM
I doubt very seriously any man would want that position. don't you?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 03:16:53 PM
Wow... I really don't think most males would want women thinking I was the typical male. Wouldn't that hurt there chances with the females?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:19:54 PM
Don't you think it would more hurt the chances that the females would want to be with males if they used either of us as being indicative of all men?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:21:55 PM
Hey, Let us ladies decide that, Don't you think we have that right, or are males now picking who we girls are attracked to or not?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 03:24:29 PM
oops am I in trouble again?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:25:40 PM
Well, I would hope that you wouldn't assume we were assuming that we would be able to even conceive of what type of man you would be attracted to. That would be rather presumptuous of us would it not?
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Post by: Rage on August 14, 2008, 03:27:10 PM
You would think us to be so shallow?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:28:49 PM
Aint most men shallow and only think with what is down below?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:31:40 PM
((trying to respond in a way so as to not get me arse kicked when I finally do get to meet Lady De Laney and Toki))

Alas, m'Lady I would wager that to be an assumption often made by someone whose own experiences with the men is somewhat limited. From what I understand isn't your Toki one of the few of use that is not like that?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:44:17 PM
Lets just say, he's male like most, And I have 44 years of experiance with them, isn't that enough?

Oh you think I would kick your tail, do you? I'd be more afraid of me than Toki, I'm Isish and I do have a temper  ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 14, 2008, 03:47:03 PM
*pokes head into thread, wearing a school uniform and holding a class schedule*

Excuse me...is this Relationships 101?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:49:47 PM
See there.. now it is a WOMAN trying to change the schedule, by bringing up the idea of seeing school girl uniforms and the like is it not?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:50:27 PM
Yes it is, and History, Science, Math and what ever else, care to join us Wenchie?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:51:30 PM
Okay, now I really have a question.  What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:53:47 PM
OK, who changed the subject to movies quotes 101?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:54:32 PM
was it a woman or a man this time?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 14, 2008, 03:56:35 PM
*looks at school schedule and takes a seat*

Is it OK if I sit up front for Flim-making 101?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:57:26 PM
~looks around~~giggles~

Umm.. when did we become a school in here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 03:58:26 PM
I hated school, do I have to attend if Mr. Hand is the teacher?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 03:59:12 PM
yes, BUT this time we're the adults aren't we?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 04:02:33 PM
Well us girls are, but don't men usually act like little boys in a group or around women?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 14, 2008, 04:04:45 PM
wouldn't that depend entirely on how the women were dressed?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 04:15:57 PM
And why would THAT matter?

Slaps PD's tounge back in his head
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 14, 2008, 04:18:24 PM
You mean if we wore high heels, a dress, pearls and an apron a la Mrs. Cleaver?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 04:21:52 PM
Now aren't you being a little hard on the Beav Ward?

;D Sorry I just had to say that  ;D
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 14, 2008, 04:47:38 PM
Don't you think that the show would have been a little different if Ward HAD been a little "harder on the Beav"?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 04:55:10 PM
Would Ward be considered a pedofile now days with remarks like that?
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Post by: Lady Nicolette on August 14, 2008, 05:11:00 PM
Did you know that Jerry Mather's father was actually Principal at Granada Hills High School in the 1960's?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on August 14, 2008, 08:06:29 PM
Who is Jerry Mather?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 14, 2008, 08:57:05 PM
You must not be a Baby Boomer and familier with Leave it to Beaver?
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Post by: white trillium on August 14, 2008, 09:19:09 PM
Can you name another famous actor who appeared on Leave It To Beaver?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 14, 2008, 09:26:46 PM
Is it.....HARRISON FORD?
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Post by: white trillium on August 14, 2008, 09:30:54 PM
Bingo, anyone know of any other Leave It To Beaver actors (or actresses) that went on to greater things?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 14, 2008, 09:32:05 PM
Well, can you count June Cleaver as the jive-talking passenger in Airplane?
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Post by: Lady_Claira on August 14, 2008, 09:35:34 PM
Why are we talking about Leave it to Beaver?
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Post by: captmarga on August 15, 2008, 12:24:24 AM
Do you Know Harrison Ford's first movie appearance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on August 15, 2008, 07:29:09 AM
Aside from a few small roles, would his first big break be as Bob Falfa in American Graffiti?

*ain't he neat?*
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 15, 2008, 08:20:19 AM
How long has it been since you re-watched American Graffiti?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 09:13:55 AM
I didn't see any tagiing on the American town walls, so why was it called American Graffetti?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 15, 2008, 09:22:17 AM
Maybe it was called that because our lives are a blank wall?
People move in and out of our lives and leave their 'writings' and their marks on it?
And when it ends, we are left with a bunch of scribblings that mean nothing to anyone but ourselves?
That we can look back on it and smile?

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Post by: Anna Iram on August 15, 2008, 09:38:44 AM
American Graffiti was a compilation of pop culture pique, a harbinger of political changes, and the birth of an era that explodes the "Leave it to Beaver America" simply by saying farewell to it???..Set in a small town in Southern California, with a bunch of people who's existence in 1962 means the 13th and final year of the fifties, it correlates a cosmic awareness with an innocent societal disagreement.... ????People are happy, but not happy enough to want to stay the same.... ???The constant bond throughout the film is Wolfman Jack, the "supercool" disc jockey who creates a thousand different images of himself just by virtue of what he says on the radio...???He is illuminating as well as socially influential to a bunch of naive teenagers....???The music in this movie is extremely entertaining, as it signifies the end of an Eisenhower style Utopia..??? The couples that are paired off in this movie homogenize the attitudes and aspirations of these precocious 1962 teenagers, who are on the verge of growing up!! All of the characters in this film have an imperviousness to the objections related to a perceived totalitarianism brought on in the sixties, not just because the radical aspect of the decade has yet to be, but also, because locking horns with the authority figures is not second nature to them ...???(Even Big John Milner)... ???The bevy of Radicalism which besieges our nation over the remainder of this decade, (the 1960's) created a metamorphosis in social behavior that would change all Americans, even the people living in the town of Graffit, California!!!??? This movie superbly exemplifies the phrase "The calm before the storm" It gives the entire movie audience a crystal ball concept analysis report that sparks a bittersweet realization and empathy for everyone who plays a significant role in this George Lucas masterpiece!! ???Director George Lucas has never been better...????The cast is sensational!!and the film's unassuming demeanor surprisingly captures the honor of being one of America's greatest films on record!!! ????Five stars!!??? No question!! ????



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Post by: Anna Iram on August 15, 2008, 09:42:22 AM
Did I copy past that from a wiki? Did I add a bunch of ??? to make it fit the thread?


Yes? ;D
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Post by: white trillium on August 15, 2008, 10:52:33 AM
Excellent!  While many of us have seen American Graffiti more than once, has any one seen the sequal (More American Graffiti) more than once?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 12:06:09 PM
Would it be ok if I said NO?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on August 15, 2008, 12:09:18 PM
How many of us have dated a John Milner?

*raises hand*
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Post by: Yrose on August 15, 2008, 12:11:30 PM
I haven't, but should I?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on August 15, 2008, 12:13:26 PM

How many of us have drag raced riding with our John Milner?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXFMnfQVINM&feature=related

*raises hand again, but not as high*  :-[
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 12:34:05 PM
Drag racing, isn't that when a bunch of men dress up as women in sequined gowns, gaudy make-up, 4" spike heels, a bad wig and run to see who is faster?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 12:37:24 PM
I don't remember seeing you that night, were you there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 01:57:05 PM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 12:37:24 PM
I don't remember seeing you that night, were you there?

Aren't you confusing me with a DRAMA Queen?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 15, 2008, 02:00:06 PM
Could he have been confusing you with the English Queen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 02:03:54 PM
Or is it that you are confusing my question as being directed as you being a participant rather than a spectator I saw in the audience?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 02:41:14 PM
That must be it as I was dress as an English Queen, but what night where you racing for you to see me in the audiance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 04:02:33 PM
What, you mean you didn't see me in the teal sequined gown with the princess waist and ever so delicate silk scarf across my shoulders?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 15, 2008, 04:03:50 PM
Is it ok to be completely confused while reading these posts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 04:05:31 PM
What's to be confused about?  I saw Lady de Laney at the drag races while she was in the audience and I was competing. That's pretty simple, isn't it?
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Post by: Lady Elizabeth on August 15, 2008, 04:07:43 PM
I plead the fifth because opening day is tomorrow and I'm too excited to think. Anyone else feel the same?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 04:44:44 PM
Opening day, is that like Opening a can of beer day?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 04:49:44 PM
Or is it opening day for the fall fashion shoot?  Ummm.. is that anything like hunting? What's the bag limit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 04:58:54 PM
Is the bag limit how many shopping bag, you can carry out of the women's clothing store in the mall?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 15, 2008, 06:27:27 PM
That depends, what is your definition of women's clothing? I mean if I buy it and it is now mine, does it not become Men's clothing as I am a man?
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Post by: captmarga on August 15, 2008, 09:56:00 PM
Did you know that you can buy a man's corset on Ebay?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 15, 2008, 10:14:41 PM
Does anyone remember the Manzer from Sienfield?
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Post by: white trillium on August 15, 2008, 10:56:18 PM
Do you mean what Kramer called "the bro"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 16, 2008, 02:33:32 AM
Wasn't it a fight between Georges dad and Cosmo over the name?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 16, 2008, 10:31:45 AM
Who would name their kid Cosmo?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on August 16, 2008, 11:43:47 AM
Isn't that short for Cosmopolitan... and still the question is WHY?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 16, 2008, 12:49:49 PM
don't you think it would have been worse if they had named him Mojito?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 17, 2008, 09:31:44 AM
But what if they named him after a cheap crappy beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on August 17, 2008, 11:03:20 AM
Would you believe when I worked at the phone company someone asked for a guy named Bud Weiser?
Would you believe I hung up on them and then realized later he really existed?   :-[
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Post by: Demetrius on August 17, 2008, 11:58:36 AM
Would you believe I had a gold fish named Bud and a turtle named Weiser- no, well, would you believe it was me who called for my friend Bud?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2008, 08:45:52 AM
How do you know if a turtle can hear you call his name?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 18, 2008, 08:50:38 AM
Did you know that turtles breath through their butts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Gwyndolyn on August 18, 2008, 09:02:11 AM
Isn't it a good thing then that thier noses are on their faces, otherwise they would be smelling their breathe??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on August 18, 2008, 09:07:24 AM
I think I'll change the direction here.  Why is it that people will automatically assume that what they see in the news is truth when the are not given all the facts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rage on August 18, 2008, 09:37:25 AM
I so agree with you on that. Why don't they do a little research?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on August 18, 2008, 09:40:17 AM
Could it be because it's more fun to believe the worst rather than to take the time to see the best?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 09:47:41 AM
Or maybe because reporters do such a great job of twisting words around to make them half truths?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Escarlata on August 18, 2008, 10:11:16 AM
Does anybody remember the old saying "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 10:21:59 AM
Didn't Thumper in the movie Bambie say that after something his mother said to him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on August 18, 2008, 10:29:40 AM
Is that the same thing as not throwing stones if you live in a glass house?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 18, 2008, 10:37:20 AM
Can you imagine what the neighbors would see if houses were made from glass?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2008, 11:13:16 AM
Can you imagine standing up in the shower if it was made of glass?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 11:28:52 AM
what if the house was 100% glass, then wouldn't someone see you taking a shower?
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Post by: LadyAnn on August 18, 2008, 12:14:47 PM
If you used hot water while taking a shower, wouldn't it steam the glass?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 18, 2008, 02:40:51 PM
Would other things steam the glass too?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 18, 2008, 02:48:25 PM
aren't there already showers made of glass?  ???
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2008, 03:36:05 PM
Maybe it was supposed to be showers of blessings?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 18, 2008, 03:53:16 PM
Aren't the showers of blessings supposed to bring good luck?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 18, 2008, 04:09:23 PM
Isn't Luck just another way to say Karma is paying back?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 04:24:44 PM
What luck are we talkin bout here Willis, because I'm Irish and I have no luck except BAD LUCK, what about the rest of you?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 18, 2008, 09:25:04 PM
Isn't luck found by seeing the opportunities to turn lemons in to lemonaide?
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Post by: Rage on August 18, 2008, 09:31:21 PM
Yuck who actually likes lemons enough to make them into anything?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 09:41:44 PM
Can you squeeze lemonaide out of Lemon drop candy?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 18, 2008, 09:58:33 PM
Why do they call them "drops" anyway?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 18, 2008, 10:08:03 PM
Did somebody drop them on the floor and if so does the 5 second rule apply?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 19, 2008, 02:53:00 AM
Now why wouldn't the 5 second rule apply?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2008, 06:21:58 AM
Does the 20 second rule only apply to chocolate?
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Post by: Rage on August 19, 2008, 08:04:16 AM
is it still 20 seconds if its a really hot day?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 19, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
Next question kept to myself, way too much WenchMouth in it
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2008, 09:37:52 AM
Isn't the phrase 'gone in 60 seconds'??
:o
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 09:50:11 AM
Did anyone really watch that movie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2008, 11:27:53 AM
Who's talking about a movie?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 19, 2008, 11:34:52 AM
What movie?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 11:36:42 AM
Will we have popcorn with extra butter?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 19, 2008, 11:44:50 AM
Will the butter "taste real?"
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 11:50:26 AM
If it is a pirate movie, will I even notice the butter?  ;)
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on August 19, 2008, 12:00:50 PM
Can we have an adult beverage w/that pirate movie?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 12:03:54 PM
Can you smuggle a Landshark beer or a flask in your pocket?

*Of course you can....*
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 12:10:40 PM
Can you smuggle 4 flasks and a bottle of wine in your bra?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 19, 2008, 12:20:44 PM
Isn't there a game called "Gone in 60 seconds"?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 12:32:31 PM
Can ANYONE do that like BlueZipCode?  ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 12:46:41 PM
And what exactly is BlueZipCode?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 12:48:16 PM
Would you believe it is the pet name I gave Blue66669?  :D
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Post by: Cyron on August 19, 2008, 12:49:49 PM
maybe, what kind of affection we talking about?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 12:57:04 PM
Who has that bottle of Rum I know is hidden around here somewhere?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 12:59:05 PM
Did anyone see me kidnap the Pyrate Rum and shove it down my shirt???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 01:07:25 PM
Do you expect me to drink it after it's been there?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 01:08:07 PM
Isn't the fun part going in after it when stuck down BlueZipCodes shirt?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 01:10:49 PM
Do you think you're fortunate enough to find it in there, let alone walk away with your hand and arm intact?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 01:11:41 PM
Do you think I'm stupid enough to try and stick my arm in there?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 01:25:22 PM
Did you know you wouldn't be the first to have tried?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 01:43:23 PM
Wouldn't I be the first to first ask for your permission to do so?
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Post by: Anna Iram on August 19, 2008, 01:44:14 PM
Isn't there more to faire than drinking and  diving?  ;D
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 01:49:03 PM
You forgot sharp shiny steel didn't you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2008, 02:04:02 PM
Why would I drink out of something sharp and shiny?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 02:09:03 PM
OK are we now going into the forbidden zone talking about drinking out of sharp shinny things?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 19, 2008, 02:16:20 PM
Do we dare taking this convesation in a direction that would surely get us banned to Johns Inn?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on August 19, 2008, 02:50:24 PM
Is John's Inn anything like Big John's Icehouse?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 03:06:49 PM
Why is it that the threads I post in always get moved to John's Inn?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2008, 03:27:47 PM
So who's been to the Topwater Bar & Grill?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 03:37:30 PM
Are their drinks Top water or is that Tap water?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 19, 2008, 03:40:11 PM
Why am I hungry all of a sudden?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 04:04:36 PM
Do you get a choice of baked potatoes or fries?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on August 19, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
What, no onion rings?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 04:17:50 PM
Ever eat them dipped in horseradish sauce or seafood cocktail sauce?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 04:20:12 PM
What, Rocky Mountain Oysters?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 19, 2008, 04:22:35 PM
Wait! Aren't those....?

<insert pukey face here>
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 19, 2008, 04:29:13 PM
YUCK! Who likes them things?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 04:45:25 PM
I do, they are aweome, no worse than Haggis... actually much much better  Doesn't anyone else like RMO's?
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Post by: Lady Abigail on August 19, 2008, 08:53:40 PM
Rocky Mountain Oysters? Do they taste the same as regular Mountain Oysters?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 19, 2008, 10:09:05 PM
A Mountain oyster is the exact same thing as a Rocky Mountain Oyster  both come from the sew organ of a bull, am I right
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 20, 2008, 09:03:05 AM
Any noticed the dearth of clams lately?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 20, 2008, 09:14:02 AM
You mean the kind that taste like barnacles?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 20, 2008, 09:17:04 AM
I thought they tasted like snot sliding down your throat, you mean they don't?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 20, 2008, 10:07:14 AM
Does anyone have a good recipe for red clam sauce?

It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food
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Post by: Demetrius on August 20, 2008, 10:45:31 AM
Does it have to be red?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 20, 2008, 11:05:25 AM
Quote from: Escarlata on August 20, 2008, 10:07:14 AM
Does anyone have a good recipe for red clam sauce?

It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food

It must be lunch time, all my posts seem to be about food, Anyone else catch this from the post above?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 20, 2008, 11:14:44 AM
Is it contagious if it makes my tummy rumble?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 20, 2008, 11:16:29 AM
I'm hungry too, What's for lunch?
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Post by: captmarga on August 20, 2008, 11:18:14 AM
Too busy for lunch, does anyone know why all my settings were reset?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on August 20, 2008, 12:41:11 PM
Why is my cat eating a french fry? Is his name McCleo?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 20, 2008, 01:28:33 PM
Maybe he thinks his name is McFelix?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 20, 2008, 01:38:05 PM
Is it Kitty McCleod from the Clan McCleod?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 20, 2008, 02:15:00 PM
Quote from: blue66669 on August 20, 2008, 01:38:05 PM
Is it Kitty McCleod from the Clan McCleod?

Why do you ask?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 20, 2008, 02:22:26 PM
I was wondering, can there *really* be only one? Why can't there be only TWO?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 20, 2008, 02:41:47 PM
And why two, Why not say 42?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 20, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
Is it not true that since there can be only one that the second and third movies and the series should not have happened since Conner was supposed to have been the last after defeating the Kergan?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 20, 2008, 03:55:04 PM
When did something come out about the Federation defeating the Klingons?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 20, 2008, 04:13:55 PM
How come the Klingons on TOS look normal like and then in STNG and Enterprise that have the funny heads and ridges?
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Post by: captmarga on August 20, 2008, 09:36:24 PM
Perhaps we can blame the evolution of Klingons to a shortage of rubber latex prosthetics?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 21, 2008, 06:30:27 PM
Can't we blame all kinds of things on a shortage of latex prosthetics?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 22, 2008, 08:07:12 AM
Are we talking about a prosthetic that is a false limb used in place of one lost through accident or birth defect?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 22, 2008, 08:20:35 AM
Isn't it just the "shell" on those that is latex?
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Post by: Blue66669 on August 22, 2008, 05:01:54 PM
Isn't latex the coolest thing that God ever gave us?
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Post by: captmarga on August 22, 2008, 07:47:07 PM
How would people who are allergic to latex answer that?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 23, 2008, 01:29:14 AM
Since it doesn't 'breath', wouldn't latex be warm?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 23, 2008, 05:21:34 AM
Did you know that, if you're allergic to latex, you're also allergic to bananas?
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Post by: Demetrius on August 23, 2008, 10:54:25 AM
What about a latex banana?
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Post by: captmarga on August 23, 2008, 12:00:47 PM
Would a man in a gorilla suit be able to handle latex bananas safely?
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Post by: Lady Renee Buchanan on August 23, 2008, 07:08:56 PM
If the banana was latex, would the whipped cream and cherry slide off?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 24, 2008, 01:11:13 PM
Are the whipped cream and cherry latex too?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 24, 2008, 01:24:21 PM
Would you be able to tie ten knots in the stem of a latex cherry?
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Post by: captmarga on August 24, 2008, 08:34:24 PM
Do you know someone that would try it... no wait, shouldn't ask that, should I?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 24, 2008, 09:02:22 PM
Can anyone beat my current score of 4 in a regular stem?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 07:45:02 AM
How did my 13 year old daughter learn to tie a knot in a cherry stem?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 25, 2008, 07:57:52 AM
I'm sure I haven't taught anyone that young. Where are you, Purple Dragon?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 25, 2008, 08:22:05 AM
Is he with the Pink Elephant today?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 25, 2008, 08:31:53 AM
Purple Dragons and Pink Elepahnts, What is this place coming to?
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Post by: Rage on August 25, 2008, 11:52:22 AM
Have people been drink absthine?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 01:59:06 PM
I have drunk absinthe in the past have you not done so?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 25, 2008, 02:01:07 PM
Now why in Heaven would I want to inbibe in something that would make me see a purple dragon and a pink elephant?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 02:02:43 PM
would seeing a purple dragon in person be that bad?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 25, 2008, 02:03:41 PM
it depends does it breath fire or give good hugs?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 02:04:22 PM
What if it breaths fire and gives good hugs?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 25, 2008, 02:06:29 PM
Does it cook a steak perfectly medium rare on demand when it breaths finre, then give you a hug just because?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 02:07:51 PM
Hmmm.. Could it cook a steak MR with its fire breathing??

((Yes, I do give great hugs))
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Post by: groomporter on August 25, 2008, 06:57:16 PM
And if the dragon in question also eats vegetables, does the local city's recycling program take away the wheelchairs?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 07:42:18 PM
Why is it assumed that the meat the Dragon eats is people? 


((This is Texas afterall.. and there are plenty of cattle here))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 25, 2008, 08:14:14 PM
Might the dragon be a Scottish Dragon and like MUTTON a.k.a. Sheep?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 25, 2008, 09:13:26 PM
I'm thinking I should leave the sheep alone, lonely Scottsmen need dates don't they?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 26, 2008, 12:12:31 AM
Would a scottish dragon eat or date sheep?
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Post by: captmarga on August 26, 2008, 12:27:03 AM
Oh, I don't think I should go there, should I?
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Post by: groomporter on August 26, 2008, 07:32:59 AM
I'll go there!
Can we define "eat"?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 07:47:56 AM
Seeing as how this topic is heading dangerously toward John's Inn, I wonder how much further we can push that limit?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2008, 08:04:52 AM
Who would rather go to a Faire instead?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 08:09:15 AM
Is it time for TRF yet?
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Post by: Escarlata on August 26, 2008, 08:19:31 AM
Isn't the fact that most of us would rather go to Faire over just about anything the reason we're all here?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 08:21:04 AM
Is it odd that I have friends that are willing to try and convince my boss at faire that he should allow me to come dressed as I wish (within the rules of the faire) on All Hallows Eve weekend?

((Yes Lady de Laney I am talking about THAT type of costuming))
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on August 26, 2008, 08:37:37 AM
You know I'll be going to see you, right, PD?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 26, 2008, 10:11:36 AM
I think many of us would come see PD if he had on that costume, am I correct?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 10:16:54 AM
You just want to see my fantabulous legs don't you Or are you truly interested in seeing that costume genre' with me?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2008, 10:26:53 AM
Are we talking about men in Kilts?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 10:28:24 AM
Do you honestly think you're going to be that lucky and this part of the conversation is about Kilts?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 26, 2008, 10:52:20 AM
Kilts?  Whos in a kilt?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2008, 11:55:44 AM
Did Bacardi get a new Kilt for his birthday?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 26, 2008, 12:50:18 PM
Don't most of us gals love a man in a kilt and have any of you seen Saber's rear in a kilt?
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Post by: TheFerret on August 26, 2008, 12:58:03 PM
Who hasn't seen it?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 01:02:35 PM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I swore you were an angel would you treat me like the devil tonight?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 26, 2008, 01:11:49 PM
H9ow did we get back to song lyrics from men in kilts?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2008, 01:20:58 PM
Doesn't Tartanic have men in Kilts who sing?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 01:25:38 PM
Was my subtle attempt to get away from the topic of kilts too subtle?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2008, 01:27:10 PM
It's Sean Connery's birthday, have you seen him in a kilt?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 01:28:29 PM
why must we keep going back to kilts?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 26, 2008, 01:39:27 PM
Do you dislike kilts? :o
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 01:48:54 PM
In truth, I can take them or leave them. I am just concerned that others may fall away from the conversation, are you not so concerned?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 26, 2008, 01:57:54 PM
Lets change it to weather It's hot and Sunny in Colorado today, how's it in your neck of the woods?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 02:26:57 PM
Why bother asking, don't you know that hte weather doesn't change much in Texas?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 26, 2008, 02:49:31 PM
Doesn't it rain there like around faire time?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 26, 2008, 03:06:37 PM
It has been known to, but sadly, not enough to do much good, only raises the humidity which I believe in turn raises peoples ire, odd how that seems to happen huh?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 26, 2008, 07:22:51 PM
Don't you think if the weather is going to act up it waits to faire comes?
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Post by: captmarga on August 26, 2008, 10:09:45 PM
Since I have a new leather bodice for this weekend, can we all cross fingers for a cold snap this weekend in KC?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 26, 2008, 10:15:07 PM
Since the cold snap came in KC this year, dost thou all have thy cloaks to wear?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 07:59:40 AM
I've been at the office for over an hour now, and I haven't gotten coffee yet why???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 08:43:16 AM
maybe you need to get motivated and go get a cup?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 27, 2008, 08:49:13 AM
Wouldn't you rather have iced coffee in the summer?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 08:56:17 AM
Since the company provides us the coffee for free, why should I spend my money on an iced coffee?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 08:57:25 AM
Why spend your money, can't you just put Ice in it then it would be ice coffee right?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 09:10:49 AM
While puttin ice in the coffee would make it iced coffee, without the proper flavors I couldn't make a caramel machiato now could I?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 09:16:00 AM
And just how do you make a caramel machiato?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 09:22:37 AM
The same way as everyone else, I drive up to the Starbucks and order one, don't you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 09:31:20 AM
I don't drink coffee, latte's or anything Starbucks servers, Why spend the price of a gallon of gas on a cup of Yuppie Coffee?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 09:34:32 AM
I used to think the same way, and then by a fluke one day, I tried one. WOW, what a flavor?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 27, 2008, 09:52:51 AM
Have you ever tried to make it at home?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 10:03:42 AM
I came close, but am not sure of the exact ingredients needed, are you?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:07:48 AM
Wouldn't you need caramel and milk and espresso?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 27, 2008, 11:10:26 AM
I make mine with chilled coffee...pour 3/4 coffee and 1/4 milk over ice, add a nice helping of caramel and voila...liquid heaven....  probably not right though, huh?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:15:29 AM
Could be, but then I do not know myself so that's why I was asking isn't it?
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 27, 2008, 11:18:40 AM
Do you drink yours hot or over ice?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:24:14 AM
The first one I had was hot, but my wife says I should try it iced with extra Caramel, what do you think?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:28:14 AM
I like iced ones, but since I'm allergic to caramel, I probably shouldn't drink them, should I?
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Post by: *Teach* on August 27, 2008, 11:35:09 AM
I've tried both but like the hot best, why don't they have any rum flavorings?*
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 11:43:19 AM
Whats the big deal about yuppie coffee like Starbucks?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?

Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)
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Post by: FortuneRose on August 27, 2008, 12:02:12 PM
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?

Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)
Does it count if it is ordered online and brewed at home in a little pod coffee maker?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 27, 2008, 12:03:49 PM
Caribou steak coffee, isn't that an Icelandic thing?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on August 27, 2008, 07:10:33 PM
would caribou steak coffee more properly be called bouillion?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on August 27, 2008, 11:51:51 PM
Is it made with real caribou?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 28, 2008, 02:08:09 AM
As apposed to artificial caribou?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 28, 2008, 06:50:58 AM
Is there such a thing as artificial Caribollioun? And don't you just love made up words?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 28, 2008, 08:46:04 AM
Did you take lessons from the SCHRUB (GWB) on made up words?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on August 28, 2008, 09:55:01 AM
Is the Caribouillion nucular?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 28, 2008, 10:10:25 AM
If it was nucular, would it glow in the dark?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 28, 2008, 10:19:53 AM
Why does everyone think you'll glow if irradiated?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on August 28, 2008, 10:22:22 AM
You mean to tell me that The Simpsons have been lying to me about that?
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Post by: renren on August 28, 2008, 03:34:35 PM
Quote from: Charlotte Rowan on August 27, 2008, 11:52:43 AM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on August 27, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
You're not caught under the evil spell that is Starbucks?

Does anyone else prefer Caribou coffee over Starbucks? (or is that a MN thing?)

Definitely..both coffee or tea.


Would the Simpsons lie?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 28, 2008, 05:57:26 PM
Doesn't it take conciousness, even self awareness to lie.
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Post by: captmarga on August 28, 2008, 10:36:51 PM
Oops, did the ? mark not work on your keyboard??? Do you need an air duster can?  (Or do you use the dishwasher version?)
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Post by: Hoowil on August 29, 2008, 12:56:00 AM
Dishwasher? Wouldn't that be a risk to my dishes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 29, 2008, 08:17:02 AM
Can you hire a dishwasher under 3 foot?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 29, 2008, 08:52:48 AM
why would I have three feet, aren't the two I have enough?
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Post by: captmarga on August 29, 2008, 11:02:23 AM
If you had two left feet, would you still need a right foot to walk?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 29, 2008, 11:08:20 AM
If you had two left feet, could you ever start off on the right foot?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 29, 2008, 11:29:41 AM
Would you then call your feet the left-left and the right-left?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on August 29, 2008, 11:45:45 AM
wouldn't you be a clutz with two left feet even if you called the left one right?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 30, 2008, 10:30:11 AM
but don't cats have 2 left feet? Are they all clutzes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 31, 2008, 03:02:20 PM
Can you be a Klutz without two left feet?
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Post by: Escarlata on September 01, 2008, 09:12:24 AM
When did the word clutz/Klutz come from? Was it really the name of a clumsy person?
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Post by: RenaissanceInBlood on September 01, 2008, 09:56:53 AM
Can you look 'klutz' up in the dictionary?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 01, 2008, 11:53:32 AM
Did you know the word 'klutz' is Yiddish for 'wooden block'?

Oy vey.
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Post by: festmum on September 01, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
Why do they call it Yiddish?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 01, 2008, 02:03:06 PM
Isn't putx Yiddish also, and could you be a klutzy Putz?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 01, 2008, 02:26:02 PM
Do you know what it is like to be one of the few shiksas in a class full of Jewish students?

*raises hand*
I do.

http://www.sillymusic.com/yiddish_dictionary_definitiions.asp
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 01, 2008, 03:12:45 PM
Is a shiksa related to a shiksa-bob?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 01, 2008, 05:12:06 PM
Do you really think that Bob can be a shiksa when a shiksa can only be a girl?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 01, 2008, 06:11:01 PM
Who knows when a girl is a girl?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 01, 2008, 06:14:26 PM
When her pants zipper is on the side instead of the front?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 02, 2008, 06:58:18 AM
What about if the pants button instead of zip?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 02, 2008, 07:01:38 AM
Do they button left to right or right to left like a shirt?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 02, 2008, 09:35:48 AM
Whose shirt are we talking about?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 02, 2008, 11:03:52 AM
Would you give me the shirt off your back?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 02, 2008, 11:18:52 AM
Could he give you a clean shirt out of his closet?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 02, 2008, 12:07:25 PM
Would you give me the skirt off your waist if I gave you the shirt off my back?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 02, 2008, 01:34:48 PM
Is it feminine and flattering to a female figure?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 02, 2008, 01:35:18 PM
Would you expect any less from MOI?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 02, 2008, 01:40:46 PM
yes, wouldn't you if you were me?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 02, 2008, 01:43:43 PM
Are you assuming that I have no fashion sense? Why would I make such an offer/request if it were not what you wished for?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 02, 2008, 04:45:44 PM
So you are saying you usually dress like a woman?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 02, 2008, 04:55:38 PM
What, You didn't know that after reading all these posts?
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Post by: captmarga on September 02, 2008, 10:40:50 PM
Just how many wild discussions did I miss while I went to KC?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 03, 2008, 02:07:52 AM
Would you REALLY like to know?
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Post by: Escarlata on September 03, 2008, 06:55:07 AM
Did you start any wild discussions while you were there?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 03, 2008, 08:05:51 AM
Are you certain you really want an answer to that question?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 03, 2008, 08:26:21 AM
Are there any questions that we REALLY want answered?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 03, 2008, 08:26:44 AM
What kind of question is that?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 03, 2008, 02:45:44 PM
You mean the question from above?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 03, 2008, 02:56:14 PM
Could I possibly mean any other question than the question above mine?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 03, 2008, 05:09:37 PM
And what question might that be exactly?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 03, 2008, 07:23:25 PM
Exactly what are you trying to say?
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Post by: captmarga on September 03, 2008, 11:02:36 PM
Can we get me more confused than I already am???
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 04, 2008, 02:09:32 AM
Are you aware all of us here are confused now?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 04, 2008, 03:50:06 AM
Am I truly aware, or you just think I am?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on September 04, 2008, 06:37:13 AM
Did someone say "I think therefore you are aware"?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 04, 2008, 08:01:19 AM
Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 04, 2008, 04:36:21 PM
What do you mean we don't park on the parkway- haven't you seen my car?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 04, 2008, 04:47:33 PM
Have you ever parked in a park?   ;)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 04, 2008, 06:44:50 PM
If you park in the park then wouldn't you drive on the parkway?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 04, 2008, 07:18:18 PM
If you park in a park, can you gun someone's motor?
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Post by: captmarga on September 04, 2008, 10:33:43 PM
Isn't the car shut off if you are parking?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 05, 2008, 12:09:55 AM
How can you shut off the car if it isn't already running?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 05, 2008, 03:33:19 AM
Can't you pretend to do it?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 05, 2008, 05:18:16 AM
Do you really think it is a car motor I am talking about?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on September 05, 2008, 05:24:03 AM
If you continue along these lines, won't they move us to John's Inn?
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Post by: maelstrom0370 on September 05, 2008, 05:36:00 AM
Why am I not suprised?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 05, 2008, 08:20:31 AM
I don't know, what would surprise you?
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Post by: festmum on September 05, 2008, 07:23:00 PM
Do I have to have a surprise? ::)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 06, 2008, 09:32:13 AM
Would you rather know what you're getting for Christmas, or would you rather it be a surprise?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 06, 2008, 12:51:25 PM
Parks,cars,christmas and surprises-what are we talking about here?
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Post by: captmarga on September 06, 2008, 06:52:38 PM
Have you ever had a biiiiigggggg huge box all wrapped up... and it had just an envelope down in the bottom of it?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 07, 2008, 10:18:58 AM
Or a pocket knife rolled in enough newspaper to make it the size of a beach ball?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 07, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
Have you ever had heavy stuff in a box only to find out the gift had no weight at all?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2008, 08:35:56 AM
Ever seen anyone receive undwear wrapped in a ring box?

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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 09:26:23 AM
What is the wierdest gift you ever gave someone?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 08, 2008, 09:33:20 AM
Don't some consider an STD a gift  as it's often called the gift that keeps on giving?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 09:35:39 AM
But, wouldn't that be classified as more of a THOUGHTLESS gift than a weird one?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2008, 09:42:16 AM
Would you say that you're likeliest to get a weird gift at one of those white elephant exchanges?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 09:46:46 AM
Would I be wrong in assuming that a ziplock baggie filled with "Pre-fused cannon wads" would be considered the weirdest gift? 

((Yes, the "Pre-fused cannon wads" are EXACTLY what you think they are.  No, I was not the recipient of this one, I managed to get away that year with a Licensed Kit Rae sword.))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 08, 2008, 10:48:25 AM
How about a Tacky gift that ended up being tacks?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 11:03:10 AM
Tacks?  Is that how they're held on?
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Post by: captmarga on September 08, 2008, 11:04:10 AM
Is that better or worst than using the gold bottle of "tacky glue"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2008, 11:26:19 AM
Wow, when did they start making gold-colored glue?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 11:27:16 AM
Does Elmer's Glue still turn yellow with age?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 08, 2008, 11:35:14 AM
Don't old people turn yellow with age?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on September 08, 2008, 12:13:47 PM
Don't teeth turn yellow w/coffee & ciggies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 08, 2008, 12:24:23 PM
who many of you drink coffee and smoke ciggies?

I don't and never will YUK!
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 08, 2008, 12:55:49 PM
Is it possible to start the day without a cup of coffee?

((It is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion, it is by the beans of JAVA that my thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning, it is by Caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.))
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Post by: captmarga on September 09, 2008, 12:18:40 AM
Hating coffee (HATING it...), can't I substitute a nice Dr Pepper for brekkers?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 09, 2008, 12:29:48 AM
How can one live without coffee?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 08:31:46 AM
Easy... how can one drink that tar tasting liquid?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 08:40:51 AM
How would you know what Tar tastes like Have you drank it before?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 09, 2008, 09:56:13 AM
Haven't you ever picked up the wrong mug?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 09:58:12 AM
Why oh why didn't I take the Blue Pill?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 09, 2008, 10:00:21 AM
Ever taken the wrong pill?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 10:01:00 AM
What happens if I take a Midol?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 10:04:42 AM
Would that turn you into Midas?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 10:16:26 AM
Would that give me the Midas touch?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 09, 2008, 10:18:14 AM
Need a new muffler?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 11:08:03 AM
How can you tell if you need a new muffler?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on September 09, 2008, 11:12:00 AM
Doesn't it start to unravel?
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Post by: captmarga on September 09, 2008, 11:17:41 AM
Wouldn't a scarf knitted of asbestos be scratchy?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 11:44:13 AM
Doesn't asbestos cause cancer?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 11:50:01 AM
Cancer, you think with all the billions in research dollars, they would have found a cure by now?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 12:32:26 PM
One would think that, but isn't it odd how the government just seems to keep coming up with more ways to spend our money rather than doing something useful with it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 12:57:57 PM
You mean like killing off people who dress, talk, and believe in a different relegion?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 01:12:51 PM
Are you talking about the Amish?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 01:56:08 PM
I thought I was talking about Rennies, you mean I wasn't?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 02:46:00 PM
Is Rennie a registered religion?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 09, 2008, 02:54:01 PM
You mean it isn't already?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 04:12:05 PM
How manyof you belong to the church of Rennietology invented by Henry Tudor?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 09, 2008, 06:26:28 PM
I thought we all did, you mean we don't?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2008, 06:58:51 PM
Are you sure it was founded by Henry Tudor and not Leonardo Da Vinci?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 09, 2008, 08:57:07 PM
Wasn't he in the Titanic Movie a few years ago?
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Post by: captmarga on September 09, 2008, 09:52:59 PM
Don't you mean he was a Tremendous monumental Artist?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 09, 2008, 10:07:13 PM
What actually constitutes a monumental Artist anyway?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 10, 2008, 12:38:58 AM
Or reconstitutes a monumental artist?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 10, 2008, 02:31:38 AM
And why is "monumental" the best way to describe them?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 10, 2008, 06:42:57 AM
Is it because they work on tomb monuments?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 08:27:42 AM
Why are some called "Monuments" and others called "Tombstones" aren't they both one and the same?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 10, 2008, 08:38:23 AM
I've heard of Tombstone pizza but not Monument, is there a brand called that?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 09:06:13 AM
Do you have pizza on the brain today?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 10, 2008, 09:11:24 AM
I don't have pizza on the brian today. Do you have lunch on the brain already?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 09:27:46 AM
Lunch on the brain, dinner on the brain, would you expect ME to NOT think about food?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 10, 2008, 09:54:51 AM
Is it really true that to make a man "TRUELLY" happy a gilr just needs to show up nacked and bring food?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 10:47:25 AM
That depends, is she also carrying BEER?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 10, 2008, 11:05:11 AM
So it's only true if she has beer on her then?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 11:20:31 AM
You don't really believe all men to be that shallow do you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 10, 2008, 12:37:10 PM
You mean  :o they're not?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 01:16:46 PM
Not this one anyway, but then I'm not like ALL men now am I?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 10, 2008, 03:54:43 PM
Do real men eat Quiche?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 10, 2008, 03:56:26 PM
UMM Hello? Just what is the discussion here? Did I miss something? Want a beer? Questions,Questions,Questions! :o
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on September 10, 2008, 04:11:59 PM
Are you seriously asking faire-hungry rennies if we want a beer?  :P What kind of beer?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 10, 2008, 04:21:24 PM
Oh, Quiche is one of my favorite breakfasts from The Queens Pantry at TRF... what's your favorite breakfast at inside the gates of faire?
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Post by: captmarga on September 10, 2008, 09:01:48 PM
Does anyone remember the venison stew breadbowl at TRF?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 10, 2008, 11:37:21 PM
Do you remember how much it cost?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 11, 2008, 08:18:15 AM
I remember the Black Forest Muffins, do they still have those?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 11, 2008, 10:26:02 AM
Where they made with the Black Forest?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 11, 2008, 10:48:14 AM
Does the fact that the area of the faire they were sold in is called The Black Forest area count?  ((well, not realy, but it is the German section))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 11, 2008, 11:35:30 AM
Would you call a pizza made in the English side Whitehall Pizza?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 11, 2008, 02:42:48 PM
Why are we talking about pizza at 1:42 in the afternoon?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 11, 2008, 02:50:17 PM
Because it was 11:35:30 AM when I posted that. You mean you don't think about pizza at 1:42pm?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 11, 2008, 03:18:06 PM
You mean not everyone is thinking about ME at all times?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 11, 2008, 03:19:57 PM
Why would we always think of Maine?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 11, 2008, 03:21:18 PM
What's in ME (Maine) besides Moose and Loons?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 11, 2008, 03:24:40 PM
Don't I qualify as both I'm strong as a moose and crazy as a loon?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 11, 2008, 03:28:06 PM
Wow, do you live in Maine?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 11, 2008, 03:39:45 PM
Do I have to live in main to be a Looney Moose?

((I was born in New Hampshire, does that count for anything))?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 11, 2008, 04:34:09 PM
Looney Moose? I thought it was a Daffy Moose or was that Daffy Duck?
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Post by: captmarga on September 11, 2008, 10:37:03 PM
Ducks, moose (or is that mooses), are we suddenly in a zoo?  (Do we really need to answer that???)
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 11, 2008, 11:26:30 PM
How did we get on to animals in the first place?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 12, 2008, 12:08:38 AM
Wouldn't one need to catch a moose to get onto it?
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Post by: Lady Abigail on September 12, 2008, 12:28:23 AM
Wouldn't it make an unforgettable ride?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 12, 2008, 02:12:19 AM
Would you want that to be on Youtube?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 12, 2008, 09:43:56 AM
Is it true that What happens in Washington D.C. stays on YouTube?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 12, 2008, 09:47:36 AM
Why is it YouTube and not MeTube?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 12, 2008, 09:41:33 PM
Aren't you glad it's "U" tube and not "X" Tube?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 12, 2008, 10:54:54 PM
Wouldn't the X then imply it was Xtreme?
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Post by: captmarga on September 13, 2008, 10:29:04 PM
I've heard other terms used, but as I haven't visited, perhaps I was mistaken?
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Post by: Ranna on September 15, 2008, 09:01:50 AM
Would you want to be infamous on YouTube?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 15, 2008, 09:05:26 AM
Out of context, wasn't that sentence a bit confusing?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 15, 2008, 09:24:22 AM
Isn't everything typed on her confusing?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on September 15, 2008, 06:48:33 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on September 15, 2008, 09:24:22 AM
Isn't everything typed on her confusing?

So how did you fit her in the typewriter in the first place?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 16, 2008, 08:51:18 AM
Is she really that thin that  you can fit her into a typewriter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 16, 2008, 08:53:35 AM
Is it possible to fit her into a printing press instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 16, 2008, 10:24:32 AM
Wow, how did here turn to her and get us upside down again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 16, 2008, 10:38:05 AM
Could it be that I made a TYPO of her instead of here and I am getting teased for it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 16, 2008, 10:39:53 AM
Why would we tease anyone for something like that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 16, 2008, 10:53:17 AM
Were we that bored that we had to tease you for a type of her from here?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 16, 2008, 11:25:25 AM
You mean your NOT bored sitting in a Cube at work listening to phones ringing and people talking about you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 16, 2008, 02:53:34 PM
Nope, not bored with that since I am not working in a boiler room or call center.  Why would anyone voluntarily be in an environment where they had to answer the phone all day long?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 16, 2008, 04:23:27 PM
If the phone rings ,don't cha wanna answer it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 16, 2008, 04:25:35 PM
Why should I answer it, it's just going to be another bill collector?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 16, 2008, 04:31:06 PM
What makes you think I answer the phone all day helping people while talking in my bad Indian speaking English Accent and calling myself Rajish or Roger for you Americans :)?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 16, 2008, 05:04:07 PM
So was the 'her' typo just part of the bad english speaking indian accent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 16, 2008, 08:58:58 PM
I was more amused at going from here to her in the typewriter, envisioning a flat paper doll - weren't you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 17, 2008, 06:53:16 AM
If you speak English with an accent, does it follow that you will type with an accent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 17, 2008, 08:34:19 AM
Why can't I find the "Any" Key?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 17, 2008, 08:38:11 AM
Doesn't the "ANY" key mean you can use any key stroke on the keyboard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 17, 2008, 08:56:24 AM
Why can't I get an American Express Card?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 17, 2008, 09:09:10 AM
Why do you need a card, your an American and you can express yourself right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 17, 2008, 03:38:18 PM
But, that won't give me an Unlimited Credit limit will it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 17, 2008, 04:34:21 PM
Is there ANY card that gives you unlimited credit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on September 17, 2008, 08:57:09 PM
Doesn't the Black Amex give you unlimited charges?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 17, 2008, 09:22:45 PM
Who is this "Black Card" issued by - Darth Vader?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 08:11:07 AM
Would you hear James Earl Jones' voice when you used it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 18, 2008, 08:26:01 AM
Anyone told you that hearing disembodied voices is not good?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 08:32:23 AM
Was it an EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenom) per the TAPS team?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 09:00:07 AM
TAPS? Wasn't that a movie with a very young Tom Cruise in it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 09:10:48 AM
Tom Cruise? Didn't he get killed in that movie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 09:27:09 AM
I don't think he got killed, but hasn't he turned into a real psycho lately?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 09:30:44 AM
Isn't that a requirement to belong to an orginization created by a Sci-Fi writer?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 18, 2008, 09:43:20 AM
Is the writer in question Newt Gingrich?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 09:46:34 AM
It would be cooler if it were Newt Gingrich at least then he would have a cool name right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 09:50:52 AM
Do you think Newt would ever quote Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

"She turned me into a Newt... I'm feeling better"!
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 10:19:41 AM
Have you ever been in a conversation where you started out on Monty Python quotes and transitioned to Mel Brooks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on September 18, 2008, 10:39:10 AM
Where Wolf?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 10:48:26 AM
Don't you mean Werewolf the savage beast of a cursed human?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 18, 2008, 11:12:14 AM
Why would you consider a lycanthrope cursed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 18, 2008, 12:03:20 PM
Did they ask to be bitten abd become Lycanthropes, thuis being a curse to kill innocents?
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Post by: Demetrius on September 18, 2008, 01:53:58 PM
Would that qualify them as misanthrope?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 18, 2008, 08:14:45 PM
What the heck is that?  ???  ???  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on September 18, 2008, 08:26:45 PM
What's a thrope and how did it go missing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 18, 2008, 10:42:02 PM
It is anything like a snipe?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 19, 2008, 12:59:38 AM
Do we need to show you how to hunt snipe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 19, 2008, 08:11:42 AM
Can anyone give lessons in snake hunting instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 19, 2008, 08:22:14 AM
Why would you hunt the snakes, they're harmless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on September 19, 2008, 10:09:44 AM
Are they harmless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 19, 2008, 10:21:01 AM
Can I have the snakes you can round up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 19, 2008, 10:32:50 AM
Why round them up, why not leave them alone in their environment?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on September 19, 2008, 09:46:18 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to round them than to square them? Cube them?
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Post by: captmarga on September 20, 2008, 12:03:58 AM
A cube snake?  How would it slither?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 21, 2008, 11:13:49 AM
Is it possible she meant elliptical?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 21, 2008, 09:23:04 PM
Did we scare everyone off with the snake direction of the thread?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 22, 2008, 08:32:42 AM
Did you know that if it had been up to me to come up with a name for snakes, it would be Eeba Dabba?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 22, 2008, 08:54:04 AM
Do you think it means something if you spell it backwards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 22, 2008, 12:49:18 PM
If you spell it backwards then it is no longer it now is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 22, 2008, 01:08:46 PM
What is it, you say what is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 22, 2008, 01:34:23 PM
Who are we talking about now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 22, 2008, 01:45:02 PM
Why do I still no have electricity at my home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 22, 2008, 02:15:29 PM
is it because you live in say, Tejas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 22, 2008, 03:59:46 PM
Have you tried a sign that says free beer for the first Centerpoint truck to stop?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 23, 2008, 12:10:11 AM
With no electricity, wouldn't the beer be warm?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 23, 2008, 08:31:32 AM
Isn't that what FEMA's ice is for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 08:34:25 AM
What? You mean FEMA is ACTALLY doing something in Texas unlike Louisiana?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 10:35:10 AM
Wasn't the problem in Louisiana more caused by corrupt politicians?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 11:08:10 AM
You mean all politicans are not corrupt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 11:11:51 AM
Are their lips moving?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 12:13:30 PM
Don't they speak out of their back sides i.e. Arse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 12:17:47 PM
Why do they all start their speeches with "If I'm elected, I promise to..."?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 12:37:01 PM
Well don't most people respond to promises either true or not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 12:51:24 PM
When will the people learn not to believe a word that comes out of their mouths?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 23, 2008, 03:17:31 PM
They have swords coming out of their mouths?


oh my bad. you said words.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 03:18:33 PM
Are politicnas sword swollowers on the side?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 03:30:35 PM
I don't know about that, but they expect us to swallow the tripe they keep dishing out don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 23, 2008, 03:31:35 PM
Tripe as in B.S. or as in Fish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 23, 2008, 03:36:10 PM
I'd rather eat fish than tripe wouldn't you?
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Post by: captmarga on September 23, 2008, 10:20:24 PM
Isn't tripe one of those foods that takes it's flavor from what it is cooked with?
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Post by: Sketchn on September 23, 2008, 11:08:57 PM
Quote from: captmarga on September 23, 2008, 10:20:24 PM
Isn't tripe one of those foods that takes it's flavor from what it is cooked with?

I thought that was soy?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 24, 2008, 05:31:57 AM
Was that a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 24, 2008, 08:29:22 AM
Doesn't the concept of something being a question or not depend upon the inflection placed upon the words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 24, 2008, 08:40:21 AM
What if its more of an accent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 24, 2008, 08:41:16 AM
what words and what type of accent are we taking here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 24, 2008, 09:11:29 AM
Is it possible to determine accent or inflection in the written word?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 24, 2008, 09:14:52 AM
Well mate, If I said guh'day tuh ya and all the Shellies out there, could you tell I was Australian and just being friendly to you and all the girls who read this?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on September 24, 2008, 09:49:37 AM
Could you be telling where I was from if'n I be talking like this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 24, 2008, 09:53:18 AM
Yo, Hommi, Wuz up Dowg, It's not from the Ghetto is it now Holmes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 24, 2008, 09:56:26 AM
Oh no, we're not going to do a whole thread in dialect, are we?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 24, 2008, 09:57:47 AM
Wot ees thees d-eye-a-layct of wheech you speak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 24, 2008, 10:04:05 AM
I am unfamiliar with that particular dialect, could you perhaps educate me further that I might understand you better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 26, 2008, 12:24:15 PM
Il est "un patois", comprendez-vous?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 26, 2008, 12:27:30 PM
No I do not comprehend, does anyone else speak this dialect?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on September 26, 2008, 12:37:14 PM
Would you believe that patois is a dialect that is not standard, encompassing pidgen, creole and other dialects? And a good example of this would be non-Parisian French which would be dialects such as Breton or Provencal? And that the Cajuns speak a dialect of Acadian French?

Comprendez-vous?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 26, 2008, 01:20:41 PM
Je ne sais pas, Quelle était la question ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 26, 2008, 01:30:23 PM
Wo ist der Bahnhoff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 26, 2008, 01:49:42 PM
Ce que le forum ont une langue abandon de l'anglais seulement?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on September 26, 2008, 04:50:14 PM
Why am I craving beignets with extra powdered sugar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Amy of York on September 26, 2008, 05:12:55 PM
Does a spoonful of sugar really make  the medicine  go  down ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 26, 2008, 06:16:42 PM
I dont know about that BUT wouldn't it make your blood sugar go up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 26, 2008, 07:44:04 PM
Lets see... chocolate shake, too much Hershey's syrup - wait!  Is there really such a thing???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Abigail on September 27, 2008, 12:08:23 AM
How could you ever use to much Hershey's syrup?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on September 27, 2008, 07:21:37 PM
Too much hershey syrup? Is there such a thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 27, 2008, 10:04:16 PM
If it caused sugar shock would that be bad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2008, 11:15:23 AM
Is diabetic diabolical?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 29, 2008, 02:14:10 AM
You sure that isn't, metabolic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 29, 2008, 08:07:11 AM
Have you ever tried to use metallic thread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 29, 2008, 08:45:00 AM
Is it made of metal like Aluminum, bronze, copper, brass, silver, gold, platinum or some other metal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 29, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
How can you tell what it's made of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charity 'The Pirhanna' O'Reilly on September 29, 2008, 10:40:05 PM
Are you sure it is made with metal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 09:29:26 AM
What shall we discuss today?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 09:40:45 AM
Aren't we discusing metals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 09:49:59 AM
That was yesterday's topic wasn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 10:00:13 AM
Can't we just stay on the same subject for once?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 10:06:21 AM
Oh, okay then Gold or Silver which do you prefer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 11:14:38 AM
Does either involve precious gems?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 01:47:13 PM
Would you like there to be precious gems?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 02:31:18 PM
You mean you didn't know that PD, and you call yourself a Girl-Friend girlfriend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 02:45:41 PM
Well, of course I knew that I didn't want to assume to know WHICH precious gems as we all know the meaning of the word weed puller U ME now don't we?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 30, 2008, 03:00:41 PM
What if it meant Poisoinous Gems?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Matty Pine Brownie on September 30, 2008, 03:05:04 PM
That means that we find something else to eat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 03:06:24 PM
Why would you eat a gem, are you a dragon on something?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on September 30, 2008, 03:29:51 PM
Why does everyone assume that Dragons ate Gems? 
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 30, 2008, 03:54:29 PM
If they weren't cabochons, wouldn't that be a rather prickly bed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on September 30, 2008, 04:02:52 PM
Well that eat gold in the E. E. Knight Dragon novels, why not gems Do you think Dragons use porupines to scratch their backs on?
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Post by: Charity 'The Pirhanna' O'Reilly on September 30, 2008, 09:44:29 PM
Doesnt  most dragon breath fire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on September 30, 2008, 09:51:49 PM
Do they breathe fire, or do they just have a raging case of halitosis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 01, 2008, 01:00:32 AM
If dragons just have halitosis, does that mean exhaled germs melt knights?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 08:01:08 AM
If they in fact melted the knights, would that not mean that somewhere there should be blobs of melted steel as evidence of the Dragon's Lairs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 01, 2008, 08:08:28 AM
Can't you imagine after the centuries that its simply rusted away?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 09:16:19 AM
What if the dragons just ate the knight armor and all. Would they not get their daily dose of much needed iron?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 09:22:29 AM
THen we could be sure that the Dragon's were not anemic right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 10:04:29 AM
I thought maybe bolemic, dont thet puke up the bones and undigested parts of what they eat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 10:11:16 AM
Have you ever seen an anorexic Dragon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 10:31:46 AM
I don't know, Have I ever seen a purple anorexic Dragon in person?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 10:38:05 AM
I would imagine that those that know THIS purple Dragon know he isn't anorexic, in fact most would probably say "I eat too much" now wouldn't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 10:59:50 AM
Ah a typical dragon then that over eats until his gullet it over full?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 11:03:18 AM
Would you expect any less from a MEATATARIAN?  ((it's a lifestyle choice))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 11:36:04 AM
And I suppose you belong to PETA?


People eating Tasty Animals
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 11:37:55 AM
Do you mean People Eating Tasty Animals?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 01, 2008, 12:06:59 PM
Is there another meaning that really means something?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 01, 2008, 01:21:43 PM
Well, if they were to use the initials of ALL the words in their "name", would it not be PFTETOA instead of PETA?  ((personally, I find PETA to be a PITA))
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Post by: captmarga on October 01, 2008, 11:21:53 PM
Have you heard their latest going-on about "no cows milk" (use the stuff that's species specific) Ice Cream?   
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on October 02, 2008, 05:43:30 AM
Isn't that carrying things just too dern far?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 02, 2008, 08:34:43 AM
Are'nt you afraid that by eating synthetic food it will just cause more issues with your body, your offspring, your offsprings offspring and so on down to the environment?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 02, 2008, 10:14:08 AM
Would eating synthetic food be the same thing as being pickled?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 02, 2008, 11:05:36 AM
I thought pickling involved vinager?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on October 02, 2008, 05:57:45 PM
Can't you pickle your liver with liquor?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 02, 2008, 08:17:18 PM
Isn't that just a term because alcohol really won't pickle but fermint?
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Post by: captmarga on October 02, 2008, 09:20:08 PM
So if whiskey, beer and other booze is made from grain and corn, are we getting our servings of veggies and cereal with each tot?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 03, 2008, 08:08:04 AM
Don't the potatoes actually have to grow first?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 03, 2008, 08:45:14 AM
What if the Russians hated Vodka and didn't make it, insead they made green tea non alcoholic?
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Post by: captmarga on October 03, 2008, 09:45:03 AM
Does vodka taste better than cold green tea?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 03, 2008, 10:57:29 AM
what if it was green vodka?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 03, 2008, 11:52:29 AM
Would that be Vodka and Midori?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 04, 2008, 08:19:17 PM
Does Midori taste like melon?
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Post by: renren on October 04, 2008, 08:49:14 PM
Does a melon taste like midori?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 05, 2008, 12:57:52 PM
Are you referring to a watermelon?
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Post by: renren on October 05, 2008, 02:04:59 PM
That would be the one to refer to, wouldn't it?
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Post by: captmarga on October 05, 2008, 11:31:17 PM
And if you use a yellow-meat watermelon, does that change the taste?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2008, 08:03:20 AM
If a watermelon has meat, is it white meat or dark meat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 06, 2008, 09:11:17 AM
Personally I would prefer my watermelon to be fruit and not meat wouldn't you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 06, 2008, 09:56:56 AM
Well a pie should be fruit but isn't there meat in a meat pie?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 06, 2008, 10:53:50 AM
What about Mince Meat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2008, 02:11:26 PM
Can you identify what is in Mince Meat besides raisins?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 06, 2008, 02:42:57 PM
and just why do they call it mince meat if it has dried up old grapes in it?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 06, 2008, 02:58:43 PM
UUMMM...rum, brandy,apples,dried up old grapes- doesn't this sound good? ;)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 06, 2008, 03:09:40 PM
then how does meat get involved with the name. Would that not be as getting a beef pot pie filled with nothing but fruit?
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Post by: Macintyre on October 07, 2008, 02:40:57 AM
who's that with the what's now?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 07, 2008, 02:43:38 AM
what about the babel fish?
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Post by: Macintyre on October 07, 2008, 02:47:42 AM
what about it?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 07, 2008, 02:49:14 AM
how ould something that lives in your ear be a fish?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 07, 2008, 08:21:04 AM
Could it have meant that the fishes have ears?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 07, 2008, 08:59:15 AM
If fish don't have ears, how can they hear the sounds of distress given by others of their species?
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Post by: Greenman66669 on October 07, 2008, 09:05:37 AM
Is there such a thing as a deaf fish?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 07, 2008, 09:19:46 AM
Did the deaf fish become deaf by listening to Deaf Jam records?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 07, 2008, 09:20:19 AM
Is that not supposed to be Def Jam Records?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 07, 2008, 10:51:54 AM
Do you think they cal it Def Jam because jamming to their records you go deaf?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 07, 2008, 11:12:42 AM
Or would it be called the Def Jam because you go Deaf from Jamming something too far into year ears so you can't hear that crap they are playing?
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Post by: captmarga on October 07, 2008, 10:27:19 PM
Would you listen to a band if they were called Raspberry Jam?  I mean really, who named Tangerine Dream?
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Post by: Macintyre on October 08, 2008, 01:51:37 AM
would they cover "raspberry berret"?
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Post by: Lord Duelist on October 08, 2008, 03:05:49 AM
Is that performed in the same style as a Bronx cheer?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 08, 2008, 04:48:04 AM
How close would you be to someone after a bronx cheer?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 08, 2008, 08:18:58 AM
More importantly, where did Ladiedragon go?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 08, 2008, 08:46:13 AM
Do you think she went to the Bronx to jam and eat jam in a raspberry beret?
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Post by: Greenman66669 on October 08, 2008, 09:09:44 AM
How did we get from a deaf fish to raspberry berets?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 09:14:32 AM
Didn't we just take a left turn at Albuquerque?
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Post by: groomporter on October 08, 2008, 09:17:14 AM
Wasn't that a song by the Partridge Family?
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Post by: Greenman66669 on October 08, 2008, 09:17:57 AM
No, it was the Brady's wasn't it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 08, 2008, 09:40:57 AM
Does anyone miss the Brady's or the Partridge Family?
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Post by: groomporter on October 08, 2008, 09:49:48 AM
Do I have enough ammunition in case I miss them the first time?
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Post by: Professor M on October 08, 2008, 09:52:10 AM
Would you really shoot them?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 09:52:21 AM
Has anyone else heard the rumor that some jackass in Hollywierd is wanting to remake the Partridge Family?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 08, 2008, 11:24:54 AM
Would that be justifiable Patridgecide?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 11:29:13 AM
Anyone else remember the time Susan Dey and David Cassidy were on some awards show presenting together and each one started humming the Partridge Family theme as the other was trying to talk?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 08, 2008, 12:39:38 PM
Would it be OK if I said I missed that one but didn't miss that one?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 01:15:27 PM
Can you name any of the other Partridge Kids other than Kieth or Danny?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 08, 2008, 02:01:24 PM
Lauri, Tracy, Christoper aka Chris does that sound right and Rueban was their manager.

And NO I never watched the show... EVER
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 02:11:28 PM
Wasn't their managers name actually Reuben Kincaid? 

((Nope, I never watched that show ever either... nope, not once did I ever fantasize about Lauri's dresses)).
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 08, 2008, 02:46:08 PM
Anyone Like Rueben's?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 08, 2008, 02:48:50 PM
Reuben's are great, have you ever had one at a good Jewish Deli in New York City?
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Post by: captmarga on October 08, 2008, 10:14:26 PM
Did you know there is a good deli right here in Dallas?
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Post by: groomporter on October 09, 2008, 07:41:37 AM
Is it a "New Delhi"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 09, 2008, 08:07:25 AM
I don't know, do they serve Indian Cuisine?
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Post by: groomporter on October 09, 2008, 08:24:18 AM
Has anyone seen my cat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 09, 2008, 08:24:47 AM
Do you think you would find a Jewish Deli in New Delhi?
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Post by: captmarga on October 09, 2008, 09:31:52 PM
Isn't there a McDonalds there?
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Post by: groomporter on October 10, 2008, 07:20:15 AM
Is haggis kosher?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 10, 2008, 08:34:01 AM
When did McDonald's start serving haggis?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 10, 2008, 08:52:36 AM
Who in there right mind would even eat Haggis from McDonalds?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 10, 2008, 08:54:34 AM
Wouldn't you expect some place named McDonalds to be able to make a decent Haggis?
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Post by: groomporter on October 10, 2008, 08:58:07 AM
Does MacDonalds haggis come on a soda bread bun? or it is deep-fried?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 10, 2008, 09:25:57 AM
Haggis is haggis, does it matter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 10, 2008, 11:28:31 AM
But would it still be a haggis if it was battered and chicken fried?
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Post by: captmarga on October 10, 2008, 10:16:42 PM
Would the Colonel risk his secret recipe spices (and reputation) in use to enhance the flavor of the haggis?
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Post by: captmarga on October 12, 2008, 10:29:30 PM
Where did everybody go?  ???
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Post by: Lord Duelist on October 12, 2008, 10:50:38 PM
You realize TRF opened this weekend, I hope?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 13, 2008, 11:58:47 AM
What are we hoping for now?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 13, 2008, 12:20:22 PM
Does everyone else not attending a fair emiss them as much as I do right now?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 14, 2008, 03:46:04 PM
Did you miss me while I was working my butt off at TRF this past weekend?
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Post by: captmarga on October 14, 2008, 11:37:12 PM
So my dear wicked Jack (Dragon, Carl, or whatever you are going by today) just how WAS your weekend?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 15, 2008, 09:49:36 AM
Oh, are you confused again as to what personna I am using then? ((just myself this year.. Dragon will work just fine.  Oh, and I use the Germanic spelling of my first name Karl ;) ))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 15, 2008, 09:57:04 AM
Aren't we all confused about who you really are Karl is is that Karla, Purple Dragon, or Lavender Dragonnel?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 15, 2008, 10:03:10 AM
Did you just say that PurpleDragon's real name is Karla?
:o :o :o
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 15, 2008, 10:10:17 AM
Would that make a differance as to how you saw me?
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Post by: captmarga on October 15, 2008, 10:12:09 AM
Is a Dragon by any other name just as fiery?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 15, 2008, 11:17:40 AM
Would te dragon named Karla that is fiery meant to be the term fiesty?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 15, 2008, 11:31:10 AM
Could be, but does the chalice with the palace hold the pellet with the poison and the flaggon with the dragon hold the brew that is true?

((bonus points if you can name the movie))
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 15, 2008, 04:07:45 PM
**Yes it would**
Why would you call yourself a geeky girl when you enjoy such classics?
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Post by: captmarga on October 15, 2008, 10:10:46 PM
Isn't it sad the many of our kids won't sit through the classics, and will miss out on such greatness?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 08:10:27 AM
Do you realize that most kids today couldn't possibly quote any REAL Shakespeare since most of them have only seen that movies recently made by Hollywierd?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 08:41:03 AM
Not only that, but most people in general could not quote the Bard. If I said "

Blood and destruction shall be so in use
And dreadful objects so familiar
That mothers shall but smile when they behold
Their infants quarter'd with the hands of war;
All pity choked with custom of fell deeds:
And Caesar's spirit, ranging for revenge,
With Ate by his side come hot from hell,
Shall in these confines with a monarch's voice
Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war;
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.

"! would you know what play, act and scene I was qouting from?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 08:58:09 AM
I wouldst know, but then I know the work of The Bard.  Would todays generation be able to guess where the following comes from?

Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds
Towards Phoebus' lodging: such a wagoner
As Phaëthon would whip you to the west
And bring in cloudy night immediately
Spread thy close curtain, love-performing night
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 09:36:03 AM
Most likely Not. Might that be Romeo and Juliet Act 3 Scene 2?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 09:59:41 AM
No, it "mightn't" be that, it IS that, though, dare I ask how you know? 

((I used that entire solilique as my "talet" portion for the UnQueenly pageant, but the unwashed massess couldn't grasp the concept)) ;)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 10:19:07 AM
Would you believe I was once a Shakespearean actor?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 10:50:29 AM
Would you believe that I have had the lead in at least 2 Rogers & Hammerstein Musicals back when I was in High School?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 11:01:17 AM
Might they have been Oklahoma and South Pacific or maybe State Fair?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 12:45:51 PM
Now, what would ever give you that idea?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 01:11:33 PM
Are they NOT the three most performed R&H Musicals in high school?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 01:27:42 PM
Anyone know where I can find all those great musicals on DVD?

((also played Gaylord Von Trapp as well))
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 02:04:31 PM
Have you looked on Netflix to rent or Amazon to buy?

(They do have Oklahoma, South Pacific, State Faire and Show Boat)
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 16, 2008, 03:25:28 PM
Am I the only one that refuses to spend money on Amazon?

((I picked up a triple feature pack at Wal-Mart that has Oklahoma, State Fair, and Carousel in it)).
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 03:27:08 PM
Yes, I think Amazon is great, does anyone else?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 16, 2008, 03:50:38 PM
Is Amazon a river in Egypt?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 04:15:13 PM
I thought it was in South America, Isn't it the Nile and Congo in Africa?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 16, 2008, 04:54:58 PM
Wasn't Wonder Woman an Amazon?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 16, 2008, 06:23:35 PM
NO. . wasn't she a nuts and bolts kinda girl?
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Post by: captmarga on October 16, 2008, 10:15:56 PM
Weren't they *stars* on her costume (what there was of it...) not triangles?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 08:04:02 AM
Does anyone (besides me) know who played the original Wonder Woman?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 17, 2008, 08:39:08 AM
Was she a spokesperson for Wonder Bread?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 08:45:09 AM
Would you happen to recall that spokespersons name?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 17, 2008, 08:47:08 AM
Was her first name Linda?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 08:59:09 AM
Nope, if it were Linda this wouldn't be much of a challenge then would it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 10:06:20 AM
Why not just go to www.imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com) wouldn't that tell you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 17, 2008, 10:33:44 AM
How do you pronounce that?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 10:34:45 AM
I suppose you could go to www.imdb.com (http://www.imdb.com) if you wanted to cheat could you not?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 11:42:58 AM
It's not cheating, it's using resourses, right?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 12:34:13 PM
Isn't it only cheating if you get caught?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 12:42:15 PM
Why is it cheating. I thought cheating was being married and dating another person at the same time, isn't it?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 17, 2008, 12:47:50 PM

Is it cheating if I use a shoutout to a friend?




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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 12:56:21 PM
Can we use a Life Line of Call a friend, Audiance Poll, or two choices?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 17, 2008, 01:09:34 PM
Was she married to Bing?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 01:23:30 PM
Is Anna Iram the only one working on answering my question?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 17, 2008, 01:23:54 PM
*I'm out of the game. I just imdb' it. Bad shout out. :(*


Can you trust your shoutout to have all the facts? :)
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 01:34:26 PM
((Her name was Cathy Lee Crosby so Anna was the closest to getting it right))

Does anyone else love trivia like I do?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 01:59:21 PM
That is also wrong PD, There was some in in 1867 who played her first, can you name her with OUT going to IMDB?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 02:13:43 PM


Would her name be Ellie Walker?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 02:35:05 PM
Did you cheat to get that info PD?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 17, 2008, 02:56:54 PM
Why would you think I cheat when I have a head full of useless knowledge.  Besides, you said yourself it's called using resources right?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 03:19:25 PM
For me and everyone else it's using resourses, but you complained so isn't that cheating?
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Post by: Demetrius on October 17, 2008, 03:25:01 PM
Would this kind of cheater be considered a beautiful person?
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Post by: Toarmod on October 17, 2008, 03:35:29 PM
What is your definition of "beautiful"?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 17, 2008, 04:30:07 PM
And why would it hurt unless it was a D&D Beholder?
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Post by: captmarga on October 17, 2008, 11:38:22 PM
Some of you (and me) wear contacts all the time, do they hurt your eyes?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 18, 2008, 09:17:06 AM
And why do you think it would hurt sticking your finger in your eye all the time?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 18, 2008, 11:11:20 AM
Wouldn't you rather stick your finger in your eye than a beholder?
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Post by: captmarga on October 18, 2008, 06:14:32 PM
Who is sticking their finger in their eye?  Um...extended wear?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 18, 2008, 09:27:45 PM
If you tried to hold a bee wouldn't it sting you?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 19, 2008, 10:47:08 AM
What if it was already dead? Would it still sting you?
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Post by: Sitara on October 19, 2008, 10:57:08 AM
Do you deserve to be stung?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 19, 2008, 11:01:01 AM
Who doesn't?  ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 20, 2008, 08:07:56 AM
Is there where 'bee-stung lips' came from?
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Post by: captmarga on October 20, 2008, 10:53:49 AM
Do people really find that particular look appealing?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 21, 2008, 09:50:07 AM
Why do some people feel that injecting toxins into their flesh makes them sexy?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 21, 2008, 09:55:56 AM
Why use toxin's, Doesn't fat from your body work 100% better?
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Post by: captmarga on October 21, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
Will they ever invent a way to move fat to where we *want* it???
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 21, 2008, 10:47:56 AM
Moveable fat, can you picture that?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 21, 2008, 11:17:01 AM
Yes they CAN do that, Ever hear of Dr Mark Zukowski in Chicago?

I've talked to Dr Z many times and seen a lot of his results. He can take fat from the tummy and put it into the rear to make it much more shapely... and it lasts. He can also put it into lips to make them fuller but not Bumble bee stung unless you want them that way.
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Post by: Hoowil on October 22, 2008, 10:41:42 AM
Don't they call movable fat butter?
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Post by: captmarga on October 22, 2008, 06:14:19 PM
I've heard of buttering up, but not sure if that is supposed to be in context with reshaped hips and thighs, as you'd think  "might this get moved to John's Inn"?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 22, 2008, 06:15:54 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 21, 2008, 11:17:01 AM
Yes they CAN do that, Ever hear of Dr Mark Zukowski in Chicago?

I've talked to Dr Z many times and seen a lot of his results. He can take fat from the tummy and put it into the rear to make it much more shapely... and it lasts. He can also put it into lips to make them fuller but not Bumble bee stung unless you want them that way.


HUZZAH!!!!    That's the best plan I've heard yet for 'redistributing the wealth' ;D

Will that work with breasts too?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 08:49:24 AM
Don't all of us girls wish it would work for breasts?

The answer is NO they have to use either Saline, Silacone or the new ones called Gummie Bears. Silicone still feel the most natural and are legal to use again.
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Post by: captmarga on October 23, 2008, 09:45:27 AM
Ah, see, doesn't that defeat the purpose?
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on October 23, 2008, 10:31:12 AM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 23, 2008, 08:49:24 AM
Don't all of us girls wish it would work for breasts?

Don't men want to move the ale gut up to their pecks?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 10:36:42 AM
Why would a man want to move his beer gut to his pecks, wouldn't that make him look like he had a uni-boob?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 11:37:43 AM
Have you ever seen a man with a Uni-Boob?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 11:42:05 AM
Just because we haven't seen one doesn't mean it doesn't exist does it?
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on October 23, 2008, 02:05:38 PM
Did I tell you about the time I had to do an EKG on a man with a third nipple, below his left nip at exactly the place I needed to put the lead?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 23, 2008, 02:06:33 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 23, 2008, 11:37:43 AM
Have you ever seen a man with a Uni-Boob?

Do comic books count?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2008, 02:18:19 PM
I have had so many EKG's in my life during drug testing that I wonder if it could cause me to grow a 3rd nipple?
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on October 23, 2008, 02:24:43 PM
I wonder if that would make you the most popular lady at faire?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2008, 02:25:56 PM
So does 2 sets of clevage = double the turn on?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 02:44:01 PM
Doesn't 2 sets of cleavage equal quadri-boob?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 23, 2008, 02:47:41 PM
Would that require a special corset and bodice?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2008, 02:49:14 PM
Do you think Victoria secret would begin to carry a "3 cups" bra too?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 02:55:33 PM
Do you know a woman that requires a third cup on her bra?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 03:14:46 PM
Would they sell the Manzer for men ala Kramer on Seinfield?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 03:18:25 PM
Why do so many advertisments specify that it's "Lady's Lingerie", and if I buy it for myself, is it still "Lady's"?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 03:19:33 PM
Do you NOT dress up as a lady if you wear it yourself?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2008, 03:20:18 PM
Are you wearing the "lady" or her "lingerie"?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 03:24:35 PM
It could be both with PD but I think he means lingerie, am I correct Kandis?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2008, 03:26:58 PM
So does the "Lady" go on FIRST or the "Lingerie", kinky dude?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 23, 2008, 03:37:40 PM
I would think the lady comes out first, then the lingeria goes on, is this correct Kandis... I mean PD?
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on October 23, 2008, 03:51:39 PM
Oh my PD, is that a lady in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?  ???
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 23, 2008, 03:52:56 PM
Do I really want to answer these?  ((You betcha darlin' Lady de Laney ~wink~))
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Post by: captmarga on October 23, 2008, 08:22:10 PM
Whew - so how's the weather in your neck of the woods???
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 24, 2008, 08:14:20 AM
Isn't it as cool where you are as it is down here?  ((should be an AWESOME weekend weather wise for TRF))
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Post by: captmarga on October 24, 2008, 09:02:59 AM
Some people may thing 40's comfy, but does the phrase about brass bras mean anything?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 24, 2008, 09:47:30 AM
Who in their right or wrong mind would wear a brass bra?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 24, 2008, 10:19:44 AM
Why would you want Brass when Gold is so much more expensive?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 24, 2008, 10:45:22 AM
wouldn't either freeze your breasts right off in cold weather?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 24, 2008, 11:00:28 AM
Would you really be able to cut glass if it were THAT cold?
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Post by: captmarga on October 24, 2008, 11:02:02 AM
Brrr... can't we think warmer thoughts, like hot chocolate with loki?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 24, 2008, 11:04:10 AM
Why do you want to drink hot chocolate with the Norse god of mischief in your cup?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 24, 2008, 11:06:22 AM
Can you think of a better way to keep an eye on him?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 24, 2008, 11:07:00 AM
Maybe the intention is to share a delicious chocolaty drink with said Norse Deity?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 24, 2008, 11:18:01 AM
Yes aren't you afraid since he is the God of mischief he may do something bad to the hot chocolate like pee in it?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 24, 2008, 11:26:30 AM
If I served his first, would I be able to tell?
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Post by: captmarga on October 24, 2008, 05:28:09 PM
Wait, wait - SHARE Chocolate?????
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Post by: metalcelt on October 24, 2008, 06:35:00 PM
You can't share chocolate???
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Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2008, 09:02:42 PM
Do "share" and "chocolate" even belong in the same sentence?
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Post by: metalcelt on October 24, 2008, 09:18:51 PM
Will you share your chocolate with me?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 25, 2008, 03:58:31 PM
No. . why ask? Don't you know your'e not suppose to share your'e chocolate? ;)
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Post by: JimsDana on October 26, 2008, 10:10:33 PM
If I may not share my chocolate, May I purchase some chocolate for you?
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Post by: captmarga on October 26, 2008, 11:03:43 PM
Oh certainly - do you know my favorite type of chocolate?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 27, 2008, 08:47:56 AM
why a favorite isn't all chocolate good?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 27, 2008, 09:29:36 AM
Am I the only one that thinks heavens light doth shine upon the combo of Strawberries and chocolate?
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Post by: captmarga on October 27, 2008, 10:18:05 AM
But what would one do if one were allergic to strawberries? :-(

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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 27, 2008, 10:22:17 AM
How hard would it be to suffer chocolate alone?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 27, 2008, 11:08:25 AM
Eating chocolate alone is suffering?
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Post by: metalcelt on October 27, 2008, 11:32:34 AM
if you were allergic would you purchase it?
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Post by: Escarlata on October 27, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Would you give it away if you didn't like it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 27, 2008, 01:37:43 PM
Is there a list I can sign up on to get picked to be given chocolate or strawberries to??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 27, 2008, 02:07:08 PM
wouldn't we all like to sign up for a list like that?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 27, 2008, 04:09:44 PM
So does it exist?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 27, 2008, 04:19:18 PM
If it does, I'll be the "List Keeper", unless ya'll mind??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 27, 2008, 04:28:53 PM
can we add other chocolate covered things to the list like Raspberries and Black Berries?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 27, 2008, 09:46:38 PM
why cant we add blackberries and pretzels too?
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Post by: captmarga on October 27, 2008, 11:35:31 PM
Have you ever had the chance to eat bon-bons dipped in a chocolate fountain?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 28, 2008, 01:06:06 AM
Bon bons that had been dipped in a chocolate fountain, or while I was dipped in said fountain?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 28, 2008, 02:48:03 AM
Ok, you really want the women to go there don't you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 28, 2008, 08:43:04 AM
I wonder what it would be like to go skinny dipping in a chocolate fountain?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 28, 2008, 08:43:18 AM
Wouldn't a bath in a chocolate fountain rather defeat the point of the chocolate?
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Post by: TiaLD77 on October 28, 2008, 10:01:00 AM
well, that all depends now doesn't it?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 28, 2008, 07:45:43 PM
It would most certainly be a site for my eyes to want to see.  ;)
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Post by: captmarga on October 28, 2008, 09:36:07 PM
Did your mind become befuddled and forget the question when faced with (dripping, creamy, smooth) chocolate fantasies?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 28, 2008, 10:14:31 PM
Fantasies took my mind to a whole nother level.  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 29, 2008, 08:05:28 AM
Would a fantasy of chocolate befuddle your mind more than actual chocolate?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 29, 2008, 08:09:00 AM
Why does it seem that some people cannot ask a question?  ~giggles~
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Post by: captmarga on October 29, 2008, 09:47:49 AM
As opposed to only asking questions and never getting answers?
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Post by: Messyn McCleavage on October 29, 2008, 09:58:10 AM
Isn't answering a question with a question one of the ways you can tell when someone is lying?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 29, 2008, 10:10:09 AM
And how pray-tell can you tell if someone is lying by answeing a question with a question?
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Post by: captmarga on October 29, 2008, 12:47:45 PM
Isn't considered to be a form of evasion?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 29, 2008, 01:20:44 PM
Are you asking me or telling me?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 29, 2008, 02:13:09 PM
So then I take it we are all lying because we are answering the question by asking yet another endless question?
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Post by: metalcelt on October 29, 2008, 04:14:09 PM
Were you telling the truth just then?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 29, 2008, 05:23:08 PM
Don't I ALWAYS tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
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Post by: captmarga on October 29, 2008, 08:23:55 PM
So, if none of us are telling the truth, but all of us might be lying, which door would we tell you to take?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 29, 2008, 09:10:31 PM
Are we now playing Let's Make a Deal?
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Post by: LadyAnn on October 29, 2008, 10:39:09 PM
What kind of deals are you offering?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 30, 2008, 12:44:13 AM
Do they involve chickens?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 30, 2008, 08:15:28 AM
Can we discuss poultry this close to Thanksgiving?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 08:19:12 AM
Why, Oh Why didn't I take the blue pill?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 08:40:07 AM
Does one pill make you larger or does one pill make you small. And the one that mother gives you doesn't do anything at all?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 30, 2008, 09:01:14 AM
I personally take the "pink pill" daily, but don't most men take the "white V pill" daily?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 09:26:29 AM
Toki doesn't, I thought only impotant little old men took the white "V" pill?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 09:54:00 AM
Why do some men feel the need to advertise they are taking medications for ED?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 10:14:24 AM
Maybe they want to be like that guy on the commercial withthe stupid cheesie smile?
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Post by: metalcelt on October 30, 2008, 01:26:25 PM
Who would want to be that guy?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 02:01:39 PM
He gets all the girls doesn't he?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 02:08:46 PM
He doesn't have you does he?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 02:35:04 PM
Well No, Should I be interested in him because he know longer has ED?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 03:07:39 PM
Only if you believe the ads.  Umm.. You don't believe those advertisements do you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 03:37:45 PM
And WHY would I, Miss INNOCENT believe in those adds? "Gives a look of innocence"
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 30, 2008, 03:39:34 PM
So if she's "Miss Innocent", is it opposite day and I wasn't told?   :-*
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 03:41:14 PM
Why weren't we told it's OPPOSITE DAY????
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 03:55:08 PM
It's Opposite day, OK who made it opposite day with out telling me first?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 30, 2008, 04:05:04 PM
Didn't Lady Elizabeth infer that with her previous posting?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 30, 2008, 04:18:37 PM
Lady de Laney, didn't you "Make" it opposites day by calling yourself "Miss Innocent"??   ;D
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 30, 2008, 04:24:28 PM
But I am Miss Innocent, If I was being opposite I would say I was Miss Guilty wouldn't I?
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Post by: captmarga on October 30, 2008, 10:33:13 PM
Can I skip this question and go on to the next one?
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Post by: metalcelt on October 30, 2008, 11:22:17 PM
What is the next question?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 07:57:00 AM
Didn't you just ask it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2008, 08:20:02 AM
What day is it?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 08:21:55 AM
Isn't today that day when we're all supposed to be doing something?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 31, 2008, 08:48:19 AM
Is that something dressing UP??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 08:51:29 AM
When do we not dress up?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 09:54:32 AM
Why is my company full of a bunch of lame paychecks who don't want us to have any fun on Halloween?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 31, 2008, 10:02:35 AM
Don't they know you have cookies?  ;D
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Post by: captmarga on October 31, 2008, 10:21:29 AM
Cookies?  Who brought cookies?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 10:22:29 AM
The Dark Side has cookies.. Doesn't everyone know that?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 31, 2008, 10:49:16 AM
Don't you know the Force makes a dang good chocolate peanut butter fudge brownie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2008, 10:59:52 AM
Do you they ALSO make chocolate peanut butter fudge cream cheese balls?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 11:20:14 AM
How about an Oatmeal Semi Sweet Dark Chocolate cookie with walnuts?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 31, 2008, 11:23:37 AM
*Anna holds out Trick or Treat sack*

I cann hass treats now?  ;D
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 11:28:35 AM
Why does nobody ever want the trick over the treat?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 11:52:50 AM
Well doesn't trick emply a hooker and then it would be a trick and a treat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 11:54:17 AM
Wouldn't the aspect of it being a treat depend on whom the giver of said trick was?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 31, 2008, 01:25:25 PM
If you end up getting more than you wanted from a Trick would it be a Trick-n-Trick?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2008, 01:32:11 PM
Could it really be a treat-n-treat?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 01:40:13 PM
Wouldn't that depend on what you got from the trick?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2008, 02:06:12 PM
Did you say trick-or-treating is contagious?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 02:06:47 PM
Does that mean we are all going to become Hookers?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 02:26:34 PM
Does that mean I have an excuse to go and buy those really kick weed puller thigh high boots I have been wanting?
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Post by: Tygrkat on October 31, 2008, 02:33:48 PM
Do you really need an excuse to buy kick-weed puller boots?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 02:39:10 PM
Do ANY of us need an excuse to purchase thigh-high, stiletto heels?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 02:44:49 PM
But what if you DON'T have the money?

Man I have a list of Wants for Boots. Sad thing is when Toki buys me things he NEVER gets me what I want. Instead he gets me what he thinks I might like... Boy is usually WRONG! Yup need some cool boots and have many links for cool boots that fit large feet... like my Aircraft carriers.
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 02:49:45 PM
Ever considered hiring a "girlfriend" to give Toki some fashion advice? ~giggles~
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 31, 2008, 02:53:02 PM
Who's Toki?  Is this person a girl and that's why it's funny??  me confused....
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 02:54:55 PM
Is someone not paying attention?


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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 03:24:33 PM
I thought EVERYONE knew Toki was by boyfriend, you mean you didn't?

OH PD... YOUR HIRED Call the man, set him straight, A guy gets a girl what she wants, not what he thinks she might like.
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Post by: PurpleDragon on October 31, 2008, 03:31:10 PM
AWESOME!!!!!  Maybe now I can use all my fashion sense on someone besides myself ;) 

Hmmm.. Will he follow my directions?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 31, 2008, 03:35:12 PM
So, am I not included in the term "EVERYONE"?  And since when did men start following directions??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 04:00:21 PM
UMMMMM Never unless it suits THEIR agenda?
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Post by: captmarga on October 31, 2008, 10:17:35 PM
Is everyone answering because they aren't at parties? (Did I mention I'm bedridden to-day with a darned cold???)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on October 31, 2008, 11:02:38 PM
Party? What party? I didn't know I was invited to one near me. Was I?
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Post by: renren on November 01, 2008, 01:18:07 AM
Quote from: captmarga on October 31, 2008, 10:17:35 PM
Is everyone answering because they aren't at parties? (Did I mention I'm bedridden to-day with a darned cold???)

I would have traded you the cold, for the 2-day migraine I just got over, how 'bout you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 01, 2008, 02:22:10 PM
I'll trade my sore hip for a ...?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 01, 2008, 03:08:33 PM
Is everyone falling apart that badly?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 01, 2008, 06:20:17 PM
Should we call Humpty Dumpty to put us all back together again?
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Post by: JimsDana on November 01, 2008, 09:23:42 PM
These are the yokes folks, does anyone ever get cereal in here?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 02, 2008, 08:44:30 AM
I don't think theres any cereal in here,But didn't Humpty Dumpty have to be put together too? Can he help us?
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Post by: captmarga on November 02, 2008, 11:04:18 AM
Could you patch the Big Egg back together with Duck (duct) tape?
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Post by: Tygrkat on November 02, 2008, 11:25:31 AM
Can I just have Cheerios?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 02, 2008, 10:29:40 PM
If the king's horses and the king's men failed to put Humpty back together again, how can they help us?                 
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Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 02, 2008, 10:30:56 PM
Perhaps we should call the women as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 02, 2008, 11:04:09 PM
But would the women want to patch him or poach him?
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Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 02, 2008, 11:11:57 PM
Would poaching work better than a omelet?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 03, 2008, 08:10:53 AM
Isn't poaching hunting out of season?
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Post by: Greenman66669 on November 03, 2008, 09:32:35 AM
Season?  What is the best seasoning for poached animals?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 03, 2008, 11:18:17 AM
Poached Animal, is that like Poached eggs?
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Post by: captmarga on November 03, 2008, 11:52:16 AM
If Humpty fell in a hot tub, wouldn't that Poach him?  Might he not have cracked up?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 03, 2008, 11:56:27 AM
If he had fallen into a hottub and had not cracked, would that make him a soft boiled?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 03, 2008, 11:57:52 AM
Are we sure that Humpty was an egg?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 03, 2008, 12:02:30 PM
What else could he have been?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 03, 2008, 12:45:50 PM
What if Humpty Dumpty were an egg, but not the kind from a chicken but from a mammal say a human?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 03, 2008, 02:14:28 PM
Could a human egg get that large?
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Post by: Demetrius on November 03, 2008, 03:18:12 PM
would you be able to hide it at Easter?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 03, 2008, 03:50:50 PM
I don't completely get Easter... Did you know rabbits DO NOT lay eggs??
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 03, 2008, 04:03:28 PM
Do they have big pointy teeth?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 03, 2008, 05:24:40 PM
Did you know the Easter Bunny is Pagan and used to be a bird that was transformed into a rabbit that laid colorful eggs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 03, 2008, 05:32:25 PM
Do you know the egg-dying (red eggs) is part of the Orthodox Greek tradition?
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Post by: Demetrius on November 03, 2008, 05:36:13 PM
aren't the green ones (Greek) just very large olives?
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Post by: Libby Stella on November 03, 2008, 05:39:44 PM
Which is better, black or green olives?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 03, 2008, 07:02:16 PM
With or without pits?
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Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 03, 2008, 08:32:17 PM
In or out of a martini?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 03, 2008, 09:41:03 PM
Stuffed with garlic or blue cheese?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 03, 2008, 11:22:43 PM
Are there others like me that don't like them at all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: metalcelt on November 03, 2008, 11:45:31 PM
There are others, are there any more?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 04, 2008, 01:33:32 AM
More of what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 04, 2008, 08:03:12 AM
Are there any more roasted apples?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 04, 2008, 08:10:05 AM
Apples? I love apples. Are there any McIntosh?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 04, 2008, 08:47:42 AM
Why is a Granny Smith named that, did Granny Smith develop and raise them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 04, 2008, 09:40:24 AM
I'm not an apple fan - what other goodies are being served up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 04, 2008, 09:41:37 AM
What about Caramel apples?  Doesn't everyone love those?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 04, 2008, 09:46:57 AM
Has anyone besides me lost a filling eating a Caramel apple?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 04, 2008, 12:12:58 PM
I had to have a crown because of a steak does that count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 04, 2008, 12:50:45 PM
What steakhouse did you eat at that they made you wear a crown?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 04, 2008, 01:08:39 PM
I wish I could wear my crown every day, then all the people at work would have to bow to me instead...  Anyone feel me on this statement?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 04, 2008, 01:59:43 PM
I'll pass, But aren't all of us woman Queens deserving of wearing a jewelled crown?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 04, 2008, 02:01:24 PM
If we're ALL queens, then who is in charge and how would the bowing work out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 04, 2008, 02:24:05 PM
Is anyone capapble of really explaining bowling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 04, 2008, 02:56:14 PM
Has anyone heard of the Almighty Malachi bowling god?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Libby Stella on November 04, 2008, 03:18:57 PM
Who is that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 04, 2008, 05:12:50 PM
Is he related to the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 04, 2008, 06:13:49 PM
Does the FSM have just noodles, sauce and meatballs, or is there cheese involved?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 04, 2008, 06:39:24 PM
Who or what is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RicKim on November 04, 2008, 07:34:04 PM
Does said spaghetti monster actually fly, or simply glide on webbed folds of pasta?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 04, 2008, 09:20:22 PM
Wouldn't that depend on if he was flung from a plate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 04, 2008, 11:43:48 PM
Or perhaps rolling down a hill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 05, 2008, 12:03:28 AM
Where is this hill and how big is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2008, 08:18:46 AM
Would the real question be how steep is the hill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 05, 2008, 08:36:58 AM
Is it really a hill or a small mountain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Manage'n M'Crack on November 05, 2008, 09:25:42 AM
Where are these mountains located?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 05, 2008, 10:26:18 AM
Mountains of cheese?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2008, 10:33:55 AM
Could you make a mountain out of Manchego Cheese?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 05, 2008, 11:18:51 AM
If each of us has a hill to climb in life, can I have my hill made out of cheese so I can stop along my way and eat??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tygrkat on November 05, 2008, 11:21:47 AM
If it's made of swiss cheese, will you have to watch out for the holes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 05, 2008, 11:47:46 AM
Can my sky be made of marshmallow fluff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2008, 11:47:56 AM
Are you using Baby Swiss or Big Eye Swiss?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 05, 2008, 12:08:46 PM
Can I then also have trees made of french bread to go with my cheese and then rivers of red wine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 05, 2008, 12:47:29 PM
Is this the Big Rock Candy Mountain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 05, 2008, 01:18:12 PM
What about changing the name to the Big Rock ADULT mountain since my mountain has more adult foods?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 05, 2008, 01:55:54 PM
But would not ADULT emply it was for Adults only and was rated something other than R like X?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Libby Stella on November 05, 2008, 02:32:13 PM
Why wouldn't mature teenagers be able to come?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 05, 2008, 02:34:36 PM
Hm, maybe the word ADULT sends the wrong conotation.... anyone have another recommendation for a mountain made of cheese and french bread tree with rivers of red wine and marshmallow skys?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2008, 03:09:25 PM
Does that sound like a FRENCH Mountain to anyone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Angelhood on November 05, 2008, 03:44:54 PM
How about a Brazilian mountain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 05, 2008, 05:01:43 PM
*Anna bursts into song*

Are the RenHills alive...with the sound of snacking...?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on November 05, 2008, 05:45:02 PM
do you like the sound of Yummy Mountain?

And can I has a relax?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 05, 2008, 07:19:54 PM
Are you talking like the cheeseburger cats? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Angelhood on November 05, 2008, 08:34:09 PM
Aren't they cute?
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Post by: Naughty Jester on November 05, 2008, 08:58:58 PM
What are the cheeseburger cats? Is that something eclusive to R/F.com?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Angelhood on November 05, 2008, 09:04:21 PM
Haven't you ever been to icanhascheezeburger.com?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tygrkat on November 05, 2008, 09:21:54 PM
You don't know the cheezeburger cats?


{psst... http://icanhascheezburger.com/ (http://icanhascheezburger.com/)   ;) }
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 05, 2008, 10:20:52 PM
Don't you have a t-shirt that says I speakz LOLCat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 06, 2008, 08:34:42 AM
I'm NOT a Cat lover so why would I have a shirt that says that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 06, 2008, 09:33:05 AM
Couldn't you make the shirt have any saying you wanted on it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 06, 2008, 02:16:13 PM
Like Death to ALL Cats?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tygrkat on November 06, 2008, 02:33:01 PM
What's wrong with cats?  >:(
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 06, 2008, 03:18:09 PM
I LOVE my kitties.... what did they ever do to you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 06, 2008, 03:24:58 PM
Hmm.. Is Laney allergic to cats or does she just hate them because they're cute and cuddly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 06, 2008, 06:01:29 PM
Some people are "dog people", some are "cat people", I'm a "furbabies are great" person, how about you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 06, 2008, 06:17:41 PM
Theres nothing like Fur Babies, RIGHT?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 06, 2008, 08:39:43 PM
What about featherbabies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 06, 2008, 09:15:11 PM
What about Cry Baby aka Johnny Depp?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 06, 2008, 10:18:56 PM
Would you make room for Johnny Depp and a parrot?  (and don't you think I would, too???)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2008, 10:14:18 AM
Can we skip Johnny Depp and keep the parrot?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 07, 2008, 10:28:11 AM
Is the parrot rich?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 07, 2008, 10:44:42 AM
Does everyone dislike Johnny?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2008, 12:00:53 PM
Have you considered that maybe they like parrots better?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 07, 2008, 12:23:54 PM
Leading to the REAL question...Does Johnny Depp like parrots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 07, 2008, 01:13:20 PM
No, the real question is... Do parrots like Johnny Depp??  Parrots are very picky creatures you know...  they really pick favorites and hardly like anyone else!!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2008, 01:14:41 PM
How can anyone not like parrots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 07, 2008, 01:16:32 PM
Is it okay if I prefer something quieter like a lovebird?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 07, 2008, 02:18:27 PM
Don't pet birds make a mess with molting, seeds, and poop?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
Is that more messy than Bulldog Drool?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 07, 2008, 02:36:11 PM
Is there any pet out there that doesn't at one time or another make a mess?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 07, 2008, 03:25:48 PM
I've had it for years and it hasn't made a mess...does YOUR pet rock make a mess?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 07, 2008, 05:36:24 PM
So, you've never dropped a pet rock, or had one taken over by cobwebs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 07, 2008, 07:26:32 PM
What about the dust bunnies they can end up with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 08, 2008, 09:34:18 AM
Do dust bunnies themselves count as messy pets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 08, 2008, 03:52:58 PM
Does the Dust bunny work with the Easter bunny or related to Bugs Bunny?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 08, 2008, 07:07:09 PM
Is the dust bunny afraid of the dust buster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 08, 2008, 08:57:18 PM
Isn't the dust bunny the dust busters kid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 09, 2008, 12:38:11 AM
i didn't know that dust busters had kids. Isn't a kid a baby goat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 09, 2008, 09:11:49 PM
A kid'l eat ivy too, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 10, 2008, 07:03:23 AM
No I wouldn't,Would you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 10, 2008, 09:13:01 AM
Speaking of would....how much wood would a wood chuck chuck.....?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 10, 2008, 09:59:27 AM
Is said woodchuck genetically or chemically enhanced?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 10, 2008, 10:01:12 AM
What exactly do you mean by 'chucking wood'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 10, 2008, 11:11:47 AM
Is it like chucking spears?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 11:33:58 AM
Have you ever chucked a spear at a Chuck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 10, 2008, 12:57:32 PM
Does anyone watch the TV series Chuck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 10, 2008, 01:08:47 PM
Is it about Chuck Norris?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 01:17:04 PM
I thought it was about Charlie Brown, it's not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 10, 2008, 02:06:39 PM
So, is Charlie Brown's nickname Chuck then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 02:09:08 PM
How did Chuck become the nickname of Charlie and Charles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 10, 2008, 02:09:57 PM
Does anyone even like the name Chuck? 
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 10, 2008, 03:30:26 PM
Wouldn't the "Chucky" movies been alot different if his name had been Charles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 03:36:07 PM
What if Chucky who was now called Charles was Charles in charge?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 10, 2008, 03:39:03 PM
I'm pretty sure that Chachi would resent the implication...but to move along...
Does anyone have the kahones to call 'him' Charles Norris?


so sorry for dropping CN here on the forums, I'm hoping you all won't lynch me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 10, 2008, 03:39:50 PM
Are you implying that Chuck and Chachi are the same person?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 10, 2008, 03:40:23 PM
Are you talking about the Chachi that does wood carving and goes to renfairs in Austin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 03:52:26 PM
Does Chachi love Joannie if Joannie loves Chachi?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 10, 2008, 05:51:25 PM
Is that an "If A then B so B must equal C" question?  Isn't that flawed logic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 10, 2008, 07:11:58 PM
What does that question have to do with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Libby Stella on November 10, 2008, 08:43:10 PM
Will that question be on the SAT?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 10, 2008, 09:03:15 PM
Why would the question be on an abbreviated Saturday?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on November 11, 2008, 07:40:02 AM
Why would anyone want an abbreviated Saturday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 11, 2008, 08:10:41 AM
Can we manage to get an abbreviated Monday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 11, 2008, 08:30:31 AM
How about an abbreviated week but extra long weekend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 11, 2008, 08:48:55 AM
Can I get an AMEN SISTER??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 11, 2008, 09:36:37 AM
If a man is speaking in the woods and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 11, 2008, 09:44:01 AM
How can you be sure there is no woman?
They are good at popping up unexpectedly, aren't they?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 11, 2008, 10:53:05 AM
Have you googled that question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 11, 2008, 12:46:54 PM
Doesn't google mean "Infinite"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 11, 2008, 01:08:53 PM
Actually one google is a 1 with a million zeros after it isn't that right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 11, 2008, 04:48:59 PM
So are you saying IF I Google something I will have a Million Hits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 11, 2008, 08:11:07 PM
Wouldn't it hurt getting a million hits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 11, 2008, 08:23:57 PM
How many hits did Ali take in his career?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 11, 2008, 10:27:31 PM
Does anyone know?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 12, 2008, 02:53:25 AM
Could he even remember then all?
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Post by: RicKim on November 12, 2008, 03:34:08 AM
And if so, could he articulate his thoughts about it to us?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 12, 2008, 03:45:27 AM
Do you think he's able at all from a life time of hits.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 12, 2008, 09:01:53 AM
A lifetime of hits? Did he produce a gold album?
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Post by: captmarga on November 12, 2008, 09:40:20 AM
Is there any kind of Golden Glove award?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 12, 2008, 10:14:41 AM
OOh... Golden Gloves....  Does anyone know a good royal glove maker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 12, 2008, 12:39:42 PM
Will you tell me if you find one that does custom fit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 12, 2008, 02:21:03 PM
Custom fit gloves, or a custom fit maker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 12, 2008, 02:46:39 PM
I thought we were talking gloves, is that correct LadyElizebeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 12, 2008, 02:56:19 PM
I was talking gloves, but who knows what everyone else was talking??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 12, 2008, 03:16:49 PM
Anyone learned to read minds lately?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 12, 2008, 03:20:02 PM
Learned to read? Are you from Georgia?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: metalcelt on November 12, 2008, 04:13:33 PM
Why is Georgia on your mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 12, 2008, 04:18:35 PM
Maybe I want a nice sweet, tastie, perfectly rip Georgia Peach right now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Demetrius on November 12, 2008, 06:02:12 PM
Where do Georgia peaches come from? (especially "rip" ones...)   ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 12, 2008, 07:22:45 PM
What's a rip one?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 12, 2008, 07:40:12 PM
hahaha....do I really have to expand on that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 12, 2008, 08:36:21 PM
Our peaches are expanding?  (Whoops, is that headed towards John's Inn???)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 12, 2008, 09:50:35 PM
Peach Augmentation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on November 12, 2008, 10:14:10 PM
Is a pit what you get when you cross a peach with a ....?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 13, 2008, 01:17:33 AM
So a peach pit is really a lump? Peach cancer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 13, 2008, 03:45:18 AM
Do you think people will even want to eat peaches anymore after hearing all this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 13, 2008, 07:37:02 AM
Weren't Peach Pits used in prison for carving out figures and such in the early 1900's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 13, 2008, 08:14:20 AM
Were they used for something called scrimshaw?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 13, 2008, 08:49:09 AM
((Nope, scrimshaw is the art of engraving whale bones or ivory and was popular with sea farers in the late 1800's through early 1900's a good piece of scrimshaw can bring a pretty penny at auction today))

Have you not seen some of the carvings done by them on Antiques Roadshow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 13, 2008, 08:50:23 AM
Do they show off Antique Roads?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: PurpleDragon on November 13, 2008, 08:51:44 AM
How would they show off an entire Road?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on November 13, 2008, 10:41:55 AM
Couldn't it be an Ant Highway in that scale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 13, 2008, 10:51:15 AM
Would the band be called a "Rock" band then if they bring ancient roads with them in pieces?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 13, 2008, 10:56:34 AM
Have you been listening to GRAVEL (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=3801140) again?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 13, 2008, 11:35:41 AM
Is it a rock slide, or is the gravel just sitting there?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 13, 2008, 12:00:31 PM
Have you ever been dragged on your back on gravel?


IT HURTS!
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Post by: PurpleDragon on November 13, 2008, 12:24:08 PM
Was that a voluntary incident Laney?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 13, 2008, 01:07:15 PM
would you believe me if I said No and it was behind a motocross bike doing a wheelie?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 13, 2008, 01:12:15 PM
Did I mention to anyone that I sewed right through my finger 2 days ago with my sewing machine?? 

I had thread sticking out either side and the needle head broken off and stuck in deep.... OOOh fun!
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Post by: PurpleDragon on November 13, 2008, 01:27:46 PM
Did you do that on purpose Lady Elizabeth?  ~giggles~
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 13, 2008, 01:43:22 PM
Is this your way of keeping us hanging by a thread?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 13, 2008, 01:50:19 PM
Oh haha...  >:(...  Do you two really think you're funny?  ...  ;D..
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 13, 2008, 03:07:14 PM
Dearest, how is thy finger?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 13, 2008, 03:12:26 PM
Have you ever tried typing without your left pointer finger??
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 13, 2008, 03:14:28 PM
Slowly and cautiously?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 13, 2008, 04:05:16 PM
Is slower better?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 13, 2008, 04:18:32 PM
Have you tried using another diget or even your nose or finger or say even a pencil in your mouth to type with out your left digit?
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Post by: captmarga on November 13, 2008, 09:11:38 PM
Have you ever had to help anyone who can't use their hand AT ALL???
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 13, 2008, 10:19:37 PM
Even with good hands, did you still fumble with things?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 14, 2008, 08:23:52 AM
Man with good hands, could that lead somewhere dangerous?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 14, 2008, 09:33:36 AM
Have you ever met a man with GIANT hands, especially for his size?? 
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Post by: captmarga on November 14, 2008, 10:33:42 AM
And just what do you define as GIANT? (And does he give back rubs???)
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 14, 2008, 10:44:39 AM
Do you wish to ask him yourself?
(http://globalnerdy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/iphone-in-megahuge-hands.jpg)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 14, 2008, 12:30:49 PM
Was this imaged PhotoShopped?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 14, 2008, 02:35:26 PM
What has shopping for photos got to do with giant hands?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 14, 2008, 03:09:57 PM
I thought I said photoshopped not photo shopping, because I thought PhotosShop was a sotware package that allowed photo editing. Am I wrong?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 14, 2008, 03:21:49 PM
It was definately photoshopped, but...with hands that large...does it matter?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 14, 2008, 03:27:00 PM
Would not hands that large be too big to... Ummm. use effectivly?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 14, 2008, 03:32:30 PM
Should we ask the 50 foot woman?
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Post by: Sitara on November 14, 2008, 03:44:41 PM
Where would we find such a woman?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 14, 2008, 08:21:12 PM
Is here such a woman?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 14, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
Im 72.......................... Inches tall would that do?
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Post by: captmarga on November 14, 2008, 11:02:38 PM
Are the 50 foot woman and the incredibly shrinking woman related in some strange way?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 15, 2008, 07:51:23 AM
Two ships passing in the night?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 15, 2008, 10:11:42 AM
What about two ships passing in the night?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 15, 2008, 10:32:01 AM
What about the tall and the short of it?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 15, 2008, 02:23:26 PM
I'm so confused. Aren't we talking about ships?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 15, 2008, 02:44:01 PM
Proverbial ships?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 15, 2008, 08:41:49 PM
Ships? Tall Women? Night? What???
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Post by: captmarga on November 15, 2008, 10:53:32 PM
Fire now?   Now???  Can we fire the cannons NOW????  How about NOW?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 16, 2008, 09:28:13 AM
Did they keep the powder dry?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 16, 2008, 10:26:33 AM
Do we have a powder monkey to retrieve the dry powder?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 16, 2008, 10:39:32 AM
Would a wet powder monkey be able to keep the powder dry?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 16, 2008, 10:40:22 AM
What is a powder monkey?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 16, 2008, 10:46:20 AM
Isn't it like a dust bunny?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 16, 2008, 02:14:38 PM
Do you have dust bunnies under your furniture?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 16, 2008, 02:18:43 PM
Is that what's been making all that noise under my bed?
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Post by: captmarga on November 16, 2008, 05:07:42 PM
You keep powder monkeys under your bed? 
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 16, 2008, 08:26:36 PM
How did we go from powder monkies, to dust bunnies back to powder monkies in less than 1 page?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 17, 2008, 01:14:43 AM
Have you considered we've gone from cancerous fruit, to abnormal hands, to powder monkeys, to dust bunnies and then back to powder monkeys?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 17, 2008, 05:09:22 AM
What about the trunk monkeys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM9HsyZpREk
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 17, 2008, 07:52:20 AM
Isn't it kind of hard to sit down with a monkey in your trunk?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 17, 2008, 08:19:49 AM
Would you really want to see the trunks that a monkey could fit in while someone was wearing them?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 17, 2008, 09:09:52 AM
Why would someone be wearing the monkeys trunks?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 17, 2008, 09:20:22 AM
Why indeed?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 17, 2008, 10:22:37 AM
Who are we firing the cannons at?
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Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on November 17, 2008, 10:31:51 AM
Did they fire at us?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 17, 2008, 11:02:52 AM
If we're still talking about monkeys, how would they know how to fire a cannon?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 17, 2008, 11:24:44 AM
Monkey see, monkey do?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 17, 2008, 11:29:30 AM
If we're dealing with cannons, wouldn't it be a brass monkey, as opposed to a trunk monkey?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 17, 2008, 12:44:48 PM
Is brass monkey a maker of fine Pirate cannons one would find on a pirate ship filled with powder monkey's and no dust bunnies?
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Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on November 17, 2008, 01:40:31 PM
Pirate ships don't have dust bunnies?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 17, 2008, 04:19:36 PM
OK, I'm very confused now...  What's a Trunk monkey?  What's up with the powder monkeys? And HOW did dust bunnies get involved with all these silly monkeys??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 17, 2008, 05:01:39 PM
Aren't we ALL confused after posting on this thread?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 17, 2008, 05:08:38 PM
Weren't we ALL confused BEFORE posting here and this just lets us commiserate together??
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Post by: Tammy on November 17, 2008, 05:52:38 PM
If we are ALL confused...how would we know it??
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 17, 2008, 06:13:57 PM
When did the confusion start?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 17, 2008, 06:47:49 PM
When was I born, lets see......hmmmmmm?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 17, 2008, 08:53:58 PM
If we guess right will there be a prize?
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Post by: Tammy on November 17, 2008, 08:56:29 PM
If we guess wrong will we be punished??   ;)
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Post by: Bodharan on November 17, 2008, 09:35:51 PM
Would you enjoy being punished?

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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 17, 2008, 09:37:18 PM
Will the punishment even fit the crime?
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Post by: Tammy on November 17, 2008, 09:41:53 PM
Wouldn't we have to send this to John's Inn, if I answered you Bodharan?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 17, 2008, 10:35:10 PM
Is there live music, drinking, dancing and much merryment in John's Inn?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 18, 2008, 06:13:19 AM
Is there such thing as dead music?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 18, 2008, 06:16:51 AM
Are you asking about music by the 'Dead'?

..and how did the (alloy of copper and zinc) monkey get turned into a Brweed puller monkey?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 18, 2008, 06:19:46 AM
Do the "Dead" not live on?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 18, 2008, 06:22:39 AM
Although Jerry Garcia was one of the 'Dead', isn't he now one of the dead?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 18, 2008, 06:24:36 AM
Even though he be among the dead, do we not still hear his voice?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 18, 2008, 08:34:48 AM
Where the Dead really grateful?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 18, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
More specifically, is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead now instead of the "Dead"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 18, 2008, 01:33:16 PM
Cherry Garcia is pretty good ice cream, what make you thinik its dead?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 18, 2008, 02:04:00 PM
Wasn't Cherry Garcia named after Jerry Garcia by the owners of Ben and Jerry's?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 18, 2008, 03:24:22 PM
Cherry Garcia is NOWHERE as good as Phish Food, ya know?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 18, 2008, 06:48:13 PM
Is that an ice cream flavor?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on November 18, 2008, 07:24:06 PM
Haven't you ever had Phish Food???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 18, 2008, 08:55:27 PM
Phish Food? Is that the kind of food the band Phish ate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 19, 2008, 08:40:41 AM
Mind if I leave Phish Food to the Phishes?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 19, 2008, 09:16:17 AM
Wouldn't 'Phish Food' ice cream be to 'Phish' as air would be for when "Billy Breathes"?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 19, 2008, 08:05:20 PM
I don't know.... would it?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 19, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
Should it?
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Post by: Bodharan on November 19, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
What are we talking about here?

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Post by: metalcelt on November 19, 2008, 08:56:03 PM
who knows?
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Post by: LadyAnn on November 19, 2008, 09:48:55 PM
Does anyone really hear what others are saying?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 19, 2008, 11:10:16 PM
I do, but do others on different boards?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 20, 2008, 01:13:53 AM
There are different boards?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 20, 2008, 05:11:41 AM
Does anybody really know what time it is?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 20, 2008, 08:08:40 AM
Does anyone really care what time it is?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 20, 2008, 09:29:52 AM
Doesn't that change from place to place?
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Post by: LadyAnn on November 20, 2008, 09:41:35 AM
Is it time for faire again?
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Post by: RicKim on November 20, 2008, 09:51:15 AM
And if not, can we build a time machine and take ourselves to opening day?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 20, 2008, 09:59:35 AM
Instead of going to opening day, we we travel back to say 1542 England instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 20, 2008, 10:59:29 AM
Since you'll be 20 years younger, wouldn't 1522 be better?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 20, 2008, 11:11:43 AM
Wouldn't I technically be 441 years younger considering I was born in 1963?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 20, 2008, 01:02:55 PM
Would we break the space time continuum if we went back in time?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 20, 2008, 01:48:18 PM
Are we not discussing the age of our persona?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 20, 2008, 02:02:47 PM
Is that what you meant when you said I'd be 20 years younger? Would I not then be 4 years old?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 20, 2008, 02:11:56 PM
Well I guess you wouldn't want to be 4 again, would you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 20, 2008, 03:36:39 PM
No, would you want to be 4 again?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 20, 2008, 03:43:13 PM
Can I be 24 again?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 20, 2008, 05:03:06 PM
Wouldn't MOST of us like to be 24 again?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 20, 2008, 05:20:26 PM
I know I would, how about you?
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Post by: Bodharan on November 20, 2008, 06:58:33 PM

Is 48 twice as good as 24?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 21, 2008, 12:01:48 AM
If that's the case, does that mean that 12 is half as good as 24?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 21, 2008, 05:25:01 AM
If a frog had wings, would he still be bumping his butt on logs all day?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 21, 2008, 08:17:30 AM
Wouldn't that depend on the size and efficiency of the wings?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 21, 2008, 10:20:04 PM
What if he ate a large meal? Would that make a diffence?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 22, 2008, 05:53:27 AM
Would this be the beginning of the de-evolution of frog legs?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 22, 2008, 11:25:27 AM
Does this mean that frog legs won't be found at seafood restaraunts now?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 22, 2008, 05:16:30 PM
Does frog legs taste like chicken?
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Post by: Tammy on November 22, 2008, 07:37:28 PM
What does chicken taste like? How do we know it's not the chicken that taste's like frog legs??
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Post by: metalcelt on November 22, 2008, 08:53:46 PM
I've heard that snakes taste like chicken, is that true?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 23, 2008, 06:41:57 AM
No...but if a chicken ate chicken, would the chicken think it tasted like chicken?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 23, 2008, 08:35:17 AM
Do chickens have taste buds?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 23, 2008, 03:25:03 PM
I don't know-but do they have lips?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 24, 2008, 10:42:21 AM
Haven't you ever heard the term Chicken lips?
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Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on November 24, 2008, 10:45:31 AM
No, I have never heard the term Chicken Lips before, what does it mean?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 24, 2008, 11:12:46 AM
Is that anything like chicken legs?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 24, 2008, 12:20:30 PM
If someone has chicken legs... does that mean you can eat them?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 24, 2008, 01:27:41 PM
What ever floats your boat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 24, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
How does a chicken leg float a boat?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 24, 2008, 02:24:10 PM
Could a chicken use it's legs to Row a boat, gently down the stream?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 24, 2008, 02:56:26 PM
Wouldn't it be better to try using a turkey leg to row your boat?
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Post by: LadyAnn on November 24, 2008, 03:05:28 PM
Is it a boat or a raft?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 24, 2008, 03:31:26 PM
Well if it was a life raft, is there a difference?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 24, 2008, 03:34:22 PM
Isn't a stream too shallow for the keel of a boat?
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Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on November 24, 2008, 04:04:19 PM
It wouldn't be if it were a canoe, is a canoe a boat too?
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Post by: captmarga on November 24, 2008, 04:06:36 PM
What is this hypothetical canoe made out of? Log or birchbark?
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Post by: LadyAnn on November 24, 2008, 05:13:01 PM
Didn't the indian's make canoes out of Birch trees?
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Post by: Tammy on November 24, 2008, 05:48:40 PM
Yes. Did you know that they still do?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 24, 2008, 06:22:17 PM
How many chickens does it take to paddle a canoe?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 24, 2008, 09:35:47 PM
If we had two canoe's could we re-enact the battle scene from Ben Hur?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 24, 2008, 10:26:21 PM
Would we be able to get the actor who starred in it?
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Post by: LadyAnn on November 24, 2008, 10:29:08 PM
Who was the star Actor of Ben Hur?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 25, 2008, 12:09:08 AM
Isn't he dead by now?
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Post by: Lady Gwyndolyn on November 25, 2008, 01:34:55 AM
I think he is, but doesn't he have a child that is an actor as well?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 25, 2008, 07:58:48 AM
If all the world's a stage, are we but actors in it?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 25, 2008, 08:07:26 AM
If we are actors on the stage of the world, may reality ever spring from the play?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 25, 2008, 10:46:15 AM
As actors on this world stage, can we assume that reality is behind the scenes?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 25, 2008, 10:48:09 AM
Is this a new reality TV show caled Actors On the World Stage Behind the Scenes?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 25, 2008, 11:51:11 AM
Isn't it actually called Behind the Stage Actors on the World Scene?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 25, 2008, 03:26:27 PM
Or is it Reality of the Stage Behind the World Seen?
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Post by: Bodharan on November 25, 2008, 10:09:32 PM
When asked about the difference between fiction and reality, wasn't it Tom Clancy who replied that fiction must make sense?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on November 25, 2008, 10:47:28 PM
But why would it all have to make sense? After all, isn't truth stranger than fiction?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 26, 2008, 05:06:42 AM
What sense is there to make?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on November 26, 2008, 05:59:33 AM
We all make 'scents'...but does anyone like them?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 26, 2008, 09:11:16 AM
Is that different from liking Majikah's scents?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 26, 2008, 01:11:05 PM
Will Majikah's Scents make Cents?
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Post by: captmarga on November 27, 2008, 08:29:15 AM
Do they have Vanilla spice perfumes?
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Post by: Lady Aldyth on November 28, 2008, 08:55:08 AM
How many bottles would you buy if they do?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on November 28, 2008, 09:23:44 AM
Isn't Vanilla Spice one of the Spice girls?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 28, 2008, 06:52:40 PM
Are the Spice Girls still around?
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Post by: captmarga on November 29, 2008, 09:11:32 AM
Who the heck is Vanilla Spice? 
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on November 29, 2008, 11:34:41 AM
Do you mean Vanilla Ice?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 29, 2008, 01:39:02 PM
Isn't Vanilla Ice Spice's boring cousin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on November 29, 2008, 02:22:00 PM
Don't you mean Vanilla Ice sang "Ice Ice Baby"?
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Post by: Libby Stella on November 29, 2008, 08:18:36 PM
Isn't "Ice Ice Baby" a popular song?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on November 29, 2008, 09:12:18 PM
Would it really be right to call it a "popular song" to start with?
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Post by: metalcelt on November 30, 2008, 10:38:36 AM
Wouldn't you rather listen to Under Pressure by Queen?
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Post by: Libby Stella on November 30, 2008, 11:29:29 AM
Isn't Queen one of the best bands ever?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 30, 2008, 04:17:47 PM
 :o Is the queen in a band?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 01, 2008, 08:24:11 AM
Well, wasn't that a band of velvet around her sleeve?
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Post by: metalcelt on December 01, 2008, 04:27:52 PM
Was it a Black Velvet band?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 01, 2008, 06:05:43 PM
Is Elvis really dead?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 01, 2008, 06:42:24 PM
NO! Isn't Elvis still in the house?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 02, 2008, 08:38:02 AM
Do you have Elvis or Elves in your house?
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Post by: captmarga on December 02, 2008, 09:09:55 AM
Does anyone have a house elf they could spare?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 02, 2008, 09:50:17 AM
How many would you like?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 02, 2008, 10:44:20 AM
Are they the kind that make wonderful shoes or like Dobbie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 02, 2008, 11:18:59 AM
Heck who wouldn't take one even if they only did dishes?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 02, 2008, 11:28:49 AM
Would you give your Dobbie House Elf an article of clothing if you got sick of it, or keep it in servitute for all of it's life?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 02, 2008, 05:12:39 PM
What is the life span of a Doobie House Elf?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 02, 2008, 06:48:56 PM
Is Doobie House Elf Dobbie's cousin?
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Post by: RicKim on December 02, 2008, 07:26:22 PM
Or is that one of the Doobie Brothers?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 02, 2008, 09:32:57 PM
Am I wicked for hoping the DOObie Elves come and stay with me for a spell?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 03, 2008, 01:55:08 AM
Do the Doobie Elves make cookies as good as the keebler Elves?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 03, 2008, 01:59:00 AM
Do the Doobie Elves make magic cookies??? Or maybe magic brownies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 03, 2008, 08:47:19 AM
Do "Mabrownies make you see and do funny things like a Hash Brownie might do?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 03, 2008, 09:08:45 AM
Are brownies made by Brownies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 03, 2008, 09:33:37 AM
The real question is... are brownies made FROM real brownies and are they fresh?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 03, 2008, 11:17:19 PM
Can you freeze the fresh brownies?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 04, 2008, 04:15:24 AM
Will they taste just as good as before they were frozen?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 04, 2008, 07:47:11 AM
If a brownie is made from a real brownie is scotch distilled from a scotsman?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 04, 2008, 08:48:14 AM
And if you then drink it will that mean you now have a little Scot inside you???
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 04, 2008, 10:41:16 AM
Is having a Scot in you like having a parasite inside you?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 04, 2008, 11:27:10 AM
Wouldn't it be a bit like being pickled?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 04, 2008, 11:50:46 AM
Are you equating Scotch with vinegar?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 04, 2008, 05:43:04 PM
Who, me??? Would I ever do that??? Are you trying to get me kicked out of the forums???  :o

LOL
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 04, 2008, 08:01:08 PM
Now, why would anyone want to do that?
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Post by: captmarga on December 04, 2008, 10:31:56 PM
Where did my question-answer to the brownie's thread go?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 05, 2008, 02:27:44 AM
Didnt it go into the Scotsmans belly along with the scotch?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 05, 2008, 10:37:42 PM
Did the Scotsman even taste it?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on December 06, 2008, 12:24:31 AM
Poor kilted lad, doesn't he know better than to eat the wee ones and drink his fellow countrymen?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 06, 2008, 09:27:16 AM
Are you saying the lad is a cannibal?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 06, 2008, 11:12:41 AM
Who took all the Vitamn C?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
How'd we get here?
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Post by: Sonata on December 06, 2008, 02:47:20 PM
...and where did that handbasket go?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 06, 2008, 07:23:38 PM
did you leave the basket at home?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 07, 2008, 12:15:34 AM
Is it hot in here?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 07, 2008, 09:05:41 AM
Did someone turn up the heat?
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Post by: Sonata on December 07, 2008, 12:16:32 PM
Is the roof, the roof, the roof on fire?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 07, 2008, 01:31:33 PM
who set the roof on fire?
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Post by: Charity 'The Pirhanna' O'Reilly on December 07, 2008, 02:31:08 PM
Was someone playing with matches?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 07, 2008, 05:58:29 PM
do you smell the Faire in the air ?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 07, 2008, 08:09:57 PM
Is that apple pie that I'm smelling?
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Post by: captmarga on December 07, 2008, 10:04:54 PM
Cinnamon and  baked apples, or fried apple fritters dusted with powdered sugar?
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Post by: metalcelt on December 07, 2008, 11:06:06 PM
Do those come on a Stick?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 08, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
isn't EVERYTHING better on a stick?
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Post by: captmarga on December 08, 2008, 04:28:03 PM
I don't know, would being on a stick improve Brussel Sprouts?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 08, 2008, 05:02:07 PM
If you had Brussal Sprouts on a Stick, could you catapult them off and use them as lethal weapons?
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Post by: Carl on December 08, 2008, 05:31:29 PM
Would the flying sprouts be eaten?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 08, 2008, 06:21:21 PM
So why does everyone hate Brussel Sprouts so much?

( I think their tasty... ;D )
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 08, 2008, 06:36:42 PM
Are brussel sprouts from Brussels
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Post by: Carl on December 08, 2008, 08:09:53 PM
If you brush against a brussel sprout will you get a blemish?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 08, 2008, 10:01:12 PM
A blemish? Is that some kind of crazy Michigan urban legend?  ;D
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 08, 2008, 11:09:19 PM
Did the legend originate in Detroit?
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Post by: captmarga on December 09, 2008, 12:38:48 AM
Just how urban *is* Detroit?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 09, 2008, 08:04:54 AM
Are you alluding to the Detroit red radish?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 09, 2008, 08:10:21 AM
 ??? Red Radish?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 09, 2008, 08:13:43 AM
Brussel sprout blemish or red radish rash? :'(
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Post by: JimsDana on December 09, 2008, 08:50:50 AM
Red radish rash?
Is this from ingesting the veggie or a glancing blow?
Or could it just be a colour transfer?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 09, 2008, 09:05:00 AM
Hmmmm, interesting observations all...how thusly, shall I ponder same?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 09, 2008, 09:52:29 AM
Sit in a corner and think about it a while per chance?
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Post by: captmarga on December 09, 2008, 10:47:37 AM
May I have a pie to nibble on if I must sit in the corner?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 09, 2008, 10:53:06 AM
Is your name "Little Jack Horner" who sat in a corner?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 09, 2008, 12:02:33 PM
If Little Jack's name were Able could he sit at the table?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 09, 2008, 12:18:32 PM
What kind of table would he sit at, a coffee table, dinning room table, or maybe a corner table?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 09, 2008, 03:54:11 PM
Perhaps a table of fables?
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Post by: metalcelt on December 09, 2008, 04:39:14 PM
Are they Aesop's Fables?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 09, 2008, 06:36:57 PM
Isn't there a book of fables?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 09, 2008, 08:18:30 PM
Who exactly is or was Aesop?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 09, 2008, 09:33:39 PM
Why should we learn a moral from a fable?  Isn't that a fake story?
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Post by: JimsDana on December 09, 2008, 10:22:25 PM
A fake story?
Isn't that gossip?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 09, 2008, 10:32:55 PM
Isn't gossip a bad thing?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 09, 2008, 11:05:33 PM
Who needs gossip when most of the time isn't truth stranger then fiction?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 10, 2008, 11:54:57 AM
Isn't a fable allegorical and therefore a usefull illustration of a truth?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 10, 2008, 02:47:55 PM
Would you say in the service of Truth?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 10, 2008, 02:54:53 PM
The elusive Truth or a truth?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 10, 2008, 06:01:52 PM
Who tells the truth?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 10, 2008, 07:23:30 PM
Truth is relative?
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Post by: savvy on December 10, 2008, 08:31:59 PM
would you find truth to be a crutch?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 10, 2008, 09:35:15 PM
Speaking crutches, where are mine?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 10, 2008, 10:38:48 PM
Waht was it you were using those things for again?
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Post by: captmarga on December 10, 2008, 11:49:02 PM
Would you rather have a cane, crutches, or a hammock?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 11, 2008, 12:30:51 AM
A hammock would feel a lot more relaxing wouldn't it?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 11, 2008, 08:37:00 AM
Is the hammock on a beach or a ship?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 11, 2008, 09:04:48 AM
Isn't it a little cold for a hammock anywhere?
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Post by: metalcelt on December 11, 2008, 10:01:34 AM
Doesn't that depend on where you are right now?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 11, 2008, 10:14:02 AM
What is the hammock made of?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 11, 2008, 10:23:19 AM
If its hemp, can we smoke it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 11, 2008, 10:28:02 AM
as in smoked ham?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 11, 2008, 12:44:57 PM
Do you like Green eggs and Smoked Ham, Do you, Do you, DonaCatalina I am?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 11, 2008, 01:11:50 PM
What if I preferred Green Eggs and Honey Ham, Lady De Lany Iam?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 11, 2008, 01:15:33 PM
Would you eat them at a faire, would you eat them with a bear?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 11, 2008, 02:06:45 PM
Would you eat them in a pub?
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Post by: *Teach* on December 11, 2008, 03:21:07 PM
*Will the pub have my rum?*
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Post by: moonfaerie30 on December 11, 2008, 04:32:17 PM
WHat do you think?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 11, 2008, 06:52:49 PM
What about mead?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 11, 2008, 07:41:14 PM
What does a paper company have anything to do with this?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 11, 2008, 08:16:35 PM
Would a good lager be made from the same thing as paper?
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Post by: Tammy on December 12, 2008, 12:09:22 AM
Would you want it to taste like paper??  ;D
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Post by: captmarga on December 12, 2008, 12:21:49 AM
Haven't you heard of a dry wine?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 12, 2008, 07:32:50 AM
Isn't that wine aged in wood as opposed to wine made from wood?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 12, 2008, 07:53:12 AM
Would it go well with a steak?  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 12, 2008, 10:15:34 AM
Well, steak on a stake is faire food isn't it?
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Post by: *Teach* on December 12, 2008, 11:15:03 AM
*Can you imagine a wonderful fantastic world with rum on a stake?*
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Post by: Muffin on December 12, 2008, 11:17:30 AM
Wouldn't that be a bit messy?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 12, 2008, 11:50:31 AM
Would Rum Cake on a Stake work just as well?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 12, 2008, 11:53:00 AM
Would that be too Adventuress in this Realm, me Lady?  :D
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Post by: Sonata on December 12, 2008, 11:56:57 AM
Can one be too adventurous in this realm?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 12, 2008, 12:09:20 PM
Why Richard de Graeme, are you trying to tease me with your "dubious wisdom"? ;)
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 12, 2008, 01:49:56 PM
C'est pour nous connaitre? ;)
(Pardon my poor French) :D
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Post by: metalcelt on December 12, 2008, 03:44:23 PM
Huh?
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Post by: captmarga on December 12, 2008, 06:09:59 PM
If we have rum cake and steak on a stake, don't we have the beginnings of a feast?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 12, 2008, 08:09:37 PM
Am I invited?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 12, 2008, 09:24:00 PM
Are you not ALWAYS invited?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 12, 2008, 09:35:12 PM
Shall we have dancing as well?  :)
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Post by: Tammy on December 12, 2008, 10:09:11 PM
I LOVE to dance...will someone PRETTY PLEASE bring the bagpipes and a bodhran or two??
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 12, 2008, 11:01:39 PM
Since Toki refuses to dance, will some charming Lord like to dance with me?
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Post by: captmarga on December 13, 2008, 12:02:32 AM
I'd loan you my DH, but could you persuade him to actually get up and dance?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 13, 2008, 07:55:47 AM
Aren't there any men in our realm who'd delight in a dance with the ladies?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 13, 2008, 09:58:15 AM
Do you think the men are just to shy to ask?
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Post by: Tammy on December 13, 2008, 10:47:42 AM
Do you really think the men in this shire are shy??
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 13, 2008, 11:04:50 AM
What is life without music and dance?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 13, 2008, 03:24:26 PM
Doesn't dance have more than one meaning?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 13, 2008, 09:34:17 PM
Isn't the any meaning specific to each individuals interpritation?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 14, 2008, 09:38:57 AM
and your interpretation is what?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 14, 2008, 10:34:57 AM
Who needs an interprettor?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 14, 2008, 11:45:04 AM
I fear many need a checker of spelling?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 14, 2008, 02:12:10 PM
Was that a question?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 14, 2008, 03:18:28 PM
Can just putting a quewstion marc on thr end of a sentinc make it a queston?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 14, 2008, 03:23:47 PM
Isn't Marc short for Marcus?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 14, 2008, 10:51:13 PM
Who's Marcus?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 08:38:46 AM
Could it be Marco instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2008, 09:54:29 AM
Are you referring to Marco Polo?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 10:19:27 AM
Isn't that a game you can play?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2008, 10:21:57 AM
How is it played?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 10:37:05 AM
Don't you have to play it in the water?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 11:03:12 AM
Quote from: Anna Iram on December 14, 2008, 03:18:28 PM
Can just putting a quewstion marc on thr end of a sentinc make it a queston?

Are you able to hear the contemporary use of an upward inflection? :-X
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 11:07:02 AM
Can upward inflection mean something else as well?  ;D :D
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 11:11:57 AM
Is meaning unveiled through conversation?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 11:19:08 AM
Can't conversation, much like this thread, merely twist the meaning further?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 11:21:33 AM
Weren't we having a totally different conversation altogether here a few posts back?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 11:31:43 AM
Did you want to continue looking for Marco?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2008, 11:39:02 AM
Does someone need to find Marco?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 11:44:05 AM
Where is that crazy Marco guy? ::)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 15, 2008, 12:38:56 PM
Marco who? Should I meet Marco?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 12:41:35 PM
Did Marco drown in the pool of ennui?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 12:44:26 PM
I thought he went to China, did he drown while there?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 12:55:03 PM
Did he travel by horseback, sticking the ball all the way?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2008, 01:06:07 PM
Did he have a cushion for the saddle?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 01:16:17 PM
What kind of animal did he ride?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 01:53:56 PM
If Marco went to China to purchase tea while riding on a camel would that explain the question "one hump or two" ?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 02:06:17 PM
Did he stop along the way?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2008, 02:24:47 PM
Did he pass the Three Wise Men along the way?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2008, 02:31:21 PM
Was one of the Three wise Men riding a pony and wearing macaroni?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 02:33:01 PM
Was there a feather in the hat?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 03:21:53 PM
Was his name Yankee Doodle?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 15, 2008, 03:23:34 PM
Did he eat some strudel and fall on his noodle?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 03:38:13 PM
Noodle as in Noggin?
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Post by: Carl on December 15, 2008, 06:29:58 PM
Noggin or scoggin?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 15, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
Never heard that term... Whats a Scoggin?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 16, 2008, 08:15:00 AM
Does Scoggin somehow make you think of scones?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 16, 2008, 08:42:45 AM
Isn't scones some kind of hard cookie you dip in coffee or hot chocolate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 16, 2008, 08:51:58 AM
oooh, and doesn't hot chocolate sound good now?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 16, 2008, 10:22:50 AM
Can we add Irish cream to the hot chocolate
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Post by: captmarga on December 16, 2008, 05:47:57 PM
Have you tried a shot of Loki in your hot chocolate?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 16, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
Does anyone have the whipped cream?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 16, 2008, 08:09:34 PM
Does anyone else put extra chocolate chips and marshmellows in their hot chocolate like I do?
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Post by: JimsDana on December 16, 2008, 11:00:53 PM
Yes! Have you ever added raspberry liquor to yours?
(Yum!!)
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 16, 2008, 11:28:33 PM
How do you make your hot chocolate?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 16, 2008, 11:39:33 PM
With lots of extra chocolate right?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 17, 2008, 08:37:15 AM
Anyone object to adding heavy cream?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 17, 2008, 08:42:14 AM
What kind of mix do you use for your hot chocolate?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 17, 2008, 05:28:56 PM
Do you have a special mug/cup for your hot chocolate?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 17, 2008, 05:42:43 PM
Do you use Big marshmallows or do you use the little ones?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2008, 05:46:24 PM
Are Big Marshmallows like Seinfeld's Big Salad?
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Post by: captmarga on December 17, 2008, 05:47:49 PM
Is it anything like a Dr Pepper Salad?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 17, 2008, 06:07:25 PM
Dr Pepper, will ye take a look at this?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2008, 06:12:47 PM
What's a Dr. Pepper Salad?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 17, 2008, 06:48:49 PM
Salad, salad, did I miss the salad? (The first time anyway) :-[
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 17, 2008, 10:38:38 PM
Since I don't like salad can I just have the Dr Pepper?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 17, 2008, 10:43:33 PM
What kind of salad don't you like?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 17, 2008, 10:56:21 PM
Do just cucumbers count as a salad?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 17, 2008, 11:00:05 PM
Who else like spinach with chicken, cranberries, cheese, almonds, and dressing?
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Post by: captmarga on December 18, 2008, 12:36:49 AM
I rather have baby greens and tomatoes with a nice balsamic-lemon vinagrette, wouldn't you?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 18, 2008, 05:57:34 AM
As Grandma always said, " Richard, have you eaten your ruffage?"
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 07:50:49 AM
You eat Ruffs?

(look out Queen Elizabeth!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 09:53:10 AM
Do you mean a Dip or a Fop?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 18, 2008, 09:56:37 AM
What do you and I mean?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 18, 2008, 10:01:03 AM
Huh?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 10:01:41 AM
Was that supposed to be 'duh'?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 18, 2008, 10:08:48 AM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 09:53:10 AM
Do you mean a Dip or a Fop?

*Sorry! I deleted my post not realising you'd already posted under me.*

What kind of dip do you like with your Ruffs?  ;D






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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 18, 2008, 10:10:36 AM
Do the Ruffs have Ridges?
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Post by: captmarga on December 18, 2008, 10:21:00 AM
Oh, this isn't going the John's Inn direction, is it????
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 11:08:19 AM
Does John's Inn have Chili Cheese Fritos?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 18, 2008, 11:33:22 AM
Can we pass on the Chili Cheese Fritos and have Bacon and chedder potoato skins instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 18, 2008, 01:19:52 PM
Is that better than twice-baked cheddar potatoes?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 18, 2008, 04:06:12 PM
Can we add Hidden Valley Ranch to them
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Post by: Libby Stella on December 18, 2008, 08:44:01 PM
Will there be salad to go with the ranch too?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 18, 2008, 09:47:04 PM
Don't you find cattle, not salad, at a ranch?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 19, 2008, 05:52:49 AM
Would ranch dressing be a poltice for some poor injured bovine?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 19, 2008, 08:16:53 AM
Can't hurt, can it?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 19, 2008, 08:41:05 AM
Should we ask the bovine?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 19, 2008, 08:49:38 AM
I don't know anyone who speaks bovine, do you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 19, 2008, 09:54:17 AM
Are you sure it's bovine and not Bolivian?
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Post by: captmarga on December 20, 2008, 12:19:46 AM
I have Longhorn cattle, would you like me to pass along questions to them?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 20, 2008, 03:24:35 AM
Do you use cattle sign language to do that?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 20, 2008, 08:01:05 AM
Is signing with hooves possible?
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Post by: Libby Stella on December 20, 2008, 02:51:30 PM
don't you know the ways of signing with hooves?
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Post by: captmarga on December 20, 2008, 10:56:08 PM
Did you forget the waving of horns, the swishing of tails, and the slinging of drool???
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 21, 2008, 11:48:39 AM
Are you describing a day at the Faire? (Haw,Haw).
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 21, 2008, 01:55:28 PM
When aren't we describing a day at Faire?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 21, 2008, 03:00:49 PM
When we are talking about chocolate and rum?


*note to self...stay far away from Richard's drool slinging.*   :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 21, 2008, 05:15:45 PM
Where's my plate and where's my cup?
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Post by: captmarga on December 21, 2008, 06:18:41 PM
Are you suggesting that you have misplace them, or are you implying they are hidden or stolen?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 21, 2008, 09:15:17 PM
Who would steal a plate and cup?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 21, 2008, 09:31:51 PM
Maybe they ran off with the saucer and spoon?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 21, 2008, 09:47:18 PM
How does that rhyme go again?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 22, 2008, 08:17:36 AM
Does it start, "Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle."?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 22, 2008, 08:39:32 AM
Did you say that someone put a cat in a fiddle?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 22, 2008, 11:26:19 AM
Isn't the fiddle's string made from cat gut?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 22, 2008, 12:57:59 PM
Cat GUT? Is that what you get after the more than one way to skin a cat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 22, 2008, 01:29:36 PM
What kind of cat are you skinning, a bobcat?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 22, 2008, 01:49:23 PM
So cat gut is made from a cat named Bob?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 22, 2008, 01:55:15 PM
Isn't Bob was your Uncle?
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Post by: Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia on December 22, 2008, 01:59:25 PM
Isn't Bob the cat my other boyfriend?   ;)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 22, 2008, 02:51:58 PM
Uncle, Boyfriend, Cat, Bob  isn't WHAT?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 22, 2008, 03:08:17 PM
Who's on first?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 22, 2008, 03:11:10 PM
What got bobbed is on third..?  :o
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 22, 2008, 03:22:42 PM
Who's at home watching you do work on vacation?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 23, 2008, 12:39:12 AM
Am I the only one confused at this post at the moment?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 23, 2008, 08:01:23 AM
I'm confused, did we make a left at St Louis?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 23, 2008, 02:11:19 PM
Or was it the right at Albuquerque ?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 23, 2008, 03:38:35 PM
Has someone been watching Bugs Bunny cartoons?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 23, 2008, 09:38:46 PM
Arent many cartooos a reflection of the funny side of real life?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 23, 2008, 09:46:33 PM
If you watched cartoons without the goofy soundtrack wouldn't some of it just be tragic?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 23, 2008, 09:55:36 PM
Wouldnt it be then called "Hamlet"?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 23, 2008, 11:02:11 PM
Hamlet as in the Dane or the pig?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 23, 2008, 11:50:38 PM
Pig as in "Green eggs and Hamlet" isn't it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 24, 2008, 06:37:30 AM
Hamlet? Isn't his name Sam?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 24, 2008, 08:46:22 AM
You mean it's not Sam I Am?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 24, 2008, 10:14:56 AM
Samta with your pan so bright, won't you fry my eggs tonight?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 24, 2008, 12:22:22 PM
Ain't you afraid that if Samta fries your eggs tonight, he most likely will eat them?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 24, 2008, 06:01:26 PM
Isn't it the elves that fry the eggs and Santa eats them?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 26, 2008, 09:58:12 AM
I thought Santa ate cookies?
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Post by: chocolate_princess on December 26, 2008, 01:08:27 PM
I thought Rudolph made Santa's eggs not the elves am I mistaken?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 26, 2008, 01:24:49 PM
Happy Day after...did everyone have a good holiday?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 26, 2008, 01:48:37 PM
Reindeer lay eggs?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 26, 2008, 02:01:31 PM
Miine was nice, how about yours?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 26, 2008, 03:26:58 PM
Did someone get a Wii and make a bunch of Mii's?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 26, 2008, 04:37:56 PM
I thought it was Miine not Mii, and isn't that German?
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Post by: Libby Stella on December 26, 2008, 10:58:25 PM
What does being German have anything to do with it?
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Post by: captmarga on December 27, 2008, 09:45:33 PM
Perhaps something having to do with Radishes?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 27, 2008, 10:42:56 PM
RADISHES! You dare bring up the radishes?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 27, 2008, 11:43:40 PM
Did anyone besides me get a guitar for Christmas? 

((wife bought me a Yamaha FG-75 Acoustic for Christmas.  now I just have to learn to play))
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 28, 2008, 12:10:43 PM
No guitar, but do finger cymbols count as a musical instrument?
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Post by: captmarga on December 28, 2008, 01:26:51 PM
They're part of the  rhythm section, aren't they?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on December 28, 2008, 07:51:46 PM
I've got rythm, I've got Music, I've got my gal who could ask for anything more?
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Post by: Libby Stella on December 28, 2008, 09:45:55 PM
And what if I could think of something else that you wanted more, would you take it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 29, 2008, 10:06:11 AM
Could he ask for more rum?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 29, 2008, 10:18:06 AM
Why rum, and not Margarita's
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Post by: Libby Stella on December 29, 2008, 11:32:47 AM
Why does it have to be an alcoholic drink?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 29, 2008, 11:40:27 AM
Why does the Sun shine and blood run warm?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 29, 2008, 12:11:50 PM
Why can't people just get along and stop the blood from running?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 29, 2008, 02:32:20 PM
Why are there lines on maps?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 29, 2008, 02:36:52 PM
ummm...so...we....know where we be co-orientated on the bloody map of life?

(Co-orientaded: made up annaism)
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 29, 2008, 03:46:05 PM
Is that an upward trailing lilt I hear?

(I like Iramism better  ;D)
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Post by: Carl on December 29, 2008, 05:29:47 PM
Hear hear who wants a beer?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 29, 2008, 11:25:36 PM
Why does it have to be beer?
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Post by: captmarga on December 29, 2008, 11:44:48 PM
Can't I have hot chocolate instead? And a couple of aspirin?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 29, 2008, 11:51:37 PM
Would ibuprofen work?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 30, 2008, 02:25:42 AM
How about Ibuprofen and chocolate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 30, 2008, 08:53:06 AM
Are we discussing the cure for a hangover or PMS?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 30, 2008, 03:26:34 PM
How about chocolate covered Ibuprofen? Or rum flavored Tylenol?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 30, 2008, 03:48:21 PM
How about the hair of the hound?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 30, 2008, 04:39:34 PM
You want to swallow the hair from a hound dog?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 30, 2008, 04:43:38 PM
Can it be any kind of dog?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on December 30, 2008, 05:22:34 PM
You'd swallow a whole dog?
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Post by: captmarga on December 30, 2008, 06:41:31 PM
Does a hotdog smothered in cheese and onions count?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on December 30, 2008, 06:48:40 PM
What about a Dachshund?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 30, 2008, 06:51:52 PM
Isn't a dachshund too short?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on December 30, 2008, 09:04:27 PM
What if it bites back?
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Post by: canonman on December 30, 2008, 09:33:45 PM
if it bites do you bite it back?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 30, 2008, 10:03:37 PM
if I bite it back will it taste like chicken?
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Post by: chocolate_princess on December 30, 2008, 10:08:17 PM
Why would it taste like chicken? I think it would taste like a hot dog,wouldn't it?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 30, 2008, 10:11:36 PM
If it were cold would it be a pupscicle?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 30, 2008, 10:16:53 PM
Would I have to wear some Muttins if I held it?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 30, 2008, 10:24:40 PM
Would you drink a Corgi Cola with it?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 30, 2008, 10:29:15 PM
Wouldn't too much of this mixing start to taste like Shitzu after a while?
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Post by: Charity 'The Pirhanna' O'Reilly on December 30, 2008, 10:54:37 PM
How would you know what a shitzu taste like?
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Post by: renren on December 30, 2008, 11:12:56 PM
Do we really want to know? :D
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on December 31, 2008, 12:28:34 AM
It tastes like chicken as I said before doesnt it?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 31, 2008, 07:49:07 AM
How about lox and beagles with cream cheese?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 31, 2008, 08:09:32 AM
 Kind of hard to fit a beagle in a toaster isn't it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 31, 2008, 08:47:26 AM
Would it be easier to fit the cream cheese into the beagle?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on December 31, 2008, 08:52:56 AM
Would it still be "cream" cheese?
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Post by: canonman on December 31, 2008, 08:00:50 PM
would it still taste like chicken?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 01, 2009, 10:35:53 AM
If everything tstes like chicken... what does chicken taste like?
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Post by: captmarga on January 01, 2009, 11:50:31 AM
Alligator?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 01, 2009, 11:55:37 AM
But I thought Alligator tasted like chicken too?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 01, 2009, 12:53:53 PM
Is this becoming the Bubba Gump Chicken Thread?

...we got gator chicken and daschund chicken and cream cheese chicken..... ;D

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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 01, 2009, 01:05:22 PM
have you ever had alligator on a stick?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 01, 2009, 01:06:57 PM
Wouldn't think that would make for a very happy gator?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 01, 2009, 01:38:04 PM
if a gator is so unhappy for being on a stick, then why is a Gator so mean?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 01, 2009, 01:59:54 PM
have you ever seen a happy gator?
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Post by: renren on January 01, 2009, 02:13:37 PM
How can one tell is a gator is happy?
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Post by: captmarga on January 02, 2009, 12:34:35 AM
Well, if there are crocodile tears, couldn't there be Gator Grins?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 02, 2009, 08:59:52 AM
Does a Gator grin after eatting steak on a stick?
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Post by: Cpt. Black Shadow on January 02, 2009, 09:04:55 AM
does steak on a stick grin after being ate by a gator
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 02, 2009, 10:08:24 AM
Does anthing grin after being eaten by a gator?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 02, 2009, 10:44:03 AM
Does the Gator grin?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 02, 2009, 11:14:27 AM
Would a Gator grin after eating a politician or frown from acid reflex?
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Post by: captmarga on January 02, 2009, 11:24:02 AM
Would a gator be so silly as to actually eat a politician,or spit one out from the nasty taste?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 02, 2009, 11:29:19 AM
Would it also spit out a clown because it tastes funny?  ::)
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 02, 2009, 12:58:02 PM
Don't you find clowns CREEPY?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 02, 2009, 07:27:25 PM
What else do you find creepy?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 03, 2009, 07:52:43 AM
Would you find Clown College exponentially creepy? :o
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 03, 2009, 09:44:08 AM
Don't most people find college in general creepy?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on January 03, 2009, 02:37:28 PM
Does anyone besides me remember "Creepy" and "Eerie" magazines?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 03, 2009, 03:32:59 PM
Yes, are we now showing our age?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 03, 2009, 08:01:41 PM
Isn't age just a number?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 03, 2009, 10:23:23 PM
Isn't it also a frame of mind?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 04, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
Shall we burn the calendars and embrace bliss?
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Post by: Libby Stella on January 04, 2009, 10:32:01 AM
Do you really want to start a fire?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2009, 11:03:40 AM
Is it cold enough to warrant a fire?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 04, 2009, 01:05:05 PM
Does the bear relieve it's self in the woodland areas?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 04, 2009, 01:51:08 PM
What if I set a trap?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 04, 2009, 02:08:03 PM
Are you going to get those traps from The Acme Corporation?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 04, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
Isn't that the place Wil'E Coyote purchased from?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 04, 2009, 03:06:47 PM
Haven't we learned Wile's traps never work?
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Post by: captmarga on January 04, 2009, 03:08:45 PM
Is that the fault of the sell-er or the set-er?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 04, 2009, 03:18:36 PM
There was a dog involved in Wile's plots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 05, 2009, 09:15:24 AM
Wouldn't a Pointer have been a better dog?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Libby Stella on January 05, 2009, 11:55:53 AM
Shouldn't you just ask Wil' E. himself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 05, 2009, 12:38:40 PM
What would be his reply?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on January 05, 2009, 01:11:53 PM
Would it be more of a howl or a baying than speech?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 05, 2009, 01:30:04 PM
Will it be filled with innuendo's or lies?
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Post by: captmarga on January 05, 2009, 02:58:53 PM
Would he himself know, or has he had too many anvils dropped on his head?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 05, 2009, 03:02:51 PM
Would not an anvil falling on ones head kill them?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 05, 2009, 03:11:12 PM
Or would it just make you Looney Tunes?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 05, 2009, 04:18:21 PM
I love Yosemite Sam, Who's your favorite Looney Tune?
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Post by: Libby Stella on January 05, 2009, 08:32:51 PM
Why wouldn't Bugs Bunny be your favorite?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 05, 2009, 09:56:58 PM
Doesn't  Bug's Bunny's sarcasim "bug" you after a while?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 06, 2009, 08:07:25 AM
Are you saying Bugsy is buggity?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 06, 2009, 08:26:29 AM
Is "buggity" a made up word?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 06, 2009, 08:36:50 AM
Can we have a word of the day since Buggity is not a real word?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 06, 2009, 09:54:59 AM
Would you feel better about buggish?
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Post by: captmarga on January 06, 2009, 09:54:02 PM
He's not sluggish, but buggish, but in any words, just weird?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 06, 2009, 09:56:47 PM
Who's weird, "Weird Al" Yankovick?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 07, 2009, 01:30:18 AM
Is Weird Al still even funny anymore?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 07, 2009, 07:35:55 AM
Don't you get a grin from "White and Nerdy" ?
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Post by: firefairy on January 07, 2009, 08:41:39 AM
who is "White and Nerdy"?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 07, 2009, 08:45:20 AM
Is it the Pilsbury doughboy?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 07, 2009, 11:25:37 AM
LOL!!!!!

Firefairy, haven't you ever googled the White and Nerdy Vid on YouTube?



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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 07, 2009, 01:35:52 PM
Are White and Nerdy mutually exclusive?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 07, 2009, 04:14:13 PM
Is that a trick question?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 07, 2009, 04:41:25 PM
Isn't it a racial remark?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 07, 2009, 05:51:36 PM
Wouldn't it be more along the lines of type casting?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 08, 2009, 08:29:55 AM
Did someone say Casting Call?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 08, 2009, 08:44:15 AM
Will you call me to be in the cast?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 08, 2009, 09:08:03 AM
Did you break a leg or something?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 08, 2009, 10:24:31 AM
Is that why they say "Break a leg."?
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Post by: Lady_Glorianna on January 08, 2009, 10:33:06 AM
wouldn't breaking a leg make it more difficult to go on?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 08, 2009, 11:28:04 AM
Wouldn't that be better than breaking a head?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 08, 2009, 11:30:19 AM
Wouldn't breaking ahead be an advantage in a horse race?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 08, 2009, 02:55:47 PM
Why are horse races measured in furlongs then?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 08, 2009, 02:58:42 PM
May they not be won by a head or even a nose?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 08, 2009, 03:02:47 PM
Why is it called a furlong when horses have hair?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 08, 2009, 03:05:44 PM
Do they have it fur long?
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Post by: captmarga on January 08, 2009, 11:49:21 PM
Did you know there is a breed of donkey that has "rasta dreadlocks" all year long? 
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 09, 2009, 01:10:35 AM
Does the donkey also smoke Gonja and go "Hee hawman?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 09, 2009, 08:08:12 AM
How would a donkey light a cigarette?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 09, 2009, 01:18:28 PM
Does anybody else wish Donkeys really could talk like the Donkey in Shreck?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 09, 2009, 05:02:44 PM
Wasn't Donkey in Shrek modeled after the Hee Haw donkey?
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Post by: captmarga on January 10, 2009, 01:49:59 AM
You've never been around a herd of miniature donkeys, have you?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 10, 2009, 09:06:14 AM
Weren't miniature donkeys created by gnomes for their miniature mines?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 10, 2009, 09:51:26 AM
What do gnomes mines?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 10, 2009, 10:12:27 AM
Do they chip away at Chocolate Mountain so the elves might make their cookies?
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Post by: CapnFayeCutler on January 10, 2009, 12:01:47 PM
Why do those cookies made by elves taste so delicious?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 10, 2009, 12:13:46 PM
Why do shoes made by elves fit so perfectly?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 10, 2009, 12:42:00 PM
Where are the perfect elves?
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Post by: captmarga on January 10, 2009, 12:55:46 PM
Are you including Brownies as elves?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 10, 2009, 01:00:08 PM
What's the difference between a brownie and an elf?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on January 10, 2009, 03:58:06 PM
Don't you eat chocolate brownies and elven cookies?
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Post by: captmarga on January 10, 2009, 07:15:38 PM
If you added in chocolate icing, would that make a Brownie the perfect elf?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 11, 2009, 08:50:35 AM
Isn't a Brownie a Girl Scout in training?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 11, 2009, 12:53:19 PM
Wasn't there also a very old school camera called a Brownie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 12, 2009, 08:36:32 AM
When did Brownies start taking school pictures?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 12, 2009, 10:06:21 AM
Don't they get the camera sticky with their little chocolaty fingers?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 12, 2009, 10:08:49 AM
can't you just see a brownie with your picture done in the icing on top?
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Post by: captmarga on January 12, 2009, 11:51:19 PM
Can't I have my cake without icing, please?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 13, 2009, 12:26:07 AM
You don't like icing???!!! :o ??? :'(
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 13, 2009, 04:18:16 AM
What happened to the brownie issue?
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Post by: Dracconia on January 13, 2009, 06:49:04 AM
Brownie as in the dessert or brownie as in the tiny creature with no nose?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 13, 2009, 08:15:43 AM
Isn't Davey Jones the only creature with no nose?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 13, 2009, 07:12:25 PM
Wasn't he a Monkee?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 13, 2009, 07:32:35 PM
He was a monkee with no nose?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 13, 2009, 08:26:17 PM
Who knows?
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Post by: captmarga on January 13, 2009, 11:26:29 PM
Elephants?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 14, 2009, 03:16:15 AM
Brownie anyone?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 14, 2009, 08:24:23 AM
How about a Blondie for a change?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 14, 2009, 09:09:50 AM
Haven't Blondie and Dagwood been around for nearly a hundred years?
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Post by: captmarga on January 14, 2009, 10:36:51 PM
Are we talking the comic strip?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 14, 2009, 10:46:18 PM
What comic strip?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 15, 2009, 08:14:13 AM
Isn't most stripping comedic if you think about it?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 15, 2009, 09:27:44 AM
Blondie and Dagwood are strippers?
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Post by: captmarga on January 15, 2009, 09:43:54 AM
And just where is this club located?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 15, 2009, 01:21:20 PM
Is it located in the SubWay?

yukyukyukyuk....
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 17, 2009, 11:55:43 AM
Does this subway go cross town?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 17, 2009, 12:25:11 PM
Do the wheels on the bus go round and round?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 17, 2009, 01:04:08 PM
Will the bus stop at the Subway?
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Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on January 17, 2009, 03:30:22 PM
Will the Subway stop the madness?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on January 17, 2009, 06:07:49 PM


How mad does one have to be before the Subway stops???
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 17, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
Is it the subway that stops or the subway train that stops?
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Post by: captmarga on January 17, 2009, 09:20:21 PM
Did someone pull the emergency stop?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on January 17, 2009, 10:59:59 PM


Who could that someone be??
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Post by: heavy_hammer on January 17, 2009, 11:14:37 PM
Do they serve supper on this trip?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 17, 2009, 11:29:17 PM
And do we need a hand basket?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 18, 2009, 08:16:42 AM
Wouldn't a handbasket be a great way to carry your hamster?
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Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on January 18, 2009, 10:26:01 AM
could we eat the hamsters if we were hungry?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 18, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
Are the hamsters hungry?
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Post by: captmarga on January 18, 2009, 11:20:58 AM
Ewww, does anyone really LIKE hamsters?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 18, 2009, 11:23:22 AM
Doesn't Richard Gere like hamsters?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 18, 2009, 12:49:12 PM
Isn't Richard Gere a Buddist, are hamsters part of that philosophy?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 18, 2009, 01:18:27 PM
Wouldn't that be a great name if you were to join a particular group?  ;D
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 18, 2009, 02:18:07 PM
What Hamster?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 18, 2009, 04:06:39 PM
Ewwww. . WE don't want to eat hampsters do we?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 18, 2009, 08:23:18 PM
Can't we just pop them into a ball and let them roll about?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 18, 2009, 09:32:34 PM
Do they enjoy being in a ball rolling around?
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Post by: Grov on January 18, 2009, 09:33:26 PM
Would anyone enjoy being in a ball just rolling around?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on January 18, 2009, 09:34:34 PM
Depends... could I have someone in there with me?
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Post by: Tammy on January 18, 2009, 10:39:54 PM
Now, why would that be fun???  ;) :D ;)
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Post by: captmarga on January 18, 2009, 11:15:14 PM
Hmmmm. hamster in a ball, motorcycle in a death cage, locked in a small room with person who opposes Faire... which would you choose?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 19, 2009, 10:27:07 AM
Can I have door number four?
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Post by: Grov on January 19, 2009, 10:41:27 AM
How would I change the view of the Faire Opposer?
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Post by: captmarga on January 19, 2009, 10:50:15 AM
Um, how good do you look in a kilt  - or corset?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 19, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
So, are you saying that door #4 is only for Scots?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 19, 2009, 03:05:53 PM
What is behind door 4?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 19, 2009, 03:16:07 PM
Could it be The Lady and The Tiger?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 19, 2009, 03:17:29 PM
Which is more dangerous?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 19, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the size of the tiger?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 19, 2009, 03:20:34 PM
..and how you define danger?! 
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 19, 2009, 03:23:39 PM
Would it be defined as the amount of peril in which one is placed by external forces or the perceived peril bouncing around in one's cabasa?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 19, 2009, 03:34:25 PM
Is a cabasa anything like a hamster ball?  ;D
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 19, 2009, 03:44:46 PM
Oft times, would the output be the same?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 19, 2009, 04:37:56 PM
Ok, what the heck is a Cabasa?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 19, 2009, 06:46:29 PM
Cabasa is HEAD in Spanish I think??
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 19, 2009, 07:00:16 PM
Would that be the head man in spain?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 19, 2009, 09:25:21 PM
So, is that what they call the washroom facilities on a Spanish Submarine?
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Post by: Grov on January 19, 2009, 09:28:39 PM
Don't spanish submarines have screen doors, like the french ones?
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Post by: captmarga on January 19, 2009, 10:47:41 PM
Is that how they catch the fish for their dinner?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 20, 2009, 08:08:30 AM
Wouldn't a screen door keep the fish out?
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Post by: Grov on January 20, 2009, 10:38:15 AM
Don't they drive just as fast in reverse as they do forward?
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Post by: captmarga on January 20, 2009, 10:47:10 AM
Is that why there is a screw on one end - to tell the fore from aft?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 20, 2009, 09:10:15 PM
If the screw is at the aft, where is the driver?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 20, 2009, 09:11:57 PM
Behind the wheel?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on January 20, 2009, 09:26:32 PM
We have a driver?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 20, 2009, 09:34:08 PM
If we don't...does it mean were out of control?
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Post by: captmarga on January 20, 2009, 11:35:16 PM
Does anyone want to be in charge?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2009, 08:16:46 AM
I'll be in charge for a while...where do you want to go?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 21, 2009, 08:50:49 AM
How does someplace with palm trees and rum drinks sound?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on January 21, 2009, 09:07:24 AM
Can we dance while we are there??
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 21, 2009, 09:39:04 AM
Any musicians going along?
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Post by: captmarga on January 21, 2009, 10:16:53 AM
Did anyone remember to pack the grass skirts and coconut shell bras?
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Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 21, 2009, 08:25:20 PM
Do coconuts grow that big?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2009, 08:26:33 PM
Will straw hats and goofy monkey head coconut shell drinking cups do?
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Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on January 21, 2009, 09:29:29 PM
If you drink from a monkey's head will you go bananas?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2009, 09:47:38 PM
Or might we go crazy for coco-nuts?
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Post by: Grov on January 21, 2009, 10:00:38 PM
Was that a question?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2009, 10:06:44 PM
What...? You don't see the questionmark..that I added...after your question?
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Post by: captmarga on January 21, 2009, 10:18:34 PM
How many questions did you manage to squeeze into that question?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2009, 10:32:05 PM
Ummm...t..t...two.....s...s...so...does this mean I can't be the screwdriver anymore? :'(
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 22, 2009, 05:49:36 AM
If there is room for a screwdriver, is there need for a wing nut on the bus?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 22, 2009, 08:13:07 AM
Are you applying for the job of wing nut?  :D
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on January 22, 2009, 02:00:32 PM

What do dogs do on their days off?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 22, 2009, 02:46:43 PM
What would a dog do with a wing nut?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on January 22, 2009, 03:06:58 PM
what would you do with a wing nut?  ;)
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 22, 2009, 03:19:40 PM
Does a wing nut need to be well oiled?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 22, 2009, 09:24:20 PM
Do wing nuts have wings?
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Post by: Grov on January 22, 2009, 09:29:18 PM
Aren't wing nuts mated to screws?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 22, 2009, 09:33:13 PM
I thought Screws were German U boats arent they?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 22, 2009, 10:21:22 PM
Well then, is the dog Lady Kathleen speaks of a German Shepard?
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Post by: captmarga on January 22, 2009, 11:09:44 PM
Do the threads in screws south of the equator twist the other direction?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 23, 2009, 02:17:19 AM
is it possible the people just do everything backwards?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 23, 2009, 07:34:23 AM
If they cross the equator are they going forward?
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Post by: Tammy on January 23, 2009, 05:28:32 PM
Or...would they be going backwards??
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 23, 2009, 06:54:05 PM
Could it be like the bermuda triangle and it goes all different ways?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 23, 2009, 07:51:35 PM
Have you been to the Bermuda Triangle?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 23, 2009, 10:47:36 PM
If i have been I must have made it back, or didn't I?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 23, 2009, 11:00:54 PM
Are you sure you're you?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 23, 2009, 11:44:35 PM
As sure as I can be, but is everyone else who they say they are?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 24, 2009, 10:17:22 AM
Are any of us really who we say we are?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 24, 2009, 10:59:11 AM
Which who do you refer?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 24, 2009, 03:04:43 PM
 ??? Who am I?
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Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on January 24, 2009, 04:59:25 PM
Why?
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Post by: Grov on January 24, 2009, 05:07:03 PM
Who says they ain't who they is?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 24, 2009, 10:15:54 PM
Wasn't there a Doctor Seuss book about the Who's down in Whoville?
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Post by: Grov on January 25, 2009, 07:53:31 AM
Which Whos are the Who's Whos?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 25, 2009, 09:49:45 AM
Horton hears a who is now a claymation movie, have you seen it?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 25, 2009, 09:52:41 AM
Perhaps we should consult Doctor Who?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 25, 2009, 11:05:05 AM
Do you mean who is Doctor House?
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Post by: Grov on January 25, 2009, 11:33:59 AM
I like the doctors on Scrubs.....don't you?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 25, 2009, 01:28:54 PM
Would you want to be treated by a scrub doctor?
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Post by: Grov on January 25, 2009, 02:01:07 PM
By Doctor Cox, certainly but what was that female doctor's name?
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Post by: chocolate_princess on January 25, 2009, 05:20:45 PM
Which one? The blond one? I think that is Elliot isn't  it?  :-\
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 25, 2009, 09:01:16 PM
Are you thinking of the brunette that gave the patient a mean right cross for not sticking to his diet?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 25, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
What is a diet and how do you stick to it?
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Post by: Grov on January 25, 2009, 11:41:41 PM
Isn't it weird how folks think that a diet is just the change of eating patterns rather than whatever your eating pattern is?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 26, 2009, 10:10:57 AM
Is an eating pattern anything like a flight pattern?
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Post by: captmarga on January 26, 2009, 11:21:26 AM
Forget the flight pattern, can we straighten out my (nonexistant) sleep pattern?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 26, 2009, 11:43:57 AM
If it's non-existant, how can it have a pattern?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 26, 2009, 12:57:08 PM
Is it a nonexistent sleep or a nonexistent pattern?
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Post by: Grov on January 26, 2009, 03:48:38 PM
Is anything worrying you that could be impacting your sleep?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 26, 2009, 03:59:18 PM
Do those walking whilst asleep pose a danger?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on January 26, 2009, 04:04:40 PM
A danger to themselves, or to others?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 26, 2009, 04:13:35 PM
Do they seem asleep though eyes wide open?
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Post by: Grov on January 26, 2009, 04:40:56 PM
Do bears dump in the woods?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 26, 2009, 06:40:38 PM
Do they need a permit to do the dumping?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on January 27, 2009, 08:48:26 AM
Is the dumping even legal?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 27, 2009, 10:55:30 AM
Do I need a permit to dump old files?
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Post by: captmarga on January 27, 2009, 02:44:31 PM
Are these paper files to be shredded, or electronic ones that need to be erased with a big refrigerator magnet?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 27, 2009, 08:40:54 PM
How big of a magnet?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 28, 2009, 02:58:35 AM
How big of a file will determin that won't it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 28, 2009, 09:55:46 AM
Will a 1/4" file work?
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Post by: Grov on January 28, 2009, 10:09:21 AM
Watcha filin'?
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Post by: captmarga on January 28, 2009, 11:04:56 AM
Need a bigger round file?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 28, 2009, 12:08:35 PM
But flat files work best on polystyrene, don't they?
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Post by: Grov on January 28, 2009, 12:53:37 PM
Does anyone have a battery for my hot wire polystyrene knife?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on January 28, 2009, 06:46:02 PM
How do they keep a polystyrene knife from melting?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on January 29, 2009, 12:26:25 AM
If it melts can you reshape it into a medieval weapon of your choice?
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Post by: Dracconia on January 29, 2009, 03:51:53 AM
What is your medival weapon of choice?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on January 29, 2009, 08:17:03 AM
Why choose just one medieval weapon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 29, 2009, 08:55:25 AM
How many medieval weapons can you carry?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 29, 2009, 09:35:04 AM
How many hands and belts do you have?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 29, 2009, 10:56:17 AM
I only have two hands, how many do you have?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 29, 2009, 04:20:49 PM
I think I have two, could you check?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on January 29, 2009, 05:40:45 PM
I could check, but would you believe me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on January 29, 2009, 05:59:25 PM
Can I bring a pack mule to carry weapons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on January 29, 2009, 07:38:12 PM
You have a pack mule with hands?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on January 29, 2009, 10:19:22 PM
How can a pack mule have hands? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rani Zemirah on January 29, 2009, 10:29:17 PM
Who needs hands when you can have saddlebags?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 30, 2009, 05:24:26 AM
Do you need hands to load the saddlebags?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 30, 2009, 08:41:18 AM
Ever try loading a saddlebag with your teeth?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 30, 2009, 11:05:15 AM
Have you ever tried UN-loading saddle bags with your teeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on January 30, 2009, 11:15:12 AM
Why would you use your teeth to load or unload a saddle bag?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 30, 2009, 11:17:05 AM
What else would you use if you have no hands?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 30, 2009, 11:19:36 AM
Could the feet be used?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 30, 2009, 11:56:31 AM
Have you seen someone with prehensile feet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 30, 2009, 12:00:50 PM
Would it be an evolutionary trend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on January 30, 2009, 02:34:08 PM
Could such a trend happen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 30, 2009, 02:46:04 PM
If it hasn't happened, is it likely to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 30, 2009, 03:00:53 PM
Who knows what the future will unfold?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on January 31, 2009, 01:05:30 AM
Can it be unfolded?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on January 31, 2009, 08:12:18 AM
Will it unfold and fold once more?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2009, 09:43:40 AM
If you keep folding and unfolding it, won't it eventually tear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on January 31, 2009, 10:09:17 AM
Is it like a rip in the space-time continuum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on January 31, 2009, 12:27:14 PM
Will tacion rays mend the tear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on January 31, 2009, 01:22:17 PM
Do we have tacion rays?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on January 31, 2009, 02:12:12 PM
Did you mean to say Tachyons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on January 31, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
Can't we just use duct tape to fix it?
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Post by: chocolate_princess on January 31, 2009, 11:05:08 PM
Doesn't duct tape fix everything? I think it does, don't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2009, 11:10:04 PM
Did anyone else here think it was "duck" tape when you were a kid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tammy on February 01, 2009, 12:47:37 AM
Did anyone NOT think it was DUCK tape when they were a kid????
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renniemommy on February 01, 2009, 02:56:10 AM
Doesn't everyone need a break sometimes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 01, 2009, 01:43:31 PM
What kind of break are talking about here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 01, 2009, 08:53:46 PM
Don't you know that they really do carry both DUCT and DUCK tape in the stores?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 01, 2009, 10:59:19 PM
Why would you want to tape a duck? And would the duck stand for it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 01, 2009, 11:27:55 PM
Could you use a goose instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 02, 2009, 12:01:39 AM
duck.....duck......duck.... goose! Does it really matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: renren on February 02, 2009, 12:31:52 AM
Does anyone feel brave enought to chance it with a goose?
(they're mean!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 02, 2009, 05:10:40 AM
Didn't geese start the activity now known as goosing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 02, 2009, 07:58:44 AM
How can it be goosing if they mostly peck at your feet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 02, 2009, 10:54:54 AM
Does the "mostly" give you a clue?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 02, 2009, 11:12:45 AM
Does the "goose" provide an additional clue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 02, 2009, 03:29:30 PM
Isn't there a Sherlock Holmes story where the goose is a clue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 02, 2009, 03:44:15 PM
Is someone killed by the butler in the library with a goose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 02, 2009, 04:02:15 PM
Was a goose killed in the kitchen by a chef with a cleaver?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 02, 2009, 04:53:40 PM
Where did the chef get the cleaver?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: metalcelt on February 02, 2009, 05:06:42 PM
Did he get it from the Beaver?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 02, 2009, 05:14:27 PM
Are we reaching enough critters to fill this ark?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on February 02, 2009, 06:26:11 PM
Doesn't that require two of every animal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 02, 2009, 10:03:43 PM
Did the ark have two of every insect as well?
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Post by: captmarga on February 03, 2009, 12:04:16 AM
If so, don't you wish they could have skipped the termites, wasps and mosquitoes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 03, 2009, 06:31:50 AM
Do you think being confined with all those animals made the mosquitoes multiply faster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Greenman66669 on February 03, 2009, 09:25:28 AM
What's with all the bugs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 03, 2009, 09:27:41 AM
Will the honey bees survive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Greenman66669 on February 03, 2009, 09:30:36 AM
Is the honey local?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on February 03, 2009, 09:41:33 AM
i love local honey, don't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 03, 2009, 10:02:28 AM
is the honey fresh from the hive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 03, 2009, 01:00:25 PM
Has anyone here ever had marshmallow honey?


*yum*
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 03, 2009, 05:07:53 PM
Can you bake with marshmellow honey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on February 03, 2009, 06:56:49 PM
Can you dear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 03, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
Are we back to venison?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 03, 2009, 08:32:52 PM
Is the deer, noble hart, strong?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on February 04, 2009, 04:40:38 AM
Do you mean strong smelling or strong in texture or strong in the living animal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 04, 2009, 06:48:41 AM
Do I hear the strong hooves of the living animal beating upon the forest floor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 04, 2009, 08:07:33 AM
Wasn't that a scene from 'Band of Brothers'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Greenman66669 on February 04, 2009, 09:17:38 AM
Are rubber bands really made of rubber?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 04, 2009, 11:18:28 AM
If they are not made of rubber, then what are they made of??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 04, 2009, 07:56:18 PM
Are rock bands made of rock?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 04, 2009, 08:25:40 PM
Aren't some of them made from a very heavy metal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 04, 2009, 11:24:03 PM
Are we going to start talking table of elements now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 05, 2009, 05:36:24 AM
Should we steel ourselves for times to come?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 05, 2009, 06:32:05 AM
Would that be putting a little iron in your backbone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 05, 2009, 08:12:42 AM
Has any one heard of the heavy metal rock band Iron Maiden?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 05, 2009, 08:20:37 AM
Isn't an Iron Maiden a torture devise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 05, 2009, 08:53:16 AM
Does heavy metal make you feel like your're being tortured?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 05, 2009, 10:00:35 AM
Have you ever tortured someone with heavy metal?   :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 05, 2009, 12:55:43 PM
Does anyone remember Iron Butterfly's Ina Godda-da-vida?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on February 05, 2009, 01:29:34 PM
Isn't In A Gada Da Vida like an hour long?  ;D
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 05, 2009, 02:21:35 PM
Isn't there a short and long version?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2009, 02:47:05 PM
Don't virgins come in all sizes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 05, 2009, 03:43:20 PM
Do virgins taste better than those who are not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2009, 03:45:21 PM
Are not what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 05, 2009, 07:25:55 PM
How did we get from versions to virgins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on February 05, 2009, 07:33:48 PM
Alphabetically?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2009, 07:35:29 PM
Was it Richard's French accent that confused me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 05, 2009, 08:59:41 PM
Richard is a French Virgin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2009, 09:08:24 PM
Is 'French virgin' an oxymoron?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 05, 2009, 09:11:57 PM
What's an ox and a moron got to do with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2009, 09:13:48 PM
Is that a trick question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 05, 2009, 10:02:12 PM
Aren't most questions rather tricky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 05, 2009, 10:51:07 PM
Can someone please slap my hand now before I get us kicked into the Tavern?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 05, 2009, 10:56:40 PM
What happens if I double dog dare you?  ;D ;D
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Post by: Woodsman on February 06, 2009, 03:57:31 AM
Can you double a dog? :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 05:16:25 AM
A double dog, may I have that Chicago style with mustard, tomatoes, relish, onions, sport peppers, a pickle, and celery salt?


(Jack and Anna...French virgin indeed! You are banished from my kingdom for 2 microseconds and do not get a bite of my hot dog!) ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 05:25:18 AM
Is the ban over now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 06:48:57 AM
Can I have Eggs Benedict instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 07:40:18 AM
Are not all bans short lived as are Eggs Benedict?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 06, 2009, 08:11:42 AM
Marriage banns go for three weeks, don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 09:14:34 AM
Are there many questions regarding the many types of bans?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 09:25:22 AM
Ummm...what's a "dana" and why would you want to ban one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 09:35:15 AM
Wouldn't Bill Dana's 'Jose Jiminez' character be banned today as stereotypical?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 09:35:47 AM
What and where is a "dana" and is it banned?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 09:39:31 AM
Didn't you ask if anyone had any questions about bans?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 09:44:17 AM
Did you know Bill Dana was made an honorary Mercury astronaut for the creation of that character?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 09:52:23 AM
But, why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 09:56:12 AM
Am I lost?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 10:02:21 AM
Don't you know the story behind "Okay, José, you're on your way!" Deke Slayton quipped as Alan Shepard's famous first flight launched, in reference to the astronaut parody?



(Sorry! That was a bad link)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jose_Jimenez



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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 10:09:27 AM
Oo, was there a parody that I missed?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 06, 2009, 10:16:03 AM
Wouldn't that be awesome to have a character you wrote be part of man's launch into space!?


Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 10:17:47 AM
Is space truly the final frontier?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 06, 2009, 11:12:23 AM
Were there ever really any frontiers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 12:37:29 PM
why, aren't frontiers the furthermost limits of explored area?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 02:03:37 PM
Is that the definition of a frontier?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 06, 2009, 02:17:02 PM
Would the definition of Frontier be a casino in vegas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 06, 2009, 02:23:19 PM
Is the Frontier still open?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2009, 05:44:25 PM
If space is still for the most part unexplored, then isn't it still a frontier?
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Post by: captmarga on February 07, 2009, 12:29:43 AM
Did anyone remember to bring the astronaut Ice cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 07, 2009, 06:09:14 AM
Is the astronaut ice cream Tang flavored?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 07, 2009, 07:30:26 AM
I must have missed something, how did we get to Tang Flavored Astronauts?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on February 07, 2009, 07:33:31 AM
Ooo... Tang Flavored Astronauts, where do I find those?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 07, 2009, 08:43:59 AM
Where am I??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 07, 2009, 10:09:06 AM
LOL!!! Is this thread Lost in Space or is it just me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 07, 2009, 10:13:36 AM
Can we not focus on reality, people - like wiccans, elves, and BEER!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 07, 2009, 02:16:04 PM
Isn't beer the opposite of reality?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 07, 2009, 02:57:04 PM
have you never been really drunk on beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 07, 2009, 02:58:28 PM
Who am I and what am I doing here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 07, 2009, 03:05:53 PM
Haven't we all asked ourselves that very question at some point in time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 07, 2009, 05:21:46 PM
Aren't you the guy who did that thing that time with those people near the thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 08, 2009, 01:11:13 PM
Do I have to answer that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 08, 2009, 02:22:23 PM
Do you have something to hide?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on February 08, 2009, 03:45:19 PM
Was it the BEER?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 08, 2009, 08:03:38 PM
But what if you don't DRINK beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 08, 2009, 08:26:31 PM
That's ok b/c there's more for the rest of us, isn't there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 08, 2009, 09:02:30 PM
Can I have a mojito instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on February 08, 2009, 10:33:27 PM
Why don't we just stick to RUM?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 09, 2009, 05:53:03 AM
Single-malt scotch is a good alternative, no?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 09, 2009, 08:10:17 AM
What do you have against a bar stocked with a variety of Liquors?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on February 09, 2009, 08:46:09 AM
Wouldn't it be better to have lots of variety to satisfy everyone's tastes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 09, 2009, 01:43:20 PM
What would it mean if you said a fool and his woman were lucky to get together in the first place?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 09, 2009, 05:19:35 PM
Am I disputing these questions?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 09, 2009, 06:06:18 PM
Are you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2009, 06:52:49 AM
Can't you tell?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 10, 2009, 08:14:47 AM
I can't tell...can you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 10, 2009, 08:32:13 AM
What if I can?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 10, 2009, 11:35:59 AM
So What?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2009, 12:44:16 PM
What's fer supper?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 10, 2009, 01:00:49 PM
when is supper?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 10, 2009, 01:07:07 PM
When are you usually hungry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 10, 2009, 01:11:14 PM
When am I NOT hungry?   :-\
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 10, 2009, 01:37:54 PM
Is there ever a time I am not hungry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2009, 02:11:44 PM
Why must I go to the gym to burn off what I like to eat?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 10, 2009, 03:23:38 PM
Isn't it so you can eat again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2009, 03:43:37 PM
It's an unceasing cycle!!...or should I say stationary bike?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on February 10, 2009, 04:10:25 PM
Should I cycle in place or should I run in place?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2009, 04:58:46 PM
That's depends; how's your back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 10, 2009, 09:34:33 PM
Is something wrong with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 11, 2009, 08:08:27 AM
Why do they call them kidney belts if they are good for your back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 08:36:26 AM
Your kidneys are closer to your back than front...aren't they?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on February 11, 2009, 08:42:09 AM
Aren't they called kidney belts due to the area of the back they fit on? (just over the kidneys)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 02:33:08 PM
Where do you put a pancreas belt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 11, 2009, 02:39:45 PM
Where is your pancreas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 02:47:45 PM
Isn't it atop one of your kidneys?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 11, 2009, 02:56:04 PM
You don't know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 03:05:24 PM
Your Honor, would you please direct the witness to cease her evasiveness and answer the question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on February 11, 2009, 03:14:30 PM
Did she plead the 5Th?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 03:20:18 PM
Well, the prosecuting atorney would know, yes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 11, 2009, 04:21:53 PM
Who was the attorney, anyone we know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 05:09:47 PM
Was it a male or female, rat or snake?
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Post by: captmarga on February 11, 2009, 05:30:16 PM
Aw, lets just be mean to snakes by comparing them to crooked lawyers, shall we?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2009, 05:33:05 PM
Are all lawyers crooked?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 11, 2009, 05:52:25 PM
Do you know any crooked lawyers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on February 11, 2009, 06:55:19 PM
Could we help the crooked lawyers if we sent them to a chiropractor to get them straightened out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on February 11, 2009, 07:53:34 PM
Could a chiropractor straighten them out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 11, 2009, 10:24:29 PM
Don't chiropractors deal with pains in the neck, as opposed to those in the arse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 12, 2009, 08:24:21 AM
Ever hear of someone so crooked he could walk through a keyhole?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Greenman66669 on February 12, 2009, 09:18:21 AM
Isn't a keyhole more of a key-slot???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 12, 2009, 10:26:42 AM
Can't you say that about a lot of holes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 12, 2009, 03:37:27 PM
Have you ever driven into a pothole you couldn't get your car back out of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 12, 2009, 03:39:59 PM
Heh heh, you saw my car and you still ask that question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 13, 2009, 10:45:56 AM
I wonder if there are potholes large enough for my whole car to fit in? (I drive a mini...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 13, 2009, 12:35:36 PM
What's the largest pothole you've ever seen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 13, 2009, 12:37:28 PM
You've never seen the road I live on have you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 13, 2009, 01:49:09 PM
Do you live on a county road?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 13, 2009, 02:50:54 PM
I live way out in the country, you want to come and see?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 13, 2009, 03:27:26 PM
Do you actually think we'd make it out to your house in one peice without a truck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 13, 2009, 03:55:10 PM
May I walk a peacefull path through the wood and stay off the road?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 13, 2009, 04:33:09 PM
What if you got lost?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 13, 2009, 04:37:50 PM
Has anyone tried Railean Texas Gulf Coast Rum...yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 13, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
Is anyone imbibing at this moment?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 13, 2009, 06:44:34 PM
Was there any gulf coast rum left after the hurricane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 13, 2009, 06:45:39 PM
Were there two posting at exactly the same moment?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 13, 2009, 06:52:08 PM
Would it surprise you to find out that I was able to buy aid brand of rum at a Spec's on Galveston Island between Xmas and New Years?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tammy on February 13, 2009, 10:05:32 PM
Did anyone notice just how observant Richard is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 13, 2009, 10:18:53 PM
Did anyone notice Richard has a dashing new picture?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 14, 2009, 08:26:42 AM
Dost Anna and Tammy always prompt a blush thusly? :-[
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 14, 2009, 02:19:57 PM
Why did he change the picture?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 14, 2009, 03:11:01 PM
Don't cha just love his new green garb? ;)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 14, 2009, 04:37:32 PM
Isn't that one of those blankets with arms I've seen on TV commercials?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 15, 2009, 08:34:45 AM
Aren't those called snuggies or something like that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 15, 2009, 10:20:20 AM
Do you mean the slankets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RicKim on February 15, 2009, 08:52:06 PM
Slankets sound like slippery bed coverings.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 15, 2009, 11:57:34 PM
Are slankets made of satin or silk?
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Post by: LadyAnn on February 16, 2009, 08:14:14 AM
Silk is better than satin, wouldn't you agree?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 16, 2009, 08:20:15 AM
Perhaps a monket?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2009, 09:09:56 AM
Isn't a monket a smallish rhesis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 16, 2009, 10:24:24 AM
And what has that got to do with leanut butter cups?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2009, 10:45:27 AM
Are leanut butter cups similar to peanut butter cups; or, is this some rennie concoction that you spread on your buns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 16, 2009, 11:03:07 AM
Does it go well with loki and chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 16, 2009, 02:19:38 PM
Who makes Chocolate Loki? Is that like Godiva Liqueur?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Woodsman on February 16, 2009, 03:26:07 PM
Would that be Dark or Milk chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 16, 2009, 06:48:23 PM
Chocolate  ;D does anyone cares if it's dark or milk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 17, 2009, 08:27:16 AM
Does it really matter what kind of chocolate it is??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 17, 2009, 08:28:58 AM
Does milk chocolate come from a chocolate cow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 17, 2009, 08:50:43 AM
Where can I get a chocolate cow??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 17, 2009, 10:00:54 AM
If you find out where, can you let me know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 17, 2009, 10:41:19 AM
I'll let you know, where will you be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 17, 2009, 03:02:31 PM
Doesn't that depend on the time of day?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 17, 2009, 08:53:35 PM
With all that has been going on, do you really think I've kept track of time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 17, 2009, 11:40:58 PM
If you haven't, who has?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 18, 2009, 08:18:03 AM
It wasn't me...was it you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 18, 2009, 10:23:28 AM
Who, what, when, where?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 18, 2009, 11:35:15 AM
Why not now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 18, 2009, 02:27:35 PM
Can it be tomorrow instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dominic_Deegan on February 18, 2009, 02:29:28 PM
What is today, but yesterday's tomorrow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 18, 2009, 02:55:51 PM
What is when but why and how?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dominic_Deegan on February 18, 2009, 03:21:17 PM
What's with all the "but"s?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 18, 2009, 03:29:42 PM
But what do you mean?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 19, 2009, 09:27:31 AM
Who says I'm mean?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 10:44:49 AM
How am I supposed to answer that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 19, 2009, 11:18:52 AM
How does one ever truely answer such a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 11:26:30 AM
Was it rhetorical?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Drake Starsong on February 19, 2009, 11:28:14 AM
Why does one HAVE to answer a question such as that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 19, 2009, 11:51:06 AM
You may not have an answer, but do you have chocolate? 
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Post by: Drake Starsong on February 19, 2009, 12:32:36 PM
What ever does chocolate have to do with an answer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: NoBill Lurker on February 19, 2009, 12:43:06 PM
You must not know much of the ways of women to ask that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 01:13:21 PM
And, what are the ways of a woman allergic to chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 19, 2009, 01:31:57 PM
Isn't that a plight too sad for words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 01:33:57 PM
Isn't it cheaper for her man on St. Valentine's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 19, 2009, 01:37:13 PM
You really think champagne, jewelry and roses are cheaper?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 01:41:26 PM
It's cheaper than champaign, jewelry, roses and chocolate, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 19, 2009, 01:43:07 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the woman's tastes in such things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2009, 01:53:07 PM
Whuzzat got to do with it? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 19, 2009, 02:01:27 PM
What are you actually referring to if not chocolate, champgane, jewelry or roses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 19, 2009, 02:19:19 PM
Isn't there a difference bewteen See's chocolate and Hershey's, between diamonds and rinestones?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 20, 2009, 09:14:25 AM
In the area of chocolate, should we say once you go Belgian you never go back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 20, 2009, 09:29:17 AM
Other than in Belgium, where's a good place to get Belgium chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 20, 2009, 01:43:14 PM
I wonder if Google would turn up some good sites to buy from?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 20, 2009, 01:54:26 PM
Doesn't Google usually turn up mostly eBay links?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 20, 2009, 04:58:18 PM
They sell chocolate on ebay? 
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Post by: Lord Figaro on February 20, 2009, 05:50:24 PM
Would chocolate make my care smell good if it got poured into the heating vents?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 20, 2009, 05:56:40 PM
Ah but wouldn't that be an awful waste of chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 20, 2009, 08:53:17 PM
Would a good way to abate a chocolate habit be to eat the bitter kind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 20, 2009, 11:51:06 PM
Is that a habit you really want to abate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 21, 2009, 12:13:29 AM
Isn't there another habit you should abate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2009, 06:08:17 AM
Is any habit a good thing to have?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 21, 2009, 09:03:26 AM
isn't a habit better than an addiction?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2009, 09:35:45 AM
Aren't habits and addictions the same thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on February 21, 2009, 10:42:50 AM
Are your vices now habits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Figaro on February 21, 2009, 01:57:17 PM
Why do some nuns still wear habits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 21, 2009, 03:28:51 PM
Is it a habit that those nuns still wear habits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on February 21, 2009, 04:18:14 PM
could it be habitual?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 21, 2009, 06:14:02 PM
The nuns bit someone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2009, 06:15:57 PM
Habitual as in habit and ritual, isn't that clever?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 21, 2009, 10:12:58 PM
Who bit the nun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 22, 2009, 01:24:56 AM
Is it sinful to bite nuns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 22, 2009, 08:14:09 AM
It depends - do they deserve it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 22, 2009, 08:24:01 AM
Who would bite a nun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 22, 2009, 10:17:29 AM
Is there a support group for those who bite nuns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 22, 2009, 12:10:56 PM
Is nibbling a friends sister like biting a nun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 22, 2009, 12:38:14 PM
Is there nun left?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 22, 2009, 12:40:10 PM
Should it be nun or none?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Carl on February 22, 2009, 01:02:28 PM
Nun or not to none is that the question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 22, 2009, 01:25:14 PM
Are you asking me if there is none of the Blue Nun left?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 22, 2009, 01:41:09 PM
What is a Blue Nun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 22, 2009, 04:39:37 PM
You've never heard of Blue Nun, does this mean you're under 40?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 22, 2009, 05:37:35 PM
I'm 39, am I allowed to know about the blue nun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 23, 2009, 08:10:16 AM
Recognize this?
(http://basicjuice.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/bluenun.jpg)
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Post by: captmarga on February 23, 2009, 10:25:12 AM
That bottle is full, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 23, 2009, 11:03:20 AM
Who has the wine goblets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 23, 2009, 12:02:02 PM
Why are we not already drinking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 23, 2009, 12:33:55 PM
Is it 5:00?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Figaro on February 23, 2009, 02:05:42 PM
Why can't we go by the theory, it's 5 O'clock somewhere?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 23, 2009, 02:10:49 PM
Why does this bring me back to high school and passing around a bottle of Boonsfarm?  :D
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 23, 2009, 03:16:32 PM
Does anyone remember Tango?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 23, 2009, 03:30:43 PM
Does anyone remember Mad Dog 20/20?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 23, 2009, 07:31:38 PM
How could anyone forget the taste of that stuff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 23, 2009, 09:53:00 PM
Did anyone ever dring Sloe Gin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 24, 2009, 08:41:59 AM
I don't know, what's the phone number?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 24, 2009, 09:39:33 AM
Have you looked in the phone book?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 24, 2009, 09:49:57 AM
Anyone know the number of a good liquor store?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 24, 2009, 09:57:20 AM
In what city?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 24, 2009, 11:00:49 AM
Does it matter? Have thirst/will travel!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 24, 2009, 01:24:47 PM
I'm hungry, but I take it you are thirsty instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 24, 2009, 03:59:50 PM
How about a good champagne, I'm feeling the thirst for that now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 24, 2009, 04:06:16 PM
Champagne from any particular vineyard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 24, 2009, 06:51:01 PM
Can someone give me directions to the bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 24, 2009, 09:46:46 PM
Which bar and from what city and state?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 24, 2009, 09:57:40 PM
Why so many questions? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 24, 2009, 10:28:07 PM
What sum of numbers do you consider to be "many"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 24, 2009, 10:44:29 PM
How about 228 pages worth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 25, 2009, 06:41:11 AM
Why that number?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 25, 2009, 08:01:55 AM
Why not 6? Do you have something against the number 6?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 25, 2009, 08:54:55 AM
Why not 227 or 229?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 25, 2009, 09:24:51 AM
Does anyone else believe in lucky numbers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on February 25, 2009, 09:31:06 AM
Don't we make our own luck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on February 25, 2009, 05:44:15 PM
If you have bad luck do you make it yourself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Figaro on February 25, 2009, 07:26:02 PM
If you made it yourself, what would you do with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 26, 2009, 08:51:46 AM
Are we talking about garb or beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: wyckdblyss on February 26, 2009, 09:02:20 AM
beer? where's the beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 26, 2009, 10:04:08 AM
I think Lawrence has it, did anyone check with him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2009, 11:17:11 AM
No I didn't check with him, Does any one know where he is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 26, 2009, 11:27:03 AM
Who is Lawrence and why had he stolen the beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 26, 2009, 03:22:40 PM
Is it Lawrence of Arabia and is the beer warm?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 26, 2009, 09:28:49 PM
Would a Guinness go with goat cheese and dates?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seryn on February 26, 2009, 11:07:40 PM
Is there anything Guiness wouldn't go with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Figaro on February 27, 2009, 12:10:42 AM
What wouldn't it go with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 27, 2009, 08:22:32 AM
isn't that what she said?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2009, 09:03:34 AM
Eh - who is Guinness dating - a goat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 27, 2009, 09:16:51 AM
Er, can you get in trouble for suggesting that the Earl of Iveagh dated a goat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2009, 09:26:36 AM
Did I suggest or just ask?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on February 27, 2009, 10:03:22 AM
Is it true?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2009, 11:24:07 AM
Can't it be just rumor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 27, 2009, 11:35:47 AM
Why would it be a rumor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2009, 11:38:20 AM
Doesn't it sound outlandish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2009, 11:41:54 AM
Do Medieval faires feel inferior or backward in comparison with Renaissance faires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 27, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
Outlandish, isn't that a name like Cavendish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: TiaLD77 on February 27, 2009, 12:57:02 PM
Aren't they both dessert dishes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 27, 2009, 01:37:58 PM
What do you say about accepting that answer if it includes chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 28, 2009, 09:03:29 AM
Did you know that a good many Brits and Europeans don't like American chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 28, 2009, 05:38:46 PM
Aren't their palates more used to, er, bland fare?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on February 28, 2009, 06:27:09 PM
Who has the chocolate?
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Post by: LadyAnn on February 28, 2009, 07:08:05 PM
I do, would you like some? ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 01, 2009, 09:31:16 AM
Are you a temptress??
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 01, 2009, 05:39:48 PM
Why? Can you be tempted?
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Post by: captmarga on March 01, 2009, 08:11:01 PM
Are you attempting to tempt those who can be termed temptresses?
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Post by: washmcrack on March 01, 2009, 11:14:50 PM
Would that work?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 02, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
Would anyone admit to successfully having tempted a tempting temptress?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 02, 2009, 01:20:07 PM
Would a temptress admit to yielding to the temptations of a temptor (could mean the end of all street cred)?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 02, 2009, 01:59:01 PM
How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  Or how many temptresses can a temptress tempt if a temptress could tempt other tempters?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 02, 2009, 02:36:50 PM
Are you comparing a temptress to a woodchuck?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 02, 2009, 03:44:13 PM
A what?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 03, 2009, 11:08:39 AM
Could a woodchuck be tempted to chuck something besides wood?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 03, 2009, 11:21:09 AM
Could a temptress be tempted to chuck something like wood?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 03, 2009, 11:28:34 AM
Do you think she might just rather have a nice woodchuck cider and call it a day?  :)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 03, 2009, 12:01:11 PM
What is a woodchuck cider?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 03, 2009, 12:14:10 PM
If you have too much woodchuck cider, does it result in upchuck cider?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 03, 2009, 12:32:59 PM
Is that recycling?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 03, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
I dunno, but it's certainly giving back to nature, no?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 04, 2009, 04:51:22 PM
Couldn't you think of a better way of recycling?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 04, 2009, 06:25:24 PM
Who here recycles?
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Post by: Tammy on March 04, 2009, 06:54:41 PM
I do....what types of things do you recycle??
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Post by: captmarga on March 04, 2009, 08:57:19 PM
Does your city charge you a recycling pick up fee even if your area didn't get recycle bins?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 05, 2009, 06:57:44 AM
Houston does too...it's just plastic, though, isn't it - anybody?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 05, 2009, 08:45:48 AM
Does anyone else accumulate points for recycling?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
How do you accumulate points?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 05, 2009, 10:12:28 AM
What do you get for your accumulated points?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2009, 01:02:24 PM
Do you think you could buy a wood chuck or a temptress?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 05, 2009, 01:40:58 PM
I dunno, do you think the city would offer one of those?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 05, 2009, 01:41:10 PM
Are they for sale?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2009, 01:57:56 PM
What isn't for sale in this world?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 05, 2009, 01:58:58 PM
My principles! - right ma?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 05, 2009, 05:48:00 PM
What about integrity?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 05, 2009, 05:50:30 PM
Isn't integrity a principle?
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Post by: captmarga on March 05, 2009, 10:38:42 PM
Is it the stuff that holds the universe together?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 06, 2009, 09:21:07 AM
Isn't that epoxy?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 06, 2009, 09:34:55 AM
Actually, it's tiny strings that hold the universe together...  Anyone hear of String Theory?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 06, 2009, 09:35:46 AM
When did this change from the Chaos Theory?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 06, 2009, 09:37:47 AM
I've heard of string cheese.
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Post by: captmarga on March 06, 2009, 09:52:37 PM
Is string cheese a statement or a question?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 07, 2009, 08:58:14 AM
Question: To Be or Not To Be?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 07, 2009, 10:16:58 AM
Oops, I goofed, didn't I?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 07, 2009, 12:53:55 PM
Did I do that?
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Post by: Sir Morgan on March 07, 2009, 12:59:03 PM
Does it matter?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 07, 2009, 01:25:24 PM
Should we carry on?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 07, 2009, 03:10:03 PM
So how is your weather this weekend?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 08, 2009, 08:11:14 AM
Is Houston FINALLY gonna get some rain this weekend!?
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Post by: captmarga on March 08, 2009, 11:29:51 AM
Haven't you heard that Texas is in for a drought for a while?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 08, 2009, 12:03:13 PM
Aren't we heading towards perpetual drought?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 08, 2009, 05:52:55 PM
Aren't droughts only perpetual in the desert?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 09, 2009, 10:44:27 AM
Would you care for some of the three inches that fell this past weekend?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 09, 2009, 12:19:54 PM
Where was that Richard?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 09, 2009, 03:36:09 PM
Isn't 'That Richard' buried at Fontevraud Abbey?
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Post by: captmarga on March 10, 2009, 12:47:55 AM
We're not getting Zilch involved in this conversation, are we?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 10, 2009, 05:44:57 AM
Isn't that a double negative?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2009, 08:01:15 AM
Who is Zilch?
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Post by: Lord Figaro on March 10, 2009, 09:52:25 AM
I think Zilch is a funny guy don't you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 10, 2009, 09:56:07 AM
Isn't Zilch less than None?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on March 10, 2009, 09:59:40 AM
Isn't a zilch something that is made out of plastic bags then lit on fire?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2009, 10:30:04 AM
Why would you burn mulch in a bag?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 10, 2009, 10:31:49 AM
Do you think mulch would smell better or worse burned?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2009, 10:36:50 AM
Would cedar mulch burning smell like a cedar log burning?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 10, 2009, 11:26:55 AM
I don't know, but do you like the smell of burning cadar?
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Post by: captmarga on March 10, 2009, 03:44:00 PM
Does burning cader smell worse or better than smouldering cedar? 
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 10, 2009, 05:42:19 PM
Could cedar be used for smoking meats?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 10, 2009, 08:10:04 PM
Are you some kinda non-Texan? :)
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 10, 2009, 08:21:07 PM
What's wrong with  being a non-texan? ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 11, 2009, 08:22:15 AM
There's nothing wrong with it, will you accept my sympathies?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 11, 2009, 08:38:36 AM
Indeed I shall, will you coming to visit our Hollygrove shire sometime?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 11, 2009, 09:04:10 AM
Can you provide directions?
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Post by: captmarga on March 11, 2009, 11:07:34 AM
Can we make sure these directions include the local fabric and antique stores on the route?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 11, 2009, 06:16:40 PM
Do yuo pronounce route like the tree root?
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Post by: captmarga on March 11, 2009, 11:44:37 PM
I do about half the time, R -out - the other, so, how do you say it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2009, 06:12:25 AM
I say it like the French, and like you, too, don't I!?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2009, 08:16:03 AM
I like French cuisine, do you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 12, 2009, 09:58:54 AM
Who doesn't like French Cuisine?
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Post by: captmarga on March 12, 2009, 09:56:25 PM
If we all go to France, would you eat lunch with me at my favorite sidewalk cafe?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 12, 2009, 10:25:32 PM
What would we do afterward?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 13, 2009, 07:55:49 AM
Could you sing the Marseilles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2009, 11:44:45 AM
Can you get away with that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 13, 2009, 11:52:19 AM
Can we go to Sainte Chapelle later?
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Post by: captmarga on March 13, 2009, 11:55:33 AM
Anyone up for a trek under the Isle de Cite (Notre Dame) to see the old Roman remains?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 13, 2009, 01:36:11 PM
How about a side trip south to see the remains of Pompeius Magnus, legionary camp on the Franco-Spanish border?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2009, 02:46:50 PM
Camp? - where do we go potty?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 13, 2009, 03:30:05 PM
Can we make it your job to locate the ancient Roman latrines?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2009, 04:01:58 PM
Are there any over there that don't require coin?
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Post by: captmarga on March 13, 2009, 10:06:01 PM
LOL, are you suggesting barter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2009, 10:42:46 PM
Well, one hand washes the other, no?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 14, 2009, 08:48:25 AM
Can you tell me where you left the soap?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 14, 2009, 09:43:10 AM
Soap?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on March 14, 2009, 03:38:28 PM
Yes soap! Where is it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 14, 2009, 04:34:57 PM
Isn't it with the washcloths and towels (and, if your from GB, isn't it with the towels)?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2009, 07:42:42 AM
Why don't you keep your soap by the sink?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 16, 2009, 08:45:11 AM
What kind of soap is it... bar or liquid?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2009, 09:22:14 AM
Can you use bar soap at home, or only in a bar?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2009, 12:55:31 PM
If you keep the soap near the sink, won't it get gloopy?
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Post by: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 16, 2009, 01:29:08 PM
Or will the soap sink in the sink?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2009, 02:01:52 PM
Like hope, Ivory floats, yes?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on March 16, 2009, 02:41:01 PM
Would it be wrong to hope that soap on a rope could float?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 16, 2009, 02:47:32 PM
Is it wrong for me to picture certain activities when people mention "soap on a rope"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2009, 03:01:27 PM
Is soap on a rope still being manufactured?
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Post by: captmarga on March 16, 2009, 05:16:07 PM
Did you see the pirate gold soaps last year in Walmart, from PotC marketing?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2009, 05:51:54 PM
Do they come on a rope or in a pot?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 16, 2009, 06:10:52 PM
Or with a pope or a tot?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2009, 06:13:54 PM
Or, with a dope or a sot?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 17, 2009, 01:55:59 PM
Or, with hope or not?
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Post by: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 17, 2009, 03:53:39 PM
I hope not????
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 17, 2009, 04:13:53 PM
To be , or not to be?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 17, 2009, 04:59:21 PM
Haven't we been here before?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 17, 2009, 05:12:52 PM
Is this going to become a forum of "where have YOU been"??
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 17, 2009, 05:35:07 PM
Would that be wrong?
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Post by: captmarga on March 17, 2009, 08:23:23 PM
Are we going to get lost in trying to find ourselves?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on March 17, 2009, 08:40:40 PM
Have I lost myself......again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 17, 2009, 09:19:59 PM
Aren't you right there?
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Post by: Tammy on March 17, 2009, 10:46:47 PM
Do you want help finding you??
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 18, 2009, 12:39:59 PM
I wonder if you can find someone else if you don't know where you are?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2009, 12:51:33 PM
I think; there I am?
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Post by: captmarga on March 18, 2009, 01:06:03 PM
But where exactly is "here"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2009, 01:10:10 PM
I didn't say 'here', I said 'there', didn't I?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 18, 2009, 01:12:17 PM
Did anyone hear him for real? (cause I just saw his writings....)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 18, 2009, 01:49:40 PM
Who are we talking about now?
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Post by: captmarga on March 18, 2009, 02:07:33 PM
Are we just missing What, since we have Where, There, and Who?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2009, 02:08:33 PM
What?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 18, 2009, 02:12:48 PM
Did I stumble into a journalism class?
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Post by: captmarga on March 18, 2009, 02:17:39 PM
Um, possibly more like an episode of Who's on First?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on March 18, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Huh? Who?  What's on second?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 18, 2009, 03:37:53 PM
Is Ghost Hunters on last?
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Post by: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 18, 2009, 04:22:12 PM
Oh, you watch Ghost Hunters, too?
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Post by: captmarga on March 18, 2009, 05:56:00 PM
Don't you find them amusing at times?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 18, 2009, 07:04:55 PM
Ghosts or those that hunt them?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on March 18, 2009, 10:12:36 PM
Do you think that they REALLY want to find anything?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 19, 2009, 08:38:59 AM
Wouldn't you say better them than us?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2009, 01:04:47 PM
Has anyone here actually seen a ghost?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 19, 2009, 01:24:45 PM
Don't people who see ghosts never really admit that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2009, 01:47:55 PM
What's the harm in admitting it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 19, 2009, 03:43:30 PM
If you did admit it, would everyone else think you were crazy?
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Post by: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 19, 2009, 03:52:58 PM
Who cares if they do?  ;)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2009, 05:53:42 PM
Sh!...what was that over there?
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Post by: captmarga on March 19, 2009, 06:02:34 PM
Aren't we all by definition just a little off the "normal" standards? 
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 20, 2009, 08:04:56 AM
What would be the definition of normal?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on March 20, 2009, 08:13:49 AM
Wouldn't it be great if the freaks of the world got to define "normal"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 20, 2009, 11:58:34 AM
Who are you calling a yokel?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 20, 2009, 01:06:11 PM
Wasn't it a freak she was referring to and not a yokel?
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Post by: captmarga on March 20, 2009, 01:07:27 PM
"Yeah rich weirdos..."  Anyone want to Time Warp?
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Post by: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 20, 2009, 02:49:28 PM
Warp-ed, now isn't that what the "normal people" say we are?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 20, 2009, 05:41:54 PM
But have you ever met a truely normal person?
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Post by: captmarga on March 21, 2009, 09:39:25 AM
Well, perhaps, if one might be tempted to ask, "Does normal equal boring?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2009, 09:44:56 AM
This reminds me, can someone familiar with educational history in America explain to me what 'nornal schools' were?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 21, 2009, 10:12:09 AM
Is Nornal the opposite of Diurnal?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2009, 10:14:36 AM
Oops! - Didn't I mean 'norMal schools' for goodness sake?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 21, 2009, 10:17:52 AM
Does this mean YOU went to a normal school?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2009, 10:41:12 AM
No, but it was my grandmother who taught in one, do I miss my guess?
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Post by: Woodsman on March 22, 2009, 08:17:09 PM
Did you have a guess?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 22, 2009, 09:53:39 PM
Guess what?
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Post by: captmarga on March 22, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
Oh, are we supposed to bite on that old line?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 23, 2009, 01:53:55 PM
Ever had a fish bite on an old line?
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Post by: captmarga on March 23, 2009, 03:44:50 PM
Ever had a fish caught on a line that someone else threw out, and their reel broke mid-cast?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 23, 2009, 03:47:08 PM
Ever watch someone fight a fish?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 23, 2009, 04:23:13 PM
Does a swordfish count?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 23, 2009, 05:19:59 PM
Swordfish don't know how to count, right?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on March 24, 2009, 06:18:47 AM


Since when did Swordfishes become Counts??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 24, 2009, 08:01:49 AM
Isn't that better than a baron?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 24, 2009, 08:04:28 AM
Such swordfish do not begat, right?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on March 24, 2009, 10:28:00 AM


Who begat who here???
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Post by: captmarga on March 24, 2009, 11:03:37 AM
Isn't that where we're supposed to use who and whom?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on March 24, 2009, 11:23:20 AM


To whom are you referring??
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 24, 2009, 11:38:50 AM
Is this one of those "To Whom It May Concern" things?
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Post by: Woodsman on March 24, 2009, 07:24:02 PM
Does it concern anyone we know?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 24, 2009, 07:39:44 PM
Meem, that's whom, no'm?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 24, 2009, 09:11:19 PM
Is that Ja Ja Binks?
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Post by: captmarga on March 24, 2009, 11:41:15 PM
Um, Rastafarian lizard/basset hound mix?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 25, 2009, 06:03:26 AM
What'd you call me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 25, 2009, 09:09:27 AM
Why did an Elvis song suddenly pop in my head?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 25, 2009, 11:17:43 AM
Who does not love Elvis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on March 25, 2009, 11:19:28 AM
Can I take the Fifth on that question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 25, 2009, 11:41:01 AM
A fifth of Scotch maybe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 25, 2009, 11:44:49 AM
Did you know Irish Whiskey in Dublin actually tastes much different?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyAnn on March 25, 2009, 11:50:00 AM
Has anyone ever tasted Balvenie scotch?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 25, 2009, 12:05:24 PM
I have, haven't I?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 25, 2009, 02:14:51 PM
Could you say "I have, therefore you have not"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 25, 2009, 06:04:36 PM
But, that doesn't make into a question, does it?
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Post by: captmarga on March 25, 2009, 10:07:55 PM
Who has the Balvenie - single barrel?  Double Wood? 
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Post by: heavy_hammer on March 26, 2009, 08:14:09 AM
Is anyone else confused or is it just me?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on March 26, 2009, 08:21:02 AM
Is there ever a time we are not confused?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 26, 2009, 09:25:55 AM
Is being confused a state of reality now?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 26, 2009, 11:39:27 AM
Was it ever not a state of reality?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 26, 2009, 12:21:22 PM
Is it wrong to find comfort in a state of confusion?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 26, 2009, 12:30:24 PM
Do people really WANT to be confused?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 26, 2009, 01:17:30 PM
Does that mean you disagree with the song "I don't want to work"?
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Post by: captmarga on March 26, 2009, 03:17:36 PM
Who originally recorded that song?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 26, 2009, 03:25:58 PM
After banging on the drum all day, I think I'd get a headache - wouldn't you?
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Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on March 26, 2009, 05:35:57 PM
Wouldn't you really rather drive a Buick?
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Post by: jinx on March 26, 2009, 07:37:44 PM
Do Buicks get good gas mileage?
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Post by: captmarga on March 26, 2009, 08:57:07 PM
Driven miles, or pushed by your friends getting into the taco drivethrough?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 27, 2009, 06:06:43 AM
We've said goodbye to the Buick; will it be long before the name Chrysler becomes another word from the past?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 27, 2009, 08:03:14 AM
Is Chrysler the name of a new type of taco?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on March 27, 2009, 08:06:27 AM
Who's got tacos?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 27, 2009, 12:39:04 PM
"Yo Quiero Taco Bell"?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on March 27, 2009, 01:52:00 PM
Does a Chrysler leak like a taco?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 27, 2009, 01:56:13 PM
Does Chrysler have gas like a taco?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 27, 2009, 02:54:38 PM
You meant Taco Cabana didn't you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on March 27, 2009, 07:39:06 PM
Who has a cabana?
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Post by: captmarga on March 27, 2009, 08:59:16 PM
If you have the cabana, can I bring my gyspy-cabana-boy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 28, 2009, 08:10:58 AM
Is his name Stefano de la Cabana?
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Post by: captmarga on March 28, 2009, 09:27:15 PM
No, it's Petilengro something or other, but who can remember a full gypsy name?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 29, 2009, 08:55:43 AM
I take it you don't remember Spanish names either?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 29, 2009, 09:00:31 AM
Was that a Spanish inquisition?
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Post by: captmarga on March 29, 2009, 08:42:51 PM
I can say all of Miguel's name (ie Don Juan and Miguel), wanna take bets as to if anyone else can?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on March 29, 2009, 09:56:10 PM
What are the odds?
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Post by: captmarga on March 29, 2009, 09:59:08 PM
Would you calculate on the number of daily visitors or per year?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 29, 2009, 10:05:46 PM
Are you using a calculator, paper and pencil, or doing all in your head?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 30, 2009, 09:04:13 AM
Are there limits to what you can do in your head?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2009, 12:04:54 PM
Aren't there limits to what you can do on a computer?
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Post by: Macintyre on March 30, 2009, 12:10:35 PM
what is this COM-PEW-TER you speak of?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2009, 02:01:47 PM
Are there more than just two MacIntyres on this forum?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 30, 2009, 02:18:13 PM
Who shouted MacIntyre?
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Post by: captmarga on March 30, 2009, 02:47:38 PM
Is ALL the rum gone, then?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2009, 02:49:19 PM
Could it be that The Ol Dun Cow song is better known than I thought?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 31, 2009, 01:26:32 PM
What are the lyrics to The Ol Dun Cow song?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2009, 02:42:22 PM
Can't the lyrics be found on the Internet?
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Post by: captmarga on March 31, 2009, 03:15:33 PM
Which version?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2009, 05:21:27 PM
Are there more than one?
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Post by: LadyAnn on March 31, 2009, 05:43:43 PM
Is this an Irish drinking song?  ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2009, 08:14:37 PM
IRISH??  Aren't two of the surnames in the lyrics SCOTTISH?  :)

(The Old Dun Cow
By Harry Wincott (An Englishman??)

Some friends and I in a public house
Was playing a game of chance one night
When into the pub a fireman ran
His face all a chalky white.
"What's up", says Brown, "Have you seen a ghost,
Or have you seen your Aunt Mariah?"
"Me Aunt Mariah be buggered!", says he,
"The bleedin' pub's on fire!"

And there was Brown upside down
Lappin'' up the whiskey on the floor.
"Booze, booze!" The firemen cried
As they came knockin' on the door (clap clap)
Oh don't let 'em in till it's all drunk up
And somebody shouted MacIntyre! MACINTYRE!
And we all got blue-blind paralytic drunk
When the Old Dun Cow caught fire.

"Oh well," says Brown, "What a bit of luck.
Everybody follow me.
And it's down to the cellar
If the fire's not there
Then we'll have a grand old spree."
So we went on down after good old Brown
The booze we could not miss
And we hadn't been there ten minutes or more
Till we were quite pissed.

Then, Smith walked over to the port wine tub
And gave it just a few hard knocks (clap clap)
Started takin' off his pantaloons
Likewise his shoes and socks.
"Hold on, " says Brown, "that ain't allowed
Ya cannot do that thing here.
Don't go washin' trousers in the port wine tub
When we got Guinness beer."

Then there came from the old back door
The Vicar of the local church.
And when he saw our drunken ways,
He began to scream and curse.
"Ah, you drunken sods! You heathen clods!
You've taken to a drunken spree!
You drank up all the Benedictine wine
And you didn't save a drop for me!"

And then there came a mighty crash
Half the bloody roof caved in.
We were almost drowned in the firemen's hose
But still we were gonna stay.
So we got some tacks and some old wet sacks
And we nailed ourselves inside
And we sat drinking the finest Rum
Till we were bleary-eyed.

Later that night, when the fire was out
We came up from the cellar below.
Our pub was burned. Our booze was drunk.
Our heads was hanging low.
"Oh look", says Brown with a look quite queer.
Seems something raised his ire.
"Now we gotta get down to Murphy's Pub,
It closes on the hour!")

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Post by: captmarga on March 31, 2009, 08:38:02 PM
True, but do you know the era it originated in?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 01, 2009, 08:56:17 AM
Would that be the 18th century?
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Post by: captmarga on April 01, 2009, 10:37:54 AM
What kind of prize is there for knowing about a pub song (that burns down the pub and drinks up the rum)?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 01, 2009, 11:23:06 AM
Who said anything about prizes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 01, 2009, 03:03:31 PM
The composer died in the 1940's, right?
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Post by: captmarga on April 02, 2009, 12:29:25 AM
Did you google for the lyrics?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 02, 2009, 07:57:11 AM
What don't wee use Google for?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 02, 2009, 08:04:56 AM
HAH, who doesn't use Google to google the lyrics of supposed Irish pub tunes that turn out to be possible Scottish drinking songs!?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 02, 2009, 12:48:03 PM
Who doesn't love Irish pub songs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 02, 2009, 01:01:12 PM
The English?
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Post by: captmarga on April 02, 2009, 09:43:26 PM
Would you like to add the French and Norwegians to that list?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 03, 2009, 10:35:35 AM
What do the French and Norwegians have in common?
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Post by: Muffin on April 03, 2009, 11:09:16 AM
8 Days!!!!


Must start packing Mon!  ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on April 03, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
My sons?


*I'm French, my husband is Norwegian*
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 03, 2009, 12:48:32 PM
Ooh, are these sons single?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 03, 2009, 01:18:13 PM
Why? How many do you want?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 03, 2009, 01:32:06 PM
Well, how many can I have?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 03, 2009, 02:30:47 PM
All at once, or...er... SINGLE file?

:D
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 03, 2009, 02:51:20 PM
Aren't there plenty of other things a man could do besides the obvious?
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Post by: Hector on April 03, 2009, 03:02:52 PM
What is the obvious?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on April 03, 2009, 04:27:52 PM
What's going on here?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on April 03, 2009, 05:29:15 PM
Hey, are you talking about my kids?

*one single, one married*
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2009, 12:29:03 PM
Isn't two kids enough?
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Post by: Ambios on April 06, 2009, 10:37:50 AM
Can two kids be to many?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 06, 2009, 11:51:16 AM
So where is this "single one"?
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Post by: captmarga on April 06, 2009, 04:09:42 PM
Did someone say men were obvious?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 06, 2009, 04:10:18 PM
Did they really mean to say Oblivious?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 07, 2009, 05:19:45 AM
So, what's been going on?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on April 07, 2009, 05:35:10 AM
Isn't that oblivious? ...er...isn't that obvious?
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Post by: captmarga on April 07, 2009, 11:48:12 PM
Wait a minute, who's Oblivious, and what position do they play?
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Post by: Ambios on April 08, 2009, 08:50:40 AM
Maybe the umpire plays oblivious?
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Post by: Lord Dragonspyre on April 08, 2009, 08:54:19 AM
Maybe we should KILL DA UMPIRE!!!!?
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Post by: Charlotte Rowan on April 08, 2009, 09:08:24 AM
are we talking about baseball?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 08, 2009, 10:09:24 AM
Is it baseball season already?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 08, 2009, 10:17:18 AM
Does that mean we get hotdogs and beer now?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 08, 2009, 12:19:59 PM
The fans get free pasta at the new Yankee Stadium, don't they?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 08, 2009, 12:45:36 PM
No way, pasta and baseball?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 08, 2009, 01:13:17 PM
How good could pasta be at a baseball game?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 08, 2009, 01:38:13 PM
They serve it in a bread pocket, no?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 08, 2009, 07:07:00 PM
Do they throw it at you and expect you to catch it?
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Post by: Ambios on April 08, 2009, 08:25:00 PM
If you catch it, do you consume it or pass along?
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Post by: captmarga on April 08, 2009, 11:45:01 PM
Does it have plenty of cheese and garlic?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on April 09, 2009, 03:23:17 AM
Isn't that really then a Pizza?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 09, 2009, 07:35:26 AM
They even put a serving of lasagna in it, yes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 09, 2009, 08:05:45 AM
Lasagna wrapped in a pizza, wouldn't that be awfully messy?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 09, 2009, 09:34:28 AM
Isn't messy sometimes fun?
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Post by: Raibeart OShea on April 09, 2009, 02:30:04 PM
Isn't fun sometimes messy?
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Post by: The Highland Rogue on April 09, 2009, 04:52:43 PM
Is messy really a bad thing???
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 09, 2009, 05:36:14 PM
Isn't clean-up a bear, though?
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Post by: Tammy on April 09, 2009, 06:01:39 PM
Well, doesn't that depend on what you were doing to get messy??  ;)
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Post by: captmarga on April 09, 2009, 06:04:46 PM
We're not planning on giving baths to bears covered in lasagna, are we?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 10, 2009, 05:47:20 AM
Not even a hose-down?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 10, 2009, 07:58:40 AM
Would the bear stand still for that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 10, 2009, 11:25:03 AM
So did the bear attach a party of drunk Italians who tried to get him to go away by throwing lasagna at him?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 10, 2009, 01:23:50 PM
Is 'drunk I-Talians' redundant?
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Post by: captmarga on April 10, 2009, 02:11:09 PM
You're asking a bunch of Rennies?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 10, 2009, 02:42:26 PM
Isn't "Drunk Rennie" more of a redundant saying?
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Post by: Count Adolfo on April 11, 2009, 12:48:20 AM
What if I'm a Drunk Italian Rennie?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 11, 2009, 07:52:14 AM
Everyone should know that I do not discriminate against drunk I-Talians, OK?
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Post by: Ambios on April 11, 2009, 08:01:36 AM
Is a sober italian even coherent?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 11, 2009, 09:54:01 AM
The reason why I do not discriminate against drunk I-Talians is because they all look the same to me, OK?
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Post by: Jade Sapphire Emerald on April 11, 2009, 11:49:17 AM
Is there such a thing as a sober Italian Rennie?
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Post by: LadyAnn on April 11, 2009, 12:56:28 PM
Should sober and Rennie be use in the same sentence?  ;)
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Post by: Ambios on April 11, 2009, 04:49:39 PM
When is a good Rennie ever completely sober?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 12, 2009, 02:00:09 PM
Does being sober make you a bad rennie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2009, 08:24:35 AM
Is there such a thing as a bad rennie?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 13, 2009, 10:24:44 AM
What's your definition of bad?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 13, 2009, 10:31:22 AM
Can't bad be oh so good?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 13, 2009, 11:15:38 AM
Is bad in the good eye of the beholder? What?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2009, 01:06:33 PM
Is 'good eye' the opposite of 'evil eye'?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 13, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
Is "good eye" for the evil guy kind of like like "queer eye for the straight guy?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 13, 2009, 01:25:02 PM
Do opposites always attract?
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Post by: captmarga on April 13, 2009, 04:08:14 PM
Anyone have two magnets so I can refresh that theory?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 13, 2009, 04:46:25 PM
Do opposite poles attract, or are only I-talians interested in the Poles?
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Post by: Ambios on April 13, 2009, 05:20:44 PM
Could a Cossack love a Pole?

(paraphrasing from Taras Bulba...couldn't help it)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 14, 2009, 05:39:17 AM
Speaking of poles, when was the last impalement?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 14, 2009, 09:12:30 AM
Pale versus Flushed?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 14, 2009, 12:42:15 PM
After experiencing a flush, you'll eventually end up pale, no?
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Post by: captmarga on April 14, 2009, 10:24:32 PM
Does your temperature really rise if you are flushed, or does it just FEEL like you are hot?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 14, 2009, 10:52:08 PM
What's the difference between a flush and a blush?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2009, 07:51:29 AM
According to the dictionary, the meaning is the same, yes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2009, 08:35:09 AM
And how old is your dictionary?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2009, 08:39:12 AM
English hasn't changed that much since 1981, has it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2009, 09:28:17 AM
Did you say something about 1891?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
No, but I could say that one grandfather was a 1 year old, but is this relevant?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2009, 11:06:25 AM
Who is this 1 year old that is related to your grandfather?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 15, 2009, 12:24:49 PM
WIth all this 1 yr old and grandfather talk, it makes me think more of 1984, anyone else?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2009, 01:08:21 PM
Didn't I make it clear that it was my grandfather who was a one-year-old child in 1891?
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Post by: captmarga on April 16, 2009, 10:48:40 AM
Anyone else starting to feel some kind of time-loop paradox in the making?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 16, 2009, 10:58:21 AM
Anyone else thinking this sounds like LOST?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2009, 12:18:55 PM
Doesn't it sound more like Back to the Future II?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 16, 2009, 01:35:54 PM
Did anyone like BTF II?


oooh. why did that make me think of a bacon sandwich?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2009, 01:51:07 PM
Oo, now didn't I mean BTF III?!
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 16, 2009, 02:39:27 PM
No! Didn't you mean the whole Back to the Future the whole series?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2009, 03:11:00 PM
Yes, YES, I did mean BTF III, didn't I - hahahaha?!
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 16, 2009, 03:37:10 PM
Does everyone have to diss one of the great movies of my childhood?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 17, 2009, 08:04:40 AM
Who was dissing your favorite movie?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 17, 2009, 10:01:20 AM
Is Rob Roy (1995) anyone's favorite movie?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 17, 2009, 10:33:45 AM
Does it get any better than Liam Neeson in a kilt?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 17, 2009, 12:59:28 PM
Perhaps the Green Monk in his habit? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 17, 2009, 01:03:39 PM
What kind of habit? Drinking?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 17, 2009, 02:02:35 PM
LOL!

Can you get drunk on the Monk?

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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 17, 2009, 02:25:49 PM
Franjelico is awful sweet, who would want to drink enough to get drunk?
(http://www.drinkswap.com/images/bevfull/1251.jpg)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 17, 2009, 02:53:23 PM
would you not die from the sugar first?
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Post by: captmarga on April 17, 2009, 03:23:54 PM
Is the the stuff you eat over ice cream?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 17, 2009, 03:24:44 PM
Who ever heard of sugar overdose? 

(if it existed I'd be dead long ago!)
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Post by: Ambios on April 17, 2009, 04:38:56 PM
Sugar overdose?  Is that what I call it after eating all those jellybeans?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 17, 2009, 10:32:39 PM
Or eating all those Peeps at Tea?  ;D :P

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Post by: Ambios on April 17, 2009, 10:39:47 PM
Who was eating Peeps at tea?  ::)  ;) ::)
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Post by: Hector on April 18, 2009, 01:51:54 AM
You can eat peeps?
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on April 18, 2009, 06:30:22 AM
Peeps are considered food?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on April 18, 2009, 07:49:48 AM
Do you ever find yourself a little creeped out by Peeps?
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Post by: Ambios on April 18, 2009, 08:27:08 AM
What's the best way to kill a Peep?
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on April 18, 2009, 09:29:52 AM
Will these 4 lbs of C4 do the trick?
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Post by: Ambios on April 18, 2009, 09:53:34 AM
If not, do we really want to know? ;D
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Post by: Ambios on April 18, 2009, 09:54:29 AM
And....where did you get 4 lbs of C4 anyway? ::)
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on April 18, 2009, 09:56:35 AM
Do I really have to answer that?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 19, 2009, 08:15:29 AM
Are some things best left as mysteries?
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Post by: Ambios on April 19, 2009, 03:08:26 PM
Aren't some mysteries lots of fun?
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Post by: Hector on April 19, 2009, 03:57:29 PM
What is your definition of 'fun'?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 19, 2009, 04:20:13 PM
ren fest what is yours?
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Post by: Jade Sapphire Emerald on April 19, 2009, 05:42:49 PM
It doesnt' matter unless we're all having fun, right?
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Post by: Hector on April 19, 2009, 06:37:08 PM
Does it matter if only the mundanes are not having fun?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 20, 2009, 08:18:37 AM
Maybe they enjoy watching us have fun?
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Post by: Pyroguy on April 20, 2009, 12:32:04 PM
would that make them "peeping Toms"? :o
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 20, 2009, 01:10:45 PM
What if their name is Hector?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 20, 2009, 01:17:20 PM
Is it just me or does the name Hector instantly send images of gladiator clad men with RIPPED bodies?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 20, 2009, 01:22:31 PM
Would he mind if we changed his name to something like Hector Eroticus?  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 20, 2009, 01:29:23 PM
How can anyone object to that?
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Post by: captmarga on April 20, 2009, 04:03:08 PM
I misread that as Erectus, should I get more sleep?   Please?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 20, 2009, 04:06:41 PM
 :o :o :o


Should we wish you sweet dreams capt.?  ;D ;D

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Post by: captmarga on April 21, 2009, 12:22:22 AM
Yes, please, may I have sweet dreams and no more nightmares?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 21, 2009, 08:02:32 AM
*I'm sorry. Nightmares stink.*

Have you tried watching a happy movie before drifting off to sleep?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2009, 08:04:31 AM
Can you suggest a happy movie?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 21, 2009, 09:14:29 AM
What about anything Disney?
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Post by: Pyroguy on April 21, 2009, 09:47:17 AM
Isn't he cryo-frozen?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2009, 10:15:24 AM
What is happy about being cryogenically stored?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 21, 2009, 01:05:15 PM
What does Disney and Cryo have to do with one another?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 21, 2009, 01:45:31 PM
Isn't Cryo the eighth dwarf?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2009, 03:32:02 PM
Who remembers the other seven?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on April 21, 2009, 04:38:29 PM
7-Up?
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Post by: Ambios on April 21, 2009, 05:12:06 PM
What about Sprite?
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Post by: Hector on April 21, 2009, 06:08:30 PM
Is that a type of forest fairy?
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Post by: captmarga on April 21, 2009, 10:03:47 PM
Is Twig a Sprite?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 21, 2009, 11:25:16 PM
Does being bubbly make you a sprite?
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Post by: Pyroguy on April 22, 2009, 06:12:34 AM
Do you have to be made of bubbles?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 22, 2009, 08:27:08 AM
Did she mean drinking bubbly?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 22, 2009, 10:31:53 AM
Maybe she's referring to Champagne the Bubbly who does love bubbly?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on April 22, 2009, 03:34:02 PM
If someone has a bubbly personality could you then say they had a Champagne personality?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 22, 2009, 03:37:07 PM
Is it true that a Champagne personality may be far from bubbly?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 22, 2009, 03:52:52 PM
Are you trying to say a Champagne personality might be sharp?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 22, 2009, 04:04:33 PM
I ask thee, when over embibed of Champagne, mayest it be more jagged than sharp?
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Post by: captmarga on April 22, 2009, 09:48:50 PM
Mayhap, one must consider what it would be whether the champagne were flat or not?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 22, 2009, 11:00:54 PM
Isn't flat champagne essentially just wine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pyroguy on April 23, 2009, 06:52:18 AM
Isn't there a wine produced using the champagne method?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 23, 2009, 06:55:53 AM
Would Champagne by another name be sparkling wine in this domain?
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Post by: Ambios on April 23, 2009, 07:02:19 AM
Would sparkling wine be Brut?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 23, 2009, 10:50:55 AM
Are you BRUTish if you don't drink sparkling wine?
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Post by: VIII on April 23, 2009, 10:55:17 AM
Are you SPARKLY if you drink BRUTish wine?!?
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Post by: captmarga on April 23, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
Pouting, then ducking and running..."but what if one doesn't LIKE wine"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 23, 2009, 03:46:41 PM
Aren't ducks funny when they run?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on April 23, 2009, 04:12:39 PM
Is it common to Duck and Run?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on April 23, 2009, 05:17:32 PM
Is it safe to run with a duck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on April 23, 2009, 05:23:00 PM
Wait....do ducks like wine???
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on April 24, 2009, 02:50:26 AM
Why would ducks line wine?
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Post by: tcindie on April 24, 2009, 03:22:11 AM
Wouldn't the bottles be neater lined in a row?
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Post by: Hector on April 24, 2009, 06:10:01 AM
Is it like or line?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 24, 2009, 07:50:46 AM
Does it really matter?  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 24, 2009, 08:05:50 AM
Does it really matter what time it is?
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Post by: captmarga on April 24, 2009, 09:34:03 AM
Someone is keeping time?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 24, 2009, 09:37:18 AM
Should time be freed immediately?
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Post by: Hector on April 24, 2009, 09:54:57 AM
Or should we wait until after the weekend so it doesn't go to fast?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 24, 2009, 10:53:36 AM
So is it an option to speed up time from Mon - Fri and then slow it down on Sat and Sun? 
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 24, 2009, 03:03:01 PM
If one could speed up time, would it be most wise to live the moment sublime?
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Post by: captmarga on April 24, 2009, 03:35:17 PM
I can think of a number of things I'd like to speed past, shall we start a list?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 27, 2009, 12:56:09 PM
Can we speed past the uber boring meetings we sometimes nod off to?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2009, 01:48:03 PM
Can I stop attending these meetings in Livonia, MI, and go home soon (Not that I don't like it here, the waether is most pleasant and people, friendly)?
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Post by: captmarga on April 27, 2009, 03:35:43 PM
Why do you have to go to these meetings? 
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Post by: Ambios on April 27, 2009, 06:41:43 PM
Why do any of us have to go to meetings?
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Post by: heavy_hammer on April 27, 2009, 10:29:50 PM
Can't we find something more productive to do than go to meetings?
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Post by: captmarga on April 27, 2009, 11:33:57 PM
Are meetings really productive, or are they just for eating donuts and complaining about lack of production?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2009, 09:30:41 AM
Aren't meetings designed to give management purpose...and help them kill time?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2009, 09:45:24 AM
If there were no meetings, would there be no management?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2009, 09:52:14 AM
But would that mean I'd be out of a job?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2009, 12:35:57 PM
GASP!  Does management lurk about?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2009, 01:03:47 PM
What lurks in the hearts of men?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2009, 01:13:12 PM
Or what lurks in the hearts of women?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2009, 01:26:32 PM
The heart is only one organ - so, what lurks in the spleen?
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Post by: Ambios on April 28, 2009, 01:44:53 PM
Or the pancreas?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2009, 01:55:59 PM
Or the wisdom teeth?
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Post by: Ambios on April 28, 2009, 02:03:17 PM
Just what good ARE wisdom teeth anyway (except as a source of income to oral surgeons)?
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Post by: Sitara on April 28, 2009, 02:03:41 PM
Are oral surgeons sadists?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2009, 02:22:35 PM
How many oral surgeons no longer have spleens?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2009, 02:24:10 PM
How many spleens no longer have wisdom teeth?
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Post by: Sitara on April 28, 2009, 02:58:03 PM
Do wisdom teeth have spleens?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2009, 03:47:11 PM
Why do we have to mention wisdom teeth?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2009, 04:14:33 PM
Why do even have teeth, or more specifically wisdom teeth?
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Post by: captmarga on April 28, 2009, 05:14:12 PM
Are you wiser after their removal, or is it even wise to have them removed?
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Post by: PurpleDragon on April 29, 2009, 08:09:44 PM
If a man does has his wisdom teeth removed, does he still have the title of Wise man?
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Post by: Sitara on April 29, 2009, 08:24:19 PM
Can men really be wise or can they just be wise-paychecks?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on April 30, 2009, 05:30:46 AM
Is that Johnny Paycheck?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 30, 2009, 06:26:04 AM
Women think of men as packmules, too, yes?
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Post by: bradenmac on April 30, 2009, 06:35:53 AM
Or is it mules with paychecks?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 30, 2009, 11:11:20 AM
Do you think a woman would want an weed puller that didn't have money?
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Post by: Anna Iram on April 30, 2009, 11:15:44 AM
Isn't respect in a relationship much MUCH better than money?
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Post by: captmarga on April 30, 2009, 11:25:28 AM
Don't you realize mules are still maligned even in today's society?
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Post by: Sitara on April 30, 2009, 11:28:35 AM
Do you realize that I didn't write paychecks, rather something like mules and that the filter changed what I wrote?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 30, 2009, 11:30:19 AM
Did you know that I didn't write "weed puller" either, more something like @$$?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 30, 2009, 02:30:21 PM
I am confused. Are talking about tools or money?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on April 30, 2009, 02:32:08 PM
Don't you need money to buy the tools?
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Post by: Hector on April 30, 2009, 06:06:01 PM
Why don't we all just go to the pub and see if anyone has the tools there?
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Post by: Sitara on April 30, 2009, 06:45:17 PM
Do we really need a reason to go to the pub?
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Post by: captmarga on April 30, 2009, 09:47:41 PM
Can I bring my donkey (the one with ears and a tail) to the pub?
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Post by: Ambios on April 30, 2009, 10:30:13 PM
You were thinking of bringing another kind of donkey to the pub?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 01, 2009, 07:22:11 AM
Just how many kinds of donkey are there?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 01, 2009, 01:09:52 PM
Who needs to know any donkey's besides Eeyore?
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Post by: Michael of Galway on May 01, 2009, 01:27:39 PM
Does Eeyore even care about other donkeys?
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Post by: Sitara on May 01, 2009, 01:56:57 PM
Does Eeyore care about anything?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 01, 2009, 02:12:24 PM
Why is everyone so down on Eeyore?
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Post by: Sitara on May 01, 2009, 02:22:42 PM
Shouldn't that be why is Eeyore so down on everybody?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 03, 2009, 06:14:58 PM
Did someone steal Eeyore's tail?
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Post by: Sitara on May 03, 2009, 11:14:41 PM
Why would somebody do that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 04, 2009, 05:18:57 AM
Am I the only one who's tired of Eeyore making a jackass of himself?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 04, 2009, 03:38:51 PM
Wouldn't you be sad if you kept loosing your tail?
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Post by: Ambios on May 04, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
Wouldn't you be WORRIED if you kept loosing your tail?  ::)
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Post by: Lady Catherine on May 04, 2009, 06:04:24 PM
Couldn't Eeyore just nail his tail on with the tools we find at the pub?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 04, 2009, 08:02:24 PM
Would you go to a pub that nailed on tails?
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Post by: Pyroguy on May 05, 2009, 05:25:27 AM
Is all this talk of nailing tails appropriate? :o
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2009, 08:27:23 AM
Pin the tail on the donkey? Is it someone's birthday?
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Post by: Capt Gabriela Fullpepper on May 05, 2009, 08:38:21 AM
If you pinned a tail on a donkey, even on it's birthday, don't you think it would still kick you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 05, 2009, 10:43:30 AM
But if it were Eeyore, don't you think he'd be happy about finally having his tail attached properly?  Even if it hurt a little?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 05, 2009, 10:53:37 AM
Would velcro be more suitable to attach his tail?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2009, 11:07:32 AM
What if he's allergic to the adhesive?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 05, 2009, 01:41:40 PM
What about bubble gum?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 05, 2009, 02:00:41 PM
What flavor of bubble gun though?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 05, 2009, 02:34:30 PM
Would a bubble gun stop the savage beast?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2009, 02:47:48 PM
Where did the savage beast come from?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 05, 2009, 02:49:07 PM
Wasn't there a donkey or mule or some such stubborn beast?
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Post by: Sitara on May 05, 2009, 02:51:01 PM
Since when did stubborn mean savage?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 05, 2009, 02:55:03 PM
Have ye ever had a lengthy discussion with a Scot, Lassie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2009, 03:00:14 PM
Well that depends on what your definition of...lengthy...is, doesn't it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 05, 2009, 03:38:26 PM
Don't most women know men's definition of "lengthy" is rather... generous?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 05, 2009, 04:32:32 PM
Is this referring the the length of ones....kilt?
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Post by: captmarga on May 05, 2009, 07:07:25 PM
Is there lipstick anywhere in this equation?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 05, 2009, 10:19:59 PM
Is someone one selling lipstick?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 06, 2009, 08:11:27 AM
I'm kinda picky about lipstick, aren't you?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 06, 2009, 09:14:01 AM
Does the shade of lipstick matter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 06, 2009, 09:19:42 AM
Well, have you ever seen anyone who looked really good in neon fuschia?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 06, 2009, 11:10:21 AM
Wouldn't that look good on Tinkerbell?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 06, 2009, 01:47:20 PM
Don't you think green lipstick would look better on Tink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sitara on May 06, 2009, 02:27:20 PM
Does green lipstick look good on anybody?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 06, 2009, 02:28:40 PM
Maybe green lipstick for Frankenstein?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 06, 2009, 03:15:15 PM
Bread goo-ood; lipstick ba-a-a-ad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 06, 2009, 09:07:20 PM
What's so bad about lipstick?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 06, 2009, 09:29:56 PM
Isn't bad enough that Frankenstein's monster has to get chased across the countryside with flaming torches by villagers all night, without adding to this the humiliation from peers for wearing women's cosmetics?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 06, 2009, 11:20:45 PM
Wouldn't that just make the chase more interesting to see what color lipstick it was actually wearing if any at all?

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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 07, 2009, 05:25:33 AM
May I see a show of hands from any male or female here that would chase Frankenstein's monster through the countryside solely because he was wearing green lipstick??
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 07, 2009, 07:04:10 AM
Okay maybe chasing monsters to see what color lipstick they are wearing is silly, but isn't the countryside justly lovely this time of year?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 07, 2009, 07:06:39 AM
Aren't you the kind who would sneak off to the woods with your sweetie while the rest of the suck -villagers - chased the monster?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 07, 2009, 09:52:25 AM
Wouldn't that be the smartest course of action?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 07, 2009, 09:59:15 AM
Or perhaps being chased by your sweeie into the woods for an afternoon....conversation?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 07, 2009, 10:04:30 AM
Perhaps tripping on an exposed tree root and falling into a soft bed of leaves would hasten the conversation? ;)
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 07, 2009, 10:10:10 AM
Why waste time with conversation if we are in bed?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 07, 2009, 10:15:51 AM
Doest not all things start of conversation of some form or another?
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Post by: captmarga on May 07, 2009, 10:39:43 AM
So (giggling) are we thinking about engaging in small talk?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 07, 2009, 10:43:48 AM
Wouldn't your prefer pillow talk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 07, 2009, 10:45:22 AM
Do the pillows have feathers in them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 07, 2009, 11:48:02 AM
Are you allergic to feathers, or do you like to get down?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 07, 2009, 11:53:54 AM
When talking to pillows, has anyone ever actually gotten an answer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 07, 2009, 02:01:01 PM
are you saying pillows dont talk?? ???
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 07, 2009, 03:22:53 PM
Possibly the one on the other side of the pillow?
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Post by: Ambios on May 07, 2009, 06:49:29 PM
I don't talk in my sleep....do I?
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Post by: Hector on May 07, 2009, 07:42:34 PM
Can we get the answer to that from Maud?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 08, 2009, 08:02:59 AM
Who is Maud?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 08, 2009, 08:52:05 AM
Betsy Ross got it all sewed up; and, then there's Maud?
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Post by: captmarga on May 08, 2009, 09:46:58 AM
Maud, let's see, was she picking up pins?
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Post by: Hector on May 08, 2009, 10:05:26 AM
Surely someone must know Maud, don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 08, 2009, 10:34:05 AM
Maybe Maud is the one in the pillow talking?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 08, 2009, 12:14:19 PM
Wasn't that Doris Day, instead?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 08, 2009, 02:19:11 PM
Didn't someone know Doris Day BEFORE she was a virgin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 08, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
Your kidding, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 08, 2009, 02:33:42 PM
Who is this Doris Day? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 08, 2009, 02:36:10 PM
Wasn't she married to the man who knew too much?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 08, 2009, 02:41:09 PM
Who would ever want to married to a man who knew too much?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 08, 2009, 02:55:39 PM
A woman who knew too little?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 08, 2009, 02:57:20 PM
But why would a man who knew too much want to marry a woman who knew too little, or vice versa?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 08, 2009, 03:10:47 PM
But don't guys always end up making decisions more with their "little" brain than with their big brain? (I.e. ending up with the woman who knows too little but looks like a model)
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 08, 2009, 04:22:31 PM
Do those brains have a leftside and rightside like normal brains?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 09, 2009, 07:10:06 AM
Isn't the brain the largest and most sensitive erogenous zone? ;)
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Post by: Celtic Lady on May 09, 2009, 10:53:51 PM
Wasn't there a movie called "The Man With Two Brains"?
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Post by: Duckie84 on May 09, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
Did you ever see it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 10, 2009, 09:48:58 AM
So, because there was a move call "The Man with two brains", do that mean it's true?
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Post by: Duckie84 on May 10, 2009, 10:01:28 AM
What is truth?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 10, 2009, 11:11:06 AM
Are we starting on philosophy again?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 10, 2009, 11:12:22 AM
Starting, shouldn't we be ending on philosophy because everything there is to say has already been said?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on May 10, 2009, 11:34:47 AM
What did he say?
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Post by: Hector on May 10, 2009, 08:57:49 PM
What is this philosophy stuff and does it involve mead?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on May 10, 2009, 11:03:37 PM
Did someone say mead?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 11, 2009, 06:12:14 AM
Economics was taught as a part of philosophy in the 18C, wasn't it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 11, 2009, 12:17:27 PM
Is there anything better than discussing philosophy in a pub with a bottle of mead and a few good friends?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 11, 2009, 12:53:35 PM
Is philosophy really all that stimulating even with drinking a lot of mead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 11, 2009, 12:55:17 PM
What would Socrates say...hmmm?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 11, 2009, 12:59:02 PM
Maybe he would point us in the direction of his favorite drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 11, 2009, 01:04:24 PM
Wasn't Socrates poisoned?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 11, 2009, 01:21:07 PM
The man drank hemlock  isnt that poison?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 11, 2009, 01:37:15 PM
Barkeep:  What's your poison?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 11, 2009, 01:53:27 PM
Isn't all alcohol in large quantities poison?
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Post by: renren on May 11, 2009, 01:55:28 PM
Are we going to to a study on that? ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2009, 02:11:16 PM
How about if we just stick with comparative anecdotes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 11, 2009, 02:46:12 PM
How about we stick with comparative antidotes, too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 11, 2009, 02:52:40 PM
Anyone up for a game of darts?
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Post by: captmarga on May 11, 2009, 02:53:06 PM
It's Monday and I have 666 unread messages in my inbox - I can haz Loki now?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 11, 2009, 03:15:19 PM
Maybe you need an exorcist AND Loki if you haz 666 messages?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 11, 2009, 03:21:43 PM
If you exorcise your messages, won't your computer spit green puke in your face?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 11, 2009, 04:26:38 PM
Wouldn't spitting Loki be true alcohol abuse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 11, 2009, 04:40:20 PM
Do I have Medusoid email if it lets in three messages for each one I delete?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 11, 2009, 05:34:48 PM
Isn't that Paris Hilton e-mail?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 12, 2009, 07:27:39 AM
Wouldn't you be afraid to open an e-mail from Paris Hilton?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 12, 2009, 07:55:46 AM
How likely is it that Paris Hilton uses email?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2009, 08:38:14 AM
Doesn't she use an iPhone or a Blackberry for that sort of communication?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 12, 2009, 09:18:45 AM
I would thing she has someone else do it for her, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2009, 09:41:10 AM
Wouldn't all those orders be tiresome for her?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 12, 2009, 09:42:30 AM
Wouldn't just the court orders be tiresome?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 12, 2009, 11:28:04 AM
But dont the court orders mean more publicity?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 12:02:34 PM
How long has this thread been going on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2009, 02:40:51 PM
You were a lot older then, yes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 03:01:10 PM
Are you asking me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2009, 03:08:55 PM
Isn't it rude to ask peoples age if they are anywhere over 25?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 12, 2009, 03:21:07 PM
What else it it rude to ask of someone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 03:23:26 PM
Do I look over 25?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2009, 03:32:37 PM
You're Merlin, yes?
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Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 03:37:05 PM
Yes...But do I look over 25?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 12, 2009, 03:40:39 PM
Is that photo a good representation of you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2009, 03:44:07 PM
Isn't Merlin supposed to be ageless?
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Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 03:48:25 PM
Can you define ageless for me?
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Post by: Vain on May 12, 2009, 03:57:05 PM
Ageless to look as beautiful as me throwout time, do you think you can look as ageless as me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 03:57:47 PM
Are you new here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Vain on May 12, 2009, 04:00:21 PM
Yes I am, are you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 12, 2009, 04:04:18 PM
Am I what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Vain on May 12, 2009, 04:15:11 PM
New...?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 12, 2009, 05:23:09 PM
Are you both the same person?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Vain on May 12, 2009, 05:27:03 PM
I sure hope nope?  Maybe if he was in Alaska...?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2009, 05:40:10 PM
I'm very confused, Merlin can't be Vain, can he?  (He really is above all that...)
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Post by: Hector on May 12, 2009, 05:41:25 PM
What say we all go down to the pub and sort this out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2009, 05:42:59 PM
Why does alcohol always seem to make things better?
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on May 12, 2009, 05:43:41 PM
It's your round, isn't it, Hector? :D
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Post by: Vain on May 12, 2009, 05:45:26 PM
I would love to go to the pub with you all but I fear I could never get there in time from my house hahahhaha and on top og it all my truck is in the shop!  But no really I'm Danny nice to meet you all I am that guy haha! How is everyone!?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2009, 05:47:55 PM
Could it get woise?
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Post by: Lady Catherine on May 12, 2009, 06:59:42 PM
How could it get any better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 12, 2009, 10:31:10 PM
Can you pass the butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 12, 2009, 10:36:20 PM
Is someone buying the rounds this eve?
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Post by: Pyroguy on May 13, 2009, 05:41:51 AM
Who all is invited?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 13, 2009, 07:33:41 AM
Where is that bartender?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 13, 2009, 08:12:06 AM
Ever been to a bar that has volunteer bartending?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 08:12:52 AM
Is he drunk again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 13, 2009, 08:37:16 AM
Is that a qualification?
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Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 08:39:57 AM
Have you been to Cat and Fiddle?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 13, 2009, 09:30:46 AM
Do you think the cow will now jump over the moon since we have the cat and the fiddle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 13, 2009, 09:32:19 AM
Did you see the little dog laughing?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 13, 2009, 09:39:38 AM
Was it a laughing Hyena?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 13, 2009, 10:44:52 AM
Isn't it wise to keep the hyena laughing based on its temperament?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 12:23:05 PM
Who would do such a thing?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 13, 2009, 12:44:07 PM
Wasn't The Thing a monster from outer space which killed people in Antarctica?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 12:49:52 PM
Was Kurt Russell in that movie?
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Post by: PyroMaster on May 13, 2009, 02:42:08 PM
Who was the monster?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 13, 2009, 02:43:21 PM
Did the monster eat Kurt Russell?
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Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 02:47:59 PM
Isn't that rather personal?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 13, 2009, 03:15:47 PM
Was the monster friendly or mean?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 13, 2009, 03:21:38 PM
Mean? Wasn't he Jolly; The Jolly Green Giant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 03:28:48 PM
How could something jolly be also mean?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 13, 2009, 03:37:26 PM
Well if they were a sociopath, maybe they could be jolly about being mean, what do ya'll think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 13, 2009, 03:53:17 PM
Do you think I'm a sociopath?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 13, 2009, 04:28:44 PM
That depends, do you eat little children for dinner?
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Post by: Blackbead on May 13, 2009, 04:30:25 PM
Are they braised in black butter and served with brown bread and ale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 13, 2009, 06:53:04 PM
How many calories are in that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 14, 2009, 10:07:13 AM
If it were low cal would that make it better?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 14, 2009, 10:38:30 AM
What has short cows got to do with it?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 14, 2009, 10:41:43 AM
Would low cows make low cal dairy products?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 14, 2009, 11:09:53 AM
SO are we talking cow mutilation now?  Chop off the legs of a cow and they'll provide lower cal dairy?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 14, 2009, 12:37:39 PM
Do brown cows make chocolate milk?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 14, 2009, 01:22:23 PM
If so, do we want to know where strawberry milk comes from?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 14, 2009, 01:39:20 PM
I thought strawberry milk cam from the pink bunny?
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Post by: Blackbead on May 14, 2009, 01:58:07 PM
Isn't the pink bunny what you see after tee moony mar-tan-knees?  Or was that an elephant?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 14, 2009, 02:52:46 PM
Doesn't the pink bunny plays the drums?
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Post by: Chris B on May 14, 2009, 03:10:52 PM
Wasn't the bunny abducted by aliens?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Katarsa on May 14, 2009, 03:45:11 PM
Aliens? Since when do aliens abduct bunnies?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 14, 2009, 05:13:58 PM
Maybe they wanted to see what keeps him going and going and going?
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Post by: captmarga on May 14, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
OMG, can't you just see Marvin the Martian and the Energizer Bunny torturing the Coyote???
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 14, 2009, 11:10:23 PM
What about the roadrunner?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 07:26:38 AM
Did the coyote catch him yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on May 15, 2009, 07:30:38 AM
Since the coyote has never caught the roadrunner, what has he been eating?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 07:37:39 AM
Could he actually be a vegan?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 15, 2009, 08:01:48 AM
Dogs like bananas, could he have been eating those?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 08:02:41 AM
Is a coyote a dog?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Katarsa on May 15, 2009, 09:01:36 AM
Why does he even WANT that skin-and-bones bird?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 09:05:38 AM
Did you know roadrunners are not even purple and blue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 15, 2009, 09:15:01 AM
Does the roadrunner even say Beep Beep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 09:17:54 AM
Do you honk at them when they are in the road?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 15, 2009, 09:18:58 AM
Does anyone else feel for the roadrunner?
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Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 09:22:06 AM
Isn't that a personal question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on May 15, 2009, 09:25:14 AM
Isn't that a "personal" choice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 15, 2009, 09:25:24 AM
You dont like personal questions do you Merlin?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 15, 2009, 09:49:01 AM
Well, isn't Merlin supposed to be very mysterious?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 10:04:11 AM
Do you think most people find me a bit odd?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 15, 2009, 11:29:35 AM
Can anyone define the real meaning of odd?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 15, 2009, 11:31:39 AM
is it DDO spelled backwards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 11:49:24 AM
Are you dyslexic?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 15, 2009, 12:07:48 PM
Isnt that a personal question??  LOL
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 15, 2009, 12:28:35 PM
Why is it everyone seems to be so touchy about personal questions today?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 15, 2009, 12:38:46 PM
Something to hide?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 01:17:30 PM
Should we air our dirty laundry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 15, 2009, 01:29:41 PM
Can we just wash the laundry instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on May 15, 2009, 01:31:05 PM
And what's all this stuff about bleach and dark clothes?  Can't you just dunk the stuff in bleach a few times before you wash it?  Crap, what's it doing to my hands?  Is it supposed to burn like this?
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Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 01:36:58 PM
Do you do laundry often?
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Post by: Blackbead on May 15, 2009, 01:51:26 PM
Why?  Does it show?
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Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 01:52:27 PM
Should it be showing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 15, 2009, 01:57:57 PM
Isn't it usually obvious by their clothing those that are not good at laundry and those that are?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Michael of Galway on May 15, 2009, 02:14:30 PM
Is it polite to point out those whose clothing appears to be hygenically challenged?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 02:23:28 PM
Wouldn't they want to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: metalcelt on May 15, 2009, 02:26:37 PM
Do you think they know and don't care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 02:38:02 PM
Could that be possible?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 15, 2009, 03:48:36 PM
Isn't all possible?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 15, 2009, 03:53:18 PM
Are you serious?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on May 15, 2009, 09:44:22 PM
Are you questioning me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 16, 2009, 07:17:02 AM
What is that funky smell?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 16, 2009, 07:40:30 AM
Does anyone have some air freshner?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 16, 2009, 08:14:58 AM
Would some incense work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Michael of Galway on May 16, 2009, 11:04:31 AM
Does burning incense make you a hippy?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 16, 2009, 11:09:37 AM
Does burning hippy-scented incense make you happy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 16, 2009, 12:41:08 PM
What is hippy-scented incense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cobaltblu on May 16, 2009, 02:31:52 PM
Isn't it made from PEOPLE?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 16, 2009, 02:35:18 PM
Did any people go to Scarborough Faire today?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 16, 2009, 08:08:51 PM
No, I went to the STL faire, did anyone else?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 16, 2009, 08:19:50 PM
Did you have fun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: SleepyArcher on May 16, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
Any Faire is fun! But how was the Meade?
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Post by: Cobaltblu on May 16, 2009, 08:45:03 PM
Did it have good head?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 16, 2009, 09:12:15 PM
Is stout better than regular brew?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on May 16, 2009, 10:37:19 PM
Who has the mead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 17, 2009, 10:46:55 AM
What do they out in those turkey legs that everyone is so fascinated with at the faires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 17, 2009, 04:02:19 PM
Aren't those just to keep the families with children away from the pubs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 17, 2009, 06:35:20 PM
So the turkey legs makes them ill??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on May 18, 2009, 06:14:17 AM
Who want's a turkey leg anyway?

(to many pin bones)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 18, 2009, 08:15:38 AM
Have you tried the sausage on a stick?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 18, 2009, 08:22:40 AM
Is that a trick question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 18, 2009, 08:25:18 AM
Why would you think that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 18, 2009, 08:28:54 AM
What lets the sun shine while it rains?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 18, 2009, 08:52:04 AM
A break in the clouds, maybe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 18, 2009, 08:53:05 AM
How can clouds break?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 18, 2009, 08:53:39 AM
Don't you hear a crunch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 18, 2009, 08:54:17 AM
Was that thunder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 18, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
Did you see Elmer Fudd run by?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 18, 2009, 10:40:41 AM
Did anyone else thing that Elmer was a bad influence with his running with guns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 18, 2009, 11:35:43 AM
Well it wouldn't have been as funny if he was running was scissors, now would it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 18, 2009, 12:43:52 PM
Has anyone ever actually been injured by running with scissors?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 18, 2009, 11:38:04 PM
It's my preference to run with another person rather than a pair of scissors as the latter are much more likely to fall behind, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on May 19, 2009, 01:05:47 AM
Is it a better view to fall behind or to stay in front?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on May 19, 2009, 08:00:00 AM
Doesn't that depend on the potential view from behind?  :o ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 19, 2009, 10:43:22 AM
Who doesn't like to take the lead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 19, 2009, 10:44:43 AM
Actually, wouldn't brass casings be better than lead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 19, 2009, 10:48:36 AM
Doesn't it take a silver bullet to bring down a wolfman?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on May 19, 2009, 03:37:16 PM
Didn't Michael J. Fox play a teenage wolfman?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 19, 2009, 03:38:58 PM
Is anyone else now picturing the hot wolfman in the dark closet with that lovely lady?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 19, 2009, 04:47:30 PM
Do you think I'm 'that way'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 19, 2009, 04:51:31 PM
Dont you think the wolfman is just a tad bit too hairy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 19, 2009, 05:24:50 PM
Do you know I am hairless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 19, 2009, 05:36:46 PM
Do you know I find hair sexy (not back hair though)?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 19, 2009, 05:51:38 PM
Did you change your avitar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 19, 2009, 06:08:20 PM
Are we in a tit-for-tat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 19, 2009, 06:14:04 PM
What does that mean?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 19, 2009, 07:04:04 PM
Can someone direct me to the Tilted Kilt please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on May 19, 2009, 07:17:57 PM
Did you forget where it is?? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on May 19, 2009, 09:13:00 PM
Which TK are you looking for, Clearwater or Tampa?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 20, 2009, 05:21:02 AM
Isn't there one in Houston, TX?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2009, 08:02:14 AM
Someone has seen clear water in Houston?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 20, 2009, 08:15:37 AM
Is that something new?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 20, 2009, 09:11:40 AM
Isn't there a Clear Lake City, within Houston?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2009, 02:29:34 PM
Did you know that even though the name of the lake is Clear lake, it by no means actually means the water is actually clear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 20, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
Where is Clear Lake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2009, 02:47:12 PM
Can you take a left before Galveston?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 20, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Is Galveston still there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2009, 03:44:51 PM
Why don't you ask the Galvestonians?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 20, 2009, 03:57:03 PM
Did the hurricane wipe them out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 20, 2009, 05:08:52 PM
Wasnt that last year?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 20, 2009, 05:28:39 PM
Have they rebuilt already?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 20, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
Isn't there a Clear Lake in California too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 20, 2009, 11:48:54 PM
Did they get a jiggle from the recent earthquakes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 21, 2009, 05:22:59 AM
Isn't there a Clear Lake in Iowa, too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 21, 2009, 10:17:39 AM
Wouldn't it be crazy if only places called Clear Lake had natural disasters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bradenmac on May 21, 2009, 10:23:16 AM
Have many disasters occurred on clear days?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 21, 2009, 10:26:53 AM
How many disasters made it seem like a cloudy day?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 21, 2009, 11:49:42 AM
Why all the doom and gloom?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 21, 2009, 11:59:22 AM
Where will the doom of our time fall?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 21, 2009, 01:15:50 PM
In my lap, probably, do ya think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 21, 2009, 01:21:32 PM
Do you have suprises under yer kilt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 21, 2009, 01:29:39 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on May 21, 2009, 03:54:32 PM
A blue ribbon and his boots, I'm thinkin???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 21, 2009, 03:56:07 PM
Can anyone think of somewhere that a man could tie a ribbon on a lady?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on May 21, 2009, 03:57:20 PM
Could that depend on where the lady (or wench) might be wearing rings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 21, 2009, 10:21:16 PM
Are they gold or silver rings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 22, 2009, 07:41:20 AM
Could they be silver masquerading as white gold?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 22, 2009, 01:37:35 PM
Who else loves to play masquerade?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on May 22, 2009, 02:35:22 PM
Who does not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 23, 2009, 08:33:50 AM
We are going to play dress up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Michael of Galway on May 25, 2009, 12:20:40 PM
Can I play?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 26, 2009, 09:30:17 AM
Why do people talk on cell phones in the restroom?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 26, 2009, 01:29:51 PM
Does the reverbering voice make it sound like the talker is on speaker phone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 26, 2009, 04:57:45 PM
Is there anything that important that it cant wait til business is done?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: ArielCallista on May 26, 2009, 06:19:50 PM
How would the person on the other end of the line feel about you talking to them while on the seat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 26, 2009, 10:16:33 PM
Um, just say no?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 27, 2009, 04:43:28 PM
Was it wrong to let her walk out of the restroom with TP hanging out of the back of her pants because she was too busy talking on her phone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 27, 2009, 05:45:01 PM
Real situation or hypothetical?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 27, 2009, 07:32:43 PM
What color was the TP?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 27, 2009, 10:17:02 PM
Oh was very real indeed, but what difference does the color of the tp make?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: ArielCallista on May 27, 2009, 11:18:25 PM
wouldn't it be much more embarrasing for her if it wasn't white?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 28, 2009, 08:24:58 AM
What's more embarrassing about flowered tp versus white tp?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on May 28, 2009, 12:12:02 PM
Wouldn't tp hanging out be bad no matter what color?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 28, 2009, 12:46:10 PM
Oh, I don't think he was referring to patterns, now was he?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 28, 2009, 01:31:00 PM
Would plaid be considered a pattern?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 28, 2009, 03:17:29 PM
I thought plaid was a color?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 28, 2009, 11:41:18 PM
Would MacCharmin print Plaid TP?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 29, 2009, 08:12:22 AM
Can you imagine royal stewart plaid TP?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on May 29, 2009, 08:30:21 AM
Is there any way that I can get that image out of my head now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on May 29, 2009, 02:46:30 PM
Is it driving you crazy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on May 29, 2009, 05:26:18 PM
Do you like being crazy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 30, 2009, 10:27:16 AM
Does being crazy get you free stuff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 30, 2009, 01:42:34 PM
Didn't you hear that free stuff is never really free?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 30, 2009, 03:03:18 PM
Free is relative, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 31, 2009, 12:44:59 PM
My relatives can be pretty expensive, aren't yours?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 31, 2009, 04:42:15 PM
Pschologically, emotionally, or financially?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on May 31, 2009, 06:21:20 PM
Have you ever known a relative to be cheep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 01, 2009, 01:34:51 AM
When it comes to relatives, aren't the cheep ones usually the most expensive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 01, 2009, 03:36:20 PM
I thought CHEEP was for chickens?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on June 01, 2009, 11:39:20 PM
Does that mean relatives are delicious and nutritious and taste just like chicken?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: ArielCallista on June 02, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
Isn't that a question you should ask a cannibal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 03, 2009, 06:19:31 AM
And just what would a self-respecting cannibal know about the taste of chicken?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 03, 2009, 11:16:10 AM
I thought anything that you cant put a taste to was said to be chicken?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 03, 2009, 01:44:19 PM
Would Frog Legs fall into that category?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 03, 2009, 04:42:59 PM
Whoever decided that the legs off of a little slippery reptile fell into the "food" category, anyway?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 03, 2009, 05:26:44 PM
The French?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 04, 2009, 06:17:34 AM
Or maybe the Acadians?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2009, 08:06:08 AM
Are you referring to Cajuns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 04, 2009, 09:11:01 AM
Don't they bite the heads off of live craw fish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 04, 2009, 10:16:16 AM
Don't they actually call crawfish Mudbugs (among other things)?

(and to answer DonaCatalina...yes ;) )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
I my my Boudeaux relatives call them craw-dads, where did you hear otherwise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 04, 2009, 03:12:57 PM
Ah caw' dem crawdads, too.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 04, 2009, 03:21:09 PM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2009, 11:31:29 AM
I my my Boudeaux relatives call them craw-dads, where did you hear otherwise?

Why, from de relatives what lived in Nawlins fer sev'l yar...whosomever else???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 04, 2009, 10:10:13 PM
I'll just call them yummy - can someone pass the bread and butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ambios on June 05, 2009, 08:14:54 AM
and a nice Pinot Noir?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 05, 2009, 08:50:37 AM
Can you make that a Knightsdale Sir Lancelot Du Lac Pinot Noir 2004?
(http://www.weibel.com/images/knightsdale/label-kw04pn_lancelot.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 05, 2009, 11:28:19 AM
Anyone else wishing to have a glass of wine while here at work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RSLeask on June 05, 2009, 12:03:22 PM
Could it possibly help pass this annoyingly long day any faster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 06, 2009, 12:29:16 AM
I'm home sick with the crud - wanna trade?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on June 06, 2009, 01:57:02 AM
Will you throw in 4 sheep and a homemade pie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: ArielCallista on June 06, 2009, 01:19:43 PM
ooh what kind of pie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 06, 2009, 01:35:24 PM
Who's up for some Thai Pork grill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 06, 2009, 08:12:11 PM
Do you deliver?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on June 07, 2009, 02:28:23 PM
Depends, what is the pay like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jonas_MacPherson on June 07, 2009, 03:02:27 PM
What pay?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 08, 2009, 08:03:58 AM
If the delivery is free, who pays the drivers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on June 08, 2009, 10:53:21 AM
Dont they work for free?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on June 08, 2009, 12:48:57 PM
Surely not for free, perhaps stipend by thee?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on June 08, 2009, 03:31:46 PM
Isn't a stipend a percentage of the profits, so it would be a portion of nothing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cobaltblu on June 08, 2009, 03:41:24 PM
Isn't a portion of nothing wonderful, because you can give it to everyone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on June 08, 2009, 03:42:02 PM
I believe a stipend is a fixed sum of money paid periodically, is it not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 18, 2009, 12:36:48 PM
Don't you think a stipend is defined more by the person giving it and could have different ways of being paid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on June 18, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
wouldn't we all like to get paid what we think we should?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 18, 2009, 03:06:52 PM
How many people get paid what they are worth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on June 18, 2009, 04:31:36 PM
HOw many people are just not getting paid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: savvy on June 22, 2009, 08:09:08 PM
What have they done to be paid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on June 23, 2009, 09:52:51 AM
And can i join them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2009, 10:01:50 AM
Are there dues to join whatever this is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Serenity on June 23, 2009, 10:14:34 AM
If there are dues, how much would they be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 23, 2009, 01:07:15 PM
And when would the dues be due?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: heavy_hammer on June 23, 2009, 03:57:01 PM
And to who do you pay the dues to when due. And what do they do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 24, 2009, 08:59:30 AM
That's a good question, what sort of benefits do we get from these dues?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on June 24, 2009, 09:34:23 AM
Is this a union?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 25, 2009, 05:58:48 AM
Wouldn't this discussion be about the opposite of a union - not paying people for working?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 25, 2009, 08:57:41 AM
Wait who said anything about work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 25, 2009, 09:00:21 AM
Well, would being the chocolate tester at Hershey's be considered work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: mellingera on June 25, 2009, 09:11:07 AM
Does it depend on whether or not you get paid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 25, 2009, 01:41:31 PM
Taste testing chocolate would be a delight though dont you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on June 25, 2009, 01:45:45 PM
But what if you're allergic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 25, 2009, 07:18:26 PM
Take benydryl? 8)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 26, 2009, 10:20:59 AM
What about caramel - wouldn't anyone prefer to taste caramel for a living?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 27, 2009, 08:21:51 AM
Doesn't caramel stick to your teeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 27, 2009, 08:53:45 AM
That depends on the quality and how warm it is, doesn't it?  (Sorry!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on June 29, 2009, 09:30:17 AM
What question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 29, 2009, 05:53:45 PM
Why, don't you see it??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on June 29, 2009, 06:24:14 PM
see what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 29, 2009, 09:52:04 PM
Jacks's question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 30, 2009, 05:55:53 AM
Jack who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on June 30, 2009, 08:38:18 AM
Who who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on June 30, 2009, 10:48:02 AM
Has someone cast a spell and turned Richard into an owl?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Richard de Graeme on June 30, 2009, 11:47:31 AM
Perhaps a dubiously wise owl?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on June 30, 2009, 12:38:47 PM
Are owls really all that wise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2009, 01:08:45 PM
Can owls see in the dark?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on June 30, 2009, 01:20:23 PM
Have you asked them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on June 30, 2009, 01:30:07 PM
Wouldn't they just answer you with a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2009, 01:57:50 PM
What has that got to do with the price of coffee in Colombia?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 30, 2009, 06:39:45 PM
Would an owl drink coffee, and if so would it get the jitters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on June 30, 2009, 06:46:17 PM
What are jitters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on June 30, 2009, 09:46:39 PM
Are jitters anything like chiggers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 01, 2009, 09:45:48 AM
Aren't jitters what people get on their wedding day and chiggers what they get in the wildlife on their honeymoon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 01, 2009, 09:59:39 AM
Where have YOU been?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 04, 2009, 07:53:13 AM
What have you been?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 04, 2009, 08:43:22 AM
Have you been any other than a rennie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 04, 2009, 11:02:17 AM
Don't we all wish we could go to Rennie every weekend, or whenever we need ot escape the troubles of the 21st Century?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 04, 2009, 11:04:49 AM
Wouldn't that be awesome !?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 06, 2009, 08:47:45 AM
Is awestupendoussome the better word to describe that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 06, 2009, 03:23:02 PM
I'm wondering, will there ever be the opportuniy for me to use "impolitic" and "gainsay" in a sentence anytime soon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 06, 2009, 03:40:33 PM
What about the word "cocksure"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 06, 2009, 04:21:47 PM
Is that an adjective or a statement?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 08, 2009, 02:12:00 PM
Haha, or is it a definition?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 08, 2009, 03:17:29 PM
It seems to indicated definitiveness, yeah?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 08, 2009, 03:43:00 PM
Should I kilt-check myself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on July 08, 2009, 03:45:29 PM
Why- are you all of a sudden unsure what's going on with your shoes and socks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 08, 2009, 03:47:34 PM
Did you know the definition is really just an extreme certainity or overconfident?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on July 08, 2009, 03:52:50 PM
Why is everyone so technical? Hasn't anyone been hitting the loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 08, 2009, 05:06:09 PM
Is being "cocksure" a bad thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on July 09, 2009, 04:55:47 AM
Would there be a female equivilant to "Cocksure" or am I just sure of my rooster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on July 09, 2009, 10:26:25 AM
Hmm...Did someone let Old McDonald's barnyard out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 09, 2009, 05:39:44 PM
Must have, don't ya see all those chickens?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on July 09, 2009, 06:46:01 PM
What chickens are you talking about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 09, 2009, 08:52:30 PM
The new grilled chickens at KFC?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 10, 2009, 07:11:14 AM
did you like it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on July 10, 2009, 08:51:27 AM
Don't you think KFC has the best biscuits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 10, 2009, 09:15:29 AM
The food seemed a lot better than I remember it from many years past- did they improve the quality?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 10, 2009, 10:26:35 AM
Maybe the other just gave up on quality?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 10, 2009, 10:44:25 AM
Are we talking quality or quantity here cause I'd definitely say they rank high in quantity?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Toki Bloodaxe on July 12, 2009, 10:16:30 AM
is quality or quantity more important than quantifity?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 12, 2009, 01:21:28 PM
Is 'quantifity' even a word in the dictionary??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 13, 2009, 12:15:04 PM
Had this become a "let's make up silly words" thread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 13, 2009, 01:16:10 PM
What makes a silly word?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Genievea Brookstone on July 13, 2009, 01:55:16 PM
Is it silly if you laugh after saying it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 14, 2009, 08:25:04 AM
I laugh at a lot of words that I mispronounce, is that the same thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 14, 2009, 11:41:54 AM
What does it mean if you keep messing up what you say around a guy you like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Serenity on July 14, 2009, 02:18:33 PM
Wouldn't that lead to a Freudian slip?
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Post by: bellevivre on July 14, 2009, 02:20:26 PM
Was Freud a cross dresser?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 14, 2009, 02:54:09 PM
Does it mean I'm not a cross dresser if I don't wear a slip?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on July 20, 2009, 12:40:23 PM
I would think that if you were a cross dresser you could wear anything you wanted?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 20, 2009, 01:41:26 PM
Isn't the whole term "cross dresser" kind of signify that the things the person is wearing is different from "normal"?
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Post by: Serenity on July 20, 2009, 02:13:23 PM
Who determines what is normal?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 20, 2009, 03:14:11 PM
Don't the "normal" people decide who's normal?
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Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on July 20, 2009, 03:45:33 PM
Who says that they are normal?
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on July 20, 2009, 03:55:13 PM
Who are they?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 20, 2009, 04:12:17 PM
Who are we all?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 20, 2009, 08:08:11 PM
Am I gonna have to card everyone in the room?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 23, 2009, 12:38:39 PM
So do you think someone's "card" actually tells us who they are?
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Post by: bellevivre on July 23, 2009, 12:39:44 PM
well, is there more to who you are than your name and vitals?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 23, 2009, 07:20:59 PM
Do you really care who they are?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 24, 2009, 12:07:00 AM
Well, how much money have they got to lend?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 24, 2009, 09:00:51 AM
So am I the only one who cares WHO their friends are?
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Post by: Serenity on July 24, 2009, 10:52:00 AM
Isn't what they stand for more important than who they are?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 25, 2009, 03:22:22 PM
Friends , aren't they the best?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 25, 2009, 03:50:54 PM
The best what?

(Yes, they are. ;))
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Post by: Merlin on July 25, 2009, 03:52:44 PM
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on July 24, 2009, 09:00:51 AM
So am I the only one who cares WHO their friends are?

Can I be your friend?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 25, 2009, 05:43:47 PM
Don't we make new friends at all the faires we attend?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on July 26, 2009, 09:16:34 PM
Do you keep in touch with the friends you make at the faires you attend?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 27, 2009, 09:12:21 AM
Haven't I mentioned that I love making new friends before?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 28, 2009, 11:01:56 AM
Do you plan events after faire ends to see your new friends?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 28, 2009, 12:19:39 PM
Wouldn't faire not be faire anymore if all our faire friends branched out into our non-faire world?
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Post by: Serenity on July 28, 2009, 03:01:41 PM
Wouldn't that mean the fun of faire would never end all year?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 29, 2009, 05:53:57 PM
Do you have enough garb to play all year?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 30, 2009, 09:31:55 AM
Do you mean personally or in my household?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 30, 2009, 02:38:05 PM
Lady E, are you making a white leather bodice?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 30, 2009, 03:13:49 PM
Me, working with leather???  (I had a beautiful white leather bodice made with a pink map of middle earth on it, it's gorgous, it's also the bodice I'm wearing in my profile pic)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 30, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
Don't you know I would love to see a photo of that bodice? ::)
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Post by: Lady Rochelle on July 30, 2009, 08:32:13 PM
As would I , Wherever did you  get it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 31, 2009, 11:26:34 AM
Well, has anyone ever heard of Lifetree leather?

http://lifetreeleather.com/ (http://lifetreeleather.com/)
(they are a wonderful custom made leather place that specialize in these kinds of bodices, but they do lots of other stuff.  My twin sister has a bodice with the map of Neverland on it)
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9db39b3127ccec770202b1b7e00000050O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a313d5b10500000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a2a6de50b000000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9da06b3127ccec6a3f91cb1b900000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 31, 2009, 03:04:32 PM
Has anyone ever told you that is just tooo cute?  (thanks for posting pics)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 31, 2009, 03:45:51 PM
Ahh, is there such a thing as a cyber blush?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on July 31, 2009, 07:30:34 PM
Well if one could have cyber sex couldn't one cyber blush?  ::)
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Post by: Richard de Graeme on August 04, 2009, 09:34:58 AM
Is not physical warmth and touch required (and preferred) for said blush and sex?
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Post by: captmarga on August 05, 2009, 12:03:31 AM
Don't you feel it is even a bit too warm for any kind of body contact in Texas at the moment?
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Post by: Jayde on August 05, 2009, 01:45:21 AM
that all depends, how has the temperature been down there?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 05, 2009, 05:58:29 AM
You're asking how hot is 106F heat index, with 100F normal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 05, 2009, 10:06:46 AM
I live in New England, lol how would I know?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 05, 2009, 10:56:07 AM
Well isn't the better question, who COULD stand physical contact or any kind of exertion OUTSIDE in 107F (which it is today)?
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Post by: Jayde on August 05, 2009, 11:49:43 AM
That all depends...how savvy are you to the feeling of being wrapped in a damp sheet and stuck in an oven? lol
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 05, 2009, 02:21:44 PM
And have you ever actually been wrapped in a damp sheet and stuck in an oven?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 05, 2009, 02:40:35 PM
Don't you think we should ask Hansel and Gretel that instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 05, 2009, 05:58:00 PM
who wants to schedule the interview?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on August 05, 2009, 06:41:07 PM
With H&G or people to be wrapped in damp sheets?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 05, 2009, 06:43:36 PM
What setting should the oven be?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 05, 2009, 07:48:30 PM
Have you ever had a half baked Rennie?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 06, 2009, 05:53:57 AM
Haven't I been a half-baked rennie?
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Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 06, 2009, 07:06:30 AM
Aren't we all half baked rennies?
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Post by: Jayde on August 06, 2009, 10:20:27 AM
would you believe I almost typed that same question? lol
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 06, 2009, 10:43:53 AM
Do you think we all think similarly due to out similar love of ren fairs or our similar personality types?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 06, 2009, 04:51:37 PM
...or, that we all seem to be quite inquisitive?
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Post by: Jayde on August 06, 2009, 04:53:42 PM
Isn't that the name of the game?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 07, 2009, 10:58:59 AM
SO is that why we are incessantly asking questions on here?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 07, 2009, 11:11:43 AM
Isn't it because it's the rule of the thread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 07, 2009, 11:18:07 AM
Since when were rennies rule followers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 07, 2009, 01:06:01 PM
Well, everyone on this forum has followed the rule of this thread, so far.........no?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 07, 2009, 01:10:21 PM
but isn't this rule fun to follow?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 07, 2009, 01:24:42 PM
So basically, if it's a fun rule to follow, rennies will follow it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 07, 2009, 01:41:18 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 08, 2009, 05:41:01 PM
why should or would they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on August 08, 2009, 10:07:15 PM
Rules?  We have rules???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 09, 2009, 03:12:38 AM
Shhh!! don't tell anyone!!

I just broke the rule didn't I?

:P  :D
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 09, 2009, 08:29:04 AM
Don't we break the rules alot?
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Post by: Merlin on August 09, 2009, 08:42:15 AM
Exactly what is a "rule"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on August 09, 2009, 01:32:08 PM
And what exactly is the reward for breaking one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on August 10, 2009, 03:07:23 PM
Would it really matter if, despite all evidence to the contrary, there were no reward?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rowan MacD on August 10, 2009, 03:11:02 PM
 Are all rewards, rewarding?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on August 10, 2009, 10:22:55 PM
Do we get frequent flyer points?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 11, 2009, 12:07:27 AM
points can fly?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 11, 2009, 09:36:45 AM
Do you think my new wing tattoos will allow me to fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 11, 2009, 11:38:32 AM
How far were you looking to fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 11, 2009, 11:40:49 AM
Why not "fly me to the moon..."?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 11, 2009, 03:39:56 PM
Isn't that a bit far?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 11, 2009, 03:50:12 PM
Well, if you had wings, where would you fly then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 11, 2009, 04:23:10 PM
where wouldn't I? lol
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 12, 2009, 02:42:34 PM
If you had wings wouldn't you fly to all the faires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 13, 2009, 01:13:19 AM
Were you trying to read my mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 13, 2009, 06:58:57 PM
Are you gonna eat those potatoes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 14, 2009, 11:05:57 AM
What do you think would be the greatest thing to view from the sky if you could fly?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on August 14, 2009, 04:59:07 PM
Wouldn't you say the Grand Canyon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on August 15, 2009, 02:01:46 AM
wouldn't a castle and estate be cooler?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2009, 09:14:29 PM
Cooler? - A castle would be clammier.
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Post by: captmarga on August 15, 2009, 10:13:55 PM
Do you equate clammier and draftier as being similar?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 16, 2009, 07:08:06 AM
Sorta - clammier indicates dampness, yes?
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Post by: JimsDana on August 17, 2009, 01:41:36 AM
clammier, dampness, does not sound good for wings!
are yours scotchgaurded?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 17, 2009, 01:39:23 PM
Are you sure scotchguarding your own skin is a safe idea?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 21, 2009, 01:52:01 AM
Wearing the kilt, I'm more Scots-girded, yes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 21, 2009, 08:35:25 AM
Does girded refer more to a sword than a garment?

The minstrel boy has gone to war
In the ranks of death you will find him
His father sword he has girded on
His wild harp slung behind him
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 21, 2009, 01:10:38 PM
How exactly would one gird themselves with a sword?  THat sounds painful... hehe.
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 22, 2009, 02:54:05 PM
It also means to belt on (as a kilt) per the dictionary, no?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
Does anyone know a good way to put ointment on your back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: bellevivre on August 24, 2009, 12:48:38 PM
Why, did you get sunburnt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on August 24, 2009, 01:07:32 PM
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 12:47:41 PM
Does anyone know a good way to put ointment on your back?
Don't you have a special someone to assist with that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 01:34:26 PM
Don't ya'll know that tattoos need ointment too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on August 24, 2009, 02:05:17 PM
Are you talking about fading cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 03:06:16 PM
DId you know A&D ointment isn't just for babies butts, it's for brand new tattoos too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on August 24, 2009, 04:11:23 PM
What does your tat look like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
Have you ever seen someone with real live angel wings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on August 24, 2009, 04:34:28 PM
Does Twig count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 25, 2009, 07:37:39 AM
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on August 24, 2009, 04:16:15 PM
Have you ever seen someone with real live angel wings?

Aren't you being non-responsive with that response?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 25, 2009, 10:03:29 AM
Did you know that I got the first part of my very own angel wings with phoenix feathers tattooed on my back which covers about half my back?  (of course I still have 2 more sittings of a good 2 hrs to completely finish the color which will be mostly red, pink, goldish, and white)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a541c41ad600000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a5832d1a5e00000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9d605b3127ccec7a5061d5ab400000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)
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Post by: Jayde on August 25, 2009, 08:15:30 PM
How many times have people told you how awesome those look?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 26, 2009, 09:55:11 AM
Have the artist add more freckles.  I like freckles!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on August 26, 2009, 11:58:33 AM
Did you know it's actually hard to find clothing which shoes my new wings??  (i.e. I've only had 2 compliments cause most of the time peeps can't see it!)
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Post by: Jayde on August 28, 2009, 01:56:14 AM
can you imagine that I sometimes forget I have on on my back for the same reason? lol
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Post by: TheFerret on September 22, 2009, 05:55:59 PM
Who could remember having it when they can't see their own back?
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Post by: JimsDana on September 22, 2009, 10:55:00 PM
If ti is mispelt will you remembert!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tammy on September 23, 2009, 12:31:06 AM
LadyElizabeth, you do know not to use neosporian, right??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 23, 2009, 11:47:21 AM
Doesn't every tattooed person know to use A&D ointment?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 23, 2009, 12:17:51 PM
Pondering my next tattoo, what do you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 23, 2009, 03:56:31 PM
Who doesn't need more ink?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 06:36:13 AM
I  am so inclined to agree with such beauty and obviously brains as well, do you have many?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 24, 2009, 10:04:44 AM
Is two "many"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 11:53:44 AM
I also have 2, shall we make it 3?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2009, 12:31:16 PM
why not make it 5? ofcourse i need some i don't have the first one yet
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 12:47:12 PM
5 is good, but I do prefer 1 @ a time, will you be getting one?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2009, 12:51:09 PM
i did plan on getting atleast one but i can't make up my mind on the design. and I'm still debating the location. I don't have to rush it do I?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 24, 2009, 01:10:24 PM
Don't most people think thinking it thru first is the best choice when it comes to something as perminent as tattoos???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 01:12:23 PM
Always think it through first, isn't that the best policy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2009, 01:15:43 PM
last i checked that was best especally when it's so hard to get rid of right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 02:09:53 PM
so what tattoo and where will you put it are you thinking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2009, 02:29:26 PM
actually I'm noodling two i may go with them both one is a cross that i designed and one is an simple set of wings. If i do the wings they will probley it's just a matter of which one? and where to put the cross?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 24, 2009, 02:32:48 PM
any chance we can see a drawing of them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 02:37:35 PM
I do agree, may we see a drawing of them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2009, 02:45:32 PM
sure but unfortunetly I'll have to do it after i get home. Having only my camera won't work will it? I need a picture to shoot
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 06:58:39 PM
You won't forget will you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: dott1 on September 24, 2009, 07:10:02 PM
does she have somebody to remind her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 07:32:25 PM
Will she need reminded?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 24, 2009, 08:08:54 PM
Will you remember to remind her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 24, 2009, 08:21:41 PM
Will you remind me to remember to remind her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 24, 2009, 10:05:12 PM
Are we just turning circles now?  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on September 25, 2009, 01:39:29 AM
Aren't circles endless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 25, 2009, 05:47:01 AM
Do you mind  being in my circle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 25, 2009, 08:19:31 AM
I don't mind but if we are both turning circles, won't we get dizzy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 25, 2009, 08:26:26 AM
no one has to remind me but i can't post if i can't get on here can I?
(it kept telling me the site had crashed)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 25, 2009, 08:59:12 AM
No one reminded you?
(It did that to me too last night)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 25, 2009, 09:18:01 AM
No one reminded me but i want to know who broke it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 25, 2009, 11:13:35 AM
Who broke who?  Is it like Broke Back Mountain kind of broke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 25, 2009, 11:24:20 AM
no noo who broke the forum? they wouldn't let me on last night
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 25, 2009, 11:36:09 AM
Who could be so mean, breaking our forums?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 25, 2009, 11:48:23 AM
wonder if it's the same person who took my notebook?(thankfully it was just paper)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on September 25, 2009, 12:28:02 PM
can you describe said notebook in detail???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 25, 2009, 01:17:28 PM
grey cover yellow folder personal thoughts on lots of pages some blank pages is that enough of a discription?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 25, 2009, 03:49:36 PM
Wouldn't more details be helpful?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 25, 2009, 07:56:26 PM
I love details,do you have more? And how about those pics?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on September 25, 2009, 10:07:47 PM
What about those pics?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2009, 12:09:34 AM
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/angelswalkin/Picture150.jpg)

(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w56/angelswalkin/simplewings.png)

what those pictures? but yeah I'm thinking about them both
( I couldn't find the orginal of the cross but it's a quick mock up of what i'm noodling the sword wasn't suposed to end in the hole on the page and the flower is bigger)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 26, 2009, 12:49:36 PM
Which one are you favoring?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2009, 03:55:51 PM
the cross but lately the wings have been on my thoughts since I've always been drawn to wings and flight. How many times can you go back to the drawing board?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 26, 2009, 05:25:56 PM
Go as many times as needed, you wouldn't want to rush this, would you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on September 27, 2009, 02:27:46 AM
isn't it said that haste makes waste?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dracconia on September 27, 2009, 02:35:05 AM
Isn't waste a sin or is it thinking of sin a waste?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on September 27, 2009, 05:20:26 AM
Isn't 'sin' a matter of opinion? And who's opinion is right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 27, 2009, 09:56:21 AM
Don't we all believe our own opinion is right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 27, 2009, 05:59:35 PM
Only if we are arrogant to believe that we know all, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 27, 2009, 07:16:14 PM
Are we all that arrogant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 27, 2009, 07:43:22 PM
Arrogance is a matter of opinion, is it not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on September 27, 2009, 08:45:28 PM
If arrogance is a matter of opinion, then what is modesty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2009, 09:06:46 PM
rofl i thought modesty was not letting it all hang out for the world to see. am i wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dracconia on September 27, 2009, 11:51:03 PM
Who are they to tell you if you are wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2009, 09:33:14 AM
i don't know. Whos is in-charge of them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2009, 10:57:22 AM

Yeah, who's in charge of them!!!???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2009, 11:01:47 AM
hmmmm I'm not sure. anyone know who's in charge
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 28, 2009, 11:58:24 AM
Is Capt. Bacardi in charge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 28, 2009, 12:14:09 PM
Oooh, ooh, can I be in charge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2009, 12:20:14 PM
i don't see why not. anyone mind if E is in charge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2009, 02:11:31 PM
Does that mean she gets the bill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2009, 02:12:35 PM
that and the blame too. E you sure you want to be in charge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 28, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
Sure I want to be in charge.  Doesn't being in charge mean you get all the glory and power too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 29, 2009, 06:28:22 AM
E Likes power and control, does she not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2009, 08:30:27 AM
she wants the power ;D but the question is will she share it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: CaraGreenleaf on September 29, 2009, 09:56:25 AM
if she has the power, is anyone worried that she'll be corrupted?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
if she gets corrupted we will just over throw her but if we over throw her who really had the power in the first place her or us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on September 29, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
The real question is, will I be a dictator, queen, or president?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Raibeart OShea on September 29, 2009, 11:45:35 AM
Or is it: Prior to the previous president, was his queen really his dictator?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2009, 01:04:59 PM
presidents don't answer to queens. who hid my chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on September 29, 2009, 07:02:39 PM
Why ask us who hid your chocolate? Shouldn't you ask the presidents Queen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 29, 2009, 07:19:46 PM
Is your chocolate milky or more of a dark nature?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2009, 10:55:12 PM
both. but i think they only make crackle in milk chocolate or has anyone seen a dark chocolate crackle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 30, 2009, 05:44:08 AM
Crackle - do you mean a type, or a brand, as in Krackle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2009, 08:55:53 AM
it's a brand it's the minitures. Has anyone ever seen a full size crackle bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on September 30, 2009, 03:37:09 PM
Ah-HAH!  Has anyone, other than me, ever seen a crackle EAR?!?!?

(I ate one about an hour ago.)

(It was disgustingly good!)

(I love the candy they come up with for Halloween!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on September 30, 2009, 04:21:24 PM
Is that the same, or similat product as the crunchy life sized gummy hands with realistic ooze?  :)


(*Me too! I love silly!..and how fun to be play a zombie and have yummy bits to knaw upon?!*)

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 30, 2009, 07:15:33 PM
I think if I were a zombie I would want the people I ate to be chewy rather than crunchy.  Jusy my preference.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 30, 2009, 07:29:51 PM
I think right about now I would rather be the crunchy guy if Anna is munching.  What do you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2009, 08:09:11 PM
forget being the one anne's crunching blackbeard dear where did you get your crackle at?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 30, 2009, 08:29:59 PM
What if crackle were money?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2009, 08:46:42 PM
rofl hmmm then i would be very very broke. hmmmm who wants chocolate to be the new currency?
(I like that if I'm hungry I'll just eat my currency)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on September 30, 2009, 08:54:28 PM
Hmmm, do we know your price?



Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
price? someone stuck a price tag on me? where?
(yeah i know more than one question but which shall you answer)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on September 30, 2009, 09:00:28 PM
Oh I think I see your tag, is that it behind your ear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 30, 2009, 09:49:51 PM
Did that slip out again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 01, 2009, 03:14:12 AM
How many times does that make?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 01, 2009, 04:50:33 AM
Is this a new record?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 01, 2009, 07:39:32 AM
What was the old one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
who stuck it on me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 01, 2009, 07:55:35 AM
Someone stuck a Krackle bar on you?  Was it a fun-size?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on October 01, 2009, 08:33:30 AM
Lady Christina,

It be "BlackBEAD," not "BlackBEARD."  I got the handle based on one of me favorite pasttimes - making custom beaded jewelry for sale from me pirate's market.  Me wife says "He's the pirate without the 'arrrr'!"

And to answer your question with a question, "Have ye ne'er heard o' Big Lots?"

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:58:10 AM
I'm verry sorry blackbead thank you for setting me stright
you got it at big lots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on October 01, 2009, 09:17:02 AM
...and while were on the subject...who the heck is "anne"?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 09:23:18 AM
sorry anna too. I'm off the wall this week!!!!!! alright anyone else i owe and appology to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on October 01, 2009, 09:53:24 AM
Aye, Big Lots . . . you know the big bags of candy that were left over from two years ago?

(No apology required, m'Lady!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on October 01, 2009, 09:55:28 AM
Don't you mean the big bag of body parts?

*Christina..I'm just teasing you. I am the queen of typos some days around here.*
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on October 01, 2009, 09:57:22 AM
Didn't I type "big bag o' body parts"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on October 01, 2009, 10:04:30 AM
*Anna scrolls up...Anna scrolls down...Anna backpages...Anna returns shaking head*


ARRRRR you sure your not just trying to make a monkey of me here?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 10:16:50 AM
would that be monkeying around?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 01, 2009, 11:52:04 AM
Whats with all this monkey business?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 01, 2009, 11:58:26 AM
Shouldn't this have evolved into something else by now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 12:18:47 PM
it evolves?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Blackbead on October 01, 2009, 12:53:45 PM
Do you think the Theory of Evolution as proposed by Darwin is an absolute or do you believe it's just a theory?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on October 01, 2009, 01:06:52 PM
Well Blackbead, doesn't the "fact of evolution" refer to the changes in the genetic material of a population of biological organisms over time, which are known to have occurred through scientific observations and experiments?  ;D




*okay...I stole this from the wiki....
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 01, 2009, 01:52:18 PM
You can read?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 02:13:32 PM
I'm jealous, who is this wiki character and why is Anna with him stealing stuff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 01, 2009, 05:26:54 PM
And, where did Anne go?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 07:06:04 PM
did she go home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on October 01, 2009, 07:54:11 PM
Isn't it said that there's no place like home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 01, 2009, 08:08:02 PM
Who's home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:09:17 PM
My home or your home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 01, 2009, 08:23:57 PM
Is that the same as 'My place or yours?'
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:25:20 PM
depends, what is the your answer?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 01, 2009, 08:27:19 PM
Shouldn't that be 'What is your address?'  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:28:42 PM
are you heading my way?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 01, 2009, 08:33:56 PM
Are you kidding, in that cold weather????
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:34:34 PM
awwww, would a warm fire in the fireplace help?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on October 01, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
Wood, gas, or electric?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:36:10 PM
wood, is there really any other kind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:41:23 PM
would there be hot chocolate there too
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:42:05 PM
absolutely.......marshmallows?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:46:46 PM
yess pleassee and nice thick fleece blankets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:47:17 PM
wont that get too warm?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:48:13 PM
is there such a thing as too warm?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:48:55 PM
I think so, sweaty is only sexy sometimes, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:50:38 PM
rofl over heated who wants that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:51:45 PM
Hmmm, could be fun, dont you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 01, 2009, 08:54:01 PM
heated is better over heated is too sticky isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 01, 2009, 08:55:10 PM
only if theres chocolate and whipped cream involved....yes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 01, 2009, 09:06:42 PM
If there are no mudslides and cherries, you don't really expect the Ettes to show up, do you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 02, 2009, 03:24:44 AM
does anyone ever really expect the Ettes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 02, 2009, 06:03:17 AM
You mean like the Spanish Inquisition?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 02, 2009, 06:30:37 AM
Are you of spanish decent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 02, 2009, 06:31:56 AM
Wouldn't I be Spanish Senorita instead of Welsh Wench?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 02, 2009, 06:36:48 AM
Good point M'Lady, tis early...must we get up already?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 02, 2009, 08:13:40 AM
this is early?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 02, 2009, 08:44:46 AM
Would it be early if you haven't been to bed yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 02, 2009, 08:46:12 AM
wouldn't it be late then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 02, 2009, 08:57:31 AM
Aren't college kids the only ones staying up all night?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 02, 2009, 09:10:25 AM
i thought that was the people with imsomnia ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 02, 2009, 02:25:37 PM
Would that make me a college kid with insomnia?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 02, 2009, 02:43:47 PM
Is that what you would have us believe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 02, 2009, 02:45:05 PM
you could pass....who's with me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 02, 2009, 03:34:38 PM
where are we going?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 02, 2009, 03:55:56 PM
who's driving?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 02, 2009, 04:19:28 PM
Which of us has the fewest DUIs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dracconia on October 03, 2009, 12:05:58 AM
Why would you go and get a DUI?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 03, 2009, 02:15:54 AM
Don't they help you understand the DUI Decimal System?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dracconia on October 03, 2009, 02:39:44 AM
Does any system really work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 03, 2009, 08:53:37 AM
There's a system? Why didn't anyone tell me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 03, 2009, 08:55:19 AM
I would have if I wouold have know myself, did any one know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 03, 2009, 10:12:05 AM
Count, have they never heard of the Dewey (DUI) Decimal System?

*easier than learning the metric which I had to do*
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 03, 2009, 01:51:03 PM
How else would you organize the library?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 03, 2009, 02:04:49 PM
By waving your arms and whispering, 'Oh, Miss Librarian, Ma'am...do you have a book on ancient fossils in the New World?'
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 03, 2009, 02:12:48 PM
Ah, but!...does the librarian have tan lines?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 03, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
Is it the same librarian from that dream I had?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 03, 2009, 03:44:34 PM
How would I know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 03, 2009, 03:57:36 PM
Isn't a librarian every man's fantasy whether she has tan lines or not?

*Rapier Half-Wit, please notify me to put down any liquid I may have been driniking so I don't Riots Disease on the monitor*  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 03, 2009, 04:19:14 PM
wanna be my librarian?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 03, 2009, 05:06:44 PM
Why do librarians all wear those hot little glasses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 03, 2009, 07:45:06 PM
The better to see you with, my dear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 03, 2009, 09:01:57 PM
why don't real librarians look like the ones in my dreams?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 04, 2009, 02:39:07 AM
why isn't there a movie where all the hottest actresses play Librarians?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2009, 08:03:04 AM
Shirley Jones played an unbespeckled Marian the Librarian in the film version of "The Music Man", yes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 04, 2009, 08:10:13 AM
will the Welch Wench play a librarian in this movie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 04, 2009, 08:36:57 AM
Do I get a wardrobe allowance and my own chair with WW on the back?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 04, 2009, 08:55:25 AM
of course, may I be your personal assistant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on October 04, 2009, 09:15:10 AM
Does WW require more than just one personal assistant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 04, 2009, 10:24:07 AM
Can you guys peel grapes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 04, 2009, 12:09:17 PM
Wouldn't you want more than a grape peeled?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 04, 2009, 01:45:53 PM
If I typed any sort of reply, could it possibly not be considered a wenchmouth?

I didn't think so.  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 04, 2009, 02:12:04 PM
So you're not even going to try?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on October 04, 2009, 03:11:31 PM
You dont think she would disappoint us do you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 04, 2009, 03:31:37 PM
How about peeling off a clay mask to deep cleanse your skin?

HA! And you thought I couldn't do it!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 04, 2009, 03:56:39 PM
Did I say you couldn't do it? Should I not have been curious if you would do it? What if you had?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on October 04, 2009, 04:09:17 PM
Hmm, do you think we should go back to librarians or start anew with tales of pharmacy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 04, 2009, 08:10:02 PM
is peeling a clay mask what you seek?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 04, 2009, 09:17:31 PM
Are librarian glasses in the same league as a white lab coat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Dracconia on October 04, 2009, 09:41:22 PM
Which league are we talking about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: THELADYKAT on October 04, 2009, 09:52:25 PM
What do you want to do again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 05, 2009, 08:38:57 AM
Peel a white lab coat off a librarian?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 05, 2009, 08:45:59 AM
Would I find that in the "Do It Yourself", "Comedy", or the "Fantasy" section?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 05, 2009, 11:18:20 AM
Perhaps you'd be better looking in the back room at a Blockbuster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 05, 2009, 03:29:19 PM
Can I request to instead pull a white lab coat of a smokin' hot doctor in a pharmacy closet at a hospital?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hector on October 05, 2009, 06:22:35 PM
they have a "back room" at Blockbuster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 06:47:29 PM
Would it count if I wear a stethoscope and light my self on fire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jayde on October 05, 2009, 07:46:18 PM
Wouldn't that hurt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 07:51:24 PM
only till the pain goes away, but wouldnt it be worth it to have Lady Elizebeth removing my lab coat?  ;)


( lab coat is a metaphore I hope...lol)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 07:58:09 PM
Would Blue Oyster Cult sing 'I'm burning, I'm burning for you?'
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:00:27 PM
I was hoping you would do the singing my dear, do you know the words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:01:32 PM
You think I spent the '80's in a coma?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:05:44 PM
Oh no Ma'am.....I bet you have a wonderful voice too, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:09:56 PM
In a smoky little club in New Orleans, a few BOC members were jamming and guess who sang back up with them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:11:58 PM
Oh now you done it.....you are going to have to sing for me now....up for it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:15:35 PM
No.

Can I turn my lab coat into garb?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:15:59 PM
lmao......Aren't you supposed to answer in a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:16:51 PM

Can I do it without expletives?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:19:32 PM
Hmmm, I would assume not, did I offend you somehow?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 05, 2009, 08:23:41 PM
No, but could I be preoccupied?

Yes.
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 05, 2009, 08:29:15 PM
preoccupied can be a good thing....no?

(hope I am not interupting anything I shouldn't be, forgive me if I am)
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Post by: Count Adolfo on October 06, 2009, 01:20:54 AM
what difference does it make at 2AM?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 06, 2009, 02:51:03 AM
Doesn't it make a difference?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 06, 2009, 06:58:28 AM
Can't you sleep at 2a.m.?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 06, 2009, 07:12:07 AM
Aren't there better things to be doing than sleeping, at 2am?
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Post by: Dracconia on October 06, 2009, 07:14:30 AM
Does anyone on this forum sleep at 2 am?
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Post by: lady M on October 06, 2009, 09:40:08 AM
that would be a big NO!  ;D
Hey! can I get a cup of coffee here?  Someone? Anyone?  ::)
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Post by: Invy on October 06, 2009, 09:44:17 AM
you can have some of my coffee, but what do you want in it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 06, 2009, 10:24:16 AM
Would nothing be too much?
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Post by: Butch on October 06, 2009, 11:42:37 AM
So you DON'T want some of my coffee?
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Post by: daylight on October 06, 2009, 03:02:53 PM
 It`s now mid afternoon, Is having coffee in the mid afternoon OK?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 06, 2009, 05:54:17 PM
Won't it keep you up until 2am?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 07:21:38 PM
is 2am early? Isn't it all just relative?
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 07:25:04 PM
Is anyone following this thread or is everyone just waiting for the Tilted Kilt to open?
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Post by: lady M on October 06, 2009, 07:32:54 PM
Tilted Kilt open?  ;D
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 06, 2009, 07:35:11 PM
Can a windshield wiper motor for a Bug be any more expensive?

Tilted Kilt? Hmm...as long as there is no haggis.
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 07:36:12 PM
what year is the bug?
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 07:38:13 PM
Are there bugs here in Fla?

(And the Kilt is most open and tilted and twisted -- Friday HH sponsored by the Harbinger krewe)
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 06, 2009, 07:48:26 PM
ARE THERE BUGS IN FLORIDA?

If you found a saddle, don't you think you could enter one in the Kentucky Derby?

1974 Bug
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 07:52:04 PM
the wiper motor should run about $60 give or take...lol   Is yours broken?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 06, 2009, 07:58:51 PM
Have you heard of slow...and slower?

Priced at 149.95 but not in stock.
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 07:59:35 PM
Why doesnt someone give WW a mercedes convertible?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 08:00:37 PM
I would if I had one to give her.....slower and slower is a bad thing....Why so much?  $60 here and $15 core for the old one
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 08:02:59 PM
Have you met certain of our officials here in the Sunshine State, Sir James?

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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 08:03:45 PM
no sir, are there many in florida?
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 08:05:09 PM
we pay for a lot, but does anyone know if, excluding direct public servants, any are worth what we pay?
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Post by: Dracconia on October 06, 2009, 08:23:19 PM
don't you agree that our public servants i.e teachers and officers of the law should be getting the pay of our politicians?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 06, 2009, 08:24:37 PM
Re: motor.

Is it probable we are talking rebuilt vs new?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 08:25:04 PM
I beleive most public servants are underpaid, do you fall in this group?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 08:25:54 PM
I am talking remanufactured, which is just as good as new, dont you agree?
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Post by: Hector on October 06, 2009, 08:27:51 PM
Is that the same as recycled?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 06, 2009, 08:29:02 PM
depends on how you look at it, what do you think?
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Post by: Butch on October 06, 2009, 09:53:19 PM
How do I think Depends look?
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Post by: JimsDana on October 06, 2009, 10:11:23 PM
Okay! Is this question loaded?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 06, 2009, 10:59:29 PM
What is loaded?
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Post by: ArielCallista on October 07, 2009, 12:30:32 AM
is it a baked potato? mmmm
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Post by: lady M on October 07, 2009, 12:33:36 AM
is a baked potato loaded?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 07, 2009, 06:41:12 AM
What's the calibre of a baked potato?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 07, 2009, 06:57:23 AM
Do we share this baked potatoe?
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Post by: lady M on October 07, 2009, 09:01:25 AM
do we have to share the potato?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 07, 2009, 09:03:15 AM
Does the potato want to be shared?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 07, 2009, 09:10:46 AM
Does sharing the potato make it a spud whore?
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Post by: lady M on October 07, 2009, 09:25:29 AM
Are you calling me a WHORE Sire?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 07, 2009, 09:45:23 AM
Or is it a STUD whore? 
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 07, 2009, 02:17:53 PM
Who is a stud whore?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 07, 2009, 03:11:42 PM
Well isn't Dorian a total STUD?
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Post by: lady M on October 07, 2009, 05:52:30 PM
Where can I find this stud?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 07, 2009, 07:21:10 PM
who is this stud?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 07, 2009, 09:22:42 PM
Isn't a stud a male horse?
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Post by: Lord Clisto of York on October 07, 2009, 09:41:34 PM
Isn't it just a piece of wood for frameing?
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Post by: Dracconia on October 07, 2009, 11:15:34 PM
What are we framing? Or should I say who?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 07, 2009, 11:19:54 PM
Why would you say Who...are you an owl?  :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2009, 06:56:04 AM
Weren't we talkin' 'bout TATERS?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on October 08, 2009, 10:39:54 AM
Maybe even baked taters?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2009, 10:41:23 AM
What are they smokin'?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 08, 2009, 01:18:45 PM
Aren't we all smokin' some good juju's?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 08, 2009, 01:53:46 PM
What are you talking about?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 08, 2009, 01:54:44 PM
Don't you know what Juju's are?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 08, 2009, 02:21:25 PM
Isn't Juju a Bee?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 08, 2009, 11:34:05 PM
Is it good?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2009, 05:21:56 AM
Shouldn't we dissect and analyze it under a microscope B4 we smoke it?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 09, 2009, 07:31:09 AM
Why would we do that?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 09, 2009, 07:55:00 AM
Are we not curious?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 09, 2009, 10:09:16 AM
Why do people always jump to the "dirty" definition of juju first?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2009, 10:58:53 AM
Isn't self-protection a good reason?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 09, 2009, 11:29:38 AM
I jumped to juju bees, is that dirty?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 09, 2009, 12:43:52 PM
Aren't juju bees dirty, only if you drop them on the floor?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2009, 02:31:02 PM
And, doesn't the five-second rule apply here (unlike soup)?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 09, 2009, 07:13:44 PM
What if the box spills and you cant get them all in 5 seconds?
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Post by: lady M on October 10, 2009, 02:50:04 AM
Forget the 5 second rule, isn't it wrong to let things go to waste?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2009, 01:54:54 PM
what? who's wasting juju bees?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 12, 2009, 02:05:52 PM
Isn't Halloween almost here and we'll have a plethora of juju bees?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 12, 2009, 02:18:40 PM
A plethera of anything is a good thing right?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 12, 2009, 03:41:36 PM
I'd rather have a Baby Ruth bar, wouldn't you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 12, 2009, 04:24:51 PM
Baby Ruth is good, But I still am parshal to good ol' Snickers, who's with me?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2009, 06:18:31 PM
are you offering to share that snickers?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 12, 2009, 07:17:49 PM
I have no problem sharing, do you?
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Post by: lady M on October 12, 2009, 09:40:18 PM
What are we sharing?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2009, 10:13:28 PM
James' snicker bar want a bite?
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Post by: lady M on October 13, 2009, 06:52:17 AM
Is the bar big enough to pass around to everyone?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 13, 2009, 06:55:52 AM
What if we had more than one bar?
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Post by: lady M on October 13, 2009, 07:13:09 AM
I say start passing it around. Who has it?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 13, 2009, 08:17:39 AM
Would a bag of "fun size" be better?
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Post by: lady M on October 13, 2009, 10:29:18 AM
Stop teasing me already. May I have one?   ::)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 13, 2009, 01:21:08 PM
So is it a bag or one bar?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 13, 2009, 07:23:52 PM
oh yes have one, do you prefer a bag?
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Post by: Cherokee on October 13, 2009, 07:26:18 PM
will rules break if in deed they bend?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 13, 2009, 07:27:07 PM
Are you planning on bending the rules?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 13, 2009, 09:12:58 PM
Why would you bend the rules just for a chocolate bar?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 13, 2009, 09:59:54 PM
What kind of a chocolate bar?
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Post by: lady M on October 14, 2009, 12:56:54 AM
I'm starting to get a headache here.  >:(  Where is the chocolate bar or the bag of bite size?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 14, 2009, 08:32:12 AM
James where did you put the candy?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 14, 2009, 11:13:42 AM
Am I the only one who would definitely consider at times breaking rules for a chocolate bar?
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Post by: lady M on October 14, 2009, 03:20:05 PM
I too, would consider breaking rules at times but can I have a chocolate bar first?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 14, 2009, 10:39:14 PM
Can I have one too?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 15, 2009, 07:19:39 AM
Is there enough to go around?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 15, 2009, 08:09:40 AM
We are running out of chocolate?!?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 15, 2009, 09:44:27 AM
i thought we had an endless supply whos been eating them all?
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Post by: lady M on October 15, 2009, 11:48:00 AM
ok, who ate all the chocolate?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 15, 2009, 12:47:51 PM
I swear I didn't eat all the chocolate, but does anyone know?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 15, 2009, 02:08:09 PM
Why are ya'll looking at me??? *wipes chocolate off her face and tries to look innocent*
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Post by: Butch on October 15, 2009, 07:21:46 PM
Don't you usually take the last kiss?
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Post by: lady M on October 15, 2009, 07:41:08 PM
wyckdblyss, isn't that chocolate on you chin?   :o
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 16, 2009, 09:26:45 AM
Am I the only one who likes chocolate kisses?  (and I don't mean the Hershey kind... hehe)
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 16, 2009, 09:35:01 AM
Where? I don't see anything on my chin...do you???
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 16, 2009, 01:43:34 PM
What's on your chin? ................. hehhehe
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 16, 2009, 01:55:52 PM
Is there something on my chin? hehe
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 16, 2009, 03:49:45 PM
Look in the mirror, don't you see it?
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Post by: Hector on October 16, 2009, 03:50:52 PM
Are you talking about the image of Seamus making Haggis?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on October 16, 2009, 03:52:18 PM
Thats the one, doesn't anyone else see it?
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Post by: lady M on October 16, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
If the haggis is made with chocolate keep it away from wyckdblyss,  Hey where'd she go?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 18, 2009, 09:06:58 AM
I love chocolate and I love haggis, but ruin both in such a way?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 18, 2009, 08:22:14 PM
Why would anyone make Haggis, much less eat it?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 18, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
why not eat it? what else could you do with it?
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 18, 2009, 08:44:13 PM
Why is the dog in the haggis?
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Post by: ArielCallista on October 18, 2009, 09:01:02 PM
I've never had haggis, what does it taste like?
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Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on October 18, 2009, 09:02:58 PM
If the dog is bolting it down, should you really ask??
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 19, 2009, 09:36:59 AM
How did we get on a discussion about Haggis????
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 19, 2009, 09:45:36 AM
alright wheres the scottish person?
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Post by: lady M on October 19, 2009, 12:51:37 PM
Sorry, I've never had haggis. I just thought anything with chocolate would taste good. Am I wrong?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 19, 2009, 03:25:50 PM
I don't think anything could make Haggis taste good, is it just me?
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Post by: lady M on October 19, 2009, 05:12:41 PM
I'll take your word on that. Can we make something else with chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 20, 2009, 09:46:26 AM
can we use honey in the chocolate?
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Post by: Blackbead on October 20, 2009, 10:27:33 AM
Can you say "Honey Bee Cake"?
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Post by: lady M on October 20, 2009, 02:03:34 PM
It's not made with real bees is it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 20, 2009, 02:09:41 PM
don't put the bees in don't wee need them to make us some honey?
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Post by: lady M on October 20, 2009, 06:20:08 PM
After you get the honey from the bees, then do use them in the cake?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 20, 2009, 08:02:26 PM
Bees in a cake, would you get stung?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 21, 2009, 02:36:21 PM
What do you think?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 21, 2009, 03:39:22 PM
Is someone being a bit sarcastic??  hehe
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 21, 2009, 03:42:40 PM
Aren't I always?
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Post by: lady M on October 22, 2009, 12:17:38 AM
I'm hungry, is there anything to eat? (not bees)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 22, 2009, 02:00:10 PM
Isn't willy humor enough to get by on??
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 22, 2009, 07:59:21 PM
Who's Willy Humor?  Do I know him?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 22, 2009, 08:08:04 PM
Doesn't Lady Elizabeth mean 'wily'?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 22, 2009, 09:11:25 PM
Do u really want to know?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 23, 2009, 06:32:23 AM
not sure, do I want to know?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 23, 2009, 09:51:22 AM
Does anyone really ever want to know?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 23, 2009, 12:44:13 PM
No, would you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 23, 2009, 02:29:06 PM
When has anyone ever wanted to admit any kind of fault??  Even if it is a silly spelling fault??
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 23, 2009, 07:54:46 PM
I never admit fault....isn't it just assumed?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on October 23, 2009, 08:02:35 PM
Don't you remember what they say about 'assume'?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 23, 2009, 08:22:18 PM
I didnt say I assume....lol  did I?
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Post by: lady M on October 25, 2009, 05:35:29 AM
Okay, I'm confused here. What's going on?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 25, 2009, 06:27:34 PM
What is it that is confusing you?
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Post by: lady M on October 26, 2009, 12:01:47 AM
Where am I? Who am I?
(scene taken from I Love Lucy)
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 26, 2009, 08:46:00 AM
who are we really?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 26, 2009, 11:35:32 AM
I know who I am but who are you?  ;D ;)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 26, 2009, 11:41:07 AM
Aren't I, me, and you are you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 26, 2009, 01:41:51 PM
I think I am me, someone wanna check?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 26, 2009, 02:08:00 PM
How do we do that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 26, 2009, 02:23:40 PM
Maybe you aren't you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 26, 2009, 07:13:14 PM
oh my, what if I'm not?
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Post by: Anna Iram on October 26, 2009, 07:15:43 PM
Ohhhh....but what if you are?  ;)
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 26, 2009, 07:40:55 PM
Are you hoping I am?
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Post by: lady M on October 26, 2009, 07:42:37 PM
Could it be that I'm you and you're someone else?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 26, 2009, 07:58:28 PM
LOL.....come here, dont you think I should check you to be sure?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on October 27, 2009, 06:34:05 AM
Is anyone who they say they are?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on October 27, 2009, 09:29:15 AM
How would we know if they are who they say they are?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 27, 2009, 10:27:05 AM
What if we've all been brainwashed to believe we're someone we're not??
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 28, 2009, 08:11:27 AM
If we ALL have been brainwashed, then who did the brainwashing?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on October 28, 2009, 07:38:14 PM
maybe the local brain cleaners?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 29, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
Are those like the local laundry cleaners? Like are they cute little chinese folks?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on October 29, 2009, 11:33:19 PM
What are we talking about?
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Post by: lady M on October 31, 2009, 09:08:53 PM
I think we're talking about doing laundry, brainwashing and cute little Chinese people. I'm lost. Can someone set us straight?
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Post by: RicKim on November 03, 2009, 07:30:48 AM
And if not, could someone just set us up with drinks?
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Post by: lady M on November 03, 2009, 09:37:19 AM
ok, where's the vodka?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 03, 2009, 10:11:45 AM
under the sink! Isn't that where most adults hide it?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 03, 2009, 10:49:07 AM
What are we Hiding?
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Post by: RenMomma on November 03, 2009, 12:55:35 PM
Who said I have anything to hide?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on November 03, 2009, 01:25:24 PM
Why are we hiding it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 03, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
we aren't? i thought we were hiding it cause lady M was looking for it
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 03, 2009, 01:46:54 PM
Aren't we supposed to hide it?  Isn't it like a law or something?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on November 03, 2009, 07:10:07 PM
didn't you ever find the bottle under the sink when you were a kid?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on November 03, 2009, 07:42:25 PM
Who didn't?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 03, 2009, 09:30:19 PM
I didn't, or did I?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 03, 2009, 09:47:09 PM
yeah,but was that vodka or   mom's "medicine" i found?   
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on November 04, 2009, 02:47:08 AM
Who likes Vodka anyway? Wouldn't you prefer Irish Mist?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 04, 2009, 02:51:07 PM
Are you a girlie man?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 04, 2009, 06:52:55 PM
must we start name calling?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 05, 2009, 12:08:51 AM
why not?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 05, 2009, 06:27:44 AM
I don't know, but didn't sound good?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on November 05, 2009, 06:50:06 AM
Then what does sound good?
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Post by: Deckard And Zhora on November 05, 2009, 06:50:40 AM
Well, is being a bully a good thing?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 05, 2009, 09:36:11 AM
bulling is never good teasing done right is wonderful. Who's up for some street hockey?
(I might be even more dangerous this evening)
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 05, 2009, 03:45:54 PM
What are the rules?
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Post by: lady M on November 05, 2009, 05:38:54 PM
Quote from: Lady Christina de Pond on November 03, 2009, 01:31:59 PM
we aren't? i thought we were hiding it cause lady M was looking for it

Now that I know you guys hid the bottle under the sink once I've had several drinks I'm coming after you. Are you wearing sneakers? (rof trying to get my bearings)  ::)
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Post by: Deckard And Zhora on November 05, 2009, 05:42:59 PM
Wait, shouldn't you be wearing roller blades for street hockey?
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Post by: ArielCallista on November 05, 2009, 07:27:40 PM
Who owns roller blades anymore?
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Post by: RenMomma on November 05, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
Yeah, don't you mean "inline Roller Skates"?   ::)
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 06, 2009, 01:33:07 AM
ok, who has them?
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Post by: Deckard And Zhora on November 06, 2009, 06:53:38 AM
Can't you rent them at a roller rink?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on November 06, 2009, 07:45:19 AM
Well wasn't that just special? I suppose I should just consider the source, right?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 06, 2009, 08:55:23 AM
yep i'm special and yes i have blades(rollerblades) but we play street hockey in tennis shoes so whos up for a game?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 06, 2009, 02:15:46 PM
What if u don't have shoes?
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Post by: lady M on November 06, 2009, 09:45:54 PM
Can we wait to play street hockey after the drinks wear off?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on November 07, 2009, 07:07:05 AM
How about boots, can we play in boots?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 07, 2009, 07:09:57 AM
Some boots are sexy  dontchya think?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on November 07, 2009, 07:18:01 AM
You wanna see my boot collection?
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Post by: Deckard And Zhora on November 07, 2009, 10:22:05 AM
How many boots DO you have??!?!

:o
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Post by: lady M on November 07, 2009, 04:07:29 PM
Can we play street hockey in our bare feet?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 08, 2009, 07:23:03 PM
Sure I would love to see the collection, and is it just me or are women in bare feet really sexy too?
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Post by: Dracconia on November 08, 2009, 09:50:28 PM
Aren't women sexy in general?
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Post by: Grov on November 08, 2009, 10:01:53 PM
Aren't women sexier in Private?
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Post by: Dracconia on November 08, 2009, 10:42:55 PM
Isn't most anything sexier in private?
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Post by: Rani Zemirah on November 08, 2009, 11:38:17 PM
Wouldn't that all depend on whether you were talking about Private Benjamin or Private Gomer Pyle?!?  :P
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 09, 2009, 09:47:04 AM
did anyone ever think Gomer pyle was hot?
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Post by: Taffy Saltwater on November 09, 2009, 04:05:03 PM
Wouldn't it have been a SURPRISESURPRISESURPRISE if anyone did?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 09, 2009, 07:54:18 PM
Wait were is this going?
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Post by: Dracconia on November 10, 2009, 12:08:02 AM
Was is supposed to go somewhere?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 10, 2009, 06:36:38 AM
Can you imagine where things could go?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 10, 2009, 07:55:28 AM
i can imagine a lot but i didnt know this had a direction did you?
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Post by: ArielCallista on November 10, 2009, 10:20:00 AM
Isn't the fun part seeing what we pass on the way to nowhere?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 10, 2009, 12:32:43 PM
Who says we're going nowhere?
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Post by: bellevivre on November 10, 2009, 01:43:44 PM
wouldnt we have to start from somewhere?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 10, 2009, 01:46:03 PM
...and, always go someplace?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 10, 2009, 03:52:43 PM
Can't we start nowhere and go nowhere?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 10, 2009, 07:28:08 PM
Is nowhere going to be a fun place?
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Post by: ArielCallista on November 10, 2009, 08:13:15 PM
Isn't the point in going nowhere to find out what its like when you get there?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 10, 2009, 08:51:44 PM
Would you go nowhere with me?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on November 10, 2009, 08:52:38 PM
Fast?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 10, 2009, 08:54:24 PM
How fast would you like to go?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on November 10, 2009, 08:55:37 PM
Would nowhere fast mean you were standing still?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 10, 2009, 08:56:37 PM
Wouldn't we be able to travel as far as our imagination could take us?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 10, 2009, 10:11:53 PM
oooooooo can we?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 11, 2009, 06:29:20 AM
Can anyone stop us?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 11, 2009, 12:22:45 PM
No, wait can they?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 11, 2009, 01:16:21 PM
Can't we do anything we want?
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Post by: RenMomma on November 11, 2009, 06:38:49 PM
Well, what exactly is it you want to do?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 11, 2009, 07:34:31 PM
Do tell, anything in particular?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 11, 2009, 09:01:39 PM
particular to what? knee high socks?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 11, 2009, 09:19:52 PM
What are you talking about?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 12, 2009, 09:58:22 AM
I don't know what are we talking about?
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Post by: Grov on November 12, 2009, 10:05:45 AM
Does it matter?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 12, 2009, 12:03:00 PM
Do you think it does?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 12, 2009, 12:17:35 PM
What if I told you I wanted to dance for you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 12, 2009, 01:14:33 PM
then would you dance for me?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 12, 2009, 03:31:36 PM
Who wouldn't I dance for?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 12, 2009, 07:14:30 PM
I would love to see you dance, do you do the 7 veils?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 13, 2009, 12:35:49 PM
Don't you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 13, 2009, 01:04:41 PM
Doesn't everyone?
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Post by: wyckdblyss on November 13, 2009, 01:44:13 PM
Would you dance for me???
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Post by: gusjodi on November 14, 2009, 09:43:50 PM
Can I dance too?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 16, 2009, 10:15:13 AM
Why don't we have a dance party?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 16, 2009, 11:55:55 AM
would you teach me to dance at this party?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 17, 2009, 07:11:07 PM
What party?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 17, 2009, 07:26:04 PM
Did you not hear about the party?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 17, 2009, 07:45:50 PM
What do you know about the party?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 17, 2009, 07:51:05 PM
I heard there will be dancing, do you like dancing?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 17, 2009, 08:04:34 PM
What do you think?
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Post by: gusjodi on November 18, 2009, 08:13:18 AM
Ah, but will there be drink??
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 18, 2009, 09:19:03 AM
The real question is will there be lots of drink?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 18, 2009, 11:56:38 AM
Why not?  What else does everyone want?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 18, 2009, 12:04:56 PM
Sure you want to ask that?  ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 18, 2009, 02:26:55 PM
Yep I'm ordering sweet tea. anyone else want a sweet tea?
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Post by: Genievea Brookstone on November 19, 2009, 09:54:35 AM
Will there be petit fours to go with the tea?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 19, 2009, 10:15:59 AM
why would anyone want to put sweet tea through a small door?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 19, 2009, 10:35:56 AM
What door?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 19, 2009, 01:03:34 PM
How did our crazy dance party with the dance of the seven veils turn into a tea party??
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 19, 2009, 04:12:12 PM
Wait what tea party?
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Post by: lady M on November 20, 2009, 03:14:07 PM
Who's got tea?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 20, 2009, 06:18:26 PM
What happened to the dancing?
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Post by: lady M on November 20, 2009, 06:48:37 PM
It's either drink the long island ice tea or dance. Which shall it be?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 21, 2009, 07:49:57 AM
If we drink first, would you still dance with me?
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Post by: lady M on November 22, 2009, 11:53:02 AM
We'll drink first, dance but don't ask me to walk a straight line. Now, where's the tea?  ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 23, 2009, 10:38:46 AM
the tea is in long island. where's the music?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 23, 2009, 11:15:56 AM
Can we hire wine and alchemy for the music?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 23, 2009, 02:07:53 PM
I don't mind does anyone else?
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Post by: lady M on November 23, 2009, 05:52:55 PM
I don't mind, but can I have a drink first?
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Post by: Xantrawler on November 23, 2009, 06:09:34 PM
Can means to be able. Are you able to have a drink?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 23, 2009, 06:52:57 PM
Do you think they would play?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 24, 2009, 08:17:05 AM
hmmm they might should someone ask?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 24, 2009, 10:28:37 AM
Of course they'd play.  Anyone want to help raise the funds?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 24, 2009, 10:36:35 AM
can we charge a cover charge?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 24, 2009, 10:45:00 AM
what if we teach dancing classes for the $?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 24, 2009, 03:26:51 PM
hmmmm even better idea but would anyone sign up?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 24, 2009, 06:02:50 PM
I don't know would they?
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Post by: lady M on November 25, 2009, 05:44:12 AM
I'd pay for dancing lessons. Do we dance with a partner?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 25, 2009, 07:40:52 AM
Will we teach exotic dancing?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on November 25, 2009, 07:43:50 AM
Alright, who squealed on me?   >:(
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on November 25, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
Did I forget again to take those clips off YouTube?  :-[
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Post by: Blackbead on November 25, 2009, 08:52:48 AM
Is everyone going to have a peaceful, safe, and WONDERFUL Thanksgiving?!?!?   ;D
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Post by: ArielCallista on November 25, 2009, 12:12:26 PM
Is anyone else going to be completely alone on thanksgiving?  :'(
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on November 25, 2009, 01:37:18 PM
Is anyone else just excited about some good turkey and mashed potatoes??
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Post by: Betty Munro on November 25, 2009, 07:51:37 PM
Sounds good!  Are you cooking?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 25, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
What should i make cake or brownies?
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Post by: lady M on November 26, 2009, 01:07:39 AM
Quote from: ArielCallista on November 25, 2009, 12:12:26 PM
Is anyone else going to be completely alone on thanksgiving?  :'(

Sweetie. I'm sorry if you'll be alone on turkey day but I too will be alone. Well, not all alone, me and Tom (turkey) will be together, where's the potatoes?  :o
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on November 26, 2009, 07:45:57 AM
who's making the candy yams?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on November 26, 2009, 02:22:24 PM
What yams?
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Post by: lady M on November 26, 2009, 06:17:05 PM
where's the gravy?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on November 28, 2009, 11:56:40 AM
Is there any leftovers?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 28, 2009, 04:55:01 PM
How was everyones turkey day?
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Post by: lady M on November 28, 2009, 06:44:11 PM
I had two wonderful turkey days, Thursday and Friday. How was yours?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on November 29, 2009, 08:15:05 AM
Mine was great...spent with family and friends,how could it be better?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on November 29, 2009, 08:43:20 AM
By spending it on a beach in Hawaii?
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on November 29, 2009, 02:14:10 PM
Or with rum runners on the beach in St. Thomas?  ;D
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Post by: Betty Munro on November 29, 2009, 07:03:37 PM
Is it too late to make the party in St. Thomas?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on November 29, 2009, 07:31:22 PM
How come I didn't hear about the party?
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Post by: Duckie84 on November 30, 2009, 09:12:08 PM
Can we have a redo?
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Post by: lady M on November 30, 2009, 10:41:35 PM
How far back do you want to go for the redo?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 01, 2009, 12:33:06 PM
Can we just have another party?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 01, 2009, 01:45:31 PM
where will this party be?
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Post by: lady M on December 01, 2009, 05:06:07 PM
You name the place we'll be there. Can I bring a friend?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 01, 2009, 09:28:54 PM
Can  I make the food?
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Post by: captmarga on December 01, 2009, 10:14:05 PM
Will it include anything with Green Chiles?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 02, 2009, 08:59:21 AM
can i bring the whiskey?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 02, 2009, 09:24:38 PM
oh could you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 02, 2009, 10:37:36 PM
who's bringing the cookies?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 03, 2009, 03:47:57 PM
Can't we each just bring our own sweetness... or sweets I mean?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 03, 2009, 04:36:57 PM
Who said we couldn't?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 03, 2009, 08:19:09 PM
Do you think there will be a lot of sweetness there?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 04, 2009, 09:08:42 AM
with all us ladies how could it not be sweet?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 04, 2009, 12:32:05 PM
Is anyone else a sucker for a sweet lady?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 04, 2009, 02:51:53 PM
arn't we all suckers for a sweet lady?
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Post by: lady M on December 04, 2009, 07:47:05 PM
Wait! How about some SWEET MEN?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 04, 2009, 07:49:37 PM
Am I sweet? Are you going to lick me to see?
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Post by: lady M on December 04, 2009, 08:23:34 PM
If you are I will?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 04, 2009, 08:24:36 PM
Who is going to Lick who?
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Post by: lady M on December 04, 2009, 08:26:19 PM
I don't know, but don't it sound like fun?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 05, 2009, 02:58:53 PM
yes it does, shall the licking begin?
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Post by: Butch on December 05, 2009, 03:35:22 PM
Where should I start?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 06, 2009, 09:03:31 PM
depends which line do you want to be in?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 06, 2009, 09:06:50 PM
Oh my, are we at John's Inn???   ;D
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Post by: Merlin on December 06, 2009, 09:09:48 PM
What's Johns Inn?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 06, 2009, 09:24:30 PM
("adult" section of the forum), may I show you the way?
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Post by: Merlin on December 06, 2009, 09:33:01 PM
Is this going to hurt?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 06, 2009, 09:53:03 PM
 ;) ;)  Would you like it to?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 07, 2009, 05:59:17 AM
Doesn't pain sometimes bring pleasure?  ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 07, 2009, 09:05:18 AM
Pain ohhhh no pain is bad for the most part. Isn't laughter much better?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 07, 2009, 12:25:16 PM
Doesn't even love to laugh?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 07, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
who doesn't love to laugh?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 07, 2009, 05:58:43 PM
Doesn't everyone love to laugh?
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Post by: Merlin on December 07, 2009, 06:03:09 PM
Have you ever seen me frown?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 07, 2009, 06:59:20 PM
Is not laughter the best medicine?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 07, 2009, 07:03:42 PM
Shall we call you Dr Lady Joyce Ann?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 07, 2009, 08:07:39 PM
Wait what , Dr. What's going on?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 07, 2009, 08:08:21 PM
Why, hoping to play Dr too?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 07, 2009, 11:06:28 PM
dr. who?
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Post by: lady M on December 08, 2009, 12:58:45 AM
Who needs a doctor?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 08, 2009, 09:08:57 AM
does Sir James need a doctor or does he want to be the doctor?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 08, 2009, 10:40:46 AM
Am I the only one catching all these great references??
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on December 08, 2009, 11:27:35 AM
So it wasn't just me?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 08, 2009, 01:02:39 PM
you mean your reading more?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on December 08, 2009, 03:22:03 PM
Shouldn't we be reading more?
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Post by: Barret on December 08, 2009, 04:26:50 PM
doesn't this game work better in person? :P
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 04:31:10 PM
I need a doctor?  Any volunteers?
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Post by: Butch on December 08, 2009, 04:53:23 PM
Has the position been filled?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 08, 2009, 07:24:10 PM
Do you know how hard it is to refrain from typing a wenchmouth?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 07:24:52 PM
What is a "wenchmouth"?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 08, 2009, 07:25:43 PM
Have you read the Lexicon?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 07:30:03 PM
Where would I find it?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 08, 2009, 07:35:05 PM
Am I helpful or what?

http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=277.0
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 07:51:23 PM
Well are you just the best lil' darlin Wench?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 08, 2009, 07:53:17 PM
Oh, you've heard the rumours?  ;)
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 08:14:26 PM
No, my own deductions.....wanna fill me in though?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 08, 2009, 08:26:46 PM
Is not a wench entitled to an ambience of mystery?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 08, 2009, 08:31:59 PM
mmm, yes, and dont you wear ir well?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 09, 2009, 09:07:30 AM
hey who is wearing new winter scarf?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 09, 2009, 03:14:17 PM
So are we going to start comparing our obvious wenchiness?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 09, 2009, 03:23:47 PM
why compare aren't we all unique?
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Post by: lady M on December 11, 2009, 09:12:03 PM
I know that I'm unique. Why would you want to copy someone?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 12, 2009, 03:30:57 PM
Momma always told me make an impression......be different!!!
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Post by: lady M on December 13, 2009, 10:01:29 AM
Sometimes you wonder, does it make sense to be different in this cruel and obnoxious world?
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Post by: mariab4 on December 13, 2009, 06:29:05 PM
Is it a cruel and abnoxious world?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 13, 2009, 07:27:31 PM
are we all in the same world?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 13, 2009, 07:32:12 PM
In the same world but aren't some from another planet? Like space cadets?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 13, 2009, 07:33:21 PM
Is it possible you just set a new light on an old problem?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 13, 2009, 08:14:01 PM
Illegal aliens?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 13, 2009, 08:16:10 PM
lmao....shouldn't they be?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 13, 2009, 08:19:49 PM
So maybe they have green cards to match their luminous skin?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 13, 2009, 08:20:48 PM
If not, should we make some?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 13, 2009, 10:15:25 PM
wait what are we making?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 13, 2009, 10:33:52 PM
were making something?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 14, 2009, 07:05:22 AM
What would you like to be making?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 14, 2009, 09:24:31 AM
would you like to help me get a jump start on baking Christmas cookies
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 14, 2009, 10:59:44 AM
I love baking cookies, when do we start?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 14, 2009, 11:12:05 AM
I like eating christmas cookies, does that count?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 12:36:31 PM
Count for what?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 14, 2009, 12:44:37 PM
Can we make rum balls and butterscotch meringues?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 12:46:57 PM
Do rum balls hurt much?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 14, 2009, 12:51:03 PM
only if they are over cooked right?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 14, 2009, 01:01:24 PM
do we have to cook them?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 01:06:42 PM
Are we talking about the same thing?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 14, 2009, 01:06:58 PM
I don't know are we?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 14, 2009, 01:32:31 PM
If you ate too many rum balls wouldn't you have a heck of a hangover?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 01:33:32 PM
How many did you eat?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 14, 2009, 01:37:30 PM
How many rum balls does it take u to get smashed?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 14, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Do you think a dozen in one sitting is excessive?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 01:43:24 PM
Is that more than you usually eat?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 14, 2009, 01:45:33 PM
how long are you suposed to have between settings and how long is each suposed to last?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 14, 2009, 02:13:29 PM
I'm making some tonight...can I let you know of my findings then?   :)
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 03:07:45 PM
Can you make rum balls while intoxicated from eating too many rum balls?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 14, 2009, 03:26:05 PM
wouldn't they come out a little funny
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2009, 04:19:00 PM
Could you sell "Funny Rum Balls" at faire?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 15, 2009, 09:50:22 AM
If we bought the rum balls, wouldn't we think everything was funny?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 15, 2009, 10:32:56 AM
if so, would there be a limit to how many we  could buy?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 15, 2009, 01:01:52 PM
why would we limit how many you ate?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 15, 2009, 01:37:06 PM
Maybe 'cause they are about a gazillion calories each?  :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 16, 2009, 08:37:57 AM
the edible equal of egg nog. hmmm can we have egg nog too?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 16, 2009, 09:44:07 AM
What about Wassle?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 16, 2009, 09:46:43 AM
do you mean waffles ?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on December 16, 2009, 06:42:57 PM
wait there were rum balls now there's waffles, what is going on?
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Post by: The Rogue Gambit on December 16, 2009, 07:07:17 PM
did someone say rum?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 16, 2009, 07:07:58 PM
I thought the rum was gone?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 16, 2009, 07:16:44 PM
Who needs rum when you have maple syrup?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 16, 2009, 07:43:05 PM
Maple syrup?  What are you thinking?  ;)
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Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on December 16, 2009, 07:44:05 PM
Who's hungry for waffles?  ::) :D
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 16, 2009, 07:46:06 PM
Did I forget about the waffles?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on December 16, 2009, 07:49:04 PM
Did I ever mention I had a friend we called the Waffle-whiffler because she laughed funny?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 16, 2009, 07:51:10 PM
Was it a cute funny?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 16, 2009, 09:42:34 PM
why is it when i'm stuck at the computer all day no one replies but when i leave it everyone speaks?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 16, 2009, 09:52:18 PM
Is this like the... "if a tree falls in the forest and no one is there"...thing?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 17, 2009, 06:15:52 AM
Will you wait in the forest with me to test that theory?  Would that even work? :P
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 17, 2009, 08:02:46 AM
which forest and how long would that theory take?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 08:46:03 AM
If we are vewy vewy quiet can we hunt wabbits?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 17, 2009, 09:26:18 AM
Can I sit out on the hunt?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2009, 09:53:57 AM
Are you hunting for waffles or wabbits only?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 17, 2009, 10:04:52 AM
can we hunt for both?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 10:06:21 AM
Maybe a wabbit with a waffle on it's head?  :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2009, 10:09:56 AM
These are those belchin' waffles, are they?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 10:11:46 AM
Do you mean with whipped cream and strawberries on top?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2009, 10:12:52 AM
Thems those, yes?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 10:15:03 AM
Yes....but don't you thing the wabbit would get p****d if we made it wear all that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2009, 10:21:05 AM
Wear a waffle?  How about a pancake?

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v338/TexasMac/rabbit_pancake.gif)

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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 17, 2009, 10:22:22 AM
what if we put the whip cream on the rabbit? he wouldn't have to deal with it on the pancakes
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 17, 2009, 11:12:57 AM
Maybe Anna will wear the.....maybe that's a different conversation all together?




*:) ;)*
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 11:52:51 AM
 :o Is it possible you've confused me with a bunny from down the block.

...goodness!... ::)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 17, 2009, 11:59:58 AM
Ooh, can I wear the bunny? And what I'm picturing is just the bunny and it not dead!
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 12:05:30 PM
LOL Why would you want to wear a live bunny?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 17, 2009, 12:13:35 PM
Have you ever held a bunny on naked skin?
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Post by: Merlin on December 17, 2009, 12:24:39 PM
Naked bunny or me?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 17, 2009, 12:27:33 PM
 ;D Can't say as I have.....are we now talking about a wild hare?  ;D
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Post by: Merlin on December 17, 2009, 12:35:05 PM
Is a hare and a bunny the same thing?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 17, 2009, 12:43:43 PM
wouldn't the poor bunny be scared?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 17, 2009, 02:25:36 PM
Scared of what?  death by booby?
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Post by: Merlin on December 17, 2009, 03:49:32 PM
Would that be such a bad way to go?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 05:48:59 AM
Do I see a naked person bunny wearing conest in the future? 



*that could be exciting...;)*
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 18, 2009, 09:21:54 AM
should we let James sleep on that fantasy a little longer or should we wake him up?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 18, 2009, 09:34:16 AM
Where did my bunny go?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 12:11:49 PM
Are you going to burst my bubble already Lady Christina?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 18, 2009, 12:30:56 PM
Is anyone else picturing fairies in bubbles now?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 18, 2009, 12:36:55 PM
would you like me to let you sleep on that fantasy a little longer James?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 01:05:35 PM
Would you mind terribly?  ;)
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 18, 2009, 01:16:35 PM
Anybody else getting woken up this morning by the alarm in the middle of one of those good dreams??
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 01:36:27 PM
Dont you hate that?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 18, 2009, 01:47:08 PM
isn't it irriating to wake up and know you dreamed of something or someone you can't remember?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 01:52:06 PM
would you remember me?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 18, 2009, 01:58:14 PM
Isn't it worse to wake up and be dying for the dream to be true remembering each bit and curve and touch?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 18, 2009, 02:01:04 PM
are you teasin us now?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 18, 2009, 02:07:37 PM
teasing who? all i get to remember are eyes of someone i can't find
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 18, 2009, 02:11:46 PM
Isn't it worse to know exactly who it was, but also know this guy barely knows you?
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Post by: lady M on December 18, 2009, 10:19:10 PM
Do dreams really mean anything?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 19, 2009, 11:55:18 AM
Wouldn't you like to think they do?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 19, 2009, 09:55:20 PM
don't they atleast mean you have brain activity?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 20, 2009, 08:26:27 AM
Was there any doubt?
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Post by: Merlin on December 20, 2009, 08:52:02 AM
Doubt about what?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 20, 2009, 09:02:40 PM
don't you know?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 21, 2009, 10:22:13 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 21, 2009, 12:33:03 PM
I don't know aunt Minnie do you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 21, 2009, 12:34:47 PM
Well, she's my aunt, isn't she?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 21, 2009, 03:07:30 PM
Who really wants to dream about Aunt Minnie?
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Post by: JimsDana on December 21, 2009, 08:10:30 PM
Would that not be Uncle Mickey?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 21, 2009, 09:26:07 PM
Jack's kin to a mouse?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on December 22, 2009, 06:31:02 AM
Is the mouse bringing "baggage"?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 22, 2009, 08:21:41 AM
anyone know where i can get another job? I hate this place
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Post by: Merlin on December 22, 2009, 10:47:10 AM
What place?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 22, 2009, 10:58:50 AM
Can I get on the new job boat too?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 22, 2009, 12:57:59 PM
Who wants to dream of Lady Elizabeth with a new job?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on December 22, 2009, 01:06:25 PM
Wow, what kind of "Job" would I be doing that would appear in dreams??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 22, 2009, 01:24:30 PM
can i dream of my dream job?
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Post by: Merlin on December 22, 2009, 02:10:45 PM
Will you do it on break?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 22, 2009, 03:33:57 PM
why wait until then?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 22, 2009, 04:00:58 PM
Nurse Elizabeth what is that sheep doing here?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 23, 2009, 08:46:43 AM
sheep? where?
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Post by: Merlin on December 23, 2009, 09:18:55 AM
Is that a sheep or are you just glad to see me?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 23, 2009, 09:06:25 PM
would you believe me if i said i had a headache?
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Post by: Merlin on December 23, 2009, 09:08:02 PM
Why not just take some aspirin?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 23, 2009, 09:10:45 PM
do you always have all the answers?
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Post by: Merlin on December 23, 2009, 09:12:34 PM
Have I ever let you down before?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 23, 2009, 09:16:08 PM
isn't there always a first time?
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Post by: Duckie84 on December 26, 2009, 05:28:01 AM
Are first times always memorable?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 28, 2009, 10:15:31 AM
doesn't that depend on what the first is?
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Post by: Merlin on December 28, 2009, 12:50:19 PM
Who's on first?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 28, 2009, 01:22:47 PM
whats the name of the guy on first?
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Post by: Merlin on December 28, 2009, 02:19:04 PM
That's what I'm askin you....Who's on first?
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Post by: captmarga on December 28, 2009, 02:50:56 PM
Mayhap thou art asking "who be that in the primary position"?
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Post by: Merlin on December 28, 2009, 02:56:16 PM
Was Abbott and Costello from the Renaissance period?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 28, 2009, 03:02:03 PM
could Bullwinkle fly?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 28, 2009, 03:04:36 PM
In sooth would'st not be more true that Squirrel could fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 28, 2009, 03:12:54 PM
Can squirrels really fly?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 28, 2009, 03:13:39 PM
have you ever seen one fly?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 28, 2009, 03:16:34 PM
Can reindeer fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on December 28, 2009, 03:20:55 PM
Don't they have to be sprinkled with magic Santa dust or something first?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 28, 2009, 03:35:55 PM
or was it the magic corn from the winter warlock?
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Post by: Merlin on December 28, 2009, 03:56:02 PM
Why would I do that?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 28, 2009, 04:06:52 PM
I like to fly dont you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 28, 2009, 08:56:07 PM
why would you do what merlin?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 29, 2009, 09:17:57 AM
Wouldn't it be great to be able to fly?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 29, 2009, 09:54:22 AM
do you know how often i dream of flying?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on December 29, 2009, 11:18:22 AM
What's it like to dream?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on December 29, 2009, 07:39:53 PM
Is it good dreams?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 29, 2009, 07:42:22 PM
why would it be bad to dream?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 29, 2009, 09:23:09 PM
how did we get back to dreams?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 31, 2009, 12:17:23 AM
Aren't dreams wonderful?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 31, 2009, 12:32:14 AM
why would one ever dream?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 31, 2009, 12:34:23 AM
is it hard to dream if we don't sleep?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 31, 2009, 06:51:09 AM
who wants to not sleep?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on December 31, 2009, 07:06:28 AM
Are you having trouble sleeping?   


*welcome back Betty*
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 31, 2009, 08:21:33 AM
Was I the only one catching up on ren fest forums instead of sleeping last night?
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Post by: Merlin on December 31, 2009, 08:31:23 AM
Do wizards need sleep?
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Post by: Betty Munro on December 31, 2009, 08:41:33 AM
hmmmm ... does that mean you stay up all night long?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on December 31, 2009, 08:54:35 AM
does it mean you sleep very little?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on December 31, 2009, 10:39:07 AM
why would i have issues sleeping?

( i'm like a bug cuddle deep in a rug)
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Post by: lady M on January 01, 2010, 02:53:58 PM
To sleep and to dream. Do they always go together?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 01, 2010, 03:27:03 PM
Does sleep and dreams need to go together?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 01, 2010, 04:25:48 PM
Do we get to mix in some rum too?
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Post by: gusjodi on January 02, 2010, 01:04:04 AM
Rum? Who's got rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 02, 2010, 08:37:46 AM
what rum?
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Post by: Merlin on January 02, 2010, 09:14:19 AM
Will scotch do?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 02, 2010, 09:43:05 AM
did you take my scotch tape?
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Post by: Merlin on January 02, 2010, 10:29:21 AM
Who told you that?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 02, 2010, 01:17:44 PM
Did a little birdie whisper in your ear?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 03, 2010, 02:35:23 PM
Isn't it birds that sing and horses that whisper?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 03, 2010, 03:44:23 PM
Does that make me a horse or a birdie?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 03, 2010, 04:45:04 PM
Are we brave enough to ask if it is only whispering that would make you a horse?
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Post by: Merlin on January 03, 2010, 04:52:50 PM
what are you looking at?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 03, 2010, 06:43:46 PM
WOW, aren't you the bold one?  LOL   ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 04, 2010, 09:47:55 AM
who's being bold?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 04, 2010, 11:10:41 AM
Can we all be bold?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 11:11:19 AM
Why not be bold?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 04, 2010, 12:14:39 PM
I prefer to be Italic - get it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 04, 2010, 01:21:02 PM
can you be Italic if your scotish?
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Post by: Merlin on January 04, 2010, 01:40:33 PM
Wouldn't that make you Italian?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 04, 2010, 01:48:34 PM
or would you be slanted?
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Post by: Merlin on January 04, 2010, 01:52:27 PM
Who told you I was slanted?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 04, 2010, 01:53:20 PM
Or are you just a scottish character that slaints to the right?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 02:23:46 PM
or are you Italian that tilts left?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 04, 2010, 03:27:23 PM
How do you know which way you tilt?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 03:30:33 PM
what way would you have me tilt your majesty?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 04, 2010, 06:26:11 PM
hmmm can we invent a sport called tilting men?
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Post by: Merlin on January 04, 2010, 06:30:23 PM
Is that like cow tipping?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 04, 2010, 07:04:44 PM
What would the rules be?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 04, 2010, 07:08:37 PM
Can we just make up the rules as we tilt along?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 07:12:25 PM
do we really need rules?
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Post by: Welsh Wench on January 04, 2010, 07:18:53 PM
How much would you tip a cow anyways? Two bucks?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 04, 2010, 07:20:34 PM
How much is 15% of the value of 2 quarts of milk?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 04, 2010, 07:21:02 PM
wouldn't it depend on the service or in this case the beef?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 07:42:01 PM
where's the beef?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 04, 2010, 07:43:15 PM
Is it time for a kilt check?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 04, 2010, 07:44:14 PM
will you wait till I don a kilt?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 04, 2010, 09:33:30 PM
will it take you long to figure out the front from of the kilt?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 04, 2010, 09:41:18 PM
Is anyone else tired of waiting???
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 04, 2010, 09:55:41 PM
 ;D Could it be James has suddenly become shy?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 04, 2010, 10:34:13 PM
Ave ye found yer kilt yet?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 04, 2010, 11:52:19 PM
does me kilt have tae be blackwatch?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 05, 2010, 08:25:17 AM
ladies does it matter the tartan of the kilt?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 05, 2010, 09:48:48 AM
Kilts have tartans?  ;)
(guess I am always too busy checking kilts to notice the tartan)  :o ;D
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 05, 2010, 11:34:19 AM
I thought we only checked what was UNDER the kilt??
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 05, 2010, 11:36:10 AM
and how many blue ribbons have you found?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 05, 2010, 11:39:36 AM
who said i have ever kilt checked anyone?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 05, 2010, 01:54:13 PM
Isn't it best to sometimes just image them all with blue ribbons and not bother looking?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 05, 2010, 02:10:19 PM
Aye one would think so, wouldn't you say?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 05, 2010, 05:02:47 PM
What is the standard to award a blue ribbon?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 05, 2010, 05:05:53 PM
Would not the ladies know?
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Post by: gusjodi on January 05, 2010, 11:38:25 PM
I've heard there are 3 ways to do a kilt check, is this true?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 06, 2010, 08:21:24 AM
does anyone know of all the ways to check a kilt?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 06, 2010, 07:21:18 PM
should I be gettin a kilt then?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 06, 2010, 08:55:32 PM
why wouldn't you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 06, 2010, 09:02:45 PM
anyone have a spare kilt?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 07, 2010, 08:10:05 AM
do i look like i wear a kilt?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 07, 2010, 09:24:50 AM
Why don't you have a kilt yet?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 07, 2010, 10:36:50 AM
Because you didn't buy me one?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 07, 2010, 12:03:17 PM
Shouldn't be all be self sufficient by now?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 07, 2010, 12:11:13 PM
true, but what are you doing Feb 13?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 07, 2010, 12:21:48 PM
I'm going to a girlfriends 30th bday, how about you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 07, 2010, 12:35:53 PM
I might be shopping who wants to go with me?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 07, 2010, 12:36:26 PM
Would it be to much if the cat brought a rose? (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/aBlueKnight/02/sly2.gif) LOL
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Post by: LordEustace on January 07, 2010, 12:41:57 PM
did you know a rose is a rose?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 07, 2010, 02:02:35 PM
...and, a horse is a horse, of course, right?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 07, 2010, 02:04:08 PM
If a rose is a rose, a horse is a horse, then why do I not feel like me?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 07, 2010, 02:05:34 PM
Did your hand go numb?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 07, 2010, 02:36:19 PM
Which is better, a homemade kilt or a bought one?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 07, 2010, 05:02:50 PM
it depends - you should get a bought one? like a Utilikilt?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 07, 2010, 07:14:02 PM
Would you make me one if I told you it was better?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 07, 2010, 09:12:45 PM
depends would you teach me how to run the sewing machine?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 07, 2010, 10:47:11 PM
you ever try using an original Singer sewing machine, the one with the peddle you had to push with  your foot several times?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 08, 2010, 09:44:35 AM
Are hand-made kilts put together on a sewing machine?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 08, 2010, 11:08:31 AM
didn't you know if they're hand made you sew them by hand?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 08, 2010, 02:18:20 PM
Doesn't it depend on a persons definition of handmade?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 08, 2010, 04:41:25 PM
doesn't hand made = not store purchased
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Post by: PurpleDragon on January 08, 2010, 09:11:01 PM
Don't you have to purchase the materials before you can make it by hand?
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Post by: Merlin on January 08, 2010, 09:18:10 PM
Why not borrow them?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 08, 2010, 11:32:28 PM
it wouldn't be right, i mean how would you feel, making a kilt, with borrow materials?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 09, 2010, 08:16:26 AM
To be truly hand-made, do you have to raise the sheep yourself?
baaaaa baaaa
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Post by: LordEustace on January 09, 2010, 09:49:48 AM
i'd say, yeah, raise the sheep, then make the kilt?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 09, 2010, 01:11:41 PM
but wouldn't that make it a sheep made kilt?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 09, 2010, 02:40:37 PM
nah, it'd be a woolen kilt?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 09, 2010, 08:10:37 PM
Does this mean you will be making me a kilt my dear?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 09, 2010, 09:23:17 PM
For it to be truly home made, doesn't it have to be made in the home of the wearer?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 09, 2010, 09:40:28 PM
should the wearer be home?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 09, 2010, 09:43:12 PM
Is the key left under the mat?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 09, 2010, 09:51:00 PM
Maybe I should just leave the door unlocked?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 09, 2010, 10:23:35 PM
are you sure it's safe to do that?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 10, 2010, 12:00:51 AM
the key is under the mat, if i can find where home is at?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 11, 2010, 06:53:59 AM
I was watching an NBC program last night about car and house thefts; so, should you be leaving things unlocked?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 08:29:37 AM
Could I just knock?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 09:18:17 AM
Isn't it too COLD for spiders in MN in January?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 09:38:42 AM
are they not suposed to be sleeping?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 11, 2010, 10:04:04 AM
Why would a spider do that?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 11, 2010, 10:42:55 AM
Spider-Man might be able to do it, so why not a spider?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 11, 2010, 01:00:00 PM
How can anyone even compare Spiderman with a spider?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 01:02:56 PM
Wasn't Spiderman bitten by a spider?  Would you like to knock, or just walk on in?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 01:56:51 PM
which would you prefer?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 11, 2010, 02:03:44 PM
I'd prefer you two sword fight?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 11, 2010, 03:56:58 PM
Ooh, who's sword fighting?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 06:16:14 PM
who wants to  ;D?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 06:20:43 PM
What happened to the post about spiders running rampant?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 06:31:45 PM
Do spiders run rampant? I thought politicians ran that?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 11, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
do you really expect an answer to that?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 06:52:39 PM
Can we go back to asking about kilts now?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 06:56:51 PM
Are you going to answer me on the location of my kilt?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 11, 2010, 06:59:12 PM
your kilt might be in Scotland, why don't you go check?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 07:00:37 PM
Are you trying to say that we should take this flirting to the singles thread?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:01:46 PM
wait, theres a singles thread?  lol
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Post by: LordEustace on January 11, 2010, 07:10:43 PM
might be, go look for us, won't you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:12:26 PM
will you be a kind sir and check on that for us?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 07:13:14 PM
look for who? when did become hide and go seek? ;D
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 07:14:50 PM
Are you hiding something under your kilt?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:15:18 PM
are you offering to go seek? :o
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 07:16:35 PM
how can he be hiding if he doesn't have a kilt?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:17:24 PM
not hidden well is it?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 07:18:22 PM
Until we meet in the parking lot, isn't this all just make believe?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:19:42 PM
Are you saying what I am hiding isn't real?   ???
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 11, 2010, 07:23:08 PM
are you pretending to be hiding something real?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 11, 2010, 07:24:16 PM
Oh my, is that me blushing??? :-[
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 11, 2010, 07:25:00 PM
Dont you think that would make me look silly?

Dont you look good in red?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 11, 2010, 11:01:27 PM
did you ever see that movie Red Dragon?
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Post by: gusjodi on January 11, 2010, 11:28:41 PM
not yet, is it good?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on January 11, 2010, 11:43:56 PM
is what good?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 11, 2010, 11:49:50 PM
sauteed red dragon is it good?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 12, 2010, 10:22:00 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 12, 2010, 12:01:44 PM
i dunno, maybe she is?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 12, 2010, 12:16:15 PM
I love aunt Minnie, aren't her pies just the best??
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 12, 2010, 01:04:01 PM
I really like the lemon ones dont you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 12, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
Aunt Minnie has pies?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 12, 2010, 01:05:14 PM
you had one of her pies?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 12, 2010, 01:05:46 PM
NO, may I try one?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 12, 2010, 01:07:24 PM
Does she make Shoo fly pie?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 12, 2010, 01:46:14 PM
have you ever seen a shoe fly?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 12, 2010, 01:56:14 PM
Shoes?  I thought it was pigs flying?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 12, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
Silly rabbit tricks are for kids, aren't they?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 12, 2010, 02:03:01 PM
I like tricks, does that make me a kid?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 12, 2010, 02:36:04 PM
no, i think it makes you a silly rabbit, right?
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Post by: holierthanthou on January 12, 2010, 04:36:57 PM
Dost thou mean Trix or Tricks?  ::)
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 12, 2010, 04:46:35 PM
both?
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Post by: LadyAnn on January 12, 2010, 06:01:03 PM
Why not?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 12, 2010, 08:41:26 PM
no reason i can think of, how about you?
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Post by: holierthanthou on January 12, 2010, 10:19:50 PM
Should we confer with the Cardinal?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 12, 2010, 10:27:34 PM
Does Cardinal John like tricks?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 12, 2010, 10:39:08 PM
Does he like Trix?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 12, 2010, 10:46:21 PM
Would Trixie be a good courtesan name?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 12, 2010, 10:56:18 PM
sure, why not?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 13, 2010, 10:05:51 AM
Would it be her name or occupation?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 13, 2010, 10:21:02 AM
Could it be both?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 13, 2010, 12:09:29 PM
Doesn't it sound like a bit of a low class hooker name vs a high class courtesan name?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 13, 2010, 12:18:50 PM
It could be, dont you think?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 13, 2010, 12:29:51 PM
I'm new, am I allowed to think?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 13, 2010, 12:39:44 PM
maybe, can you think for yourself?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 13, 2010, 02:49:29 PM
Would you agree with that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 13, 2010, 04:15:07 PM
Oh dear, has the government already installed the "can't think for themselves" software in all of our brains already??
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 13, 2010, 06:34:11 PM
Well I for one am protesting that sort of software.  Shall we all gather at the river?
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Post by: LadyAnn on January 13, 2010, 06:54:37 PM
Which river are we meeting at?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 13, 2010, 06:56:13 PM
Would it be the one full of kool-aid?
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Post by: LadyAnn on January 13, 2010, 07:00:13 PM
What about the RUM river? ;D
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 13, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
could we mix them together?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 13, 2010, 07:05:11 PM
Rum and Kool-aid river that would work would it not?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 13, 2010, 08:20:24 PM
Have you ever tried vodka and kool-aid? Its great if you freeze it. Slushies anyone?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 13, 2010, 08:46:07 PM
Lady Raven, I do like how you think, how good is it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 13, 2010, 09:46:05 PM
would you get off her brain wave?
:P
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 06:22:03 AM
Are you saying I'm riding her wave?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 07:21:22 AM
Is it the wave you want to ride?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 07:42:18 AM
Are you giving me choices?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 14, 2010, 07:54:34 AM
why would there be choices?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 08:12:55 AM
Can you imagine a world without choices? And when did it become my wave?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 09:02:57 AM
Isn't a rose, by any other name (including a wave), still a rose?  ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 14, 2010, 09:07:36 AM
would a rose by any other name still smell as sweet?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 09:27:32 AM
Wouldn't the depend on the "rose" in question?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 14, 2010, 09:31:36 AM
or would it depend on the smeller?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 09:41:37 AM
Could it depend on both?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 14, 2010, 09:52:31 AM
why not?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 09:56:33 AM
Have you ever smelled a stinky rose?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 10:29:57 AM
Is there such a thing as a stinky rose?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 10:34:22 AM
Do we know anyone with a rose garden who could answer this for us?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 10:42:06 AM
If we do, we would find you there, would we not?  ;)
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 10:50:02 AM
That depends, are they making vodka/kool aid slushies?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 10:53:30 AM
rum/kool aid slushies, I have a rose garden, dont you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 11:02:33 AM
Are we making requests?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 11:05:10 AM
we are making requests if your bringing the rum. Well?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 11:18:43 AM
When do we plan on starting this slushie party?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 14, 2010, 12:17:54 PM
Ooh, can we have raspberry and grape slushies?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 14, 2010, 12:32:30 PM
hmmm are you really having a slushie party?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 12:33:39 PM
who is bringing the rasberries?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 12:34:13 PM
We are in the midst of planning it, would you like to help?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 12:36:23 PM
Quote from: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 12:33:39 PM
who is bringing the rasberries?

That Depends, who's belly is getting assaulted by the rasberries
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 14, 2010, 01:19:46 PM
why not James?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 14, 2010, 05:20:45 PM
I have my blender, do you have yours?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 14, 2010, 05:51:51 PM
I have rum do you?
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Post by: LadyAnn on January 14, 2010, 06:22:25 PM
I do, would you like some?
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Post by: ArielCallista on January 14, 2010, 08:23:31 PM
Can I have rum?!?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 14, 2010, 08:37:47 PM
would you dance for some?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 14, 2010, 09:16:12 PM
What type of dance would you like? :-*
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 15, 2010, 05:43:42 AM
Hmm, what type are you offering?   :-*
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 15, 2010, 07:43:49 AM
can you do the watusi?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 15, 2010, 08:00:40 AM
can you teach the watusi?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 15, 2010, 09:30:45 AM
Where did the Watusi originate?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 15, 2010, 09:33:32 AM
What exactly is the Watusi?  Has anyone ever seen this done?
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Post by: holierthanthou on January 15, 2010, 11:04:27 AM
Can your eyes burn from watching the Watusi?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 15, 2010, 11:21:08 AM
The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda.

Does that answer the question? LMAO!
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 15, 2010, 12:35:18 PM
Well aren't you truly well informed??
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 15, 2010, 12:35:30 PM
but how is it done?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 15, 2010, 12:35:43 PM
the question is do you know how to dance it
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2010, 12:45:58 PM
I did the watusi in the 1960s; although, I was a small boy at the time, yes?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 15, 2010, 01:28:06 PM
Well maybe if someone teaches us, we could get the Watusi to have a come back?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 15, 2010, 02:19:12 PM
A comeback of sorts I suppose.  Now, would anyone that knows this dance please raise their hands?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 15, 2010, 04:50:51 PM
Would someone teach me?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 15, 2010, 05:24:11 PM
how hard are you to teach?
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Post by: lady M on January 15, 2010, 06:47:34 PM
What is the "Watusi"?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 15, 2010, 07:21:05 PM
Are you saying you cant teach me if its hard?   :o
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 15, 2010, 07:25:05 PM
For Lady M:

The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda.

Teaching isnt hard is it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 15, 2010, 11:50:08 PM
would that depend on how good the teacher is or how quick the student is?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 16, 2010, 03:31:15 AM
could it just depend on how much rum and tequella they have drank?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 16, 2010, 06:05:28 AM
I'm getting thirsty.Do we have to keep bringing up rum?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 16, 2010, 07:18:01 AM
Are you a big rum drinker?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 16, 2010, 09:10:31 AM
Well then what do you want to ask about?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 16, 2010, 09:26:16 AM
I want to ask how YOU doin'?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 16, 2010, 10:45:33 AM
I am doing well lad, thanks for asking.  Has been a hard 6 months but things are turning around.  Now, where did I leave that bottle of Rum?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 16, 2010, 01:13:35 PM
you left it in the cabinet, me thinks?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 16, 2010, 01:50:49 PM
Which cabinet?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 16, 2010, 04:58:05 PM
is it in your cabinet?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 16, 2010, 05:56:24 PM
uhhh the right one?
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Post by: lady M on January 16, 2010, 06:29:47 PM
no, I think the left one?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 16, 2010, 07:02:44 PM
Will it be in the lower cabinet or the upper cabinet?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 16, 2010, 07:03:19 PM
perhaps the lower one?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 16, 2010, 07:42:27 PM
was it the green one?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 16, 2010, 08:49:41 PM
How many cabinets do you have?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 16, 2010, 10:07:46 PM
I have 10, or is it 12?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 16, 2010, 10:16:09 PM
don't you know?

(James nice update)
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 16, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
Should I go count them?
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Post by: Merlin on January 17, 2010, 08:58:28 AM
Can't you guestimate?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 17, 2010, 09:39:29 AM
I like things to be accurate, don't you?
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Post by: Merlin on January 17, 2010, 09:44:47 AM
Is that important?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 17, 2010, 10:13:13 AM
If it is to you.  Would you not care for it better?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 18, 2010, 12:21:37 PM
If it is important to you, then shouldn't it be important to me?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 18, 2010, 12:44:59 PM
Would it bother anyone if it wasn't?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 18, 2010, 12:51:35 PM
would it bother you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 18, 2010, 02:41:04 PM
Why let idiots bother you? Doesn't that make you an idiot too?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 18, 2010, 02:44:13 PM
Who wants bbq?
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Post by: Merlin on January 18, 2010, 02:51:38 PM
Can I have chicken?
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Post by: Chuck'n M'Crack on January 18, 2010, 03:02:58 PM
 :D Can I have some chicken legs? ???
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Post by: Merlin on January 18, 2010, 03:04:23 PM
Have you looked in the mirror lately?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 18, 2010, 03:46:56 PM
Aren't mirrors over rated anyway?
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Post by: Merlin on January 18, 2010, 04:18:35 PM
Are my mirrors rated?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 18, 2010, 04:20:37 PM
Do helicopters eat their young?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 18, 2010, 07:44:15 PM
yeah they do. you never saw a helicopter eat its young before?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 18, 2010, 08:01:16 PM
Have you ever seen a young helicopter?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 18, 2010, 10:56:09 PM
yeah, have you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 19, 2010, 09:50:58 AM
whos ready for spring?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 09:53:50 AM
Why? Is it cold where you are?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 09:58:37 AM
Does it get cold at your faire?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on January 19, 2010, 10:13:15 AM
Who loves faire?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 10:28:48 AM
Who doesn't love faire?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 10:41:47 AM
Do you love a cold faire?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 10:53:19 AM
Is it fun to be cold?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 10:55:12 AM
Should we ask Margaret Thatcher?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 19, 2010, 11:25:42 AM
You would think the Iron Maiden would know, would you not?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 11:42:09 AM
Maybe Ozzy Osbourn?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
BTW, what is Ozzy's real first name?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 12:18:37 PM
Quote from: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 12:06:41 PM
BTW, what is Ozzy's real first name?

Would it be John Michael?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 19, 2010, 12:23:59 PM
are you sure?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 12:25:58 PM
Have I met Ozzy before?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 19, 2010, 12:27:03 PM
do you have more information?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 19, 2010, 01:09:36 PM
did you know Iron Maiden is one of my favorite bands?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 01:10:43 PM
Do you have all their albums?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 01:36:36 PM
Which is your favorite album?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 01:37:10 PM
Do they still make albums?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 01:57:04 PM
What's an album?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 02:04:21 PM
Does it have pictures in it?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 02:08:29 PM
ooooh ... what kind of pictures?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 02:15:33 PM
Pictures of egg whites, maybe?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 02:18:24 PM
Why not the yokes?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 02:39:03 PM
Why not scramble them together and we do not have to choose?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 02:49:55 PM
Are you suggesting we make an omelet?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 02:50:23 PM
Why egg whites - isn't the plural of album, albumen?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 02:53:53 PM
Can I get my omelet with ham, cheese and peppers?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 02:56:32 PM
That depends, are you going to supply the ham, cheese and peppers?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 03:02:20 PM
Who's cooking?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 03:03:15 PM
Does she look like a ham, cheese and pepper supplier to you?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 03:10:48 PM
I'll cook.  What time does everyone want dinner?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 03:13:33 PM
How about 6:00?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 03:18:48 PM
6:00 works for me, do I need to bring anything with me?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 03:24:52 PM
Can you bring some friends?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2010, 03:25:56 PM
Will there also be bisquits and hash browns?
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Post by: Merlin on January 19, 2010, 03:26:48 PM
Why not have sandwiches instead?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 19, 2010, 03:30:39 PM
who likes rye bread?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 03:39:31 PM
Can we have egg salad sandwiches? How many people should we invite?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 19, 2010, 03:45:09 PM
about 500?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 19, 2010, 03:45:57 PM
Does everyone agree, the more the merrier?
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Post by: gusjodi on January 19, 2010, 05:36:58 PM
Can we have fondu too?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 06:08:54 PM
Since we have moved to the topic of food, what are we going to have to wash it down with?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 19, 2010, 06:37:09 PM
Since Lady Betty has taken all mine, can we have lots of rum?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 19, 2010, 06:45:22 PM
how did I know this would be brought back to rum?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 19, 2010, 06:48:14 PM
I do apologise, but didn't you mention something about washing it down?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 19, 2010, 09:33:40 PM
would milk help wash it down?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 19, 2010, 09:48:59 PM
Ooo can I have cookies with my milk?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 19, 2010, 10:03:28 PM
if i give you some of my oreos can i have a drink of your milk?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 19, 2010, 10:41:03 PM
you won't drink it all will you?
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Post by: holierthanthou on January 20, 2010, 03:20:23 AM
What kind of Milk?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 20, 2010, 08:18:15 AM
anyone want Chocolate milk?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 20, 2010, 08:29:35 AM
Can I have some?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 20, 2010, 11:49:57 AM
some what?!?!?!?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 20, 2010, 12:30:52 PM
should we tell him?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 12:33:43 PM
Maybe he will figure it out on his own?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 20, 2010, 12:37:09 PM
Do you think I need help?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 20, 2010, 12:53:43 PM
do you need help?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 02:05:07 PM
Why would he need help?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 02:17:11 PM
who needs help?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 02:20:13 PM
Did you read below?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 02:26:34 PM
There is nothing below, did you mean above? LOL ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
LOL doesn't end in a question, now does it?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 04:31:27 PM
for me it is below! Do I really do eveything different then everyone else? =)
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 04:42:11 PM
Maybe? Could it be your mothers fault?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 06:31:18 PM
Have you met my mother?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 06:36:51 PM
Do you really want me to meet your mother?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 20, 2010, 06:38:03 PM
Should we all meet your mother?  What would she tell us about you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2010, 06:47:59 PM
I'm hungry, does your mother cook?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 07:00:45 PM
Does she make good grilled cheese sandwiches?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 20, 2010, 07:13:01 PM
What kind of cheese do you like?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 07:19:17 PM
My Favorite is pepperjack, Would you like to try my mothers mean pepper jack grilled cheese sandwich??
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 07:21:32 PM
on wheat or rye?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 20, 2010, 07:31:15 PM
How could Wheat be compared with Rye?
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Post by: Merlin on January 20, 2010, 07:50:42 PM
Who likes rye bread?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 20, 2010, 08:08:16 PM
I dont like rye bread, but should I have tried it first before passing judgment?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 20, 2010, 08:23:27 PM
Naw, I dont like it either, can we get white?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 20, 2010, 08:29:48 PM
Is white an option?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 20, 2010, 08:50:35 PM
Is that PC?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 20, 2010, 08:52:52 PM
Do we HAVE to be PC?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 20, 2010, 08:54:00 PM
Isn't that the climate?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 06:51:07 AM
Are we not ourselves, and able to call white bread, well, white bread?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2010, 06:55:59 AM
I'll eat rye bread as long as someone else makes the sandwich, yes?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 08:11:14 AM
I'll glady make the sandwhich, What else would you like on it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 21, 2010, 08:13:52 AM
can i have the sandwhich without the bread?(i've tried rye i don't like it)
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 08:30:46 AM
How about a healthy wheat or white wrap?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 21, 2010, 10:40:11 AM
grilled cheese wrap! Can I have mine on wheat please?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 10:53:39 AM
If I am grilling them does it not make it more of a quesadilla?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 21, 2010, 11:10:27 AM
You might call it that, perhaps?
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Post by: ArielCallista on January 21, 2010, 11:38:51 AM
isn't it the shape of the end product that would define whether its a grilled cheese wrap or a quesadilla?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 11:51:05 AM
May I have two?

* speaking of shape, Hi Ariel....:) *
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 21, 2010, 11:53:30 AM
Can you eat that much?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 11:53:59 AM
One is not enough for you Sir James?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 21, 2010, 12:27:28 PM
is one enough to start with?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 21, 2010, 12:28:05 PM
Can we have something to wash it down with?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2010, 12:35:13 PM
Too late as I have had my sandwich for lunch today; is that okay?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 12:46:49 PM
One could be enough, are they large sandwiches?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 01:48:00 PM
I thought some one was bringing the rum?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 01:55:36 PM
I believe to qote you before..."are we back to rum again"?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 21, 2010, 02:15:41 PM
alright how did we get back to Rum?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 21, 2010, 02:38:23 PM
Come on people, on these forums do we ever leave the topic of rum??
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 21, 2010, 03:23:08 PM
To agree with Lady E, is it ever a bad time to discuss Rum?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2010, 03:37:03 PM
When the rum discussion is over can we talk of scotch?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 04:42:35 PM
If not scotch, maybe Irish Creme?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 21, 2010, 05:12:57 PM
Kailua?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 06:20:35 PM
is that as good in coffee?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 21, 2010, 08:09:40 PM
What kind of coffee?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 21, 2010, 08:11:50 PM
How about some Earl Grey Tea?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 21, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
Decaf is out right?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 21, 2010, 08:14:40 PM
should it be?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 21, 2010, 08:22:29 PM
Is that the way auhh auhhh you like it?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 21, 2010, 08:34:46 PM
Is decaf really coffee?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 21, 2010, 09:08:46 PM
how would i Know do i look like i drink coffee?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 21, 2010, 11:58:59 PM
do you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 22, 2010, 12:09:22 AM
should she?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 22, 2010, 06:14:43 AM
Can we go back to the rum?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 22, 2010, 06:40:06 AM
Spiced or coconut?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on January 22, 2010, 07:44:41 AM
Can't we have both?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 22, 2010, 07:55:13 AM
would someone move the radio?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 22, 2010, 08:01:37 AM
Wait, we have a radio?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 22, 2010, 08:13:23 AM
What's that?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 22, 2010, 08:28:12 AM
what's that scary looking guy with an axe behind you Pat?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 22, 2010, 08:38:36 AM
I don't know, could you tell me?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2010, 10:27:38 AM
Maybe, he has an axe to grind with you?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 22, 2010, 11:54:40 AM
Do you think he wants to axe you a question? ::)
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 22, 2010, 11:58:18 AM
Does the axe make him older?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 22, 2010, 12:12:35 PM
I don't know, why don't you axe him?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 22, 2010, 12:28:35 PM
Does he look as if he is in the mood for answering questions?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2010, 12:35:45 PM
Isn't an axe also a sax?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 22, 2010, 12:50:48 PM
Can you play a song on an axe?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 22, 2010, 01:00:02 PM
I've heard of people playing a saw, but an axe?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 22, 2010, 01:04:17 PM
Do you think one could learn to play an axe?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 22, 2010, 01:34:29 PM
Do you think the lyrics would be a little to chopped up to read?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 22, 2010, 02:34:40 PM
Is the axe a Fender or Gibson?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 22, 2010, 04:07:22 PM
An "axe" guitar can be any type as long as it may be used as an axe on stage correct?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 22, 2010, 05:18:45 PM
i love axe guitars, did you know that?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 22, 2010, 05:43:42 PM
I was unaware, do you play?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 22, 2010, 10:05:52 PM
Do you play with a band, or do you play with yourself?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 23, 2010, 08:03:36 AM
Doesn't Everyone play with themselves in some way?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 23, 2010, 08:27:21 AM
Isn't playing with yourself fun?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 23, 2010, 08:31:05 AM
Dont you find group play fun?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 23, 2010, 01:49:07 PM
Are you getting dirty?
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Post by: dott1 on January 23, 2010, 02:44:28 PM
Don't all rennies live in the gutter?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 23, 2010, 04:19:04 PM
I know I love living in the gutter, so ladies, hit me up won't you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 23, 2010, 04:32:53 PM
Arent we all what we do?
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Post by: Merlin on January 23, 2010, 04:34:44 PM
What do I do?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 23, 2010, 06:28:21 PM
I dunno do you?
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Post by: Merlin on January 23, 2010, 06:33:55 PM
Are we neighbors?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 23, 2010, 11:18:57 PM
Lord Eustace are you sure you want us to hit you? (some of us swing pretty hard)
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 07:57:55 AM
No hitting here, but how yaz be with petting there my lady?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 24, 2010, 01:19:36 PM
don't blame me did he not say hit him?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 24, 2010, 01:25:34 PM
Did he say as hard as you can?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 24, 2010, 01:30:45 PM
did he really say how hard or not to hit him?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 24, 2010, 03:52:04 PM
Can I get in on this game, ... oh yeah, I already am aren't I?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 03:54:01 PM
Did he get hit or not?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 04:14:54 PM
Hit with what?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 24, 2010, 04:18:55 PM
I believe he was "hit on" ... does that count?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 24, 2010, 05:13:03 PM
How are we scoring it?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 24, 2010, 05:53:18 PM
do we need to keep score?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 05:57:49 PM
who scored?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 06:00:05 PM
Is this a game?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 06:01:46 PM
game of what?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 24, 2010, 06:33:48 PM
Haven't you been reading?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 06:47:33 PM
Who reads? What is this...1865?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 06:57:29 PM
you mean it isnt 1533?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 06:58:45 PM
Do you read?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 24, 2010, 07:07:26 PM
don't you?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 07:09:03 PM
Why not wait for the DVD?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 24, 2010, 07:14:41 PM
They put it on a dvd?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 24, 2010, 07:16:12 PM
Can I get it on blu ray?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 07:17:16 PM
Is BluRay better?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 24, 2010, 07:27:45 PM
Have you ever tired it?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 24, 2010, 07:35:01 PM
I've tried lots of things,haven't you?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 07:40:01 PM
What are we talking about?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 07:40:10 PM
What have you tried?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 24, 2010, 08:06:21 PM
Have you tried what I am doing now?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 08:07:24 PM
Can I go to bed now?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 24, 2010, 08:10:05 PM
Do you want to?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 08:12:18 PM
Do I have to work tomorrow?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 24, 2010, 08:21:36 PM
Can you play hookie?
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Post by: Merlin on January 24, 2010, 08:25:41 PM
Do I even have work tomorrow?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 24, 2010, 10:27:25 PM
you could call in sick and have a free day, yanno?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 25, 2010, 05:51:22 AM
Are the days really free?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 25, 2010, 08:26:59 AM
may I have a diet coke please?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 25, 2010, 08:39:24 AM
sure why not?
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Post by: Ditzy Gypsy on January 25, 2010, 08:55:06 AM
Isn't diet coke just as unhealthy as regular?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 25, 2010, 09:12:14 AM
Are any of us really free?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 25, 2010, 10:19:33 AM
freedom can be taken away, didn't you know that?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2010, 10:59:43 AM
Did my forefather, William Wallace, fight for freedom?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 25, 2010, 11:00:58 AM
Freedom is never free, is it?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 25, 2010, 01:22:14 PM
Doesn't it always come with a high price?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 25, 2010, 01:30:43 PM
Didn't we learn from Janis, that Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 25, 2010, 01:40:19 PM
Are you a big JJ fan?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 25, 2010, 02:10:45 PM
Janis Joplin, :) yes, but isn't there another JJ that used to day DYNOMITE!
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 25, 2010, 02:26:49 PM
doesn't free mean no longer captive against ones will?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 25, 2010, 02:38:14 PM
Aren't we free if we believe we are in our minds?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 25, 2010, 03:32:03 PM
Then would that also mean that I am Garth, Lord of the Universe?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 25, 2010, 03:41:27 PM
LOL. Are you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 25, 2010, 03:51:11 PM
Wow, was that taken to the limits or what?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 25, 2010, 09:22:02 PM
Isn't life best when it is taken to the limit?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 26, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
i prefer a life of laid-back, and easy going, you know?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 26, 2010, 06:18:59 AM
Wasn't it Mr Don Henley who said it best?  (Take it, to the limit, One more tiiiimmmmeee....)
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 26, 2010, 08:09:05 AM
You do realize that if you arent living on the edge that your taking up to much room, dont yaz?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2010, 08:37:54 AM
When you sit on the edge aren't you likely to cut off circulation to your legs?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 26, 2010, 11:18:49 AM
i thought when you're sitting on the edge, somebody could easily shove you off, and you'd fall to your doom?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 26, 2010, 12:09:47 PM
Hurry to meet death, before your place is taken, dont yaz know?  LMAO!
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2010, 12:13:24 PM
Is it alright if somebody does take my place?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 26, 2010, 01:24:21 PM
Is it worth while to take your place?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 26, 2010, 02:27:33 PM
who wants to stand on the cliff when you can spread your wings and fly?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2010, 02:39:54 PM
Do I look like somebody who would stand on a cliff unless I could fly?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 26, 2010, 02:54:28 PM
I don't know would you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2010, 03:13:18 PM
Would I what?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 26, 2010, 03:29:14 PM
what would you do?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 26, 2010, 06:57:17 PM
Have you done it before?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 26, 2010, 07:02:07 PM
Weren't you watching?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on January 26, 2010, 07:09:10 PM
Did I miss something?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 26, 2010, 07:16:21 PM
were you not paying attention?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 26, 2010, 07:56:56 PM
How much does attention cost?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 26, 2010, 08:17:57 PM
Do you have change?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 26, 2010, 08:56:05 PM
can change be good?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 26, 2010, 10:12:21 PM
good news is certainly a change from all the crap i've been seeing and hearing on the news everyday.
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 27, 2010, 06:48:03 AM
Aren't you responding on the wrong thread?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 27, 2010, 08:53:03 AM
is this the questionarie thread?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 09:35:22 AM
That depends, do you have a question about rum?




(sorry couln't resist getting back to the rum  :P topic )
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 27, 2010, 09:41:47 AM
is there still questions about rum?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 09:47:07 AM
Yes there is, why is the rum gone?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 10:03:17 AM
Is there not always questions about rum?
Who has it?
What type is it?
How much is left?
Can I have some?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 10:11:53 AM
Do you all think Teach would have the answers to these question?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 27, 2010, 10:41:40 AM
Does Teach teach about rum?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 10:55:21 AM
Why can't we ask him?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 11:23:16 AM
Why should you ask him?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 11:58:40 AM
Doesn't he have the answers we all are looking for?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 27, 2010, 11:59:38 AM
Maybe, but does he have the rum?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 12:56:50 PM
Probably, but who's brave enough to ask him about it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 27, 2010, 01:59:25 PM
Why not make a citizen's arrest and confiscate the rum?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 27, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
Do you want to be the citizen?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 02:31:51 PM
Do we really need tae arrest him?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 02:45:06 PM
Who are we wanting to arrest?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 02:51:37 PM
A rum runner I believe?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 03:21:36 PM
Isn't dangerous to run with rum?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 27, 2010, 03:24:33 PM
Why would you need to run if you had the rum?
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Post by: Merlin on January 27, 2010, 03:25:22 PM
Could you run if you had enough rum?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 03:27:08 PM
How much is enough?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 27, 2010, 03:32:54 PM
Is there ever enough rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 04:11:19 PM
Can you stand after enough rum?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 04:12:58 PM
Have you ever seen some one who has had enough rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 04:24:16 PM
Hum, well dont you think it is hard to tell when they are asleep?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 27, 2010, 04:28:07 PM
If you have rum when you fall asleep, will there still be rum when you awaken?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 04:28:18 PM
If they are asleep does that not mean they have had enough?
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Post by: Merlin on January 27, 2010, 04:30:11 PM
Could they just be tired?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Betty Munro on January 27, 2010, 04:35:05 PM
What could make one so tired as to fall asleep with rum waiting to be drank?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 04:40:52 PM
Tequella?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 27, 2010, 04:46:28 PM
you drank to much tequella b/4 the rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 27, 2010, 05:15:27 PM
Aren't you supposed too?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 27, 2010, 05:33:25 PM
What if I mix the tequila and rum?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 27, 2010, 08:12:09 PM
Would you not get ill?
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Post by: Merlin on January 27, 2010, 08:25:20 PM
Are we concerned about illness?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 27, 2010, 09:14:44 PM
are you?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 27, 2010, 09:27:48 PM
Is it liquor before beer or beer before liquor?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 28, 2010, 06:48:13 AM
In regard to what?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 28, 2010, 08:15:06 AM
Can you say "Liquor gets you sicker quicker" 3x fast?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 28, 2010, 10:23:32 AM
Who mixes beer and liquor?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 28, 2010, 10:42:50 AM
Have you heard of mixing ginger beer with vodka?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 28, 2010, 11:38:27 AM
Have you never had a shot and a beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on January 28, 2010, 11:50:26 AM
Anyone for stout and a glass of scotch?
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Post by: Merlin on January 28, 2010, 11:57:41 AM
Do you have some to share?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on January 28, 2010, 12:02:37 PM
Do you have a head count?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 28, 2010, 12:04:47 PM
Will someone put my name in the hat?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 28, 2010, 12:30:00 PM
Did somebody say, "boilermaker"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 28, 2010, 12:31:01 PM
Can I have an Irish Car Bomb please?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 28, 2010, 12:41:35 PM
I've never heard of that, whats in it?
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Post by: ArielCallista on January 28, 2010, 02:51:58 PM
How do people come up with these drink names?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 28, 2010, 03:05:49 PM
Current events and an active imagination?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 28, 2010, 04:54:35 PM
So that's where those names come from?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 28, 2010, 05:22:21 PM
Is that the same formula parents use to come up with names for their children?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 28, 2010, 07:04:38 PM
I wonder if my parents were really that creative?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 28, 2010, 07:39:25 PM
I wonder, were mine really just drunk?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 28, 2010, 07:44:00 PM
Who's drunk?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 28, 2010, 07:46:22 PM
would that explain some things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Betty Munro on January 28, 2010, 07:52:42 PM
I just want to know ... what was I drinking?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 28, 2010, 07:55:46 PM
is it safe to assume rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 28, 2010, 08:02:51 PM
Rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Betty Munro on January 28, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
Who has rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 28, 2010, 08:46:17 PM
Shall I check if I still have some?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 28, 2010, 11:06:40 PM
i'll take a swig if you don't mind?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 29, 2010, 06:21:44 AM
are we drinking on here now?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 06:29:17 AM
No!........ do you want one?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 29, 2010, 09:10:42 AM
want one what?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2010, 10:14:46 AM
Where's the moderator??
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Post by: LordEustace on January 29, 2010, 10:16:59 AM
didn't you know a moderator is an instigator?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 10:43:47 AM
What are we instigating?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 10:56:54 AM
Does this have anything to do with wanting one?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 29, 2010, 11:33:50 AM
Where, Who?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 11:45:55 AM
Can we only have one?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 11:59:00 AM
Do you want more?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 12:17:45 PM
depends on what we're talking about doesn't it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 12:29:31 PM
What were we talking about?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 29, 2010, 12:44:09 PM
Were we talking about rum or scotch?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 12:46:41 PM
Thank you, who's pouring? 
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2010, 12:50:39 PM
Is anybody passing out the drinking vessels?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 12:55:08 PM
Wasn't we suppose to bring our own?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 12:56:16 PM
Here's my mug - Will you fill 'er up please?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 01:25:30 PM
May I borrow your mug too?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 29, 2010, 01:28:33 PM
only if you'll help me build a castle?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 01:30:51 PM
In whch style are we building it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2010, 01:42:41 PM
What do we do first - drink or build the castle?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 01:45:54 PM
shall we drink first, then build, then drink some more?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 01:49:16 PM
Can we drink and think of building a castle?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 01:50:40 PM
do you suppose we will not do that anyways once we start drinking?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2010, 01:52:27 PM
It makes you wonder, how did the castles get built at all?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 01:54:34 PM
Do you think it was by people who didn't drink?
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Post by: *Teach* on January 29, 2010, 01:59:57 PM
*Why would drinking rum slow down construction?*
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 02:02:20 PM
Why would you want to do anything else while drinking rum?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 02:03:33 PM
I'm much more creative when I've been drinking ... aren't you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2010, 02:05:06 PM
I dunno about creative, but I seem to be - I dunno - happier?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 29, 2010, 02:09:35 PM
can i go home now?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 02:10:26 PM
To whose home are you going?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on January 29, 2010, 02:14:56 PM
didn't you build a castle?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 02:20:39 PM
I don't think it has been built yet ... have you been drinking again?
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Post by: Ambrosine on January 29, 2010, 02:24:16 PM
Maybe the question is has he ever stopped drinking?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 29, 2010, 02:26:26 PM
he is a drunkard, didn't ya know?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 02:36:08 PM
Have he and I been formerly married?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on January 29, 2010, 03:27:38 PM
OK, is the guy with the castle single or what??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 29, 2010, 04:33:22 PM
don't you know? i thought you knew
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 29, 2010, 04:40:06 PM
what castle?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on January 29, 2010, 04:45:01 PM
i give up what Castle?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 29, 2010, 05:42:57 PM
were we discussing castles?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 29, 2010, 06:35:19 PM
i'm the guy with the castle, and yeah i'm single, didn't you know?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 07:37:22 PM
It's a CASTLE ... and there is RUM ... should we care if he's single?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 29, 2010, 07:42:02 PM
He has rum, why would it matter if he is single?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 07:56:16 PM
Would the amount of rum be the deciding factor?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 08:22:06 PM
Is it ok to drink his rum if you don't sleep in his castle?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 08:23:12 PM
If you drink too much of his rum wouldn't you pass out in his castle?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 08:34:37 PM
Can the Lord of the Castle be single then?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 29, 2010, 08:38:11 PM
why on earth would he not be single?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 08:39:40 PM
Well, why would a single man need such a large castle?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 08:41:05 PM
Cant single men have large homes to entertain in?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 29, 2010, 08:45:52 PM
Is it a scientific fact that empty spaces tend to fill?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 29, 2010, 08:47:05 PM
would that include my empty rum mug?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 30, 2010, 02:16:27 PM
Yes, empty things fill with with air at least, unless it's outerspace.
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 30, 2010, 08:30:28 PM
May I fill yer cup m'Lord?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 30, 2010, 08:51:39 PM
What you pouring lass?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 30, 2010, 09:22:57 PM
how about some wine for me?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 30, 2010, 09:28:34 PM
Would rum or wine be ok?
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Post by: Tammy on January 30, 2010, 09:39:42 PM
Can I have mead instead?
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Post by: Lady DArbanville on January 30, 2010, 09:47:36 PM
What kind of mead do you prefer?
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Post by: Tammy on January 30, 2010, 09:58:54 PM
If it's mead, could it NOT be preferred??  :D
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 31, 2010, 08:22:57 AM
what kind of mead do you have?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 31, 2010, 10:38:38 AM
OOOOHHHHH DO you have Blueberry Meade?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 31, 2010, 11:28:53 AM
who makes blueberry meade?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 31, 2010, 11:53:20 AM
yeah who does make blueberry meade?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 31, 2010, 12:55:41 PM
The muffin man?
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Post by: Betty Munro on January 31, 2010, 12:58:31 PM
Who has the recipe for Blueberry Meade?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 31, 2010, 01:20:43 PM
i dunno but if you'd like some, won't you come over?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on January 31, 2010, 02:23:06 PM
where are we going ?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 31, 2010, 03:03:09 PM
how about a renaissance fair?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 31, 2010, 03:04:06 PM
Do a lot of Ren Faires sell mead?
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Post by: Tammy on January 31, 2010, 04:05:26 PM
CRF in NC does, doesn't yours?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 31, 2010, 07:06:15 PM
did you know i wanna make and sell my own mead?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 07:06:49 PM
Is it hard to make?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 31, 2010, 07:59:00 PM
Can I test it?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 31, 2010, 08:16:37 PM
what test?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 08:18:13 PM
We're having a test?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2010, 08:20:21 PM
Will be graded against a curve?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 08:21:12 PM
can I be against a curve?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on January 31, 2010, 08:22:10 PM
I can slide around the curve cant I?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2010, 08:24:27 PM
Doesn't that seem a little dangerous?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 08:24:48 PM
Is it wrong to be dangerous?
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Post by: BryanPopp on January 31, 2010, 08:27:12 PM
What's life without a little danger?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 08:27:44 PM
I agree, wouldn't life be boring with it?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2010, 09:00:01 PM
Don't you know I am intrigued by danger?  :)
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on January 31, 2010, 09:11:18 PM
does anyone else find danger sexy?
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Post by: LordEustace on January 31, 2010, 10:29:42 PM
i like a little danger, i.e. sword fighting and what not, don't you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 06:48:58 AM
Isn't danger dangerous?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 01, 2010, 07:09:40 AM
What. . . are you afraid?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 07:54:51 AM
Is it fearful to be cautious?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 01, 2010, 08:21:24 AM
Whats your definition of cautious?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 01, 2010, 09:37:43 AM
or is it what your being cautious of?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 01, 2010, 09:59:09 AM
Can you be too cautious?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 01, 2010, 10:51:15 AM
What did you do wrong to make you be cautious?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 01, 2010, 11:05:17 AM
Does one have to be bad to be cautious?  ;)



*I'll never tell*
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 11:08:48 AM
Isn't it a part of being cautious wearing safety equipment to avoid injury - isn't this being cautious, but not fearful?
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Post by: Butch on February 01, 2010, 12:00:50 PM
What are you wearing to ask THAT?
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Post by: Lady DArbanville on February 01, 2010, 12:06:40 PM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 01, 2010, 12:14:46 PM
Just curious?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 12:23:48 PM
Is it your business that I'm wearing a suit and tie? :)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 01, 2010, 01:19:15 PM
Why would you put your own neck in a noose?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 01, 2010, 03:50:23 PM
Wouldn't armour be more safe than a suit and tie?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on February 01, 2010, 05:42:34 PM
Well what do u think?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 01, 2010, 05:47:22 PM
do you look good in a tie?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 01, 2010, 06:29:31 PM
depends, am I wearing anything else?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 01, 2010, 06:34:02 PM
You wear depends? 

(Sorry couldnt help myself.)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 06:43:03 PM
Is he a pants diaper or a dance piper?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 01, 2010, 06:44:22 PM
may I choose the latter of the two?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 01, 2010, 06:45:23 PM
Am I stopping you?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 01, 2010, 06:46:14 PM
What exactly is required of a dance piper?
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Post by: Tammy on February 02, 2010, 02:44:20 AM
I would think you'd be required to dance and play the pipe (flute), wouldn't you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 02, 2010, 07:14:11 AM
Are we dancing now?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 02, 2010, 07:27:56 AM
Is it the watusi?
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Post by: Butch on February 02, 2010, 07:51:54 AM
Can you show me how to dance the Watusi?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 02, 2010, 08:43:27 AM
What's the Watusi?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 02, 2010, 09:09:57 AM
have you not been paying attention?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 02, 2010, 10:46:23 AM
The Watusi is a solo dance that enjoyed brief popularity during the early 1960s. It was almost as popular as the Twist. Its name came from the Batutsi tribe of Rwanda. Didnt you know?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 02, 2010, 11:54:29 AM
Didn't Batman do the Batusi?
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Post by: Lady DArbanville on February 02, 2010, 11:58:25 AM
What's a Batusi?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 02, 2010, 12:05:42 PM
It's it a  Bat u see?
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 02, 2010, 12:39:39 PM
Where's the bat?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 02, 2010, 12:42:50 PM
Who's on first?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 02, 2010, 12:45:04 PM
What's on third?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 02, 2010, 12:54:54 PM
who's on second
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 02, 2010, 01:08:03 PM
I thought Who was on first and What was on second?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 02, 2010, 01:18:21 PM
I don't know but who's on third?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 02, 2010, 01:20:11 PM
NO, no, Who's supposed to be on First not Third?!
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 02, 2010, 01:29:35 PM
Will this ever end?
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Post by: *Teach* on February 02, 2010, 01:33:16 PM
*Isn't a better question, where's the fifth (of rum of course)?*
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 02, 2010, 01:45:19 PM
Wouldn't it be at home?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 02, 2010, 06:03:16 PM
would it be at your house?
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Post by: LordEustace on February 02, 2010, 06:12:11 PM
Quote from: Lady Raven on February 02, 2010, 01:29:35 PM
Will this ever end?
i kinda hope so, don't you?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 02, 2010, 06:48:38 PM
does that make you happy?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 06:40:45 AM
What, having a fifth or this ever ending?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 03, 2010, 07:14:41 AM
Why would it ever end?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 03, 2010, 07:43:38 AM
It's not dead yet?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 08:19:55 AM
No, who wants to see how long it will go?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 03, 2010, 09:21:22 AM
why stop now?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 03, 2010, 11:40:10 AM
Isn't it because Why has the Fifth of Gin?
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Post by: Lady DArbanville on February 03, 2010, 11:45:06 AM
Who has what?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 03, 2010, 11:50:15 AM
Really?  I thought Who had why and why had the fifth?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 12:25:01 PM
Who has the fifth?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 03, 2010, 12:36:12 PM
How did who get it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 03, 2010, 12:44:26 PM
Maybe who stole it from why?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 12:49:03 PM
Why?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 03, 2010, 01:30:22 PM
Wouldn't you have to ask why?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 01:55:33 PM
Who else would have asked why?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 03, 2010, 02:02:50 PM
Whoelse has joined the party?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 03, 2010, 02:06:26 PM
How many were you expecting?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 03, 2010, 02:43:39 PM
Will there be housewares for sale?
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Post by: holierthanthou on February 03, 2010, 03:34:01 PM
Are you looking to fix something?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 03, 2010, 08:15:00 PM
What broke?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 03, 2010, 08:33:02 PM
something broke???
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 03, 2010, 09:01:03 PM
Who broke what?
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Post by: LordEustace on February 03, 2010, 10:21:45 PM
you broke my sword, i think?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 03, 2010, 11:29:11 PM
Don't you know who broke it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 08:37:39 AM
Now that we've established that it's broken, can it be fixed?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 04, 2010, 08:52:28 AM
Who knows how to fix it?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 04, 2010, 09:23:36 AM
knowing it's broke is one thing, but how broke is it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 09:25:33 AM
This sounds like a committee on how to fix things, doesn't it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 04, 2010, 09:51:54 AM
do you need something fixed?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 04, 2010, 09:52:47 AM
Did you ask the committee?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 09:54:53 AM
Who's the chairperson of the Committee to Fix Things?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 04, 2010, 10:19:31 AM
Would he be the carpenter of the committee?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 04, 2010, 10:40:48 AM
Do we really need a committee?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 10:47:26 AM
As committees grow like fungus, isn't that an irrelevant question?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 04, 2010, 11:31:57 AM
Why would we need a committee for anything?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 04, 2010, 11:42:39 AM
Are we not strong enough to make decisions on our own?
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Post by: Finnian on February 04, 2010, 12:11:43 PM
Who is to say we are?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 04, 2010, 12:16:48 PM
Can who, whoever, why, and what join our committee?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 04, 2010, 12:19:20 PM
..or will we need a committee to decide how to form our committee?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 04, 2010, 12:21:52 PM
I dont know?


(This is beginning to sound like Washington DC)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 04, 2010, 12:31:43 PM
are we going in circles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 12:44:17 PM
When you use the word 'we', doesn't that make a committee already?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 04, 2010, 01:34:00 PM
Why worry about a committee and just fix his sword?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 02:03:53 PM
Is there board approval for an out-of-committee sword repair?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 04, 2010, 02:53:40 PM
what kind of sword is it?
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Post by: holierthanthou on February 04, 2010, 08:48:06 PM
Isn't there only a scabbard?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 04, 2010, 10:19:40 PM
The scabbard's another committee altogether, don't ya know?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 04, 2010, 10:44:13 PM
yeah, whats up with that?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 05, 2010, 06:35:28 AM
Is his sword still trying to be fixed?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2010, 08:35:47 AM
A requisition form will need to be filled out and filed with the proper clerk, isn't that what the SMOP (standard method of procedure) says?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 05, 2010, 08:46:34 AM
Where would I go or see to get the proper paperwork to get the ball rolling?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2010, 08:50:33 AM
You'll need to fill out a repair requisition form request form, which is located on the website, yes?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 05, 2010, 10:02:28 AM
No no no no no, this thread CANNOT turn into another work thing... can it?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 05, 2010, 10:28:08 AM
where did the sword go?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 05, 2010, 10:31:08 AM
I don't know, does he still have it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 05, 2010, 12:09:16 PM
does he have what
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 05, 2010, 12:14:50 PM
what does he have and is it curable?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 05, 2010, 12:37:22 PM
If there is a cure, will it be a pill or a shot?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 05, 2010, 12:51:58 PM
which one do you think he would prefer?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 05, 2010, 01:16:24 PM
Would he get to choose?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 05, 2010, 01:32:47 PM
wouldn't that depend on the doctor?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 05, 2010, 02:09:47 PM
What kind of Doctor is he?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 05, 2010, 04:12:36 PM
how would i know?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2010, 07:47:44 AM
Whatever he has, bleeding can cure almost anything; where are my leeches?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 06, 2010, 08:26:50 AM
Do you think the leaches will be enough, or should we just bleed him?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2010, 09:52:54 AM
No need to dull a blade edge when leeches will do the trick soon enough, right?
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Post by: holierthanthou on February 06, 2010, 12:38:44 PM
Anyone know where my hot jars and leeches are?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 06, 2010, 03:34:06 PM
What are hot jars for?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 07, 2010, 07:43:04 PM
Do I need hot jars?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 07, 2010, 07:49:00 PM
What are the jars for?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 07, 2010, 08:00:08 PM
Could we put things in them?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 07, 2010, 09:44:09 PM
Do the jars have tops?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 08, 2010, 12:38:09 AM
What kind of tops should they wear?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 08, 2010, 08:42:45 AM
shouldn't jars have twist tops
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 08, 2010, 10:50:12 AM
Are they of many colors?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 08, 2010, 01:28:01 PM
hot jars come in colors?
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Post by: LordEustace on February 08, 2010, 01:55:50 PM
did you know my mother's name is Joyce Ann, but we all call her Joy?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 08, 2010, 02:03:59 PM
Does Joy have hot jars?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 08, 2010, 02:32:52 PM
are you asking if she has any stolen jars?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 08, 2010, 02:34:12 PM
Is that what hot jars are?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 08, 2010, 03:59:14 PM
can bottles be substituted?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 08, 2010, 04:32:00 PM
how can a bottle be a jar?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 08, 2010, 05:22:51 PM
why can't it be a can?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 08, 2010, 06:16:54 PM
If a bottle and a can were crossed would you get a jar?
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Post by: Butch on February 09, 2010, 01:07:50 PM
If a bottle or a can were ajar, wouldn't their contents spill out?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 09, 2010, 03:06:31 PM
Who spilled out my leeches?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 09, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Is that what that was?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 09, 2010, 07:57:35 PM
Now that the jar is empty, can it be used for something else?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 09, 2010, 08:00:00 PM
It could be used as a trash recepticle dont you think?
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 09, 2010, 08:49:01 PM
Could it be more useful then that?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 10, 2010, 08:26:53 AM
what if it came with a warning?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 08:50:16 AM
Is it nucular waste?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 10, 2010, 08:58:07 AM
Could it be Bio waste?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 10, 2010, 09:05:24 AM
how did we get on waste?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 10, 2010, 09:24:42 AM
How do we get any where?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 10, 2010, 11:05:02 AM
Don't we usually take our cars?  Unless of course you have a helicopter??
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 11:07:34 AM
Cant we just take the train?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 10, 2010, 12:03:52 PM
can we take a bus?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 10, 2010, 12:21:47 PM
Do you have a bus stop near you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 10, 2010, 12:27:21 PM
should we drive to the bus stop?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 10, 2010, 12:31:54 PM
If we can drive, why take the bus?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 10, 2010, 01:37:05 PM
Aren't we concerned about preserving fossil fuels?
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Post by: Merlin on February 10, 2010, 01:44:15 PM
Your car runs on fossils?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 02:20:04 PM
no I am not worried about saving fossil fuels.  Why would I even consider such?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 10, 2010, 02:26:23 PM
do you think the fossil's will want it back?
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Post by: Merlin on February 10, 2010, 02:35:18 PM
Aren't fossils dead?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 10, 2010, 05:57:03 PM
fossils are dead?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 06:16:35 PM
Where do you want to go today?
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Post by: Merlin on February 10, 2010, 06:34:07 PM
Are you driving?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 06:52:04 PM
If I stay sober I could drive, would you like for me too?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 10, 2010, 09:15:35 PM
why not
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Post by: Merlin on February 10, 2010, 09:18:58 PM
Why not stay sober or drive?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 10, 2010, 10:12:45 PM
Why don't we just stay in and everyone share a toast?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 10, 2010, 10:43:05 PM
Sounds good, dont you think?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 11, 2010, 08:25:27 AM
What are we toasting to and who brought the rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 11, 2010, 09:34:57 AM
why do you keep asking me about the rum?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 11, 2010, 10:04:17 AM
Do you have the rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 11, 2010, 10:52:34 AM
Is the rum in a bucket?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 11, 2010, 11:59:00 AM
why would i have the rum?
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Post by: Butch on February 11, 2010, 12:44:06 PM
Are you gonna share this time?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 11, 2010, 12:48:22 PM
What makes you think she has it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2010, 01:24:09 PM
Doesn't her bucket have a hole in it?
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Post by: Merlin on February 11, 2010, 01:29:35 PM
Don't you mean her head?






JK
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 11, 2010, 01:41:43 PM
Don't waste the rum would someone plug her ears?
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Post by: Butch on February 11, 2010, 02:54:36 PM
What should I use to plug them?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 11, 2010, 03:05:36 PM
Aren't earplugs the usual thing?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 11, 2010, 03:20:51 PM
Can't you use something else?
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Post by: Merlin on February 11, 2010, 03:32:35 PM
How about a carrot?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2010, 03:41:21 PM
Why not put a cork in it?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 11, 2010, 06:22:40 PM
Can a cork do the job?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 11, 2010, 07:45:04 PM
How about some cotton
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 11, 2010, 08:01:00 PM
Did someone say rum?
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Post by: Butch on February 11, 2010, 10:15:10 PM
Why are you bringing that up again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 12, 2010, 06:47:44 AM
If you have too much rum, you're likely to bring it up again, aren't you?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 12, 2010, 06:49:20 AM
Isn't that stuff better than carrots?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 12, 2010, 09:25:11 AM
Hm, that's a good question, Rum or Carrots?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 12, 2010, 10:35:56 AM
It's a better choice than guns or butter, isn't it?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 12, 2010, 10:41:51 AM
Rum is a bucket?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 12, 2010, 12:27:14 PM
It could be a crutch couldn't it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 12, 2010, 12:34:47 PM
What about a pain reliever?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 12, 2010, 08:20:15 PM
Could rum be used as a companion too?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 12, 2010, 08:27:38 PM
Why? Do you need a companion?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 12, 2010, 08:43:55 PM
Does not everyone need companionship at some point?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 12, 2010, 08:48:39 PM
Aye, I believe they do.  Now where might one find such a companion?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 12, 2010, 08:51:38 PM
If its rum ye seek, would you not try the Carribean?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 13, 2010, 04:38:36 PM
Isn't there a liquor store closer than the Carribean?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 13, 2010, 05:25:02 PM
Isn't there one just outside the gate?
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Post by: Butch on February 13, 2010, 06:32:01 PM
A liquor store or a Carribbean island?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 13, 2010, 07:15:34 PM
Couldn't the liquor store be on the island?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 13, 2010, 07:49:19 PM
Rum, need rum on the island?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 13, 2010, 11:09:04 PM
Won't we need a boat?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 13, 2010, 11:11:21 PM
Should we get a ship? 
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Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2010, 09:06:26 AM
Do we need oars?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 14, 2010, 10:04:48 AM
Do we need oarsmen?
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Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2010, 10:33:54 AM
What about oarswomen?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 14, 2010, 11:32:41 AM
Hummm, you think we could swing that?
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Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2010, 12:03:59 PM
Should we try?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 14, 2010, 12:10:11 PM
Are you trying to swing a woman?
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Post by: Butch on February 14, 2010, 08:43:32 PM
Why not give a woman a swing?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 15, 2010, 09:52:05 AM
Why would she want a swing?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 15, 2010, 10:30:43 AM
dont women like swinging?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 15, 2010, 12:01:14 PM
Do you mean Swing Dancing?
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Post by: Merlin on February 15, 2010, 12:01:40 PM
Do you swing dance?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 15, 2010, 12:02:40 PM
Were'nt wie swing dancing last evening?
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Post by: Merlin on February 15, 2010, 12:05:33 PM
Where did you go yesterday?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 15, 2010, 12:48:54 PM
Yeah, where did I go yesterday?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 15, 2010, 12:49:31 PM
Of course I swing dance, doesn't everyone?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 15, 2010, 12:52:24 PM
Did you know I actually took ballroom dance lessons?
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Post by: Merlin on February 15, 2010, 12:58:44 PM
Was it fun?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 15, 2010, 01:12:55 PM
Doesn't everyone love dancing?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 15, 2010, 01:26:31 PM
Do you know anyone that doesn't?
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Post by: Merlin on February 15, 2010, 01:45:38 PM
Can you break dance?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 15, 2010, 02:25:00 PM
Do you mean breaking things whilst dancing?
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Post by: Merlin on February 15, 2010, 02:51:36 PM
Wouldn't that hurt?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 15, 2010, 03:47:27 PM
Is that like wishing someone "break a leg" prior to a performance?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 15, 2010, 06:37:06 PM
Could it just be to break something less significant?
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Post by: Butch on February 15, 2010, 11:21:23 PM
Why do you always insist on breaking things that aren't yours?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 15, 2010, 11:30:27 PM
Because it is more fun???
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 16, 2010, 05:39:22 AM
Wh is that considered fun?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 16, 2010, 06:15:38 AM
The things that were broken, how much do they cost?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 16, 2010, 07:09:45 AM
Is cost going to be an issue?
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Post by: Butch on February 16, 2010, 08:03:09 AM
Were you going to provide restitution?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 16, 2010, 11:35:16 AM
Who's paying what to who?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 16, 2010, 12:07:05 PM
bribes?  Who is bribing who?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 16, 2010, 12:08:55 PM
Does all of this seem questionable to anyone else?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 16, 2010, 12:24:07 PM
What are they using to bribe with?

I may, want to get in on this.
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 16, 2010, 01:51:59 PM
Will rum work?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 16, 2010, 02:41:46 PM
What doesn't rum work for?

(aches, pains, , your love life, cleaning up dried on spaghetti sauce)
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 16, 2010, 03:47:50 PM
Rum works on dried up spaghetti sauce?
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Post by: Sir James of Milford on February 16, 2010, 08:46:23 PM
I had spaghetti for dinner tonight, will someone pass the rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 16, 2010, 08:52:10 PM
glass or tin can?
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Post by: Butch on February 16, 2010, 10:37:33 PM
Which one has more rum inside?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 17, 2010, 07:52:29 AM
can you check that out?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 17, 2010, 08:00:36 AM
Why don't you pick them up and see which one is heavier?
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Post by: Butch on February 17, 2010, 10:46:47 AM
Why don't you hand them over so I can?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 17, 2010, 11:58:47 AM
why do you presume that i have them?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 17, 2010, 12:11:06 PM
Damn it where are they?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 17, 2010, 12:15:54 PM
Where's who?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 17, 2010, 12:43:59 PM
Don't you know what we are talking about?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 17, 2010, 12:55:35 PM
Wasn't we talking about rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 17, 2010, 01:41:45 PM
or was it cookies?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on February 17, 2010, 06:06:32 PM
Do cookies go well with rum?
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Post by: Merlin on February 17, 2010, 06:20:38 PM
Can't you make cake with rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 17, 2010, 06:23:31 PM
can you party with rum?
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Post by: Merlin on February 17, 2010, 06:35:57 PM
Can you party without rum?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 17, 2010, 06:44:27 PM
Would it be a party without rum?


(unless you have a bottle of Mescal)  ;D
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Post by: Butch on February 17, 2010, 08:37:35 PM
Can we still party now that Mardi Gras is over?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 17, 2010, 09:13:53 PM
where did the king cake come from at work i'm no where near new orleans?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 17, 2010, 10:44:27 PM
Why not?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 18, 2010, 06:54:37 AM
Can we get a King Cake filled with rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 18, 2010, 08:26:20 AM
why should we?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 18, 2010, 09:11:46 AM
Wouldn't you like to get the best of both worlds?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 18, 2010, 11:22:06 AM
Doesn't everyone want the best of both worlds, no matter what those worlds are?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 18, 2010, 12:02:11 PM
Isn't that the only way to be?
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 18, 2010, 01:14:17 PM
What other way is there?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 18, 2010, 01:30:42 PM
does the dark side have better cookies?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 18, 2010, 01:35:56 PM
Maybe we could have the best of both world cookies with white and dark chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 18, 2010, 02:47:42 PM
which chocolate should i start with?
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Post by: Merlin on February 18, 2010, 02:51:36 PM
Do you like milk chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 18, 2010, 02:53:05 PM
are you sharing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 18, 2010, 04:20:14 PM
Who wouldn't share chocolate?
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Post by: Merlin on February 18, 2010, 04:41:03 PM
Will it melt if I leave it in my car?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 18, 2010, 04:46:23 PM
will it melt in winter?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 19, 2010, 06:19:41 AM
You have a car?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 19, 2010, 07:29:32 AM
why would i want a car when i have a truck?
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Post by: Butch on February 19, 2010, 07:42:13 AM
You have a truck made of chocolate?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 19, 2010, 07:47:26 AM
You don't go very far in it , do ya?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 19, 2010, 11:24:39 AM
Did you know a man once built a palace out of chocolate in the desert?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 19, 2010, 11:28:22 AM
did he build it at night?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 19, 2010, 11:37:21 AM
did he use dark chocolate?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 19, 2010, 11:59:14 AM
Did you read Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 19, 2010, 12:35:21 PM
No, how was it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 19, 2010, 12:38:40 PM
I don't know, I was asking if you'd read it, wasn't I?
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Post by: BryanPopp on February 19, 2010, 12:53:47 PM
I just got in, what did I miss?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on February 19, 2010, 01:00:34 PM
We're talking about Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, have you read it?
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Post by: Butch on February 19, 2010, 04:32:57 PM
"It" by Stephen King?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 19, 2010, 04:35:04 PM
willy wonka yes it yeah i wont watch it why would i read it?
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Post by: Ambrosine on February 19, 2010, 04:46:37 PM
If you won't watch is how else would you know what "it" was about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 19, 2010, 04:53:44 PM
would you believe my favorite actor played in IT?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on February 19, 2010, 10:55:16 PM
Would that be Richard Thomas? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on February 19, 2010, 10:57:39 PM
what wouldnt Richard do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 19, 2010, 11:37:50 PM
Well, did he ever float with Pennywise the Clown?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 20, 2010, 11:44:36 AM
Jiminy, I'm hungry - Anybody got a Hershey bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on February 20, 2010, 11:29:14 PM
Will a snickers do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 21, 2010, 12:52:44 AM
Are you still trying to pass out candy left over from Halloween?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 21, 2010, 08:57:59 AM
How can you tell if these Twix bars are left over from Halloween?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 21, 2010, 11:42:16 AM
Are these Twix bars SUPPOSED to have a white coating over the chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Niennis on February 21, 2010, 01:58:42 PM
Are they even really Twix bars?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2010, 05:00:33 PM
Are Twix Bars even?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on February 21, 2010, 05:01:46 PM
Who cares?  Its food.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2010, 05:03:02 PM
Are Twix Bars adequate nutrition?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Niennis on February 21, 2010, 05:27:05 PM
What counts as "adequate?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 21, 2010, 05:50:23 PM
Who's doing the counting?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on February 21, 2010, 09:10:48 PM
Is anyone an accountant
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 22, 2010, 08:10:25 AM
What are we counting?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 22, 2010, 01:16:48 PM
are we counting jelly beans?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Niennis on February 22, 2010, 01:54:54 PM
There's MORE candy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 22, 2010, 02:45:41 PM
Ooh candy, who doesn't love some candy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on February 22, 2010, 02:47:52 PM
We gots candy?  What kind?  When? Where?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 22, 2010, 08:37:59 PM
Should we eat candy so close to bedtime?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 23, 2010, 07:14:45 AM
Is it chocolate candy?  Is it a Tootsie-Pop?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 23, 2010, 07:16:25 AM
Who wants it to be Tootsie-pops?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 23, 2010, 09:33:53 AM
Does anyone know how many licks it takes to get to the center of one of those?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 23, 2010, 09:42:01 AM
Can you do it with out biting it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 23, 2010, 09:55:03 AM
can you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 23, 2010, 10:31:49 AM
I know I can't but is there any body who can?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on February 23, 2010, 10:41:19 AM
It takes 3 licks.  One, two, three, bite, your there.  Isnt that the way it is supposed to work?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 23, 2010, 11:00:29 AM
i can but do you know how many licks it takes?
(i lost count it's not like you can restart these things)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 23, 2010, 11:53:07 AM
But, is it based on the first sign of the Tootie Roll center, or is it based on when all the hard candy is gone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 23, 2010, 11:56:02 AM
I think that's what we are trying to find out, can you tell us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 24, 2010, 01:58:12 PM
would it not be when all the hard candy is gone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 24, 2010, 01:59:46 PM
What if you bit it first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 24, 2010, 02:07:02 PM
Anybody else falling asleep at their desk and wishing they had some candy to wake them up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 24, 2010, 02:08:22 PM
Then no licks at all, right?  Although, technically, you'd have to be completely tongueless in order for there not to ber any sort of lick, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 24, 2010, 02:10:55 PM
Why is Lady Elizabeth falling asleep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 24, 2010, 02:32:01 PM
Too much sewing, not enough sleep, why else?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 24, 2010, 09:18:52 PM
Are you sewing pillowcases, and anticipating visions of sugarplums dancing in your head?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on February 24, 2010, 09:20:08 PM
Could that be sugarplum loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 24, 2010, 09:42:23 PM
did you hide loki in the milk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 25, 2010, 06:51:42 AM
Why does loki give me a stomach ache?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 25, 2010, 07:27:00 AM
Could it be ............. you drink too much of the stuff?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 25, 2010, 07:40:46 AM
No, but could it be all that sugar mixed with alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 25, 2010, 08:08:49 AM
might it be the alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 25, 2010, 08:40:29 AM
What makes you say that?
You know we don't drink at Faire.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 25, 2010, 10:45:03 AM
Who doesn't dream about sugarplum loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 25, 2010, 10:54:19 AM
Would it be inappropriate for me to say that I don't, LadyElizabeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 25, 2010, 12:33:46 PM
why should i dream about loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 25, 2010, 12:49:16 PM
Why wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 25, 2010, 03:21:01 PM
aren't there some yummy things to dream about other than loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 25, 2010, 05:41:45 PM
What?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 25, 2010, 10:54:02 PM
Don't you have an imagination?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on February 25, 2010, 11:16:36 PM
What the hell is Loki? Sounds like lady DeLaneys man? but that isn't right.

Ian
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 25, 2010, 11:24:08 PM
Have you heard of Wikipedia.org?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on February 25, 2010, 11:37:33 PM
Who hasn't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 26, 2010, 07:14:07 AM
But, is it accurate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 26, 2010, 07:43:08 AM
Can't you change it if it isn't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2010, 08:32:12 AM
What needs to change?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 26, 2010, 09:31:31 AM
who do you want to change?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2010, 09:52:22 AM
It's someone that needs to change?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 26, 2010, 10:00:58 AM
((clap))((clap))  Can we focus here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2010, 10:15:50 AM
On what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on February 26, 2010, 12:51:26 PM
or who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2010, 12:57:28 PM
or why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 26, 2010, 01:04:55 PM
Is this Bedlam or a reasonable facsimile of my office?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on February 26, 2010, 02:41:05 PM
Are you guys trying to avoid the question here? Does no one really know what loki is? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on February 26, 2010, 02:52:26 PM
Do you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on February 26, 2010, 03:03:48 PM
Do I what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 26, 2010, 03:45:20 PM
Is Loki the god of mischief in Norse mythology?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on February 27, 2010, 12:04:59 AM
Can I get get in trouble with loki?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 27, 2010, 11:59:43 AM
Can you get in trouble with the alcoholic beverage, or the Norse god?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Sir James of Milford on March 01, 2010, 10:03:26 AM
Is this an open invite to get into trouble?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on March 01, 2010, 10:21:47 AM
Since when do y'all need an invitation?  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 01, 2010, 10:39:34 AM
What are we invited too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 01, 2010, 10:44:44 AM
Can I come?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 01, 2010, 12:14:35 PM
Are you going to cause trouble?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 01, 2010, 12:16:08 PM
What kind of trouble will this be? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 01, 2010, 10:28:14 PM
Isn't "Trouble" your middle name?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on March 01, 2010, 10:32:52 PM
Can't "Trouble" sometimes be a good thing?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 01, 2010, 10:49:06 PM
Don't we all like "trouble"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 02, 2010, 06:32:08 AM
Trouble? The Pop-O-Matic game?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 07:13:22 AM
Isn't it made by wham-o?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 07:39:56 AM
What happen to the subject of rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 02, 2010, 07:44:11 AM
Didn't it all get drunk, and we sent some guy named McGroin out after some more?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 08:56:23 AM
Isn't Single Malt Scotch better than rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 09:04:12 AM
Isn't single malt scotch better than anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 09:22:39 AM
You mean to tell me that I drank all the rum, OK where's the scotch then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 09:30:32 AM
Was that a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 02, 2010, 09:39:02 AM
Why is it this convo always ends in talking about alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Do rennies like to drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 10:08:51 AM
What do rennies like to drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 10:21:45 AM
Do I like to drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 02, 2010, 10:38:42 AM
Can rennies live by turkey legs alone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
What about scotch eggs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 10:55:25 AM
Do those have scotch in them too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 11:15:54 AM
Can someone tell me if they have scotch in them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 11:27:50 AM
Are they ignoring us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 02, 2010, 11:35:44 AM
How about if they have Scots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 12:10:23 PM
Since I'm Scottish...do I get a free egg?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 12:20:26 PM
Why does he get a free egg, but I don't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 12:25:28 PM
Are you Scottish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 02, 2010, 12:57:42 PM
In order to get an egg, you have to be Scottish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 01:15:42 PM
If I'm wearing a kilt, I am Scottish, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 02:18:16 PM
Don't Irish people also wear kilts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 02, 2010, 02:42:44 PM
But, it's not the national dress, now is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 02:50:49 PM
Does it have to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 02:57:33 PM
Who called it a dress? >:(
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 02, 2010, 03:23:24 PM
Calling it a dress is the best way to get a Scotsman all firery... isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 02, 2010, 03:26:42 PM
If they have red hair, are they already all fiery?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 02, 2010, 03:27:27 PM
Do you want to see me fierey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 02, 2010, 10:40:16 PM
What, you're gonna grow some red hair now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 02, 2010, 10:44:16 PM
Can he grow hair?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 03, 2010, 07:56:47 AM
Why do we want him to grow hair?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 03, 2010, 08:33:48 AM
Don't we want to see him firery?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 03, 2010, 10:54:58 AM
So this fiery hair, is it like a red head or a head literally on fire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 03, 2010, 11:22:44 AM
Doesn't burning hair smell really nasty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 03, 2010, 12:50:02 PM
Doesn't burning hair smell firey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 03, 2010, 03:41:07 PM
Kinda makes you wonder why they burn off pig bristles, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 03, 2010, 03:48:09 PM
Are you trying to say women are pigs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 03, 2010, 04:01:11 PM
Aren't some people real pigs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on March 03, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
Did you know they make naughty paddles with the the word "Pig" cut into it?  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 03, 2010, 10:45:49 PM
Who said you were a pig?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 04, 2010, 07:53:31 AM
Could someone have meant pygg?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 04, 2010, 08:00:47 AM
Who's getting paddled and can I watch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 04, 2010, 08:17:31 AM
Who is on fire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 04, 2010, 08:31:49 AM
Do I need to contact PETA to report these rennies setting pigs on fire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 04, 2010, 08:41:18 AM
Does anybody know what P.E.T.A. stands for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 04, 2010, 09:18:31 AM
Doesn't it stand for People Eating Tasty Animals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 04, 2010, 09:25:56 AM
Why would it stand for anything else?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 04, 2010, 01:55:04 PM
So are we standing for something, or is it just a lne to the priviy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 04, 2010, 02:16:25 PM
I'm not privy to that, am I?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 04, 2010, 10:21:01 PM
Does the privvy we're waiting in line for have running water?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 04, 2010, 10:40:03 PM
We don't need no stinkin' runnin' water, do we?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tammy on March 05, 2010, 04:59:22 AM
Quote from: Anna Iram on March 03, 2010, 10:04:13 PM
Did you know they make naughty paddles with the the word "Pig" cut into it?  :D

Doesn't anyone, besides me, want to know just HOW Anna knows this??  :o :D ;)
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 05, 2010, 07:14:10 AM
Would you believe it was just an amusing window shopping spree with a friend?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 07:22:27 AM
I just want to know, who getting paddled?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on March 05, 2010, 07:40:23 AM
Why are you so hell bent on paddling someone ,Pat?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 07:57:51 AM
Why not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 05, 2010, 08:29:47 AM
What's the holdup in the privvy line?  Did someone pass out in there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 08:32:51 AM
How bad do you have to go?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 09:02:51 AM
Can't you go to another privy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 09:26:49 AM
Hey Merlin are you in line?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2010, 11:06:16 AM
Isn't it chivalrous to allow the lady in the hoop skirt to go first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 11:20:03 AM
Doesn't depends on how long they have been in line?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 05, 2010, 11:37:32 AM
are we offering them cookies for waiting inline?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 11:43:52 AM
Have we changed lines or we still in the privy line?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: irish on March 05, 2010, 01:00:50 PM
Can we use the port~a~potties?   :-\
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 01:02:37 PM
Can I just use a tree?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2010, 01:07:37 PM
Damn, why weren't women born with the ability to use trees ..... and write our name in the snow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 01:08:57 PM
tis a most thought provoking question for sure.  I am certainly glad they were wired different than I.  Would you not agree?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 01:16:23 PM
Women can't use trees?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2010, 01:21:08 PM
Not discreetly, so what's the point otherwise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 01:26:33 PM
Does there really have to be a point?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 05, 2010, 01:36:12 PM
why can't everyone just wait in line patiently
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 05, 2010, 02:15:26 PM
The effects of too much alcohol, perhaps?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 02:26:08 PM
Should they serve libations in the privy line?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 05, 2010, 02:32:28 PM
Shouldn't they in every line?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 05, 2010, 02:51:34 PM
wouldn't that almost defeat the purpose of being in the privy line?? haha
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 02:52:35 PM
But wouldn't it be fun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 03:08:17 PM
would serving fruity drinks with the little umbrellas be allowed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 03:13:58 PM
Isn't that a bit sissy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 03:16:13 PM
Would it still be a bit sissy if the little fruity drinks had rum in them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 03:26:53 PM
Why not just drink scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on March 05, 2010, 03:42:28 PM
With or without the little umbrellas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 05, 2010, 03:53:17 PM
can you go to the privy without alcohol
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 04:06:08 PM
Why would you want to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 05, 2010, 04:34:48 PM
Don't you like scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 05, 2010, 05:04:49 PM
do i look like i run on scotch? ;D ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 05:05:38 PM
Do you like rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 05:06:16 PM
Doesn't everyone like scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Tammy on March 05, 2010, 05:09:07 PM
Can I have mead instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 05, 2010, 05:37:37 PM
What if Merlin doesn't like mead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 05:39:53 PM
Can he have scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 05, 2010, 05:57:49 PM
Is there enough scotch to go around?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 06:38:46 PM
can we substitute Tequilla?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 06:48:01 PM
Would that be a fair substitute for a Scotsman?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 05, 2010, 07:35:58 PM
would it not be better than French Wine?
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Post by: Merlin on March 05, 2010, 07:43:11 PM
Do the french make good wine?
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Post by: Butch on March 05, 2010, 09:45:34 PM
Isn't true Champagne from France?
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Post by: Tammy on March 05, 2010, 11:23:54 PM
Champagne is actually from Champagne, France, isn't it??
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Post by: Butch on March 06, 2010, 01:22:51 PM
If Champagne is sparkling wine, what is sparkling scotch?
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Post by: Merlin on March 06, 2010, 01:31:42 PM
Is there such a thing?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 06, 2010, 01:51:37 PM
Why ruin scotch like that?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 06, 2010, 01:53:51 PM
How did you ruin the scotch?
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Post by: Merlin on March 06, 2010, 02:19:06 PM
Is that blasphemy?
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Post by: Butch on March 07, 2010, 04:43:31 PM
You call a scotch and soda "Blasphemy"?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 07, 2010, 05:25:07 PM
could I have pineapple with that, please?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 07, 2010, 05:34:42 PM
Would you like some rum with that pineapple?
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Post by: The Highland Rogue on March 07, 2010, 08:06:49 PM
Why is the rum always gone???
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 07, 2010, 08:14:00 PM
Do we drink to much rum?
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Post by: Merlin on March 07, 2010, 08:19:04 PM
Is that possible?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 07, 2010, 08:25:45 PM
Would one not think so?
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Post by: Butch on March 07, 2010, 09:37:36 PM
Why can't I think straight?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 08, 2010, 11:44:18 AM
Why would you want to think any other way?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 08, 2010, 08:55:41 PM
Why doesn't anyone but me and Merlin drink scotch without additives?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 08, 2010, 08:58:49 PM
Hummmmm, your scottish?   ;)
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Post by: Butch on March 09, 2010, 09:18:10 AM
MUST it be consumed without additives to be properly appreciated?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 09, 2010, 12:13:31 PM
What additives would you put in Scotch anyway?
(A Scot on the other hand...)
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 09, 2010, 02:27:23 PM
Why drink scotch when you can have tequila?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 09, 2010, 02:40:30 PM
Isn't tequila better mixed with something?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 09, 2010, 02:52:19 PM
Salt and Lime?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 09, 2010, 03:31:12 PM
All this talk about tequila and scotch, is someone pouring now?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 09, 2010, 04:26:17 PM
Will I be pouring after work?
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Post by: Butch on March 09, 2010, 09:57:56 PM
Pouring?  Is it raining where you are?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 10, 2010, 10:06:19 AM
Why should it rain?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 10, 2010, 10:43:35 AM
Why should it not?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 10, 2010, 10:55:20 AM
Well, do we want rain or not?
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Post by: Butch on March 10, 2010, 11:09:45 AM
Did you bring your wet weather gear?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 10, 2010, 11:58:16 AM
Who would want rain besides plants?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 10, 2010, 12:04:58 PM
hummm, ducks?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 10, 2010, 12:50:23 PM
you want me to duck now? What's next?
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Post by: Merlin on March 10, 2010, 01:10:57 PM
Aren't you supposed to roll?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 10, 2010, 01:16:43 PM
Ok, who's the duck and who's the goose?
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Post by: Merlin on March 10, 2010, 01:54:02 PM
Which one do you want to be?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 10, 2010, 01:55:47 PM
I don't know, don't you think I look more like a swan?  hehe...
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2010, 04:23:59 PM
Well, with red hair, wouldn't a phoenix be more likely?
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Post by: Butch on March 10, 2010, 05:07:21 PM
How did we get to Arizona all of a sudden?
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Post by: Merlin on March 10, 2010, 05:08:09 PM
Quote from: DonaCatalina on March 10, 2010, 04:23:59 PM
Well, with red hair, wouldn't a phoenix be more likely?

Do angels have red hair?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 10, 2010, 05:19:04 PM
How do you all expect me to know all the answers?
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Post by: Merlin on March 10, 2010, 05:19:43 PM
who asked you?
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Post by: Butch on March 10, 2010, 10:23:33 PM
Is he listening to those "VOICES" again?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 11, 2010, 07:41:24 AM
Who told you about my VOICES?
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Post by: Butch on March 11, 2010, 07:55:56 AM
Oh, were you listening just then?
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Post by: Merlin on March 11, 2010, 08:13:53 AM
Is he crazy?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 11, 2010, 08:37:14 AM
Who you calling crazy, me or my voices?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 11, 2010, 08:52:25 AM
Are those your voices in my head?
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Post by: Merlin on March 11, 2010, 08:53:28 AM
Can you hear his voices?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 11, 2010, 08:54:55 AM
What do they sound like?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 11, 2010, 10:01:25 AM
Don't they sound like your voices?
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Post by: Butch on March 11, 2010, 10:16:53 AM
What song are they singing now?  Is that Pop Goes the Weasel?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 11, 2010, 10:25:12 AM
Are the voices in my head?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 11, 2010, 10:31:09 AM
Doesn't everybody have voices in their head?
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Post by: Merlin on March 11, 2010, 11:18:16 AM
Is that really normal?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 11, 2010, 12:07:26 PM
Am I being called a Weasel or Normal?
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Post by: VIII on March 11, 2010, 02:21:22 PM
Is your Weasel normal?
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Post by: Merlin on March 11, 2010, 03:16:56 PM
Is that a personal question?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 12, 2010, 08:00:42 AM
Was that question directed at me or the voices? 
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Post by: Butch on March 12, 2010, 08:28:52 AM
Which of you will answer?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 12, 2010, 09:36:11 AM
Depends, which one of you will be asking the question?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 12, 2010, 10:05:36 AM
Do you argue with the voices in your head?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2010, 11:30:59 AM
Would you argue with them if they spoke more than one language?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 12, 2010, 12:13:27 PM
Are we the voices in your head?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 12, 2010, 12:28:50 PM
Will you just get out of my head?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 12, 2010, 12:44:55 PM
Where's the door?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 12, 2010, 01:12:50 PM
Why do you change the subject when I get serious?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2010, 01:51:18 PM
How could we tell you were serious?
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 12, 2010, 02:47:24 PM
Don't you hate it when everyone suddenly gets serious?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 12, 2010, 02:50:01 PM
Okay who hid the rum?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2010, 05:02:36 PM
Which brand?
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Post by: Butch on March 13, 2010, 10:08:15 AM
Is "Any Open Bottle" a brand?
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 13, 2010, 03:58:28 PM
Should whoever stole the rum be executed or merely flogged?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 13, 2010, 04:25:31 PM
We like flogging, don't we?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 14, 2010, 11:05:37 AM
Doesn't that depend on who is the flooger and who is the floggie?
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Post by: Butch on March 14, 2010, 05:20:49 PM
What's a "flooger"?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 15, 2010, 08:14:11 AM
You don't know what a flooger is?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 15, 2010, 09:07:43 AM
does that mean he's looking for a flogger?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 15, 2010, 12:10:16 PM
Do you think I need practice typeing some more?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 15, 2010, 12:48:44 PM
Is it Flooging Molly?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 15, 2010, 12:49:35 PM
Who's Molly?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 15, 2010, 01:51:36 PM
Is that Molly from Ireland?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 15, 2010, 02:16:34 PM
Have you met Molly Bigolly?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 15, 2010, 06:06:33 PM
No I haven't met her, should we have met?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on March 15, 2010, 07:21:31 PM
Molly was here?
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Post by: Butch on March 15, 2010, 08:06:35 PM
Did I miss Molly again?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 15, 2010, 10:04:16 PM
Again? Didn't you Molly was here?
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Post by: Butch on March 16, 2010, 08:34:35 AM
Here "here", or here "there"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2010, 10:10:56 AM
Here here? Did you think I was deaf?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 16, 2010, 11:09:09 AM
Who's deaf?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 16, 2010, 12:12:56 PM
Did you say something?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 16, 2010, 01:59:12 PM
WHAT?
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 16, 2010, 02:27:34 PM
Why don't we sing a song?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 17, 2010, 01:30:17 PM
What song?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 17, 2010, 03:01:56 PM
Why was there singing?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 17, 2010, 03:10:46 PM
Do you have a short-term memory?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 17, 2010, 03:44:00 PM
What's memory?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 17, 2010, 03:46:41 PM
Who is this term you speak of?
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Post by: holierthanthou on March 17, 2010, 06:00:54 PM
Term of endearment?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 17, 2010, 07:00:31 PM
Can't we get back to talking about alcohol?
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Post by: Merlin on March 17, 2010, 07:07:42 PM
What kind of alcohol?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 17, 2010, 07:29:21 PM
Does it matter?
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Post by: Merlin on March 17, 2010, 07:33:49 PM
Are you buying?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 17, 2010, 07:36:32 PM
Isn't it Molly's turn to buy?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 17, 2010, 07:37:49 PM
are you drinking?
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Post by: Merlin on March 17, 2010, 07:49:35 PM
Are you sharing?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2010, 07:36:10 AM
Did anyone have a brew yesterday?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 18, 2010, 07:46:13 AM
I did, did you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 18, 2010, 08:29:48 AM
Who's brew was it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 18, 2010, 09:24:43 AM
Why do you ask about who it belongs to?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 18, 2010, 10:33:14 AM
Who would want it after all this time?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 18, 2010, 10:34:18 AM
Is it fresh?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 18, 2010, 01:02:33 PM
who started this?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2010, 02:28:20 PM
Wasn't it Angus?!
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 18, 2010, 02:41:36 PM
It might have been?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 18, 2010, 02:42:43 PM
So when did you learn to brew yummy stuff?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 18, 2010, 02:48:07 PM
What is this yummy stuff you speak of my queen?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 18, 2010, 10:18:45 PM
Are you talking about rum again?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 18, 2010, 11:22:16 PM
does that work for you?
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Post by: Merlin on March 19, 2010, 08:53:59 AM
How does rum "work"?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 19, 2010, 09:56:22 AM
would someone bring me a steak?
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Post by: VIII on March 19, 2010, 12:13:31 PM
Do you need a hammer with that stake?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 19, 2010, 12:33:47 PM
Where's the vampires for that stake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 19, 2010, 12:37:59 PM
You're not reading Twilight are you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 19, 2010, 12:38:36 PM
Will there be Rum with the bleeding?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 19, 2010, 01:08:07 PM
Hey! Hey! Hey! Someone's bleeding rum?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 19, 2010, 01:26:15 PM
What's so bleeding bad about that?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 19, 2010, 01:36:57 PM
Have you heard of True Blood?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 19, 2010, 02:30:33 PM
Nothing like In Cold Blood I suppose?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 20, 2010, 11:51:06 PM
Who likes thier blood cold?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on March 21, 2010, 09:24:29 AM
is that like having no blood?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 22, 2010, 09:03:34 AM
How did we go from bleeding rum too having no blood?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 22, 2010, 09:46:00 AM
how did we get on the bleeding thing?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 22, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
With all this bleeding shouldn't we get a Doctor?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 22, 2010, 11:58:55 AM
Or your local vampire to lick it up?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 22, 2010, 01:24:24 PM
could a doctor be a vampire?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 22, 2010, 03:09:49 PM
You have met my doctor, haven't you?
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 22, 2010, 03:11:35 PM
Does your doctor use leeches?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 22, 2010, 03:28:43 PM
Is your doctor single?
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Post by: Merlin on March 22, 2010, 04:44:45 PM
Why? Do you like women?
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Post by: Butch on March 22, 2010, 09:09:16 PM
Do single women drink doubles?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 23, 2010, 11:21:43 AM
What do married women drink?
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Post by: Butch on March 23, 2010, 11:23:23 AM
Do you mean married women who are acting single?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 23, 2010, 12:58:44 PM
What does drinking have to do with single/married status?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 23, 2010, 01:06:41 PM
Does marriage make one drink more?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 23, 2010, 05:09:42 PM
Drink more of what?
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Post by: Merlin on March 23, 2010, 05:24:33 PM
What do you like to drink?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 23, 2010, 05:44:22 PM
can we get more rum?
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Post by: Merlin on March 23, 2010, 05:55:00 PM
Why? Are we out of scotch?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 23, 2010, 06:34:03 PM
actually we arent out of scotch so would you like a dram or two?
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Post by: Merlin on March 23, 2010, 08:40:50 PM
May I have some Highland Park 12 please?
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Post by: Butch on March 23, 2010, 09:57:52 PM
All I have is Always Save brand scotch, is that the same thing?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 24, 2010, 11:36:24 AM
Why do we always talk about alcohol?  Isn't the fun part of alcohol drinking it, not talking about it?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 24, 2010, 11:52:35 AM
Talking about the alcohol is easier than talking about sex for most dont you think?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 24, 2010, 11:59:53 AM
Do you think we should have a drink first?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 24, 2010, 12:03:12 PM
What are our choices?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 24, 2010, 02:45:48 PM
Our options can't only be alcohol or sex, what about religion and politics?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 24, 2010, 02:58:30 PM
Now you know why we talk about alcohol and sex.  Well maybe we could have a discussion on Religion?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 24, 2010, 03:17:31 PM
Wouldn't you rather talk about Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 24, 2010, 03:42:40 PM
or maybe even the feasability of a turbo charged 440, what do you think?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 24, 2010, 03:48:29 PM
What about how to make cars fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 24, 2010, 04:06:49 PM
Wouldnt that make them airships?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 24, 2010, 04:10:14 PM
Wouldn't they have to float and have sails?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on March 24, 2010, 09:03:03 PM
Who has floats on sale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 24, 2010, 10:25:40 PM
do floaties count?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 24, 2010, 11:10:01 PM
Why float when steam is available?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 24, 2010, 11:13:14 PM
A steam powered submarine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: sitarserpent on March 25, 2010, 07:35:58 AM
Do we really all live in a yellow submarine?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 25, 2010, 09:26:42 AM
Or is it only the Beatles who live in a Yellow Submarine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 25, 2010, 10:08:49 AM
Wouldnt you rather fly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 11:38:30 AM
In a flying submarine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on March 25, 2010, 12:18:43 PM
Would it still be a submarine if it flew?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 25, 2010, 12:31:44 PM
would that make it an unidenified flying object?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 25, 2010, 01:53:06 PM
If you saw a submarine flying, do you really think you'd be able to identify it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 25, 2010, 01:54:48 PM
How specific would I need to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 01:55:58 PM
If you saw a flying submarine wouldn't you have a drink? Or another drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: sitarserpent on March 25, 2010, 02:18:56 PM
Sir, would you please pull over and walk along this line for me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 25, 2010, 02:54:59 PM
So are sky sergents going to pull you over?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 25, 2010, 03:03:41 PM
Is that possible?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 25, 2010, 03:11:07 PM
Possibly in the red zone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 25, 2010, 03:16:34 PM
What's the red zone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 03:17:39 PM
And why is it red?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on March 25, 2010, 03:41:18 PM
could it be to seperate it from the yellow submarine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 25, 2010, 04:22:21 PM
Why would they do that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 05:31:32 PM
Doesn't yellow and blue make green?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 25, 2010, 05:40:59 PM
why am i always in trouble?
(i do try to be good i promise)
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 05:49:35 PM
Who said you were in trouble?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 25, 2010, 05:59:19 PM
Who said she WASN'T in trouble?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 25, 2010, 06:01:38 PM
Are you saying she is always in trouble?
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Post by: Merlin on March 25, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
With who?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 25, 2010, 09:06:49 PM
why would anyone here  be in trouble?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 26, 2010, 12:40:01 AM
Are we in trouble or not?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 26, 2010, 07:53:42 AM
Should you all be in trouble?
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Post by: Butch on March 26, 2010, 08:23:02 AM
"You all"?  Can you spell "US" without "YOU"?
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Post by: lady M on March 27, 2010, 12:14:10 AM
ooo, I'm tellin! But first tell me who did what?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on March 27, 2010, 02:09:06 AM
Who is telling on who?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 27, 2010, 06:25:08 AM
Why are you up this early?
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Post by: Merlin on March 27, 2010, 07:27:15 AM
Am I standing post this morning?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 27, 2010, 09:31:15 AM
I don't know are you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 27, 2010, 09:32:04 AM
Was I even here?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 27, 2010, 09:46:51 AM
I didn't do it, did you see me do it?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 27, 2010, 11:56:43 AM
Are you looking for real evidence?
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Post by: sitarserpent on March 27, 2010, 12:51:29 PM
Hey, if Republicans don't need real evidence, why should we?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 27, 2010, 02:25:10 PM
Where is the rum?
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Post by: THELADYKAT on March 27, 2010, 05:12:24 PM
Who has Rum?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 28, 2010, 11:06:17 AM
Who ate all the bread pudding?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 28, 2010, 12:01:57 PM
what pudding?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 28, 2010, 01:07:02 PM
you mean the bread pudding soaked in rum?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 28, 2010, 01:23:44 PM
How can you have your rum, if you don't eat your pudding?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 28, 2010, 03:22:45 PM
how can you have your pudding if you dont drink your rum?
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Post by: Merlin on March 28, 2010, 03:55:26 PM
Is that from Pink Floyd?
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Post by: Butch on March 28, 2010, 04:30:42 PM
From The Wall?
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Post by: Merlin on March 28, 2010, 04:31:11 PM
Was it the Dark Side?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on March 28, 2010, 04:36:36 PM
Do you have a dark side?
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Post by: Merlin on March 28, 2010, 04:51:42 PM
Am I the Dark Wizard?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 28, 2010, 08:30:35 PM
Do we need a Dark Wizard? How about dark rum?
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Post by: lady M on March 28, 2010, 08:52:42 PM
I'm for the dark rum. Where's the bottle?
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Post by: Butch on March 28, 2010, 09:08:04 PM
Didn't we cast it into the surf with a message inside?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 28, 2010, 09:16:26 PM
Are ye daft man? Don't we drink the rum first?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 28, 2010, 10:43:57 PM
Were we fishin' or Drinkin'?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 29, 2010, 06:13:27 AM
Why can't you do both?
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Post by: Butch on March 29, 2010, 08:32:32 AM
Didn't the message in the bottle ask for more rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 29, 2010, 09:36:09 AM
didn't message in a bottle make you cry?
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Post by: lady M on March 29, 2010, 10:00:07 AM
Get out of my way I'm going after the bottle. Which way did it go?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 29, 2010, 10:15:26 AM
why do i insist on picking up his books knowing they will make me cry?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 29, 2010, 10:31:31 AM
Which way to rum?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 29, 2010, 04:11:32 PM
I thought you picked the bottle out of the stream, so what happened to it?
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Post by: Butch on March 29, 2010, 09:29:07 PM
Were those broken glass shards he was holding from the rum bottle?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 29, 2010, 09:30:17 PM
Who cares. Is there any rum left?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 29, 2010, 11:25:34 PM
Yeah any rum left?
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Post by: lady M on March 30, 2010, 08:07:03 AM
Who will be fetching another bottle of rum?
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Post by: Merlin on March 30, 2010, 08:11:03 AM
Wouldn't you prefer scotch?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 30, 2010, 08:36:21 AM
Don't you have plenty of scotch, Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin on March 30, 2010, 08:38:23 AM
Is half a bottle of Highland Park 12 plenty?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on March 30, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
Depends, How big is your bottle?
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Post by: Merlin on March 30, 2010, 09:08:39 AM
Is that what she said?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 30, 2010, 09:16:01 AM
anyone ready for a cat nap?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 30, 2010, 12:10:26 PM
Did you say cat nip?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 30, 2010, 12:15:35 PM
Does anyone have a ball peen hammer?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 30, 2010, 01:14:57 PM
Is that for the cat?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 30, 2010, 02:58:36 PM
I don't think anyone has as beautiful of a cat as I do, what do u think?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 30, 2010, 03:19:10 PM
have i seen your cat?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 30, 2010, 03:28:14 PM
(http://im1.shutterfly.com/media/47b9df06b3127ccec66240176d0800000040O00AbtGjRqzcNWIPbz4Y/cC/f%3D0/ps%3D50/r%3D0/rx%3D550/ry%3D400/)

Here's a pic... What do u think?
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Post by: Butch on March 30, 2010, 03:33:44 PM
Yes, but can she rid the world of mice?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 30, 2010, 03:35:58 PM
How do you get her to shut her eyes that tight?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 30, 2010, 03:36:23 PM
Maybe if HE were a she he'd not be such a sissy?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 30, 2010, 03:37:08 PM
maybe so?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 30, 2010, 05:10:45 PM
My cat is better than her cat, don't ya think?
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Post by: Butch on March 30, 2010, 10:39:51 PM
Does your cat drive a Cadillac?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on March 31, 2010, 12:21:06 PM
can it reach the peddles and the wheel at the same time?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 31, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
Isn't driving me crazy enough?
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Post by: Butch on March 31, 2010, 04:33:56 PM
Did your cat quit smoking yet?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on March 31, 2010, 05:14:40 PM
do pedals really need pushers?
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Post by: Butch on April 02, 2010, 01:16:55 PM
Is "pedals" another word for "junkies"?
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Post by: Butch on April 05, 2010, 10:37:51 AM
Did I kill this thread?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 05, 2010, 10:50:11 AM
did you stab it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2010, 11:51:47 AM
Well, it was a steak, why wouldn't I stab it?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 05, 2010, 11:56:03 AM
If it was a steak wouldn't it already be dead?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 05, 2010, 12:00:27 PM
Dead, red and lying an a plate with a baked potato?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 05, 2010, 12:25:10 PM
So did you stake your steak?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2010, 01:14:58 PM
Somewhere there is a faire that is open serving steak on a stake, or maybe by the weekend?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 06, 2010, 08:52:32 AM
anyone want to come visit Garf?
(we have steak on a stick)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 06, 2010, 09:34:15 AM
Can you explain how a stick differs from a stake?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 06, 2010, 09:55:25 AM
Well one you beat children with and the other you kill vampires with.  Is that good enough?
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Post by: Butch on April 06, 2010, 10:37:00 AM
Don't you beat children with a whisk, to ensure they're light and fluffy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 06, 2010, 10:41:01 AM
Are you confusing eggs with children?
OOh, and an ostrich egg omelet sounds good doesn't it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 06, 2010, 11:08:02 AM
Are you trying to change the subject?  Does beating children or eggs make you nervous?
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Post by: Butch on April 06, 2010, 11:28:10 AM
Aren't eggs the children of birds (and some snakes, and even a platypus)?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 06, 2010, 03:43:59 PM
does this song sound stalkerish to you?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 06, 2010, 03:58:04 PM
What song?
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Post by: Butch on April 06, 2010, 10:01:51 PM
You can't HEAR it?!?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 07, 2010, 09:19:13 AM
who can't hear it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 07, 2010, 09:37:52 AM
How could we go from beating eggs and children to hearing something that only he can hear?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 07, 2010, 09:40:24 AM
Who said I can hear it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 10:42:00 AM
OK, is anyone else confused?
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Post by: BryanPopp on April 07, 2010, 12:02:06 PM
Should I raise my hand or just say "Aye"?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 07, 2010, 12:22:57 PM
can we see you if you raise your hand?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 12:44:57 PM
Hm, I don't know... let's try it out.... Did anyone see that?
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Post by: BryanPopp on April 07, 2010, 12:52:53 PM
I wasn't sign on at the time, could you do it again?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 07, 2010, 01:31:34 PM
Why would you be on a sign anyway?
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Post by: Merlin on April 07, 2010, 01:39:19 PM
Are you ready for Scarborough !?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 07, 2010, 02:23:01 PM
no are you?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 02:23:23 PM
Can I be ready for Scarby if I'm not even going?
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Post by: Merlin on April 07, 2010, 02:42:27 PM
Why aren't you going? Not any weekend? Not even 1?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 02:54:20 PM
I think I'll just have to blame it on my sister, if that's allowed?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 07, 2010, 03:00:24 PM
What happens if she finds out?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 03:05:22 PM
Well I think she'd tell u the same, but ya never know??
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Post by: Merlin on April 07, 2010, 03:06:42 PM
Can we persuade you to come for at least 1 weekend?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 07, 2010, 03:09:44 PM
do you want to drive all that way?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 03:11:20 PM
Given there's no camping and I can't seem to find a good friend to help dress me when I get there.... then no, probably won't happen this year... But if my sis finds a job before end of fair, then maybe??
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Post by: Merlin on April 07, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
Did I just get a bit sad?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 07, 2010, 03:34:09 PM
Questions, questions, questions - will I ever see any answers!?  Why not a forum with nothing but answers??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 07, 2010, 03:35:17 PM
why not start it?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 07, 2010, 03:37:16 PM
Well what would we be answering if there weren't any questions?
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Post by: Butch on April 07, 2010, 03:39:27 PM
What IS the answer, anyway?
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Post by: Merlin on April 07, 2010, 03:43:59 PM
Will this thread ever end?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 07, 2010, 04:47:30 PM
should it?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 07, 2010, 04:49:08 PM
I don't understand the question. Should it what?
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Post by: Butch on April 07, 2010, 06:43:19 PM
Should it you get more rum?
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Post by: Hector on April 07, 2010, 08:42:35 PM
Wouldn't Scotch be better than rum?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 08, 2010, 08:05:13 AM
why not sweet tea?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 08, 2010, 09:09:41 AM
There is no rum in sweet tea.
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 08, 2010, 09:53:17 AM
Why would  mess up rum with sweet tea?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 08, 2010, 10:12:59 AM
Maybe he wanted to improve the tea?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 08, 2010, 11:05:36 AM
Is it possible to improve tea? or is it a lost cause?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 08, 2010, 11:23:34 AM
who wants to improve on perfection?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 08, 2010, 12:16:59 PM
How can you be so sure that perfection actually exists?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 08, 2010, 12:31:14 PM
have you ever had a glass of sweet tea that is just right?
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Post by: lady M on April 08, 2010, 07:21:42 PM
Can I put lemon in that tea?
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Post by: Merlin on April 08, 2010, 07:45:07 PM
Will you bring it to Scarby this weekend?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 08, 2010, 08:14:37 PM
Do you want lemon with your glenlevit's?
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Post by: Butch on April 08, 2010, 09:55:21 PM
Would that make it Glemonvits?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 09, 2010, 07:47:01 AM
why mess up a good thing with lemons?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 09, 2010, 08:42:30 AM
Why not lime?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 09, 2010, 10:14:24 AM
Lime marinated  and grilled chicken anyone?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 09, 2010, 11:09:23 AM
are you cooking?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 09, 2010, 11:42:01 AM
No, not me, wasn't that the person offering the limes?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 09, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
Do you like lime-teriyaki Chicken?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 09, 2010, 02:37:20 PM
Do you mean teriyaki or soy sauce?
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Post by: Merlin on April 09, 2010, 02:44:49 PM
Which one is better?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 09, 2010, 02:59:15 PM
Did you know that you can eat soy sauce and lemon juice alone if you imbibe Magic Fruit first?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 09, 2010, 03:04:47 PM
um okay!  Where is the magic fruit tree?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 09, 2010, 03:10:10 PM
The magic fruit or magic berry is grown in West Africa.  Has anyone else ever heard of these before?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 09, 2010, 03:12:52 PM
My first time to hear of them.  Maybe we should try growing them in Texas, what yaz think?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 10, 2010, 08:53:44 AM
wait whos gonna grill the chicken?
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Post by: Butch on April 11, 2010, 01:17:18 PM
Who needs grilled chicken when you have grilled magic fruit?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on April 11, 2010, 07:15:55 PM
Grilled magic fruit,are ya kidding me?
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Post by: sitarserpent on April 11, 2010, 09:05:02 PM
Magic Fruit? Is that like magic mushrooms?
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Post by: Merlin on April 11, 2010, 09:17:07 PM
Did I eat too much this weekend at Scarby?
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Post by: Butch on April 12, 2010, 10:03:36 AM
Too much grilled magic fruit, or too much spicy mustard?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 12, 2010, 10:06:00 AM
One too many eggs perhaps?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 12, 2010, 11:05:25 AM
Which Faire has the best eggs?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 12, 2010, 11:08:00 AM
I wonder what eggs would taste like after magic fruit?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 12, 2010, 11:45:11 AM
who wants to go to Garf with me Saturday?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 12, 2010, 01:23:47 PM
Does GARF have eggs and magic fruit?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 12, 2010, 01:39:25 PM
For that matter, is there any festival that actually sells magic fruit?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 12, 2010, 02:07:27 PM
Is fruit really fungus?
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Post by: sitarserpent on April 12, 2010, 03:18:37 PM
Have you ever had foot fungus?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 12, 2010, 03:29:33 PM
ewwww how did we get on foot fungas?
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Post by: Butch on April 12, 2010, 10:29:42 PM
Do any of you hunt morels, now that they're in season?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 12, 2010, 10:31:21 PM
Why would we do that?
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Post by: Joyce "Delfinia DuSwallow" Howard on April 13, 2010, 07:04:48 AM
Maybe because you are bored?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 13, 2010, 08:14:37 AM
whos bored?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 09:02:55 AM
I'm bored too, who wants to go get a drink?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 13, 2010, 09:06:49 AM
would you bring me a glass of sweet tea?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 09:24:11 AM
with or without lemon?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2010, 09:58:07 AM
Did you use up all the key limes?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 13, 2010, 10:09:10 AM
why would i want limes or lemons in sweet tea?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 10:13:04 AM
What would you rather in your tea... Rum?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2010, 10:14:19 AM
Wouldn't rum with diet cherry Dr. Pepper be better?
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Post by: ArielCallista on April 13, 2010, 10:22:48 AM
Wouldn't Rum be better in Dublin Dr. Pepper?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 10:27:03 AM
Wouldn't rum taste great just in a mug instead of in Dr. Pepper?
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Post by: Butch on April 13, 2010, 10:34:26 AM
Wouldn't it be quicker just to drink it out of the bottle?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 13, 2010, 11:25:43 AM
should we rename this the rum obsessed thread?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 11:47:54 AM
OK, no more rum. What about LOKI?
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Post by: Butch on April 13, 2010, 11:52:01 AM
Why are the LOKI brewers always willing to share a taste of their LOKI, but not the recipe?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2010, 12:07:30 PM
Why do all good chefs leave a step out of their recipes?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 13, 2010, 12:11:14 PM
To add to M'Lady DonnaCatalina's answer,  Why would you want to brew it when you can get it for free?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 13, 2010, 01:02:19 PM
anyone know where i can get honey bees?
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Post by: Butch on April 13, 2010, 03:37:46 PM
I've seen honey bears in the supermarket, they make honey bees?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
I haven't seen any in a long time, but are those like gummy bees?
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Post by: Merlin on April 13, 2010, 04:58:05 PM
Do I have honey bees in my attic?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 13, 2010, 05:37:26 PM
Are you sure they're not Gummi Bears?
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Post by: Lady Catherine on April 13, 2010, 07:44:33 PM
Have you ever had chocolate-dipped gummi bears???



(seriously, yum!)
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 14, 2010, 09:44:27 AM
Do the bears like being dipped in chocolate??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 14, 2010, 10:04:37 AM
why not ask them?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2010, 10:05:41 AM
Before or after they get dipped?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 14, 2010, 10:27:55 AM
What would a conversation with a gummi bear sound like?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 14, 2010, 11:05:34 AM
why ask me?
i didn't want to know ian did
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 14, 2010, 11:31:38 AM
Why do I always get blamed?  ???
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 14, 2010, 11:51:54 AM
Aaaahhhh, your an easy target?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2010, 11:57:15 AM
OK, I asked the Gummi Bear AFTER I dipped him in chocolate; what does it mean when he just stares at me?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on April 14, 2010, 12:04:22 PM
are his eyes covered in chocolate?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 14, 2010, 12:39:25 PM
Was it HOT chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 14, 2010, 12:51:04 PM
wouldn't he melt in hot chocolate?
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Post by: sitarserpent on April 14, 2010, 01:40:09 PM
Aren't Hot Chocolate that band who wrote "I Believe in Miracles"?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 14, 2010, 02:08:52 PM
Do you?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 14, 2010, 03:20:28 PM
Do I what?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 14, 2010, 03:25:29 PM
Gummy bears and hot chocolate.... isn't it usually marshmallows and hot chocolate?
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Post by: Merlin on April 14, 2010, 03:34:45 PM
Are you making smores?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on April 14, 2010, 03:38:16 PM
are you making s'less?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 14, 2010, 03:40:18 PM
It might have been odd, but who said it was a mess?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 14, 2010, 03:52:11 PM
I thought it was a gummi bear?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2010, 04:34:30 PM
There was a Gummi Bear who made a mess?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 14, 2010, 05:33:29 PM
Tell me this, Just what in the world is wrong with you people?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2010, 08:01:26 PM
How much time have you got?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on April 14, 2010, 10:28:04 PM
I've got all night, how about you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 14, 2010, 10:57:05 PM
So did you really want to spend all night talking about gummi bears?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2010, 09:26:46 AM
Did they have Gummi Bears during the Renaissance?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2010, 10:27:40 AM
you mean you don't remember that from history class?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2010, 10:47:41 AM
Can Renaissance Working Class even go to history class?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 15, 2010, 10:53:54 AM
That depended on their Laird now didn't it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2010, 11:09:42 AM
Did you have a particular Laird in mind?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 15, 2010, 11:28:49 AM
Not in particular, did you lass?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on April 15, 2010, 11:43:37 AM
I didn't know what laird meant, so I looked it up - now I know, don't I?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 15, 2010, 11:55:24 AM
Do You? Can you tell us?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 15, 2010, 12:21:58 PM
Can anyone tell you anything?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 15, 2010, 12:33:25 PM
Is that like a rating system for stubornness??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 15, 2010, 12:33:42 PM
ok anything now what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 15, 2010, 02:20:08 PM
Now what leads to later when?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2010, 04:37:58 PM
When we weigh her to see if she's made of wood, and is therefore a witch?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 15, 2010, 04:58:54 PM
Do you know what you just said really means?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2010, 09:47:26 PM
Have you SEEN Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 15, 2010, 10:43:30 PM
Why would I want to do that?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 15, 2010, 10:53:03 PM
Who doesn't love Monty
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2010, 09:49:29 AM
Did I not skip school with my buddies to go see MP&THG or what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 16, 2010, 10:35:17 AM
Is that Welsh you are speaking?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2010, 10:43:16 AM
Are you tawkin' ta me.....?
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Post by: Butch on April 16, 2010, 12:05:41 PM
Where'd you get the coconuts?
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Post by: BryanPopp on April 16, 2010, 12:16:38 PM
No not the swallows again?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 16, 2010, 01:11:04 PM
You swallowed WHAT?  :o
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Post by: Butch on April 16, 2010, 03:09:41 PM
Elderberries?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 16, 2010, 03:29:51 PM
I've never had them before, are they any good?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 16, 2010, 03:40:25 PM
Will any good come from it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 16, 2010, 04:01:33 PM
Depends on which way you are going with it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 16, 2010, 04:41:39 PM
How does going south sound to you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 16, 2010, 04:46:57 PM
Is there warmer weather there?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 17, 2010, 10:54:29 PM
How warm are we talking here?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 18, 2010, 07:21:09 AM
Is it warm enough to toast cibatta?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 18, 2010, 01:06:30 PM
Does anyone else besides me, not know what cibatta is?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 18, 2010, 05:09:12 PM
Is it similar in any way to focacia?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 19, 2010, 10:29:34 AM
Isn't focacia a cheese?
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Post by: Butch on April 19, 2010, 01:03:35 PM
Are you lactose intolerant?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 19, 2010, 01:26:33 PM
Who drinks buttermilk anymore?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 20, 2010, 10:04:59 AM
Or even a belly dancer?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 20, 2010, 11:14:45 AM
Are the belly dancers who drink buttermilk the ones with alot of belly in their dancer?
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Post by: Butch on April 20, 2010, 12:11:38 PM
Aren't those the pregnant ones?  Or are you saying buttermilk makes bellydancers pregnant?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 20, 2010, 02:31:40 PM
I'm not sure I want to see a preganant bellydancer, do you?
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Post by: Butch on April 20, 2010, 04:14:33 PM
Well why not?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on April 21, 2010, 10:52:07 AM
Because its Wednesday?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 21, 2010, 11:08:46 AM
Ya, a pregnant bellydancer would probably ruin the affect of the belly actually moving during the dance, but I've never seen one, have any of you?
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Post by: Butch on April 21, 2010, 12:24:39 PM
Maybe, but what kinda heel would I be to ask a woman if she is pregnant?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 21, 2010, 12:54:26 PM
Would you ask her if she want's to practice getting pregnant?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 21, 2010, 01:15:32 PM
what?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 21, 2010, 01:25:29 PM
What's wrong with that?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2010, 01:27:58 PM
Did we make a left turn somewhere back there?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 21, 2010, 01:37:42 PM
who driving and why?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 21, 2010, 01:49:05 PM
you don't know whos' driving?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 21, 2010, 01:50:07 PM
what is driving?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
Don't you mean WHO is driving?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 21, 2010, 02:16:07 PM
What is who or what driving?
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Post by: Lady Kett on April 21, 2010, 08:15:58 PM
And is there a designated driver?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 21, 2010, 11:32:39 PM
What's on Second?
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Post by: Butch on April 22, 2010, 07:19:30 AM
Are you quoting the Abbot Costello from the monastary of St. Augustine at Canterbury?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2010, 08:02:09 AM
why would he?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 22, 2010, 09:57:20 AM
who's on third?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2010, 11:07:08 AM
did you have to start that again?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 22, 2010, 11:16:02 AM
What ...... you don't think it's fun?
I could have said something about rum.
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 22, 2010, 11:24:57 AM
I cannae believe rum hath not been asked about.  So what is this driving thing you mentioned?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 22, 2010, 11:36:13 AM
It could be anything. What about a car, truck, motorbike or van?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 22, 2010, 12:07:16 PM
Are you giving cars away now?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2010, 12:17:02 PM
why not a ship?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 22, 2010, 01:58:21 PM
Can that be my next question?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2010, 02:48:45 PM
why would you want to steal my question?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 22, 2010, 02:50:15 PM
What question?
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Post by: Merlin on April 22, 2010, 02:53:32 PM
Who asked a question in here?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 22, 2010, 03:32:16 PM
Does anyone know the formula for true love?
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Post by: Merlin on April 22, 2010, 03:33:07 PM
Could it be 2 compatible people?
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Post by: Butch on April 22, 2010, 03:33:46 PM
Isn't it just basic chemistry?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 22, 2010, 03:35:22 PM
If you can't tell who did, why should I enlighten you?  :)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2010, 03:46:01 PM
how did things get so complicated?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 22, 2010, 03:50:40 PM
What's complicated?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 22, 2010, 03:54:21 PM
How did we come to this?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 22, 2010, 03:57:42 PM
to what?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 23, 2010, 08:03:53 AM
Can someone tell us?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 23, 2010, 08:27:26 AM
you don't know?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 23, 2010, 09:11:22 AM
Does anyone really know anything about love?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 23, 2010, 09:28:28 AM
Does anyone REALLY want to know about that stuff?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 23, 2010, 09:42:18 AM
why would we not?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 23, 2010, 10:39:00 AM
Is it lunchtime yet?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 23, 2010, 11:56:27 AM
anyone got a belt i can borrow?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 23, 2010, 01:06:20 PM
As it's Friday, I could use a belt at lunchtime, how 'bout you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 23, 2010, 01:20:00 PM
could i use it after lunch?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 23, 2010, 01:24:26 PM
Why, does your belt not fit after lunch?
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Post by: Butch on April 25, 2010, 10:56:55 PM
Isn't that why people switch to suspenders?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 26, 2010, 09:20:29 AM
why not switch back?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 26, 2010, 09:39:19 AM
Is it on a stick?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 26, 2010, 10:45:05 AM
What's on the stick?
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Post by: Butch on April 26, 2010, 11:01:32 AM
Rats on a stick?  The new faire food?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 26, 2010, 12:00:38 PM
Are they good with honey mustard and pickles?
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Post by: Butch on April 26, 2010, 08:58:32 PM
Who would have them any other way?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 27, 2010, 08:15:39 AM
How does grilled sound?
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Post by: Butch on April 27, 2010, 08:50:40 AM
Doesn't grilling make a hissing sound?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 27, 2010, 08:55:53 AM
how come you can spell clear as a bell in your dreams but can't remember when you wake up?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 27, 2010, 10:03:52 AM
Remember what?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 27, 2010, 10:06:23 AM
would you believe i had all his info until i woke up?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 27, 2010, 10:17:00 AM
Why?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 27, 2010, 12:08:47 PM
Whoever understands dreams, could you please explain it to the rest of us?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 27, 2010, 12:46:51 PM
Is there a psychologist who specializes in dreams?
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Post by: Merlin on April 27, 2010, 02:02:51 PM
Isn't that what I got my degree in?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 27, 2010, 02:13:35 PM
You got your degree in what?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 27, 2010, 02:29:09 PM
So can't you help analyze then?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 27, 2010, 02:44:17 PM
Are dreams just our way of going insane without loosing touch with the real world?
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Post by: Butch on April 27, 2010, 10:07:43 PM
Don't they always prove we have Oedipus Complex?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2010, 08:41:36 AM
What about Oedipus Simple?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 10:57:53 AM
Has anyone really had simple dreams?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 28, 2010, 11:27:58 AM
Is it really a dream?
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Post by: Merlin on April 28, 2010, 11:38:09 AM
Who needs help with dream interpretation?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 28, 2010, 12:40:33 PM
wasn't it Lady Elizabeth?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2010, 12:57:29 PM
Are you sure it was not Queen Elizabeth?
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Post by: Merlin on April 28, 2010, 01:06:59 PM
What was her dream about?
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Post by: Butch on April 28, 2010, 01:31:02 PM
Wasn't it something about somebody analyzing, explaining, and understanding simple dreams?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 01:38:09 PM
It was about a friend I've not seen in months or thought about i months saying he wanted to go out with me.  But I'm dating someone else I like way more than that guy.  What I wanted analyzed is why this other guy would even make an appearance in my dreams at all?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 28, 2010, 02:16:56 PM
Did you see someone recently who resembled him?
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Post by: Merlin on April 28, 2010, 02:31:32 PM
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 01:38:09 PM
It was about a friend I've not seen in months or thought about i months saying he wanted to go out with me.  But I'm dating someone else I like way more than that guy.  What I wanted analyzed is why this other guy would even make an appearance in my dreams at all?


Could it be to assure you that you have chosen wisely?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 28, 2010, 02:39:32 PM
who hid the cider?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 03:33:07 PM
So is this like the grail challenge?  "You have chosen wisely my son"
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Post by: Merlin on April 28, 2010, 03:37:19 PM
Don't you want to chose wisely?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
Why would anyone not want to choose wisely on such a big decision?
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Post by: Merlin on April 28, 2010, 03:54:59 PM
Quote from: LadyElizabeth on April 28, 2010, 03:49:30 PM
Why would anyone not want to choose wisely on such a big decision?


Would it be that some people have self destructive natures without realizing them at times and this could be a test of ones subconscious ?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on April 28, 2010, 06:38:19 PM
Or, who put the pot in Mrs. Miller's chowder?
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Post by: Butch on April 28, 2010, 06:50:09 PM
Isn't it "Who threw the overcoat in Mrs. Murphy's chowder?"?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 29, 2010, 08:28:12 AM
Why would you throw an overcoat in chowder?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 29, 2010, 08:30:16 AM
Seasoning????
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 29, 2010, 09:15:12 AM
What happen to just using salt and pepper?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 29, 2010, 12:50:40 PM
What, don't you use Garlic powder occasionally?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 29, 2010, 01:30:24 PM
don't you love Garlic?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 29, 2010, 02:50:13 PM
Can you have too much garlic?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 29, 2010, 02:56:45 PM
Which is worse, garlic or onion breath?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 29, 2010, 03:04:43 PM
Does it seem to matter?
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Post by: Lord Virgo on April 29, 2010, 03:32:50 PM
Normal matter or dark matter?
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Post by: Butch on April 29, 2010, 03:43:24 PM
Which one contains Anti-Matter?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 29, 2010, 03:50:39 PM
Aren't these very different matters?
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Post by: ArielCallista on April 29, 2010, 05:10:42 PM
does it really even matter?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 29, 2010, 05:20:56 PM
who is pulling the bodice strings?
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Post by: Butch on April 29, 2010, 09:47:30 PM
Pulling them on or pulling them off?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 30, 2010, 10:26:53 AM
who do they belong too?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 30, 2010, 11:38:38 AM
Could you tell if they belonged to themselves?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 30, 2010, 01:41:21 PM
Does anyone really belong to themselves?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on April 30, 2010, 02:08:33 PM
What makes you say that?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 30, 2010, 02:20:20 PM
If you dont belong to yourself are you states property?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on April 30, 2010, 03:50:01 PM
Or are you property of the US Gov't like my computer is?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 30, 2010, 04:19:34 PM
only if we let it be wouldnt you think?
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Post by: Butch on April 30, 2010, 04:35:07 PM
Let it be?  Like the Beatles?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 30, 2010, 07:43:14 PM
I love the Beatles, do you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on April 30, 2010, 07:48:07 PM
Yes, but do you worship in the houses of the holy with Led Zepplin?
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Post by: Butch on April 30, 2010, 08:55:56 PM
What does he mean. "Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg"?
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Post by: Scribe_Wear on May 02, 2010, 12:19:11 PM
is that sexual innuendo?
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Post by: Butch on May 02, 2010, 09:39:15 PM
What are you pointing at when you ask me that?
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Post by: Escarlata on May 02, 2010, 09:57:51 PM
What are you pointing with when you question my question?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 02, 2010, 09:58:26 PM
Are you daft lad?
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Post by: Butch on May 03, 2010, 08:26:46 AM
Who's to say?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 03, 2010, 09:36:30 AM
If I am daft, why do I like single malt scotch?
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Post by: Butch on May 03, 2010, 01:18:56 PM
What does your mental state have to do with your taste?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 03, 2010, 02:12:12 PM
Why did I think that said METAL state?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 03, 2010, 02:25:55 PM
Dunno, why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 03, 2010, 02:48:25 PM
Is someone eating their tankard again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 03, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
Not getting enough iron in their diet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 03, 2010, 02:54:53 PM
Maybe not if you can figure out how to untarnish Pewtinium?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 03, 2010, 07:07:51 PM
Couldn't you just bronze it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rani Zemirah on May 04, 2010, 09:25:38 AM
Isn't silver a lot of trouble to keep polished?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 04, 2010, 10:03:20 AM
Why not gold, it never tarnishes or rusts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 04, 2010, 10:30:56 AM
Do you know anyone who does gold plating?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 04, 2010, 10:32:03 AM
Would gold plating make my mead taste funny?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 04, 2010, 10:57:42 AM
not sure, what do you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 04, 2010, 11:19:45 AM
Can you tell us what do you know about gold plating or mead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 04, 2010, 11:49:10 AM
I know little or nothing at all about gold plating and as for meade well it is good to drink.  How about you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 04, 2010, 11:57:09 AM
Do you like scotch better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: BryanPopp on May 04, 2010, 12:37:31 PM
Is it 18years or older?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 04, 2010, 01:08:21 PM
Wouldn't older be better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rani Zemirah on May 04, 2010, 01:20:36 PM
Hmmm... do I know anyone who likes scotch better than meade?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 04, 2010, 01:45:02 PM
Why would anyone like rubbing alcohol next to honey sweetened heaven?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 04, 2010, 02:03:04 PM
Why are you calling a good aged scotch rubbing alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 04, 2010, 02:16:17 PM
Doesn't it help your aches if you rub it on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 04, 2010, 02:27:55 PM
I was thinking maybe it would help your aches if you drank it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: dragonflai on May 04, 2010, 02:57:23 PM
Anyone else need a good stiff drink after seeing this thread has 452 pages?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 04, 2010, 03:12:35 PM
hummm let me think.  No, do you want one?  It is 5 O'clock somewhere yaz know.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 04, 2010, 10:35:48 PM
Isn't that a song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 04, 2010, 10:40:15 PM
You know it migh be, who can be sure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 05, 2010, 08:19:45 AM
Can anybody be sure of anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2010, 09:52:14 AM
Yes, anyone can be sure, but does mean that they are right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on May 05, 2010, 10:53:37 AM
Ever met anyone who wanted to admit they were wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 05, 2010, 11:06:30 AM
To keep the one you love, won't most people say anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 05, 2010, 12:06:56 PM
Isnt the truth the best way to go?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 05, 2010, 02:13:30 PM
The truth may be the way to go, but doesn't a rumour get around faster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 05, 2010, 04:18:37 PM
What is truth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 05, 2010, 04:36:47 PM
what is the most frequent rumor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 05, 2010, 06:52:18 PM
About Rennies, you mean?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on May 05, 2010, 07:01:24 PM
what did you think he meant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 05, 2010, 08:00:46 PM
Am I wrong to clarify the question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 06, 2010, 07:27:43 AM
how bad could it be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 06, 2010, 08:55:33 AM
Yeah, how bad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 06, 2010, 09:11:44 AM
How bad could what be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 06, 2010, 09:21:26 AM
clarified butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 06, 2010, 09:25:22 AM
You have butter and I have toast, how about some breakfast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 06, 2010, 11:56:07 AM
Can we find the guy with bacon first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 06, 2010, 12:57:40 PM
Back bacon or pork belly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 07, 2010, 10:00:14 AM
bacon is bacon ain't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 07, 2010, 05:11:12 PM
You ain't from around here, is you boy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Scribe_Wear on May 08, 2010, 04:45:41 PM
Boy, but didn't she say i was a man now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 08, 2010, 08:56:35 PM
What did you do to earn that title from her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 10, 2010, 08:24:32 AM
Does it really matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 10, 2010, 09:25:36 AM
Are we back to mind over matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 10, 2010, 01:16:02 PM
so why does it always seem to rain when i'm blue?
I'm not always blue when it rains though
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 10, 2010, 01:16:59 PM
I'm hoping that if the rain was your fault, that the wind was not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 10, 2010, 07:30:27 PM
Are you implying that Lady Christina is full of hot air?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 11, 2010, 09:05:19 AM
why would any one imply that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 11, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
Wouldn't you know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 11, 2010, 09:53:31 AM
know what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 11, 2010, 09:55:27 AM
do you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 11, 2010, 09:56:36 AM
Do I what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2010, 09:59:33 AM
Do you have a thing for Chantilly lace?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 11, 2010, 10:05:47 AM
Chantilly lace, that's a song right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 11, 2010, 10:28:46 AM
Yes I believe it is, by Jerry Lee Lewis wasnt it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 11, 2010, 03:04:58 PM
Which would you want most Chantilly Lace, a pretty face, a pony tail, a wiggle in the walk, or a giggly in the talk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 11, 2010, 03:06:23 PM
What makes the world go round?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2010, 04:06:53 PM
Its love, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on May 11, 2010, 04:08:28 PM
Or is it money?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 11, 2010, 04:13:16 PM
Might be love but money greases the wheels wouldnt you say?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 11, 2010, 04:15:17 PM
Well if it's love, I'm currently spinning like a tornado, can you guys see me still?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 11, 2010, 04:19:12 PM
So, that is what the red cloud is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 12, 2010, 07:59:29 AM
are you sure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 12, 2010, 11:15:35 AM
I am sure that I've heard that question before, was it from you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2010, 12:09:02 PM
We do have many circular questions on here... maybe it's the tornado that just blew thru?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 12, 2010, 12:35:06 PM
i'm not sure what do you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on May 12, 2010, 01:48:11 PM
What would this tornado read on the Fujita Scale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 12, 2010, 02:33:37 PM
I don't know, is ridiculously impassioned a rating?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 12, 2010, 02:42:03 PM
huh?  lmao
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on May 12, 2010, 03:13:20 PM
Would that make you a rarely heard of level six?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 12, 2010, 03:35:50 PM
Maybe The Doctor Alt 8 can answer that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 12, 2010, 03:43:23 PM
Is he a German doctor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 12, 2010, 09:07:15 PM
You think he's German because he says "gesundheit"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 13, 2010, 09:15:42 AM
Am I the only one who had to sound that word out to figure out what it said?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 13, 2010, 12:11:29 PM
Do you find that even after sounding it out in your head it still doesn't sound right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 13, 2010, 02:35:08 PM
R we sure the spelling is even right there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 13, 2010, 03:00:40 PM
do we really care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 14, 2010, 08:58:25 AM
Is this getting to be a ho/abit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 14, 2010, 09:00:06 AM
Silly me... I thought since it's a bit warmer outside today that I could wear a lighter weight cardigan instead of a huge sweater. Too bad it's still about 60 degrees inside at the office...
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on May 14, 2010, 09:12:08 AM
Does Charlotte think she is in Random Thoughts? (Maybe?) Has Anna ever does this before..?(yes  :)) Should I drop Charlotte a note to give her a laugh? (yep).  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 14, 2010, 09:16:20 AM
Shall we dance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 14, 2010, 09:22:26 AM
Do you prefer Two-step or Waltz?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 14, 2010, 09:30:03 AM
How could I have thought I was in Random Thoughts? Is my brain frozen too? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 14, 2010, 11:13:01 AM
Um are you in Alaska?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: J M Gryphon on May 14, 2010, 12:14:45 PM
 Why dosent she turn up the thermostat? ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 14, 2010, 01:46:59 PM
Are you sure she shouldn't turn down the thermostat in summer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Charlotte Rowan on May 14, 2010, 02:15:29 PM
Do you think I have control over the temperature in my office?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 14, 2010, 02:22:29 PM
Can I have that with ice please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 14, 2010, 05:33:56 PM
You want Alaskan King Crab with ice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 14, 2010, 06:06:27 PM
Is it summer already?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 14, 2010, 06:22:50 PM
Isn't it still Spring?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 15, 2010, 09:50:22 AM
Are you sure the groundhog saw his shadow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on May 16, 2010, 10:12:21 AM
Do groundhogs oink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 16, 2010, 11:07:24 AM
Do you mean Alaskan groundhogs, or groundhogs from the lower 48?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 16, 2010, 12:13:16 PM
What makes you think they are different?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 16, 2010, 02:27:42 PM
Can a groundhog see its shadow during the 6 months of winter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2010, 06:53:33 PM
Can a groundhog see its shadow at all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 17, 2010, 11:45:36 AM
And who decided that the groundhog even cared?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 17, 2010, 04:15:30 PM
why should he care in the first place, he's a rodent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2010, 04:26:44 PM
Aren't rodents people too?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 17, 2010, 04:28:10 PM
who wants a kitkat bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2010, 05:05:13 PM
Who DOESN'T want a KitKat bar??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 17, 2010, 09:49:53 PM
Did you break ME off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 18, 2010, 10:40:21 AM
Heavens, do you know how addictive kit kat bars are?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2010, 03:30:10 PM
What would be an easier addiction to kick? Kit Kat bars or Scarborough Faire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on May 18, 2010, 08:16:28 PM
Do kitkat bars melt quickly at Scarby?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 18, 2010, 08:17:52 PM
Kit Kat bars of course.  Why would anyone want to kick a Scarby addiction?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on May 18, 2010, 08:21:45 PM
Did my question beat your question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 19, 2010, 09:51:06 AM
Kind of like, can a cat (o'nine-tails) beat a cat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 19, 2010, 10:10:32 AM
Probably, but how big is the cat and the cat o'nine-tails?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 19, 2010, 10:26:13 AM
would a cat sit still for a cat of nine
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 19, 2010, 09:34:03 PM
Lady Christina, did you wish to finish your post?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 20, 2010, 09:31:54 AM
What makes you think she wasn't finished?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 09:34:31 AM
Were you expecting a tale?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2010, 09:43:08 AM
What kind of tail, like a bunny rabbits or a horses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 09:45:33 AM
I was thinking more along the lines of a story, would you like to hear one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 20, 2010, 10:03:32 AM
Hear what? Do you have a musical computer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2010, 10:30:32 AM
Do you have a talking computer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 10:32:21 AM
do you have a computer at all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2010, 10:32:58 AM
How do you think I'm reading this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 10:34:22 AM
LOL are you reading this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2010, 10:36:40 AM
Well if it was a good story, wouldn't we all be reading it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 10:41:56 AM
would you prefer a video?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 20, 2010, 11:27:24 AM
Video of what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 11:30:24 AM
what did yaz have in mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 20, 2010, 11:34:40 AM
What do you prefer, depends on the video?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2010, 12:29:08 PM
When did someone start videotaping us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2010, 12:57:17 PM
Oh dear, tell me it wasn't taping "That Day"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 20, 2010, 12:59:48 PM
Taped everydae?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 20, 2010, 02:45:12 PM
What sort of things are on these tapes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2010, 03:03:31 PM
I could use some double sided tape, do you have that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 21, 2010, 07:30:49 AM
What or Who are you sticking together?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 21, 2010, 09:54:50 AM
Have I come apart?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 10:02:45 AM
Who came apart?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 21, 2010, 10:12:53 AM
Was there a divorce involved?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 10:21:35 AM
Were twinkies involved?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 21, 2010, 10:23:47 AM
Could it have been the divorce of the Twinkies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 21, 2010, 10:35:55 AM
Oh yeah, can you just picture this, "Honey I've found someone new and he's a chocolate Ding Dong"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 21, 2010, 01:21:23 PM
Oh my... anyone else picturing this supposed "chocolate ding dong"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 21, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
OMG, my eyes, my eyes!!!! Does anybody have any eye bleach?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 02:16:07 PM
has this thread sank even lower? LMAO
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Post by: Merlin on May 21, 2010, 02:18:44 PM
Is that possible?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 21, 2010, 02:21:00 PM
Didn't someone famous say the possibilities are limitless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 02:29:18 PM
Is it chocolates fault for having sex appeal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 21, 2010, 02:32:21 PM
Doesn't everyone like chocolate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 21, 2010, 02:55:21 PM
Isn't chocolate one of the major food groups?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 03:00:52 PM
isnt it right after strawberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 21, 2010, 04:11:55 PM
Ooh, chocolate and strawberries, is there anything sexier than that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 21, 2010, 04:14:16 PM
Ummmmm, you?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 21, 2010, 06:24:24 PM
Chocolate Strawberry Yoo-Hoo is sexy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 21, 2010, 10:53:36 PM
Why would you contaminate chocolate strawberries with Yoo-Hoo?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 22, 2010, 06:29:22 PM
Would Lady Elizabeth steer us wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 22, 2010, 08:22:48 PM
How do we know that she would steer us right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 23, 2010, 10:57:33 AM
What I want to know is when did Lady Elizabeth acquire a steer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 23, 2010, 11:40:22 AM
Would Lady Elizabeth give me a bum steer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 23, 2010, 01:26:00 PM
Is that where rump roast comes from?  A bum steer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 23, 2010, 06:20:48 PM
Would the rump roast come from the steer's bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 24, 2010, 07:37:28 AM
Why else, do you think that they call it ...... a rump roast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 24, 2010, 09:07:01 AM
What?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 24, 2010, 09:11:16 AM
Was it hot yesterday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 24, 2010, 09:38:56 AM
I certainly thought so, but wasnt it nice under the trees at Wedding?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 24, 2010, 09:44:31 AM
Who got married?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 24, 2010, 10:01:27 AM
We dont know, just stood the arch.  Do you know who it was?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 24, 2010, 10:30:43 AM
No, I don't know. Could you tell me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 24, 2010, 11:49:54 AM
Can we wish it was us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 24, 2010, 12:44:47 PM
I suppose you can, what do you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 24, 2010, 01:28:56 PM
Why do I have to think on Monday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 24, 2010, 02:31:17 PM
Its Monday!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on May 24, 2010, 04:12:59 PM
Isn't is actually 5 days before faire day?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 24, 2010, 06:51:48 PM
Isn't it more like 4 days and a wake-up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 25, 2010, 11:34:18 AM
Can you clarify whether or not you're using Rennie math?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 25, 2010, 11:44:27 AM
Huh?
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Post by: Rowan MacD on May 25, 2010, 12:43:02 PM
 What will the weather be like on opening day?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 25, 2010, 01:43:39 PM
Doesn't it depend on which day you start counting, either Fri or Sat as beginning?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2010, 02:16:58 PM
Wouldn't it be cooler if we counted nights instead of days?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 25, 2010, 02:45:48 PM
Is it too hot to count during the day?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 25, 2010, 02:46:32 PM
Maybe you should ask the Count?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 25, 2010, 02:52:11 PM
Where would we find this count?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 25, 2010, 03:08:52 PM
Couldn't I just make one of you a Count?  Anyone heard of royal favors?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 25, 2010, 03:17:30 PM
You would do such a thing?

;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2010, 03:17:42 PM
Do you think you should be giving your Royal Favours away, m'lady?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 25, 2010, 03:22:12 PM
What if he doesn't know how to count?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 25, 2010, 03:54:52 PM
I think there should be certain stipulations on who gets my favors, don't you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 25, 2010, 03:56:52 PM
What would those be your majesty?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 26, 2010, 02:44:16 PM
What do they put in Twix bars to make them so addictive?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 26, 2010, 03:16:40 PM
DonaCatalina brings up a good point, Twix bars should be part of my stipulation, don't you think?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 26, 2010, 03:58:06 PM
Twix and maybe some 3 Muskateers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 26, 2010, 04:42:30 PM
I get my fill of musketeers at the faire, so can I have 3 fair damsels instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 27, 2010, 01:18:31 PM
Why stop at three?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 27, 2010, 01:43:57 PM
I'll be a damsel in distress if I can get a few handsom muskateers to rescue me.... any volunteers?
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Post by: Merlin on May 27, 2010, 01:57:40 PM
Do I have to be a muskateer.... or handsome?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 27, 2010, 02:42:00 PM
How about a couple of knarly old scotsmen?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 27, 2010, 02:49:56 PM
Don't I fit in that
Quoteknarly old scotsmen?
category?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 27, 2010, 04:17:44 PM
Haha... can't we be anything we want at the faire?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 27, 2010, 08:31:52 PM
Can an olde fahrt such as myself pretend to be a handsome young musketeer?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 28, 2010, 09:12:14 AM
Just how vivid is your imagination?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 28, 2010, 12:14:56 PM
My imagination is pretty great, my dreams are amazing... Anyone have good dreams last night?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on May 28, 2010, 12:28:50 PM
What is this dreaming you speak of?
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Post by: holierthanthou on May 29, 2010, 03:01:16 PM
Are you speaking metaphorically?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 01, 2010, 07:12:07 AM
Good Morning everyone.Does anyone have any coffee made?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 01, 2010, 08:18:00 AM
Who needs coffee when you have diet Dr. Pepper?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 01, 2010, 08:35:49 AM
OK! Does anybody have any Caffeine other than Dr. Pepper?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 03, 2010, 09:39:18 AM
does chocolate count?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 03, 2010, 11:50:34 AM
Chocolate always counts doesnt it?  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 03, 2010, 03:57:21 PM
When did chocolate learn to count? Did Cocoa achieve sentience?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 03, 2010, 04:04:22 PM
Ummmm  1533? 
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 04, 2010, 07:44:32 AM
OK, what did I miss?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2010, 11:01:22 AM
Were you aiming at something?
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Post by: Butch on June 04, 2010, 04:05:18 PM
Don't most of us aim to please?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 04, 2010, 05:23:21 PM
who are we trying to please?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 04, 2010, 07:47:19 PM
Wasn't they asking us to please aim?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2010, 08:13:27 AM
My wife always demands that I aim carefully, doesn't yours?
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Post by: Butch on June 06, 2010, 12:01:52 PM
Has yours asked you to sit down to improve your aim?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2010, 12:55:31 PM
When I do that, it hits the ceiling. Have you another suggestion?
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Post by: Butch on June 06, 2010, 05:37:59 PM
Have you tried using the shower with the door closed?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 06, 2010, 06:45:43 PM
Why would I close the door?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2010, 07:00:18 PM
Wouldn't I lose all my friends if I didn't shower?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 07, 2010, 11:54:38 AM
Can wer hope that soap is also involved?
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Post by: Butch on June 07, 2010, 10:08:45 PM
Is it true that the Navy uses powdered soap because it is harder to pick up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 08, 2010, 05:22:29 AM
If I promise not to ask about the soap, do you promise not to tell?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 08, 2010, 10:18:44 AM
tell what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 08, 2010, 12:19:40 PM
OOOh can you tell us a different story then?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 08, 2010, 12:22:51 PM
Does it start with "Once upon a time"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 08, 2010, 12:27:02 PM
Do you mean to tell me it doesn't start with 'No S---, there I was'?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 08, 2010, 04:57:56 PM
Don't all stories that end disastrously begin with "Hey, y'all! Watch this"?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 08, 2010, 05:10:53 PM
Or is it "A long time ago, far far away."?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 09, 2010, 12:13:15 PM
Wouldn't it be great if all disasters were long long ago and far far away?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2010, 12:56:10 PM
Wouldn't it be weird if Darth Vadar showed up during parade at Scarborough?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 09, 2010, 01:13:42 PM
Hasn't that happened before?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2010, 01:19:41 PM
It actually did happen this year...weren't you there?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 09, 2010, 01:57:22 PM
I haven't been to Texas, Have I?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2010, 06:08:15 PM
But, have you ever been to Spain?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 09, 2010, 06:17:27 PM
I've never been to Spain, but do you like the music?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 10, 2010, 05:55:58 AM
I just kinda liked the music, so would that offend Hoyt Axton?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 10, 2010, 08:34:10 AM
Why would it offend him?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 10, 2010, 09:38:12 AM
What does Hoyt have to do with Ren forums?  ;D
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 10, 2010, 09:45:15 AM
Is a Hoyt some kind of animal?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 10, 2010, 10:58:48 AM
is it? they are making new discoveries daily
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 10, 2010, 11:01:11 AM
Or is that Hoya?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 10, 2010, 11:51:52 AM
Not Hoya...but someone asked, "Have You Ever Been to Spain?" which Hoyt wrote, or have I completely lost touch with reality and am now bound for insanity at light-speed?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 10, 2010, 12:42:38 PM
What is Light Speed?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on June 10, 2010, 01:09:13 PM
Better yet, what is heavy speed?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 10, 2010, 01:45:49 PM
the question gentlemen and ladies is have you ever traveled at light or heavy speed?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 10, 2010, 02:09:51 PM
Does the 20% increase in weight since I quit smoking cause heavy speed to occur? Is light speed how fast you move if you sit on a burning candle?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 11, 2010, 11:45:04 AM
What if it was just a hot potato?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 11, 2010, 01:19:06 PM
isn't that spelled potatoe?  ;)
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Post by: Butch on June 11, 2010, 11:17:11 PM
Are we writing it in Olde English?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 11, 2010, 11:31:52 PM
let me get me dictionary oot, now how do you spell that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 12, 2010, 06:46:50 AM
How do you look it up in the dictionary if you don't know how to spell it?
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Post by: Butch on June 12, 2010, 07:05:16 PM
Can't you get close to it, and then find it?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 13, 2010, 09:21:19 AM
Find what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 13, 2010, 10:41:28 AM
How do you find something if you don't know what it is?
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Post by: Butch on June 13, 2010, 01:32:02 PM
Can't you do like the Cat-in-the-Hat, and just mark off things that it isn't?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 13, 2010, 02:32:24 PM
Is there Eggplant in it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2010, 02:49:42 PM
What was the question?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 13, 2010, 03:25:02 PM
Why don't you know that, you were not paying attention were you?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 13, 2010, 03:33:00 PM
I wasn't????
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 13, 2010, 03:37:24 PM
What were you doing?
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Post by: Butch on June 13, 2010, 06:54:50 PM
What was I doing when?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 13, 2010, 09:13:39 PM
When were you doing what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 14, 2010, 10:36:27 AM
Do you think you've lost the line of inquiry?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 14, 2010, 06:50:15 PM
Is that like a line of credit?
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Post by: Butch on June 14, 2010, 08:21:13 PM
Are you implying that I'm too poor to pay attention?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 14, 2010, 08:22:59 PM
why pay for it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 15, 2010, 07:33:39 AM
If you got someone's attention and didn't pay for it, would you go to jail?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 15, 2010, 10:03:40 AM
Does anybody want to go to jail?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 15, 2010, 10:55:06 AM
What if we couldn't find an alternative for you?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 16, 2010, 03:30:55 PM
Could we just have a hanging?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 16, 2010, 06:42:23 PM
What about a beheading?
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Post by: Butch on June 16, 2010, 08:38:53 PM
Which heading are we steering toward?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2010, 02:09:22 PM
To do both, why can't we behead the bugger and then hang his head and torso?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 17, 2010, 02:36:12 PM
Cant we just put the head on a pike?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 17, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
The fish or the spear?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2010, 08:03:49 PM
One way get get a head is to spear the fish, isn't it?
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Post by: Butch on June 18, 2010, 08:51:06 AM
Are you talking ocean fish or fresh water fish?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 18, 2010, 09:13:07 AM
Did you mean Pike's Peak?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 18, 2010, 01:14:06 PM
I thought Pike was a freshwater fish, where does the peak come in though?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 18, 2010, 02:39:48 PM
The pike is at the peak of its freshness, is it not?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 18, 2010, 02:58:48 PM
and all this time I thought it was a stick with a spear on it, isnt it?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 18, 2010, 06:57:36 PM
A stick with a spear on it? Sideways? Like a giant, one toothed rake?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 19, 2010, 09:03:39 AM
Does that sound like something you would want to part your hair with?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 19, 2010, 10:12:29 AM
I haven't enough hair to part, but may I use it on my beard?
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Post by: Butch on June 19, 2010, 01:58:52 PM
Merlin's Beard Part I, or Part II?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 19, 2010, 11:10:15 PM
His beard had a sequel?
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Post by: Lady Kett on June 19, 2010, 11:11:39 PM
Is anyone other than me slightly afraid of a beard with a sequel?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 19, 2010, 11:15:54 PM
Would an undead beard be worse? Zombeard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2010, 07:28:51 AM
Wouldn't an undead beard be a vambeard? Is that why it's so long...because I can't see it in the mirror to cut it?
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Post by: Butch on June 20, 2010, 09:42:34 AM
If it's a vambeard, wouldn't you stake it instead of cutting it?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 20, 2010, 10:46:27 AM
If it was long enough, would it go for your throat?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 20, 2010, 01:52:52 PM
What does a beard have to do with it?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 20, 2010, 04:08:09 PM
Is it a deforestation issue?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 20, 2010, 09:50:00 PM
Deforestation or defenestration?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 21, 2010, 11:00:24 AM
What has either of those got to do with the price of tea?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 21, 2010, 02:50:15 PM
What type of tea?
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Post by: Butch on June 21, 2010, 03:15:03 PM
Didn't Ian ask for decaffeinated?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 21, 2010, 03:21:51 PM
Could I get a cup of Earl Grey please?

Lemon not cream.
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 21, 2010, 03:25:26 PM
Didn't you say once before that you preferred green tea?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 21, 2010, 03:45:08 PM
Wasn't it green eggs and ham?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 21, 2010, 03:50:40 PM
Hey done right green eggs and ham or okay but dont you prefer tacos made of goat meat?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 21, 2010, 04:13:49 PM
Who are you, El chupacabra?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 21, 2010, 04:37:56 PM
You want fries with that burger?

That would be MacEl chupacabra. LMFAO
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Post by: Butch on June 21, 2010, 08:58:07 PM
Straight cut, waffle cut, or crinkle cut?
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Post by: Lady Kett on June 21, 2010, 10:19:50 PM
Do you have curly fries?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2010, 04:55:46 AM
Are those natural curly fries or do you have to give them a perm?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 22, 2010, 11:50:29 AM
Did you have a perm that fried your hair?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 22, 2010, 12:38:44 PM
Arent they baked in an oven?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 22, 2010, 03:39:32 PM
they can't be fried in an oven, can they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on June 22, 2010, 04:16:40 PM
Could they be fired in a kiln?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
Would they be fired by the boss?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 22, 2010, 09:49:29 PM
Did I say FRIED or FIRED?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2010, 11:24:43 AM
Well if the ovens are fired up, does it matter?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 23, 2010, 11:27:13 AM
Doesn't size matter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2010, 02:33:12 PM
How many sizes do ovens come in anyway?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 23, 2010, 09:52:21 PM
Would you not hate being fried by your boss as well?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 25, 2010, 11:53:09 AM
Is that "Fried by your boss" or "Fired by your boss"? ... very pointed difference...
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 25, 2010, 01:04:22 PM
Baked or fried...if the temperature is 100 degrees, does it make a difference?
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Post by: Butch on June 26, 2010, 05:17:08 PM
Are you even considering humidity?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 26, 2010, 05:19:51 PM
Can't humanity make it a bit rough too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 27, 2010, 05:00:45 PM
Isn't it the lack of humanity that makes it rough?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 27, 2010, 09:48:20 PM
How rough can it get?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 27, 2010, 10:06:30 PM
Have you even seen 5 grit sandpaper?
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Post by: Butch on June 28, 2010, 02:30:22 AM
Did you just make that up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 28, 2010, 05:56:44 AM
Isn't #5 sandpaper like a newspaper with a brick in the middle?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 28, 2010, 09:25:40 AM
How big of a brick are we talking about here, paver size?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on June 28, 2010, 10:57:46 AM
How big of a brick can you hold in one hand?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 28, 2010, 05:17:43 PM
In one hand, or with one hand?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 28, 2010, 05:45:45 PM
Are we still talking about bricks here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on June 28, 2010, 08:56:29 PM
Bricks with a "B"?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 29, 2010, 11:42:33 AM
What else would bricks start with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 29, 2010, 03:14:41 PM
What about with straw?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2010, 04:14:03 PM
Did you forget the clay?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 29, 2010, 08:57:07 PM
Are we throwing pots now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 30, 2010, 10:18:02 AM
I thought we were making pots?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 30, 2010, 11:22:10 AM
Are you so angry that you throw pots?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on June 30, 2010, 12:17:00 PM
I am not angry are you?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 30, 2010, 12:18:16 PM
I am, and why shouldn't i be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 30, 2010, 12:52:42 PM
Um, are the Irish fighting the Pirates again?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2010, 02:27:41 PM
Who plays Notre Dame and has 'Pirates' as their mascot?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on June 30, 2010, 03:49:02 PM
WHo wouldn't want pirates as their mascot?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 30, 2010, 05:36:04 PM
What about the Spanish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on June 30, 2010, 05:43:19 PM
What about them, are they threatening an invasion fleet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on June 30, 2010, 10:15:53 PM
A fleet, or an armada?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2010, 06:02:31 AM
Did you say Fleet enema?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 01, 2010, 08:49:31 AM
Merlin, are you a back-door man?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 01, 2010, 10:21:55 AM
Why would you ask a question like that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 01, 2010, 11:12:34 AM
No I'm terribly disturbed, anyone else?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 01, 2010, 11:54:56 AM
I'm not disturbed at the moment, are you warning me about a photo that would disturb me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 01, 2010, 02:21:21 PM
Has this become a photo thread?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 01, 2010, 05:23:38 PM
Why would we have a photo of thread?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on July 02, 2010, 09:59:20 AM
Maybe someone wants photos of saffron thread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2010, 10:52:56 AM
I'm just wild about saffron, aren't you?

(Butch!! Shame! You were about to make this a Star Trek thread...taking it where no thread should have gone before!  :D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 02, 2010, 10:57:23 AM
You think that Butch was going to "Take a walk on the Wild Side"?

[staying in the classic rock theme]
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 02, 2010, 01:26:14 PM
Was he going with or without the Sundance Kid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 02, 2010, 01:34:26 PM
Wow, are we going to host the Sundance festival here now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 02, 2010, 05:16:21 PM
Who's driving?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 02, 2010, 09:18:30 PM
If I do, will you hold my RUM?

(HA!  Back to rum again!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 02, 2010, 10:05:35 PM
If I drink the RUM, can I drive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 02, 2010, 10:38:39 PM
Don't RAM and drives work together a little better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 02, 2010, 10:41:27 PM
Who, other than me, has ever used a RAM drive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 02, 2010, 10:46:01 PM
Intentionally or accidentally?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 03, 2010, 07:39:41 AM
Should we allow a RAM to drive? Wouldn't ewe be safer if we didn't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 03, 2010, 08:57:00 AM
Wouldn't ewe be safer if they all just stayed home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 03, 2010, 09:38:40 AM
Does the thought of rams driving make ewe feel a little sheepish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 03, 2010, 10:06:51 AM
I like mine well done, please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 03, 2010, 10:13:40 AM
Are you a member of PETA (People that Eat Tasty Animals) too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 03, 2010, 03:20:09 PM
Are you sure you got that acronym right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 03, 2010, 04:46:04 PM
And how does it compare to P.I.T.A (Pain In The Arse)?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 03, 2010, 05:43:37 PM
What's wrong with tasty animals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 04, 2010, 09:52:39 AM
How do you like your tasty animals cooked?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 04, 2010, 10:42:31 AM
Does anybody like them raw?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Stipticus on July 04, 2010, 10:43:43 AM
Does anyone not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 04, 2010, 11:50:49 AM
Isn't it bad for you to eat raw meat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 04, 2010, 12:51:20 PM
Will you contemplate steak Tartare with me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 04, 2010, 07:22:21 PM
Are you buying?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 04, 2010, 07:24:01 PM
I dont care for raw meat, so why would I buy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 04, 2010, 11:56:52 PM
Aren't you rich?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on July 05, 2010, 12:49:37 AM
Does being rich automatically make you a carnivore?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 05, 2010, 07:11:11 AM
With beef so expensive, wouldn't being a carnivore make you poor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 05, 2010, 03:03:28 PM
I'd be an herbavore... but why isn't there protien in veggies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 05, 2010, 03:21:22 PM
What about soy, and peanuts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 05, 2010, 03:30:29 PM
Soy and peanut tartare?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 05, 2010, 03:48:30 PM
Hm... is anyone else thinking Etamame now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 05, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
Does it taste like boiled peanuts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 05, 2010, 08:16:54 PM
Can we get cashews instead.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 05, 2010, 08:52:42 PM
Do you prefer cashew butter to peanut butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 05, 2010, 09:47:21 PM
Who doesn't prefer almod butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 05, 2010, 10:56:11 PM
Oh no, wouldn't we rather discuss other ice cream toppings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 06, 2010, 09:37:51 AM
What ice cream toppings are there besides nuts and chocolate sauce?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 06, 2010, 01:00:34 PM
Who doesn't love fresh berries on top of homemade ice cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on July 06, 2010, 02:30:56 PM
the real question is, ice ream or frozen custard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 06, 2010, 02:50:37 PM
What's an ice ream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 06, 2010, 03:34:31 PM
Is this one thing we are better off not knowing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 06, 2010, 05:52:23 PM
Is it like reaming someone with ice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on July 06, 2010, 07:43:12 PM
If it is a large box of sheets of ice, is it a ream or a rehm?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 06, 2010, 07:47:53 PM
Wouldn't it still hurt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 06, 2010, 07:51:24 PM
Was it used sideways or end on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 06, 2010, 08:08:20 PM
Doesn't really matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 06, 2010, 09:10:32 PM
Am I old enough to listen to this conversation?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 07, 2010, 08:36:10 AM
Isn't the Real question:  Are you TOO OLD to listen to this conversation? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 07, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
Is you age affecting your hearing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 07, 2010, 12:05:55 PM
Huh?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on July 07, 2010, 01:43:24 PM
Who are we talking about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 07, 2010, 02:26:21 PM
Who is beating someone silly with ice have some kind of age limit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 07, 2010, 03:00:07 PM
I repeat my question... "Huh?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 07, 2010, 04:25:38 PM
OK, who put "Who" in my question instead of "Why"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 07, 2010, 04:32:32 PM
Why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 07, 2010, 05:21:29 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 07, 2010, 08:25:58 PM
Why knot when you can splice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 07, 2010, 11:03:36 PM
Who's the potty mouth now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 08, 2010, 11:11:01 AM
Why did my mind suddenly come up with 'Danger Will Robinson'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 08, 2010, 11:27:00 AM
What was sitting on your foot at the time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 08, 2010, 05:30:21 PM
Is Will Robinson sitting on your foot in his potty mouth with an old slab of ice sideways up his arse? (just trying to connect the thoughts out here...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 08, 2010, 05:39:04 PM
Is there danger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 08, 2010, 08:10:36 PM
Is there really a Will Robinson, and will he be forever content living out his days with Robbie the Robot? (Find out tomorrow on As the Stomach Turns)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 09, 2010, 10:15:24 AM
Why am I so confused?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 09, 2010, 11:58:22 AM
Is this all you people have time to do - ask questions?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on July 09, 2010, 12:02:05 PM
Isn't it better than gossiping?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 09, 2010, 12:07:02 PM
Who are we gossiping about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 09, 2010, 01:15:28 PM
I missed that part, heard anything good lately?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 09, 2010, 01:58:01 PM
did you hear he was running away from home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 09, 2010, 02:28:57 PM
Well, just who the blazes are you?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 09, 2010, 08:24:27 PM
Do you mean blaze like a fire, or like making a trail?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 10, 2010, 03:33:58 AM
Is it a happy trail? To you?  (you younguns have no clue, do you?)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 10, 2010, 09:44:14 AM
Will we meet again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 10, 2010, 10:59:55 AM
It's a little hairy, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 10, 2010, 01:35:14 PM
So, I'm guessing perhaps not looking at a bald spot?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 10, 2010, 02:10:33 PM
Since he is up for sale, are we talking about Trigger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Becky10 on July 10, 2010, 02:12:36 PM
Can I buy Buttermilk instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 10, 2010, 10:27:13 PM
Are you making pancakes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 11, 2010, 01:43:01 AM
With blueberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Becky10 on July 11, 2010, 02:39:02 AM
Are blueberries in season?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 11, 2010, 04:15:50 AM
Can't we use frozen blueberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 11, 2010, 04:35:52 AM
are you out of fresh blueberrys?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 11, 2010, 10:47:43 AM
Do you have enough for all of us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 11, 2010, 11:02:52 AM
Did you know you sound like a school teacher?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 11, 2010, 12:09:42 PM
What subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 11, 2010, 08:19:30 PM
What subject would you like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 12, 2010, 02:11:00 AM
Does "Blueberry Pancakes" count as a subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on July 12, 2010, 02:50:26 AM
Do you get bonus points for bringing whipped cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 12, 2010, 06:03:02 AM
How many points does it take to earn a free pancake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 12, 2010, 09:29:02 AM
Can you tell me more about the whipped cream instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 10:15:59 AM
How do you plan on using that whipped cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
Quote from: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 10:15:59 AM
How do you plan on using that whipped cream?
:o :o :o :o :o
Are you sure we should go there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on July 12, 2010, 03:51:27 PM
I am going home, where exactly are you going?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2010, 03:58:08 PM
I am going nowhere fast, but how does that affect you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 05:17:25 PM
Is that the same as fastly going nowhere?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 12, 2010, 06:53:51 PM
Or slowly going nowhere fast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 12, 2010, 08:23:37 PM
Is there a road that goes there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
Aren't there roads to go everywhere?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 12, 2010, 08:50:03 PM
Which way are you headed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 12, 2010, 09:27:55 PM
Which way do you want to go?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 13, 2010, 09:28:35 AM
Are you volunteering to drive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 13, 2010, 12:08:55 PM
If I drive, will you buy the gas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 13, 2010, 03:15:30 PM
If you buy the gas should I bring the snacks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 13, 2010, 04:03:32 PM
What kind of snacks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 13, 2010, 04:10:48 PM
Will you please bring something that DOESN'T give me gas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 13, 2010, 05:03:15 PM
Shouldn't we bring snacks that give us all gas so we don't have to stop for a fill up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 13, 2010, 07:27:49 PM
Seriously, what's worse on a long road trip than too much gas??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 13, 2010, 07:29:19 PM
Or a long trip without any gas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 13, 2010, 08:02:06 PM
why would you need gas when you have no vehicle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 13, 2010, 10:29:47 PM
Why don't you have a vehicle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 13, 2010, 11:33:53 PM
Would you have a gas shortage after a big bowl of red beans & rice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 14, 2010, 07:36:58 AM
Or potato salad? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 14, 2010, 12:01:38 PM
Wouldn't egg salad be even more appropriate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: crazyrennie on July 14, 2010, 12:28:26 PM
or Haggis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 14, 2010, 12:30:07 PM
Do you want hot sauce with that Haggis?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on July 14, 2010, 03:21:06 PM
Have you had vegetarian haggis made with portabella mushrooms?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 14, 2010, 04:55:40 PM
Is it just me, or do Portobello mushrooms sound a million times better than sheep brain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 14, 2010, 05:14:52 PM
It could be you lass.  Now, where did yaz hide the sheep heart and lungs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 14, 2010, 09:10:57 PM
Have you checked in the sheep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 14, 2010, 10:34:29 PM
Are we checking IN and calling roll, or checking INSIDE?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 14, 2010, 11:12:19 PM
I could check inside if you like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 15, 2010, 05:46:09 AM
What would be involved in checking outside instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 15, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
To be thorough, should we check both inside and outside?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: holierthanthou on July 15, 2010, 02:12:34 PM
Of the sheep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 15, 2010, 02:15:04 PM
Is there something about that sounds a little strange? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Duckie84 on July 16, 2010, 09:51:41 AM
What could be strange about such a check?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 16, 2010, 10:44:37 AM
Who minds getting a check? Especially on Friday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 16, 2010, 10:48:42 AM
Would you mind getting a check on Thursday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on July 16, 2010, 05:02:28 PM
What is the check made out of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 18, 2010, 03:17:58 PM
How much is the check made out for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 18, 2010, 06:33:07 PM
And who is the check made out to? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 18, 2010, 06:37:03 PM
If it is for a lot, can it be made out to me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 18, 2010, 06:41:42 PM
Who made out with a Czech?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 18, 2010, 06:49:01 PM
Why are Trix for kids?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 18, 2010, 06:59:40 PM
Isn't it for the same reason that kicks are for Trids?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: JimsDana on July 18, 2010, 08:44:49 PM
Trids? Are they kin to tribbles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 18, 2010, 09:18:45 PM
Do YOU know the trouble with Tribbles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2010, 05:34:41 AM
Does anybody know the tribbles I've seen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 19, 2010, 10:06:30 AM
Do they know how dry you are?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 19, 2010, 01:58:40 PM
Can they exist where it is dry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2010, 03:24:36 PM
How can one be dry with a Jack and Coke in one's hand?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 19, 2010, 04:43:48 PM
Isn't a Jack and Coke the answer to all of life's questions and issues?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 19, 2010, 06:56:11 PM
Isnt it captain morgan and coke? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2010, 08:05:37 PM
Isn't Jack and Coke MUCH better than Capt Morgan? (Don't argue with me! Don't MAKE me stop this CAR!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 19, 2010, 09:20:48 PM
Would it be wise to stop the car since it's taking us to have a Jack & Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 19, 2010, 09:35:51 PM
You mean you didn't bring your Jack and Coke WITH you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 19, 2010, 09:37:58 PM
Was I supposed to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 19, 2010, 10:52:09 PM
Why wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 20, 2010, 10:58:41 AM
Well what if I preferred Jon to Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 20, 2010, 12:36:43 PM
So what if I DO prefer rum to both jack or jon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 20, 2010, 08:03:12 PM
Doesn't anyone prefer vodka?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on July 20, 2010, 09:59:52 PM
Why would anybody want vodka?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 20, 2010, 10:20:27 PM
Well, would anyone want whiskey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kett on July 20, 2010, 10:21:17 PM
Why doesn't anyone want beer??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 20, 2010, 11:01:30 PM
Could it be the quanity of Rum available?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 21, 2010, 01:25:20 PM
Why did you never mention your free rum before?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 21, 2010, 03:50:53 PM
Is the free rum supposed to be a secret?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 21, 2010, 04:58:22 PM
Who here would keep anything a secret?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 21, 2010, 06:24:59 PM
Who wouldnt if it concerned free rum? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 21, 2010, 08:18:09 PM
Even free, why would I want rum when I have Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 21, 2010, 10:14:03 PM
Or why Jack if I can have RUM? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 21, 2010, 10:15:06 PM
We have two hands, why can't we have BOTH?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 22, 2010, 05:16:13 AM
Isn't it true that you aren't supposed to mix your liquors?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 22, 2010, 12:46:35 PM
Have you all forgotten Scotch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 22, 2010, 01:48:08 PM
Who said we would MIX the liquors? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 22, 2010, 02:42:20 PM
May I have mine neat, and NOW?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on July 22, 2010, 02:54:20 PM
do you want a twist of lime with that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on July 22, 2010, 03:44:28 PM
Would the hamster like a twist of lime?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 22, 2010, 04:02:21 PM
Would the dog as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 22, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
Are we speaking "hair of the dog?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on July 24, 2010, 05:07:33 PM
Would the dog kindly step away from my adult beverage?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 24, 2010, 06:44:54 PM
Do dogs like adult beverages?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 25, 2010, 10:01:40 AM
Is it not an adult dog?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2010, 04:19:15 PM
Puppies arent allowed adult dog beverages???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 25, 2010, 06:11:11 PM
Would you want your puppy to drink some hair of the dog?
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2010, 07:43:44 PM
Would it be better than hair of the cat? :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 26, 2010, 05:14:51 AM
Did someone say hairball?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 26, 2010, 06:23:30 AM
Anyone else here ever had their cat hock up a hairball on their feet in the middle of the night when you were asleep?
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Post by: Mairte on July 26, 2010, 07:29:45 AM
Or puke in the middle of the bed when you were at work?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 26, 2010, 03:10:25 PM
Or get into bed only to find out there is poo and pee on your covers?
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Post by: Mairte on July 26, 2010, 03:18:33 PM
Or step on said hacked up hairball/poo/pee while walking through the darkened hall at night?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 26, 2010, 03:33:51 PM
Cats are nasty, aren't they?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 27, 2010, 12:48:09 PM
Aren't kids just as bad sometimes?
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Post by: Mairte on July 27, 2010, 12:51:14 PM
What isnt nasty sometimes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 27, 2010, 01:24:55 PM
What pops into your mind if you read that as 'What isn't tasty sometimes"?
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Post by: Mairte on July 27, 2010, 01:41:51 PM
Do you really want to know? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on July 27, 2010, 03:18:51 PM
Do you really want to make us guess?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 27, 2010, 03:40:01 PM
Will guessing right make me rich?
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Post by: Mairte on July 27, 2010, 03:55:10 PM
What kind of rich?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 28, 2010, 01:30:45 PM
Maybe rich in popularity?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2010, 01:32:54 PM
Do we really need to be more popular?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 28, 2010, 01:36:14 PM
Can anyone ever be too popular?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 01:41:51 PM
What about unpopular?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2010, 01:55:06 PM
This has gotten so strange, I'd just like to know...what are you smoking?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2010, 02:03:08 PM
Is it purple?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 02:08:14 PM
Or chartreuse?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 28, 2010, 02:17:17 PM
How many people really know how to pronounce that?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 02:46:33 PM
How about anyone that does, we give them some rum?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on July 28, 2010, 02:48:47 PM
You're not suggesting I give away my rum, are you?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 02:56:47 PM
Would I do that? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2010, 04:14:32 PM
Don't you like to share?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 05:49:19 PM
I will always share my rum but isnt it up to all others if they are greedy? :D
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Post by: Pat McGroin on July 28, 2010, 08:35:57 PM
When rum is involved, why would you be greedy?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 08:43:27 PM
Maybe some people dont want others to have fun?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2010, 10:04:33 PM
What is WRONG with some people?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2010, 10:38:06 PM
So when I go to MNRF, free rum for everyone,lol?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 29, 2010, 08:22:34 AM
Could you make that beer instead?
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Post by: Mairte on July 29, 2010, 10:20:50 AM
Or maybe just beverage of choice?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2010, 11:54:53 AM
Do you like mead?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 29, 2010, 12:08:53 PM
Who doesn't like mead?
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Post by: Mairte on July 29, 2010, 12:12:05 PM
Yes, who doesnt?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2010, 01:59:18 PM
Don't you?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on July 29, 2010, 02:01:48 PM
What flavor of mead?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 29, 2010, 02:51:02 PM
Does it have to be flavored?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2010, 02:58:26 PM
Isn't it all flavored?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 29, 2010, 02:59:47 PM
Have you seen what constitutes artificial flavoring?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2010, 05:36:47 PM
Have you enjoyed artificial flavoring?
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Post by: LadyElizabeth on July 29, 2010, 05:57:59 PM
Who doesn't like artificial things?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2010, 09:34:16 PM
You mean like artificial body parts?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2010, 10:43:42 PM
Have you any artificial body parts?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 30, 2010, 09:01:49 AM
Does my head count?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 30, 2010, 11:14:42 AM
Why wouldn't you count with your fingers?
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Post by: Lady Kett on July 30, 2010, 09:41:53 PM
Why couldn't you count with your toes, too?
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Post by: Butch on July 30, 2010, 10:38:09 PM
Would I have to take my shoes and socks off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 31, 2010, 08:41:56 AM
Wouldn't you need X-ray vision to count your toes with your shoes and socks still on?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 31, 2010, 09:19:37 AM
Could he just use a machine?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 31, 2010, 11:36:35 AM
A counting machine?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 31, 2010, 11:51:06 AM
Shouldn't Alex Trebeck be here with all these questions floating about?
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Post by: captmarga on July 31, 2010, 12:21:03 PM
Will we have to pay him for asking the questions?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 31, 2010, 12:36:26 PM
Will he pay us for coming up with the correct questions?
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Post by: Mairte on July 31, 2010, 06:19:24 PM
If he paid us, what would he pay us with?
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Post by: Butch on July 31, 2010, 10:11:48 PM
Is that the Daily Double?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 01, 2010, 09:11:42 AM
Could we be paid in beer for answering the Daily Double correctly?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on August 01, 2010, 09:44:02 AM
What kind of beer would they be using for payment?
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Post by: Mairte on August 01, 2010, 11:33:48 AM
Could it be another alchoholic beverage instead of beer?
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Post by: Lady Rochelle on August 01, 2010, 06:07:26 PM
Of course it could be something else, do you have Bourbon?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 01, 2010, 06:44:33 PM
For the Daily Double, wouldn't you get paid in a double malt?
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Post by: Butch on August 01, 2010, 07:11:18 PM
Wouldn't that depend on how much you would wager?
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Post by: captmarga on August 01, 2010, 11:06:12 PM
Are we adding betting to Boozing?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 02, 2010, 10:46:04 AM
Isn't that mix a little dangerous?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 02, 2010, 01:27:43 PM
When is mixing not dangerous?
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Post by: Mairte on August 02, 2010, 03:56:35 PM
Are you sure its THAT risky?
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Post by: Butch on August 02, 2010, 09:48:01 PM
Do you mean bourbon risky or scotch risky?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 02, 2010, 10:37:30 PM
To anyone else does this sound like risky business?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 03, 2010, 07:44:19 AM
Risky business or whiskey business?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 03, 2010, 11:01:38 AM
So if it's whisky we're after, where's the line?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 03, 2010, 05:36:53 PM
Are we lining up for, or behind said whiskey?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2010, 08:08:36 PM
Are we trying to sneak up on the whiskey?
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Post by: Mairte on August 03, 2010, 09:51:50 PM
Are we really wanting whiskey instead of something else?
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Post by: Lady Kett on August 03, 2010, 10:24:05 PM
Why would we want something else?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on August 03, 2010, 10:42:11 PM
What started all that?
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Post by: Mairte on August 04, 2010, 12:44:58 PM
Well, since it tastes better, maybe we would want rum? :D Or tequila?  :D
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Post by: LadyFae on August 04, 2010, 01:28:37 PM
Why does it always come back to the rum?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 04, 2010, 04:13:40 PM
Why is the rum always gone?
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Post by: Mairte on August 04, 2010, 07:30:12 PM
Why didnt you notice I said tequila?(my other favorite,lol)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 05, 2010, 01:29:13 PM
After all this drink, couldn't we have some food?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 05, 2010, 01:39:21 PM
Would anyone like some beer bread?
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Post by: Mairte on August 05, 2010, 02:15:44 PM
What's beer bread?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 05, 2010, 02:19:12 PM
Maybe its when bread is not a waste of wheat?
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Post by: Mairte on August 05, 2010, 02:31:16 PM
Maybe it is? :D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 05, 2010, 02:53:25 PM
Why can't we keep them separate and have both bread and beer?
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Post by: Butch on August 05, 2010, 03:48:54 PM
Isn't beer just liquid bread?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 05, 2010, 08:24:33 PM
Are you scared to try my beer bread?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 05, 2010, 08:45:11 PM
Should I be scared of your beer bread?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 05, 2010, 10:42:52 PM
Not at all, it is SUPER yummy- would you like some?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 06, 2010, 04:42:22 AM
Yes I would...can you toast it please?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 06, 2010, 07:15:24 AM
May we move onto something that doesn't make me hungry?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2010, 11:18:16 AM
Well Bob, what DOESN'T make you hungry?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 06, 2010, 12:07:29 PM
Can I help it if I enjoy my food and drink?

(Good one LadyFae. lol  :D)
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Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2010, 12:17:36 PM
Should we bring the topic back to RUM again?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 06, 2010, 01:44:42 PM
What did he do that we need to talk about?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2010, 04:12:35 PM
What DIDN'T he do?
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Post by: Mairte on August 06, 2010, 04:54:30 PM
Why did he do it?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on August 06, 2010, 07:33:50 PM
Who did he do it to?
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Post by: captmarga on August 06, 2010, 08:54:36 PM
Which HE are we talking about again?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 07, 2010, 06:32:56 AM
Should we change the subject to board games?

(ducking  ;))
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2010, 08:24:13 AM
Why? Is someone bored?
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Post by: Mairte on August 07, 2010, 02:43:53 PM
How come this sounds very like a game of clue? Who, where, why, what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2010, 03:38:43 PM
Was it Professor Plum in the Conservatory with the candlestick?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 08, 2010, 09:44:33 AM
Or Colonel Mustard in the library with the wrench?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 08, 2010, 11:11:06 AM
Miss Scarlet, in the ballroom, with the rope?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on August 08, 2010, 03:33:35 PM
If she's in the ballroom with a rope, can I bring the baby oil?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 08, 2010, 04:38:57 PM
Ooh, are we going to take it THERE?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 09, 2010, 10:53:27 AM
Can I tag along as long as the tempertaure is under 80 degrees?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 09, 2010, 01:46:30 PM
Are we even going to see a temperature under 80 degrees this summer?
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Post by: Mairte on August 09, 2010, 02:35:14 PM
Or even under 90?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2010, 04:27:30 PM
But, don't you just love it when it cools down to 98?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 09, 2010, 04:45:04 PM
Do you eat soup when the weather is this hot?
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Post by: Mairte on August 09, 2010, 07:40:43 PM
Is there such a thing as cold soup?(Yuck!)
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Post by: LadyFae on August 09, 2010, 07:41:33 PM
Haven't you ever heard of gespatcho?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2010, 10:49:44 PM
Bless You, Lady Fae! You have a cold?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 10, 2010, 10:29:22 AM
Aren't summer colds the worst?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 10, 2010, 10:50:08 AM
Yes, but wouldn't you agree that winter colds are no picnic either?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 10, 2010, 11:40:00 AM
Don't you hate being cold at a picnic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2010, 05:34:24 PM
Why would you go out in the cold for a picnic?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 10, 2010, 06:56:26 PM
Doesn't your weather change unexpectedly?
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Post by: Lady Kett on August 10, 2010, 10:43:16 PM
When it is 103 degrees, don't you think a cold picnic sounds DREAMY?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on August 10, 2010, 11:08:41 PM
Yes, I do.  When are we having the picnic?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 10, 2010, 11:46:58 PM
What are we having at this picnic?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 11, 2010, 07:06:08 AM
Wouldn't cold cuts be appropriate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 11, 2010, 11:33:12 AM
Wouldn't you agree that cold cuts are better than a hot poker?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 11, 2010, 12:28:06 PM
What are you planning on DOING with that hot poker?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 11, 2010, 03:26:21 PM
Do we really want to know?

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Post by: LadyFae on August 11, 2010, 06:47:56 PM
Wouldn't it be interesting to know?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 12, 2010, 10:19:19 AM
Know what?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 12, 2010, 11:05:30 AM
It wouldn't be something about cold cuts and a hot poker would it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 12, 2010, 12:15:52 PM
Are we really supposed to be talking about hot pokers in this section of the forum?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 12, 2010, 12:38:45 PM
Can you stick the hot poker in my eye so I don't have to train the newbie anymore?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 12, 2010, 01:18:43 PM
You could always caboose the newbie instead, couldn't you?
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Post by: captmarga on August 12, 2010, 08:23:59 PM
Can the newbie shake their caboose?
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Post by: Mairte on August 13, 2010, 10:56:20 AM
Maybe it would embarrass them?
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Post by: eldatari on August 13, 2010, 11:09:07 AM
Why would it embarrass them?
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Post by: Mairte on August 13, 2010, 11:12:33 AM
Who knows about some people?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 13, 2010, 11:43:00 AM
Does anyone really get embarrassed, or is it being self-centered?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 13, 2010, 12:13:36 PM
Don't you think being self-centered is something you should be embarrassed about?
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Post by: Mairte on August 13, 2010, 12:58:10 PM
Or maybe some people are just shy?
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Post by: Butch on August 13, 2010, 02:39:48 PM
By shy, do you mean self centered or introverted?
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Post by: NefariousDrO on August 14, 2010, 04:07:52 PM
So long as they're not self-absorbed, should I mind?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2010, 04:08:49 PM
You have a mind? Where can I get one?
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Post by: Butch on August 14, 2010, 05:09:56 PM
Have you checked the Salvation Army?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2010, 05:45:01 PM
I'm a pacifist..any other choices?
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Post by: Mairte on August 14, 2010, 07:07:30 PM
Have you checked Good Will? :)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 15, 2010, 07:38:32 AM
Don't you have a mind bank nearby?

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Post by: Hoowil on August 15, 2010, 09:51:28 AM
Abby Normal?... You got me an abnormal brain? (Sorry, couldn't resist)
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Post by: Butch on August 15, 2010, 05:25:08 PM
(In a Marty Feldman accent) And you won't get mad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 15, 2010, 07:33:19 PM
Do your eyes always bug out like that??
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Post by: captmarga on August 15, 2010, 07:55:56 PM
Bug?  What Bug?  Where?
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Post by: NefariousDrO on August 15, 2010, 08:56:38 PM
And why must the fools insist upon bugging me?
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Post by: captmarga on August 15, 2010, 08:59:23 PM
Did they duct tape the bug to your chest?
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Post by: Butch on August 15, 2010, 09:50:50 PM
How do you expect me to look into your eyes if you keep placing distractions on your chest?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2010, 06:36:29 AM
Do you really think I want you looking into my eyes or at my hairy chest???
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 16, 2010, 07:56:05 AM
You're going to put duct tape on your hairy chest?

(ow)
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Post by: LadyFae on August 16, 2010, 11:21:04 AM
Who gets to pull the duct tape off of the hairy chest?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 16, 2010, 03:02:09 PM
Can we sell tickets for that first?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
If you sell tickets to someone pulling duct tape from my hairy chest, do I get the money?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 16, 2010, 06:43:27 PM
Would you set it aside for the pending medical care?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 17, 2010, 02:01:28 PM
What exactly am I setting aside? A serving platter?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 17, 2010, 04:08:19 PM
I may be mistaken, but wasn't it some hairy duct tape and a bug on a serving platter?
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Post by: Butch on August 17, 2010, 10:32:44 PM
Are you sure that's right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2010, 10:52:37 PM
Don't you find that totally, bloody disgusting?!?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 18, 2010, 07:25:25 AM
Actually, yes--should we move on to something else?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 18, 2010, 09:47:20 AM
What do you suggest?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 18, 2010, 11:47:09 AM
Can I suggest Scotch?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 18, 2010, 12:36:41 PM
As good a suggestion as any so why not?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2010, 01:17:34 PM
Can I have a Scot instead?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 18, 2010, 05:06:11 PM
A Scot or a Scott? Or both?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2010, 06:23:35 PM
What if we prefer Jack instead?
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Post by: Lady Kett on August 18, 2010, 08:27:18 PM
I propose we have both a Scot and some Scotch. A dynamic duo, don't you think?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 19, 2010, 07:51:17 AM
Why not scotch with Scott and apple jack with Jack?
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Post by: Mairte on August 19, 2010, 01:11:51 PM
Why does a Scot sound really good right about now but not Scotch? :)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2010, 01:14:45 PM
Could that be because its so hot that only a cold pool and a hot Scot sound good?
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Post by: Mairte on August 19, 2010, 01:36:56 PM
Isnt that much better than a COLD Scot and a hot pool? ;D
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Post by: Rowan MacD on August 19, 2010, 02:01:24 PM
  Where might I find this cool Scot and cooler pool?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 19, 2010, 03:39:22 PM
Wouldn't Scotland be a good bet?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 19, 2010, 04:07:12 PM
I'm a Scot, can I have a scotch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2010, 05:22:01 PM
I'm not a Daniel, but can I have a Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Lady Kett on August 19, 2010, 07:50:43 PM
If I take your Jack and raise you a Scot, what happens to the kilt?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2010, 07:55:30 PM
Would you be offended if I took off my kilt? ( I know I would be offended to see me take off my kilt...but please...don't take my Jack Daniels)
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Post by: captmarga on August 20, 2010, 01:25:53 AM
Can we pay you to keep the kilt and grab the Scotch and run?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 20, 2010, 01:07:39 PM
Is it easier to run with or without a kilt?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 20, 2010, 09:25:21 PM
Wouldn't running without a kilt be considered streaking?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 20, 2010, 10:45:18 PM
Doesn't wiping with ammonia prevent streaking?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 22, 2010, 02:12:26 PM
What are you wiping?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 22, 2010, 05:04:17 PM
Do you really want to know?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 23, 2010, 08:10:59 AM
Dare I ask?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 23, 2010, 09:46:41 AM
Should we change the subject?
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Post by: Mairte on August 23, 2010, 12:20:05 PM
Dont you think the above might be a good idea?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 23, 2010, 01:33:53 PM
How hard can it be to keep things above the waterline?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 23, 2010, 08:50:13 PM
Has your waterline gone down lately?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2010, 09:18:37 PM
Isn't that a little personal?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 23, 2010, 09:30:23 PM
Are we getting into personell questions?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 23, 2010, 09:52:30 PM
Do personal questions make you nervous?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 24, 2010, 05:12:11 AM
Do spiders make you more nervous?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2010, 06:47:30 AM
Aren't personal spiders the worst of all?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 24, 2010, 07:37:46 AM
Don't you think that nervous personal spiders would be even worse?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 24, 2010, 10:43:58 AM
Do toads in your hot tub creep you out more than spiders do?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 24, 2010, 01:46:51 PM
How can anything be creepier than spiders?
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Post by: Mairte on August 24, 2010, 02:26:57 PM
Maybe snakes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2010, 03:25:07 PM
Why would a toad in my hot tub be creepy, especially if I'm the one who turned them into a toad to begin with?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 25, 2010, 07:38:43 AM
You can do that???
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 25, 2010, 11:56:38 AM
What did you do with the extra mass?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 25, 2010, 01:35:25 PM
Isn't the standard procedure to change it into energy, making a really, REALLY strong toad? (Bobbo, you can't do that??)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 25, 2010, 02:52:48 PM
Toad = MCsquared? (Unfortunately, Merlin, the only magic I know is making food disappear from my plate!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2010, 09:45:26 AM
Ah, but do you eat frog legs?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 26, 2010, 09:52:02 AM
How do you like those cooked?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2010, 10:30:28 AM
Should I cook frog legs when they could belong to someone I know??
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Post by: LadyFae on August 26, 2010, 10:43:26 AM
Do you like this former person or no?
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Post by: Mairte on August 26, 2010, 12:01:07 PM
If you liked said person, maybe the legs would taste better?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2010, 01:03:06 PM
Should I take them to Donner Pass to find out?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 26, 2010, 01:06:40 PM
Am I being accused of having frog legs?

(They look relatively normal to me.....)
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 26, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Would Alfred Packer Know what's happening here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2010, 01:29:47 PM
Did Alferd like frog legs or people legs for dinner?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 26, 2010, 01:59:00 PM
Would he care?
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Post by: Mairte on August 26, 2010, 05:42:45 PM
Why do I believe he would?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2010, 08:52:15 PM
Wouldn't you imagine that if Alferd Packer ate a clown he would think it tasted funny?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 27, 2010, 07:25:06 AM
Would it taste any funnier than frog legs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 27, 2010, 10:22:26 AM
Do the frogs think so?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 27, 2010, 11:07:04 AM
Do you think frogs think?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 27, 2010, 11:53:08 AM
Why would you doubt that Frenchmen think?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 27, 2010, 12:51:57 PM
May I think of French women instead?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on August 27, 2010, 02:15:49 PM
Would you get in trouble for thinking about Frenchwomen?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 27, 2010, 02:56:50 PM
Doesn't your wife mind if you think about French women?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 27, 2010, 03:07:44 PM
And I guess just as important is what would the French women think?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 27, 2010, 03:30:41 PM
Would anyone mind if I thought about Frenchwomen?
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Post by: Lady Kett on August 27, 2010, 09:41:30 PM
Do you think the Frenchwoman in question might be concerned about her personal well-being with all the debate about frog legs?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 28, 2010, 07:36:09 AM
I certainly would, wouldn't you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 28, 2010, 07:56:57 AM
Don't you think that the French woman would be more concerned about losing her head than about frog legs?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 28, 2010, 12:56:56 PM
Is somebody suggesting that the Frog and the Frenchwoman are the same person?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 28, 2010, 03:25:26 PM
Is the French woman becoming suggestive?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 28, 2010, 03:45:53 PM
Are the frog legs?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 29, 2010, 08:47:31 AM
If legs could suggest anything, wouldn't it be provocative?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 29, 2010, 10:10:28 AM
If provocative frog legs could suggest anything, would it be in French?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 30, 2010, 04:53:14 PM
Does it have to be French to be provocitive?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 01, 2010, 10:34:45 PM
Do the French normal provoke people?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 01, 2010, 10:45:36 PM
Do YOU normally provoke people?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 01, 2010, 11:37:57 PM
If Kermit the frog was reading all of this, would he laugh in French or English?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 01, 2010, 11:42:09 PM
Is it ok that I truly did just LOL?!?!?!?!?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 02, 2010, 12:43:02 AM
and that was in? Francais? Anglais?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 02, 2010, 07:23:49 AM
Isn't laughter multilingual?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 02, 2010, 07:37:39 AM
Do we really have to get into the sexual habits of laughter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 02, 2010, 09:05:53 AM
What's going on in here?!
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Post by: LadyFae on September 02, 2010, 11:33:28 AM
Do you REALLY want to know?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 02, 2010, 11:37:37 AM
Did you suddenly realize that most people think they already know what's going on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 02, 2010, 12:33:26 PM
Don't those that frequent here more than I know more than I? Aye?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 02, 2010, 12:41:15 PM
Wait--there's something going on? 
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 02, 2010, 11:58:12 PM
Did you ask us to wait, or ask what's going on in here?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 03, 2010, 12:01:02 PM
Does anyone know why it became so cold?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2010, 09:07:36 PM
Do you think it was because hell finally froze over?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 04, 2010, 01:13:27 PM
Isn't that an Eagles Album?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 04, 2010, 01:19:01 PM
Eagles have albums?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 04, 2010, 01:39:41 PM
Why wouldn't they?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 04, 2010, 06:25:02 PM
Where would an eagle plug in their stereo?
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Post by: Merlin on September 04, 2010, 06:27:16 PM
Is that my dad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 04, 2010, 06:34:13 PM
The eagle is your dad?? (Hi, son!)
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Post by: LadyFae on September 04, 2010, 09:37:07 PM
Or is your dad a stereo?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 04, 2010, 10:04:47 PM
If you're the child of stereo, would that make you ipod?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 05, 2010, 05:53:53 AM
Do iWhales travel in iPods?
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Post by: Merlin on September 05, 2010, 08:32:23 AM
Would they sleep in an iPad
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 05, 2010, 09:10:34 AM
I thought iPeas grew in iPods, no?
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Post by: Merlin on September 05, 2010, 11:00:34 AM
Wasn't that great novel Urinating Outdoors written by I. P. Freely?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 05, 2010, 07:00:07 PM
Merlin, urine sinuating what?
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Post by: Merlin on September 05, 2010, 07:08:34 PM
Should this topic be renamed "A Play on Words"?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 07, 2010, 12:19:46 PM
If this topic were a play would these words be in the script?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 12:25:08 PM
Would a pig try to ham it up?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 07, 2010, 12:26:54 PM
Well, aren't pigs hams?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 07, 2010, 01:15:15 PM
Would that be before or after they learned to play the saxaphone?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 07, 2010, 01:18:53 PM
Can one play the saxophone with hooves?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 01:42:59 PM
Do you snout they could?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2010, 02:09:26 PM
Would it not behoove them to try?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 07, 2010, 02:26:59 PM
Pork eh, no?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 07, 2010, 03:00:05 PM
Does anyone have any bacon?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 03:04:37 PM
Spam I the only one who gets these jokes?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 07, 2010, 03:12:58 PM
Am I the only one groaning at these jokes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2010, 03:30:58 PM
Are you so badly in need of some humour in your life that you can even consider these jokes?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 03:47:40 PM
Swine not?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2010, 04:23:18 PM
Son, do you want to go to your room?!?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 04:48:14 PM
Is it a pig sty?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on September 07, 2010, 05:03:44 PM
Are you a pig?
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Post by: Merlin on September 07, 2010, 05:11:26 PM
Should I chop to it?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 07, 2010, 07:37:09 PM
Are you two fighting?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2010, 11:45:30 AM
Maybe they were fighting over lamb chop?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 08, 2010, 11:53:03 AM
Might this be Mary's lamb?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 08, 2010, 01:07:28 PM
Mary's lamb was turned into a chop?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 08, 2010, 03:30:02 PM
That's when Sherry Lewis stepped in, no?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2010, 04:50:10 PM
Did someone mention sherry? Do you have Amontillado?
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Post by: Merlin on September 08, 2010, 07:09:04 PM
What's Amontadillo?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 08, 2010, 07:13:51 PM
Isn't that one of those armour-plated critters also known as a Texas Speed Bump?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 08, 2010, 10:07:31 PM
Don't those look like Chia-Pets?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2010, 04:53:18 AM
Have you ever seen one that looked like a giraffe?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 09, 2010, 08:04:05 AM
Has anyone else secretly had a life-long fear of Chia-Pets?

(The one where the grass was the guy's hair was especially scary!)
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Post by: Merlin on September 09, 2010, 08:50:36 AM
Have you seen a psychiatrist?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 09, 2010, 10:00:24 AM
What was he doing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 09, 2010, 10:09:51 AM
Do Chia Pets carry rabies?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 09, 2010, 10:37:55 AM
Speaking of sherry, didn't Edgar Alan Poe write, "The Cask of Amantillado"?
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Post by: Merlin on September 09, 2010, 10:51:43 AM
Was that about a raven?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 09, 2010, 11:18:18 AM
Didn't he say "Nevermore" to a Raven?
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Post by: Merlin on September 09, 2010, 11:46:21 AM
Can he talk to the animals?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 09, 2010, 01:18:29 PM
Is he Dr Doolittle?
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Post by: Merlin on September 09, 2010, 01:28:03 PM
Did Dr. Doolittle write The Raven?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 09, 2010, 01:41:25 PM
Did Edgar Allan Poe talk to the animals too?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2010, 02:09:45 PM
The real question is, did Poe talk to ghosts?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 09, 2010, 07:05:52 PM
Do ghosts talk to animals?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 09, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
Do ghosts use human writers?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 10, 2010, 12:03:21 AM
I have heard of ghost-writers, haven't you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 10, 2010, 08:28:42 AM
Couldn't a ghostwriter be a human who writes about ghosts?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 10, 2010, 09:47:59 AM
Do you like ghost stories?
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Post by: Merlin on September 10, 2010, 10:13:45 AM
Are they scary?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 10, 2010, 10:52:32 AM
What does it take to scare you?
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Post by: Merlin on September 10, 2010, 10:56:58 AM
Do ghosts only come at night?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 10, 2010, 11:28:58 AM
Why would they only come out at night?
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Post by: Merlin on September 10, 2010, 12:00:32 PM
Have you ever seen one in the daytime?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 10, 2010, 12:29:45 PM
Have you ever seen one at all?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 10, 2010, 02:47:07 PM
Does it count if he only saw part and not all?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 10, 2010, 03:26:06 PM
How can you be sure that it was a ghost then?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2010, 03:46:28 PM
If you can only see part, is it a "holey" ghost (Swiss, perhaps)?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 10, 2010, 04:54:34 PM
So that means holy men can only eat Swiss cheese?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 11, 2010, 07:34:02 AM
Don't the Swiss eat Swiss cheese too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 11, 2010, 07:41:57 AM
Are you trying to tell me they make Swiss cheese out of Swiss holy men?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 11, 2010, 08:40:38 AM
Or is it the eating of holey cheese that makes them holy men?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 11, 2010, 10:06:57 PM
Perhaps the Swiss men sneak little bites, which leaves holes in their cheese, and sell the rest to
non-Swiss folk. Does that make sense?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 12, 2010, 12:49:08 AM
Is that a crack about the size of Swiss men?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 12, 2010, 09:33:07 AM
Not being Swiss, should I be wary of eating Swiss cheese then?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 12, 2010, 09:34:55 AM
Is it morning in Switzerland?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 12, 2010, 09:58:05 AM
Do they only eat cheese in the morning?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 12, 2010, 10:16:23 AM
Do you eat Swiss cheese when you're in mourning?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 13, 2010, 07:21:54 AM
If not Swiss cheese, then what is appropriate to eat when you're in mourning?
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Post by: Merlin on September 13, 2010, 08:19:12 AM
Why eat at all?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2010, 10:16:47 AM
Who feels like eating when in mourning? 
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 13, 2010, 10:39:27 AM
The Swiss?
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Post by: groomporter on September 13, 2010, 11:39:22 AM
Are the Swiss holey?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2010, 12:00:25 PM
Do the Swiss bring their cheese to church?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 13, 2010, 04:21:06 PM
Does anyone regularly bring cheese to church?
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Post by: Merlin on September 13, 2010, 04:22:52 PM
Doesn't cheese go good with wine?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2010, 06:42:24 PM
If you start whining should I leave?
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Post by: groomporter on September 13, 2010, 09:27:54 PM
Can you leave the crackers if you go?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2010, 10:22:06 PM
Does anyone want venison sticks with this cheese?
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Post by: gusjodi on September 13, 2010, 10:41:31 PM
Do you have anything other than venison sticks to go with the cheese?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2010, 05:43:19 AM
Have the Swiss gone crackers for eating cheese and venison in church?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 14, 2010, 07:12:10 AM
Does anyone else agree that a person could live quite nicely on crackers, venison sticks, Swiss cheese, and wine?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 14, 2010, 10:40:11 AM
I agree.  Does anyone else?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 14, 2010, 02:38:42 PM
Can I agree with you even if no one else does?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2010, 03:06:42 PM
Would anyone be offended if I substitute beef sticks for the venison sticks?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 14, 2010, 04:13:09 PM
Where's the beef?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2010, 08:08:54 PM
Isn't the beef on the moooove?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 14, 2010, 08:32:52 PM
Isn't it MOO-VOVER butter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 15, 2010, 02:58:47 PM
What if its really made out of oilve oil?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 15, 2010, 06:19:21 PM
Are you into eating healthy?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 16, 2010, 07:22:09 AM
Does eating healthy mean you use olive oil?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 16, 2010, 09:15:22 AM
Aren't we forgetting the FOUR feed groups?
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Post by: Pat McGroin on September 16, 2010, 09:32:11 AM
Does Beer and Scotch eggs fall in those groups?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 16, 2010, 10:33:41 AM
Isn't beer great?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2010, 12:40:59 PM
Isn't Jack Daniels better?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 16, 2010, 01:07:49 PM
Is Jack Daniels a preacher?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 16, 2010, 01:37:44 PM
Is your preacher great?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 16, 2010, 03:19:55 PM
Does your preacher drink beer or Jack Daniels?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 16, 2010, 05:18:41 PM
Can't he drink both?
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Post by: captmarga on September 19, 2010, 04:58:32 PM
At the same time?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 19, 2010, 05:53:55 PM
Is thyme an ingredient in either?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 20, 2010, 10:44:11 AM
Is it an ingredient in either?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 20, 2010, 11:01:35 AM
why can't they drink Scotch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2010, 03:16:33 PM
Does anyone have the thyme to drink ether with their Scotch preacher named Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 21, 2010, 08:13:06 AM
Jack Daniels is Scottish??

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Post by: LadyFae on September 21, 2010, 09:29:27 AM
Does Jack like eggs?
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Post by: holierthanthou on September 21, 2010, 04:03:05 PM
Are Scotch eggs, eggs poached in Jack Daniels?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 21, 2010, 04:50:35 PM
They should be, shouldn't they?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 21, 2010, 05:30:46 PM
Shouldn't they use Scotch?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 21, 2010, 05:48:27 PM
What else would they use?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 22, 2010, 12:22:06 PM
Couldn't they use vodka and call them "Russian Eggs?"
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Post by: LadyFae on September 22, 2010, 04:59:36 PM
Did anyone else just laugh out loud?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2010, 07:47:15 AM
Wouldn't eggs boiled in Jack Daniels be "Tennessee Eggs?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 23, 2010, 08:00:18 AM
Wouldn't scotch-soaked eggs be called pickled eggs?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 23, 2010, 01:07:18 PM
Could someone please pickle me in scotch?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 23, 2010, 04:24:34 PM
Are the Vlasic people listening? Don't they know how many pickles they could sell?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 23, 2010, 08:51:19 PM
Why aren't there true pickled pickles available for sale?
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Post by: Lady Mac on September 23, 2010, 11:52:11 PM
How many pickles could a pickled pickle pickler pickle?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 24, 2010, 08:28:04 AM
Did anyone try saying that 10 times fast?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 24, 2010, 09:24:58 AM
Who wouldn't want to at least TRY to say it 10 times fast?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 25, 2010, 08:18:20 AM
What if I just admit defeat and we go on to something else?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2010, 10:03:09 AM
If you walk too much at faire, do defeat hurt?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 26, 2010, 09:56:04 AM
Do your jokes come quickly or do you have to think about them for a bit?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 27, 2010, 02:45:56 PM
What jokes? Wasn't that a pun?
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Post by: Prince Thomas on September 27, 2010, 04:03:59 PM
Either way, don't you think someone needs to go to comedy school?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 27, 2010, 04:50:07 PM
Are you telling us to lighten up?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 28, 2010, 08:18:56 AM
Aren't we light enough already?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2010, 09:30:08 AM
Doesn't that depend on when the sun comes up?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 28, 2010, 09:50:15 AM
Aren't you still llight when the sun goes down?
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Post by: Prince Thomas on September 28, 2010, 03:08:40 PM
Are these supposed to be FAT jokes??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2010, 04:41:38 PM
Is it my fault I added 30 pounds after quitting smoking?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 28, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
Did you eat your cigarettes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 29, 2010, 07:53:35 AM
Didn't that thought turn your stomach?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2010, 08:50:58 AM
Where would my stomach turn to?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 29, 2010, 09:12:00 AM
Would you give it a going away gift?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2010, 09:57:41 AM
Does Jack Daniels count?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 29, 2010, 09:59:06 AM
Doesn't Jack Daniels always count?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 29, 2010, 01:32:23 PM
How does this always end up with Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2010, 02:16:21 PM
Is there anyone or anything else?  ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2010, 03:18:39 PM
Is the meeting adjourned?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 29, 2010, 04:16:51 PM
Can I say hallelujah to that?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 29, 2010, 07:49:08 PM
Should we sing it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2010, 08:33:27 PM
How does it go..."Sing a song of six packs baked in a pie?"
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Post by: Lady Kett on September 29, 2010, 08:36:30 PM
Maybe we should drink the six pack and try to bake a pie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 30, 2010, 07:20:02 AM
Have you ever seen the pie recipe that includes rum?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 30, 2010, 11:19:21 AM
I haven't; so, where did it go?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on September 30, 2010, 11:46:05 AM
don't you know ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 30, 2010, 01:28:43 PM
Would I be asking if I did know?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2010, 02:32:21 PM
Does the rum go in the pie or in the cook?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 30, 2010, 02:34:20 PM
Why not.........................both?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 30, 2010, 03:09:51 PM
What's with all the pies?  Whatever happened to rum cake?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 30, 2010, 03:38:04 PM
Didn't you know that rum pecan pie has a higher alcohol content?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 30, 2010, 07:48:19 PM
Are you baked while eating this cake?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2010, 08:56:55 PM
Why are you baking when you should be sucking the juice of the rum berries?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 01, 2010, 07:30:34 AM
It comes in berries? Where can I buy a bush?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 01, 2010, 07:49:35 AM
If you find that rum berry bush, would you share a cutting with all of us?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 04, 2010, 10:19:52 PM
Are we cutting the berries to bake in a pie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 05, 2010, 08:09:21 AM
Doesn't a blueberry pie sound good right about now?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2010, 01:12:48 PM
Doesn't blueberry pie sound good just about any time?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 05, 2010, 02:25:29 PM
Yes, but wouldn't a rum berry pie be better?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2010, 02:31:00 PM
How many of you would be willing to send me $100 each for a rum-berry tree?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 05, 2010, 02:37:21 PM
Any chance you could give us a volume discount?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2010, 02:41:25 PM
How about 2 for $300?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on October 05, 2010, 03:02:32 PM
Merlin, is there something wrong with your math?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2010, 04:03:22 PM
Is Merlin drunk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2010, 04:44:31 PM
Can't you see capitalism at work?  (Not quite, LadyFae, but working on it...it's been a ^%$@@ day)
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2010, 05:35:07 PM
(((HUGS Merlin!)))

Would it be worth it to have them "taken out?"
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Post by: Lady Kett on October 05, 2010, 08:17:35 PM
Do you suppose Merlin has become a student of Rennie Math?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2010, 08:40:47 PM
To become a student of Rennie Math do I have to Count Dracula? (Thanks, LadyFae... I needed that hug. I feel much better now)
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2010, 09:24:33 PM
Wouldn't you rather Count Chocula?
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Post by: Lady Kett on October 05, 2010, 09:24:51 PM
Is Count Dracula, or Count Chocula, a Rennie?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2010, 09:25:53 PM
Can we include Frankenberry?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 06, 2010, 07:12:15 AM
And perhaps the Count of Monte Cristo?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2010, 08:11:04 AM
Isn't the Count of Monte Crisco for frying chicken?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2010, 09:19:09 AM
Wouldn't grilled chicken be better?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 06, 2010, 09:31:49 AM
Why are we grilling the chicken?  What do we think he did?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 06, 2010, 01:46:20 PM
Is it because the chicken isn't a Rennie?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2010, 02:00:13 PM
The chicken isn't related to Michael the Rennie, star of "The Day the Earth Stood Still," is he?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2010, 03:12:54 PM
Why didn't you meantion earlier that Michael was a Rennie?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on October 06, 2010, 04:25:28 PM
Why would anyone unplug something without checking to see what it is plugged into.  Freakin Idiot.
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Post by: Mairte on October 06, 2010, 04:34:56 PM
Who's an idiot????
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Post by: angusmacinnes on October 06, 2010, 04:42:58 PM
Yeah wrong thread.


Who cares who the idiot is?
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Post by: Mairte on October 06, 2010, 05:05:11 PM
Maybe I am too curious? :D
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Post by: angusmacinnes on October 06, 2010, 05:06:33 PM
what happened to the cat?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on October 06, 2010, 05:12:07 PM
What did you do to my Cat?
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Post by: Mairte on October 06, 2010, 05:24:12 PM
Do I WANT to know what happened to your cat??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2010, 08:18:46 PM
Was that the cat in the chow mein?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 06, 2010, 09:16:41 PM
You mean it wasn't a seagull?
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Post by: JimsDana on October 06, 2010, 11:46:35 PM
Just what did the gull sea?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 12:00:03 AM
Did the gull see the cat?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2010, 05:13:34 AM
Was the cat in a catamaran using his sea-saw to trim the sails?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 07, 2010, 06:56:20 AM
It can't be because cats don't have thumbs, right?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 07, 2010, 10:09:53 AM
What if 'Cat' was just a nickname for someone named Catherine in the catamaran?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 11:04:55 AM
Do you know why you'd "Swing the cat?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2010, 11:38:09 AM
Would it be to smash the mouse?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 07, 2010, 12:31:05 PM
Or to see how far the cat would fly?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 12:39:42 PM
Does your cat have wings?
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Post by: Mairte on October 07, 2010, 12:40:48 PM
Or does telekenesis cause it to fly?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 12:41:46 PM
Do you have telekinesis?
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Post by: Mairte on October 07, 2010, 01:09:56 PM
LOL, yes, do you? ;D
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Post by: gusjodi on October 07, 2010, 01:44:45 PM
Doesn't anybody feel bad for the cat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 07, 2010, 02:15:23 PM
Why? Is the cat lacking a tele... tele... telephone?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 03:44:56 PM
Does the cat need a mobile phone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2010, 03:48:51 PM
Isn't that better for a cat than a wired phone?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 04:43:40 PM
Would the answer depend on whether the cat is long or short haired?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2010, 08:42:06 PM
Does a long-haired cat get better reception?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 08:58:55 PM
Reception?  Who's getting married?
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Post by: Drudonn on October 07, 2010, 09:26:21 PM
The Who are getting married?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2010, 09:29:47 PM
Isn't Who on first?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on October 07, 2010, 09:59:55 PM
Let's get back to the cat. Has anyone ever piped a cat? Doesn't it sound like bagpipes?
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Post by: Mairte on October 08, 2010, 03:01:35 AM
Or maybe the cat sounds like a pan flute? :)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2010, 06:58:49 AM
Don't the bagpipes look like a michael-bolton-like stiff octopus on the dance floor?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2010, 07:10:35 AM
Can I have some of what you're smoking?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 08, 2010, 02:13:27 PM
Or what you're drinking, whichever the case may be?
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Post by: Mairte on October 08, 2010, 03:14:59 PM
Or both? ;)
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Post by: LadyFae on October 08, 2010, 03:43:53 PM
Both what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2010, 03:55:35 PM
What can I get you, Lady Fae?
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Post by: Mairte on October 08, 2010, 05:31:04 PM
Maybe she would like me to bring up rum again? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2010, 07:45:14 PM
Is there ever a problem with bringing up rum? Does anyone want to buy one of my rum berry trees?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 09, 2010, 09:20:42 AM
I want one but couldn't you possibly lower the price?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2010, 09:23:48 AM
There's a cost to drinking rum?
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Post by: Mairte on October 09, 2010, 05:16:09 PM
Well, wouldnt you consider the next morning somewhat of a cost? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2010, 06:19:32 PM
Doesn't that depend on how attractive the person is?
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Post by: Mairte on October 09, 2010, 07:51:26 PM
How come that isnt what I was thinking? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2010, 08:01:41 AM
Doesn't your mind run in the same insanely warped circles as mine?
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Post by: Mairte on October 10, 2010, 10:50:16 AM
Okay,lol, maybe I lied? :D
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Post by: LadyFae on October 10, 2010, 11:02:58 AM
Wouldn't you rather the rum stay down, as opposed to "coming up?"
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Post by: Mairte on October 10, 2010, 06:52:35 PM
To make sure it doesnt make a repeat appearance, isnt it better to drink in moderation?(sigh, less FUN though...)
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Post by: Lady Kett on October 10, 2010, 07:01:59 PM
Don't you think someone should open a bar named Moderation?
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Post by: Mairte on October 10, 2010, 07:06:53 PM
Did you know you made me choke and spit my diet coke on the keyboard? :D (And YES, I like the name!  :) )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2010, 08:19:23 PM
Did you know that Jack Daniels and Diet Coke mixed is poisonous? (at least it should be...)
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Post by: LadyFae on October 10, 2010, 10:28:25 PM
Didn't you know that alcohol- in general- is poisonous?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 10, 2010, 10:30:23 PM
Isn't a lot of medicine also poisonous?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 10, 2010, 10:31:33 PM
Why is it that some poison is SO GOOD?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 11, 2010, 07:10:03 AM
Anyone want to meet me at "The Moderation" for some poison tonight?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2010, 07:12:11 AM
May wizards join you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 11, 2010, 07:16:12 AM
Why not?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 11, 2010, 07:43:29 AM
Why not? Is that the most dangerous question in the world, seconded only by, doesn't that sound like a good idea?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 11, 2010, 09:08:23 AM
Have you heard the one about the driver that tells his buddy, "Hold my beer and watch this!"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 09:50:14 AM
No, how does it go?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 11, 2010, 10:49:45 AM
Wasn't that on a tombstone in Arkansas somewhere?
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Post by: Mairte on October 11, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
Or in the doctors notes at the ICU?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 01:44:32 PM
Am I the only one completely lost?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 11, 2010, 02:13:00 PM
Did your GPS quit working?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 03:05:34 PM
GPS?  HUH!  I don't even have a microwave!
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Post by: William_MacKean on October 11, 2010, 03:48:31 PM
What is the point of this thread?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2010, 03:50:03 PM
Is there supposed to be a point? And it a microwave what a very small person does as they leave?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 11, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Or is it how they say, "Come hither?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 04:32:00 PM
What did Merlin say?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 11, 2010, 05:34:10 PM
Didn't you listen?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 05:48:36 PM
How can I listen on an online message board?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 11, 2010, 05:54:36 PM
You mean can't hear though your computer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 06:08:38 PM
My pc has speakers, but can you expect me to hear something not spoken?
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Post by: Mairte on October 11, 2010, 06:47:17 PM
But why not, cant you hear it in your head? :D
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Post by: LadyFae on October 11, 2010, 08:30:47 PM
Don't you agree with Mairte?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2010, 08:35:10 PM
Do I look schiz...skits...Do I look mentally ill?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2010, 10:01:43 PM
Do you really want me to answer that?
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Post by: Cpt. Black Shadow on October 11, 2010, 11:30:29 PM
Why woudn't you want to answer that?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 12, 2010, 06:59:13 AM
Would answering that make me popular?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 12, 2010, 07:02:02 AM
Do you mean answering emails, or answering the phone?
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Post by: Mairte on October 12, 2010, 02:26:14 PM
Or answering a letter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 12, 2010, 02:55:39 PM
You mean like answering the letter B?  It didn't say anything to me, so how can I answer?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2010, 07:59:46 PM
Didn't it even buzz?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 12, 2010, 09:12:43 PM
Do you have a buzz?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2010, 09:46:14 PM
Have you ever seen me without one?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 12, 2010, 11:48:02 PM
Have I ever really seen you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2010, 05:16:35 AM
Are you sure you'd ever even want to?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 13, 2010, 07:15:05 AM
Wouldn't we need to see you to buy one of your rum berry trees?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2010, 07:26:40 AM
Will you send me $1000 if I promise to send you all of the rumberry trees that I have?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 13, 2010, 09:42:53 AM
May I have 2 for the price of none?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 13, 2010, 10:35:17 AM
What a great plan--may I have two of those also?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 13, 2010, 10:40:17 AM
Did you see the sign that said buy one get two free?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2010, 11:18:57 AM
Would you believe that the rumberry trees are in the mail?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 13, 2010, 01:13:17 PM
Well, I didn't send money so who paid for them?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 13, 2010, 01:50:23 PM
Don't you need to have two or more for cross pollination?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 14, 2010, 06:42:36 AM
Haven't we all become just a bit too tangential??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2010, 08:46:50 AM
Are you sure you can say that on this forum?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 14, 2010, 09:16:05 AM
Did I spell that right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2010, 10:22:34 AM
Didn't you spell it "tangential?"
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Post by: Mairte on October 14, 2010, 11:37:02 AM
LOL, does that word make you think of tangerines? :D
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Post by: LadyFae on October 14, 2010, 12:30:40 PM
Do you enjoy eating tangerines?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 14, 2010, 01:27:58 PM
How did we get from rum to tangerines?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2010, 01:28:59 PM
Can I cross tangerines with my rumberries?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 14, 2010, 02:13:58 PM
Can I ask you to try pineapple with those rumberries instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2010, 04:58:28 PM
Would a rumberry fruit salad be good?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 14, 2010, 05:08:02 PM
Can we use that flavor in Loki?
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Post by: Mairte on October 14, 2010, 06:49:07 PM
Does anyone like apple pie loki?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 14, 2010, 07:36:07 PM
Has anyone else never had Loki?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2010, 08:47:05 PM
Is it bad that I've never had Loki?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 14, 2010, 09:23:20 PM
Why, is Loki bad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2010, 07:26:00 AM
How am I supposed to know if Loki is bad if I've never had any?!?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 15, 2010, 09:14:03 AM
Will you also be eating a fireball anytime soon, M?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 15, 2010, 09:50:33 AM
Does a fireball have something to do with Loki?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on October 15, 2010, 11:33:30 AM
Are you all drunk?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 15, 2010, 02:12:59 PM
Aren't we usually?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2010, 02:15:20 PM
Do I need to eat a fireball, JDW?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 15, 2010, 04:30:18 PM
Do you need to eat a fireball to know that it would be harmful?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2010, 07:20:25 PM
Are you trying to tell me that drinking Loki and eating fireballs are equally hazardous to my health?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 16, 2010, 07:49:25 AM
Isn't that why we should stick to rum and Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 16, 2010, 07:59:44 AM
You wouldn't dare put rum and Jack Daniels in the same drink, would you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 16, 2010, 08:13:11 AM
Perhaps I should have worded it "rum or Jack Daniel's?"

(No worries, Merlin--I know better than to mix those!  ;))
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Post by: LadyFae on October 17, 2010, 06:02:42 PM
Has anyone actually ever mixed rum and Jack on purpose?
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Post by: Mairte on October 17, 2010, 06:43:09 PM
Would you laugh at me if I said "I" have? :D
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Post by: Yawehtah on October 17, 2010, 06:45:29 PM
I mix water and Crown Royal on Ice for purpose.
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Post by: LadyFae on October 17, 2010, 08:00:02 PM
Mairte did you share that because you want us to laugh?
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Post by: Mairte on October 17, 2010, 11:01:42 PM
Laugh is a good word isnt it? ;D (I was really intoxicated when I did that....sigh, also when I mixed corona and coke....BLEH!!!!!!!!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 18, 2010, 07:45:37 AM
Wouldn't you say that laughing while drinking corona & cola is a bad mixture all around?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 18, 2010, 09:06:22 AM
Probably so, because how could you keep it from going up your nose?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 18, 2010, 10:17:56 AM
Do you often tend to have things go up your nose?
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Post by: Prince Thomas on October 18, 2010, 01:11:01 PM
When you were a child, didn't YOU stick stuff up your nose?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 18, 2010, 01:18:11 PM
Does a finger count?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2010, 08:02:02 PM
How many fingers am I holding up?
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Post by: gusjodi on October 18, 2010, 10:57:26 PM
Three?
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Post by: Butch on October 18, 2010, 11:42:53 PM
How can you see that far?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 19, 2010, 07:10:48 AM
Want to bet he was just guessing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 19, 2010, 07:13:23 AM
Is it really guessing if you turn out to be right?
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Post by: William_MacKean on October 19, 2010, 09:25:20 AM
If-if, ummm...  If-if, ah...  Ummm...

What was I going to say?
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Post by: Butch on October 19, 2010, 09:30:02 AM
Was it something about bulldozers?
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Post by: Don_Juan_deCordoba on October 19, 2010, 09:42:10 AM
Why bulldozers and not tractors? Aren't tractors easier to drive?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 19, 2010, 10:41:39 AM
Aren't bulldozers more destructively fun?
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Post by: Butch on October 19, 2010, 11:45:58 AM
Do bulls doze standing up or sitting down?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 19, 2010, 01:20:47 PM
I've never asked one, have you?
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Post by: Butch on October 19, 2010, 01:28:51 PM
Isn't it dangerous to wake up a dozing bull?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 19, 2010, 03:12:02 PM
Is it more dangerous to wake a sleeping baby?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 19, 2010, 08:57:52 PM
Do babies gore you when they wake?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 19, 2010, 09:05:24 PM
Depends on if they are demon babies, don't you think?
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Post by: Butch on October 19, 2010, 10:42:49 PM
Well who WOULDN'T put Depends on if they were demon babies?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2010, 05:53:29 AM
Wouldn't you imagine that what the Demon Babies leave in their Depends would be terribly frightening?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 20, 2010, 09:29:17 AM
Wouldn't they have to be awfully big to wear depends?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2010, 09:51:33 AM
Wouldn't you want to be awfully big if you were a Demon Baby?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 20, 2010, 11:27:33 AM
Do you know any demon babies?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2010, 11:48:35 AM
You mean, besides my son? (actually, he's a very good "boy" of 36!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 20, 2010, 11:54:16 AM
Do his eyes glow red in daylight?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2010, 11:55:13 AM
Would you prefer a glow of a different colour?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 21, 2010, 12:12:28 PM
Don't ghosts glow green?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 21, 2010, 01:03:22 PM
When did you last see a ghost?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 21, 2010, 02:51:21 PM
Do you think that the ghost may have been a puddy tat?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 21, 2010, 10:37:38 PM
Do you "tink you taw a puddy tat?"
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 22, 2010, 07:15:43 AM
And was it a green, glowing puddy tat?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2010, 07:18:56 AM
If I shot that green glowing puddy tat ghost with buckshot, would it then be a holey ghost?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 22, 2010, 08:32:45 AM
Would you also give it holey socks to wear to church?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 22, 2010, 08:37:38 AM
Are green ghost cats allowed in church?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 22, 2010, 01:13:53 PM
Don't ghosts haunt church cemeteries?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 22, 2010, 02:10:24 PM
Never seen one there, have you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2010, 04:40:45 PM
Is it not normal to have ghosts in one's house as well?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 23, 2010, 09:01:13 AM
My house doesn't have ghosts other than at Halloween, is this different from most houses?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 23, 2010, 09:18:34 AM
My house has at least one...should I be afraid??
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 24, 2010, 07:47:51 AM
afraid of the house or of the ghost?
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Post by: maeven on October 24, 2010, 11:57:40 AM
Which one should I be afraid of?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 24, 2010, 01:07:51 PM
Should you really be afraid of either?
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Post by: Butch on October 24, 2010, 08:58:50 PM
Isn't it more fun to be afraid, now that it's Halloween season?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2010, 09:12:01 PM
That depends...what if it's my spouse I'm afraid of?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 25, 2010, 07:35:29 AM
Why, is she a ghost?  :D
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Post by: LadyFae on October 25, 2010, 09:38:00 AM
Are you still married if your spouse is a ghost?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 25, 2010, 02:44:25 PM
Doesn't that depend on the pre-nups?
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Post by: LadyAnn on October 25, 2010, 06:25:50 PM
Pre-nups for whom?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 26, 2010, 01:27:55 AM
Does this mean we should say in life and life after death?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 26, 2010, 07:16:16 AM
If your spouse will still be around after death, couldn't you just drop that part of the wedding vows?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2010, 07:23:04 AM
If my spouse is still around after death, doesn't that mean I don't need to look for someone to yell at me?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2010, 09:17:35 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 26, 2010, 09:27:12 AM
Are you related to Minnie Pearl?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2010, 11:51:39 AM
Related to Minnie Pearl in what way?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 26, 2010, 12:45:00 PM
Do you wear hats with plastic fruit?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2010, 12:55:05 PM
Well, isn't that less messy than wearing a hat with real fruit?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2010, 01:25:39 PM
Are you scared of a sticky mess?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 26, 2010, 01:30:21 PM
Wouldn't it be less messy to have a hat with wax fruit?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2010, 01:34:10 PM
Wouldn't you be scared to be in the heat then?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2010, 01:44:05 PM
Wouldn't it be even less messy to wax poetic?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 26, 2010, 01:49:28 PM
Would this be voluntary or involuntary waxing of said poet?

(I couldn't resist)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2010, 01:56:08 PM
I sus pect that some female poets get a wax every now and then, yes?
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Post by: Butch on October 26, 2010, 02:04:22 PM
Wax on, or wax off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2010, 05:55:28 PM
ahhahhahaahahahahaahhahaahahahahaha!!!!!!!   ***skip me***
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Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2010, 06:20:56 PM
Oh, did that hurt?  =)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 27, 2010, 06:35:38 AM
Shouldn't it have?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 27, 2010, 09:47:30 AM
To wax or to pluck, is that the question?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 27, 2010, 02:00:25 PM
Are we talking about candles, or chickens?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 27, 2010, 02:12:22 PM
Is the plural for wax, paraffinalia?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 27, 2010, 04:54:04 PM
Isn't paraffinalia a wax casting or modeling of sex organs?
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Post by: Lady Kett on October 27, 2010, 07:35:18 PM
Is anyone other than me afraid to post after that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 27, 2010, 08:27:37 PM
Why should anyone be afraid?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 27, 2010, 11:18:39 PM
Do you ever wonder if ghosts miss sex?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2010, 05:04:21 AM
Why would you think that ghosts don't have sex?
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Post by: William_MacKean on October 28, 2010, 03:11:32 PM
Why do I bother?  Why do ANY of us bother, really?  When does the bother become worth it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 28, 2010, 03:12:17 PM
Oh brother were art thou?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 29, 2010, 10:57:26 AM
Are you watching a movie, DonaCatalina?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 30, 2010, 08:40:02 AM
Or did you really lose your brother?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 30, 2010, 11:07:42 AM
Was he the main course at a family picnic?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 30, 2010, 08:06:37 PM
Would someone really eat their brother?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2010, 08:12:37 AM
Do you agree that Merlin has a ghoulish bent this week?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 31, 2010, 08:14:53 AM
Would you believe that I am this warped all year long?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 01, 2010, 11:44:29 AM
Isn't Halloween the right time to be ghoulish?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 01, 2010, 01:18:52 PM
Ghoulish at warp speed you say?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2010, 07:22:24 AM
Is that delicious Hungarian Ghoulish that's going at warp speed?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 04, 2010, 09:02:57 AM
What is actually in Hungarian ghoulash anyway?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2010, 09:09:24 AM
Isn't it basically a ghoul stew with lots of paprika?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on November 04, 2010, 11:32:10 AM
Yes, but what kind of paprika?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2010, 11:35:23 AM
For good Hungarian Ghoulash, would you not want to use a good Hungarian paprika like Szeged?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 04, 2010, 03:18:30 PM
Like what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2010, 04:03:21 PM
Bob O, didn't you know that Szeged was a brand of really good Hungarian paprika? ("Be sure your answers are in the form of a question"....shades of Jeopardy)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2010, 09:16:24 AM
Do I want to know what jeopardy has to do with pakrika?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 05, 2010, 12:54:41 PM
Could it be that if you don't use Szeged paprika, you are putting your ghoulash in jeopardy?

(And on Merlin's recommendation, I'm off to find some Szeged!)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 05, 2010, 01:26:14 PM
Didn't Cary Grant put an egg in his goulash....or, was that borscht?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 05, 2010, 01:31:54 PM
Don't people from Brooklyn put sour cream in their borscht?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 06, 2010, 01:43:33 PM
Should I pose that question to my son who lives in Brooklyn?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 07, 2010, 12:04:42 PM
Whether or not they live in Brooklyn, don't Russians put sour cream in their borscht too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2010, 03:31:45 PM
The Russians have taken over Brooklyn by firing sour cream out of their borscht?!?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 08, 2010, 09:31:29 AM
How do you fire a soup?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2010, 02:04:38 PM
Would it not simply be as easy as saying, "You're fired, Borscht?"
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Post by: Butch on November 08, 2010, 07:19:00 PM
Do you WANT some Russian soup to hire a lawyer and throw an EEO complaint on you?!?!
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Post by: LadyFae on November 08, 2010, 10:59:34 PM
Well it would keep us busy for a while wouldn't it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2010, 06:27:59 AM
...the soup or the lawyer?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 09, 2010, 10:20:50 PM
Do you know a good lawyer?
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Post by: gusjodi on November 09, 2010, 10:59:17 PM
Is there such a thing as a "good" lawyer?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2010, 05:27:09 AM
Isn't a good lawyer what you find at the bottom of the ocean?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 11, 2010, 10:17:24 AM
Wouldn't those be the bad lawyers--the ones who lost the case for the vengeful client?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 11, 2010, 11:22:21 AM
Can someone explain the attraction of the TV show Lost?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2010, 02:26:27 PM
Can someone explain the attraction of most of TV shows today...especially the reality shows?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 11, 2010, 11:18:34 PM
Does anyone else pretty much hate commercials?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 12, 2010, 07:53:36 AM
Don't you know that anyone who invented a TV with a built in commercial filter would be a billionaire?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 12, 2010, 08:10:33 AM
Anyone willing to bet that it has been invented and it's just that no one is selling them?

(Same with the light bulb that doesn't burn out!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 12, 2010, 02:32:07 PM
Isn't that what a DVR does?
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Post by: Butch on November 12, 2010, 08:53:45 PM
Aren't you thinking of TiVO?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 12, 2010, 09:11:27 PM
Would a person, such as myself, who hasn't watched television for nearly 15 years, have any clue what in the bloody blue blazes what he is talking about?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 14, 2010, 04:46:19 PM
Isnt clue a board game?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 14, 2010, 04:49:41 PM
Do you get bored playing Clue?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 15, 2010, 10:17:29 AM
Have you watched the movie Clue?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 15, 2010, 01:07:35 PM
Does it star Inspector Clue_so?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2010, 02:34:26 PM
Was it Henry VIII, on the throne, with an executioner?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 15, 2010, 07:03:01 PM
Would you buy "Renaissance Clue" if it were available?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2010, 08:32:30 PM
Wouldn't all of us buy a Rennie Clue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 15, 2010, 09:20:24 PM
How many shillings is a Rennie Clue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2010, 09:41:46 PM
Should you not ask someone who has a clue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 16, 2010, 10:41:34 AM
Does anyone here have a clue?

(I know I don't!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2010, 02:35:51 PM
Could it then have been Henry VIII, on the throne, with the toilet paper?
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Post by: Lady Kett on November 16, 2010, 07:18:24 PM
Did toilet paper exist in the renaissance?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on November 16, 2010, 07:30:07 PM
Royals and the upper classes used small bits of cloth.  I read that somewhere once.  But no I believe TP to be a much more recent invention. Does that help?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2010, 08:17:45 PM
Don't we want to change the subject?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on November 16, 2010, 08:26:08 PM
Is there a problem talking about the Royals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 16, 2010, 09:49:25 PM
When you hear "Scots", do you think of toilet paper?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2010, 05:28:56 AM
Do I really want to get into the middle of a discussion that may end in bloodshed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 17, 2010, 08:32:57 PM
If you're making bloody marys, will you make one for me too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2010, 08:36:06 PM
The question came up this weekend...what goes into a really good Bloody Mary?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 18, 2010, 07:55:20 AM
If it includes celery, can we skip that part?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 18, 2010, 09:04:12 AM
Don't you think that Mary might object?
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Post by: Lady Kett on November 18, 2010, 09:12:49 PM
Does Mary really like celery THAT much?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2010, 07:31:17 AM
Do you think that Mary may be part rabbit?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 19, 2010, 01:41:18 PM
Why, do rabbits like vodka and tomato juice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2010, 01:44:54 PM
Does that seem to be a logical progression from carrot juice?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 19, 2010, 02:16:02 PM
How would carrot juice make Mary the rabbit bloody?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2010, 02:26:39 PM
Would you really like for me to go into the physics of high-pressure injection of carrot juice into the cute, fuzzy body of a rabbit?
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Post by: Lady Kett on November 19, 2010, 08:39:23 PM
Merlin, shouldn't we talk more about the injection (note, NOT high pressure) of Jack Daniels?  :-*
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2010, 09:00:52 PM
Lady Kett... you she-devil.... Wanna join me for a Jack Single Barrel?
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Post by: Lady Kett on November 19, 2010, 09:09:07 PM
What say we meet at Scarborough in April to exchange flasks? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2010, 09:11:43 PM
You are ON, m'Lady!! I may be a crusty old wizard, but I'm also a Tennessee Squire!
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Post by: Lady Kett on November 19, 2010, 09:34:50 PM
Merlin, methinks you got so excited that you forgot your question? (sorry, my horns are showing...LOL)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 21, 2010, 11:09:07 AM
Merlin, did the Jack Daniels make you forget your question?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 21, 2010, 11:59:39 AM
How can anyone question Jack Daniels??
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 21, 2010, 06:57:25 PM
Better yet, how could his answer be wrong?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 21, 2010, 07:09:35 PM
Isn't it dangerous to trust overmuch in such a wicked fellow as JD?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 21, 2010, 08:06:40 PM
How could I ever consider Jack Daniels to be wicked?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 22, 2010, 07:11:53 AM
Isn't he a seducer of women?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 22, 2010, 07:37:59 AM
If you were in my place, wouldn't that be a good thing?
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Post by: Mairte on November 22, 2010, 05:24:04 PM
Isnt the topic right now questionable?(but interesting,lol)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 23, 2010, 06:45:18 AM
Are you questioning my questionable morals?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on November 23, 2010, 08:19:38 AM
Do you have morals? Even questionable ones?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 23, 2010, 10:11:45 AM
Moral, morale, what exactly is the difference?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 23, 2010, 10:17:19 AM
Isn't it one of those you-can't-have-one-without-the-other things?
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Post by: Butch on November 23, 2010, 11:03:11 AM
Like "Soup" and "A Bowl"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 23, 2010, 01:27:09 PM
Is soup really good food?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 23, 2010, 01:28:09 PM
Can you imagine better food for a cold than chicken soup?
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Post by: Butch on November 23, 2010, 01:37:55 PM
Doesn't turtle soup have more Vitamin C?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 23, 2010, 02:03:07 PM
Doesn't it also have more wax?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 23, 2010, 03:22:43 PM
Should I polish my wood furniture with turtle soup?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 23, 2010, 03:57:43 PM
Would that make the legs retract on the table?
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Post by: Mairte on November 23, 2010, 09:12:51 PM
Or make it want to swim in the bathtub?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 24, 2010, 07:52:51 AM
A portable, waterproof table; doesn't that make sense?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2010, 08:47:40 AM
Are you planning to serve lunch under water?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 24, 2010, 10:48:10 AM
Do you have to eat turtle soup slooowly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2010, 10:53:23 AM
I don't imagine it's something you would find at a fast food restaurant, is it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 24, 2010, 11:44:00 AM
True, but you don't find rabbit stew at such a place either, right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2010, 12:18:35 PM
Have you never been to Elmer Fuddpuckers?
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Post by: Mairte on November 24, 2010, 04:40:22 PM
What kind of name is THAT,lol???? :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 24, 2010, 04:42:41 PM
Now that I thi8nk about it, you can get a coney pretty fast, right?
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Post by: Mairte on November 24, 2010, 04:45:12 PM
Maybe if you are a good hunter?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2010, 05:05:04 PM
Don't they have Fuddpuckers restaurants in your neck of the woods, Mairte?
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Post by: Mairte on November 24, 2010, 07:36:17 PM
Fuddpuckers?(No, they dont...)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 24, 2010, 07:53:56 PM
It's actually Fuddruckers, isn't it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2010, 08:47:53 PM
Would you believe it's actually Fudpucker's?  (too many 'D's)
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Post by: Mairte on November 24, 2010, 09:05:52 PM
Are you trying to confuse me,lol????
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 25, 2010, 05:37:29 AM
What is it that has you so bumfuzzled, my dear?

(Fudpucker's is a couple of restaurants in Florida...Destin & Ft Walton. I actually thought it was a larger chain than that)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 27, 2010, 11:24:56 AM
Out my way (northeast) we have Fuddruckers--anyone else?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 27, 2010, 01:24:12 PM
Don't you find it strange that Fuddruckers has not taken umbrage with Fudpuckers?
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Post by: Mairte on November 27, 2010, 02:56:05 PM
Could it be maybe they have and we just dont know it? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 27, 2010, 03:09:55 PM
Is it possible that the Fudd's have their restaurants' supplies delivered by their mothers' truckers?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on November 27, 2010, 11:45:38 PM


Isn't it strange that Zilch the Torysteller is not allowed to eat at Fuddrucker's anymore??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 27, 2010, 11:48:34 PM
Is the reason not apparent to you, dear lady?
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Post by: Mairte on November 28, 2010, 08:05:51 AM
Who is Zilch the Torysteller?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 28, 2010, 12:09:04 PM
Is it possible that your faire has never had this masterful torysteller of the tisted twongue?
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Post by: Mairte on November 28, 2010, 04:28:53 PM
Does he go to many faires throughout the USA or is he mostly local?
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Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on November 29, 2010, 11:10:44 AM
Is talking in Spponerisms actually a "language"?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 29, 2010, 11:28:26 AM
Isn't it more like playing with a language?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 29, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
Am I wrong or is it like playing with bad spelling? :)
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 29, 2010, 09:51:43 PM
Who's Spad Belling? 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 05:08:41 AM
Isn't he a famous producer, or was he a pick-pocket?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 30, 2010, 08:25:41 AM
Didn't Spad Belling work at Fuddruckers?
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 12:54:39 PM
If Spad Belling worked at Fuddruckers.....would they have to name it, uh...something else? (Family friendly, I am not typing that! ;) )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 02:17:52 PM
Going back to Fuddruckers again? Not enough turkey last week, Mairte?  :D
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 02:24:04 PM
Doesnt everyone get sick of turkey leftovers? :D Cant I go to Long John Silvers instead? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 02:32:39 PM
Wouldn't you prefer actual food?  ???
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 02:52:44 PM
Isnt Long John Silvers REAL food,lol? :D (I dont want to look at turkey again until NEXT thanksgiving!! Blech.)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 02:58:32 PM
If you don't wish to look at a turkey for a while, should you not cover the image to the left of this post? (THAT guy's a real turkey!  :D)
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 03:01:38 PM
Now why would you SAY that? (Maybe a donkey variety something but certainly not a turkey!! Just teasing. ;D )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 03:08:05 PM
Wouldn't I know better than anyone else that he's a turkey?  ::) 
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 30, 2010, 03:11:50 PM
The lack of feathers was a dead give away, wasn't it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 03:17:55 PM
If you haven't seen me without my clothes, how would you know I have no feathers?  (...it's an frightening thought, I know...)
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 30, 2010, 03:32:25 PM
Is anyone else gonna have strange dreams tonight?!   ;D
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 04:18:03 PM
Only "strange"? Not scary? ;D  (Dont take me too seriously, giving people crap is my sometimes hobby..)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 04:33:11 PM
So I take it that I shant be the only one plagued with the nightmares of a scantily clad wizard frolicking in the woods?
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 04:38:47 PM
How did you guess? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on November 30, 2010, 06:53:50 PM
Why WOULDN'T we guess that?  =)
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 07:03:03 PM
Maybe because its something to terrible to be thought of? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2010, 08:38:08 PM
Dost this wizard put yon ladies in a state of trepidation and angst?
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Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2010, 09:19:01 PM
Does that wizard know we ladies only tease people we know can take it? ;D
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 30, 2010, 09:41:54 PM
What makes you think I was teasing?!  :D
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Post by: Butch on November 30, 2010, 09:50:46 PM
Doesn't your photo give away your intention of teasing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 05:40:55 AM
Should I get a psychiatrist now or should I turn Lady Iram into a lizard?  :P
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 08:40:54 AM
If you turned me into a lizard would I have to have flies for breakfast instead of yummy eggs and grits? :0
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 08:44:34 AM
Would that not depend upon what variety of lizard that I turned you into, for example, does not a Komodo Dragon eat eggs, animals, and naughty children?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 08:50:13 AM
Can I change the order around and go after the naughty children first?.........with ketchup? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 08:52:46 AM
Oh! Would you PLEASE?? Need any assistance?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 01, 2010, 11:40:25 AM
May I join you both in going after the naughty children, or would I be crashing a party?  ::) :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 12:29:40 PM
Do we have to use ketchup even if we prefer soy sauce on meats?
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 02:16:58 PM
If he changed you into a godzilla lizard couldnt you eat anything that didnt get to you first? :)
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 02:17:52 PM
And WHY do we have to use ketchup or soy sauce when some kind of hot sauce would be better?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 02:36:14 PM
Are you sure that hot sauce is a proper dressing for naughty children?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 01, 2010, 02:44:10 PM
Did you forget the cayenne peppers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 02:53:19 PM
Do you think I would forget anything as essential as peppers? (though I prefer them on the side...)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 01, 2010, 03:16:30 PM
And did anyone remember the rum? Or in your case, Merlin, the Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 03:28:38 PM
Do you really think that I am going to forget the essentials, especially the Jack Daniels, when I enjoy a meal of freshly roasted naughty child, smothered in onions and peppers, with a twice-baked potato, assorted sides, and a salad topped with crumbled blue-cheese?  (Jeez! I'm making myself hungry!)
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 03:50:36 PM
Now why does Bubba Gump suddenly spring to mind?
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 04:32:37 PM
Is it awful that I think rum and hot sauce go better with naughty children than turpentine Jack Daniels? :D
Bubba Gump????  :o  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 05:09:30 PM
Turpentine Jack Daniels?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!  :o :o :o :o :o :o
Does no one but me find that totally blasphemous?!?!?  ??? ??? ???
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 06:55:34 PM
Doesnt everyone know rum is better? ;D
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 07:22:01 PM
Can we have both rum and JD to celebrate Bob joining our party?
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 07:40:29 PM
Yes, why not? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 08:28:51 PM
Do I have to still be nice to Mairte if she doesn't stop dissin' my best friend Jack?  :P :P :P  ::)  ;)
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Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2010, 09:13:05 PM
I dont know, do you,lol? :D (Okay, Jack can come with as long as "I" can drink rum!  ;D )
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Post by: Lady Kett on December 01, 2010, 09:22:24 PM
Sounds marvelous. Doesn't Jack like Rum anyway? :)
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 09:24:27 PM
Don't all pirates like rum?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2010, 09:26:39 PM
Jack Daniels wasn't a pirate was he?  (It's okay, Mairte...I still love you :-*)
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 01, 2010, 09:30:20 PM
Lol...oh yeah..... :P Could I have been thinking of Sparrow?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 02, 2010, 07:41:40 AM
It looks like we're ready to party--anyone caught any naughty children yet?

(I'll provide the rum, Jack Daniels...and ketchup.  ;D)
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 02, 2010, 07:56:20 AM
Is that a recipe for a new kind of bbq sauce?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2010, 08:19:46 AM
I work at a university, so would those children be too old? (They can be very naughty!)
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 02, 2010, 09:11:53 AM
Are you a professor?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2010, 09:27:29 AM
No...does that make you love me less?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 02, 2010, 10:52:47 AM
Is the ocean less deep?
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 02, 2010, 12:07:46 PM
Or the sky less high? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2010, 12:43:03 PM
Speaking of high...this conversation is getting so weird...am I stoned?
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Post by: Mairte on December 02, 2010, 02:32:46 PM
Or water less wet??? I dont know Merlin, does this conversation have the same effects as feeling high? :D
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Post by: Anna Iram on December 02, 2010, 02:49:47 PM
Hasn't this always been an odd little thread?  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2010, 03:14:29 PM
Is everyone here as odd as I am?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 02, 2010, 05:52:36 PM
If everyone were like you, would we still be odd?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 02, 2010, 05:58:31 PM
Is being odd such a bad thing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2010, 07:22:27 PM
Would that not depend on whether you are the odder or the oddee?  ???
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 03, 2010, 07:29:15 AM
So if I'm an odder, does that make my parents the oddees?
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Post by: Mairte on December 03, 2010, 10:11:53 AM
Does anyone else think this thread is going from odd to the deepest depths of strangeness? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 03, 2010, 11:43:16 AM
Is anyone here a stranger to strangeness?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 04, 2010, 07:11:47 AM
Does strangeness truly exist amongst us?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 04, 2010, 07:13:22 AM
Is the Pope Catholic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 04, 2010, 08:32:46 AM
If the Pope falls in a forest, does he make any sound?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2010, 09:22:23 AM
Did you mean "falls" or "farts" in the woods?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 04, 2010, 09:45:19 AM
(Good point, LadyFae!) Would I care in either case?
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Post by: Butch on December 04, 2010, 02:01:28 PM
Do you not care about your fellow man?
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Post by: Mairte on December 05, 2010, 05:00:44 PM
Or only about falling and farting?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 05, 2010, 06:07:23 PM
Isn't farting necessary if you eat certain foods?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 05, 2010, 06:32:16 PM
To fart or not to fart...isn't that the question?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 05, 2010, 06:41:19 PM
Should we question farts, or just let them happen (rip)?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 06, 2010, 09:19:19 AM
Can we move on to a less salacious topic?
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Post by: Butch on December 06, 2010, 10:50:36 AM
How about:  "Who makes the best canned chili?"?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 06, 2010, 12:20:51 PM
Doesn't that question kind of lead us back to the previous topic?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 06, 2010, 01:28:58 PM
Which previous topic would you prefer to return to?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 06, 2010, 02:26:09 PM
Why don't we simply begin exploring a totally new topic of questionable conversation?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 06, 2010, 02:47:53 PM
Have you an idea for a new questionable topic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 06, 2010, 02:52:22 PM
Would you prefer one of questionable value or one of questionable taste?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 06, 2010, 02:55:18 PM
Why can't we have a topic of both? :)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 07, 2010, 10:01:28 AM
Isn't everything about taste abritrary anyway?
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Post by: Butch on December 07, 2010, 12:49:32 PM
Even when you have a cold?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
Do you have an arbitrarily cold taste bud, Bud--er--Butch?
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Post by: Mairte on December 07, 2010, 05:04:27 PM
Dont you think a taste for something HOT would be better? ::) :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2010, 05:18:56 PM
Would you prefer a platter of Szechuan-style Chinese food, some Memphis BBQ, or some Tex-Mex?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 07, 2010, 07:42:26 PM
Would Memphis BBQ be too much....we are talkin' pulled pork andwiches with cole slaw on the bun, right...and how do you know about it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2010, 08:23:45 PM
Would you believe I went to college in Memphis, and have enjoyed The Rendezvous, and other BBQ establishments, on several occasions?  (MMMMMmmmm!!!!)
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Post by: Mairte on December 07, 2010, 08:30:23 PM
Would you believe some people (me!) dont like bbq? (Give me Szechuan style Chinese any day!  ;D )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2010, 04:48:05 AM
If you don't like BBQ, Mairte, could it be that you've never had the right BBQ?
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Post by: Mairte on December 08, 2010, 02:42:44 PM
Maybe you are right?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 08, 2010, 02:49:45 PM
Do you think you might like Szechuan-style BBQ? (If someone invents it! ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2010, 02:59:35 PM
Did you know that BBQ comes from the Caribbean, and just talking about BBQ, Szechuan, and Tex-Mex is making me hungry as a bare wizard (if can bear that)?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 08, 2010, 06:03:33 PM
Would you eat barbequed bear?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2010, 08:03:30 PM
I've eaten bear before and it was terrible...think I should eat it again??
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Post by: Butch on December 08, 2010, 08:29:16 PM
Wouldn't you rather eat barbequed beef?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 08, 2010, 09:16:36 PM
Would you like some alligator?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2010, 04:30:57 AM
Would you want to bit something that might bite back, LadyFae, and did you know that many don't consider it to be BBQ if it isn't pork?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 09, 2010, 07:37:49 AM
Isn't pork the other White meat??
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 09, 2010, 01:13:51 PM
So what's the first white meat then? Alligator?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 10, 2010, 02:52:07 PM
What kind of meat are we to alligators?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 12, 2010, 05:40:45 PM
Alligators prefer children.  ::) :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 12, 2010, 08:12:13 PM
Alligators, are red or white meat??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2010, 08:52:33 PM
Are you planning on sticking around to find out?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on December 12, 2010, 09:14:18 PM
Can't you just hold their mouths closed to stay safe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 12, 2010, 09:22:09 PM
Safe is not in anyones vocabulary when it comes to those reptiles!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 12, 2010, 09:23:06 PM
Oops,lol, IS safe in anyones vocabulary when it comes to those reptiles???  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 13, 2010, 08:59:06 AM
Well, wouldn't alligator burgers be considered safe?

(You're forgiven Mairte.  ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 13, 2010, 10:38:12 AM
But wouldn't fried alligator nuggets taste better?
(especially with honey mustard dipping sauce?)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 01:48:59 PM
How about rattlesnake instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2010, 03:09:42 PM
Would anyone mind if we skip the gator and eat something like a medium-rare Porterhouse steak with a twice-baked potato, smothered in fried onions and mushrooms, sprinkled with crumbled blue cheese, accompanied by an extra dry Cabernet Sauvignon, or perhaps a delicious Châteauneuf-du-Pape? (with a side of grits?)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 13, 2010, 03:14:38 PM
Can we have rum instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2010, 03:21:00 PM
Quote from: The Rabbi on December 13, 2010, 03:14:38 PM
Can we have rum instead?
Hush! No! Have you no couth?   ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 03:27:46 PM
Ooooooo....did someone mention the magic word? (RUM!)  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2010, 03:52:07 PM
Would you crazies like a little redrum?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 04:11:40 PM
Oh now WHY would you think we are crazy? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 13, 2010, 04:47:42 PM
Isnt crazy a state of mind? If so where can I find mind at on the map?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 05:20:46 PM
Isnt the country of MIND just to the left of Albequerque?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2010, 05:28:52 PM
Would that not depend on which way you were facing Albuquerque? Are you referring to west?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 07:30:44 PM
Isnt WEST the STATE of mind, not the country?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 13, 2010, 07:51:10 PM
is the state of mind in the country of confusion?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 13, 2010, 07:57:09 PM
confusion,  is it a state as in maine, or view/appearance of being?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2010, 08:24:21 PM
Isnt confusion a territory, not a state or a country yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on December 13, 2010, 10:37:59 PM
Confusion isn't the gentleman from China who's always got something to say?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2010, 01:54:53 AM
Isn't that Jackie Chan?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on December 14, 2010, 08:47:56 AM
Where's Jackie Chan?  Right there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 14, 2010, 09:11:12 AM
If Jackie Chan and Confucius met in a bar, what would they drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 14, 2010, 09:22:55 AM
How do you know they would drink at all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 14, 2010, 10:25:46 AM
If they are not going to drink then why meet in a bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 14, 2010, 01:41:51 PM
What if Bruce Lee (ghost?lol) and Chuck Norris met with them too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2010, 02:21:58 PM
Have you never seen Jackie Chan's Drunken Master?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 14, 2010, 02:38:45 PM
Is that the one that co-stars Confucius?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2010, 03:29:13 PM
Is Confucious working as Jackie Chan's stunt double? Could that be why Confucious isn't around anymore?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 14, 2010, 08:13:21 PM
Or is that the REAL reason Bruce Lee isnt around? Maybe he didnt die after all? Is Bruce Lee the twin brother to Confucious?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 14, 2010, 08:37:29 PM
No they are not twins, Is Confucious the shorter one of the two?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 15, 2010, 06:29:10 AM
Did someone say something wrong to make Confucius short?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 15, 2010, 01:55:51 PM
Why? What did Confucious say?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 15, 2010, 03:38:12 PM
Was Confucius serious when he made a conscious and conspicuous reconnaissance of his conscience?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 15, 2010, 03:44:14 PM
Do who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 15, 2010, 04:36:14 PM
Does a philospoher who never exprienced air conditioning or commercial airline travel have anything relevant to contribute to our lives?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 15, 2010, 05:02:08 PM
Do you speak of Confucius or yourself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 15, 2010, 06:02:59 PM
Who doesn't like speaking of themselves?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 15, 2010, 06:21:30 PM
is it my voices speaking of me or am I?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 16, 2010, 07:33:05 AM
Does anyone else here speak to themselves?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 16, 2010, 02:17:03 PM
Does yelling at people in absencia inside the car count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 16, 2010, 02:49:05 PM
Is the absencia anywhere near the glove compartment?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 16, 2010, 08:34:04 PM
Are you SURE its not near the gas pedal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 16, 2010, 08:39:22 PM
is not now Called the accelerator pedal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 17, 2010, 07:27:26 AM
Then what is the brake pedal called? The decelerator pedal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 17, 2010, 09:40:10 AM
Can anyone please tell me what in bloody hell this conversation is going on about, or must I stay confused? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Prince Thomas on December 17, 2010, 10:01:15 AM
Did you know that confusion is not only bad for your health, but also harmful to the people around you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 17, 2010, 12:58:05 PM
What if we are use to confusion can we just get a shirt to warn the people around us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2010, 08:04:44 PM
Speaking of shirts with messages on hem, shouldn't the wearers get paid for providing advertising for Coca Cola?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 17, 2010, 10:11:25 PM
Someone here doing Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 17, 2010, 10:40:27 PM
Didnt I read another post about an addiction to coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 19, 2010, 09:36:50 AM
If you're going to have an addiction, wouldn't it be better for it to be beer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 19, 2010, 12:03:18 PM
Wouldnt it be better to have as few addictions as possible to substances? (With the exclusion of RUM of course!  :D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 19, 2010, 01:22:13 PM
Isnt Rum a cure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 19, 2010, 10:20:23 PM
Must we look for a cure for our addiction to Faire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 20, 2010, 08:11:41 AM
Isn't Faire the addiction and the cure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 20, 2010, 01:43:29 PM
Faire WOULD be, wouldnt it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 20, 2010, 03:00:40 PM
How can you say its an addiction when you can go 6 months between faires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 20, 2010, 06:12:29 PM
You can go 6 months between faires without withdrawal???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 20, 2010, 06:52:36 PM
Withdrawal, What is that ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 20, 2010, 07:48:30 PM
That doesnt seem possible does it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 20, 2010, 10:37:30 PM
Wait, what was the question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 21, 2010, 09:56:25 AM
Wasn't it something about Coke and an addiction to accelerator pedals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 21, 2010, 10:16:58 AM
Do you like to substitute Pepsi for Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 21, 2010, 12:48:25 PM
Who WOULD want to substiture Pepsi for Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on December 21, 2010, 01:13:21 PM
Coke Classic or New Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 21, 2010, 01:46:22 PM
You mean to tell me that New Coke is still around?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on December 21, 2010, 02:01:53 PM
If you do coke, wouldn't the bubbles upset your sinuses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 21, 2010, 02:11:59 PM
Merlin brings up a good Q - Is 'new' still around?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 21, 2010, 04:51:04 PM
Dont you all know that IF new coke is still around that is tastes absolutely disgusting with rum? :D (Soooooooo....no loss!  ;D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 21, 2010, 05:09:19 PM
If memory serves, doesn't it taste like Pepsi & rum? (another despicable combination)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 21, 2010, 05:30:28 PM
Do you realize you have the Pepsi part right but not the rum? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Shilori on December 21, 2010, 06:38:29 PM
How much rum will it take to cover the taste of the pepsi? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 21, 2010, 08:08:13 PM
Have they made enough rum to cover the taste of Pepsi??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 21, 2010, 08:12:32 PM
If not, it's a good start, no?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 22, 2010, 08:49:07 AM
Why do you have to mix rum with anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rowan MacD on December 22, 2010, 09:03:55 AM
 What is the best recipe for Rum Punch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 22, 2010, 09:11:33 AM
How about a quart of rum and a left hook?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 22, 2010, 02:05:43 PM
How about we leave the rum off the hook and pour it into a shot glass?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 22, 2010, 02:16:49 PM
What if we want more rum than is in a shot glass? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 22, 2010, 02:28:02 PM
Don't you have a 16-ounce shot glass like we do down here in the South?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 22, 2010, 04:05:12 PM
Is not beer the only thing that comes in 16oz? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 23, 2010, 09:24:46 AM
Do I have to move to the South to get my hands on one of those 16 oz shot glasses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 23, 2010, 10:11:54 AM
Would you like for me to send you one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 23, 2010, 12:25:36 PM
can two be sent?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 23, 2010, 12:34:34 PM
Are you that thirsty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 23, 2010, 12:35:38 PM
Thirsty? only if some one is not willing to share theri libations?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 23, 2010, 01:15:41 PM
Do we really need to be thirsty to drink rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 23, 2010, 02:12:54 PM
The rum punch isn't flaming is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 23, 2010, 02:14:11 PM
It couldn't possibly be as flaming as my good friend Jackie, could it?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rowan MacD on December 23, 2010, 04:38:37 PM
  Why would you want to get near an open flame?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 24, 2010, 03:01:30 PM
Can we use the fire to make hot buttered rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 24, 2010, 05:18:21 PM
Just exactly how do you butter rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 24, 2010, 08:49:36 PM
Jack, just whose bum you want to butter?!?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 24, 2010, 08:50:41 PM
Would that make it a hot crossed bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on December 25, 2010, 12:29:38 AM
Entenmanns makes those, don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 26, 2010, 09:50:01 AM
Do you mean hot crossed bums or the buttered rum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 26, 2010, 09:25:36 PM
Why is the rum Buttered?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 26, 2010, 10:27:34 PM
..or is the bum ruttered?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on December 27, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
Ruttered bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 27, 2010, 08:52:32 PM
WHY do I not want to examine what that is too closely?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 27, 2010, 10:51:33 PM
Have you ever woken up and discovered that your favorite drink is no longer your friend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 27, 2010, 10:53:48 PM
Am I the only one who's behavior changes into Mr. Hyde if I drink too much scotch?  (I make a point not too!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 28, 2010, 10:14:39 AM
Does Mr. Hyde like scotch too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 28, 2010, 10:58:35 AM
Why on earth would you want to Hyde your Scotch?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 28, 2010, 09:11:01 PM
Don't you just love the play on words?  =)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 28, 2010, 10:59:28 PM
Isn't the play the thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 28, 2010, 11:20:14 PM
What thing do you play?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on December 28, 2010, 11:20:57 PM
Aren't you afraid of going blind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 28, 2010, 11:21:38 PM
Isn't that only about males?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 29, 2010, 12:10:10 AM
Are you sexist?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 29, 2010, 10:49:49 AM
I'm not a sexist; I play the bagpipes - don't you know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 29, 2010, 12:07:15 PM
So, does that mean you're full of hot air?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 29, 2010, 08:47:31 PM
Can you make a balloon fly with that hot air?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 29, 2010, 11:32:35 PM
Do you think it might work if you got enough braggarts (possibly Scottish bagpipers :D) in the gondola?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on December 31, 2010, 05:12:29 PM
What would Scottish bagpiping braggarts be doing in a gondola in Venice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 31, 2010, 05:51:46 PM
Wouldn't you imagine that they would be squeezing old bags, blowing hot air, and blowing chunks over the side of the rocking boat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 03, 2011, 09:41:50 AM
How do bagpipes figure in this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 03, 2011, 09:49:39 AM
Can't you figure bagpipes in to EVERYTHING?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2011, 01:30:57 PM
Do you really think bagpipes have much of a figure?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 03, 2011, 03:04:49 PM
Well, oblong is a figure, isn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 03, 2011, 05:37:54 PM
Can you divide the figure oblong evenly by two?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 03, 2011, 06:14:37 PM
Would top and bottom make it equal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2011, 07:28:17 PM
What if, like me, your bottom is bigger than your top?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 03, 2011, 08:11:33 PM
could we possibly go left to right then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on January 04, 2011, 08:37:35 AM
Is it better to have a bottom bigger than your top or vice versa?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 04, 2011, 10:08:22 AM
If you were top heavy wouldn't you be more likely to face plant?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 04, 2011, 01:29:47 PM
Isn't that a little like planting tulip bulbs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2011, 02:50:33 PM
Can I have some of what you folks are having?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 04, 2011, 03:28:01 PM
What sort of wattage do tulip bulbs have?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 04, 2011, 03:37:46 PM
Shouldn't we ask someone whom is considered bright?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2011, 04:01:01 PM
Where around here are you going to find someone who's bright?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 04, 2011, 04:03:19 PM
Did someone call me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 04, 2011, 05:16:29 PM
UH OH!!!!  Which Merlin is the REAL Merlin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 04, 2011, 05:59:39 PM
Which came first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on January 04, 2011, 06:18:05 PM
Will the original Merlin please stand up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2011, 07:43:14 PM
(The young Merlin is my boy... Junior.  We're both real Merlins. I won't make a statement regarding how bright he is, tho'.) He's skipping opening Scarby weekend to go to NASCAR---how bright can that be?   :o
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Post by: LadyFae on January 04, 2011, 09:04:47 PM
Doesn't every great wizard need an apprentice?
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Post by: Lord Figaro on January 05, 2011, 02:05:47 AM
What did you think of the Disney movie Wizards Apprentice, with Nicholas Cage?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2011, 05:41:44 AM
You aren't planning on putting this wizard in a cage are you?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 05, 2011, 09:18:10 AM
Does anyone remember "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" from the Disney film, Fantasia?

(I guess "wizard" is the new "sorcerer"!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 05, 2011, 09:36:15 AM
Was the Nicolas Cage movie titled the "Wizards Apprentice?" 
(I thought it was Sorcerer because it is supposed to be a movie based on the Fantasia short.)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 05, 2011, 01:13:43 PM
Who could tell when the apprentice's whiny voice was so horribly fascinating?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 05, 2011, 06:37:42 PM
Did you know that that apprentice also trains dragons?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 05, 2011, 07:34:39 PM
Do apprentice taste good to dragons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2011, 07:38:04 PM
Does the train have a special car to carry the dragon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 06, 2011, 12:04:12 AM
Train? Is there a train in the movie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 06, 2011, 10:12:37 AM
If its a steam train, can I have a ride on it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on January 06, 2011, 11:06:55 AM
Can you provide your own steam?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 06, 2011, 12:36:01 PM
If we keep it by the boiler, couldn't the dragon provide the steam?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 06, 2011, 12:38:43 PM
Is this a small dragon then, to fit on a train?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on January 06, 2011, 01:33:22 PM
Well, would skinny and really, really, really long qualify as small or big?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 06, 2011, 02:32:17 PM
Wouldn't that depend on which direction you held the tape measure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 06, 2011, 10:21:16 PM
Is this going to be "men's math?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kett on January 06, 2011, 10:37:12 PM
Is "mens math" anything like "rennie math" ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2011, 07:58:16 AM
Isn't "Rennie Math" about time passage, and "Men's Math" about the misconception of the actual dimensions of an inch?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 07, 2011, 08:23:29 AM
I've always been lousy at all math so can we change the subject?
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Post by: Merlin on January 07, 2011, 08:25:03 AM
Were you good at Philosophy?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 07, 2011, 08:41:01 AM
If I think I was good at philosophy, does that mean I exist?
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Post by: Butch on January 07, 2011, 01:03:20 PM
Do you think you were getting good grades?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 07, 2011, 01:13:26 PM
Isn't any grade less than 3% a good grade?
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Post by: Butch on January 07, 2011, 02:47:14 PM
Are you driving a semi now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2011, 03:34:42 PM
If a Rennie falls in the forest, and he's not carrying any rum, does anyone care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 07, 2011, 03:56:17 PM
Is it quality rum?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2011, 04:24:45 PM
Would you drink anything else?
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Post by: Merlin on January 07, 2011, 04:39:05 PM
Can I try a few different ones first?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 07, 2011, 05:10:31 PM
Is he/she truly a rennie without rum? {Good Merlin the Elder is the exception with the Jack of Daniels.}
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Post by: Prince Thomas on January 07, 2011, 09:53:38 PM
Is THAT why the rum is always gone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 08, 2011, 06:18:54 AM
Nobody has gotten into my Jack Daniels, have they?
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Post by: Merlin on January 08, 2011, 07:41:52 AM
Was it in on the top shelf?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 08, 2011, 08:38:09 AM
Son, how many times have I told you to stay out of my whiskey??
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Post by: Merlin on January 08, 2011, 08:53:22 AM
Was that yours?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 09, 2011, 09:56:55 AM
Is this going to end badly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 09, 2011, 10:00:44 AM
Would it be a bad ending if I turned my wayward son into a warthog?  (bloody wizards! can't trust the lot!)
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Post by: Merlin on January 09, 2011, 02:06:56 PM
Haven't you tried that before?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 09, 2011, 04:31:02 PM
Would he still have to pay social security and income taxes after his transmogrification?
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Post by: Merlin on January 09, 2011, 05:11:40 PM
Do you really think wizards pay taxes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 09, 2011, 05:21:31 PM
Would you like to know how much tax this wizard pays? (that's one bit of magic I haven't been able to come up with...)
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 09, 2011, 05:41:48 PM
does not the wizard tax depend on how much the fairy costs?
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Post by: Merlin on January 09, 2011, 07:23:49 PM
Are we allowed to write fairie visits off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 09, 2011, 07:33:04 PM
When did we start writing off or on faeries?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 09, 2011, 07:48:51 PM
When did faeries start sporting tattoos?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 09, 2011, 08:35:04 PM
Was it when they stopped paying taxes?
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Post by: Merlin on January 09, 2011, 08:48:11 PM
Did Obama create a fairy tax?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2011, 07:08:35 AM
Wouldn't such a tax be tariffying?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 10, 2011, 10:08:39 AM
Why are we talking about tarrifying fairies?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 10, 2011, 10:43:45 AM
Do we really want to open the subject of a fairy tax?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 10, 2011, 12:19:01 PM
And what about elves and wood nymphs? Are they tax free?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2011, 02:22:38 PM
Do the elves pay a tax based on ear points?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 10, 2011, 03:05:50 PM
Do you have pointy ears?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 10, 2011, 03:08:14 PM
If I get pointy ears, can I stop paying my taxes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on January 10, 2011, 08:18:36 PM
is not paying your taxes against the law?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2011, 08:29:25 PM
Are we playing Jeopardy again?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 10, 2011, 08:33:30 PM
Do elves pay taxes on thier jeoparady winnings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2011, 08:36:11 PM
When was the last time you saw an elf on Jeopardy?
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 10, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
elf on Jeopardy? Yuletide is is the correrct time is it not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2011, 08:41:04 PM
Would you like to try that again, without the pint of rum?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on January 10, 2011, 08:49:46 PM
with the pint of Rum it is is is is is.... oh do you remeber wher I left off?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2011, 08:58:50 PM
 :D :D :D Does it really matter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 11, 2011, 08:44:56 AM
Do sirs get charged a surcharge to joust?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 11, 2011, 11:25:52 AM
Do deep thinkers get a depth charge?
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Post by: Butch on January 12, 2011, 10:29:46 AM
Wouldn't that disturb their thoughts?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 12, 2011, 04:14:34 PM
If its deep enough, wouldn't it take a major jolt to disturb them?
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Post by: Butch on January 13, 2011, 05:28:58 AM
Do they still make Jolt Cola?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 13, 2011, 12:28:01 PM
Is their a tax on this Jolt Cola?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 13, 2011, 04:20:03 PM
Have you not looked at your grocery receipts lately?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on January 13, 2011, 07:27:40 PM
grocery bill is High yea,  But have you looked at your high electric bill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 13, 2011, 08:16:25 PM
Has my electric bill been smoking pot? (I thought the i's looked a little red)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 14, 2011, 12:15:38 PM
Why should I look at my grocery receipts for a tax on Jolt when I never buy it?  Aren't ready-to-eat food items tax free?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on January 14, 2011, 06:41:34 PM
Tax free items; I believe you can get them on a indian reservation
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 14, 2011, 09:02:12 PM
What if you don't have a reservation?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 14, 2011, 09:04:21 PM
are reservations taxable?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2011, 06:34:15 AM
Isn't this current vein of thread on taxes taxing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2011, 08:29:46 AM
Should we open the vein and let it bleed out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kett on January 15, 2011, 10:12:46 AM
Will someone bring some bandages?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on January 15, 2011, 11:14:40 AM
Since this is a renaissance forum, shouldn't we just cauterize the wound with a red-hot poker?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2011, 11:36:51 AM
When did we start playing cards?
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Post by: Butch on January 15, 2011, 12:22:03 PM
Got any 5's?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2011, 03:03:00 PM
Are we playing Go Fish Poker?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2011, 04:15:00 PM
Aren't those two separate card games?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2011, 05:43:33 PM
Can we not combine the two and make a new game?
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 15, 2011, 09:32:12 PM
yes a new game   maybe that will help alanta falcons next year?

heh heh heh the pack spanked that birdy butt
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on January 16, 2011, 11:20:17 AM
Why would you want anyone to win but the Pats?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 16, 2011, 05:51:20 PM
Why are we all of a sudden patting butts?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 16, 2011, 07:09:42 PM
Butts out, doesn't mean no smoking?
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Post by: Merlin on January 16, 2011, 10:01:27 PM
Is smoking not allowed?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 17, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
That depends, are we in a restaurant?
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Post by: Merlin on January 17, 2011, 10:23:19 AM
Does it vary from city to city?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 17, 2011, 11:12:25 AM
Have you ever seen anything that doesn't vary from city to city?
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Post by: Merlin on January 17, 2011, 07:31:09 PM
But aren't crappy drivers the standard in all cities?
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Post by: Butch on January 17, 2011, 08:29:32 PM
You mean golf clubs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 17, 2011, 08:44:06 PM
How did we start talking about golf?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 17, 2011, 10:23:02 PM
Don't all topics which men intrude upon involve little sticks and balls of some sort?  :D
<duck>
<and unless Jack Daniels is invoked by M'lord Merlin the really old one. >
<duck and prepare curse removers>
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2011, 06:22:12 AM
Are you sure you should be discussing men and their little sticks and balls, m'Lady Kett?? And what do you mean by LITTLE???

(I don't know about the younger Merlin, but this old one does not spend time playing pasture pool!)
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 18, 2011, 06:27:10 AM
Size is relative, don't you think?

(LOL, I love you guys! Now get your mind out of the gutter.)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on January 18, 2011, 12:16:13 PM
Is that what she said?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 18, 2011, 01:17:30 PM
Isn't relativity relative too?

(relatively speaking, of course  :))
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 18, 2011, 01:48:11 PM
Do you dance with your feet as well as you dance with your words?  :D
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Post by: Merlin on January 18, 2011, 02:15:21 PM
Do I have 2 left words then?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 18, 2011, 02:28:38 PM
 :D...and do you trip lightly over your tongue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2011, 02:31:41 PM
Do you think it's safe to discuss tongue around Lady Kett?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on January 18, 2011, 04:47:07 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2011, 02:31:41 PM
Do you think it's safe to discuss tongue around Lady Kett?

Is it safe to discuss anything around Lady Kett?
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Post by: Butch on January 18, 2011, 10:37:55 PM
Does she hear everything?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 19, 2011, 07:27:03 AM
Yes. :D

Perhaps we could use dancing as the next random topic?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2011, 07:28:43 AM
Are you a dirty dancer, m'Lady?
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Post by: Butch on January 19, 2011, 08:45:00 AM
LADY KETT danced with PATRICK SWAYZE?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 19, 2011, 10:49:53 AM
What other celebrities has Lady Kett danced with?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 19, 2011, 11:12:12 AM
Is this like Ren Dancing with the Stars?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 19, 2011, 11:49:32 AM
Wouldn't Ren Dancing more likely be under the stars?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2011, 11:57:01 AM
Will Darth Vader be joining in, perhaps doing the Funky Chicken?
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 19, 2011, 07:21:43 PM
Funcky chicken, Is that not what you get at KFC?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2011, 08:40:52 PM
Would that not then be Kentucky Funked-Up Chicken?
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Post by: Butch on January 19, 2011, 09:17:20 PM
Original, grilled, or extra funky crispy?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 20, 2011, 07:52:08 AM
Can anyone every really enjoy fast food after reading about all the UFO's found in them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 08:06:30 AM
That Chicken McNugget was actually a Martian??
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on January 20, 2011, 09:31:32 AM
Quote from: Anna Iram on January 20, 2011, 07:52:08 AM
Can anyone every really enjoy fast food after reading about all the UFO's found in them?

Unidentifiable Fried Object?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2011, 10:07:16 AM
Don't you know that those unidentifried objects are still chicken and that all the hoopla about rats was a bunch of urban legends?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 10:19:23 AM
Those of us who live outside of the city, do we have suburban legends?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 20, 2011, 12:27:45 PM
Or how about rural legends?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 20, 2011, 12:45:07 PM
Could I be a legend in my own mind?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 12:58:34 PM
Would that only apply if you had a mind?  ;)
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 20, 2011, 01:03:57 PM
can you rent a mind for the weekend?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 20, 2011, 01:18:31 PM
Would it be cheaper than renting a Mime?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 01:20:28 PM
Wasn't there a commercial years ago that stated, "A Mime is a terrible thing to waste?"
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 20, 2011, 01:47:11 PM
What if our mime is allready wasted?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2011, 02:20:00 PM
Mime's the word?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 02:32:09 PM
If I lose my mime, will I have to go to a santa-aquarium?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 20, 2011, 03:03:55 PM
Isn't "swimming with the fishes" a Mafia term?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 20, 2011, 03:17:09 PM
Or maybe that was sleeping with the fishes, eh?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 20, 2011, 03:57:27 PM
Do fishies sleep?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2011, 04:23:16 PM
Can you imagine what kind of mood your pet piraña would be in if he didn't get his beauty sleep?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 20, 2011, 09:45:57 PM
Are you saying pirhanas are beautiful?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2011, 10:16:54 PM
Beautiful...but deadly, no?!
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 20, 2011, 10:37:58 PM
Do YOU really want to be the one telling a pirhana she's not beautiful?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 21, 2011, 08:14:59 AM
Are not all females beutiful?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 21, 2011, 12:06:34 PM
Is that a trick question?  ;)
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 21, 2011, 12:32:56 PM
Would you want to make that decision?!! ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2011, 01:31:48 PM
Isn't it time to change the subject?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 21, 2011, 01:39:24 PM
What happened to dancing with the rennies?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 21, 2011, 02:58:02 PM
Okay, may I have this dance?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2011, 03:20:43 PM
Do you think my beard would get in the way?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 21, 2011, 11:00:58 PM
Wasn't Bob asking Dona?  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 22, 2011, 08:06:04 AM
Aren't I good enough?
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Post by: Merlin on January 22, 2011, 08:20:25 AM
Dad....are you hitting on young lasses again?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 22, 2011, 08:22:43 AM
are not all lasses young compared to the good elder merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 22, 2011, 08:59:38 AM
You're not going to tell your mother , are you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 22, 2011, 09:13:52 AM
What will you give us to keep quiet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 22, 2011, 09:42:06 AM
Would a slug of some delicious Jack Daniels help?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2011, 10:07:21 AM
Mind if I take photographs at the dance?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 22, 2011, 10:17:55 AM
Are we having a party?  :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 22, 2011, 10:31:01 AM
Aren't we always having a party?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 22, 2011, 10:34:14 AM
Can't some occasions be more special than others?
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Post by: Merlin on January 22, 2011, 12:21:40 PM
Can we wait until week 2 of Scarby?
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Post by: Neophyte on January 22, 2011, 06:22:10 PM
Does anyone really like to wait?
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Post by: Merlin on January 22, 2011, 06:24:17 PM
Can you hang around for an answer to that?
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Post by: Lady Mac on January 22, 2011, 06:50:02 PM
How long can you hang for an answer?
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Post by: Merlin on January 22, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
Can I use both hands?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 22, 2011, 09:40:42 PM
I dont know are you ambidexteriouse? {however you spell that}
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Post by: Merlin on January 22, 2011, 09:55:01 PM
Aren't all wizards?
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Post by: Butch on January 23, 2011, 12:35:00 AM
What about the ones with only one usable hand?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 23, 2011, 06:12:15 AM
Can they use both palm and back?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 23, 2011, 07:43:08 AM
Doesn't that make you go blind?
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Post by: Merlin on January 23, 2011, 08:23:02 AM
Aren't you wearing glasses, Dad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 23, 2011, 08:23:58 AM
Can you not see how thick they are?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 23, 2011, 10:23:34 AM
Isn't that from too much Jack Daniels? (I can help you there, Merlin--give it all to me!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 23, 2011, 11:58:48 AM
Is there any such thing as "too much Jack Daniels?"
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 23, 2011, 12:09:36 PM
would that not be like having too much fun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 23, 2011, 12:59:38 PM
Do you think it is really possible to harm a wizard with too much fun or too much Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 24, 2011, 07:34:00 AM
Does throwing water on a wizard have the same adverse affect as dousing a wicked witch with water?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 24, 2011, 02:00:11 PM
How is it you know my mother?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 24, 2011, 07:09:02 PM
Is she the one with the snakes for hair?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 24, 2011, 07:26:51 PM
Has she allready been doused?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 24, 2011, 08:34:36 PM
Wouldn't throwing water on a wizard just dilute the Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Butch on January 24, 2011, 09:06:43 PM
Why would throwing water on a wizard have an ending different than the one in The Wizard of Oz?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 24, 2011, 10:46:19 PM
Didn't they throw water on the witch, though?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 24, 2011, 11:05:49 PM
Why are we throwing water on the wizard?
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Post by: Neophyte on January 24, 2011, 11:49:40 PM
Aren't most wizard robes dry clean only?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 25, 2011, 06:12:41 AM
Yeah...why are we throwing water on the wizard?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 25, 2011, 07:49:07 AM
Wasn't it to see whether or not he would melt?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 09:28:19 AM
Can we throw J.D. at the wizard instead? Instructions- Toss gently in full bottle so as the wizard has the oppurtunity to catch. No one wants an unhappy wizard
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 25, 2011, 10:29:58 AM
So wizards aren't unhappy by nature?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 11:21:11 AM
Would you be happy with people dousing you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on January 25, 2011, 11:23:40 AM
Are people always trying to douse wizards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 25, 2011, 11:27:45 AM
Does a wizard have to be doused if he's already soused?  (That JD can really pull a number on ya...)
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 11:30:28 AM
can a soused, doused wizard cast spells?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 25, 2011, 12:42:45 PM
Does the Rabbi want to throw Jack Daniels on the Wizard or Jack Daw on the wizard?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 12:54:25 PM
Does Jack Daw wish to be tossed at the wizard or would he prefer to have Jack Daniels tossed?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 25, 2011, 01:18:15 PM
Can we avoid tossing the Jack Daniels and drink it instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 25, 2011, 02:38:58 PM
Is it my imagination, or are all you people ganging up on a poor, very old wizard?  :'(
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Post by: Butch on January 25, 2011, 03:42:36 PM
Aren't we all too afraid to take the wizard one-by-one?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 06:25:38 PM
But isnt our Wizard nice? specially when Jack Daniels is applied
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 06:35:28 PM
Must you contribute to his drinking problem?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 06:45:33 PM
Do you mean he is incapable of drinking without help?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 06:55:30 PM
Does he need help?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 25, 2011, 07:03:28 PM
Do I have to put up with this abuse even from my boy???   ;)
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 25, 2011, 07:05:02 PM
Is your boy willing to drink someone else Jack daniels?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 07:15:29 PM
Who has the most Jack Daniels?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 07:22:28 PM
Would that not be the distillery in TN. ?
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 25, 2011, 07:26:16 PM
TN has distillery, is it not aged in charred barrels?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 07:26:59 PM
What did he say?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 07:32:06 PM
What did who say?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 25, 2011, 07:42:47 PM
Is this going to turn into "Who's on First?"
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 07:45:27 PM
What's on second?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 07:48:31 PM
but who's on first?
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 25, 2011, 07:51:02 PM
who cares who is on first, who  is going to SWRF on opening?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 07:51:50 PM
What day is it?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 25, 2011, 07:52:30 PM
Did who get a vacation?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 25, 2011, 07:52:57 PM
Could you use a vacation?
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Post by: Merlin on January 25, 2011, 07:53:24 PM
Is it free?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 25, 2011, 07:54:25 PM
Is it time to free Willy?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 25, 2011, 07:54:36 PM
Is anything really free?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 25, 2011, 09:38:06 PM
Can money buy happiness?
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Post by: Butch on January 25, 2011, 10:44:50 PM
Can't it at least RENT happiness?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 26, 2011, 04:51:25 AM
Would you really want to rent some happiness that someone else had already enjoyed?
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Post by: Merlin on January 26, 2011, 07:44:19 AM
Can happiness be shared?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 26, 2011, 10:04:32 AM
If you share happiness with someone, does that mean you become sadder?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 26, 2011, 10:46:33 AM
Isn't there a saying that happiness shared is happiness multiplied?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 26, 2011, 11:33:21 AM
Are we doing math and is there a pop quiz?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 26, 2011, 11:38:09 AM
What is happiness, add on spouse or significant other, multiplied by number of faire visits per year?
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Post by: Mairte on January 26, 2011, 06:00:11 PM
Doesnt that sound like the PERFECT happiness??
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 28, 2011, 01:05:25 PM
If there is perfect happiness, is there flawed happiness as well?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 28, 2011, 10:53:59 PM
Are you asking if ignorance is bliss?
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Post by: Merlin on January 29, 2011, 07:36:57 AM
What did you call me?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 29, 2011, 08:55:20 AM
How can I call you if I don't have your number?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 29, 2011, 12:39:25 PM
Wouldn't it just be in the phone book under "M?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2011, 12:55:05 PM
Why would the phone book be under an 'M'?
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Post by: Lady Mac on January 29, 2011, 08:11:47 PM
Since 2 M's don't melt in your hands, perhaps only 1 does?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2011, 08:24:32 PM
Isn't 'M' for the mudflaps on your pickup truck?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 30, 2011, 09:10:24 AM
Isn't Renfaire A to Z a separate thread?   ;) :D
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 30, 2011, 09:30:16 AM
Is L for LOL aLLowed?  :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 30, 2011, 11:01:26 AM
Have I gone to the wrong thread?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 30, 2011, 11:19:01 AM
Are you implying that we are not right?
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Post by: Mairte on January 30, 2011, 04:12:22 PM
Isnt that about the same as saying we are all wrong?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2011, 07:21:46 PM
What's wrong with not being right, and if you don't write rite right, how is that wrong?
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Post by: Lady Mac on January 30, 2011, 07:42:58 PM
So it's 2 rights or 3 that make a wrong?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 30, 2011, 07:48:16 PM
According to Merlin, isn't it one right and two wrong rights?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2011, 07:55:25 PM
So much for the right, but then...what about the left...the left...the left...two... three... four?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 30, 2011, 08:44:49 PM
Harkening back to your military days?
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Post by: Mairte on January 30, 2011, 08:49:40 PM
It does sound like something from the military,huh?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 31, 2011, 09:31:04 AM
Or could it possibly be rennie counting? (The foundation for rennie math!  ;))
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 31, 2011, 10:32:11 AM
are we doing math again?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2011, 03:41:25 PM
Can't we do the Saftey Dance instead?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 31, 2011, 05:06:18 PM
What if we have two left feet?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 31, 2011, 07:46:25 PM
With two left feet, would you put your left foot in and then put your OTHER left foot in, and shake it all about?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2011, 07:49:03 PM
If you put both left foots in, wouldn't you fall on your arse?
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 31, 2011, 07:59:52 PM
Would you then shake your arse all around?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2011, 08:09:53 PM
Are you sure you want to see an old wizard's arse shaking all around?  (It could get REAL ugly!)
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Post by: Lady Kett on January 31, 2011, 08:12:10 PM
Who's in for pictures and who else thinks it will be a YouTube smash? ::)
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Post by: beckgam462 on January 31, 2011, 08:43:34 PM
Youtube smash are you strenching it a liitle ?  how about in the "Baby Boomers wild and crazy lives"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2011, 09:20:54 PM
Should I be moving away from you on the Group W bench?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 01, 2011, 08:39:01 AM
Is that the Who's on first, What's on second, and theWhat the heck are yall talking about...bench?  :D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 01, 2011, 12:56:57 PM
Are we back to Renfaire A to Z again?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 01, 2011, 01:05:20 PM
No, but can you make hide or hair out of what's been said so far?
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Post by: Merlin on February 01, 2011, 01:09:00 PM
How do you make hair?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 01, 2011, 01:15:20 PM
Can't a wizard make hair? And Anna, where do you want me to hide?  ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 01, 2011, 01:21:50 PM
If a wizard could make hair, don't you think this wizard would be trying to make some to hide his bald spot?
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Post by: Mairte on February 02, 2011, 10:02:27 AM
Arent bald spots a sign of wisdom?  :D
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 02, 2011, 11:05:12 AM
Isn't it sometimes just mange?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2011, 11:06:28 AM
What are you implying, Anna??
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 02, 2011, 11:38:26 AM
Could it be I was thinking of a wild animal, Merlin, and not of any of the gentlemen with smooth noggins.
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2011, 11:51:37 AM
Who are you calling a gentleman?!? (Getting tired of these insults!  ;) )
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Post by: Butch on February 02, 2011, 12:09:04 PM
Is someone insulting bald, mangey gentlemen in here?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 02, 2011, 02:11:42 PM
Would you be offended if they were?

(I haven't decided whether to be offended or not since I fall neatly into this category!  ;))
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Post by: Butch on February 02, 2011, 06:08:45 PM
Are you trying to offend everyone?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 02, 2011, 07:41:26 PM
Does this mean that us longhaired hippie types aint gentlemen? God I hope so
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2011, 07:54:30 PM
What about us former long-haired hippies whose DNA has chosen to eject traces of hair from the pate?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 02, 2011, 08:18:43 PM
Why would we want to talk about Wizard Pâté?  :o
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 02, 2011, 08:47:38 PM
Wizard Pâté is that anything like kitty Pâté?
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Post by: Mairte on February 02, 2011, 09:23:51 PM
Do you really want to know??  ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2011, 06:00:09 AM
You expect me to give up my liver so that you can have your Pâte?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on February 03, 2011, 10:25:54 AM
Are we talking about Pâte cake, Pâte cake? The rhyme?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 03, 2011, 10:40:06 AM
 :) Wiz-ard Man....can we bake him into a cake as fast as we can?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2011, 10:49:06 AM
Can this Wonderful Witty Wizard not get any respect here?!?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 03, 2011, 10:53:39 AM
LOL...who was it that said "I don't care what they say about me as long as they keep talking"?
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2011, 03:50:07 PM
Yeah....who WAS that??  :D
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 03, 2011, 08:03:38 PM
that he, who said that
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2011, 08:27:59 PM
That who was he?
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 03, 2011, 08:41:44 PM
He is not me I believe I said before we are us not a he, does that make sense? ;D
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 03, 2011, 08:53:24 PM
Not that it really concerns me, as I am equally entertained, but I believe this thread is drifting into the rules of the "Continue the Thread" thread. Don't you think?  :D
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2011, 10:31:23 PM
Dont you know some of us live to bend the rules? ;D
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 04, 2011, 07:45:12 AM
I think the collective "we" bend the rules intentionally just to see who's paying attention, and then we smile mischievously and offer up some Loki to share. Does that sound like "us" or what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 08:51:16 AM
You mean, all this time, I could have been bending the rules instead of blatantly breaking them? (My bad...)
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Post by: Merlin on February 04, 2011, 08:58:48 AM
Aren't rules meant to be broken?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 09:05:13 AM
Have you ever tried that with the IRS?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 09:17:08 AM
Isnt there a great difference between BENT and BROKEN? ;D
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 04, 2011, 09:48:56 AM
Bent and broken  that is what the wife says I will be when I retire , is it really true?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 04, 2011, 10:28:47 AM
Wasn't the saying something about bending but not breaking?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 10:35:33 AM
How far can something be bent before it is broken?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 10:57:48 AM
Do you realize there are some things that you don't want to try to find out about?
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Post by: Merlin on February 04, 2011, 11:11:52 AM
What are those things?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 11:20:18 AM
Son, am I going to have to take you out behind the shed again and tan your hide?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 12:07:07 PM
Isnt that any way to act when he asks an innocent question? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 01:39:02 PM
Have you ever known young Merlin to be innocent? 
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 02:13:04 PM
If young Merlin isnt innocent I wonder what that makes the rest of us??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 02:17:24 PM
Would that not make us guilty co-conspirators?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 02:55:34 PM
Or INNOCENT?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 04, 2011, 04:52:24 PM
What are we co-conspiratorying about? (yes I know that's not real word but it sounded fun!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 04:53:45 PM
May I have your permission to use that word in my second Best Seller?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 04, 2011, 04:54:16 PM
Do you have a first best seller?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2011, 04:55:31 PM
Didn't you hear that the sales on my first Best Seller were so miserable that I gave up and wrote my second one?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2011, 05:03:47 PM
And if those sale plummet through the floor are you going to write a third?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 05, 2011, 12:36:04 PM
Don't you think it takes a truly exceptional wizard to write a Best Seller that doesn't sell?  ;)  :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 05, 2011, 12:40:43 PM
Didn't I tell you that I was exceptionally gifted?
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Post by: Mairte on February 05, 2011, 12:54:15 PM
I dont remember, did you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 05, 2011, 12:55:35 PM
Don't you think it would be likely that he did?  ;)
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Post by: Mairte on February 05, 2011, 01:09:10 PM
Ooo, do you know I dont know whether to laugh or lob rocks at you? ;D
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 05, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Wouldn't you rather have rock lobster than lobbing rocks?
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Post by: Mairte on February 05, 2011, 04:26:08 PM
Why would anyone want lobster?
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Post by: Lady Mac on February 06, 2011, 09:27:48 PM
Isn't a lobster a person that throws seafood?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 06, 2011, 09:29:51 PM
So, then, how does one go about lobbing a ster, and what precisely is a ster?
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Post by: Mairte on February 07, 2011, 08:01:10 AM
Does that confuse everyone else as well??
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Post by: Butch on February 07, 2011, 08:59:33 PM
Well, I don't think the B-52s song Rock Lobster is as confusing as their song Planet Clair.
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 07, 2011, 10:14:57 PM
What's so confusing about pink air and red trees?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 07, 2011, 10:31:53 PM
Does that sound like The Lorax by Dr. Suess to anyone besides me?
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Post by: Mairte on February 08, 2011, 11:08:36 AM
Or blue trees and green sky? (yes, Lady Kett, it does sound like the Lorax!!!! My kids favorite bedtime story when they were growing up!)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 08, 2011, 12:45:33 PM
As long as we're in this vein, why not green eggs and ham? (My kids' favorite Dr. Seuss book when they were small.  :))
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Post by: Mairte on February 08, 2011, 01:00:13 PM
Did they like Fox in Sox? ;D (Mine would have me read that one as fast as I could to them,lol!!)
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 08, 2011, 07:50:44 PM
My boy does not like the fox in socks; but i thought kids went nuts for Horton hears a whoo book?
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Post by: Mairte on February 08, 2011, 08:59:18 PM
Do you believe that was one the kids werent wild about?
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Post by: Butch on February 09, 2011, 09:17:07 AM
What about Daisy Head Maisey?
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Post by: Mairte on February 09, 2011, 10:44:49 AM
LOL,hmmmm, I dont believe I remember that??
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 09, 2011, 11:45:06 AM
Isn't that about a little girl who woke one morning to find a flower growing from her head?
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Post by: Merlin on February 09, 2011, 11:46:45 AM
Is that possible?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 09, 2011, 12:55:49 PM
Was anything that Dr Suess wrote about even remotely possible?
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Post by: Merlin on February 09, 2011, 01:15:47 PM
Would you? Could you? in a box?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 09, 2011, 03:16:34 PM
Would you, could you, with a fox? (Isn't it amazing how some 30 years later, I can remember that but can't remember what I did yesterday?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 09, 2011, 03:18:26 PM
You're going to do it in a box with a fox? Would that be animal husbandry?
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Post by: Mairte on February 09, 2011, 03:29:22 PM
LOL, would you, could you, on a train? (Trying to wipe away the visual of the box and fox,lol)
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Post by: Merlin on February 09, 2011, 05:29:19 PM
Was Dr. Seuss actually a doctor?
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Post by: Butch on February 09, 2011, 09:53:43 PM
If he was, was his real name Seuss?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 09, 2011, 10:01:08 PM
<3 Dr. Suess No he was not a real Doctor, although he started school to obtain a doctorate. His mother's maiden name was Suess, which I believe he used as his middle name. Might have to go visit Wikipedia and other sources to refresh my memory. Viva la Theodore Suess Geisel!

Regardless, who here has a childhood not touched by Dr. Suess?

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Post by: Anna Iram on February 09, 2011, 10:57:07 PM
Did anyone else find The Cat in the Hat kind of creepy? :-\
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 10, 2011, 09:07:26 AM
Did you see the Cat in the Mayonaise Jar?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 09:19:40 AM
Did you poke holes in the lid before you stuffed him in there?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 10, 2011, 01:05:09 PM
Did the cat prefer Hellman's (Best Foods for those of you west of the Rockies) or Miracle Whip?
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Post by: Mairte on February 10, 2011, 01:44:14 PM
Do cats even LIKE mayonnaise?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 01:46:05 PM
Do the cats eat the mayonnaise, or do you put the mayonnaise on the cat and slap it on a big bun?
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Post by: Mairte on February 10, 2011, 06:12:44 PM
Ew, does anyone else get sick at the thought of that???  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 06:25:45 PM
You have something against cat food?
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Post by: Mairte on February 10, 2011, 07:38:46 PM
Dont you think somehow that isnt what is meant by "cat food"? (unless you are very literal of course,lol)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 09:27:44 PM
Meow?
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Post by: Mairte on February 10, 2011, 09:50:01 PM
Still, ewwww?? And if a cat was on a bun I wonder if it would be meowing? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 09:53:45 PM
Are you not familiar with Kitty Tartar?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 10, 2011, 09:55:50 PM
How about kitty...on a stick?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2011, 10:42:20 PM
No...you're not going to make me go there, are you?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 10, 2011, 11:29:02 PM
I thought you went there first?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2011, 08:06:45 AM
Remember when I said I could make something out of anything you say?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 11, 2011, 08:16:19 AM
So, are we in agreement then that Dr. Seuss didn't write "The Cat in the Jar?"
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 11, 2011, 09:45:06 AM
Let me see if I have this straight; so Dr. suess dated Kitty Tartar who was an exotic dancer?
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Post by: Mairte on February 11, 2011, 10:45:20 AM
Was Kitty Tartar the one in the hat???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2011, 11:59:39 AM
If Kitty Tartar is an exotic dancer, does that make her a pole cat?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 11, 2011, 12:01:57 PM
Really? Dr. Seuss dated a skunk??
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 11, 2011, 12:04:23 PM
Was he under the personna of Pepe Lepew at the time?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2011, 12:17:49 PM
Aren't le pews what people sit on in French churches?
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Post by: Mairte on February 11, 2011, 03:45:41 PM
Arent le pews what people step in when in a cow pasture?
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 11, 2011, 08:42:43 PM
 cow patures in my young life we all looked for mushrooms in the morning dew,  didn't you ?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 11, 2011, 09:27:56 PM
Wouldn't forests be better for mushrooms than cow pastures?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2011, 07:46:49 AM
Do you not know the magical properties of the cow pie mushrooms, Bob O?
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Post by: Mairte on February 12, 2011, 08:20:12 AM
What ARE the magickal properties Merlin? :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 12, 2011, 11:01:39 AM
Are these the same shrooms which you can get at Alices Restraunt?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2011, 11:26:26 AM
Can't you get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant (excepting Alice)?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 12, 2011, 11:59:54 AM
Do magical cow pie mushrooms make you go "Moooo?"  ;)
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 12, 2011, 02:43:02 PM
Mooooo from magical cow pie mushrooms, would the authorities not lock you up for possesing them?
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Post by: Mairte on February 12, 2011, 03:05:13 PM
ARE magickal cow pie mushrooms illegal?
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Post by: Merlin on February 12, 2011, 05:17:34 PM
What is your interpretation of 'illegal"?
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Post by: Mairte on February 12, 2011, 06:11:36 PM
Wouldnt that be colored by what it was and who was doing it? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2011, 06:30:29 PM
Do you know if there's a branch of the DEA called the CTEA (Cow Turd Enforcement Agency)?
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Post by: Merlin on February 12, 2011, 08:19:34 PM
Did you make that up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2011, 09:13:55 PM
Would I make something up?
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Post by: Butch on February 13, 2011, 12:37:14 AM
Isn't Merlin the founding member of the WIMSU branch of the DEA?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 13, 2011, 05:23:08 AM
So then, are you then implying that the things I say may not be historically accurate, are not based on any actual persons, living, dead, or un-dead, that no animals were harmed during this making of this post, and that I'm so full of blarney that my eyes have turned brown?
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Post by: Butch on February 13, 2011, 12:29:30 PM
Is there any doubt that, indeed, I am implying that very thing?
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Post by: sitarserpent on February 13, 2011, 03:19:46 PM
Do you have something against doubters?
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Post by: Butch on February 15, 2011, 02:23:25 PM
What do you mean "have"?
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Post by: Mairte on February 15, 2011, 06:19:06 PM
What IS the "something"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 15, 2011, 06:33:16 PM
Is the something in the way she moves?
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Post by: Mairte on February 15, 2011, 06:37:45 PM
Could it really be that??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 15, 2011, 07:30:23 PM
But, doesn't it attract you like no other?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 16, 2011, 10:08:30 AM
When did we start talking about Don Juan?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 16, 2011, 10:24:57 AM
Was it about the time we stopped talking about mushrooms?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 16, 2011, 12:58:28 PM
What was the link between Don Juan and a cow plop?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 16, 2011, 01:46:16 PM
Could it be the amount of BS involved?
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Post by: Mairte on February 16, 2011, 06:28:36 PM
Was Don Juan full of BS?
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Post by: Butch on February 16, 2011, 08:55:29 PM
Wasn't he full of psilocybin?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 17, 2011, 07:47:51 AM
What's psilocybin?
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Post by: Mairte on February 17, 2011, 08:35:32 AM
Yes, what IS it?????????
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 17, 2011, 10:18:50 AM
Do I really want to know?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2011, 01:03:16 PM
Are you not aware that psilocybin is the hallucinogen found in certain mushrooms that grow on cow pies?
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Post by: Mairte on February 17, 2011, 06:55:16 PM
And where did you get that information? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2011, 06:57:36 PM
Experience? Age? Who knows? (Who in the bloody `ell is going to admit it?)
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Post by: Mairte on February 17, 2011, 07:00:56 PM
Maybe someone on this forum?
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 17, 2011, 08:24:17 PM
Not me, but would anybody really admit it????
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2011, 09:24:27 PM
Only my hairdresser knows for sure. Since most of my hair has fallen out, my hairdresser died. So now, who is going to admit it?
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Post by: Mairte on February 17, 2011, 10:29:09 PM
Do you REALLY expect one of us to take the blame?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 18, 2011, 06:00:14 AM
Blame? Are we not all innocent as a newborn puppy?
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Post by: Mairte on February 18, 2011, 08:10:13 AM
Oops, can you believe I forgot how very innocent we all are?
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Post by: maeven on February 18, 2011, 08:55:10 AM
How could you forget?
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Post by: Mairte on February 18, 2011, 12:13:22 PM
Observing me in all my purity and innocence, how can you even ask that question? ;D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 18, 2011, 12:50:25 PM
I wanna play--can I be innocent too?  ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2011, 03:01:03 PM
You really don't expect me to play innocent with my reputation, do you?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 18, 2011, 04:21:35 PM
Did you commit the Manson Murders?    See innocents is relevant to the topic
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Post by: Butch on February 18, 2011, 06:52:13 PM
How did we go from Don Juan to Charles Manson in a day?
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Post by: beckgam462 on February 18, 2011, 07:22:15 PM
Charles manson will they ever let him out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2011, 09:46:10 PM
Did you drive, perhaps?
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Post by: lady M on February 22, 2011, 12:42:05 AM
Where is Charles being held? Got to go. Who has my car keys?
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Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2011, 07:44:57 AM
Did you lock them in the car for safe keeping?
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Post by: Mairte on February 22, 2011, 08:53:22 AM
What is the best way to get your keys that you put into the car for safe keeping, OUT? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2011, 10:21:18 AM
Would you like to borrow my brick?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 22, 2011, 10:38:53 AM
Wouldn't it be better to try a coathanger first?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2011, 11:32:13 AM
is your closet really large enough to hang your car?!?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 22, 2011, 12:28:11 PM
Has anyone seen my car? Anna, can you check your closet for me?

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Post by: Mairte on February 22, 2011, 12:29:52 PM
Dont you think one of those tiny electric cars could fit in a closet?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 22, 2011, 01:06:15 PM
What would I do with all my garb if the car was in the closet?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 22, 2011, 01:07:15 PM
Doesn't your car have a trunk?  ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 22, 2011, 01:10:34 PM
You obviously haven't seen my garb closet, have you?
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Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2011, 02:15:48 PM
Do you give tours of it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2011, 02:51:55 PM
Is it true that you issue GPS transmitters to anyone who enters your closet, just in case?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 22, 2011, 05:36:22 PM
In that case couldn't you use the GPS to find your keys in the car closet?
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Post by: Mairte on February 22, 2011, 07:15:45 PM
Or any piece of garb you want to locate quickly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2011, 07:51:31 PM
Did you forget where you put your breeches?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 22, 2011, 09:04:49 PM
Hey Merlin, is this your skirt?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2011, 09:07:48 PM
Is it gold lamé to match my short-shorts that I do my exotic dance in? (you really need to go to the Corrupted Wish thread for context.. :D )
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 22, 2011, 09:10:08 PM
did you find it in the trees at Sherwood?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 23, 2011, 07:12:31 AM
Aren't Robin Hood and his Merry Men in the trees at Sherwood?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 23, 2011, 08:11:20 AM
Are they wearing gold lame' shorts as well?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 23, 2011, 08:21:55 AM
Do you all know you gave me disturbing dreams last night because of this thread?  :D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 23, 2011, 11:09:38 AM
LOL--but aren't you glad they were dreams and not real life?   :)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 23, 2011, 11:40:17 AM
Do you realize I now have a visual of Robin Hood in gold lame tights?
And do you realize how distracting that is?
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 23, 2011, 11:42:51 AM
Distracting in a good way or a bad way?  :D
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Post by: LadyFae on February 23, 2011, 12:13:45 PM
Doesn't that really depend on who she is visualizing as Robin Hood?
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Post by: Butch on February 23, 2011, 12:36:51 PM
Is she visualizing an actor who once played the role of the Prince of Thieves; or is she visualizing someone else known only to her?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 23, 2011, 02:48:27 PM
Wouldn't it be best to ask her?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 23, 2011, 03:26:25 PM
Have you considered it would be best if I did not confess which one it is?
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Post by: Butch on February 24, 2011, 09:09:49 PM
And you wonder why I didn't just ask her?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on February 24, 2011, 09:24:17 PM
Why didn't you ask her what?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 25, 2011, 07:21:06 AM
Would now be a good time to move on to something else?  ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
As Elwood P Dowd, queried, what did you have in mind?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 25, 2011, 08:03:01 AM
Doesn't my mind always wander to food and drink?  ;D
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Post by: Anna Iram on February 25, 2011, 10:03:14 AM
Your mind has legs?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 25, 2011, 10:30:12 AM
Your what has who?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2011, 01:46:47 PM
Would it not be preferable for your stomach to wander towards the food and drink?
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Post by: Merlin on February 25, 2011, 02:47:01 PM
What are we talking about here?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 25, 2011, 02:58:54 PM
Who's up for some Irish food?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 25, 2011, 03:03:41 PM
where we going, Trinity Hall?
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Post by: Butch on February 25, 2011, 08:14:16 PM
Trinity Hall the basketball player from University of MO, Kansas City?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 25, 2011, 09:17:48 PM
You're moving to Kansas?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 25, 2011, 09:28:09 PM
So, what's wrong with moving to Kansas?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 25, 2011, 09:30:04 PM
Does Kansas have a nice Faire?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2011, 09:44:02 PM
Do Dorothy and Toto go to faire?
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Post by: Lady Kett on February 25, 2011, 10:01:14 PM
Why not?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2011, 10:04:35 PM
Being a wizard, should I not have seen them?
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Post by: Mairte on February 26, 2011, 01:00:36 PM
Maybe there are a few things hidden from a wizards sight?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 26, 2011, 04:08:34 PM
Don't you think it's not only wizards who have things hidden from their sight?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 27, 2011, 10:02:40 AM
Isn't the Wizard behind the curtain?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 28, 2011, 11:52:08 AM
I'm not sure--should we send in Toto?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 28, 2011, 12:34:27 PM
Can we make Toto a rabbid Chiwawa?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2011, 10:05:04 AM
Why do you want him to be rabid?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 01, 2011, 11:47:01 AM
Is The Wizard and the rabid dog anything like the Lady and the tiger?
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Post by: Rowan MacD on March 01, 2011, 12:23:38 PM
 Don't Siegfried & Roy have Tigers?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2011, 01:03:30 PM
Do you have a tiger by the tail?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2011, 01:29:24 PM
Do I look rabid to you?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2011, 02:55:58 PM
Are you a tiger or a Chihuahua?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 01, 2011, 03:09:03 PM
Wouldn't that be a great movie title--"Crouching Tiger, Rabid Chihuahua?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2011, 03:33:36 PM
What if I said I was a Tighuahua?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2011, 04:40:14 PM
Have you ever seen a Tiguahua?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2011, 08:00:31 PM
Would you believe me if I told you it was a very large, short-haired, striped creature that shivered all the time??
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2011, 08:13:33 PM
Do you have a picture of this creature?
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Post by: Butch on March 01, 2011, 10:21:08 PM
Does a mental picture count?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 02, 2011, 04:47:38 AM
Would you like that picture with or without top hat and swim trunks?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 02, 2011, 08:31:07 AM
Are you one of those people who likes to dress up their pets?  ;)
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Post by: LadyFae on March 02, 2011, 09:12:39 AM
Hey Merlin, may I keep you on a leash?   ;)
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Post by: Butch on March 02, 2011, 11:04:46 AM
Hey Merlin, may I keep you in a cage?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 02, 2011, 11:12:49 AM
Will one of you please come and clean the coffee off of my monitor? ...and who said I was into bondage?
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Post by: Lady Kett on March 02, 2011, 10:55:57 PM
Well, Merlin...you just did, didn't you?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 03, 2011, 06:55:25 AM
When did I say that, Lady Kett? Are you trying to give the impression I am a perverted wizard?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 03, 2011, 08:47:35 AM
Are you now trying to claim that you AREN'T a perverted wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 03, 2011, 09:06:18 AM
When did you hear me say that I wasn't perverted?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 03, 2011, 09:06:42 AM
Since when was kinky something perverted?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 03, 2011, 09:27:58 AM
Is perversion not a matter of perspective?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 03, 2011, 09:40:36 AM
So now you think I'm kinky, Cara? (Shh! Don't tell Nim!)
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 03, 2011, 09:53:42 AM
Was she speaking perhaps of curls in your beard? (just in case Nim reads this its a good cover)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 03, 2011, 02:26:49 PM
Can a curly beard be considered kinky?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 03, 2011, 03:12:55 PM
Can you comb a curly beard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 03, 2011, 03:16:12 PM
Yes, you can comb it, but did you know you can also store your comb (and small sandwiches) in a long, bushy beard?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 03, 2011, 06:35:11 PM
So you're saying you have a crumby beard?
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Post by: Butch on March 03, 2011, 10:32:02 PM
Is crumb cake made from beard crumbs?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 03, 2011, 11:17:52 PM
Can I send it back if there is a hair in my cake?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 04, 2011, 06:24:36 AM
What if there's a cake in my hair?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 04, 2011, 07:16:37 AM
Is that what that is?  ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on March 04, 2011, 10:18:45 AM
Was the car in your beard, too?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 04, 2011, 12:11:32 PM
Are we talking matchbox here?
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Post by: maeven on March 04, 2011, 01:32:05 PM
Maybe even Hot Wheels?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 04, 2011, 02:35:28 PM
Is that what you call a burning car?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 04, 2011, 02:37:57 PM
Is someone wanting to burn the car that's parked in my beard?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 04, 2011, 02:47:44 PM
Would you like a fire extinguisher?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 04, 2011, 07:42:36 PM
Wouldn't that injure the wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 04, 2011, 08:17:17 PM
Were you planning on hitting me with it?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 04, 2011, 09:24:53 PM
Merlin, aren't I ALWAYS hitting on you?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 05, 2011, 07:01:28 AM
Do you know how danger that is? Did you not realize that Nimue knows the magic of S&W?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 05, 2011, 10:19:25 AM
Are you saying that we need to be more secretive?   ;)
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Post by: maeven on March 05, 2011, 10:53:59 AM
Should I cover my eyes?
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Post by: Butch on March 05, 2011, 01:23:40 PM
What will you cover them with?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 05, 2011, 03:08:26 PM
Would you like to borrow my lamé shorts with the—what do you call it—bun coolers?
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Post by: Mairte on March 07, 2011, 08:12:40 AM
Does anyone else think Merlin should keep those shorts ON?  :D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 07, 2011, 12:17:54 PM
Can anyone see me raising my hand in agreement?  :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2011, 02:05:38 PM
Doesn't anyone but me realize how insanely and utterly disgusting a picture it is of me in gold lamé shorts with my tush-cheeks hanging out?  (I think I need a case of Pepto-Bismol)
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 07, 2011, 02:32:17 PM
Anyone want a different visual image?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2011, 02:33:23 PM
good grief, who wouldn't?!?
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Post by: Mairte on March 07, 2011, 03:31:26 PM
Nim?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 07, 2011, 03:40:14 PM
Wasn't there a movie about the mice of Nim?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2011, 05:23:14 PM
Are you talking about "Of Mice and Nim?"
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 07, 2011, 06:30:03 PM
Or is the subject at hand regarding the "Secret of Nimh"?
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Post by: Mairte on March 07, 2011, 07:29:47 PM
But isnt Merlin's Nim spelled differently? Are we talking about Merlin and Nim having a mouse problem?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 07, 2011, 10:32:32 PM
Isnt the mice where we get the horses for the carriage from?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 07, 2011, 10:55:45 PM
Wait...who's got the pumpkin?
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Post by: Mairte on March 08, 2011, 07:35:06 AM
Would it HAVE to be a pumpkin?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 08, 2011, 10:52:41 AM
If it were a zucchini would you have a stretch carriage?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 08, 2011, 11:00:30 AM
Would that be considered an upgrade?
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Post by: Mairte on March 08, 2011, 11:48:08 AM
Or just look plain weird?
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Post by: maeven on March 08, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
Care to find out?
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Post by: Mairte on March 08, 2011, 02:45:57 PM
If we used a gourd, would the stagecoach have racing stripes?
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Post by: Butch on March 08, 2011, 11:05:54 PM
Or would it make a rattling noise?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2011, 06:53:55 AM
Are you out of your gourd?!?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 09, 2011, 08:54:54 AM
Oh! Has Cinderella arrived already?
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Post by: Butch on March 09, 2011, 09:32:36 AM
Cinderella?  Wasn't that last year's theme at the Kansas City Ren Fest?
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 09:56:15 AM
How could Cinderella be a theme?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 09, 2011, 10:11:54 AM
Who said anything about a theme?
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 10:15:26 AM
I thought Butch did? Can you tell I am confuzzled??? ( a common occurence unfortunately!!  :D )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2011, 10:52:39 AM
We have to write a theme about Cinderella now?  >:(
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 12:03:41 PM
Why couldnt we write a theme about something completely different?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 09, 2011, 12:06:59 PM
Do you like Monty Python?
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 12:08:53 PM
How COULD you tell? ;D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 09, 2011, 12:14:33 PM
What...is your favorite color?  :D
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 01:18:23 PM
How did you happen to hit on the very phrase/part I like best in Monty Python?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 09, 2011, 03:21:45 PM
Isn't it everyone's favorite bit? (except maybe the Knights of Ni, or the Killer Rabbit and the Holy Hand grenade, or the Insulting French Castle Guard, or....)
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Post by: Mairte on March 09, 2011, 04:24:09 PM
Or the minstrels being devoured? (And there was much rejoicing!!!!  :D)
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 09, 2011, 08:50:00 PM
Where's Zoot?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 09, 2011, 11:26:05 PM
In the tailor's shop maybe?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2011, 10:31:20 AM
Wouldn't she be definitely somewhere?
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Post by: Lady Kett on March 12, 2011, 10:59:53 AM
Could that be somewhere over the rainbow?
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Post by: Mairte on March 12, 2011, 12:24:04 PM
Or under it? (silly me...thats leprechauns and pots of gold.  ;D )
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Post by: LadyFae on March 12, 2011, 01:29:47 PM
The end of the rainbow is under it?
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Post by: Mairte on March 12, 2011, 03:47:49 PM
Sigh, can you tell I am confuzzled AGAIN?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 12, 2011, 04:02:21 PM
Isnt confusion a state?    (Isnt new redneck term for aint)
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Post by: Mairte on March 12, 2011, 06:38:42 PM
Did we discuss the state of confusion before?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 12, 2011, 09:07:45 PM
before what?
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Post by: Mairte on March 13, 2011, 08:40:45 AM
Arent we talking about when?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 13, 2011, 09:01:25 AM
If a train left New York, traveling west at 70 miles per hour at the same time a train left Chicago, traveling east at 65 miles per hour, which one has the best deal on Jack Daniels in their bar car?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 13, 2011, 09:16:30 AM
Shouldnt you be happy that they have a bar car? Let alone one with Jack Daniels
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Post by: Mairte on March 13, 2011, 11:38:27 AM
WHY on EARTH would you want Jack Daniels in the bar car???  ;) :D
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Post by: beckgam462 on March 13, 2011, 07:33:35 PM
I thought Wild Turkey was the bar car standard booze served?
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Post by: Mairte on March 14, 2011, 11:52:11 AM
And "I" thought RUM was?  ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 14, 2011, 11:52:47 AM
What is a bar car?
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Post by: Mairte on March 14, 2011, 02:50:35 PM
Is it a limousine filled with alchohol?  ;)
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 14, 2011, 03:49:44 PM
would that be considered an open container?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 14, 2011, 04:48:56 PM
What if the doors were shut and the windows rolled up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2011, 05:02:35 PM
If I used a straw on the bar car full of Jack Daniels, would that make it an open container (or me a drunkard)?
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Post by: Mairte on March 14, 2011, 09:12:36 PM
Where would the straw go?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 14, 2011, 09:22:57 PM
Is it a bendy straw?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2011, 07:31:29 AM
Would I not want the straw, bendy or not, to go into my mouth??
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 15, 2011, 07:35:11 AM
Who wouldn't want the straw to a train car filled with liquor?
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Post by: Mairte on March 15, 2011, 10:35:08 AM
Does everyone else agree the straw should go in the mouth? :D (dont think it would do much good the other end.... :D )
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 15, 2011, 01:49:00 PM
If I used two straws, could I drink it faster?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 15, 2011, 03:13:37 PM
Wouldn't it be faster still to toss the straws and just dive into the train car and drink?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2011, 03:27:43 PM
Will you be sure to step out if you have to tinkle, Bob O?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2011, 06:13:56 PM
Haven't you heard of vodka enemas?  (Seriously, they exist, I've heard!)
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Post by: Mairte on March 15, 2011, 06:39:45 PM
Are you suggesting one of us get an alchohol enema from the bar car??? (I am NOT volunteering!!  :D )
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2011, 07:13:54 PM
Well who IS going to volunteer?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2011, 07:51:19 PM
To get a proper enema, wouldn't I have to go to a bum doctor?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2011, 08:48:20 PM
So does it sound to anyone else as though Merlin is volunteering?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 15, 2011, 09:25:07 PM
Who else wants a coffee enema besides Merlin?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 15, 2011, 09:47:49 PM
Will it be decaf?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 15, 2011, 10:08:09 PM
Wouldn't the caffeine be more fun?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2011, 10:18:21 PM
When did this enema turn into coffee?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2011, 08:27:53 AM
Who said I was volunteering for any kind of enema? Is this what they mean by "Keep your friends close, but keep your enemas closer?"
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 16, 2011, 08:43:29 AM
Aren't all your enemies frogs now, Merlin?
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Post by: Mairte on March 16, 2011, 09:29:14 AM
Who finds the idea of all of these enemas a bit disturbing?  :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 11:46:53 AM
A little would it no be totaly disturbing?
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Post by: Shilori on March 16, 2011, 11:48:38 AM
Would the coffee (enema) be scalding hot? :P
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
Would merlin like cream and sugar with that?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
Can we leave off the discussion of cream?  :o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2011, 01:16:13 PM
You don't like Eric Clapton, Ginger Baker, and Jack Bruce, and Tales of Brave Ulysses?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 01:21:05 PM
Is Merlin trying to change subjects?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2011, 01:23:52 PM
Don't you like the Queen's subjects?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 01:51:46 PM
exactly what are we being subjected too?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 16, 2011, 02:19:31 PM
If you have to be subjected to something, isn't it just as well to be subjected to the Queen?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 02:22:14 PM
and what would be the subject of the queens subjections be subjected too and which subjects would she choose?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2011, 02:58:13 PM
Is that something like "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 16, 2011, 03:43:12 PM
Why would a woodchuck wood or would that woodchuck wood even if he could wouldnt that wear out the woodchuck?
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Post by: Mairte on March 17, 2011, 09:01:41 AM
Do woodchucks REALLY chuck wood? (LOL, thinking of the insurance commercial  ;D )
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 18, 2011, 07:22:43 AM
Well, doesn't that sound more likely than woodchucks chucking a football?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2011, 07:33:28 AM
Do you realize that there is a football team in North Dakota, the St John Woodchucks, making it likely that woodchucks do chuck footballs?
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Post by: Mairte on March 18, 2011, 10:47:51 AM
What is this world coming too when woodchucks chuck footballs instead of wood?
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Post by: Elkyn on March 18, 2011, 11:20:14 AM
Is that Chuck or Charles?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2011, 01:47:27 PM
You mean, how much wood would a woodcharles charles? Does that make sense to you?  :o
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 19, 2011, 10:23:18 AM
If you think about it, did the original phrase really make sense either?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 19, 2011, 01:10:48 PM
Are we required to make sense now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2011, 01:27:20 PM
If we're supposed to make sense, does that mean I have to leave now?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 20, 2011, 12:27:46 PM
Why would you want to leave, when you make the most sense?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2011, 03:20:06 PM
Are you trying to butter me up for something, Cara?
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Post by: Mairte on March 20, 2011, 03:29:30 PM
Now WHY would you think that Merlin?  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2011, 03:34:32 PM
Didn't you see her words that I make the most sense? Does that make any sense?
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Post by: Butch on March 21, 2011, 09:15:21 AM
Aren't words from wizards accepted as wisdom?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2011, 09:17:12 AM
You don't know me very well, do you?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on March 21, 2011, 10:04:14 AM
Isn't it commonly said that wisdom is knowledge borne from insanity?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 21, 2011, 10:32:33 AM
Are you now saying that Merlin is insane?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2011, 11:43:41 AM
Don't you think that may be closer to the truth?
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Post by: MorganaLightskirt on March 21, 2011, 04:48:53 PM
Are you comfortable with it though??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2011, 07:10:39 PM
Can I think of insanity as a pillow I can lay my head on?
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Post by: Butch on March 21, 2011, 07:32:00 PM
CAN you?
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Post by: Mairte on March 21, 2011, 07:41:13 PM
What's wrong with insanity?  ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 22, 2011, 08:39:57 AM
For that matter, is there a problem with sanity?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2011, 09:45:33 AM
Will you consider the possibility that there may be an absence of sanity in today's world?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 22, 2011, 10:42:38 AM
Are we not better off without it?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 22, 2011, 10:48:37 AM
Isn't it more likely that we each have a bit of both in us?

(The sanity/insanity balance scale tips one way or the other depending on the day!)
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Post by: Mairte on March 22, 2011, 12:28:23 PM
Who here has their balance completely off and is insane MOST of the time?  :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 22, 2011, 02:09:46 PM
Would that be the same thing as an inability to walk and chew gum at the same time?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 22, 2011, 03:53:20 PM
Is that supposed to be difficult to do?
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Post by: Mairte on March 22, 2011, 06:35:57 PM
I think so?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 22, 2011, 07:37:09 PM
Does this bother you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 23, 2011, 08:41:58 AM
Walking and chewing gum at the same time may be difficult for some but don't you think it's easier than learning to play the piano?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 23, 2011, 09:07:05 AM
Well, would you rather hire someone to play the piano for you, or to chew your gum for you?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 23, 2011, 09:35:23 AM
May I still drink my own rum?
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Post by: Mairte on March 23, 2011, 10:44:18 AM
Can we ALL still drink our own rum? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on March 23, 2011, 11:10:12 AM
I'm willing to share, are you?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on March 23, 2011, 12:48:36 PM
Can I drink Scotch instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 23, 2011, 01:09:01 PM
You drink tape? How?!?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 23, 2011, 01:33:30 PM
Wouldn't the appropriate question be "why?"
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Post by: LadyFae on March 23, 2011, 01:49:24 PM
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 23, 2011, 01:52:01 PM
I give up...Why is a raven like a writing desk?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 23, 2011, 02:48:30 PM
Isn't that the riddle that has no answer?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 23, 2011, 06:34:21 PM
Didn't Becky have an answer to this somewhere?  (Oh BECKY!!!!!!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 24, 2011, 01:01:57 PM
Didn't Becky leave for lunch?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 24, 2011, 01:38:15 PM
Ooh, what is she having?
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Post by: Butch on March 24, 2011, 09:22:31 PM
Is she having barbequed raven, roasted over a blazing writing desk?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 25, 2011, 07:54:17 AM
If no one can answer the riddle, is there a better use for a raven and a writing desk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 25, 2011, 09:25:06 AM
Isn't one possible answer "because Poe wrote on both?"
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 25, 2011, 11:10:14 AM
Didn't Lewis Carroll himself answer this in a preface to his book?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 28, 2011, 08:40:14 AM
Lewis Carroll answered his own riddle?
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Post by: maeven on March 29, 2011, 08:51:12 AM
Can you believe that?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 29, 2011, 11:55:32 AM
Believe what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 29, 2011, 02:21:14 PM
Are you not staying awake long enough to keep up with this conversation?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 29, 2011, 03:14:19 PM
You have to be awake to keep up with this conversation?  ???  ;)
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Post by: maeven on March 30, 2011, 02:10:04 PM
How am I supposed to stay awake? (which is really the question I am asking myself at work today! lol)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 30, 2011, 03:59:20 PM
Surely you don't expect a gentleman (loosely speaking) such as myself to slap you into staying awake?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 30, 2011, 03:59:25 PM
Got any coffee?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 30, 2011, 05:30:40 PM
Would you rather have tea?
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Post by: BryanPopp on March 30, 2011, 08:41:10 PM
No thank you, do you have any scotch?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 30, 2011, 08:48:27 PM
What about rum?
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Post by: Lady Kett on March 30, 2011, 08:49:57 PM
Where has the rum gone??!?!?!
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 30, 2011, 08:55:45 PM
would that not create an incriminating answer?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 30, 2011, 09:52:45 PM
The rum is gone again?  (Where's Merlin?)
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Post by: Butch on March 30, 2011, 10:09:20 PM
Wasn't Merlin responsible for the lost Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 30, 2011, 10:20:17 PM
When did Jack Daniels get lost?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 30, 2011, 10:47:38 PM
If he was consumed was he really lost?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2011, 04:23:28 AM
Ish shomeone looking for me? (hic)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 31, 2011, 09:15:28 AM
Weren't we looking for Jack Daniels instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2011, 09:46:08 AM
You really want me to bring him back out?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on April 01, 2011, 01:53:00 PM
Wouldn't it be more fun if we were all drunk?  ;D
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Post by: Jon Den Haag on April 01, 2011, 02:09:41 PM
How drunk should we get before it's not fun anymore?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 01, 2011, 03:17:18 PM
Are you speaking from past experience?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 01, 2011, 03:18:55 PM
Do you need experience to have fun drinking?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 01, 2011, 05:19:11 PM
does practice not make one perfect?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2011, 05:40:37 PM
Is there even such a thing as a perfect drunk?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 01, 2011, 06:05:23 PM
HMMM but aint the practice fun?
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Post by: BryanPopp on April 01, 2011, 08:07:54 PM
Doesn't practice make perfect?
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Post by: Butch on April 01, 2011, 11:25:35 PM
Does anyone else hear an echo?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 02, 2011, 12:48:51 PM
Isn't it tough to notice an echo when you're perfectly drunk?
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Post by: Butch on April 02, 2011, 01:40:38 PM
Are you offering me more mead?
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Post by: Once Debauched on April 02, 2011, 03:32:55 PM
Depends, are you not yet perfectly drunk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2011, 03:44:06 PM
If I lose my comprehension of this conversation, does that indicate the perfection of my drunkenness?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 04, 2011, 10:11:44 AM
Is it the vessel with the pestle or the chalice from the palace?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 04, 2011, 10:33:35 AM
Which one is the poison in?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 04, 2011, 01:05:49 PM
Who's trying to poison us?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 04, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
Who upset the wizard?
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Post by: Lady Mac on April 05, 2011, 12:02:53 AM
Can't you get poisoned drunk?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on April 05, 2011, 09:26:50 AM
Is that anything like alcohol poisoning?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2011, 09:51:24 AM
Did they use wood alcohol?
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Post by: CaraGreenleaf on April 05, 2011, 10:38:14 AM
Shouldn't they have used grain alcohol?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 05, 2011, 11:44:30 AM
Wouldn't that depend on whether or not they were trying to poison someone?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2011, 03:02:55 PM
Could you mistake it for rat poison?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2011, 03:11:18 PM
Who are you calling a rat?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 05, 2011, 03:38:03 PM
Could "rat" be a compliment?
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Post by: Mairte on April 05, 2011, 04:59:00 PM
How could "rat" be a compliment?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2011, 05:40:43 PM
Would that be rational?
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Post by: Mairte on April 06, 2011, 01:13:48 PM
I'm not sure, would it?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 06, 2011, 03:28:04 PM
Aren't rats very clean creatures?  (You know, besides the whole Black Plague thing...)
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 06, 2011, 03:39:47 PM
Wasn't it fleas that really carried the Plague? Can we call Merlin a flea?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 06, 2011, 03:47:50 PM
Do you flea when Merlin calls?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2011, 03:58:00 PM
Are the folks out here just itching to be transformed into unpleasant creatures with farts in their general direction?!?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 06, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
Why is everyone picking on Merlin?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 06, 2011, 04:32:56 PM
Picking on him?  Weren't we flirting with him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Shilori on April 06, 2011, 05:12:19 PM
Does it look like we're flirting with him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 06, 2011, 06:37:49 PM
Does he like when we flirt with him?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2011, 08:23:11 PM
Do we have to tell Nimue?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 06, 2011, 08:45:37 PM
Would she be upset?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 07, 2011, 04:31:28 AM
Do you know any Scots that would keep her totally occupied for a while?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 07, 2011, 07:10:33 AM
Oh, does Nim like Scots? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 07, 2011, 08:01:03 AM
Only if they're sober....have you ever met one in that condition?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 07, 2011, 08:07:08 AM
Does such a thing exist?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 07, 2011, 08:21:13 AM
I know a guy named Scott who is sober--does that count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 07, 2011, 08:25:35 AM
Are we going back to rennie math?   Asking us to count geeze how am i suppose to know which ones are the doubles.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on April 07, 2011, 08:50:16 AM
Isn't a sober Scot sorta like military intelligence or jumbo shrimp?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 07, 2011, 09:27:33 AM
How so? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 07, 2011, 09:45:20 AM
Could you enlighten us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 07, 2011, 10:40:51 AM
Is anyone going to go around all day wondering about this now??? Am I brain dead because I DONT know??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 07, 2011, 11:17:48 AM
What has that got to do with jumbo shrimp?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 07, 2011, 01:50:11 PM
Are jumbo shrimp brain dead like Mairte?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 07, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
LOL, should I be insulted at being compared to shrimp???  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 07, 2011, 03:38:23 PM
Are you short?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 07, 2011, 05:30:05 PM
Are you asking about my vertical height?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 07, 2011, 07:47:06 PM
Hmmm, what other would she be asking about? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 07, 2011, 08:57:09 PM
Do you ladies out here have to get so personal?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: CaraGreenleaf on April 08, 2011, 12:05:24 AM
Well, how else are we going to find out such loverly details??  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 08, 2011, 08:36:48 AM
Yes, HOW?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 08, 2011, 12:38:52 PM
Are you sure this is something everyone wants to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 08, 2011, 01:13:55 PM
Should I cover my ears and eyes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 08, 2011, 05:27:30 PM
More importantly, should I cover my ears and eyes? ( I feel so violated! )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: CaraGreenleaf on April 09, 2011, 02:29:51 PM
Do you want to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 11, 2011, 10:56:45 AM
Do I want two? Well, if its chocolate you're passing out, can I have three?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 11, 2011, 01:33:42 PM
As long as you're passing out chocolate, could you bring along a bottle of rum too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 12, 2011, 07:55:05 AM
And pizza too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 12, 2011, 09:15:20 AM
Doesnt rum AND pizza sound like heaven? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 12, 2011, 01:52:24 PM
Would pineapple rum and ham/pineapple pizza be too much pineapple?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 12, 2011, 01:58:50 PM
Yes.

I mean...can you have too much pineapple?  ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 12, 2011, 02:05:02 PM
Can we have mushrooms on that pizza too? (pineapples and mushrooms is my favorite)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 12, 2011, 02:35:59 PM
Are those "magic" mushrooms?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 12, 2011, 06:03:11 PM
Do you prefer magic mushrooms over the plain variety?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kett on April 12, 2011, 09:17:46 PM
Wouldn't magic-anything be better than mundane-anything?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on April 12, 2011, 09:19:43 PM
If a mundane ate a magic mushroom, would he be a magic mundane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 12, 2011, 09:28:19 PM
Thats something to think about, isnt it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 12, 2011, 10:07:26 PM
Are we now required to think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 13, 2011, 06:01:57 AM
Will there be a test?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 13, 2011, 08:48:56 AM
If there is, what would we be tested on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 13, 2011, 10:16:56 AM
Would it be in the Cliffs Notes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 13, 2011, 11:51:40 AM
Whose Cliff and why is he keeping notes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on April 13, 2011, 12:01:59 PM
Notes? What instrument does Cliff play?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 13, 2011, 12:21:41 PM
Doesn't he play the banjo? Or is it the didgeridoo?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 13, 2011, 01:15:04 PM
Or maybe a harmonica?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2011, 04:17:55 PM
If it was a harmonica, could a smiley dance to it?
(http://www.messentools.com/images/emoticones/varios/www.MessenTools.com-Varios-big-182.gif)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 13, 2011, 05:49:03 PM
Are smilies fond of dancing to harmonicas???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 13, 2011, 08:55:55 PM
Is it ok to bring gifted harmonicas to the gift givers house for the children to play there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 14, 2011, 08:26:36 AM
Would the harmonicas care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 14, 2011, 12:10:34 PM
Shouldn't gifted harmonicas be placed in an advanced class for gifted harmonicas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 14, 2011, 01:12:55 PM
Can someone teach me to play the harmonica?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 14, 2011, 09:49:28 PM
Have you asked Elwood Blues?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 14, 2011, 10:11:33 PM
Is Elwood sad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 15, 2011, 07:32:12 AM
And how did he turn blue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on April 15, 2011, 08:23:30 AM
Do you think he met the Blue Man Group?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 15, 2011, 08:41:58 AM
Did he hold his breath too long?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 15, 2011, 01:01:47 PM
Does he have bad breath?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 15, 2011, 01:04:05 PM
Does having bad breath make someone turn blue? Or everyone else turn green?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 15, 2011, 02:51:41 PM
So if no one around me is blue or green, does that mean I don't have bad breath?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 15, 2011, 05:57:39 PM
If they passed out from the stench, wouldn't they start breathing again, and lose their blue/green color?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 18, 2011, 03:51:00 PM
Wouldnt that depend on just HOW disgusting the odor was?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 18, 2011, 03:53:46 PM
How disgusting do you like your odors?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rowan MacD on April 18, 2011, 04:24:18 PM
  Why aren't all odors disgusting?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 18, 2011, 04:25:50 PM
Do you find the odor of freshly baked ginger snaps to be offensive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 18, 2011, 05:03:55 PM
Or blueberry muffins baking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on April 18, 2011, 05:20:55 PM
Do you know where I can get fresh blueberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 19, 2011, 02:28:57 PM
Have you looked in the produce section of your local supermarket?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 19, 2011, 02:32:16 PM
If they get too fresh, will you slap them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 19, 2011, 02:46:44 PM
Can we make smoothies from the blueberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 19, 2011, 03:31:28 PM
Can you think of a lot of things that could be made from blueberries?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on April 19, 2011, 05:54:44 PM
Did anyone bring the blueberry muffins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 19, 2011, 07:46:02 PM
If it turns cold, you think I could get some ear muffins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 20, 2011, 09:01:38 PM
Do you promise not to eat them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 21, 2011, 09:09:24 AM
Wouldnt ear muffins taste nasty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Widget on April 21, 2011, 09:59:49 AM
Now why would you say that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 21, 2011, 01:06:52 PM
Isn't that a legitimate question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 21, 2011, 02:41:08 PM
Should we even venture into a discussion of laws and legitimacy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 21, 2011, 04:37:18 PM
Should my mother wear a big red 'A' on her sweatshirt? Would that be an indication of my legitimacy or her fondness for the Arkansas Razorbacks, or is it the same thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 22, 2011, 08:07:10 AM
Could I have an Arkansas Razorbacks sweatshirt too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 22, 2011, 09:30:40 AM
Why would you want such a disgusting thing?!? (BobO, I had higher hopes for you! In case you didn't notice...I'm not a Razorback fan)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2011, 09:39:05 AM
wait who are the razorbacks and why are we not liking them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 22, 2011, 10:54:16 AM
Yeah, are the razorbacks a perfectly awful team?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 22, 2011, 01:50:48 PM
You've never heard of the Arkansas "Woo Pig Sooie!" Razorbacks, and that I am one of seven people in the state of Arkansas that cannot stand them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on April 22, 2011, 02:16:11 PM
would you believe i do like sports? (just apparently not same one the razorbacks play)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 22, 2011, 06:08:01 PM
Do you mean that album by Huey Lewis and the News?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 23, 2011, 10:33:49 AM
Are Huey Lewis and the News still around? (No worries, Merlin--I could care less about the Razorbacks. It's just that I would probably be the only person in all the Northeast with one of their sweatshirts so that could possibly be cool...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 23, 2011, 12:39:06 PM
If they are, wouldn't they now be Huey Lewis and the Olds?   (Bob O, I could send you a "Toad Suck Ferry" shirt...that would be even rarer in NY! If my son ever saw it, he would say something to you!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on April 24, 2011, 03:11:16 PM
Either way, where can I find tickets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 28, 2011, 12:57:54 PM
Did you find tickets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2011, 12:59:26 PM
Did you find someone to fix the tickets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 28, 2011, 01:07:38 PM
How does one fix tickets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2011, 01:08:34 PM
Would the Chief of Police do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 28, 2011, 01:27:51 PM
Would the Chief of Police do what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2011, 01:30:46 PM
Would the Chief of Police do-wacka do-wacka do-wacka do-wacka do, or would he have to wait for Roger Miller?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 29, 2011, 04:14:53 PM
What does Roger Miller do most, roger or mill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 29, 2011, 06:21:14 PM
LOL, do we REALLY want to know the answer to that question? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 29, 2011, 11:34:57 PM
Didn't you read the title of this thread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on April 30, 2011, 08:31:51 AM
Its says answer my question WITH a question but did it say anything about a straight answer? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 01, 2011, 01:27:56 PM
Why are you bringing sexual orientation into this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 01, 2011, 01:30:22 PM
In what building and room are we holding Sexual Orientation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: haleyileaha on May 01, 2011, 01:46:10 PM
where is the sign up sheet for that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 01, 2011, 06:07:57 PM
Yes, where is it???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 01, 2011, 06:46:05 PM
Do you think that Ferret and his 6-foot 4-inch transvestite French maid may have taken it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: haleyileaha on May 01, 2011, 07:22:14 PM
Does the pope have a balcony?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 01, 2011, 09:12:28 PM
Are Ferret and his transvestite on the popes balcony?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 01, 2011, 09:14:05 PM
Would the pope's balcony be useful to a towering transvestite French maid and Ferret?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 01, 2011, 10:14:53 PM
Is the French maid Pre-Revolution or Post?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 08:26:24 AM
Does Ferret prefer either of those for his transvestite French Maid pope balcony rendevous?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2011, 08:32:54 AM
The pope is a transvestite French maid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 09:29:06 AM
Oh, IS he? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 02, 2011, 12:15:13 PM
Doesn't ice cream sound delicious right now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 12:53:34 PM
What connection does ice cream have to the pope, Ferret and French Maids (of whatever variety)?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2011, 03:04:48 PM
Do you suppose it might be French Vanilla ice cream?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 04:07:58 PM
Do French Maids really LIKE French Vanilla?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 02, 2011, 04:30:45 PM
Who doesn't like French vanilla?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 05:57:44 PM
Maybe someone who isnt in their right mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2011, 05:58:38 PM
What if they are in their left mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: haleyileaha on May 02, 2011, 06:07:26 PM
What if they've lost their mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 02, 2011, 06:52:54 PM
If you lose your mind, how do you find it again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kett on May 02, 2011, 08:11:04 PM
Would you call 911 or ask Carmen Sandiego to find your lost mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 02, 2011, 11:39:52 PM
Did you look under the pile of dirty laundry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 03, 2011, 08:11:57 AM
Or in the gutter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 03, 2011, 02:08:07 PM
Why would you pick up clothes out of the gutter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 03, 2011, 02:45:35 PM
Wouldn't you pick the clothes up out of the gutter if an old wizard was in them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 03, 2011, 03:21:46 PM
Do old wizards like gutters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 04, 2011, 11:44:54 AM
Let's be honest, who doesn't like gutters?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 04, 2011, 11:46:27 AM
what is wrong with gutters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 04, 2011, 12:14:27 PM
What is wrong with old wizards, besides brittle bones, bad memory, fuzzy eyesight, defective hearing, aching back, and hemorrhoids?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 04, 2011, 01:26:46 PM
Did we really need to know all that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 04, 2011, 01:46:01 PM
What "I" would like to know is, what is wrong (or right!) with YOUNG wizards? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 04, 2011, 03:01:21 PM
Shouldn't we ask Merlin the Younger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 04, 2011, 03:55:25 PM
How young IS Merlin the Younger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Widget on May 06, 2011, 04:01:09 AM
how young do you think he is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 06, 2011, 06:55:17 AM
LOL, 50,80,100,2,000??????  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Widget on May 06, 2011, 01:04:26 PM
dose that qualify as a question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 06, 2011, 01:57:59 PM
does what qualify?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 06, 2011, 02:50:31 PM
Does a question need to be qualified or can it just be asked?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 06, 2011, 03:00:24 PM
why are you asking me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Widget on May 06, 2011, 03:03:20 PM
yeah, why are you asking her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 06, 2011, 03:50:54 PM
Does she know that its Friday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 06, 2011, 04:23:09 PM
why wouldn't she?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Widget on May 06, 2011, 04:59:44 PM
what on earth are you talking about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 08, 2011, 03:19:10 PM
Does it only have to be on earth to qualify?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 08, 2011, 07:06:26 PM
Are we discussing the mysteries of the universe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 08, 2011, 07:56:35 PM
You mean women?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 08, 2011, 09:38:54 PM
Why would women be such a mystery? Are you saying we are complicated?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 09, 2011, 06:27:12 AM
Do you know of any men that have figured you out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 09, 2011, 07:59:25 AM
If I did, would I tell you? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Shilori on May 09, 2011, 10:04:02 AM
If you did, would they really want to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 09, 2011, 01:03:46 PM
Yes, some things are best kept secret arent they? ;) :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 09, 2011, 01:34:50 PM
can't you keep a secret?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 09, 2011, 02:39:15 PM
Certainly, can you? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 09, 2011, 03:43:31 PM
what do curtains have to do with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 09, 2011, 03:56:30 PM
Do Curtains make good doublets?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 09, 2011, 05:21:26 PM
Am I going to have to quit drinking to be able to follow what you people are talking about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on May 09, 2011, 05:53:47 PM
Why?  Would it make better sense? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 09, 2011, 06:00:00 PM
would you not need to drink more?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 09, 2011, 06:12:09 PM
Will Jack Daniels suffice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 09, 2011, 06:26:35 PM
Isnt rum the better choice? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 09, 2011, 10:56:50 PM
Are you drinking, or trying to get a spot out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 09, 2011, 11:48:52 PM
Did you bring enough booze for the rest of us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 10, 2011, 07:27:25 AM
Does it matter if its the rum or jack daniels or preferably BOTH?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 10, 2011, 07:57:32 AM
why would i be interested in either one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 10, 2011, 09:10:06 AM
What WOULD you be interested in, something non-alchoholic? (good choice!  :) )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 10, 2011, 10:59:01 AM
Are we allowed to drink non-alcoholic beverages?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 10, 2011, 11:15:53 AM
why wouldn't we be allowed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 10, 2011, 11:25:43 AM
Yes, or do people only think the alchoholic ones are tasty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 10, 2011, 12:43:30 PM
who licked an alcoholic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2011, 06:43:11 PM
Wouldn't my answer depend on whether it was a male or female alcoholic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 11, 2011, 10:16:48 AM
Are there a few people that it wouldnt matter to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 11, 2011, 11:22:56 AM
why would someone lick one
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 11, 2011, 11:50:56 AM
Maybe for the experience? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2011, 02:00:41 PM
Experience you may get from a licking, but wouldn't bruises be more likely?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 11, 2011, 05:15:13 PM
Doesnt it depend on what KIND of licking?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 11, 2011, 05:27:36 PM
could it depend on whom you are licking as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2011, 06:17:05 PM
Do you mind if I abstain from answering the last couple of questions?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on May 11, 2011, 07:18:25 PM
questions are all I get ..., how do you make the systemdo ....;can you show me how to shut operators/users up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 12, 2011, 07:49:06 AM
Isn't that what duct tape is for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 12, 2011, 07:53:22 AM
Cant you use duct tape for everything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 12, 2011, 07:58:06 AM
why couldn't you used duct tape to fix everything
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 12, 2011, 07:59:27 AM
Is it crazy to say that I want a duct tape purse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 09:18:06 AM
Have you ever seen the duct tape wallets kids are making these days?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 12, 2011, 09:19:09 AM
Aren't they neat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 12, 2011, 09:30:07 AM
how many times do you think they got it wrong before they got it right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 12, 2011, 09:49:45 AM
Wouldn't your money stick to a duct tape wallet?

(Maeven, my daughter made a duct tape purse back when she was in high school. It was pretty cool!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 12, 2011, 10:08:10 AM
You have money?!!!! lol
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 11:49:23 AM
Now that you all know that Bob has been hiding the fact he has MONEY, who is going to ask him for a loan? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 12, 2011, 12:34:20 PM
What can you buy with Confederate States of America currency?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 12, 2011, 12:45:53 PM
Am I being accused of not having negotiable currency?

(I'll have you all know that at last count, I have $18.47. So there! And I'm willing to negotiate a loan... ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 12, 2011, 01:09:18 PM
Is having change like having sense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 01:21:44 PM
Are you talking about common sense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 12, 2011, 03:18:48 PM
What's common sense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 12, 2011, 03:21:08 PM
You mean it aint the change in my pocket?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 04:22:49 PM
Do you THINK that is what it means?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 12, 2011, 04:44:26 PM
Can we just go by instinct on this one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 12, 2011, 05:24:22 PM
If it's common sense, do we all have to share?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 05:53:05 PM
Or do you want to share the change in Rabbi's pocket? ( I suggest...NO.  :D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 12, 2011, 06:20:01 PM
Do you know where it's been?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 12, 2011, 07:07:02 PM
Do I have to keep up with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 12, 2011, 09:08:09 PM
Why would you want to?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 13, 2011, 08:22:56 AM
why would you want to what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 13, 2011, 09:14:12 AM
Don't you think the change belongs in a duct tape purse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 13, 2011, 10:56:53 AM
How easy would it be to get change OUT of a duct tape purse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 13, 2011, 01:39:38 PM
What are you trying to change about the duct tape purse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 13, 2011, 03:04:59 PM
Does anyone think that maybe a duct tape purse isn't such a hot idea?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 13, 2011, 03:30:17 PM
Don't you know a duct tape pair of britches would be hot?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 13, 2011, 04:54:41 PM
Would they burn when they were ripped off???  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 13, 2011, 07:31:47 PM
Who got ripped off?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 14, 2011, 07:34:10 AM
Maybe someone who had severe karma coming?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 15, 2011, 10:54:15 AM
Don't you think that anyone who puts on a pair of duct tape britches deserves what they have coming to them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 15, 2011, 11:43:10 AM
I just wonder why anybody WOULD want to do that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2011, 06:28:01 AM
Would you believe that the one thing that duct tape does not effectively work on is ducts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 17, 2011, 07:33:30 AM
Now isn't that ironic?

(I understand it doesn't work well on ducks either.  ;D)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 17, 2011, 09:10:58 AM
Have you ever TRIED it on ducks? :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 17, 2011, 09:14:11 AM
Isn't that cruelty to animals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 17, 2011, 01:04:02 PM
If putting duct tape britches on a person isn't cruelty to humans, then couldn't you say that duct tape on a duck isn't cruelty to animals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on May 17, 2011, 01:13:01 PM
Are we talking about putting duct tape or duct tape britches on a duck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 17, 2011, 03:16:45 PM
I thought it was on ducts AND ducks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2011, 04:17:44 PM
How many ducks would a roll of duct tape tape, if duct tape could tape ducks?  (I think it's the Jack Daniels...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 17, 2011, 04:32:56 PM
Wouldnt a roll of duct tape, tape as many ducks as a duct tape could tape ducks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Cofeeguru on May 17, 2011, 10:40:40 PM
Would woodchucks duct tape ducks, or chuck ducks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2011, 07:15:31 AM
With all these things we say that make no sense, doesn't that provide us with the necessary experience to go to Washington?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 18, 2011, 07:25:22 AM
You need experience to go to Washington?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 18, 2011, 07:41:47 AM
Isn't Washington an experience in itself?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 18, 2011, 10:02:49 AM
Dont you think Washington and experience cancel each other out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 18, 2011, 10:07:52 AM
Are you experienced?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 18, 2011, 10:30:56 AM
Don't you just love Jimi Hendrix?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2011, 11:15:11 AM
Wouldn't he be a bit ripe after all these years?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 18, 2011, 01:28:49 PM
I dont think he could still make music either?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 18, 2011, 04:35:04 PM
Couldn't you make a xylophone with what's left of him and he'd make music that way?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 18, 2011, 06:56:51 PM
Do you think that would work or freak some people out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: gusjodi on May 18, 2011, 08:06:28 PM
Aren't zombies cool now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2011, 08:07:35 PM
Isn't anything that's been dead a while going to be cool?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on May 18, 2011, 08:10:22 PM
cool is what I want closing to be;  can it happen?. 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 19, 2011, 09:16:39 AM
why couldn't it happen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 19, 2011, 10:17:29 AM
Have you never been to Texas, Lady Christina?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 19, 2011, 11:29:26 AM
Well, what if "The Fonz" was there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 19, 2011, 02:53:20 PM
Or maybe a bunch of cucumbers?  ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 19, 2011, 03:09:35 PM
Are you referring to "cool as a cucumber"? ARE cucumbers "cool"?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 19, 2011, 04:20:54 PM
Are we going to get into the issue of vegetable abuse?  :o
Title: Re: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jon Hanslow on May 19, 2011, 04:26:36 PM
What have i missed?

Probably sent from my Droid 2 Global.... while working :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on May 19, 2011, 07:39:15 PM
droid working?  what are we now star wars?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 19, 2011, 08:15:14 PM
Wouldnt you like to have a working droid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 19, 2011, 08:53:19 PM
Wouldn't you like to have a working druid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 20, 2011, 09:57:01 AM
Which would you rather have?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2011, 11:03:18 AM
Didn't you know that I am bad at choices? Why can't I have both?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 20, 2011, 12:07:11 PM
If you had both, would it be a druid using a droid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 20, 2011, 12:19:20 PM
would you believe me if i told you i have been to texas
(I was 3-4 ish)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 20, 2011, 12:37:11 PM
Were you in Texas visiting a droid?
Title: Re: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jon Hanslow on May 20, 2011, 12:45:31 PM
Does anyone else want to party before the end of the world?

Probably sent from my Droid 2 Global.... while working :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 20, 2011, 01:28:38 PM
Didn't you hear that we'll all be at Scarborough faire when the world ends?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 20, 2011, 01:29:40 PM
why would you want to have a party if you weren't leaving?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 20, 2011, 07:52:23 PM
Couldn't it be a SEND OFF party?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 21, 2011, 08:20:55 AM
Why wouldn't you want to have a party, whether you were leaving or not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on May 21, 2011, 05:09:37 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on May 21, 2011, 08:20:55 AM
Why wouldn't you want to have a party, whether you were leaving or not?
PARTY PARTY PARTY,  Why would you want to leave?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 22, 2011, 09:31:44 AM
Does anyone really WANT to exit a good party??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 22, 2011, 10:24:38 AM
Would all of those who raptured out of the party last night please raise their hands?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 22, 2011, 11:03:09 AM
Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I'm still here?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 22, 2011, 03:42:04 PM
Since the Rapture didnt happen, at least not that I can see, wouldnt being here be a GOOD sign?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Prince Thomas on May 23, 2011, 03:16:57 PM
Wait... the rapture didn't happen? Does that mean I have to go to work today??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 23, 2011, 04:02:36 PM
Doesn't that just make you want to strangle someone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 23, 2011, 06:15:39 PM
Because the rapture didnt happen? (since we know everyone LOVES to go to work.  ::) :D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 23, 2011, 06:16:41 PM
Did I miss the rapture again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 24, 2011, 07:49:59 AM
What? You missed it before too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 24, 2011, 09:21:57 AM
Do you know you get yet another chance this year? ( same guy says it will now happen October 21st )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 24, 2011, 12:03:46 PM
Does this mean I can miss work that Friday?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 24, 2011, 12:57:26 PM
Wouldnt the answer be yes if you are going to be floating skyward? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 24, 2011, 01:30:08 PM
what if i get raptured but you don't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 24, 2011, 02:22:46 PM
Well if its not until 6:00pm, how would we know for sure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 24, 2011, 02:28:13 PM
would you find out the next day
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 24, 2011, 02:45:51 PM
If you're raptured, you would be here, so how would you know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 24, 2011, 03:48:43 PM
would you miss me if i was
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 24, 2011, 05:33:26 PM
Who wouldnt miss all the wonderful people on the board? LOL, who gets their renn clothes if they are raptured?? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 25, 2011, 08:11:33 AM
You mean you don't get to take your stuff with you when you're raptured? What fun is that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2011, 09:08:29 AM
Doesn't a truss help to keep you from being raptured?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 25, 2011, 09:48:29 AM
What's a truss? (lol  ;D)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 25, 2011, 10:32:39 AM
what makes you think Merlin knows?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 25, 2011, 11:10:21 AM
Did you hear that he's really up on bridge construction?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2011, 11:24:52 AM
!! Are you telling me you really don't know what I'm talking about??! (In that case...you completely missed the joke!  :o )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 25, 2011, 11:50:23 AM
Was it something about being trussed up? (I got the joke, Merlin. Maybe because I'm an older male.... ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2011, 11:54:18 AM
Are we talking about turkeys now? ( I'm sure glad, BobO. I was beginning to think that my age had put me out of touch with everybody  8))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 25, 2011, 12:22:31 PM
why merlin are you saying you aren't ancient?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2011, 01:16:24 PM
A what age does a dashing wizard, such as myself, become ancient?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 25, 2011, 02:43:12 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 25, 2011, 02:46:41 PM
At what age does one go from old to ancient? And what's next, antique?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 25, 2011, 03:21:36 PM
would it go old antique and ancient?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on May 25, 2011, 06:39:39 PM
Is Merlin not a recycled teenager?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 25, 2011, 08:26:09 PM
You can recycle teenagers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2011, 08:32:05 PM
Would any of you ever want to recycle your teenagership?!? (I certainly would NOT!!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 26, 2011, 07:38:17 AM
If you recycle teenagers, do they become toddlers again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on May 26, 2011, 07:53:52 AM
Could we pick the age we wanted to recycle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 26, 2011, 12:51:03 PM
If we recycle, does this mean we get to put them in the bin and just go away?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 26, 2011, 01:10:02 PM
Are you taking about years, teenagers, toddlers, or what, Mairte?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 26, 2011, 01:54:10 PM
Can we take a left turn at morning and head straight to tomorrow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on May 27, 2011, 01:33:48 PM
wouldn't that just be too simple?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 27, 2011, 02:45:27 PM
Can we take a right turn and go to yesterday instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 27, 2011, 02:58:59 PM
Why? Was yesterday better than tomorrow is going to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 27, 2011, 06:06:45 PM
I dont know, do you want to take a chance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 27, 2011, 09:01:30 PM
Would you rather land on Community Chest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 28, 2011, 08:43:09 AM
And risk going to Jail?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 28, 2011, 09:04:35 AM
Would a lady of the evening have what is considered a community chest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 28, 2011, 12:34:44 PM
LOL, if so, would it be a treasure chest?????
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 28, 2011, 03:57:00 PM
Doesn't a community treasure chest sound like a winner?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 28, 2011, 04:30:35 PM
Doesnt that depend on what the community treasure chest IS is or HOLDS? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on May 31, 2011, 04:23:15 PM
What if the community lost the key?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on May 31, 2011, 06:35:48 PM
Wouldnt THAT be a shame?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 01, 2011, 10:17:51 AM
Would the shame be for losing the key or exposing the community chest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: maeven on June 01, 2011, 10:22:33 AM
Am I the only one that enjoys drawing the community chest card in Monopoly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 01, 2011, 10:25:26 AM
Aren't we talking about the community chest on a lady of the evening, or did I get lost?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 01, 2011, 11:54:34 AM
Then I am thinking many of us must be lost?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 01, 2011, 01:44:37 PM
There's a community chest on a lady of the evening that opens with a key?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 01, 2011, 06:39:31 PM
Maybe, havent you heard of weirder things? Could be it something like a chastity belt only up higher,lol?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 02, 2011, 09:22:42 AM
Are you referring to a corset?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 02, 2011, 10:32:16 AM
Is that another name for community treasure chest?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on June 05, 2011, 06:07:22 AM
Does momma have a squeezebox she wears on her chest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 05, 2011, 07:26:05 AM
When daddy comes home, does she ever get any rest?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Mac on June 06, 2011, 07:51:30 AM
Does she play it all night, when the musics' just right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 06, 2011, 12:36:57 PM
Does anyone know the rest of this song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 06, 2011, 03:18:16 PM
Would you believe me if I said I did, but can't remember it now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 06, 2011, 03:35:34 PM
Would you think me weird if I did in fact know the rest of the song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 07, 2011, 04:13:35 PM
Would it not be even weirder to try to sing a song without knowing the words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on June 07, 2011, 04:55:12 PM
Would you not be better off to hum if you do not know the words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 07, 2011, 05:43:25 PM
Have you ever seen a hummingbird with a beard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 08, 2011, 08:19:15 AM
Have you ever seen a beard full of hummingbirds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 08, 2011, 09:27:02 AM
If there were hummingbirds in my beard, would I even know it? (I have found missing sandwiches in there before...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 08, 2011, 11:33:03 AM
I'm pretty hungry, do you happen to have a spare sandwich in there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 08, 2011, 02:54:29 PM
If the sandwich was pimiento cheese would you still want it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on June 08, 2011, 05:31:30 PM
Would the sandwhich have hummingbird feathers as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 08, 2011, 05:42:20 PM
Would it still be edible with hummingbird feathers? ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 08, 2011, 09:45:38 PM
Would it matter to a cat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 09, 2011, 08:55:35 AM
Do cats even like pimiento cheese sandwiches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2011, 10:27:36 AM
Wouldn't the cats like pimiento cheese sandwiches better if they were inside a mouse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on June 09, 2011, 10:35:46 AM
And how do you think the mouse would like this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 09, 2011, 10:46:22 AM
A mouse wouldn't care, what about the poor elephants?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on June 09, 2011, 11:26:29 AM
Didn't you see the myth buster's episode dealing with mice and elephants?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 09, 2011, 02:48:28 PM
No, but did it involve cheese sandwiches and peanuts? 
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 09, 2011, 02:50:01 PM
Where did the elephants come from?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2011, 03:08:43 PM
Did your mother never give you the talk about the birds and the elephants?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 09, 2011, 03:26:14 PM
Can we discuss that in polite conversation?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 10, 2011, 08:08:57 AM
Since when were we able to participate in anything "polite"? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 10, 2011, 10:28:17 AM
Doesn't it take more than one participant for politeness to occur?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 10, 2011, 11:09:16 AM
Can you tango with more than two?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 11, 2011, 11:38:54 AM
More than two people can probably tango but would it be polite?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 12, 2011, 01:51:05 PM
Wouldn't more than two tangoing automatically become an orgy? ??? (and that is decidedly not polite)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 12, 2011, 04:15:11 PM
Do you intentionally go to impolite orgies?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 12, 2011, 08:06:17 PM
Have you ever been to a polite orgy? (booooring ;) )
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Post by: Butch on June 12, 2011, 09:14:16 PM
Is there an etiquette book written on that subject?
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Post by: Mairte on June 12, 2011, 10:24:16 PM
Why would you want etiquette at an orgy??
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Post by: Butch on June 12, 2011, 11:11:29 PM
Isn't politeness defined by etiquitte?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 12, 2011, 11:24:10 PM
Who wants to waste time with etiquette?
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Post by: Mairte on June 13, 2011, 02:15:07 PM
Yes, who?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2011, 02:17:05 PM
What have we here...a flock of owls??
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Post by: Mairte on June 13, 2011, 02:18:41 PM
Owls and an orgy?  :o
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 13, 2011, 02:21:10 PM
Or maybe it was a band called Flock of Seagulls?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 13, 2011, 03:07:38 PM
Did the Flock of Seagulls have and problem with etiquette?
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Post by: Lady Mac on June 13, 2011, 03:11:01 PM
Are we saying seagulls don't know how to use a salad fork?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2011, 04:09:56 PM
When was the last time you saw any forking seagulls?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 13, 2011, 04:55:53 PM
Do seagulls spoon?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 13, 2011, 05:14:44 PM
Why spoon when you can fork?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2011, 06:57:50 PM
Doesn't spooning sometimes lead to forking? (Is this getting out of hand?)
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 13, 2011, 07:00:03 PM
What makes you so special that you get to put two questions in one post?  :P
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2011, 07:05:55 PM
Aren't items in parentheses considered outside the realm of the game?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on June 13, 2011, 07:06:56 PM
Why do you have to bring stipulations into play?
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Post by: Mairte on June 14, 2011, 01:35:22 PM
What ARE the stipulations for spooning and forking? ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 14, 2011, 04:20:38 PM
Wouldn't latex or lamb-skin accessories be called for in that situation?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 14, 2011, 05:57:19 PM
isn't lamb-skin significantly less reliable?
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Post by: Mairte on June 14, 2011, 06:36:25 PM
But wouldnt latex be more irritating?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 15, 2011, 10:48:27 AM
Is this really going where it sounds like it's going?  :o ;D
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 15, 2011, 10:57:20 AM
And just where might you think it is going? (hmmm wheres Bob Os mind?)
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Post by: Butch on June 15, 2011, 11:17:32 AM
With spoons (for ice cream), forks (for cake), latex (balloons), and lambs (for decoration); wouldn't we be going to a child's birthday party?
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Post by: Mairte on June 15, 2011, 11:40:45 AM
LOL, now WHY would Bob O think otherwise????  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 15, 2011, 12:51:02 PM
Do you think, perhaps, that BobO has an incredibly filthy mind?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 15, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Wasn't bobo Michael Jackson's pet chimp?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 15, 2011, 02:29:48 PM
bob are you that hairy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 16, 2011, 11:37:27 AM
Who wants to know how hairy Bob is?
(whoever Bob is....)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 16, 2011, 11:41:02 AM
Do I really have to answer all these questions?

(and for the record, I am NOT hairy!  ;))

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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 16, 2011, 11:49:10 AM
why would you not want to answer them?
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Post by: Mairte on June 16, 2011, 11:53:24 AM
Are you hiding something? ;D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 16, 2011, 11:55:39 AM
Who, moi?  ::)
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 16, 2011, 11:57:23 AM
wouldn't you rather do an interpretative dance?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 16, 2011, 12:13:25 PM
why can't bob dance normally?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 16, 2011, 12:25:44 PM
Is it true that when Bob dances all he does is...well, bob?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 16, 2011, 01:27:15 PM
Does that sound like Bob is dancing 'The Funky Chicken'?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 16, 2011, 03:40:33 PM
Did I miss the memo or something? Is this pick-on-Bob day?  ???  ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 16, 2011, 03:42:59 PM
you didn't know it was your lucky day to be picked at?
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Post by: Mairte on June 16, 2011, 04:33:22 PM
Doesnt it make you feel special? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 16, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
Since I've never met Bob, does anyone here know if he has chicken legs? (For all the times you picked on an old wizard... :D )
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 17, 2011, 07:44:12 AM
i didn't know bob was not hairy until he said so so how would i know if he has chicken legs?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 17, 2011, 08:00:54 AM
If he does have chicken legs can we take him to KFC?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 17, 2011, 09:34:22 AM
Does the colonel condone cannibalism? (and can we start an alliteration thread too?)
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 17, 2011, 10:19:28 AM
Do they eat chicken in Stepford?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 17, 2011, 11:29:57 AM
where do they not eat chicken?
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Post by: Mairte on June 17, 2011, 01:31:07 PM
Wouldnt a vegetarian restaurant not serve chicken?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 17, 2011, 01:33:57 PM
Doesn't it seem likely that they wouldn't serve chicken in a hen house either?

(OK, Merlin. You got me but now we're even.  :D)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 17, 2011, 01:51:19 PM
why are you cooking in the hen house
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 17, 2011, 01:55:36 PM
Is the hen house impervious to fox-based attacks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2011, 02:10:02 PM
Are any of the hens foxes? (BobO, we're even my four-legged horse-like creature!!!   :D :D)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 17, 2011, 02:28:48 PM
Would only Foxy Hens go to a Hen Party?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 17, 2011, 02:37:44 PM
Do hens RANT at their parties?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 17, 2011, 02:51:29 PM
why would they rant?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 17, 2011, 02:55:51 PM
because they were told they can't?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2011, 03:42:21 PM
May a handsome wizard attend a Foxy Hen party (not that it would include me...)?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 17, 2011, 03:49:33 PM
HMMMM is there a seperation between foxy hens and smart chickens?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2011, 05:30:16 PM
Isn't the former a hot babe and the latter an intelligent aviatrix?
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Post by: Mairte on June 18, 2011, 12:21:33 PM
Has anyone else had so little sleep that this is mind boggling?
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Post by: Butch on June 18, 2011, 07:41:39 PM
Why aren't you getting enough sleep?
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Post by: Mairte on June 18, 2011, 07:59:36 PM
Why are you curious? :D
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Post by: Cofeeguru on June 18, 2011, 08:55:00 PM
Didn't curiosity kill the cat?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 18, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
Should I call ASPCA?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 20, 2011, 08:16:12 AM
What would the ASPCA do? Arrest curiosity?  ::)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 20, 2011, 09:31:57 AM
would curiosity be considered abuse?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 20, 2011, 12:05:32 PM
What if you're abusing your curiosity?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 20, 2011, 03:59:30 PM
Isn't that curiouser and curiouser?
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Post by: Mairte on June 20, 2011, 09:48:26 PM
If curiousity killed the cat, didnt satisfaction bring him back?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 21, 2011, 07:50:22 AM
can you revive a dead cat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 21, 2011, 09:28:11 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to just stuff it?
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 21, 2011, 11:21:26 AM
Why would you stuff a cat?
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Post by: Mairte on June 21, 2011, 12:31:13 PM
Do stuffed cats still look alive?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 21, 2011, 12:34:38 PM
wouldn't they look a little lifeless?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 21, 2011, 03:32:54 PM
Well, wouldn't a stuffed cat be lifeless??
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Post by: Mairte on June 21, 2011, 06:11:20 PM
Could looks be deceiving?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 21, 2011, 07:46:30 PM
When was the last time you saw a stuffed cat prowling the neighborhood?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on June 21, 2011, 07:52:07 PM
what about a stuffed badger?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 21, 2011, 07:59:41 PM
Do you have a stuffed badger in your neighborhood?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on June 21, 2011, 10:19:39 PM
Do you really wanna know?....
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Post by: maeven on June 22, 2011, 07:59:11 AM
Is it crazy that your conversation reminds me of the "badgerbadgerbadger" video?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 22, 2011, 09:17:54 AM
is there really any negitives here? it's all good
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 22, 2011, 09:27:01 AM
Does anyone even use negatives since digital cameras came out?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 22, 2011, 11:20:45 AM
why would they if everyone has gone digital
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Post by: Mairte on June 22, 2011, 11:57:09 AM
Does anyone at all use old fashioned cameras anymore?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 22, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
Do they even still make film?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 22, 2011, 12:08:37 PM
would it cost much if they did?
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Post by: Mairte on June 22, 2011, 12:57:44 PM
Maybe it would cost MORE?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on June 22, 2011, 02:07:18 PM
What about digital negatives?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 22, 2011, 02:29:20 PM
do those really exist?
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Post by: Mairte on June 22, 2011, 06:46:05 PM
Who here knows? (not me,lol)
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Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 22, 2011, 06:50:32 PM
Would anyone care if they did?
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Post by: Mairte on June 22, 2011, 07:25:04 PM
Dont you believe that there is at least ONE camera fanatic out there that would care? :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 23, 2011, 07:42:56 AM
mairte are you a camera fanatic?
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Post by: Mairte on June 23, 2011, 07:56:22 AM
Cant you guess? (but no, I am not. Just making a point.  ;D )
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2011, 09:35:55 AM
How many camera fanatics can fit in one dark room?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 23, 2011, 09:38:49 AM
Do you think I want to stand in a dark room with a bunch of camera fanatics groping around in the dark—grabbing who knows what, mind you—just to find out?!?  (apparently, I look crazier than I actually am...)
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 23, 2011, 10:54:21 AM
Wouldn't film camera fanatics surround themselves with red light though?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 23, 2011, 11:13:13 AM
if there was a redlight then it wouldn't be totally dark would it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 23, 2011, 02:39:47 PM
What if it was a red light in name only?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 23, 2011, 04:34:08 PM
Were you not aware that panchromatic film must be developed in total darkness?
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Post by: Mairte on June 23, 2011, 08:36:36 PM
Is it bad that I wasnt aware?? (again, not a photography expert in the least!)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 24, 2011, 08:00:36 AM
would your pictures ever come out?
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Post by: Mairte on June 24, 2011, 08:14:04 AM
Is it even worse that I dont care if they did or not? :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 24, 2011, 10:13:27 AM
Isn't the intellect of man forced to choose perfection of the life or of the work?
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Post by: Scribe_Wear on June 25, 2011, 07:41:40 PM
Doesn't that depend on your outlook on life?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 27, 2011, 11:17:19 AM
I HATE SPAM and relly don't like those who send it
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 27, 2011, 11:58:52 AM
Is spam what you're having for supper?
(yummy garlic, pineapple spam balls)
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Post by: Mairte on June 27, 2011, 12:01:45 PM
Does anyone else NOT like spam?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 27, 2011, 04:26:18 PM
Do I look like the kind of wizard who would like Spam?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 27, 2011, 04:35:28 PM
Is there a specific look for SPAM lovers?
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Post by: Scribe_Wear on June 27, 2011, 09:07:19 PM
did you know Hawaiians love SPAM?
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Post by: Lady Mac on June 28, 2011, 03:59:24 AM
Is there such a thing as a SPAM Luau?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 28, 2011, 07:44:26 AM
how does one keep up with all the spam?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 28, 2011, 07:51:20 AM
Isn't the ban hammer a wonderful thing?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 28, 2011, 08:18:32 AM
Is that someone related to MC Hammer?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 28, 2011, 11:01:05 AM
Is that person to legit to quit?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 28, 2011, 11:03:14 AM
would that depend on what they are quitting?
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Post by: Mairte on June 29, 2011, 10:41:34 AM
Dont quitters never win?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on June 29, 2011, 10:45:49 AM
Will quitters ever prosper?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2011, 10:54:15 AM
How would a gutter many money in the first place?
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Post by: biggerstaff on June 29, 2011, 01:07:48 PM
will diving in gutters make me gutteral?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 29, 2011, 01:13:25 PM
why are you in the gutters anyway?
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Post by: Mairte on June 29, 2011, 01:14:00 PM
Who here doesnt find themselves in the gutter at least occasionally? :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2011, 01:47:11 PM
Just how big are the gutters on your roof?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 29, 2011, 03:48:58 PM
When I clean out my gutters, will I find people there now?
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Post by: Mairte on June 29, 2011, 06:44:09 PM
Bobo, what kind of people do you want to find in your gutters???
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 30, 2011, 09:43:53 AM
Wouldn't they be the ones who "find themselves in the gutter at least occasionally?"  ;)  :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on June 30, 2011, 10:25:20 AM
bob are you hoping to hang out with the gutter gang?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 30, 2011, 11:27:36 AM
Is that a subgroup of the James Gang?
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Post by: Mairte on July 01, 2011, 03:43:37 PM
Maybe its a subgroup of the Dalton gang instead?
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Post by: JimsDana on July 01, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
"Sub" group? Will there be chips and dip?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 02, 2011, 08:07:16 AM
do subs come with chips and dip?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 02, 2011, 09:10:32 AM
Don't subs come with a periscope?
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Post by: Mairte on July 02, 2011, 10:39:56 AM
Subs and gutters, now Bob, what ARE you thinking?  :D
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Post by: maeven on July 04, 2011, 10:15:39 PM
Of subs and gutters, maybe?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 05, 2011, 07:10:31 AM
Can you think of anything more interesting than subs and gutters?
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Post by: maeven on July 05, 2011, 08:11:47 AM
Giraffes, possibly?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 05, 2011, 11:58:04 AM
how you gonna get a giraffe on a sub in the gutter?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 05, 2011, 01:26:18 PM
Did I hear you say that Subway is serving giraffe sandwiches?
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Post by: maeven on July 05, 2011, 10:01:30 PM
Subway? Really?
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Post by: Lady Mac on July 06, 2011, 04:19:58 PM
Do you need a long neck to eat a giraffe sandwich?
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Post by: Mairte on July 06, 2011, 08:17:38 PM
Does a giraffe sandwich taste like chicken?
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on July 06, 2011, 09:26:47 PM
Do we really want to find out?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 07, 2011, 02:56:37 AM
Isn't finding out new information one of our missions on this planet?  Or are we just here to explore Renaissance Faires?
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Post by: maeven on July 07, 2011, 06:23:45 AM
Is that a trick question?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 07, 2011, 07:41:29 AM
how could renaissance festival be a trick?
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Post by: Mairte on July 07, 2011, 07:01:28 PM
Wouldnt it be considered more of a treat?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 07, 2011, 09:15:51 PM
Do you like your treats to be sweets?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 08, 2011, 06:27:40 AM
Does my sweet Nimue count?
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Post by: maeven on July 08, 2011, 06:37:34 AM
Can we add Snickers to the "treats" list?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 08, 2011, 06:50:36 AM
Who is Snickers married to?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 08, 2011, 07:55:08 AM
would you believe i can make a mean snickers pie?
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Post by: Mairte on July 08, 2011, 08:05:53 AM
How do you make snickers pie?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 08, 2011, 08:58:19 AM
Do you unwrap the Snickers before putting them in the pie?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 08, 2011, 09:14:07 AM
Of course, who would eat the wrappers?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 08, 2011, 09:49:40 AM
who would try to melt them in a wrapper?
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Post by: Mairte on July 08, 2011, 12:17:42 PM
Maybe Bob would? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on July 08, 2011, 01:04:08 PM
If Bob did wouldn't the wrappers still ruin the taste of the pie?  Do they have a 3 Musketeers pie out there?  Wouldn't it taste good?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 08, 2011, 02:31:13 PM
Hasn't anyone else ever left a Snickers in the sun and had it melt in the wrapper?

(Mmmm....wrapper.....  ;))
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 08, 2011, 02:33:30 PM
Bob do you like wrappers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 08, 2011, 02:36:51 PM
What made the Snickers mean?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 08, 2011, 10:46:25 PM
Mean mangers suck, but does it have to pass down the chain to the team lead??/
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Post by: Butch on July 10, 2011, 11:59:55 AM
They chained you in the manger?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 10, 2011, 12:18:58 PM
is that considered torture or foreplay?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 10, 2011, 01:47:54 PM
Is there a difference?
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Post by: Lady Mac on July 10, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
Doesn't foreplay include a snickers and torture not?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 10, 2011, 11:45:22 PM
Why is there so much talk about candy bars on here right now?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 11, 2011, 12:03:48 AM
Is candy bars not better then jail bars?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 11, 2011, 01:38:00 AM
Are conjugal visits not better than chocolate?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 11, 2011, 03:01:19 PM
Are you kidding?!?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 12, 2011, 12:27:15 AM
Am I?  I guess it would depend on .... who is the visitor?  who made the chocolate?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 12, 2011, 12:20:29 PM
so what about the candy  When is it going to cool off and rain??
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 12, 2011, 12:47:07 PM
I donno but when is it going to stop raining and warm up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2011, 01:01:52 PM
Can I swap places with you, Adriana?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 12, 2011, 01:13:38 PM
is catching the ball really that important?
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Post by: Rowan MacD on July 12, 2011, 01:20:03 PM
 What was the purpose in throwing the ball in the first place?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 12, 2011, 04:11:41 PM
Are we talking about a chocolate ball, or am I lost again?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2011, 05:30:19 PM
Where the hell did the ball come from?!?
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Post by: maeven on July 12, 2011, 05:56:34 PM
Did anyone lose a ball?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 12, 2011, 06:07:37 PM
how did we get to balls?
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Post by: Merlin on July 12, 2011, 06:09:55 PM
Are you asking literally ?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 12, 2011, 06:13:36 PM
Who decided a ball should be round?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2011, 07:58:50 PM
Have you ever tried to roll a cube? (...and you behave, son!)
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Post by: Merlin on July 12, 2011, 08:05:44 PM
Wasn't she asking about balls?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 12, 2011, 08:17:37 PM
I donno was I ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2011, 08:23:54 PM
Is it just me? Do I have a dirty mind?
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Post by: Merlin on July 12, 2011, 08:41:43 PM
Does a bear poop in the woods?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 12, 2011, 09:45:12 PM
do they tear up the roads in the summer?
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Post by: Merlin on July 12, 2011, 09:55:18 PM
Balls or bears?
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Post by: Butch on July 13, 2011, 12:20:57 AM
Won't the players' strike prevent the Bears from playing ball this year?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 13, 2011, 08:16:09 AM
Won't the strike make attending fall Ren Fests easier especially on Sundays?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 13, 2011, 11:41:57 AM
who let the bears play in the road?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 13, 2011, 11:45:59 AM
Won't the cops arrest you if you're bare and playing in the road?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 13, 2011, 11:58:12 AM
Whether you were playing in the road or in a ballpark, if you're playing bare, don't you think you're likely to be arrested?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 13, 2011, 12:12:02 PM
who said i was playing bare?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 13, 2011, 12:58:58 PM
Is it not better to play bare than to play with a bear?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 13, 2011, 01:13:16 PM
why if i had a bear on my team would you be scared?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 13, 2011, 01:25:48 PM
Does fear matter to a man when it comes to bare bears?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 13, 2011, 04:12:41 PM
Aren't bears usually bare? Or have you seen a clothed one?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 13, 2011, 06:00:32 PM
Does fur count as clothing?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 13, 2011, 07:05:09 PM
isnt clothing optional for a bare bear?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 13, 2011, 07:57:42 PM
bear bare what?  Is not a bear fur coat good for cold weather?
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Post by: Butch on July 13, 2011, 10:23:23 PM
Haven't you ever seen Winne the Pooh?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 14, 2011, 02:07:23 AM
Why are Tiggers tops made out of rubber, their bottoms made out of spring?  Why are they bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, fun, fun, fun, fun, fun?  Lastly why is he the only one?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 14, 2011, 07:05:44 AM
Would you want to see Winnie pooh?
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Post by: Mairte on July 14, 2011, 08:19:48 AM
Wouldnt you rather see Eeyore? :)
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 14, 2011, 09:34:43 AM
Isnt Tigger more fun?

And is it just me or do the voices sound weird?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 14, 2011, 10:22:56 AM
Is Tigger being bouncy more fun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 14, 2011, 10:26:51 AM
Do you think it's because he uses fabric softener?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 14, 2011, 10:29:09 AM
What happens if the spring in his tail gets bent?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 14, 2011, 11:41:33 AM
Wouldn't it spring back?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 14, 2011, 01:03:46 PM
What would happen if the spring got caught in the rubber?

(How many people spewed their drink on their monitor on that question?)
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Post by: Mairte on July 14, 2011, 06:56:39 PM
Wouldnt it HURT if the spring got caught in the rubber???  :D
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Post by: MrHyde on July 14, 2011, 07:29:10 PM
Would you tear it loose?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 14, 2011, 09:59:30 PM
tear it loose? what are you doing, following the army mentality ?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 15, 2011, 01:12:03 AM
Does the Army address Tigger's? 
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Post by: Mairte on July 15, 2011, 04:59:05 PM
What would Tigger look like in camoflauge??
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Post by: Butch on July 15, 2011, 09:03:40 PM
Isn't Tigger already camoflauged?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 15, 2011, 09:06:52 PM
Do you see him anywhere?
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Post by: Mairte on July 16, 2011, 01:16:02 PM
Would someone who sees Tiggers at random places be considered strange?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 16, 2011, 08:52:01 PM
tigger is strange, but are not most individuals that bound around on their tails strange???
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on July 16, 2011, 09:11:53 PM
Wouldnt you think bouncing around on a tail would be fun instead of strange?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 17, 2011, 12:49:46 AM
Would you have to cut a hole in your britches for the tail or just let it go over the waist band?
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Post by: Mairte on July 17, 2011, 12:37:10 PM
Dont you think that either would look odd?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 17, 2011, 07:14:26 PM
looking odd is, I believe part of the fun is it not?
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Post by: Mairte on July 17, 2011, 07:16:29 PM
Is it?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 18, 2011, 03:30:51 AM
Is it what?
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Post by: Mairte on July 18, 2011, 08:36:37 AM
Is being odd fun?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 18, 2011, 10:30:27 AM
would that depend on the person who is odd or the person who believes them odd
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 18, 2011, 10:33:49 AM
Does any of that sentence have to do with normal people?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 18, 2011, 10:44:40 AM
who are you considering normal?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 18, 2011, 11:22:44 AM
Isn't odd the new normal? Or was that just for us....?  ;)
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Post by: MrHyde on July 18, 2011, 12:35:49 PM
Isn't being normal rather odd? 
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 18, 2011, 12:42:00 PM
who is the us bob is referring to?
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Post by: Mairte on July 18, 2011, 08:36:44 PM
Could it be the "us" he is referring to is all the unique RF members? ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on July 18, 2011, 08:38:44 PM
Are we all unique? 
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Post by: Mairte on July 19, 2011, 02:52:42 PM
Are you serious,lol? :D
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Post by: maeven on July 19, 2011, 02:58:42 PM
How serious can I be?
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Post by: Mairte on July 19, 2011, 07:43:21 PM
I am not sure, how serious? ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 20, 2011, 09:02:23 AM
whos serious about what?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 20, 2011, 11:31:12 AM
Is it just me or is this serious thread hard to keep asking questions about? 
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 20, 2011, 11:33:31 AM
Shall we change the subject then? Why don't we talk about rum?  ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 20, 2011, 11:46:00 AM
aren't there other interesting things besides rum?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 20, 2011, 11:56:13 AM
Can we talk about Unicorns and Rum?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 20, 2011, 02:10:37 PM
What if I'd rather talk about Unicorns and Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Mairte on July 20, 2011, 02:53:43 PM
Or dragons, rum and strawberry daiquiris?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 20, 2011, 03:04:10 PM
rabbi do you see pink unicorns when you drink rum
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Post by: Mairte on July 20, 2011, 09:49:31 PM
Are pink unicorns preferable to pink elephants?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 20, 2011, 10:18:09 PM
What about flying pink unicorns and elephants?
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Post by: maeven on July 20, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Am I reading that right?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 20, 2011, 11:38:21 PM
Yes Maeven you are reading that right which brings a question to mind as I have forgotten.  What is the minimum and maximum area of clearance for a safe landing zone for a pink flying unicorn elephant?  We so often forget these things.
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2011, 07:06:18 AM
Doesn't a pink flying unicorn elephant land where they want to regardless of available space?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 21, 2011, 08:09:05 AM
have you ever seen a pink unicorn elephant?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2011, 09:01:05 AM
Haven't most of us who were around in the 60s?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 21, 2011, 09:42:25 AM
who was around in the 60s?
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Post by: Mairte on July 21, 2011, 09:45:54 AM
Does being born in 1965 count? :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 21, 2011, 10:13:39 AM
would you believe that even though my brother was only born 3 yrs after me I'm considered to be a different generation than he is?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 21, 2011, 12:03:37 PM
How does that work?  ???
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 21, 2011, 12:21:55 PM
it works like: the decades changed,  i believe it?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 21, 2011, 12:23:54 PM
What are the thoughts and feelings on the new generation?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 21, 2011, 01:15:50 PM
what generation do you call a 20 month old little nephew
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Post by: MrHyde on July 21, 2011, 02:16:54 PM
Wouldn't that be the newly arrived generation?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 22, 2011, 01:06:21 PM
yes but is the newly arrived gen called wouldn't the next gen also be new arriavals?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 22, 2011, 08:13:19 PM
New arrivals  ( birth)  in this country hmmm

I would call them young Americans  wouldn't YOU?
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Post by: Mairte on July 24, 2011, 01:14:29 PM
Or newly birthed Americans? :)
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 12:55:09 AM
Would they not also be vertically challenged American's or horizontally supporting American's?
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2011, 08:23:40 AM
Would a drunk person be horizontally challenged?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 08:29:07 AM
Or would he be horizontally supporting?  Isn't that the same as is the glass half full or half empty?
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2011, 10:31:03 AM
If someone goes with "glass half empty" does that mean they get as many free refills as they wish?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 25, 2011, 11:08:20 AM
Would that apply if your glass has a hole in it as well?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 25, 2011, 12:26:33 PM
don't all glasses have large holes in the top
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 12:33:59 PM
Aren't all glasses around R/F members usually empty?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 25, 2011, 12:51:59 PM
Dont you ever fill yours?
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2011, 02:15:01 PM
Wouldnt the hole in the top of the glass be SUCH a good excuse for refreshing it OFTEN? ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 03:42:47 PM
What is your favorite liquid beverage to fill the glass through the hole with?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on July 25, 2011, 03:55:00 PM
Would you believe an innocent girl like myself is a hard core Rum lover?? ???
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2011, 04:03:30 PM
Would you believe that makes TWO of us???  ;D
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on July 25, 2011, 04:08:53 PM
You'll be sure to keep your hands off MY bottle of rum though, right?? >:(
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Post by: maeven on July 25, 2011, 04:16:35 PM
Is it strange that I'm more of a fan of vodka?
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Post by: Mairte on July 25, 2011, 04:51:18 PM
Why would anyone fight over a rum bottle when they have their own? ;D
maeven, do you know that vodka mixes well with koolaid?  ;D
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Post by: maeven on July 25, 2011, 04:58:55 PM
Kool-Aid? Really? (lol...)
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 04:59:46 PM
Maeven..... Have you looked in the brewing recipes at my candy flavored vodka?
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Post by: Cofeeguru on July 25, 2011, 06:53:08 PM
Is one bottle of alcohol ever really enough?
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Post by: Carl on July 25, 2011, 06:59:44 PM
is there ever really enough?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on July 25, 2011, 08:50:36 PM
Enough is never enough, am I right?? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on July 25, 2011, 10:58:52 PM
Enough can be enough but then the level of enough changes.  Do any of you find that being true also?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 26, 2011, 11:57:15 AM
why would i want alcohol?
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Post by: Scotty Hunter on July 26, 2011, 12:16:04 PM
 :o What?! Are you serious?! Why ask why when it comes to alcohol?! Honestly, is Lady Christina being serious? :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 26, 2011, 12:56:11 PM
would you believe the strongest thing i drink is sweet tea?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 26, 2011, 02:28:33 PM
Figured out long ago sober was better huh Lady Christina de Pond?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on July 26, 2011, 02:50:54 PM
You wouldn't drink vodka either after the night I had with it in college, would you?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 26, 2011, 03:09:28 PM
Would that make Lady Christine a Tea Totaller? (and Me Lady ther be nothing wrong with that)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 26, 2011, 03:38:53 PM
would you believe i have no problem being a tea totaller
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Post by: Mairte on July 26, 2011, 03:56:57 PM
And would you believe that for all my talk, I drink only a few times a year?(faires,lol) NOTHING at all wrong with not drinking, a personal choice. :)
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 26, 2011, 06:10:22 PM
Why should we not believe this? I too will admit I enjoy my drink but is a rare occassion that I enjoy it.
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 26, 2011, 09:24:32 PM
I enjoy it too!,  do you think the head aches are real??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 27, 2011, 07:53:47 AM
why wouldn't they be real the pain is?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 27, 2011, 08:30:32 AM
But are they not all in ones head?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2011, 09:12:16 AM
You don't expect me to give up my Jack Daniel's, do you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 27, 2011, 09:32:30 AM
why are you holding him hostage?
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Post by: Mairte on July 27, 2011, 11:08:29 AM
Wouldnt Jack Daniels be a good hostage? (GOOD, not PERFECT....okay, I wont go there again,lol)
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 27, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
Can we hold Capn Morgan and Jim Beam hostage as well?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 27, 2011, 11:31:33 AM
ok but how you gonna ransom them?
(merlin ain't gonna let Jack Daniels out of his sight)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 27, 2011, 11:38:48 AM
Couldn't we sell Crown Royal and use the cash for the ransom?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 27, 2011, 12:05:50 PM
You do know that by paying the ransom you will only haste thier demise?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 27, 2011, 12:08:55 PM
Whats the big deal about that store? ::)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 27, 2011, 01:36:46 PM
I'm confused, were you held for ranson in a store?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 27, 2011, 02:13:40 PM
What kind of store was it? 
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 27, 2011, 02:35:51 PM
would you believe it's all Merlin's doing?
he won't let go of Jack
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Post by: MrHyde on July 27, 2011, 03:20:13 PM
How can we rescue the Jack of Daniels from Merlin's clutches?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2011, 04:10:45 PM
Why would you dare chance the ire of a powerful wizard by taking away his Jack Daniel's?  (If you want a sip, just ask...)
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Post by: MrHyde on July 27, 2011, 05:37:45 PM
What about a swallow? or a gulp?
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Post by: maeven on July 27, 2011, 05:49:16 PM
Wouldn't that make things all fuzzy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2011, 08:18:10 PM
What do you think made me so fuzzy?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 27, 2011, 09:21:27 PM
Fuzzy hmm was it not a spell that went haywire?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 28, 2011, 10:15:24 AM
What EXACTLY does haywire mean?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2011, 10:30:56 AM
Wouldn't a haywire be the connection between the power source and the fully-automated hay bale?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 28, 2011, 11:02:26 AM
Have you ever tried to straighten a wire came off a hay bale?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 28, 2011, 11:52:21 AM
Did you want to reuse the wire?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 28, 2011, 12:05:15 PM
would you call that rewiring?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 28, 2011, 12:15:43 PM
Would I need to call an electrician?
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Post by: Mairte on July 28, 2011, 12:59:42 PM
Would that electrician be an expert on haywire?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 28, 2011, 01:07:17 PM
why not a cowboy ;D
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Post by: maeven on July 28, 2011, 01:52:13 PM
A cowboy?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 28, 2011, 02:11:03 PM
Are cowboys haywire experts?
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Post by: captmarga on July 28, 2011, 02:14:49 PM
Can they actually mend a fence?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on July 28, 2011, 03:02:31 PM
Can we get back to the cowboy?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on July 28, 2011, 03:13:46 PM
why not?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 28, 2011, 03:15:22 PM
If a cowboy only mends fences, wouldn't that make him a fenceboy instead?
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Post by: Mairte on July 29, 2011, 04:51:56 PM
But doesnt cowboy SOUND better? :)
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Post by: maeven on July 29, 2011, 11:07:09 PM
Maybe cabana boy?
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Post by: MrHyde on July 30, 2011, 01:55:15 AM
Do you think you would find a true cowboy around a cabana? 
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on July 30, 2011, 05:14:44 AM
don't you think a cabana-cow-boy sounds like a perfect rom-com lead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2011, 06:15:03 AM
What does a cabana cow look like?
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Post by: Mairte on July 30, 2011, 09:04:30 AM
Does it wear a beach towel?  ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2011, 09:13:04 AM
Do you think that's why the guy was yelling "Sunny Beaches!!" as we stampeded our horses through his farm?
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Post by: Mairte on July 30, 2011, 09:49:29 AM
Or did he say instead "Bun Of A Snitch!!!"???
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 31, 2011, 05:52:48 PM
I know if you you stampeded horse through my yard, I would be saying more then ****beaches at you.  Do you think fire arm involvement might be to Strong??
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Post by: Butch on July 31, 2011, 06:17:05 PM
So, do you mean cowboy action shooting?
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Post by: Mairte on July 31, 2011, 07:14:00 PM
Doesnt that sound like it might be fun to watch?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 01, 2011, 02:50:07 PM
what would be fun to watch?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 01, 2011, 04:02:47 PM
Would that not depend on who is watching?
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Post by: Mairte on August 01, 2011, 04:13:37 PM
For who do you THINK it would be the most fun?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 01, 2011, 04:18:35 PM
Would that not depend on the role whomever was playing?
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Post by: Mairte on August 01, 2011, 04:20:00 PM
What kind of roles were you thinking about?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 01, 2011, 04:23:49 PM
Are you refering to the watcher or watchee?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 01, 2011, 04:42:03 PM
Are we talking about voyeurism here?
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Post by: Mairte on August 01, 2011, 04:54:15 PM
LOL, why would you get that impression?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 01, 2011, 04:58:11 PM
What impression would you get from talk about watching, livestock, and role-playing?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 01, 2011, 06:11:22 PM
Could that be considered illegal?
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Post by: Mairte on August 01, 2011, 10:05:25 PM
Or decidedly perverted?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 02, 2011, 07:35:08 AM
you called?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 02, 2011, 08:26:57 AM
why would i call?
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Post by: maeven on August 02, 2011, 08:44:48 AM
Did somebody call?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 02, 2011, 09:41:40 AM
It wasn't me, was it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 02, 2011, 09:48:12 AM
who you Ian?
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Post by: Mairte on August 02, 2011, 06:38:03 PM
Why did Ian call??
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Post by: MrHyde on August 02, 2011, 08:43:24 PM
Do you think Ian called to invite us all to a faire that he is going to?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 02, 2011, 10:22:45 PM
Can we all fit into the back of his car?
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Post by: Butch on August 02, 2011, 11:30:17 PM
Did anyone call "shotgun" yet?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 03, 2011, 12:24:27 AM
Is it a long trip?  Will get bathroom breaks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2011, 07:17:42 AM
You taking the shotgun to the bathroom?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 03, 2011, 07:44:29 AM
Wouldn't that make you a bit gun shy?
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Post by: maeven on August 03, 2011, 07:46:04 AM
Is the gun loaded?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 03, 2011, 08:59:18 AM
can i sit shotgun?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 03, 2011, 10:14:14 AM
In the bathroom or in the car?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 03, 2011, 11:06:18 AM
who would install a shotgun seat in the bathroom?
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Post by: maeven on August 03, 2011, 12:09:00 PM
Maybe someone in the NRA?
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Post by: Mairte on August 03, 2011, 01:06:31 PM
Or someone extremely paranoid?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 03, 2011, 02:19:31 PM
would you hold the gun while someone is in the bathroom?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 03, 2011, 03:04:49 PM
Who said I'm paranoid????
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2011, 03:05:23 PM
Is the armed guard really necessary? Wouldn't it be easier to just latch the door?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 03, 2011, 03:19:36 PM
what if the latch is broke?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 03, 2011, 04:05:45 PM
Could it be just a loose screw?
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Post by: Mairte on August 03, 2011, 05:05:36 PM
Ooo. Who wants a loose screw?  (I couldnt help it.)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2011, 05:58:19 PM
How did we get back on the subject of sex?
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Post by: Mairte on August 03, 2011, 06:15:18 PM
Who said it was about sex? Maybe people just dont like loose screws?  :D
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Post by: MrHyde on August 03, 2011, 11:36:36 PM
I agree.  I always find tight screws much better.  Don't you find the end product more enjoyable with a tight screw?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2011, 05:40:46 AM
Don't you feel better now that you're talking about something besides sex?  ::)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 04, 2011, 07:46:53 AM
how did we get on this subject?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 04, 2011, 07:51:28 AM
How did we get on what subject?  Hardware?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 04, 2011, 11:43:28 AM
Is it called hardware now? Isn't that skirting the lines of decency?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 04, 2011, 12:07:40 PM
would that depend on the length of the skirt?
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Post by: Mairte on August 04, 2011, 01:30:39 PM
What length of skirt or kilt would be appropriate to keep hardware under wraps? :D
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Post by: captmarga on August 04, 2011, 02:16:10 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the size of the hardware?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 04, 2011, 02:28:27 PM
wouldn't it depend on the person?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 04, 2011, 03:14:28 PM
Would the length or the diameter matter more?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 04, 2011, 03:35:30 PM
would the cut of cloth matter?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2011, 04:01:42 PM
Would it be safe for me to make a comment here??  (I very SERIOUSLY doubt it!)
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Post by: Mairte on August 04, 2011, 06:26:20 PM
What kind of comment, Merlin? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2011, 07:35:59 PM
Do you really think that the Keepers of the Forum and the Legion of Decency would allow me free rein as I expound on the pleasures and dangers of carnal activity?
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Post by: Mairte on August 04, 2011, 07:51:13 PM
Oh, is that what this is about?  :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 05, 2011, 07:40:41 AM
how can one ever be sure what this thread is about?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 05, 2011, 07:51:24 AM
Do you need to know what it's about to participate?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 05, 2011, 10:17:23 AM
I donno do you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 05, 2011, 11:24:25 AM
why not just pull a question out of thin air?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 05, 2011, 12:57:15 PM
Wouldn't that be easier for the people in Colorado?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 05, 2011, 01:10:24 PM
what has colorado to do with it?
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Post by: captmarga on August 05, 2011, 01:53:10 PM
Why do I feel I'm not in Kansas - or Colorado - anymore?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 05, 2011, 04:52:21 PM
What has Colorado have to do with it? Didn't you realize that the air is thinner at that altitude?
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Post by: scarletnyx on August 05, 2011, 07:38:16 PM
Why is air so important at that altitude?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 05, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
Its not a question of Altitude but of Attitude dont ya thing?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 06, 2011, 01:50:58 PM
attitude is unique to each individual, the question is when will it rain?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 07, 2011, 03:07:26 AM
In Texas I believe there is no rain in sight in the near future, isn't that correct?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2011, 07:00:12 AM
Rain? Rain?!?  What is this "rain" you keep speaking of?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 07, 2011, 09:00:04 AM
Is that not some form of liquid falling from yonder heavens?
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Post by: Mairte on August 07, 2011, 11:01:50 AM
Maybe Merlin wished the "liquid" was Jack Daniels? ;)
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Post by: Hoowil on August 07, 2011, 11:46:26 AM
In a world where lakes, rivers and seas were whiskey, would water become the drink of vice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2011, 01:34:50 PM
Do you think you'd ever find me not in a lake of Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 07, 2011, 03:50:38 PM
Would fish all have liver problems?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 07, 2011, 03:52:32 PM
Isn't a lake of whiskey mentioned in the song, Big Rock Candy Mountain?
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Post by: Butch on August 07, 2011, 08:16:21 PM
Don't the hens lay soft-boiled eggs?
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Post by: captmarga on August 08, 2011, 02:33:07 PM
Wouldn't those be already-pickled eggs?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 08, 2011, 02:49:27 PM
Why would anyone even eat pickled eggs, let alone ABP eggs?
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Post by: Mairte on August 08, 2011, 03:21:54 PM
Who actually LIKES picked eggs?????
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2011, 03:30:02 PM
Does caviar count as pickled eggs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2011, 03:32:49 PM
When did pickles start laying eggs?!?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 08, 2011, 03:43:00 PM
Did someone have a chicked named pickles?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2011, 07:14:24 PM
Is this aberration in chicked pickle eggs due to radiation?!?!
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 08, 2011, 07:35:56 PM
Could it possably a pickled chicked contain in a radiated egg?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2011, 03:34:43 AM
If Peter Piper picked a pickled chicked egg, fully radiated, how long would it take him to go from Baltimore to Philly?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 09, 2011, 09:20:34 AM
How fast was the train traveling?
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Post by: Mairte on August 09, 2011, 09:25:47 AM
And what route?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 09, 2011, 10:08:31 AM
Aren't potatoes roots?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 09, 2011, 10:47:27 AM
How can potatoes be roots if they have eyes?
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Post by: Mairte on August 09, 2011, 12:30:10 PM
Arent you glad they dont have ears, like corn? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 09, 2011, 02:00:47 PM
Does eating corn improve your hearing then?
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Post by: maeven on August 09, 2011, 04:45:11 PM
What?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2011, 06:22:33 PM
After all the potatoes and corn I've eaten, why aren't my eyes and ears working better? You think I might have eaten some old potatoes and corn?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 09, 2011, 06:35:23 PM
"Risking the wrath of a wizard" Were you old when you ate them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2011, 08:05:55 PM
That depends...do you consider 700 old?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 09, 2011, 08:08:46 PM
Is that in years or months or days?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 09, 2011, 08:46:54 PM
Isnt one only as old as they feel?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 10, 2011, 01:58:24 AM
Does that not change each day?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2011, 04:24:38 AM
Is that influenced by who I feel?
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Post by: captmarga on August 10, 2011, 01:04:55 PM
Wow, where did that come from?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 10, 2011, 01:27:47 PM
Isn't the real question who came when?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 10, 2011, 06:11:42 PM
"when" is relative, is it not based on location and who is there?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 10, 2011, 08:45:04 PM
is a relative someone you are kin too?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 10, 2011, 10:42:45 PM
I'm lost is anyone else?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 11, 2011, 06:49:38 AM
On this thread, isn't lost the norm?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2011, 06:56:41 AM
Is Norm lost too? What about the coach?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 11, 2011, 07:42:45 AM
Wait, who is Norm coaching?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2011, 08:47:08 AM
Why would Norm coach if Coach was there?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 11, 2011, 10:50:24 AM
Perhaps Norm is coaching the Coach on buying purses by Coach?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 11, 2011, 11:55:54 AM
What's Coach doing with a purse?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2011, 12:49:53 PM
Coach died...did he come back as a purse-carrying Coachess?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 11, 2011, 12:56:38 PM
Isn't a coachess what a Countess uses?
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Post by: captmarga on August 11, 2011, 03:57:36 PM
So, now the Countess is coaching... on what subject?
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Post by: Mairte on August 11, 2011, 09:23:19 PM
Countess, coachess, which is first?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 11, 2011, 10:11:36 PM
Shouldn't a Countess always be first?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 12, 2011, 06:49:09 AM
Countess should be first to do what? Are we talking about sex? AGAIN?!?
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Post by: Mairte on August 12, 2011, 07:06:05 AM
LOL, is your mind in the gutter AGAIN Merlin?  :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 12, 2011, 07:17:54 AM
Did his mind ever leave? The gutter that is.
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 12, 2011, 07:31:01 AM
Isn't it hard to leave the gutter when the spout is clogged?
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Post by: maeven on August 12, 2011, 08:15:39 AM
The spout is clogged? When did this happen?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 12, 2011, 08:33:02 AM
Didn't you know you need to clean the leaves out every spring?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 12, 2011, 12:13:56 PM
Does she have live oaks?
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Post by: Mairte on August 12, 2011, 04:11:45 PM
Wouldnt dead oaks drop more leaves?
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Post by: captmarga on August 12, 2011, 05:34:51 PM
Isn't Merlin's oak only in cask form?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 12, 2011, 06:08:43 PM
Are you saying Merlin's oak belongs in a casket?
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Post by: Mairte on August 12, 2011, 06:22:28 PM
I am thinking it wouldnt only be oak in Merlin's casket?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 12, 2011, 07:11:10 PM
If Merlins casket is Oak, is it lined in black and white lining?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 12, 2011, 08:51:26 PM
wouldn't an oak casket decompose more easily?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2011, 06:05:35 AM
Wouldn't it help if it was filled with Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 13, 2011, 06:37:06 AM
But if it's a casket, isn't it too late to enjoy the Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2011, 07:12:50 AM
Not if I have a straw...do you have one I can borrow?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 13, 2011, 01:16:39 PM
Before I get my straw; is the dead body in the casket with the Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 13, 2011, 01:33:58 PM
Does this conversation remind anyone of the Night Pat Murphy Died?
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Post by: Mairte on August 13, 2011, 02:00:40 PM
What kind of liquor was in his casket? ;D ( I love that song,lol)
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 13, 2011, 02:47:53 PM
When it comes to liquor, does it matter what kind?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2011, 08:16:52 PM
I'm so sorry, Adriana...Was Pat Murphy a good friend of yours?
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Post by: Mairte on August 13, 2011, 08:26:12 PM
What did Pat Murphy die of?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 14, 2011, 07:06:24 AM
What didn't he die of?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 14, 2011, 09:51:57 AM
Wasn't Pat Murphy (R.I.P.) everybody's friend?  :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2011, 09:56:05 AM
Did he frequent Cheers, where everybody knew his name?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 15, 2011, 11:34:53 AM
Anyone know the address for Cheers?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 15, 2011, 11:58:58 AM
Don't you think that everyone has there own "Cheers" in their area?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 15, 2011, 01:03:30 PM
Hmmmm do they know my name at cheers?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 15, 2011, 02:15:52 PM
could someone have told them?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 15, 2011, 02:41:49 PM
Who would have done something like that?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 15, 2011, 03:24:27 PM
Did they do it intentionally?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 15, 2011, 04:33:32 PM
Was the Rabbi wearing his personalized yarmulke?
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Post by: Mairte on August 15, 2011, 04:39:46 PM
Maybe that would do it?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 15, 2011, 09:08:52 PM
Would your name have been written in glittery puffy paint on your personalized kippah?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 15, 2011, 09:23:47 PM
Does anyone still use glittery puffy paint?
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Post by: lady M on August 15, 2011, 09:26:17 PM
Whose name are we talking about?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 15, 2011, 09:48:31 PM
Pat Murphy or Johnny Tarr perhaps aonther song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 15, 2011, 11:14:28 PM
Could it be Jack Daniels to make Merlin happy? :D
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 16, 2011, 07:05:35 AM
Why are we limiting the Jack to Merlin?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 16, 2011, 07:48:36 AM
From written correspondence,  it appears Merlin would swim in jack if given the opportunity do you not agree?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 16, 2011, 07:59:18 AM
is there any doubt?
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Post by: Mairte on August 16, 2011, 11:18:32 AM
I wonder how much a swimming pool full of Jack Daniels (or rum,lol) would cost?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 16, 2011, 11:28:58 AM
May I join in the swimming?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 16, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
Wait, we're going to swim in it???  ??? ;)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 16, 2011, 11:39:03 AM
who said bob o could i thought only merlin was?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 16, 2011, 11:57:07 AM
Has anyone explained to merlin the first eule of swimming in a pool?
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Post by: Mairte on August 16, 2011, 01:28:49 PM
Rabbi, dont you think YOU should explain it to him?
(And Bob, what is this WE stuff,lol??? JK  ;) )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2011, 02:32:02 PM
Do I look like the kind of wizard who has to have it explained to what NOT to do while swimming in a pool of Jack Daniel's?

[I have visited the JD distillery and been in one of the bonded warehouses...I thought I was in heaven...so much Jack Daniel's, so little time!]
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 16, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Can one judge a book by its cover?

(was you singing "Im in Heaven" lol)
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Post by: Mairte on August 16, 2011, 06:58:44 PM
I wonder how much time it would take to DRINK a pool full of Jack Daniels??
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 16, 2011, 08:46:01 PM
I'm in.  Who else is in?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 16, 2011, 08:47:38 PM
I thought Merlin was the only one allowed in the pool?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 16, 2011, 11:03:03 PM
shhh what he doesnt know wont hurt him right?
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Post by: Mairte on August 16, 2011, 11:04:55 PM
Do you think he would notice if just a bit was gone from a whole pool full? :D
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 08:03:56 AM
Don't you know he's a wizard?
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Post by: maeven on August 17, 2011, 08:07:20 AM
Are you serious?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 17, 2011, 08:31:41 AM
Is it worth being turned into a frog for a little bit of Jack?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 17, 2011, 09:03:43 AM
It depends, are you referring to Mad Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2011, 09:15:57 AM
Do you think me so selfish as not to share my swimming pool full of Jack Daniel's? Does anyone have some large straws?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 17, 2011, 09:25:34 AM
would you not have to worry about bugs or things?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 09:35:58 AM
Who needs straws?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2011, 10:21:23 AM
Do you wish to be uncouth?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 17, 2011, 11:12:00 AM
whats gonna keep you from slurping up a bug?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 17, 2011, 11:19:23 AM
Do they make filtered straws?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 11:39:46 AM
could you use a brita filter on the straw?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 17, 2011, 11:41:55 AM
would it fit the straw?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2011, 01:27:20 PM
Why filter? Are pickled bugs bad for you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 17, 2011, 01:40:45 PM
i don't know about buggs but pickled leaves might tickle going down
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Post by: Mairte on August 17, 2011, 02:11:14 PM
Dont you know that SOME leaves are (open for debate) GOOD for you? :D
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 02:16:19 PM
Do we really need to debate the health benefits of tea and other herbal supplements?
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Post by: Mairte on August 17, 2011, 02:19:36 PM
Dont you know I was talking more about mind expanding benefits?  ::) ;D  (Not that I am into it, just playing devil's advocate,lol)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 17, 2011, 02:52:05 PM
are there any benifits to drinking dead tree leaves
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2011, 03:10:16 PM
Mairte, are you now trying to draw the attention away from the inference that you consider illegal substances to be good for you, even though you are right?
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Post by: Mairte on August 17, 2011, 03:39:38 PM
Now, WHY would I do that?  :D
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 17, 2011, 04:42:02 PM
Are we supposed to drink the tea from the leaves or smoke them?
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Post by: Mairte on August 17, 2011, 05:05:50 PM
Couldnt we do both? ;)
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 06:45:29 PM
can we just bake with them?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 17, 2011, 06:55:11 PM
couldn't we be gentile and brew them?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 17, 2011, 09:24:14 PM
Aren't most people already gentiles?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 18, 2011, 08:11:53 AM
whats wrong with being a gentile?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2011, 08:26:37 AM
Isn't that better than being a ceramic tile?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2011, 08:52:51 AM
Have you seen the tiles that look like slate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 18, 2011, 09:06:40 AM
are we slating the pool or tiling it?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 18, 2011, 09:08:16 AM
I thought we were swimming in Jack; when did this turn into a home improvement project?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 18, 2011, 11:12:16 AM
Do they have the steps for making a Jack Daniels swimming pool on the DIY Network?
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 12:08:23 PM
If they did, do you think even more people would be watching? :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 18, 2011, 12:12:56 PM
would it still be a jack daniels pool if we had a regular pool with a few unopened bottles of Jack on the bottom of the pool?
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 12:14:01 PM
Wouldnt that be the cheaper kind of Jack Daniels pool?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 18, 2011, 01:41:28 PM
Does this Jack Daniels pool come in a variety of sizes?
(I'm thinking we need XXXL for this bunch)
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 02:22:38 PM
Would the biggest size available still possibly be too small?  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2011, 02:26:47 PM
Would you be surprised to know that Jack Daniel's is my favourite pool drink?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 18, 2011, 02:58:30 PM
should we tell merlin the Jack daniels on the bottom of the pool isn't real?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2011, 03:16:54 PM
Have you ever seen an ancient wizard go on a rampage after someone withheld his Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 18, 2011, 03:58:18 PM
no would that be an interesting show?
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 03:59:31 PM
Wouldnt it be fun to see him dive in to have to check and see if it was authentic?
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Post by: Yrose on August 18, 2011, 04:15:27 PM
Would a wizard have to dive in?
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 04:46:22 PM
If his powers werent water related, wouldnt he HAVE to?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 18, 2011, 06:47:33 PM
This Jack on the bottom of the pool isn't set up like the quarter super-glued to pavement is it?
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 08:15:34 PM
How did you come up with such a spendid idea??  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2011, 08:17:31 PM
You think I'm crazy enough to drink glue? (Hmmph! I'm going to do a couple of shots of JD!)
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Post by: Mairte on August 18, 2011, 08:20:04 PM
Now Merlin, dont you know we love to tease you?  :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2011, 08:37:27 PM
Why would you want to risk incurring the wrath of a great and powerful wizard—who is not from Oz, by the way—by standing between him and the nectar which makes him the extraordinarily great and noble wizard that he is? ...and if you buy this BS, should we not have you put away forthwith?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 18, 2011, 09:16:09 PM
If the world runs out of JD, what's next in line?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 19, 2011, 12:25:59 AM
You would think it is 3D if you went to a theater lately.  Does everything have to be in 3D?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 19, 2011, 08:01:35 AM
isn't life in 3d
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 19, 2011, 08:58:12 AM
Does 3d give you a headache too?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 19, 2011, 09:55:56 AM
Does it only give you a headache when you wear the glasses?
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Post by: Mairte on August 19, 2011, 11:34:05 AM
Dont movie theatres tend to give headaches, 3-D or not, depending on where you are sitting?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 19, 2011, 01:48:29 PM
would it be the volume of the speakers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2011, 01:56:33 PM
Yeah...the volume of the speakers...don't you wish those people would shut up so you can hear the movie?
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Post by: Yrose on August 19, 2011, 02:54:10 PM
Don't you wish you could smack them for not shutting up?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 19, 2011, 02:56:46 PM
3-D is so yesterday ... what the heck is 4-D?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 19, 2011, 02:57:51 PM
would that mean you see all four sides of it?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 20, 2011, 02:27:04 AM
It actually means you smell it.  Who wants to smell a movie?
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Post by: Mairte on August 20, 2011, 11:44:34 AM
Wouldnt it depend on what you were having to smell?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 20, 2011, 08:07:46 PM
Is anyone else but me still happy with 2-D?
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Post by: Mairte on August 20, 2011, 08:28:03 PM
Would you believe I am not a big fan of 3-D or 4-D either?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 20, 2011, 09:36:44 PM
Should we all meet up for a good old fashioned 2-D matinee?
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Post by: Mairte on August 20, 2011, 10:19:04 PM
Would chick flicks be okay? (The women in my family do this on at least a bi-monthly basis!)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 22, 2011, 11:28:08 AM
would you believe i own a variety of chick flicks
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 22, 2011, 11:31:34 AM
Would you believe that I originally read that as chicks filets?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 22, 2011, 01:08:04 PM
Would you believe I don't own any chick flicks?  ;)
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 22, 2011, 01:09:11 PM
Should we see a Pirate movie instead?
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Post by: Mairte on August 22, 2011, 01:14:15 PM
Pirates Of The Caribbean movies? :)
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Post by: MrHyde on August 22, 2011, 01:24:44 PM
Did you know the number 1 adult film in 2010 was called Pirates?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 22, 2011, 01:27:21 PM
Did you know they made a sequel?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 22, 2011, 02:48:48 PM
did i really need to know that?
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Post by: captmarga on August 22, 2011, 02:57:24 PM
You mean you don't own the DVD?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 22, 2011, 03:13:10 PM
My question is how did Mr. Hyde know about it?  ;) ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 22, 2011, 03:22:41 PM
do we want to know how mr hyde knows about this?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 22, 2011, 04:28:39 PM
Will Mr Hyde send me a copy?
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Post by: Mairte on August 22, 2011, 06:19:14 PM
How many copies does he have?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 22, 2011, 07:16:53 PM
Who in this day and age "owns" adult videos anymore? ;)
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 22, 2011, 07:58:31 PM
Where do I find this Pirates movie?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 22, 2011, 08:20:52 PM
Would you really like to know?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 23, 2011, 07:10:36 AM
Does anyone else want it; strictly for underwear garb research?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2011, 07:25:16 AM
You really think that they are wearing any?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 23, 2011, 07:33:18 AM
I don't remember much underwear, but would you be interested in an interesting use of candles?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 23, 2011, 08:17:04 AM
do we want to know about the candles?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 23, 2011, 08:52:12 AM
Was it a film that discussed how women used to singe off their leg hair with candles?
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Post by: Mairte on August 23, 2011, 09:47:48 AM
Doesnt that sound slightly painful?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 23, 2011, 11:24:24 AM
that sounds very time consuming does it not?
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Post by: captmarga on August 23, 2011, 01:29:30 PM
Gives a whole new meaning to waxing, doesn't it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2011, 06:49:24 PM
Women who do waxing...do they do waning as well?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 23, 2011, 08:32:11 PM
let us sneak off as the waning sun drops below the the well on the hill,  does that not sound nice,  what is up with all this waxing stuff?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2011, 08:33:16 PM
Doesn't that sound like a lot of extra work, BG?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 24, 2011, 08:23:46 AM
would you rather wax or shave?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2011, 09:26:29 AM
Do I look like someone who shaves?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 24, 2011, 09:47:33 AM
who wants to hold merlin down and shave his beard for him?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 24, 2011, 10:12:11 AM
Wouldn't it be more fun to play "Dip the Wiz"?
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Post by: Mairte on August 24, 2011, 01:44:50 PM
What would be the most fun about it? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 24, 2011, 01:51:31 PM
"Dip the Whiz', does your breeze blow that way Rogue?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 24, 2011, 02:45:06 PM
do you think Merlin might not like to be dipped
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Post by: Mairte on August 24, 2011, 03:49:52 PM
But WHY not? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2011, 04:08:54 PM
Who wants to live out their years as a toad?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 24, 2011, 04:15:14 PM
How much rum does one have to drink to EVER consider bullying a wizard?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 24, 2011, 05:09:49 PM
Will it be a cool toad?
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Post by: Mairte on August 24, 2011, 06:59:14 PM
Purple or maybe chartreuse? Or does it have to be plain old brown?  ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2011, 07:38:47 PM
Would a Scottish toad prefer to be a specific tartan? Would that be cool enough for you?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 24, 2011, 08:12:19 PM
Does anyone have a camera handy?  (When this happens I want a picture of it, or video would be even better!)
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Post by: Mairte on August 24, 2011, 08:29:09 PM
Are you going to sell the cool toad pics on ebay? ;D
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 24, 2011, 08:32:37 PM
Ooooh, good idea!  How much do you think I could get for them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2011, 09:49:38 PM
What kind of percentage are you offering the talented, handsome, wise, debonair wizard that can turn his enemies into cool, tartan-coloured toads?
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Post by: Butch on August 24, 2011, 10:50:20 PM
Even if it's 100%, isn't 100% of nothing still nothing?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 24, 2011, 11:05:06 PM
If you have nothing in your hand is that still considered having something?
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Post by: Mairte on August 25, 2011, 08:12:10 AM
But isnt one toad in the hand better than nothing at all?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 25, 2011, 08:26:15 AM
Can we leave the toads to Merlin?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 25, 2011, 08:30:55 AM
are you sure merlin would want the toads?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 25, 2011, 10:25:29 AM
What wizard wouldn't want toads?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 25, 2011, 11:04:55 AM
What about a wizard what's got a surplus of toads in inventory?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 25, 2011, 12:11:17 PM
would that wizard be willing to send some to Merlin?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 25, 2011, 01:43:00 PM
Is Merlin short of toads?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 25, 2011, 02:06:26 PM
Isn't there a chance of toad overload?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 25, 2011, 02:07:28 PM
Merlin, would you consider turning them into cats instead? 
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 25, 2011, 02:08:56 PM
would that depend if merlin wanted to clean up after all the cat?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 25, 2011, 02:10:40 PM
Rather than cats instead, wouldn't some prefer cats in river?
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Post by: Mairte on August 25, 2011, 02:22:52 PM
Catfish?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 25, 2011, 02:44:27 PM
do you know they bite?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 25, 2011, 02:49:20 PM
Catfish are bottomfeeders, aren't they?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 25, 2011, 02:57:03 PM
Did you know that there's a location here in Arkansas called Toad Suck and they have catfish, and they even have a Toad Suck festival each year?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 25, 2011, 03:08:49 PM
why do i want to eat a catfish? I don't like fish
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 25, 2011, 09:04:17 PM
Are you Catholic? (that's why I don't care much for fish....)
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Post by: MrHyde on August 25, 2011, 10:15:06 PM
Are Catholics not fond of fish?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 26, 2011, 07:29:23 AM
Aren't you worried about mercury poisoning?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2011, 07:38:27 AM
If you had been forced to eat fish on Fridays for most of your young life, would you still like fish?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 26, 2011, 07:56:39 AM
no i'm not catholic but would you believe that i love shell fish? others not so much
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Post by: Mairte on August 26, 2011, 08:15:55 AM
Wouldnt anybody raised as a catholic have a phobia about eating fish? (Urrg. ME! I have been happy not to participate in that for over 28 years!)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 26, 2011, 08:37:16 AM
I didn't grow up liking fish, but is it okay if now, I do - especially, if it's an Italian dish?!
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 26, 2011, 08:40:32 AM
would you believe i have friends who eat raw fish with onions?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 26, 2011, 08:41:54 AM
Oh, did I forget to mention that I frequently eat sushi and sashimi?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 26, 2011, 09:39:33 AM
is that anything like ceviche?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 26, 2011, 09:46:19 AM
Should I say, "Gesundheit"?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2011, 01:24:22 PM
If you speak German, why not?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 26, 2011, 01:37:25 PM
did Jack sneeze?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2011, 01:59:10 PM
Did Jack Daniel's?  (...see how I worked that in?)
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Post by: Mairte on August 26, 2011, 02:41:57 PM
Can everyone tell Merlin loves his Jack Daniels? ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 26, 2011, 03:37:54 PM
So why would someone sneeze Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 26, 2011, 04:00:10 PM
would that mean they were breathing jack daniels?
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Post by: Mairte on August 26, 2011, 06:51:43 PM
Are you saying Merlin lives and breathes Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 26, 2011, 06:59:57 PM
Well, he does, doesn't he?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 26, 2011, 07:28:52 PM
I wonder, does sushi taste good with Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 27, 2011, 06:03:15 AM
If you knew Sushi, like I know Sushi, would you have a drink of Jack Daniel's with her?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 27, 2011, 07:57:16 AM
who says i like sushi or jack?
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Post by: Mairte on August 27, 2011, 01:07:52 PM
Do you not like either of them?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 27, 2011, 01:46:47 PM
Can I have the rice over the sushi?
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Post by: Mairte on August 27, 2011, 02:39:44 PM
Do you want soy sauce too?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 27, 2011, 07:52:22 PM
Adriana, doesn't the rice go under the sushi?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 27, 2011, 08:03:04 PM
sushi, an excuse to not cook fish,,  who eats uncooked fish???
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Post by: MrHyde on August 27, 2011, 10:08:32 PM
Don't polar bears like uncooked fish?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 28, 2011, 07:17:54 AM
Who eats sushi?  What am I, chopped liver?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 28, 2011, 09:16:07 AM
Do you like chopped liver as much as I do?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 28, 2011, 09:51:33 AM
How much do you like chopped liver?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 28, 2011, 11:32:10 AM
Quote from: MrHyde on August 27, 2011, 10:08:32 PM
Don't polar bears like uncooked fish?

Who eats uncooked fish, not what
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 28, 2011, 12:54:01 PM
Does chopped liver taste better'n sliced liver, or can you not slice it?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 28, 2011, 02:49:36 PM
whether it is sliced or chopped , does it really make a difference?
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Post by: Mairte on August 28, 2011, 06:47:09 PM
Does anyone else find it absolutely disgusting?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 28, 2011, 07:45:28 PM
Is that a nice thing to say about Beckgam462?
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Post by: beckgam462 on August 28, 2011, 07:57:45 PM
do not care if it is nice or not;  Do you not agee??/ :D
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Post by: Mairte on August 28, 2011, 09:06:23 PM
That Beckgam462 or liver is disgusting or both? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 29, 2011, 05:44:25 AM
Is it disgusting that I enjoy a plate of calf liver smothered in onions and bacon (MMMMmmmm!), or that I'll each fried chicken livers like popcorn, and that as a result, I'll probably only live another couple hundred years because of cholesterol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 29, 2011, 07:26:57 AM
What's so terrible about chicken livers? (Though I only ate them when I was pregnant,lol)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 29, 2011, 09:51:35 AM
whos trying to get us to eat livers?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 29, 2011, 09:56:55 AM
Pate, anyone?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 29, 2011, 10:06:03 AM
Is it bald?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 29, 2011, 10:49:04 AM
Every seen a furry liver?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on August 29, 2011, 11:04:28 AM
why would you want to?
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Post by: Mairte on August 29, 2011, 12:37:09 PM
Would the furry liver be one with mold on it? (ewwwww!!)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 29, 2011, 12:50:37 PM
are yall trying to make me sick? (ewwww)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 29, 2011, 01:34:16 PM
Isnt penicillin made out of some kind of mold?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 29, 2011, 02:00:28 PM
are you trying to kill me now?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 29, 2011, 04:37:46 PM
Eeeeew, when did this turn into a gross out session?
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Post by: lady M on August 29, 2011, 09:27:23 PM
what in tarnations is PATE?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Adriana Rose on August 29, 2011, 10:42:56 PM
Ground up goose liver  :P it just is nasty stuff. Can we just talk about rainbows or kitties or something?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on August 29, 2011, 11:37:19 PM
You want to talk about ground up kitties?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 30, 2011, 07:46:22 AM
mr. hyde are you trying to make me sad or sick
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on August 30, 2011, 08:14:05 AM
I am SICK of not getting any rain, did you get any?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 30, 2011, 09:51:13 AM
Any rain? How does 12 inches in 24 hours sound? (Thanks, Hurricane Irene!   :()



(edited into a question. oops  :P)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on August 30, 2011, 10:58:11 AM
For Texas that sounds like what we need.
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Post by: Mairte on August 30, 2011, 11:39:59 AM
Who wants to stand in the rain? (NOT the 12 inches in 24 hour variety of course!!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 30, 2011, 12:11:15 PM
can i stand int he rain? I want some rain
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 30, 2011, 12:18:21 PM
Isn't it supposed to rain in Houston by Friday?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 30, 2011, 02:09:28 PM
Wouldn't the rain just bead up on the dry desert floor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 30, 2011, 02:17:34 PM
why don't yall just send the rain to me?
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Post by: MrHyde on August 30, 2011, 02:21:18 PM
Can we keep some of it?
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Post by: Betty Munro on August 30, 2011, 02:40:35 PM
With all this rain; is anyone going to take pictures of the rainbow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 30, 2011, 03:39:23 PM
I wonder if there would be any double rainbows?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 30, 2011, 03:51:34 PM
would you believe i've followed a double rainbow for 30-40 minutes
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Post by: Mairte on August 30, 2011, 04:34:08 PM
Is there such a thing as a triple rainbow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 30, 2011, 04:54:56 PM
Have you not ever seen a triple rainbow?
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Post by: Mairte on August 30, 2011, 05:46:38 PM
Have you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on August 30, 2011, 05:47:43 PM
RAINBOWS what are they made of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 30, 2011, 08:44:18 PM
Are they made of SKITTLES? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 30, 2011, 09:28:04 PM
Are you talking about Beckgam again? (Mairte, I have seen a triple on one occasion, doubles a few times...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on August 30, 2011, 11:17:06 PM
Merlin, were you sober when you saw it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 31, 2011, 06:44:33 AM
Would you believe I've seen double rainbows too? (and yes, I was sober...  ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 31, 2011, 07:26:15 AM
Boy, didn't I see some fantastic rainbows while I was in Scotland?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 08:28:32 AM
Hyde, are you inferring that I may occasionally drink a touch more than normally prescribed as moderate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 31, 2011, 08:30:10 AM
why would you think that Merlin?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 31, 2011, 10:06:37 AM
So who decides what is moderate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 10:09:15 AM
That isn't a political question, is it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on August 31, 2011, 11:07:15 AM
Since bungee jumping is X-TREEM, wouldn't anything else by definition be moderate?

(Picture Merlin with an X-TREEM bottle of JD  ;D)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 11:15:40 AM
Can I have a bottle of X-TREEM alchohol too? (The rum or tequila kind please.)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 11:26:43 AM
Would it be immoderate of me to use a big straw on a barrel of Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 31, 2011, 11:41:34 AM
would that depend on how much Jack you plan to drink in one setting
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 12:41:03 PM
How much JD CAN Merlin drink at a time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 12:43:36 PM
Doesn't everyone pace themselves?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on August 31, 2011, 12:52:32 PM
how would i know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on August 31, 2011, 02:21:40 PM
Do I need a Pace Car for that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 03:24:50 PM
Would a Pace car help at all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 03:41:22 PM
Would it not be dangerous to drive a pace car while under the influence of Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 04:27:49 PM
Wouldnt it be dangerous to drive ANY car (well, maybe except a matchbox one) under the influence of Jack Daniels?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 31, 2011, 04:52:34 PM
When are we going to see Merlin drink while bungee jumping?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 06:00:33 PM
Or jumping out of an airplane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 06:29:48 PM
When a wizard is acrophobic, do you really think you'll ever see him bungee jump or parachute, with or without Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on August 31, 2011, 06:53:16 PM
I am curious how much JD it would take to overcome the acrophobic? Maybe if someone was comatose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 31, 2011, 08:20:53 PM
Are you saying Merlin (or perhaps someone else) is comatose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2011, 08:42:50 PM
Could we take this in a different direction...just for a couple days? (you're making me nervous  :-\ )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Ian Maxwell on August 31, 2011, 08:48:32 PM
Do wizards really get nervous? Would you feel better if I gave you a Jack ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 01, 2011, 07:32:11 AM
Who wouldn't feel better with a shot of Jack?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 01, 2011, 07:48:07 AM
would jack make bob feel better
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 01, 2011, 08:06:50 AM
Could anyone make Bob feel anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 01, 2011, 08:20:49 AM
Why are you picking on BobO?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 01, 2011, 08:23:10 AM
But doesnt BobO LIKE us to pick on him? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 01, 2011, 08:54:20 AM
well why shouldn't we pick at Bob O
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 01, 2011, 10:14:56 AM
Does BobO have a scab to pick at too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 01, 2011, 10:27:38 AM
What is the number one reason we shouldnt tease Bob?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 01, 2011, 11:14:01 AM
Does Bob have a very long sword?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 01, 2011, 11:59:19 AM
i haven't met bob how would i know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 01, 2011, 12:14:19 PM
Is it okay if we don't discuss the length of my sword?  ;) ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 01, 2011, 01:11:06 PM
Does the Dona think about anything other than the length of a man's sword?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 01, 2011, 02:23:27 PM
why don't you ask her?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 01, 2011, 02:50:51 PM
Well, we can we talk about the weight of his mace?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 01, 2011, 07:57:19 PM
Would you believe that was the funniest thing I've read all day?  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Betty Munro on September 01, 2011, 08:11:18 PM
Are you trying to tell us that it isn't the size of the sword, but the sharpness of the steel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 02, 2011, 06:39:49 AM
Or do you mean it's not the size of a man's sword but the weight of his mace?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 02, 2011, 09:13:52 AM
YAWN! - When can we start using female body-part innuendo?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 02, 2011, 09:14:33 AM
why would we want to do that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 02, 2011, 10:06:10 AM
I dunno, Lady C - equal time, maybe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 02, 2011, 11:28:01 AM
Who ever has enough time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 02, 2011, 11:38:48 AM
would you take a 25hour day if one was available?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on September 02, 2011, 05:05:29 PM
Wouldn't our employers just find a way to make us work that extra hour?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 02, 2011, 09:14:17 PM
what if they didn't?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on September 03, 2011, 12:14:10 AM
What if they did?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2011, 09:17:18 AM
Jack, can you think of any innuendo that won't get us kicked off of here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 03, 2011, 09:30:57 AM
How many tacos should an average male have eaten by age 60 ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2011, 09:42:37 AM
With or without rabbit food?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 03, 2011, 08:47:49 PM
how many rabbit tacos can you eat in 60 minutes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 03, 2011, 10:18:32 PM
would you believe rabbit is good to eat? a little salty but good
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2011, 10:22:40 PM
Have you mentioned this to Bugs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 03, 2011, 10:28:47 PM
Has Bugs changed diet from carrots to tacos ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 04, 2011, 06:50:23 PM
Doesnt Bugs errrmmmm RABBIT taste almost like chicken?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on September 05, 2011, 02:04:10 AM
What did the first person to eat chicken say it tasted like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 05, 2011, 06:28:37 AM
Do you think, perhaps, they said it tasted like Grog, the caveman?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 05, 2011, 01:26:02 PM
So if everything taste like chiken....What does chicken taste like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 05, 2011, 01:30:44 PM
Uh, chicken?   ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 05, 2011, 02:15:46 PM
wait who ate the caveman and why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 05, 2011, 02:28:42 PM
(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/425_caveman_lawyer2.jpg)

       Not naming names but, how many eat flesh these days anywho ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 05, 2011, 06:00:26 PM
I wonder how many vegetarians there are as opposed to carnivores?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 05, 2011, 07:25:53 PM
If you are a vegetarian would that make you a V8 for vampires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 05, 2011, 08:08:33 PM
Is there such a thing as vegetarian vampires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 05, 2011, 08:09:53 PM
Do vegetarian vampires go for beets?
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Post by: beckgam462 on September 05, 2011, 08:28:48 PM
Do beets taste good in stewed rabbit?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 05, 2011, 11:51:53 PM
Should you get a rabbit drunk or should P.E.T.A. be left out of this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 06, 2011, 07:15:43 AM
If we're making rabbit stew, shouldn't People Eat the Tasty Animal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 06, 2011, 10:19:02 AM
why isn't peta people for eating tasty animals
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 06, 2011, 10:21:04 AM
Who runs the organization for Animals Eating Tasty People?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 06, 2011, 11:43:03 AM
How would they know which people are tasty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 06, 2011, 11:58:03 AM
would they have possibly licked them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 06, 2011, 03:52:33 PM
Wouldnt grizzly bears or lions do more than that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 07, 2011, 09:57:11 AM
whos a grizzly? and whos a lion?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 07, 2011, 11:33:09 AM
Lions, tigers and bears, is that a quote?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 07, 2011, 11:48:53 AM
Why do I feel the need to say "Oh My!"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2011, 11:51:08 AM
If we are to be discussing wizards, should I not be included in the conversation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 07, 2011, 12:16:38 PM
Were we discussing wizards? (I lost track!  :D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 07, 2011, 12:24:40 PM
if i say wizard would that include merlin?
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Post by: Mairte on September 07, 2011, 12:35:22 PM
Are you saying Merlin might NOT be a wizard?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2011, 08:19:48 PM
Do you dare to test me, mortal?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 07, 2011, 08:39:04 PM
Is it multiple choice or essay?
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Post by: beckgam462 on September 07, 2011, 09:39:53 PM
multiple choice, but you need to decide whether you use the iostream or cmath libraries?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 07, 2011, 10:42:27 PM
why can't we use Hexadecimal or cobol? I know I that should confuse someone.
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Post by: MrHyde on September 07, 2011, 11:24:54 PM
Why not just use good ole binary?
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Post by: Betty Munro on September 07, 2011, 11:31:23 PM
Mairte, are you stirring up Merlin again???
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 08, 2011, 05:42:53 AM
Did you know that when counting in binary this is 4?
(http://archer.gamebanana.com/img/ico/sprays/greg-chappell-middle-finger.jpg)

It's true!
(http://www.yournextgift.com/images/2007/09/binary_finger_tee.jpg)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 08, 2011, 07:20:33 AM
So would it then be an insult if I said, "Four you?"
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Post by: MrHyde on September 08, 2011, 07:49:15 AM
Do then does One Four One equal Two?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 08, 2011, 08:56:15 AM
Merlin are you telling Rogue he's on your number one list
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2011, 11:58:13 AM
What's wrong with being someone's number one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 08, 2011, 12:05:50 PM
Wasn't Riker #2 but was called #1?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 08, 2011, 01:14:12 PM
Are we doing rennie math again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 08, 2011, 01:18:42 PM
Where is Jules?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 08, 2011, 01:53:28 PM
is she hiding from Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 08, 2011, 03:08:39 PM
Am I that scary looking?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 08, 2011, 03:24:54 PM
who is suposed to be scared of you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 08, 2011, 04:14:42 PM
Anybody with sense? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 08, 2011, 05:31:41 PM
Mairte, would you like to join those frogs you found?  :P
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Post by: Archer on September 08, 2011, 05:54:04 PM
How much to impose a few dozen warts (no frogs) upon a selected worthy candidate ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 08, 2011, 06:39:37 PM
If I join the frogs does it have to be in frog form? :D
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Post by: Betty Munro on September 08, 2011, 09:47:15 PM
Are you going to kiss the frogs?
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Post by: Mairte on September 08, 2011, 11:27:43 PM
Will they all turn into handsome princes? :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 09, 2011, 01:09:26 AM
Maybe, but won't the princesses get worts?
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Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 01:49:08 AM
Ah, but will the Prince get the taco ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 09, 2011, 07:09:37 AM
Do tacos give you warts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 09, 2011, 07:24:24 AM
LOL, would you want tacos even if they gave you warts? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 09, 2011, 08:06:03 AM
Do you really think frog tacos would be tasty?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 09:10:17 AM
why do you want to eat a poor little frog?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 09, 2011, 09:13:46 AM
Did you know last year the Texas Renaissance Festival sold fried frog legs?
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Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 09:22:20 AM
Yes, but weren't tacos a more popularly desired item at the evening camp area ?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 09, 2011, 09:23:46 AM
I believe fish tacos were weren't they Archer?
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Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 09:28:11 AM
Isn't the flavor and content of a Texas taco controlled more by the particular vendor's activity on the day of the transaction ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 09:34:36 AM
do i really want to know?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2011, 09:55:19 AM
Is it enough to simply believe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 11:02:23 AM
Are you not the person who believes a good taco should be thoroughly pounded by a worthy mace ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 11:16:42 AM
wouldn't that become taco salad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2011, 11:50:15 AM
You use a mace to eat taco salad? Isn't a fork good enough for you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 12:02:29 PM
Does a strong Texas female prefer a mace over having her salad tossed ?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 09, 2011, 01:01:52 PM
Do you prefer jelly or syrup?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 01:22:29 PM
would that depend on what i'm putting it on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on September 09, 2011, 01:35:36 PM
Do you want jelly or syrup on TACOS?  :o :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 01:42:15 PM
(https://si1.twimg.com/profile_images/347053532/thumbs_up_bigger.jpg)

It will do but,  isn't cool whip the customary taco topping ?   (http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr2othsXI71qflpc1o1_500.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 01:46:36 PM
do you get the feeling we arent talking about real tacos?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 01:59:59 PM
Yes, but do feelings matter when selecting a taco topping ?  (http://www.mikesfreegifs.com/main4/assortedholiday/heart.gif)
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 09, 2011, 02:01:51 PM
Wouldn't your taco get sticky with too many toppings on it?
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Post by: Mairte on September 09, 2011, 02:13:47 PM
We are talking about sticky tacos now? :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 02:35:29 PM
how many toppings is too many?
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Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 02:39:34 PM
Depends on the tastebuds of the beholder, so shall we discuss seafood instead ?   (http://th173.photobucket.com/albums/w49/kimobean/th_Clam-pa.jpg)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 09, 2011, 03:47:34 PM
Archer, are you testing the limits?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 09, 2011, 03:50:14 PM
is there any doubts?
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Post by: Archer on September 09, 2011, 03:58:32 PM
Do you think this number of fair damsels would be returning to check this sthread so often,  if not having fun and curious as to what may come next ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 10, 2011, 08:01:17 AM
would it be that we are curious as to what the boys are going to say next
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2011, 08:15:16 AM
Are you putting all the blame on the dudes and excluding the dudettes?
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Post by: Archer on September 10, 2011, 11:38:01 AM
Are we having fun with this process of making others smile ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2011, 02:11:21 PM
With your sheet-metal face, how are we supposed to know if you're smiling or sticking your tongue out at us?
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Post by: Archer on September 10, 2011, 02:30:37 PM
Always smiling, are not all who joyfully trek to renfaires ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2011, 02:58:33 PM
Does that have a built-in tube with which you can sip an ale?
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Post by: Archer on September 10, 2011, 04:06:24 PM
Does a bear poop in the woods ?   ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 10, 2011, 04:07:40 PM
where else is he going to go?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2011, 05:15:40 PM
Don't they ever use the privies in the parks?
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Post by: Betty Munro on September 10, 2011, 07:47:04 PM
Are trees in parks meant to be peed on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 10, 2011, 08:39:03 PM
When a bear get's its poop on is it grey?
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Post by: Archer on September 11, 2011, 11:15:28 AM
Would that be a question that could potentially move minds/thoughts a kingdom away from the food and weapons arena ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 11, 2011, 01:24:56 PM
how did we get onto bears and their bathroom habits?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 11, 2011, 02:07:51 PM
How did we get bears into bathrooms?  ???
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 11, 2011, 04:41:13 PM
Is it because Americans like bathroom humor, or just clean bears?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 11, 2011, 05:46:19 PM
Should a grizzly just walk in to the nearest neighborhood Bear Wash?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 12, 2011, 09:14:38 AM
so where would i find a bear wash?
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Post by: Mairte on September 12, 2011, 09:46:22 AM
Does a bear wash in the woods too?
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Post by: Archer on September 12, 2011, 03:36:04 PM
How much is the worker's compensation insurance premium for a bear wash employee ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 12, 2011, 03:58:41 PM
is it automatic or does someone wash the bears?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 12, 2011, 04:16:14 PM
Are bear washers bare?
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Post by: Mairte on September 12, 2011, 04:26:52 PM
What if they were? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2011, 05:32:56 AM
Is it true that the bare bear washers can barely bear the smell of the wet bear hair?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 13, 2011, 06:50:46 AM
LOL--how are you going to follow that?  ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 13, 2011, 08:10:10 AM
who is bob following now?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 13, 2011, 08:14:37 AM
Did you just change the subject?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 13, 2011, 09:19:12 AM
what me change the subject?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2011, 09:23:50 AM
Which of His Majesty's subjects needed changing?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 13, 2011, 12:28:28 PM
Could it be one of the unwashed bears? Or are bears not His Majesty's subjects?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 13, 2011, 12:55:17 PM
would changing the cloths be considering changing a subject?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 13, 2011, 01:55:06 PM
Don't altar cloths get changed when the seasons change?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 13, 2011, 05:54:10 PM
How often should I change wash cloths?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 13, 2011, 06:02:53 PM
Why would a bear need a wash cloth?
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Post by: Mairte on September 13, 2011, 06:20:09 PM
If bears need wash rags how do they wash them?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 13, 2011, 06:55:55 PM
what do you make bear washcloths out of?
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Post by: Betty Munro on September 13, 2011, 08:58:34 PM
Who is bare and needs washing?
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Post by: Mairte on September 13, 2011, 10:48:14 PM
Please tell me NOT the wizard? :D (Sorry Merlin, I couldnt resist!)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 14, 2011, 08:01:59 AM
shouldn't we leave washing the wizard to nim?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 14, 2011, 09:23:36 AM
Don't you think she'd rather wash the bear? ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 14, 2011, 11:01:06 AM
Is that easier than bathing a cat?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 14, 2011, 11:31:14 AM
wouldn't bathing anything be easier than bathing a cat?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 14, 2011, 01:44:07 PM
Did you know for some reason that made me think of a 400 pound Sumo wrestler?
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Post by: captmarga on September 14, 2011, 02:19:51 PM
Isn't 400 pounds considered a lightweight in Sumo?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 14, 2011, 02:26:49 PM
how would i know how much a normal sumo weighs?
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Post by: drow on September 14, 2011, 02:36:36 PM
doesn't everyone know that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2011, 02:38:22 PM
Did you know that the average weight for a sumo wrestler is 422 pounds, and height is 6-foot 2 inches?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 14, 2011, 02:43:22 PM
merlin are you looking this up?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 14, 2011, 05:02:39 PM
OK, but what's a henway?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 14, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
A place for hens to walk on?
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Post by: Butch on September 14, 2011, 08:26:33 PM
Isn't an open flame a place for hens to wok on?
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Post by: Mairte on September 14, 2011, 10:31:39 PM
Are we talking about bathing hens and Sumo wrestlers now? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 15, 2011, 04:40:52 AM
Have you seen sumo wrestling bathing hens? ...and Jack, if they're dressed, wouldn't a henway about 4 pounds?
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Post by: Mairte on September 15, 2011, 08:20:46 AM
What about hens bathing sumo wrestlers and bears?  :D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 15, 2011, 08:45:28 AM
how long are we gonna talk of washing bears sumos and hens?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 15, 2011, 08:48:32 AM
Would you rather talk about bare sumo wresters bathing hens?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 15, 2011, 10:48:23 AM
Its nearly lunch, can we discuss grilled chicken instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 15, 2011, 10:59:13 AM
Do you plan to waterboard them while they're being grilled, or ask questions nicely?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 15, 2011, 11:33:24 AM
who let merlin in the kitchen?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on September 15, 2011, 11:49:07 AM
Did he jump over the baby gate?
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Post by: Mairte on September 15, 2011, 12:14:00 PM
Or did he charm the lock off the front door?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 15, 2011, 12:33:56 PM
why didn't invest in the merlin proff lock?
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Post by: Archer on September 15, 2011, 01:12:15 PM
Why would anyone believe Merlin can't pick locks ?  (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-C7HfAoBN3AI/TfdK6iybpsI/AAAAAAAADzs/kj5WJF6ShCo/s640/sh.jpg)

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Post by: Mairte on September 15, 2011, 01:30:40 PM
Do you think wizards must stoop to picking locks?
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Post by: Archer on September 15, 2011, 01:36:06 PM
Isn't stooping necessary when the important locks are located below a good wench's waistline ?
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Post by: Mairte on September 15, 2011, 08:38:13 PM
Ah!! Stooping or kneeling? ;D
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 15, 2011, 09:39:38 PM
is there much of a difference?
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Post by: Archer on September 15, 2011, 10:03:31 PM
Is success more important than stance ?
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Post by: Mairte on September 15, 2011, 10:50:28 PM
Isnt success always the goal?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 16, 2011, 07:11:59 AM
Who scored the goal?
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Post by: Mairte on September 16, 2011, 07:39:28 AM
How would we find out?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 07:48:47 AM
wouldn't someone know?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 08:34:52 AM
isnt it time to change the subject?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 16, 2011, 09:07:05 AM
Is time to start talking about alcohol again?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 09:12:54 AM
why would we want to do that?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 10:36:43 AM
why wouldnt we?
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Post by: Mairte on September 16, 2011, 10:41:06 AM
Arent there many subjects to discuss?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 10:46:40 AM
Why dont you pick one?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 11:26:31 AM
can we discuss chocolate?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 11:28:40 AM
do you like chocolate?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 11:32:55 AM
who doesn't?
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Post by: Archer on September 16, 2011, 11:48:55 AM
Have you not heard to beware of those who hate chocolate ?   http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=170602505715 (http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=170602505715)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2011, 01:36:07 PM
If I only like dark chocolate, does that make me racist?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 01:38:37 PM
Does the ACLU know about this?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 01:44:36 PM
what does the aclu know about chocolate?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2011, 01:46:30 PM
Isn't that the American Chocolate Lovers Union?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 16, 2011, 03:13:30 PM
If I love Swiss chocolate, can I still be in the union or is it for lovers of American chocolate only?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 03:14:25 PM
would it be for all chocolate lovers
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2011, 03:57:57 PM
Is it American chocolate, or American's who are chocolate lovers? (Where is the head of the ACLU when you need him/her?)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 16, 2011, 08:49:33 PM
Europeans don't care for American chocolate, do they?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2011, 09:02:17 PM
If you had tasted both, would you?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 16, 2011, 09:08:13 PM
does this taste test include Americans and Europeans or just the Chocolate?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 16, 2011, 09:12:18 PM
what do Europeans taste like?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 16, 2011, 09:15:04 PM
Would anyone else care to say it?    SORRY Chicken it had to be done
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 16, 2011, 09:46:25 PM
whos eating the europeans?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 16, 2011, 10:37:05 PM
Isn't it the European men?
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Post by: beckgam462 on September 16, 2011, 11:30:44 PM
European men are why words like bromance have been included in Websters dictionary this year,

Bromance  "Bro"  as in male friend of the same gender, mance as in romance, What is this world coming

why can't d--khead ( also known as Richard Crainum) be a word? 
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 17, 2011, 07:56:10 AM
Do I need to get a 2X4?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 17, 2011, 08:05:29 AM
Is that the same as a 4x2?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 17, 2011, 12:20:51 PM
Doesn't it depend on how you look at it?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 17, 2011, 08:24:23 PM
I donno but you should ask my brother, He got whacked in the head with one a few times.

Cant we just go with the plank thing?
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Post by: Butch on September 17, 2011, 08:53:12 PM
Who's gonna walk the plank?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 17, 2011, 09:12:45 PM
Walk the plank? Is that short for plankton? How do you get a collar on plankton so you can walk them?!?!?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 18, 2011, 12:57:54 AM
Wasn't Plankton an evil genius in Bikini Bottoms?
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Post by: Archer on September 18, 2011, 03:14:16 AM
Do you want to see anything that even resembles a plank or plankton in bikini bottoms?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 18, 2011, 07:38:35 AM
Does plankton have an older sister?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2011, 08:31:56 AM
Might you be referring to Amoeba, better known to her friends as Amy?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 18, 2011, 09:55:03 AM
Is she kosher?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2011, 10:08:09 AM
Why? Do you plan on having her pickled?
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Post by: Hoowil on September 18, 2011, 10:33:49 AM
Did yo make sure she's of drinking age?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2011, 11:42:24 AM
The pickle?!?
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Post by: Archer on September 18, 2011, 01:04:20 PM
The dill, the sweet or the inebriated type pickle ?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 19, 2011, 12:31:43 AM
Who's pickle?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 19, 2011, 07:49:05 AM
Don't ya know I was asking if amoebae were kosher, not pickles?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 19, 2011, 08:53:15 AM
why are you talking about pickles?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 19, 2011, 11:22:30 AM
I see a lot of pickle juice at fair, but why so few actual pickles?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 19, 2011, 12:14:13 PM
How do you make pickle juice anyway? Squeeze pickles?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 19, 2011, 12:17:21 PM
wouldn't that seem like the easiest solution?
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Post by: Archer on September 19, 2011, 02:10:03 PM
Are easy solutions the better type of solutions when there is a choice ?
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Post by: captmarga on September 19, 2011, 03:14:30 PM
We have a choice???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2011, 03:15:12 PM
"To be or not to be"...isn't that the question?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 19, 2011, 03:17:41 PM
is the question to be a pickle fan or not?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2011, 03:20:15 PM
My eyes are failing...would you believe I first read that as "pickle fart?"
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Post by: Archer on September 19, 2011, 03:39:09 PM
                (http://tobyspinks.com/images/bob_farrell_pickle.jpg)

Yes, but do you want a pickle that is easier to read, old fart ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 19, 2011, 03:44:58 PM
did archer just call merlin an old fart? :o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2011, 04:50:31 PM
How do you politely tell a friend to kiss your donkey?  ::) ;)
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Post by: Archer on September 19, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
How does one elderly fart pass along a hug and hand shake to another, using a keyboard ?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 19, 2011, 11:38:27 PM
Wouldn't it be easier to meet and share a tankard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2011, 06:25:12 AM
What if one of the elderly farts has cooties?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 07:31:35 AM
Do cooties exsist?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 08:52:05 AM
if they do how do you know know if you have them?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 09:12:35 AM
do they make you itch?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 09:44:34 AM
Doesn't it matter where the cootie bites you as to the degree of the itch?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 09:51:59 AM
would it depend on the one bit?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 10:12:00 AM
Are you saying that different people have different reactions to the bite of a cootie?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 10:36:20 AM
Isnt a cootie the same animal as a crab louse?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 11:20:41 AM
have you seen a louse?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 11:27:39 AM
do you have pictures?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 20, 2011, 11:33:23 AM
Who do you want pictures of?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 11:47:50 AM
would it be a louse?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 12:42:11 PM
are they photogenic?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 20, 2011, 12:52:04 PM
Have you ever seen a louse shy away from the camera?  (Wait...) 
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 12:53:18 PM
whos chasing the louse?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 20, 2011, 12:54:19 PM
Would a mouse chase a louse in a Dr. Seuss book?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 20, 2011, 01:05:41 PM
Are we heading back to the vessel with the pestle?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 01:08:49 PM
Do you put the louse in the vessel and smash it with the pestle?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 20, 2011, 01:17:15 PM
wait whos smashing what?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 20, 2011, 01:21:33 PM
Arent you smashing a  louse in the vessel with the pestle?
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Post by: Mairte on September 20, 2011, 08:05:00 PM
Doesnt everyone want to smash a louse?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 08:31:49 PM
Why do you have somethings against louses?  Aren't they part of the Almighty's creation also?
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Post by: Archer on September 20, 2011, 08:33:22 PM
Does not MrHyde make a good point with that observation ?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 08:34:32 PM
Do you think the observation was pointed?  (I hope not)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2011, 08:44:36 PM
Is that observation loaded? Do you think you should be pointing it at anyone?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 20, 2011, 08:46:14 PM
Why would anyone want to save a louse?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2011, 08:47:55 PM
We're in a recession, aren't we? Shouldn't we all be saving our lice?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 20, 2011, 09:03:36 PM
Are the lice in peril?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2011, 09:07:20 PM
Would that be Peril, France?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 20, 2011, 09:45:11 PM
Wouldn't it be Le Peril, France?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 20, 2011, 11:26:15 PM
Are we saying the people of France have lice?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 06:41:10 AM
Wasn't that person saying the French are lousy?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 07:04:10 AM
Do the French eat lice with their snails?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 07:24:49 AM
Do the French have snails for pets or house guests?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 08:24:02 AM
do i looke like i've been to france?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 08:26:10 AM
What does someone who has been to france look like?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 08:48:15 AM
Can you really TELL from their looks?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 08:52:05 AM
can you have a french look without going to France?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 09:01:12 AM
I am puzzled, what would a French look be exactly?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 09:20:27 AM
couldnt you tell by the berets?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 09:35:31 AM
are you wearing a beret?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 09:47:02 AM
Do i look like a mime?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 21, 2011, 10:21:16 AM
Are mimes from France?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 10:45:11 AM
Isnt it a requirement?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 10:51:38 AM
Would I guess wrong if a French look had something to do with sticking your tongue out at someone?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 10:53:49 AM
Maybe a person could tell from a French kiss? :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 10:55:18 AM
Aren't you too close to look for a French look if your close enough to kiss?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 10:57:43 AM
what if you had an extra long tounge?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 11:11:32 AM
how close is too close?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 12:14:26 PM
do you have a ruler?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 12:47:01 PM
Isn't his name Obama?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 12:49:17 PM
jack are you saying you named your tape measure Obama?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 01:15:57 PM
What else could you name a tape measure?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 01:25:14 PM
do people often name their tape measure?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 01:29:01 PM
wouldnt that be ridiculous?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 21, 2011, 01:33:05 PM
Is it more ridiculous to name your car?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 01:45:02 PM
what else do you name?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 21, 2011, 01:47:21 PM
Possibly something unmentionable in an open forum?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 01:50:30 PM
What do you think of the name "Stanley"?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 02:07:16 PM
didn't someone already name their tape measure stanley?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 21, 2011, 02:12:48 PM
Wernt we talking about something unmentionable?
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Post by: captmarga on September 21, 2011, 02:40:30 PM
You mean we actually TALK about our unmentionables here?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 21, 2011, 03:30:14 PM
whos talking about their unmentionables?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2011, 03:32:39 PM
You don't read me mentioning them, now do you?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 03:38:06 PM
WHAT unmentionals CAN we decide to mention? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 21, 2011, 06:09:11 PM
Didn't I tell you not to mention that?
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Post by: Mairte on September 21, 2011, 06:11:21 PM
If I dont mention it, will other people rebel and mention it?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 21, 2011, 07:00:46 PM
Do you find people to be rebellious on here?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 21, 2011, 07:24:31 PM
By what standard do we measure rebellious?
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Post by: Butch on September 21, 2011, 08:27:30 PM
Isn't the standard measure for most of the world the meter?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 22, 2011, 06:36:05 AM
What if you are measuring something other than length?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 07:09:01 AM
could you use a scale?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 22, 2011, 07:51:56 AM
Why not -fish use scales, don't they?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 07:56:10 AM
Do they use them when they are on a diet?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 07:59:47 AM
have you ever seen a fish weighing it's food?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 08:11:46 AM
What kind of fish are we talking about?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 22, 2011, 08:52:54 AM
I hope its Bass, who wants to talk about Pike?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 08:54:18 AM
are you cooking bass?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 09:03:16 AM
arent you supposed to play a bass?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 10:03:59 AM
Aren't they very good for learning your scales?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 10:06:51 AM
can you tune a fish?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 10:08:04 AM
Isn't it best to tune a fish in a can?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 10:14:27 AM
why are you tuning a can?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 10:19:33 AM
wernt we talking about tuning a fish in a can?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 10:56:17 AM
Isn't that the only way to tune a fish?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 10:57:16 AM
how does one tune a fish?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 10:58:10 AM
I believe you use a can opener, don't you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 22, 2011, 11:05:32 AM
Do you prefer electric or manual openers?
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Post by: Mairte on September 22, 2011, 11:16:53 AM
Arent manual can openers preferable?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 11:17:47 AM
isnt manual always better?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 11:19:52 AM
Don't electric can openers provide a more accurate tune?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 01:15:08 PM
would that depend on whos in control of the opener?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 22, 2011, 01:17:40 PM
Isn't the Baseball Commissioner responsible for the game opener?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 01:22:27 PM
what happens if he dies?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 01:24:21 PM
would they get a new commisioner?
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Post by: Mairte on September 22, 2011, 01:32:02 PM
How soon could they make that happen?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 22, 2011, 01:58:05 PM
Who cares?... lol
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Post by: captmarga on September 22, 2011, 02:00:56 PM
Are we talking about Major League?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 22, 2011, 02:06:00 PM
is there a minor league comissioner?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 05:48:24 PM
Is he smaller?
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Post by: Mairte on September 22, 2011, 06:36:42 PM
Or bigger? ;)
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 22, 2011, 08:20:15 PM
Does everything have to be bigger or smaller? What happened to medium?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 22, 2011, 11:10:49 PM
I'm from Texas so aren't we supposed to say everything is bigger?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 23, 2011, 01:16:19 AM
Isnt that just a rumor? {gotta love us Okies}
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 06:28:48 AM
does bigger mean better?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 08:07:37 AM
are you talking about cheese cake?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 08:23:44 AM
Why do I have the impression it just might not be about cheesecake? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2011, 08:25:26 AM
Why does Mairte always bring the subject back to sex?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 08:36:03 AM
did she or did you merline?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 23, 2011, 08:48:17 AM
Is Merline the feminine form of Merlin?
;)
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 09:02:04 AM
Did someone say sex?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 09:12:19 AM
is that the favorite topic of this group?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 09:38:40 AM
Who, ME, bring the subject back to sex? Dont you have the wrong person?  :D Would you rather I talk about rum or jack daniels? :D :D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 10:19:43 AM
Which is better wine or women?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 10:24:09 AM
What is better men or booze or both? ;D (Just teasing! )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2011, 10:32:23 AM
Do you suppose, Dona, that Lady Christina was trying to address my more feminine side, despite the fact that even my feminine side likes Jack Daniel's? ...and sex?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 10:56:29 AM
does it depend on the booze or the man?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 11:08:00 AM
what if i want to choose man over booze?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 23, 2011, 11:18:29 AM
Wouldn't that depend on the type of man and type of booze?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 11:24:49 AM
wouldnt they both go down smooth?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 11:27:43 AM
would it depend on if you drink?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 11:29:54 AM
Ha, is that a trick question? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on September 23, 2011, 11:31:09 AM
Why, was it posed by a wizard?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 11:31:42 AM
Which wizard? ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on September 23, 2011, 11:32:08 AM
Do you prefer one in particular you are hoping it was?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 11:35:08 AM
Wouldnt any wizard be interesting at least? (Nope, No one in particular!)
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Post by: MrHyde on September 23, 2011, 11:36:44 AM
Do you prefer good wizards or dark wizards?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 11:55:13 AM
are good wizzards kind?
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Post by: Butch on September 23, 2011, 12:52:09 PM
Good wizards use Kindles?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 01:00:39 PM
do they keep thier spells stored on them?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 01:04:17 PM
should we ask Merlin if he keeps his spells on a kindle?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2011, 01:21:48 PM
Do you think I'm sober enough to put my keels on a spindle?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 23, 2011, 01:24:02 PM
dont you know how to work it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 23, 2011, 01:29:41 PM
Is it like riding a bicycle?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 23, 2011, 01:31:13 PM
would the alcohol be a hinderance to knowing how to use it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2011, 01:36:49 PM
Would that be biking under the influence, a.k.a, a BUI?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 23, 2011, 02:34:53 PM
Can you be arrested for a BUI?
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Post by: Mairte on September 23, 2011, 07:38:07 PM
Or WUI? (walking while intoxicated)
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 23, 2011, 11:23:53 PM
QuoteDo you think I'm sober enough to put my keels on a spindle?

Is Merlin a sailor? Keels are for sailors, right?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 23, 2011, 11:35:22 PM
Do ships need wizards?  Wouldn't walking while intoxicated be a WWI?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2011, 06:45:09 AM
Are you trying to send me off to a past war to be a sailor wizard just because I got a little drunk and turned Mairte into a toad? (jeez...one little mistake...)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 24, 2011, 07:55:10 AM
why did you turn mairte into a toad?
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Post by: Mairte on September 24, 2011, 08:18:56 AM
Hey, I thought you turned me into a FROG? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on September 24, 2011, 11:39:00 AM
Do frogs give warts or just toads?
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Post by: Mairte on September 24, 2011, 12:12:15 PM
Since warts never came from me, isnt it pretty certain that I am not a magically induced toad but as said, a frog? ;D
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Post by: Adriana Rose on September 24, 2011, 03:50:04 PM
Any one else wondering why we are debating Merlin's drinking habits?
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Post by: Mairte on September 24, 2011, 06:00:40 PM
I didnt think we were debating as much as just teasing someone we respect and like?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2011, 07:27:46 PM
Are you debating how much I drink or what I drink?
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Post by: Mairte on September 25, 2011, 07:59:36 AM
Dont you think it's most likely the WHAT?  ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Isn't what I drink absolutely well-known to everyone?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 25, 2011, 11:03:14 AM
Can everyone say Jack Daniels?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 25, 2011, 03:34:29 PM
Does anyone else hang out with the Jack of the Daniels?
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Post by: Archer on September 25, 2011, 03:56:30 PM
Yes, but wouldn't a cold Killian's Red be just fine today ?
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Post by: Betty Munro on September 25, 2011, 03:58:37 PM
Can I bring Captain Morgan to the party?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on September 25, 2011, 05:57:42 PM
Didn't I try to break Merlin of the Jack habit at rendezvous? Didn't I give you yummy scotch, Merling? Can anyone blame me for trying?
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Post by: Mairte on September 25, 2011, 09:13:42 PM
Do you think rum would have had better results or is it a lost cause? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2011, 10:56:47 PM
Are you trying to pull me out of my happy place?
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Post by: Mairte on September 26, 2011, 07:46:04 AM
Why would I do that when Jack Daniels is the liquid of life? (not for me but just saying!  ;D)
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Post by: MrHyde on September 26, 2011, 07:55:49 AM
Wouldn't blood be the liquid of life?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2011, 08:05:02 AM
Isn't blood suppose to be properly mixed with (insert beverage here) to become the elixor of life?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 26, 2011, 08:07:46 AM
What do you use to mix it with?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2011, 08:22:26 AM
Would a blender work?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 08:36:04 AM
would that be considered heavy machinery?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 26, 2011, 08:53:35 AM
Can you not operate heavy machinery when drinking blood?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2011, 09:16:02 AM
Do vegetarian vampires drink blood?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 09:19:30 AM
how would i know do i run with vampires?
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Post by: Mairte on September 26, 2011, 09:21:59 AM
Who around here might run with vampires so we can figure this out? :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2011, 09:29:21 AM
Hmmmm........ Could that be where the Killer Tomatos from outer space originated?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 09:34:36 AM
do tomatos have to be from outer space to be killers?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2011, 09:59:37 AM
Could they be spaced out killer tomatos?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 26, 2011, 10:33:01 AM
Did those killer tomatoes come from Whole Foods or Central Market?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 11:40:24 AM
would you believe to some people can't eat tomatoes?
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Post by: Mairte on September 26, 2011, 12:01:42 PM
Then wouldnt those REALLY be killer tomatoes?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 26, 2011, 12:05:53 PM
could you kill the tomoto before it killed you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 12:10:57 PM
would you believe if i eat tomatoes I break out in hives?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 26, 2011, 12:30:26 PM
Do bees live in those hives?
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Post by: captmarga on September 26, 2011, 12:50:12 PM
Is that why hives itch so badly?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 26, 2011, 01:18:04 PM
if you scrath them hard enough, does honey come out?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 26, 2011, 01:44:04 PM
would you believe that honey doesn't come from those hives?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 26, 2011, 03:32:17 PM
Which hives does the best honey come from ?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 26, 2011, 03:41:37 PM
Do you have to take Benadryl to make honey come from a hive?
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Post by: Mairte on September 26, 2011, 09:39:17 PM
Are you saying beekeepers carry Benadryl with them?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 26, 2011, 10:10:44 PM
Do you think they would be smart to carry it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 27, 2011, 05:14:41 AM
Is there any other thing that it would be smart to carry?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 07:46:04 AM
But what if they are allergic to Benadryl? (I am. The docs didnt believe this possible until tests. I am indeed allergic to Benadryl!  :D )
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 07:55:19 AM
would be believe i now have a food alergy and a medicine alergy?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 08:14:04 AM
Arent some allergies just strange?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 08:45:32 AM
where is this topic going now?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 08:47:53 AM
would you believe i'm steering?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 09:06:43 AM
Dont you think we should beware when Lady Christina is steering? :D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 09:07:21 AM
Where do you think she will steer us?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 09:09:42 AM
don't you wish you knew where i was leading?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 09:25:12 AM
Shouldnt we be afraid, VERY afraid?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 09:51:34 AM
do you think she will lead us to booty?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 27, 2011, 10:58:53 AM
Is it possible that she will lead you into trouble instead?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 11:09:58 AM
Why in the world would we want booty when we can have trouble? :D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 11:12:50 AM
can booty equal trouble?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 11:24:46 AM
Do you THINK so? :D
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Post by: Archer on September 27, 2011, 11:29:01 AM
Who should we ask ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 11:30:51 AM
would Merlin know if booty equaled trouble?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 12:12:08 PM
Isnt he ancient enough to know it? ;D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 12:36:53 PM
would you really take trouble over booty?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 12:43:31 PM
why do i have to choose one?
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Post by: captmarga on September 27, 2011, 12:50:00 PM
Are the gals talking about baubles and pearls when we refer to booty?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 01:11:25 PM
wouldnt it be open to interpretation?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 01:13:13 PM
or should it be that depends on who's interpretation it is?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 01:30:13 PM
Baubles and pearls when talking about BOOTY, are you crazy? :D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 01:31:48 PM
what comes to mind when you think of booty?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 01:41:09 PM
would you believe boots?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 27, 2011, 01:43:08 PM
really?
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Post by: Archer on September 27, 2011, 01:45:44 PM
Are you saying a simple word could be interpreted differently by different people and/or cause a different mental picture for different people ?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 02:05:19 PM
Doesnt that make the most sense?
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Post by: Archer on September 27, 2011, 02:12:43 PM
Does making sense matter in these days and times ?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 02:40:51 PM
LOL, is that a trick question?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 27, 2011, 02:52:50 PM
Have I missed something?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 27, 2011, 03:00:36 PM
I don't know, what were you shooting at?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 27, 2011, 04:13:40 PM
While I was traveling, my ears were burning... what was that you wanted to know about booty? ... and whose booty was in question? ... and is the Doña shooting at someone's booty? ...and while we're at it, what is the meaning of life?
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Post by: Mairte on September 27, 2011, 06:04:08 PM
Merlin, you mean you havent discovered the meaning of life? Is everyone else as surprised as I am? ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on September 28, 2011, 12:14:11 AM
Is it not Jack Daniels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2011, 05:28:31 AM
Isn't the the reason for living rather than the meaning of life?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 06:51:30 AM
couldnt monty python tell us the meaning of life?
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Post by: Mairte on September 28, 2011, 07:58:48 AM
Or let us know where the Holy Grail is? ;D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 09:05:37 AM
Do you think that the meaning of life is to find the holy grail?
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Post by: Mairte on September 28, 2011, 09:11:24 AM
Wouldnt that depend on if there was rum or jack daniels in it? ;D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 09:23:59 AM
wouldnt that make it the holy shot glass?
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Post by: Mairte on September 28, 2011, 09:46:39 AM
Doesnt that have a better ring to it? ;D
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 09:59:17 AM
could you pick out the holy shot glass out of a lineup?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2011, 10:12:39 AM
Is it the ones that leaks?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 10:28:01 AM
or it is the one that is fully intact?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2011, 10:37:21 AM
Does that mean my holey socks are no longer holy?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 10:46:03 AM
well, dont you think they wouldnt be wholly either?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 28, 2011, 10:49:43 AM
Would that mean that a strainer is extremely holy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2011, 10:51:22 AM
Don't you agree that being holy would strain a lot of people?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 28, 2011, 10:52:57 AM
Is it because alot of people are not holy?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 11:14:51 AM
whats wrong with being holy?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 11:17:49 AM
did lady christina finally chime in?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2011, 12:08:31 PM
Is she a bell with a clacker?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 28, 2011, 12:23:01 PM
If so, then would it be a holy clacker?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 12:31:04 PM
would only bob come to that conclusion?
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Post by: Archer on September 28, 2011, 12:43:18 PM
Does reaching a conclusion allow us to cease thinking ?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 28, 2011, 12:46:35 PM
Does that mean we are required to think? {pouts} guess I cant play then.
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 12:58:21 PM
what you don't want to think?
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Post by: Archer on September 28, 2011, 01:03:26 PM
Is wanting to think triggered by the left side of the brain or the right side ?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 28, 2011, 01:04:54 PM
What!!!!!? Are we now suppose to have a brain? {This just keeps getting worse}
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 01:13:52 PM
are all the guys here sitting in their empty nothing box?
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Post by: Mairte on September 28, 2011, 01:21:11 PM
Dont you believe it must be pretty boring in the empty nothing box?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2011, 01:37:53 PM
Duh?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 28, 2011, 01:39:40 PM
dont you know that that empty nothing box is not where our thoughts come from?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2011, 02:07:26 PM
How comfortable is this empty nothing box?  Are its corners rounded?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 02:14:51 PM
i don't have a nothing box how would i know if the corners are round?
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Post by: Archer on September 28, 2011, 02:52:40 PM
What is the name for a round corner ?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 28, 2011, 02:55:52 PM
What's around the corner?  ???
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 28, 2011, 02:57:34 PM
isn't halloween around the corner?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 28, 2011, 03:10:57 PM
Doesn't TRF come first?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2011, 03:14:11 PM
Is there an order?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2011, 03:19:34 PM
Who's giving orders?
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Post by: Archer on September 28, 2011, 03:31:57 PM
May I take your order ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2011, 03:40:13 PM
Did you know that the most common question a drummer asks is, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Post by: MrHyde on September 28, 2011, 05:35:22 PM
Is that because drummer's have a lot of potatoes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2011, 07:04:52 AM
Isn't working at a fast food emporium a small potatoes job?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 29, 2011, 07:22:04 AM
Do small potatoes make small fries?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 07:39:22 AM
whos cutting potatoes?
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Post by: Mairte on September 29, 2011, 07:46:15 AM
Do you cut yourself when cutting potatoes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2011, 08:57:35 AM
Who said ANYTHING about cutting potatoes!?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 29, 2011, 09:01:27 AM
is cutting potatoes better than cutting cheese?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2011, 09:25:11 AM
'Better' in what sense?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 09:41:29 AM
would someone bring me some fries?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 29, 2011, 09:48:14 AM
would you like a shake with those fries?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 29, 2011, 10:42:15 AM
Depends on the type of shake and the server doesn't it?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on September 29, 2011, 10:51:11 AM
Welcome to mcdonald's, May i take your order?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 11:02:51 AM
hey blurt you gonna wear the ronald costume too?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 29, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
Ronald is old but was he Renaissance?
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Post by: Mairte on September 29, 2011, 12:20:51 PM
Can we pretend he was renaissance?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 29, 2011, 12:48:42 PM
Isn't Mickey D's where the village idiots work?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 29, 2011, 01:07:28 PM
Isn't working whether at McDonald's or Microsoft still better than begging?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 01:10:31 PM
do they let you have mcfluries at mircosoft?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 29, 2011, 01:12:31 PM
Would they not be mixed with bytes of this and that?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 29, 2011, 01:30:27 PM
Is that a recipe for guncotton?
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Post by: captmarga on September 29, 2011, 01:36:24 PM
Just what do you plan on doing with this guncotton?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 01:41:17 PM
why are you putting gun in the cotton?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 29, 2011, 02:42:27 PM
Will you be able to find the gun in the cotton?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2011, 03:19:47 PM
Does anyone get cotton-mouth when someone points a gun at you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 29, 2011, 03:36:10 PM
how many people have had guns pointed at them?
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Post by: Mairte on September 29, 2011, 04:06:11 PM
Wouldnt you be surprised and most people dont get cottonmouth from GUNS, am I right? :D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 30, 2011, 07:17:18 AM
What do guns have to do with a snake?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 30, 2011, 07:58:50 AM
Wouldnt it be nice to have a gun to shoot the cottonmouth?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2011, 08:09:14 AM
who drug the snake into this?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 30, 2011, 08:11:47 AM
Dont snakes crawl?
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Post by: Yawehtah on September 30, 2011, 08:16:25 AM
Does a King Cobra crawl upward?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 30, 2011, 08:33:01 AM
If you are king would you not allready be at the top?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 30, 2011, 10:30:08 AM
Do you mean on top of the throne?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 30, 2011, 10:41:36 AM
Is the throne made of porcelain?
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Post by: Mairte on September 30, 2011, 11:04:49 AM
Could you respect a king on a porcelain throne? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on September 30, 2011, 11:13:22 AM
Would it not depend on what the King was approving or passing on his throne?
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Post by: Mairte on September 30, 2011, 01:55:56 PM
Wouldnt just the look of it make you not take him serious?
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Post by: captmarga on September 30, 2011, 02:15:44 PM
The King or the Cobra?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 30, 2011, 02:39:01 PM
Wouldn't it be wise to respect a cobra no matter where it was sitting?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2011, 02:39:23 PM
would someone take the snake outside?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 30, 2011, 03:31:39 PM
Do you want to pickup a King Cobra doing it's business on a throne?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on September 30, 2011, 03:38:18 PM
can you use the snake smiters stick?
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Post by: Mairte on September 30, 2011, 06:37:54 PM
If you used the snake smiter's stick, wouldnt it offend His Highness The Snake?
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Post by: MrHyde on September 30, 2011, 06:41:45 PM
How did the snake become the King?
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Post by: Mairte on October 01, 2011, 10:07:59 PM
By biting all the other contenders for the porcelain throne? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on October 02, 2011, 01:46:25 AM
Where did he bite them?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 02, 2011, 08:41:37 AM
Did the King Snake bite them within the realm?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2011, 03:09:20 PM
Is "The Realm" a euphemism for His Highness' naughty bits?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 02, 2011, 04:00:04 PM
No, wouldn't it be the contenders'?
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Post by: Mairte on October 02, 2011, 07:00:02 PM
Wouldnt it be any parts that are hanging within biting distance?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 02, 2011, 11:12:36 PM
Do the parts actually hang?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2011, 06:55:58 AM
Did the king snake hang his contenders?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 03, 2011, 07:40:42 AM
anyone got a snake wacking stick?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 03, 2011, 08:07:45 AM
Why do you want to whack the snake?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2011, 08:52:16 AM
Is wacking a snake like wacking a mole?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 03, 2011, 10:32:46 AM
If you have a mole, can we try it out on you?
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Post by: Archer on October 03, 2011, 10:57:31 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_OGHiHYLoVys/RtbqYRiVxFI/AAAAAAAAAqg/9Djbvf1PiHs/s200/Mole+Rat.bmp)

What size mallet is required ?

(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLhx29vW6yxM5WX0svPJBeq1NEVXRF7qEbjfh6UTNNlRpjxa-D8iCWL5XW:www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/tdomf/179590/whack-a-mole-700x467.jpg)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 03, 2011, 11:30:44 AM
i want a to be as far as way from the snake as possible can i have the largest mallet
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Post by: MrHyde on October 03, 2011, 01:17:34 PM
Can you lift the largest mallet?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 03, 2011, 01:22:32 PM
if i can't would you lift it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2011, 01:27:02 PM
Will you pay him to lift it?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 03, 2011, 01:40:05 PM
would he accept a dead cobra as form of payment?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2011, 01:48:19 PM
Shouldn't we ask him?
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Post by: captmarga on October 03, 2011, 02:54:37 PM
Can we not kill the snake and let it go instead?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 03, 2011, 03:22:57 PM
Can I vote for giving it to a zoo?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 03, 2011, 03:36:25 PM
can we go to the zoo?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2011, 03:38:56 PM
Won't there be snakes there?
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Post by: Mairte on October 03, 2011, 06:27:05 PM
If you have the largest mallet are you the one who is going to eliminate the snake?
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Post by: Archer on October 03, 2011, 06:47:41 PM
Should we send this brave baby to eliminate the snake ?    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVq_fGsY-o)
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Post by: Lady Rosaline on October 03, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
Where are that child's parents?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 03, 2011, 10:55:27 PM
Do you think they were eaten by the snake?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2011, 07:04:13 AM
Could we get a snake charmer instead of a mallet-wielder?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 04, 2011, 07:45:23 AM
can we just make the snake go away?
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Post by: Archer on October 04, 2011, 07:57:09 AM
They said, "What a marvelous dance!
Look at him jump and prance!"
He replied, "No applause,
It is only because
A snake is up the leg of my pants!"

She betrayed a sly silent smile.
Then examined the wall's art deco style.
She dared not mention
Her secret intention
After all, it was her pet reptile.

The crowd shifted, split and spread wide
As she quickly moved to his side.
She opened his belt
Reached down and felt
All the places a boa might hide.

You see that is how it began.
They left walking hand in hand.
If her design doesn't falter
Soon they'll meet at the altar
Due to her sneaky snake plan.

*** Is there another way to cause snake absence ?
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Post by: Mairte on October 04, 2011, 03:22:42 PM
If there is, isnt this still the best one? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on October 04, 2011, 10:22:20 PM
Are we still discussing snakes?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 05, 2011, 07:24:19 AM
would you believe i'm not sure?
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Post by: Seaman Blurt on October 05, 2011, 08:22:57 AM
Snakes! Why did it have to be snakes?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 05, 2011, 09:08:53 AM
would you believe i didn't choose the topic?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 05, 2011, 09:30:53 AM
How about gila monsters instead as a topic?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 05, 2011, 10:03:37 AM
Are the gila monsters kings also?  Does anyone else think that sometimes there are too many chiefs and not enough indians?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 05, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
Is this a veiled reference to the 400 families that control 95% of America's wealth?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 05, 2011, 10:13:23 AM
Why can't I be in one of the 400 families?  Do I not fit in there?
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Post by: Mairte on October 05, 2011, 12:35:13 PM
Do the 400 families have gila monsters? ???
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 05, 2011, 12:38:29 PM
why? do you want a gila monster?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 05, 2011, 03:33:48 PM
Would it be a pet or bar b que?
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Post by: Archer on October 05, 2011, 03:49:37 PM
Woudn't it be iguana that is cooked in such a method ?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCCswdli0fI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCCswdli0fI)
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Post by: Mairte on October 05, 2011, 04:26:12 PM
Dont some people eat tarantulas too?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 06, 2011, 06:59:08 AM
Wasn't the tarantella dance named after the tarantula?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 06, 2011, 08:08:34 AM
would it be from someone who got a spider down their pants?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2011, 08:47:48 AM
Can you say the Tarantula from Tartarus danced the Tarantella ten times really fast?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2011, 09:16:55 AM
Is my tongue supposed to get wrapped around my legs when I try that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 06, 2011, 09:52:47 AM
Did you have to paint that sort of picture for us, M?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 06, 2011, 09:57:12 AM
Did his tongue have paint on it?
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Post by: Archer on October 06, 2011, 11:33:24 AM
Would that qualify as oral body art ?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 06, 2011, 11:50:39 AM
would that be tongue art?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 06, 2011, 11:53:01 AM
Who are the clientele for that type of art?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2011, 07:04:11 AM
Don't you think that the ancient tongue worshipers of Upper Cowabunga would be interested in tongue art?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 08, 2011, 10:59:15 PM
Aren't they fairly ancient?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
The tongues or the worshippers?
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Post by: Mairte on October 09, 2011, 03:40:26 PM
What exactly would be determined as ancient?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2011, 04:22:06 PM
Are you looking at me as you ask that?
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Post by: Butch on October 09, 2011, 04:37:51 PM
Who else but you?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 09, 2011, 06:04:50 PM
Is Merlin the Elder the last of his kind since the death of Dumbeldore?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 09, 2011, 11:32:03 PM
But does his name not imply a Merlin the Younger?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 10, 2011, 05:56:46 AM
How old is the younger?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 10, 2011, 01:37:28 PM
Is there a Merlin the Youngest too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2011, 01:52:39 PM
Where is my son when I need him?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 10, 2011, 02:25:57 PM
So, is Merlin the Younger a chip off the old magic wand?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 10, 2011, 02:28:37 PM
If you chip a magic wand, does it stop working?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2011, 04:37:18 PM
Does what stop working? ...the wand, or the chip?
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Post by: captmarga on October 10, 2011, 05:16:45 PM
Isn't a chip from a stick a splinter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 10, 2011, 06:31:25 PM
Don't even more chips come from Silicon Valley?
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Post by: Archer on October 10, 2011, 06:34:52 PM
Silicon Valley . . . does Merlin like fault lines now ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2011, 06:53:51 PM
Why is it my fault?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 10, 2011, 08:31:15 PM
I thought it was Silicon Valley's fault - am I wrong?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 10, 2011, 08:53:18 PM
Isn't the Silicon Valley responsible for many things?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 11, 2011, 09:01:17 AM
yes but who created silicon valley
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 11, 2011, 02:03:29 PM
Don't you think that valleys are created by tectonic compression?
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Post by: Archer on October 11, 2011, 02:21:45 PM
                   (http://cdn2.holytaco.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/RenCleav5.jpg)

Wouldn't it be either that . . . or . . . valley creation by strategic placement of renfaire attire ?
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Post by: captmarga on October 11, 2011, 06:27:14 PM
Any guesses as to the tensile strength of shoelaces?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2011, 06:33:56 PM
Do they look to you (as they do to me) that they are approaching the failure point?
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Post by: Archer on October 11, 2011, 07:55:19 PM
Are our fingers crossed while we patiently wait for gravity and physics to do what nature requires of them ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2011, 08:33:46 PM
Does anyone have a penknife, or should I chew through it?
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Post by: Archer on October 11, 2011, 09:30:54 PM
Will you need assistance with that endeavor ?  (It looks like a potential two man project).  ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 12, 2011, 06:51:09 AM
Am I getting old because I'm misplacing more and more things??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2011, 07:49:55 AM
or are you misplacing more and more things because your old?
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Post by: Archer on October 12, 2011, 09:06:32 AM
Are you eating olives as part of your food intake to assist with memory issues ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 12, 2011, 10:07:19 AM
Did you know that eating green olives will dimish your physic perceptions?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2011, 10:10:02 AM
What should I eat to rid myself of psychotic perceptions?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on October 12, 2011, 10:35:30 AM
Would mushrooms cause the opposite effect?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 12, 2011, 10:49:01 AM
Do I like olives??
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2011, 11:20:27 AM
i don't know do you?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 12, 2011, 11:54:40 AM
Olives come in Martinis, do you like them?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on October 12, 2011, 12:36:30 PM
Do you prefer it shaken or stirred?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 12, 2011, 12:45:38 PM
how can you tell the difference between a shaken olive and a stirred olive
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Post by: Archer on October 12, 2011, 01:14:04 PM
Isn't that determined by the first being dizzy and the later being comfortable ?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 12, 2011, 07:50:18 PM
Who is comfortably dizzy?
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Post by: Archer on October 12, 2011, 07:57:41 PM
Would the name not be Milou ?    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPpsb4MEDE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbPpsb4MEDE)
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Post by: MrHyde on October 12, 2011, 08:03:11 PM
Is Milou an olive?
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Post by: Archer on October 12, 2011, 08:07:30 PM
Is an olive a who ?  (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/olive-oyl-tickle.gif)
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Post by: MrHyde on October 12, 2011, 08:13:24 PM
Are we talking about Olive Oil?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 13, 2011, 09:06:36 AM
Is it possible that they got it confused with butter?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 13, 2011, 09:18:00 AM
are they  looking for butter
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on October 13, 2011, 10:13:34 AM
Salted or unsalted butter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 13, 2011, 01:38:01 PM
Is it butter or Bluto?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 13, 2011, 02:42:03 PM
who names their kid Bluto?
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Post by: Archer on October 13, 2011, 02:51:16 PM
What is in the mind of an animator catoonist who has no children ?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 13, 2011, 04:38:09 PM
Would it still be cartoons?
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Post by: Archer on October 13, 2011, 08:55:06 PM
Wouldn't it be a violence favoring cartoonist/animator that likes names that begin with B and . . . sound a little like "brute" ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 13, 2011, 09:00:57 PM
Aren't you making a rash judgement without any real basis for it?
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Post by: Archer on October 13, 2011, 09:06:34 PM
Is it not in human nature to be rash or have a rash, at least when not fully chapped ? 
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Post by: MrHyde on October 13, 2011, 09:08:22 PM
Do you need some Desitin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 14, 2011, 12:10:03 AM
Desitin ? If you are going to wish, why not . . . wish big ?   (http://www.deviantart.com/download/124677361/Masters_of_the_Universe_Movie_by_Eamonodonoghue.jpg)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 14, 2011, 06:29:42 AM
Isn't Desitin a foot powder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 14, 2011, 08:18:29 AM
Wouldn't it be better to put shoes on your feet rather than powder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 14, 2011, 08:49:04 AM
why is jack not wearing shoes?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 14, 2011, 09:39:06 AM
Does not wearing shoes help Jack leap over the candlestick?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 14, 2011, 12:30:38 PM
Did he jump high enough or did he burn his _ _ _ _?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2011, 01:02:13 PM
Why is Jack leaping when he could be being consumed by a wonderful wizard in a Jack & Coke?
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Post by: Archer on October 14, 2011, 01:51:30 PM
With or without rocks ?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 14, 2011, 02:00:09 PM
Who wants rocks?  Are they going to stone Jack for drinking Coke?
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Post by: Archer on October 15, 2011, 04:25:29 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v514/gandgsmom/Idlewild%20Park%20Pics/IM000697.jpg)

            Is Jack and Coke the reward for successful candlestick jumping ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2011, 06:17:08 AM
Isn't Jack & Coke a good reward for just about anything?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 15, 2011, 06:55:21 AM
I wonder, how many Jack & Cokes it would take to get me to jump over a candlestick?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 15, 2011, 12:00:40 PM
Would there be a height limitation on the candlestick?
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Post by: Adriana Rose on October 15, 2011, 12:30:18 PM
perhaps a tea light?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 15, 2011, 05:27:02 PM
What's a tea light?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 15, 2011, 05:46:36 PM
could it be smilar to a fire fly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2011, 09:39:38 PM
Why would you fire the fly if he was doing his job?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 16, 2011, 08:23:48 AM
Is it a fly's job to drink tea by fire light?
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Post by: Mairte on October 16, 2011, 12:35:39 PM
I thought that was the mosquitos job?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 16, 2011, 12:40:31 PM
Isn't a mosquito's job blood letting?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 16, 2011, 02:35:30 PM
Maybe then it's blood tea?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 16, 2011, 05:22:29 PM
Mosqitos make tea?
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Post by: Mairte on October 16, 2011, 06:47:31 PM
Isnt it as likely as flies drinking tea by firelight?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 16, 2011, 07:55:42 PM
Flies drink tea by firelight.  Where do you people live that mosquitos make tea for flies to drink by firelight?

(Quickly scan's Forum to see if this is the Acid Trip Forum)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 16, 2011, 08:24:07 PM
Wouldnt you like to visit that place? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on October 16, 2011, 10:26:27 PM
Would it be appropriate to bring DEET?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 17, 2011, 09:15:50 AM
is Deet the name of your date?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 17, 2011, 10:00:53 AM
I believe most people think me DEET has a killer bod don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 17, 2011, 05:06:38 PM
Are DEET and the killer bod worse for flies or mosquitos?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 17, 2011, 06:30:51 PM
I do believe neither are fond of her, are they?
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Post by: Archer on October 17, 2011, 08:42:57 PM
Her ?   Is it Her, that is on second base or is that . . . She ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 17, 2011, 11:53:48 PM
Are you saying you got to second base with a girl Archer?
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Post by: Archer on October 18, 2011, 12:05:33 AM
Does a rogue or scoundrel kiss and tell ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 07:12:16 AM
So have we successfully rerouted this thread back to the subject of sex?
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Post by: Archer on October 18, 2011, 07:21:14 AM
Was the thread not more along the idea or concept of discretionary disclosures, of indiscretions or lack thereof ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 07:23:41 AM
Huh?!?  :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 18, 2011, 10:03:58 AM
What happened to plain old white bread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 18, 2011, 10:48:07 AM
I believe Mrs. Baird owns it now doesn't she?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 11:06:49 AM
Is Mrs Baird running the chicken ranch now, and are her biscuits good?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 18, 2011, 11:08:05 AM
Does Mrs Bairds make biscuits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 18, 2011, 11:13:30 AM
wait who has a chicken ranch?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 18, 2011, 11:24:25 AM
Tyson does doesn't it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 18, 2011, 11:24:33 AM
Didn't it close down in the late 70's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 18, 2011, 12:03:38 PM
Why did it close down?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 12:26:20 PM
Didn't Marvin Zindler lead the charge to have it shut down? Do you know of the chicken ranch of which we speak?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 18, 2011, 12:29:52 PM
Is everyone talking of the same type chicken ranch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 18, 2011, 12:53:44 PM
are you thinking chicken house or chicken ranch
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 02:53:23 PM
Are you aware that the stage play and movie, Best Little Whorehouse in Texas was based on the legend of the Chicken Ranch in La Grange, Texas, and also spawned a hit by ZZ Top?
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Post by: Archer on October 18, 2011, 03:49:40 PM
That little old band from Tehas ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 04:55:42 PM
The band that my brothers are in?
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Post by: captmarga on October 18, 2011, 05:26:36 PM
The band of brothers that play guitars or with firearms?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 18, 2011, 05:50:31 PM
Did you know the ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard is the only one that doesn't have one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 18, 2011, 05:53:10 PM
Is it possible to forget how much one likes ZZ Top until a thread like this turns up? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on October 18, 2011, 06:34:02 PM
Is every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2011, 06:36:52 PM
Isn't every girl just plain crazy? (ducking)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 18, 2011, 06:43:24 PM
How's their aim?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 19, 2011, 05:59:13 AM
How is who's aim?  ZZ Tops?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 19, 2011, 07:58:32 AM
is Merlin hiding from the women?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 19, 2011, 10:01:32 AM
Did he run off and join ZZ Top?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 19, 2011, 10:52:22 AM
Can you just picture Merlin playing guitar? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 19, 2011, 11:10:38 AM
Does Merlin know how to play the songs that ZZ Top plays?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 19, 2011, 11:27:54 AM
does Merlin know who ZZ top is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 19, 2011, 11:30:29 AM
Who doesn't know who ZZ Top is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 19, 2011, 01:31:41 PM
Did you see them in the movies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 19, 2011, 02:06:46 PM
Is ZZ Top too modern for Merlin, movies or no?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 19, 2011, 02:21:11 PM
Wasn't Merlin a member of ZZ Top?  (Give him shades and he'd look the part!  ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 19, 2011, 02:45:16 PM
is ZZ top Merlin's secret idenity?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on October 19, 2011, 10:22:45 PM
Do wizards have secret identities?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 19, 2011, 10:54:59 PM
Do not the wizards make secret identities called,  the witness protection program ?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 19, 2011, 10:58:27 PM
Does anyone else think that Archer types while inebriated?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 19, 2011, 11:18:19 PM
               (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Y4h87G0Jxdo/Tl--OPUAKNI/AAAAAAAADM0/pDN1jMOabkM/s400/Bartender2_8106J.jpg)

           Has anyone not met Archer's bartender ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 19, 2011, 11:20:14 PM
Didn't your bartender say "We Are Your Friends" in Mars Attacks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 20, 2011, 07:51:41 AM
who has a personal bar tender
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 20, 2011, 08:56:01 AM
If the bartender reads the mind does that qualify him/her as getting personal or, being personal ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 20, 2011, 10:48:25 AM
Wouldn't it depend on what is in your mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 20, 2011, 11:10:45 AM
how do you know if someone can read your mind?
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Post by: Archer on October 20, 2011, 01:44:47 PM
You don't but, do you care ?   ;)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 20, 2011, 02:27:09 PM
Is this about hot dog buns or something?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 20, 2011, 03:07:45 PM
Can hot dog buns read your mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 20, 2011, 03:51:34 PM
No but Kaiser Rolls can, can't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 20, 2011, 06:42:05 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/98526385_15d138c035.jpg) (http://members.arstechnica.com/x/loudergood/fbp.jpg)

       Have we moved to buns and rolls or do you mean, butt pliers ? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 20, 2011, 11:09:52 PM
Who has pliers in their butt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 20, 2011, 11:55:45 PM
Would the answer not be . . .  "almost everyone" ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9jo169hT3U (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9jo169hT3U)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 21, 2011, 10:27:06 AM
I have checked and I have no pliers in my butt.  Anyone else check?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 21, 2011, 12:37:10 PM
I'm not Czech, but is there anything wrong with that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 21, 2011, 12:39:21 PM
Do you have to check if your Czech, or do you just know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 21, 2011, 12:41:42 PM
Isn't it the same DNA process as it is to find out if your a Celt?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 21, 2011, 12:48:58 PM
does the kilt in the closet qualify as a dna check?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 21, 2011, 02:40:25 PM
What happened to the brooms in the closet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 21, 2011, 10:20:50 PM
(http://www.staciespielman.com/Images/animated_broom.gif)

Was there not a recent escape to clean up this thread ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 21, 2011, 11:21:24 PM
Did the thread fall in the mud and get dirty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 21, 2011, 11:22:40 PM
Wasn't that a  . . . different thread ?   :P :P :P ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 21, 2011, 11:27:31 PM
Maybe this thread and that thread went together.  Does anyone else feel this thread is dirty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 21, 2011, 11:55:10 PM
(http://thxforthe.info/lamm/Lustige%20Forenbilder/forget-this-thread.jpg)

        Is it not possible to always find at least  one that will say "yes" to almost anything or "no" to almost nothing ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 22, 2011, 12:00:12 AM
Is that the flashy thing?  When do I get a flashy thing Archer?  Have you ever flashy thinged me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2011, 06:12:51 AM
Are you ready for Merlin to come out of hiding and play his guitar, perhaps with Ziggy Stardust?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 22, 2011, 08:51:21 AM
               (http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/stooges_bush.gif)

Now, who would not say "soitenly" to that ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 22, 2011, 11:01:11 PM
Did you answer my flashy thing question Archer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2011, 11:40:18 PM
If Archer flashy-thinged you in front of a mirror, would he remember flashing his thingy at you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 23, 2011, 01:01:14 AM
Was he wearing his sunglasses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 23, 2011, 08:17:42 AM

         (http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs2/1323306_o.gif)

           Is it possible for a man in black to ever admit he is, or ever has been, a man in black ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 23, 2011, 10:59:46 PM
Are there Men In Black protecting us right now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 24, 2011, 12:14:14 AM
What do you think ? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 24, 2011, 05:31:48 AM
I think two days of faire has wonderfully messed up my internal clock.  Anyone else ever have that issue Monday morning?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2011, 08:27:22 AM
What was the question? Who am I?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 24, 2011, 09:20:19 AM
is that question why am i here and not there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 24, 2011, 09:25:36 AM
Didn't you make a choice to be here and another choice to be who you wish to be,  when here ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 24, 2011, 10:21:41 AM
But where di the fog come from?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 24, 2011, 11:15:57 AM
is Merlin saying he's in a fog
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2011, 04:53:30 PM
Could the fog have come from this pill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 24, 2011, 05:36:31 PM
If so can we all have one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 24, 2011, 07:53:14 PM
Do we like the idea of unity of thought and experience ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 24, 2011, 08:05:06 PM
Does thinking change experience?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 24, 2011, 08:09:16 PM
Have you tried unity of thought to manifest experience ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 24, 2011, 09:42:28 PM
Is that a squirrel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 25, 2011, 06:40:32 AM
Rats, is this place infested with squirrels, now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on October 25, 2011, 07:44:37 AM
  Is there one that hides things other than the usual stash ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 25, 2011, 07:50:59 AM
whos stashing what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on October 25, 2011, 09:29:44 AM
What is stashing who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 25, 2011, 10:13:19 AM
Squirels have moustaches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 25, 2011, 10:18:00 AM
Do mouses have squirrelstaches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 25, 2011, 10:30:09 AM
Isn't a squirrel's stash nuts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 25, 2011, 10:31:18 AM
What happened to plain old white bread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 25, 2011, 10:39:17 AM
Didn't it go well with butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 25, 2011, 11:11:07 AM
why not honey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on October 25, 2011, 11:31:34 AM
Isn't it because then the bears came?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 25, 2011, 11:45:25 AM
The Chicago Bears team ate all the bread?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 25, 2011, 12:46:33 PM
whos feeding the bears?
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Post by: Archer on October 25, 2011, 08:55:13 PM

  What are the bears being fed ?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 25, 2011, 08:57:56 PM
Don't the bears devour the body of dead Rennies so that their souls can wander the faire circuit for eternity?
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Post by: Butch on October 25, 2011, 11:31:56 PM
Bears eat hors d'oeuvres, body and soul, while wondering about circuitry for the faire?  Hungry, devoted electricians are they?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 26, 2011, 12:29:05 AM
Are you saying that bears are electricians?  Is that who comes when my power goes out?  Are they honey bears or Winnie the Pooh bears?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2011, 07:05:03 AM
Are ursine electricians bonded?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2011, 07:07:39 AM
Is there such a thing as bear glue to bond them with? But what do you bond them to??
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 26, 2011, 07:20:44 AM
Couldn't hide glue be made from bear hides?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 26, 2011, 08:56:15 AM
how do you collect the hide glue
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2011, 09:05:08 AM
If you're trying to bond the bears, why would you want to hide the glue?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2011, 09:20:05 AM
With this glue, we could make "siamese" bear twins, couldn't...you?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 26, 2011, 09:32:22 AM
have you ever tried to glue bears together?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 26, 2011, 09:59:52 AM
Did you use Gummi Bears?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 26, 2011, 10:49:35 AM
Aren't the red ones the best according the ending of Ferris Bueller?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 26, 2011, 11:12:20 AM
whos eating the gummi bears
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 26, 2011, 12:15:44 PM
Ferris Bueller?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2011, 12:59:42 PM
Does Ferris need a bowie knife to butcher the gummi bear for its meat?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 26, 2011, 01:11:56 PM
does gummi bears have meat?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2011, 01:17:57 PM
Well, even a nut has meat, doesn't it?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 26, 2011, 02:25:23 PM
In that case, do you think the gummi bears could butcher the nuts for their meat?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 27, 2011, 09:37:34 AM
Is this thread being monitored by PETA and the Killer Whales?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 27, 2011, 09:42:04 AM
When did Killer Whales get access to the internet?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 27, 2011, 11:18:46 AM
when did they decided they wanted rights?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 27, 2011, 06:21:36 PM
Why cant they just be happy with lefts?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 28, 2011, 10:20:57 AM
When did we start with boxing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2011, 10:24:00 AM
Are you packing to move somewhere?
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Post by: MrHyde on October 28, 2011, 10:36:11 AM
Are you moving into a faire or festival?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on October 28, 2011, 01:08:37 PM
whos going to live at the faire?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 29, 2011, 09:51:18 AM
The bears aren't going to be living at the Faire, are they?!
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 31, 2011, 10:00:18 AM
Did you just try to make a rhyme?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 31, 2011, 02:11:12 PM
Is Jack a poet who doesn't know it?  ;D
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Post by: Mairte on October 31, 2011, 06:47:13 PM
And do his feet show it? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on October 31, 2011, 10:46:56 PM
Does he wear socks?
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Post by: Archer on November 01, 2011, 01:42:44 AM
Why not ?  Should he wear clocks ?  (http://thatsenuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/flavor-flav-cc08.jpg)
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 01, 2011, 08:46:02 AM
isn't the clock rather large?
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Post by: Mairte on November 01, 2011, 08:54:27 AM
How to walk with clocks on?
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Post by: Archer on November 01, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
 Wouldn't that be, to just walk (and talk)  like a siren viking ?  (http://www.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2240480_o.gif)           
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Post by: Mairte on November 01, 2011, 07:43:47 PM
Hmm, what does he do with those horns? :D
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Post by: MrHyde on November 02, 2011, 12:22:11 AM
Have you never seen him on TV or in public?  Most would think that his brains are guacamole from the drugs wouldn't they?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 02, 2011, 10:37:36 AM
If his brains are guacamole, what kind of taco would that go with?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 02, 2011, 11:13:45 AM
would you use taco bowls?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 02, 2011, 11:21:06 AM
Isn't it kind of hard to bowl with tacos?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 02, 2011, 11:43:18 AM
Wouldn't you get taco meat all over the lane?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 04, 2011, 10:25:43 AM
Who prefers chicken tacos?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2011, 10:46:55 AM
Do chicken tacos go screaming from the dinner table in abject fear?
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Post by: captmarga on November 04, 2011, 11:00:41 AM
Are the wings on chicken tacos anything like buffalo wings?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 04, 2011, 11:17:05 AM
If buffalo's have wings, why didn't they fly away from the Indians?
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Post by: Anna Iram on November 04, 2011, 11:22:32 AM
If they had big pointy teeth, could they be killer buffalo as in Monty Python's Holy Grail?
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Post by: captmarga on November 04, 2011, 12:14:53 PM
Whoa... wasn't the rabbit big enough??
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Post by: MrHyde on November 04, 2011, 12:17:37 PM
Wouldn't that depend on how many you are feeding?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2011, 12:30:45 PM
Why are  you feeding the rabbits?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 04, 2011, 12:31:34 PM
Isn't it to get them plump for the dumplings and gravy?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 04, 2011, 12:33:01 PM
How do buffalo fly with such tiny wings anyway? Do they come with more than one pair?  ???
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 04, 2011, 01:28:32 PM
Could they not have wings for each vertebra?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 04, 2011, 01:51:43 PM
would that be a lot of wings
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Post by: MrHyde on November 04, 2011, 03:48:21 PM
Are the ranches owned by the Hooter's franchise?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2011, 03:51:08 PM
Isn't Hooter's focused on an area of anatomy other than wings?
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Post by: Archer on November 04, 2011, 09:44:49 PM
(http://www.vincegolangco.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/fat-hooters-girls-hooter-wings-sue-sued-girl.jpg)

           Is your primary focus on the wings and platter or, the platter supports ?
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Post by: RicKim on November 06, 2011, 09:34:42 AM
Are there wings in that picture?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2011, 09:10:34 AM
Did Archer forget to ask a question?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 07, 2011, 09:15:25 AM
We're supposed to ask questions?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2011, 10:04:45 AM
Must our questions be relevant to anything?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 07, 2011, 11:41:05 AM
would that depend on weather the question is random?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2011, 11:57:18 AM
Isn't weather always random?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 07, 2011, 12:09:11 PM
Does anyone else think that this year's weather has been particularly random?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2011, 12:45:05 PM
How could weather more random than just plain random?
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Post by: Archer on November 07, 2011, 01:40:00 PM
Is nature random or does it actually consist of organized patterns that can be predicted and/or forecast up to the level and degree of human knowledge (and lack of knowledge)  limitations?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 07, 2011, 02:16:35 PM
Was that sentence way too long to read to the end?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2011, 03:17:04 PM
Could it be that Archer was deliberately attempting to obfuscate?
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Post by: Archer on November 07, 2011, 03:41:26 PM
Merlin's crystal balls are functioning well today ?   ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on November 08, 2011, 12:29:56 AM
Why don't we just return to things Renaissance?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2011, 06:00:35 AM
Has someone walked off with things Renaissance?
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Post by: Archer on November 08, 2011, 07:11:32 AM
(http://images4.cpcache.com/product_zoom/461334914v1_480x480_Front_Color-White_padToSquare-true.jpg)

            Can a part of you be taken away, other than by surgical procedure or the ancient practice of exorcism ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 08, 2011, 09:31:53 AM
Isn't exorcism meant to get get of a foreign invader?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 08, 2011, 10:26:05 AM
Wouldn't it be nice to exorcise some people from your life?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 08, 2011, 11:27:44 AM
Who doesn't know some people from their life that need to exercise?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 08, 2011, 11:36:02 AM
whos making who exercise?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 08, 2011, 01:55:38 PM
Is this turning into a who shot who soap opera?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2011, 02:28:57 PM
Are you referring to JR?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 08, 2011, 04:27:49 PM
Who did shoot whom?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2011, 06:35:46 PM
Didn't I shoot the sheriff?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 08, 2011, 10:17:05 PM
If you did, did you shoot the deputy too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2011, 05:31:48 AM
If I had shot the deputy, would the lyrics have to be changed?
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Post by: Archer on November 09, 2011, 07:05:18 AM
This decade, wouldn't the deputy be most likely to,  shoot first ?    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/08/scott-campbell-films-police-shooting_n_1082393.html (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/08/scott-campbell-films-police-shooting_n_1082393.html)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 09, 2011, 09:37:25 AM
Who said 'shoot first and ask questions later'?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 09, 2011, 10:44:06 AM
Wouldn't it have been someone who didn't like questions?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 09, 2011, 11:50:15 AM
Wouldn't it also most likely be the person holding the gun?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 09, 2011, 11:53:12 AM
why are you holding a gun?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 09, 2011, 11:54:58 AM
How else do you shoot a sheriff and a deputy?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 09, 2011, 03:48:10 PM
Isn't it bad manners to shoot law enforcement officers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2011, 04:03:50 PM
Isn't capital punishment a little harsh for bad manners?
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Post by: Archer on November 09, 2011, 04:30:52 PM
Wasn't it once commonplace for . . .   ;D  wizardry ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2011, 04:39:59 PM
Is it bad manners to be a wizard?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 09, 2011, 04:45:24 PM
Do you not have correct table manners?
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Post by: RicKim on November 09, 2011, 10:43:46 PM
And if not, would it really matter?
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Post by: Archer on November 10, 2011, 12:08:31 AM
Are we not seeing a connection to table manners as cause of a left eye patch and Hyde's   "lefty hook?  
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 10, 2011, 05:06:34 AM
Do you have bad table manners only if you lose an eye?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 10, 2011, 05:54:49 AM
Isn't it more difficult to distinguish a salad fork from a lobster fork with only one eye?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2011, 06:35:22 AM
Lobster forks only have one eye?!?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 10, 2011, 07:09:55 AM
Lobsters use forks??
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Post by: Archer on November 10, 2011, 07:16:11 AM
(http://static.flickr.com/189/501345421_8fc6127f38.jpg)

       Wouldn't that be potentially hazardous ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 10, 2011, 11:06:43 AM
What's not hazardous anymore?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 10, 2011, 11:19:20 PM
Would sitting still in a padded room be hazardous?
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Post by: Archer on November 10, 2011, 11:44:31 PM
(http://quietfurybooks.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Rubber-Room-California.jpg)

         With lights on or, off ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 11, 2011, 10:08:18 AM
What happened to the padding?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 11, 2011, 11:02:52 AM
Do you think you can only see it when the lights are off?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 11, 2011, 01:23:19 PM
Do you have to pad the ceiling of a padded room?
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2011, 01:53:56 PM
Do some not know that padded rooms are old school and have advanced to rubber rooms, for your personal safety and comfort ?

( Nothing quite like having a mental health docket two months a year to keep you up to speed on such information   :P).
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Post by: MrHyde on November 11, 2011, 03:01:11 PM
That explains a lot does it not?
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2011, 03:23:44 PM

(http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luib6f6WLU1qjkeqso1_500.jpg)
   Was the question effectively answered, with a question ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2011, 03:29:54 PM
Is that a threat?  :o
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2011, 03:31:43 PM
Is it . . . persuasive ?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 11, 2011, 03:43:23 PM
What ever happened to talking about Tigger?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2011, 03:46:07 PM
Was Tigger Roy Roger's hose?  ::) 
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Post by: MrHyde on November 11, 2011, 03:50:43 PM
Are you saying that Tigger supplied water?
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2011, 03:58:20 PM
(http://www.alicehawkes.com/images/POLICE-SIREN-ANIMATED.gif)

         Was that a tigger derailment or bumpy topic transition
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2011, 04:20:28 PM
Would it have been clearer if I had said "Was Tigger oy oger's hose?" and does that constitute a derailment?
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Post by: Archer on November 11, 2011, 04:36:37 PM
Could you please make me laugh just a little harder, I'm not entirely out of the chair yet ?  ;D
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Post by: MrHyde on November 11, 2011, 11:14:03 PM
Merlin I got T I double ga (no r).  Wouldn't that be Tigga?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 12, 2011, 09:02:52 AM
Am I misng somtig he e?
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Post by: Mairte on November 13, 2011, 05:32:04 PM
Dare I ask what has been going on here since I have been gone?  :o
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Post by: Butch on November 13, 2011, 09:56:56 PM
Were you off living under the name of Saunders?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 14, 2011, 06:14:56 AM
Does living under another name provide some kind of protection from rain and other elements?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 14, 2011, 10:59:40 AM
Doesn't it only provide you protection from gangsters and what not?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 14, 2011, 11:58:12 AM
What's not a gangster nowdays?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 14, 2011, 02:40:41 PM
Would fairies be gangsters?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 14, 2011, 02:52:00 PM
Do fairies carry weapons and try to extort money from patrons?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 14, 2011, 04:04:11 PM
what sort of weapon would a fairie yeild?
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Post by: Mairte on November 14, 2011, 05:44:49 PM
A pixie stick?  ;) :D
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Post by: Archer on November 14, 2011, 06:16:27 PM
bio-hazardous faire dust ?
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Post by: Butch on November 14, 2011, 10:29:57 PM
Would it affect you if you didn't believe in faries?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 14, 2011, 10:31:19 PM
Why would you be on this forum and not believe in fairies?
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Post by: Mairte on November 15, 2011, 07:32:47 AM
Arent skeptics everywhere?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2011, 07:41:49 AM
What kind of wings do skeptics have?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 15, 2011, 10:14:35 AM
If someone says they don't believe in skeptics does one fall over dead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2011, 11:03:04 AM
Are you implying that it's dangerous to doubt the existence of skeptics, winged or otherwise?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 15, 2011, 11:04:19 AM
Have you ever made Spam balls?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2011, 11:08:59 AM
Spam balls?!?! ** gag-a-maggot ** Are you trying to make me ill?
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Post by: Mairte on November 15, 2011, 12:11:10 PM
Must you eat spam balls and have wings to be a skeptic?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 15, 2011, 01:10:56 PM
Wouldn't it be safer to be skeptical of spam balls, winged or not?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 15, 2011, 03:06:53 PM
How would you get the wings to stay on them anyway?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2011, 03:34:57 PM
Are these the same wings we tried to put on the buffalo?
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Post by: Mairte on November 15, 2011, 05:11:55 PM
Is this where the saying "when pigs fly" came from?
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Post by: Archer on November 15, 2011, 08:45:23 PM
 
"Ad astra per alia porci" (to the stars on the wings of a pig).  ~  John Ernst Steinbeck, Jr  ?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-elUzoLwX3_M/TcCLPwmFU3I/AAAAAAAAEZI/e8W5BzeiS_E/s1600/pigs_fly.jpg)

           Didn't the phrase originate from a Scottish proverb of about the 16th century ?

           
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 16, 2011, 04:46:06 AM
It seems to have been a traditional Scottish proverb, which was first written down in 1586 in an edition of John Withal's English-Latin dictionary for children. This had an appendix of proverbs rendered into Latin, of which one was the usual form of the proverb in the sixteenth and seventeenth centuries: "pigs fly in the air with their tails forward". Is it possible that this is what you were trying to remember?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 16, 2011, 07:23:04 AM
Do the forward pointing tails provide lift when the pigs fly? (And DonaCatalina, you are a veritable fount of wisdom and knowledge! :))
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 16, 2011, 01:17:19 PM
Can I say I'm glad that you didn't call me a fountain?
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Post by: MrHyde on November 16, 2011, 11:05:51 PM
Why would we?  Do you spew water?
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Post by: Archer on November 17, 2011, 05:22:42 AM
(http://www.latenightwithjimmyfallon.com/assets_c/2010/12/SpitTakeReverseShotgif-thumb-350x197-16049.gif)

         How do you picture the opposite of  . . . "refreshing" ? 
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Post by: Mairte on November 17, 2011, 10:11:31 AM
Dont you feel sorry for the guy getting fountained on? :D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 17, 2011, 11:13:43 AM
What does that make me want to look for the cold-eez?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2011, 01:20:31 PM
Do you think that the guy on the right needs an exorcist?
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Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 17, 2011, 01:35:16 PM
i don't know do you Merlin?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on November 17, 2011, 01:59:06 PM
How on earth would a wizard know where to find an exorcist?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 17, 2011, 02:19:26 PM
Aren't they in the Yellowpages?
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Post by: Mairte on November 17, 2011, 02:36:40 PM
Cant wizards find ANYBODY? :D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2011, 03:02:32 PM
Would you be surprised to find out that I actually know a priest who is authorized by the Church to perform exorcisms?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 17, 2011, 03:10:31 PM
Are authorized exorcisms more effective than unauthorized ones?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Adriana Rose on November 17, 2011, 07:19:02 PM
Is using an unauthorized priest like using margerine instead of butter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 17, 2011, 07:20:42 PM


        Don't they all appear alike,  after they are painted green ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2011, 07:21:41 PM
You talking about priests or leprechauns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 17, 2011, 11:18:34 PM
Can leprachaun's do exorcisms?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 18, 2011, 07:55:54 AM
Do these authorized priests get to carry a laminated card?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 18, 2011, 09:42:13 AM
Do the leprachauns carry laminated cards as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 18, 2011, 10:14:43 AM
How small of a card can a laminating machine handle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 18, 2011, 10:27:54 AM
How many lambs must die in order to make one laminated card?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 18, 2011, 01:06:13 PM
would it take one per card?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Adriana Rose on November 18, 2011, 01:25:31 PM
thats a baaad idea to me, why would some one want to hurt a lamb?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 18, 2011, 01:56:04 PM
who said i'm hurting the poor little creature?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 18, 2011, 02:34:53 PM
You mean the lambs dont have to die to make laminated cards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 18, 2011, 04:37:49 PM
Or did she mean she was killing them painlessly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 19, 2011, 08:54:14 AM
Are not the beasts of this planet here for the enjoyment and pleasure of the human third density experience ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 19, 2011, 08:58:19 AM
huh?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 19, 2011, 09:01:05 AM
(http://rheumablog.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/stumped.jpg)

          lol, was that a question or a sound ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 19, 2011, 09:09:49 AM
could it qualify as both?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2011, 09:14:50 AM
If Lady Christina huh'ed in the forest and there was no one around, would she still make a sound?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 19, 2011, 10:22:44 AM
Isnt "huh" , unbeknownst to Archer, actually a secret intellectual response? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 19, 2011, 12:38:47 PM
If so, wouldn't frontier psychiatry be in order ?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 19, 2011, 05:12:35 PM
Are you a frontier psychiatrist?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 19, 2011, 10:58:36 PM
If the answer is "yes" will ye lay back on the couch and answer more questions with questions . . . voluntarily?    8)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 20, 2011, 06:40:44 AM
Is the wabbit getting vewy, vewy afwaid of the Archer?!?! (The Rizard sure is)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 20, 2011, 02:28:19 PM
LOL, if I lay back on the couch, are they HARMFUL questions? :D Can everyone understand why the Wabbit/Rizard is getting vewy vewy afwaid? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 20, 2011, 04:44:40 PM
Are ye already calling for cavalry support ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 21, 2011, 06:36:16 AM
Do wizards and priestesses NEED calvary support? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 21, 2011, 01:36:43 PM
Can I opt for cavalry instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 21, 2011, 01:50:53 PM
Does the human third density experience travel by cavalry and if so do they use spurs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 21, 2011, 02:01:42 PM
who has spurs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 21, 2011, 02:21:39 PM
Do spurs work as well as whips and spiked heels?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on November 21, 2011, 02:57:16 PM
do spiked heels have to be tall?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 21, 2011, 02:59:40 PM
Wouldn't that depend on whether they're fitted with spurs or not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Christina de Pond on November 21, 2011, 03:08:04 PM
would heels with spurs be considered torture contraptions?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 21, 2011, 03:53:14 PM
For the rider or ridee, Lady Christina?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 21, 2011, 04:14:26 PM
Isnt THAT the million dollar question? :o ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 21, 2011, 04:19:38 PM
Can I pick the ridee?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 21, 2011, 05:02:28 PM
Are you really that kinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on November 21, 2011, 05:31:54 PM
Wouldn't you like to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 21, 2011, 08:23:00 PM
Who's kinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 21, 2011, 09:53:33 PM
Would Kinky Friedman be kinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 28, 2011, 12:05:20 PM
Is he running for Governor again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 28, 2011, 01:58:34 PM
Do you ever wonder why people run for office instead of just walk? Is it a fitness thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 28, 2011, 02:38:10 PM
It cant be a fitness thing, have you seen some of those people? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 28, 2011, 08:56:28 PM
If you are ever a candidate for office, you'll quickly learn why it is called running if you have a family, job while doing it.

Have you never run as a candidate for office ?   ( Try it once, just once, for the life experience . . .  ;D )
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 28, 2011, 10:49:25 PM
Why would I want to be in politics?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 29, 2011, 12:44:52 AM
Do you not want to change anything in your reality ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 29, 2011, 01:04:21 AM
Do politicians actually change anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 29, 2011, 04:58:15 AM
Other than money from coporations' banks to theirs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 29, 2011, 07:29:37 AM
Rhetoric is a poor substitute for action, and we have trusted only to rhetoric. If we are really to be a great nation, we must not merely talk; we must act big.

Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure... than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much, because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.


Was Teddy Roosevelt not persuasive ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 29, 2011, 08:23:56 AM
Why would anyone aspire to be either a walking or running politician?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 29, 2011, 08:30:19 AM
pol·i·ti·cian noun \?pä-l?-?ti-sh?n\

Definition of POLITICIAN
1
: a person experienced in the art or science of government; especially : one actively engaged in conducting the business of a government
2
a : a person engaged in party politics as a profession

b : a person primarily interested in political office for selfish or other narrow usually short-sighted reasons

Does it not depend on which definition is being used and how you may make a choice to define the word ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 29, 2011, 09:38:18 AM
How do you make a pie taste like a Snicker's bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 29, 2011, 09:57:01 AM
Does it have something to do with peanuts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 29, 2011, 10:41:47 AM
I would think so.  Is there a recipe that someone has tried?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 29, 2011, 03:05:35 PM
(http://cdn.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/caddyshack.jpg)

       When was the last time you saw a Snicker's Bar ?   8)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 29, 2011, 03:08:41 PM
Would Caddy Shack be a good guess?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on November 29, 2011, 11:05:59 PM
Would Baby Ruth be a better guess than Snickers ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 29, 2011, 11:17:53 PM
Would you eat a Baby Ruth found floating in a pool?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on November 30, 2011, 09:32:25 AM
Would anybody? (ewww)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 30, 2011, 10:36:35 AM
Bill Murray did, didn't he?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 30, 2011, 10:59:21 AM
What did Bill Murray not do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 30, 2011, 01:02:54 PM
Did Bill Murray ever do your laundry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2011, 02:14:40 PM
...or your windows?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on November 30, 2011, 02:21:33 PM
How many windows did he do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2011, 02:28:29 PM
You mean besides 95, 98, NT, 2000, and XP?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on November 30, 2011, 03:46:12 PM
Don't you have Windows 7 yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on November 30, 2011, 10:42:21 PM
Does Bill Murray have it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 01, 2011, 01:16:17 PM
Have what, white bread?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 01, 2011, 01:33:56 PM
Isn't whole wheat better for you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 01, 2011, 02:38:18 PM
Or rye?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2011, 02:51:38 PM
Are you talking about bread or alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 01, 2011, 03:21:24 PM
Well there is white bread and white lightning, wheat bread and wheat beer, rye bread and rye alcohol so I guess I am not sure what we are talking about.  Does anyone else know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 01, 2011, 03:23:37 PM
When in doubt, isn't it better to choose alcohol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 01, 2011, 03:46:28 PM
Does Hyde ever know what he's talking about? (Maybe he should stick to the bread and leave the alcohol to us pros...)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 01, 2011, 04:07:49 PM
Wasn't it Frankenstein's monster that once said, "Brea-ea-ead goo-oo-ood!"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 01, 2011, 11:25:26 PM
Didn't Frankenstein hang out with me in the novel section of the library?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 02, 2011, 07:23:46 AM
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQDrKAqjkAVsDluZR2JJsqKluWDclrgkUdBIfs8wV3FDjRY4-yNZRfegw)

Was Hyde created from deceased emoticon parts ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2011, 07:51:59 AM
Can we declare this to be "Pick on Hyde Week" and pick on Hyde relentlessly?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 02, 2011, 08:01:06 AM
Who is Hyde?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 02, 2011, 08:28:16 AM
Isn't Hyde the other side of Jekyll?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 02, 2011, 08:44:40 AM
Do we have to pick on Jekyll too during "Pick on Hyde Week?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 02, 2011, 08:50:51 AM
Can't we all just get along?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 02, 2011, 08:58:59 AM
Isn't that phrase or grouping of words associated with conclusion of days of fun such as looting and rioting and was that phrase effective at the time of the Viking invasions of the British Isles ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 02, 2011, 11:30:35 AM
Did anyone actually read that whole sentence?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 02, 2011, 11:32:29 AM
Didn't someone say, reading is "fun - da - mental" ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2011, 02:33:50 PM
Are you implying, Archer, that you are a mental case?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 02, 2011, 02:45:16 PM
I handle some of those cases but avoid adopting and adoptions,  in the process.   Is mental health not actually a matter of perspective ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 02, 2011, 02:59:10 PM
Are you seriously asking my dad about being mental?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 02, 2011, 04:06:08 PM
If he did, would that mean that you are adopted?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 02, 2011, 05:02:41 PM
What happened to picking on Hyde?  I was lurking about waiting for the right moment to terminate you don't you know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 03, 2011, 11:13:11 AM
Don't you think it's possible we knew that so we were playing it safe?  ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 03, 2011, 12:30:51 PM
Cant we go back to playing with sharp pointy things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 03, 2011, 12:32:21 PM
Don't emoticons (http://images.zaazu.com/img/nosepick-nosepick-nose-gross-smiley-emoticon-000600-large.gif) self pick, when not wearing a pirate hat ?  

(notice there was no specific mention of Hyde's special needs "hook" handicap in that question ).   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 03, 2011, 11:19:00 PM
Shouldn't he go ahead and eat his snack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 04, 2011, 09:09:31 AM
Quote from: MrHyde on December 03, 2011, 11:19:00 PM
Shouldn't he go ahead and eat his snack?

Isn't the answer to that question "yes" . . .  according to lung and other immune system experts/professionals ?

 http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_28-3-2004_pg9_5 (http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=story_28-3-2004_pg9_5)

 http://www.blogster.com/anaibendai/eating-your-boogers-healthy (http://www.blogster.com/anaibendai/eating-your-boogers-healthy)

 So, let the kiddies chow down?  (http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/3746/fish2qn4.gif)

 
Bon appétit
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on December 04, 2011, 11:50:50 AM
Are you new?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 04, 2011, 11:52:52 AM
Is who new?  Was someone born on the forum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 04, 2011, 06:18:50 PM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li6pj7n3W91qf9vxco1_500.png)

       Does new stick out in a crowd and if so, should it really matter ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 04, 2011, 06:45:27 PM
Archer, I think he said new not nude.  Didn't he? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 05, 2011, 07:38:23 PM
Offspring, he sayeth ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 05, 2011, 10:42:52 PM
Merlin the Elder has offspring?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: beckgam462 on December 07, 2011, 07:32:52 PM
hmmm  Wonder what they look like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2011, 07:36:26 PM
If I have an offspring, wouldn't he or she look like a Slinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 07, 2011, 09:13:10 PM
Are they fun for a girl or a boy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2011, 06:44:29 AM
Would you get kinky with a Slinky, Hyde?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 08, 2011, 09:16:09 AM
And if it was painful, would he still do it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 08, 2011, 10:49:12 AM
Aye, I probably would on both accounts.  I am like that you know.  Does it walk down stairs and is it fun in pairs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 08, 2011, 12:44:22 PM
Isnt this somewhat disturbing? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 08, 2011, 12:57:35 PM
Do slinky's still walk the stair without a care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 08, 2011, 02:10:47 PM
For Hyde's sake, can we hope they walk the stairs without a pair?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 08, 2011, 06:18:37 PM
(http://theworldsbestever.s3.amazonaws.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/human-slinky-costume-500x518.jpg)

       Must be the case.  The unisex slinky garb is anatomically accurate in all detail, right ?

video link ( must be an offspring of Merlin's   :D).  http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/10/31/a-human-slinky-costume/ (http://www.theworldsbestever.com/2011/10/31/a-human-slinky-costume/)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on December 08, 2011, 06:46:02 PM
Where is the neckline on that thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 08, 2011, 10:31:07 PM
Don't the heads of the Slinky protrude from the rear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 08, 2011, 11:12:37 PM
Does it not depend on where you look ? 

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7178461_9031571bc0.jpg (http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/7178461_9031571bc0.jpg)

http://aviewfromtheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/slinky_android.jpg (http://aviewfromtheright.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/slinky_android.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 09, 2011, 12:25:48 AM
Wouldn't you look at the rear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2011, 05:38:05 AM
Are you changing the subject back to sex...again?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 09, 2011, 07:28:56 AM
(http://www.desismileys.com/smileys/desismileys_0157.gif)
(http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/images/smilies/sign_pervert.gif)

A Hyde's gotta do what a Hyde's gotta do, right ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 09, 2011, 07:56:36 AM
But don't I do what I gotta do so well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 09, 2011, 08:36:55 AM
Shouldnt we be asking the slinky about that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 09, 2011, 09:07:43 AM
How about a little deodorant to just take care of the stinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2011, 10:11:38 AM
Who are you calling stinky?!?  ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 09, 2011, 10:15:45 AM
I use AXE Phoenix, what do you use?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 09, 2011, 10:19:57 AM
You're supposed to use something?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2011, 10:27:35 AM
Does Bob of the Lake smell fishy to you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 09, 2011, 04:02:29 PM
Didn't BLIND BOY FULLER,  write a song (1938) about that ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGVShoAWp00)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 09, 2011, 10:14:25 PM
If he was blind how did he know where to write it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 10, 2011, 08:39:36 AM
Have you ever seen music transcription in braille, and how would you read music and play at the same time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 10, 2011, 09:49:23 AM
Can you read braille with your nose while you play music with your hands?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 10, 2011, 10:10:41 AM
Can the mind and hearing senses compensate or help one memorize easier with a mind less confused by additional sensory of incoming visual images ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 10, 2011, 05:20:55 PM
Can I start reading braille at the next Renaissance faire then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 11, 2011, 08:27:59 AM
Will ye be using ye hook for that purpose ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 11, 2011, 11:43:21 AM
What else can a hook be used for? :D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on December 11, 2011, 12:38:40 PM
Smiley pirates have a common trait with vision reduction capacity. 

(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiC2bXthnYCQ1cP3mGd__VMBxCMUqbu_Iv0Vo4qTgWHh5MaNx-oY0qwv0:us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/shadowstudio/shadowstudio1101/shadowstudio110100040/8750358-pirate-smiley.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVg3vkODhMoeNc3pKnS9M4Q7AmC-c2Pw-LpagcRPomcdLm_eC1xcC5Wg:images.cafepress.com/image/50524047_400x400.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRddh4-xdI-C-xgRGAK4Ly1c7c0uB-IWFqIDCwLXuQKXuhFUaOzqU_RGjQ:www.expertees.com/t-shirts/images/pirate-smiley-t--shirt.jpg) (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSrlxaKggNpOSfkaiRoOSbXxYFNANInOskcP_pETsibybs_hm1URpYQgg:www.evilsmilies.com/images/pirate_smiley.png)(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS3IJqvyHKBkvmDqST-uYH99TFPSL6nM19UYhlUtMO0puPhRsXpiA8Vhg:www.campbell.k12.va.us/lres/icons/Smileys/Pirate%2520smiley.gif)

Eye rubbing with hook would be a good guess, no ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 11, 2011, 09:14:00 PM
Your not supposed to rub your eye with the hook?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 12, 2011, 11:34:16 AM
You didnt know that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on December 12, 2011, 10:34:52 PM
I thought the eyeball looked cool on the tip of the hook?  Doesn't everyone have an eyeball on a hook?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on December 13, 2011, 11:34:16 AM
What else would they have on the hook besides an eyeball?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on December 13, 2011, 11:37:07 AM
I would love to have a big salmon on the hook, wouldn't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 13, 2011, 11:52:28 AM
Does that mean that a small salmon is off the hook?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2011, 02:25:47 PM
Would the salmon be better after it was grilled and placed on the plate?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 13, 2011, 02:27:25 PM
At least for today, what could be better than grilled salmon?
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Post by: Archer on December 13, 2011, 02:30:23 PM
 would that be when first tenderized ?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xfp6Xeu0c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1xfp6Xeu0c)
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Post by: MrHyde on December 13, 2011, 11:04:59 PM
Do you need to tenderize it if it is smoked?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2011, 05:08:28 AM
Does Zig-Zag make papers big enough for smoking a salmon?!?
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Post by: Archer on December 14, 2011, 09:21:15 AM
(http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_M5YTO1iXKo1xD5R_luyZg7O8NjlugRFCvgxnyr6ZOgosd0yswlSUJ0s:29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lbk734AWUD1qedhvzo1_400.jpg)  Is that how its done ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 14, 2011, 09:56:43 AM
Don't you hope its not?
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Post by: MrHyde on December 14, 2011, 10:23:21 AM
If you ate that would you be addicted to salmon?
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Post by: Archer on December 14, 2011, 10:35:49 AM
(http://rlv.zcache.com/salmon_addict_card-p137492115311233721qi0i_400.jpg)  Woudn't that be a choice ?
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Post by: MrHyde on December 14, 2011, 11:06:20 AM
Would there be an intervention?
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Post by: Archer on December 14, 2011, 11:15:58 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/fi/7/73/Two_Cars_in_Every_Garage_and_Three_Eyes_on_Every_Fish.png)

           Depends.  Is the addiction to salmon that was genetically engineered ?
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Post by: MrHyde on December 14, 2011, 11:43:17 AM
Isn't wild salmon better?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 15, 2011, 07:22:29 AM
Is there a Salmon Gone Wild video in production?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 15, 2011, 07:24:37 AM
Has anyone seen a tame salmon?
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Post by: Archer on December 15, 2011, 08:30:11 AM
Would hearing a Salmon,  Tame the Beast be sufficient ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q9DIcV7w7c (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q9DIcV7w7c)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 15, 2011, 12:50:07 PM
Didn't Rosanno Brazzi sing "Salmon Chanted Eening"  in South Pacific?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 15, 2011, 03:04:34 PM
Was the chanting salmon wild, tame, or smoked?
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Post by: MrHyde on December 15, 2011, 09:49:00 PM
Do salmon's chant when bear eat them?
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Post by: Archer on December 15, 2011, 11:11:17 PM
Is it not the bear that will chant as the salmon exists ?   (http://www.therealstevegray.com/wp-content/uploads/bear-woods.jpg)

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Post by: MrHyde on December 15, 2011, 11:53:07 PM
What does a bear chant as the salmon exits?
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Post by: Archer on December 16, 2011, 12:36:43 AM
Phew, phew, phew.   You'll be needing a source ?  http://www.demotivatingposters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dp105.jpg (http://www.demotivatingposters.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/dp105.jpg)
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Post by: MrHyde on December 16, 2011, 12:41:43 AM
No I don't need a source.  Doesn't everyone know about exiting?
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Post by: Archer on December 16, 2011, 01:08:10 AM
Ah, but does everyone know about exiting gracefully ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNedgj3HBs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApNedgj3HBs) 
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 19, 2011, 10:05:03 AM
What if the bulb is out on the exit sign?
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Post by: Archer on December 19, 2011, 11:03:28 AM
Exit signs on white trousers need light contrast ?   :D
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Post by: MrHyde on December 19, 2011, 11:10:49 AM
You have an exit sign on your trousers?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 19, 2011, 12:44:24 PM
Do trousers really need an exit sign?
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Post by: Archer on December 19, 2011, 03:07:39 PM
Woudst thou wager the reporter in white trousers would vote . . . " nay " ?
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Post by: Butch on January 09, 2012, 09:01:27 AM
What would the stakes of the wager be?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 09, 2012, 03:28:20 PM
Can there be chicken on the wager as well?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 09, 2012, 06:35:03 PM
If it be chicken, may I have darkmeat, else would you make my stakes medium rare (as long as they haven't penetrated a vampyre's heart)?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2012, 06:48:45 AM
Does this mean that stakes that have penetrated a vampyre's heart are very rare?
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Post by: Archer on January 10, 2012, 08:09:48 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uwiNpHRiCh0/Tgiv4ski3LI/AAAAAAAAAEI/rLA27PxVBfE/s1600/1292307611-33.jpg)

            What is a heart ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2012, 03:24:26 PM
Does this count?
(http://www.oldmerlin.com/images/Heart.jpg)
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Post by: Archer on January 10, 2012, 04:47:35 PM
(http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxl75bX4gR1r5q1hbo1_500.gif)

            Soitenly.  Was anyone objecting ?
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Post by: Mairte on January 11, 2012, 12:14:52 PM
Why would they object?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 11, 2012, 11:37:57 PM
Maybe they would if they were objects of desire.  What do you think?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2012, 06:42:13 AM
Are you referring to Popeye & Olive Oyl, the Wilson sisters, or the Tin Man?
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Post by: Archer on January 12, 2012, 10:44:42 AM
(http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxo5t3QR5Q1r4ej6wo1_r1_500.gif)

           Did he have something else entirely  . . .  in mind ?   :P
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2012, 03:31:57 PM
...it's gotta be the "California Girls" video!   What a character he was!
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Post by: Archer on January 12, 2012, 10:09:19 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2012, 03:31:57 PM
...it's gotta be the "California Girls" video!   What a character he was!


   Gotcha,  there was no answer for the question with a question in there brah.   ;D

  ;D   Was not the "I wish . . . I wish . . . I wish "   quote making my case ?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 12, 2012, 10:56:18 PM
Why can't the world be like the factory of Willy Wonka?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 13, 2012, 03:57:17 PM
You want dead children floating in your chocolate?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 13, 2012, 04:29:48 PM
Yes and wouldn't it be great if you squeezed a fat kid and got blueberry juice?
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Post by: Butch on January 14, 2012, 10:10:37 AM
Would you consume it if you knew from whence it came?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 15, 2012, 02:56:49 AM
Would it taste like a blueberry or something else?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 15, 2012, 11:31:23 AM
Has anyone actually seen blueberry juice for sale?
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Post by: scarletnyx on January 15, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
Have you ever even seen blueberries for sale?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Haven't you ever been to the grocer's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on January 15, 2012, 06:14:13 PM
Why go to the grocers when you can go to the supermarket?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2012, 08:03:23 PM
Are markets all that super?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2012, 11:17:21 PM
Wouldn't they be if they were operated by Kal-El?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 16, 2012, 11:28:11 AM
Is that why I can never find kryptonite at my supermarket?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 16, 2012, 02:13:49 PM
Is it because, possibly, that you don't frequent Central Market?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 16, 2012, 02:20:41 PM
Does Central Market sell kryptonite?
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Post by: Archer on January 17, 2012, 09:05:02 AM
Don't the Spin Doctors have it all "in their pocket" ?   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRQW0WpTJ8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXRQW0WpTJ8)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 17, 2012, 12:24:59 PM
Spin doctors have kryptonite in their pocket?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 17, 2012, 02:23:51 PM
Doesn't it make sense to have doctors handy, even if they are spinning, when you get kryptonite poisoning?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 17, 2012, 03:23:35 PM
Would you let a spinning doctor operate on you?
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Post by: Edmund Lord Pexton on January 17, 2012, 03:35:54 PM
Spinning Doctor?  Is that like a chiropractor?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 17, 2012, 09:59:25 PM
Is a chiropractor a real doctor?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 17, 2012, 10:43:08 PM
Does he accept insurance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 18, 2012, 06:46:50 AM
Do chiropractors cure back aches - if so, why does the patient have to keep returning for more treatments?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2012, 07:08:13 AM
Do you think that chiropractors might be trying to relieve patients of their savings?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on January 18, 2012, 11:16:52 AM
Do you think anyone has any savings to be relieved of?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 18, 2012, 02:40:48 PM
Was your bank or mattress robbed?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2012, 02:44:33 PM
Do people actually still trust that their money be safe in banks?
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Post by: Archer on January 18, 2012, 03:12:03 PM
Are humans creatures of habit and routine ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 18, 2012, 04:19:07 PM
Why did I think it was hair and skin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2012, 04:29:00 PM
Isn't it Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice or Snails, Nails, and Puppy Dog Tails, depending on your sex?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 18, 2012, 04:38:08 PM
does it really have to depend on sex?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2012, 04:44:17 PM
Does not the existence of everyone depend upon sex?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 18, 2012, 05:31:05 PM
Why did I think the existence of everyone depended on beer? Was I misinformed?
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Post by: Archer on January 18, 2012, 05:54:09 PM
Did he mean gender, and; when in youth, are not beer and sex connected from time to time ?   
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 18, 2012, 09:03:56 PM
Merlin, what about asexual reproduction (flat worms) and cloning?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 18, 2012, 10:56:33 PM
Is Merlin asexual?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 19, 2012, 07:46:16 AM
Is Merlin a sexual what?
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Post by: Archer on January 19, 2012, 10:04:21 AM
Old enough for senior citizen discount or just ze sympathy boink ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2012, 04:30:56 PM
Do I really need all of this abuse?
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Post by: Archer on January 19, 2012, 07:19:11 PM
lol, do ye not loveth it ?   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2012, 08:32:23 PM
May I quote a young illegal alien known as Mork, and say, "Arrr, Arrr, Humour!"?  :)
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Post by: MrHyde on January 19, 2012, 08:50:39 PM
Are you from Ork?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2012, 09:02:57 PM
No, I'm from Ark, but isn't Archer from Ork, aka, Orklahoma?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 20, 2012, 09:15:30 AM
Does the wind come whipping down the plain there?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 20, 2012, 09:45:39 AM
Do they have plains on Ork?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2012, 10:09:32 AM
Would those be prop-driven or jet plains?  ::)
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Post by: MrHyde on January 20, 2012, 11:06:06 PM
Wouldn't you think they would be planes that are plain on the plain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2012, 12:14:37 AM
Are they toy planes because then you'd be playin' with a plane on the plain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on January 21, 2012, 08:48:57 AM
Should you really be playing with your toys on a plain in plain view of everyone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2012, 08:55:50 AM
Does the rain in Spain still remain mainly on the plain, and does rain on a plane refrain during the reign of certain royalty with brains?  :o
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Post by: MrHyde on January 21, 2012, 09:30:01 AM
Are we really tired of all these motherf@#$in snakes on the plane?
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Post by: Archer on January 22, 2012, 01:04:13 PM

         Isn't it "Burger King" for Sam in most movie roles he takes ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 25, 2012, 06:51:21 AM
Is Sam the King of the Burgers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 25, 2012, 07:07:22 AM
If there's a King of the Burgers, is there a Queen too?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 25, 2012, 02:34:33 PM
Don't Burgers have Meisters, instead?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on January 26, 2012, 01:18:46 AM
What's a Meister?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 26, 2012, 05:02:59 AM
Does it rhyme with Keester?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 26, 2012, 05:55:50 AM
Would you believe (sounds like Don Adams...) that Meister is pronounced with a long i sound?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2012, 06:31:22 AM
In german, 'Meister' means master or expert, doesn't it?  And, 'Burgermeister' is close in meaning to a town mayor, nicht wahr?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 26, 2012, 07:52:22 AM
Is that where McDonald's got the idea for their character Mayor McCheese?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 26, 2012, 01:19:50 PM
Whatever happened to Mayor McCheese, the Hamburgler, and all those characters? Are they still around?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 26, 2012, 11:41:49 PM
Didn't Ronald send them to a concentration camp?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 27, 2012, 06:56:43 AM
For that matter, anyone seen Ronald lately?
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Post by: Archer on January 27, 2012, 08:25:57 AM
                 (http://a4cgr.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/snopesfraud.jpeg)

Is Ronald not busy attending a purification ritual in the funny/interesting pictures thread ?

http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=56.msg346772#msg346772 (http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=56.msg346772#msg346772)
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Post by: Butch on January 27, 2012, 11:03:24 PM
Didn't Ronald Reagan pass away in '04?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2012, 06:56:14 AM
Do you think he's aware that he did?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 28, 2012, 07:28:26 AM
Did you know blueberry jellybelly beans were created just for him?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2012, 08:21:58 AM
Is that what killed him?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 28, 2012, 10:08:28 AM
I thought it was JR we were asking that question about?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2012, 11:16:07 AM
Wasn't JR shot rather than killed by a jellybelly?
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Post by: MrHyde on January 28, 2012, 11:17:05 AM
Was he possibly shot by a jellybelly?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2012, 03:54:39 PM
Wasn't he shot by Bing Crosby's daughter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2012, 04:01:04 PM
Didn't Bing Crosby like JR?
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Post by: Anna Iram on January 29, 2012, 04:06:54 PM
Do you have to dislike somebody to shoot them?
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Post by: Archer on January 29, 2012, 04:08:59 PM
When it comes to any shot, would not JD be a better selection than JR ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2012, 04:10:21 PM
You really think you need to ask me that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2012, 04:17:26 PM
When it comes to taking a shot and JD, would you mind clarifying that your talking about taking a shot of Jack Daniels and not taking a shot at Jack Daw?
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Post by: Archer on January 29, 2012, 04:59:49 PM
lol, does jack be nimble . . . jack be quick,  not apply to Jack Daw ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2012, 05:28:55 PM
Were you not aware that anytime I refer to JD, it's the drinking variety?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 29, 2012, 05:31:34 PM
Doesn't Jack drink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 29, 2012, 06:14:28 PM
Does Jack drink?  Does an oil slick have a rainbow?
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Post by: The Rabbi on January 29, 2012, 08:15:20 PM
Shouldnt we be asking Dorothy and Toto that question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 29, 2012, 09:01:15 PM
Do they know Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on January 29, 2012, 09:47:26 PM
The Jack at work ?   (http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rma/lowres/rman1918l.jpg)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 30, 2012, 07:26:49 PM
Did Dorothy and Toto play in an oil slick?  (That must have been out to show a Pepsodent commercial)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 31, 2012, 08:02:23 AM
When did Kansas move to the Gulf of Mexico?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on January 31, 2012, 08:20:09 AM
Wasn't it poppies they were playing in?
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Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on February 01, 2012, 01:26:14 PM
It wasn't an opium den?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 01, 2012, 03:05:14 PM
There's an opium den in the Gulf of Mexico? Who knew?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 01, 2012, 03:23:42 PM
Is it attached to the opium kitchen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 01, 2012, 03:51:27 PM
How did it get to be called a den, anyhow?
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Post by: captmarga on February 01, 2012, 04:41:51 PM
Is it dark in this den, or is it just me?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 05, 2012, 04:27:03 PM
What year in the Dark Ages did Nimue seduce Merlin and cause Merlin the younger to come into the world?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 05, 2012, 05:05:30 PM
Do you really think she would have seduced me if it had been the Light Ages and she could have seen me?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 05, 2012, 05:20:57 PM
Are you sure it was not a magical spell to start with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2012, 05:55:54 PM
What are we spelling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 05, 2012, 05:57:00 PM
Is there going to be a test?
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Post by: Merlin on February 05, 2012, 06:11:00 PM
Will it be oral?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 05, 2012, 06:12:14 PM
Will what be oral??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 05, 2012, 06:27:04 PM
Which one will be grading this oral test.....The taker or the giver?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 05, 2012, 06:37:05 PM
Shouldn't it be both?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 06, 2012, 11:47:04 AM
Can I take the written test instead?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 06, 2012, 11:53:16 AM
Do you have your own crayons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 06, 2012, 01:54:50 PM
If so, why do you have my blue crayon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 06, 2012, 06:08:33 PM
Could it be because he has a Smurf coloring book?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 06, 2012, 06:13:18 PM
Do Smurfs like to colour in other than blue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on February 07, 2012, 11:36:59 AM
Don't smurfs only smurf the color smurf?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 07, 2012, 01:54:34 PM
What about a rogue smurf in plaid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rogue Hidesmith on February 07, 2012, 05:57:07 PM
Hasn't Gargamel tried kilting smurfs before?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 07, 2012, 06:43:24 PM
What clan are smurfs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 07, 2012, 07:57:50 PM
An evil clan that play online Medal of Honor, as a team http://www.evilsmurfs.com/images/home/newsplashfinal4.gif (http://www.evilsmurfs.com/images/home/newsplashfinal4.gif) but . . .  do they have fun ?
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Post by: Merlin on February 07, 2012, 08:18:25 PM
Aren't they always smiling and dancing?
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Post by: MrHyde on February 07, 2012, 11:21:29 PM
Is that because they are happy or are they a secret camp of Smurf slaves under the rule of an evil Overlord?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 08, 2012, 08:04:48 AM
Wasn't Overlord what they called the invasion of Normandy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 08, 2012, 10:27:45 AM
Normandy? Wasn't that the name of the guy at the bar at Cheers?  ::)
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Post by: Archer on February 08, 2012, 11:05:31 AM
Cheers, isn't that what we say when we meet and consume at a renfaire ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 10, 2012, 02:16:39 PM
What happened to Huzzah?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 10, 2012, 02:24:21 PM
Doesn't that come right after the passing of the cool ale over the teeth and gums ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 10, 2012, 09:58:18 PM
Does it have to be cool ale? Why can't it be cool mead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 10, 2012, 10:48:29 PM
Should it read, favorite beverage ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2012, 08:48:25 AM
What would be a bad beverage?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 11, 2012, 11:11:09 AM
Wouldn't a hot beer be a bad beverage?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 11, 2012, 11:44:51 AM
One vote is yes on "hot beer" but, does one vote matter at all ?
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Post by: Merlin on February 11, 2012, 04:09:45 PM
Isn't beer supposed to be cold?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 11, 2012, 06:55:01 PM
Could one learn to drink beer at any temperature under some circumstances ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FEjGB0ZVU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2FEjGB0ZVU)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 11, 2012, 07:10:14 PM
Why would they do that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2012, 07:50:12 PM
When there is beer, why do some choose tea?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 12, 2012, 10:09:09 PM
What's wrong with tea?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2012, 10:39:42 PM
What?!? Is Tea ill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 12, 2012, 10:43:31 PM
Does it have the cold, or the flu?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 13, 2012, 08:17:57 AM
Are you leading up to the story about the doctor who tells the patient he has very bad flu where the patient says he wants a second opinion. ?

  The doctor responds,  "OK . . .  you're ugly too".   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 13, 2012, 01:04:17 PM
What caused him to be ugly?
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Post by: Archer on February 13, 2012, 05:16:44 PM
(http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/files/uglystick_575.gif)
   
          Did Mr. Hyde not know ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 13, 2012, 05:41:49 PM
Is that why pirates wear eye patches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on February 13, 2012, 09:59:01 PM
Isn't that a ninja?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 14, 2012, 12:07:28 AM
Do ninjas wear eye patches too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2012, 05:58:53 AM
Do ninjas and pirates suffer from amblyopia?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on February 14, 2012, 06:49:12 AM
do you really care?
;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 14, 2012, 01:10:14 PM
Sure he does . . . how else does one discover a random cyclops in the mix  ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2012, 01:27:22 PM
A mix of what?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 14, 2012, 01:31:46 PM
Did you say Tom Mix?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2012, 02:32:56 PM
Wouldn't you rather make Toms from scratch, rather than using a Tom Mix?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 14, 2012, 02:36:27 PM
Does a Tom mix have half the ingredients of a tom and jerry mix?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 14, 2012, 03:43:47 PM
Are we discussing a recipe or cartoon genetics ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2012, 04:44:40 PM
May I have a drink before I answer that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2012, 05:14:56 PM
Is it noon somewhere?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2012, 05:22:14 PM
Would you like me to bequeath you my sundial which always registers noon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 14, 2012, 05:57:45 PM
If you're asking me, the answer is "sure" and the question becomes, what County in Arkansas will host the litigation ?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 14, 2012, 06:23:39 PM
Are there books in Arkansas?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2012, 06:38:32 PM
Besides the ones with pictures??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 14, 2012, 09:03:36 PM
What other kinds are there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 16, 2012, 12:44:34 AM
Like, do it your self books ?  (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_i9sYjM5DCw0/SwNSUNgdR5I/AAAAAAAAAEw/ci17XGcPZbs/s1600/book-fancy-coffins.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 16, 2012, 08:36:36 AM
How many urns could you fit in there? A family of hundreds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 16, 2012, 08:32:05 PM
Is DonaCatalina planning to off a family of hundreds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
Did she watch a TV commercial on how to urn thousands in the privacy of her own home?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 16, 2012, 08:43:03 PM
Are any of our lives actually private any more?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 16, 2012, 08:55:37 PM
Can anyone doubt that captmarga presents a thought provoking question, that few get a warm and fuzzy about the answer to ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2012, 06:04:48 AM
Quote from: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2012, 08:41:14 PM
Did she watch a TV commercial on how to urn thousands in the privacy of her own home?
Can I force Jack Daw to come clean the coffee off of my monitor, desk, and office wall?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 17, 2012, 08:03:40 AM
Won't it be important to know how to urn thousands,  when the zombie apocalypse arrives ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 17, 2012, 09:55:41 AM
And will it come out of a snow tunnel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 17, 2012, 02:13:26 PM
If DonaCatalina is correct (and she may well be), what will be the cause as in degree of pole shift or will it be from volcanic ash blotting out sunlight ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 17, 2012, 02:33:38 PM
Is it possible that with all the Ren faires in existence upon the North American continent that the revelry, and subsequent ale spillage,  will cause the planet to get overly tipsy and tipsy over?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2012, 04:54:46 PM
If you plan on spilling ale, would you mind spilling it into my open mouth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 17, 2012, 06:05:14 PM
Would you be able to keep your mouth open that long?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 17, 2012, 06:20:00 PM
Why, is her shake a really slooow shake ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 17, 2012, 08:03:05 PM
Are we talking about milk shakes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2012, 08:25:24 PM
Do you get milk shakes when you're trying to wean yourself off of milk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 17, 2012, 09:29:09 PM
Can they be made with almond milk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 17, 2012, 09:54:58 PM
Would it be easier than milking a cat ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 17, 2012, 11:33:01 PM
Wouldn't the best person the ask that question be Nurse Gaylord Focker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 18, 2012, 12:03:25 AM
Another Focker join the forum ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 18, 2012, 12:04:07 PM
Do you think it was a Little Focker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 18, 2012, 01:48:20 PM
Are you a pot head, Focker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 18, 2012, 03:28:08 PM
Is it safe to let a Focker around a loved one's ashes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 18, 2012, 04:55:00 PM
Does he have opposable thumbs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2012, 08:01:03 PM
Is it a mother Focker, or a German Focker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 19, 2012, 09:58:49 AM
So long as it is a (http://images-partners-tbn.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTi3zQccc8f9JwKztgW1Ee1-3jzJsuLA-vHiOFruFOOlPzB7dmu3g:mightytees.com/wp-content/thumbnails/lg_1259865908.jpg), right ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 21, 2012, 12:05:05 PM
Whose letting all these Fockers in here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 21, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
Did you know that Manfred von Richthofen, a.k.a., the Red Baron, flew a Fokker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 21, 2012, 07:19:48 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on February 21, 2012, 01:24:43 PM
Did you know that Manfred von Richthofen, a.k.a., the Red Baron, flew a Fokker?

Wasn't he in the Earth band?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 21, 2012, 08:06:37 PM
Was he a Mann?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 21, 2012, 08:57:31 PM
Was he blinded by the light?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 21, 2012, 11:23:31 PM
.... uh, runner in the night ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 05:09:20 AM
Do you think that there are many who know of what we speak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2012, 08:03:38 AM
Are there ever?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 22, 2012, 08:11:12 AM
... well, are they wrapped up or not ? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 22, 2012, 10:30:40 AM
Does anyone else have this stuck in thier head now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 10:38:44 AM
Do you think it clashes with my arrow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 22, 2012, 10:39:52 AM
What color of fletching is on this arrow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on February 22, 2012, 10:40:13 AM
Are you stuck in the 70's with the Steve Martin and Manfred Mann references?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 22, 2012, 10:42:02 AM
are we not suppose to be stuck in the middle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 22, 2012, 11:51:03 AM
If we're talking ferris wheels, wouldn't you rather be stuck on the bottom?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 01:46:22 PM
...are you sure we're talking about ferris wheels?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2012, 03:01:06 PM
Don't you mean Ferris Bueller?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 03:02:15 PM
You want to be stuck on Ferris Bueller's bottom?!?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2012, 04:16:31 PM
Did I say that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on February 22, 2012, 04:25:58 PM
Would you like to rephrase your last answer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 22, 2012, 06:20:53 PM
What has this game taught us ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 22, 2012, 06:40:14 PM
Ummmm...*grin*. That we only misunderstand what we want to misunderstand?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 22, 2012, 06:58:23 PM
Is this an indicator of one who would twist a mantra to fit the twister's own reality ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 07:03:22 PM
Have you learned not to trust an old wizard with a dirty mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 22, 2012, 07:34:51 PM
Isn't it said that a dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2012, 07:56:43 PM
Is it not also said that a waist is a terrible thing to mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 22, 2012, 08:37:16 PM
Why does your waist make you mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 22, 2012, 08:42:34 PM
Are you having mind waste Hyde and if so, is it not a teaching to not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment ?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on February 22, 2012, 09:28:44 PM
How many days until Scarborough?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 23, 2012, 05:35:10 AM
Didn't I answer that already?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 23, 2012, 06:27:11 AM
Was it not in another thread?  And with so many threads, don't you think we should have a garment by now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 23, 2012, 11:22:04 AM
Can you wait until April 7?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 23, 2012, 02:37:04 PM
For a garment? Must I run around naked until then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 23, 2012, 02:49:01 PM
Could you pass the eye bleach for that and allow an alternate/delete on the mental picture ?   8)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on February 23, 2012, 06:16:30 PM
Where does one purchase eye bleach?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 23, 2012, 06:45:56 PM
(http://th10.photobucket.com/albums/a144/lomis/th_eyebleach1.png)  Would you accept a free sample ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 23, 2012, 06:47:52 PM
What are you implying in reference to my nudiditity?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 23, 2012, 08:00:17 PM
Don't you have one too many ditis there, Merlin?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 23, 2012, 08:08:35 PM
Don't you remember the way that Radar pronounced it on an old M*A*S*H episode? (I always loved that!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 23, 2012, 08:26:12 PM
Oh yeah! Thought that familiar. So, does anyone remember his full name...without looking it up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 24, 2012, 06:05:48 AM
You mean Walter Eugene O'Reilly? Do you realize how many times I've watched the entire series from start to finish? (you realize it's actually sad that I remembered his middle name... I need a life... I did, however, spell his last name incorrectly initially.)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on February 24, 2012, 11:17:58 AM
What other character names do you remember?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 24, 2012, 12:55:40 PM
From M*A*S*H or other shows?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Anna Iram on February 24, 2012, 01:08:02 PM
You're gonna be hard to stump, aren't you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 24, 2012, 04:43:43 PM
Why are we turning Merlin T E into a stump?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 24, 2012, 05:20:04 PM
Is it because he has deep roots and a sawed-off top?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 24, 2012, 07:48:17 PM
Are you going to start calling me "Stumpy?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 24, 2012, 10:26:16 PM
Is that what you now desire to be called?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on February 24, 2012, 10:56:00 PM
Does he have a choice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 25, 2012, 01:43:15 AM
So now he's known as stump wizard ?  (http://www.glenndurlacher.com/images/stump_wizard.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2012, 06:25:09 AM
So now I'm a stump wizard? Wooden you know it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on February 25, 2012, 11:49:15 AM
Does he look petrified to you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on February 29, 2012, 11:18:51 PM
Nah, is he not just hard boiled ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 01, 2012, 07:21:28 AM
What happens when you boil a stump?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on March 01, 2012, 08:46:07 AM
(http://www.woodhacker.com/images/2006_spirit_stump-1_700px.jpg)

        Anything nice you do for a stump causes it to link up with another stump, no ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 01, 2012, 02:09:04 PM
Is this about the weed hacker incident?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2012, 05:03:46 PM
Someone got into my weed?!??! uh..I mean...ah, shirt!  :P
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 01, 2012, 05:27:09 PM
Does anyone else recall the song about two old hippy/bikers that the main line was "we smoked it"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on March 01, 2012, 11:07:30 PM
Did they smoke their bike?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 02, 2012, 06:47:40 AM
Does "smoking" your bike mean that you totaled it and need to get a new one?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 02, 2012, 08:03:37 AM
Anyone else have a sudden craving for smoked brisket?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 02, 2012, 11:46:05 AM
Where do you find Zig Zags that are big enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on March 02, 2012, 12:18:22 PM
Merlin ont you remember the Cheech & Chong album?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 02, 2012, 12:42:20 PM
Dave?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 02, 2012, 03:00:34 PM
Is Dave here...FINALLY?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: MrHyde on March 02, 2012, 06:33:43 PM
Is it Dave from Wendy's because isn't he dead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Archer on March 02, 2012, 09:52:36 PM
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/3/help-2.jpg)  Could be Hyde or, was he just replaced while taking a dirt nap ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2012, 09:13:28 AM
Did this train of thought make any sense, or was it just a runaway train?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 12, 2012, 11:31:58 AM
Does the runaway train have a dining car that serves Wendy's burgers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2012, 02:55:38 PM
Did Wendy make the burgers out of Peter Pan after she killed him?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2012, 03:07:59 PM
I'm pretty sure that was spam; wouldn't it have gone bad quickly otherwise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2012, 03:09:11 PM
So it's actually Peter Spam?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 12, 2012, 03:29:20 PM
Peter Spam,
went on the lam.
His cousin chased off Captain Hook.
Though Spam insists that he's not a crook;
Would you believe he was a lowly cook?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2012, 06:29:51 PM
DC's a poet and I didn't know it??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2012, 07:01:47 PM
Wait...isn't DC a comic?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2012, 07:03:24 PM
DC is a comic poet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 13, 2012, 10:44:45 AM
Does a comic poet recite limericks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 13, 2012, 02:35:25 PM
Can you tell us how its done Bob?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 13, 2012, 04:03:53 PM
Wasn't there once a man from Nuntuckit.....
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Post by: captmarga on March 13, 2012, 06:10:06 PM
Why does that poor fellow in the limerick always come up as the subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 13, 2012, 06:47:00 PM
Is it because of his home town?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 14, 2012, 07:48:01 AM
Wouldn't the fellow in the limerick be the object under certain circumstances?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on March 14, 2012, 11:00:50 AM
Did the tables turn somewhere and now men, and not women, are objects?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2012, 11:54:26 AM
Are we to be trifled with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 14, 2012, 12:43:18 PM
Is reciting limericks considered trifling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2012, 02:10:38 PM
Don't they use pigs to hunt for trifles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 14, 2012, 02:45:23 PM
No, no, they use pigs to hunt for those chocolate candies called truffles...don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2012, 03:44:18 PM
Do the pigs fly to find the chocolate?
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Post by: Butch on March 14, 2012, 10:36:45 PM
Do they use Buffalo Wings?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2012, 10:50:24 PM
Wouldn't it be against a pig's religion to use buffalo wings?
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Post by: Archer on March 15, 2012, 08:01:33 AM
Perhaps but, don't all creatures on this planet fly and . . . . get by . . . . with a little help from their friends ?

http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/73000/Can-Pigs-Fly--73294.jpg (http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/73000/Can-Pigs-Fly--73294.jpg)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 15, 2012, 08:09:32 AM
Do your friends have catapults?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Lady Kathleen of Olmsted on March 15, 2012, 08:14:04 AM
And you thought I was crazy ?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2012, 08:20:34 AM
Do catapults need litter boxes and flea collars?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on March 15, 2012, 11:57:49 AM
Are you drunk again?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 15, 2012, 12:55:50 PM
Was he sober to start with?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Celtic Lady on March 16, 2012, 12:24:04 AM
Don't you know?
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Post by: Archer on March 16, 2012, 06:59:21 AM
Did not Socrates say:  "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing"  ?


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Post by: Anna Iram on March 16, 2012, 11:07:54 AM
Was Socrates tipping the bottle when he said that?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2012, 12:26:18 PM
Maybe he was just playing 'spin the bottle'?
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Post by: Archer on March 16, 2012, 01:00:17 PM
Does drunk or sober, serious or playing matter at all if (a) your name is still known 2500 years after ye croak and; (2)  ye be identified as a founder of a philosphy that dominates one half of a planet ?
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Post by: captmarga on March 16, 2012, 03:48:15 PM
Don't insects dominate our planet?
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Post by: Merlin on March 16, 2012, 04:11:42 PM
Should we swear allegiance to them before it's too late?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 16, 2012, 04:47:12 PM
Would that be allegiance or fealty?
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Post by: Merlin on March 16, 2012, 06:44:19 PM
What is fealty?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 16, 2012, 07:04:29 PM
...and wouldn't swearing at them p**s them off?  :o
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Post by: Merlin on March 16, 2012, 08:27:09 PM
Do insects get p**sed off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2012, 09:01:41 PM
Aren't the chances better that if they are below my dogs, that they get p**sed on?
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Post by: MrHyde on March 17, 2012, 11:21:49 PM
Isn't it better to be _i_s_d off than p_s_e_ on?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 17, 2012, 11:42:21 PM
Well, how do you spell relief?!?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2012, 09:10:36 AM
Am I late for the spelling test (I hope so)?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 18, 2012, 09:34:03 AM
Does anyone remember the old commercial ". Always trust your car to the man who wears the star."?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2012, 11:15:18 AM
You mean "the big red Texaco star?"
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Post by: Merlin on March 18, 2012, 01:41:59 PM
Are we showing our age here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2012, 02:54:31 PM
How do you hide over a thousand years of experiences?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 18, 2012, 07:10:15 PM
Under a thousand year old kilt?
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Post by: Merlin on March 18, 2012, 07:28:49 PM
Are you seriously lying about your age again?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2012, 08:24:51 PM
How old do you think Anna is?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 18, 2012, 08:46:19 PM
Would saying young enough be a good answer?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 18, 2012, 08:48:44 PM
Hows about older than my teeth and....how does that go?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 19, 2012, 02:14:49 PM
What is older than your teeth?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 19, 2012, 03:00:27 PM
Aren't we the same age as our teeth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2012, 03:59:09 PM
Were you born with a full set of permanent teeth, BobO?
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Post by: Archer on March 19, 2012, 05:49:29 PM
Does he have clear recollection of that period of time to respond ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2012, 06:19:19 PM
Can't he go to the maternity ward and see for himself through the next generation?
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 19, 2012, 06:22:06 PM
Or to the scrapbook for a picture of baby bobo's toofy grin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
But would those not be baby teeth rather than permanent teeth?
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Post by: Archer on March 19, 2012, 06:59:34 PM
(http://popwebgame.com/funny_pic/images/No-Teeth.jpg)  (http://media.myspacepimper.com/content/image/funny/funny_229.jpg)

    Can ye define "permanent" ?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 20, 2012, 02:18:06 PM
Where's the eyewash?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 20, 2012, 02:35:13 PM
Will eyewash be enough?

(Oh, and Archer, how in the world did you find that baby picture of me strapped into my Graco?)
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Post by: Anna Iram on March 20, 2012, 02:50:51 PM
Does anyone else see a big grin on the Graco as well?  :D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 20, 2012, 05:43:30 PM
Funny he don't look Graco to me, does he?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on March 21, 2012, 01:45:46 AM
Do you think he has trouble eating corn on the cob?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2012, 07:24:04 AM
Wouldn't it amaize you if he could?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2012, 09:26:00 AM
Was that a play on words, Jack?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2012, 02:56:41 PM
...or, just bad spelling, Merlin?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 02, 2012, 11:03:46 AM
Why is there only one way to spell a word?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2012, 02:03:15 PM
After reading several threads on this forum, you really expect me to believe there's only one way to spell a word? Don't you consider a wrong spelling to be another way to spell a word?
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Post by: Archer on April 02, 2012, 06:04:06 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2012, 02:03:15 PM
After reading several threads on this forum, you really expect me to believe there's only one way to spell a word? Don't you consider a wrong spelling to be another way to spell a word?

Why has no one objected to these compound questions ?   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2012, 06:18:03 PM
Why do you object to compound questions? Do you have a short attention span?  ;) :P ::) Would yo like me to stop??
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 03, 2012, 06:28:26 AM
Are these questions really "compound" or just confounded questions?!
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Post by: Archer on April 03, 2012, 07:40:37 AM
. . . . or, are they questions from one with wedding bell jitters, once again ?   ;D
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 03, 2012, 08:02:29 AM
Is that different from cold feet?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 03, 2012, 09:25:11 AM
Can't you have cold feet in winter even if there's no wedding in sight?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 03, 2012, 02:39:38 PM
Why did someone have to mention "wedding bells?" Do you realize how irritating it is to have the Fifth Dimension song "Wedding Bell Blues" going through your head?
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Post by: Archer on April 03, 2012, 02:50:53 PM
Would it not be worse to have one less bell ?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPE2fmN2U4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDPE2fmN2U4)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 03, 2012, 03:07:19 PM
Are you trying to make me crazy(er)?!?
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Post by: Mairte on April 03, 2012, 08:00:24 PM
Or crazi(est)? :D
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 03, 2012, 08:15:34 PM
Is either truly possable?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 04, 2012, 12:22:17 AM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 04, 2012, 09:39:25 AM
Are we not suppose to?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 04, 2012, 02:25:47 PM
Do you always do what you're supposed to do?
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Post by: Archer on April 04, 2012, 02:40:56 PM
May one elect to take the fifth amendment right to remain silent as the answer to that question (in a question) . . up in here ?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 04, 2012, 02:43:44 PM
Would it be acceptable if I pretended to understand what Archer just said?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2012, 07:04:35 PM
Didn't Archer answer the question...in a manner of speaking, despite wanting to "take the 5th"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2012, 07:12:21 PM
If I took the fifth, don't you think it would have been Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 04, 2012, 08:25:48 PM
Would it not be better to take the keg then to take the fifth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2012, 08:46:52 PM
Doesn't that depend on whether you like Jack Daniel's or some barley drink?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 05, 2012, 07:05:30 AM
Don't certain barley drinks have many millions of devoted--and happy--imbibers?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 05, 2012, 09:10:30 AM
Why don't they sell kegs of whiskey?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2012, 09:27:23 AM
If they do, can I get my keg of whiskey with a straw?
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Post by: Archer on April 05, 2012, 09:40:19 AM
(https://www.proxibid.com/AuctionImages/4252/37514/CatalogDetail/33.jpg?replacewithpaddle)

           If it comes with glasses, will you need a straw ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2012, 10:14:11 AM
Will I need glasses to drink the whiskey if the whiskey is in focus?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2012, 10:21:17 AM
How many whiskeys does it take before you lose focus?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2012, 10:37:11 AM
Do I drive a Focus?!?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 05, 2012, 01:54:43 PM
Did you sell Homer?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 05, 2012, 02:08:20 PM
Will Homer bring straws?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2012, 02:51:18 PM
Does this have anything to do with a cocktail by the name of Merlin, and how could I sell Homer, the Odyssey, with or without straws?!?
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Post by: Mairte on April 05, 2012, 03:56:43 PM
By being a great salesman? (shrug) ;D
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 06, 2012, 08:52:53 AM
Anyone seen a straw salesman around lately?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 06, 2012, 09:32:50 AM
What does this straw salesman look like?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2012, 09:36:37 AM
Is he really skinny and inflammable?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 06, 2012, 09:43:54 AM
Does anyone have a photo?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2012, 09:48:23 AM
Is that him on the left?

(http://www.oldmerlin.com/images/S/straw.jpg)
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 06, 2012, 09:51:04 AM
Possably......Can we get a second opinion?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 06, 2012, 08:34:33 PM
Do you really need one or can you just take his word for it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 07, 2012, 02:33:07 PM
Was that the last straw?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 08, 2012, 08:28:22 AM
Wouldn't it be hard to sip rum through that thing?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 08, 2012, 05:32:12 PM
Aren't you supposed to slug rum instead of sipping it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 09, 2012, 07:11:26 AM
What did rum ever do to you that you want to slug it? Do you think violence is the answer?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 09, 2012, 08:52:39 AM
Does the rum belong behind bars?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 09, 2012, 09:49:05 AM
Or do you just lock your rum in a liquor cabinet?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 10, 2012, 06:55:03 AM
Don't you think rum should be slugged into submission?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 10, 2012, 09:49:05 AM
Is submissive rum better for you somehow?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 11, 2012, 02:24:30 PM
Do you think, perhaps, that submissive rum is easier to drink?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 11, 2012, 02:31:37 PM
Are you saying that you prefer to take things easy?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 13, 2012, 02:22:41 PM
Why would you prefer easy to irritating as many people as possible?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 13, 2012, 03:56:31 PM
Does anyone not enjoy irritating others?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 14, 2012, 03:16:31 PM
Can you make an omelet without beating some eggs?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 15, 2012, 06:22:37 PM
What about using scrambled tofu?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2012, 08:29:41 PM
Then isn't it just scrambled tofu?
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Post by: beckgam462 on April 16, 2012, 06:24:07 PM
tofu, Can you scramble that chunk of rubbery stuff?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2012, 06:32:49 PM
Sure!  How about "oftu"?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 16, 2012, 09:07:40 PM
"Oftu?" Jack Daw what haven't you been drinking?
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Post by: Archer on April 21, 2012, 10:36:47 PM
Is this not a question only Jack can answer ?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 22, 2012, 10:15:39 PM
What if it is?
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Post by: Archer on April 22, 2012, 11:49:11 PM
The world explodes . . . right ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 23, 2012, 05:59:44 AM
Assuming that Jack leaves the station traveling east at 70 miles per hour, and Mary leaves the station traveling west at 55 miles per hour, what ice cream flavour would be the most suitable for the trips, and what in the hell does that have to do with anything?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 23, 2012, 06:38:52 AM
Wouldn't it be Bluebell's Caramel Turtle Fudge?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 23, 2012, 01:25:55 PM
Who makes fudge out of turtles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 23, 2012, 01:45:00 PM
I'm sorry - Didn't I say, 'Bluebell'?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 23, 2012, 11:31:30 PM
Don't you mean Blue Bunny?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 24, 2012, 12:34:28 PM
Is the Blue Bunny named Bluebelle?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 24, 2012, 12:50:17 PM
Would anyone like the face?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 24, 2012, 02:56:47 PM
Is it anything like the face of a kid eating a Hershey bar?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 24, 2012, 02:57:29 PM
Are you sharing Hershey bars now?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 24, 2012, 06:07:13 PM
Can I have a piece?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 24, 2012, 08:39:28 PM
Prithee, a piece of face?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 24, 2012, 10:03:47 PM
A piece of face- are you a puzzle?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 25, 2012, 07:38:48 AM
Do you mean like a jigsaw?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 25, 2012, 09:01:15 AM
Do you need to cut something?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 25, 2012, 10:04:46 AM
When you say that, would you mind not looking at my codpiece?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 25, 2012, 11:28:56 AM
Do you know that I just choked on my almonds after reading that, Merlin? 
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Post by: Archer on April 25, 2012, 01:24:40 PM
Should the forum have a warning label that reads "Nut eaters and drinking may be hazardous to your monitor if consuming while reading these threads"  ?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 25, 2012, 02:48:16 PM
If so, could it be in large bright red blinking letters?
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Post by: captmarga on April 25, 2012, 05:03:47 PM
Why are the letters not blinking?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 25, 2012, 05:54:33 PM
Should we be opening and closing our eyes faster?
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Post by: Archer on April 25, 2012, 06:19:26 PM

Couldn't you just have a friend cover your eyes with something . . . occasionally,  to get the blinking effect ?

(http://images3.makefive.com/images/news-business/design/top-5-coolest-animated-gifs/the-shiny-candy-like-button---ren-and-stimpy-7.gif)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 25, 2012, 09:06:41 PM
Is that Ren or Stimpy?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 25, 2012, 09:18:41 PM
Does Horton hear a Who?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 26, 2012, 07:58:38 PM
Who might be asking?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 26, 2012, 08:35:24 PM
Do you know the muffin man?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 26, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
Is he married to a Tart?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 27, 2012, 07:55:31 AM
The tart of Drury Lane?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2012, 09:25:46 AM
Doesn't that remind me of a joke?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 27, 2012, 09:29:23 AM
If it does could you retell it?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 28, 2012, 12:49:56 AM
Is it funny?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2012, 09:40:08 AM
Do all jokes have to be funny?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2012, 01:35:57 PM
Isn't that the point of jokes?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 28, 2012, 03:45:35 PM
If a joke isn't funny, is it still a joke?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2012, 07:26:57 PM
Aren't puns jokes that people groan at rather than laugh!?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 29, 2012, 06:28:05 AM
Did you hear the one about the friar who walked into a bar?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 29, 2012, 08:23:58 AM
Is that going to be anything like a Rabbi Joke?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on April 30, 2012, 12:47:15 AM
Do you want it to be?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 30, 2012, 05:53:33 AM
Are you insinuating that Rabbi is a joke?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 02, 2012, 05:56:39 AM
So Merlin, are you going to finish the joke?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2012, 07:02:11 AM
So, wouldn't it have given him a headache?
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Post by: Archer on May 02, 2012, 08:23:08 AM
Is in not Rani who claims this entire thread provides her with a headache ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2012, 08:39:51 AM
Is she stirring up trouble again?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 02, 2012, 09:00:05 AM
Has she ever stopped?
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Post by: Archer on May 02, 2012, 12:32:20 PM
Is it permissible to giggle slightly,  at this point ?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 02, 2012, 04:26:14 PM
Are you prone to giggling fits?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2012, 04:53:39 PM
Has he met your sister?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 02, 2012, 06:11:25 PM
Where do you think she got it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 03, 2012, 05:43:22 AM
Apparently, I've lost my train of thought - got what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 03, 2012, 05:46:05 AM
Is Lady Fae insinuating that Archer gave her sister, Auntie Giggles, the case of giggles that she so bravely lives with?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 03, 2012, 05:48:17 AM
Does she live with the giggles or her sister?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 03, 2012, 12:47:37 PM
If we still lived together would you come visit us?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 03, 2012, 12:53:41 PM
If we visit you, do we have to giggle?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 03, 2012, 03:38:23 PM
Would it bother you that we rarely stop giggling?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 03, 2012, 04:06:20 PM
Do you have to be tickled in order to giggle?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 03, 2012, 10:05:51 PM
Are you offering to find out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 03, 2012, 10:56:10 PM
Are you telling me that you'd be willing to let a lecherous old wizard tickle you to find out?  ::) :P :o
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Post by: Archer on May 03, 2012, 11:04:09 PM
Pics or it didn't happen . . . right ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 04, 2012, 06:13:30 AM
Do the giggle sisters live in different cities - is this what's keeping this hypothetical?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 04, 2012, 07:24:33 AM
This is hypothetical? You mean we don't really get to giggle?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 04, 2012, 09:02:42 AM
Have you ever been able to stop giggling on command?
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Post by: metalcelt on May 05, 2012, 10:02:56 AM
Has anyone ever given that command?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 07, 2012, 07:19:53 AM
Should I try to give the command for the sake of experimentation?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 07, 2012, 09:07:26 AM
Don't you think experimentation would bring on MORE giggles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 08, 2012, 05:59:58 AM
Isn't that still just an hypothesis that needs to be tested?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 08, 2012, 09:13:28 AM
Do you enjoy testing your hypotheses?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 09, 2012, 02:46:25 PM
That depends on how big the explosion, doesn't it?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 09, 2012, 03:31:23 PM
*giggle*
What are you planning on blowing up?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2012, 06:09:25 AM
Does a true scientist really plan on blowing up anything............except for Openheimer?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 10, 2012, 09:04:13 AM
Does a tuna swim in the ocean?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2012, 09:46:32 AM
Doesn't tuna come in a can?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 10, 2012, 09:47:44 AM
If tuna is in a can, how does it swim in the ocean?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2012, 10:37:10 AM
Somewhere along the line, did we blow up a tuna?
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Post by: Archer on May 10, 2012, 10:48:41 AM
(http://zurmat.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/01-funny-shoes.jpg)

Or, did we just flatten them a little ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2012, 01:14:32 PM
So, are you telling me that can tuna fish and tuna guitar?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 10, 2012, 03:26:12 PM
Can someone just make me a tuna sandwich instead?
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Post by: Archer on May 10, 2012, 04:00:47 PM
Is it okay if it smells a little like tuna foot ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2012, 04:38:25 PM
Does anyone know on what page of the Wizard's Cookbook the spell is to make someone a tuna sandwich? (Personally, I think the Doña is going to look silly after I make her a tuna sandwich!)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2012, 07:02:52 PM
That's fishy - Do tuna have feet?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2012, 05:01:05 AM
Perhaps I should have said make a sandwich for me?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2012, 05:44:27 AM
Aren't you glad that you clarified your statement before someone bit you?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 11, 2012, 07:57:24 AM
Does this mean no taste test?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2012, 09:13:23 AM
Did you intend to bite the Doña?
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Post by: maeven on May 11, 2012, 09:20:18 AM
Why would you want to bite her?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2012, 09:30:21 AM
Wouldn't the Doña have to be Kosher before the Rabbi could bite her?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 11, 2012, 10:54:00 AM
Are you implying that the Dona ISN'T Kosher?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 11, 2012, 10:55:15 AM
Are all dill pickles kosher?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 11, 2012, 11:22:44 AM
Are you a dill pickle now?  (Bad Merlin, BAD!  LOL!)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 11, 2012, 11:56:29 AM
Is Merlin in a pickle again?  ;D
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Post by: Butch on May 11, 2012, 10:25:25 PM
How much Jack does he need to even GET pickled?
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Post by: JimsDana on May 13, 2012, 10:33:21 PM
At his age, he is already pickled, the question is, What size vat did they use? (Love U MTE) ;)
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Post by: LadyFae on May 14, 2012, 08:36:55 AM
Wouldn't he rather just turn himself into a sponge?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2012, 11:46:36 AM
You wouldn't waste Jack Daniel's on a pickle, would you??!??!?????!!!
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 14, 2012, 11:57:26 AM
Isn't Jack Daniels a waste?   ;D

Ian
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2012, 02:12:05 PM
You could possibly mean that, could you, Ian? Drawn and quartered anyone?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 14, 2012, 05:45:26 PM
Sorry Merlin, If it's not Scotch (single malt) its crap!

Ian
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2012, 07:11:11 PM
Should we offer Ian to the Donner party for his blasphemy?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 14, 2012, 07:44:47 PM
Did the Donner party drink scotch with their...uh...snacks?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 14, 2012, 10:25:49 PM
Hey Merlin, did you know anyone in the Donner party?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 15, 2012, 04:29:10 AM
Yes, but would you believe he tasted like chicken?
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Post by: Archer on May 15, 2012, 08:32:09 AM
Anyone for a picnic ?   http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PMuo2IK1YfA/TiEPASfuuII/AAAAAAAAEYY/T1U0-LX4Smc/s1600/Donner+Picnic+Ground.jpg (http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PMuo2IK1YfA/TiEPASfuuII/AAAAAAAAEYY/T1U0-LX4Smc/s1600/Donner+Picnic+Ground.jpg)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 15, 2012, 08:35:17 AM
Can we go to the Ozark National Forest instead?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 15, 2012, 09:29:21 AM
Why is Merlin so hostile lately?


Ian
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Post by: LadyFae on May 15, 2012, 12:31:52 PM
Lately- did you really say, LATELY?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 15, 2012, 01:52:36 PM
Why would you think I am being hostile, Ian?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 15, 2012, 02:05:31 PM
Why do keep bringing up the drawn and quartered thing?


Ian
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Post by: LadyFae on May 15, 2012, 04:15:10 PM
Didn't you insult his best friend Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 15, 2012, 08:26:48 PM
You think he'd prefer being captured in oils and dimes, Lady Fae?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 15, 2012, 09:00:56 PM
How are you planning to USE that oil, Merlin?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2012, 05:48:51 AM
Why, Lady Fae! Are you suggesting that I might be inclined toward lascivious proclivities?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 16, 2012, 08:40:13 AM
Are you suggesting that you are NOT?   :'(
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 16, 2012, 08:59:03 AM
Why would anybody NOT be?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2012, 09:20:00 AM
To allay your fears, shall I relate my litany of salacious fantasies and enterprises, Lady Fae?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 16, 2012, 11:26:26 AM
Will it make me blush?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 16, 2012, 01:26:06 PM
Did you move to Colorado?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 16, 2012, 05:50:07 PM
No, but did you know that I visited there when I was 4?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on May 16, 2012, 09:29:54 PM
DonaCatalina, are you changing the subject?
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Post by: Archer on May 17, 2012, 01:00:48 AM
Was she coming to Merlin's rescue again ?    8)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2012, 05:08:05 AM
From whom am I being rescued?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 17, 2012, 05:46:51 AM
What'd I miss?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 17, 2012, 09:52:54 AM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 17, 2012, 10:08:20 AM
Did I ask something?


Ian
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 17, 2012, 10:52:56 AM
Why can't we all just get along?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 17, 2012, 11:00:13 AM
As in, get along home Cindy?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 17, 2012, 12:54:14 PM
Cindy Lou Who?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2012, 06:14:44 AM
Who's on first?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on May 18, 2012, 10:36:15 AM
Wouldn't the real question be, who's on last?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 18, 2012, 11:04:49 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2012, 01:01:20 PM
Is she a mouse?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 18, 2012, 02:01:41 PM
Why would you think that I was somehow related to a mouse - isn't that against the lawr?
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Post by: Butch on May 18, 2012, 02:16:43 PM
What is the lawr?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on May 18, 2012, 04:56:12 PM
Is that like a liar?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2012, 06:04:58 PM
Isn't that the guy who practices law?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 19, 2012, 09:13:25 AM
Don't some people in parts of the south and midwest what put an "R" sound whwere it doesn't belongr?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 19, 2012, 09:35:19 AM
Whart are youz implying?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 19, 2012, 09:46:03 AM
Did I say something wrorng?
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Post by: Butch on May 20, 2012, 10:46:42 PM
Is English your second language?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 21, 2012, 08:38:39 AM
Is English a wrong language?
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Post by: beckgam462 on June 02, 2012, 09:12:10 PM
Wrong language,  can you explain the meanings of that statement?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 02, 2012, 09:37:58 PM
Wasn't it a question?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 03, 2012, 09:37:54 AM
Any questions on what the question is?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 03, 2012, 01:59:57 PM
Is anyone following this???
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Post by: Pat McGroin on June 03, 2012, 10:38:13 PM
Why would anybody want to follow this?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 04, 2012, 08:21:40 AM
We have to follow something?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on June 04, 2012, 12:58:29 PM
follow the yellow brick road?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 04, 2012, 01:57:23 PM
Should I avoid the question, why are the bricks yellow?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 04, 2012, 02:37:06 PM
Do you expect the answer to be uncomfortable?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 04, 2012, 03:02:39 PM
Could it be he was thinking of his underwear?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 04, 2012, 03:25:28 PM
He was thinking under where?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on June 04, 2012, 04:57:42 PM
what DOES the Scotsman wear under there?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 04, 2012, 06:07:28 PM
Now Now Is that really a proper question to be asking?    (no moren what God gavem)
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Post by: LadyFae on June 04, 2012, 06:42:45 PM
Would it be more proper to not ask?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 04, 2012, 08:40:25 PM
Isnt that what show and dont tell is for? lol
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Post by: LadyFae on June 04, 2012, 09:50:29 PM
Can you ever show and not tell?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on June 05, 2012, 02:47:41 AM
Isn't that difficult?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 05, 2012, 04:55:29 AM
Doesn't everything find the telling difficult at times?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 05, 2012, 10:20:46 AM
Has the time come to tell a story?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 05, 2012, 10:39:41 AM
Who shal tell this tale of telling?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 05, 2012, 12:15:23 PM
Is it a good story?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 05, 2012, 12:24:16 PM
Would that not depend upon the teller?
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Post by: LadyJessica on June 05, 2012, 02:05:41 PM
What are we depending on again?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 05, 2012, 02:18:04 PM
Do we really need to remember such trivial details?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 05, 2012, 07:56:28 PM
Why do we need a teller in the first place? Are you making a deposit?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 05, 2012, 09:48:59 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on June 05, 2012, 07:56:28 PM
Why do we need a teller in the first place? Are you making a deposit?
Isnt that two questions?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 06, 2012, 08:24:43 AM
What happened to my brick question?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 06, 2012, 08:41:18 AM
Could it have been too heavy for thought?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 06, 2012, 09:06:54 AM
It sounds like a question of mortar, so should we call the police?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2012, 09:45:11 AM
Isn't mortar a capital offense?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 06, 2012, 11:16:41 AM
Is it still a capital offence if it involves a small case trial?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 06, 2012, 01:40:45 PM
How much capital can you fit in a small briefcase?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 06, 2012, 06:17:37 PM
How many unmarked large bills can you fit in a small suitcase?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 07, 2012, 05:38:51 AM
If you lose the key to the suitcase, can you open it with a yellow brick?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 07, 2012, 06:45:44 AM
Is that brick stolen from Oz?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 07, 2012, 07:14:32 AM
They have yellow bricks in Australia?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 07, 2012, 03:15:57 PM
Why not, did you think they outlawed colored bricks?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 07, 2012, 03:43:01 PM
Isn't Australia where they used to send the outlawed colored bricks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 07, 2012, 04:48:03 PM
Is that where they make Botany Bay Bricks?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 07, 2012, 05:49:43 PM
Are they just yellow or is someone@#*^ little gold bricks?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 08, 2012, 11:51:05 AM
SOMEONE IS GIVING AWAY GOLD BRICKS?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 08, 2012, 11:52:30 AM
Do I have to go to Australia to pick up my gold brick?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 08, 2012, 12:54:22 PM
Are gold bricks heavy?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 08, 2012, 05:49:49 PM
Do they go a lot of gold-bricking in Australia?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2012, 06:28:55 AM
Is the gold-bricking in Australia due to the jumbo beer cans?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 09, 2012, 09:20:12 AM
What no Jack? Is the gold really worth it then?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on June 28, 2012, 11:20:28 PM
Don't you like beer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 29, 2012, 07:18:19 AM
Isn't beer the answer and not the question?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2012, 08:55:53 AM
I say wine is the answer, can we just forget the question?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 29, 2012, 12:18:30 PM
Wait, there was a question here?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 29, 2012, 12:22:25 PM
Aren't there nothing but questions here?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 29, 2012, 12:23:21 PM
Wouldn't that make sense for the title of the thread?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on June 29, 2012, 01:41:43 PM
Who said I had to make sense?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 29, 2012, 02:50:37 PM
Did anyone imply that you DID?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 30, 2012, 11:44:10 AM
Are you implying that D.C. is senseless?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on June 30, 2012, 08:02:37 PM
What was the question?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 30, 2012, 09:23:25 PM
You expect us to know?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on June 30, 2012, 10:55:31 PM
Well don't you and if you don't, who does?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 01, 2012, 05:01:02 PM
Who does what?
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Post by: DUKE OF EARL on July 01, 2012, 07:03:16 PM
What  does  who know  and  will  they  tell  the  rest  of  us?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 02, 2012, 08:28:06 AM
Will it make them a tattle tale if they do?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on July 02, 2012, 01:08:41 PM
Who can I ask to find out if that will make them a tattle tale?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2012, 04:21:47 PM
Is a tattle a prehensile tale?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 02, 2012, 05:33:19 PM
Well, can't a tattle tale sometimes grab your attention?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 03, 2012, 01:31:57 PM
Yes, but can't you also grab someone's attention by grabbing their tale?  ::)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 03, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
And, sometimes doesn't that result in a lawsuit?
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Post by: LadyJessica on July 09, 2012, 10:02:40 AM
Would that be a frivolous lawsuit?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 09, 2012, 11:04:54 AM
Would you rather it be a sober lawsuit?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 09, 2012, 03:43:10 PM
Why did that make me picture a judge in a frilly robe?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 09, 2012, 05:35:13 PM
Were you thinking of Judge Judy and her lace collar?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 11, 2012, 07:17:41 PM
An't you glad you're not a pilgrim having to wear the white bib all day?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 11, 2012, 10:11:14 PM
Just how white are they by the end of the day?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2012, 08:23:29 AM
Would that not depend on whether or not they drool?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 12, 2012, 02:13:04 PM
Have you ever seen a bulldog that didn't drool?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 12, 2012, 04:08:04 PM
Can all pilgrims keep giblet gravy from dropping from their wooden spoons?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 13, 2012, 01:24:49 PM
How did bulldogs suggest pilgrims to you?

ok...the gravy I would understand.
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 13, 2012, 02:05:39 PM
Do you think that Jack got into the Daniel's?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 13, 2012, 09:29:59 PM
Would it be better if Daniel got into the Jack?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 14, 2012, 09:33:36 AM
Didn't Merlin get into the jack?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 14, 2012, 11:58:29 AM
Hmmm...are you getting the same picture that I'm getting?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 16, 2012, 06:23:11 AM
Am I allowed to see this, or is it blatantly illegal?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 16, 2012, 01:50:42 PM
If it WAS blatently illegal, would that stop you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 17, 2012, 06:47:58 AM
Must I, or the whiskey for that matter, be maligned in this way?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2012, 07:21:43 AM
Is someone picking on you, Jack?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 17, 2012, 09:51:11 AM
Doesn't Jack always get blamed?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 17, 2012, 10:55:08 AM
If you can't blame it on the Jack, what CAN you blame it on?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 17, 2012, 10:59:23 AM
Why not blame El Niño?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2012, 11:01:47 AM
Is that a tequila?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 17, 2012, 11:06:14 AM
Do you want it to be?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2012, 12:00:47 PM
Are you seriously asking me if I want it to be alcohol?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 17, 2012, 12:31:37 PM
Bartender, can I have an El Niño Sunrise please?  ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on July 17, 2012, 02:03:03 PM
Would you like that blended?
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Post by: captmarga on July 17, 2012, 03:35:34 PM
You actually had to ask?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 17, 2012, 05:28:51 PM
Don't some prefer their drinks "on the rocks?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 18, 2012, 04:40:44 AM
Wouldn't it be more comfortable on the sofa?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 18, 2012, 06:54:28 AM
Aren't some sofas hard on the back?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 18, 2012, 11:50:51 AM
Maybe, but would they be harder than rocks?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 19, 2012, 09:48:01 AM
Haven't you ever heard of "soft rock?"
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on July 19, 2012, 10:08:58 AM
*bursts in* whats going on here?!

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL using Tapatalk
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2012, 12:39:43 PM
Do you really expect one of us to know what going on here?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 19, 2012, 09:58:53 PM
Isn't it more fun to NOT know?
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Post by: JimsDana on July 19, 2012, 11:03:09 PM
Yes it is!
Could you please pas the Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 20, 2012, 07:26:46 AM
You want a Jack to drink, or to change your tire?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 20, 2012, 09:04:25 AM
Why doesn't she have run-flat tires?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 20, 2012, 12:49:35 PM
Couldn't you make them run-flat tires by letting the air out of them?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 20, 2012, 02:43:44 PM
Should we replace the air with helium?
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Post by: Celtic Lady on July 21, 2012, 11:40:42 PM
Do you like talking like a chipmunk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 23, 2012, 05:52:20 AM
Wouldn't that make my car float off?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 23, 2012, 08:10:07 AM
Would that require a pilots liscense?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on July 23, 2012, 09:38:22 AM
What have I missed?

Sent from my DROID2 GLOBAL using Tapatalk
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on July 23, 2012, 10:06:05 AM
Did you not see the warning sign at the entrance?
Title: Re: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jon Hanslow on July 23, 2012, 11:45:07 AM
Can you read it to me?

Captain Jon Hanslow, Pirate extraordinaire!
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 23, 2012, 02:40:15 PM
"IT"  But what does that have to do with the sign?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 23, 2012, 02:58:02 PM
Was that a clown?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on July 23, 2012, 03:34:35 PM
Dont know......Has anyone else heard of a clown called "That"?
Title: Re: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jon Hanslow on July 23, 2012, 04:10:25 PM
Are we largely clueless?

Captain Jon Hanslow, Pirate extraordinaire!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 24, 2012, 11:06:13 AM
Are you calling us fat?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 24, 2012, 02:51:49 PM
Is anyone following this conversation with even an inkling of understanding what the bloody hell anyone is talking about?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 24, 2012, 04:11:32 PM
Wouldn't it be less interesting around here if anyone had a clue as to what is going on?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 24, 2012, 09:07:09 PM
Isnt Clue a board game?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 24, 2012, 09:56:22 PM
Did you know that the movie is being re-made?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on July 24, 2012, 10:52:56 PM
Sooooo....they did not get it right the first time?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 25, 2012, 07:26:26 AM
Were they clueless the first time?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on July 25, 2012, 02:01:36 PM
Inspector Clueso anyone?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 26, 2012, 02:31:57 PM
Is anyone hungry for a hamburger now?
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Post by: beckgam462 on July 27, 2012, 08:35:32 PM
is that deluxe or bare???
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Post by: LadyFae on July 27, 2012, 09:42:18 PM
Can I be bare and have a deluxe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2012, 12:29:11 AM
May I watch?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2012, 08:03:21 AM
Do you have the time?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2012, 08:18:02 PM
Do I have the time to watch you be bare?!? Are you joking?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2012, 08:38:52 PM
Can you take a joke?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2012, 08:46:59 PM
If I do, where would you like me to put it?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 29, 2012, 05:56:20 AM
Is that not a rather dangerouse question?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2012, 07:43:31 AM
Are you suggesting that Merlin is dangerous?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2012, 02:54:36 PM
You consider me dangerous, despite the fact that four-out-of-five psychiatrists recommend me over Hannibal Lecter?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 31, 2012, 08:23:32 AM
Really? What went wrong with the fifth one?
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Post by: Ian Maxwell on July 31, 2012, 11:37:55 AM
Was the fifth one Hannibal's Mother?

Ian
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on July 31, 2012, 12:11:46 PM
Why are you assuming the fifth one is a woman?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 01, 2012, 10:34:43 AM
Should we assume the fifth was whiskey? (Jack Daniel's, of course)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 01, 2012, 07:47:25 PM
Was there ever any doubt about it being Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on August 01, 2012, 08:18:53 PM
With Merlin TE could there be anything else?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 01, 2012, 11:47:43 PM
Seeing as Merlin is a wizard, couldn't he be anything he wanted to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on August 02, 2012, 01:32:45 AM
But why would he want to be a bee?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 02, 2012, 09:55:46 PM
Wouldn't that be a new way for him to give a poke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2012, 06:30:47 AM
Why is everyone poking me and siccing bees on me, but not passing me my Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 03, 2012, 10:44:58 AM
Don't you already have your Jack well stocked?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2012, 02:25:47 PM
Do you not realize how quickly it disappears down my throat?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 04, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
Would that be considered a magical Merlin act?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 05, 2012, 03:25:54 PM
Wait, Merlin is just an act?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 06, 2012, 05:51:54 AM
Why is everyone picking on me again? Is it just because I'm dashing, brilliant, and full of baloney?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 06, 2012, 08:42:49 AM
Baloney? Is that what they are calling it now?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2012, 09:36:14 AM
Is baloney the same as bologna?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 06, 2012, 09:41:12 AM
Isn't baloney the name of a place in Ireland?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2012, 12:36:14 PM
Is Merlin from Ireland?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 06, 2012, 05:45:45 PM
Damn! Do I need a bodyguard around here?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 06, 2012, 10:32:24 PM
Do you know that we truly love you, Merlin?   :-*
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2012, 03:50:46 PM
Are you telling me that to keep me from turning you into a slimey swamp creature?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 07, 2012, 05:20:26 PM
Does that sound like he needs bodyguards?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 07, 2012, 06:02:21 PM
Do you know of any slimy swamp bodyguards?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 08, 2012, 06:57:13 AM
How about the Creature from the Black Lagoon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2012, 07:43:53 AM
Does he like Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 08, 2012, 09:28:49 AM
Do we always think about Jack Daniel's?

Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 08, 2012, 09:56:31 AM
Shouldn't we assume that at least SOME wizards, er, um, people do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2012, 02:56:55 PM
Would you prefer that I think about Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey from Lynchburg?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 08, 2012, 03:04:13 PM
Isn't Lynchburg popular for it's Lemonade?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 08, 2012, 03:45:48 PM
Is that what they call Jack Daniel's in Lynchburg?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2012, 03:56:37 PM
Don't you think it would be a good idea to try the Lynchburg Lemonade, which is lemonade spiked with JD?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 08, 2012, 08:21:38 PM
Who says I haven't already tried it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 09, 2012, 06:59:12 AM
Do you really want the Black Lagoon Creature to like your JD, Merlin?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 09, 2012, 10:38:08 AM
Did you just call me a Black Lagoon Creature, Jack Daw?   :'(
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2012, 12:35:51 PM
Don't you think we should chip in and buy a pair of glasses for Jack Daw?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 09, 2012, 02:53:33 PM
Would he prefer a fur hat for TRF Closing?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 09, 2012, 09:35:54 PM
Is it safe to assume, then, that it gets really cold at TRF Closing?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 10, 2012, 03:09:35 PM
Don't you think my blue, woollen bonnet is warm enough for a TRF closing?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 10, 2012, 04:10:43 PM
Isn't your new bonnet pink?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 10, 2012, 05:30:59 PM
Eh?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2012, 07:57:51 AM
Do you really think that pink is a good colour for Jack?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 11, 2012, 01:57:18 PM
Doesn't everyone look better in pink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2012, 03:06:03 PM
If you see a pink elephant, is that really better?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 12, 2012, 06:33:04 AM
If you see a pink elephant haven't you taken something that is supposed to make you feel better?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 12, 2012, 06:55:31 AM
Why are we talking about Jack Daniel's again?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 12, 2012, 11:35:31 AM
Is there a better subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 12, 2012, 11:55:03 AM
Was Jack a required course in your schooling?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 12, 2012, 03:26:50 PM
You mean it is not a standard class?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 13, 2012, 08:52:08 AM
Does that depend on the state you're in?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 13, 2012, 09:03:17 AM
Is confusion a recognized state?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 13, 2012, 10:28:30 AM
Would you prefer to recognize confusion or denial?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 13, 2012, 03:36:25 PM
Isn't the state of intoxication what you get for studying JD?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 13, 2012, 07:28:56 PM
Do you get a grade for that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2012, 07:29:51 AM
Can you earn a JD for drinking JD, and do you keep returning to the subject of Jack Daniel's just to make me thirsty?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 14, 2012, 12:12:25 PM
Eh?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 14, 2012, 12:53:54 PM
Could JD (Jack Daw) earn a JD (Juris Doctor) for drinking JD (Jack Daniel's) from a JD (Jeweled Decanter)?
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Post by: The Rabbi on August 14, 2012, 01:06:05 PM
Is he trying to say he knows jack or what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2012, 04:23:03 PM
Should we JD (just drink)?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 14, 2012, 06:53:16 PM
Do find it as amusing as I do that in college I had a professor who's initials are BS who earned his BS in BS from BS?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2012, 02:40:32 PM
Doesn't that sound like a load of BS to you, too?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 15, 2012, 07:56:53 PM
Are you saying that you don't believe me?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2012, 09:48:20 AM
Don't you think your professor was full of BS?
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Post by: metalcelt on August 17, 2012, 11:26:17 PM
Aren't all professors full of BS?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 18, 2012, 08:24:12 AM
Aren't most people?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 23, 2012, 10:15:12 AM
"Aren't most people what," asked Mr. Short-term Memory?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2012, 10:52:58 AM
Why didn't someone tell me there was going to be a test?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on August 24, 2012, 09:01:48 AM
Can we make this multiple guess?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 12, 2012, 10:02:47 PM
How can we answer test questions without failing the rules of this thread?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2012, 06:08:24 AM
Wouldn't we have to play it like Jeopardy?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2012, 09:19:16 AM
Who do you think will win?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2012, 11:20:17 AM
Win what?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 13, 2012, 02:12:05 PM
What do I win?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2012, 05:18:24 PM
Will we win Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2012, 06:36:26 PM
Do I have to give up part of my stash of Jack??
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 13, 2012, 07:29:11 PM
Is Merlin really offering to give up part of his Jack?  :o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2012, 07:49:44 PM
Is the Rabbi on crack?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2012, 07:54:48 PM
Would you rather crack the Jack or have Jack in your crack?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 13, 2012, 08:04:51 PM
Did I miss med time again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2012, 09:43:10 PM
Will your meds help me sleep?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 13, 2012, 09:54:20 PM
Who needs to sleep?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2012, 05:37:39 AM
Can you sleep if Lady Fae is pouring Jack in your crack, and how does she mean that???
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 14, 2012, 09:13:21 AM
Hmmmmmm? Can we get a clear definition of crack?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 19, 2012, 06:36:15 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2012, 11:47:03 AM
Is your auntie a mouse?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 19, 2012, 03:25:56 PM
Could the cannabalism at Donner Pass be considered Recycling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2012, 10:59:40 AM
Why should my aunt be a mouse just because her name is Minnie?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 22, 2012, 10:12:27 AM
Is Minnie is just short?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 24, 2012, 07:51:16 AM
Do all Minnies have to be short?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2012, 04:05:43 PM
If she's tall, wouldn't she be a Maxie?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 24, 2012, 06:28:34 PM
If she is a maxi can she swim,ride horses and jump out of airplanes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2012, 07:00:41 AM
Why would you jump out of a perfectly good airplane?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 25, 2012, 01:21:59 PM
If you're jumping, do you have a parachute?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 26, 2012, 06:11:40 AM
Won't one chute do?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 26, 2012, 08:05:16 AM
Would that not depend on if that chute operated properly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 26, 2012, 08:11:32 AM
Does it matter if the chute's any good if I'm not going to jump?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 26, 2012, 08:17:57 AM
Isn't exiting a flying airplane less like jumping and more like falling?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 26, 2012, 12:56:44 PM
Would you mind if either use the stairs or the skywalk?
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Post by: beckgam462 on September 26, 2012, 08:45:53 PM
Skywalk is great
but is a parachute needed?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 27, 2012, 02:41:07 PM
Merlin, shouldn't you wear a chute in case someone pushes you?
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Post by: captmarga on September 27, 2012, 05:41:05 PM
Did he jump yet?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 27, 2012, 06:45:40 PM
Should we push him?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 27, 2012, 06:59:25 PM
Do you think it wise to threaten a wizard?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 27, 2012, 07:35:45 PM
Would that not be considered assisting the Wizard from the plane?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 27, 2012, 08:21:22 PM
Whose side are you on, Fuzzy Face?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 27, 2012, 09:44:53 PM
Is someone standing beside me?  Wait a minute Fuzzy Face aint that kinda like the pot calling the kettle black?
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Post by: LadyFae on September 27, 2012, 10:52:37 PM
Isn't Merlin a white wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2012, 06:00:19 AM
That doesn't mean you think I'm a virgin, does it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2012, 07:50:51 AM
Did I say I wanted to push Merlin out of the plane??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2012, 08:58:29 AM
Where's the love?
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Post by: beckgam462 on September 28, 2012, 12:08:43 PM
can you verify?  that love is on the 3rd floor of the pitty pat house, 34thd door on the right,  is the name on the door
love pit or lovies pit?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2012, 06:55:56 PM
Are they allowing the use of hallucinogens in the military now?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 29, 2012, 11:19:46 AM
Are those the really bright lights?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2012, 05:35:07 PM
What do you mean, "we're busted?"
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Post by: LadyFae on September 30, 2012, 07:25:13 PM
Wouldn't you rather be busty?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 30, 2012, 09:45:39 PM
Would Merlin not look strange with a bust?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2012, 05:25:26 AM
Why does a bust not include the bust?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 01, 2012, 08:47:59 PM
Are you much of a headcase?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2012, 05:50:41 AM
Would "Totally" answer your question?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 02, 2012, 08:04:22 PM
Does my question answer your question or does your question answer mine?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 03, 2012, 05:13:06 AM
How did October sneak up so fast?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2012, 05:37:33 AM
October who? Is he armed?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2012, 06:39:38 AM
If October is armed, does he have eight of them (oct)?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2012, 07:42:46 AM
Could this be the much dreaded and feared Octoberpus?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 03, 2012, 02:40:07 PM
What makes Octoberpus so fearsome?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2012, 03:19:34 PM
Is it that they squirt ink that's hard to get off diver suits?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 03, 2012, 05:06:45 PM
What color is that ink?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 03, 2012, 05:55:52 PM
Is it a permanent marker?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2012, 06:02:04 PM
Would it be more accurate to ask if this thread is permanent loony?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 03, 2012, 06:27:34 PM
Looney? Is that a state of mind?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 03, 2012, 07:29:52 PM
Isn't that near Iowa?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on October 04, 2012, 05:25:30 AM
Have you been to Iowa?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 04, 2012, 09:19:08 AM
Isnt that a foriegn country?  (mom was from Iowa and we lived here in Oklahoma as a kid I can remember the roadtrip up there and asking if we were still in the USA.)
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Post by: LadyFae on October 04, 2012, 09:44:04 AM
Have you ever been to a foreign country?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 04, 2012, 09:59:38 AM
Does Texas count?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2012, 11:15:21 AM
Isn't Texas an alternate dimension?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 04, 2012, 12:26:58 PM
Can anyone truly identify what Texas is?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 04, 2012, 02:57:32 PM
Isn't it what you have to pay to the government on April 15?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 04, 2012, 05:12:59 PM
Isn't it more "requested" that you pay?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2012, 05:47:22 PM
In an armed society, it would be polite to request taxes.
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2012, 05:48:53 PM
Would Alex Trebeck accept your response, Jack?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2012, 09:38:19 AM
Oh Jack, wouldn't that put one in "Jeopardy?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 05, 2012, 10:05:21 AM
Would that not depend on the amount of Jack which one has consumed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 05, 2012, 12:54:50 PM
Isn't cannibalism frowned upon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 05, 2012, 01:25:51 PM
Would the Donners have called it a party if it was?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2012, 03:04:57 PM
Would YOU have thought it much of a party to be a part of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 05, 2012, 03:15:26 PM
Would that not depend upon the role being played?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2012, 03:21:32 PM
Would you like your human flesh medium-rare?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 05, 2012, 04:07:28 PM
Are we practicing for being zombies again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 05, 2012, 07:42:44 PM
Do we get to practice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 05, 2012, 07:47:00 PM
Does zombie practice involve eating fake brains?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 05, 2012, 08:48:19 PM
Haven't you seen the jello molds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 05, 2012, 08:49:43 PM
Eew, who wants to eat moldy Jello?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 06, 2012, 07:04:16 AM
Can I have double gloucester cheddar cheese instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2012, 08:05:48 AM
Does anyone mind if I practice on a nice medium-rare steak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 06, 2012, 08:23:39 AM
Are you giving up on your rump roast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2012, 08:26:32 AM
Are you sure it's okay to discuss my bum here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 06, 2012, 09:05:15 AM
Should we discuss somebody else's bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2012, 03:08:37 PM
Is she cute?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 06, 2012, 09:30:47 PM
Are you talking about me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2012, 04:59:59 AM
Do you have a cute bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 07, 2012, 04:58:06 PM
Haven't you seen the pictures?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 07, 2012, 06:21:50 PM
They allow those kinda photos on here? :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 07, 2012, 06:55:26 PM
Isn't there an entire thread on those pictures?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2012, 07:43:11 PM
Will someone please send me the link? ...quickly?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 08, 2012, 08:59:01 AM
Does Hoowil know something we dont?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2012, 02:30:01 PM
Where are LadyFea's bum pictures?  Don't the subjects change too quickly here sometimes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 08, 2012, 02:35:54 PM
Weren't we talking about practicing to be zombies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 08, 2012, 02:45:27 PM
The Donner Party didn't have zombies, did it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 08, 2012, 03:24:51 PM
Do you prefer zombies over a ladies bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 08, 2012, 03:30:59 PM
Are we excluding lady zombie bum pictures?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 08, 2012, 06:34:08 PM
Has anyone offered to INCLUDE them?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2012, 05:44:28 AM
Aren't we waiting for you to post yours, LadyFae?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 09, 2012, 09:20:25 AM
Shouldn't you show us yours first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2012, 12:32:51 PM
Do you really want to see a ten-and-a-half century old bum?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 09, 2012, 12:44:46 PM
If Merlin is going to show his bum can I sale eye bleach?    {Allthough he does shake the bum rather well I seen the video}
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 09, 2012, 03:05:44 PM
LadyFea isn't a zombie, is she?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2012, 03:49:56 PM
Wouldn't she have to be to want to see me shake, shake, shake...shake my BOO-tee?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 09, 2012, 06:02:09 PM
At your age is all that shaking truly safe?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 09, 2012, 07:08:24 PM
What's the worst that could happen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 09, 2012, 09:50:58 PM
Does this bring us back to moldy jello?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2012, 10:07:35 PM
Does my booty resemble moldy jello?  (Like "eww!")
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 10, 2012, 09:36:12 AM
Does anyone else need mental eye bleach after THAT image?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2012, 02:58:02 PM
May I borrow a cup of mental eye bleach?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 10, 2012, 04:17:13 PM
Do you bleach your hair to remove 50 shades of grey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2012, 07:29:21 AM
Did someone put Earl Grey tea in my hair (both of them)?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 12, 2012, 07:32:23 AM
Was "Earl" Mr. Grey's first name or his title? (At least you have two, Merlin!  ;))
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2012, 07:34:44 AM
If "Earl" was his title, would you not refrain from calling him "Mr."?  (those last two are looking for an excuse to bail out, good BobO!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 12, 2012, 02:49:02 PM
What if Earl was his title, but his first name was Mr.?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 12, 2012, 06:50:39 PM
Have you ever met a man named Mister?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2012, 08:31:16 PM
How about Mister Mister?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 12, 2012, 08:36:05 PM
Is that one of those things that spray water?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 13, 2012, 09:59:35 AM
Are you saying Earl Grey was a sprinkler?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2012, 12:37:10 PM
What that the result of a prostate problem?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 13, 2012, 04:42:06 PM
Is that a pinched urethra?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2012, 05:11:48 PM
Isn't it illegal to steal a urethra?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 13, 2012, 05:37:01 PM
Shouldnt you wait until Christmas time to steal ur reath?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 13, 2012, 08:25:40 PM
As it is closer to Halloween, shouldn't you be trying to steal a wraith instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2012, 08:26:13 AM
Can I hang the wraith on my door?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 14, 2012, 11:10:50 AM
Wouldn't that arouse the wraith's wrath?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 14, 2012, 12:01:56 PM
Is the wrathful wraith's name Kahn?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 14, 2012, 09:34:02 PM
Can we go back to being aroused?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2012, 07:26:58 AM
Should I tell my wife to go shopping for a few hours?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 15, 2012, 09:00:23 AM
Only a few hours?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 16, 2012, 06:19:33 AM
Am I in danger here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 16, 2012, 09:17:56 AM
As a wizard, can't you deflect danger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Pat McGroin on October 16, 2012, 09:28:54 AM
Why wouldn't he be able too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 16, 2012, 09:35:09 AM
Should we assume that, perhaps, he just doens't want too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 16, 2012, 04:19:42 PM
Don't you like danger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 16, 2012, 04:38:48 PM
Who doesn't like danger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 16, 2012, 07:26:02 PM
Wouldn't that depend on the nature of the danger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 16, 2012, 08:18:08 PM
Does anyone know the level of danger that LadyFae presents?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 17, 2012, 02:39:01 PM
Wait, weren't we saying that MERLIN is dangerous?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 17, 2012, 04:47:39 PM
Is it only one or the other?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 17, 2012, 04:52:13 PM
Do we really want to put the two in the same room?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 17, 2012, 04:56:41 PM
Put or let?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 17, 2012, 10:42:07 PM
How do you know us so well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 18, 2012, 07:48:15 AM
Does the 11 day log in total help?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 18, 2012, 10:58:42 AM
Only 11- what, do you have a job or something?   ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 18, 2012, 01:00:40 PM
If we never run out of questions, won't we wear out the question mark key?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2012, 01:18:55 PM
Without a question key, how will we be able to continue our thread?   ¿backwards our questions must become¿
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 18, 2012, 01:46:44 PM
Was Yoda a wizard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 18, 2012, 03:01:12 PM
Would that not be Yoda a wizard was?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2012, 03:11:15 PM
As ugly as Yoda you think this wizard is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 18, 2012, 04:17:42 PM
Perhaps we (mistakenly?) considered you both wise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 18, 2012, 08:49:39 PM
Do you mean Yoda was unwise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 19, 2012, 07:06:14 AM
Why would that wild wicked wanton wiling wench call me unwise??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 19, 2012, 07:48:18 AM
Was that an attempt at how many W's you could chain together in one question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 19, 2012, 09:29:54 AM
Wasn't that obvious?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 19, 2012, 03:36:04 PM
But isn't sounding obscure, convoluted, and complicated the point of being wise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 19, 2012, 04:58:57 PM
Has someone been looking up big words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 19, 2012, 09:45:30 PM
Could it possibly be a result of having to copy all those dictionary pages as detention exercises back in elementary school?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 19, 2012, 09:50:49 PM
What did you do to receive detention?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2012, 06:25:50 AM
Don't you worry that asking Hoowil to relive his painful time as an elementary school hooligan will cause him to have a psychological break with reality, leading him to recite nursery rhymes backwards with embedded satanic verses, while twirling a pound of bacon, tied to a string, carelessly overhead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 20, 2012, 08:56:00 AM
Have you been scrying on me?
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Post by: Norfolk on October 20, 2012, 09:53:48 AM
Scrying or hallucinating?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 20, 2012, 12:03:59 PM
Is there much difference?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 20, 2012, 06:29:18 PM
Are we still talking about Lady Fae and Merlin the Ol oops Elder
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 20, 2012, 10:17:02 PM
Who would be a more appropriate subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 21, 2012, 07:24:43 AM
Should that not read "Hoowil be a more appropriate subject?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 21, 2012, 11:37:36 AM
Did Merlin spot a full moon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 21, 2012, 03:08:40 PM
Is Hoowil mooning me again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 21, 2012, 04:32:28 PM
Have I mooned you before?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 21, 2012, 04:48:15 PM
Was it a full moon or just a half?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 21, 2012, 07:50:18 PM
Would that not depend on whether or not he was performing plumber's tasks at the time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on October 21, 2012, 08:14:52 PM
What is a plummers task?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 21, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Is it not a plumbers task to show up late, break a few things, take too long, and leave a mess- all while sharing the sight of his half-moon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 21, 2012, 08:51:56 PM
Did you forget the part about charging too much?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 22, 2012, 01:29:21 PM
How could anyone forget THAT?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 22, 2012, 02:18:11 PM
Would oldtimers not be an acceptable answer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 22, 2012, 05:44:47 PM
Doesn't that depend on who we are speaking of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 22, 2012, 05:50:02 PM
Were we not originally talking of Merlin?  {yea I know young whippersnapper here}
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 22, 2012, 07:57:28 PM
Do you mean the original old timer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 23, 2012, 09:01:01 AM
Is Merlin a clock now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 23, 2012, 11:29:15 AM
Is he under some horrible spell that turns people into objects?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 23, 2012, 04:44:00 PM
Do you need to learn to love before the last petal falls?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 23, 2012, 06:47:54 PM
Has Merlin fallen again? Is he under the spell of The Jack of Daniels?  (yes two questions but I had too)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 23, 2012, 07:51:32 PM
Am I under attack again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 23, 2012, 09:33:39 PM
When did the attacks ever stop?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 23, 2012, 09:50:29 PM
A Wizard and a Rabbi walk into a bar... Does anyone know what happened next?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2012, 12:12:41 AM
Was it the same bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 24, 2012, 12:48:25 AM
Who was buying.......wait hes a wizard he can conjure cant he?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 24, 2012, 08:27:06 AM
Is the Rabbi scared to drink the Wizard's potion?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2012, 10:44:15 AM
After the moldy jello, wouldn't you be scared too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 24, 2012, 11:03:20 AM
Was the moldy jello ever confirmed?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2012, 11:08:21 AM
Who was willing to check?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 24, 2012, 03:56:12 PM
If jello is not confirmed is it in liquid form?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 24, 2012, 04:00:18 PM
So is Merlin conjuring Jello Shots while we are at the bar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 24, 2012, 04:31:06 PM
Ooh, there's Jello Shots?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 24, 2012, 04:53:07 PM
Should we ask Merlin to be sure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2012, 05:37:27 PM
I'm trying to travel to RenDezvous here...someone using my name in vain again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2012, 05:54:07 PM
Would you prefer it was used in vein?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2012, 06:28:42 PM
Doesn't that leave track marks? Is that the same as tennis shoe marks?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 24, 2012, 07:06:25 PM
Wouldn't that be better than skid marks?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 25, 2012, 10:24:21 AM
Why do you guys keep trying to get into Merlin's knickers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 25, 2012, 11:05:48 AM
Does he wear knickers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 25, 2012, 08:23:23 PM
Don't you hope that he has something on under those robes he wears?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 25, 2012, 09:43:21 PM
Don't we all?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 25, 2012, 10:02:32 PM
Can we discuss LadyFae's knickers?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2012, 08:44:23 AM
Shouldn't we go back to asking about hats or cars in closets or something randomly questionable such as those?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 26, 2012, 08:50:57 AM
What about the Babel Fish?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 26, 2012, 10:39:12 AM
Does he want to talk about hats& rats & elephants too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2012, 01:00:20 PM
Would you rather get your toes run over by a car or by an elephant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 26, 2012, 02:55:35 PM
Is neither an option?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 26, 2012, 02:56:39 PM
But couldn't an elephant run over your foot without stepping on it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2012, 03:45:52 PM
What's this about Lady Fae's knickers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 26, 2012, 08:33:12 PM
Didn't you realize that we changed the subject?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 27, 2012, 06:32:37 AM
Did you not miss my smiling face the past couple of days as I traveled? (By the way, why aren't YOU guys here????)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 28, 2012, 01:45:23 PM
Would you have been able to handle all of the shenanigans if we WERE there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 28, 2012, 03:02:53 PM
Would they have survived this group all in one place?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 29, 2012, 08:54:06 AM
Can you rephrase your question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on October 29, 2012, 09:25:37 AM
Would they have been able to rebuild?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 29, 2012, 12:39:16 PM
Do they have the technology?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 29, 2012, 04:21:31 PM
If they rebuild it will we come?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 29, 2012, 04:29:56 PM
Why didn't you come the first time? ... wait... rephrase...

Why weren't you here the first time?
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Post by: The Rabbi on October 29, 2012, 06:37:19 PM
We were suppose to be there?!!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 29, 2012, 07:01:34 PM
Are you saying that you missed seeing us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 30, 2012, 09:31:43 AM
Are you sure you didn't miss us amongst all the hugging?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 30, 2012, 03:36:21 PM
Are you in need of a hug?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 30, 2012, 10:01:35 PM
Do people decline on hugs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 31, 2012, 09:04:55 AM
Haven't you ever met anyone that declined a hug?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 01, 2012, 12:16:00 PM
Do random strangers count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 01, 2012, 02:03:36 PM
Why shouldn't they, unless they are math-challenged?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 01, 2012, 05:16:29 PM
If they are complete strangers, how would one know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 02, 2012, 08:48:27 AM
Would it be detrimental to ask?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 02, 2012, 09:06:31 AM
Should we organize a survey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 02, 2012, 01:16:19 PM
Can we have a pie chart?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 02, 2012, 04:56:22 PM
Is it wise to offer pie to strangers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 02, 2012, 06:28:32 PM
Is cake a safer choice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 02, 2012, 09:22:44 PM
Let them eat cake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 03, 2012, 08:44:02 AM
Do you think we'll have enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 03, 2012, 10:52:09 AM
Are we having pie or cake?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 03, 2012, 01:44:47 PM
Does pie + cake =pike?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 03, 2012, 02:38:16 PM
Will I need fishing tackle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 03, 2012, 08:15:14 PM
Why would you tackle a fish- aren't they slippery little suckers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 03, 2012, 10:07:53 PM
Aren't we fishing for pike rather than suckers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 03, 2012, 10:27:58 PM
Is a pike like a pitchfork?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 04, 2012, 12:40:11 AM
Would there be a pikefork?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 04, 2012, 07:35:53 AM
Did anyone else read that as picklefork?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2012, 07:46:14 AM
Is someone forking a pickle?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 04, 2012, 07:50:04 AM
Do you prefer to spoon your pickles?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2012, 08:00:27 AM
So, are you suggesting that we spoon our pickles before we fork them?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 04, 2012, 05:13:48 PM
Don't you usually spoon AFTER forking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2012, 08:09:49 PM
Should we be discussing pickles getting forked?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 05, 2012, 09:15:39 AM
Does anyone else smell vinegar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 05, 2012, 09:58:36 AM
Should I leave this conversation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 05, 2012, 02:08:47 PM
Have you felt insulted?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 05, 2012, 04:44:52 PM
Should I have felt someone something?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 05, 2012, 05:10:24 PM
Who What were you trying  to feel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 05, 2012, 07:16:29 PM
Can you feel this?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 05, 2012, 07:20:49 PM
Why am I getting so...warm?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 05, 2012, 10:53:50 PM
Would that not depend upon what you are feeling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 06, 2012, 05:43:30 AM
Should I be feeling her...umm...pain?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on November 06, 2012, 06:03:21 AM
Umm, where IS her pain?.
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 06, 2012, 06:57:36 AM
Shall I try to locate her pain with my hands?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 06, 2012, 09:01:15 AM
Are you willing to try?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 06, 2012, 11:18:47 AM
Have you ever known Merlin to be unwilling?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 06, 2012, 11:19:24 AM
What about that time at band camp?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 06, 2012, 01:43:46 PM
You really think he was unwilling at Band Camp?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 06, 2012, 01:46:15 PM
How is it you know so much about me and my more base proclivities?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 06, 2012, 03:55:17 PM
Have you forgotten how often you share?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 06, 2012, 05:54:57 PM
Do we really want to know just what he's shared?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 06, 2012, 07:16:19 PM
Aren't you curious?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 06, 2012, 09:17:13 PM
Is he sharing the gift that keeps on giving?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2012, 03:27:22 AM
Do I need to get a shot for this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 07, 2012, 08:25:29 AM
Is someone holding a gun on you now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 07, 2012, 09:23:47 AM
Isn't Merlin an endangered species?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2012, 09:32:57 AM
Now I'm my own species?!?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 07, 2012, 10:26:53 AM
How many other ancient wizards do you see around here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 07, 2012, 10:28:50 AM
Are you suggesting he's blind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 07, 2012, 11:20:45 AM
Would that explain the stumbling?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 07, 2012, 11:24:49 AM
Are we back to questioning the Jack?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 07, 2012, 11:33:25 AM
Jack the Elder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2012, 02:08:39 PM
So am I to understand that I am an endangered, drunken, blind, ancient, infected, unwilling, forgetful, dirty-minded wizard being held at gunpoint?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 07, 2012, 03:48:03 PM
Did we forget anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 07, 2012, 06:27:29 PM
Did he forget longhaired hippie looking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 07, 2012, 08:45:51 PM
Can't you read the sign?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 07, 2012, 08:54:57 PM
Are you saying he's freaky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 07, 2012, 11:51:31 PM
Should he apply?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2012, 05:16:27 AM
Should I tuck my hair up under my hat, and go in and ask him why?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 08, 2012, 07:45:44 AM
Did you leave a note for God telling him you're here and doing fine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 08, 2012, 07:56:32 AM
Do you think that I'm all here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 08, 2012, 09:01:41 AM
All here, or at all here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 08, 2012, 11:45:01 AM
When did you go deaf?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 08, 2012, 01:36:02 PM
Would you repeat that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 08, 2012, 04:11:16 PM
Which one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 08, 2012, 08:22:04 PM
Isnt one the loneliest number?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 09, 2012, 02:07:59 AM
I one was narcissistic, would it really be lonely?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2012, 07:15:34 AM
HUH?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 09, 2012, 08:49:03 AM
Do you think he mistyped that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 09, 2012, 09:08:30 AM
Who mistyped what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 09, 2012, 09:33:09 AM
Doesnt Rush do Narcississia?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 09, 2012, 11:07:27 AM
Does anyone else ever find it annoying when your kids constantly spell Mississippi just to prove that they can?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 09, 2012, 02:11:00 PM
To be consistent, shouldn't it be spelled "Mmississippi"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 09, 2012, 03:07:15 PM
Wouldn't Mmiissiissiippii be less anti vowel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 09, 2012, 07:53:10 PM
You have an aunt named Vowel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2012, 07:19:47 AM
Do you think I should ease up on the Jack Daniel's since Mmiissssiissssiippppii is beginning to look a little blurry to me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 10, 2012, 09:29:18 AM
Are you wearing your glasses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 10, 2012, 05:33:28 PM
Didn't he misplace them, again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2012, 07:12:12 AM
Why do I need glasses when I can just use a straw with my Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 11, 2012, 09:26:47 AM
Wouldn't a funnel be faster?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 12, 2012, 09:48:12 AM
Are you implying that he isn't very quick?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 12, 2012, 09:52:35 AM
Isn't Jack supposed to be nimble and quick?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 12, 2012, 12:05:56 PM
Are you implying that Merlin is old and slow?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 12, 2012, 02:00:21 PM
Does Merlin jump over the candle stick?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 12, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
At my age? Are you crazy? You want I should break my hip? (Oy! The kids these days!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 12, 2012, 04:24:56 PM
Did everyone else read that in the same voice as I did?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 12, 2012, 05:45:09 PM
Who's voice did you read it in?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 12, 2012, 10:32:02 PM
So are we hearing voices now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 13, 2012, 08:26:12 AM
Wouldn't we be deaf otherwise? (You're just jealous that the voices talk to me)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 13, 2012, 10:51:36 AM
Are you picking on Merlin again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 13, 2012, 11:47:12 AM
Did I sound like a little old Jewish man?  (Technically, I'm pretty close...Blumenthal is an ancestral name...definitely a German Jewish name).
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Post by: LadyFae on November 13, 2012, 12:21:00 PM
Shouldn't we ask if you LOOK like a little old Jewish man?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 13, 2012, 05:36:29 PM
HMMMMMM Shouldnt he look like a little old jewish wizard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 14, 2012, 04:37:16 AM
Do Jewish wizards look different from un-Jewish wizards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 14, 2012, 09:08:39 AM
Can wizards even be Jewish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 14, 2012, 09:10:10 AM
Can we grow up to be whatever we want to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 14, 2012, 10:46:19 AM
Can I grow up to be a gnome?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 14, 2012, 11:00:01 AM
Is that so you can be hanging with your Gnomies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 14, 2012, 11:04:03 AM
Would you be so kind as to come wipe the spew from my computer monitor?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 14, 2012, 05:09:24 PM
Is gnome spew like home brew?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 14, 2012, 06:20:22 PM
You didn't use yeast from your beard to make your brew, did you?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 14, 2012, 09:51:21 PM
What would its alcohol tolerance be?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 15, 2012, 01:28:05 PM
Well, if it's from Merlin it must have a HUGE alcohol tolerance, dont' you think?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 15, 2012, 05:53:39 PM
Are you implying that I drink?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 15, 2012, 06:35:05 PM
Would implying or simply stating be more appropriate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin on November 15, 2012, 06:47:28 PM
Why have i not been in thread more?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 15, 2012, 08:29:47 PM
Why do we always end up asking about Merlin and his drinking habits?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2012, 07:42:39 AM
Are you speaking in reference to me or my son, who finally decided to show up?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 16, 2012, 09:44:11 AM
Which of you have the best drinking habit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2012, 09:48:57 AM
How did we get off on the subject of nun garb?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 16, 2012, 11:24:02 AM
Wait, Merlin wears nun garb?  (No wonder he's stayed away so long...)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on November 16, 2012, 01:00:08 PM
Did his drinking habit lead him to the nun's habit?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 16, 2012, 01:11:30 PM
Is Merlin TE habitually habitual?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 16, 2012, 01:23:50 PM
Oops, should we tell Merlin to not be ashamed of his habit?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 16, 2012, 03:03:17 PM
Is it a dirty habit?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2012, 03:24:56 PM
Is it safe to come out of the confessional?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 16, 2012, 06:17:01 PM
Isn't that like a small closet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2012, 06:54:27 AM
You've never confessed your sins?!?!
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Post by: LadyFae on November 17, 2012, 09:37:37 AM
Who, me, sin?   ;D
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Post by: Hoowil on November 17, 2012, 11:43:44 AM
Is it really a sin if the other person/people enjoy it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2012, 02:50:28 PM
Are you suggesting a three-some, Hoowil?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 18, 2012, 07:13:25 PM
Merlin, Rabbi, and Hoowil?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2012, 03:49:06 AM
Do anyone have something for a turned stomach?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 19, 2012, 06:29:50 AM
How did I get put in that mess? (I was being good for a change.....Merlin please pass the tummy meds.)
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Post by: LadyFae on November 19, 2012, 03:08:44 PM
Would you prefer buttermilk or tums?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2012, 03:52:44 PM
Wouldn't Wesson Oil be more appropriate for a ménage à trois?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 19, 2012, 07:26:35 PM
Who's Wesson and how did you get his oil?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 21, 2012, 05:14:48 PM
Do you think you press him under a big stone, kind of like olives?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 21, 2012, 11:40:11 PM
Do you fill him up with a nozzle up his bum?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 22, 2012, 09:12:57 AM
Have you heard about people drinking vodka that way?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 23, 2012, 10:49:13 AM
Are you willing to try it?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 23, 2012, 12:35:48 PM
Is that why it is called a social lubrication?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 23, 2012, 04:22:03 PM
Would it be appropriate to do in public?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2012, 09:50:17 PM
Wouldn't you rather taste it so that you could enjoy it?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 25, 2012, 10:23:55 AM
Pray tell you are refering to the Vodka right? :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 25, 2012, 02:48:12 PM
Do I look like an idiot? Do you think I'm crazy?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 25, 2012, 10:12:49 PM
Should I really give an honestr answer here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 26, 2012, 12:11:50 AM
Aren't we all a little crazy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 26, 2012, 11:20:43 AM
If we weren't crazy, why would we be here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 26, 2012, 05:20:50 PM
If we weren't crazy, where would we be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 26, 2012, 06:13:16 PM
Does anybody really know?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 26, 2012, 08:13:37 PM
Do you know the Muffin Man?
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Post by: adamfifer on November 26, 2012, 08:32:37 PM
The Muffin Man?  
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 26, 2012, 08:40:43 PM
Who lives on Drury Lane?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 27, 2012, 06:33:50 AM
Is he related to the Glazed Doughnut Man?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 27, 2012, 09:10:05 AM
Is anyone else hungry?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 27, 2012, 11:38:35 AM
Does it count if I'm ALWAYS hungry?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 27, 2012, 01:26:55 PM
Should we have coffee or milk with these goodies?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 27, 2012, 02:27:15 PM
Isn't egg nog more seasonally appropriate?
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Post by: LadyFae on November 27, 2012, 03:00:39 PM
Can we make it a Brandy Nog?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 29, 2012, 07:57:27 PM
Does that mean the rum is gone?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 29, 2012, 08:08:20 PM
Rum GONE!!!!!!! What will we do? :o
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Post by: Hoowil on November 29, 2012, 08:18:38 PM
Should we make more?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2012, 05:42:54 AM
What's rum good for when you have Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: The Rabbi on November 30, 2012, 06:40:12 AM
Would not both go better with Coke anyway?
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Post by: Hoowil on November 30, 2012, 03:36:23 PM
And dilute it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on November 30, 2012, 08:36:55 PM
Were not suppose to dilute the Coke?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 30, 2012, 08:54:53 PM
Could we put cola syrup directly into rum instead of soda water?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 01, 2012, 08:21:33 AM
 :-\hmmmm Could that really work?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 01, 2012, 09:17:25 AM
should we try?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 01, 2012, 09:47:05 PM
Why not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 02, 2012, 02:59:20 PM
Where do we get good rum in enough volume?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 02, 2012, 06:23:38 PM
Why would you want rum when there's Jack Daniel's to be had?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 02, 2012, 09:10:24 PM
If we have some already, why are we looking for more?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 02, 2012, 11:09:06 PM
Can you ever have enough Rum or Jack?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 02, 2012, 11:48:22 PM
Don't we know this from prior experiences?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 03, 2012, 08:31:51 AM
Do you have a lot of priors?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 03, 2012, 12:09:56 PM
Are you talking about charges, or just convictions?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 03, 2012, 07:26:51 PM
How many of those charges were dropped?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 03, 2012, 08:14:31 PM
When was the last time someone assumed Merlin was innocent?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 03, 2012, 08:17:36 PM
Are you saying he only LOOKS sweet and innocent? (Oh wait, that's me...)
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Post by: Hoowil on December 03, 2012, 09:28:13 PM
If any of us were sweet and innocent, would we be here?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2012, 09:28:16 AM
What are you implying?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 04, 2012, 10:54:58 AM
Is that an admission of guilt?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2012, 01:32:47 PM
Can you prove innocence?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 04, 2012, 02:54:36 PM
Would I have to qualify for that?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2012, 06:39:48 PM
What could you qualify for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 04, 2012, 08:26:36 PM
uummmmmm :o can we go back to discussing Merlin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 04, 2012, 08:45:27 PM
Then what could you qualify Merln for?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 05, 2012, 07:12:28 AM
Why is it that every time I wander away for a bit, I come back and find my name being used in vain?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 05, 2012, 08:47:04 AM
Do you think this song is about you?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 06, 2012, 07:20:12 PM
Don't you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2012, 08:34:17 AM
Don't you?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 07, 2012, 08:56:35 AM
Can't we all just get along?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 07, 2012, 09:05:19 AM
Do I have to come back in here to keep you kids from fighting?  ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2012, 10:42:48 AM
Aren't we getting along, like little dogies?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 07, 2012, 02:49:26 PM
Are you saying I'm ugly?!?!?!?   ???   :'(
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 07, 2012, 04:52:09 PM
Or that we spend our days wrestling and chewing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2012, 10:17:32 AM
Don't you know what a dogie is, Fae?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 09, 2012, 09:22:52 AM
(Regional Note: In the language of the American West, a motherless calf is known as a dogie. In Western Words Ramon F. Adams gives one possible etymology for dogie, whose origin is unknown. During the 1880s, when a series of harsh winters left large numbers of orphaned calves, the little calves, weaned too early, were unable to digest coarse range grass, and their swollen bellies "very much resembled a batch of sourdough carried in a sack." Such a calf was referred to as dough-guts. The term, altered to dogie according to Adams, "has been used ever since throughout cattleland to refer to a pot-gutted orphan calf." Another possibility is that dogie is an alteration of Spanish dogal, "lariat." Still another is that it is simply a variant pronunciation of doggie.)
Are you really sure you want to call a lady dogie?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2012, 08:47:31 PM
Did it really sound like I did?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 10, 2012, 09:06:07 AM
You can hear the voices, too?????
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Post by: Hoowil on December 10, 2012, 05:29:46 PM
Are you jealous the voices speak to me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 10, 2012, 06:24:07 PM
Are you green with envy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 10, 2012, 06:29:55 PM
Do you think you would like me if was angry?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 10, 2012, 08:57:07 PM
How much gamma radiation have you been exposed to?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 11, 2012, 05:56:35 AM
Is a massive green body any indication of exposure?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 11, 2012, 09:24:44 AM
Does it depend on what you're exposing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 11, 2012, 09:40:17 AM
What did you have in mind?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 11, 2012, 12:10:47 PM
Do you want to know about my right mind or my wrong mind?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 11, 2012, 06:18:16 PM
Which would I enjoy more?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 11, 2012, 06:52:36 PM
How did we get back to Merlin exposing himself?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 11, 2012, 06:55:14 PM
Isn't the obvious answer- Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2012, 06:11:18 AM
Is Lady Fae undressing me in her mind? Is she crazy!?!??
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 12, 2012, 01:24:57 PM
Could it be that Jack Daniels is clouding her judgement?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 12, 2012, 02:38:48 PM
Should Jack Daniels be cloudy?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 12, 2012, 04:51:18 PM
Doesn't that depend on whether or not it is mixed?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 12, 2012, 05:02:27 PM
What is it mixed with?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2012, 05:29:09 PM
Have you been mixing Jack Daniel's with clouds?!?? Are you CRAZY?!?!
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Post by: LadyFae on December 12, 2012, 05:55:28 PM
Doesn't everyone have cloud shaped ice?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 12, 2012, 08:21:41 PM
Does cloudy ice count?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 12, 2012, 09:31:12 PM
Should we teach it the alphabet as well?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 13, 2012, 04:47:18 AM
Where can I get an ice cube tray in the alphabet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 13, 2012, 06:15:28 AM
Would that be under "I" or under "C"?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 13, 2012, 08:38:16 AM
Are they under the weather?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 13, 2012, 08:42:37 AM
Is there an ice storm?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 13, 2012, 12:44:56 PM
Should we make it hot in here?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 13, 2012, 04:17:02 PM
How do you propose we do that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2012, 06:00:32 AM
Knowing, as we do, the way that Lady Fae thinks and the way I think, do you really want us to explain how to make it hot in here?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 14, 2012, 09:22:21 AM
Can it be safely assumed that you and I think very similarly, Merlin?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 14, 2012, 03:36:59 PM
Were you thinking something that involved a swimming pool full of jello?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 15, 2012, 11:43:05 AM
Are the two of you trying to kill an old man?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 15, 2012, 02:19:56 PM
Wouldn't that depend on who the old man is?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 18, 2012, 02:49:55 PM
It wouldn't be, oh, say, Santa would it?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 18, 2012, 09:55:04 PM
Do you have a problem saying Santa?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 19, 2012, 07:19:07 AM
Did you know that "Santa" is "Satan" spelled sideways?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 19, 2012, 08:34:01 AM
Umm...can I think about that one for a while?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 19, 2012, 09:13:51 AM
How long do you need?
(How about Natasha backwards? Ah Satan!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 19, 2012, 02:37:31 PM
Don't you think this thread is slow enough that you'll have all the time you need, BobO?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 19, 2012, 08:03:32 PM
Should we speed it up by talking about Merlin and Jack again?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on December 20, 2012, 02:23:43 PM
Doesn't Jack actually slow Merlin down? (Or was it the Coke that did that?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 20, 2012, 06:06:53 PM
May I consider the possibilities while I enjoy my Jack & Coke?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 20, 2012, 06:07:16 PM
Isn't it just the ice cubes that get in the way?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 22, 2012, 12:06:57 PM
Isn't getting past the ice what straws are for?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 23, 2012, 12:34:34 PM
Oh, aren't straws meant to break camel backs?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 23, 2012, 02:09:44 PM
What did that poor camel ever do to you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 23, 2012, 02:43:09 PM
Is that camel filtered or unfiltered?
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Post by: Ferret on December 23, 2012, 03:11:53 PM
How do you check a camel to find out ?

Ferret
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 24, 2012, 10:38:04 AM
Do I have to go there?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 24, 2012, 04:47:17 PM
Have you been there before?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 24, 2012, 05:01:07 PM
Are you referring to Camel Lot?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 25, 2012, 11:29:49 PM
Is that where sing, dance, and eat spam a lot?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 27, 2012, 09:16:05 AM
If Spam is that old, is it still safe to eat?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 27, 2012, 11:35:10 AM
Is it opened or still sealed?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 27, 2012, 06:34:23 PM
Isn't SPAM a lot like Twinkies?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 28, 2012, 06:41:20 AM
Do you think it would be good to slice a Twinkie longitudinally and slip a slice of Spam in there?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 30, 2012, 10:03:30 PM
Do you think Mikey will like it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 31, 2012, 07:10:31 AM
Didn't Mikey choke on a spoonful of Life cereal?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 31, 2012, 02:36:40 PM
Haven't we all?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 01, 2013, 06:59:14 PM
Would you be embarrassed if I told you no?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 01, 2013, 09:45:29 PM
You've never got life stuck in your throat?
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Post by: captmarga on January 02, 2013, 02:55:44 PM
The frog is named Life?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 02, 2013, 06:49:23 PM
When frogs put up steel girders, do they use ribbits?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 02, 2013, 10:40:53 PM
Wouldn't rabbits give more structural support?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2013, 07:10:24 AM
Do you think that a rabbit would put up with being shoved into a hole in an I-beam?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 03, 2013, 02:09:50 PM
Wouldn't a rabbit be used to being in a hole?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2013, 07:26:57 PM
One that was less than an inch in diameter?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 03, 2013, 07:47:27 PM
Don't you think a lady would be happier with a larger rabbit?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2013, 08:21:33 PM
Are you busy for dinner tomorrow night, Lady Fae, and do you date older married men?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 04, 2013, 09:29:33 AM
 :o  Oh my, just WHAT would your wife have to say about THAT?!?!?!?  LOL!   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2013, 07:23:21 PM
She asked if it would be possible for you to get me home before my bedtime?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 06, 2013, 12:32:15 AM
By noon?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 06, 2013, 07:17:31 AM
Did I let Lady Fae lead me into temptation again?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 06, 2013, 11:39:14 AM
Do you really need any help getting there, Merlin?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 06, 2013, 12:03:24 PM
Don't you have to leave to get led back?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 06, 2013, 07:50:11 PM
Are you trying to get rid of us?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2013, 05:54:40 AM
Since you haven't been able to get rid of us all, does that make us questionable people?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 07, 2013, 04:53:56 PM
Do you question that we are people?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 07, 2013, 05:15:07 PM
Are we the happiest people in the world?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 08, 2013, 05:13:41 AM
Could we be happier?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 08, 2013, 08:53:46 AM
Isn't there always room for improvement?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 08, 2013, 02:27:04 PM
How much rovement room does an imp need?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 08, 2013, 02:47:22 PM
Does this imp have cloven hooves?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 09, 2013, 08:43:06 AM
Does he also have horns?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 09, 2013, 05:12:26 PM
Are the horns cloven?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 10, 2013, 09:53:01 AM
Is he a "horny" devil?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 10, 2013, 11:02:00 AM
Why am I unsurprised at this turn of topic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2013, 12:49:07 PM
Do you think we should have a party while we're here?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 10, 2013, 02:43:56 PM
Are you supplying the Jack, rum, and Coke?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2013, 04:08:30 PM
What is this "rum" you speak of?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 10, 2013, 05:43:06 PM
Aren't you glad that he isn't speaking TO his rum?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 11, 2013, 09:37:23 AM
Isn't it the rum that does the talking?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 11, 2013, 12:05:36 PM
If the rum is talking, are you answering?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 11, 2013, 05:06:48 PM
Should we be drinking things that can talk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2013, 06:48:22 AM
Shouldn't we be drinking rather than talking?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 12, 2013, 08:04:35 AM
Can't we do both?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 12, 2013, 11:47:09 AM
Doesn't that make it hard to not drool the drink?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 13, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
Drool the drink?
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Post by: captmarga on January 14, 2013, 02:32:55 PM
Is that worse than backwash?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 14, 2013, 04:20:41 PM
Have I told y'all about the 21 year old who drank her own vomit?  (Twice...)
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Post by: Hoowil on January 14, 2013, 08:06:14 PM
Have I told you about the party where we all drank way too much after eating spaghetti, and the collander was still in the sink?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 14, 2013, 08:19:30 PM
Did I tell you how many boobs I used to see back when I was bartending?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 14, 2013, 08:57:09 PM
Why would you tell us twice about a 21-year-old who drank her own vomit?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 14, 2013, 09:15:39 PM
Am I the only one surprised that Merlin passed right over Lady Fae and her boobs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 14, 2013, 09:45:13 PM
Doesn't passing over the boobs present the best view?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 15, 2013, 09:28:27 AM
Would you like those gift wrapped?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 15, 2013, 02:29:41 PM
Isn't the unwrapping part of the fun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2013, 06:56:26 PM
(** SWOON! **) Does anyone have their paddles charged up?!? (** CLEAR!!!**)
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 15, 2013, 07:18:25 PM
What have I missed?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 15, 2013, 07:30:10 PM
If I said, "The usual," would that fill you in enough?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 15, 2013, 08:01:04 PM
Don't you know I'm not "the usual" ? ;)
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Post by: Hoowil on January 15, 2013, 09:55:04 PM
Would that be the here "usual", or the general "usual"?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 15, 2013, 10:29:41 PM
Is both an acceptable answer?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 16, 2013, 09:03:25 PM
Who said anything about us being 'acceptable?'
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 19, 2013, 12:03:30 AM
Wasn't it Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 19, 2013, 02:48:39 PM
Do you really think that I would be concerned about being acceptable? Do you take me for being a Mundane?!?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 20, 2013, 12:24:57 PM
How many other terms would apply, that all end in 'ane'?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2013, 05:00:13 PM
Do you mean like "ins-?"
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Post by: LadyFae on January 20, 2013, 08:36:33 PM
Is that the opposite of "outs-"?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 21, 2013, 09:21:18 AM
Does anyone need a drink?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2013, 10:26:45 AM
Would you not consider that a useless question around a wizard such as I?? (*make mine a Jack & Coke...double *)
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Post by: Hoowil on January 21, 2013, 10:29:39 AM
Do you mean you don't already have one?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 21, 2013, 10:34:53 AM
-tosses drinks around- dont you think it's a bit early?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2013, 10:37:08 AM
After 7 years of aging, can you really think it's too early?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 21, 2013, 06:32:13 PM
Is it ever to early for a drink with good company?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2013, 08:36:36 PM
At what point to we become lushes for drinking too early?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 21, 2013, 09:09:51 PM
Well, we can't drink all day if we don't start in the morning, now can we?
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Post by: Butch on January 26, 2013, 11:03:03 AM
What kinda pre-faire tailgate would that be?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 26, 2013, 07:43:12 PM
Is morning drinking only allowed at pre-faire--what about off season?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 26, 2013, 08:52:15 PM
Isn't it always morning somewhere?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 27, 2013, 09:30:18 AM
Isn't it always 5 o'clock somewhere?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 27, 2013, 10:16:07 AM
Is it then true that "Ti-ii-ii-ime is on my side?"
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Post by: LadyFae on January 27, 2013, 03:27:44 PM
"Yes it is," but as a wizard don't you already know that?
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Post by: Mairte on January 27, 2013, 10:42:28 PM
Do wizards really know everything?
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Post by: Jon Hanslow on January 27, 2013, 11:47:29 PM
Who turned on the snow?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2013, 05:41:50 AM
Would you believe it was a wizard? (...and where in the world has Miss Mairte been?)
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Post by: LadyFae on January 28, 2013, 09:55:40 AM
Are wizards the cause of everything? 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2013, 11:18:06 AM
Would you not say that we are at least blamed for everything?
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Post by: Mairte on January 28, 2013, 12:08:25 PM
LOL, would YOU believe I would believe that? (Arizona!! But back in Minnesota now.:))
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Post by: LadyFae on January 28, 2013, 12:25:02 PM
Was there snow in Arizona?   ;)
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Post by: Mairte on January 28, 2013, 04:58:52 PM
Would you believe northern Arizona gets snow? (But alas, not where I was at,lol.)
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Post by: LadyFae on January 29, 2013, 08:46:12 AM
In this group don't you believe that ANYTHING is possible?
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Post by: Mairte on January 29, 2013, 09:50:07 AM
Are you saying that in this group there are no real surprises?:)
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Post by: LadyFae on January 29, 2013, 11:31:56 AM
Wouldn't we be more surprised to be surprised by this group?   ???
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Post by: Mairte on January 29, 2013, 12:40:53 PM
Which member would be voted most likely to surprise??
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Post by: LadyFae on January 29, 2013, 01:27:43 PM
Would you be surprised to find out that I'm not sure the answer to that question?
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Post by: Mairte on January 29, 2013, 07:38:51 PM
Could you narrow it down to four,lol? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2013, 06:53:00 AM
How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 30, 2013, 08:58:52 AM
Where is there a light out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2013, 11:23:34 AM
Aren't you supposed to reply "How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb?"
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 30, 2013, 12:36:28 PM
How many R/F members does it take to change a light bulb?  (OK, I'll bite.)
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Post by: LadyFae on January 30, 2013, 03:45:29 PM
Is it reccommended to bite a lightbulb?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2013, 06:48:04 PM
BobO, how in the hell am I supposed to know how many R/Fers it takes to change a lightbulb when in the Renaissance period, there were no lightbulbs?  (Silly question, BobO...I mean REALLY!)  ::)
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Post by: Mairte on January 30, 2013, 07:03:54 PM
How many R/Fers in modern day society would it take to change a light bulb?(Is that better? This is provided they have been abstaining from Jack for at least...ummmm...an hour,lol?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2013, 07:29:00 PM
Must you always complicate an obfuscated query with logic, Mairte? (..uhmm...HUH?)
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Post by: Mairte on January 30, 2013, 10:13:22 PM
What's wrong with logic? ;)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 31, 2013, 07:57:58 AM
Do you think that if I had used logic, I might have avoided being suckered by Merlin? (No Jack for you!  >:(  ;) )
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Post by: LadyFae on January 31, 2013, 09:47:59 AM
Are you always so easily suckered?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2013, 10:07:44 AM
Anyone here from out of town?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 31, 2013, 12:31:30 PM
Which town should we be out of?
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Post by: Mairte on January 31, 2013, 01:15:48 PM
A town that has a lot of easily suckered people? (Poor BobO.... ;D )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2013, 01:32:35 PM
Do you think it might be necessary to be out of the town we don't know which of them it might be by a reasonable hour, say sundown?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 31, 2013, 08:30:49 PM
Does this town hae a vampire infestation?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 31, 2013, 09:02:41 PM
If they sparkle shall we kill them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 01, 2013, 01:24:33 AM
Do you like stake with your vampire?
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Post by: Mairte on February 01, 2013, 08:24:56 AM
Or with a side of holy water?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 01, 2013, 09:12:02 AM
Should we ask the zombies if vampires are edible?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 01, 2013, 10:38:42 AM
But wouldn't zombies just answer, "brains?"
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Post by: LadyFae on February 01, 2013, 02:16:32 PM
Do you find that a little hard to swallow?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 01, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Should I pass if my mind is too dirty to provide a respectable followup question?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 01, 2013, 06:19:53 PM
How manytimes do we need to all pass before it goes not in such a direction?
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Post by: Mairte on February 01, 2013, 07:10:58 PM
How does one clean a dirty mind??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2013, 06:46:30 AM
Could you use a Mind Sweeper?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 02, 2013, 11:56:32 AM
Shouldn't we ask a zombie since brains are their specialty? (Assuming your mind is in your brain and not in the gutter...  ::))
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2013, 12:09:51 PM
"Mind not in the gutter?" What are you smoking, BobO?
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Post by: Mairte on February 02, 2013, 03:37:35 PM
Zombies DON'T do gutter sweeps????
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2013, 05:34:40 PM
Is this Sweeps Week?
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Post by: Mairte on February 02, 2013, 06:53:10 PM
Hmm, maybe we should inform the zombies?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 03, 2013, 12:28:21 AM
Are zombies particular about the cleanliness of the brains they ingest?
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2013, 08:04:26 AM
Are you saying then then they might reject Merlin's? ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2013, 10:46:16 AM
Isn't a dirty mind a terrible thing to waste?
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2013, 01:56:49 PM
Are you saying your's is wasted? :o ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2013, 05:30:35 PM
Are you assuming I have a mind to waste?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 03, 2013, 06:27:37 PM
Isn't all of Merlin always wasted?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2013, 07:12:48 PM
Are you implying that I use intoxicating substances?
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Post by: Mairte on February 03, 2013, 08:34:56 PM
Why on earth would us innocent people imply that? ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2013, 05:25:30 AM
Mairte...Luv.... Do you really expect me to believe that you are innocent?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 04, 2013, 10:43:50 AM
But don't we LOOK sweet and innocent?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2013, 02:08:41 PM
May I plead the fifth? (Jack Daniel's, of course)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 04, 2013, 02:57:02 PM
Can you look sweet and innocent while downing a fifth of Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2013, 03:10:35 PM
Are you asking me or Lady Fae?
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Post by: Mairte on February 04, 2013, 05:52:23 PM
Is innocence all in the eye of the beholder or is that only beauty?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 04, 2013, 06:28:18 PM
Did you just call Merlin beautiful?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2013, 06:41:39 PM
You don't think I'm beautiful?!?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 05, 2013, 08:20:20 AM
With enough Jack in you, doesn't everyone look beautiful?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 05, 2013, 08:41:24 AM
OH NO! Did I imply that you aren't beautiful?   :-[
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Post by: Mairte on February 05, 2013, 10:11:35 AM
What determines if someone is beautiful anyway,lol?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 05, 2013, 12:21:46 PM
What is more interesting- a beautiful face or a beautiful mind?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 05, 2013, 01:13:29 PM
Well, didn't "A Beautiful Mind" make more money at the box office?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 05, 2013, 02:24:40 PM
If you loved me for my mind, wouldn't you be lost, too?
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Post by: Mairte on February 05, 2013, 03:23:57 PM
Aren't we all at least a little lost?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 05, 2013, 06:42:49 PM
Didn't we decide that your mind is dirty?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 06, 2013, 05:21:22 PM
Have we established an applicable dirtiness scale?
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Post by: Mairte on February 06, 2013, 06:38:45 PM
If we haven't, whose mind is the dirtiest and whose is the cleanest?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 07, 2013, 09:13:08 AM
Are you asking about on a scale from freshly fallen snow to putrid manure?
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Post by: Mairte on February 07, 2013, 01:56:33 PM
Whose is putrid manure? (I don't believe we have any freshly fallen snow minds,lol.)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 07, 2013, 03:50:48 PM
Is not putrefaction directly proportional to age, in which case, my mind would be dirtiest?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 07, 2013, 05:25:13 PM
Are you looking for a disagreement from us?  ('Cause I'm pretty sure you won't get one!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 07, 2013, 07:27:05 PM
Should I plead guilty to being the one with the filthiest, dirty, warped mind?  (On behalf of the Academy, I accept!)
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Post by: LadyFae on February 07, 2013, 07:56:46 PM
Do you know that we are so happy to know you and your filthy mind? 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 07, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
Ah, but do you know my filthy mind in the Biblical sense?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 07, 2013, 09:37:31 PM
Wouldn't that risk getting gray matter in some rather uncomfortable places?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 07, 2013, 11:07:21 PM
Is it time to pick on someone new yet?  :P
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Post by: jimari on February 08, 2013, 06:12:19 AM
What is this about?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 08, 2013, 08:35:29 AM
If we knew, do you think we'd still be here?   ???
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Post by: Mairte on February 08, 2013, 09:15:06 AM
Who is going to be brave enough to tell jimari what this is all about? (Challenge, can you do it without picking on Merlin? ;))
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Post by: LadyFae on February 08, 2013, 03:59:53 PM
Would we WANT to do it without picking on Merlin?
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Post by: Mairte on February 10, 2013, 10:31:42 AM
LOL, no?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2013, 08:45:10 PM
Are you already trying to turn Jimari against me, when all he wants to know is how to continue this insane dialog by only asking questions?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 10, 2013, 10:44:18 PM
Are we no longer allowed to pick on Merlin? :(
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Post by: LadyFae on February 11, 2013, 09:33:53 AM
Could we ever really STOP picking on Merlin?  (You know that he likes it!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on February 13, 2013, 05:23:26 AM
Can we stop people picking their noses?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 13, 2013, 05:58:50 AM
Was Lady Fae picking your nose?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 13, 2013, 08:47:37 AM
Wouldn't I need rather long arms?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 13, 2013, 09:07:16 AM
Are you in law enforcement?
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Post by: Bainite on February 13, 2013, 01:00:25 PM
Why do you ask?  Do you think that Law Enforcement should get involved?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 13, 2013, 04:31:30 PM
Don't you know that handcuffs will be involved?   ;)
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 13, 2013, 05:48:12 PM
Will they be fuzzy handcuffs?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 13, 2013, 08:31:10 PM
Doesn't the fuzz tickle your nose?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2013, 05:21:23 AM
Are we talking about handcuffs or nose rings?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 14, 2013, 01:44:24 PM
Can we include ankle bracelets?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 14, 2013, 02:20:24 PM
Just how kinky are you, and are you busy Friday night?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 14, 2013, 11:23:51 PM
Would you understand when I say that I am always and never busy? (I am a mom, after all!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 15, 2013, 05:44:27 AM
Is anyone free to assist me in getting my boot out of my mouth?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 15, 2013, 09:39:41 AM
Don't wizards wear slippers?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 15, 2013, 04:10:33 PM
Are slippers easier to get out of one's mouth?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 15, 2013, 08:35:11 PM
Don't slippers tend to be softer?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 16, 2013, 02:14:07 PM
(Again, doesn't the fuzz tickle?) And just how many slippers can our local wizard fit in his mouth?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 16, 2013, 02:17:22 PM
How will he get slippers in his mouth if he already has a boot in there?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 16, 2013, 03:33:06 PM
Would you mind helping an olde wizard out by plying him with copious quantities of Jack Daniel's Old No. 7 Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey until such time that he is relaxed enough to release the boot, slippers, and whatever other accessories have taken refuge in his mouth, or is that too much to ask?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 16, 2013, 06:26:20 PM
Is anything ever too much to ask?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2013, 06:06:25 AM
Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 17, 2013, 09:51:17 AM
Haven't we already sung that song?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2013, 10:32:13 AM
Is the song over?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 17, 2013, 01:54:12 PM
Is it the song that never ends?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2013, 06:53:21 PM
Isn't it "the show that never ends" as per Emerson, Lake, and Palmer?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 17, 2013, 09:28:31 PM
Haven't you heard of Barney's song?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2013, 05:29:04 AM
Are you referring to that insufferable, purple twit that dances around with a stupid look on his face?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 18, 2013, 08:33:03 PM
Is there another Barney that sings that never ending song?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 18, 2013, 08:49:40 PM
Wasn't it that little sheep that sang the song that never ends?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2013, 09:27:15 PM
Do you hear it?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 18, 2013, 09:38:43 PM
After all this discussion do you think I have much choice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2013, 10:05:07 PM
How baaaaad is it?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 19, 2013, 08:59:07 AM
Did ewe have to go there?   ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 19, 2013, 11:09:04 AM
Is there a shepherd in the house?!?  :-\
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Post by: Hoowil on February 19, 2013, 10:44:04 PM
Are you afraid of what may happen to unescorted sheep in this company?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 20, 2013, 05:39:24 AM
Don't you know why Scots wear kilts?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 20, 2013, 08:42:35 AM
Don't you know why sheep don't wear clothes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 20, 2013, 12:23:41 PM
With all that wool, would they not get too hot?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 20, 2013, 05:10:56 PM
Does a sheared sheep bleat "brrr brr brrr"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 20, 2013, 06:53:58 PM
Does a sheared pirate sheep bleat "baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr! baaaarrrr!"?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 20, 2013, 07:15:29 PM
Does that sheep have to have a wooden peg leg to be a pirate?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 20, 2013, 07:42:26 PM
You wouldn't serve that three-legged pirate sheep a leg of lamb, would you?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 21, 2013, 08:24:41 AM
What do three-legged pirate sheep plunder? Grass?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 22, 2013, 08:34:57 AM
Or do they get their revenge and plunder a Scottsman's booty?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 22, 2013, 03:39:04 PM
Do you mean Scots dye their wool so as to not give the sheep ideas? We've had it backwards all these years?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2013, 05:25:24 PM
You're telling me that sheep don't come in plaid?
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Post by: JimsDana on February 22, 2013, 09:31:11 PM
If they did, would that not make for sticky, Scots?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 24, 2013, 09:43:45 AM
So stiped, three legged, pirate sheep are responsible for sticky Scots?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 24, 2013, 10:16:05 AM
Do you think that one of us should have a heart-to-heart talk to the Scots regarding their relationship to the sheep?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 24, 2013, 10:38:23 AM
Do you not think it should be the sheep's responsibility to give them 'the talk'?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 24, 2013, 10:58:47 AM
Do you mean like a "Who's your daaaaaaaddy?" kind of talk?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 25, 2013, 09:06:37 AM
Well, isn't it a little late to speak of flora and buggery?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2013, 05:38:01 PM
Who is Flora?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 25, 2013, 06:54:22 PM
Would you believe me when I say I meant to type avian and buggery?   :-[
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2013, 07:12:01 PM
Is Avian a sister to Flora?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 25, 2013, 08:44:48 PM
Or was Avian buggering Flora?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 26, 2013, 07:12:18 AM
Are we already back to sex?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 26, 2013, 06:47:11 PM
Who's having sex?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 26, 2013, 06:49:07 PM
Can I see a show of hands?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 26, 2013, 09:15:16 PM
Wouldn't the hands be better off otherwise occupied?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 26, 2013, 10:37:55 PM
So who's ticklish?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2013, 04:49:01 AM
So, who's kinky?
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Post by: LadyFae on February 27, 2013, 08:42:44 AM
That's a good thing, isn't it?    ;)
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Post by: Hoowil on February 27, 2013, 04:50:11 PM
Wouldn't that depend on your idea of kinky?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 01, 2013, 11:08:12 AM
Do we want to know your idea of kinky?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2013, 04:19:22 PM
What is your idea of kinky, LadyFae? (Purely for research purposes, of course)
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Post by: Hoowil on March 02, 2013, 10:53:40 AM
You're using kink to research purity?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 03, 2013, 09:51:59 PM
Is kinky purity even a "thing?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 04, 2013, 11:43:48 AM
Would you not consider "kinky purity" to be an oxymoron?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 05, 2013, 10:53:29 AM
what about purely kinky?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 06, 2013, 09:35:15 AM
Would we have much success if we had a business named "Purely Kinky?"
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Post by: Hoowil on March 06, 2013, 09:48:57 AM
Just what exactly are you planning on selling?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 06, 2013, 06:03:28 PM
Do I get a bid?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 06, 2013, 06:25:12 PM
Do I get a finder's fee?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 06, 2013, 07:30:38 PM
What did you find?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 07, 2013, 08:38:28 AM
Who found what?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 07, 2013, 10:26:40 AM
What can't you find at Purely Kinky?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 07, 2013, 01:11:24 PM
Something that wasn't kinky, perhaps?  ::) :P
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Post by: LadyFae on March 07, 2013, 07:40:07 PM
Show of hands- who thinks that furry handcuffs are kinky?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 08, 2013, 06:52:25 AM
What if we're handcuffed and cannot raise our hands?  :P
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Post by: LadyFae on March 08, 2013, 08:55:14 AM
Do I REALLY need to answer that?   ;)
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Post by: Hoowil on March 08, 2013, 12:14:37 PM
Wouldn't that depend on just what your hands were cuffed too?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 08, 2013, 06:43:12 PM
Should we switch to silk scarves so as not to leave marks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 08, 2013, 09:04:09 PM
Do we tie those on the door knobs to let everyone know the room is "in use"?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 09, 2013, 09:12:31 AM
What type of room are you thinking of?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2013, 02:49:25 PM
Would this not be one of those rooms with lots of candles and mirrors on the ceiling?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 09, 2013, 06:24:07 PM
Is that type of room standard in your new house?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2013, 06:33:30 PM
Are you going to come check it out?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 10, 2013, 12:39:11 PM
Are you inviting me for a visit? (Or just in need of warning to have time to hide?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 10, 2013, 01:52:05 PM
Should I fear you or your husband more?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 11, 2013, 08:50:24 AM
Oh great, why'd you have to go and bring HIM up?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 14, 2013, 09:31:43 PM
Would you prefer he put him down?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2013, 08:44:32 AM
Would I get in trouble if I admitted yes, some days I would?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2013, 12:34:37 PM
Do you think that all men are alike?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 15, 2013, 01:04:37 PM
Isn't that two questions when you really break it down?   ;D
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Post by: Hoowil on March 15, 2013, 05:49:56 PM
Break it down into 'do you think?' and 'are all men alike?'?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 18, 2013, 05:04:12 PM
Do we need a new topic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2013, 07:28:41 PM
Have we worn out the subject of sex?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 19, 2013, 09:26:14 AM
Is your stamina no longer what it used to be?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2013, 02:43:49 PM
Would it suffice to say that it's also no shorter?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 19, 2013, 05:17:45 PM
Are you sure its your stamina you're measuring?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 19, 2013, 05:19:33 PM
Ooh, are we talking about Merlin's beard now?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 19, 2013, 05:20:50 PM
Would he loose his powers if we cut it off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2013, 05:56:09 PM
Cut WHAT off?!?!!???!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 19, 2013, 09:28:21 PM
If it is loose shouldn't we try to tighten it before cutting it off?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 19, 2013, 10:46:42 PM
If we pull too hard while trying to tighten, will it unravel?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 20, 2013, 09:43:40 AM
So, you're offering to pull Merlin?   :o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2013, 10:47:18 AM
uhhhhh... Do I have a say in this?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 20, 2013, 01:42:30 PM
What took you so long to speak up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2013, 03:21:55 PM
Was it wrong of me to consider all options?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 20, 2013, 07:09:04 PM
How many of them involved Lady Fae?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 21, 2013, 03:23:53 PM
who else likes to just sit back and enjoy the ride when it comes to this thread?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2013, 05:42:14 PM
Too timid to get involved?  (...and lots, Hoowil  :P  ::)  8)  :o  ;D )
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Post by: Hoowil on March 21, 2013, 06:02:45 PM
Are our disturbed minds that intimidating?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2013, 06:08:58 PM
Are our intimidating minds that disturbed?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 21, 2013, 06:23:19 PM
Are our minds that intimidatingly disturbed?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 21, 2013, 08:24:38 PM
How about disturbingly intimidated?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2013, 06:40:45 PM
Intimidately disturbed we are, you say?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on March 22, 2013, 08:44:50 PM
Do I have to be intimidated to be disturbed? (I've done pretty well without outside help...)
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Post by: LadyFae on March 23, 2013, 09:12:07 PM
Do I need to jump back in the mix here and intimidate you all in disturbing ways?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 23, 2013, 09:38:06 PM
Please?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 24, 2013, 10:00:13 AM
Will we get to take pictures?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 24, 2013, 01:47:38 PM
My, my- whatever must you think of me?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 24, 2013, 02:23:38 PM
Is that a trick question?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 24, 2013, 07:37:01 PM
If we answer, do we still get pictures?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 24, 2013, 09:10:13 PM
Pictures of Merlin in a tricky situation?
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Post by: Jade on March 25, 2013, 06:00:23 AM
 Is there any other kind with him?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 25, 2013, 08:31:58 AM
Ah, so you've met our Merlin, I take it?   :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 26, 2013, 05:27:59 AM
What kind of wisecrack is that, Lady Fae?  ???
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Post by: LadyFae on March 26, 2013, 09:15:11 AM
Don't you know, Merlin- I kid because I care, I laugh because I love, and I joke 'cause I'm a jerk?!?!?!?   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 26, 2013, 10:07:45 AM
heheh... Don't you think you're taking me too seriously? (big mistake! HUGE mistake!  :-* )
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 26, 2013, 11:39:39 AM
why would anyone take anyone seriously anyway?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 26, 2013, 01:00:04 PM
Do I look like someone who takes much of anything too seriously?   :o
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 26, 2013, 01:57:27 PM
Do any of us look like people who take much of anything too seriously?
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Post by: Jade on March 26, 2013, 01:59:36 PM
 why so serious? :D ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on March 26, 2013, 07:10:56 PM
Did the Joker get to you?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 27, 2013, 11:34:59 AM
Isn't the joker the midnight toker?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 27, 2013, 02:22:48 PM
Are you offering to share?   8)
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Post by: captmarga on March 27, 2013, 03:06:19 PM
I'm out of it... did I miss something?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 27, 2013, 05:41:16 PM
Don't you think that if you were following this that you'd be just as lost as the rest of us?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 27, 2013, 06:47:40 PM
Pass, please?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 27, 2013, 07:57:29 PM
We're passing what now?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 27, 2013, 08:27:00 PM
Do you really want to know what Merlin is passing at his age?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on March 28, 2013, 04:59:08 AM
Is he the cause of that wreck in the passing lane?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 28, 2013, 05:32:11 AM
Was there a gas explosion?
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Post by: Jade on March 28, 2013, 06:28:29 AM
 is that just a skunk?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 28, 2013, 08:10:51 AM
Who sunk my battleship?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 28, 2013, 11:06:12 AM
Could it be result of espionage?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on March 28, 2013, 02:07:28 PM
Can a skunk even be a spy?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 28, 2013, 07:50:09 PM
Don't they already have the outfit?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 28, 2013, 10:44:22 PM
Are you, perhaps, thinking of ninjas?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 29, 2013, 12:05:37 AM
Don't both dress in black and use chemical warfare?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 29, 2013, 07:28:51 PM
With that large bright white stripe isn't it more difficult for skunks to hide?
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Post by: Jade on March 29, 2013, 08:03:03 PM
 can't they just roll in mud?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 29, 2013, 11:16:25 PM
Do they have to worry about clogging the guns?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 29, 2013, 11:38:49 PM
You were going to shoot the skunk?!?!?!?  :o
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Post by: Hoowil on March 30, 2013, 12:41:50 AM
Would you beleive me if I were to say I'd be more worried about getting shot by said skunk?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 30, 2013, 03:59:19 PM
If we shoot the skunk are we going to eat it?
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Post by: Hoowil on March 30, 2013, 09:34:21 PM
Didn't I see deep fried skunk on a stick at the last state fair?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 31, 2013, 07:35:45 PM
Does it taste like chicken?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2013, 08:27:56 PM
Does that mean chicken tastes like skunk?
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Post by: LadyFae on March 31, 2013, 09:19:44 PM
Which would you prefer to eat?
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Post by: Jade on March 31, 2013, 09:25:26 PM
 can't I have a  Turkey leg instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2013, 05:51:24 AM
Do skunks sell turkey legs?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 01, 2013, 10:01:34 AM
Or did Frankenstein make a skunk that had turkey legs?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 01, 2013, 11:13:45 AM
Would you like that deep fried or slow roasted?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 01, 2013, 11:14:20 AM
Would that be called a Frankenskunkey?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 01, 2013, 11:57:15 AM
Have we hit on the next fad food: the deep fried frankenskunkey on a stick?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 01, 2013, 02:16:55 PM
Doesn't it just sound delicious?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 01, 2013, 02:19:17 PM
Doesn't putting it on a stick make anything delicious?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 01, 2013, 02:27:03 PM
Why do we always have to make everything into a double-entendre?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 01, 2013, 04:57:18 PM
Can we wrap it in bacon, please?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2013, 05:29:55 PM
What are you planning to wrap in bacon, you naughty girl?!?
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Post by: Jade on April 01, 2013, 05:37:42 PM
 if you have to ask,  aren't you to err... young.... to know?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2013, 07:35:38 AM
Do you consider 1061-years-old to be young?
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Post by: Jade on April 02, 2013, 08:23:31 AM
 isn't that nicer than saying too old? ;)
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Post by: LadyFae on April 02, 2013, 09:43:38 AM
Wait, are we going to be nice to Merlin now?   ;)
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 02, 2013, 12:13:22 PM
Is he willing to give us bacon-wrapped double entendres on a stick?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 02, 2013, 01:51:55 PM
We should expect a lot from him- have you seen the size of his stick?!?!?!?!?   :o
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 02, 2013, 03:46:31 PM
Why can't I un-see what I just read?!?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 02, 2013, 04:05:56 PM
You don't keep eye bleach on hand?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 02, 2013, 05:11:11 PM
My my, aren't you two taking that in the WRONG direction?  (LOL! As if I didn't know it'd go there!)
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 02, 2013, 05:19:49 PM
doesn't it always go there?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 02, 2013, 07:10:03 PM
May I now bat my eyes and feign innocence?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 02, 2013, 08:24:58 PM
Don't you always?
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Post by: Jade on April 02, 2013, 08:49:44 PM
 Does anyone buy it?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on April 03, 2013, 05:05:59 AM
Willing to bet that a lot will be bought before Saturday?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 03, 2013, 10:17:44 AM
Are you selling?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 03, 2013, 10:33:26 AM
Wait, what did I miss?  Who's selling what now?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on April 03, 2013, 11:09:48 AM
Shouldn't that be a single question?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 03, 2013, 11:18:43 AM
Would you rather I commit the crime of the double post?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 03, 2013, 01:02:29 PM
We aren't fighting now, are we?   ???
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 03, 2013, 03:00:08 PM
What makes you think that?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 03, 2013, 05:48:30 PM
Who says I was thinking about anything?   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2013, 07:06:03 AM
Is this what I have to expect when I'm away for a day or two?  (LadyFae, you owe me a new monitor for that stick remark)
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 04, 2013, 08:16:59 AM
Why would you expect anything less?
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Post by: Jade on April 04, 2013, 08:53:19 AM
 and why would you eat/ drink anything while reading this thread?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 04, 2013, 09:23:16 AM
Dear Jade, don't you know, Merlin doesn't eat- he survives on Jack and laughter? 

(Tee-hee, Merlin- I was wondering if you'd seen that stick comment!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2013, 09:55:32 AM
Don't you know that the Wizard sees all, Lady Fae, and gets hungry, Jade?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2013, 10:22:21 AM
Does this means the Wizard sees all my food?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 04, 2013, 04:43:46 PM
Would you rather he seize your food?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 04, 2013, 05:20:04 PM
Should he lay siege to your plate?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 04, 2013, 06:18:16 PM
If there is fish on the plate, does that mean he's scaling the walls?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2013, 06:37:11 PM
Next time you order steak, would you please order it medium-rare? (Sheesh!)
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Post by: LadyFae on April 05, 2013, 09:27:41 AM
Doesn't food usually look better when it is on someone else's plate?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 05, 2013, 10:04:36 AM
Would that be considered a derivative of the "grass is greener" argument?
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Post by: bradenmac on April 05, 2013, 11:52:16 AM
Is the "grass is always bluer" in Kentucky?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 05, 2013, 12:07:52 PM
If the sky turns green should we watch for tornados?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 07, 2013, 10:43:26 AM
If the sky is green, where do you stop mowing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 08, 2013, 07:21:07 AM
Will the goats eat it?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 08, 2013, 09:58:08 AM
Should we bring in the cows as well?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 08, 2013, 06:39:38 PM
Who lets the cows out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 08, 2013, 06:55:47 PM
Was it the same person who let the dogs out?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 08, 2013, 08:45:30 PM
Who, who, who who?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 09, 2013, 07:15:47 AM
Did someone let an owl loose in the forum?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 09, 2013, 03:26:59 PM
Should we net the bird?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 09, 2013, 05:27:20 PM
Is that less rude than flipping it?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 09, 2013, 06:24:45 PM
Or should we be giving it?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 09, 2013, 07:32:26 PM
What about giving in?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 09, 2013, 07:46:45 PM
Was the bird the word?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 09, 2013, 09:29:11 PM
Wasn't the word 'love'?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2013, 06:25:54 AM
Are we taking about a henway?
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Post by: Jade on April 10, 2013, 08:53:22 AM
 how much does a  hen  weigh?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2013, 09:19:01 AM
Didn't you blow the line?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 10, 2013, 09:24:41 AM
Isn't that safer than a line of blow?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2013, 09:28:56 AM
What kind of naughty girl are you?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 10, 2013, 09:31:21 AM
Would you believe I'm really sweet and innocent?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 10, 2013, 10:01:05 AM
Isn't Whowill correct?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2013, 01:01:50 PM
Who will correct what?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 10, 2013, 01:11:38 PM
Do we need to provide red ink?
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Post by: Rowan MacD on April 10, 2013, 01:37:06 PM
 Why not red pencil?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 10, 2013, 01:53:49 PM
Would crayon not be better given the group?
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Post by: Jade on April 10, 2013, 02:41:55 PM
 what about  body paint?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2013, 03:09:28 PM
Is the body alive or dead?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 10, 2013, 03:53:50 PM
How large is this body?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 10, 2013, 06:49:22 PM
Could it be the size of Shirley Eaton?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 10, 2013, 11:57:58 PM
If I have had a LOT of rum, can I go to bed without attempting to think of a clever question to ask?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 11, 2013, 08:09:34 AM
What gives you the impression that any of these questions are clever?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 11, 2013, 01:12:08 PM
Are you fooled into thinking that any of us are clever?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 11, 2013, 01:48:08 PM
Is it okay if I still think about Shirley Eaton?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 11, 2013, 03:13:51 PM
Why? Is Shirley Eaton clever?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 11, 2013, 08:53:33 PM
Do we have a body of comparison?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 12, 2013, 09:58:49 AM
Can we paint a clever elephant and name it Shirley?
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Post by: Jade on April 12, 2013, 12:15:44 PM
 Shirley  you  aren't  serious?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 12, 2013, 01:10:21 PM
What color would we paint the elephant?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 12, 2013, 02:42:46 PM
What if we just tell everyone we painted it gray?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 12, 2013, 04:11:31 PM
Wouldn't that be boring?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 12, 2013, 05:52:56 PM
If we painted a pig instead, would that make it boaring?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 12, 2013, 06:04:32 PM
Would a painted pig be similar to a greased pig?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 12, 2013, 11:32:22 PM
What would you do with a greased pig?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 13, 2013, 06:04:27 AM
Would not the oven be the proper place to put a greased pig?
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Post by: Jade on April 13, 2013, 07:09:26 AM
 can you catch a greased pig?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 13, 2013, 07:12:29 AM
Don't you carry an Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) with you at all times?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 13, 2013, 08:29:20 AM
Why can't you just cast a greased pig catching spell?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 13, 2013, 02:36:06 PM
Isn't the Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) intended for those mortals who cannot cast a greased pig catching spell?
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Post by: Butch on April 13, 2013, 08:23:43 PM
Isn't the Acme® Greased Pig Catcher Net™ (patent pending) intended for coyotes?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 13, 2013, 10:23:38 PM
How did it work out for the coyote?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 13, 2013, 11:26:36 PM
Was the coyote painting an elephant at the time he used the net?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2013, 12:45:14 AM
Are you sure it wasn't a roadrunner?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 14, 2013, 07:21:35 AM
Or was it maybe an Alpaca?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 14, 2013, 11:59:17 AM
Why did Jade call me Shirley?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 14, 2013, 12:31:24 PM
Would you rather be called Laverne?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 14, 2013, 07:15:47 PM
Would I be able to bowl better?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 14, 2013, 07:54:04 PM
Why would you want to be a bowl?
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Post by: Jade on April 14, 2013, 07:55:51 PM
 wouldn't I have great curves?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 14, 2013, 08:02:59 PM
Why did I read that as bowel?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 14, 2013, 09:12:01 PM
Has your brain turned to .....?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 14, 2013, 11:31:10 PM
Can we talk about Jade's curves more?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 15, 2013, 09:11:41 AM
Will pictures be involved?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 15, 2013, 12:09:51 PM
Did someone call Mr Hefner?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 15, 2013, 12:36:24 PM
Does my camera phone count?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 15, 2013, 03:28:58 PM
Have you taught it or is it naturally smart?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 15, 2013, 08:11:56 PM
Is that what they mean by a "smart phone?" What does it count?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 15, 2013, 08:14:40 PM
If your phone counts sheep, will it fall asleep?
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Post by: Jade on April 15, 2013, 08:40:00 PM
 if it falls asleep will your alarm still go off?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 15, 2013, 09:08:58 PM
Do we really need to be alarmed?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 15, 2013, 09:09:41 PM
What does it need to get off of?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2013, 09:25:11 PM
Is THAT why phones have a "vibrate" setting?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2013, 07:32:14 AM
Does Lady Fae want to get off using her vibrating phone?!?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 16, 2013, 08:16:00 AM
What is she getting off of?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 16, 2013, 09:01:57 AM
Who says I haven't?    8)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2013, 01:01:45 PM
Would someone please pass me a towel to wipe the coffee off of my monitor?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 16, 2013, 01:56:55 PM
Can I have the towel next?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2013, 03:58:25 PM
What are you wiping up?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 16, 2013, 04:12:49 PM
When everyone is done with the towel will someone please pass it my way?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 16, 2013, 04:44:22 PM
Why don't y'all have your OWN towels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2013, 04:45:21 PM
Why would I want to ruin MY towel?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 16, 2013, 04:50:22 PM
Doesn't coffee wash right out?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 16, 2013, 04:53:24 PM
Why would you think it's the coffee we're worried about?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 16, 2013, 05:31:56 PM
I thought it was suppose to be good to the last drop?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 16, 2013, 05:55:41 PM
Oh my, now why did you have to go and say that?

:o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 17, 2013, 05:53:24 AM
Have we ended up in Naughty, Naughty Land yet again?
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Post by: Jade on April 17, 2013, 05:57:26 AM
 Did we ever wander very far off?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 17, 2013, 09:52:02 AM
Have we ever actually left?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 17, 2013, 02:11:41 PM
Aren't most of you Texans actually on the right?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 17, 2013, 02:23:26 PM
Don't you know that I have no "side"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 17, 2013, 02:28:37 PM
Is that because you are so big around?  ::)
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 17, 2013, 03:18:22 PM
Why can't I think of an appropriate question to answer with?
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Post by: Hoowil on April 17, 2013, 05:06:40 PM
How many appropriate questions have you seen around here lately?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 18, 2013, 10:04:42 AM
Would anyone dare to accuse any of us of being appropriate?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 18, 2013, 10:22:09 AM
Is that in the rules of the game?
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Post by: Butch on April 18, 2013, 10:47:14 AM
There are RULES to this?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 18, 2013, 11:08:49 AM
Who is going to take the fall for our lawlessness?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 18, 2013, 02:01:07 PM
Lucy Lawless from Down Under?
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Post by: Rowan MacD on April 18, 2013, 02:57:57 PM
 Down under the sink?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 18, 2013, 03:27:45 PM
Who wouldn't let Lucy Lawless their down under?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 18, 2013, 04:03:30 PM
Does your sink have a leak?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 18, 2013, 06:03:55 PM
Is that the drip I keep hearing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 18, 2013, 09:17:02 PM
Wait, who's a drip?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 18, 2013, 09:23:40 PM
Isnt there a drip related disease?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on April 19, 2013, 04:46:07 AM
Isn't that called The Common Cold?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 19, 2013, 10:30:30 AM
Is there such a thing as "The Noble Cold?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 19, 2013, 01:25:02 PM
And, what exactly is tropical about cancer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 19, 2013, 03:04:46 PM
What's wrong, Debbie Downer; felt like you had to bring us down by talking about cancer?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 19, 2013, 04:12:16 PM
Is it because Cancer is crabby?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 19, 2013, 06:55:47 PM
What's your issue with being a Cancer?  (I can't help when I was born!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 19, 2013, 07:08:47 PM
And what's wrong with Libra?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 20, 2013, 08:10:14 AM
Is the moon in the seventh house yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 20, 2013, 04:42:10 PM
What about the House of the Rising Sun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 20, 2013, 05:39:36 PM
Did we decide to open a Cat House?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 20, 2013, 07:43:48 PM
Can we do that from the dog house?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 20, 2013, 08:06:06 PM
Are you in the dog house?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 20, 2013, 08:23:58 PM
How does your dog feel about the eviction?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 21, 2013, 07:37:12 AM
Does sleeping with the dog have something to do with animal husbandry?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 21, 2013, 11:28:34 AM
For you wouldn't it be animal wifery?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 21, 2013, 02:29:24 PM
For him, wouldn't it be the animal winery?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 21, 2013, 03:01:56 PM
While I contemplate these, and other pressing questions, would you mind fixing me a nice Jack & Coke...and make it a double, please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 21, 2013, 04:12:34 PM
So the wizard likes to drink while he contemplates bestiality?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on April 21, 2013, 04:27:32 PM
 Don't most  of us like to drink while contemplating.... anything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 21, 2013, 06:21:25 PM
How would one contemplate successfully without imbibing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 21, 2013, 06:49:35 PM
Can I imbibe without contemplating please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on April 21, 2013, 10:09:05 PM
So now we're contemplating "please"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 22, 2013, 06:27:00 AM
I thought I was just going to imbibe, do I now need to contemplate contemplating?
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Post by: LadyFae on April 22, 2013, 08:13:47 AM
Are you complaining?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on April 22, 2013, 08:22:42 AM
About which the Contemplating or the Imbibing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 22, 2013, 08:51:13 AM
Don't some people complain because it's their hobby?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on April 22, 2013, 12:24:17 PM
Can my hobby be imbibing instead?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on April 22, 2013, 03:32:58 PM
Isn't imbibing most of our hobbies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 22, 2013, 03:43:04 PM
Do we get to claim imbibing as multiple hobbies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on April 22, 2013, 03:56:36 PM
 any way  we can claim  imbibing on our taxes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 22, 2013, 05:32:13 PM
Would that qualify as a business expense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 26, 2013, 04:38:53 PM
Why doesn't coffee count as a medical expense?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on April 26, 2013, 09:16:53 PM
 isn't that a necessary purchase to work our jobs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 28, 2013, 07:16:15 PM
Doesn't that depend on what your job is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 29, 2013, 03:42:21 PM
Should I be concerned that all the jobs I can think of that don't require consciousness are not legal in the US?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 29, 2013, 08:41:12 PM
Are you thinking of moving out of the country now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 30, 2013, 06:47:33 PM
And miss out on Faires?!?!?  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on April 30, 2013, 08:10:24 PM
Is the US the only country with Faire?  (psst, the answer is no!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 01, 2013, 01:36:40 PM
So, what other countries have ren faires?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 01, 2013, 03:30:57 PM
Should we travel to find out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 01, 2013, 06:32:00 PM
Who is footing the bill?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 01, 2013, 08:57:22 PM
Anyone know an old, drunken wizard we could convince to magically transport us?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on May 01, 2013, 09:17:30 PM
How about Harry Potter when he turns 99?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 01, 2013, 09:23:11 PM
Um... don't we all know an old, drunken wizard that posts on these very forums that can magically transport us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 01, 2013, 09:27:03 PM
What's the fee; there's always a fee?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2013, 06:11:24 AM
Why are my ears burning?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 02, 2013, 09:31:34 AM
If the wizard is drunk, would we end up somewhere like Yemen instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 02, 2013, 09:32:06 AM
Wouldn't that just add to the adventure?
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Post by: Hoowil on May 02, 2013, 04:49:44 PM
Wouldn't time travel make it even more of an adventure?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 02, 2013, 04:53:25 PM
If we travel back in time, may I keep my watch and underwear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 02, 2013, 07:14:11 PM
You wear underwear?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 03, 2013, 09:37:20 AM
You wear a watch?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 03, 2013, 03:52:43 PM
Or do you watch your underwear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 03, 2013, 04:21:51 PM
Is it safe to assume that he will wash his underwear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Alissende on May 04, 2013, 12:17:28 AM
Who doesn't wash their underwear?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 05, 2013, 08:32:48 AM
Maybe those that don't wear any?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on May 08, 2013, 03:29:51 PM
Didn't your mother tell you to always wear clean undies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 08, 2013, 05:42:23 PM
Am I the only one who had to do his own wash as soon as he could reach the top of the machine?
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Post by: W. Holmes on May 09, 2013, 04:36:46 PM
Quote from: Alissende on May 04, 2013, 12:17:28 AM
Who doesn't wash their underwear and lingerie (http://www.robustbuy.com/womens-clothes-lingerie-sets-c-1083_1085_1088.html)?

may be the mads. I am not sure.. but some good people might be on the list.. haha..
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 09, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
Did you see that you're supposed to ask a question here?   ;) 
(Trust me, I think we've all forgotten which thread we were on at one time or another!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 09, 2013, 09:11:52 PM
Haven't there been a few topics around here we would like to have forgotten?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 09, 2013, 09:38:44 PM
 :o

DID SOMEONE JUST PUT A KINK IN OUR GAME?!?!?!?!?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2013, 04:46:46 AM
Is anyone up for a nice beheading and quartering?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2013, 05:54:16 AM
Hasn't inflation made that more like dollaring?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 10, 2013, 07:26:44 AM
If a dollar is inflatable, where exactly do you put the air in?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 10, 2013, 08:08:40 AM
Would you believe it's by giving ol' Washington mouth to mouth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 10, 2013, 08:43:29 AM
Wouldn't that be a problem considering his wooden dentures and all?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 10, 2013, 09:44:36 AM
If we burn his dentures would it keep us warm?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 10, 2013, 10:55:51 AM
Would you believe that the whole wooden dentures thing is actually a myth, and not true?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2013, 11:47:56 AM
Weren't they made of ivory...with metal springs?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 10, 2013, 12:16:18 PM
Would you believe that originally his dentures were only partials where the Ivory was attached by wires to bits of teeth that still remained?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 10, 2013, 12:45:00 PM
Did ivory dentures give him elephant breath?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2013, 01:02:46 PM
Did he have an elephant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 10, 2013, 01:40:28 PM
Maybe a pink Elephant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 10, 2013, 05:09:23 PM
One that blows bubbles?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 10, 2013, 06:46:38 PM
We have BUBBLES?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2013, 06:18:23 AM
Will Bubbles do a strip-tease, if we put some dollars in her dentures?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 11, 2013, 11:55:37 AM
Wouldn't it be more fun to help with the bubbles, with one's own dentures or teeth?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 11, 2013, 09:44:34 PM
Would Bubbles perform a particular...   ...act...   ...with her dentures removed?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 12, 2013, 03:32:24 PM
Are you suggesting she might dance, or are you just being suggestive?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on May 12, 2013, 04:33:53 PM
 Can't he suggest both?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 12, 2013, 04:40:43 PM
Who's "suggesting" anything?   ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 12, 2013, 08:06:48 PM
So its a request?
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Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on May 12, 2013, 08:09:33 PM
Why not?
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Post by: Hoowil on May 12, 2013, 08:12:10 PM
Does it require coin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 13, 2013, 05:40:12 AM
So, Bubbles would go jingle-jangle-jingle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 13, 2013, 04:36:29 PM
Don't you mean jiggle-jangle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on May 29, 2013, 10:47:46 PM
Did I kill the thread again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 30, 2013, 05:30:08 AM
Are you asking us or telling us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 30, 2013, 05:42:45 AM
What the hell kind of question is that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 30, 2013, 08:50:23 AM
Are you guys fighting?  ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on May 30, 2013, 10:05:32 AM
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?!?!?!?!?!?   ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on May 30, 2013, 02:00:01 PM
 what's the fun in that?
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Post by: LadyFae on May 30, 2013, 06:21:03 PM
Isn't it more fun to make up?   ;)
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Post by: Aderin on May 30, 2013, 09:46:29 PM
Funner to make up? are strawberries blonde?  ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 31, 2013, 05:30:33 AM
Doesn't THAT remind me of a strawberry blonde that I dated a few years ago?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on May 31, 2013, 07:05:53 AM
I don't know, Jack, does it?   :P
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on May 31, 2013, 09:22:25 AM
Do you remember enough of the story to be able to share it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on May 31, 2013, 06:30:35 PM
 Can you share it enough to make us blush?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 01, 2013, 09:42:58 AM
Are you prone to blushing, Miss Jade?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 01, 2013, 10:47:55 AM
 Is the Pope  Jewish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 01, 2013, 10:53:40 PM
Did he recently convert?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 02, 2013, 07:19:46 PM
Was he converting dollars to Euros?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 02, 2013, 07:23:02 PM
Is that convertment a smart investment?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 03, 2013, 06:02:01 AM
Cavortments are more fun than convertments, aren't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on June 03, 2013, 04:16:25 PM
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET THIS FAR BEHIND IN THIS THREAD?!?!?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 03, 2013, 06:58:00 PM
The conversation hasn't really changed all that much, though, has it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 03, 2013, 08:28:34 PM
Are we stuck in a rut again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 03, 2013, 09:42:16 PM
Have you grown weary of our conversations?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 04, 2013, 05:50:44 AM
Is it back to sex yet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 04, 2013, 07:38:50 AM
 Isn't that a given?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on June 04, 2013, 09:05:34 AM
doesn't it always end up coming back around to sex?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 04, 2013, 12:37:53 PM
Doesn't it just as often come back around to drinking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 04, 2013, 05:53:49 PM
Drinking and sex tend to go together nicely, don't they?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: captmarga on June 04, 2013, 06:21:40 PM
They are always having fun while I'm away, isn't that the way of things?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 04, 2013, 07:31:46 PM
So then, Capt Marga, do you want to jump in to a group of drunken, sexually-charged freaks such as us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 05, 2013, 05:38:13 AM
Don't you think I should continue to stay in my protective bubble?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 05, 2013, 01:19:08 PM
 Aren't bubbles remarkably fragile?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 05, 2013, 02:40:21 PM
Bubbles- so we're having champagne now?  (Please?)   ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 06, 2013, 05:32:26 AM
Ok, I'll serve champagne; but, in your gleeful frolicking, don't push my protective bubble down the hill, ok?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 06, 2013, 08:16:09 AM
 If you roll  into a strawberry bush and your bubble bursts,  will you pick some for us?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2013, 08:20:01 AM
Better yet, if you roll into a Jack Daniel's bush, will you pick some of THAT for us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 06, 2013, 01:37:54 PM
Do champagne, strawberries and JD go together?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 06, 2013, 01:57:01 PM
Who's ready to sample it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 06, 2013, 04:02:29 PM
Do those wishing to sample have to first be rolled down the hill in a bubble?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 07, 2013, 06:20:22 AM
Would I even care after consuming copious quantities of Champagne, strawberries, and Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 07, 2013, 03:19:24 PM
After my bubble bursts, will it be okay if I picked all of the ladies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 10, 2013, 12:31:27 PM
After consuming champagne, Jack, and strawberries, being rolled down a hill in a bubble, and having said bubble burst, would it not be better to find oneself being pick up by the ladies?
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Post by: Jade on June 10, 2013, 12:36:01 PM
 would  he really  have a choice in the matter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 10, 2013, 12:39:22 PM
And would anyone really want to pick up someone who had been drinking then got rolled down a hill?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 10, 2013, 05:02:05 PM
Wouldn't it be safe to assume that someone who has been drinking then rolled down a hill would make for an interesting partner in a relationship?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on June 10, 2013, 10:57:07 PM
How exactly would you define "interesting"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 11, 2013, 01:38:33 PM
Your Honor, am I not allowed a defense in regard to this assertion that it was drinking what caused me to roll down the subject hill into the subject Jack Daniels patch without evidence....without proof...without another snort?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 11, 2013, 07:16:59 PM
 I'd be careful sir,  for are  you not digging yourself a deeper hole?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 11, 2013, 07:55:25 PM
Wait a second- did you just claim your Jack had no proof?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 12, 2013, 05:30:13 AM
Aren't you clever?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 12, 2013, 07:35:58 AM
What would Jack Daniel's be without all 80 proofs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 12, 2013, 12:05:39 PM
Brown water?  ::)
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Post by: LadyFae on June 12, 2013, 06:39:34 PM
Why would anyone want to drink THAT?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 12, 2013, 08:55:08 PM
 Isn't that why people started drinking do much beer and wine?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 12, 2013, 11:29:36 PM
What- so that they wouldn't notice that their water was brown?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 13, 2013, 05:37:21 AM
Is brown water supposed to come out of my faucet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 13, 2013, 08:58:14 AM
Have they been flushing the fire hydrants near you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 13, 2013, 09:31:58 AM
You mean in my toilet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 13, 2013, 04:39:40 PM
Who would want to drink brown water wherever it came from???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 13, 2013, 07:29:01 PM
Maybe someone who was desparate for water?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 14, 2013, 08:05:44 AM
Wouldn't they then have to be prepared for some rather adverse effects,lol?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 14, 2013, 11:10:13 AM
If they drink the brown water enough do their bodies become accustomed to the adverse effects?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 14, 2013, 01:42:10 PM
I wonder? (Eww)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 15, 2013, 11:04:51 AM
Do you want to drink brown water and find out if there are adverse eff3cts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 15, 2013, 12:27:34 PM
Would anybody,lol????? ;D
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 16, 2013, 06:33:13 AM
Can we get back to the sex?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 16, 2013, 02:45:04 PM
Has someone here given up sex?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 16, 2013, 02:56:30 PM
Haven't they been talking about toilet water?...used toilet water??!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 16, 2013, 06:34:09 PM
 Hey,  doesn't it take all sorts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 16, 2013, 10:15:27 PM
Wouldn't drinking that get one out of sorts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 17, 2013, 07:20:08 AM
Weren't we getting back to the sex talk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Mairte on June 17, 2013, 09:38:20 AM
What sex talk???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Otwell Throckmorton on June 17, 2013, 11:31:51 AM
Why does all this talk of brown water and sex make me randy?   :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on June 17, 2013, 12:25:42 PM
Does anyone else hope "brown water" is code name for Jack Daniels?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on June 17, 2013, 12:31:39 PM
 Could it be dark  rum?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2013, 12:59:14 PM
Remember the talk between five and seven?
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Post by: Mairte on June 17, 2013, 01:11:13 PM
What, Merlin, no standing up for Jack Daniels over Rum, who are you and what have they done with our wizard????  ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2013, 02:30:47 PM
Hmmm... could I have missed some questions?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 17, 2013, 03:58:22 PM
Which questions did you miss and how can you tell if you missed them?
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Post by: Mairte on June 17, 2013, 04:52:05 PM
Wouldn't the clue be dark rum and jack daniels on the same page? ;) :)
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Post by: Hoowil on June 17, 2013, 06:07:28 PM
Wouldn't they both belong better in my belly?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 17, 2013, 06:08:52 PM
Who said you could drink Merlin's Jack?    ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 17, 2013, 08:32:59 PM
Is Hoowil challenging me to a duel?
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Post by: Jade on June 17, 2013, 08:37:42 PM
 If I grant you my favour will you share without requiring me to draw my dagger?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 18, 2013, 08:58:09 AM
If I bat my eyes and show a little ankle can I have some of your Jack, as well?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 18, 2013, 02:41:46 PM
Since when have I become a wench magnet?
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Post by: Archer Artemis Cloud on June 18, 2013, 02:42:14 PM
Do you know Jack? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 18, 2013, 02:46:43 PM
You're new around here, aren't you?   ;)
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Post by: LadyFae on June 18, 2013, 05:55:14 PM
Wait a sec, did you call me a wench?!?!?!?   :o
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Post by: Hoowil on June 18, 2013, 06:08:35 PM
Should I seek cover?
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Post by: Mairte on June 18, 2013, 06:13:45 PM
Should we feel sorry for Merlin as he is going to be attacked by wenches?(His words, not mine,lol!!)
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Post by: Hoowil on June 18, 2013, 06:15:27 PM
Isn't he more likely to enjoy it?
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Post by: Jade on June 18, 2013, 06:22:37 PM
 Why should I take offense?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 18, 2013, 08:41:10 PM
Well, iz de fence free?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 18, 2013, 09:15:03 PM
Should I bring a hammer?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 18, 2013, 09:23:46 PM
What do you intend to take it to?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 19, 2013, 07:49:34 AM
Don't you think that if the fence is free that it may be in need of repairs?
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Post by: Serenity on June 19, 2013, 08:16:37 AM
Should we hire a contractor?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 19, 2013, 10:45:25 AM
Do we need a written contract to hammer a fence, or will a verbal agreement do?
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Post by: Jade on June 19, 2013, 01:05:23 PM
 Can't we just trick someone else into doing it for us?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 19, 2013, 05:05:56 PM
What, no one thinks of screwing it?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 19, 2013, 05:32:26 PM
What are you thinking of screwing?
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Post by: Archer Artemis Cloud on June 19, 2013, 06:40:30 PM
Do these socks go with this Kilt? :)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 19, 2013, 09:23:10 PM
What socks?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 19, 2013, 10:41:33 PM
Screw the socks, can we get back to the- wait, what was the question?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 20, 2013, 12:06:24 AM
Is that the sound of a train of thought derailing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2013, 06:44:42 AM
Lady Fae keeps talking about screwing, so may we get back to that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 20, 2013, 08:26:52 AM
Does LadyFae need my Phillips-head?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 20, 2013, 09:47:42 AM
Did you change your name?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 20, 2013, 09:54:03 AM
Oh, did I say I was involved with the Federal Witness Protection Program?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2013, 02:14:16 PM
I've heard of some variations, but what's "Phillips-Head?"
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 20, 2013, 03:17:22 PM
Is that what went rolling across the floor when Aunt Maggie saw the photos?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2013, 03:25:37 PM
What evil did those photos divulge?
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Post by: Archer Artemis Cloud on June 20, 2013, 03:55:14 PM
Is there even a name for it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2013, 04:38:33 PM
Does "Gold Mine Sex Tape" apply here?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 20, 2013, 08:57:35 PM
Will there be a live screening of it?
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Post by: Mairte on June 21, 2013, 11:35:27 AM
Where and when??? ;D
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Post by: Jade on June 21, 2013, 01:05:55 PM
 And how much?
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Post by: Mairte on June 21, 2013, 02:02:30 PM
What subject are we on now,lol? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on June 21, 2013, 03:57:36 PM
Has any one found my marbles?
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Post by: Archer Artemis Cloud on June 21, 2013, 05:15:02 PM
Where did you lose them last, LadyFae? ;D
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Post by: Mairte on June 21, 2013, 06:19:59 PM
Lady Fae needs to hire a marble finder! :)
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Post by: Hoowil on June 21, 2013, 06:57:32 PM
What does she offer for services rendered?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 21, 2013, 11:18:15 PM
You aren't willing to help me find my marbles just for the satisfaction of being helpful?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2013, 07:07:09 AM
Would you slap me senseless if I reached into your bodice to check for marbles?
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Post by: Mairte on June 22, 2013, 10:46:44 AM
Wouldn't most people??  :o ;D
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Post by: Hoowil on June 22, 2013, 12:17:09 PM
Slap Merlin, or reach down Lady Fae's bodice?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 22, 2013, 02:18:55 PM
If my bodice is properly laced, wouldn't it be rather difficult to get a hand down there?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 22, 2013, 04:18:58 PM
But is it properly laced?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2013, 06:04:19 PM
Are you trying to keep the girls in or the boys out?
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Post by: Mairte on June 23, 2013, 11:04:51 AM
Is that a rhetorical question?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 23, 2013, 11:37:33 AM
Why do we have to bring Rhett into this?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 23, 2013, 03:13:23 PM
Isn't everyone invited?
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Post by: Jade on June 23, 2013, 03:33:51 PM
 Does that include the cops?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 23, 2013, 07:32:39 PM
Depends- are they kind with the metal handcuffs or the fuzzy ones?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 24, 2013, 06:07:10 AM
Should I wear leather to this party?
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Post by: Jade on June 24, 2013, 08:00:57 AM
oooo.... Can you?
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Post by: Archer Artemis Cloud on June 24, 2013, 08:34:12 AM
Where are you wearing leather?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 24, 2013, 03:41:35 PM
Wouldn't it be over the usual male areas?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 24, 2013, 04:46:00 PM
Do you really think I should wear leather over my beard?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 24, 2013, 05:06:20 PM
Why, did someone insult your beard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 24, 2013, 05:27:21 PM
Isn't a beard a usual male area?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 24, 2013, 06:55:44 PM
Hey, do I have a beard, usually?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 25, 2013, 11:39:35 AM
Well I don't know, do you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 25, 2013, 12:39:02 PM
How can I answer that other than no since that's the truth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 25, 2013, 05:47:53 PM
Can't you lie?
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Post by: Jade on June 25, 2013, 05:56:02 PM
wasn't he Abraham Lincoln in another life?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 25, 2013, 08:11:12 PM
Lie on what?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 27, 2013, 02:29:52 PM
Doesn't that depend on the location of this lying?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 27, 2013, 03:17:10 PM
No one's asking me to lie on a bed of nails, right?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 27, 2013, 06:30:21 PM
Would you be willing to lie on a bed of nails to the left?
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Post by: Butch on June 27, 2013, 10:42:42 PM
Once you've slept on a bed of nails, what's left?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 28, 2013, 06:14:12 AM
Would you get out of the bed of nails on the right or left side, or the right or wrong side of the bed?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 28, 2013, 07:52:48 AM
Is there a wrong side of the bed if you're with the right person?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 28, 2013, 11:04:00 AM
Do you need a claw hammer to get off a bed of nails regardless of the side?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on June 29, 2013, 12:20:43 PM
Ever wonder who in the world first thought of the idea of a bed of nails?
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Post by: Butch on June 29, 2013, 01:07:10 PM
Would he have had to have a sharp wit?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 29, 2013, 02:36:58 PM
Could he have just been a half wit?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 29, 2013, 03:23:24 PM
Someone calling me?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 29, 2013, 07:08:38 PM
Are they looking for a bottle of JD?
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Post by: Hoowil on June 30, 2013, 12:03:54 AM
From Merlin? Or did you mean an empty bottle?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 30, 2013, 09:44:44 PM
If one can turn water into wine can Merlin turn air into whiskey?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2013, 06:00:57 AM
Someone calling me?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 01, 2013, 06:26:57 AM
Isn't the reason the bed of nails was invented was because there was nothing good on TV?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2013, 06:57:00 AM
Wasn't the bed of nails invented because electricity hadn't been invented yet, so they couldn't turn ON the TV?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 01, 2013, 02:13:42 PM
Wouldn't you rather lay down in a bed of roses?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2013, 03:20:29 PM
Are you offering yours?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 02, 2013, 01:41:25 AM
Aren't roses poky too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2013, 05:23:21 AM
That that mean I'm a pokyman?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 02, 2013, 06:30:20 AM
Well, if there was no electricity to turn on the TV, then there certainly wasn't anything good on, now was there?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2013, 06:35:49 AM
Do you think that electricity was named after the famous military leader, General Electric?
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Post by: Aderin on July 02, 2013, 09:51:05 AM
wouldn't it be easier to light candles instead?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 02, 2013, 09:51:51 AM
Would General Electric be able to turn the TV on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 02, 2013, 02:26:20 PM
How do you get a candle to work in a cathode ray tube?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2013, 03:35:48 PM
Didn't Ray play the piano?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 02, 2013, 05:46:45 PM
If he borrowed his mom's, does that man he would...
play'er piano?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 02, 2013, 06:56:54 PM
Are you jealous that he got to play'er piano and you can't?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2013, 07:06:47 PM
Is piano a euphemism?
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Post by: Jade on July 02, 2013, 07:14:41 PM
 was that a your mom joke?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 02, 2013, 08:48:25 PM
When did your mom become a euphemism?
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Post by: Jade on July 02, 2013, 10:54:11 PM
 Wasn't piano the euphemism?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 03, 2013, 06:36:27 AM
I'm not going to any political rally where euphemism is endorsed, okay?!
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Post by: Hoowil on July 03, 2013, 07:16:28 PM
What about where endorsisms are euphemised?
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Post by: Butch on July 03, 2013, 08:45:19 PM
What about where endorphins are euthanized?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 04, 2013, 07:22:08 AM
Are those anal or dorsal endorphins?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 04, 2013, 09:33:44 AM
Don't you think that's rather personal?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 04, 2013, 11:26:58 AM
Shouldn't we be open and honest with our wizard, like our doctor?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 05, 2013, 05:37:07 AM
Have you been hiding things from me?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 05, 2013, 08:49:21 AM
Why, what makes you ask that?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 06, 2013, 04:06:21 PM
Are you suggesting a game of hide and seek?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 06, 2013, 04:25:45 PM
May I just use my hands to find you, Lady Fae?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 06, 2013, 11:42:25 PM
Can you think of any more entertaining ways or things to use to find her?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 09, 2013, 06:30:53 AM
Is this a sly way of telling me to get lost?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 09, 2013, 06:32:57 AM
LadyFae, you don't really think that, do you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 09, 2013, 02:12:04 PM
Where would we find another who was as much fun, if you left?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 09, 2013, 07:36:13 PM
Ah shucks, y'all find me fun?   :-*
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 10, 2013, 06:37:03 AM
"Ya'll"?  Are you from the south part of Wisconsin, LadyFae?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 10, 2013, 07:22:01 AM
does Wisconsin have a South part?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 10, 2013, 08:39:55 AM
Do they know how to cook grits?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 10, 2013, 08:54:16 AM
Do they put cheese on their grits in south Wisconsin?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 10, 2013, 09:44:32 AM
Isn't everything better with cheese?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 10, 2013, 12:25:19 PM
even grits?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 10, 2013, 02:08:55 PM
Doesn't everyone eat their grits dry and pasty, like I do?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 10, 2013, 03:09:31 PM
Do they call them grits because they taste gritty?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 10, 2013, 07:05:41 PM
Does the thought of gritty teeth make anyone else feel the need to floss?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 10, 2013, 09:04:31 PM
Can you say that on here?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 11, 2013, 08:50:31 AM
What's wrong with the word "that?"
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Post by: LadyFae on July 11, 2013, 12:27:40 PM
Should we that there instead of here?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 11, 2013, 12:45:37 PM
Is 'that' what the knights who formerly say 'NI" do?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 11, 2013, 12:47:59 PM
Where did you hear "that"?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 15, 2013, 12:39:25 PM
Does someone need to clean out their ears?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 16, 2013, 01:08:51 AM
Are they full of chickens?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 16, 2013, 06:03:21 AM
NI?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 16, 2013, 08:48:15 AM
Is that the knights that go NI?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 16, 2013, 11:02:22 AM
Did I spell "NI" wrong?
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Post by: Mairte on July 16, 2013, 12:11:09 PM
Does it matter how one spells it???
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Post by: LadyFae on July 16, 2013, 12:19:47 PM
Isn't I-T the only way to spell it?
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Post by: Mairte on July 16, 2013, 12:25:27 PM
LOL, well, would you concur that in this group, all rules may be transcended?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2013, 08:43:48 AM
Do rules apply to wizards as well?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 17, 2013, 10:25:37 AM
What about the rules of magic?
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Post by: Mairte on July 17, 2013, 12:50:16 PM
Do rules of magic differ between witches and wizards?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 18, 2013, 08:45:34 PM
Can we include Faerie magic in this discussion?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 19, 2013, 03:51:58 PM
This thread has gotten too ethereal for this down-to-earth Scotsman, yes?
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Post by: Mairte on July 20, 2013, 10:18:10 AM
Well, what would you like to change the conversation to?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 20, 2013, 02:08:34 PM
Can we change it to gold so that we will be rich?
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Post by: Jade on July 20, 2013, 04:47:55 PM
 If you figure it out, will you let me know?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 21, 2013, 12:12:54 AM
Would that not require a philosopher as well as a wizard? Or at least his egg?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2013, 07:44:34 AM
I am supposed to lay an EGG?!?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 21, 2013, 08:32:26 AM
You mean you ...can't?
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Post by: Mairte on July 21, 2013, 04:42:13 PM
Wait now....how many eggs have you laid Merlin????  :o
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 22, 2013, 06:52:39 AM
How was I supposed to know that those were EGGS that were coming out of my bum?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 22, 2013, 10:03:21 AM
Don't you know all?
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Post by: Mairte on July 22, 2013, 01:08:54 PM
Is there just the slightest possibility those WEREN'T eggs? ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on July 22, 2013, 01:40:16 PM
Eew eew eww- does anyone else feel grossed out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 23, 2013, 05:16:39 AM
Did we actually get Lady Fae's knickers in a wad?
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Post by: Jade on July 23, 2013, 07:21:53 AM
 Did she have too vivid a picture painted?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 23, 2013, 12:10:36 PM
Anyone else suddenly not interested in eggs for breakfast?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 23, 2013, 09:09:57 PM
Isn't there a special name for painted eggs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 23, 2013, 09:14:20 PM
Isn't it okay as long as they aren't painted wizard eggs?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 24, 2013, 01:29:11 AM
Are wizard eggs magically delicious?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 24, 2013, 04:03:36 AM
Do I look like a bloody leprechaun?
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Post by: Jade on July 24, 2013, 04:56:58 AM
 Are leprechauns known for being very bloody?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 24, 2013, 08:44:30 AM
Wizard eggs? Do wizards hatch from eggs??
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Post by: Hoowil on July 24, 2013, 10:10:21 AM
Am I the only one who now sees blood covered little men wandering around and hiding brightly colored eggs, in an attempt to make more wizards?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 24, 2013, 02:26:12 PM
Why would they make more wizards when they could spend their time making little lady leprechauns?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 24, 2013, 03:09:46 PM
Do I smell scrambled eggs?!?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 24, 2013, 07:44:23 PM
Who brought the BACON?!??
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 25, 2013, 10:15:27 AM
BTW, where's Arnold Ziffel?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 25, 2013, 11:32:59 AM
That's not Arnold on my BLT, is it?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on July 25, 2013, 11:35:15 AM
Does a BLT have grits on it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 25, 2013, 11:37:20 AM
"What's a grit?"  ;D
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 25, 2013, 12:00:52 PM
Isn't a grit a social grainy bit that requires being among its kith in order to be of any value?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 25, 2013, 01:58:20 PM
You mean its not something rather uncomfortable to have in one's undergarments?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 25, 2013, 03:58:45 PM
Isn't grit what your teeth do when you have uncomfortable things in your undergarments?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 25, 2013, 10:02:21 PM
What's with all these assumptions about wearing underwear?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 26, 2013, 06:04:14 AM
Did someone nick your knickers?
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Post by: Jade on July 26, 2013, 07:03:55 AM
 Can you nick something that isn't there?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 26, 2013, 07:44:23 AM
Someone near you have a knack for nicking knickers?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 26, 2013, 11:15:20 AM
Aww, did someone knicknack your paddywhack?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 26, 2013, 03:12:23 PM
Did they give your dog a bone? (considering the normal train of thought around here, is that really a question I should be asking?)
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Post by: Jade on July 26, 2013, 10:58:24 PM
I  don't really remember,  but wasn't I  rolled home at one point?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2013, 01:19:39 AM
Hoowil, when will you learn to trust your instincts instead of leading us on a path to animal husbandry and/or wifery?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 27, 2013, 11:53:09 AM
I think animal husbandry is illegal in most, if not all, states, yes?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 27, 2013, 12:02:46 PM
So we can't breed animals? Or did you mean bestiality, where one would breed with animals?
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Post by: Jade on July 27, 2013, 12:12:26 PM
 Isn't there a dirty little mother Hubbard ditty  that I'd love to post in response?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2013, 09:16:56 PM
Is it okay that we are this freakin' warped?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 27, 2013, 09:19:46 PM
Can we blame it on the drugs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2013, 10:03:28 PM
What kind are you offering?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 28, 2013, 09:31:23 AM
Does she have any left?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 28, 2013, 11:54:41 AM
Would it make me right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2013, 07:24:15 PM
Are we supposed to be discussing politics?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 29, 2013, 10:11:13 AM
How exactly did we go from knickers to politics?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2013, 10:52:59 AM
Although some of us like going right up the middle when it comes to politics, wasn't Lady Fae wanting to be right?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 29, 2013, 12:17:32 PM
Who's left?
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Post by: Hoowil on July 29, 2013, 06:43:39 PM
Left, or left over?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2013, 07:28:31 PM
Did Merlin say he wanted to go up my middle?   :o
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Post by: Jade on July 29, 2013, 07:51:43 PM
 Doesn't he have a large staff?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 29, 2013, 10:18:36 PM
Is it made of riticulated wood?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2013, 04:43:29 AM
Do you realize how many compliments I get at faire about my long staff?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 30, 2013, 09:51:21 AM
Oops, did I come in at a bad time? Should I come back later?
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Post by: Jade on July 30, 2013, 12:07:35 PM
 Didn't you want to join?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2013, 04:35:49 PM
BobO, did we embarrass you?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on July 30, 2013, 09:36:12 PM
Anyone else think that he's faking it?
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Post by: Jade on July 31, 2013, 05:19:59 AM
 Isn't that usually the woman?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 31, 2013, 07:28:38 AM
Oo!  Should I come back?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on July 31, 2013, 07:55:33 AM
So, now that I'm back and not embarrassed, what do we do next?   ;D
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Post by: LadyFae on July 31, 2013, 10:44:24 PM
Should we start with drinks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 01, 2013, 06:51:59 AM
May I assume, then, that we will begin the cocktail hour with Jack Daniel's, and continue the cocktail hour until tomorrow when the next one begins?
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Post by: Jade on August 01, 2013, 08:15:37 AM
Is there tequila on offer?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 01, 2013, 07:04:02 PM
Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
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Post by: Jade on August 01, 2013, 09:49:06 PM
 Doesn't it name my brain to mouth filter disappear?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 02, 2013, 10:21:42 AM
Are you already hitting the sauce, Jade?!?
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Post by: Jade on August 02, 2013, 03:52:24 PM
 I'll blame it on using  Android Swype,  but  isn't the timing suspicious?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 02, 2013, 04:01:41 PM
Are you sure that was the Android you were looking for?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 02, 2013, 05:34:49 PM
Am I the only man jealous of Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 03, 2013, 05:45:27 AM
No need to be jealous....did you bring the Wesson oil?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 03, 2013, 11:45:45 AM
Wesson oil---where everything comes back, except one tablespoon?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 05, 2013, 08:36:27 PM
Would you really want the oil back after Merlin used it?
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Post by: Jade on August 06, 2013, 06:16:00 AM
 Doesn't that depend on what he used it for?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 07, 2013, 02:40:01 AM
How much detail do we really want?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 07, 2013, 05:54:20 AM
Er...should I stay out of this for a bit?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 07, 2013, 06:52:47 AM
Methinks I'm ruined on fried chicken for awhile, anybody?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 07, 2013, 01:33:31 PM
Should I avoid going back and reading what I've missed?
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Post by: Jade on August 07, 2013, 06:59:50 PM
 Haven't you said worse in your time?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 07, 2013, 08:41:55 PM
Do you have proof of that?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on August 08, 2013, 04:46:24 AM
Proof what is proof?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2013, 06:07:39 AM
Isn't proof 2 points per percentage of alcohol?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 08, 2013, 06:40:41 AM
Can you prove that?
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Post by: Jade on August 08, 2013, 06:48:02 AM
 If we test how much it takes to make  me  drunk, will that  help determine that  scientifically?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2013, 12:10:10 PM
Who else thinks we could see how much it takes each of us to get drunk, so we can wear a badge with that amount printed on it so we can always reference if its ok to have another, or how many more we need?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 08, 2013, 03:09:02 PM
What?
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Post by: Jade on August 08, 2013, 03:11:03 PM
 If his logic confused you,  isn't that a sign you need more booze?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 08, 2013, 04:23:07 PM
Or that I had too much already?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 08, 2013, 07:29:35 PM
Is there such a thing as too much?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 09, 2013, 06:49:08 AM
Is there a cold six-pack about?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2013, 07:03:23 AM
About what?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 09, 2013, 08:43:25 AM
About $6 down here; how about up there?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2013, 03:07:24 PM
You can really purchase a good 6-pack for $6 down there?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 09, 2013, 04:53:50 PM
Good six-packs are closer to $10 around here--should I think about moving?
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Post by: Butch on August 09, 2013, 06:23:10 PM
Isn't it healthy to have a good movement every day?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2013, 04:39:47 AM
How does one describe a "good" movement?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 10, 2013, 11:51:24 AM
Should it not include blood?
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Post by: Butch on August 11, 2013, 04:20:02 PM
Wouldn't that be bad?
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Post by: Capt Spleen on August 11, 2013, 04:48:26 PM
But wouldn't a good $6, Tai Chi movement, followed by a really good beer, without blood, over there, every day, be beneficial?
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Post by: Jade on August 11, 2013, 05:19:37 PM
 Wouldn't a free one be better?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 11, 2013, 08:31:14 PM
Can't I skip the blood and Tai Chi and just have a good free beer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 12, 2013, 05:24:13 AM
Is there such a thing as a free beer?
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Post by: Jade on August 12, 2013, 06:02:26 AM
 Doesn't it usually   require you to help someone move?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 12, 2013, 06:39:42 AM
Shouldn't beer be free since you only keep it for a short time?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 12, 2013, 07:08:30 AM
Isn't more like renting, then?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 12, 2013, 12:56:27 PM
Anyone want to rent me a beer?  ::)
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Post by: Hoowil on August 12, 2013, 04:54:29 PM
Does it need first's, last's, and a security deposit?
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Post by: Jade on August 12, 2013, 05:00:53 PM
 How's about I give you a couple bucks and  we call it even?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 12, 2013, 07:08:39 PM
If you give him 2 bucks, it would be even, but give him three, would it not make it odd?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 12, 2013, 07:53:59 PM
Isn't $6 even more even than $3?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2013, 07:34:36 AM
Are you trying to jack up the price of a bottle of beer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 13, 2013, 07:35:42 AM
Weren't we talking about six packs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2013, 07:37:51 AM
Six packs of what?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 13, 2013, 08:32:37 AM
Six packs of beer, Mr. Short-term Memory?
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Post by: Hoowil on August 13, 2013, 10:31:10 AM
Was Merlin hoping for six packs of Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 13, 2013, 11:05:22 AM
Isn't Merlin ALWAYS hoping for six packs of Jack?  :o
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Post by: Jade on August 13, 2013, 08:55:09 PM
 Isn't six packs of any liquor better then a six pack of beer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 14, 2013, 06:41:01 AM
But, would you turn down a six-pack of beer if someone offered it to you?
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Post by: Jade on August 14, 2013, 07:17:32 AM
 Doesn't that depend on the kind?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2013, 08:24:37 AM
Would you actually consent to drinking Texas Pride without being threatened with a deadly weapon?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 14, 2013, 11:13:13 AM
Are we getting picky, you two?
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Post by: Jade on August 14, 2013, 12:46:05 PM
 Can't a wench have standards?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2013, 01:23:25 PM
Jack, have you ever been introduced to Texas Pride beer?   {[I have—by my father-in-law who had ZERO taste in beer.  I received a book when I was in the hospital which rated all (or at least most) of the beers on the market at the time. Texas Pride was one of two beers in the world that got a rating of 0.  I always felt that was far too generous a rating.]}
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 14, 2013, 01:50:31 PM
No, but apparently I shouldn't, should I, Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2013, 09:03:48 PM
You do wish to continue living a life without throwing up your socks, do you not?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2013, 07:23:07 AM
But, there are good beers out there that I've tried; wouldn't you two like a taste?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 15, 2013, 07:27:48 AM
What style of beer do you prefer, and would offer?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2013, 07:29:25 AM
For summertime, would a German Hefeweizen, a wheat beer like a Belgian white, sound delicious?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 15, 2013, 09:17:00 AM
What other German delights would you be serving with that?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2013, 09:57:10 AM
Perhaps a doughy, twisty German pretzel....by a lovely fraulein in a dirndl?
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Post by: Jade on August 16, 2013, 09:37:14 AM
Mmnn... Can I  get  in  on  that  action?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2013, 11:43:02 AM
The pretzel or the fraulein?
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Post by: Jade on August 16, 2013, 01:35:50 PM
Can I have the pretzel and the  Belgian white?  (If necessary I'll be  the fraulein.)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2013, 05:47:04 AM
Are you planning on getting naughty?
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Post by: Jade on August 18, 2013, 07:00:55 AM
Is the beer going to turn into something harder?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2013, 10:05:25 AM
(*** SPEW!!! ***) Excuse ME?!?
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Post by: Capt Spleen on August 18, 2013, 01:21:27 PM
Does it get anymore difficult than hard cider insid'er?
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Post by: Jade on August 18, 2013, 02:28:38 PM
(Oops that was unintentional... really  :-[ lol)  Isn't  hard cider best served hot?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2013, 06:40:46 PM
You really expect me to believe it to be unintentional? (I'm hoping....)
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Post by: Jade on August 18, 2013, 07:51:16 PM
 Would you believe it if you saw my blushes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2013, 06:26:52 AM
Are you blushing because of the hard **ahem** cider?
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Post by: Jade on August 19, 2013, 07:41:47 AM
 Well doesn't it usually make me flushed?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 20, 2013, 08:43:18 AM
My, isn't it interesting to chat about science? Chemical changes and such?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on August 20, 2013, 08:52:28 AM
Oh, is that what we were chatting about?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 20, 2013, 12:29:13 PM
Isn't it a relief that we had not started talking about sex again?
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Post by: Jade on August 20, 2013, 01:17:04 PM
 Didn't we just?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 20, 2013, 02:08:02 PM
Don't we jest?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 20, 2013, 05:12:37 PM
You mean to tell me that you don't take sex seriously?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 21, 2013, 11:42:28 AM
Ummmm...yes?
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Post by: Jade on August 21, 2013, 12:52:00 PM
Isn't it supposed to be fun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 21, 2013, 06:07:52 PM
You don't take having fun seriously?!?
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Post by: LadyFae on August 23, 2013, 01:03:25 PM
Are you seriously questioning Jade's ability to have fun?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 04, 2013, 07:46:03 PM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Jade on September 04, 2013, 09:02:51 PM
When can't I  have fun?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 05, 2013, 08:46:22 AM
Is there an "Aunt Minnie" here who wanted the six hardboiled eggs, and one duck egg?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 05, 2013, 12:02:03 PM
Ah, so you know her?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 06, 2013, 09:23:37 AM
Does anyone need a square egg?
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Post by: Jade on September 06, 2013, 10:54:17 AM
 Will it fit in a round pan?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on September 09, 2013, 08:26:18 PM
Is it a chocolate cake in a round pan?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 12, 2013, 08:51:39 AM
If it's a chocolate cake, does the shape of the pan really matter?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 12, 2013, 08:55:42 AM
Isn't it rare to find a chocolate cake of any shape in a pan?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 12, 2013, 10:55:27 AM
A rare chocolate cake? Wouldn't a well-done chocolate cake be better?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 13, 2013, 07:06:06 AM
Do you like your chocolate cake to be burnt?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 13, 2013, 08:12:01 AM
I beg your pardon; did you say something after "Do you like your chocolate cake?"
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Post by: LadyFae on September 13, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
May we have cream cheese frosting on that chocolate cake?
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Post by: Jade on September 13, 2013, 04:45:00 PM
 Is the  chocolate  milk or  dark?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2013, 02:42:26 AM
Are you asking about chocolate milk in the dark??
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 14, 2013, 11:39:25 AM
Doesn't that make it easier to hide the chocolate milk mustache after drinking it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 14, 2013, 04:04:28 PM
Are you so ashamed of your chocolate milk mustache?
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Post by: The Rabbi on September 30, 2013, 11:17:19 PM
Isn't your mustache more salt and pepper?
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Post by: Jade on October 01, 2013, 02:16:35 AM
 Don't these mustaches sound  edible?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2013, 05:27:01 AM
Are you planning on eating my face?!?
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Post by: Jade on October 01, 2013, 09:34:27 AM
 Can't I just eat the hair around your lips  without eating your whole face?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 01, 2013, 01:22:45 PM
Am I the onl one who thinks, "ICK!"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2013, 06:35:51 AM
May I register a vote of "ICK!" as well?
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Post by: Hoowil on October 02, 2013, 05:49:25 PM
Does the object of a vote get to vote?
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Post by: LadyFae on October 02, 2013, 06:39:03 PM
So you object to the object voting?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2013, 04:57:17 AM
What is the object of objecting to the object of the vote?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2013, 09:32:14 AM
Objectively speaking?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2013, 12:36:06 PM
What else?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 03, 2013, 01:28:08 PM
What's the object we're voting on anyway? 
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Post by: LadyFae on October 03, 2013, 04:49:07 PM
Wasn't the object a "whom?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2013, 05:57:35 PM
So, Whom's on first?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 03, 2013, 07:10:00 PM
Isn't it, 'who's on first'?
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Post by: Jade on October 04, 2013, 05:00:28 AM
 What's  on  second?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2013, 06:57:55 AM
Did not the lovely and talented Lady Fae infer that the object was a "Whom?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 04, 2013, 12:00:43 PM
Aren't you allowed to change objects in mid-stream?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2013, 12:09:57 PM
When did we decide to go swimming?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 04, 2013, 12:19:12 PM
Wasn't that what Who and What were voting on?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 04, 2013, 12:26:01 PM
In light of the uncertainty, can I abstain?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2013, 12:35:04 PM
Before we tackle that question, would you join me in toasting a lovely day in the South?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2013, 03:43:57 PM
Didn't Bob say he was abstaining?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2013, 05:19:21 PM
Do you think if we rubbed vigorously enough with some Jack Daniel's that we could get that abstain out?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2013, 06:29:45 PM
You want to rub Bob vigorously, do you, Wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2013, 06:50:19 PM
Must we go there?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 05, 2013, 11:08:32 AM
Anyone read a good book lately? Or a bad one?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2013, 12:45:53 PM
You mean like the one about Bob of the Lake being assaulted by a Texan with Jack Daniel's and love on his mind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 06, 2013, 12:53:25 PM
Mmmm....d'you think we should wait for the movie, instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 06, 2013, 04:50:42 PM
Shouldn't we count Disney out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 07, 2013, 07:09:21 AM
Should I have my eyes gouged out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 07, 2013, 10:22:29 AM
Is there any of that burnt chocolate cake left?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 07, 2013, 12:13:28 PM
Does burnt chocate taste anything like Starbucks coffee?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 07, 2013, 02:02:48 PM
Did I miss anything?  ::)
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 08, 2013, 08:23:44 AM
That depends; did you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2013, 10:38:23 AM
Do we need a recap?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2013, 12:18:40 PM
Is there something wrong with the cap the way it is?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 08, 2013, 01:58:15 PM
Why don't we just uncap a bottle of Jack Daniels and then decide what to do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 08, 2013, 06:35:45 PM
With all of us, shouldn't we just buy a barrel of Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2013, 05:38:22 AM
Anyone have a long straw I could use?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 10, 2013, 08:23:26 AM
"Long straw?" How far away from that barrel do you plan on being?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2013, 08:28:26 AM
Would you not need a long straw to get to the bottom of this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 10, 2013, 08:34:53 AM
Ahhh...can you tell I don't know anything about Jack? ;)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 10, 2013, 09:15:16 AM
Are telling us that you don't know Jack Sh.... Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 11, 2013, 09:55:44 AM
It shows, doesn't it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 11, 2013, 10:16:55 PM
But...you know we still love you, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 17, 2013, 05:14:02 AM
Are you sure you're just not after my whiskey?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 17, 2013, 06:25:59 AM
Would you still love me if that was the case?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 17, 2013, 06:34:03 AM
What woman wouldn't love you if you had a case of JD?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 17, 2013, 06:37:25 AM
Do you think I would be irresistible if I had an entire barrel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 17, 2013, 06:38:21 AM
Have you got enough glasses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 17, 2013, 08:09:37 AM
Wouldn't straws for everyone be easier?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 17, 2013, 08:48:37 AM
Don't you love how it comes back to straws? Can they be the bendy kind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 17, 2013, 11:02:38 AM
Is multiple-straw usage in one cask sanitary?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 17, 2013, 01:34:38 PM
Do you think that after a few minutes anyone is going to give a damn?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 17, 2013, 02:04:31 PM
So, the plague was begun by a bunch of drunk rennies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 18, 2013, 08:32:25 AM
Well, considering its potency and medicinal effects, mayhap the plague was survived by drunk rennies? With straws?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2013, 12:22:50 PM
Do you think that is how I made it through?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 18, 2013, 05:24:57 PM
Made it through what...?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on October 22, 2013, 11:52:02 AM
So it was the Jack, not the magic, that helped you make it through?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on October 22, 2013, 09:37:48 PM
 Didn't the magic allow him to have an endless  supply of  Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 23, 2013, 06:24:35 AM
Wouldn't it have been more like the billfold that gave him an endless supply of JD?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 23, 2013, 12:00:24 PM
Who is Bill Fold?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 23, 2013, 12:37:03 PM
Could Bill Fold give me an endless supply of JD too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 05, 2013, 02:41:50 PM
Bill Fold, is he German?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 06, 2013, 09:06:44 AM
Will he supply the Jack?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on November 06, 2013, 01:05:24 PM
 And how much will he charge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 06, 2013, 01:09:10 PM
And, when he charges will he be using a credit card or a lance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 07, 2013, 08:24:20 AM
Might not a lance crack the cask?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2013, 06:20:46 PM
Who invited Lance?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 08, 2013, 08:36:34 AM
Isn't he *your* friend?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on November 08, 2013, 08:46:23 PM
Is he in a low place?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 09, 2013, 12:28:31 PM
So, does that mean that Low Lance is lurking lasciviously lately?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 10, 2013, 08:42:41 AM
Has Low Lance lurked any other way?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2013, 06:28:32 PM
Lately or long-term?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 11, 2013, 08:52:51 AM
Wouldn't long term lascivious low lurking leave lingering lines?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 03, 2013, 02:29:56 PM
With lines like that how did this thread fall by the wayside?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 03, 2013, 05:52:32 PM
What about, "Down by the Riverside"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 04, 2013, 08:57:02 AM
Or Up a Lazy River?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2013, 11:05:07 AM
Are you without a paddle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 04, 2013, 04:51:31 PM
Are we going back to the old S&M thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 04, 2013, 05:16:58 PM
Is that a request?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 05, 2013, 08:34:30 AM
Does someone want it to be?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 05, 2013, 02:25:40 PM
Why bother with a paddle?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 05, 2013, 02:35:28 PM
Don't you want to yell, "Thank you, Sir! May I have another?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 05, 2013, 03:53:53 PM
If you are paddling me, Lady Fae, why would I call you "Sir?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: angusmacinnes on December 05, 2013, 05:45:50 PM
why use a paddle, when a horse whip will do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 05, 2013, 09:35:46 PM
Are you calling Merlin a horse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 06, 2013, 11:27:31 AM
More importantly, are you calling me the south end of said north-bound horse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 06, 2013, 02:41:21 PM
Is that your explaination for the whiskers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 10, 2013, 12:09:58 PM
Is this a pantomime horse that Merlin is the back of?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 10, 2013, 03:59:21 PM
Is that the kind of horse that Little Joe rode in on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 11, 2013, 09:39:57 AM
How do you spell palamino?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 11, 2013, 09:55:07 AM
Do you think anyone spells it differently than you do?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 11, 2013, 01:56:57 PM
Isn' it always spelled I-T?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 11, 2013, 07:13:49 PM
Do the palominos kick you when you try to stuff them in your olives?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 12, 2013, 03:32:09 AM
Do you ride pimentos while trying that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2013, 05:10:16 AM
Is Lady Fae pantomiming a pimento?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on December 12, 2013, 07:48:05 AM
Does one pontificate while riding that pimento?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 12, 2013, 08:11:03 AM
Does Lady Fae's 1977 Pimento explode when it gets rear-ended?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2013, 08:35:36 AM
Isn't Lady Fae's rear end already bruised?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 12, 2013, 08:45:25 AM
Does it seem polite to presume on the purplish posterior of the '77 Pimiento?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 12, 2013, 09:42:44 AM
RefMom, are you trying to tell me that I misspelled, "pimento", too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2013, 11:17:23 AM
Is that another misspelled hoarse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 12, 2013, 01:59:50 PM
Should hoarse horses eat olives?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2013, 02:41:03 PM
Won't they choke on the palominos?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 12, 2013, 04:31:06 PM
Isn't horses eating palominos getting a bit kinky?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2013, 06:59:36 PM
Did you ever doubt that I could get it back to talk of sex...and Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 13, 2013, 07:14:23 AM
Are we off zoomorphism?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 14, 2013, 03:22:54 PM
How long has it been since this turned to beastiality (again)?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 16, 2013, 06:52:32 AM
What's fer breakfast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 16, 2013, 09:21:26 AM
What are you making?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 16, 2013, 11:11:36 AM
What ever it is, can we have bacon and whiskey with it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 16, 2013, 12:19:44 PM
Would you prefer bacon flavored whiskey or whiskey flavored bacon?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 16, 2013, 12:30:38 PM
Does anyone want one of those bacon bowls from that bacon-bowl maker from the Xmas TV ads?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on December 16, 2013, 12:46:24 PM
 Is it called a heart attack waiting to happen?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 16, 2013, 08:24:28 PM
Do we need to go to that heart attack diner for this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 17, 2013, 06:36:55 AM
Are they next door to the emergency room?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 17, 2013, 07:32:07 PM
Does it help to have the waitresses dress as nurses?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 18, 2013, 07:11:45 AM
Well, what do the uniforms look like?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 18, 2013, 10:28:21 AM
Is that really what's important?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 18, 2013, 03:15:47 PM
Don't we have to use our imaginations on this forum?
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Post by: LadyFae on December 18, 2013, 05:43:24 PM
Aren't our imaginations the most "active" thing about most of us?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 18, 2013, 07:58:29 PM
Did you have to bring my old age into this?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 19, 2013, 08:26:12 AM
Doesn't that simply give you the most experience?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 19, 2013, 12:46:49 PM
So is an experienced imagination the same as an active one?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 19, 2013, 04:27:26 PM
What's to eat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 20, 2013, 08:19:21 AM
Anyone else detecting a recurring question here? Is someone hungry?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 20, 2013, 08:20:36 AM
Has that whiskey-bacon been fried up yet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 20, 2013, 01:24:06 PM
You expected me to share it with you?!?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 20, 2013, 07:30:04 PM
:( Don't you know that I'd share with you?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 21, 2013, 09:15:49 AM
Hasn't LadyFae shared quite a bit with us all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 21, 2013, 10:08:31 AM
Isn't sharing a lovely thing?
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Post by: The Rabbi on December 21, 2013, 03:58:26 PM
Would you like to share my bills?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 22, 2013, 12:24:21 AM
Are we talking benjamins or franklins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on December 22, 2013, 09:58:57 AM
Can't we have both?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 22, 2013, 06:14:08 PM
Both of what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 23, 2013, 09:58:26 AM
Cake and eat it too?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 23, 2013, 10:10:22 AM
Are cookies an acceptable substitute?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 25, 2013, 09:57:01 AM
Chocolate chip?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on December 26, 2013, 04:09:36 PM
But don't oatmeal raisin count as healthfood?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 27, 2013, 08:35:49 AM
Should the raisins be moving?
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Post by: Hoowil on December 27, 2013, 11:12:47 AM
Is that relative to the cookie, or is the whole cookie moving?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 27, 2013, 01:46:34 PM
How big are the "raisins?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on December 28, 2013, 08:58:53 AM
How big do you want 'em?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 28, 2013, 09:08:12 AM
Can we leave out the ones that can walk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on December 29, 2013, 05:34:10 PM
Do you still want the ones who can sing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 29, 2013, 06:09:57 PM
Can we keep them from singing Rogers & Hammerstein?
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Post by: DonaCatalina on December 31, 2013, 05:16:15 AM
What if I'm still dreaming in Christmas Carols?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 02, 2014, 07:26:03 AM
Did Rogers & Hammerstein write Christmas carols for raisins to sing?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 05, 2014, 02:00:24 AM
Are they California raisins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2014, 09:33:05 AM
Are they raisin hell again?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 06, 2014, 01:54:58 AM
Do think it best we move into the realm of puns?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on January 06, 2014, 10:52:33 AM
Does the Realm of Puns have a raisin d'etre?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 06, 2014, 12:10:40 PM
Is a raisin d'etre anything like a raisinette?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 06, 2014, 12:45:12 PM
Why didn't the hungry raisinette? (just say it....)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: The Rabbi on January 08, 2014, 02:59:04 AM
Would that not be akin to cannibalism?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 08, 2014, 06:46:25 AM
Because the raisin didn't have a stomach?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 08, 2014, 09:33:59 PM
Who ate the raisin's stomach?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 09, 2014, 07:12:52 PM
Who said it was eaten?  (Perhaps it was turned into a lovely purse!)
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Post by: DonaCatalina on January 10, 2014, 04:55:42 AM
Who would want a Raisin purse?
Can you imagine the ant problem?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 10, 2014, 06:39:59 AM
Do you thinks ants will be the problem, or the funny uncles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2014, 07:46:52 AM
What is a fun yunkel?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on January 10, 2014, 10:47:37 AM
Is a fun yunkel akin to a Kissin' Cousin?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on January 10, 2014, 11:56:28 AM
Do yunkels like raisins?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 15, 2014, 09:19:00 AM
Do raisins like chocolate?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 15, 2014, 12:55:25 PM
If you're raisin the chocolate, should I place a bid?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 15, 2014, 01:59:24 PM
Is that a raisin in your chocolate, LadyFae?!
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Post by: LadyFae on January 15, 2014, 06:00:25 PM
If I don't like raisins or chocolate, may I change the subject of this conversation?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 16, 2014, 06:52:59 AM
Why not?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on January 17, 2014, 10:17:41 AM
What's new?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 17, 2014, 04:01:38 PM
What about the chocolate and raisins?  ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on January 18, 2014, 03:11:48 PM
Are you worried they're all gone?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 20, 2014, 10:33:24 AM
Did they escape?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2014, 02:31:52 PM
Was this one of those renegade California Raisins?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 20, 2014, 02:37:37 PM
Did you hear that through the Grapevine?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2014, 02:57:01 PM
What if I don't go through Grapevine, but rather go through Terrell?
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Post by: LadyFae on January 20, 2014, 07:07:02 PM
Are you talking about Texas?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2014, 06:04:41 AM
Isn't that where Grapevine is?
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Post by: Hoowil on January 21, 2014, 11:39:13 AM
Its not just a real big hill south of Bakersfield?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 21, 2014, 12:07:34 PM
Isn't Bakersfield in California?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on January 21, 2014, 01:05:48 PM
Weren't we talking about California raisins?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on January 22, 2014, 12:03:59 PM
Would you prefer California dreaming?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2014, 12:10:45 PM
Aren't California dreamcycles tastier?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 11, 2014, 09:34:19 AM
But don't they melt under the California sun?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2014, 12:03:40 PM
California sun, Texas sun, Florida sun - how many suns does this galaxy have?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 11, 2014, 06:07:03 PM
Did you count Alaska's Midnight Sun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2014, 02:30:43 PM
Did you also count that other Sun of a Beach?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 13, 2014, 11:54:50 PM
Would the son of a beech be a sapling?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 14, 2014, 09:51:17 AM
Is there a word for a daughter of a beech?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 14, 2014, 10:13:28 AM
Sisling? Or would that be for the baby sister of a beech?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 15, 2014, 04:19:52 PM
Isn't anyone getting tired of all the beeching going on here?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 15, 2014, 07:40:54 PM
When one gets tired of beeching, should one turn to beaching?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 16, 2014, 07:12:25 AM
Is that not a wee bit rough on the aquatic mammals?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on February 16, 2014, 03:52:52 PM
Do you not think the aquatic mammals enjoy a good beeching session?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 18, 2014, 04:48:00 PM
where does one find aquatic beeches?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 19, 2014, 04:57:20 AM
Don't you think it's about time we leaf this subject and move on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 19, 2014, 09:21:47 AM
Who else was waiting for someone to breach the subject?

Sorry, had to get out one last one...
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 19, 2014, 11:42:04 AM
Was the beached beech bothering anyone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2014, 04:42:29 PM
When will this beaching and beeching stop?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 20, 2014, 06:46:49 AM
Is it time to get back to the subject of sex again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on February 20, 2014, 08:02:26 AM
Doesn't it always roll back around to that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 20, 2014, 04:33:12 PM
Can we make sure it involves beaches, and not beeches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on February 21, 2014, 12:15:07 PM
Is it better with Bette Midler movies?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2014, 04:26:43 PM
Are you calling Bette Midler a beech?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 24, 2014, 01:54:33 PM
Did she star in a Sherlock Holmes TV mystery, "The Adventure of the Copper Beeches"?
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Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 26, 2014, 08:37:45 AM
Wouldn't that be better than starring in "The Adventure of the Copper Breeches"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 26, 2014, 08:38:56 AM
Wouldn't it be a bit difficult to walk in copper breeches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 26, 2014, 03:57:19 PM
Are we talking breeches or britches?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 26, 2014, 06:12:32 PM
At my advanced age, would not breeches be the more time-accurate of the two words?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on February 26, 2014, 10:27:03 PM
Who else thought loin cloth would be the more age appropriate  term for Merlin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2014, 05:48:02 AM
Well, certainly you wouldn't want to see me "nekkid," would you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2014, 06:33:47 AM
Does anyone have long needles I can stick in my eyes to avoid seeing such?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on February 28, 2014, 09:19:33 AM
Some years ago, wasn't Merlin spotted in gold lame shorts?  ::)
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Post by: Hoowil on February 28, 2014, 09:29:01 AM
Was he running around singing the Flash Gordon song?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on February 28, 2014, 10:35:33 AM
Wasn't it just last week?
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Post by: Hoowil on February 28, 2014, 04:19:13 PM
Isn't it a fairly regular event?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2014, 07:19:23 AM
Do you know of a better way to chase away those pesky blues?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 01, 2014, 09:00:45 AM
Wouldn't gold lame shorts be better for chasing after Bette Midler?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2014, 09:38:55 AM
What if she stole my gold lame shorts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 01, 2014, 10:14:03 AM
Where are the long needles, please?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 01, 2014, 10:24:39 AM
Would it be better to picture Bette Midler running away from Merlin, while she is the one wearing gold lame shorts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 07, 2014, 11:10:06 AM
May we use those needles to knit a curtain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2014, 11:33:30 AM
May we use those needles to knit a wit?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 07, 2014, 11:37:04 AM
Does that require special yarn?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 10, 2014, 09:21:37 PM
By 'yarn' do you mean a long-winded story?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 11, 2014, 12:29:39 AM
Could we have a long winded poem instead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2014, 06:32:18 AM
What have you gentlemen been eating that gave you the winds?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2014, 06:39:47 AM
Is cooked bellpepper responsible for all the long-winded poems and stories?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 12, 2014, 12:09:40 PM
Are you suggesting that if Homer had left out the bell peppers, the epics may have been anecdotes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2014, 12:51:27 PM
What does my van, Homer, the Odyssey, have to do with this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 12, 2014, 05:57:20 PM
Does not your van run on gas as well?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 12, 2014, 06:20:51 PM
Do you think I would get better mileage out of Shell's gasoline or Jack's methane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2014, 06:44:31 AM
Do you think this explains why I tend to walk so fast?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 13, 2014, 02:34:23 PM
Is that what they call the "Green Apple Quick Step?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 13, 2014, 05:30:12 PM
In just such a case is not a quick step it better than a quick slip?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 17, 2014, 10:50:40 AM
...especially for those walking behind?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 17, 2014, 12:55:01 PM
Would it be appropriate to say "Ewwww!" at this point?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 17, 2014, 02:04:37 PM
When did we start worrying about being appropriate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 20, 2014, 05:13:41 PM
Who is really surprised that the thread goes quiet at the thought of the appropriate?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2014, 06:08:27 PM
Would you mind biting your tongue, good sir?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: LadyFae on March 21, 2014, 09:35:18 AM
If he's asked to bite his tongue, is he really that "good" of a sir?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 21, 2014, 09:46:16 AM
If I'm really good do I get to bite someone else's tongue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on March 21, 2014, 05:00:35 PM
Just how good are you sir?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2014, 06:22:23 PM
Do you think this wizard is crazy enough to allow you to bite his tongue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 23, 2014, 10:12:31 AM
Is your tongue long enough to reach across the country?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 23, 2014, 12:51:06 PM
Are those needles still available?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 23, 2014, 07:43:16 PM
Wouldn't it be fun to get this bunch of folks together sometime?   8)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 24, 2014, 06:57:28 AM
Would this be in a group therapy session at a mental health clinic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 24, 2014, 02:29:18 PM
Is there a mental health clinic large enough to handle us all?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 24, 2014, 03:46:35 PM
Is that an excuse to get out of going to your prescribed mental health clinic group therapy, Merlin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 24, 2014, 04:42:16 PM
Do you think I should be under psychiatric care?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 24, 2014, 06:22:00 PM
Why are you asking that question of your cat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 25, 2014, 10:33:38 AM
Isn't that better than having the cat doing the asking?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 26, 2014, 12:08:03 PM
Would you prefer the cat doing the answering?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 26, 2014, 03:25:57 PM
Does said cat wear a hat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 26, 2014, 10:20:06 PM
Does trying to put a hat on a cat count as being insane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 27, 2014, 04:49:01 AM
Do you think that Dr Seuss was insane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on March 27, 2014, 08:40:53 AM
Simply for giving a cat a hat and umbrella, and a Grinch a sewing machine, and a Horton some Whos?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 27, 2014, 01:17:33 PM
Is Cindy Lou Who on first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 27, 2014, 03:07:53 PM
What?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 27, 2014, 06:22:51 PM
Isn't What on second?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 28, 2014, 01:43:53 PM
On second what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 28, 2014, 06:32:37 PM
Who?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 29, 2014, 10:56:42 PM
Who else wonders why "hunh?" isn't taught as one of the basic questions?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2014, 07:39:37 PM
The basic questions to what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 30, 2014, 10:20:15 PM
To life, the universe, and everything?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2014, 07:13:56 AM
Are you asking me, or telling me?  :)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2014, 07:56:17 AM
Is Who still on first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2014, 08:37:34 AM
Wouldn't it be too difficult to get a 70's rock band to all stand on first base?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2014, 10:16:21 AM
Even though there is only two of them left?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on March 31, 2014, 03:04:14 PM
Som would the others be under first?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2014, 05:55:32 AM
Do they even play baseball in Great Britain?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 01, 2014, 10:02:55 AM
So The Who broke up to play cricket?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2014, 10:54:15 AM
They're playing with bugs now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 01, 2014, 08:28:45 PM
The Who is playing against the Looney Tunes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 02, 2014, 06:41:15 AM
Do you think they will get fooled again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 02, 2014, 10:20:44 AM
Who else is surprised how well Bugs's disguises fool people?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on April 02, 2014, 12:11:40 PM
Don't ACME products fool everyone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on April 02, 2014, 03:33:30 PM
Are you implying we're all coyotes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on April 04, 2014, 11:47:46 AM
May I apologize, if I gave that impression?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2014, 12:52:54 PM
Is anyone posting for the Tasmanian Devil?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2014, 12:55:06 PM
BTW, why is the song, Baba O'Riley, not entitled Teenage Wasteland?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 18, 2014, 09:35:24 AM
Did we exhaust this thread, already?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 18, 2014, 11:55:48 AM
Didn't you WANT us to wait for you to answer your own question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 18, 2014, 01:33:03 PM
Don't you think 90 days is too long to wait?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2014, 04:32:32 PM
What are we waiting for?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 18, 2014, 06:08:46 PM
Wasn't someone going to hand out gate.passes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2014, 05:42:19 AM
What good are passes that are 4 years old?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 19, 2014, 07:56:11 AM
Should you practice age descrimination with gate passes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 19, 2014, 08:47:22 AM
Do gate passes get a pass for that kind of behavior?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 24, 2014, 12:40:00 PM
Are pass performers initiators of future results?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 24, 2014, 05:32:34 PM
Are the performance results of the gate performers going to be the determining factor about them getting gate passes in the future?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 25, 2014, 07:06:11 AM
For which event?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2014, 07:31:39 AM
Who mentioned sex?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 25, 2014, 08:49:26 AM
...did I miss that one, AGAIN?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 25, 2014, 10:12:29 AM
When will you start following the script?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2014, 10:30:25 AM
Is this going to be a scripted sex show?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on September 25, 2014, 03:16:04 PM
Aren't all of them scripted?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2014, 07:20:10 AM
Do you have something against spontaneity? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 29, 2014, 12:06:09 PM
Who is "Spontanaity," and should I apologize?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 30, 2014, 09:04:37 PM
Why would you ever want to apologize for being spontaneous?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2014, 05:52:49 AM
Shouldn't you apologize if you were combustion?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 01, 2014, 12:12:59 PM
Does that really need a reminder?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 01, 2014, 12:33:35 PM
Would you pleeeeeeeeease.......open a window?   :o 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 02, 2014, 08:22:14 AM
Do you think one window will be enough?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 02, 2014, 08:59:49 AM
Is there something going on here that I don't know about?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2014, 09:00:45 AM
Did RenStarr phart?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 02, 2014, 10:36:24 AM
Isn't the one who "smelt" it, the one who dealt it?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2014, 12:42:58 PM
Are you accusing me of generating methane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 03, 2014, 09:41:27 AM
When the King asked you to turn lead into gold, did you instead hear him ask you to turn food into methane?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Bob of the Lake on October 03, 2014, 10:43:21 AM
Is Merlin now a wizard and an alchemist?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 06, 2014, 05:34:39 PM
Is an alchemist someone who makes his own hooch?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 06, 2014, 08:49:17 PM
Any good alchemist knows that too much hooch mixed with cooked cabbage is a receipe for some very pungent methane, right?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 07, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
Is that why the paint peeled off the walls when I had sauerkraut and Jack Daniel's for dinner the other night?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 08, 2014, 08:57:44 AM
I suppose that depends on just how much sauerkraut and JD you put down?  Of course with enough of them both, could it just have been your breath??  :o
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2014, 12:15:21 PM
Are you tempting fate by insulting a wizard?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 10, 2014, 11:27:46 AM
Be there anyone here willing to take that risk?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 14, 2014, 12:17:15 PM
Isn't "Risk" the game of global domination?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 14, 2014, 12:41:20 PM
Or is it the game of global elimination? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 14, 2014, 03:12:25 PM
"How about Global Thermonuclear War?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2014, 06:18:21 AM
"How about a nice game of chess?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 15, 2014, 10:34:34 AM
Anyone for Twister?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2014, 12:41:06 PM
Can I be on bottom?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 16, 2014, 09:05:10 AM
Under the mat?

(Way to catch the movie reference, Merlin!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 20, 2014, 07:37:43 AM
Is this going to be videoed? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 21, 2014, 06:35:28 AM
Do you have all the necessary release forms with proof of date of birth of all participants so that we aren't all arrested and jailed as sexual predators even though some of us are sexual deviants or long-winded wizards?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 22, 2014, 07:27:15 AM
Did you forget to take your Ritalin?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2014, 09:12:18 AM
Can I have some in my Jack Daniel's?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 22, 2014, 02:46:01 PM
Would you like that cocktail in a glass or an IV?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 23, 2014, 08:43:28 AM
Does it really have to be an "or?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 24, 2014, 12:13:54 PM
Would you prefer being caught up the smelly creek withOUT an oar?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 27, 2014, 09:17:07 AM
Is a high powered outboard an option?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 27, 2014, 10:24:14 AM
If you're stuck in that infamously smelly creek, do you really want something with that much churning power?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 27, 2014, 01:05:48 PM
Do you like chocolate shakes? (Ewww!)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 27, 2014, 09:53:33 PM
Isn't chocolate better than strawberry in such a situation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2014, 06:11:02 AM
Are we trying to be as utterly disgusting as we can possibly be?  ::)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 28, 2014, 09:59:54 AM
Was I the one to bring up the shakes?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2014, 11:07:35 AM
Am I being naughty?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 28, 2014, 12:26:55 PM
Aren't you always?  (We'd be concerned about ya if you weren't).
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Post by: Hoowil on October 28, 2014, 05:20:22 PM
Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 28, 2014, 06:18:39 PM
Wasn't the wine's name Apothic, (http://www.apothic.com/) not Apocalyptic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 29, 2014, 06:37:17 AM
Are we allowing whining now?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 29, 2014, 02:09:40 PM
Do we need to call the waaaaaaaaaamblulance? 
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 29, 2014, 07:56:36 PM
Now we're bringing in Ghostbusters?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 30, 2014, 12:38:00 AM
Well, who ya gonna call?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on October 30, 2014, 07:15:20 AM
Is there something strange in your neighborhood?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 30, 2014, 07:47:39 AM
Other than me?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 30, 2014, 08:29:48 AM
Are you saying you're weird and don't look good?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on October 30, 2014, 09:51:21 AM
Or that you cover people with green slime?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on October 31, 2014, 05:40:52 PM
Would covering people with green slime be your Halloween trick, or treat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on November 01, 2014, 08:56:16 AM
Was green slime part of anyone's AHE evening and/or events?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 01, 2014, 09:30:50 AM
Do you mean as the "dumper" or the "dump-ee?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 02, 2014, 11:28:06 PM
And does jello count?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 03, 2014, 05:47:22 AM
Why is there always room for jello?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 03, 2014, 12:23:35 PM
And why do I suddenly want to hear a Jack Benny episode?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on November 03, 2014, 12:40:53 PM
Why do I always think about Billy Cosby when I hear the word "jello"?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 04, 2014, 12:28:49 AM
Do you hear 'pudding pop'?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 05, 2014, 11:57:20 AM
Do they sell that next to the orange pop?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Rowan MacD on November 05, 2014, 03:51:38 PM
Like Orange Crush?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 05, 2014, 10:10:09 PM
Does anyone like the purple?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 06, 2014, 06:03:42 AM
Someone grew a purple orange?!?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on November 06, 2014, 07:40:03 AM
Did anyone eat that purple orange?    ???
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 06, 2014, 12:40:31 PM
He sniffed arrogantly, "Isn't that an oxymoron?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2014, 05:41:17 AM
Is an "oxymoron" some kind of big, dumb animal?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 07, 2014, 10:52:01 AM
Shall I put on the librarian hat and check the OED for that, Sir?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2014, 10:55:36 AM
Do you have a hat big enough to fit an oxymoron?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 07, 2014, 11:01:55 AM
Are you assuming that the brain is that big?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Hoowil on November 09, 2014, 10:58:11 AM
Wouldn't that depend on whether we're talking about oxymorons or oxen morons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2014, 05:39:28 AM
Is one a male and one a female?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 10, 2014, 08:51:07 AM
Isn't that a rather personal question?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on November 10, 2014, 12:11:05 PM
Shouldn't the personnel questions be referred to Human Resources?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 10, 2014, 01:08:49 PM
Do they hold dominion over the oxymorons and oxen morons?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 11, 2014, 12:57:35 PM
Is dominion the plural of domino?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2014, 04:08:27 PM
But wouldn't that make it Derek and the Dominion?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on November 12, 2014, 10:53:18 AM
Would that be dominion over all the dominoes, or over the morons, oxy and otherwise?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on November 12, 2014, 01:00:47 PM
Would Derek approve of having dominoes and morons at the same table at the same time?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 12, 2014, 01:14:43 PM
Wouldn't that depend on what we're having for dinner?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 14, 2014, 07:36:30 AM
At what course are dominos (dominion) served, and what's the proper fork to use?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 18, 2014, 05:45:16 AM
Wouldn't Captain Sisko consider the Dominion to be all forked up?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 29, 2014, 06:59:18 PM
Is the captain a forking expert?
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Post by: Butch on December 04, 2014, 11:37:10 AM
You can get promoted to captain, even after forking up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 04, 2014, 06:04:16 PM
Isn't that what Kirk did?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 05, 2014, 12:20:45 PM
Isn't he famous for that sort of thing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2014, 06:44:21 AM
Captaining or forking?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 08, 2014, 12:52:48 PM
Is "this AND that" an acceptable response?
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Post by: Glaodian on December 08, 2014, 01:25:49 PM
Or "those or them"?
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Post by: Butch on December 16, 2014, 02:56:24 PM
Do those captains accept them forking?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 17, 2014, 06:51:18 AM
Who's forking whom?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 17, 2014, 11:31:40 AM
Should they be expected to tell?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 18, 2014, 06:35:57 AM
Were they spooning before the forking?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 19, 2014, 10:27:16 AM
Is anyone else feeling torn between watching Star Trek and emptying a dishwasher?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 19, 2014, 11:03:45 AM
Would you understand if I said, "no?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 22, 2014, 11:04:09 AM
Would the Wizard ever lie to me?
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Post by: Butch on December 23, 2014, 10:38:26 AM
Do you really want to know?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 24, 2014, 12:05:06 PM
If I can't trust my Wizard, who can I trust?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 02, 2015, 02:26:06 PM
Edgar Bergen or the Texaco guy perhaps?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 02, 2015, 03:39:00 PM
Will Charlie McCarthy or Mortimer Snerd be wearing the Big, Bright Texaco star?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2015, 10:17:25 AM
Do you think anyone besides us remember those characters?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 04, 2015, 10:40:45 AM
Don't you think Candice wants to forget them ( She used to argue with Charlie on the radio)?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 05, 2015, 11:43:50 AM
Wasn't W.C. Fields a favorite partner with Charlie?
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Post by: Butch on January 22, 2015, 10:34:01 AM
Didn't he replace the Frito Bandito in the TV commercials?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2015, 02:09:58 PM
Is that a serious question, Butch?!  Really?! (  :) )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 23, 2015, 06:04:37 AM
Is it time to pick on Butch?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 28, 2015, 10:44:26 AM
Are you asking permission to pick on someone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2015, 11:08:51 AM
Should we start with you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 30, 2015, 02:54:12 PM
For permission, or to volunteer to be a "pick-ee?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 30, 2015, 03:32:11 PM
You don't do like snowmen (and snowwomen) do, and go to the produce section in the grocery store to pick your nose, do you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 30, 2015, 04:19:13 PM
Is it okay if I go to the produce section where the corn is and pick my ears?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 04, 2015, 12:12:06 PM
Is that better than those who come to the library and pick my brain?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 04, 2015, 05:08:37 PM
Should I really ask the question that went through my mind just now?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 06, 2015, 12:15:35 PM
Isn't that the point?  ;)
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Post by: Butch on February 24, 2015, 12:24:02 PM
Do you know the last thing that goes through a bug's mind when he hits your windshield?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 25, 2015, 10:49:17 AM
"Things in front of you may be closer than they appear?"
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Post by: Butch on February 26, 2015, 11:58:43 AM
Isn't it "His Rear End"?
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Post by: angusmacinnes on February 26, 2015, 12:14:18 PM
Is it her rear end?
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Post by: Butch on February 26, 2015, 01:15:07 PM
Can you tell the difference?
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Post by: The Rabbi on February 26, 2015, 11:38:39 PM
Should you be viewing from that angle?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2015, 07:05:20 AM
Who changed the subject to Geometry?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 27, 2015, 08:11:45 AM
Isn't that the class after biology?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2015, 09:00:32 AM
Whose biology are we going to study, once we get our angles straight?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 27, 2015, 10:58:42 AM
If we get all our angles straight, who's going to teach this biology course?  Or was it a Geometry course?  And who's bringing the ale for the "after the class" get together to examine the angles? 
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 28, 2015, 11:02:12 AM
Isn't the ale coming from the chemistry class?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 28, 2015, 11:58:19 AM
Was it Ale from Chemistry, How to Slide a Tankard Down the Bar from Physics, and Serving Maid Uniforming from Home-Ec?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 01, 2015, 09:47:23 AM
Would it not be more fun to slide down the bar uniformly with the serving maid while drinking a tankard of ale?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 01, 2015, 12:16:59 PM
Who wants to party with the Rabbi? :D
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 02, 2015, 10:58:58 AM
Where may I sign up?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 02, 2015, 11:52:32 AM
Is there going to be homework?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 02, 2015, 12:44:20 PM
Is your home dirty?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 04, 2015, 11:02:13 AM
Can you define "dirty?"
...what???
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Post by: RenStarr on March 06, 2015, 06:23:30 PM
Dirty dancing in a dirty house?   ;D
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2015, 07:32:30 AM
So...we're back to sex? ...AGAIN???  :P
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 07, 2015, 11:07:58 AM
Sex with a house?  Is that possible?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2015, 11:48:34 AM
Have you no imagination, man?!?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 07, 2015, 04:57:28 PM
Yes, but I have to picture that in my mind if I don't want to?!
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 09, 2015, 10:27:46 AM
Anyone else think that might take "loving your house" a tad too far?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2015, 10:49:22 AM
Are we some sick puppies, or what?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 14, 2015, 01:10:49 PM
Was that a rhetorical question?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2015, 06:40:20 AM
And, was THAT a rhetorical question, RefMom?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2015, 07:55:08 AM
Is EVERYBODY going to ask a rhetorical question?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2015, 09:04:12 AM
Am I supposed to answer that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2015, 10:53:44 AM
Are you trying to shirk your responsibilities?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 16, 2015, 10:56:44 AM
Should he twerk them, instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 16, 2015, 01:51:59 PM
If a twerp twerks, will that work?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 16, 2015, 02:43:24 PM
Are you calling me a twerp?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 17, 2015, 10:02:12 AM
Do you twerk?    ???
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Post by: Butch on March 17, 2015, 01:45:46 PM
Will I know it if I see it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2015, 05:35:24 AM
Have you no decency, man?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 18, 2015, 07:01:06 AM
What's decency got to do with it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 18, 2015, 09:37:31 AM
Another rhetorical question?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2015, 05:17:32 AM
Who is this Rhet dude, and if he's an oracle, why doesn't he know?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2015, 05:57:08 AM
Does Rhet even give a d@mn?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2015, 06:41:28 AM
Would it not have been cheaper to build a damn?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 19, 2015, 07:16:21 AM
Only if you give a damn, do you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 19, 2015, 01:46:47 PM
Was it President Beaver that built the Beaver Dam or was it President Hoover who built the vacuum cleaner?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2015, 10:08:18 AM
Don't you think Hoover sucks?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 20, 2015, 12:49:14 PM
Any bets on how long Hoover can keep sucking?
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Post by: Jade on March 20, 2015, 01:17:03 PM
How much dust could a Hoover suck if a Hoover could suck dust?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 20, 2015, 02:50:14 PM
Hmmm, didn't Hoover bite the dust in 1964?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 20, 2015, 08:24:14 PM
If Hoover bit the dusk, did the dust bite back?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2015, 10:13:25 AM
Hoover dam...Hoover sucks... Nothing good about Hoover at all?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 21, 2015, 11:25:49 AM
Is it true that Hoover has water retention problems?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2015, 11:45:34 AM
Is that really millions of gallons of Mead behind Hoover?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 22, 2015, 12:27:18 PM
Shouldn't we hope it is mead...?
Wasn't Meade with Lincoln?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 22, 2015, 12:58:59 PM
Should we bottle it and name it Hoover's Meade?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2015, 01:39:45 PM
Would you really want to do all the work and give it to Hoover?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 22, 2015, 04:10:08 PM
Doesn't anyone care how Rosa felt?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2015, 06:32:46 PM
Didn't you like the way she felt?
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Post by: The Rabbi on March 22, 2015, 09:26:43 PM
Would hat not depend on where she was feeling?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 23, 2015, 07:09:12 PM
Did I say that I didn't care how she felt?
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Post by: Butch on April 15, 2015, 02:53:00 PM
Maybe she didn't drink enough mead?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 16, 2015, 08:44:28 AM
Has anyone simply asked her?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2015, 09:55:32 AM
Who are you calling "simple?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 16, 2015, 11:12:02 AM
(http://i429.photobucket.com/albums/qq18/HHoward36107/SCV%20Stuff/img2.jpg)

I'm callin' this guy Henry C. Semple!  Do you believe me when I tell you this was Semple to find? 
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Post by: Butch on April 16, 2015, 04:00:25 PM
Who fined a simpleton?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 17, 2015, 09:13:05 AM
Did Rosa pay that fine?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 17, 2015, 09:37:20 AM
Rosa Feldt fine, didn't she?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 17, 2015, 09:40:18 AM
Wasn't that her most current status post?
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Post by: Butch on April 17, 2015, 11:23:26 AM
Does anyone have time to read such things anymore?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 22, 2015, 10:10:14 AM
Wouldn't you make time, to make sure Rosa felt fine?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 23, 2015, 05:37:17 AM
Is it really appropriate for us to be going around feeling Rosa?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 23, 2015, 06:28:56 AM
Did you ask Rosa how she felt about it?
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Post by: Butch on April 23, 2015, 09:12:29 AM
Why ask for felt roses, when silk roses look so much better?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 24, 2015, 05:32:55 AM
May I have some of what Butch is smoking?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 24, 2015, 08:39:29 AM
You asked so nicely, but do you think that would really be a good idea?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 24, 2015, 10:24:07 AM
Do you not trust Butch?
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Post by: Butch on April 24, 2015, 01:36:00 PM
Merlin, did you hit this yet?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 25, 2015, 01:20:40 PM
Why do you suppose he's not answering?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 26, 2015, 10:09:54 AM
Is he pitching a no-hitter?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 27, 2015, 06:16:58 AM
Wow, man... Is this some good shiner bock or what?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2015, 06:49:01 AM
What?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 27, 2015, 11:44:28 AM
Ummm....yes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2015, 02:03:14 PM
Yes to which?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2015, 06:22:24 AM
Are we talking about witches now?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2015, 07:08:06 AM
If'n you wait a *spell*, one usually shows up, yes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2015, 07:55:51 AM
Do witches have spelling bees at witch school?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2015, 09:54:50 AM
So, bees get spelled by other bees after they grow tired and run out of honey or pollen or sugar, or something?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 28, 2015, 12:08:01 PM
Can you blame them for getting tired occasionally?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 29, 2015, 07:10:58 AM
Who taught bees to spell in the first place?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 29, 2015, 07:21:25 AM
Wasn't Aunt Bee a teacher at that school many years back?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 29, 2015, 10:05:06 AM
Didn't Aunt Bee have some trouble with the word "pickles?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 29, 2015, 12:35:04 PM
Is that an anatomical question?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 30, 2015, 08:30:19 AM
Do some people use pickles as an example in anatomical discussions?   ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 01, 2015, 05:38:28 AM
Do you think you might understand once you reach my age?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 02, 2015, 03:26:54 PM
Are already pickled at your age?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 04, 2015, 08:34:15 AM
Do you realize just how much Jack Daniel's this wizard has consumed?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 04, 2015, 01:03:55 PM
Is that in total or just what you paid for? :)
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 06, 2015, 09:48:38 AM
Isn't the Jack always paid for, in some way or other?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 11, 2015, 08:41:29 AM
So is the Wizard consuming Jack, or is Jack consuming the Wizard....or both?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2015, 09:43:22 AM
Is Jack Daw getting into my whiskey again?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 11, 2015, 10:07:59 AM
Have you checked your supply for fingerprints?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 11, 2015, 01:50:32 PM
Now, why would I want to drink whiskey when I can have whisky instead?
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Post by: Butch on May 12, 2015, 08:36:05 AM
Will Knob Creek Rye be ok?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2015, 11:34:58 AM
Is that are marbled rye, Butch?
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Post by: Butch on May 12, 2015, 01:00:54 PM
Now you want a sandwich?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 13, 2015, 07:01:34 AM
Is there no satisfying this guy, Butch?  ???
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 13, 2015, 11:38:00 AM
Don't many people have a beverage with their sandwich?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 14, 2015, 05:41:39 AM
Can't I have a bowl of soup with my sandwich if I'm not getting any whisky so that I can wash down the sandwich with the broth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2015, 05:52:23 AM
What kind of soup are we talking about here?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 14, 2015, 04:14:50 PM
Wonder if anyone ever tried making whiskey soup?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2015, 05:00:08 PM
Isn't that when you add some Coke and drop a few ice cubes in?
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Post by: Butch on May 15, 2015, 09:39:03 AM
Is there any Manhattan Whisky Soup left?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 15, 2015, 10:06:30 AM
Do you have something against Tennessee Whiskey Soup?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 15, 2015, 01:09:58 PM
Wouldn't that simply be personal preferences? Like Manhattan vs. New England clam chowder?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 16, 2015, 05:58:33 PM
How bout a bowl of whiskey soup with a clam chowder chaser?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2015, 07:05:40 AM
May I say with all sincerity..."Yuck?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 18, 2015, 09:46:02 AM
Was the "yuck" for the whiskey soup, or the clam chowder?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 18, 2015, 11:02:58 AM
Do the two work together?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 19, 2015, 05:30:49 AM
Whisky doesn't work with everything?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 19, 2015, 06:58:27 PM
If whiskey doesn't work, can't you replace it with..................spiced rum?   8)
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 20, 2015, 11:31:59 AM
Is spiced rum tasty with soup?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 20, 2015, 11:36:08 AM
Might that be Parrot soup?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 20, 2015, 12:00:08 PM
After dinner, can you use the beak to pick your teeth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 20, 2015, 12:14:08 PM
Don't you eat the beak?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 21, 2015, 05:32:01 AM
Beaks are kinda crunchy, arent't they?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 21, 2015, 05:55:19 AM
Don't you boil them first ... like you do with chicken lips?
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Post by: Butch on May 21, 2015, 01:25:29 PM
How do you get chickens to stay still while their lips are being boiled?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 23, 2015, 02:52:24 AM
Don't you distract them with something sparkly?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 26, 2015, 08:43:45 AM
Do you really think it's that easy to distrac...is that a grouse?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 26, 2015, 12:10:44 PM
Do you think it's a European or African grouse?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 27, 2015, 05:30:28 AM
Should we consult Curly Howard?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 27, 2015, 05:33:29 AM
Shoukdn't we insult Curly Howard?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 27, 2015, 09:28:40 AM
Hasn't Curly had enough of that?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 27, 2015, 11:06:33 AM
oh! A wise guy, huh?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 27, 2015, 01:37:26 PM
Why does he go crazy everytime he sees a mouse?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 29, 2015, 07:52:00 PM
Would he be totally freaked out if he saw a mouse with a beak?
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Post by: Butch on June 02, 2015, 10:59:26 AM
Do you mean a mouse with a big nose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 02, 2015, 11:34:18 AM
Did the mouse bite it off someone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 02, 2015, 12:11:54 PM
Did Mickey go bad?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 02, 2015, 02:37:22 PM
Did he thaw too long in the sink?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 03, 2015, 10:39:52 AM
Aren't you always supposed to thaw your mice in the fridge?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 03, 2015, 02:33:20 PM
I never thaw a mouse in the fridge before, or did I?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 03, 2015, 04:08:55 PM
In the fridge...........no, under the fridge..........yes, I think?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 04, 2015, 08:23:06 AM
How does one prepare a mouse for lunch?
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Post by: Butch on June 04, 2015, 08:38:12 AM
Where would you even find mouse-sized plates, silverware, and napkins to prepare a luncheon for mice?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 05, 2015, 11:21:31 AM
Is there a Mickey Mouse Buyers Club?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 06, 2015, 06:18:09 AM
Don't you get Mickey Mouse points when using your Mickey Mouse charge card when making purchases at the Mickey Mouse buyers club?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2015, 06:14:33 PM
Who came up with this Mickey Mouse idea?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 07, 2015, 07:13:31 PM
Wasn't it a Wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 08, 2015, 05:36:33 AM
You mean, the sorcerer that Mickey apprenticed under?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 08, 2015, 11:34:50 AM
Did the sorcerer entertain many mice?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 08, 2015, 01:41:54 PM
Do wizard mice scurry for cover when the lights go on like regular mice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2015, 06:25:11 AM
When did regular mice start wearing lights?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 09, 2015, 02:20:51 PM
Now, did I say regular mice had lights??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 10, 2015, 05:53:14 AM
Do you deny a smart arse wizard some artistic licence?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 10, 2015, 01:58:26 PM
Should I give a British wizard licence and an American wizard license?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on June 12, 2015, 01:51:08 PM
Will Inspector Clouseau examine that "li-sawnce?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on June 12, 2015, 05:05:24 PM
Was inspector Clouseau also a wizard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2015, 02:04:45 PM
Is he the twit who stole my fresh newts??
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on June 14, 2015, 08:44:12 AM
Did he steal the key to your newts cabinet?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 15, 2015, 11:38:50 AM
Did you dust the cabinet for prints?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 15, 2015, 06:22:01 PM
Should I dust for the artist formerly known as "Prints?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 16, 2015, 02:03:03 PM
Will you use a feather duster to dust the AFKAP?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on June 17, 2015, 06:58:54 PM
Wouldn't you only do that if you saw purple rain?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 19, 2015, 08:13:27 AM
Won't the rain wash off the dust?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 19, 2015, 11:49:23 AM
Won't that leave a purple haze?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 20, 2015, 08:33:22 AM
If you're seeing purple haze, does that mean your all along the watchtower?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2015, 10:30:01 AM
Does the watchtower have time?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 23, 2015, 05:31:22 AM
Does the Old Wizard have thyme?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 23, 2015, 11:14:26 AM
Fresh thyme, or dried?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on June 23, 2015, 02:06:53 PM
Does dried Thyme taste the same?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 23, 2015, 05:27:38 PM
How much time does it take to take fresh thyme and dry it out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 24, 2015, 05:20:20 AM
Given the coefficient of friction at 0.0122947, an ambient air temperature of 34.8° C., and assuming cherry pi, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 24, 2015, 05:25:25 AM
Is that really on topic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 24, 2015, 05:25:55 AM
Is any of this?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 24, 2015, 05:27:53 AM
"Is an of this what?", sked the man ith the short-term...um....what?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 24, 2015, 09:56:38 AM
Did Peter Piper really pick a peck of pickled peppers?
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Post by: LadyFae on June 24, 2015, 10:29:09 AM
Did he pack his pickle in a peck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on June 24, 2015, 10:33:36 AM
Did anyone peek at the packed peck of pickled peppers?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 25, 2015, 05:39:46 AM
If a rooster fell into a vat of vinegar, would he be a pickled pecker?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on June 25, 2015, 03:57:51 PM
If that pickled pecker Rooster had relations with a wood pecker, would one refer to the eggs as "pickled pecker eggs?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 26, 2015, 06:22:45 AM
Don't you imagine someone would end up with splinters?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on June 26, 2015, 08:56:51 AM
What's the easiest way to remove splinters?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 26, 2015, 09:01:30 AM
Hire a Wood chuck?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 26, 2015, 01:50:32 PM
Would a wood chuck willingly whittle out a wee wood-splinter splintered from a wooden um...thing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on June 26, 2015, 03:20:12 PM
Alliterate much?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 27, 2015, 11:39:30 AM
Isn't it obvious?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on June 27, 2015, 02:45:28 PM
Obvious or Oblivious?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 28, 2015, 09:07:44 AM
Obvious to the alliteration, or oblivious to the whittling?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 29, 2015, 05:13:14 AM
Wooden you like to know?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on June 29, 2015, 02:36:59 PM
Are we still off topic?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on June 29, 2015, 03:53:20 PM
Is there a topic that we are supposed to be on?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 30, 2015, 07:15:44 AM
Don't we usually end back up on the subject of sex? (...not that I remember what it is...)
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on June 30, 2015, 01:45:08 PM
You don't remember what sex is? (Poor baby)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 01, 2015, 09:09:47 AM
Did anyone else choke, just now?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 01, 2015, 02:06:51 PM
Do you need a medic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 05, 2015, 05:21:29 PM
Would one make a house call?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on July 05, 2015, 06:42:51 PM
Is the medic also a sex therapist?
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Post by: Jade on July 05, 2015, 07:48:48 PM
Isn't he a psychopharmacologist?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 06, 2015, 06:00:49 AM
Who would want a pharmacologist who's also a psycho?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jade on July 06, 2015, 05:35:59 PM
Isn't it an odd romance?
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Post by: Butch on July 07, 2015, 03:10:17 PM
Doesn't Lady Gaga sing a song about that?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 07, 2015, 03:37:56 PM
Did you hear about Lady Gaga being in the next season of American Horror Story?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on July 08, 2015, 09:11:24 AM
Isn't Lady Gaga, an American Horror Story? 
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 08, 2015, 12:25:27 PM
Why, does she frighten you?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 08, 2015, 07:22:17 PM
Doesn't she frighten everyone?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 09, 2015, 07:35:39 AM
What are you afraid of?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 09, 2015, 09:36:26 AM
Would you not be afraid of someone in a meat dress?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 09, 2015, 05:50:36 PM
Is there an expiration date on a meat dress?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 10, 2015, 02:34:30 PM
Is it a kosher meat dress?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 13, 2015, 11:08:04 AM
Do you want to see her certification?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on July 14, 2015, 09:17:16 AM
Is that certification or certifiable?
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Post by: Butch on July 14, 2015, 02:32:20 PM
Like USDA Choice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 15, 2015, 06:04:03 AM
We have a choice of whether to USDA or not?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 15, 2015, 06:06:37 AM
Does that depend on where the meat comes from?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 15, 2015, 07:38:57 AM
Wouldn't it depend on where the meat is going?  (local meat market for table fare or fashion boutique for the rich and famous). 
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 15, 2015, 08:46:55 AM
Is this a strapless meat dress?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 15, 2015, 11:57:27 AM
Will a strapless meat dress be more appealing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on July 15, 2015, 03:42:42 PM
More appealing than what?  A dressless meat strap?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 16, 2015, 07:15:18 AM
If the dressless meat strap dried out, would that be ye olde jerky?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 16, 2015, 10:10:54 AM
So, if you dry clean a meat dress does it become jerky?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 16, 2015, 10:55:14 AM
Does dry cleaning a meat dress cause seizures?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 16, 2015, 12:49:40 PM
What does dry cleaning a meat dress have to do with ancient Roman emperors?!
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on July 16, 2015, 03:29:36 PM
If a certain female entertainer were walking through the woods in a meat dress, would that increase her chances of seeing Sasquatch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2015, 06:20:26 AM
Does that have any dependence upon Sasquatch being related to Seizure Augustus, the Romaine Emperor Penguin?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 17, 2015, 08:06:30 AM
Wasn't that one of Billy Shakespeare's early plays?
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Post by: Butch on July 17, 2015, 10:44:19 AM
Does anyone else have the sudden urge for beef jerky and Ceasar salad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2015, 11:20:29 AM
Got the munchies again?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 17, 2015, 01:24:32 PM
What kinds of green leafy stuff do you have in that Ceasar salad? 
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 19, 2015, 09:01:36 AM
What do you usually expect to find in a Caesar salad?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 20, 2015, 05:37:19 AM
Would you eat Caesar Salad at Jeffrey Dahmer's house?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 20, 2015, 09:40:48 AM
Would Jeffrey Dahmer have put meat strips on his Caesar Salad or any of that wacky tobacky in it?
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Post by: Butch on July 20, 2015, 12:18:38 PM
Would you eat the "Turkey Surprise" at Sam and Ella's Restaurant?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2015, 06:04:59 AM
Is that the green one, Butch?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 21, 2015, 04:09:53 PM
Is the "Turkey Surprise" green? 

(no thank you  :o)
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Post by: Butch on July 22, 2015, 11:16:45 AM
Maybe they should call it the Turkey Tartare Surprise?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 22, 2015, 12:18:57 PM
Maybe they should put something else on the menu...?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on July 23, 2015, 12:54:24 PM
Maybe we should just consider going someplace else to eat?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 23, 2015, 04:42:34 PM
Can we get ice cream?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 24, 2015, 05:16:42 AM
As the drummer asked, "Do you want fries with that?"
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Post by: RenStarr on July 25, 2015, 08:33:35 AM
Did the bass player want anything?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2015, 05:30:04 AM
Can we keep Sweet, Sweet Connie out of the options?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 27, 2015, 03:39:03 PM
Did the bass player just give away a secret from days gone by?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2015, 05:56:27 AM
Do you seriously think this bass player is dumb enough to risk infection with her?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 28, 2015, 06:46:09 AM
Does this player play with fresh-water or saltwater bass?  Aren't bass too slimy to play with?
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Post by: Butch on July 28, 2015, 12:27:22 PM
What kind of bait did you use?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 28, 2015, 01:10:47 PM
Isn't the bait to use the same for bass as it is for catfish?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2015, 06:10:09 AM
Should we ask this question of a Master Baiter?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 30, 2015, 09:09:38 AM
Can anyone pat me on the back,  due to the coffee I just choked on?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on July 30, 2015, 09:37:51 AM
Do you like it soft or hard?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 30, 2015, 10:27:20 AM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2015, 06:10:09 AM
Should we ask this question of a Master Baiter?

I looked at this one several times, and always went back to..........."what can I do with this"?? 
(although I can say I didn't choke).

Here's a pat on the back for RefMom3, pat pat pat.
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Post by: Butch on July 30, 2015, 11:38:39 AM
Can we all agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday with that comment?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2015, 12:23:51 PM
Can I go phishing with my new Internet?  (So glad I could bring a smile to your face and a choke to your throat....)
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Post by: RenStarr on July 30, 2015, 01:32:47 PM
Quote from: Butch on July 30, 2015, 11:38:39 AM
Can we all agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday with that comment?
Yes, we can agree that Merlin won the internet yesterday!  Huzzuh!!

Do you have a pole to go phishing with on the internet?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 31, 2015, 08:50:21 AM
If you don't have a Pole, may a Serb help with Merlin's internet phishing?
(Thank you for the pats, Master RenStarr!)
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Post by: Butch on August 14, 2015, 12:34:26 PM
Who will write the Czech for the Pole or the Serb?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 19, 2015, 06:02:35 AM
Does the Czech know English or do you know Czech?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2015, 06:04:47 AM
Do we even take Czechs?
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Post by: Butch on August 19, 2015, 10:06:02 AM
Take them bowling?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 19, 2015, 10:24:02 AM
Doesn't everyone enjoy bowling?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 19, 2015, 12:01:21 PM
Does the bowling alley accept out of town czechs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 20, 2015, 06:06:29 AM
If one forgets to let go of the ball, how high do you think the Czech will bounce?  (...just Czeching...)
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Post by: Awilda Rider on August 20, 2015, 07:02:07 AM
When the ball bounces, do you still hit the pins?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 21, 2015, 08:35:44 AM
If  the Czeched ball bounces on the Czecherboard, wouldn't it scatter the pins in its wake?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 21, 2015, 11:00:11 AM
You planning on using those pins to sew a Czechered pattern?
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Post by: Butch on August 21, 2015, 02:07:09 PM
Isn't a Czechered pattern "Beer Barrel Polka dots"?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 22, 2015, 01:40:57 PM
Are the Czechs having a polka dance at the bowling alley?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2015, 06:19:51 AM
"Mike Czech...Mike Czech!"  Is this thing on?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 25, 2015, 12:31:56 PM
Did you Czech the cables?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2015, 05:29:05 AM
Irish I knew where Scotlanded, don't you?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 26, 2015, 08:20:04 AM
Did you Czech on the travel schedule for those Scotts?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 26, 2015, 11:55:12 AM
Do you find that German to the conversation?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on August 26, 2015, 12:29:24 PM
Where has Oregon?  To fry Turkey in Greece?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 27, 2015, 01:55:43 PM
If we were to travel to Chili with a group of Czechs & Scotts, are they going to expect chile for lunch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 30, 2015, 04:52:04 PM
Wouldn't the Chileans eat chili, the Czechs eat Chex, and the Scots...should we mention what they do with the sheep?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 31, 2015, 11:55:23 AM
Are you putting it to a vote?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 31, 2015, 02:08:41 PM
How baaad could it get? "Are you my daaaaaddy?"
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 01, 2015, 08:46:38 AM
Do I look like your daaaaaddy?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 01, 2015, 02:31:32 PM
Do they serve white Chileans in Turkey?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 02, 2015, 08:38:25 AM
Are they vegetarian Chileans?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 02, 2015, 10:51:31 AM
Are Turkey and Vegetarian Kabobs served in Chili?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 02, 2015, 03:28:40 PM
Why are you bringing Bob into this?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 02, 2015, 06:05:35 PM
Isn't Bob dead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 02, 2015, 06:29:06 PM
He's dead, Jim?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 02, 2015, 08:38:58 PM
Did Jim know Bob?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2015, 06:45:31 AM
Do you think they may be related to Plumb Bob?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on September 03, 2015, 06:53:58 AM
Does Plumb Bob have a big ballcock?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 03, 2015, 07:33:26 AM
Wouldn't you need to check with bobbing Betty on the size of Plumb Bob's ballcock?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 03, 2015, 08:13:43 AM
Who are all of these people, and why are they so concerned about ....things? And hungry?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 03, 2015, 10:34:41 AM
Do not Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob deserve to eat?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 04, 2015, 08:47:50 AM
Deserve to eat what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 04, 2015, 12:02:22 PM
Would I deprive Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob of what they wanted?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 04, 2015, 02:43:28 PM
Are any of us sure what Bobbing Betty and Plumb Bob really want?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 04, 2015, 07:19:18 PM
Does anybody really know what time it is?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on September 04, 2015, 07:27:26 PM
Are you in a rush to go to sleep?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 05, 2015, 07:56:53 AM
Do you think she may be from Chicagoshire?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 05, 2015, 08:33:04 AM
Would that make Bobbing Betty a Bobit?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on September 07, 2015, 07:31:47 AM
Is being a Bobit a prerequisite?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2015, 10:16:48 PM
Wasn't the lady who whacked her husband's off (read that again, this time, correctly) named Bobit?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 08, 2015, 12:15:55 PM
How many of the guys reading this thread just said to themselves out loud, OUCH??

(FYI.........it was Lorena Bobbit)
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 09, 2015, 07:54:44 AM
Can we move on to a more pleasant topic then?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 09, 2015, 07:29:38 PM
Should we just take a little off the top?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 10, 2015, 08:13:46 AM
The top of Bob, Betty, or Lorena (Bobbit)?
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Post by: Butch on September 16, 2015, 03:40:00 PM
Which one is the best barber?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 16, 2015, 05:19:08 PM
Do you think the one is Seville is worth checking out?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 17, 2015, 02:19:12 PM
Is this barber a Seville servant?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 18, 2015, 02:55:18 PM
Was Figaro elected to his Seville servant position?
Title: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Awilda Rider on September 19, 2015, 10:00:26 AM
Is the Barber of Seville related to Sweeney Todd?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 20, 2015, 07:36:02 AM
With the happy hour toddy contain body parts?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on September 21, 2015, 10:32:08 AM
Does it cost an arm and a leg?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on September 21, 2015, 11:03:49 AM
Do you bring your own body?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 23, 2015, 07:46:41 AM
If you bring another body with you, do you get the 2 for 1 Happy Hour price?
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Post by: Butch on September 23, 2015, 08:40:15 AM
Are they still doing that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2015, 06:14:34 AM
Should I use a shampoo that gives extra body?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 24, 2015, 07:40:41 AM
This shampoo gives extra bawdy what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2015, 09:50:46 AM
How bawdy do you want me to get?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 24, 2015, 10:05:39 AM
Should that be put to a vote?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2015, 11:37:48 AM
Do you belong to the Party Party?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 25, 2015, 11:22:58 AM
Doesn't everyone here belong to the Party Party?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 25, 2015, 11:31:14 AM
Is there Loki at the Party Party?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 27, 2015, 08:33:24 PM
Isn't there an "official" Loki of the party party?
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Post by: Butch on September 28, 2015, 10:54:04 AM
Is it a "proper" Loki, or is it a cordial?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 28, 2015, 01:00:05 PM
What do you mean by "proper Loki"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2015, 02:05:16 PM
Has Loki been uncordial to you, Butch?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 29, 2015, 08:54:45 AM
Are we facing a split in the Loki Party?
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Post by: Butch on September 29, 2015, 10:39:41 AM
Someone's throwing a party with banana split Loki?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 29, 2015, 11:12:53 AM
Do minions like bananas?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 30, 2015, 12:03:39 PM
Do minions like banana loki?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2015, 12:28:44 PM
Do minions taste like onions?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on September 30, 2015, 12:56:51 PM
Why would you want to eat a minion?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2015, 05:24:35 AM
Would you rather eat your ogreburger plain?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 01, 2015, 07:20:43 AM
Do minions peel as easily as a banana?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 01, 2015, 08:43:49 AM
Did someone forget to oil the minions?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2015, 09:05:53 AM
Do you oil the minions while they are peeling in order to increase the sex appeal?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 05, 2015, 11:21:30 AM
Shouldn't that be between the minions?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2015, 02:53:24 PM
Okay, then, do you oil between the minions while they are peeling in order to increase the sex appeal?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 05, 2015, 03:23:46 PM
What kind of oil are you using?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 06, 2015, 10:18:06 AM
Are you oiling them strickly for sex appeal, or as an horderves?   :-\
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 07, 2015, 11:38:46 AM
Does it have to be one OR the other?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2015, 06:23:05 AM
YACK!  May I have toast points instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2015, 06:28:07 AM
When did they start awarding points for toast?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 08, 2015, 07:28:59 AM
How does minion jam on toast sound?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 08, 2015, 07:41:16 AM
What do you offer to those who may have an allergy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2015, 11:19:28 AM
Would you like some Benadryl?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 08, 2015, 01:38:48 PM
Do they come in the same sizes as espadrilles?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2015, 05:17:26 AM
Is that similar to an impact drill?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 09, 2015, 12:55:29 PM
Has the discussion moved on to power tools now?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 09, 2015, 01:44:44 PM
Do you have a project to work on?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 11, 2015, 06:31:04 PM
Always, do you?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 14, 2015, 11:34:27 AM
Don't I look like a girl who knows how to use her hands?
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Post by: Butch on October 14, 2015, 12:19:11 PM
Can you turn on your Skype so I can see?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 19, 2015, 07:02:15 AM
What is skype?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 21, 2015, 09:39:01 AM
Isn't that being a peeping Tom while parashuting?
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Post by: Butch on October 21, 2015, 03:40:15 PM
Who is Tom?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2015, 07:43:52 AM
Wasn't Tom's dad a piper?
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Post by: Butch on October 22, 2015, 12:21:01 PM
Are you saying that the son of a piper is a peeper?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2015, 01:13:25 PM
Would Peter Piper pick a pair of pickled peepers in his pre-pepper period?
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Post by: Butch on October 22, 2015, 03:41:03 PM
A drunken duo discreetly discovering dressing damsels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 22, 2015, 04:31:11 PM
Like the fickle finger of fate fondling fine fillies for fun?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 23, 2015, 07:20:56 AM
Did the fillies have fun, while being fondled by those fickled fingers of fate?   ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 23, 2015, 08:12:34 AM
Can cannoli carrying Cajuns keep cooties contained causing cautious cops carefully creating catastrophes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 27, 2015, 12:53:14 PM
Que?
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Post by: Butch on October 27, 2015, 01:20:46 PM
Do I have to answer in Spanish?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 27, 2015, 03:11:40 PM
Wouldn't you answer in Cajun French?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on October 27, 2015, 05:31:53 PM
Voulez vous couche avec me, ce soir?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2015, 06:01:41 AM
What is French for "WTF?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 28, 2015, 07:59:11 AM
Isn't that, "Jenny Sequa"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2015, 08:44:38 AM
Do I know her?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 28, 2015, 09:53:58 AM
In the Biblical sense?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2015, 10:02:44 AM
Do the sense the bibles give off smell good?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 28, 2015, 10:15:55 AM
Do you like Eau de Noah?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 28, 2015, 11:08:27 AM
Doesn't that smell like a whole lot of animals used the poop deck?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 28, 2015, 12:53:33 PM
Isn't the bathroom on a ship called the head?
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Post by: Butch on October 28, 2015, 12:55:31 PM
Is that where Foreigner got the name for their song, "Head Games"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 28, 2015, 01:00:03 PM
If you ask what sorter games are played in the head, might the answer be, "Don't ask, don't tell"?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 30, 2015, 11:00:18 AM
I didn't ask, I won't tell, I wasn't even there, was I?   :o
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Post by: Butch on November 02, 2015, 10:20:08 AM
Do you want to see the photographs?
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Post by: Awilda Rider on November 04, 2015, 06:41:24 AM
Who took pictures?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2015, 07:01:37 AM
The Who were there?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 04, 2015, 07:07:22 AM
Who opened for the who?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2015, 07:23:20 AM
Was it Them?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 04, 2015, 10:30:16 AM
Or the ubiquitous They?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 04, 2015, 10:59:03 AM
I have seen The Who, and remember some of Them, but who were They?
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Post by: Butch on November 05, 2015, 02:34:20 PM
The Y?  Like the YMCA?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 05, 2015, 05:32:08 PM
Are you saying that They are The Village People?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 06, 2015, 12:44:30 PM
Which of the Village People was the Village Idiot?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 06, 2015, 03:28:55 PM
Is the entire village responsible for the village idiot?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2015, 09:10:54 AM
That seems to be the open question of our times, isn't it?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 07, 2015, 04:48:04 PM
Shouldn't we just put'em in the stockade? 
(Go really old school)
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 13, 2015, 12:16:50 PM
Is a stockade a sensitive response to a village idiot?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 16, 2015, 08:43:34 AM
Would it help if we gave the village idiot a nice soft pillow to sit on?   :)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 16, 2015, 10:25:52 AM
Would he be smart enough to know to sit on it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 16, 2015, 12:03:44 PM
Isn't there only one way to find out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 16, 2015, 12:51:44 PM
Where's Potsie when you need him?
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Post by: Butch on November 16, 2015, 02:20:31 PM
Did you check "Arnold's"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2015, 05:17:15 AM
Isn't Arnold dead, Jim?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 17, 2015, 01:29:33 PM
Was the rotting corpse not an adequate clue, Bob?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 19, 2015, 08:47:10 AM
Isn't a rotting corpse bad for the diner business?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 19, 2015, 12:49:10 PM
Would that not be a good thing for the Zombie Diner?

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Post by: RefMom3 on November 21, 2015, 12:40:47 PM
Is that Today's Special, at the Zombie Diner?
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Post by: Butch on November 24, 2015, 03:05:55 PM
Have you noticed they haven't used the word "ZOMBIE" on The Walking Dead?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 30, 2015, 09:40:29 AM
What other alternative word would you use for "zombie"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 30, 2015, 11:52:59 AM
How about "employed actor?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 30, 2015, 04:23:05 PM
Politician, perhaps?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 02, 2015, 07:49:16 AM
Growlers?

Stomach eaters?

Skin drippers?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 08, 2015, 02:51:38 PM
Would "The Walking Skin Drippers" be as popular a show?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 08, 2015, 03:01:38 PM
Is the female lead singer hot looking?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 08, 2015, 04:40:25 PM
Does the female lead singer want to chew your arm off?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 08, 2015, 04:43:39 PM
Is that all she's going to chew off?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 09, 2015, 06:23:21 AM
We don't want her to bite off more than she can chew, now do we?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 10, 2015, 06:09:12 AM
...or more than I can live without?
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Post by: Butch on December 10, 2015, 01:15:20 PM
Wouldn't that hurt?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 10, 2015, 01:47:31 PM
After the first bite, does it really matter? 
(Not too long till your the one wanting to do some chewing at that point)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 10, 2015, 03:20:06 PM
I've forgotten...What the hell are we talking about?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 11, 2015, 01:20:20 PM
Something about roadkill, wasn't it?
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Post by: Butch on December 15, 2015, 12:08:16 PM
Would renaissance roadkill have been committed by horses and coaches?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 16, 2015, 05:37:01 AM
If the coaches were riding their horses over critters, should not the coaches be thrown out of the game?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 16, 2015, 11:32:12 AM
If they ran over big enough critters, wouldn't they have been?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 18, 2015, 09:10:17 AM
Is the object of the game to avoid running over the critters, or running over as many as possible?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 21, 2015, 11:13:40 AM
Wouldn't it depend on how many points you win for avoiding vs hitting?
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Post by: Butch on December 29, 2015, 03:14:24 PM
You mean there are rules?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 30, 2015, 12:11:59 PM
Did you miss the memo?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 04, 2016, 12:16:05 PM
Memo?  Is my grandmother here?
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Post by: Butch on January 04, 2016, 03:48:57 PM
How should I know if your grandmother can hear?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 05, 2016, 12:51:26 PM
Can what here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 05, 2016, 04:38:05 PM
Does your Granny do the Can Can there?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 06, 2016, 11:49:12 AM
Isn't it inspirational what some grannies can can?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 06, 2016, 12:45:22 PM
Don't some grannies do the "can can" while they are at the beach?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 06, 2016, 03:26:44 PM
Shouldn't grannies not not do the can can?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2016, 05:46:54 AM
Is there an echo in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here? ...in here?
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Post by: Jade on January 07, 2016, 07:06:27 AM
Are you fading away?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 08, 2016, 07:21:25 AM
So, it's not my hearing that's fading away?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 11, 2016, 05:21:46 AM
Are you hearing voices again, Jack?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 11, 2016, 07:15:50 AM
You're not voicing a question now are you (because I can't hear it)?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 13, 2016, 12:09:33 PM
                         ,            ?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 14, 2016, 08:47:45 AM
?, did you have a question?
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Post by: DressArtMystery on January 15, 2016, 06:10:00 AM

Why do you think so ? :)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 15, 2016, 09:48:06 AM
Wouldn't one expect to find Alex Trebeck lurking on these pages?
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Post by: Butch on January 15, 2016, 12:24:07 PM
Should I phrase my answer in the form of a question?
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Post by: DressArtMystery on January 15, 2016, 02:28:01 PM

And could you do that?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 18, 2016, 11:39:56 AM
Don't we all do that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 18, 2016, 02:32:37 PM
Just what is "that?"
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Post by: Lady Mac on January 18, 2016, 04:30:31 PM
That which is, is "that" or just "is", is the which the "that" distinguishes. Is not that the point of asking
which question?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 19, 2016, 01:13:21 PM
Reads that response once, shakes head.   ???

Reads that response again, and again shakes head.   ???

Isn't it Beer-Thirty yet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 20, 2016, 07:27:01 AM
Can you make mine a Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Butch on January 20, 2016, 01:59:47 PM
What happened to the bottle we gave you earlier?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2016, 04:44:34 AM
Did you expect that to last past a page?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 21, 2016, 10:36:46 AM
Isn't the minimum a "pint a page"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 21, 2016, 07:24:18 PM
Are you a lightweight drinker?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2016, 10:02:52 AM
Are we allowed to ask how much people weigh on here?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 23, 2016, 11:17:34 AM
Most guys could care less, ask a lady how much she weighs...... Isn't that when the fight starts?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 26, 2016, 06:47:13 AM
You talkin' to me?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 27, 2016, 01:23:08 PM
Did you ask of the ladies how much they weighed?   :-\
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 28, 2016, 06:32:59 AM
I don't look that stupid, do I?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 28, 2016, 07:10:25 AM
Do you really want that question answered?  ::)
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Post by: RenStarr on February 02, 2016, 09:29:38 AM
Ok, I zoned out for a bit.............what were we talking about?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2016, 09:49:27 AM
Who?
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Post by: Butch on February 02, 2016, 12:05:02 PM
We were talking about the World Health Organization?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 02, 2016, 12:32:15 PM
Do they play rock music, too?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 02, 2016, 04:20:49 PM
Do they serve ale and nachos while they play rock music?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 03, 2016, 06:21:04 AM
Come to think of it, how much music can a rock make?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 03, 2016, 03:46:30 PM
Doesn't that depend on how well that rock can roll?
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Post by: Butch on February 04, 2016, 11:36:39 AM
Wouldn't rock rolls break your teeth?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 05, 2016, 01:26:02 PM
Does the World Health Organization trash dressing rooms when the event-planners forget to remove the brown M&Ms?
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Post by: sheila on February 05, 2016, 07:21:01 PM
Who doesn't like brown m and m's ?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 06, 2016, 06:38:08 AM
If they would only leave the yellow m&m's, you think they might avoid trashing the rooms and just sit in the corner and meditate?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 08, 2016, 08:42:29 AM
 forget whether these were peanut or plain - anyone recall?
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Post by: sheila on February 08, 2016, 09:03:21 AM
Does it really matter?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 08, 2016, 10:35:25 AM
Aren't we all nuts, Jack?
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Post by: Butch on February 08, 2016, 02:34:26 PM
Isn't Jack Links that "Messin' with Sasquatch" jerky?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 08, 2016, 02:38:22 PM
How would Sasquatch react if you gave him or her some chocolate covered jerky? 
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 10, 2016, 12:22:29 PM
Wouldn't it depend on whether Sasquatch had given chocolate up for Lent?
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Post by: Butch on February 10, 2016, 01:17:51 PM
Sasquatch is Catholic?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 10, 2016, 06:24:45 PM
This surprises you, Butch?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2016, 05:26:25 AM
When did Sasquatch convert from Foot-Washing Baptist?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2016, 06:31:03 AM
Are you saying that John Sasquatch the Baptist converted?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 11, 2016, 07:13:39 AM
Does 'converted' mean he lost his head?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2016, 07:52:19 AM
Careless barber?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 11, 2016, 09:00:22 AM
Sasquatch has (had?) a barber?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 11, 2016, 11:14:09 AM
Do you think Sasquatch would allow a barber to give him a Mohawk that is dyed red?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2016, 01:31:46 PM
Is it the last of the Mohawkans?
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Post by: Butch on February 12, 2016, 12:10:14 PM
Are we talking about James Cooper's barber?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 12, 2016, 02:18:51 PM
Did James Cooper's barber give him a Mohawk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 12, 2016, 03:56:11 PM
Was that because he jumped out of the high-jacked plane with all that money?
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Post by: sheila on February 13, 2016, 09:15:33 PM
Was that money ever found?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 14, 2016, 06:55:58 PM
Did he survive to spend any of that money?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 16, 2016, 05:35:42 AM
Cooper or Sasquatch?
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Post by: Butch on February 16, 2016, 02:49:59 PM
Aren't they the same person?
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Post by: sheila on February 16, 2016, 04:02:15 PM
What would Sasquatch spend money on?
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Post by: Elkyn on February 16, 2016, 04:26:42 PM
Do you think Sasquatch bought shoes to fit those big feet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 16, 2016, 05:31:28 PM
Do you really believe Sasquatch can AFFORD to buy shoes to fit his or her feet?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 17, 2016, 05:24:18 AM
Isn't that why Sasquatch stole the money?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 17, 2016, 07:24:18 AM
Maybe, DB Cooper just loaned some of that "misplaced" money to a Sasquatch for some custom built oversized hiking boots?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2016, 10:02:57 AM
Do you think it's possible that Sasquatch made some new boots out of DB Cooper, hiked out of the woods, went to Hollywood, and got a job as Chewbacca?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 17, 2016, 11:13:32 AM
Would that make Cooper a Force-d accessory?
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Post by: Butch on February 18, 2016, 11:18:25 AM
When Chewbacca drives his Mini Cooper, is it legal for him to drink Firestone Wookie Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 18, 2016, 12:08:47 PM
How in the bloody hell do you get a Wookie into a Mini Cooper??
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Post by: RenStarr on February 18, 2016, 12:43:17 PM
After several generous shots of Firestone wookie Jack, wouldn't Chewie just pick up the Mini Cooper and carry it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 19, 2016, 05:23:34 AM
Tell the wookie that there's money in the Mini-Cooper?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 19, 2016, 06:12:31 AM
Did Chewie leave home without his American Express card?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 19, 2016, 12:04:11 PM
Would that have been a way to have someone else pay for the next round at the cantina?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 21, 2016, 07:02:14 PM
Do they accept American Express at Chalmun's Cantina?
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Post by: Butch on February 22, 2016, 05:43:37 PM
You mean the one on Tatooine?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 23, 2016, 12:19:35 PM
Are you saying that Chalmun's Cantina is now a chain?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 23, 2016, 06:54:33 PM
Wait... I thought we were talking about that little guy on Fantasy Island... you know... Tantooine?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 24, 2016, 09:09:06 AM
Are you suggesting that Tantooine was an alien who started up a chain of celestial cantina's after leaving Fantasy Island?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 24, 2016, 02:05:19 PM
Does Tantooine have a green card?
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Post by: Elkyn on February 24, 2016, 02:36:43 PM
Is Mr. Roark aware of this?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2016, 05:15:45 AM
Is this the real life? Is this just Fantasy Island?
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Post by: Butch on February 26, 2016, 09:45:00 AM
Isn't Freddie dead?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 26, 2016, 02:04:10 PM
Did Freddie pass away at Fantasy Island?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 27, 2016, 11:12:34 AM
Would that make it his Final Fantasy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2016, 12:57:17 PM
Is that like Final Jeopardy?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 27, 2016, 05:45:37 PM
Is final fanatasy the category Alex?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2016, 06:10:11 PM
Why is it that spouses don't want to go along with our final fantasies?
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Post by: sheila on February 27, 2016, 09:21:39 PM
Why don't you ask your spouse her final fantasy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 28, 2016, 12:21:44 PM
You don't think I have already?  ::) :P
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Post by: sheila on February 28, 2016, 04:05:07 PM
Could there possibly be a compromise?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 29, 2016, 11:50:09 AM
Wouldn't a compromise sort of dilute the fantasy part?
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Post by: Butch on February 29, 2016, 02:51:25 PM
When you wear a compromise, doesn't the sensitivity get diluted?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 29, 2016, 02:54:16 PM
Isn't a compromise in regards to a fantasy like pouring water into a shot of Jack Daniels?  Why bother?
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Post by: Butch on March 02, 2016, 01:05:08 PM
You've never heard of "Whiskey and Water"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 03, 2016, 08:54:34 AM
Is that anything like the "Scotch and soda" song?
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Post by: Butch on March 03, 2016, 02:41:39 PM
Can you hum a few bars?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 03, 2016, 04:28:03 PM
Wouldn't you rather close a few bars?
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Post by: Butch on March 04, 2016, 09:42:14 AM
How is it that you usually catch my double meanings?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 06, 2016, 11:46:30 AM
Well, who's the wizard in this conversation?  :D
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 07, 2016, 11:44:52 AM
Was that a trick question?
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Post by: Butch on March 07, 2016, 05:16:33 PM
Is he "commercial company"?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 08, 2016, 08:18:24 AM
Is there a wizard Union?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 08, 2016, 05:02:42 PM
Are you asking me about my sex life?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 08, 2016, 10:04:02 PM
Is there something about your sex life that you feel like you need to share?   :o

Do we need to contact Dr. Phil?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 09, 2016, 05:48:53 AM
Do you seriously want to hear about my sex life?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 09, 2016, 06:03:51 AM
 Is "seriously" the only way to NOT want to hear about it?
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Post by: Butch on March 10, 2016, 09:15:56 AM
Can I get an "Amen" to Jack Daw's comment?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 10, 2016, 12:26:07 PM
Ever read those letters to  the Playboy Advisor?  ::)  ???
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Post by: RenStarr on March 11, 2016, 03:52:52 PM
Are you the Advisor?
(Wizard + Advisor.....don't they call that multi tasking?)
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 14, 2016, 11:54:09 AM
Ummm....what do you think of the Cubs' chance this year? ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 14, 2016, 02:58:06 PM
Are they going to play this year?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 15, 2016, 06:47:49 AM
Don't cubs always play until the mother bear notices after eating someone's face off?
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Post by: Butch on March 16, 2016, 12:31:57 PM
Face off?  Bear cubs play hockey?
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Post by: Ser Charlemagne on March 16, 2016, 02:04:28 PM
Do bears have a little league?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 16, 2016, 09:35:05 PM
If one of the bear cubs commits a foul, does the cub have to sit in time out?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 17, 2016, 05:34:52 AM
Is the bench just right?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 18, 2016, 08:38:00 AM
Did the ref have golden hair?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 22, 2016, 09:55:04 AM
Did the ref have any padlocks made of gold?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 23, 2016, 09:50:54 AM
Did the ref with the golden hair and padlocks made of gold, listen to Golden Earring during the intermission?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 24, 2016, 10:14:56 AM
Golden oldies, I assume?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 25, 2016, 07:38:18 AM
Isn't that what folks do in their Golden Years?
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Post by: Butch on March 25, 2016, 10:50:35 AM
Wasn't that Bowie?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 27, 2016, 09:28:46 AM
The dude with the big knife?!?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 28, 2016, 07:29:32 AM
A big knife and a bag full of pixy dust?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 28, 2016, 12:20:14 PM
Is that the tagline for the new movie "Crocodile Dundee Meets Peter Pan?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 28, 2016, 02:57:23 PM
Isn't Croc Dundee's knife too big to scoop up any Peter Pan Peanut Butter?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 30, 2016, 12:00:42 PM
Would that be creamy or chunky Peter Pan?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 31, 2016, 06:18:20 AM
Wouldn't that depend on how long the crocodile had been chewing on him?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 31, 2016, 08:53:32 AM
Could he not use the peanut butter to lure the croc away from his foot?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 31, 2016, 02:21:58 PM
What if the croc has a peanut allergy?
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Post by: Butch on March 31, 2016, 03:35:00 PM
You mean allergic to Charlie Brown or Lucy van Pelt?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 01, 2016, 11:59:47 AM
Wouldn't PigPen be a more likely choice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 01, 2016, 12:33:02 PM
You got something against PigPen?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 03, 2016, 08:17:56 AM
Does pigpen carry a big knife?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 04, 2016, 05:28:02 AM
Is he planning to cut the cheese?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 04, 2016, 11:07:45 AM
If he were, would one be able to tell, amidst all that dust?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2016, 03:43:51 PM
Doth dust dast distastefully smell?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2016, 09:15:19 AM
Dwat?!?
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Post by: Butch on April 05, 2016, 02:57:16 PM
Does someone have a speech impediment?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 05, 2016, 03:56:18 PM
Which way did that wabbit go?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2016, 05:19:01 AM
You making a stew?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 06, 2016, 06:59:31 AM
Are you talking about someone joining the Mile High Club?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2016, 08:47:02 AM
LOL! Like a rabbit??
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Post by: RenStarr on April 06, 2016, 01:17:20 PM
How about a Bunny Mr. Hefner?   8)
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Post by: Butch on April 07, 2016, 09:07:01 AM
How about a bonny Laird Hefner?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 08, 2016, 09:02:29 AM
Mr. Hefner is becoming Bonnie?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 08, 2016, 03:27:45 PM
Is he a Transylvanian?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 09, 2016, 07:16:53 AM
A Bonnie Bunny that wears corsets with pointy teeth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 09, 2016, 07:49:47 AM
Would you expect less in a Monty Python movie?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 09, 2016, 02:01:53 PM
So he's a lumberjack?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 11, 2016, 12:20:48 PM
Doesn't that mean he's ok?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 11, 2016, 02:12:39 PM
Does he put on woman's clothin' and hang around in bars?
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Post by: Ser Charlemagne on April 12, 2016, 08:12:34 AM
How much does the bartender charge for that?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 12, 2016, 12:19:09 PM
Is he a big tipper?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 13, 2016, 12:41:24 PM
Do you consider 6'-7", 348 pounds a big tipper?
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Post by: Butch on April 13, 2016, 02:50:45 PM
6'7"?  Can you stack poop that high?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 14, 2016, 09:03:34 AM
Wouldn't that be one big s@#t pile?    :o

(PU.......staying up wind)

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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2016, 02:20:32 PM
How much time would it take to even produce that much?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 15, 2016, 02:40:55 PM
Does one really want to tip over a large pile of manure?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2016, 06:30:13 AM
Can we wipe this conversation off and move on to a discussion about something besides politicians?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 16, 2016, 12:20:21 PM
Why don't we talk about good ale?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 16, 2016, 11:25:40 PM
So, RenStarr...what ales you?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 17, 2016, 04:54:19 PM
Not enough time at Faire drinking good ale, that's an alement isn't it?
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Post by: Ser Charlemagne on April 18, 2016, 08:18:43 AM
You aren't going to wine about it, are you?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 18, 2016, 02:43:32 PM
Not enough Faire time drinking good ale, shouldn't everyone wine about that?   :'(
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 19, 2016, 07:38:46 AM
It's not something I should ferment about, is it?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 19, 2016, 12:48:11 PM
Ferment about it, no.........but shouldn't you keep an eye on the temperature so the good stuff doesn't turn?
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Post by: Butch on April 20, 2016, 12:43:30 PM
What's wrong with a roving eye turning to the good stuff?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 21, 2016, 07:06:12 AM
Have you been staring at my Bride again, Butch?
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Post by: Ser Charlemagne on April 21, 2016, 08:13:22 AM
Uh oh; how much do you wanna bet he's in trouble?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 21, 2016, 03:38:03 PM
Is it legal to wager over an Internet message board?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 25, 2016, 10:48:01 AM
Would it depend on the wager?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 25, 2016, 01:04:18 PM
So, you're saying there's a cut-off?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 25, 2016, 02:27:26 PM
If a Wizard gets cut-off, doesn't that mean all kinds of bad things are going to happen (disease, pestilence, really bad weather)?   :-\
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Post by: Butch on April 25, 2016, 02:53:54 PM
Are those the causes of him being cut-off, or the effects?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 25, 2016, 05:31:21 PM
Do you seriously think my Bride will allow you to cut me off without some serious repercussions?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 26, 2016, 08:02:32 AM
Does your wife know about this Bride?!
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Post by: RenStarr on April 27, 2016, 08:21:32 AM
Did someone get bribed?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 27, 2016, 11:24:37 AM
Don't you mean bridled?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 27, 2016, 11:47:39 AM
Isn't "ball and chain" another way to describe that situation? 
(I'll take the 5th on that whole conversation :-X) 
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 27, 2016, 11:50:52 AM
Is "ball and chain" a new Cards Against Humanity deck?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2016, 12:06:41 PM
May I ask not to be dealt a hand?
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Post by: Butch on April 27, 2016, 12:09:44 PM
Shouldn't you have said that before you sat down to play?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2016, 02:26:52 PM
Will I get a square deal?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 27, 2016, 03:56:39 PM
How does one get a square deal in a round of cards?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 28, 2016, 08:02:47 AM
Since when are cards round?!
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Post by: RenStarr on April 28, 2016, 08:47:02 AM
Aren't the odds stacked in favor of the house no matter what shape the cards are?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 28, 2016, 11:06:38 AM
Why? Are the cards marked?
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Post by: Butch on April 28, 2016, 12:33:44 PM
Aren't we playing with Merlin's Deck?  (I wrote "DECK" right?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 29, 2016, 07:19:32 AM
Who is to say that I am playing with a full deck?  (Careful when you're playing with my deck, Butch...)
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Post by: RenStarr on April 29, 2016, 09:31:22 AM
Who's to say your even playing with half a deck?  (better check with Nimue to verify)   ;D
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Post by: Butch on April 29, 2016, 01:52:41 PM
Has he been playing cards with pygmies?
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Post by: Fairy on April 29, 2016, 10:10:15 PM
Are the pygmies winning at cards?
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Post by: The Rabbi on April 30, 2016, 11:05:53 AM
Are the pygmies playing with marked cards?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 02, 2016, 06:14:04 AM
Who is Mark de Cards?  Is he a Rennie?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2016, 07:06:19 AM
Don't you mean Mark Ed Cards, and isn't he a country singer?
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Post by: Butch on May 02, 2016, 10:27:35 AM
Didn't Mark Ed Cards make the label "Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe" a lot of money?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 02, 2016, 02:24:29 PM
 Did he just use them as a cover to make his own money?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 02, 2016, 03:29:10 PM
So he was a counterfeiter who also sang country music?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 02, 2016, 03:38:01 PM
A counter-fitter?  You mean a carpenter that remodels kitchens?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 02, 2016, 06:16:51 PM
What are you all drinking...or smoking?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 02, 2016, 08:04:09 PM
Why? Is there something in the water?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 03, 2016, 07:17:58 AM
Don't you like to spruce up your water on special occasions?
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Post by: Butch on May 03, 2016, 08:15:59 AM
Isn't spruce water also known as gin?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 03, 2016, 11:06:36 AM
Can any gen' be agin gin?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 03, 2016, 04:05:14 PM
Would this be gin for the elders?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 04, 2016, 06:07:06 AM
For this elder, would you mind making mine Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 04, 2016, 06:53:54 AM
Do I really have to mind or can I just pour you a jack daniels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 04, 2016, 07:38:46 AM
Would you be so kind as to make it a very large drink?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 04, 2016, 10:34:00 AM
Why don't you just ask him to leave the bottle?  (then make a REALLY LARGE drink   :) )
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 05, 2016, 05:45:00 AM
Would you pass me a straw please?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 05, 2016, 07:00:58 AM
Would that be a large straw or a small straw?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 05, 2016, 12:23:38 PM
For me can it be the last straw!?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 05, 2016, 12:45:47 PM
Are you not thirsty?
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Post by: Butch on May 05, 2016, 02:25:10 PM
Don't cows and horses eat straw?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 06, 2016, 05:11:56 AM
If they eat their straw, how do they drink their milkshakes?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 07, 2016, 12:50:56 PM
For the cows would it not be with udder satisfaction?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 07, 2016, 01:24:39 PM
A cow drinking a milkshake, wouldn't that be considered recycling?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 07, 2016, 02:30:18 PM
Have you ever seen a cycling cow?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 09, 2016, 06:40:36 AM
Wouldn't a cycling cow be making butter and cheese at the same time?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 09, 2016, 06:44:51 AM
Is ANYONE who is posting here sober?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 09, 2016, 08:04:48 AM
Is anyone (stumble........stager.......hiccup) here (burp......stager some more), what did you ask again? 
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Post by: Butch on May 09, 2016, 10:54:48 AM
Did he ask if he could make us another drink?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 09, 2016, 12:02:40 PM
Is someone making milkshakes?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 09, 2016, 12:48:22 PM
Did someone leave the cows out in the cold again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 10, 2016, 06:30:55 AM
Wasn't there a movie called, The Cow that Came in From the Cold"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 10, 2016, 06:37:29 AM
Whatcha smoking there this morning, Jack?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 10, 2016, 09:34:53 AM
Maybe the cow came in from the cold to get a few puffs of Jacks magic stogie? 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2016, 06:36:31 AM
So, Jack is sharing?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 11, 2016, 09:19:18 AM
Did Merlin just offer to share his Jack?!!!
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Post by: Butch on May 11, 2016, 09:23:44 AM
Why did he just start now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2016, 09:44:41 AM
Have I ever failed to share my Jack when asked?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 11, 2016, 11:44:51 AM
Have many asked?
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Post by: Butch on May 11, 2016, 12:24:09 PM
You think I won't ask next time I see him?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 11, 2016, 12:49:11 PM
I don't suppose you were in attendance at Scarby the day I gave away several flasks filled with said nectar of this god, were you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2016, 06:43:07 AM
How much backwash was in your flagon?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 12, 2016, 10:23:12 AM
Wouldn't the Jack sterilize the backwash?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 12, 2016, 01:22:02 PM
Will it dissolve the clumps and orts?
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Post by: Butch on May 12, 2016, 03:53:38 PM
Are you TRYING to see my lunch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 12, 2016, 05:48:54 PM
Before or after?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 13, 2016, 07:21:57 AM
For the lunch meal, do you fry clumps and orts?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 13, 2016, 07:25:08 AM
Don't most Hobbits grill clumps and orts over an open flame with a Jack based Glaze?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 13, 2016, 07:34:17 AM
May I have a Porterhouse steak instead, please?
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Post by: Butch on May 13, 2016, 11:03:47 AM
How would you like that cooked?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 14, 2016, 03:58:14 PM
Do 800 year old Wizards eat steaks that are cooked?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 14, 2016, 04:57:10 PM
Don't 800 year old wizards need more fiber?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2016, 06:35:24 AM
You would starve this Wizard?? (medium rare, please...)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 16, 2016, 07:49:32 AM
Jiminy, if you're gonna eat it that raw, do we even need to skin it?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 16, 2016, 08:17:37 AM
Shouldn't you let the Wizards pet dragon just burn off the skin and roast the steak to medium rare all in one step?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2016, 12:32:30 PM
You aren't a fan of eating steak that hasn't had the flavour cooked out of it, Jack?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 16, 2016, 02:09:53 PM
Should one eat beef this slithery and raw just because one likes sashimi (which I do)?

(I eat my beef medium well - thoroughly cooked, but not burnt)
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Post by: Lady Mac on May 16, 2016, 02:54:22 PM
Don't Texas Wizards order beef to the table as "Walking"?

(knock the horns off, wipe its' butt and throw it on the plate)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2016, 08:03:40 AM
Who are you calling a Texas Wizard??  (my first job was at a Bonanza...had a customer that ordered his steak exactly that way!)
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Post by: Butch on May 17, 2016, 09:33:18 AM
Does the TEN-GALLON wizard's hat fit?  (I order mine by saying "Put it on, turn it over, and take it off.")
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Post by: RenStarr on May 18, 2016, 08:16:51 PM
Are you suggesting the Wizards got a big head?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 19, 2016, 09:01:57 AM
Wouldn't it have to be, to hold all that knowledge?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 19, 2016, 10:06:17 AM
What knowledge?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 19, 2016, 12:34:20 PM
Did the knowledge ooze out and evaporate?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 19, 2016, 12:54:17 PM
Or did it ooze out, puddle up on the floor, sit there for several hundred years, and turn into clumps and orts?   :o
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Post by: Butch on May 19, 2016, 02:39:41 PM
Are we back to that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 20, 2016, 05:27:04 AM
Don't you think you ort to stop with the gross stuff, RenStarr?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 20, 2016, 10:08:42 AM
Should I just go with cotton candy and little pink teddy bears then?   
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 20, 2016, 10:33:12 AM
Should we not call it by Fairy Floss here?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 20, 2016, 10:52:35 AM
So it's "pay no attention to the clumps and orts behind the floss?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 20, 2016, 11:56:06 AM
Have I arrived in the Twilight Zone?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 21, 2016, 09:09:32 PM
Is that not better than the Dead Zone?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 22, 2016, 09:18:28 AM
You would ask that of a wizardly Stephen King fan?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 23, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
As best I can remember, wasn't most of the Stephen King's work involve people trying to avoid and stay out of a death zone? 
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 23, 2016, 09:08:12 AM
Do we really have to remember?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 23, 2016, 12:28:03 PM
Remember what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 24, 2016, 07:44:47 AM
Huh?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 24, 2016, 08:38:09 AM
Is this the Dementia Zone?   :o
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Post by: Butch on May 24, 2016, 08:46:43 AM
Is that the name of the band that's playing right now?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 24, 2016, 12:06:17 PM
Cool tune, but can anyone dance to it?
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Post by: Lady Mac on May 25, 2016, 07:22:32 AM
Steven King has a dance song out?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 25, 2016, 09:45:24 AM
Are the background singers known as The Shining-Ettes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2016, 10:09:50 AM
Have you never heard of Stephen King's band, "The Rock Bottom Remainders?"
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Post by: Butch on May 25, 2016, 01:16:49 PM
Outta Maine?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 26, 2016, 06:16:42 AM
Bangor?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 26, 2016, 09:23:51 AM
Bangor who?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 26, 2016, 10:45:20 AM
Is there more than one Bangor?
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Post by: Lady Mac on May 26, 2016, 02:25:12 PM
The Big Bangor the l'il Bangor?
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Post by: Butch on May 26, 2016, 02:56:49 PM
You mean "The Banger Sisters"? With Goldie Hawn?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 27, 2016, 12:38:50 PM
Goldie Hawn sings with Stephen King? (And Dave Barry? And Amy Tan?)
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Post by: RenStarr on May 27, 2016, 03:20:58 PM
So who's the lead singer?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 27, 2016, 05:50:06 PM
Wouldn't the lead singer be the one in front?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 28, 2016, 08:56:10 AM
Would you want Stephen King BEHIND you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 31, 2016, 01:46:17 PM
Wouldn't the lead singer be the heaviest one because lead is a heavy metal, dude?
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Post by: Lady Mac on May 31, 2016, 04:36:22 PM
So basically, Steven King can't float in water?
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Post by: The Rabbi on May 31, 2016, 05:48:45 PM
Are you implying he might be filled with another substance?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 01, 2016, 05:33:45 AM
Are you implying that Stephen King is full of manure?
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Post by: Butch on June 01, 2016, 08:22:29 AM
Isn't he filled with stories?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 01, 2016, 02:41:04 PM
If Stephen King can't float on water, doesn't that make him a witch?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 02, 2016, 06:32:35 AM
Do you want to be the one to tell him?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 02, 2016, 09:00:49 AM
Do you think that would bother him?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 02, 2016, 09:15:13 AM
You think he does not already know?
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Post by: Butch on June 02, 2016, 10:28:11 AM
That he isn't the real king?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 02, 2016, 02:38:08 PM
Witch king?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 02, 2016, 03:43:39 PM
Wouldn't that make him a Warlock?
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Post by: Butch on June 03, 2016, 10:35:37 AM
Is he threatening our wizard?
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Post by: Lady Mac on June 04, 2016, 10:22:50 PM
Does a wizard wander while wondering or wonder about wandering?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 05, 2016, 06:56:07 PM
While the Wizard is wondering or wandering, does he wave his wand while wishing all the whimsical wenches he's known before whimper when someone asks...........I wonder where that Wizard is wandering tonight?    ;)
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 06, 2016, 12:30:46 PM
Has anyone wandered Walla Walla, Washington for the Wizard's whereabouts?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2016, 02:32:03 PM
What weird, wild, wacko world whipped you wieners of whimsical wordplay?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 07, 2016, 08:16:30 AM
do wacha do wacha do wacka do wacha do?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 07, 2016, 08:49:52 AM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: Butch on June 07, 2016, 02:08:54 PM
How else is he going to find out?
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Post by: Lady Mac on June 07, 2016, 05:32:21 PM
silly willy, don't all wizards have a crystal ball?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 08, 2016, 08:04:44 AM
Left or right?
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Post by: Butch on June 08, 2016, 10:42:52 AM
If there is only one, wouldn't that be the one that's left?
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Post by: Gauwyn of Bracknell on June 08, 2016, 11:14:02 AM
Right! right?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 08, 2016, 11:30:07 AM
Is there a correlation to be made about the left/right (crystal) ball and being in "right mind?"
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Post by: RenStarr on June 08, 2016, 12:53:33 PM
If the person has left mind syndrome, will they see more than one crystal ball?
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Post by: Lady Mac on June 09, 2016, 07:36:22 AM
So, if you looked really close into two crystal balls, would you see the same thing or two different things, or just get poked in the forehead?   o.O
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 09, 2016, 08:45:56 AM
Have you been drinking again, Lady Mac? (...or is this K?)
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 09, 2016, 02:19:23 PM
Did the good lady stop drinking?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 09, 2016, 05:08:59 PM
Can I have some of what ever she's drinking?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 10, 2016, 08:36:55 AM
Were you not told never drink the Kool Aid?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 10, 2016, 11:58:50 AM
When you were told not to do something, did you always obey?  (I never liked Kook Aid anyways)
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 13, 2016, 10:47:10 AM
Before answering, could we check on the statute of limitations for ...everything?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2016, 11:21:35 AM
Feeling guilty, are we?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 14, 2016, 10:45:54 AM
Or, a TV Attorney?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 14, 2016, 01:09:52 PM
Ren, are you asking Merlin to feel a TV attorney? 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 14, 2016, 09:01:46 PM
My choice of which one?
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Post by: Butch on June 15, 2016, 10:26:59 AM
Would a wizard pick anything other than a witch one?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 15, 2016, 01:03:18 PM
Are you saying that attorneys appear on TV due to witchcraft?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 16, 2016, 10:07:51 AM
It's entirely possible, right?   ???
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 18, 2016, 11:45:41 AM
Isn't that one of their classes in law school?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 19, 2016, 10:49:55 AM
ou trying to say lawyers have class?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2016, 06:12:48 AM
Wouldn't "Classy Lawyers" be an oxymoron?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 20, 2016, 10:40:10 AM
Isn't a "classy oxymoron" the same thing as a lawyer?
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 20, 2016, 03:42:42 PM
Can we remove three letters from each CLassY and OXYmoron?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 21, 2016, 12:39:40 PM
Can those three letters be O, X, and Y?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 21, 2016, 01:52:13 PM
Are we talking about Laundry detergent now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2016, 06:15:25 AM
What's a "CLYOXY?"
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Post by: RenStarr on June 22, 2016, 07:51:48 AM
CLY-OXY Clean?   ???
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Post by: The Rabbi on June 22, 2016, 09:53:09 AM
Hmmm could someone have had caps lock on?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 22, 2016, 11:46:46 AM
Doesn't that make it easier to clean the keys? ;
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2016, 12:17:27 PM
Do you run the shackle through your nose to keep the cap on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 22, 2016, 01:37:57 PM
Who's preparing capon (I'm starved)?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 22, 2016, 03:50:37 PM
Does that come on a stick?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 23, 2016, 07:41:48 AM
Are you asking that question because you want to buy a capon on a stick at a Ren Fest?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 23, 2016, 01:40:46 PM
Grilled capon on a stick, on a plate, or just a leg to hold might be good, is that an option at Faire?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 24, 2016, 01:57:59 PM
Wouldn't that depend on whose leg you want to hold?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 27, 2016, 07:43:28 AM
Isn't Mexican Generalissimo Santa Anna's artificial leg held at the Illinois State Military Museum?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 01, 2016, 08:52:09 AM
Is "Leg Holder" an official job title?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2016, 12:10:10 PM
Why would he need an artificial leg if he's dead?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 01, 2016, 11:05:36 PM
Was the leg bone connected to the hip bone or the thigh bone in that old song?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 04, 2016, 03:12:39 PM
Did anyone else go look that up?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 05, 2016, 05:16:46 AM
Is this another chicken joke?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 05, 2016, 08:33:38 AM
Are you laughing?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 05, 2016, 11:49:00 AM
Do you think I am that clucked up?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 05, 2016, 08:57:29 PM
Do you think there's a lot of clucking going on at the chicken ranch?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 10, 2016, 03:16:30 PM
Are chicks ever silent?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 11, 2016, 06:01:20 AM
May I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it may incriminate me or otherwise get me "hit upside the haid," a phrase commonly used in the South?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 11, 2016, 04:57:04 PM
Why don't you just take the 5th?
(I hear they know what that means in most of the South these days)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2016, 07:12:28 AM
Do you really expect that will last me very long?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 13, 2016, 11:29:36 AM
Maybe just loooong enough?
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Post by: Butch on July 18, 2016, 03:56:45 PM
Why not get a handle instead?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 19, 2016, 08:16:58 AM
Are you going to be talking on the CB radio goodbuddy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2016, 01:55:17 PM
Gotcher ears on?
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Post by: Butch on July 19, 2016, 03:16:35 PM
Are you calling me Dumbo?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 20, 2016, 12:07:58 PM
Aren't big ears a sign of something?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 20, 2016, 04:41:26 PM
Didn't I hear a something at one point about big ears and big feet?
(Better ask one of the Ladies, I can't seem to remember the details)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2016, 05:45:04 AM
Are you, yet again, moving the discussion back toward sex?
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Post by: Butch on July 21, 2016, 12:10:18 PM
Don't we always come back to sex and whisky?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 21, 2016, 01:17:46 PM
Is there anything else?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 21, 2016, 03:45:30 PM
Can't we always fall back on cold beer and BBQ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 23, 2016, 08:45:20 AM
Won't falling on a BBQ be sticky?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 25, 2016, 02:19:08 PM
Won't falling on a BBQ leave a burning sensation?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 26, 2016, 12:11:16 PM
Shouldn't you fall face first with your mouth open?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 26, 2016, 12:14:05 PM
Isn't there an easier way to eat BBQ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 26, 2016, 04:03:34 PM
Are you suggesting I fork it?
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Post by: Butch on July 27, 2016, 12:26:00 PM
After you fork it, will you masticate it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 27, 2016, 12:57:53 PM
Can we talk about that on here?
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Post by: Butch on July 28, 2016, 10:53:34 AM
Is it polite to talk with our mouths full?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2016, 06:40:43 PM
What is your mouth full of, Butch?   ???
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Post by: RenStarr on July 29, 2016, 02:33:04 PM
Do we really want to know?    ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2016, 03:05:19 PM
Should we ask our resident reference librarian?, RefMom3
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Post by: Butch on July 29, 2016, 03:43:57 PM
What's she going to do?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2016, 05:13:23 PM
Look you up in the Necronomicon or something? How should I know? Isn't she the one with all the answers? ...and where in the Hades is she?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 01, 2016, 11:20:32 AM
Someone looking for me?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 01, 2016, 11:36:24 AM
Ears burning?
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Post by: Butch on August 01, 2016, 01:12:45 PM
What's the matter, cat's got your tongue?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 02, 2016, 06:43:32 AM
Is someone serving tongue after I've already ordered the liver?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 02, 2016, 07:23:05 AM
Will that be smothered with bacon and onions??   YUM!!
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Post by: Butch on August 02, 2016, 12:28:08 PM
Will cats even eat it with onion?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 02, 2016, 12:51:06 PM
Why would you give my liver and onions to the cat? Didn't you know that onions are poisonous to cats...and dogs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 02, 2016, 01:54:11 PM
YOUR liver and onions, wizard?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 03, 2016, 09:50:51 PM
Is the Wizard now known as Prometheus?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2016, 06:00:36 AM
May I have my dinner back, please?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 04, 2016, 08:29:14 AM
If it's liver and onions, may I also give you my share?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 04, 2016, 09:00:24 AM
Oh! Would you, please?
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Post by: Butch on August 04, 2016, 02:04:16 PM
O'Wood, Hugh pleas...WHAT? What does Hugh O'Wood plea?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 05, 2016, 06:35:11 AM
The fifth...as does Merlin, yes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 05, 2016, 07:12:43 AM
Who would I only buy a fifth when I can get a BIG bottle?
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Post by: Butch on August 05, 2016, 08:14:44 AM
Aren't the fifths on sale?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 06, 2016, 09:03:23 PM
Doesn't that depend on if the judge also owns the local liquer store?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 08, 2016, 11:21:24 AM
What judge?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 08, 2016, 05:03:30 PM
What fifth?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2016, 06:22:18 AM
WTF?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 10, 2016, 07:41:32 AM
I thought F was for "fifth", no?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 10, 2016, 11:08:20 AM
You mean it could be something else?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 11, 2016, 12:19:23 PM
Isn't it ALWAYS something?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 13, 2016, 10:51:28 AM
Isn't it always something...else?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 14, 2016, 07:09:18 PM
Isn't it something else...........always?
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Post by: Butch on August 16, 2016, 03:41:32 PM
It's still booze though, right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 17, 2016, 07:03:21 AM
Yeah, but what flavour?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 17, 2016, 11:26:15 AM
Alcohol-flavoured...?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 17, 2016, 09:45:24 PM
Are we talking about Loki now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 18, 2016, 06:01:39 AM
Why are we bringing Norse gods into this conversation?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 19, 2016, 11:16:27 AM
Is a Norse god's conversation interesting, or are they a snotty bunch?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 19, 2016, 01:05:25 PM
Didn't you bring the tissue?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 21, 2016, 11:19:11 AM
Would a Norwegian handkerchief work?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 21, 2016, 03:58:34 PM
Just how snotty ARE the Norse?
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Post by: Butch on August 22, 2016, 02:03:56 PM
Would you treat them differently?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 22, 2016, 02:42:32 PM
Differently, but equally, yes?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2016, 07:37:06 AM
Who's on first?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 23, 2016, 08:48:21 AM
Who do you want?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 23, 2016, 08:49:41 AM
It's usually the back-up band, isn't it?
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Post by: Butch on August 24, 2016, 11:24:19 AM
Isn't it usually the butler who did it?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 24, 2016, 11:48:16 AM
Does the butler play an instrument?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 24, 2016, 05:28:16 PM
Am I the only one sober here? (What...that can't possibly be true...)
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 25, 2016, 09:01:07 AM
Why do you ask?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 25, 2016, 04:09:43 PM
Who needs to know?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 26, 2016, 11:00:44 AM
Do you think "need" is a subjective word?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 29, 2016, 07:45:16 AM
Where have I been the past few days??
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Post by: Butch on August 29, 2016, 12:06:36 PM
Was I there?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 30, 2016, 06:01:48 AM
Were you the cute one in the fancy knickers?
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Post by: Butch on August 30, 2016, 12:27:04 PM
Which event are we talking about?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 05, 2016, 12:05:06 PM
Was the cute one with fancy knickers at that event?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 05, 2016, 04:52:50 PM
Does anyone else think "Fancy Knickers" sounds like a Bond girl's name?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 06, 2016, 06:55:04 AM
Yes, to "Fancy Knickers"; and, are they making a new Bond for this year?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 06, 2016, 07:31:00 AM
Do you think that Elmer Glue would make a good Bond?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 06, 2016, 03:45:11 PM
Wouldn't Elmer's Glue do a good job of bonding the new Bond Girl to 007 (James Bond)?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 07, 2016, 05:46:24 AM
So, are you expecting Bond, James Bond, and Elmer to have a threesome with the Bond girl?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 07, 2016, 07:33:13 AM
Isn't that three people and a glue?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 07, 2016, 11:44:25 AM
Will they be shaken, not stirred?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 07, 2016, 01:16:07 PM
Won't they all be pretty shaken up when they discover they are glued together in various "positions"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 10, 2016, 08:09:11 PM
Won't the fact that it's Elmer's and not, say, gorilla glue, offer some comfort in the "separation phase?"
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Post by: RenStarr on September 13, 2016, 08:27:23 AM
After the "separation phase" has been completed, do you think those folks would ever want to see each other ever again?  (can you say awkward  :o)
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Post by: Butch on September 13, 2016, 01:11:09 PM

Do you mean in person, or pictures?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 14, 2016, 09:23:31 PM
Are there videos?   ???
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Post by: Butch on September 16, 2016, 10:00:02 AM
Have you found the DVD remote yet?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 16, 2016, 01:09:01 PM
Isn't there an app for that?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 17, 2016, 06:38:49 AM
Isn't there an app for pretty much everything these days?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 19, 2016, 06:02:51 AM
Where's the app that makes me young and handsome again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 19, 2016, 09:06:21 AM
Didn't that app blow up when Larry King used it?
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Post by: Butch on September 20, 2016, 12:29:18 PM
They're making an inflatable Larry King?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 21, 2016, 06:53:19 AM
Isn't the original Larry King almost deflated?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 21, 2016, 11:22:05 AM
Isn't he self-inflatable?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 21, 2016, 04:55:09 PM
Wasn't he pretty much a blow hard?
(yes, that means he could self inflate)
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Post by: Butch on September 27, 2016, 02:54:15 PM
Is that how he's kept the Angel of Death away?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 30, 2016, 02:53:07 PM
I thought it was the grim reaper? 
(I guess they're one in the same)   ???
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2016, 03:46:53 PM
Why is he so bloody grim,
when it isn't him that's dead, Jim?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 03, 2016, 11:12:37 AM
Has anyone else recently told you you have such a lovely way with words, Master Wizard? ;)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 03, 2016, 11:18:00 AM
Did I not tell you to refrain from drinking in the morning, Miss Watson?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 03, 2016, 04:28:13 PM
Define morning?  (It's 5 o'clock somewhere, as the song goes........)
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Post by: Butch on October 04, 2016, 02:27:27 PM
Isn't that when you express sorrow for someone's death?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 05, 2016, 12:01:18 PM
So, you're mourning in the morning with a toast to to the Reaper, and that will keep the King inflated?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2016, 02:37:27 PM
Would you please pass the Jack, Luv?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 06, 2016, 03:35:58 PM
If Luv is making drinks, would you make mine a Rum & Coke?    ;D
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Post by: Butch on October 06, 2016, 04:03:08 PM
If you have sweet vermouth and bitters, will you make mine a Manhattan?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 10, 2016, 10:25:40 AM
Hmm...will you have the Bronx and Staten Island, too?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 11, 2016, 06:25:57 AM
Do those come with olives or pearl onions?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 11, 2016, 04:53:11 PM
Will those olives or pearl onions come with a hot pastrami sandwich?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 12, 2016, 07:00:56 AM
Anyone, besides me, getting hungry?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 13, 2016, 10:55:24 AM
I'm already there, okay?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 13, 2016, 11:40:50 AM
What are we having?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 14, 2016, 06:30:26 AM
What happened to my avatar picture?
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Post by: Butch on October 14, 2016, 09:32:13 AM
Has anyone noticed that avatar pictures aren't very filling?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 14, 2016, 02:06:06 PM
Does that mean James Cameron will make a sequel?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 14, 2016, 02:35:13 PM
Aren't sequels those sparkly things that Dolly Parton has all over her...um...wardrobe?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 15, 2016, 12:59:57 PM
Does she use expandable sequels?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 15, 2016, 10:14:48 PM
Would she not HAVE to?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 16, 2016, 04:08:03 PM
So, are Dolly's sequels all natural?
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Post by: Butch on October 18, 2016, 08:43:54 AM
All of them?  You mean she has more than two?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2016, 09:03:05 AM
Is this Dolly the Clone?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 18, 2016, 11:22:05 AM
Wouldn't that make her a "sheep-qual?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 19, 2016, 05:54:15 AM
Are you trying to make a baaaad joke?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 21, 2016, 10:11:06 AM
Didn't he succeed at it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 24, 2016, 11:34:14 AM
Is that success in the eye of the beholder?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 25, 2016, 10:43:24 AM
Whom would you like to beholding?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 26, 2016, 11:53:58 AM
What are my choices?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2016, 12:51:53 PM
Would you not think a wizard should top your list?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 28, 2016, 08:38:03 AM
Would there be any doubt?
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Post by: Butch on November 03, 2016, 04:06:25 PM
Whatever happened to that band "No Doubt"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 05, 2016, 11:46:26 AM
D'you suppose someone did? (Doubt?)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 05, 2016, 01:57:36 PM
Is there any doubt?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 07, 2016, 11:06:02 AM
Did you check the cabinet under the stairs?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2016, 01:14:07 PM
Isn't that where they keep the people?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2016, 01:49:10 PM
You mean Nosferatu is not in the cabinet?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 09, 2016, 11:28:43 AM
Someone appointed Nosferatu to a cabinet post?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 13, 2016, 06:07:27 PM
He's a blood sucker isn't he?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 14, 2016, 12:15:40 PM
Is that a prerequisite for the job?
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Post by: Butch on November 15, 2016, 02:15:34 PM
Is he a lawyer?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 21, 2016, 11:33:48 AM
Are you implying lawyers are bloodsucking cabinet members who live under stairs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 25, 2016, 09:56:40 AM
.....or, are you INFERRING it?!  (aha!)
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 28, 2016, 10:02:19 AM
Has someone been watching Perry Mason and Matlock reruns?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 28, 2016, 01:24:40 PM
I object to this line of questions....okay?
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Post by: Butch on November 28, 2016, 03:51:22 PM
Are you asking me, or telling me?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 29, 2016, 11:23:51 AM
Wasn't it the butler, in the pantry, with the French maid?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 29, 2016, 06:25:33 PM
Did either of them kiss and tell, and were there pictures? 
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Post by: Butch on December 02, 2016, 10:04:09 AM
How much are you willing to pay for them?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 03, 2016, 11:47:32 AM
Is that you, Master Butch, standing beneath the street light, wearing a trench coat and fedora?
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Post by: Butch on December 08, 2016, 01:14:23 PM
Does anyone else rock a Fedora better than me?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 09, 2016, 09:10:25 AM
Are you saying that you get stoned when you wear your fedora?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 09, 2016, 10:02:31 AM
Or, is he putting a rock in his hat for good luck?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 09, 2016, 11:54:18 AM
Does having a rocky hat sound lucky to you?
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Post by: Butch on December 13, 2016, 02:08:40 PM
Would a bowl of rocky-road ice cream be good enough for you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 14, 2016, 06:38:10 AM
Is it Rocky Road by Blue Bell?!
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 24, 2016, 12:18:05 PM
Hmmm...could you hum a few bars of that?
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Post by: Butch on December 29, 2016, 02:19:01 PM
You've never heard "Rocky Road to Dublin"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 30, 2016, 12:09:02 PM
Why don't they pave the road?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 31, 2016, 10:27:42 AM
Are you asking, "Why don't they do it in the road?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 31, 2016, 02:02:24 PM
Is that legal in your neck of the woods?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 03, 2017, 06:11:02 AM
The woods have body parts?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 03, 2017, 09:12:49 AM
Have you never awakened with wood?
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Post by: Butch on January 04, 2017, 01:53:35 PM
Natalie Wood?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 04, 2017, 05:43:20 PM
Woodn't that be totally grand (if she wasn't too bloated)?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 05, 2017, 06:39:56 AM
Isn't her sister Lana Wood still alive?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 06, 2017, 10:54:14 AM
Has anyone checked IMDB?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 09, 2017, 06:30:57 AM
Is there a box to check?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 09, 2017, 06:50:49 AM
Does IMDB look good in checks, or would stripes be better?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2017, 06:48:36 AM
Don't most of the IMDB subjects have lines?
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Post by: Butch on February 13, 2017, 09:46:09 AM
Did you know that the Brits call a "line" a "cue"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 17, 2017, 10:49:15 AM
Isn't that "cue" a "queue?" Unless they're playing billiards?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 17, 2017, 11:54:55 AM
Do you think poor old Butch may be queueless?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 20, 2017, 11:49:27 AM
Shall we take a number to make a guess?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2017, 09:31:02 AM
Why do I keep getting #86 out of only 5 possibles?!
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 22, 2017, 05:16:13 AM
Is the Royal Counter broken?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 22, 2017, 10:59:44 AM
Again?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 23, 2017, 01:06:03 PM
Where's a Chartered Accountant when you need one?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 24, 2017, 02:23:36 PM
Has anyone checked the lion's cage?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2017, 06:49:47 AM
What would a Chartered Accountant be doing in a lion's cage?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 27, 2017, 07:22:15 AM
Getting eaten?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 27, 2017, 11:50:16 AM
The the lion taming didn't work?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 27, 2017, 12:31:09 PM
What does an accountant know about lion-taming?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 28, 2017, 06:09:04 AM
Would that be so much different from the bulls and bears?
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Post by: Butch on March 01, 2017, 11:53:36 AM
Basketball versus football in Chicago?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 01, 2017, 12:11:01 PM
Have you seen what we are dealing with, with our Bulls and Bears in Chicago? ;)
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Post by: Butch on March 29, 2017, 01:29:49 PM
Aren't the Blackhawks going to be in the playoffs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2017, 07:44:07 AM
Isn't it too early to tell?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 01, 2017, 08:54:26 AM
Have you seen the standings lately?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 03, 2017, 06:22:31 AM
No, do those sit well with you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 03, 2017, 11:22:13 AM
May I say, I'm cautiously optimistic? At least, about a couple of them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 03, 2017, 11:39:14 AM
Is this about competition underwater basket weaving?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2017, 10:48:55 AM
Don't the reeds swell up when they get wet?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2017, 06:34:22 AM
Now you want to play bagpipes underwater??
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 05, 2017, 07:25:09 AM
Aren't most professional pipers underwater with their bills?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2017, 12:57:52 PM
Did you expect someone to pay them for making that gods-awful noise?
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Post by: Butch on April 05, 2017, 01:40:21 PM
If two pipers make a noise, what does one piper do?  Just annoy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 06, 2017, 07:10:27 AM
Picks a peck of pickled peppers?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 06, 2017, 10:26:15 PM
Will he play those?
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Post by: Butch on April 14, 2017, 03:08:51 PM
How do you play a pick?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 16, 2017, 12:59:19 PM
carefully?
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Post by: Butch on April 18, 2017, 03:34:11 PM
How do you gain experience if you're careful all the time?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 19, 2017, 09:40:22 AM
What?!? You want your carelessness to break your mother's heart?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 19, 2017, 09:52:01 PM
What happens when you don't listen to your Mom and get careless?  Isn't that when you poke your eye out?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 22, 2017, 02:54:40 PM
Are you asking me or telling me?
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Post by: Butch on April 25, 2017, 10:19:56 AM
Which one will make you listen?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 28, 2017, 02:28:16 PM
...beg pardon?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 03, 2017, 05:45:02 AM
Did you phart?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 03, 2017, 12:24:00 PM
Do I look like someone on Dancing With the Stars?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 04, 2017, 06:47:39 AM
Is that what they're doing up there??
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Post by: Butch on May 04, 2017, 04:24:50 PM
Where do they go in the day?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 05, 2017, 05:41:52 AM
The pharts or the stars?
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Post by: Butch on May 05, 2017, 11:41:28 AM
Pharts disappear in the day?
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Post by: neuromancer on May 08, 2017, 12:41:36 AM
Don't pharts light up at night?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 15, 2017, 08:10:53 AM
Would you use a bic or a match to accomplish that


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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 15, 2017, 08:48:55 AM
Wouldn't that depend on how gaseous one is?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 15, 2017, 11:24:43 AM
XD do beans or eggs produce the most combustible Pharts?


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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2017, 05:35:18 AM
Shall I conduct a scientific test?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 16, 2017, 06:56:33 AM
Will there be casualties in the pursuit of science ?


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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2017, 07:51:03 AM
Shall I assume that you have never been around me after a bowl of my chili?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 16, 2017, 08:28:00 AM
Perhaps we should warn FEMA ?


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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2017, 08:46:35 AM
Do you have their number handy?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 16, 2017, 08:48:52 AM
Can't one find it in the tome of seemingly endless numbers?


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Post by: RefMom3 on May 16, 2017, 10:37:27 AM
Should you just call them all?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 16, 2017, 11:59:15 AM
What if they don't take kindly to what you call them?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 16, 2017, 02:46:40 PM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Johnwolfe on May 16, 2017, 03:10:05 PM
Does your aunt Minnie call all the numbers names


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Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 17, 2017, 06:10:01 AM
Is she the one at 1-800-HOT-AUNT?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 20, 2017, 03:48:20 PM
Is that the service that delivers hard boiled eggs and the one duck egg when they fix your air conditioner?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 22, 2017, 06:12:43 AM
Did they legalize LSD in your state, RefMom3?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 22, 2017, 11:31:31 AM
Hasn't Lake Shore Drive always been legal?
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Post by: Butch on May 24, 2017, 04:13:59 PM
Isn't Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds a controlled substance?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 26, 2017, 10:10:05 PM
Isn't Lucy always having to do the explaining?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 30, 2017, 08:41:51 AM
Don't you mean the `splainin'?
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Post by: Butch on May 30, 2017, 09:29:57 AM
Are you going by the handle of "Ricky" now?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 30, 2017, 11:53:13 AM
Should we be talking about Ricky's handle?
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Post by: Butch on May 31, 2017, 01:27:53 PM
A handle of gin?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 02, 2017, 09:51:13 PM
Is that a standard measurement?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 05, 2017, 08:45:22 AM
How many handles of gin to a cubit?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 05, 2017, 02:57:28 PM
Can I even handle one gin??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2017, 05:28:34 AM
Are you being short with us?
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Post by: Butch on June 06, 2017, 12:11:09 PM
Is it Sloe Gin?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2017, 12:50:14 PM
Is it sloe because it's running out of juice?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw on June 06, 2017, 02:27:27 PM
Isn't being short relative?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 06, 2017, 02:30:04 PM
EGAD!  Have I cloned myself?!
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 07, 2017, 01:06:59 PM
Wouldn't you have noticed if you had?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 07, 2017, 03:49:49 PM
You mean, if both of us had?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 15, 2017, 05:10:14 AM
Wait...are you telling me you're short a clone, or you cloned your shorts, or you cloned a short clone?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 21, 2017, 12:00:07 PM
Did I say either of us were wearing cloned shorts?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 21, 2017, 12:22:14 PM
Does that cost extra?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2017, 09:23:27 AM
Wouldn't a clone be a "twofer?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 23, 2017, 10:26:51 AM
I dunno; should I ask him how many teef he has?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 26, 2017, 01:13:05 PM
The starter set or the permanent group?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 27, 2017, 06:39:32 AM
Does anyone have a bloody clue as to what we are discussing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on June 28, 2017, 10:28:01 AM
You mean there was an actual topic?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 28, 2017, 01:41:15 PM
Well, that's the question, isn't it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 03, 2017, 12:00:07 PM
Isn't that the point?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on July 13, 2017, 12:20:09 PM
Should we point?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 13, 2017, 08:43:54 PM
Tell me you're not pointing with your middle finger?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 14, 2017, 07:01:45 AM
Would you rather he pick his nose with his middle finger?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 14, 2017, 09:00:12 AM
Are those the only choices?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 14, 2017, 10:35:05 AM
Would you rather he use his index finger to pick his nose?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 17, 2017, 12:49:04 PM
How did noses enter into it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 17, 2017, 01:02:11 PM
You've never heard of the War of the Noses?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 19, 2017, 09:11:20 PM
Didn't Mr. Kleenex develop a product that could be put to use in this situation?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 22, 2017, 04:29:39 PM
Wasn't that the secret weapon in the War of the Noses, the Red vs. the Redder?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 26, 2017, 02:40:42 PM
But what about the noses that blue?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 28, 2017, 11:04:47 AM
Bless you?
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Post by: The Rabbi on July 28, 2017, 09:49:53 PM
But who would you bless?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on July 31, 2017, 01:20:32 PM
Are there limits to that sort of thing?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 31, 2017, 08:51:38 PM
Didn't a well known band suggest that we "Take it to the Limit"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 02, 2017, 10:54:57 AM
Would we need a "Ticket to Ride" for that trip?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 02, 2017, 04:59:44 PM
If you're "Born on the Bayou", does that make you a swamp rat?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 02, 2017, 06:34:47 PM
Would they then allow you to join the Mickey Mouse Club?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 03, 2017, 09:50:00 PM
Do you get one of those little beanies with the little plastic ears when you join?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 09, 2017, 11:12:04 AM
Could it be MM Club without the ears?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 09, 2017, 11:33:31 AM
Why are we talking about candy at a time like this?
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Post by: Butch on August 10, 2017, 11:14:14 AM
Plain or peanut?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2017, 11:37:14 AM
Is that some kind of nutty aircraft?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 10, 2017, 04:59:54 PM
Isn't that type of aircraft referred to as a puddle jumper?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2017, 05:12:28 AM
Having an issue with continence?
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Post by: Butch on August 11, 2017, 11:38:11 AM
Did that thing leak again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 11, 2017, 03:30:45 PM
Mine, or someone else's?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 12, 2017, 11:19:53 AM
What size diaper would a puddle jumper use?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 12, 2017, 02:45:28 PM
 "Depends" on how big a puddle the jumper usually leaves, right?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 14, 2017, 06:27:49 AM
Is this what is known as "bathroom humour?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 14, 2017, 11:18:05 AM
Are you laughing?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 14, 2017, 03:23:53 PM
Is my Aunt Minnie in the bathroom?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on August 14, 2017, 07:39:42 PM
OMG, what's that smell?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 15, 2017, 05:49:44 AM
Something die in there?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 15, 2017, 12:41:35 PM
Is my Aunt Minnie dead?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RefMom3 on August 18, 2017, 08:57:46 PM
Has anyone just knocked on the door?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on August 22, 2017, 11:10:47 AM
There's a door?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 22, 2017, 02:04:47 PM
How come "door" is feminine in German?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 23, 2017, 11:55:39 AM
And in French, and Italian...is that a problem?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2017, 06:42:31 PM
Even the door to the bathroom stall??
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 24, 2017, 07:35:41 AM
What's so feminine about a door?
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Post by: Butch on August 24, 2017, 01:15:59 PM
If you hold the door open for a clown is it a nice jester?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 25, 2017, 06:09:41 AM
Can I beat the hell out of Butch for that last one?
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Post by: Butch on August 25, 2017, 09:38:32 PM
Does that mean you're coming back to Kansas City this season?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 28, 2017, 05:29:12 AM
Does Nimue have to break an ankle again?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on August 28, 2017, 10:29:18 AM
Don't you want to experience AT LEAST ONE RenFest without a visit to the hospital?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 03, 2017, 10:35:45 PM
Nothing but healthy trips to Sherwood , right?

hint....hint
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Post by: Butch on September 12, 2017, 09:41:47 AM
Has he forgotten how to cast spells of safekeeping?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 16, 2017, 10:50:13 PM
Aren't you entitled to be a little forgetful when your over 800 years old?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2017, 06:32:59 AM
What did I forget now?!?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 18, 2017, 11:29:01 AM
...what?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: RenStarr on September 18, 2017, 04:41:03 PM
Would you mind saying that again?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 25, 2017, 12:39:57 PM
Did someone say "that?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2017, 04:13:12 PM
Since this conversation has degenerated so much, does anyone object if we return to the subject of sex?
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Post by: Butch on September 27, 2017, 02:23:40 PM
Does anyone want to hear Merlin's MONOLOGUE, again?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 28, 2017, 05:13:16 AM
Quote from: Butch on September 27, 2017, 02:23:40 PM
Does anyone want to hear Merlin's MONOLOGUE, again?
;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

Didn't your DI teach you the birds and the bees, Butch?  :P
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 29, 2017, 06:26:10 AM
Do you mean how to make a bee-line to the birds at the pub, eh?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2017, 09:18:58 AM
Do you really think my bride would permit my continued existence if I were to flock the birds?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 02, 2017, 06:30:33 AM
Are raven mad?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 03, 2017, 08:57:29 PM
Is raven sad?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Butch on October 04, 2017, 09:14:24 AM
Raven from "Teen Titans Go!"?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 04, 2017, 12:23:37 PM
Oo, did I post, "Are you raven mad" too quickly to include all the words, so that I'm easily understood?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 05, 2017, 01:01:16 PM
Too many martinis at lunch, Jack?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 08, 2017, 07:36:03 AM
Is there a direct correlation between too many martini's for lunch and ones ability to ask a question? 
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 11, 2017, 09:05:09 AM
Should we do a study?
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Post by: Butch on October 11, 2017, 10:29:19 AM
Where do we sign up for this?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 16, 2017, 10:08:13 AM
Do you suppose it's that very crooked line by the bar?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 16, 2017, 11:53:21 AM
Who are you calling crooked?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 18, 2017, 11:31:08 AM
Would you have preferred "meandering?"
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Post by: RenStarr on October 18, 2017, 09:01:33 PM
Shouldn't we meander up to the bar for a cold drink before making such a monumental life altering decision?
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Post by: Butch on October 19, 2017, 07:46:28 AM
Do they have O'Doul's?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 21, 2017, 01:31:54 PM
O'Douls, why not just drink water?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 24, 2017, 01:32:52 PM
Is that their new ad jingle?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 25, 2017, 04:04:04 PM
Do ads even have jingles anymore?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2017, 05:13:27 AM
What if they showed up with bells on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2017, 07:00:21 AM
I'm fine with that as long as they dampen their clappers, okay?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 26, 2017, 09:24:11 AM
Should they pee on them?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 26, 2017, 01:26:03 PM
For such a clamber, wouldn't you prefer "pee" to "peel"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 30, 2017, 12:03:28 PM
If that's how you silence the bell, would you hand out face shields before ringing it, please?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 30, 2017, 12:08:59 PM
Face shields?  Are those similar to dress shields?
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Post by: Butch on October 31, 2017, 11:50:44 AM
Do you sew them on?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 31, 2017, 03:51:13 PM
Shouldn't we just stand back and keep an eye on this situation? 


(Don't want to get pee'd on or stuck with a sewing needle)
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 01, 2017, 07:02:36 AM
RenStarr, aren't you being a bit stand-offish?
Title: Re: Answer my question with a question
Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 01, 2017, 07:41:07 AM
Do you think he may have exceptional aim?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 06, 2017, 11:44:37 AM
Doesn't that seem an extremely personal sort of question?
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Post by: Butch on November 06, 2017, 03:28:49 PM
Aren't we all family here?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2017, 06:22:18 AM
Is Bob your uncle?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 07, 2017, 06:29:43 AM
Is Bob a "funny" uncle?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 07, 2017, 10:22:44 AM
Funny in what way?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 17, 2017, 01:05:34 PM
A funny way?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 30, 2017, 06:14:41 AM
Funny - ha-ha, or funny - peculiar?
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Post by: Butch on December 05, 2017, 09:01:01 AM
Isn't Uncle Bob both?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 05, 2017, 11:07:56 AM
Your Uncle Bob, or mine?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 06, 2017, 03:56:43 PM
Would you like my Uncle Bob, too?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 07, 2017, 05:57:26 AM
Is he a likable chap?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 11, 2017, 09:56:32 AM
Are your standards high in that regard?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 12, 2017, 05:33:56 AM
Your Uncle Bob likes to get high?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 12, 2017, 07:57:01 AM
Is that too high a standard?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 13, 2017, 11:51:23 AM
Don't you love watching standards wave in the breeze?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2017, 05:41:44 AM
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 14, 2017, 07:10:27 AM
I've seen a lot of standards waived, have you?
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Post by: Butch on December 14, 2017, 12:27:00 PM
A man at the Standard gas station waved?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 14, 2017, 01:35:38 PM
What is non-standard gas? A pharte?
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Post by: Butch on December 18, 2017, 02:31:40 PM
Are phartes supposed to be chunky?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on December 19, 2017, 07:59:26 AM
(**BWAHAHAHHA** LOL, Butch!)

Are you getting too much fiber in your diet?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 20, 2017, 08:06:44 PM
If they're coming out chunky, isn't that a sure sign of too much fiber in you're diet?   :o
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 22, 2017, 12:02:16 PM
Is this conversation making anyone else want to have a drink of water? Or ten?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 02, 2018, 09:50:41 AM
What's a drink of ten?
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Post by: Butch on January 04, 2018, 01:11:35 PM
Is that better than 7 Up?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 04, 2018, 02:42:31 PM
Seven of what, up what?
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Post by: Butch on January 05, 2018, 10:52:13 AM
Are you playing with a full deck?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 05, 2018, 04:10:24 PM
What sort of deck?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 08, 2018, 05:37:33 AM
Don't decks fly south for the winter?
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Post by: Butch on January 09, 2018, 02:40:35 PM
 What do you mean? An African or a European deck?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 10, 2018, 01:07:55 PM
Who's a-peein' on the deck?!
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Post by: RenStarr on January 10, 2018, 08:52:20 PM
Do we really want to know who the public pee'er is?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 11, 2018, 06:59:57 AM
Why? Did you eat the yellow snow?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 11, 2018, 09:09:56 PM
I would prefer a Dinah Moe Humm, how about you?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2018, 05:26:07 AM
Would that upset Frank?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 12, 2018, 08:19:52 AM
Are you planning on interrupting him during his over-nite sensation?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2018, 11:09:34 AM
Isn't he dead, Jim?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 12, 2018, 04:30:45 PM
Well it shouldn't bother him much then, right Ted?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 16, 2018, 07:21:59 AM
Who the devil are Ted and Jim, Gordon?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 17, 2018, 12:29:26 PM
Have Jim and Gordon replaced Bob, Carol, and Alice in Ted's life?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 17, 2018, 12:54:10 PM
So, once again we are talking about sex?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 18, 2018, 06:34:33 AM
I hear that in Scotland, every Tom, Dick, and Harry is named Jack, is that true?
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Post by: RenStarr on January 21, 2018, 09:16:40 AM
Is that part of a kilt check?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 21, 2018, 05:50:47 PM
Should we ask someone who's actually wearing a kilt?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2018, 08:59:53 AM
Wasn't I wearing a kilt last Saturday night for a Rabbie Burns Supper, or was that my clone?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 22, 2018, 10:51:52 AM
You ate Robbie Burns for supper?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on January 22, 2018, 11:00:17 AM
 Ah cannae bull ya, can I?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 25, 2018, 11:28:28 PM
Be ye tryin' tae bull th' Wizard, Laddie?
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Post by: RenStarr on February 04, 2018, 07:54:07 AM
If ya upset the wizard and he turns ya into a toad, do ya liking eating bugs?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 14, 2018, 10:31:10 AM
Do you mean do I like eating Bugs Bunny?  (Sounds hare raising)
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Post by: Butch on February 16, 2018, 10:19:12 AM
Do you have pictures of this deviant behavior?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 19, 2018, 12:08:55 PM
Are you implying, "Pics or it didn't happen?"
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 21, 2018, 01:00:00 PM
Wouldn't motion pics be even better?!
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Post by: RenStarr on February 25, 2018, 11:52:46 AM
Is this going to be one of those situations where once you've seen it , no matter how hard you try............it can never be "unseen"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 25, 2018, 03:18:02 PM
You don't want to see the Wizard in all his naturalness?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on February 26, 2018, 06:18:19 AM
Would it be less worse than seeing you unnatural?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 02, 2018, 11:47:55 AM
Has it taken this long to ponder that question?
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Post by: Butch on March 05, 2018, 11:57:41 AM
Don't you think we were all dumfounded by that mental image?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 06, 2018, 05:31:54 AM
Speaking of mental, where's RenStarr?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 07, 2018, 10:26:29 AM
Could she be with Basil St. John....again?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 07, 2018, 10:50:03 AM
RenStarr, old man, is there something you forgot to tell me?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 07, 2018, 03:16:46 PM
Merlin, was there something I supposed to alert you about?

(Last week was all about getting ready for Sherwood, busy week for me.  Also getting info to Lord Gauwyn on Sherwood camping). 
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 08, 2018, 05:30:51 AM
Did you not notice that Jack Daw referred to you as a "she?"
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Post by: RenStarr on March 08, 2018, 02:40:53 PM
LOL!  Just doubled checked to insure the plumbing I was born with is still hanging, and it is!!  And I'm not going ask................anyone want to see?   :o 

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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 08, 2018, 03:00:27 PM
Are you nuts? ...or should that be "Are your nuts?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 10, 2018, 12:51:12 PM
Is it rude of me to have laughed at that as long as I did?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 10, 2018, 06:00:31 PM
Not at all, was that the best laugh you've had all day?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 12, 2018, 06:37:09 AM
My sincerest apology to RenStarr, as I cannot see gender when Photobucket no longer provides free pic display, will that do?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 12, 2018, 08:32:32 PM
No worries Jack, it made me laugh....... I hope you did also?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 13, 2018, 05:03:02 AM
Jack, you aren't going to ask RenStarr to lift his kilt, are you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 13, 2018, 12:58:48 PM
Do I look like somebody who pulls the tail of a tiger?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 13, 2018, 08:11:05 PM
Are you sure that's a tail?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 14, 2018, 11:21:18 AM
I wonder what the weather is like in Yellowstone today? 

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Post by: RefMom3 on March 14, 2018, 11:59:29 AM
Anyone else think the Cubs can get to the Series again?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 15, 2018, 11:16:43 AM
Do you expect to live another 100 years or so?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 16, 2018, 05:00:25 PM
Depends, does the curse of the goat still apply?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 18, 2018, 02:17:28 PM
When did I ever curse you?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 19, 2018, 08:37:55 AM
Are you referred to as the "old goat"?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2018, 09:14:31 AM
Isn't that what you were implying?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 19, 2018, 12:41:05 PM
Did you ever trot around with a gentleman named Sam Sianis?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 19, 2018, 04:44:22 PM
Is that the same kind of trots you get with a bad burrito?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 20, 2018, 01:11:58 PM
Is a burrito any worse than a large burro?
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Post by: RenStarr on March 20, 2018, 02:50:41 PM
Won't that depend on far away from the privy you are?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 20, 2018, 09:55:12 PM
Won't that depend on the burro?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 21, 2018, 10:34:50 AM
Didn't a polit-buro smell up most Eastern European countries?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 21, 2018, 11:54:36 AM
Is that the same as "danke schön?"
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Post by: RenStarr on March 21, 2018, 05:11:46 PM
Isn't that referred to as the poo-poo platter in the far east?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 22, 2018, 05:23:44 AM
Who do the poo-poo?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 22, 2018, 10:42:05 AM
Aren't most platters made out of porcelain?
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Post by: Butch on March 28, 2018, 03:06:14 PM
Did you ever drive the porcelain bus after a night of overindulging?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 29, 2018, 02:42:23 PM
No, because I thought I needed a commercial license, so I barfed on somebody's shoes instead, savvy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 30, 2018, 06:05:22 AM
Is this an appropriate time for a "Ewww! Yuck!" exclamatory statement?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on March 30, 2018, 09:12:49 AM
Would that help you achieve homeostasis?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 30, 2018, 10:34:38 AM
Would you prefer I barfed on your shoes?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 03, 2018, 06:40:12 AM
Would you barf on Bobcat Goldthwait's shoes instead?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 03, 2018, 10:37:44 AM
Shall I knit him a nice barf?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 03, 2018, 12:16:48 PM
Won't that draw flies?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 03, 2018, 12:19:47 PM
Don't you need a baseball glove to draw flies?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 03, 2018, 12:53:38 PM
Wouldn't a pencil work better to draw with?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 04, 2018, 09:34:51 AM
You want me to draw a baseball glove?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 04, 2018, 02:47:10 PM
Ever heard of Quick Draw McGraw?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2018, 05:21:57 AM
Who did he play for?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 05, 2018, 06:27:44 AM
Wasn't it Hanna-Barbera?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2018, 08:36:50 AM
Is that anywhere near Santa Barbara?
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Post by: Butch on April 05, 2018, 10:15:03 AM
Doesn't he only come once a year, and that's down a chimney?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 05, 2018, 10:53:02 AM
So, you're telling me that Santa Barbara cross-dresses on Christmas Eve?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 05, 2018, 11:11:17 AM
Are you questioning someone's holiday tradition?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 05, 2018, 01:56:51 PM
Wouldn't you rather have Senta Berger come down the chimney?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 05, 2018, 02:28:56 PM
Senta Berger, isn't that a drive-in chain in the far North West?
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Post by: Butch on April 05, 2018, 02:50:08 PM
Are you sure you don't mean Burgerville?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 10, 2018, 10:55:19 AM
Is it just me, or is anyone else hungry?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 11, 2018, 11:13:20 AM
Have a taste for anything in particular?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 13, 2018, 12:54:01 PM
How about some Haggis?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 13, 2018, 02:02:15 PM
Ah...has anyone else lost their appetite? ;)
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Post by: Butch on April 17, 2018, 12:44:56 PM
Do you want some ketchup?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 17, 2018, 12:48:29 PM
You would put ketchup on haggis?!?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 18, 2018, 05:14:11 PM
Don't some folks prefer mayo on their haggis?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 18, 2018, 05:53:21 PM
What if I prefer my mayo on a ham and Swiss?
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Post by: Butch on April 19, 2018, 02:49:24 PM
On toasted rye?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 19, 2018, 05:33:23 PM
Is that on the menu, or should I order it ala carte?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 20, 2018, 02:28:19 PM
Shouldn't you run that by Ala's husband first?
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Post by: Butch on April 20, 2018, 04:06:49 PM
Do you mean Mr. Mode?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 22, 2018, 03:19:02 PM
Is his first name Com?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 24, 2018, 08:45:16 AM
Isn't he more of an outhouse kinda guy? 

(not much of a potty animal when it comes to indoor plumbing)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 24, 2018, 11:41:49 AM
Do you know if he lives in Flushing, NY?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 24, 2018, 02:56:26 PM
Merlin, you want to put Virginia Mayo on some Swiss guy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 25, 2018, 07:41:18 AM
Is she the one who opened a clinic?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 25, 2018, 10:43:52 AM
Is the clinic in Switzerland?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 25, 2018, 01:41:26 PM
Did Swiss cheese originate from Switzerland?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 27, 2018, 12:03:50 PM
Is that a wholly serious question?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on April 27, 2018, 01:51:21 PM
I'm fondue Swiss cheese; aren't you?
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Post by: RenStarr on April 27, 2018, 03:06:41 PM
Do you smoke different cheese's in your fondue pot?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 30, 2018, 06:30:37 AM
Don't you prefer Zig-Zags?
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Post by: Butch on April 30, 2018, 03:51:30 PM
How do you get them to stay lit?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 01, 2018, 04:21:15 PM
Isn't the answer always more alcohol?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 06, 2018, 01:43:01 PM
Bacon, isn't Bacon always the answer?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 11, 2018, 03:07:10 PM
Sorry; what was the question?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 14, 2018, 12:49:14 PM
Something about pot, cheese and bacon.............wasn't it?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 14, 2018, 05:34:11 PM
If you add Jack Daniel's, wouldn't that be the building blocks of life?
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Post by: Butch on May 17, 2018, 01:10:05 PM
Aren't the "blocks" in Jack Daniels, simply ice?
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Post by: RenStarr on May 19, 2018, 07:59:08 PM
I wonder if anyone ever considered making Jack Daniels slurpee's?

(for those hot summer days at the 7-11)
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 23, 2018, 12:03:41 PM
Does Jack Daniels want a Slurpee?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 23, 2018, 12:21:16 PM
Does Slurpee want a Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 23, 2018, 03:22:18 PM
Is Slurpee another name for Icee or Frosty in disguise?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 24, 2018, 05:30:12 AM
Didn't someone say "Snowman is an island?"
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Post by: Butch on May 24, 2018, 11:13:54 AM
Was it Rudolpf when he visited the Island of Misfit Toys?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 24, 2018, 01:11:57 PM
"If a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less" - Does that mean that Europe is made up of a bunch of clods?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2018, 08:23:00 AM
Worse than the ones in Washington?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 25, 2018, 05:39:09 PM
Could Washington benefit from a truckful of Jack Slurpees?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 25, 2018, 06:51:31 PM
Do you mean Jim Jones Slurpees?
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Post by: Jade on May 26, 2018, 11:09:12 PM
Will it get here freaky fast?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on May 31, 2018, 06:58:35 AM
Is anyone  else here jonesing for a Jack Daniels Slurpee?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 31, 2018, 12:49:13 PM
You don't already have one in hand?!?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 02, 2018, 06:21:00 PM
Isn't it better if you have one each hand?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 04, 2018, 11:22:31 AM
Would that make you a two-fisted slurper?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 05, 2018, 01:22:48 AM
Are you jealous ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 12, 2018, 05:11:55 PM
Are you talking about louvred-window doors or windows?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 13, 2018, 12:55:01 PM
Are we talking about jealousy or jalousie?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 14, 2018, 01:51:57 AM
could it be envy instead of jealousy?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 14, 2018, 09:32:05 AM
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.  If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 14, 2018, 01:20:35 PM
Does anyone really know what time it is?
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Post by: RenStarr on June 15, 2018, 09:31:52 PM
Does anyone really care?  🎼
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 15, 2018, 11:09:16 PM
what kind of world are we living in
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 18, 2018, 06:28:51 AM
Do you think we may have slipped into an alternate universe?   (RenStarr, I figured it would be you that picked up on that)
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 18, 2018, 11:42:11 AM
You mean, have we slipped into the other leg of the Trousers of Time?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 18, 2018, 11:12:20 PM
who has the time for that ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 19, 2018, 10:38:19 AM
RefMom3, are you saying you caught me with my pants down?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 20, 2018, 11:18:37 AM
Merlin, who was changing clothes in the hotel parking lot?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 20, 2018, 02:36:39 PM
Don't I always change in the faire parking lot?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 22, 2018, 08:51:04 AM
Change into what, a newt?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2018, 08:52:05 AM
If I newt what it was , wouldn't I tell you?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on June 22, 2018, 09:43:59 AM
Does a newt talk?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2018, 10:44:09 AM
Is there something you need to discuss with the newt?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 22, 2018, 11:31:37 AM
Do you often have newt conversations?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 22, 2018, 07:34:28 PM
How else would I determine which newt is willing to sacrifice for the greater good in my potions?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 22, 2018, 10:58:30 PM
So you ain't newt to this I guess ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 01, 2018, 04:40:20 PM
Would a neutered newt make a difference?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 02, 2018, 06:01:46 AM
Is he a newly neutered newt?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 02, 2018, 10:47:37 PM
how is a newt neutered ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 03, 2018, 05:27:30 AM
Did you know newt neutering needs knowledge of newt knots near the `nads?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 03, 2018, 12:50:38 PM
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on July 03, 2018, 05:27:30 AM
Did you know newt neutering needs knowledge of newt knots near the `nads?

Can anyone say that three times really really fast?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 03, 2018, 11:12:56 PM
should I still be laughing at the newt nad comment ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 05, 2018, 12:55:38 PM
Do you have a photo of the newt nads?

(If so, laugh out loud!!)
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 06, 2018, 05:47:28 PM
Are neutered newt nads a laughing matter?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 08, 2018, 06:12:57 PM
Are there some newts that do stand up comedy?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 09, 2018, 07:27:12 AM
Naughty knowingly naked newts kneeling now, not needling no one?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 11, 2018, 12:27:45 PM
say what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 11, 2018, 12:50:14 PM
Must I repeat myself?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 11, 2018, 11:14:31 PM
what the hell are we talking about ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 12, 2018, 09:34:51 AM
Do you actually expect any of us to know?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 14, 2018, 09:15:07 AM
Do you really believe any of us have any idea about what we're talking about?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 14, 2018, 03:36:04 PM
Are we supposed to be keeping track?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 14, 2018, 10:39:01 PM
should we be taking notes ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 15, 2018, 10:38:18 AM
Are you proficient in shorthand?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 16, 2018, 09:21:02 AM
Someone playing with sharks again?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 16, 2018, 05:01:26 PM
Does anyone ever really play with sharks?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 16, 2018, 05:10:32 PM
Have you not been keeping up with the Sharknado series?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 16, 2018, 11:02:10 PM
is there a sharknado series ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 17, 2018, 12:05:56 PM
Shouldn't the next offering of the SharkNado series include Pirates?

(what say ye?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 18, 2018, 05:49:23 AM
Do they taste better than has-been sex symbols?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 19, 2018, 01:00:16 AM
sex has symbols ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 19, 2018, 12:43:12 PM
Wasn't aware of cymbals, but isn't there a big drum roll right at the big moment?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 19, 2018, 12:56:37 PM
Is that the part they call the organism?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 19, 2018, 11:17:59 PM
LMAO, whatever would we do without and organisim ?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 20, 2018, 10:34:15 AM
Synthesizerism? 

(Bring out the lady with the long fingers!!)
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Post by: Jack Daw on July 25, 2018, 12:38:00 PM
Is that anything like synthesizerhythm?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 28, 2018, 08:54:52 AM
Will we have an urge to sit back and have a smoke afterwards? 

(Even if we don't smoke?)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 28, 2018, 01:30:43 PM
What is it that we will be smoking?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 28, 2018, 11:06:11 PM
do you want to HASH it out ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 29, 2018, 08:14:30 AM
Would you PIPE down?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 29, 2018, 11:50:07 AM
You ready to ROLL up this conversation?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 30, 2018, 12:11:21 PM
You fellows having fun?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2018, 02:46:40 PM
Don't you see all the vivid colours?
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Post by: RenStarr on July 30, 2018, 07:41:10 PM
I'd be a whole cooler if you did, you know what I mean jelly bean?   8)
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Post by: Jack Daw on August 08, 2018, 09:39:53 PM
"Colours"? Are you a Brit, Merlin?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 09, 2018, 03:27:39 PM
I've seen pics of the Wizard in a Kilt, doesn't that make him a Scott?

(the Kilted Wizard!!)
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 10, 2018, 05:10:04 AM
Have you been checking out my legs again, RenStarr??
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Post by: RenStarr on August 13, 2018, 12:31:30 PM
Have you been smoking that wacky tabacky again? 
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 16, 2018, 10:58:57 AM
Is my Aunt Minnie in here?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 16, 2018, 05:37:24 PM
Are you referring to Ms. Pearl?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 17, 2018, 12:32:39 PM
Was there room in the stateroom for Ms. Pearl's hat?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 20, 2018, 09:09:27 AM
Wasn't there a hat rack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 20, 2018, 09:56:42 AM
Are you referring to Ms. Pearl's rack now?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 21, 2018, 01:59:28 PM
Did Ms. Pearl's rack catch your attention?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 22, 2018, 11:26:31 AM
Was the price tag still attached?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 22, 2018, 04:46:11 PM
How much?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 23, 2018, 02:15:34 PM
Hasn't Ms. Pearl ceased to be?
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Post by: RenStarr on August 24, 2018, 10:41:16 AM
Yes, but won't Ms. Pearl's hat with the hanging price tag continue to live on?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on August 30, 2018, 12:57:14 PM
Oo!  What was that I just sat on?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 31, 2018, 02:03:02 PM
Was it sharp?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 03, 2018, 10:37:32 AM
Was it alive?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 05, 2018, 06:14:29 AM
Was it....oh, I don't know....SATAN?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 05, 2018, 11:33:28 AM
Anyone else hear that ominous organ chord?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 10, 2018, 07:18:55 AM
Is it Bach?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 10, 2018, 11:23:22 AM
Why? Did you hear it again?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 11, 2018, 12:55:28 AM
was it something I said?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 12, 2018, 12:10:00 PM
Should it have been?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 12, 2018, 06:17:21 PM
Are you chastising the children again, RefMom3?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 19, 2018, 12:58:28 PM
Have you been reading this thread?  ;D
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Post by: RenStarr on September 21, 2018, 04:09:34 PM
Is knowing how to read a prerequisite?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 23, 2018, 02:15:11 PM
You don't know how to read a prerequisite?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 24, 2018, 10:46:31 AM
Would a requisite be easier?
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Post by: RenStarr on September 27, 2018, 10:09:16 AM
Would a requisite on a resume work?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on September 28, 2018, 12:52:27 PM
Do I requisition to request a resume?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2018, 04:54:22 PM
Did anyone mention lunch?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 01, 2018, 12:21:33 AM
what are we eating?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 01, 2018, 09:39:42 AM
and............what will we drinking?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 01, 2018, 01:13:46 PM
Is there a menu card to complete,...or a requisition?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 01, 2018, 05:12:01 PM
Is the Requisition similar to the Inquisition, and is Mel Brooks invited?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 02, 2018, 12:13:18 PM
If Mel Brooks is invited: can't we just drink beer, eat BBQ, and watch Blazing Saddles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 10, 2018, 01:12:28 PM
Wouldn't Mel Brooks just say, "I've seen this already!"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 15, 2018, 11:36:19 AM
Would that stop him?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 19, 2018, 08:59:42 AM
Wouldn't he respond with:  "Whut in the wide wide world a' sports is a' goin' on here!?"
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 22, 2018, 12:11:17 PM
Is Mel a sports fan?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 24, 2018, 11:44:37 AM
Is a group of cowboys sitting around a campfire eating lots of beans a sporting event?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 28, 2018, 04:28:29 PM
Would that sporting event be an amateur or professional event?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 28, 2018, 10:43:58 PM
Are we there yet?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 29, 2018, 12:34:17 PM
Where we going?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 29, 2018, 02:01:26 PM
Do we have enough gas?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 29, 2018, 05:54:46 PM
Should I make more chili?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 29, 2018, 10:58:17 PM
Anyone for Gumbo ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 30, 2018, 07:54:17 AM
Why not both?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 30, 2018, 01:23:17 PM
Because I'm easily confused, is Gumbo that homicide detective with the cigar, or that green dude with a horse named Pokey?
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Post by: RenStarr on October 30, 2018, 04:28:52 PM
I guess I'm confused also, isn't Gumbo a flying elephant that blows bubbles?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on October 31, 2018, 06:27:41 AM
No, no gumbos are what you get out of the gumbo machine at the drugstore, yes?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 08, 2018, 08:41:24 AM
I thought they flew out of the gumbo machines?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 08, 2018, 12:35:14 PM
Gumbos have wings?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 09, 2018, 11:40:03 AM
Are you thinking of adult gumbos or adolescent gumbos?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 12, 2018, 12:44:36 PM
Does one determine adult or adolescent gumbos by checking their naughty bits?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 12, 2018, 10:48:15 PM
Who put their naughty bits in my gumbo ??????
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 14, 2018, 06:35:31 AM
Wouldn't that be the crawdads?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 14, 2018, 11:16:47 AM
Is there a DNA test for that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 15, 2018, 12:42:46 AM
Doesn't ancestry.com test dna ?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 15, 2018, 06:47:02 AM
Does the Pope shiner bock in the woods?
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Post by: RenStarr on November 16, 2018, 08:53:43 AM
I suppose it wouldn't be appropriate is he dropped a few shiner bocks at the Vatican, right?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 23, 2018, 05:09:54 PM
Am I the only one who had to look up "shiner bock?"
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 24, 2018, 07:53:38 AM
Were you aware that there is a replacement algorithm in this forum that exchanges couth words and phrases for uncouth words and phrase, and that "shiner bock" is a replacement for that which bears do in the woods, and popes do in the Vatican?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 27, 2018, 08:48:57 AM
Wouldn't the Pope also do that in the woods if he were on a camping trip?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 28, 2018, 11:29:55 AM
Merlin the Elder, don't you know I believe ALMOST everything people I trust tell me?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on November 29, 2018, 06:27:17 AM
Shouldn't you trust, but verify?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 03, 2018, 11:55:34 AM
Don't you think that sounds a tad mistrustful?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 04, 2018, 07:55:37 AM
Should we trust Tad, whomever he is?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 04, 2018, 10:45:11 AM
Has Tad given anyone reason to mistrust him?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 04, 2018, 04:55:30 PM
Does Tad have a good FICO score?
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Post by: Jack Daw at Work on December 05, 2018, 08:59:04 AM
Why should we care what his dog's score is?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 08, 2018, 08:21:25 PM
Aren't you referring to the FIDO score for misunderstood and underachieving puppies?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 12, 2018, 11:44:35 AM
Is that set up by a FIDOciary bank?
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Post by: RenStarr on December 14, 2018, 10:34:03 AM
Isn't that a subsidiary of Massengill? 
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 14, 2018, 11:25:55 PM
Isn't that a douche ???
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 01, 2019, 10:26:54 AM
Is that a nice thing to call them?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on February 01, 2019, 10:29:07 AM
Someone getting personal again?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 01, 2019, 10:56:24 PM
Would you have it any other way?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 06, 2019, 10:58:57 AM
Personally? ;) Is is ok to make stuff up?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 06, 2019, 10:53:38 PM
Do you have something original ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 23, 2019, 04:52:07 PM
Has someone asked that already?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 23, 2019, 10:44:46 PM
how should I know?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 27, 2019, 10:59:51 AM
Aren't you in charge?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 27, 2019, 11:01:44 PM
who would believe me anyway?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 16, 2019, 09:35:08 PM
May I be the first? ;)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 16, 2019, 11:56:35 PM
can you keep a secret?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 18, 2019, 11:31:15 AM
Have you heard otherwise?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 18, 2019, 11:56:13 PM
Should I be surprised?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 20, 2019, 11:52:03 AM
Do you like surprises?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on March 20, 2019, 04:07:17 PM
Should I remain silent, RefMom3?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 24, 2019, 09:49:36 PM
Oh, are you seeing this, too?  :)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 25, 2019, 12:56:07 AM
who all is supposed to be seeing this?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 09, 2019, 03:25:31 PM
Are you sure you want to know?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 09, 2019, 11:12:41 PM
Do I have a choice?
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Post by: Jack Daw on April 11, 2019, 03:05:24 PM
What's with all the questions all of a sudden?
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Post by: mairead on April 12, 2019, 05:52:51 PM
Is it really all that sudden?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 12, 2019, 10:15:31 PM
don't we have fun with newbies ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 14, 2019, 02:55:50 PM
Who are these people?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 15, 2019, 10:13:59 AM
Don't you remember?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 15, 2019, 10:55:59 PM
could somebody tell me what the hell is going on ??
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 17, 2019, 11:40:40 AM
For any situation in particular?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 18, 2019, 12:44:03 AM
could you get to the juicy part ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 19, 2019, 10:55:37 AM
Juicy? Are you wearing protective clothing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 19, 2019, 11:06:14 PM
is clothing optional?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 22, 2019, 10:27:53 AM
Optional for what?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 22, 2019, 02:18:30 PM
Would you two get a room?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 22, 2019, 11:32:54 PM
Can't we discuss it here?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 22, 2019, 11:52:26 PM
do you really want to discuss it here ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 26, 2019, 10:38:18 PM
You have somewhere else in mind?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 26, 2019, 11:32:08 PM
Do you know of someplace discreet ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on April 27, 2019, 03:24:08 PM
Isn't dis Crete in the Mediterranean?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 27, 2019, 10:53:13 PM
does that sound con crete ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 29, 2019, 11:08:08 AM
How does con crete sound?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 30, 2019, 01:58:34 AM
would silence bother you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 01, 2019, 11:09:44 AM
Have I mentioned I'm a librarian? ;)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 01, 2019, 11:14:09 PM
You must read a lot of books ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 02, 2019, 10:55:14 AM
What gives you that idea?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 02, 2019, 10:59:55 PM
what makes you think I have an idea ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 06, 2019, 10:01:41 AM
Couldn't you ask Hamish in Lochdubh?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 07, 2019, 12:31:43 AM
could you ask Hamish for me as we aren't on speaking terms?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 07, 2019, 04:59:57 PM
Could you understand him if you WERE on speaking terms?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 08, 2019, 10:58:40 PM
Are you saying Scots are difficult to understand ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 10, 2019, 10:21:21 AM
D'ye no ken?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 10, 2019, 11:46:57 PM
Did I miss something??
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 15, 2019, 11:24:47 AM
Do you feel bereft?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 15, 2019, 11:42:28 PM
Is my behavior that obvious?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 17, 2019, 08:54:32 PM
What are you doing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 17, 2019, 11:16:53 PM
Would you really like to know?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 23, 2019, 11:42:24 AM
Should we put it to a vote?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 23, 2019, 11:48:43 PM
Didn't we just vote to not vote?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 29, 2019, 01:23:31 PM
Was that a secret ballot?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 30, 2019, 12:05:33 AM
what else could it be ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on May 30, 2019, 09:13:59 AM
Are you two plotting some evil?!?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 31, 2019, 12:09:48 AM
Who us ???? no way ....
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 05, 2019, 10:52:34 AM
Evil? I? How could you say such a thing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 05, 2019, 11:16:00 PM
who knows the beginning 5309 ??  :-X
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 12, 2019, 11:57:26 AM
What is 867 for $200?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 12, 2019, 12:50:32 PM
Can I buy a vowel?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 19, 2019, 11:49:19 AM
Do you have references?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 19, 2019, 10:35:23 PM
what's the matter?
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Post by: Jack Daw on June 27, 2019, 10:42:40 AM
What isn't the matter, by gum?
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Post by: Jack Daw on June 27, 2019, 10:43:23 AM
A verification code, now?!
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 27, 2019, 09:39:31 PM
wherefore art thou ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 27, 2019, 10:22:54 PM
Have you reached the Montague you were looking for?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 28, 2019, 11:09:03 PM
where can one find a Juliet in this day and age ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 03, 2019, 11:07:35 AM
Since she was only 14, have you tried Instagram?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 04, 2019, 12:13:12 AM
isn't  Instagram for the kiddies ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 29, 2019, 11:59:29 AM
Because of shorter attention spans?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 29, 2019, 11:36:55 PM
Is there an Instagram for adults to play with?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 30, 2019, 12:40:11 PM
Like Playboy.com?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 30, 2019, 11:59:15 PM
isn't playboy PG these days?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 31, 2019, 11:28:33 AM
Didn't the Playboy days of wine and clothes end this year?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 01, 2019, 12:16:24 AM
is it too much to hope for ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 02, 2019, 12:42:13 PM
Not a fan of the Playboy days?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 03, 2019, 12:45:19 AM
wasn't playboy considered pg compared to penthouse or hustler ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 05, 2019, 10:58:08 AM
Wouldn't you think there would be someone around here who could answer that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 06, 2019, 12:00:58 AM
Do you enjoy the bawdiness at faires?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 07, 2019, 12:12:46 PM
Could we change that to "Do I understand the bawdiness at faires?" ;)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 08, 2019, 12:32:33 AM
Do you need to understand the bawdiness at the faires ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 14, 2019, 10:29:32 AM
May I just stroll ahead to the music shows?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 16, 2019, 01:02:55 AM
May I join you as you stroll along ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 16, 2019, 11:55:51 AM
Is that where you were going?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 16, 2019, 11:58:30 PM
Does anyone know where I'm going ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 19, 2019, 11:21:57 AM
Does anybody really know what time it is?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 20, 2019, 02:58:40 AM
Did I just say that out loud ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 22, 2019, 08:58:07 AM
Did anyone hear you?  ;)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 22, 2019, 11:58:21 PM
Do I need to ask everyone ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on August 23, 2019, 08:21:09 AM
Is the volume turned up on this thing?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 23, 2019, 11:52:58 AM
Helloo?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 24, 2019, 01:47:58 AM
Anybody out there?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 26, 2019, 11:07:48 AM
Did you hear a pin drop?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 27, 2019, 11:47:54 PM
can you hear anything in all this silence ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 23, 2019, 12:15:36 PM
Pardon; could you please repeat that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 23, 2019, 11:31:05 PM
is it worth repeating?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 24, 2019, 11:03:27 AM
Had the whole class gotten it?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 25, 2019, 12:40:18 AM
Did we leave any behind
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 25, 2019, 11:08:55 AM
Whose behind are you referring to?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 26, 2019, 12:39:44 AM
Would you believe any behind ??
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 26, 2019, 11:48:11 AM
Has any behind ever lied?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 27, 2019, 12:11:21 AM
what would you say if I can prove it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 27, 2019, 12:50:19 PM
Is that something you really want to share?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 28, 2019, 12:56:49 AM
I should answer your question shouldn't I ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2019, 09:25:06 AM
You aren't planning on baring your behind soul, are you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 30, 2019, 12:56:17 PM
To whom was that slightly panicked-sounding plea directed?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 30, 2019, 11:23:53 PM
who's baring what so I can be prepared ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 03, 2019, 12:23:46 PM
What would that preparation entail?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 03, 2019, 11:20:10 PM
Would you blush if I told you everything ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 04, 2019, 01:00:26 PM
Would you blush if I showed you everything?  ** all I gotta do now is find it **
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 09, 2019, 11:42:29 AM
Would you care for some privacy while looking?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 09, 2019, 11:12:17 PM
would looking be disrespectful ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 12, 2019, 08:13:16 PM
Are you in a museum?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 13, 2019, 01:48:12 AM
Where is a good museum?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 14, 2019, 11:07:42 AM
What do you want to see?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 15, 2019, 01:27:33 AM
Would it be piggish of me to see anything and everything ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 16, 2019, 11:34:27 AM
So you're devoted to highly cultural pursuits?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 17, 2019, 12:42:19 AM
Does that surprise you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 17, 2019, 11:31:45 AM
May I be forgiven if I say I have no idea?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 18, 2019, 12:55:56 AM
Shall we continue this dance ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 18, 2019, 11:51:34 AM
Will you lead?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 19, 2019, 01:15:34 AM
would you follow ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 11, 2019, 11:52:15 AM
Will you be gentle?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 12, 2019, 01:20:30 AM
Are you the rough type?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 25, 2019, 10:53:39 AM
What do typing styles have to do with anything?
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Post by: anne of oaktower on September 18, 2020, 12:27:23 AM
Am I not your type?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 18, 2020, 06:55:28 AM
Are you a font of knowledge?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 22, 2020, 09:19:15 PM
Do you have a special font in mind?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 23, 2020, 01:53:55 AM
Do you think he would kinda mind?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 23, 2020, 11:31:05 AM
Have you reason to think he would?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 23, 2020, 11:51:55 PM
would someone answer a question ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 24, 2020, 08:01:39 AM
Don't we have to make sure it's in the form of a question?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 24, 2020, 12:00:08 PM
Won't Alex Trebek chastise you if it isn't?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 25, 2020, 01:40:13 AM
could you live back in medieval times ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 25, 2020, 11:18:56 AM
Is that an option?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 25, 2020, 11:34:48 PM
where's merlin ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 27, 2020, 12:15:52 PM
Has anyone followed the Jack?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 28, 2020, 12:24:19 AM
is that "of all trades" or Daniels?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 28, 2020, 01:58:58 PM
Is that a rhetorical question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 29, 2020, 01:00:42 AM
Would your rather be "always remembered" or "never forgotten" ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 29, 2020, 02:34:19 PM
Did someone mention Jack Daniel's?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 30, 2020, 12:39:16 AM
Is that your drink of choice?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on September 30, 2020, 07:39:15 AM
Is there another option?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 30, 2020, 09:26:06 PM
For whom?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 30, 2020, 11:57:13 PM
would you fancy a glass of wine instead ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 01, 2020, 09:35:38 PM
Merlin, and wine?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 02, 2020, 12:23:45 AM
doesn't that sound funny ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 02, 2020, 10:09:56 AM
Wine not?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 03, 2020, 12:46:44 AM
is someone wine ing ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 03, 2020, 01:01:13 PM
...and dine ing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 04, 2020, 12:32:44 AM
anything else ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 06, 2020, 10:00:04 PM
Do you want fries with that?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 08, 2020, 10:46:58 AM
Don't you mean flies?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 08, 2020, 08:34:21 PM
Which wine pairs with flies?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 09, 2020, 12:03:53 AM
Anyone in need of a fly swatter ??
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 09, 2020, 09:38:54 AM
Are flies white meat or dark meat?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 09, 2020, 07:42:17 PM
Could you tell without a microscope?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 15, 2020, 12:28:41 AM
What kind of microscope ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 18, 2020, 11:53:05 AM
Would you trust a fly by night piece of equipment?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 18, 2020, 11:26:11 PM
Is it made in America ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 19, 2020, 09:29:20 PM
The fly?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 20, 2020, 12:23:18 AM
What else could it be ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on October 20, 2020, 04:20:29 PM
Where did the fly land?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 20, 2020, 09:54:22 PM
Are you asking for latitude/longitude coordinates?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 22, 2020, 12:08:53 AM
is everything coordinated ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 22, 2020, 11:59:39 AM
"EVERYthing?"

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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 22, 2020, 11:58:46 PM
Who would doubt anything about everything?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 23, 2020, 03:14:05 PM
Someone who has been hurt?...or not?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 23, 2020, 11:43:08 PM
Don't they say "no pain no gain" ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 24, 2020, 12:52:34 PM
Don't you think "they" talk too much?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 25, 2020, 12:32:21 AM
You don't actually listen to them do you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 25, 2020, 01:38:07 PM
Are there enough hours in a day? ::)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 25, 2020, 11:01:55 PM
doesn't friday, saturday and sunday pass to quickley ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 26, 2020, 12:45:44 PM
In the midst of all going on these days, do Friday, Saturday, and Sunday even feel like themselves?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 26, 2020, 11:24:45 PM
I listen to medieval music while on my laptop checking out this site, that is ok right ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 27, 2020, 11:24:00 AM
You need to ask?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 03, 2021, 11:29:28 PM
has this thread been abandoned ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 04, 2021, 02:33:52 PM
Did you just ask a question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 05, 2021, 12:30:14 AM
How did everyone celebrate New Years?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 05, 2021, 11:56:56 AM
Wait...did we have that already?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 12, 2021, 09:29:31 AM
Are celebrating a new year or the end of the old one?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 12, 2021, 01:50:20 PM
Are the snacks different for each one?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 12, 2021, 11:29:36 PM
Are we there yet ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 15, 2021, 01:04:42 PM
Are you tired?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 16, 2021, 11:56:09 PM
Anyone thirsty?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 17, 2021, 03:41:24 PM
How far?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 17, 2021, 11:56:26 PM
What would you want for your birthday ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 19, 2021, 04:29:05 PM
From whom?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 20, 2021, 12:35:01 AM
Aren't we taught to love thy neighbor ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 20, 2021, 09:08:24 PM
Because we want them to give us birthday presents?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 21, 2021, 12:06:26 AM
who's birthday is it?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 21, 2021, 10:17:14 PM
Isn't every day someone's birthday?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 21, 2021, 11:43:06 PM
that was a good comeback wouldn't you say ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 22, 2021, 10:24:58 AM
Comeback? Had someone left?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 23, 2021, 01:07:54 AM
Does anyone listen to medieval music ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 27, 2021, 03:29:20 PM
If I love my neighbor, won't my Bride get pissed?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 27, 2021, 08:07:53 PM
Would she be willing to move next door?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 28, 2021, 12:05:59 AM
Is seduction that powerful ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 02, 2021, 07:14:14 PM
Shouldn't it be?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 28, 2021, 12:17:43 AM
Is this thread dead or alive ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 28, 2021, 10:27:57 PM
...Did someone say something??
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 29, 2021, 12:19:01 AM
is there an echo in this room ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 29, 2021, 09:48:21 PM
Which room are you in?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 30, 2021, 12:21:23 AM
where is the bathroom ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 30, 2021, 08:17:59 PM
Where have you already looked?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 01, 2021, 12:28:12 AM
Is looking really necessary ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 01, 2021, 10:26:34 AM
Do you really want to make a mistake in this situation?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 01, 2021, 11:52:51 PM
Couldn't I use depends just in case ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 02, 2021, 11:09:26 AM
Can they be depended upon to do the job?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 02, 2021, 11:41:54 PM
Have you used them before ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 03, 2021, 08:39:04 PM
Isn't that a rather personal question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 04, 2021, 01:09:36 AM
Did I make you uncomfortable ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 05, 2021, 07:18:57 PM
Was that a goal?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 05, 2021, 11:26:21 PM
Can one be forgiven ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 06, 2021, 09:08:07 PM
Is that a goal?  :D
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 06, 2021, 11:57:26 PM
Are goals obtainable ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 07, 2021, 10:54:40 PM
Does Merlin appreciate a dram of Jack?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on July 01, 2021, 10:53:32 AM
Does a bear poo in the woods?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 01, 2021, 01:23:45 PM
Would the bear have any other options?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 21, 2023, 04:13:08 AM
giving this a shot :)

If the bear did have other options, where then would he go?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 21, 2023, 06:46:55 PM
Would you argue with a bear in that situation?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 21, 2023, 10:58:26 PM
is the  bear grumpy
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 22, 2023, 11:13:06 AM
How can you tell?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 22, 2023, 10:02:39 PM
has anyone fed a grumpy bear before?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 23, 2023, 07:55:03 PM
Are you looking for feeding a grumpy bear on purpose or accidentally?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 23, 2023, 11:14:08 PM
If I said accidentally would that make me a bad human ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 24, 2023, 11:31:18 AM
Isn't "bad" a relative term?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 25, 2023, 12:15:26 AM
do you have a relative on good terms ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 25, 2023, 11:19:33 AM
Are you asking for a list?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 25, 2023, 01:15:59 PM
If I did have a list, would you read it?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 26, 2023, 12:44:31 AM
who wouldn't want to read it ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 26, 2023, 03:02:14 PM
are they easily shocked?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 26, 2023, 11:06:41 PM
would they rather be impressed ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 27, 2023, 12:11:29 PM
Is everything spelled correctly?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 27, 2023, 02:32:45 PM
would anyone even catch misspellings?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 27, 2023, 11:22:37 PM
Did I misspell something ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 28, 2023, 08:44:35 AM
If you did , would I be wrong to correct you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 28, 2023, 10:26:06 PM
Are you correct in your correction?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 28, 2023, 11:57:19 PM
could there be a lesson to be learned in getting corrected ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 01, 2023, 11:02:45 AM
Isn't that a purpose of correction?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 01, 2023, 10:25:39 PM
isn't there secret gloating from the corrector ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 02, 2023, 05:19:53 AM
Isn't gloating sometimes justified?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 02, 2023, 08:37:37 PM
Are you asking the gloat-er or the gloat-ee?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 02, 2023, 11:04:39 PM
would it make a difference who I asked ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 04, 2023, 12:33:01 PM
Are you asking me?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 05, 2023, 12:28:33 AM
Isn't asking and unbiased person the best thing to do ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 05, 2023, 04:50:52 AM
What makes you say or think they are indeed unbiased?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 05, 2023, 12:53:25 PM
Can you tell just by looking?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 06, 2023, 12:19:22 AM
is there any other way to tell ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 06, 2023, 11:36:22 AM
Have you tried a detailed questionnaire?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 07, 2023, 12:22:54 AM
what questions should I ask ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 07, 2023, 04:21:36 AM
do you have a list of very personal questions?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 07, 2023, 10:40:48 PM
whom should I trust with my personal
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 08, 2023, 12:33:37 PM
Someone who has heretofore proven trustworthy?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 08, 2023, 11:15:54 PM
Is asking a stranger for a favor considered taboo ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 09, 2023, 06:18:56 PM
Wouldn't it depend on the favor?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 09, 2023, 11:00:06 PM
would it make you uncomfortable for a stranger to ask you for a simple favor ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 10, 2023, 05:09:08 AM
When I do complete the simple favor will the stranger say thank you?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 10, 2023, 07:56:19 PM
Would politeness count for points re: trustworthiness?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 11, 2023, 01:19:01 AM
what about integrity, doesn't that count for something ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 11, 2023, 07:57:15 PM
Can a person look..."integral?" "Integretish?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 12, 2023, 12:37:54 AM
just what exactly do you look for in a person ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 13, 2023, 11:31:34 AM
Doesn't it seem a bit intrusive to look inside a person?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 14, 2023, 10:10:18 AM
Looking inside a person may be intrusive but are the results worth it?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 14, 2023, 10:32:49 PM
Is it normal to question results one receives ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 15, 2023, 11:17:41 AM
Isn't that part of the scientific method?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 15, 2023, 11:17:00 PM
isn't scientific less human
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 16, 2023, 06:31:44 PM
In honor of National Panda Day, do you know many panda scientists?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 17, 2023, 12:41:33 AM
how did you find out it was national panda day ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 17, 2023, 10:16:29 PM
You didn't get the memo?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 18, 2023, 12:41:58 AM
can someone send me the memo on national panda day ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 18, 2023, 11:34:32 AM
You mean for next year?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 19, 2023, 12:27:00 AM
could it happen sooner ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 19, 2023, 03:46:10 AM
If Panda day cannot happen sooner, would you be content with Grizzly bear day?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 19, 2023, 01:31:45 PM
Should there be a day for each member of the ursid family?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 20, 2023, 12:17:32 AM
isn't there a day for just about anything these days ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 20, 2023, 11:46:19 AM
Would there be at least 365?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 21, 2023, 02:37:07 AM
can daily life really be that simple , only 365 experiences a year ??
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 21, 2023, 06:15:33 AM
If we did only have 365 experiences a year, how bored would we get?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 21, 2023, 09:03:16 PM
What do you suppose the average number of experiences a year is now?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 22, 2023, 12:46:57 AM
how does one calculate life experiences in just one day ?
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Post by: groomporter on March 22, 2023, 10:06:23 AM
What if the sunlight "day" is months long at the north/south pole in summer?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 22, 2023, 12:07:04 PM
...plan experiences accordingly?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 23, 2023, 12:59:24 AM
what about an airline schedule to plan a experience accordingly ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 23, 2023, 07:09:35 PM
Has anyone wished you all a happy National Puppy Day yet?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 23, 2023, 11:46:23 PM
since when did they have national puppy day ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 24, 2023, 10:51:38 AM
Does 2006 ring a bell? But is that important when appreciating a puppy?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 25, 2023, 01:30:59 AM
how could 17 years pass so fast ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 26, 2023, 12:54:36 PM
Have you just blinked your eye?  ;)
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 26, 2023, 02:54:31 PM
why are my eyes now tearing after blinking them?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 26, 2023, 11:59:40 PM
did anyone consider allergy medicine ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 27, 2023, 12:09:45 PM
Or were you that moved by the puppy?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 28, 2023, 02:19:16 AM
Aren't we all puppy lovers ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 28, 2023, 09:26:51 PM
Could anyone not love a puppy?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 29, 2023, 01:04:47 AM
why are some people non animal lovers ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 30, 2023, 04:18:23 PM
Is there such a thing as puppy phobia?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 30, 2023, 08:50:02 PM
Don't you think that would be sad?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 31, 2023, 12:30:50 AM
who could be sad with a puppy ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 01, 2023, 12:31:07 PM
Is that an April Fool's Day question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 02, 2023, 02:50:02 AM
would anyone be fooled by april fools day ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 03, 2023, 11:28:45 AM
Is this the point when I raise my fool hand?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 04, 2023, 03:33:10 AM
what took you so long to realize it.
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 04, 2023, 03:26:00 PM
May I put my hand down now?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 04, 2023, 08:04:58 PM
Has that all been sorted out now?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 05, 2023, 01:01:23 AM
why am I still lost trying to figure out what the hell is happening
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 05, 2023, 10:26:25 AM
May I just quote my gps and say, "Recalculating route," and we'll trundle along?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 05, 2023, 02:56:46 PM
what if your gps takes us to a far away and remote area?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 06, 2023, 12:59:33 AM
who uses mapquest ????? it still hasn't gotten me lost yet.
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 06, 2023, 10:49:28 AM
Does anyone still use a AAA Road Atlas?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 07, 2023, 01:31:15 AM
does anyone know how to read a paper map these days ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 07, 2023, 12:24:52 PM
Are you assuming I could read a map in previous days?  :)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 08, 2023, 02:20:13 AM
are the aging population still wary of technology ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 08, 2023, 10:31:29 PM
which parts?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 09, 2023, 12:25:40 AM
can you offer a suggestion ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 09, 2023, 01:01:23 PM
are robots coming to get me?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 10, 2023, 12:16:58 AM
Who else would be coming to get you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 10, 2023, 10:49:48 AM
Is anyone taking requests?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 11, 2023, 12:03:34 AM
who else could save you ???
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 11, 2023, 04:23:26 PM
what if I don't want to be saved?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 11, 2023, 08:04:35 PM
Maybe you could wear a sign? or message on a t-shirt?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 15, 2023, 12:03:41 AM
what go would that do ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 15, 2023, 12:25:24 PM
Maybe prevent an unnecessary conversation?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 16, 2023, 01:01:24 AM
isn't conversation necessary for understanding ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 16, 2023, 05:41:59 AM
if the conversation is full of lies, how much true understanding can there be?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 16, 2023, 11:55:58 PM
what kind of company and friends do you keep close to you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 17, 2023, 11:45:37 AM
Well...the ones who don't mind being there, maybe?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 20, 2023, 11:13:58 AM
the ones that don't mind being there have gone away, who will be in their stead?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 20, 2023, 06:10:50 PM
Doesn't life just seem to be one surprise after another?
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Post by: Tamtaro on April 21, 2023, 10:40:51 AM
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 21, 2023, 11:33:52 PM
wouldn't you know right away if it's a bad thing ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 23, 2023, 10:31:28 AM
don't bad things sometimes appear to be sweet?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 23, 2023, 04:00:50 PM
Sort of like, "Beware Greeks bearing gifts?"
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 26, 2023, 05:47:41 AM
is it foolish and embarrassing to be tempted and fooled by sparkly junk?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 26, 2023, 11:04:17 AM
Isn't temptation the purpose of the sparkly stuff?
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 28, 2023, 04:57:50 PM
After giving in to the temptation, should I feel guilty?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 28, 2023, 07:27:15 PM
Don't you think "should" is a really big word?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 28, 2023, 10:41:24 PM
wouldn't you find "should" is very necessary ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on April 29, 2023, 10:33:00 AM
May I amend that from "very" to "occasionally?"
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Post by: laedyfaire on April 30, 2023, 01:04:24 PM
you may amend , but if the person is fooled by false gifts, do they reciprocate and return the favor?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on April 30, 2023, 11:07:52 PM
wouldn't etiquette rules apply ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 01, 2023, 12:08:30 PM
SHOULDn't etiquette rules generally apply?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 01, 2023, 11:27:09 PM
isn't it true that some people are just uncouth ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 02, 2023, 08:25:32 PM
Have you ever heard the phrase, "He needs a quarter's worth of couth?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 02, 2023, 11:32:27 PM
I've never heard that before, is that from the olden days?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 03, 2023, 10:58:15 AM
Can we describe "when I was a kid, and my mom said it about my brother" as "olden days?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 04, 2023, 12:11:46 AM
Why is it the olden days usually means the 60's or 70's ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 04, 2023, 10:15:42 AM
Do you mean the 1960s or 1970s, or 1460's or 1470s?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 04, 2023, 10:25:21 AM
was 1460 or 1470s were meant, was the music better THEN,  than the music of the 1960s or 1970s?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 05, 2023, 12:24:02 AM
Is there any way to compare the music 500 years apart?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 05, 2023, 01:55:01 PM
is there not internet and youtbube ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 05, 2023, 06:10:58 PM
Don't you love the juxtaposition of olde musick on new tech?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 06, 2023, 01:20:56 AM
I could listen to medieval music all the time, couldn't you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 07, 2023, 01:08:27 PM
Do you also enjoy new stuff played in the medieval style?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 09, 2023, 10:35:43 PM
I could come to enjoy the new medieval stuff played , couldn't you ??
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 10, 2023, 07:58:43 AM
Hi fellow players... I'm having an urgent health issue so won't be playing these for maybe a week?

Just wanted to let you know that and hopefully I can partake soon!!🙏🏾🙏🏾 have fun! Be back soon 💚💜
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 10, 2023, 10:47:46 AM
Take care of yourself, Laedyfaire; you will do so, right?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 11, 2023, 12:16:50 AM
laedyfaire you will be in my prayers. get well soon so we can play again :o
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 12, 2023, 08:52:33 AM
HI! THank you so much for the prayers and replies. I am home waiting for a cardiac procedure this coming Thursday. :'( .periocardiocentisis...so,biding my time...I am going to play until then...barring any emergencies ...trying to stay focused and positive.

Quote from: RefMom3 on May 10, 2023, 10:47:46 AMTake care of yourself, Laedyfaire; you will do so, right?
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 11, 2023, 12:16:50 AMlaedyfaire you will be in my prayers. get well soon so we can play again :o
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 12, 2023, 09:00:00 AM
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 09, 2023, 10:35:43 PMI could come to enjoy the new medieval stuff played , couldn't you ??

would you play new medieval stuff for us?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 12, 2023, 10:44:50 PM
Keeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I'm sure all will be ok. keep us posted!!!!!
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 13, 2023, 11:14:00 AM
You will take care of yourself, right?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 13, 2023, 05:03:33 PM
Quote from: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 12, 2023, 10:44:50 PMKeeping you in my thoughts and prayers. I'm sure all will be ok. keep us posted!!!!!

I will! Trying to now dwell and keeping myself distracted.Thank you so much <)
Quote from: RefMom3 on May 13, 2023, 11:14:00 AMYou will take care of yourself, right?

If I take care of myself, will many many renfaires be in my future?  ;)
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 14, 2023, 12:37:51 PM
Is a knight shiny?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 15, 2023, 01:03:46 AM
did they have metal polish back in medieval times ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 15, 2023, 11:12:38 AM
Don't the paintings of shiny knights suggest that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 16, 2023, 01:01:11 AM
don't you prefer chainmail over suits of armor ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 19, 2023, 12:21:13 PM
Wouldn't chainmail be painful to sit on?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 19, 2023, 10:31:39 PM
Do you own any chainmail ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 20, 2023, 06:48:21 PM
My daughter used to make it; will that count?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 20, 2023, 11:26:33 PM
could you show us some of her work ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 21, 2023, 01:20:39 PM
Since I can't seem to figure out how to share a photo, would you believe I can't?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 21, 2023, 11:10:11 PM
Lol, perhaps you will figure out how to post it soon ? Im really curious
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 23, 2023, 07:07:30 PM
Jeepers; while I did it before, I can't seem to figure it out now; is anyone able to give me a clue about uploading a photo?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 24, 2023, 12:32:49 AM
you wouldn't want my help would you, I'm as lost as you
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 24, 2023, 11:05:13 AM
Think we should start a club?  8)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 25, 2023, 11:21:39 PM
what would we call the club ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 28, 2023, 11:35:07 AM
could the club be called "the lost ones"?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 28, 2023, 12:39:28 PM
Should we all carry breadcrumbs?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 29, 2023, 12:07:19 AM
doesn't the internet remember everything ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 29, 2023, 04:34:24 AM
what would happen  if we run out of breadcrumbs or lose internet service?
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Post by: RefMom3 on May 29, 2023, 01:18:28 PM
Drop back 10 and punt?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on May 30, 2023, 01:36:14 AM
I can see we are in trouble right ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on May 31, 2023, 04:27:35 AM
now who we gonna call? Ghost Busters?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 02, 2023, 11:23:22 AM
Do you think we could call them?  :)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 02, 2023, 11:45:06 PM
would they answer ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 05, 2023, 11:47:15 AM
Do they have caller ID?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on June 06, 2023, 10:50:15 AM
Are you afraid they wouldn't talk to a librarian?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 06, 2023, 10:27:56 PM
Isn't that just ridiculous?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 07, 2023, 05:17:16 AM
Would a librarian engage with ridiculous people?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 07, 2023, 10:54:01 AM
Is a wizard wise?  8)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 08, 2023, 02:32:57 AM
who would happen to be a librairian
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 08, 2023, 10:43:52 PM
Would you believe I am?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 09, 2023, 10:57:31 PM
Is that really true ??
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 10, 2023, 12:45:32 PM
Would someone really kid about that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 10, 2023, 11:22:41 PM
Why do librarians have a reputation ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 12, 2023, 07:24:57 PM
For what?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 14, 2023, 05:09:39 AM
If you love books and love to read then isn't loving librarians automatic?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 14, 2023, 11:43:42 AM
Similar to the idea that if I love ice cream, I will love the Good Humor Man?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 17, 2023, 10:32:36 AM
is the Good Humor man handsome?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 17, 2023, 10:32:57 PM
isn't the good humor man fictional ??
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 19, 2023, 11:14:05 AM
Have you never had a crush on a fictional character?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 20, 2023, 05:24:29 AM
Are not all crushes fun
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 21, 2023, 11:29:01 AM
Especially on a fictional character?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 24, 2023, 09:41:27 AM
are there any better than Jack Sparrow or Aragorn?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 24, 2023, 01:22:40 PM
May I add Capt. Sam Vimes, of the City Watch of Ankh-Morpork in the Terry Pratchett Discworld series?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 24, 2023, 10:32:26 PM
who is embarrassed to mention a crush
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 25, 2023, 12:32:46 PM
What's to be embarrassed of?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on June 25, 2023, 11:14:44 PM
who fears rejection ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 26, 2023, 09:48:31 AM
If one is rejected, is there not a huge ocean with plenty of fish available ? ;)
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 26, 2023, 11:18:14 AM
Has anyone actually counted available fish?
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Post by: laedyfaire on June 30, 2023, 11:50:18 AM
If I count the fish what do I do if I find a real catch?
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Post by: RefMom3 on June 30, 2023, 12:46:40 PM
Never let it go?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 03, 2023, 05:24:20 AM
What do I do with it when it starts to stink?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 04, 2023, 01:29:55 AM
I say flush it
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 04, 2023, 11:47:04 AM
Is that safe for the pipes?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 06, 2023, 10:25:41 AM
If the pipes bust and need a repair person, perhaps I will find another handy fish?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 06, 2023, 09:48:53 PM
Don't they say there are many fish in the sea?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 07, 2023, 12:44:07 AM
yes, but arent there many sharks in the sea ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 07, 2023, 08:20:22 PM
Wouldn't they all be there?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 07, 2023, 11:42:32 PM
not when it's feeding time
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 08, 2023, 11:42:18 AM
Is shark feeding time in the ocean measurable by the clock?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 09, 2023, 05:02:06 AM
Why do some people find those many sharks appealing?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 11, 2023, 08:01:04 PM
Don't they say there is someone for everyone?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 15, 2023, 06:32:41 AM
How does one go about finding that someone?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 15, 2023, 11:45:12 PM
isn't online all the buzz these days?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 16, 2023, 10:26:11 PM
Is that what that noise is?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 16, 2023, 11:15:34 PM
Isn't silence golden
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 19, 2023, 12:27:04 PM
Can one actually hear silence, or is it just the absence of noise?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 20, 2023, 11:23:13 PM
I believe silence can be not only heard but felt as well woudln't you agree ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 21, 2023, 11:16:45 AM
Anyone else feel like listening to the Sound of Silence?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 22, 2023, 12:21:23 AM
isn't lonliness the biggest cause of depression ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 22, 2023, 10:20:49 AM
aren't there many forms of loneliness?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 22, 2023, 11:38:47 PM
how does one solve loneliness ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 25, 2023, 06:57:53 PM
Isn't that one of the $64,000 questions?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 26, 2023, 02:04:08 AM
Shouldn't that be the 100,000.00 dollar question ? asking for a friend
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 26, 2023, 04:57:36 AM
If you have 100,000 dollars would you use it all to find the answer?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 26, 2023, 09:54:27 PM
wouldn't I be a fool to use it at all ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 27, 2023, 06:07:56 PM
Did I forget to figure for inflation?  ;)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 27, 2023, 11:22:09 PM

what about taxes.....??
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 28, 2023, 01:19:47 PM
Will the calculations ever end?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 28, 2023, 11:52:54 PM
would you believe we pay taxes until we die ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 29, 2023, 03:51:15 PM
are any of us devious enough to cheat on our taxes until we die?
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Post by: RefMom3 on July 29, 2023, 09:34:11 PM
Would any of us lie to anyone?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 30, 2023, 12:25:58 AM
aren't taxes just for the rich people ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on July 31, 2023, 06:07:50 AM
aren't rich people exempt from taxes?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on July 31, 2023, 11:19:13 PM
don't they tax the rich heavily , they just know the loopholes
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 01, 2023, 09:05:05 PM
Anyone remember the line by Chico Marx when he said he had an uncle in Dallas, Taxes?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 03, 2023, 04:38:57 AM
hahaha...no but that's a chuckle

who doesn't love the Marx Brothers?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 03, 2023, 12:10:53 PM
Are you suspicious of someone who doesn't appreciate what you find funny?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 04, 2023, 01:08:26 AM
who would be suspicious, that would be a deal braker
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 07, 2023, 12:34:47 PM
if the deal is broken, does one walk away with a broken heart?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 08, 2023, 12:36:09 AM
doesn't it matter how much is invested ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 08, 2023, 07:45:59 PM
Can a price be put on a broken heart?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 09, 2023, 06:55:11 AM
Can the price of a broken heart be paid in full with love?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 11, 2023, 08:27:32 PM
Isn't True Love the best thing in the world (next to a nice mutton-lettuce-and-tomato that's nice and lean)?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 12, 2023, 12:16:32 AM
Isn't Jesus the best thing in the world (Next to creation of humanity)
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 16, 2023, 03:56:35 AM
Isn't Jesus the best thing in the world to many and aren't the trees the best thing in the world to others?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 17, 2023, 06:50:40 PM
Wouldn't it be interesting to see yourself through someone else's eyes?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 17, 2023, 11:44:07 PM
wouldn't it be nice to be able to judge someone else ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 18, 2023, 05:01:53 AM
what do I gain by judging someone else?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 18, 2023, 12:18:39 PM
Is Gain detergent still available?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 19, 2023, 12:59:01 AM
available time is usually so short with such busy schedules
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 20, 2023, 06:13:14 AM
I actually just ran out of Gain... should I try another brand?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 20, 2023, 11:57:44 PM
why not try tide.... they are a great brand
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 22, 2023, 06:06:06 PM
does tide leave a nice smell?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 23, 2023, 01:50:35 AM
would I recommend it if it didn't have a great smell
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 24, 2023, 07:39:59 PM
What do you consider a nice smell?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 24, 2023, 11:10:20 PM
wouldn't a nice smell be anything pleasing to the other person ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 25, 2023, 08:56:30 PM
Isn't that still a bit of a crap shoot? (Will you pardon the expression?)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 25, 2023, 10:57:48 PM
Isn't a crap shoot played in a casino ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on August 28, 2023, 05:22:11 PM
why waste money in a casino?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 28, 2023, 11:31:20 PM
can't you strike it rich at a casino ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on August 31, 2023, 08:31:07 PM
Have you heard that the house always wins?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on August 31, 2023, 11:24:45 PM
Is winning truly everything
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 03, 2023, 01:06:01 PM
if winning isn't everything, then what is ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 03, 2023, 09:48:39 PM
Everything?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 03, 2023, 11:59:46 PM
doesn't losing sometimes promote growth in a person. winning isn't everything
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 05, 2023, 10:17:35 AM
Why do some parents not teach their children that losing is part of life?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 05, 2023, 08:38:59 PM
The same parents who do their kids' homework, maybe?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 06, 2023, 01:46:31 AM
whatever happened to the good ole days of parenting ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 07, 2023, 07:04:32 PM
Is that a rhetorical question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 07, 2023, 11:00:20 PM
Why would it be a rhetorical question ? I only speak the truth.
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 10, 2023, 04:54:52 AM
Was there a perfect parenting handbook published about 67 years ago because if there was my parents certainly didn't read it .
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 10, 2023, 11:29:45 PM
how should I know ? I'm only 54 and not a parent.
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 11, 2023, 09:09:42 PM
If my kids are now in their 30s, is it too late to try to find that handbook?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 11, 2023, 11:18:12 PM
why not give them a bible ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 13, 2023, 03:42:51 PM
Quote from: RefMom3 on September 11, 2023, 09:09:42 PMIf my kids are now in their 30s, is it too late to try to find that handbook?
. Hahahaaa right?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 13, 2023, 11:31:00 PM
what's wrong with the bible ??
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 14, 2023, 03:40:32 AM
Did anyone say there's anything wrong with the Bible?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 14, 2023, 10:15:46 PM
Isn't "ha ha right" a show of disapproval for my comment about the bible ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 15, 2023, 09:41:52 PM
I think it was a reaction to my asking about the parent handbook; is that right, Laedyfaire?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 15, 2023, 11:41:43 PM
so what's new in everyones lives
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 16, 2023, 08:56:28 PM
In any particular area?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 16, 2023, 11:53:14 PM
wouldn't it be nice to start out with what we are thankful for ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 18, 2023, 10:03:30 PM
Isn't that a healthy way to start a day?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 19, 2023, 12:29:48 AM
How about prayers then breakfast?
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 19, 2023, 05:48:06 AM
Hey there...... Yes Ref mom.. my "ha ha right?"  was in response to YOUR post, NOT the lord argyl post!



after prayers and breakfast doesn't the laundry pile scream for help ?



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Post by: RefMom3 on September 19, 2023, 09:36:16 PM
May I temporarily drown out the laundry pile with another cup of coffee?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 20, 2023, 12:35:37 AM
Isn't caffeine wonderful ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 22, 2023, 02:14:20 PM
More wonderful than hot chocolate?
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 22, 2023, 05:03:48 PM
Without coffee and hot chocolate how dull would life be?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 22, 2023, 11:07:14 PM
isn't the way to a mans heart is through his stomach ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on September 26, 2023, 06:33:09 PM
Did that work for you?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 27, 2023, 01:08:26 AM
no it didn't , do you have a better suggestion ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on September 29, 2023, 05:17:59 AM
If that didn't work maybe fun times would ?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on September 29, 2023, 11:00:34 PM
something like TRF perhaps ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 01, 2023, 06:08:05 PM
Isn't there good food at TRF?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 01, 2023, 09:55:40 PM
wouldn't you just kill for a fried turkey leg from TRF ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 02, 2023, 07:17:15 AM
Can I kill for a hunk of fried dough sprinkled with lots of confectioners!
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 02, 2023, 11:19:09 PM
aren't you talking about eating beignets ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 04, 2023, 12:43:21 PM
If you call them beignets and I call them fried dough may I still have half a dozen?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 04, 2023, 10:06:20 PM
a dozen seems like a lot, but who am i to say whats a lot
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 07, 2023, 05:16:54 AM
I said half a dozen m'lord....but now that you have said a dozen , me thinks a dozen would be better if they can be stored in the freezer?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 07, 2023, 11:39:26 PM
I store a loaf of bread in the freezer so why not beignets ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 10, 2023, 07:49:09 PM
May I suggest a basic 'net search, when you ask that immortal question: Can you freeze beignets?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 12, 2023, 06:44:23 PM
After freezing enough beignets to keep one happy, will there be room for the frozen peas?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 12, 2023, 11:22:50 PM
will the beignets taste fresh after being frozen ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 13, 2023, 07:48:31 PM
Will the peas absorb any of the goodness of the beignets?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 13, 2023, 10:15:58 PM
couldn't we hope for that ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 14, 2023, 09:13:26 PM
You are intrigued by pea-flavored beignets?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 15, 2023, 12:00:09 AM
Oh hell no, I couldn't do pea flavored beignets , could you ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 16, 2023, 04:51:39 AM
Pea flavored beignets perhaps, not but leftover frozen birthday cake perhaps might be a go?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 16, 2023, 12:11:17 PM
Is there ever leftover birthday cake?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 16, 2023, 11:58:55 PM
who eats wedding cake after a 1 year anniversary ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 17, 2023, 07:15:52 PM
Are you asking for a show of hands? or forks?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 17, 2023, 10:29:25 PM
wouldn't you prefer a spoon then ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 19, 2023, 09:34:22 PM
Do you think you could eat a year-old cake that's been frozen with a spoon?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 19, 2023, 11:16:20 PM
I guess I would say fork it then wouldn't you ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 20, 2023, 02:51:55 PM
If we do say fork it for cake then isn't candy the way to go  this time of year?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 20, 2023, 11:03:24 PM
do you like candy corn for halloween ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 21, 2023, 10:04:31 PM
Do you understand why people have such vehemently expressed feelings about candy corn?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 21, 2023, 11:39:02 PM
could it be the taste or sugar content ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on October 24, 2023, 04:00:36 PM
Shouldn't Halloween candy be heavy on the sugar?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 24, 2023, 07:49:25 PM
Isn't that what the Great Pumpkin would want?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 25, 2023, 09:33:08 PM
doesn't a dentist look forward to halloween treats and new patients ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 26, 2023, 04:36:47 PM
Isn't it a common supposition that they hand out toothbrushes for Halloween?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 26, 2023, 10:17:32 PM
isn't it better to hand out toothbrushes for halloween than condoms ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 27, 2023, 09:40:23 PM
Gracious; is that a "thing?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 27, 2023, 11:19:07 PM
wouldn't gracious be an act of kindness ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 29, 2023, 01:43:12 PM
In addition to being a polite exclamation?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on October 30, 2023, 12:23:21 AM
wouldn't any definition do ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on October 31, 2023, 12:52:10 PM
Doesn't the definition depend on what you're defining?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 01, 2023, 12:58:39 PM
By defining a word don't we become more knowledgeable?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 01, 2023, 02:47:38 PM
Anyone remember the quote: "When I use a word, it means what I want it to mean?"
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 08, 2023, 04:37:44 AM
Is it a magic trick to make words mean whatever you want them to mean and for others to believe in them?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 08, 2023, 11:07:22 PM
is it possible to make dreams come true
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 09, 2023, 06:01:28 PM
Should you be asking Disney princesses about that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 09, 2023, 10:56:50 PM
who is disney's princess?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 11, 2023, 04:54:46 PM
Snow White singing "Once Upon a Dream?" Or Cinderella singing that "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 11, 2023, 11:17:06 PM
who would have guessed I would be so disney ignorant ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 12, 2023, 12:52:51 PM
Is being Disney ignorant contagious?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 12, 2023, 10:03:39 PM
should I read a disney travel guide to be educated ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 16, 2023, 05:22:08 AM
What would be the price of the guide?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 16, 2023, 07:07:29 PM
Do you have a library card, so you could borrow one for free?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 16, 2023, 11:47:26 PM
wouldn't it be free on the internet using google ?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on November 17, 2023, 04:03:32 PM
How would you get to meet RefMom3, the lovely librarian, if you were just Googling?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 17, 2023, 11:35:11 PM
Would refmom3 be on any dating sites ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 19, 2023, 02:26:24 PM
Why would I do that to some nice, unsuspecting fella?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 21, 2023, 01:16:00 AM
dating sites aren't all that bad are they ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 21, 2023, 08:36:30 PM
Is one experience too small a sample size?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 21, 2023, 10:54:01 PM
what happens if you have more than one bad experience for a sample size ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 22, 2023, 10:43:34 AM
...you might want to rethink some life choices?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 22, 2023, 11:50:07 PM
Aren't life choices the hardest thing to make?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 24, 2023, 05:09:52 AM
When a hard life choice is made can we get a reward for that ?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 24, 2023, 11:06:59 PM
Isn't it best to avoid hard life choices ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 25, 2023, 08:22:03 PM
Is a hard-learned lesson a successful lesson?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 27, 2023, 01:32:13 AM
Is it true no pain no gain?
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Post by: laedyfaire on November 27, 2023, 12:30:46 PM
After the pain of my gain may I indulge in a massage?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 27, 2023, 08:26:49 PM
Would anyone dare disagree?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 28, 2023, 12:39:23 AM
would that be therapeudic or sensual ??
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 28, 2023, 08:51:17 PM
Isn't that a personal matter between you and the therapist?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 28, 2023, 10:59:30 PM
Is massage therapy covered by insurance?
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Post by: RefMom3 on November 30, 2023, 06:45:04 PM
Have you called your insurance to check?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on November 30, 2023, 10:59:39 PM
would an insurance app be more informative ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 03, 2023, 05:00:54 AM
If the insurance app is down, is it worth laying out the cost in hopes of reimbursement?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 03, 2023, 10:56:20 PM
Aren't reimbursments few and far between ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 04, 2023, 11:13:11 AM
What other things are "few and far between?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 05, 2023, 12:31:33 AM
would it be true to say peaceful protests are few and far between ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 05, 2023, 10:11:14 PM
May I peacefully protest against having to go back to work after vacation?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 06, 2023, 11:31:30 AM
why would anyone desire to go back to work after vacation
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 08, 2023, 11:09:38 AM
To continue getting paid?  :)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 08, 2023, 11:22:33 PM
isn't money the root of all evil ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 10, 2023, 10:38:05 AM
Wouldn't many like to hold back on sharing the root of all evil so has to have more for themselves?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 10, 2023, 03:36:09 PM
Anyone else remember the part in It's a Wonderful Life when Jimmy Stewart tells Clarence that "money is pretty useful down here!"?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 10, 2023, 10:38:59 PM
Am I the only one that didn't understand ladyfaires question ?????????
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 11, 2023, 11:31:26 AM
About holding back sharing money?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 12, 2023, 12:41:06 AM
why am I so confused
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 12, 2023, 08:10:59 PM
Shall we change the subject?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 12, 2023, 10:12:39 PM
what subject do you prefer ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 13, 2023, 10:08:24 PM
How do you think the Cubs will do this year?  8)
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 14, 2023, 11:10:42 PM
are you a cubs fan?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 15, 2023, 10:04:15 PM
Oh, dear; does it show?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 15, 2023, 11:23:30 PM
based on your post couldn't it be more apparent ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 17, 2023, 05:26:36 AM
Sorry for any confusion 😂 it was a tough question to answer with a question

If RefMom3 loves the Cubs does the Lord have a favorite team?

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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 17, 2023, 10:35:33 PM
Wouldn't the Lord love all teams?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 17, 2023, 10:36:58 PM
Wouldn't the Lord love all teams?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 18, 2023, 11:55:08 AM
Would the Lord maybe like Notre Dame?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 19, 2023, 02:05:19 PM
 Since I was referring to the Lord  Argyl of Lochdubh, would he love Notre Dame?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 19, 2023, 11:15:52 PM
How could I love Notre Dame when I am a die hard LSU fan?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 21, 2023, 06:07:45 PM
Do die hard LSU fans cheer with much enthusiasm?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 21, 2023, 06:37:05 PM
How much is "much?"
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 21, 2023, 10:51:23 PM
haven't you seen death valley tiger stadium and it's fans ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 23, 2023, 09:41:45 PM
No; are they too much?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 24, 2023, 09:05:35 PM
is there such a thing as too much?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 25, 2023, 05:40:28 PM
If it gets too much can I use earplugs?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 25, 2023, 09:47:52 PM
can stadium noise get that loud to need earplugs ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 26, 2023, 08:32:56 PM
PARDON; WHAT?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 26, 2023, 11:08:49 PM
can you take out your earplugs ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on December 28, 2023, 07:56:51 PM
CAN I, or WILL I? Did anyone else ever had a teacher who would say that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 28, 2023, 11:58:10 PM
has anyone heard "you are either unwilling or unable ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 29, 2023, 04:06:03 PM
If I am unable would I be willing?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 29, 2023, 11:47:39 PM
would you be willing or could you be willing ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on December 31, 2023, 09:56:26 AM
If I am willing, would it be worth my while?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on December 31, 2023, 11:36:53 PM
wouldn't you like to know ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 01, 2024, 12:00:12 PM
Is anyone else's head spinning?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 01, 2024, 10:36:08 PM
are the posts that mind boggling that it would cause you head to spin ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 03, 2024, 04:45:54 AM
my mind AND body are spinning, where do I land?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 03, 2024, 12:06:48 PM
Can you see the landing lights, Laedyfaire?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 04, 2024, 10:14:30 PM
are the landing lights even on ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 07, 2024, 04:32:24 AM
Where to go to buy new lights?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 07, 2024, 04:50:43 PM
How many lights would a woodchuck light if a woodchuck could light lights?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 07, 2024, 09:39:26 PM
Is that a trick question?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 07, 2024, 11:45:39 PM
are trick questions even allowed in here ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 09, 2024, 10:17:21 AM
If I answer a trick question do I get a treat?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 09, 2024, 07:08:48 PM
Has any question ever been answered here?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 09, 2024, 10:45:51 PM
how could it get answered here with just questions ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 10, 2024, 03:34:45 AM
Isn't the thread "Answer my question with a question"?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 10, 2024, 10:05:21 PM
how could we revive that thread ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 10, 2024, 10:17:50 PM
Is this the Socratic Method of answering questions?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 11, 2024, 04:36:56 AM
Is this the thread that confuses?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 11, 2024, 08:06:12 PM
Is "cheerfully and frequently" a good description of that?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 11, 2024, 11:45:15 PM
who would know?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 13, 2024, 05:04:04 AM
Would not the good folk who who are answering these questions know?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 14, 2024, 12:17:32 AM
how would you find these good folk to ask a question ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 16, 2024, 04:30:52 PM
Would they be willing to give me addresses?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 16, 2024, 10:05:30 PM
Email or physical?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 17, 2024, 12:06:39 AM
would it really matter which one ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 17, 2024, 10:52:39 PM
Would you want to give anyone your physical address?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 19, 2024, 12:12:08 AM
why should i fear the unknown ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 19, 2024, 05:31:34 AM
Are unknown surprises fun?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 19, 2024, 07:44:33 PM
Don't you think "fun" is a relative term?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 20, 2024, 12:49:46 AM
wouldn't "fun" be circumstantial
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 20, 2024, 04:20:15 AM
Are fun circumstances planned or spontaneous, or both?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 20, 2024, 11:52:58 PM
wouldn't luck be a factor in spontaneous fun circumstances ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 21, 2024, 11:54:04 PM
Wouldn't it have to be?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 22, 2024, 05:17:26 AM
If luck is a factor in spontaneous fun should I oft carry a supposedly "lucky charm"?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 23, 2024, 01:03:13 AM
do you believe in lucky charms ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 23, 2024, 03:02:53 PM
The tokens or cereal?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 24, 2024, 10:27:29 PM
who knew cereal could be lucky?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 24, 2024, 10:28:49 PM
The ones that are Magically Delicious?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 25, 2024, 04:09:45 AM
Is the leprechaun still the spokesman? 😂
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 26, 2024, 12:16:09 AM
do they still advertise on tv ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 28, 2024, 10:56:12 PM
Where can we tune in for the answers to these and other questions?
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Post by: laedyfaire on January 29, 2024, 04:59:54 AM
Can the leprechaun, and others,  be found on YouTube?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on January 30, 2024, 02:11:33 AM
why not try google ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on January 30, 2024, 09:50:38 PM
True...don't we always?
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Post by: Merlin the Elder on January 31, 2024, 06:22:27 PM
The everlasting question remains... How much wood WOULD a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck COULD chuck wood?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 01, 2024, 09:28:26 PM
Where have you been, O Wizard?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 02, 2024, 11:30:16 PM
has be been on the dreaded facebook ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 04, 2024, 02:03:07 PM
Will Merlin the Elder let us know?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 04, 2024, 08:01:53 PM
Has he disappeared once again?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 07, 2024, 09:38:24 AM
Could he be out and about making magic?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 07, 2024, 10:44:20 PM
Is a pirate a scurvy rapscallion?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 08, 2024, 11:22:10 PM
don't pirates pillage as they travel
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 11, 2024, 12:39:45 PM
Has there been any recently reported pillaged towns ?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 12, 2024, 12:36:14 AM
do modern day city homicides count as pilages ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 12, 2024, 10:12:21 PM
Isn't pillaging more akin to widespread theft?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 16, 2024, 05:08:00 PM
When the town was pillaged  was there anything left?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 16, 2024, 10:42:45 PM
Is there modern day pillaging ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 20, 2024, 09:31:10 PM
Haven't you watched kids raid their Easter baskets on Easter morning?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 21, 2024, 05:06:21 AM
How many of those little raiders end up with sore tummies?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 21, 2024, 11:30:18 PM
how many get tooth cavities due to all the sugar
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 22, 2024, 06:28:42 PM
In round numbers?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 25, 2024, 09:46:33 AM
When rounding off those numbers do baby teeth count ?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 25, 2024, 10:58:29 PM
what about percentages instead ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 26, 2024, 11:33:21 AM
you mean...MATH?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 28, 2024, 01:20:24 AM
isn't math so important ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on February 28, 2024, 07:50:36 AM
Why can't I grasp this very important subject?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on February 28, 2024, 11:05:02 PM
what seems to be baffling you ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on February 29, 2024, 08:14:05 PM
...much of it?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 01, 2024, 11:40:50 PM
why such a short response ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 04, 2024, 06:10:00 AM
Mayhap the dear Laedy RefMom3 is a bit miffed by mathematical equations such as myself?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 05, 2024, 08:21:23 PM
Would you believe that one of the greatest sorrows of my educational life is my inability to get math?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 05, 2024, 11:40:16 PM
would you believe there is a vast majority of people who don't get math ?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 07, 2024, 11:24:45 AM
You mean...higher numbers?  8)
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 08, 2024, 04:42:11 AM
Is that vast majority relying on calculators to figure those higher numbers?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 08, 2024, 02:51:52 PM
Aren't we all confident in that assumption?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 09, 2024, 12:10:52 AM
why rely on assumptions ?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 15, 2024, 05:52:36 AM
Are assumptions ever reliable?
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Post by: Lord Argyl of Lochdubh on March 16, 2024, 11:27:54 PM
don't you know assumptions are a gamble
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 17, 2024, 01:26:13 PM
Don't we remember what happens when we weed puller U Me?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 20, 2024, 04:16:37 AM
does this assumption make my
a.. look good ? :)
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 21, 2024, 10:31:23 PM
Lol, what did I do to mess up a comment? May I be forgiven?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 22, 2024, 11:59:45 AM
Isn't it easy to forgive a lovely Laedy such as RefMom3?
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Post by: RefMom3 on March 26, 2024, 09:15:59 PM
Aww...can you tell I'm blushing?
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Post by: laedyfaire on March 28, 2024, 04:17:23 AM
isn't a natural blush much more pretty than the makeup type?