As Royal Peep Slayer, I believe that I should restart the thread formerly called "Kill the Peeps". To this thread, add anything of interest to the Knights of FOKTOP and keep our Queen apprised of the progress of the war against those sticky, sugary menaces.
To begin, here is what started it all the first time, that most dastardly (and totally hilarious) remake of "The Lord of the Rings": http://www.lordofthepeeps.com/index.html
Let the obliteration of Peeps commence.
FOKTOP-
FELLOWSHIP OF KNIGHTS TO OBLITERATE PEEPS!
Join today! Your Queen needs you!
Kill the evil peeps!
Huzzah for FOKTOP!!!!
Down with peeps!!
Victory will be ours!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/piekkola/peep5a.jpg)
People
Enjoying
Excessively
Processed
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FOKTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Death to the PEEPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will surely use all of my powers for good, to rid the world of peeps in any form that I find them. No matter the Bright Holiday colors I will not be distracted from their demolition or is that digestion, either way they will not threaten another while I draw breath.
That photo made my day! HUZZAH! Grammercy DB. Photos of death and torture of evil peeps welcome here!
Alas! To think we once had over 200 pages devoted to the killing of peeps! FOKTOP shall be victorious!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on May 13, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
That photo made my day! HUZZAH! Grammercy DB. Photos of death and torture of evil peeps welcome here!
Alas! To think we once had over 200 pages devoted to the killing of peeps! FOKTOP shall be victorious!
Anything to rally the troops, your Majesty! ;D
(http://www.rensites.com/124515-1/peep7.jpg)
your Majesty, i be ready and wait'n for any and all DISPATCH's,
your Royal Liaison of Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
AHHH! It warms my heart to see the burning evil peep bunny! Thanks DB!
Dispach- to all FOKTOP! Gather ye here and we shall again go forth and slay the Evil Peeps! I shall be recruiting new Foktop members at Scarby! Even the Muggles want to help us slay Peels! Huzzah! Grammercy Old Tinker!
A Proper FOKTOP Haiku...*ahem*...
Innocent horror
Flaming carmelization
To sweet pastel hell
* Claps hands with joy!* I LOVE haikus, Amras! That was wonderous!
Huzzah for FOKTOP! I'm a rather new FOKTOP member ... and all the fluffy peeps that survived the panorama judging at my work are quaking in fear ...
ROYAL DISPATCH
Queen Bonnie has declared -
that all FOKTOP rise and join together at her side stop
then, "we shall again go forth and slay the Evil Peeps!" stop
new recruits await her blessing stop
and new allies's our Queen has acquired stop
Long Live Queen Bonnie - HUZZAH ! HUZZAH ! HUZZAH !
Royal Liaison for Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Kill the evil Peeps.
Long live FOKTOP.
My Evil Pirate Twin will recruit for FOKTOP at Scarby this weekend! She hates peeps too! HUZZAH FOKTOP!
I have been inducted into FOKTOP this weekend and felt that it was time to expose you all to the wonderful greatness of Peep Jousting!!! Dun Da Dun Da De Da!!!!! Charge!
A great example of peep jousting is in this video, it is a little slow at the start however as it informs you as to the situation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzIAMZcME7s&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzIAMZcME7s&feature=related)
(some, if not all of you, might already know about this)
Okay...and I thought the guy who did "Lord of the Peeps" had too much time on his hands...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RekcNK73pkk&feature=related
If you all would like, I did manage to save the original "Cloverpeep" written on the old RF forum. Shall I bring it here? :)
TinGoliath
I would be honored to join the Queen and FOKTOP in the fight agents the evil Peeps.
*dips into a deep curtsy*
Death to all peeps! Long live FOKTOP and all hail Queen Bonnie - Huzzah!!
NO NO NO noooooooooooo
I wont give in..................
"Cloverpeep"
From a Peepcam point of view, peeps gather for a final farewell party to Joe Peep, sugar-buzzed as peeps can be.
Suddenly, the box building shakes, and peeps everywhere spill out into the streets to see what the commotion is...
Several blocks away, yellow-orange flames burst skyward as an effigy of wood and brush blazes in the night. Peeps everywhere tremble in fear as a deep, guttural *ROOOOAAARR* thunders from the darkness. Moments later, long, sharp-ended wooden poles descend from the smoke-hazed sky, skewering peeps left and right, only to suspend them like sacrificial lambs over the flames, their sugar-shimmered bodies becoming carmelized coats. They disappear from sight, only to be replaced by sporadic showers of crispy brown graham crumbs and pieces causing havoc in the burg of Cloverpeep. Army peeps scamper by among Civilian peeps in an attempt to hold back the slaughter, only to be food for the flames themselves....
"What are they?"
"I dunno, but they're winning, and getting Sugar-buzzed!"
Soon, semi-rhythmic thuds shudder the ground, like a War God's drum heralding the approach of sheer Devastation. Peep buildings left and right are rent open as panic-ridden peeps find they suddenly have no shelter...
To be continued.....
*Cloverpeep Continued*
The city is in Sheer Chaos.. there is simply no other defineable term for it. Peep soldiers fire off rounds of Chocolate morsels, butterscotch chips, and wads of crunchy peanut butter in an attempt to stem the massacre, but their attempts simply become absorbed.. no... devoured in the relentless madness raging through the city. Peeps of all ages and races rent from their boxlike homes. Some avoid capture, only to find themselves flung with the remains of their houses into the flames, adding fuel to the macabre vision of stuck peeps roasting. Others are cast into metal vats suspended over the fires, first drowning, then melting and dissolving into the morass of their liquified predecessors, only to be poured into masses of crisped rice The peep military soon finds that their own ammunition has been added to this mess, which is surged back and forth into a sticky, mangled mess, onmly to be flattened onto great flat metal sheets which seem to appear out of nowhere. Minutes later, wicked blades rend the mess asunder, sections disappearing into the night... from the darkness comes a semi-harmonic moaning and wailing... Whatever is ravaging Cloverpeep has a message to say.... over and over...
"Koooooooom Baaaarrrrrr YAaaaaaaarrrhh Mayyyyyoooooord! Kooooom Barrrryaaaahhhhh!"
To be Continued...
*Cloverpeep Continued*
A group of peep friends have managed, thus far at least, to evade capture by the Monstrosities ravaging the city. The peepcam captures it all.. The Panic, the Chaos, the futile attempts of the peep army to stem the Rampage. The friends manage to find temporary shelter, only to find the roofs ripped literally from over their sugary marshmallow heads... Chubby digits grasp and squeeze panic ridden peeps left and right... their near toothless mouths babbling "YarryarryarrYarr" before being muffled with the Masticating massacre of captured peeps. Mangled marshmallow rains from the sky as mauled peeps fall from the inexperienced jaws of these miniature monstrosities, only to be trampled underfoot moments later, and/or scooped up and sacrificed to the blazing pyre. One after another, the peep friends are picked off, the peepcam passing from hand to hand as curiosity proves to be the end of each bearer. Peep buildings collapse left and right as they are voraciously emptied of their mushy inhabitants. Finally, two remaining peep friends find temporary shelter under a bridge. One with the peepcam peeks out to see if the coast is clear, only to realize in sheer Horror that one of the younger Monstrosities is staring back... What could be a shrill squeal of glee rushes forth as its chubby, dirty digits rush forth to capture the panic-ridden peep... The peepcam angle swings about wildly as the peep is voraciously gummed to death... the camera falls, tumbling along the ground after it lands, to come resting next to the one remaining, and somehow surviving peep friend. Moments later, the masticated peep splatters across the area, barely recognizable if not for what little colored sugar remains... One surviving peep friend trembles in the shock of abject terror as the miniature monstrosity collapses to all fours, looking under the bridge.... moments later, the view is blocked by a sudden avalanche of partially burned peep box buildings, scorched cellophane windows, and the caramelized remains of incinerated peep friends and neighbors. Some time later, as the smoke and dust begin to clear...... silence washes over the devastation which was once Peep city... Fading into the distance are the earth-shaking footfalls of the invaders.... their roars chanting "Ambro-Shuss! Ambro-Shuss!" Soon, their roars fade away and, for a few moments, the sole survivor of Cloverpeep feels panic subsiding. Overcome with a rush of emotions, the peep collapses into sugary tears, realizing that it is the sole survivor of the massacre.... Then, the peep realizes... in just a couple days, New peep buildings would arrive to replenish the city... The Ash and ruination would be washed away, and new peep friends could be made. The video on the peepcam might, just Might, offer the next Peep population preparation against another massacre. These hopes, however, find themselves dashed against the rocks of a storm, as four words filter though the rubble, thoroughly obliterating any thoughts of hope and peace the sole surviving peep had.
....
"Same time next week?"
*The Peepcam video flashes to a time just a month earlier where the peep friends were enjoying a day at the sugar beaches, just before the peepcam tape runs out.*
*The End*
Here to say I sighted no Peeps at Rendezvous 2008!
Kill the Peeps - HUZZAH!!
All hail Queen Bonnie !! Thank you for inducting my wife and I into FOKTOP (death to all peeps!)
It was quite and honor and a pleasure meeting you at the RenDevous. We are planning to attend the TRF next year and hope to meet up with you again. Everyone was very gracious and so welcoming we both felt like we were truly among longtime friends. Until our paths cross again may your reign be long and glorious.
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN !!!
Huzzah Lupa! Twas grand to meet you at Renndevous! We did recruit many new members of FOKTOP there!
I shall look for you at TRF, Carl and Donna! Twas a pleasure to meet you! We are a close knit group! Hugs!
Kill the Evil Peeps!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on June 02, 2008, 06:22:17 PM
Huzzah Lupa! Twas grand to meet you at Renndevous! We did recruit many new members of FOKTOP there!
I shall look for you at TRF, Carl and Donna! Twas a pleasure to meet you! We are a close knit group! Hugs!
Kill the Evil Peeps!
and it was this Old Tinkers honor to be present while our Queen Bonnie recruit'd three young strong lads to thee ranks of FOKTOP (Kill the Peeps), while at RenDevous'08 at TNRF. it was amaze'n, thee three were pass'n by as i escort'd our Queen, she held up her hand and not only i but thee three froze. as Queen Bonnie rhythmically explain'd FOKTOP and her position (me did notice that her wand was dance'n over and around thee lads). they all three knelt, and were induct'd into thee ever build'n force of FOKTOP. just a once in a life time event for this Old Tinker, and he shall never forget thee magic in thee air as our Queen brought more allies to FOKTOP.
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
As reported in Courtly Matters, there is a dire report about Peep involvement with Global Climate Change. We believe they may be using this diabolical plan to attempt world domination.
Rumour has it that they have even been ingesting chemicals that do damage to the atmosphere when they're burned to discourage our use of flame weapons in destroying them!
I think the peeps in these parts have gone into hiding- with the 90+ temps here! Be Vigilant, Foktop! We never know when they will strike!
Maryland has been peeps free for 2 months! HUZZAH to FOKTOP!
HUZZAH!!
Long live to FOKTOP!!
I think it is too hot for peeps here! Glad Maryland is Peep free!
I am still recruiting more knights for Foktop! Huzzah! Kill the peeps!
A reminder to those that attempt to infiltrate our realm
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i231/LittleCasino/Stuff/2008_0312Image0005.jpg)
Huzzah! What a wonderous picture Sir William Marcus! That made my day!
KILL the PEEPS!
You sure did! Huzzah FOKTOP!
Want to improve on that?
Light them ablaze!!!
Reports indicate that four out of five peeps are evil
we believe the fifth one is just not-very-nice
LOL! Wonderous idea, Count! LOL!
I'll bring the fire and some wine!
Huzzah, Ginette! We can drink while we watch the evil peeps burn! Anyone know any peep roasting songs? LOL!
* Sings, Evil peeps roasting on an open fire! Red wine warming up your toes! *
I'm up for a peep roasting!
* Joins Queen Bonnie in a song. Evil peeps roasting on an open fire! Red wine warming up your toes! *
Well lookie who showed back up!
*Does The Thing impersonation*
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
Long live Queen Bonnie!
Long live FOKTOP!
Huzzah Lord Jarhead! Glad to see you here! Time to kill the Peeps!
Hugs to my favorite General!
Grammercy for your kindness at the Renndevous!
Queen Bonnie,
You are most welcome! It was my honor!
Since we have regrouped I found this today. It is something that Count Adolfo and I worked on together.
FOKTOP Knight Values
What makes a FOKTOP Knight? What puts a FOKTOP Knight above the rest? Many other forums of knights have come and gone; yet FOKTOP lives on. So why does FOKTOP stand head and shoulders above the crowd?
Once a knight has entered into the brotherhood of FOKTOP, he or she must learn to draw upon the legacy of FOKTOP. Therein is where lies his or her strength. In return, the strength of FOKTOP relies in the individual knight. One cannot co-exist without the other.
The character of these knights are defined by 3 constant FOKTOP Values:
Honor
Courage
Commitment
Honor
Honor requires each knight to exemplify the ultimate standard in ethical and moral conduct. Honor is many things; honor requires many things. A FOKTOP Knight must never lie, cheat, steal, but even then much more is required. Each knight must cling to an uncompromising code of personal integrity, accountable for his actions and holding others accountable for theirs.
Above all, honor mandates that a FOKTOP Knight never sully the reputation of FOKTOP.
Courage
Simply stated, courage is honor in action -- and still much more. Courage is moral strength, they will to heed the inner voice of conscience, they will to do what is right regardless of the conduct of others. It is mental discipline and adherence to a higher standard. Courage means willingness to take a stand for what is right in spite of adverse consequences. This courage, throughout the history of FOKTOP, has sustained knights during the chaos, perils, and hardships of battle.
Each day, courage enables a FOKTOP Knight to look in the mirror -- and smile.
Commitment
Commitment is a combination of selfless determination and a relentless dedication to excellence. FOKTOP Knights never give up, never give in and never willingly accept second best. Excellence is always the goal.
When their active duty days are over they shall simply be known as a
FOKTOP Knight Veteran.
There is no such thing as an ex-knight or former-knight.
The commitment never dies.
Huzzah and well done Lord Jarhead and Count Adolfo! That is well spoken! I like it a Lot!
May I add one other virtue a good FOKTOP knight must poses? A sense of humor! It takes a good one to Slay Evil Peeps!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on July 06, 2008, 11:44:04 AM
Huzzah and well done Lord Jarhead and Count Adolfo! That is well spoken! I like it a Lot!
May I add one other virtue a good FOKTOP knight must poses? A sense of humor! It takes a good one to Slay Evil Peeps!
Your Majesty,
It shall be done.
DISPATCH:
to ---- all FOKTOP KNIGHTS ! stop
from --- thy own, **General, Lord Jarhead stop
What makes a FOKTOP Knight? What puts a FOKTOP Knight above the rest? Many other forums of knights have come and gone; yet FOKTOP lives on. So why does FOKTOP stand head and shoulders above the crowd?
Once a knight has entered into the brotherhood of FOKTOP, he or she must learn to draw upon the legacy of FOKTOP. Therein is where lies his or her strength. In return, the strength of FOKTOP relies in the individual knight. One cannot co-exist without the other.
The character of these knights are defined by 3 constant FOKTOP Values:
Honor
Courage
Commitment
Honor
Honor requires each knight to exemplify the ultimate standard in ethical and moral conduct. Honor is many things; honor requires many things. A FOKTOP Knight must never lie, cheat, steal, but even then much more is required. Each knight must cling to an uncompromising code of personal integrity, accountable for his actions and holding others accountable for theirs.
Above all, honor mandates that a FOKTOP Knight never sully the reputation of FOKTOP.
Courage
Simply stated, courage is honor in action -- and still much more. Courage is moral strength, they will to heed the inner voice of conscience, they will to do what is right regardless of the conduct of others. It is mental discipline and adherence to a higher standard. Courage means willingness to take a stand for what is right in spite of adverse consequences. This courage, throughout the history of FOKTOP, has sustained knights during the chaos, perils, and hardships of battle.
Each day, courage enables a FOKTOP Knight to look in the mirror -- and smile.
Commitment
Commitment is a combination of selfless determination and a relentless dedication to excellence. FOKTOP Knights never give up, never give in and never willingly accept second best. Excellence is always the goal.
When their active duty days are over they shall simply be known as a
FOKTOP Knight Veteran.
There is no such thing as an ex-knight or former-knight.
The commitment never dies.
may all, read and understand, by orders of our Queen Bonnie and her **General, Lord Jarhead.
Liaison of all Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Peeps fear this credo!!
Huzzah to LJ for finding it!
And grammercy, Majesty... was my honour to work on it with the General
It is lovely to have a FOKTOP credo! Grammercy to you both!
It was mostly Lord General Jarhead's doing, Majesty...
I was mainly a mere consultant on the task.
He doth deserve the lion's share of the credit
Thank you Count, you were just as much a part of it as I. Let it also be known my Service of choice, The Marine Corps, was also a VERY BIG PART of the wording for this.
Let us continue forward FOKTOP! We have a long road ahead of us. By following our hearts, our minds and of course Queen Bonnie, WE SHALL PREVAIL!
HUZZAH to FOKTOP!
HUZZAH to Queen Bonnie - LONG MAY SHE LIVE!
HUZZAH to FOKTOP!
HUZZAH to Queen Bonnie - Long Live the Queen!!
Peeps fear the immortality of FOKTOP as much as the resolve of its knights.
Late at night, they have meetings discussing the fact that FOKTOP is eternal and the demise of Peepkind is assured.
So say we all
Huzzah! Let us all drink a toast to the eventual demise of the evil Peeps! LONG LIVE FOKTOP!!!
Hip hip... HUZZAH!!!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on July 14, 2008, 09:44:20 AM
Huzzah! Let us all drink a toast to the eventual demise of the evil Peeps! LONG LIVE FOKTOP!!!
The day draws nearer and nearer Queen Bonnie!
Huzzah! I think the evil Peeps know their time is limited. Still tis TOO Quiet here!? What are they plotting now?
We are glad to be back & defend our Queen.
We proudly wear our FOKTOP pins to show our support.
And we have a new addition to our family (our son) & we will raise and train him to ward off the evil peeps!!!
HUZZAH!!!
Huzzah to you Lord and Lady Alberon! We are most pleased for the new member of FOKTOP Jr. too! Congratulations!
I have just found the newest way that peeps are invading...
http://www.groovycandies.com/V2ProdDetail1.asp?Product_ID=8525
Nooooooo! That is horrible! Is there no end to their perfidy?
We must declare war on this "Groovy Candies" kingdom.
Fear not My Queen. for I have found that the Royal Felines are joining in the battle.
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l268/Dragon3802/funny-pictures-cat-eats-marshmallow.jpg)
My Royal Felines are all members of CATTOP! They bury evil peeps in their litter box! Fitting end to those nasty Peeps! LOL! Good Kitties!
We have been peep free here also, but i have the splitter all sharpened up for
when they try and land on my shores again! I will keep thier numbers in check
from the north !
Deathe to the PEEPS in all thier forms !
HUZZAH to Queen Bonnie and FOKTOP !
Huzzah to Ozium- our newest member of FOKTOP! Huzzah!
Two weekends at MDRF and so far we are peep FREE!!
HUZZAH!
Huzzah Lupa! That is wonderous news indeed!
Death to all Evil Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP!
It has been a quiet time???? What plots are the Evil Peeps hatching?
Be Vigilant!
Huzzah Queen Bonnie! All peeps must be destroyed!!!!! We were definately peep free Labor day weekend in the Houston area!
About 6 mashed peeps make great wadding for my cannon, but i have
yet to find the remains for photos.
I'm keeping the northern land free of peeps.
report from your will'n servant my Queen,
spring- GLMF no sign of peeps.
summer- KYHRF was peep free all season long,
fall- now under go'n watch on OHRF,
as of now, no sugarboogers at Ohio,
but me Belle and me will continue the hunt,
reports are that there will be an R/F RenVasion on the 13th & 14th of this ninth month at OHRF.
extra security forces have been arrange'd, thee troops of "Loveland Castleteers" will be on hand.
will report any suspicious activity.
FOKTOP Liaison of Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Wondrous news... no sign of any Peeps not only at MDRF, but on the long and perilous journey there and back as well!
I DO, however, suspect Peep Sabotage in the disabling of my coach... we will have to look into it further.
Angel Anna reporting in Queen Bonnie. No Peeps found at MIRF. GLoriously Peep free! :)
Now I'm off to sip a peep-tini and reflect upon my next peep hunt.
*Hey, side note here. Did you know "the Girls Next Door" had an easter party and the beverage of choice was a Peeep Tini. I knew I had to have SOMETHING in common with a Bunny. :)
Oh My Dear Queen Bonnie,
I wanted to report that my workplace remains PEEP FREE!!!!!!!! I'm not sure about much else as I have not been able to see much other than my workplace and am ready for that wonderful place known as New Market Village to hurry up and open so that I may join the rest of FOKTOP to ensure it remains free of sugarboogers (Thanks OT for that wonderful name for them).
Quote from: PurpleDragon on September 04, 2008, 01:22:00 PM
Oh My Dear Queen Bonnie,
I wanted to report that my workplace remains PEEP FREE!!!!!!!! I'm not sure about much else as I have not been able to see much other than my workplace and am ready for that wonderful place known as New Market Village to hurry up and open so that I may join the rest of FOKTOP to ensure it remains free of sugarboogers (Thanks OT for that wonderful name for them).
;) ;D 8)
anything to help one of the "Royal Landsharks",
for the fight against them nasty Peeps >:( .
Long Live Queen Bonnie, FOKTOP Forever, onward !!
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Off on the morrow to see if Serendipity Haven is Peep Free! It had better be! I will be bringing an assortment of wands and staffs that will banish evil peeps from the land- magically!I Hope!
It has kept me busy. Hugs to Anna, Old Tinker and Belle and See you soon at TRF Purple Dragon!
Huzzah FOKTOP! KIll the Peeps!
FOKTOP - TO ARMS!
Evil Peeps spotted at the Sign of the Target! Disguised as pumpkins and ghosts, they are lurking among the All Hallow's Eve goodies. The fall invasion is begun!!
Queen Bonnie,
My dear husband and I have been wandering around the empty lanes of TRF. So far, there is not a peep in sight. We brought our children, the miniature peep hunters, out to help us in all the tight spaces. We began laying out fire traps, something that will immediately incinerate a peep if it happens by. All of the entrances and exits are covered, as well as all participant and boothie areas. We will be prepared this year...
CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!
Empress Brimstone Blue
Peep Flamer of the Empire, as well as for the Kingdom of Glenlivet
Huzzah to a PEEP free TRF- but alas to the EVIL nasty peeps taking over Halloween. Fie! This upsets me the most as I do Love Halloween and hate to see evil peeps besmirching my favorite holiday!
Your Majesty,
Please click http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=3387.0 that link! I am certain it will put a smile on your face!!
It did! Big smiles!
Congratulations!
Majesty, I would like to inform you on a large PEEP slaying to occur this Saturday night. The Loveland Castleteers have many FOKTOP in their ranks, and I am transporting around 200 or so of the vile creatures so that we may serve you and dispose of them in many nasty ways. I'm sure someone will take pictures as well!
Make sure that they remain properly stored in cryostasis. That is the only way that they can be properly held while still alive...
My Lady Queen,
I fear this new Hallows 'Een invasion force may be allied with foul black magic, perhaps even a necromancer, as evidenced by the ghost forces among them. I am unaware of any FOKTOP presence here in my village, but I will do what I can to stem the tide, using what powers are at my disposal, if that meet with your approval?
We all must do everything at our disposal to stop the Evil Peeps! I shall be recruiting more members of FOKTOP next weekend at Serendipity Haven! Pirates have great peel slaying skills! We are happy to have you as a Foktop supporter Rani Zemirah!
Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the peeps!
I will do what I can, Majesty!
Death to PEEPS!!!
Huzzah! That is the proper FOKTOP spirit!
All Peeps must perish. Even the Halloween ones! How DARE they take over Halloween??? I am most vexed about that! Fie and drat!
Your Majesty: Gimli was at ORF this weekend with a most wonderous staff. The top of it was a three-pronged deer antler, all three prongs were decorated with eviscerated dead peeps! It would have brought tears of happiness to your eyes!
The Hallow's Eve Peeps were not blown away or drowned by Ike. They were still on the shelves when we ventured forth to Target for supplies yestereve ("supplies" included cool Hallow's Eve skull and crossbones motif glass hurricane for candles - the evil twins insisted!).
AHH! That does warm my heart! I do like Gimli! He is a great FOKTOP warrior!
Nothing- even a hurricane can touch the evil Peeps! We have our work cut out for us this fall! Vanquish the PEEPS! Onward FOKTOP!!! Huzzah!
~~~Queen Bonnie~~~ We have heard a horrible rumor that the PEEPS are planning on invading St Louis Pirate Fest, the last weekend!!!!!
BUT never fear for Lord Alberon & I & even Lord Logan will be ever vigilant in our quest to destroy the Evil Peep Horde!
We have loaded our pistols & sharpened our cutlasses & are ready to battle them to the bitter end!!!
We shall report back to you with news of our findings.........
Peeps must be banned from all faires! Their evil sweetness spoils the magick! Grammercy Lord and LadyAlberon! Huzzah Foktop! Nary a peep was seen at Serendipity Haven! That is as it should be!
As Minister of Mischief I do have an idea for when I fly into Houston for TRF later this month ;)
*decides to wait, smilingly, at the Houston airport for any signs of booty shaking, even though its 2-day drive away from the Chesapeake*
Hi, Riot!!
Queen Bonnie .... Lord Logan captured a Peep Scout & interrogated him throughly.
He has found out that the Peeps are massing for ~~~A Large Scale Invasion~~~ this coming Spring!!!!
Everyone be forwarned & be prepared for the Peeps have many ^Evil^ things planned!!
Everyone *Beware* of their Evil Sweetness!!!
Be Ever Vigilant!!
Huzzah FOKTOP!!
Long Live The Queen!!
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee310/LordandLady_Alberon/PeepCapture.jpg)
I'll be doing some recon all weekend to make sure the evil peeps aren't breaking into TRF. Cross your fingers, it may be bad! Down with peeps!!
Huzzah to Lord Logan! I do think he is our youngest member of FOKTOP! HUZZAH! That evil peep looks well interrogated!
There shall be no peeps at TRF - if I have my way! Far too many members of FOKTOP will be there! Death to all Peeps!
Fear not Queen Bonnie...there will NOT be any peeps at TRF!! There are more of us than there are of them...We will take them down!
I will wear my Peep stompin shoes and have my peep slayer blade at my side! Peeps Beware! FOKTOP will prevail!
DOWN WITH THE PEEPS! Hail Queen Bonnie, Hail FOKTOP!
Recon mission update......
Peeps found....
All were rounded up and will be sent to Gitmo for intense interrogation....
Waterboarding may be needed, as none are responding to normal methods.....
End of transmission....
Queen Bonnie....
Those nasty peeps have invaded Austin....they are disquised as Ghost and Pumpkins....everyone stay sharp and be on the look out. I have sharpend my skewers and am prepared to defend.
Somehow I can stand the pastel peeps better than the Halloween ones- but they all offend me! Waterboarding is too good for them! My evil twin wants them all keel hauled! Drawn and quartered is good too!
Thinking of a new dance called the FOKTOP PEEP STOMP! Not at all like the Hokey Pokey! LOL!
I am suddenly having visuals from the original Hairspray movie (John Waters version with Rikki Lake), "The Roach" dance.
SQUISH, SQUASH, KILL THE PEEPS!! (hehe...sorry couldn't resist) ;D
Quote from: RenRobin on October 06, 2008, 01:22:13 PM
Queen Bonnie....
Those nasty peeps have invaded Austin....they are disquised as Ghost and Pumpkins....everyone stay sharp and be on the look out. I have sharpend my skewers and am prepared to defend.
Nasty peeps trying to infiltrate in disguise. Our vigilance must remain strong and we must skewer these evil creatures. FOKTOP!!!!!!!!!
The news is ever more dire, for I have seen a disguise which must not be tolerated in even the smallest measure. It is a personal affront to our good Queen - Choco Cats :o !
Yes, Peeps disguised as what they think should be black cats (but as Peeps must be somewhat color-blind - they are brown). I fear they are also an attempt to win past FOKTOP's chocolate therapy. The name would indicate they are somewhat chocolate flavored.
Quote from: Var Greyshadow on October 07, 2008, 12:10:22 PM
The news is ever more dire, for I have seen a disguise which must not be tolerated in even the smallest measure. It is a personal affront to our good Queen - Choco Cats :o !
Yes, Peeps disguised as what they think should be black cats (but as Peeps must be somewhat color-blind - they are brown). I fear they are also an attempt to win past FOKTOP's chocolate therapy. The name would indicate they are somewhat chocolate flavored.
They are evil indeed. If I find them anywhere around my camp...they are smores!
Horrors! Choco CATS??? Peeps???? Dastardly! How DARE they? I will fashion a special peep killing wand to magick them to oblivion! ZAPPP! That is sad news indeed Var! ; (
Queen Bonnie-
Skycastle Manor is in full swing. Me and my darling dearest are steadily creating new and improved forms of Peep Torture. My love is still in the testing stages of a miniature drawing and quartering, while I am in the process of developing something that resembles an alternating flaming and cooling mechanism, that will, in the end, roast them alive. Just enough heat not to kill them instantly...
Even the children have joined in the fun. They both ABHOR peeps, and love to watch me and papa do our thang.
Warmest Regards from the Seas of Hades,
Warrior Pyrate Empress Brimstone Blue
FOKTOP Royal Peep Flamer
Huzzah to Peep torture! we do enjoy hearing about what you create to make Peeps expire! Huzzah to our young Foktop members too! See you soon at TRF!
Has anyone had any trouble with the wretched Peeps lately?, Lo but I saw the vile things today sitting upon a store shelf as innocent as could be but I could see beyond the celophane wrapper!.
Evil evil evil I tell you!, they're demonic little eyes watching waiting to drag the disgusting marshmellow bodies out and corrupt a new generation of us!.
Beware the peeps they now have invaded Christmas also!.
I like the vanilla flavored ones....like the hearts at Valentines Day.
Evil I tell you! Just evil! None of those Christmas trees taste like vanilla! >:(
Never try to make smores with them in the microwave.....
they blow up..... :o
Normal marshmallows do too ;)
http://www.phancy.com/peeps/joust/index.html
Peeps in the microwave are fun on half-power. They expand and shrink down as the power pulses. We never got them to the point of exploding though. And the Smores made both of us sick. I don't think the evil things are edible! They do fun things in the fireplace too - oozing all over the place. We tortured some gingerbread men Peeps that way last year, and our nutcrackers had a field day with them too. So far, the Christmas ones have not appeared here. Remaining ever vigilant!
May it please the Queen:
I have been waiting and watching for the right moment to join the Fellowship Of Knights To Obliterate Peeps. No Peeps were found during the Halloween season. But today, I found Peeps disguised as snowmen in the local apothecary. I quickly assessed the situation, and with a little coin of the realm, convinced three of them to accompany me. I lured them to my keep, and dealt them swift justice.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/100_5902.jpg)
I humbly beseech you, my Queen, to take this offering as proof of my loyalty to the cause, and allow me full membership in FOKTOP.
Huzzah Dustin! Well done! Your deed does indeed make you worthy of full membership in FOKTOP! Welcome to our Peep slaying fellowship! HUZZAH!!! We are most pleased!
Peeps, by all reports, are notoriously bad dancers!!!
I am happy to report, also, Majesty, that there was not a single Peep to be seen anywhere around the Florida Pirate Festival. Had they shown their brutishly ugly cute faces, my son had a marshmallow catapult ready and waiting to cast them back into Dante's Inferno where they belong!
Huzzah to a peep free pirate fest! Your report puts a smile on my face! Your Son is an asset to FOKTOP, Count Adolfo!! Are there turkey peeps?Or can we be thankful if they are not doing Thanksgiving? Or are the greedy monsters already doing just Christmas? Huzzah to FOKTOP! KILL the PEEPS!
Falcone and I BOTH hope the Peeps have no concept of Thanksgiving for we both wish the happiest and most wondrous of Thanksgiving celebrations for Your Majesty
Message to my dearest Royal Queen Bonnie.....
Majesty...will dispatch early Thursday to Faire...will conduct reconnaissance mission to find and kill the evil peeps...Should prisoners be taken? They are an unruly bunch when taken alive, I can't guarantee their health upon delivery to you for questioning...
Awaiting your orders, My Queen...
Out
Take no prisoners! The only good Peep is a dead Peep! ! We shall meet you Friday to get your report and see the slain peeps. Huzzah FOKTOP!
Your Majesty! The most amazing thing has occured upon my latest shopping spree. I was wandering down a lane at my local market and turning the corner I found TALKING PEEPS!! Yes, your Majesty the PEEPS have beeen taught to speak. Now the average ear might not hear their squeeky little voices, so they have formed theirselves into letters, each one becoming a J or an O or a Y.
I must admit I am mightily confused. Are they wishing us JOY for our holidays? I admit I felt much joy upon seeing this delightful new PEEP skill and their cute little J or Y would look charming hanging from my Peep Tini glass. Though I know THAT would land me back into PEEP annonymous mighty quick....
Ah well....regardless of the source, I've taken their sweet message to my heart. Wishing your Majesty and her Court much JOY on the Feast of Thanksgiving! :)
This is sad news! Peeps talking? I am sure Peeps can't spell so they were probably wishing us all YOJ! Or OJ-Y? I will have Joy at a dead Peep. Do not go off the wagon Anna! Be strong! Have a dark chocolate. it will help!
Joy from me to all the Loyal members of FOKTOP!
Huzzah!
A Peep conspiracy! In an effort to gain legitimacy, the Peep stonghold city of Bethlehem, PA is celebrating the New Year with homage to the Peeps. At Bethlehem's First Night, a crane lowers a 25-pound lighted fiberglass likeness of a marshmallow Peep. Would be better if it were a flaming Peep!
That is sad news! Flaming would be MUCH better! I had thought things were TOO Quiet!
HUZZAH FOKTOP! Lets make 2009 a PEEP FREE YEAR! KILL the EVIL PEEPS! HUZZAH!
Great big gobs of greasy grimy peepy guts......
The only good peep is a dead peep.
Huzzah Dan! That is the right spirit!
KILL the PEEPS!
ONWARD FOKTOP!
Resolution for 2009! Recruit more FOKTOP members!
I have an amusing story for your Majesty. I have the best and happiest dentist in all the land and on a recent visit, just before Christmas the dental staff held an anonymous ornament contest. Each were given a large glass ball and they could do whatever. Much to my amusement one of the staff filled his with marshmallows and a note that the peeps would eat your children if you didn't vote for his. Made me laugh. I haven't checked back to see if his won, but with such Peep awareness I beleive the office should be given the FOKTOP seal of approval!
That is a great Story Anna! I hope he won! What a great dentist! He gets the FOKTOP seal of approval!
KILL the PEEPS!
Much to my dismay, I have sighted several Christmas peeps at the local market. Trees and snowmen and santas - OH MY!! Have taken initative to secure and imprison as many as possible for inquisition.
Awaiting your orders my queen...
Well done Lupa! We must find out what the Peeps are up to!
Let the inquisition begin!
Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the Peeps!
My Queen Bonnie,
They've managed to invade again! I was at the movie shoot at LARF yesterday, and found one trying to hide near the camera boom. ACK!!! That was a disgusting sight, trying to get on camera!!! He must have been a higher up, because he wouldn't give up any information on his buddies. Come to think of it, he was a Hallows peep. Very old indeed. We know the little bastards run in crews. I looked all around and couldn't find any more. Could this be a new tactic? Are they sending in snipers now?
Reporting from the provinces along the Mighty River...Heart-shaped Peeps have invaded! And, horror of horrors, SUGAR-FREE heart-shaped Peeps!!! :o What will they think of next? I will keep a watch, and kill as many of the little sugary (or Splenda-y) demons as I can!
Hmmm... perhaps the sugar-free ones are a break away faction??? Is it possible to infiltrate and find out if there are divisions in the ranks???
Huzzah to the LARF movie shoot dan! But sad to hear there was a Peep there! Good you are on the alert for them!
Sugar free peeps are just as evil is their sweeter relatives! The only good Peep is a dead Peep! Whatever shape they are in! Does it seem the heart shaped ones are a bit early this year?
We will need our FOKTOP archers to slay the heart shaped peeps! Forward FOKTOP! Let no evil Peep survive!!
I was recently in a local hospital here and, being that I could not leave anyway, decided to spend the time scouting for Peeps.
I am pleased to report that there were no sightings, fortunately, for the very notion of them invading such a place would mean there was no safe haven for the sick or wounded in this fight.
My Intelligence sources say that Peeps may well have their own hospitals and some of those we have written off as casualties may rise up to fight us again. In addition, it's possible they are engaged in the act of cloning Peeps. The research labs required to perfect this technology would be easily concealed in their hospitals and depending how far along they are in the cloning process, there could be scores of these Malevolant Mushmen before we could muster a force large enough to counter the threat. I believe we need to make it a priority to seek out these hospital/labs and raze them to the ground... just remember to beware for the Peeps most assuredly have WMDs...
Weapons of Marshmallow Destruction
Any frontal assault against their forces would surely cost us great FOKTOP casualties so I'd suggest we employ CFOs (Covert FOKTOP Operatives) like Chuck Norris in a Delta Force movie... scorched Peep policy.
That is my report
May it find Your Majesty well!
While searching the web on ways to cause great harm and pain to the peep population I came across 2 tee shirts that I had to share with FOKTOP. I'm really thinking of getting myself a shirt or two.
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LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!
HOLY SMOKE!!!! BRILLIANT!!!
FOKTOP FOREVER!!!!
Those are fantastic! Where did you find them? Kill the PEEPS! Long live FOKTOP! Huzzah!
Here's the link I found and it looks like DB had something to do with it. A big thanks to DB for making FOKTOP armor!
http://www.cafepress.com/pirate_garb.81541355
There are other RF shirts, stickers, mugs, clocks, cards and postcards as well.
I figured out it had to be DB! Huzzah! Grand job! You have the Royal seal of approval DB!
Scouting reports: During my recent trip to my home shire in the northern land of Jersey I did happen into a market known as Pathmark. I am most pleased to report that they seem to be allies of FOKTOP. Not a Peep in sight, and much chocolate to help us through the coming invasion.
Speaking of the invasion - it begins at the Mart of Wallace. Shelves are filling with pastel bunnies, and the chicks cannot be far behind. Make ready, FOKTOP!!
Huzzah for the smart folks in NJ. Fie on the mart of Wallace! We must get ready for the major offensive against the Evil Massing Easter Peeps! Pastels! Fie!
Make ready brave FOKTOP! Peep killing time is getting nigh!
Grammercy for your report Var!
We may count HEB among our numbers as well (not so surprising, since our good Queen frequents one of their markets). Deep in the shire of The Woodlands, I went seeking a rare cache of St Arnold's Winter Stout. Not only did I find the wonderful elixir, but I saw nothing but chocolate Easter treats on the shelves. Unless the little buggers were hiding elsewhere, there were no Peeps to be seen!
Scout's Report: I fear the evil little buggers have invaded North Austin, in the General's Dollar Store. Bunnies and Chicks, Oh My! I turned the packages around as to not face anyone as they approach to confuse them, it seems to be working thus far.
Peep Alert! Peep Alert!
This just in, Kentucky has been invaded by the little pastel buggers. They are running rampant throughout the mart of Wallace.
FOKTOP's prepare to repel the invasion.
Oh no, I've been discovered, they are at the door....ayyyyyyyyy.......
You just gotta see this... http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=6242.0;topicseen ;D ;D :o :o scroll down about 3 comments and you will see a great peep slayer! Huzzah!
Huzzah! That was great! I love seeing Peeps suffer!
They are EVERYWHERE! Be Wary FOKTOP! The Evil Peeps are massing for the attack! They are even getting close to Meow Manor! Help! I HATE PEEPS!
Majesty,
I was present for said event and tried my best to advise Her Majesty that Peeps are believed to be a leading source of The Plague... but the temptation in her was SOOOOO great...
after conferring with my Ministry, we have concluded that Peep Temptation is the most dangerous force known to man... even luring victims who are aware of the danger!
If Your Majesty has a "Royal Surgeon General", it is my opinion that said individual should issue a 'warning'
:P
Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed. Alas! We seem to have no Surgeon general- nor even a surgeon private! The Peep Plague is especially violent in Royals! My heart goes out to your Queen! Warn her of the danger she is in!
Perhaps she needs to take the Anti Peep cure? Dark chocolate followed by a liberal slug of single malt will help!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on March 18, 2009, 05:36:28 PM
Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed. Alas! We seem to have no Surgeon general- nor even a surgeon private! The Peep Plague is especially violent in Royals! My heart goes out to your Queen! Warn her of the danger she is in!
Perhaps she needs to take the Anti Peep cure? Dark chocolate followed by a liberal slug of single malt will help!
Makes you want to go out and consume a peep, just for the cure. ;D ;D
your Majesty,
thee may not have a Royal Surgeon General, but thee does have a "Royal Liaison of all Military Communications", that is always at thy service;
--WARNING--
It has been found that the consumption of PEEPs IS HAZARDOUS to your health.
There are reports that PEEPS are carries of THE BLACK PLAGUE.
"Indeed! Peeps will rot your mind and gut if consumed."
Furthermore, Our Magnificent, Caring Queen Bonnie, Whom reins over Everything,
has proclaimed that all PEEPs should be destroyed.
Royal Liaison of all Military Communications,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Grammercy Old Tinker for your service! Hugs to you and Belle!
Kill the PEEPS! Destruction to all! Torture is also permitted!
I have also found the Evil Peeps carry the dreaded Pastel Plague! Much worse than the Black plague! The symptoms are too horrible to even post here- so let your imagination run wild!
The Peep cure is fine when you don't need it too, Renn Robin! Think of it as Peep Deterrent!
methinks the cure for Peep addiction/temptation sounds like it would work for a bad date, too...
;)
It is magical and does help many maladies! Dark chocolate and Scotch! Use then sparingly- but often!
LOL!
Sounds like this cure could require a cure of it's own!!! LOL Addictive, at the very least, I think!
Dark Chocolate and Scotch! I can stop any time I want!
but why stop! LOL!
Peeps are EVERYWHERE!
I even saw Peep playing cards in the supermarket!!! ( why would anyone want those???) Be Vigilant! Huzzah Foktop! Kill the peeps!
I saw Peeps at my local supermarket but they were not playing cards. I'm working on going under cover at the supermarket to ambush the evil Peeps.
Long live the Queen!
Huzzah Ginette! We need everyone in FOKTOP to fight the good battle!
Every time I go out- I see evil Peeps! They are getting Bold and strong. The pastel colors depress me!
Down with the Evil Peeps!
Oh no! Now we have this! HELP! :o
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-peeps-photogallery,0,3876424.photogallery (http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/lifestyle/chi-peeps-photogallery,0,3876424.photogallery)
They've targeted the wee lasses as well. Seen at Target - Peeps Beauty Bag!!! :o It's a Peep-shaped plastic bag with lip gloss in nasty marshmallow-something flavors. Lock up your daughters! At least the truly vile plush ones from past years appear to have been vanquished.
EWWW! Peep lip gloss sounds vile!
Peeps are peeping popping up everywhere! It is depressing! I go to buy cat food and get assaulted by PEEPS! They don't allow swords in HEB! LOL!
I want to see pictures of Peep torture! Peep slaying! That makes me happy! Onward FOKTOP!
Stay vigilant FOKTOP!!
Hugs Lupa!
I will be recruiting more FOKTOP members at Scarby!
Amazing how many rennies have not even heard of us! Sad!
But the Evil of Peeps is spreading!
The only Peeps spotted thus far at BARF were those impaled upon Gimli's great Peepslayer weapon...
but this weekend, the Four Horsemen will all be at BARF and I'd not put it past the Peeps to attempt some sort of attack...
but considering that one of the Horsemen is Lord General Jarhead... I'm sure we already have a counter-offensive planned should this take place!
We will keep Your Majesty apprised of the situation!
Aye, your Majesty, no Peeps spotted yet, but I too do not trust the Peeps not to attempt some sort of coo this weekend.
I'm sending in my piratical pirate cousin to hunt down and capture any offenders. She's craftier than I and doesn't...at least so far...show any signs of weakness where the Peeps are involved. I'll return with her full report after the weekend.
I am sure you have all seen this before, but just in case, I'll post the link....
http://www.100waystokillapeep.blogspot.com/
Grammercy Lairde Guardn! That sure made me feel happier today. Just looking at dead peeps makes my day! Doing the Happy Kill the Evil Peeps Dance! It involves peeps and lots of boot stomping!
Huzzah Anna! Best wishes for peep killing to your piratical cousin! Glad to know she will help our cause! Be STRONG, ANNA! Resist the call of the peeps!
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on March 26, 2009, 12:21:44 PM
I am sure you have all seen this before, but just in case, I'll post the link....
http://www.100waystokillapeep.blogspot.com/
I can't wait to see the rest of the 100 way to kill a peep! :D
I bet Foktop members could think of more that 100 ways to kill maim and torture peeps!
Aye your Majesty! Can you not hear my cousin's demented little brain ticking away down here? :o She's singing in the background as I type.
*sung to "Drunken Sailor*
What do you do with a captured Peep?
What do you do with a captured Peep?
What do you do with a captured Peep?
Early in the morning?
:D
hello all!
I have found some sad new majesty! they seem to be getting to our young ones earlier and earlier!
http://cgi.ebay.com/Marshmallow-Peeps-Chicks-Rabbits-Play-Doh-set-dough_W0QQitemZ250393111830QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item250393111830&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1240%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
http://cgi.ebay.com/Marshmallow-Peeps-Sing-Along-CD-NEW-SEALED-Easter-Kids_W0QQitemZ230333116035QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_CDs?hash=item230333116035&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1240%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A0%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50
Corrupting the minds of little children....horrid!
I'm thinking a lot of kids are gonna be pooping playdough this coming season! Insidious!! :o
Horrors! What will they think of next? Play Dough peeps! ARRGGH! Dastardly!
This may be old news as I do not have time at work to read the entire thread....
If I were to start a new thread I might call it;
"Straight from the bowels of Hell,
the birthplace of the peeps"
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/peeps/sns-peep-factory-pg,0,792513.photogallery (http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/peeps/sns-peep-factory-pg,0,792513.photogallery)
The Cradle of Peepilization!!! :o :o
News form the front! EVIL NEW COLORS!
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That is such a bright orange and green! I will be torturing peeps today if anyone would like to join me, mead, wine and beer are chilling as I plot and make plans. The dear husband just got back from cooking for the troops, so the bbq accessories are still out to play with.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh) ;D
Vile new colors for the peeps! How horrible! They have no class- or all of it is LOW! No taste either! all of it is BAD! Yes indeed strait from the bowels of Hell!
Huzzah to Peep Torture Ginette!
That warms my heart!
HUGS! Have FUN! Wish I could be there to help!
Huzzah!
HUZZAH! I DID IT, I DID IT! I COUGHT MY FIRST PEEP! I came home today and found some evil peeps trying to take my meade ...
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I then cought them ...
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I plan on tourting them later over a glass or 2 or 3 of my meade.
Long Live Queen Bonnie!!
poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once????
Quote from: Lord Fondlebottom on March 28, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once????
Careful, or you'll find yourself in the dungeon for being a peep sympathizer....
I still eat them!
Yes I know they are "disgusting," but they are disgusting in a "much too sweet" way. Like buttercream icing. Mmmm. Teeth squeaky goodness. Yeah, I'm one of those people who either likes desserts that are not really sweet at all or who likes pure white sugar. On a stick.
In any case, roasting them until they are carmelized (peep brulee!) and eating them is still a form of torture. I buy them every Easter, "torture" a row, and then give the rest to my dad, who snarfs them.
Quote from: Lord Fondlebottom on March 28, 2009, 08:36:52 PM
poor peeps, pray you have mercy on them...just this once????
No Mercy allowed to Evil Peeps in this realm, Lord Fondlebottom. May we suggest you take the Anti Peep cure? Our dungeons are in no way comforting or restful.
Huzzah FOKTOP!
Torture is good Midnight. You have the right attitude. We are worried about Peep addiction though. Myself I can't stand the sight of the horrible things!
Huzzah Ginette! How Dare the Peeps steal your mead! Glad you will teach them a lesson! Huzzah!
Let us know what you plan to do! LOL!
News, my Queen! I have captured a small squadron of the long-eared demon spawn at the Mart of Wallace! They are being tortured as we speak! A full report will come later this evening, complete with images!
The evil peeps are invading the northern lands also, resplendent in joyous colors as lures for the unknowing.
I am doing my best to thwart their advance but there are so many.
Ozium
Now, as promised, my full report.
As I mentioned earlier, I captured a small squadron of Peep Rabbits at the Mart of Wallace this afternoon. I brought them back to my keep, and there attempted to question them. They refused to provide any information, so I was forced to take sterner measures.
First one got the flames.
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For the second, I enlisted the assitance of some like-minded knights from the Kingdom of Weeble.
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Next, I let the spearmen have a go.
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continued...
More Peeps, watching as their comrades are tortured and left to die, waiting for their own turn.
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Water torture.
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Death by hanging.
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continued...
Weight torture...
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continued...
Weight torture continued...
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What was left.
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Burn the body!
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Finally, the commander. He was summarily executed by decapitation.
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I got no useful information, but eight of the little blighters no longer walk this good Earth.
Humbly your servant, Dustin, Oliver of Crippengate, Royal Theatre Master, Royal Lifeguard, Royal Order of Landsharks Guppy #82, PROUD Member of FOKTOP
LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!
Grammercy and Huzzah! What a lovely way to start my day! I very much enjoyed the pictures of the peep torture and execution! Well Done Dustin!
You have pleased me very much this day!
HUZZAH and Onward FOKTOP!!!
Your Majesty, a report from my cosuin.
Greeting your Majesty!
I have had a sucessful though someone sticky weekend of Peep Hunting! I attempted to document my findings so that others might study and learn of their gooey ways.
Whilst walking through our Shire I came across this group of Royals and their escort having a picnic.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/002-1.jpg)
I quickly stamped them out, taking the escorts as prisoners and hoping their weaker status would lead to looser peeps.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/007-3.jpg)
As I continued my hunt I came upon a suspicious bottle hanging from a tree. My peep sense on high I crept around the trunk of the tree and looking up I say it was A TRAP!! Had I pulled upon the bottle this large boulder would have landed on me head. ARGGG!!!
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/011.jpg)
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/015.jpg)
Pulling out my Peep arrows I quickly shot through the first two and captured the others for further questioning.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/019.jpg)
Back at me home I interogated the first Peep relentlessly but he remained tight lipped.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/012-1.jpg)
Even when I resorted to torture he cried out only one word before taking his last sugary breath.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/018.jpg)
Your Majesty, I regret that upon my returning to interogate the others captured upon this day, I found the cage empty and , though Anna swears she had nothing to do with I suspect she may have fallen off the wagon AGAIN for there were but a few sugary yellow crumbles upon her bodice....*sigh*.
I wil try again this next weekend your Majesty to aide in FOKTOP's relentless fight against Peeps. Huzzah to FOKTOP and long live Queen Bonnie!
So THIS is why Anna was late for Musical Men, ehh!
Best of luck this weekend. You and Lady Maud will have your hands full trying to protect Madge and Ambios!
A Report, Majesty
I didst see no Peeps near any of the Four Horsemen...
The Peeps, however, DID make their best attempts...
As your Minister of Anti-Peep Propaganda, please accept my report on the "Plots of the Peeps" at the second gathering of the Four Horsemen...
1. Peeps didst tamper with the weather and bring forth a rainstorm using a new device apparently created by an evil Peep sorceror. The rain only served to settle the dust at the site, so it backfired on the hideous Peeps.
2. Peeps didst follow the Horsemen to Rogue Manor, scope out the place and managed to perpetrate an act of Peep Terrorism on the septic system there. This plot didst cause our Harbinger, the Captain Seamus Rumkiller, to be delayed in his arrival at the Festival but otherwise failed to affect our gathering.
3. Peeps didst cause my sister to begin to feel ill and made her leave before she could finish recording all of our gathering but we endured.
4. Peep operatives managed to sneak stealthily upon us an drain the power from the recording device we didst use... but we sought out and found an alternative power source and remedied the matter.
5. Peeps somehow stole the keys to the coach that bore me home and locked them inside said coach and away from our reach but the chariot's owner didst call upon a locksmith who defeated the evil peeps' plan and got us away with Godspeed.
The Peeps should have known better, Majesty, for there were many FOKTOP Knights present and even our own Lord General Jarhead, who is one of the Four Horsemen... attempting such an operation in the face of such FOKTOP strength was Peep Suicide. We will attempt to round up the Peeps responsible, particularly that evil sorceror, and see they pay for their wicked ways!
that's just wrong.....
Huzzah to your pirate cousin for the peep report and seeing expired peeps is a good way to start my day! Huzzah and most well done.
Anna- do not give in to temptation. Be strong! I need your support against the Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! Grammercy Count Adolfo for your report also. What evil those Peeps did make! It does sound like the Four Horsemen have things under control!
Do give my best regards to Lord General Jarhead! Huzzah FOKTOP! Well done!
Lord Fondlebottom, Yes! Peeps are just wrong- in every way!! LOL!
Indeed, you are most welcome, Majesty...
know that this weekend would only have been better were it graced with the presence of our most excellent Queen
Huzzah to FOKTOP!
Queen Bonnie,
The Peeps tried to invade the LoveLand Castle.
Fear not. We had Angus & Capt. Faye there to put them out of there misery.
http://s715.photobucket.com/albums/ww155/BearChime/Castleteer%20Gathering%202009/
This is what happens when PEEPs try to invade a Castleteer Gathering!
(http://rawkstar.org/images/peepinvaders.jpg)
They're invading!!!
(http://rawkstar.org/images/peepsmash.jpg)
Thankfully Old Tinker caught them and started smashing the nasty little creatures!
(http://rawkstar.org/images/peepstab.jpg)
Angus found some around the back of the castle and swiftly took care of them...
(http://rawkstar.org/images/deadpeeps.jpg)
And to finish them off we burned the survivors alive!!
Thanks to everyone who took pics this past weekend. What a blast with the peep slaying!
Lol WindChime, great minds!
Oh HUZZAH!!!
Many ideas here for how to deal with our own troublesome Peeps who caused so much distress last weekend... shouldst we be fortunate enough to apprehend them this weekend.
It looks like FOKTOP had a busy weekend last weekend! :)
Huzzah and grammercy for the wonderous pictures of the peep slaying! Huzzah to FOKTOP! Thanks to Windchime, Old Tinker, Angus and Capt Faye! You have made me happy this day!
I shall be recruiting for FOKTOP this weekend at Scarborough Faire! KILL the PEEPS!
A frightening April Fool's joke, regarding the creation of monstrous, mutant, peeps.
http://planetsave.com/blog/2009/04/01/whale-sized-marshmallows-deployed-to-thwart-japanese-whalers/ (http://planetsave.com/blog/2009/04/01/whale-sized-marshmallows-deployed-to-thwart-japanese-whalers/)
Such things should not be joked about lest the evil peep scientists get ideas.
Whale sized Peeps! Now I will have nightmares!
What a horrible prank!Now I will really have to get busy and recruit lots more members for FOKTOP! BIG ones! Hoping it is giants day at Scarby!LOL!
You'll be needin' to hire harpooners into your corps of agents!
I am not entirely sure this is a hoax, Majesty...
for some time, FOKTOP Intelligence has been providing my Ministry with Intel on the Peeps... to aid in the propagation of propaganda
Wow... that's a Peep'n mouthful
Anyway, there were rumours of genetic engineering being done by certain Peep Factions to create Uber Peeps
These Uber Peeps would be made with the specific mission of annihilating FOKTOP.
Some of our Intel suggests that Daryl Hannah, herself, is a Peep.
Think about it, she pretty much never goes away...
much like a Peep...
she has yellow hair...
Perhaps Daryl Hannah is, in fact, the Peep Queen?
HMMMM? You bring up some interesting points Count Adolfo! We shall mull them over!
We are now thinking FOKTOP harpooners might be a good idea! I shall call out the Royal Navy and enlist the help of our Privateers too!
Hold down the castle until I return from Scarborough faire!
HUZZAH FOKTOP! Kill the PEEPS!
I shall be off to Fiddleworth this weekend...
who can hold down the Castle?
I am back! No Peeps at Scarby and we have many new Foktop members!
Kill the Peeps!
Oh Majesty, Majesty!!!
There were HUNDREDS of Peeps at the Queen's final tea at BARF!
I shall have some good news to report, shortly, though...
I am not having a good day. I could use good news Count Adolfo!
Hundreds of Peeps! Horrible!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on April 06, 2009, 04:45:51 PM
I am not having a good day. I could use good news Count Adolfo!
Hundreds of Peeps! Horrible!
This is troubling indeed, Majesty, to ALL of us loyal to you and your benevolent rule...
I shall endeavour to hurry along the good news...
Good Count and your Majesty, please allow a non-Foktop herald to share the good news of a glorious execution of the rare but devious King of the Chocolate Clan of Peeps. Performed by no one less than Queen Catherine Parr herself! Please notice how she inflicts great pain upon the beast in her noble three step execution.
The first blow was a swift one ending in decapitation!
(http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss331/KiltedHector/yDSC09930.jpg)
The second caused him to melt in his inability to serve any good moral purpose and thus returned the Everglades to their natural state.
(http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss331/KiltedHector/yDSC09931.jpg)
And the third step set in motion his demise and subsequent execution of all the rest of the clan.
(http://i589.photobucket.com/albums/ss331/KiltedHector/yDSC09932.jpg)
Huzzah!
Hector, a man such as yourself, whose moral fortitude and upstanding character I, personally, can vouch for, should be a FOKTOP Knight!
Remember the famous quote:
"All that is required for Peeps to triumph is for good folks to do nothing."
You shouldst consider joining our cause. We have the distinction, in our shire, of having Lord General Jarhead himself commanding the FOKTOP ranks. He has been granted two stars upon his insignia by Her Majesty herself.
With his leadership, we WILL triumph against the heinous Peep insurgency.
That being said, we could certainly use your help in doing so!
We would be most pleased and happy to include Hector in FOKTOP! Do join us Hector?
We are so very happy to see that your good and beauteous Queen Catherine Parr is helping the cause! Huzzah!VERY Well done! Do give her my best regards! This is happy news indeed! Grammercy Count Adolfo!
You Majesty! The PEEPS have infiltrated Easter Island! Is nothing sacred to these foul confections? Are we soon to see PEEPs taking the place of other great monuments on our own lands such as The Lincoln Memorial...*shudder*.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/easter-island-peeps-statue.jpg)
Thank you for your invitation your Majesty. All peeps must die and clearly the support of such noble persons as yourself, Queen Catherine Parr, Count Adolfo, Lord Jarhead and so many others signals that complete victory will one day be achieved. I do accept, shall convey your regards, and look forward to meeting you in person at TRF if not sooner.
Kill the peeps!
Huzzah to Hector joining FOKTOP!!!
Oh, those Peeps were in trouble BEFORE!!!
Quote from: Count Adolfo on April 10, 2009, 01:00:12 AM
Huzzah to Hector joining FOKTOP!!!
Oh, those Peeps were in trouble BEFORE!!!
Just ye keep bringin all the peep-prisoners to Madge and m'self, my good Count....we'lll be happy to "execute" them for ye! ::) ;D
Oh No! Not Easter Island too! Dratted peeps! That makes me very cross!
Huzzah and we are most pleased to have you join FOKTOP, Hector! Kneel before me- * Touches Hector on each shoulder with the Wee Claymore!* Arise Sir Hector!
Go forth and slay the evil peeps! Huzzah! We look forward to meeting at TRF where I shall do this in person!
There will be more execution videos to come... workin' on some interrogation right now... there was a very evil, diabolical Peep plot attempted here in the village of Fittleworth and I am seeing to it that those responsible are being made to pay the price!!!
I was sent a peep on face book, my gawd is there no end to their diabolical plans?? EEEEWWWWW
Horrid! Peeps on Facebook? Glad I am not on that place! What a nasty thing for someone to do, Lord Figaro!! E-Peeps! Fie!
Huzzah Count adolfo! We look forward to your executions! That will cheer my up!
I had to miss Scarby this weekend. I am in the doldrums, but one of the Royal felines is sick and I must nurse him back to health!
Peep torture, executions and any vanquishing of their evil plots will make me very happy!
Huzzah FOKTOP! Tis the season to overcome the hoards of pastel evil peeps!
Oh No! The nasty peeps are getting more recognition!
http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/peeps/chi-peeps-finalists-2009-photogallery,0,4385608.photogallery (http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/peeps/chi-peeps-finalists-2009-photogallery,0,4385608.photogallery)
*Anna bursts into song*
Oh in your FOKTOP bonnet
with captured PEEPS upon it
you'll be the proudest slayer in the
Peepster parade!
I'll be stomping bunnies
I'll melt them till they runnies
then join you in my bonnet
for the
Peepster Parade!!!
Happy Easter Bonnie. :)
Quote from: Anna Iram on April 11, 2009, 11:19:40 AM
*Anna bursts into song*
Oh in your FOKTOP bonnet
with captured PEEPS upon it
you'll be the proudest slayer in the
Peepster parade!
I'll be stomping bunnies
I'll melt them till they runnies
then join you in my bonnet
for the
Peepster Parade!!!
Happy Easter Bonnie. :)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Huzzah Anna! Your song gladdens my heart and makes me smile! Happy Peepster to all of FOKTOP!
Down with the evil Peeps!
We fight on the side of RIGHT!( And if you join, you can be a knight!)
Huzzah Foktop!
My recruiting slogan!
Might make a good tee shirt DB?
Kill the Peeps!
Queen Bonnie-
I have always admired the FOKTOPs from afar, but I wanted to let you know that I have indoctrinated by 2 little girls in the FOKTOP way.
Yesterday they received some sickly-sweet looking cupcakes with a peep sitting on the top. Well, my girls made me so happy- they new exactly what to do. They ripped off the heads and put the bodies in the microwave for a minute.
We didn't take any pictures, but the looks on their faces were priceless.
Huzzah CassandraR for having such wise and good lasses! We would be most pleased to make you all members of FOKTOP! You have made me very happy today! That was exactly the right and proper way to treat those evil cupcake peeps!
This in The Washington Post in the Sunday Source
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2009/04/10/GA2009041001969.html
Sad to see some folks think of Peeps as art! Slaying Peeps as art is much better.
I'd like to say that, at the aforementioned Peep Invasion at the Castleteer Gatherin', LadyHawkontheHill and I desperately tried to burn a Peep at the stake, but the dratted thing would have none of it! Needless to say, we instead drove the stake through said Peep, and the good Carl protected us the rest of the way out of the gardens by destroying the evil beings with his boot! All the Castleteers put up a brave fight. ^.^
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on April 14, 2009, 08:43:07 AM
Huzzah CassandraR for having such wise and good lasses! We would be most pleased to make you all members of FOKTOP! You have made me very happy today! That was exactly the right and proper way to treat those evil cupcake peeps!
Awesome my lady! I shall not disappoint, we will look for new ways to slay the peeps!
Jinx!!! Huzzah to the Castleteers and you and Lady Hawke on the Hill! HUGS! to you both! A stake through a peep is a good thing! Well done!
Huzzah to you and your brave lasses CassandraR. I await you new methods of peep slaying and torture with anticipation!
Did you all see this?
http://i.gizmodo.com/5207039/peeps-are-they-for-eating-or-entertainment (http://i.gizmodo.com/5207039/peeps-are-they-for-eating-or-entertainment)
And a funny image:
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2009/04/ScreenHunter_02_Apr._11_17.21.jpg)
(both courtesy of Highlander James in KY)
And yes, Capt Faye and I had a blast being the official "Peep Slingers" at the Castleteer event, lol!!! They got some great pics of the mayhem!
I just found this one... no more for today, I promise! LOL!
Soylent Green is PEEPS!!!
(http://www.satori.org/images/Soylent%20Peeps.jpg)
Too funny!!
LOL!
Soylent peep!
Many new FOKTOP members were recruited and knighted by me at Scarby! The peeps will tremble at our might!
Go forth and kill the peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP!
That is wonderous news!
your Majesty, the most care'n, kind, magical Ruler of thy Realm of Everything, our most beloved Queen Bonnie,
may your Royal Tinker ask if thee would consider the knighting of one of me Belle's and me's Ren Daughters, to FOKTOP. she be Capt.Lucy. she has demonstrated, with here PICs of Soylent Green PEEPs that she would be a good addition to the FOKTOP Ranks,
with thy's permission,
at thy service,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
" Long Live The Queen !! "
LOL! :) Wow.... it would indeed be an honor!
I would be more than pleased, Old Tinker! Anything for you and Belle!! We are very impressed with Capt Lucy and the Peep pictures she sends brighten my day! I would love to honor her in person- but for now this will have to do
*! Kneel before me Capt Lucy!
Do you swear to kill the evil peeps and maim and torture them? And will you spread the word far and wide of their evil intentions? Protect the innocent lads and lassies and be loyal to the Crown?
I know what is in your heart and you are a true Knight of FOKTOP!
Arise Sir Lucy Of FOKTOP! Go forth and slay the Evil Peeps!
Huzzah to Capt Lucy!*
your Majesty, your bless'ns upon our Capn Lucy shall not be wasted. she shall serve FOKTOP to the fullest.
your Royal Tinker and faithful servant,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Do take care of things here for me Old Tinker. On the Morrow I shall be doing more recruiting at Scarby! Back soon!
Huzzah to FOKTOP!
Death to evil Peeps!
as thee wish my Queen,
to serve is to be alive,
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on April 24, 2009, 12:44:19 PM
I would be more than pleased, Old Tinker! Anything for you and Belle!! We are very impressed with Capt Lucy and the Peep pictures she sends brighten my day! I would love to honor her in person- but for now this will have to do
*! Kneel before me Capt Lucy!
Do you swear to kill the evil peeps and maim and torture them? And will you spread the word far and wide of their evil intentions? Protect the innocent lads and lassies and be loyal to the Crown?
I know what is in your heart and you are a true Knight of FOKTOP!
Arise Sir Lucy Of FOKTOP! Go forth and slay the Evil Peeps!
Huzzah to Capt Lucy!*
*kneels before Queen Bonnie* I swear to do your bidding and help conquer the peeps!
Thank thee our Queen!
Some one send me a peep thingy on face book, and they even said YUMMY!!!!!!! That's just NOT RIGHT, stop the insanity. Eww I feel so soiled now.
Huzzah Captain Lucy! We are very pleased to make it official! Do visit us at TRF or Scarby and I shall knight you in person!
That is horrible Lord Figaro! Glad I am not on Facebook. Perhaps the folk there are just uninformed about the evil of peeps!
Be warned everyone, now they are adding peep flavor to POPCORN is nothing sacred to these evil things???? One more vision of proof that they are truly out for world domination.
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/peepcorn.jpg)
Dastardly!!! Evil!
What is next? Peep ice cream? I know- peepza pie! Evil! Nasty!
Be vigilant FOKTOP!
No Peeps seen at Scarby!
I think they know your graciousness is there, and they know they would never stand a chance against thee.
Quote from: Lord Figaro on April 26, 2009, 03:13:13 PM
Be warned everyone, now they are adding peep flavor to POPCORN is nothing sacred to these evil things???? One more vision of proof that they are truly out for world domination.
(http://i300.photobucket.com/albums/nn33/kilroyshr/peepcorn.jpg)
I literally just threw up a little in my mouth... Why ruin popcorn (which isn't my favorite to begin with) with the most vile substance known to mankind!?
Aye, if you want sweet with your popcorn, get kettle corn. No Peeps involved! The above is just disgusting.
Beware for the peeps are now invading the so-called world of art! At least in one place, the peeps were killed prior to completing their nasty efforts.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/gallery/2009/04/10/GA2009041001969.html?nav=hcmoduletmv
I am so honored to have been allowed to kneel before our illustrious Queen and inducted into FOKTOP this weekend at Scarby, in order to better serve the cause here in this far-flung outpost on the very Frontier of the struggle against the Evil PEEPS! I will do my utmost to guard against the infestation, and never fail in my vigilance! I am honored by your regard, my Queen, and am at your service!!!
Twas my pleasure to meet you in person at last Rani Z. You are an asset to our cause! We were most pleased to knight you formally into FOKTOP!
Happy to do this service personally for any people who wish to join our cause!
Grammercy for helping me repel the lone peep sympathizer at Scarby! Thanks to Grov too!
Herr pro peep backed down quickly!
Victory is ours!
Kill the PEEPS!
Huzzah FOKTOP!
HUZZAH!!! It was our pleasure to assist you in routing the cowardly PEEP collaborator, Madame!
The dastardly fellow ran quickly enough when confronted with your mighty wizards staff, the threat of a battle to the death, and the rallying cry of "FOKTOP" ringing across the Court Dance!
You, my Queen, are the mightiest of PEEP slayers, and I am proud to serve at your side and happy to have finally managed to catch up to you in your processional!!! It was lovely to sit and visit with you, also, and I look forward to seeing you again as soon as possible... :D
Peeps to blame for womans eviction.
http://www.coloradodaily.com/news/2009/jun/20/eviction-easter-bunnies-boulder-county-woman-asks-/
Amazing! Nasty peeps cause trouble where ever they go!
But peeps as a religious decoration???? No way!
Down with the evil peeps!
(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll73/ross253/888/5aug/assorted05/18.jpg)
Awww.. poor little Peep guy. He's clearly just interested in cruising around on his bike when along comes some sugary bit of fluff, she hops on his bike and whispers sweet nothings in his ear and clearly he is led astray.
As for the previous picture of the Peeps door decorations, I'll warrant it was the Peeps flagrant use of Easter grass that was their undoing.
http://www.coloradodaily.com/photos/2009/jun/20/161378/
Shocking behavior!
Oh Magical Ruler of Everything, our most beloved Queen Bonnie,
may your gentle servant request your attention!
I humbly pretition that my bride, the lovely and stalwart Michelle the Disheveled, be admitted into FOKTOP and your service as a slayer of peeps.
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/scan0008-1-1.jpg)
She has a long standing hatred of all things peepish and often carries these trophies on her belt so that her ememies may know and fear her
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/hangingpeeps003.jpg)
It will be her honour to serve and she hopes to greet your highness in person at TRF this year.
All hail our Magical Queen!
We are most pleased to invest Michelle the Disheveled in the noble order of FOKTOP!
Neel Michelle! You can tell of your hatred of the evil peeps and you desire to do away with them gladdens my heart! we admire your trophies! You will be an asset to FOKTOP!
* Touches Michelle on each shoulder with the Wee Claymore!*
Arise Lady Michelle- Knight of FOKTOP! Go ye forth and slay PEEPS! HUZZAH!
Queen Bonnie, Michelle and I both thank you for the honour!
PS, is there a FOKTOP pin?? ???
And I thank you for your support of FOKTOP! Yes! There is a FOKTOP pewter pin! I designed it! Ask DeadBishop!
Yes, there is a pin! However, they have long since run out. I'd be more than happy to do another run of pins. Just like the R/F pins, we need to get a minimum of 20 pins prepaid for in order to get them made.
So, who wants one? We can put an informal list together to see if there's enough interest first.... :)
I would love to have one.
Ooh I'd definitely get another one, just to paint it another colour. :)
Put me on the list!
good DB, me's would like two more if possible.
(bows to Queen Bonnie as he leaves this thread.)
OT & B...
I'd like one. For my pirate cousin Rose. ;)
Would it be possible for me to get 2 of them?
Okay, looks like there's some interest! I'm posting a stickied poll here in Queen Bonnie's Realm to get an accurate count, so if everyone who's already posted can do the poll, that would be superb!
Thanks so much DB!!!
All FOKTOP members need pins! Show those evil Peeps we are a threat to be reckoned with! Kill the Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! I wear mine proudly. They are fun to paint too. My peep is yellow and I used copper and green metallic acrylic paint on my pin! The peeps will run in fear of our might!
Oh I want to join FOKTOP. I finally ventured into this thread to see what its about. Down with the evil PEEPs
News from the front.......they are trying a flanking movement......
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/07/09/first-peeps-store-opens-in-maryland/?icid=main
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/08/AR2009070803978.html
It looks like a carefully planned counter attack on the 2009 Rendevoux state....
Indeed Lairde. Perhaps they just want to get the most bang for their buck by spending with their own kind. Sad....
Quote from: LadyShadow on July 08, 2009, 12:34:44 PM
Oh I want to join FOKTOP. I finally ventured into this thread to see what its about. Down with the evil PEEPs
We would be most honored to have you join FOKTOP, Lady Shadow! Kill the Peeps! Tis a noble cause!
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on July 10, 2009, 08:23:10 AM
News from the front.......they are trying a flanking movement......
http://www.slashfood.com/2009/07/09/first-peeps-store-opens-in-maryland/?icid=main
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/07/08/AR2009070803978.html
It looks like a carefully planned counter attack on the 2009 Rendevoux state....
Shall we open a FOKTOP recruiting center across from the Peep store? Not everyone has been brainwashed by those sticky evil Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the peeps!
Perhaps with a PEEPS Annonymous help center annexed for those who fall off the PEEPWagon. ;D
Good idea Anna! Are you doing OK with fighting your peep addiction?
Chocolate and Scotch work wonders!
Death to the Evil Peeps!
Ummm...well...they say cold turkey is bad for the health....?.... ::)
...more chocolate please.....
...mmm....chocolate? might actually cure me of my Peep addiction as well...
And I too would be interested in a Foktop pin (with an intent to surprise Lady Maud with it....she's not often on the forums this year)
My heart is happy to see so many are supporting FOKTOP!
Kill the Peeps!
Dark chocolate works very well against Peep Addiction- but milk chocolate will do in a pinch. Dark goes better with Scotch too!
Huzzah FOKTOP!
aye
I wear MY FOKTOP pin with PRIDE!!!
MMMMM... dark chocolate....
Dark chocolate also keeps the dementors away!
This heat in TX melts Evil Peeps! They sure are quiet lately! Good thing!
They are hiding from the might of FOKTOP!!! kill the Peeps!
So, I know I have disappeared for awhile, but in my absence, I can promise I never ended my oath to FOKTOP and wanting to rid the world of the evil peeps.
Luckily, there have been none in the near vicinity of my home in a long time, but I shall keep looking around for you all. But on the plus side, I don't think I shall find them any time soon because I have a bunch of chocolate at my disposal for baking purposes. So no peeps to worry about right now. :D
Your Majesty, I received this despicable and icky note in my evening's mail, along with a photo of said PEEPetrator!! The note was addressed to you and so I am delivering it post haste!
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l142/Marianna00/peep-1.jpg)
Peeps Just want to have fun (as borrowed from Cyndi LauPeeper)
I come here in the morning light,
Your Majesty says "When you gonna live your life right?"
Oh,Bonnie,dear,
We're not the fortunate ones,
And Peeps,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,Peeps,
Just wanna have fun.
The phone rings in the middle of the night,
Your FOKTOP knights are coming and we run from their might
Oh, Bonnie dear,
You know you're still number one,
But Peeps,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,Peeps,just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
When the working day is done,
Oh,Peeps,
They wanna have fu-un,
Oh,Peeps,
Just wanna have fun....
Peeps,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Peeps,
Wanna have
Some members take a beautiful Peeps,
And hide her away in the fridge so she will keep.
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun.
Oh,Peeps,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,Peeps,
Just wanna have
That's all they really want.....
Some fun....
When the working day is done,
Oh,Peeps,
They wanna have fu-un.
Oh,Peeps,
Just wanna have fun...
Peeps,
They want,
Wanna have fun.
Peeps,
Wanna have.
So don't burn us
So don't burn u-u-us....
So don't burn us,
(Oh....)
So don't burn u-u-us.....
(Peeps just wanna have fun...)
Oh...
Peeps just wanna have fu-un...
Please don't stomp us,
don't stomp u-u-s....
Please don't stomp us,
don't stomp u-u-us....
(Oh...)
They just wanna...
(They just wanna have fun...)
Peeps just wanna have fu-un...
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,Peeps...
Peeps,
Just wanna have fu-un...
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna have fun...
Peeps just wanna have fu-un..
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Have fun..)
They just wanna,
(Peeps wanna have fun)
They just wanna....
Oh,Peeps..
(Wanna have fun....)
Peeps just wanna have fu-un.
When the workin',
When the working day is done.
Oh,when the working day is done,
Oh,Peeps,
Peeps just wanna have fu-un.
They just wanna,
They just wanna....
(Oh,Peeps...)
They just wanna,
(Have fun....)
Oh,Peeps..
Peeps just wanna have fu-un
They just wanna,
They just wanna...
When the working day is done...
(fades)
Toooo funny!!
ROTFLMAO, Anna..... ;D ::) ;D
LOL! Very cute- but Peeps won't have much fun in this realm!
Huzzah Foktop! Thinking of a song To the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
The Peeps have seen the glory of the coming of FOKTOP!
The Peeps are all a tremble and their fun will be sure to Stop!
Etc.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_GTb2CWCja3g/SojR0NHfVrI/AAAAAAAAAEw/kBdfxpJAe1c/s800/Despicable.jpg)
HUGS John! LOL!!!That is too perfect!
I adore looney toons!!!
Bugs and company hate evil peeps too!
Hugs back Queen Bonnie
Fracking Fantastic!
Now, if only that peep were on FIRE...
Wait a minute! THAT'S MY JOB!!!!!
*grabs her mini peep-torch*
How many FOKTOP Knights will be at RenDezvous?
checking in case the Peeps try to crash it... spies indicate the Peeps are planning something
Alas! I shall only be there in spirit! Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the PEEPS!!!
I'll be there good Count. And while weapons are not permitted, we have secured the services of a flaming throwing wizard to carmelize any peeps who dare invade Revel Grove.
Alas I will not be there, though I may wish too. Though I will however be on the continued look out for peeps in my corner of the kingdom!
Hector, Falcone and I shall certainly be there, Majesty... and Hector has tricks up his sleeve!
I, alas, have merely arms up mine... and without the aid of weaponry, it seems I shall have to depend on my appointment as Minister of Anti Peep Propaganda to bolster the ranks of FOKTOP there and defeat them with numbers!
You have done a wonderous job as Minister of anti Peep Propaganda Count Adolfo! Keep up the good work! Huzzah! Hector does seem to have grand ideas! Is the flame throwing wizard unattached? Hmmm! LOL! Huzzah Foktop and let no Peeps live at Renndevous! I am counting on you all to KILL the PEEPS!!!
I thank thee, thy Grace, for thine kind words!
You are most welcome Count! And I thank you for your loyalty and service!!! Huzzah to you!
The Queen's Champion and Peep Slayer will be there, armed at least with my feastware (to skewer and squish them, not eat them - I have no wish to be sick during RenDezvous). No Peeps will dare to infiltrate THIS gathering!
Alert all brave FOKTOP members! I have seen ghost Peeps at local food vendors! I will try to capture some in the next week or so...
Ghost Peeps already! ???Oh No! I dislike the Halloween Peeps the most. They offend me! Tis my favorite holiday. How Dare they??? Fie on pastel peep mockery of All Hallows Eve! be Vigilant FOKTOP! Kill the Peeps!
*sends a scroll to Queen Bonnie's Court, in a box filled with crystals and various fresh herbs*
Queen Bonnie,
I, your neighboring Empress and Royal Peep Flamer, am going out to survey my lands in the North. During my inspections, I will be making a showing in Maryland, to make sure that the Fires there are still burning brightly. During my inspections, I will, of course, be checking the lay of the land for our greatest foes, the PEEPS! I have acquired a miniature blowtorch, that will make the fiery execution of those vile beasts even easier than ever. Please, trust that while I am on duty, no peep shall endure!
Your Fellow Monarch and Friend in Flames,
Empress Brimstone Blue
Huzzah and Grammercy for your flaming Peep slaying! We are most grateful! Hugs and Grammercy Empress Blue! Rennjoy the Renndevous! Rennvy!
Any Peeps out and about at Revel Grove come Saturday had best beware, for not only will Blue and Hector and Seamus and Falcone and Lupa and Ulfric and several other FOKTOP agents be about...
I'll be there without need of a cane, so can do some proper Peep-butt kickin' if need be!
We'll make sure to take plenty of pictures, Majesty, and will be wishing you were there amongst us.
I wish I could be there with you all! I know the loyal knights of FOKTOP will keep renndevous Peep free! Drink a toast to me! I shall be there in spirit! HUZZAH to FOKTOP! KILL the peeps!
My queen it is my pleasure to report that no Peeps were sighted at MDRF opening weekend... all knights will take post during Rendezvous to ensure the same.
Stay vigilant FOKTOP!
Took 12 prisoners at the Safeway across from Medieval Times last weekend...they did not last long under questioning...must work on my microwave-boarding technique...those 12, however, are no longer a threat...
Majesty, a force of Peeps in M'Crack Green attempted to infiltrate the Clan at Rendezvous during the Family Gathering. Fortunately, they were decimated. Their operation was a failure and once again, Gimli walked about the shire with three Peeps impaled upon his great PeepSlayer weapon!
Majesty, as the good Count has indicated, this vile attempt by the evil peeps was decimated with much vigor by the Knights and friends present. In addition to Gimili's noble work, Blue's flaming torch melted another peep while Var's arrows took down the rest of their force. Hopefully Revel Grove is safe from invasion for the season but no doubt Lupa will ensure any further attempts will be met with overwhelming force to conquer this pestilence.
Well done to those visiting our Grove and assiting!! Any more sitings will be handled swiftly and harsh to be sure!!
Huzzah FOKTOP!
Huzzah to FOKTOP and all the brave knights who kept the Renndevous peep free!
I am most pleased!
I can see Gimli with impaled peeps! Smiles!!! Grammercy Count Adolfo, Hector, Lupa, Blue, Amras and all who helped!
Kill the Peeps! Victory is ours!
Here's a shot of that peep hanging from my mighty parasol, after being dealt a series of burns...
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc14/blue66669/RenDezvous%2009/mycloset070.jpg)
Impressive! The Peeps I had captured were green... an obvious attempt to infiltrate the Clan M'Crack
If that is one of them, ye knocked the green right off o'him
Quote from: Count Adolfo on September 11, 2009, 04:04:48 PM
Impressive! The Peeps I had captured were green... an obvious attempt to infiltrate the Clan M'Crack
If that is one of them, ye knocked the green right off o'him
The green beasts were on day 1 good Count. The yellow elders arrived on day 2. How was the loki?
Spectacular, accountin' for me inability to remember or even approximate a memory of the events of much of the weekend!
Majesty, Hector is quite the FOKTOP Knight and had our backs so handily that we apparently could drink all weekend and not be in danger! That's one derring-do Knight... a Knight Commander, so to say!
Huzzah to Hector! I do enjoy drinking in peace and not being harassed by peeps! We hope Hector will join us at TRF some time!
I am still attempting, Majesty, to accomplish a trek to TRF with Falcone...
mayhaps I can convince Hector to accompany us
The peeps were idiots to attempt taking over Revel Grove with so many loyal members of FOKTOP present. They suffered their proper fate. Good Count, I believe the elders did not attack until Sunday as they were casting spells to distort the memories of the knights present.
I do hope to make it to TRF this year. My preference is All Hallows if I can get the scheduling to work. Hopefully that will be resolved soon.
that explains it... indeed, that explains it
and gives me more propaganda to spread
beware, for Peep Elders have powerful magicks that will distort our minds and memories!
On a Travel Channel show about a place that deep-fries just about everything, the cook mentioned that about the only thing he doesn't deep-fry is peeps. "They puff up and puff up and then just kinda dissolve," he said.
While this may sound like good news, I should point out that this demonstrates grave peril in defending a castle against peeps using hot oil. Unless you have enough hot oil, all you'll do is make them bigger!
Yours in defiance of evil peeps,
Iaian
Ooh... more propaganda:
Peeps gain super-peep powers and capabilities when exposed to hot oil
HMMM. Wondering what used motor oil would do to evil peeps? Anyone want to try?
I have recently captured some purple peeps attempting to infiltrate my noble garb... Majesty... I'd be happy to do some experimentation and perhaps get a sorceror to "record" the event for posterity's sake...
Huzzah! You have my good wishes for any peep experimentation you might want to try good Count. We look forward to the results with anticipation!!!!! Kill ,maim and torture the evil peeps- not in that order of course!!! Huzzzah FOKTOP!!! Down with the evil PEEPS!!!
We here at SkyCastle Manor have been experimenting with habaneros and mini torches. We'll see how it comes out- I'll be reporting again soon...
HMMM! Sounds interesting! Keep us posted Blue! Hot time for evil peeps! LOL!
I was nearly ambushed by chocolate cat Peeps at Target over the weekend. They were lurking about amongst the Halloween decorations when I turned and saw them. I turned them over to a three-horned monster to dispose of them. (Really - there was some sort of ceramic monster thing with an open mouth with fangs, and I left the Peeps sticking out of the mouth.)
Huzzah Var!
Perhaps it was the legendary One eyed three horned flying purple PEEP-le eater!? :D They made a song about him once as I recall...
"What will YOU get thrown out of Target for...?"
LOL!
Peeps are evil! The word must be spread! Huzzah Var!
Well, he was green, not purple, but seemed perfectly willing to deal with the Peeps. Probably a cousin!
At last, I have posted my RenDezvous pictures and can offer proof of Gimli's unwavering dedication to FOKTOP.
On Saturday morning, he captured these green Peeps:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/Var_Greyshadow/GimliwithGreenPeeps.jpg)
On Sunday, a troop of yellow Peeps failed in their attempt to infiltrate Tailgate:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/Var_Greyshadow/GimliwithYellowPeeps.jpg)
Not only did Gimli spear three of them, our beloved Empress Blue captured one and hung it as a warning to all other Peeps:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/Var_Greyshadow/BrimstoneBlue-PeepSlayer.jpg)
Huzzah to Gimli and Blue! Great pictures Var!!! Kill the PEEPS!
Aye... that weapon of Gimli's seems imbued with anti-Peep magic for it nearly always finds itself with three of the vile beasts impaled upon its points.
The PEEP ATOMIZER is primed for opening weekend of TRF. The closing boom of the first day will herald the demise of at least a dozen of the pesky critters.
Hardly a drop in the peep ocean, but at least these won't be coming back. 8)
Huzzah Pyromaster! I can always count on you to send peeps into space- while providing much beauty for those watching.! I am sure the peep world will be quivering in terror! I will be laughing with delight! Huzzah FOKTOP!!! Death to Peeps! Even one gone is a triumph for our side! grammercy!
Here comes the ... peeps?
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z290/wattsupdoc/PeepsWeddingCake.jpg)
Taffy, my Ministry has examined the evidence you have so kindly and expertly provided and have generated the following report which, Majesty, I believe you will find most interesting:
Wedding of Baron Leopeep von Peepenstein.
Coordinating with the amazing and talented spy network of FOKTOP and gathering information from all other Ministries within the Shire, our experts have concluded that this imagery is from the wedding of one Baron Leopeep von Peepenstein. The Peep Chancellor's nephew is also a key advisor to Crown Prince Peeper von Peep and is suspected of genetic experimentation using Indentured Peeps and various other horrific beasts to create cross-breeds to aid in their fight against us.
At the top of the Peepestal is the Baron himself with his new bride to be, Peepina. She is said to be as ruthless and twisted as the Baron so has been declared dangerous to FOKTOP knights everywhere.
On the next tier down you'll notice the personal retinue of the Baron... all taken from the Peepulace of the Barony of Peepenstein. Note how they are kept beneath but close to the Baron... and within the ring of Peepguards... seen on the next tier down in Battle Blue.
Finally, assembled as close as the guards will allow them to get to the newlywed Peepensteins are the thralls, the masses, the enthusiastic to the point of zealous fans and followers of this sick duo.
I am in awe of Taffy's skill at getting as close as she did to capture this portrait!
Be aware that the Baron, being Chancellor Peepenheimer's favourite nephew, is under his personal protection and often has Royal Peep Brigade guards at his disposal. Any FOKTOP knight attempting to rid the world of the dangerous Peepenstein should make sure to attempt the assault in numbers, as you could easily find yourself outflanked if not. Captivity to Peeps is torturous and it's unlikely any FOKTOP agent would be granted mercy of any kind.
Elimination of the Baron and Baroness, though, should be a top priority of FOKTOP.
Well, that's the extent of the report at this time. If any knights or agents have any other knowledge to share, please get it to me via the Ministry of Anti Peep Propaganda.
We are winning the war... but until we fully understand the vile monsters that are the Peeps... we can never have total victory.
Long Live The Queen!
Long Live FOKTOP!
Count Adolfo Ludovico DiCesare DiAmore
Minister of Anti-Peep Propaganda
OH My!!! That is a horrific sight!
We must get rid of these abominations!
Consulting my spell book to see what I can add! Arise FOKTOP and vanquish this evil foe!
Did anyone think of an incendiary device in the cake? Bombe surprise? A BIG Boom would make me feel better after seeing that. We are most pleased at the vigilance of FOKTOP! Huzzah Taffy and Count Adolfo!
kill the evil peeps!
Being the skulky type, this was a google find.
Ghost Peeps were sighted lurking on the lower shelves of the Halloween decor at Michael's this weekend. Fortunately, they were still packaged and did not attempt to assault my feet. Due to the amount of rain we were getting, I did have on boots and could have squished them if they had tried anything. (Is Gore-Tex Peep-proof?)
Sounds like yet another valiant conquest Var! I did not realize you traveled with a Peep Ecto Trap! Quite resourceful of you. Knight Venkman would be proud!
Who is this "Michael"? Is he giving safe harbor to members of the evil peep empire? The pirate brigade is assembling this weekend in Myers Fort and shall be at the ready shall we be needed to wipe out this vile nest of peep harboring scum. We will be at the Pub awaiting your recommendation.
Word to the wise... make the recommendation early
not long at the Pub and even the best of us in FOKTOP start to get... well...
My dear friends and Queen of the shire. I also found the ghostly peeps and some orange ones too at a local store. When saw I them they were still in the package but the urge to stomp them was strong. I stayed far away from them as possible. Be aware that they seem to coming out for all hallows eve. I think we need to build a big bonfire and and show them what can happen if they think to bother anybody. Anybody for roasting a few peeps?
"Michael's" is a chain of crafts stores. Considering that the Peeps were lurking in the bottom of the display, they may have infiltrated the store on their own. I shall have to investigate other locations to see if this is the case or they are Peep-sympathisers.
As for an Ecto-Trap - not needed. These are Peeps in Halloween costumes. They can be squished just like any other Peeps. They've disguised themselves as pumpkins and "black" (actually brown chocolate - Peeps haven't figured out black dye) cats as well.
Making ready for the opening weekend of TRF! Being once again properly armed, I will suffer no Peep to enter the grounds, especially since our goode Queen Bonnie will be attendance.
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/09%20Fairy%20Weekend/trf09fairyweekend027.jpg)
A meeting of kindred spirits, FOKTOP member Shelley the Peep Slayer and Queen Bonnie finally meet to discuss their hatred of peeps!
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/09%20Fairy%20Weekend/trf09fairyweekend028.jpg)
And the order gains some new knights!
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/09%20Fairy%20Weekend/trf09fairyweekend029.jpg)
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/09%20Fairy%20Weekend/trf09fairyweekend032.jpg)
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/09%20Fairy%20Weekend/trf09fairyweekend031.jpg)
Oh Huzzah!!
Peeps in ghost form have infiltrated the local markets. I captured a few and brought them back to my keep so I could deal them swift justice.
This little abomination tried to invoke evil spirits against me, so I decided that he must be burned at the stake.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2839.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2841.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2843.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2845.jpg)
The next one, as punishment for his crimes, was drawn to the place of execution, and there quartered.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2846.jpg)
The next Peep did meet his doom by way of the blade as well (as did several of his brothers, he was the most photogenic).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2847.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2848.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2849.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2850.jpg)
Next I let my daughter Chiane, a FOKTOP squire, do away with one of the little villains.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2851.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2852.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2853.jpg)
Finally, I gave one the radiation treatment.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2855.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/italiandaddy/FOKTOP/100_2856.jpg)
Long Live our good Queen Bonnie! Death to Peeps!
Glad to see that the spooky PEEPS are meeting their demise in a fitting ritual of slow, painful destruction!
Now THAT'S what these forums are all about!
I had a fantastic weekend at TRF and happy to report We have many new recruits to FOKTOP! Huzzah! Grammercy Zardoz for the wonderous photos of the knightings! Shelly is now the Royal Peep Slayer for her enthusiastic hatred of Evil Peeps! The hanged peeps made my day!
Huzzah and very well done Dustin! Your inventive executions of the evil peeps brought a big smile to my face! I adored the photos!!!! Huzzah to Chiane too!
Keep up the good work Knights of FOKTOP!!! Huzzah!
Shelley and I thank you my Queen!
always brings a smile to my face to see evil Peeps set asunder and tossed into the pits of their own fiery demise!!!
Huzzah, Majesty, for swelling our ranks even further!
Huzzah Dustin and well done! :) Your daughter does indeed look to be enjoying the job at hand. Not just a knight in the making but I think she has the makings of a FOKTOP Angel as well. :)
Huzzah!! It is great to see the strength of FOKTOP growing each day. Down with all of the Evil Peeps!
Dear Queen Bonnie, I have managed to capture several of the enemy disguised in both pumpkin and your beloved kitty form!
The kitty ones are most devious and are trying to win me over with their cute faces. I will be strong!
They are being held until their sentencing (death by Castleteers) Nov. 6th/7th at Chateau LaRoche / Loveland Castle!
Looks as if FOKTOP has its work cut out for them :o ,,,,,, http://www.mansfieldnewsjournal.com/article/20091210/UPDATES01/91210005
Cheers!
Ratman & Bobin
We heard about this on NPR tonight on the way home...I certainly hope that they're not becoming *shudder* "National Peeps Radio!"
I have recruited a lot of members for FOKTOP!
Peeps! Their evil knows no bounds! now a store? Not NPR too? DRAT!
Be vigilant Foktop! Kill the Peeps! Stop the evil! Huzzah!
Long Live the Queen!
Long Live FOKTOP!
Majesty, in my mundane subterfuge, masquerading as an "employee", I didst see the most troubling thing...
You see, I have been undercover at an office where I had heard rumblings that Peeps may be operating.
Upon being assigned to a "superior" (worry not, my true fealty lies not with her) I discovered that she refers to us, her "team", as her "peeps"
This led me to believe that I was on the right track and recently this may have been confirmed, for one of my "co-workers" didst present her with PEEPS for Christmas!
I considered destroying them on the spot but knew this wouldst certainly compromise my cover (and of course likely get me fired and that'd be no fun) so I simply snarled and scowled and turned my back lest the PEEPS see me and recognize me.
They have infiltrated virtually every level of the mundane society, Majesty
I fear the mundanes will be lost to us unless we can discover the source of their evil plot and vanquish it!
I KNOW we have the knights to do it.
This is indeed very upsetting news Count Adolfo!
I knew things were TOO Quiet! Drat!
I am busy recruiting more and more good knights to our valiant cause of stamping out and obliterating the Evil PEEPS! They may have us out numbered- but RIGHT shall prevail!
Keep up the good work!
Kill the PEEPS! Huzzah FOKTOP!
Your Majesty, a very startling thing has just occured in myne own home. Whilst indulging in a bit of spring cleaning I did come upon a Peep in hiding. A very hard and crusty old fellow and I wonder if perhaps he is not one of the escaped prisoners from last seasons capture and interogation, lying in wait these long months and hoping to wreck havoc upon this new season of faire. One did go missing and I was accused, by my piratical cousin Rose, of having eaten him. Hmmm...mayhaps if I interrogate him myself and learn of his evil plan I might reddeem myself. He has been captured and placed in bondage until I can decide how best to deal with him.
Huzzah Anna and well done. Watch out. Those old crusty peeps are wily!
Be vigilant FOKTOP! The time of the peeps massing is approaching!
I will be making sure not on the evil peeps infiltrate Sherwood Forrest faire!
I will be adding to our numbers to vanquish the evil Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the peeps! Any good peep torture going on?
Easter weekend is coming up soon! We must do all we can to stop the pastel evil of the Peeps from spreading!
Arise FOKTOP! Kill the peeps!
No peeps seen at Sherwood forest faire- yet!
Alas, that it were so everywhere, Queen Bonnie. Just this past day at BARF, I was accosted by the Queen, who upon seeing my FOKTOP badge, loudly and proudly proclaimed that she was a friend of peeps. Later in that same day I saw her carrying what could only be described as a ragged horde of them on sticks. Alas, she was moving too quickly through the crowd that I was unable to intervene.
I am very sad that the Royalty of BARF does not support our Noble cause to rid the world of sticky pastel sweetness - evil Peeps! Alas! I hope the peeps on sticks were impaled? We are hoping your Good Queen may see the error of her ways.
Although they were on sticks, impaled is not the right term. The peeps, evil creatures that they are, seemed to be enjoying it.
She did, in her own way, rid the world of these offending beasts. She loves them long enough to see them gone! LOL
uh, I mean, arrr! Foul creatures of evil!
I did all I could, Majesty
I told her that Peeps killed Julius Caesar
(Ette Tu Peeps!)
;D
And that they were responsible for the Plague...
but she was undeterred!
Alas! The Evil Peeps have brainwashed your Good Queen! Consuming them? We shall send her healing vibes. Grammercy for trying to get her to change her ways. Huzzah to all the brave and valiant knights of FOKTOP! Go forth and kill the Peeps! Pastels! ARGGH!
I've had the pleasure of meeting the Queen at BARF and she is a most elegant lady. I'm certain that her court and followers will continue to advise her on the evil of those marshmallow monstrocities!
Your magick is most powerful, Queen Bonnie. Although we were not able to look in every shoppe at Sherwood, we did not notice any peeps in that magical kingdom. Good thing too, because I purchased a new sword at Sherwood and would have gladly used it to slay any peeps who attempted to spoil the fun.
Huzzah! The only peeps I saw were dead peeps on the belt of one of our brave Foktop ladies! HUZZAH!
Sherwood is happily Peep free!
my good friend Robin Hood would shoot any peeps he sees! The pirates would cleave them with cutlasses and no idea what manner of magic the fae might use on them/
No peeps at Sherwood! Come and Enjoy!
Our Queen Bonnie we the Castleteers of Loveland Castle had a peep invasion but Captain Faye & Captain Lucy along with a few others saw fit to throw them to their deaths from the tower then the rest of us proceeded to burn them in the fire to make sure none should survived.
here is a link to the photos you can also find a video of the peep slaying in action. http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=156161&id=504624718&l=a8316121f8
Yes, My sister and I find Peep Slinging is our specialty!
Huzzah to the Castleteers! Grammercy for stopping the Evil Peeps! Your disposal of the peeps made me smile! Good Job done capt Lucy, capt Faye and WindChime!! Huzzah to Foktop!
Your majesty, our spies have overheard plans by the evil peeps to invade the happiest place on earth this weekend. We've recruited the Irish to join us (there's another case of good Scottish whisky for the cause) in our Easter Rising against the evil peeps. Photos shall follow or mourn us in our grand journey to slay the evil peeps.
As loyal members of FOKTOP, it is our duty to fling/sling Peeps to an untimely death. Mwuahahahaha!
Foktop will vanquish the Evil Peeps this weekend! I know this! Good luck with your battles! Grammercy for your service in ridding the realm of the Evil Peeps! Huzzah!
I HOPE none show up at Sherwood Forest!
I don't know if any of the FOKTOP watch the Colbert Report, but he had a piece regarding your sworn nemesis peeps tonight in which he likened peeps to Jesus. Twas quite disturbing and I am sure that the man has never met a real peep, for if he had he would never make such a grievous mistake.
Who is this Colbert? Sounds like French Revolution to me! Off with HIS head! Peeps and Jesus??? That is too strange, sorry and just weird. I am sure Jesus was not pastel and saccharine and squishy.
Are evil peeps being enhanced by magick mushrooms or ??? to cause such reports???
Onward FOKTOP! Slay the Evil Peeps!!
Seems there is more bad news my Queen...
http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93536?fp=1 (http://buzz.yahoo.com/buzzlog/93536?fp=1)
Indestructible? The folks who wrote that article know nothing of FOKTOP!
WE can and will destroy the evil Peeps! One can't believe everything that is in print! Huzzah!
The Washington Post's article and dioramas. Be forewarned - that which is seen cannot be unseen: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2010/03/29/ST2010032904380.html?sid=ST2010032904380
UGH! I just looked at one. That was enough. Pastel cuteness is not good!
Quote from: DeadBishop on May 13, 2008, 08:51:32 AM
Victory will be ours!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e231/piekkola/peep5a.jpg)
Who let DB play with knives????
Huzzah! I LOVE that picture! Kill the peeps! ;D
Queen Bonnie,
I am returning to duty! With your blessing of course!
Huzzah and HUGS Lord Jarhead! We have missed you! Indeed you have my blessing and thanks! Now those evil Peeps will really have something to worry about! Onward FOKTOP! Kill the Peeps!
Hello again Queen Bonnie :-)
I have need of your assistance! I have recently been cleaning out some of my less used cabinet space in our kitchen and found a VERY large infestation of Peeps. I will be at battle with them all week and hopefully by the next weekend I will have news of my victory.
Pray for my pieces of peep slaying artifice that they may withstand the oncoming horde.
How horrid to be infested by Evil Peeps! We wish you luck in disposing of them bran gray!
I find stomping on them one at a time is tedious- slaying with a sharp pointy is fun- or try Peepbegone! Several sprays will help keep your home peep free for months! LOL! Let me know what works for you! May Victory be forthcoming! Huzzah!
Bran Grey, I've found Peepbegone to be a very temporary fix. They go away and then come back again. Sickening! I fear this land will never be free from such Peeps even with the vigilance of warriors such as yourself. I will pray for your success and the continued success of those who work for a Peep Free Queendom! Huzzah and onward FOKTOP!
Grammercy Anna! I wish for a peep free queendom too!
I do hate the nasty evil peeps!
(Missing you at Scarby Anna! I had no one to cry with this year when Scott sang Loch Lomond!)
Onward FOKTOP!
Ah, that song always brings on a case of the Blue Peeps for me. Much rather remember our laughing and dancing in the glade together. :) Have a wonderful season at Scarby! Perhaps we'll have the chance again next year to share some laughs at faire. :)
Ah yes! I need to concentrate on happy times! I enjoyed our dancing and laughing Anna. Hope we can do it again soon! TRF? Sherwood? Sorry you won't be at Renndevous!
Hugs and Kill the evil peeps!
Finally! Maybe! Definitely!
Details as they develop!
Peeps from outer space...
(http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/129146273998705794.jpg)
Peep Jousting
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I18FIrE5xfk&feature=player_embeddedhttp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I18FIrE5xfk&feature=player_embeddedhttp)
OH NO! UFO PEEPS! This means- FOKTOP in SPACE!!LOL! Get out the phasers!
There is no need for worry Queen Bonnie! We have our own UFO Pilots at the ready!
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/165877-29144-marvin-the-martian_large.jpg)
Plus the photo show plastic men armed! Growing up (Wait, have I grown up?) I had command of men like you see in the picture (Had to start someplace) - We Never Lost! They will hold the line until reinforcements arrive!
Huzzah Lord Jarhead! We feel very safe with you in command!
I LOVE Marvin the Martian! Good to know he is on OUR side! The peeps in space are all a quiver in their space boots! LOL! Thanks for making me smile!
Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the evil peeps!
*tiptoes in, sets out the following, then Runs like Hell, Laughing madly!*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Cj3hGpCHYQ&feature=channel
OMG! Those folks need FOKTOP- badly! Funny is a scary kind of way! Kill the Evil peeps before that get giant sized! I think he created Peep-zilla!
Quote from: Queen Bonnie on May 23, 2010, 08:05:35 AM
OH NO! UFO PEEPS! This means- FOKTOP in SPACE!!LOL! Get out the phasers!
Don't worry, I got this!
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg301/olmark/Apollocon%202009/apollocon09003.jpg)
FOKTOP Division 6 !
LOLOLOL!!! I LOVE FOKTOP Division 6! HUZZAH and well done! Now I will have a smile on my face all day!
Landlord wins Peep eviction case (http://www.aolnews.com/nation/article/jury-sides-with-landlord-in-colorado-peeps-eviction-case/19530236)
Huzzah for that verdict! Can we get that landlord to join FOKTOP? Down with peeps.
Your Majesty, it appears the Peeps are learning to cook. Peeps pies, Peeps soups, is a Peeps diner just around the corner?
http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/recipes
OH NOOOO! That is truly scary. The recipes sound disgusting.
As usual the Evil Peeps have been busy!
Be vigilant FOKTOP!
I have a few recipes myself. Dead peep puree!
Tortured peep torte! . Help me out FOKTOP knights!
Minced peep pie, perhaps? Pierced peep pudding? Pickled peeps feet? Peep ala Gaul (flambe)? Mashed peeps, stuffed peeps, roasted peeps and peep shish kebab!!!
All seem to be suitably painful ways to prepare the little buggers... but who on earth would want eat them? *shudder* (Anna, be strong! No back-sliding, now...)
MMMM...Bacon flavored Peeps might be good...Umm.... I mean ICK!!! Ptpppt... blech! ....?? ;)
It's those insidious chocolate flavored peeps! Gives me a toothache just thinking about them!!!
Is there a Peeps Anonymous circle anywhere near you Anna? I fear you are in dire need of a gathering!!!
I got tossed out last year when they found me passing a flask of Peep-Tini's in the back row, *sigh*
I'm such a sucker for a sweet talking Peep. :-\
with aplogies to the below mentioned artists.
SWEET TALKIN' Peeps
(Doug Morris / Eliot Greenberg)
The Chiffons
Sweet talking peep, talking sweet kinda lies
Don't you believe in him, if you do he'll make you cry
He'll send you flowers and paint the town with another gal
He's a sweet talkin' Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
But he's my kind of Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
Sweeter than sugar, kisses like wine (oh he's so fine)
Don't let him under your skin, cause you'll never win (no you'll
never win)
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way
He's a sweet talkin' Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
But he's my kind of Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
Why do I love him like I do?
He's a sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin' (sweet talkin')
Peep
Stay away from him, stay away from him, don't believe his lyin'
No you'll never win, no you'll never win, loser's in for cryin'
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way
He's a sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin' (sweet talkin')
sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin'
(sweet talkin')Peep
Stay away from him (sweet sweet, sweet talkin' Peep)
No no no you'll never win (sweet sweet, sweet talkin' Peep)...
Lies, Anna... all lies!!! They only tell you what you want to hear, then leave you with an ache in your belly, and most likely one in your teeth, as well!!! What's worse... they tell all their nasty little peep friends, and even pass around (gasp) PICTURES!!! The ones that titillate them the most are the close up shots of lips lightly dusted with colored sugar crystals... (I hear they even post them on the magic box so peeps all over the world can see them!!!)
Pink perversion wrapped in cellophane, I tell you!!!
Umm...*gulp* I think I may have just been cured. *especially that cellophane wrapper part.* :o
Ever think of opening up your own halfway house Rani? :D
Shock treatment... it tends to leave a much longer lasting impression than coddling. ;)
Just remember... just because you don't see the camera, doesn't mean it's not there . . . :o
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3495/3188630694_3fd881abb6.jpg)
Please forgive me for posting the peep porn, but I just thought you might need a little visual reinforcement...
Those little pink pervs are wily, I tell ya'!
Okay...I think I'm properly freaked out now.... :'( :-[
Sooo... no more back-sliding, then?
:D
No backsliding allowed. Dark chocolate is better and cures Peep Addiction.
If we accept 'Know thine enemy' as an axiom, I humbly offer the following website that I came across several years ago. It serves as an example of some of the fine research on peep physiology currently being conducted.
http://www.peepresearch.org/ (http://www.peepresearch.org/)
I heard on the news that PEEPs are going to start hiding in chocolate. Extreme action needs to be taken.
Interesting site Gary. Although it makes me ill just to read about the evil Peeps! We need someone with a stronger stomach to be in charge of the research on peeps!
I wonder if Peeps will infest only milk chocolate? Not Dark! That would be dastardly! Be Vigilant FOKTOP!
No Evil peeps allowed at TRF. The only good Peep is a dead peep!
I was scrolling through my Flickr Photostream, and came across some FOKTOP flyers I had made back in 2007ish...
With the next Castleteer gathering coming up in March, as Science Officer of FOKTOP I felt it necessary to keep spreading the word. Btw, many peeps will meet their doom at this gathering, as we have discovered they do not fly well when flung from the roof of a castle!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/1055629433_e598e4a1cd.jpg)
Huzzah and well done CapnFaye! I recruited many new FOKTOP members at TRF. Out message of fighting the evil peeps is spreading! Long live FOKTOP!
I await good news about many dead peeps at the Castleteer gathering! I will be spreading the word at Sherwood!
I bet Robin Hood could skewer many peeps with his arrows! Target practice anyone?
Uh...oh no..whats been going on around here?
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q42/neophyte_bucket/peeps-and-company.jpg)
I as Hadrian the Noble Elf slayer of Evil Dragons ( well and the one good dragon for which I am doing pennance) would humbly offer my service in the battle against the spawn of the Evil Easter Bunny known as peeps. I have successfully defeated and melted one Evil Chocalate Easter Bunny by launching flaming peeps at its feet (rather succesful campaign in spite of the fact I caught the yard on fire as well but minor detail). I would glady offer my allegiance to the good Queen Bonnie should she so choose to accept my service and allow me the honor of becoming a loyal member of FOKTOP.
We are most pleased to welcome you as a knight of FOKTOP Hadrian! Go ye forth and slay the Evil Peeps! Huzzah and welcome!
OH No! I do not like that Peepmobile! Fie!
I am sure the MeowMobile could vanquish it! VROOM!
I am but your humble servant My Queen in this just battle against these demon spawn spewed forth from the lost eggs of the Evil Easter Bunny. I shall do everything within my power to bring a painful demise to any and all peeps which might cross my path. {And for the record the one good dragon was an honest mistake elsewise the council would have promptly set me ablaze.}
Quote from: Neophyte on January 22, 2011, 06:05:56 PM
Uh...oh no..whats been going on around here?
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q42/neophyte_bucket/peeps-and-company.jpg)
Now that's just sickening... Glad to see you back here!
Honored to be among fellow slayers of Peeps again!
Huzzah to all my loyal FOKTOP Knights! I love you all! Group Hug! Now lets go slay Evil Peeps!
DEATH TO PEEPS and evil chocalate easter bunnies too.
http://www.pbase.com/skiingrn1/peeptorture
Thanks Rowen!! That made my day!!! Huzzah! It does seem a waste of good red wine to have an evil Peep in it though! LOL. Death to all Peeps! Onward FOKTOP!
Will you be recruiting at Sherwood, Your Highness?
Peeps do like to have fun though
(http://i646.photobucket.com/albums/uu181/magicmikel069/peeo.jpg)
Indeed I will be recruiting for FOKTOP where ever I am- especially Sherwood! ! We would be very pleased to have you join us Merlin! Blasting peeps with magick works well! We want no evil peeps spoiling the beauty of Sherwood, Scarby or TRF!
Oh dear! Not a good picture. See how evil Peeps are? Who knew they pole danced? I will have nightmares tonight!
At the risk of finding myself truly & completely banished from this realm, do you think this is how Peeps start out in life?
(http://i592.photobucket.com/albums/tt9/redkimba_photo/Miscellanea/marshmallow-chicks.jpg)
Peeps having artistic value - as Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night: http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/peeps-show-contest-winner-revealed-2474406/#photoViewer=10
Horrors! There were peeps at Sherwood on the last day! I squashed them with my shoe! EWWW! Beware! Evil Peeps are everywhere during this season! Arize FOKTOP! Kill the PEEPS!
Quote from: Taffy Saltwater on April 14, 2011, 02:44:20 PM
Peeps having artistic value - as Vincent Van Gogh's Starry Night: http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/food/peeps-show-contest-winner-revealed-2474406/#photoViewer=10
I do not know what is more disturbing; the idea that some people are incorporating peeps into otherwise innocuous baked goods, or the realization that the average Peep possesses a half life rivaling Atomic waste.
If there was total destruction - Peeps, roaches and nut grass would survive! LOL.
I hate Peeps!
(http://thatsnerdalicious.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/godzilla-vs-peeps.jpg)
food looks funny (http://noms.icanhascheezburger.com/2011/04/17/funny-food-photos-godzilla-vs-easter/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+MFLF+%28My+Food+Looks+Funny%29&utm_content=Google+Reader)
LOL! Loved it ! I will make Godzilla a member of Foktop! He is doing a good job!
Off to see if there are any evil peeps at Scarby and recruit more FOKTOP members! Kill the peeps!
I am pleased to report that the tests continue apace! We are detecting new weaknesses in the enemy daily...
http://www.keypad.org/bunnies
They even have them on a pike now! Taken all the fun out of it.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430427_10150675743360719_651210718_11286555_746632388_n.jpg)
Quote from: Ozium on February 14, 2012, 07:13:50 PM
They even have them on a pike now! Taken all the fun out of it.
(http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430427_10150675743360719_651210718_11286555_746632388_n.jpg)
Oh no, the fun is just beginning. Can't you picture those lining each side of the path on the way into Faire ... on fire?!
I love the smell of burning peeps in the morning..... 8)
While it appears they are safely spiked....I'd not let my guard down. Could be a trap. PEEPS are a tricky lot and this could be a "Trojan Horse" designed to lure us in to a false sense of security.
*Trojan Horse...I feel another diorama coming on....*
I didn't think of that, they would make a good torch for lining a path or
venturing into a cave while hunting dragons or trolls.
Burn those peeps! I bet it was a peep I tripped over! KILL the evil Peeps!
(http://sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/s320x320/305929_3255554841405_1643101550_2668357_352211153_n.jpg)
Evil scary and must be stopped! I will have nightmares!
The evil peeps are everywhere this year! Even discounted after Easter peeps! Help! We must obliterate them all! Onward Foktop! Many muggles don't even realize how evil Peeps really are!
They are available in chocolate now, which will give them the advantage when hiding in hay bales, while waiting to ambush the unwary! Evil and cunning!
Peeps have been spotted burying ill-gotten gains on random paper islands!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfnD94mKQ_M
Oh No! Not chocolate peeps!
Pirate peeps are awful! Wait until my Evil Twin hears of this! She also hates peeps! The fitting end to all this silliness of peep pirates Vs Ninjas- would be FOKTOP knights on mighty steeds crushing them all! Yo Ho! Kill the Peeps!
PEEPS MUST DIE!!
Huzzah to FOKTOP! Kill the peeps!
My Queen! This weekend the family and I are going to make Peep sacrifices in Lord A's name!! I have some coworkers that have been bringing me their peeps to sacrifice as well, I will keep you up on all the actions!
Keep the magic alive!!