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Title: How to be a faerie?
Post by: CultofPersonality on February 28, 2010, 05:42:55 PM
This will be my second year working at TRF. Last year, I worked at a bakery and enjoyed it so much...however, a friend and I are considering working as faeries this upcoming season...but we know nothing about the gig. Any help would rock! Some questions I have-when do we apply? What are the job requirements? What is it exactly that you do as a faerie, and how much should we expect to make pay-wise? Thanks!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on March 02, 2010, 12:00:47 AM
Other than being so bloody adorably cute that people fall in love with you while simultaneously going into a diabetic coma? ;D

kidding, I love the fae, they remind me of what faire meant to me when I was younger
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Broadside on March 22, 2010, 03:21:50 PM
Auditions for Performance Company will be May 1st and May 8th. http://www.texrenfest.com/auditions.html (http://www.texrenfest.com/auditions.html) Check the link for more info.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: LadyElizabeth on March 22, 2010, 03:47:43 PM
I don't know the current TRF requirements for fairies, but I have played with them lots when I go as a fae.  So take my info as it is, not from the horses mouth... haha

The TRF fairies are meant to be the shy and the not talking much kind.  In years past they weren't allowed to talk at all.  Now they talk very little and usually using some kind of accent like a Russian accent or something. Think flitting and aloof and beautiful and high energy.  Their main activities during the day are playing with children and getting their picture taken with children.  If you love kids and like pulling out the kid in you, then this is great for you!

As like all people on cast, they are required to stay in specific areas of the festival for the duration of the day each and every day.  The fairy weekend they are involved with the games played by the patrons. 

I've heard cast doesn't make much, but no idea how much?? 

If you do get on cast as a fairy, do let us know!  I'll play with you this year!!!  Last year we had serious trouble finding where the fairies were hanging out.  They moved the location from years past... haha
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on March 22, 2010, 06:46:29 PM
Some clarification should be made here, if you come out for auditions, if you are cast, YOU WILL BE PLACED IN THE GROUP THAT THE DIRECTOR THINKS YOUR TALENTS WILL BE BEST UTILIZED. That may be in the Fae group, or the Germans, or the Italians, etc.



As far as pay is concerned, I am not at liberty to discuss this, nor should any other cast member, past or present. I can say, the longer you are on cast, the better it gets. Also, you get paid for performance days, not rehearsal, and the cast performs, rain or shine. And be prepared to devote 7 weekends to rehearsals, and 8 for performance, including the 3 day Thankgiving weekend holiday.

I am in no way trying to diminish you're enthusiasm, however, anyone considering auditioning should realize the commitment involved in the process. Do we work hard? You bet we do. I also think we have one of the finest renaissance casts in the country. I think anyone here on RF.com will agree.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on March 23, 2010, 01:27:41 AM
and then there's those of us who just beat on metal and grunt at Cap'n Fletcher when he saunters by ;)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on March 23, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
(He forgot to mention the part where I get handed a flask/wineskin/mug/bottle and told "Here! Try this!")
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on March 23, 2010, 06:26:12 PM
*whistles innocently*

Not our fault if you volunteer to try the experimental concoctions :D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: FaeHollow on March 28, 2010, 09:38:02 AM
woo woo Germans! lol

had to cheer for my group!

I can't tell you how much we get paid. As with any job it's not one of those things you discuss. I will tell you that if you love faire, love the atmosphere, love people, love or appreciate the arts in some way and love being someone other than yourself  you will have the time of your life and won't care at all about what number is on that paycheck.
When you audition you audition and then wait for about a month for a phone call telling you if you made the company and where you have been placed. Sadly you don't get to pick... or else we would have 50 faeries and 30 french girls.... sometimes Jeff knows where you go better than you do... I never thought for one minute I would be cast as a German... and now I can't see me anywhere else for awhile! If you want to/ must have to be a faerie... then your best bet is to just attend faire dressed as a faerie.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on March 31, 2010, 10:51:57 AM
I believe it should be stated in the rules that all fae must make the noise that hummingbirds do before they attack, before they attack the passerby....That way you have a fighting chance and you know they are coming...if you know the noise a hummingbird makes, then you are aware how much it fits...incidently, being attacked by the attack helicopter of the avian world is just down right embarrassing.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on March 31, 2010, 10:54:09 PM
Wow. He just keeps giving us ammo. The poor sap.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 01, 2010, 07:06:28 AM
Mouse does it to set us up for more of his witty repartee...
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 01, 2010, 12:23:13 PM
You all say that with the grandest amount of respect I am sure.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 01, 2010, 12:54:44 PM
but of course, my altitude challenged friend...  ;D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 01, 2010, 01:05:39 PM
Ever seen a Brownie go ballistic....want to?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: CurseTheWorld on April 01, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
*cuts in*
For all TRF cast, what exactly is the audition process like? I know the website said improv exercises, but what should one expect? It seems so daunting.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 02, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
I defer that question to Cap'n Fletcher and others who have far better acting chops than I. I merely pound metal into funny shapes :D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Broadside on April 02, 2010, 08:41:32 PM
Exactly that, I have to say out of all the auditions that I have done in my life. The one that I did to become Broadside was by far the best.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 05, 2010, 02:19:25 PM
I have always wanted to audition, but I fear that it may leave a bad taste in my mouth. Not knocking working at the faire, but not sure once I get in if I would love it so much as the idea of it...It's a toss up. I lost my acting chops over the years and my discipline is lacking.....
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 05, 2010, 04:11:47 PM
Quote from: Breandan on April 02, 2010, 01:27:34 AM
I defer that question to Cap'n Fletcher and others who have far better acting chops than I. I merely pound metal into funny shapes :D



*Nice bearded axes though*   ;D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 05, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
Oh yes. I have gazed upon Breandan's ax and was mightily impressed. Nothing like a good ax hole.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 05, 2010, 05:06:59 PM
>.<
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 05, 2010, 05:21:46 PM
DOH!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: FaeHollow on April 05, 2010, 07:11:49 PM
Mouse: My love for faire and ALL faires has only increased!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Tudor-Diva on April 10, 2010, 09:59:30 PM
Quote from: CurseTheWorld on April 01, 2010, 06:47:53 PM
*cuts in*
For all TRF cast, what exactly is the audition process like? I know the website said improv exercises, but what should one expect? It seems so daunting.

It is the most fun you will ever have at an audition.  I can promise you.  We make very sure that you are comfortable and relaxed and encourage you to be yourself and let loose.  I've started an audition thread for anyone wanting to know more.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Tudor-Diva on April 10, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: captfletcher on March 23, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
(He forgot to mention the part where I get handed a flask/wineskin/mug/bottle and told "Here! Try this!")

Randy... are you doing no-no's at work?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: dbaldock on April 10, 2010, 10:41:26 PM
Quote from: Tudor-Diva on April 10, 2010, 10:26:03 PM
Quote from: captfletcher on March 23, 2010, 05:01:20 PM
(He forgot to mention the part where I get handed a flask/wineskin/mug/bottle and told "Here! Try this!")

Randy... are you doing no-no's at work?

It's probably just lemonade, or something to help replenish his electrolytes.   ;)   :D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 11, 2010, 02:23:57 AM
actually, if it's my mug, it's usually blue PowerAde :D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: FaeHollow on April 11, 2010, 09:57:44 AM
Stacy... he didn't say he DRANK it.... he was just HANDED it......lol
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on April 11, 2010, 11:27:11 AM
Who, me? What? No... Ummm, yeah, what they said, ummm lemonade, and ummm, just holding it and enjoying the aromas... Hey, look, a bacon tree!! ::)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: FaeHollow on April 11, 2010, 02:19:41 PM
bacon tree? * looks frantically for bacon tree*
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 12, 2010, 09:05:34 AM
(http://www.taintedink.com/Reiko%20Gallery/Classics/reiko44small.jpg)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: FaeHollow on April 12, 2010, 05:36:51 PM
HEY NOW MOUSE! That's just wrong!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Trillium on April 12, 2010, 05:48:42 PM
HEY NOW!!!  Don't make me bring out the dust bombs!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 12, 2010, 10:57:13 PM
was waiting for Fairy Hell to be unleashed after that... ;)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 09:54:59 AM
Quote from: Breandan on April 12, 2010, 10:57:13 PM
was waiting for Fairy Hell to be unleashed after that... ;)

(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs438.ash1/24166_530901429149_202802601_31207160_7281754_n.jpg)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on April 13, 2010, 10:41:53 AM
Death wish. Mouse has a death wish. That's the only explanation.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 13, 2010, 10:45:05 AM
He'll be the only guy getting his arse kicked, all over TRF, by a bunch of fairies...



*and i'll be laughing me arse off*
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Just Randall on April 13, 2010, 10:48:04 AM
You and me both, brother, you and me both.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 10:55:28 AM
Oh..I can die happy. Don't misunderstand me, I love me some fairies..The more lithe the better, I say. I shall desist, but hey, if there is to be some Mouse on fairy action, I'm game....unless it's the fairy godfather...and then I reserve the right for a stunt double..any takers?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 13, 2010, 12:11:19 PM
Mouse, are you familiar with the damage that the piranha- a tiny little fish individually- can do in schools? Fairies come in swarms, my friend, deadly, cute, adorable, glittery winged swarms of death. Didn't you ever see the second Hellboy movie?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 13, 2010, 12:39:09 PM
yeah... those were tooth fairies.  Imagine if the arse fairies were after you... :o


We could drop you off in Montrose so you could find out... ;D




Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on April 13, 2010, 12:52:55 PM
Pay him no mind Mouse, Fraser is missing his squirrel, and he's all out of sorts.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 01:40:27 PM
.... :-\
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Blue66669 on April 13, 2010, 04:21:58 PM
I have the squirrel. It's currently in my lap, being soothed. You know, I speak squirrel, and it said that Fras did a LOT of nasty things to it... Poor dear is traumatized.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 04:25:13 PM
Nasty is a matter of perception..just sayin'. Of course in this case, Fraser, that is nasty...*shudders*
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on April 13, 2010, 04:25:35 PM
I saw the way he was wielding that taser in the other thread. I'm surprised there weren't more squirrels down. If he breaks out the duct tape, I'm leaving.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on April 13, 2010, 04:26:33 PM
Ah...shades of Nantuket Sleigh Rides.....
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on April 13, 2010, 04:29:47 PM
And not nearly so nice, or clean Mouse. Just keep your eyes open and if you hear the sound of duct tape being pulled off the roll, you'll be wanting to sit down as quickly as possible. I'm just saying.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Blue66669 on April 13, 2010, 04:34:18 PM
Hey Fras... the little bugger is pressing charges...
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on April 13, 2010, 04:42:14 PM
Quote from: blue66669 on April 13, 2010, 04:21:58 PM
I have the squirrel. It's currently in my lap, being soothed. You know, I speak squirrel, and it said that Fras did a LOT of nasty things to it... Poor dear is traumatized.



dangnubbit!  I wondered where my lunch had run off too.... and here i had a nice beer batter whipped up for him....
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 14, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
... wonder if we scared people away who were considering auditioning? :D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: dbaldock on April 14, 2010, 02:05:00 PM
Quote from: Breandan on April 14, 2010, 02:00:08 PM
... wonder if we scared people away who were considering auditioning? :D

I think Blue may be interested in auditioning (http://www.renaissancefestival.com/forums/index.php?topic=11377.msg237492#msg237492).   8)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Breandan on April 14, 2010, 02:05:30 PM
that clears up any wondering, then ;)
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on April 14, 2010, 10:52:58 PM
Yeah, can't imagine what others might be thinking while we are bantering about Fraser with a Taser and a duct taped squirrel. There's a mental image you won't shake easily.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Tink on May 25, 2010, 08:46:26 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on April 14, 2010, 10:52:58 PM
Fraser with a Taser and a duct taped squirrel

That sounds like a good name for a band
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: LadyElizabeth on May 26, 2010, 12:47:18 PM
I'd go see that band, sounds hilarious!!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on May 27, 2010, 08:28:23 AM
What music genre do you think they would play? Grunge Creole?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Tink on May 30, 2010, 02:40:24 PM
lol Grunge Creole?  I'd love to hear what that sounds like!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: JackGonzo, MD on June 04, 2010, 01:41:08 PM
It sounds college radio...

but back to brass tacks...where is this bacon tree and is the bacon raw and blooms cooked?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on June 04, 2010, 04:41:26 PM
*Damn... my secret pastime is out!* 
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 05, 2010, 06:42:14 AM
Well it's not like the sounds of duct tape peeling off a role and a screaming squirell can be easily hidden.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Blue66669 on June 05, 2010, 07:14:56 AM
Mmmmmm bacon. I needs it... like now.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on June 05, 2010, 07:48:54 AM
BACON!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 05, 2010, 09:24:45 AM
Thread heist! hehehe
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on June 11, 2010, 10:52:44 PM
*pink panther music* (enter Inspector Mouse) A HEIST! Something is afoot. Fie, I say. FIE!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 12, 2010, 06:01:21 AM
Does your dog bite?
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on June 12, 2010, 06:19:23 AM
Something is on his foot?  Well, scrape it off, son!




;D
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2010, 10:03:47 AM
It's my dignity..I keep dropping it...but you know there is a 5 year rule, so I think it's still good.
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Rapier Half-Wit on June 14, 2010, 10:06:34 AM
Pffffft, You're getting married. You can kiss your dignity good bye!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: Mouse on June 14, 2010, 10:55:50 AM
Sadly, it doesn't kiss on the lips and it costs more than I can afford for...My dignity is an expensive escort. Never had much use for it anyways. False bravado and megalomania is much more desirable!
Title: Re: How to be a faerie?
Post by: rivver on June 20, 2010, 02:13:07 PM
How about sending some faeries down into the Pirates' Cove... There is an awesome new building down there-- Faeries from the Swamp-- and having a few faeries in the neighborhood wouldn't be a bad thing!!

(shamelessly self-servingly)
Antoine
Faeries from the Swamp!