So on our drive home the topic of ... ahem, something that happened to me at Faire on Sunday came up, and she said something to the effect of, "I didn't know what they were going to do, but they asked my permission." The conversation proceeded for a bit and then something just clicked.
I said, "Wait a minute, you didn't know what they were going to do to me, but you said they could go ahead and do it?"
We had a good laugh about that, but I now have a list of questions that require her to get more information before saying, "Sure, go ahead and do it to him!", starting with, "Can we harvest his organs now?"
Oh come on... nobody was seriously hurt, right? ;D
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!