Avast ye' scurvy dogs! Tis' Official Talk Like a Pirate Day!
Tis me most favoritist day ta annoy me landlubbin' family an' me scurvy coworkers.
(I would like to request that "squee" be added to the pirate slang repertoire! :) )
Aye - it be a fyne day t'day. Posted such on facebook sayin I don't need no steenkeng facebook app t' do wot I does natcherly!
Here be t' tanglin' th' riggins an' scuttlin' th' rudders o' landlubbers wot don' savvy wot we sez!
Woke up this morn sufferin' from severe eye strain. Oggled too many wenches last night at Talk Like a Pirate Eve in Phx ;D
"Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn. (http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-58967532499351_2104_12205352)"