Last summer, we had a "It's So Hot..." thread going. In response:
It's SO cold, my gas log is wearing a parka...
It's so cold Frosty the Snowman is heading to Florida.
With the wind it is pretty chilly here.
It's so cold, my cat put on long johns.
It's so cold, I can have a light sweater on, and have the window open all day.
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Oh wait, you mean you didn't intend for responses from FL?
yeah...I know about Floridians. I was down there in Ft Lauderdale in May one year...it was 65 and people were wearing sweaters and complaining about the cold... For me, until it drops below 40, it's nothing worse than cool, chilly to 30, cold to 15, then frigid below that. But I haven't lived up north for quite a while and am somewhat a wimp... :D
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on February 08, 2011, 08:26:13 PM
yeah...I know about Floridians. I was down there in Ft Lauderdale in May one year...it was 65 and people were wearing sweaters and complaining about the cold... For me, until it drops below 40, it's nothing worse than cool, chilly to 30, cold to 15, then frigid below that. But I haven't lived up north for quite a while and am somewhat a wimp... :D
Believe me, I'm not a floridian. The lows here are what I would rather have for highs.
Its so cold the luminary flames are frozen.
The squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at the electric fence!
Dang it! I hate it when the squirrels get suicidal...
...the nudists are DESCRIBING themselves.
It's so cold that the frost on my window wants to come INSIDE!!!
...they cancelled my daughter's school due to temperature.
I guess "0" gets a cancellation around here!
It's so cold I just saw a bunch of chickens running toward KFC to use their deep fryers....
Quote from: Capt. Morgan on February 09, 2011, 10:50:44 AM
It's so cold I just saw a bunch of chickens running toward KFC to use their deep fryers....
:D :D :D :D :D
It's so cold that my brass monkey has no - will you know :)
Quote from: Gauwyn of Bracknell on February 09, 2011, 11:51:20 AM
It's so cold that my brass monkey has no - will you know :)
Well, they might...but they are probably frozen to some flagpole...
It's so cold I got lined mittens in Canada...to wear in Texas!
It's so cold that the Geese are flying back to Canada to get warm!
It's so cold my blanket need blankets!!!
It's so cold I could cut glass with my nipples.
It's so cold, I could vote in Florida with my nipples.
From the "way back when" dept. Something my father said a few times when I was youngster.
"It's colder then a witches t$t in a brass bra".
Quote from: RenStarr on February 10, 2011, 10:10:14 AM
From the "way back when" dept. Something my father said a few times when I was youngster.
"It's colder then a witches t$t in a brass bra".
...and it still holds true today...
FYI:
The 'balls off a brass monkey' saying that refers to cannon balls on a ship is completely false.
Either way, I wouldn't be licking any flagpoles for a while.
LOL, RenStarr, my dad used to and still does say that every winter! That and "colder than a boulder". Though I am not entirely sure where THAT came from. ::)
Its so cold here we can drive the car across the lake.(true!)
Quote from: William_MacKean on February 10, 2011, 07:43:01 AM
It's so cold, I could vote in Florida with my nipples.
Twice, even! :D
::) :D
It's so cold ski season will go into April this year, which, I LOVE!!!!!!!! I know, I am in the minority on my love of cold...........
Me too, I'm loving all this!
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Gina
It's so cold ... that the sun bathers are asking for fur bikini's.
(I actually got a question about a commion to make some one a sew of fur undies to wear in cold weather. Part of me wanted to ask her, "Do you want them suitable to wear during hot weather at a Ren Faire as well?") ;D
Quote from: kcdcchef on February 10, 2011, 03:47:51 PM
It's so cold ski season will go into April this year, which, I LOVE!!!!!!!! I know, I am in the minority on my love of cold...........
Quote from: brier patch charlie on February 10, 2011, 04:18:12 PM
Me too, I'm loving all this!
I'm not a skier, but I do love the cold weather. Why I stay in Arkansas, I don't know...I
hate our summers.
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2011, 11:47:24 AM
I'm not a skier, but I do love the cold weather. Why I stay in Arkansas, I don't know...I hate our summers.
Ahem...
Colorado. That is all. :P
Believe me, if that wouldn't put us that much further away from our son in NYC, we would be giving it a lot more consideration...
Well, a flight is a flight, whether it's 5 hours or 6... ;)
I do understand not wanting to increase distance, though. :-\
We don't fly anymore. Fed up with the government interference (and thefts from our luggage last time we flew).
Oh, but I was talking about your son... :D
You know, Amtrak goes from Denver to NYC... ;)
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on February 11, 2011, 12:33:16 PM
Oh, but I was talking about your son... :D
You know, Amtrak goes from Denver to NYC... ;)
THAT would work! This country needs to return to rail service!
Oh, I know! You should check out the rates, also!
Rail isnt too bad. I used to take one from RedWing,MN to Chicago,IL often...usually read most of the way.:)
Its so cold that the trains are frozen to the tracks...
It's so cold, that Fireman are going to house fires to get warm! :o
Quote from: Merlin the Elder on February 11, 2011, 11:47:24 AM
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Me too, I'm loving all this!
I'm not a skier, but I do love the cold weather. Why I stay in Arkansas, I don't know...I
hate our summers.
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Dear God I hated Missouri summers growing up there. Ick. Felt like it was 200F outside daily.
Quote from: arbcoind on February 11, 2011, 11:31:16 AM
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Gina
ROFL!!! That is so true!!! ;D
AAA was making emergency service calls to get sled dogs started......
Quote from: Rowen MacD on February 24, 2011, 01:02:52 PM
AAA was making emergency service calls to get sled dogs started......
I just wind mine up with their tails....