A man was sitting on a blanket at the edge of the beach, he had no arms and no legs.
Three women, from England , Wales , and Scotland , were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said, 'ave ya ever been fooked laddie?'
The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No'.
She said, 'Aye - Well, ya will be when the tide comes in.'
:o Love it!! ;D
man thats great! i may have to pass that one on.