You are granted 3 wishes, but one wish has to be selfish, one wish has to be malicious, and the last one has to be for the good of humanity.
The selfish one is something that benefits you and you alone. Your malicious wish has to be directed at someone, group or something. And for your last wish that is for the good of humanity, it should be innovative, not something generic like "world peace"; be specific and creative!
What do you wish for?
1st: To be the only one to win the Mega Millions lottery when it gets into the hundred million range again. ;D
2nd: To make all the skinny people, who've never been heavy, 50 pounds overweight for one month so they can know what it's like.
3rd: To make the Babel fish a reality so people can understand each other. :D
1st- That I was in perfect health... no diabetes, no heart problems, no cataracts, and no arthritis.
2nd-That all bullies would be bullied.
3rd- That good, clean drinking water was available to all.
1st a enough money to pay a small homestead in the mountains just 40/50 acers with enough left over to keep it running 40 years.
2nd that all the hypocratics would have to live the lives they push on others.
3rd that we get FTL to explore and colonize the universe because the best hope for the future is lots of extra space.
1. My wish: I wish to have the ability to to time travel whenever and where ever I want
2. Malicious wish: I wish all intolerant religious extremest would be able to feel the pain and hurt their words/actions cause.
3. World: That any and all pollution in the world would be continuously cleaned up so the Earth was no longer being destroyed.
1. Enough money to buy land in Iowa, build a castle on it and have enough left over each year to comfortably maintain it (and my own personal ren faire) for the next 100 years..
2. Pass a law that makes it mandatory for anybody collecting public assistance for any reason to pass a random drug test, at least once per month, using the same standards that the military uses: No warning (so no 'prepping'), must report within 6 hours of notification, and piss in front of someone else so there is no cheating, in order to collect a check each month.
Funds are released upon confirmation that there are no illegal drugs being used. Collecting said checks will also make the recipient magically sterile while collecting public $$, fertility restored once they are supporting themselves and any children they already have. (That would also go for any males not supporting children conceived with women on assistance ^_^, regardless, whether they themselves are collecting.)
3. Everything is recycled 100% of the time, instantly, with no cost to anyone.