"I hate moving, take everything down and packing it all up just so you can walk across the site and do everything in reverse. And then...you'll never be able to put things back just where you had, spend how long getting the thread just right and then its time to move."
"Lets see, where did this thread use to live...well this looks nice and its not too crowded yet so we'll start in the tavern's common room."
"Alright boys, back it up...*beep beep*...back it up....*beep beep*...back it up....*beep beep*....a little more...OK hold it there. Get the back open and put it right over there by the fireplace. Pass me that crow bar please. Um you guys may want to stand back a little this may be messy.
This is the post that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started writing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue writing it forever just because
This is the post that never ends....
It's Back.
James Widdoes: We've gotta do something.
Peter Riegert: He's right.
Tim Matheson: You're right... We've gotta do something.
Riegert: Absolutely.
Matheson: Ya know what we gotta do?
Riegert and Matheson: ... Toga party.
TOGA PARTY!? lets change things up a bit...how about...a chaps party 8)
Remember this one from 1975?
Once upon a time when things were rotten. Not just food, but also kings were rotten
Everybody kicked the peasants. Things were bad and that ain't good
Then came Robin Hood
Soon the band of merry men begotten. They wore outfits made of plain green cotton.
Helping victims was their business. Boy oh boy was business good.
Good for Robin Hood
They laughed, they loved. They fought, they drank. They jumped a lot of fences.
They robbed the rich, gave to the poor, except what they kept for expenses.
So when other legends are forgotten we'll remember back when things were rotten.
Yay for Robin Hood!
Who could forget Misty Rowe as Maid Marian? ;D
Or when some one would tell everyone to hold their tongue they would all grab their tongues!
I really liked that show when it was on, for one whole season. :(
Cobaltblu gets on the magic dragon and flies through the sky...
Oh wait this is the post that never ends...NOT the never-ending story.
Regards,
CB
The king and his men stole the Queen from her bed
And bound her in her bones
The seas be ours and by the powers
Where we will we'll roam
....
*hmmm*
'When Things Were Rotten'--I actually have it on VHS from ages ago.
*The lights go out*
'What happened?'
'Someone forgot to pay the candle bill!'
**Thinks to self....how many pairs of boots will it cost me to get that tape from Wenchie....**
So someone told me the other day that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail...the french in the castle were saying "get the cows" when speaking in french....suddenly that whole scene made way more sense!
Um, as someone who is new to the party that is this thread...can someone please explain it so I can (and other newbies, too) join in on the fun?
Quote from: NoBill Lurker on May 16, 2008, 06:17:52 PM
**Thinks to self....how many pairs of boots will it cost me to get that tape from Wenchie....**
I'll see what I can do...and if I can find it! ;)
Quote from: Elinor Hakebourne on May 18, 2008, 08:43:36 PM
Um, as someone who is new to the party that is this thread...can someone please explain it so I can (and other newbies, too) join in on the fun?
Now the more senior members of the forum will correct my missteps and hopefully add to the explanation, but to the best of my knowledge, since I don't remember the wording exactly this thread was started on the original site by Faire Mare, and while it did deal somewhat with "faire stuff", the posts often slipped into a "stream of consciouness" conversation that often included references to Animal House, Mel Brook's movies, Star Trek, Monty Python, and heaven knows what else. Almost everyone from Queen Bonnie on down has visited the Post at one time or another to play, which is why just when the thread seems to be drying out, someone comes along and revives it. So take it where you wish (though, we avoid John's Inn), have fun, and remember...
This is the post that never ends,
Yes it goes on and on my friend.
Some people started writing it, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue writing it forever just because
This is the post that never ends....
Thanks Hibernian :)
Now, about that Star Trek...
Truly, you haven't live till you've "heard" Queen Bonnie firing the phasers!
*sits on counch and fumbles looking for a switch on a small tape recorder*
I know its here somewhere, dam thing is so small how do they expect someone with normal size hands to work it...aha, got it.
*places the tape recorder on the coffee table as the spools on the top begin to rotate*
Good morning Hibernian. Your mission, should you decide to except it, to infiltrate a mass gathering of Renn-adicts being held just south of Nashville on Memorial Day weekend. Dressing in strange clothes, drinking, singing, performing something called kilt checking and often carrying edged weapons, this group is believed to be holding a blue parrot hostage. You will gather a small team of experts, infiltrate the gathering, locate the blue parrot and if possible liberate the same. Of course should you or any member of your team be captured or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your mission. Good luck.
This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds."
*As a billow of smoke pours from the machine, Hibernian pulss a stack of papers and pictures from his breifcase.*
"Let's see who available for a trip to Tennessee."
Can't make it to Tennessee this weekend (alas, no vehicle), but I will keep an on the sky in case the parrot eludes you and flies into PA ren-territory. ;)
Picture This:
A Scotsman
Walking Over
A Grate
And Having
His Kilt
Fly Up
In The
Air Like
Marilyn Monroe.
Scary Is
It Not?
Oh Btw
This Post
Will Scroll
Forever And
Never End.
Scrolling Colored
Text Rocks.
Regards, CB.
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
This is the post that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some rennies started writing it not know what it was and they'll continue writing it forever just because....
This is the post that never ends yes it goes on and on my friends.
Some rennies started writing it not know what it was and they'll continue writing it forever just because....
:) ;) :D ;D :o ::)............... :-*
This post shall live in infamy!
Infamy....I've heard of that...which country is that in? :D
Infamy? I think it is a wee glen in Scotland! Good Single Malt too!
Where did I put my phaser? Who fired those photon torpedoes? LOL!
Red Alert! Shields at Maximus!
You haven't lived til you've heard it in the original klingon.
Dam it Al-Nimer turn that klaxon off its giving me a headache.
What are we picking up on sensors?
It appears to be a small avian life form common to the planet Earth. It matches what the computer identifies as a parrot.
Viewscreen on, lets see it...
Fascinating, a small blue parrot.
You mean....this little guy?
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e65/welshwench/zzblueparrot.jpg)
Looks like a mug shot. :o
Darn it Wench you let him in....Intruder alert...try and get a force field around him...someone call Scotty and tell him to hide the rum!
No, he just has his beak pressed against the window!
*draws bodice up to chin*
Well, that's just dandy! We've got parrot poo clogging one of the EPS conduits. I tried backflushing it with plasma from the improbability drive, but it caused an overload in the food replicators. They're filling the ship with Twinkies!
Not good...I'm sugar intolerant, but easily tempted ;)
My, but he does have wonderful plumage :o
OK, have to get the poo AND the Twinkies out. Quick, everyone into the shuttlepod and we can vent the entire ship's atmosphere!
Don't forget to bring the cooler with the Guinness, who knows how long we'll be in the shuttle!
*stumbles into thread*
What?!? No RUM? Why is the Rum always gone?
*looks at BLUE plastered to outer window*
Oh right...that's why!
*stumbles into shuttle*
Oh, just got the food & drink replicators online in the shuttle. It works OK for rum but Guinness is too much for it ;)
"Bones, get back there and see about the Guinness!"
"Dam it Jim, I'm a doctor not a bar maid!"
"Good thing too, you don't have the legs to be a bar maid."
Just doing my part to make sure this post never ends...
*Wench stumbles into the thread*
*COUGH COUGH*
Wow, would you look at all the cobwebs here! Emma, hand me that dust rag and a bucket of Lysol.
I'm sure a few of the guys will be in here soon.
Better get the Guinness and nachos. :D
You rang, love? ;)
Ooh, nachos! My second favourite breakfast! ;D
Did somebody say Guinness? I'm down to 2, almost time to restock!
Ok, here's the rag and Lysol. Gotta keg of Guinness in the back...
Inconceivable!
One keg? Stick a straw in it and give it to Scotsman... ;) :D
*YAWN*
*Big Stretch*
So!? What did I miss?
Looks around holodeck at medieval faire
*Sigh*
'Computer end program'
doors to holodeck glide open
*SQUISH*
OH! UCK!! WHAT IS ALL IS THIS!?
*Lifts foot up out of muck*
*Fights back Yawn*
'Forget it, I'm going back in'
doors to holodeck slide back open
'Computer; Medieval faire mid 16th century'
doors to holodeck slide closed
I really should be heading to bed, but I cannot resist the idea of Medieval faire holodeck programs :)
It's like the Room of Requirement, just less apocalypsy! ;)
" I am not a merry man!" Lt. Worf
I will say, though, that I like Quark better than any of the other characters in any of the Star Trek series (there, I said it). He's a hoot!
Though Worf is pretty cool, too :)
Quote from: Welsh Wench on June 06, 2008, 05:46:55 PM
No, he just has his beak pressed against the window!
*draws bodice up to chin*
I did not knw that dresses had that much material!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: Scotsman on December 05, 2008, 05:36:35 AM
Inconceivable!
Somehow I don't think that means what you think it does.
Are you sure nobody is follow us?
....inconceivable, just out of curiosity why do you ask?
because suddenly I look back and somesing is there.....
Quote from: heavy_hammer on December 30, 2008, 09:38:30 PM
Are you sure nobody is follow us?
....inconceivable, just out of curiosity why do you ask?
because suddenly I look back and somesing is there.....
I do believe I see the ghost of 2008 back there :o
Happy New Year to ALL!
Quote from: Hibernian on December 30, 2008, 10:12:42 AM
" I am not a merry man!" Lt. Worf
That is one of my favorites, EVER!
'I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.'
Here's hoping 2009 is better for all of us than 2008 was.
Life can be like a jar of jalepenos;
what you do today you might really really regret tomorrow.
LOL DonaCatalina! :)
I totally have the "Free Credit Report" Renfaire jingle (from the commercial) in my head.
LOL!
What's in your wallet?
If you're not into fake sword fights, pointy slippers and green wool tights...
Then you are definately in the wrong place...hehe ;D
Yes, and if that's the case, I feel bad for you -- you're missing all the fun! ;)
We're men, we're men in tights (TIGHT TIGHTS!)...
We roam around the forest looking for fights... ;D
HA!
At first I read that as--
We roam the forest looking for TIGHTS!!
hey, I like a man in tights!! lol
Quote from: Tammy on January 22, 2009, 04:18:12 PM
hey, I like a man in tights!! lol
Because we are men! men in tights!
TIGHT tights!
Some men should NEVER wear tights!! :o
And on the other hand, some men should never wear KILTS!
'A man has to know his limitations.'
~~Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry
I have seen those men...very scary!! :o :o :o
Improper footwear, bony knees, mackerel legs...... :o
I don't care what is inside the giftbox. If the wrapping paper isn't pretty...well, let's just say that presentation is EVERYTHING!
Huge knobby knees. :-\
Yikes...now I am having horrid visuals...thanks ya'll :o ;D
'A man's got to know his limitations!'
~~Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry
That includes men who just CAN'T wear a kilt. I don't care what your clan is....that is why we have full length mirrors.
HUZZAH!!! The same holds true for some females who think they can wear certain items...just because it is made in your size does not mean it will look good!
And then there are things that would look good that you can't find in your size.
If you can't find it in your size you could buy it for someone whose size it is.
Regards,
CB
I always have the problem of not finding my size...sometimes having big boobies is not fun :-\
That completely depends on who your talking about, because for alot of people..big boobies are the most fun! :P ;D :D
The only time they are not fun, is when you find an article of clothing...fall in love with it, only to find that the largest size they have does not fit over them...lol :o
Who'd a thought a little boob talk would have this thread circling the drain. But perhaps it's just mostly dead. Lets find Miracle Max.
Now we all walk around faire and I know I have seen more boobies in corsets that were 2 sizes to small than ones that were the right size. :o But you would never hear me complain. ::)
The first time I went to faire there was a woman that had her's all popped out above the corset...my dad said it looked like muffin tops!! lol
One might think that too small is the right size.
Quote from: heavy_hammer on February 01, 2009, 09:01:36 PM
Who'd a thought a little boob talk would have this thread circling the drain. But perhaps it's just mostly dead. Lets find Miracle Max.
Love those line...
Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.
My name is Inigo Montoya
You killed my father
prepare to die.
Once on a bus to a convention dinner, somehow we got started on repeating that every time we stopped at a red light.
Of course we had alreay had a cocktail reception. ;D
My friends and I repeat the Inigo Montoya line all the time...no cocktails needed ;D
That movie is SO full of quotables. I don't care what walk of life they are from, EVERYBODY knows a line from The Princess Bride.
Inconceivable!
Quote from: Hibernian on May 29, 2008, 08:33:51 PM
Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
That's from Ferris Bueller's Day Off, no?
Give the man a cigar! You are correct, its one of my favorite have a good time movies.
I'd smoke it, too. Thanks, Hibernian.
'Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.'
Danke shoen, Welsh Wench!
'I recall Central Park in Fall, how you tore your dress kilt, what a mess, I confess...'
;D
Quote from: Welsh Wench on February 04, 2009, 08:03:22 AM
'I recall Central Park in Fall, how you tore your dress kilt, what a mess, I confess...'
;D
...confilt?
Ferris Bueller your my hero.
'Ladies and gentlemen, you are such a wonderful crowd, we'd like to play a little tune for you. It's one of my personal favorites and I'd like to dedicate it to a young man who doesn't think he's seen anything good today - Cameron Frye, this one's for you.' :D
Danke Schoen
I wonder how much of the original Wayne Newtron is still left.
'I do have a test today, that wasn't bulls***. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car.'
*Danke Schoen may not be the worst song in the world but it is certainly in the top two. And Wayne Newton is just about the WORST!*
No posts in 2 days? The post that never ends may be in danger.
Maybe its from European Anti-Socialism.
Elaborate costuming is what I'm good at doing.
would socialism provide elaborate costumes for everyone?
I think Wenchie would have to answer that. :o
But if she wasn't paying attention in class and then didn't pass the test, we may never know. This could be the start of another one of those great mysteries of life. So please Wenchie pay attention in class, we may have some elaborate garb resting on the outcome. :o
Yes, the Big Social commonly known as the senior mixer provides the opportunity to dress formallly. Complete with a gardenia corsage.
What...? SocialISM? OH! Well, that I wouldn't know anything about unless it involved a chilidog.
With extra cheese.
And a Pepsi.
As I sat and pondered. Wondering what kind of response we would get from WW, I never imagined that it would involve...
a chili dog.....
extra cheese......
or a pepsi.
BRAVO
Chilidog?! I'd rather eat haggis. No offense.
*curtseys*
Thank you, Mr. Hammer!
OK, I knew what haggis was and that reading about it was enough to make my stomach lurch.
Even the name.
HAG-is.
Which rhymes with GAG.
No offense to those who like it. I mean, to each his own. Maybe if you added chili....and extra cheese?
Wash it down with a Pepsi?
Um....on second thought, NO.
Maybe that is what Ferris meant when he said, "What do you mean, nothing good? We've seen everything good. We've seen the whole city! We went to a museum. We saw priceless works of art! We ate pancreas!"
*HA! Notice how I turned the thread around back to Ferris!* ;D
"What to drink? No Coke. Pepsi. ...Four Pepsi!"
Having the day off must have been great, but having to dodge Mr. Rooney must have given him a taste of what it's like to be a fugitive from justice...must have given him pause. He'd probably a gynocologist, now, if he'd existed.
Wasn't there an accident last Autumn involving one of the giant Ferris Wheels in Europe?
Quote from: Hibernian on February 11, 2009, 06:36:58 AM
"What to drink? No Coke. Pepsi. ...Four Pepsi!"
Chee-burger, chee-burger, chee-burger.
Cheeps, cheeps, cheeps.
No Coke--PEPSI!
http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/comedy/watch/v16038377qEdkrym4#
What!? No posts in nearly 6 days...hope everyone had a good "President's Day"
*yawns and kicks thread*
WAKE UP!!!!
"What!? Dang it girl I'm still catching up from the weekend."
*turns over and pulls the blanket over head*
SSssnnnnnxxxxxx.... huh? What? Oh, yeah... just five more minutes, love. Five more....... sssnnnnnxxxxx.....
All weekend at faire, I had "Private Dancer" stuck in my head... I don't know why, either. I wonder what it means.
I can't even call that tune to mind.
Oh don't try too hard! It's one of those songs that once in your mind is dang near impossible to get rid of.
UGG...Now I have it stuck :P
Ha!
You haven't had Jingle Bells in your head for 3 months.
I don't think I could handle 3 months of jingle bells...but lately I can only hum...
"...I dont want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I dont want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day"
The worst thing is the other day I managed to get it out of my head, I went to see the Pink Panther 2 and they show a darn commercial before the movie with that song in it, totally renewed the humming. MAKE IT STOP!!
I always have Amazing Grace stuck also...my four month old won't go to sleep unless I hum it for him. Thanks Memaw! She thought it was cute that he would quiet down and go to sleep when she would hum it...now it HAS to be hummed or he refuses to sleep. ::)
Quote from: Drake Starsong on February 19, 2009, 08:39:42 AM
I don't think I could handle 3 months of jingle bells...but lately I can only hum...
"...I dont want to work
I want to bang on the drum all day
I dont want to play
I just want to bang on the drum all day"
The worst thing is the other day I managed to get it out of my head, I went to see the Pink Panther 2 and they show a darn commercial before the movie with that song in it, totally renewed the humming. MAKE IT STOP!!
I can't get used to the idea of a Pink Panther movie without Peter Sellers and Blake Edwards.
I'm still traumatized by no Sean Connery as James Bond. :(
Quote from: Welsh Wench on February 19, 2009, 01:24:56 PM
I'm still traumatized by no Sean Connery as James Bond. :(
Yeah, but the old story versions seem pretty dated, now. I like Daniel Craig and the new storylines.
I always liked the "Matt Helm" flicks. ;D
Well, you're talking to the chick who still reads John MacDonald's Travis McGee books.
Quote from: Welsh Wench on February 19, 2009, 01:42:50 PM
Well, you're talking to the chick who still reads John MacDonald's Travis McGee books.
John D. MacD also wrote some very good sci-fi books, too.
Score! I just ran across 2 Laurell K. Hamilton books I have been looking for for less than $1 ea...SWEET!!! ;D
Has anyone read any D.K. Broster? Her Jacobite Trilogy I prefer to a good deal of what Tranter has written on Scotland.
Haven't got that far. I'm still on Steven Pressfield's Gates of Fire.
About the battle of Thermopylae.
if anyone is looking for a good read, may i suggest Pillars of the
earth andWorld Without End by Ken Follett
Heavy Hammer- What happened to this post?
Fezzik- The one you like the most?
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Inconceivable!
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
If you wore a glove with really big fingers no one would be able to tell.
I dont wanna work i just wann bang on the drum all day!
that song is always in my head!!!! i think it has something to do with not wanting to work....and possibly enjoyin playing the drums all day
Anybody want a peanut?! ;D
He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using?
Quote from: katie_86 on February 26, 2009, 09:05:25 AM
Anybody want a peanut?! ;D
Are you trying to kill us all?
"Hold it, hold it. What is this? Are you trying to trick me? Where's the sports?
Is this a kissing book?"
Quite possibly the most touching line in the whole movie.....
Boy- Grandpa?
Maybe you could come over and read it to me again tomorrow.
Grandpa- As you wish.
It gets me every time!
No, no--the most touching line is this---
'I'm scared of everything. I'm scared of what I saw, I'm scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I'm scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I'm with you.'
What did Baby say to Johnny Castle???? (Jeopardy)
LOVE that movie!! That movie changed my mind about boys being icky!!! ;D
"Nobody puts Baby in the corner" ;D
If there's a tornado, will Baby go into the basement?
Do you know anyone with a basement?
Few, if any, in Houston have a basement in their home.
Quote from: DonaCatalina on February 27, 2009, 11:50:56 AM
Do you know anyone with a basement?
I grew up with a basement in my parents' house. It housed the Family/Rec room, as well as served as a tornado shelter when they were in the area.
I have a basement !!!!! ;D But i definitely wouldn't allow a baby to go in it
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-basement-cat-summons-the-undead.jpg)
(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/funny-pictures-basement-cat-recruitment-team.jpg)
Our house also has a basement, which is rather unusual for Charlotte. But the house was built in 1937, there's also a coal room and a fireplace in the basement.
"Nothing sir. No motion out there at all. We've lost him, Captain."
Sooooo about gnomes....
Gnomes in Rome?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1_bVQYY-Wvw/SD6hX4BM8wI/AAAAAAAAABU/8tsMyRqM1Pw/S187/gnome+and+fountain.JPG)
must be a cardinal gnome? has a red cap.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/147/338933173_591a2a2f2b.jpg?v=0)
or a gnome in Paris maybe?
"We'll Always Have Paris"
'We didn't have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. We got it back last night.'
"Ricky, I'm going to miss you. Apparently you're the only one in Casablanca with less scruples than I."
"I see London, I see France, I see Coco's underpants."
-Jean-Claude
Round up the usual suspects.
'What a fool I was to fall for a man like you.'
~~Yvonne, Casablanca
Of course, it could be any woman who ever drew a breath. :(
"I wouldn't bring up Paris if I were you, it's poor salesmanship."
Reeck: "I stick my neck out for nobody."
"The whole world is about three drinks behind."
Humphrey Bogart
Reek: Here's looking at you, kid.
'When I said I would never leave you....'
*I swear, the airport scene has to be the BEST kiss-off ever!*
"And you never will. But I've got a job to do, too. Where I'm going, you can't follow. What I've got to do, you can't be any part of. Ilsa, I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that. Now, now... Here's looking at you kid."
*sigh*
Major Strasser: What is your nationality?
Reek: I'm a drunkard.
Louis, the Prefect of Police: That makes Rick a citizen of the world.
Charlie Allnut: A man takes a drop too much once in a while, it's only human nature.
Rose Sayer: Nature, Mr. Allnut, is what we are put in this world to rise above.
Commercial Break:
We've been married 40 years.
38....
...I love you. And this time I mean it!
Eleven bulldogs named Steve - what's wrong with that?
Sorry, I just love that commercial....
and this time, I mean it! *LOL*
Quote from: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 14, 2009, 11:56:12 AM
Sorry, I just love that commercial....
and this time, I mean it! *LOL*
I like that commercial just for the bulldog.
The bulldog has no lines.
The bulldog has lines in his face...
If you're cute enough, you don't have to talk.
So said Harpo Marx, and he's dead, now.
Hey, back to the bulldog...have you seen the commercial where the bulldog is riding a skateboard through the house? It's hilarious!
Just because he's a bulldog doesn't mean he gets special privileges in my house, I'm tellin' ya.
Tyson the skateboarding bulldog
http://www.skateboardingbulldog.com/
I love this guy!
:rotfl:
That's great! Thanks for sharing the site! If you see the commercial, you'll love it! He's skateboarding in the house on their wood floors! It's a riot.
Marvin: I've seen it. It's rubbish.
Quote from: Al-Nimer on March 18, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
Marvin: I've seen it. It's rubbish.
Awwww...now why say ye that?
Quote from: Jezzy MacPeaks on March 19, 2009, 03:57:19 PM
Quote from: Al-Nimer on March 18, 2009, 09:40:46 PM
Marvin: I've seen it. It's rubbish.
Awwww...now why say ye that?
It's just what sprung into my head! I could just hear Marvin the Depressed Robot (from Hitchhiker's Guide) saying that at that point.
I'd rather watch 'Mythbusters'.
I love Mythbusters, me! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NsuIdnLGlc
It occured to me after watching the show that they should have done the snowplow myth on a slick surface.
Haven't seen the snowplow episode yet. Sounds interesting.
They tried to debunk the myth that a snowplow traveling on a freeway would cause enough turbulence in front of the plow to disturb or even flip oncoming vehicles.
I personally think the lack of traction on snowy roads would be a major contributing factor.
You would not get this testing on an abandoned air strip in Southern California.
Quote from: DonaCatalina on March 21, 2009, 10:16:00 AM
They tried to debunk the myth that a snowplow traveling on a freeway would cause enough turbulence in front of the plow to disturb or even flip oncoming vehicles.
I personally think the lack of traction on snowy roads would be a major contributing factor.
You would not get this testing on an abandoned air strip in Southern California.
LOL! They should have gone to Alaska to test that one! I think maybe on a 2-lane road, with a foot of snow, it may be plausible for a snowplow to flip an oncoming car. Depends on the car/vehicle and the road condition, like you said.
Alaska? Nah. Minnesota in March. ::) :D
One of my favorite episodes was the one where they tried to sneak into a building through the air vents.
Just the memory of Jamie going KA-BONG KA-BONG KA-BONG up the galvanized duct work makes me laugh!
(it kinda ruined Boondock Saints for me.)
Yes, this was to bunk or debunk the spy movies.
"I expect you to DIE, Mr. Bond!" ~Auric Goldfinger~
I love the way you worked that quote in there. I guess that's why you're the king! ;)
I wish *I* had worked that quote in there. Now I'm going to have to work it into some conversation in the next few days, whether it's appropriate or not, and get "looked" at. ;D
That line... not appropriate, NEVER!!! mwaahahaha
Easter.......the end of readily available seafood.
Easter - open season on hard boiled eggs.
Easter - Biting the ears off of chocolate bunnies in PUBLIC!!!
Easter - "no my child, I didn't see your coconut creme egg."
Easter - time for peep jousting!
Easter.........will it snow this year?
Easter - the season in which NGEO shows it's Gospel-debunking docs.
Easter--where Nefretiri says to Pharaoh, 'You couldn't even kill him.' *
*Ten Commandments
Good Thing: Finding Easter eggs on Easter.
Bad Thing: Finding Easter eggs on the 4th of July.
POTATO SALAD!!!!!!!
...with crushed red pepper!
(http://home1.stofanet.dk/ulrichbrorson/potato_salad_goes_bad.jpg)
better than the eggs going bad..............I guess.
Are there really any bad eggs? Or are they just misunderstood eggs?
The only good mayo is no mayo.
Then it would be salad dressing
Salad Dressing should be
A) Ranch dressing
B) Italian oil & vinegar
C) Blue Cheese
D) Caesar
???
Ooh, Blue Cheese..yum!
Yes, I love blue cheese, too, but you don't want to just eat a junk of it all by itself - no. I dare you.
Ever had a blue cheese burger?
You mix those crumbles right in with the meat and an egg.
Form your patties and grill.
Yum!
sounds good enough to eat
Quote from: heavy_hammer on June 17, 2009, 10:21:30 AM
sounds good enough to eat
Said the Zombie to the Soprano...
I killed it ...
*plays a dirge for the Post that Never ends...*
It's not dead yet, just taking a break.
;)
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
You've got to love Monty Python!! Did you know that segment by heart...or did ya have to look it up??
My ex hubby could just about quote the movie by heart!
My favorite is the Sparrow Debate. Coconuts and Temperate Zones, you know....
What is your favorite color?
Green, no blue!
waaaaaaaahhhhhhh
Brave Sir Robin ran away
I didn't
Bravely ran away, away
No,no
When danger reared it's ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, bravely Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out......
Things are tough all over..... ;D
ROGER: Are you saying 'nee' to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um, yes.
ROGER: Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `nee'
at will to old ladies. There is a pestilence upon this land, nothing
is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under
considerable economic stress at this period in history.
ARTHUR: Did you say `shrubberies'?
ROGER: Yes, shrubberies are my trade -- I am a shrubber. My name
is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.
RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!
One day, lad, this will all be yours.
What- the curtains?
ended
Zee de wonferfol mooses?
Who apparently are off recuperating from Halloween.
And the rain, rain ,rain came down, down, down....
Holy Grail credits, moose sequence:
.....Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
Abruptly ends....
-We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked-
Who has the next one!
*raises hand*
Me! Me! I do! I do!
*ahem*
Oh, I am afraid our life must seem very dull and quiet compared
to yours. We are but eight score young blondes and brunettes, all between
sixteen and nineteen and a half, cut off in this castle with no one to
protect us! Oh, it is a lonely life -- bathing, dressing, undressing,
making exciting underwear.... We are just not used to handsome knights.
Nay, nay, come, come, you may lie here. Oh, but you are wounded!
And that is how Victoria got her secret catalogue!
"oh shiner bock!"
Gina
Dang filter!
"OH SH*T!"
Gina
Shiner Boch is DELICIOUS!!!!
?"The Battle for Helms Deep is over...the Battle for Middle Earth has just begun." - Gandalf
"Never Laugh at Live Dragons, Bilbo you fool" . . . and it became a favourite saying of his later.
This is good advice in any circumstance!