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Title: It aint Disney
Post by: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
On the wall of one of the privies (between the Drench A Wench and the Tomato Toss) somebody has scribbled, "TRF, it ain't Disney, is it?" My first reaction was, "If you don't like it, leave. Go to Disney," which is basically what somebody had already wrote.

However, the more I thought about it, the more I realized, I'm glad it's not Disney.

Think about it:

No more patrons in costume, because they might be mistaken for staff and negatively reflect on TRF.

No more alcohol. No smoking either.

No more camping. Of course there would be a nice hotel, for those who can afford it.

$75.00 per head for tickets. :o

No more listening to the Drench A Wench tease some guy about his failure to "get a woman wet," and no more Tomato Guy taunting people. We wouldn't want to damage anybody's self-esteem.

Animatronic Jousting. Don't want to offend any PETA members with real animals. ::)

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P

No more chainmail, and no more cleavage. Heaven forbid someone should see boobies.

No more weapons for sale, and no more games using said weapons. We don't want to promote a culture of violence.

No, TRF is not Disney. Thank God.

Randal





Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Lady Mousie on October 21, 2008, 09:38:36 AM
I totally agree :-) Whoever wrote that was probably thinking of the imagination and whimsical side of things.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Bonny Pearl on October 21, 2008, 10:02:05 AM
If TRf was a Disney production I'd boycott the darn thing!!!!  A horrific image just popped into my head of Minnie Mouse in chainmaille!  Yikes!!!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Element of Air on October 21, 2008, 10:56:36 AM
Ew, Minnie mouse in Chain....  :-X

Yay for TRF not being Disney. I grew up about 10 minutes from DisneyLand and love it dearly, but it does represent my childhood. And now TRF represents my Adulthood... (that kinda sounds wrong)

I left that California/Disney part of my life and moved on to Texas/TRF and do not want to two colliding. It would be horrible.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Miranda on October 21, 2008, 11:24:09 AM
QuoteOn the wall of one of the privies (between the Drench A Wench and the Tomato Toss) somebody has scribbled, "TRF, it ain't Disney, is it?" My first reaction was, "If you don't like it, leave. Go to Disney," which is basically what somebody had already wrote.

However, the more I thought about it, the more I realized, I'm glad it's not Disney.

Think about it:

No more patrons in costume, because they might be mistaken for staff and negatively reflect on TRF.

No more alcohol. No smoking either.

No more camping. Of course there would be a nice hotel, for those who can afford it.

$75.00 per head for tickets. Shocked

No more listening to the Drench A Wench tease some guy about his failure to "get a woman wet," and no more Tomato Guy taunting people. We wouldn't want to damage anybody's self-esteem.

Animatronic Jousting. Don't want to offend any PETA members with real animals. Roll Eyes

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." Tongue

No more chainmail, and no more cleavage. Heaven forbid someone should see boobies.

No more weapons for sale, and no more games using said weapons. We don't want to promote a culture of violence.

No, TRF is not Disney. Thank God.

Randal

But imagine the entertainment budget!!!

Actually Disney does have Alcohol and smoking (albeit in designated areas.)  Heck, while I was there this past month, Epcot was throwing a huge beer and wine festival.  And it DOES have camping, you can even hang out around the camp fire with Chip and Dale.  It's also got assorted pirates and vikings.  No, you can't buy live steel, but you can buy the wooden swords and shields for the kiddos.

Disney and TRF are two different worlds, with two different goals.  To be completely honest, I love them both for completely different reasons.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: brigaqueen1 on October 21, 2008, 11:35:26 AM
Eek...no chain maille? What a nightmare scenario! I'd lose my mind!!  :o

And gimme REAL pirates anyday! No animatronics....ugh...the horror!!

But I have to admit, being that Disney can be sort of open minded....hearing and seeing photos of "Goth weekend" at DisneyWorld a few years ago made me smile!! I laughed picturing Mickey, Goofy and the lot taking photos with white pasty faced goth kids LOL in black leather and Alice Cooper makeup! What fun that would be!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: PyroMaster on October 21, 2008, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P


YES, IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: rumy on October 21, 2008, 12:07:12 PM
defending disney,
disney is naughty with some not so perfect characters.... remember the fallic little mermaid castle?  and tinkerbell can be a vindictive and angry fairy... and look at captain hook?  i've met many a pirate at fair that reminds me of him.  i think TRF characters are not so far off some disney characters.


BUT thank god trf is NOT like disneyland or disneyworld!!  minney mouse in chainmail, hahahahahaha  that's killing me!!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: tigerlilly on October 21, 2008, 12:12:23 PM
Quote from: Bonny Pearl on October 21, 2008, 10:02:05 AM
If TRf was a Disney production I'd boycott the darn thing!!!!  A horrific image just popped into my head of Minnie Mouse in chainmaille!  Yikes!!!

Funny you should say that. I just pictured Minnie Mouse in a pink princess dress and a steeple hennin.

Hey wait, didn't Disney make Who Framed Roger Rabbit?  The image of Jessica Rabbit in chainmaille should ease quite a few minds around here...
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Brother Octavius on October 21, 2008, 12:21:47 PM
I would like to see Ariel, Pocahontas, and Cinderella in Chain...and in my tent but that is where it ends.

Keep TRF weird
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Bonny Pearl on October 21, 2008, 12:26:38 PM
Trying to get the Minnie Mouse image out of my head... aaaccckkk!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Macintyre on October 21, 2008, 12:29:15 PM
disney is the tool of the devil....right next to credit cards, tequilla, and t.v. evangelists.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: ravic on October 21, 2008, 12:41:32 PM
Quote from: PyroMaster on October 21, 2008, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P


YES, IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS.

DON'T GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS!!! Hope they aren't reading this. They're already twistedly evil enough to do it.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: SirRichardBear on October 21, 2008, 12:45:27 PM
Disney use to do a lot of original interesting stuff, journey to the planets, etc that weren't just of kids.  Now days its mostly stolen copied stuff for the under 10.   They lost me when they turned Hunchback and Trazan into kiddies stories.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Taffy Saltwater on October 21, 2008, 12:48:03 PM
The last couple of years I went to DW for my birthday.  DW is a great place to find your inner child - hard to do at my age & just rolls the years back - at least for me it does.  TRF is a whole 'nother situation - margarita at 9 am - why not?  Bodice reminding me of the song "Hurt so good" & looking down reminds me that why, yes, I am a woman.

There's a place in my heart for DW AND TRF.  And when I die and go to hell, "It's a Small World" will be the soundtrack.

Minnie & me at the POTC: At Worlds End premiere:

(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z290/wattsupdoc/POTC%20AWE%20premiere/100_1357.jpg)
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 21, 2008, 02:29:42 PM
But TRF is more true to history and real life!!  Our cast indians know that Pocahontas was a traitor to her people.  Our cast know the story behind the Hunchback.  Our King and Queen accurately portray real people who lived who were flawed and didn't have a "happily ever after"...  This is only part of why TRF rocks...

But to be honest, I also like Disneyland and world.  It truly does bring out the kid in me... but then again so does playing a fairy at TRF, actually more so!!! 
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Alessandra on October 21, 2008, 02:31:09 PM
Quote from: PyroMaster on October 21, 2008, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P


YES, IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS.

The worst earworm in the "small" world.   BWAHAHAHAHA !
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Tanyor on October 21, 2008, 02:37:22 PM
Quote from: Macintyre on October 21, 2008, 12:29:15 PM
disney is the tool of the devil....right next to credit cards, tequilla, and t.v. evangelists.
\

AMEN!!!!!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 21, 2008, 02:37:39 PM
Quote from: Alessandra on October 21, 2008, 02:31:09 PM
Quote from: PyroMaster on October 21, 2008, 11:38:44 AM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM

Fireworks "enhanced" with lasers, and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P


YES, IT IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS.

The worst earworm in the "small" world.   BWAHAHAHAHA !

What about "This is the song that never ends"
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Element of Air on October 21, 2008, 04:28:31 PM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on October 21, 2008, 02:37:39 PM
What about "This is the song that never ends"

*Glares at Purple Dragon* At least I have some music playing on the radio right now otherwise I WOULD have to kill you for saying that.
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: ADraeger on October 21, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
"TRF, it ain't Disney, is it?" 

It's NOT?!?!? Aw. **slowly (and with an extremely disappointed look) takes off her plastic Mickey Mouse ears...and fanny pack** 
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: ravic on October 21, 2008, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: ADraeger on October 21, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
"TRF, it ain't Disney, is it?" 

It's NOT?!?!? Aw. **slowly (and with an extremely disappointed look) takes off her plastic Mickey Mouse ears...and fanny pack** 

Wait, aren't most of us wearing a "fanny" pack of some kind? Oh, yeah, that's my pouch....
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: ADraeger on October 22, 2008, 08:07:58 AM
Quote from: ravic on October 21, 2008, 04:54:56 PM
Quote from: ADraeger on October 21, 2008, 04:41:58 PM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
"TRF, it ain't Disney, is it?" 

It's NOT?!?!? Aw. **slowly (and with an extremely disappointed look) takes off her plastic Mickey Mouse ears...and fanny pack** 

Wait, aren't most of us wearing a "fanny" pack of some kind? Oh, yeah, that's my pouch....

Pouches are far and away much cooler (and way more attractive) then the neon colored fanny packs I've often seen wondering around (with their wearers in tow, of course) lol :) 
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: PurpleDragon on October 22, 2008, 08:34:41 AM
Quote from: Element of Air on October 21, 2008, 04:28:31 PM
Quote from: PurpleDragon on October 21, 2008, 02:37:39 PM
What about "This is the song that never ends"

*Glares at Purple Dragon* At least I have some music playing on the radio right now otherwise I WOULD have to kill you for saying that.

Oh, you still love me and you know it ;)
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Lala on October 22, 2008, 02:26:57 PM
Hmm... Richard (of Sound & Fury) has a DisneyLand name tag that reads "Testaclese". He had to promise not to wear it in the park before they'd make it!  ::)

I've contemplated naming the rat that lives at the Odeon "Mickey".
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Sootikin on November 04, 2008, 04:38:36 PM
Quote from: Randal on October 21, 2008, 09:29:17 AM
and accompanied by Tartanic playing "It's a Small World." :P

For the love of God, man, don't give them any ideas!
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Sootikin on November 04, 2008, 04:40:14 PM
Quote from: rumy on October 21, 2008, 12:07:12 PM
and look at captain hook?  i've met many a pirate at fair that reminds me of him.

Really? Every damn pirate guy I saw last weekend was a Jack Sparrow wanna-be.

(deep sigh) Oh, for the days of Errol Flynn, Basil Rathbone, and Doug Fairbanks ...
Title: Re: It aint Disney
Post by: Sootikin on November 04, 2008, 04:40:45 PM
Quote from: Brother Octavius on October 21, 2008, 12:21:47 PM
I would like to see Ariel, Pocahontas, and Cinderella in Chain...and in my tent but that is where it ends.

Keep TRF weird

I think you just did your part.  ;D