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Title: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. Lady Phoenix has given her blessing to this little gig! Since she will be working a good part of the time during BARF and gone a few weekends, she has graciously allowed for a Consort For A Day position.

There will be some stipulations and a short quiz given by Lady Phoenix prior to be allowed to be my Consort For A Day! So, if you wanna play all you have to do is stop by Got Kilt in the AM and she will take over from there!

Disclaimer: This temporary position mainly involves the watching of a certain mug and making sure it does not run away, again. Plus the off chance of making sure it's full!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Squire Mickey on February 13, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Ladyfair on February 13, 2009, 10:39:34 PM
Okay.... so ya know I have to say this.......lol....giggle......the cohort should also be mindful of a certain pin....lol......  thank goodness it was not gone long or buired in mud forever. 8)
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 14, 2009, 08:18:18 AM
Maybe I should look into a big gerbil ball!  That way when something falls off it will hit me in the head the next go around!;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 14, 2009, 08:19:22 AM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 13, 2009, 01:13:59 PM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 13, 2009, 10:09:57 AM
So Seamus and I were thinking and chatting the other night. ...

A phrase to strike fear into the hears of who hear it, no?

Heck it scared the he** out of us as we were thinking!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Lairde Guardn on February 14, 2009, 09:07:29 AM
So a "consort for the day"  are these given out to visiting Cheiftains while in the BARF area?
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: RenRobin on February 14, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
;) Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share???? ;D ;)
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 14, 2009, 01:49:22 PM
Quote from: RenRobin on February 14, 2009, 11:23:52 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 14, 2009, 11:16:31 AM
Nice try, Guardn! ;D

Y'know, LJ....he may have a point...but if he combs his hair right, he could hide it...

Hows abouts a RentaWench program...?? It's got potential..

And if Guardn has to actually pay for a wench, he'll be less inclined to leave then in the privy... :P
;) Sounds like some really good dirt here....wanna share???? ;D ;)

Seamus, If the time you speak of deals with a location in, oh I don't know, let's say Tennessee, umm he did actually give a donation for a couple of Ette's that day.  Since Ette's are different from Wenches then one cannot say he left Wenches at the privy! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Lairde Guardn on February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......

and they were busy getting their picture taken.....

with an Ipod......

But that is another story....

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: RenRobin on February 14, 2009, 04:45:05 PM
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM

They would not have been left at all if they did not try to make me leave the pub.....

Is that even legal for an ette to do???   LOL

You fellas are a hoot!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Ladyfair on February 14, 2009, 05:26:55 PM
I will hang the lost and found sign just for you LJ.........but you get lost so often.....giggle
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Fairyfly on February 15, 2009, 08:04:20 AM
LMAO Yeah, and who lives in FL now??? And with whom??? Tee hee haha!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on February 15, 2009, 08:19:05 AM
They tried to make you leave the bar!!!?????   

Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 15, 2009, 08:30:18 AM
Quote from: Lairde Guardn MCrack on February 14, 2009, 02:37:48 PM
I never actually left the Ettes in the privy.....it was outside the privy......


Ahhhh! I see! It's the "Location, Location Theory"! I undersatndz now!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Welsh Wench on February 19, 2009, 05:37:41 AM
Well, sure, LJ, filling a mug and watching over it is all fine and good....

But what perks are YOU offering?  ;D
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 19, 2009, 05:21:14 PM
Quote from: Welsh Wench on February 19, 2009, 05:37:41 AM
Well, sure, LJ, filling a mug and watching over it is all fine and good....

But what perks are YOU offering?  ;D

Sign up and find out!  ;D
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Squire Mickey on February 20, 2009, 10:37:21 AM




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...
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Only 22 Hours to go!

**slowly begins to grow a sly and roughish grin**

I think I feel me "horns" beginnin to grow...
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Squire Mickey on February 20, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!

Teach me, but don't be holdin' yer breadth fer me to be a callin' either of ye "Master"!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Sir LJ on February 20, 2009, 11:43:20 AM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 20, 2009, 11:05:13 AM
Quote from: Lord Jarhead on February 20, 2009, 10:53:22 AM
Quote from: Seamus Ex Machina on February 19, 2009, 11:24:00 PM
Quote from: Squire Mickey on February 18, 2009, 09:56:46 PM
Gents,

Looks as if I will  be at opening day all by me onesies. Lookin forward to learning from ye masters at just what trouble can be had...




We'll be easy to find, Mickey me lad; follow the noise......Ye won't be alone in your misbehaviour...

Seamus,

We have us a young padawan to train? May The Farc.......eeeerrrrr Force be with us!

Teach me, but don't be holdin' yer breadth fer me to be a callin' either of ye "Master"!


This one is a fast learner!
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: RenRobin on March 04, 2009, 05:27:16 PM
So how did the trainin' session go?
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on March 04, 2009, 09:27:33 PM
Seen the photos? ;D
Title: Re: Consort For A Day Series!
Post by: Count Adolfo on March 17, 2009, 09:46:02 PM
saw a really big line when I arrived this past Friday...
thought it was the signup line for the 'Consort for a Day' series.
Turns out they were just students there for school day!  ;D ;D ;D