For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound. I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...
As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm
As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab. Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab. Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk. I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.
I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.
Have a great time!
Interesting story in that link! That's exactly how they got Admiral Lord Nelson home after the battle of Trafalgar, hence rum's nickname of "Nelson's Blood."
Quote from: Noble Dreg on April 09, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound. I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...
As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...
http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm
As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab. Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab. Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk. I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.
I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.
Have a great time!
Yer such a giving sort, Dreg! I appreciate your concern for my well being :)
I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...
Well lucky for me Dreg that my Loki making kit came with rum testing equipment. :o I am touched thou you are so concerned that we do not bring back tainted rum from Jamaica. ;D
Awwww thanks Dreg.. It is so sweet of you to think of us! You are a true friend!! :-* :D
Quote from: Mad Jack Wolfe on April 10, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...
I should be good Jack.......This is the mug I am taking. ;D ;D :o
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/CaptBacardi/Myspace/IMG_1333.jpg)
That would be Blue's hot tub? :D
Blue may not swim in my beer!!! if I've told that bird once I've told him a thousand times!!!
Can I swim in your beer? That is the only thing to do with light beer after all!