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Title: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Noble Dreg on April 09, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound.  I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...

As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm

As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab.  Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab.  Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk.  I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.

I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.

Have a great time!
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on April 09, 2009, 08:06:42 PM
Interesting story in that link!  That's exactly how they got Admiral Lord Nelson home after the battle of Trafalgar, hence rum's nickname of "Nelson's Blood."
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Synnovea on April 09, 2009, 08:26:39 PM
Quote from: Noble Dreg on April 09, 2009, 07:58:37 PM
For the mini invasion of Minnesota Rennies heading to Jamaica...Have fun and be careful, we want to see you back safe and sound.  I am so concerned about the four of 'ya I want to pass on some travel advice I got from our own U.S. State Department...

As you know, it was recently discovered by groomporter that some rum may be "tainted"...

http://www.tonyrogers.com/humor/corpse_in_rum.htm

As a precaution the State Department recommends no rum purchased in Jamaica be consumed without first being analyzed by a certified booze lab.  Fortunately for you, my dearest friends, I happen to run just such a lab.  Out of my dear love for all of you I would be most happy to subject to testing any samples you may have prior to your taking such a terrible risk.  I require no more than 750ml to assure the safety of your drinkables.

I do this out of a deep sense of loyalty and love for all of my Rennie friends.

Have a great time!

Yer such a giving sort, Dreg!  I appreciate your concern for my well being :)
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on April 10, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Capt. Bacardi on April 10, 2009, 09:57:18 AM
Well lucky for me Dreg that my Loki making kit came with rum testing equipment. :o I am touched thou you are so concerned that we do not bring back tainted rum from Jamaica.  ;D
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Muffin on April 10, 2009, 10:00:02 AM
Awwww thanks Dreg.. It is so sweet of you to think of us! You are a true friend!!  :-*  :D

Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Capt. Bacardi on April 10, 2009, 10:01:42 AM
Quote from: Mad Jack Wolfe on April 10, 2009, 09:49:20 AM
I think the biggest of Bacardi's worries is to find his mug empty, save for a couple Blue feathers...


I should be good Jack.......This is the mug I am taking.  ;D  ;D  :o


(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/CaptBacardi/Myspace/IMG_1333.jpg)
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Captain Jack Wolfe on April 10, 2009, 10:07:43 AM
That would be Blue's hot tub?  :D
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Muffin on April 10, 2009, 12:27:07 PM
Blue may not swim in my beer!!! if I've told that bird once I've told him a thousand times!!!
Title: Re: Life is what Jamaica it
Post by: Sitara on April 11, 2009, 12:45:33 AM
Can I swim in your beer?  That is the only thing to do with light beer after all!