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Title: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Sir LJ on May 17, 2009, 05:47:47 PM
W.E.S.I. (Walmart Escort Service, Inc) is a new business run by Pat McGroin in Walker, Louisiana. His first customer was DS earlier today.

Please understand that this is a very difficult job here in Walker. It is just about a mile from the home of The Bayou Scoundrels.

We thank you Pat for starting this business. Now we know DS can get there and back from the Walmart!

Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Cobaltblu on May 17, 2009, 05:55:23 PM
How much for a a BJ?

Regards,

CB
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Welsh Wench on May 17, 2009, 06:06:36 PM
Bon Jovi CD?

I'd say it goes for about 15.99 plus tax.
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Zaubon on May 17, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
We know that he can get there and back, but how long did it take? Anything less than six hours is a win.
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Pat McGroin on May 18, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
Quote from: Zaubon on May 17, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
We know that he can get there and back, but how long did it take? Anything less than six hours is a win.


I was driving my truck and he was following very close. It only took about 5-6 mins.
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on May 19, 2009, 01:24:42 PM
Quote from: Pat McGroin on May 18, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
Quote from: Zaubon on May 17, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
We know that he can get there and back, but how long did it take? Anything less than six hours is a win.


I was driving my truck and he was following very close. It only took about 5-6 mins.

DS is notoriously tight fisted.    You didn't know it, but you were towing him.
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Sabrina Black on May 19, 2009, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: Pat McGroin on May 18, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
Quote from: Zaubon on May 17, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
We know that he can get there and back, but how long did it take? Anything less than six hours is a win.


I was driving my truck and he was following very close. It only took about 5-6 mins.

Yeah, but if you'd had your way, it would've taken a lot longer and a good sense of direction on his part ;)
Title: Re: Walmart Escort Service, Inc
Post by: Molden on May 20, 2009, 12:05:58 PM
Quote from: Pat McGroin on May 18, 2009, 07:53:24 AM
Quote from: Zaubon on May 17, 2009, 07:39:41 PM
We know that he can get there and back, but how long did it take? Anything less than six hours is a win.


I was driving my truck and he was following very close. It only took about 5-6 mins.

still, it'd prolly take at least 2 hours fer 'im t' tell th' bloody tale!  ;)