So....
I found this (http://cgi.ebay.com/2003-Texas-Renaissance-Festival-Dragon-Tooth-Tankard_W0QQitemZ250429408439QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item3a4ec184b7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1546%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318%7C301%3A1%7C293%3A1%7C294%3A50) while searching The Intertubes for a new tankard.
Hmmmm...maybe this Yankee should bid on it and begin my diabolical plan to steal other Faires...one eensey-weensey piece at a time!!! Muahhahahahahahaha!!!!