OK Let us now have an "OFFICAL" Hamster thread.
Since we seem to hijack almost EVERY thread and toss in Hamsters. I think it about time we had the "Offical" "Not so overly offical" Hamsters at CoRF thread and see if we can Hijack this one to something Un-Hamster related... say Torn dresses or dresses that are to loose/ or Maybe what you are doing 10 months after faire ended?
YUP as someone from Illinois via Calie-Forn-I-A called us Coloradoans once... "LIGHT HEADS" the altitude makes us all goofy and all. I had to correct hium that Light head does not mean bubble head... but I am sure there are a few of those running around here some where especially a Hamster loving one.
OK Now onto the offical thread since I tried to hi-jack it myself and failed.
How many Hamsters does Demetrius keep in cages to use in his secret Chicken Yakitori recipe? And does he use Chocolate Gerbel milk instead of Hamster milk?
Inquiring minds want to know
Give me Liberty or give me Hamsters
Hamster....we don't need no stinking hamsters
A hamster, a hamster, my kingdom for a hamster!
Mmmmmm... Hammy recipes
(no really, Platt found this at http://covertorbit.tripod.com/modern_recipes.htm)
Barbeque Hamster Steaks and HammyBurgers
100g of minced hamster,
1 onion (optional),
salt, pepper;
herbs,
egg (optional),
soy sauce or Worcester sauce (optional)
and two soft round rolls (white, brown or wholemeal) as preferred.
The classic hammyburger is just a flat patty of mince fried quickly in very little, very hot fat. For this, frozen steakettes and the like are excellent. A slightly tastier hammyburger is made by frying an onion and mixing it and the meat and egg, herbs and garlic, and adding soy sauce or Worcester sauce if you have any. If you like things hot then some Tabasco sauce will help. Traditionally served in a toasted bun with a lot of tomato ketchup. And some raw onion, if you are alone and want to stay that way. Garlic may also be added to keep vampires away. Total preparation time 10 minutes.
Hot Hammy Hash
2 or 3 medium hamsters,
2 potatoes,
2 onions,
1 small tin tomatoes,
garlic,
salt and pepper;
herbs and oil for frying.
Peel and chop onions and potatoes and fry for 10 minutes or more until potatoes are soft (if you are prepared to stand over the pan and stir this will take less time). When potatoes are soft, add tomatoes, garlic, herbs, salt and pepper; bubble until thickened. Only then can you add the hamster (diced). Heat through gently and serve. For added heat use Worcester sauce or Tabasco sauce. This can also be topped with grated cheese of your choice and placed under a hot grill until the desired degree of gooeyness or crustiness has been achieved. N.B. If you are one of those people who top everything with cheese and grill it to a gooey mess, this is known as the Chichiboo method.
*blink* :o
so.... since this is the "official" hamster thread.............
where can I get those buy one get one coupons?
Are you talking the ones for the hamsters or opening weekend of the faire?
You mean their are coupons for BOGO free? WOW Teddy bear or what breed
Platt, I prefer Hedgehogs. more of a challenge, and oh-so-tender.
Thanks Radu now i'm hungry. Hmm wonder if Tony's meat market would have hedgehog? If they do i'm heading to your house Radu.
Hedgehog Pasta
500g spaghetti
30ml olive oil
250g lean hedgehog
1 medium onion (chopped)
125ml water
60ml dry white wine
4 eggs
60ml double cream
100g grated parmesan cheese
• chop hedgehog into small chunks
• beat eggs and cream together in a bowl. Add half the parmesan cheese
• put pasta in boiling water
• put onions and hedgehog chunks in pan with olive oil on medium heat until onions are almost clear
• add wine and reduce heat
• drain pasta when cooked, combine it with egg, cream and cheese mix
• add meat, onions and wine without draining fat and mix thoroughly
• garnish with remaining parmesan
• serve immediately
I tried smoking hamsters once (but it clogged my pipe ;D :o)
Nope. I've asked them if they would be willing to carry them, they say they dont see the profit in them. Sad really, i was so looking forward to Clay-Baked Hedgehog.
Hey- when did we start talking about hamstern?
Hamsters?
Well, my entire ship is hamster powered, right down to the rudder. *though tying twenty five hamsters to a piece of wood is hard. And teaching them to do a swim kick is harder*
hey, where's Moldy?
how can he be missing all this?
anyone know?
Hello all. I haven't posted anything on here in FOREVER (a sad fact which I will attempt to remedy) but you might remember me from way back when as one of the assistants in Arsene's magic show. Anyways, although I have been spying on your hamster themed ramblings for a while now it just now occurred to me that we actually have a hamster! Arsene has an illusion that requires an animal and he ended up casting a teddy bear hamster, his name is Houdini III. I will tell him you all say hello on Saturday ;)
*ahem* I do believe that the hamster infatuation was my fault in the beginning, I'm the one with the hamster farm.
That being said, LET'S PARTY!!!!
So Zoe, where does one procure Hamster Seeds? Are there specific fertilizers you recommend? How often do you need to water them, and how much sun do they need? I currently have several fields that I'm thinking of converting their current crops from. While Dirt and Rocks are indeed lucrative commodities, I'm thinking of diversifying.
Quote from: Radu the Gypsy on June 11, 2009, 01:05:27 AM
So Zoe, where does one procure Hamster Seeds? Are there specific fertilizers you recommend? How often do you need to water them, and how much sun do they need? I currently have several fields that I'm thinking of converting their current crops from. While Dirt and Rocks are indeed lucrative commodities, I'm thinking of diversifying.
Radu, I would go with Hamsters every time. As a crop they sell fast and produce excellent dividends. You can price them according to weight, overall tastiness, and what foods they were raised on (i.e. cayenne pepper for that spicy "made for chili" Hamster). Really, the options are endless.
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Famous quotes from that famous TV Show Hamster trek
Bones: It is a human characteristic to love small furry animals.
Spock: Doctor, I'm well acquainted with human characteristics. I'm frequently inundated by them, but I've trained myself to put up with practically everything.
McCoy: What do you get when you feed a hamster too much?
Capt. Kirk: A fat hamster
Capt. Kirk: I want to know who put the Hamsters in the quadrotritecale and what was in the grain that killed them.
[about Hamsters]
Spock: They do indeed have one redeeming characteristic.
Bones: What's that?
Spock: They do not talk too much.
Capt. Kirk: I want to know what killed these Hamsters.
Bones: I haven't figured out what keeps them alive yet.
What is the best wine to serve with hampster - or does it depend on how they are prepared?
White is best, red just leaves that nasty aftertaste.
Yes you can make a nice alfredo to put over the hammies, add a little pasta perhaps, to be shared with a good Chardonnay perhaps. Marvelous pairing.
A colorado favorite however is Hamster Verde served with some Spanish rice, refied beans and 3 warm tortilla's. A little cheese, guacamole, and sour cream is optional. It goes good with a Dos Equis
Just don't put hammy's in a blender....
Doesn't work...
Platt wanted nice Hammy smoothie... but hammy started running along the sides of the blender avoiding blades.... Now Platt has empty tummy and a "Mr Atlas" hammy look-alike.....
....I don'tz alwayz eetz hamzter....... but whenst I do, I perfer Calico Hamzter.....
Which beez da reazon dat I be th' least interstin' pirate....... in the world!
See now, I would think that young hamster, Hamster Veal if you will, would go nice with a good Shiraz or Cab...Or perhaps in a Cab glaze...I shall have to experiment.
*knockknockknock*
'scuse me, gotta get the door
*mumblemumblemumblePETAmumblemumbleHamsterAbusemumblemumblepluckoutyoureyeballsmumblemumbleBANG*
Sorry bout that. Anyone got a good recipe for PETA bread?
I prefer to stay away from the cannibals.
Hamsters: Cannibalistic rodents, especially the european black bear hamsters.
Why is it that they go for the brains first?
Zombie hamsters anyone?
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the Eyes!"
This thread is like a trainwreck; I shouldn't be looking at it but I can't help myself. :P
Quote from: Deadbishop on June 11, 2009, 05:08:56 PM
This thread is like a trainwreck; I shouldn't be looking at it but I can't help myself. :P
HA! you have been assimilated. resistance is futile. you have become one with the hamsterness collective.
we would all like little RF.hamster.com pins please.
and if you think this thread is a trainwreck, for gods sake, don't look at the rest of the board.
(but we're all happy and like it that way) :D
No wonder everyone thinks us WEIRD or STRANGE... But then again it's the altitude mixed with something in the Spring Water. HUMMMMM What could it be. Brewed with pour Rocky Mountain Spring Water does it really mean something hidden in the mix.
OH and many of us do not partake in that brew but other locals ones that are much better.
Quote from: Lady de Laney on June 11, 2009, 05:40:26 PM
No wonder everyone thinks us WEIRD or STRANGE... But then again it's the altitude mixed with something in the Spring Water. HUMMMMM What could it be. Brewed with pour Rocky Mountain Spring Water does it really mean something hidden in the mix.
OH and many of us do not partake in that brew but other locals ones that are much better.
It isn't the spring water that's doing it. It's the hamsters doing their business in the spring water.
wanna have some fun? see that search window in the upper right corner?
go to the main forums page, then key in "hamster" and see what you get......
I blame it on my own homebrews. Speaking of which, I really should sample all 9 of the batches I have going. Quality control you know. Hic!
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on June 11, 2009, 05:41:54 PM
wanna have some fun? see that search window in the upper right corner?
go to the main forums page, then key in "hamster" and see what you get......
Apparently- some hamsters hacked into the forums and changed some words...
Perhaps we should have our get together for the group photo up by the hamster wheel...
Quote from: Radu the Gypsy on June 11, 2009, 04:24:35 PM
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the Eyes!"
YOU. WIN. :D Love me some Minsc and Boo.
Apparently- some hamsters hacked into the forums and changed some words...
[/quote]
PETA: Piratez Eatin' Tazty 'Amster
*little hackers*
Quote from: Capt Spleen on June 11, 2009, 09:51:50 PM
Apparently- some hamsters hacked into the forums and changed some words...
PETA: Piratez Eatin' Tazty 'Amster
*little hackers*
[/quote]
You sound as if you may be from
Nor' Amster, were there be pirates of all sizes...
So then . . . Where is the hampster BBQ going to be on campground again? Is it BYOH? Do we even need potato salad?
Ah boy! I just got a new video game called Wii Hamster. It comes with a hamster controller that you use to joust, cook, and play baseball. Best hamster nintendo wii game ever!
Sean is such a bad example at times...
Jousting Hamsters, Ringtossing Hamsters and the ever popular....flying hamsters of death. *cause it hurts when one slams into your face*
Renegade Hamsters!
Yes, hamsters sneaking into the ren fair via small containers on their owners belts. Very cute or highly dangerous? Your call.
I say "Dangerous!" Those cute little hamsters with their beady black eyes....you just never know what they are thinking....sure, they look so innocent, but when shoulder hamster, thumb hamster and pocket hamster get together....total mayhem could result!! Who knows where it could lead...global apocalypse!....Human cannibalism!....a Beatles reunion!.... A Michael Jackson tour! We had all better start praying for our salvation now to the most Holy Nibbles-the hamster god...or goddess, I am not quite sure....(I don't sound crazy do we?)
the hamster invasion has begun. those who have not yet gotten hamsters, need to.
then, we need to start posting photos of hamsters riding rides, hamsters playing games, hamsters attending shows, hamsters posing for photo op's with various performers....... ("oh prince charming, my hamster is in distress......")
then, on closing day, we leave a giant wooden hamster outside the gate, and all hide inside....... ::)
what do you mean, it's been done? :o
I will look around this week for a hamster of my own....;)
Having had a series of hamsters named Sam in grade school, I don't recommend them as pets. They stay up all night partying on their little hamster wheels and have the nasty tendancy to bite - and very deep bites they are, too.
Now stuffed w/rice and pine nuts, that's a whole nother matter.
Hamsters showing up at shows... Now WHO would have thought of that? HUMMMMM Hey-Aren't-You, we seem to think along the same lines as we were both ones to bring our furry friends along with us. Lady Nibbles of Hampstershire would have gone to shows, but I think she was feeling a little under dressed and a little stressed with all the giants and feeling ALL alone with no one to keep her company but hairless apes.
I for one would like to thank all of the three hundred ninety two people who stopped by with hamster comments, stories, letters, pictures, recipes, etc, over the first two weekends of faire because Capt Spleen inspired them to do so.
A huzzah to the plush hamsters who stopped by with Hey- Aren't You and Lady de Laney.
Sir Garath- I do hope you find where it is they serve hamster on a stick.
And just to think- this all began in a little hamster shack at Zoe's house with a mere nineteen hamsters all those years ago.
p.s. I hope everyone gets to meet Tripod, my three-legged mouse.
Quote from: Taffy Saltwater on June 22, 2009, 11:19:43 AM
Having had a series of hamsters named Sam in grade school, I don't recommend them as pets. They stay up all night partying on their little hamster wheels and have the nasty tendancy to bite - and very deep bites they are, too.
I think a lot of it depends on the kind of hamster and where/when it was bought...hammies that are full grown and purchased from the pet store will probably be pretty mean, and deservedly so because they've been in a cage with minimal handling and interaction for all their lives. The hamsters we raised from birth (albeit their accidental births) have all been very sweet with good temperaments, I think because we started handling them at a very young age.
Huzzah to the Hammies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwrA5QRyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwrA5QRyg)
THAT is freaking FABULOUS. I wish I could teach my hammies to do that!
THAT IS SO CUTE, I love it Makes me want a pet Hamster... wait I have one and it requires no cleaning, no feeding and best of all... It won't die.
I'm just glad Zoe had hamsters instead of gerbils...
I don't want to alarm anybody, but...
(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/174/6/0/Warhamster_40K__Black_Templar_by_ursulav.jpg)
...they're getting militant!
Best!
Quote from: The Professor on June 23, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody, but...
(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/174/6/0/Warhamster_40K__Black_Templar_by_ursulav.jpg)
...they're getting militant!
Best!
Bwahahaha! That's amazing........in a very, very terrifying way of course.
Quote from: The Professor on June 23, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody, but...
...they're getting militant!
Best!
OH NO! IT'S THE WARHAMSTER!!! EVERYBODY HIDE !!!!
The real WarHamster
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/32/58199067_47ad931f63.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.geocities.com/primarch_ultra/wh40k_1_.jpe)
(http://homepage.mac.com/whymme/WFRP/misc/warhamster/files/page13_1.png)
Or THE GAME wARHAMSTER
http://boardgames.about.com/library/news/bl-origins-2002-warhamster.htm
Quote from: Avan on June 22, 2009, 08:26:01 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwrA5QRyg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DVwrA5QRyg)
Hamsters like this are not good eatin' - all that excercise makes them tough. It is even hard to get the stick through 'em ;D
One hamster to fool them all,
One hamster to unwind them,
One hamster to mock them all,
and at the festival bind them.
In the land of Larkspurshire, where rennies fly.
-J.R.R. Hamsterken
Ahh, J.R.R. Hamsterken...what a visionary. A beady-eyed visionary.
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on June 26, 2009, 11:36:40 AM
One hamster to fool them all,
One hamster to unwind them,
One hamster to mock them all,
and at the festival bind them.
In the land of Larkspurshire, where rennies fly.
-J.R.R. Hamsterken
This made me giggle......a lot :P I LOVE Lord of the Rings
Up spoke the hamster of our gallant ship,
and a squirmy little rodent was he.
He said "I should have followed the rats,
but I didn't have the sense,
now a little merhamster I will be...."
Sing it! I would fall onto the ground laughing!
The Wild Hamster
I've been a wild hamster for many a year,
And I've spent all my pellets on gerbils and beer,
But I'm back with all both cheek pouches can store...
And I never will play the Wild Hamster no more!
CHORUS
And it's no... nay... never!
Run 'round your wheel!
No, nay, never no more...
Will I play... the wild hamster...
No, never... No more!
I went to a grain bin I used to frequent,
And I told the landhamster my pellets were spent!
I asked for alfalfa, she squeaked at me, 'Nay!'
Fat Hamsters like you only get in the way!'
CHORUS
Then from my cheek pouch I took a sunflower seed!
And the landhamster's eyes went more beady with greed!
She squeaked, 'I have shavings, and grain unsurpassed!'
'We'll shred some newspaper and have a real blast!'
CHORUS
I'll go back to my rabbits, and tell all I've done...
And ask them to pardon their adopted bun!
And if they don't nip me, they haven't before...
Then I never shall play the wild hamster no more!
CHORUS
I've thought entirely too much about all this...
Quote from: The Professor on June 26, 2009, 02:02:16 PM
The Wild Hamster
I've thought entirely too much about all this...
LMAO!
I bow to the master!
now, shall we.....
Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along......Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along......Roll the Old Hamster Wheel Along...... and we all hang on behind.........
Journey!
"Oh the hamster wheel in the sky keeps on turning...."
ROFLMAO!!
OMG! I love CoRFians! You all really must come to your sister faire in Pittsburgh...and bring the hamsters!
Quote from: The Professor on June 23, 2009, 07:44:50 PM
I don't want to alarm anybody, but...
(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs46/f/2009/174/6/0/Warhamster_40K__Black_Templar_by_ursulav.jpg)
...they're getting militant!
Best!
Ok, just my inner geek coming out...
A hamster in terminator armor....frightening!
Quote from: Gentlemanprivateer on June 28, 2009, 09:24:11 PM
Ok, just my inner geek coming out...
A hamster in terminator armor....frightening!
um..... Silver.... there is nothing inner about your geek. It's right there on the surface. ;)
My hamster got a sunburn due to lack of a tarp for shelter... :(
I feel like letting everyone know I had a terrible hamster nightmare! I was almost eaten alive... sad face... okay I'm good felt like sharing
Quote from: anne of oaktower on June 27, 2009, 11:13:01 AM
ROFLMAO!!
OMG! I love CoRFians! You all really must come to your sister faire in Pittsburgh...and bring the hamsters!
Grammercy! We'd love to and most appreciate the invite.
but just in case, you should all start hamstering up now.
Be not afraid of hamsters.
Some are born hamster,
Some achieve hamsterness,
Some have hamster thrust upon them.
-William Shakeshamster
I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/dramatic_mizfit/Renaissance%20Festival%202009/002.jpg)
Quote from: Zoë on June 30, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!
Not supprised, considering his parentage. :D
Quote from: Zoë on June 30, 2009, 10:26:06 AM
I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/dramatic_mizfit/Renaissance%20Festival%202009/002.jpg)
I never saw this hamster on Saturday. Did we gain one on Sunday and thus... they added a new one to the batch bringing the total to 6?
My Hamster Lady Nibbles of Hampstershire likes her Tudor bag... she is a noble and will in time have a French Hood
We actually gained 2 on Sunday, Guillermo and his hamster-lover Giselle who can be found at Mistress Charlotte's. :)
I dont have a hamster but I have a bunny in an orange dress.... can she come and play?
Quote from: Adriana Rose on June 30, 2009, 05:45:33 PM
I dont have a hamster but I have a bunny in an orange dress.... can she come and play?
Will we end up with long eared Hamsters?
depends how they play lol
I wrote this YEARS ago... and yet it seems so apropos...
Hamsta's Paradise
To the tune of 'Gangsta's Paradise'
(The Theme from 'Dangerous Mice')
When I'm running on my wheel,
I get jiggy with the beat...
But I don't have any tail
So I needn't watch my feet...
I go and nibble at the bottle
And the water's cold as ice...
I scuffle in the shavings of my Hamsta's paradise.
Hiding sunflower seeds is nice,
Munchin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Don' wan' any beans or rice,
Cluin' in my Hamsta's paradise.
I don' wan' to tell you twice,
Innin' in my Hamsta's paradise.
I look out through the bars and see that stupid Homeboy Cat,
I flash my sign, and ask him why he look at me like that, FOOL?
He knows he can't get at me, 'cause my cage's bars are strong,
Although I have to gnaw them so my teeth don't get too long.
Cutting felines down to size,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Stupid kitty aint too wise,
Dissin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Throw my shavings in his eyes,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
The kid got cute one day and put me in a Hamsta Ball...
I was in it and a cruisin' like a rocket down the hall.
I was happy as a Hamsta King, not minding any cares...
I looked away, and the next thing, I rolled it down the stairs!
Bouncing up into the skies,
Screamin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
Hamsta Ball at discount price,
Living in my hamsta's paradise...
Could somebody find some ice?
Achin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
The alfalfa and the chew sticks...
The chew sticks and alfalfa...
Give me more at feeding time,
Or else I'll have to off ya...
Better make with the food or
I'll make with the teeth...
You'll get nibbles on your finger nails
And splinters underneath...
I'm a rodent Vincent Price,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
Put your pinky in a vise,
Trapped inside my Hamsta's Paradise...
Give you chiggers, fleas, and lice,
Living in a Hamsta's paradise...
Ohhhhh Ohhhh Ohh Ohh Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh.
What else goes on behind those beady little eyes?
Best!
HUZZAH to the Professor
Okay i searched the pirate ship for days and found no hamster but i did find a rat.....will that do?
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 02, 2009, 09:02:52 AM
Okay i searched the pirate ship for days and found no hamster but i did find a rat.....will that do?
crop the tail & VIOLA! hamster.
if ye is squeamish, we have people who can "take care of it"
But he is so cute why would i cut the tail off
Because in the hamster club it's a fashion statement. You wanna be in with the right crowd, your rat has to at least look like one of us. ;)
So you saying i'm not part of the cool club cause i have a rat instead of a hamster. Well its just like high school over again oh well.
It's pretty exclusive. ;) Or should I say Hamclusive.
Fine i will take my rat and go somewhere else
Maybe if you tie the rat's tail in a bow, then it will look shorter and you do not have to cut it off.
*Is sad because of being hamsterless, and unable to hang with the cool kids*
Well Radu seems they don't like me and my Rat so we can start our own group
At least you got a Rat! all I got is a rock.
Is it a sharp rock or a dull one?
I got a rock!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/dramatic_mizfit/Project%20365/cid__0620091701-00.jpg)
At first I thought that was a polter lobster, then I realized it is a scorpian, which is great because I am a scorpio, the best and most modest of all astrological signs.
Sir Garath, your rat has inspired me to bring my polter hamster- who really likes rats and jaws on rocks.
Don't worry i get the hint....i will take my rat and play in the other sand box
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 02, 2009, 05:56:53 PM
Don't worry i get the hint....i will take my rat and play in the other sand box
there is no other sandbox.
now bring us the rat so we can do what must be done.
resistance is futile.
you must comply.
we are the hamster
coolective.
perhaps if you believe hard enough, the hamster king will bring you one.
o'corse, you'd have to be at faire.
and no,
I am
not the hamster king.....
"You can do anything, you are the hamster king!" (Door-Hamstern)
And Ham-Sterean quotes:
"A Hamster! A Hamster! My renfaire for a Hamster!!"
"E'ry inch A Hamster!"
"To Hamster or not to Hamster!"
.....and on this the Childrens Weekend.........
"The Taming of the Hamstern."
"Ah, poor my Hamster, what comb shall smooth thy fur when I, thy three-hours owner, hath mangled it?"
I got a hamster! It used to be Rupert..that belonged to the nun-lady!
but I re-christened him Sir Fontleroy III. :D He's quite adorable.
yes...alright...I've caved...I shall now partake in the hammy talk.
Dear Mister Hamster King,
I have been a very good girl this year. May I please have a hamster, and roller skates, and roller skates for my hamster . . .
Hamster, Hamsters, at the faire?
Hamsters, Hamsters, how many are there?
Did you see them at the joust?
Like Sir William where they announced?
At the waterwheel, did they run?
Or did you feed them a friars sticky bun?
Elephants, Elephants, did they scare
Did one get tangled in your hair?
Down your bodice, did it go?
Or up a Scotsman kilt, I want to know!
With a pirate who looks like Jack?
Or in the kitchen with fried cheese and mac
At the show with Puke and Snot?
Iris and Rose, most assuradly not!
Nibble, Nibble like a mouse?
Do you hide them in your blouse?
Funny names, one and all?
Flaming Hamsters over the wall?
Surely you jest, they are not here
Hamster invasion? Oh my oh dear!
And just to think it started with Zoe
Where will it end? I do not know
So bring your Hamsters one and all
To the Renaissance Faire, will have a ball
The Rats be coming!!!
Benjamin Willardson
Apparently the hamsters have chased the mice out of the kingdom, and they are now taking refuge in the costumer's outside the gate. We saw one there last weekend...
We shall not flag or fail. We shall hamster on to the end, we shall hamster at gate, we shall hamster on the water wheel and wishing wells, we shall hamster with growing numbers and growing size in the trees, we shall hamster our villiage, whatever the cost may be, we shall hamster on the stages, we shall hamster in the booths & shops, we shall hamster on the joust field and in the lanes, we shall hamster in the hills; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this villiage or a large part of it were infested by rats, then our Hamster Empire beyond the fence, armed and guarded by the Hamster Fleet, would carry on the hamstering, until, in the Hamster Kings good time, the Hamster World, with all its balls and wheels, scurries forth to build the habitrails to the satire and the hilarity of all. ~Winston Churchamster - June 4, 1940
.
It's like watching a word movie...
Wait, what are we doing again?
Four score and seven hamsters ago our followers brought forth into this new Hamster nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all Hamsters are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great invasion, testing whether that Hamster nation, or any Hamster nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that invasion. We have come to dedicate a portion of that jousting field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that this Hamster nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave Hamsters, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored Hamster dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these Hamster dead shall not have died in vain -- that this Hamster nation, under Hamster King shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the Hamsters, by the Hamsters, for the Hamster, shall not perish from the earth.
Abraham Hamster
November 19th, 1863
"Ask not what your hamster can do for you....ask what you can do for your hamster!"
John Fitzhamster Kennedy
Quote from: Zoë on July 09, 2009, 11:30:57 AM
"Ask not what your hamster can do for you....ask what you can do for your hamster!"
John Fitzhamster Kennedy
aye, what a better world it would be now if he were not taken from us so young.
I'm sure we all remember what we were doing when we heard the news of that great and nobel hamsters passing.
OH and let us not forget that wonderful speach given by Martin Hamster King
Let us not wallow in the valley of despair, I say to you today, my Hamster friends.
And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American Hamster dream.
I have a dream that one day this Hamster nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all hamsters are created equal."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former hamsters and the sons of former hamster owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream that my four little hamsters will one day live in a hamster nation where they will not be judged by the color of their fur but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I still weep just thinking of that little bit from his famous speech
Einstein (like most scientists) didn't know much, but he did know this- throughout history there have been many controversial quotes inaccurately attributed to hamstern. He also knew some other things about light and whatever.
I wrote a paper about him in the third grade, which, btw, was not terribly exciting considering the fact not much is known about Einstein as a third grader at Punxatawny Phil Polytechnic Elementary.
NOTICE!
HI6 has reported a recent upsurgence in the occurrence of rogue hamsters.
It would appear that these rogue hamsters are working together
and have formed a clothespin assassin squad.
Citizens are encouraged to be on guard and on the lookout.
Please report any suspicious activity immediately to your local authorities.
More information as it developes.
(http://www.legendsofsherwood.net/images/Rhino-hamster-800-600.jpg)
My rat and i had our invasion today but when i got out to the car i reached into my pocket and found out i had a hitchhicking hamster. So i let him go and drove home and opened the door to get my stuff out of the back seat and there he was again, so we have recruited said hamster into our rat invasion. heheheheheheh
A Hamstern invasion! What's next? Hamstern piloting the Death Star, heading to earth with vengeance in their little Hamstern hearts? We all know the alien ancestors of the human race were the Hamstern. They taught us how to do certain things which make civilization possible as we know it today. Things such as growing crops, purifying water and brushing our teeth. We know these things because of all of the carvings on the walls of Mayan and Incan cities that depict Hamstern-type beings with space suit helmets on their heads directing subservient humans to build pyramids, play deadly ball games and wipe their feet before entering the Hamstern temples. As humans, we owe a great debt to these ancient Hamstern, who have brought us civilization as we know it today. They taught us the use of the wheel after all. But, now something has backfired on the current descendants of those ancient Hamstern. Now, it is humans who call all of the shots, and stand on the outside of the cage and look in at the "stupid little hamster" as it runs on its wheel. We are so superior. They are now our slaves......or are they....????
Stay tuned for more paranoia!
You see a hamster and you stand completely still, thinking that it's vision is movement based. And then, it Looks at you. And that's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides, from the Hamsters you didn't even no were there. They leap at you and nip you. Here, here, maybe here. The point is, you are alive when they squeak at you.
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 11, 2009, 10:27:22 PM
My rat and i had our invasion today but when i got out to the car i reached into my pocket and found out i had a hitchhicking hamster. So i let him go and drove home and opened the door to get my stuff out of the back seat and there he was again, so we have recruited said hamster into our rat invasion. heheheheheheh
if you recurted the hamster to
your invasion.... why does he keep refering to your rat as "My Beyotch"?
Hmm lets see hamster rides in pocket rat rides ontop of my hat, who is who's Beyotch
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 13, 2009, 12:18:23 PM
Hmm lets see hamster rides in pocket rat rides ontop of my hat, who is who's Beyotch
let's see..... rat is driving..... Hamster is passenger...... making you the pack animal.......
yeh, I'm still thinkin the Hamster is in charge...... :D
Nope Rat is the captain of the ship, hamster is the navigator and i'm the ship
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 13, 2009, 12:45:30 PM
Nope Rat is the captain of the ship, hamster is the navigator and i'm the ship
you have a hamster as a navigator? no wonder you're bloody lost all the time! ;D
Its a wonder, with all the woodchips at Colorado, that the Hamsters havent invaded before this point.
And the giant wheel...although Hamsters don't much like water...hm....
Dont like water? Have you never heard of the legendary Hammie, the Hamster of Loch Ham?
Hmm will have to look into the reason we get lost all the time and if i can blame it on the Hamster.
The Rat invasion will see you again on the closing weekend
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 14, 2009, 08:45:45 AM
Hmm will have to look into the reason we get lost all the time and if i can blame it on the Hamster.
The Rat invasion will see you again on the closing weekend
oh, it may be the hamsters fault...... but anything that goes wrong on a ship, the captain gets the blame.
High adventure from the dread hamster from Florin- my pirate hamster with the peg leg has been observed using a Hoover attachment on the Castle habitrail. Apparently the attachments are known as the "tubes of insanity."
Of course thinking about it he could be working for the enemy and keeping me lost keeps me away from faire and continuing my rat invasion. Think Captain Benjamin and me need to have a long talk with this hamster.
Quote from: Demetrius on July 14, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
High adventure from the dread hamster from Florin- my pirate hamster with the peg leg has been observed using a Hoover attachment on the Castle habitrail. Apparently the attachments are known as the "tubes of insanity."
Marley wanted to use the garden hose to turn his into a waterslide......
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 14, 2009, 10:53:46 AM
Quote from: Demetrius on July 14, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
High adventure from the dread hamster from Florin- my pirate hamster with the peg leg has been observed using a Hoover attachment on the Castle habitrail. Apparently the attachments are known as the "tubes of insanity."
Marley wanted to use the garden hose to turn his into a waterslide......
Hamster's gotta do what a hamster's gotta do, it's hot out there!
Quote from: Demetrius on July 14, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
High adventure from the dread hamster from Florin- my pirate hamster with the peg leg has been observed using a Hoover attachment on the Castle habitrail. Apparently the attachments are known as the "tubes of insanity."
Hamsters with attachments? ........ Inconceivable!
Quote from: Capt Spleen on July 14, 2009, 08:05:45 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on July 14, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
High adventure from the dread hamster from Florin- my pirate hamster with the peg leg has been observed using a Hoover attachment on the Castle habitrail. Apparently the attachments are known as the "tubes of insanity."
Hamsters with attachments? ........ Inconceivable!
This word you use- I do not think it means what you think it means..
Quote from: NelleMoorley on July 06, 2009, 02:06:06 PM
Dear Mister Hamster King,
I have been a very good girl this year. May I please have a hamster, and roller skates, and roller skates for my hamster . . .
Nellie you forgot the firetruck. You can't have roller skates, a hamster, and hamsters roller skates without a firetruck. For shame. ;)
Line stealer.
The final conversion is done...Captain Benjamin Willadson the Rat pirate has his first mate....Meet Blackspot Hamster pirate.
http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/MeThroughTheYears#5359233094627519314
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 16, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
The final conversion is done...Captain Benjamin Willadson the Rat pirate has his first mate....Meet Blackspot Hamster pirate.
http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/MeThroughTheYears#5359233094627519314
first mate, eh? lost the job of navigator?
Quote from: RenaissanceBarbie on July 15, 2009, 02:03:08 PM
Quote from: NelleMoorley on July 06, 2009, 02:06:06 PM
Dear Mister Hamster King,
I have been a very good girl this year. May I please have a hamster, and roller skates, and roller skates for my hamster . . .
Nellie you forgot the firetruck. You can't have roller skates, a hamster, and hamsters roller skates without a firetruck. For shame. ;)
Line stealer.
Hey, I had a hamster named firetruck...
Nice Blackspot Sir G!
ok, it doesn't fit but... have you guys seen this advert? http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/gforce/ (http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/gforce/)
when I first saw it...for a minute I thought "holy cra...ickey- Hamster Spys! we're getting picked up by disney!" I was wrong.
stupid guinea pigs. >:(
Yes they went with guinea pigs cause they know we would go after them for copywrite infringement.
Quote from: Sir Garath on July 17, 2009, 04:21:22 PM
Yes they went with guinea pigs cause they know we would go after them for copywrite infringement.
yer probl'y right. happens to me all the time.
back in the 70's I used to wear a sport jacket with the sleeves roller up over jeans & t-shirt.
later that year miami vice came out, don freakin johnson stole my look and got all the credit.
1st RULE: never talk about hamster club.
2nd RULE: ALWAYS talk about HAMSTER CLUB.
3rd RULE: If the hamster freaks out, bites or craps on someone, it goes back in the ball.
4th RULE: Only two hamsters to a ball.
5th RULE: One hamster at a time.
6th RULE: Hamsters may not wear pants or shoes.
7th RULE: Hamstering goes on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at HAMSTER CLUB, you HAVE to shred newspaper.
First of all, I would like to state that this is my VERY FIRST forum post.....HUZZAH....
and I am proud to have lost my forum virginity to the noble Hamster thread/string/twine?
anywho, this is my promised "Formal hamster request"
Dear Hamster King-
I Paige Reilly, aka Charlotte Cleary aka PP, aka any other KIND nicknames I am unaware of, am formally requesting a hamster. As the lowest of the low the dirtiest of the dirt, I understand their importance and intend to bring them the justice they deserve in such a hamster eat hamster world. Although I confess that for quite a long time I thought that there was a "p" in the word hamster, (hpamster as the case may be) I have never killed an animal and will feed it everyday, and never subject it to terrifying prospect of roller skates. Thank you for considering me for this exciting situation, and I hope to have a hamster that can run around the kingdom with me.
Lastly, I have just accidentally started a game that I will share with you now
Harry potter and the Hamster prince
The sisterhood of the traveling hamster
Tuesdays with hamster
there will be hamsters
and my favorite:
hamsterhood: men in tights
Quote from: Page1andbeyond on July 20, 2009, 11:55:12 AM
Lastly, I have just accidentally started a game that I will share with you now
NICE! Welcome, cheers & Huzzahhhhhh
Hamsters of the carribean
Hamster & Hamsterbility (Jane Austin)
an Officer & a Gentlehamster
Well Page/Paige/Charlotte
Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum HUZZAH!
I hope the Hamster Not Hpaster or even Hampster King brings you a beautiful yet not so overly dirty little friend. He/She graced me with a 2nd, the first along with Hey-Airn't You aka Rich where the first two blessed to our Hamstershire.
On a last note. I love your game. PLEASE make a new Thred for it so we don't lose it in here. i will add some to this little game
Last of the Hamsters
Fellowship of the Hamsters
The Two Hamsters
Return of the Hamster King
And not to forget the prequel The Hamster all by J.R.R. Hamster
The Littlist Hamster
My Fair Hamster
Breakfast at Hamsters
Kingdom of Hamsters
Raiders of the Lost Hamster
Indiana Hamster and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Hamster and the Last Crusade
and one of my all time favorites Gone with the Hamster
Long Live the Hamster King! Thank you for my hamster, Tribble. And thank you to all the other hamsters for providing a warm welcome to Tribble, too!
lVl - Live long and Hamster!
Don't forget about
Young Hamsterstein
Blazing Hamsters
Monty Python and the Holy Hamster
Hamster Trek
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Hamster
Bride of Hamster
Divine Secrets of the YaYa Hamsterhood, an
Hamsterman (Hamsterman, Hamsterman, does whatever a Hamster can!).
All classics of a high order!
In other news, who wants to have Hamster Movie night? ;)
Sounds like fun. I have a 52" wide screen with surround sound. The Hamsters... and humans will feel like they are at a real movie
Hamster Horror:
Hamcula
Curse of the Hamster Mummy
The Mummy Hamster's Revenge
An American Hamsterwolf in London
Hamster from the Black Lagoon
Night of the Living Hamster Zombies
Dawn of the Hamster Dead
The Abominable Dr Hamster
Hamster Sci Fi
Hamster Wars: A New Wheel
Hamster Wars: The Hamster Empire Stikes Back
Hamster Wars: Return of the Hamster Jedi
Hamster Wars: The Hamster Menece
Hamster Wars: Revenge of the Sith Hamster
Hamster Wars: Attack of the Hamster Clones
Hamster War/History
Das Wheel
Alexhamster the Great
Hamster Gods and Generals
Bravehamster
The Messanger: Joan of Hamster
Hamsterpatra
The Hamster lion of the Desert
The Great Hamster Pepper
Master and Hamster Commander
Saving Private Hamster
Westerns
The Good, The Bad, and the Hamster
Jeremiah Hamster
Little Big Hamster
They died with their Hamster boots on
A Man Called Hamster Horse
Butch Cassiday and the Hamsterdance Kid
Action
The Hamster Identity
The Hamster Supremany
The Hamster Ultimatium
give me liberty or give me a hamster on rye
All right... Some time before the end of the run, we need all ye with Hamsters on your persons to do a lap from the front gate, around the Pan statue, and back to the front gate. The 1st Annual Larkspurshire 'Running of the Hamsters.' See if you can set it up for Lady De Laney to photograph it.
Best!
But, But, But I have two hamsters... does this not then prevent me from the running? :(
Sounds like an excuse for a group photo op - us AND the hamsters!
Have fun with your group pircture.
so i have been looking at the wrong end of this thread and I was very cross with the fact that no one has played my game....haahahahhah silly. I love that game. My hamster will not run. I dont have it yet but I am fairly positive that said hamster will hate to run as I do. (hamster see hamster do....doo doo doo doo doo) whoops got stuck as a thirteen year old (or possibly a do-op group)
ANYWHOO,
I will be down for a hamster bike ride, or hike! We could hamster climb mt. everest!!
Has anyone heard that sweet new band hamsters of Leon? ....if there was a bomb they would be it.
Quote from: Page1andbeyond on July 23, 2009, 12:34:50 PM
so i have been looking at the wrong end of this thread and I was very cross with the fact that no one has played my game....haahahahhah silly. I love that game. My hamster will not run. I dont have it yet but I am fairly positive that said hamster will hate to run as I do. (hamster see hamster do....doo doo doo doo doo) whoops got stuck as a thirteen year old (or possibly a do-op group)
ANYWHOO,
I will be down for a hamster bike ride, or hike! We could hamster climb mt. everest!!
Has anyone heard that sweet new band hamsters of Leon? ....if there was a bomb they would be it.
Page1, it was nice to meet your twin sister this past weekend. Apparently you need to see Mark if you desire a hamster of your own, or maybe Scott. Rumor has it either of those two can lead you to the hamster King, not to be confused with the burger king, or the chicken al la king...
BTW all you funny people who keep referring to the chicken as hamster (Sir Garath for one)- I think it's pretty clear it is, in fact, chicken- and pretty tasty chicken at that. Just thought I'd clear that up and put it to rest.
...whitch leadz uzz t' diz............
Why did th' 'amster cross tha path below Pirates Pub, AND away frum Pirates Pub?
*if CRF be yarr home faire......think er'bout it before ye vests a guess*
Quote from: Capt Spleen on July 23, 2009, 09:43:49 PM
...whitch leadz uzz t' diz............
Why did th' 'amster cross tha path below Pirates Pub, AND away frum Pirates Pub?
*if CRF be yarr home faire......think er'bout it before ye vests a guess*
To see the mermaid...
To get a book...
Wait, wait....to protect his nuts!
Well T and A!
Close. Ye might be 1/3 of a 1/4 correct......
Hamsters don't like water........So mz Mermaid - Nay!
Hamster have yet to master the art of literazy so bookz - Nay!
Yet it doos show ye knows yarr faire topography!
To protect his nuts......NAY!
Because they be not his nuts. Rather........
th' 'amster has been attraced t' tha scent o' th' kings nuts, t' pilage, but unbeknownst t' said 'amster, CDSpleen-a-PETA be awaitin' fer 'im!
CaptDungeonSpleen, a-Pirate Eatin' Tasty 'Amster!
o-yez..... and jus fer th' record....... Arsena OF Paris is also PETA credited........ he's a .....
Parisian Eating Tasty 'Amster........
Go see his show. Yuulll see whut I'm sayin'.......Jus sayin'!
Let me just say, I'm becoming increasingly horrified by my lack of involvement in the hamster community. Despite extensive (read: minimal) research on my part, I'm still unsure of what, exactly, it takes to procure such a creature.
In hopes of ingratiating myself with the Hamster King, or Hamster Fairy, or whoever provides them, I will now compose a poem dedicated to the wonders of Hamsterhood, Hamsterdom, and Hamsternessicity in all of its forms.
I carry your hamster with me
(I carry it in my pocket)
I am never without it.
Anywhere I go, my hamster goes, my dear;
And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.
I fear
No felines, (for you are my Hamsterly Protector, my sweet)
I want
No cage (for, beautiful, you are my cage, my true)
And you are the scent of cedar chips beneath my feet,
You are the toilet paper roll upon which I nom.
Here is the deepest secret no hamster knows:
(Here is the dried corn and sunflower seeds in the bowl,
and the hanging water bottle, and the squeaky wheel,
and the corner designated for excrement)
and this is the wonder that is keeping my hamsteriness alive:
I carry your hamster
(I carry it in my pocket.)
-takes a bow-
Quote from: GinnyZombie on July 27, 2009, 11:46:02 PM
Let me just say, I'm becoming increasingly horrified by my lack of involvement in the hamster community. Despite extensive (read: minimal) research on my part, I'm still unsure of what, exactly, it takes to procure such a creature.
In hopes of ingratiating myself with the Hamster King, or Hamster Fairy, or whoever provides them, I will now compose a poem dedicated to the wonders of Hamsterhood, Hamsterdom, and Hamsternessicity in all of its forms.
I carry your hamster with me
(I carry it in my pocket)
I am never without it.
Anywhere I go, my hamster goes, my dear;
And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.
I fear
No felines, (for you are my Hamsterly Protector, my sweet)
I want
No cage (for, beautiful, you are my cage, my true)
And you are the scent of cedar chips beneath my feet,
You are the toilet paper roll upon which I nom.
Here is the deepest secret no hamster knows:
(Here is the dried corn and sunflower seeds in the bowl,
and the hanging water bottle, and the squeaky wheel,
and the corner designated for excrement)
and this is the wonder that is keeping my hamsteriness alive:
I carry your hamster
(I carry it in my pocket.)
-takes a bow-
"Upon which I nom". *SNORTS*
Brilliant Ginny, holy cow...er...hamster! Mucho snaps to you my poet madrigal.
Quote from: GinnyZombie on July 27, 2009, 11:46:02 PM
And whatever is done by only me
Is your hamster's doing, my darling.
Are you saying the hamster did it... or are you saying the hamster
made you do it?
Does anyone know what this hamster thing is all about?
Quote from: Demetrius on July 31, 2009, 01:05:23 PM
Does anyone know what this hamster thing is all about?
You should ask the hamster king......
he's easy to find.
just look for a hamster with a little crown.
Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...
Quote from: Demetrius on July 31, 2009, 01:22:53 PM
Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...
and you didn't post that here because?
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 31, 2009, 01:37:20 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on July 31, 2009, 01:22:53 PM
Go check out song lyric stuck in my head in mundane topics...
and you didn't post that here because?
Hey- we might get the hamster thread moved to mundane topics if we aren't careful... ;)
Would that mean that our Hamsters would thus be considered Mundane and not "SPECIAL"
Quote from: Lady de Laney on July 31, 2009, 03:44:58 PM
Would that mean that our Hamsters would thus be considered Mundane and not "SPECIAL"
*Gasp* NEVER!
Dear Hamster King,
I would greatly appreciate if his majesty could do me the honor of letting me care for one of his subjects. I would love to be able to have a hamster to pet and love and pet some more. I would never treat it poorly; it would have fresh air and walks, even rodent buddies. It is my deep hope that his highness could see the happiness a hamster would bring me and bestow me with one before the end of faire. (Sorry for the short notice). :-[
Your humble servant,
Anna
Dear Hamster King,
I know that our dear Cynthia Orella wanted to ask for a hamster of her own and to be a friend of my own hamster - Lord Squeakers Notail. But, she has been too tired from taking care and loving other peoples doggies everynight this week. If she can show this much love to other peoples animal friends then she would really love and take care of her very own hamster. If you would be so kind to as to overlook her not being able to put up her own request and grant her wish to adopt one of your own and make it happy she would be very ecstatic.
From your humble water carrying servant,
Avan
Annie, Avan and Cynthia,
The Hamster King has deemed there are hamsters available to such honored subjects as yourselves. Unfortunately the hamster cart came before the wheel on the last weekend of CRF so there was only one hamster that did get a home from the orphanage.
There has been a new litter of seven that showed up at Dave & Busters. There was an adoption of Vizzini to the Professor for his honorable duty he has served to the kingdom in his short time here. (don't worry he has been warned about iocaine powder.)
I digress.... There was to be an adoption to each of you if our paths had crossed. So we will have to meet up again. Although it may have to come from another litter. The six left will be traveling to Pittsburgh and possibly California. If thou would seem to still desire a hamster... please let me know when we can meet.
Mistress Workinprogress of the ROHAS (Royal Official Hamster Adoption Service)
Quote from: holierthanthou on August 17, 2009, 11:47:05 AM
Annie, Avan and Cynthia,
The Hamster King has deemed there are hamsters available to such honored subjects as yourselves. Unfortunately the hamster cart came before the wheel on the last weekend of CRF so there was only one hamster that did get a home from the orphanage.
There has been a new litter of seven that showed up at Dave & Busters. There was an adoption of Vizzini to the Professor for his honorable duty he has served to the kingdom in his short time here. (don't worry he has been warned about iocaine powder.)
I digress.... There was to be an adoption to each of you if our paths had crossed. So we will have to meet up again. Although it may have to come from another litter. The six left will be traveling to Pittsburgh and possibly California. If thou would seem to still desire a hamster... please let me know when we can meet.
Mistress Workinprogress of the ROHAS (Royal Official Hamster Adoption Service)
don't forget to send one to Deadbishop!
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on August 17, 2009, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: holierthanthou on August 17, 2009, 11:47:05 AM
Annie, Avan and Cynthia,
The Hamster King has deemed there are hamsters available to such honored subjects as yourselves. Unfortunately the hamster cart came before the wheel on the last weekend of CRF so there was only one hamster that did get a home from the orphanage.
There has been a new litter of seven that showed up at Dave & Busters. There was an adoption of Vizzini to the Professor for his honorable duty he has served to the kingdom in his short time here. (don't worry he has been warned about iocaine powder.)
I digress.... There was to be an adoption to each of you if our paths had crossed. So we will have to meet up again. Although it may have to come from another litter. The six left will be traveling to Pittsburgh and possibly California. If thou would seem to still desire a hamster... please let me know when we can meet.
Mistress Workinprogress of the ROHAS (Royal Official Hamster Adoption Service)
don't forget to send one to Deadbishop!
Okay (didn't this come up before) if we "send one to Deadbishop" Deadbishop will have Deadhamster...
Just put some airholes and food in the box and you won't have a Deadhamster. Of course he could just chew his way out of the box than we would have hobohamster?
What if said hamster gets shipped via Airmail... then would he be Air Hamster? Can we teach him to play Basketball?
O_0
baskethamster!
Quote from: Demetrius on August 17, 2009, 04:23:24 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on August 17, 2009, 02:24:42 PM
Quote from: holierthanthou on August 17, 2009, 11:47:05 AM
Annie, Avan and Cynthia,
The Hamster King has deemed there are hamsters available to such honored subjects as yourselves. Unfortunately the hamster cart came before the wheel on the last weekend of CRF so there was only one hamster that did get a home from the orphanage.
There has been a new litter of seven that showed up at Dave & Busters. There was an adoption of Vizzini to the Professor for his honorable duty he has served to the kingdom in his short time here. (don't worry he has been warned about iocaine powder.)
I digress.... There was to be an adoption to each of you if our paths had crossed. So we will have to meet up again. Although it may have to come from another litter. The six left will be traveling to Pittsburgh and possibly California. If thou would seem to still desire a hamster... please let me know when we can meet.
Mistress Workinprogress of the ROHAS (Royal Official Hamster Adoption Service)
don't forget to send one to Deadbishop!
Okay (didn't this come up before) if we "send one to Deadbishop" Deadbishop will have Deadhamster...
[]
No, it would be called HamsterBishop
Quote from: Lady de Laney on August 17, 2009, 09:25:29 PM
What if said hamster gets shipped via Airmail... then would he be Air Hamster? Can we teach him to play Basketball?
So when Guillermo goes to New Zealand with me, will he be...AirFare Hamster?
Bring 'im a mate, an they kin start th' Mile High Hamster Club!
Quote from: Capt Spleen on August 17, 2009, 11:29:16 PM
Bring 'im a mate, an they kin start th' Mile High Hamster Club!
only you, Spleen. only you........
The only time when you can get on a plane with 2 hamsters and get off with about a dozen...it's a long enough flight...
Quote from: Zoë on August 18, 2009, 12:24:33 AM
The only time when you can get on a plane with 2 hamsters and get off with about a dozen...it's a long enough flight...
HEHEHEHEHE, that is funny...and true!
Have a look at this picture:
(http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs11/i/2006/198/d/5/The_Assistant_and_the_Hampster_by_acojon.jpg)
Here's the page:
http://acojon.deviantart.com/art/The-Assistant-and-the-Hampster-36480883 (http://acojon.deviantart.com/art/The-Assistant-and-the-Hampster-36480883)
They were infiltrating two years ago?
Best!
Quote from: Zoë on August 18, 2009, 12:24:33 AM
The only time when you can get on a plane with 2 hamsters and get off with about a dozen...it's a long enough flight...
The lastese Hollywood Box Office Action Hit---
Hamsters on a PlaneSamuel Jackson Voice: "I'm TIRED of these *&^$^%#$ing HAMSTERS on this *%$^*^%#@$%$ing PLANE!"
Now why didn't I think of that, and I actually saw the snake version, sign me up for Hamsters!!
So I was watching TV this morning and I saw this commercial for hamsters witout the mess!!!! it was amazing. They were these hamsters that moved through little hamster cage things.. kinda like hotwheels with fur! muahahaha and When I get the chance I'll put up a picture of my new Hamster. His name is Dor. ^_^
Quote from: Cynthia_Orella on August 24, 2009, 08:34:47 PM
So I was watching TV this morning and I saw this commercial for hamsters witout the mess!!!! it was amazing. They were these hamsters that moved through little hamster cage things.. kinda like hotwheels with fur! muahahaha and When I get the chance I'll put up a picture of my new Hamster. His name is Dor. ^_^
so... you got yerself a real hamster? like, a live one?
how will you keep it tied to your belt?
Actually my hamster turns out to be a cat toy I rescued from the pile of lost and found stuff that had been sitting at my work for a year and was about to be thrown out. There were four but I decided to let my kitty have three of them and kept Dor for myself
Oh And Thankyou Hamster king (and you hamster breeding minions!) I Love my hamster. She is still nameless sadly, I'm having a hard time coming up with a good one that is worthy of such a wonderful fuzzy friend. XOXOXO
Thanks to the Hamster King for my hamster as well! 'Tis awesome!
And has anyone else seen that weird commercial with the... I dunno, maybe they're muskrats or something... but anyway, they're Musketeers and they go around swashbuckling, etc. But all I could think of were hamsters! It was brilliant!
How about the commercial for KGB about whether or not you can milk a hamster? Poor little guy!
Quote from: Zoë on September 28, 2009, 09:52:08 PM
How about the commercial for KGB about whether or not you can milk a hamster? Poor little guy!
Talk about milking a hamster- just look at the Colorado thread!Yeah, it would take a tiny stool and a tiny bucket, but it might be possible...
Ok, I have now just read the entire thread and my brain did not explode. ;D
I am glad to see my Colorado brethren have as much fun as those of us in Minnesta. I now also understand the kind gesture from the Hamster King in sending such irresistable critters to new homes in Minnesota. I am pleased and deeply touched to give one of these little beasties a home. He will hence forth be known as MRF (pronounced 'merf').
I shall be sure he makes it home for a reunion the next time we visit CoRF!
Quote from: Noble Dreg on October 05, 2009, 08:54:42 PM
Ok, I have now just read the entire thread and my brain did not explode. ;D
I am glad to see my Colorado brethren have as much fun as those of us in Minnesota. I now also understand the kind gesture from the Hamster King in sending such irresistable critters to new homes in Minnesota. I am pleased and deeply touched to give one of these little beasties a home. He will hence forth be known as MRF (pronounced 'merf').
I shall be sure he makes it home for a reunion the next time we visit CoRF!
Hey, what rhymes with Smurf? Don't forget to give him a nice big parka! Cheers!
Quote from: Noble Dreg on October 05, 2009, 08:54:42 PM
I now also understand the kind gesture from the Hamster King in sending such irresistable critters to new homes in Minnesota. I am pleased and deeply touched to give one of these little beasties a home. He will hence forth be known as MRF (pronounced 'merf').
I shall be sure he makes it home for a reunion the next time we visit CoRF!
Hail to thee Noble Dreg, Tamer of Cougars from the mighty kingdom of Minnesota!
The Hamster King was delighted to send his humble servants, Blushing - Countess and Chronicler of Cognizance, Crimson Champion of Kilts and Annie the Nannie - Baroness and Blithe Bridler of Bairn and Baritone, with heartening hamsters for thy mighty kingdom.
We at the Royal Hamster Adoption Agency are very pleased to know that such a kind puppy loving soul such as thyself has adopted one of our bairn.
Please do be aware, our hamsters hath a fettish for pineapple and jalapeno pizza, and can over indulge. If MRF is a piratical hamster, he also would like a wee bit of rum with his pineapple.
We are very pleased to have thee join our hamster family.
Blessings to thee!
Mistress Workinprogress of the Royal Hamster Adoption Agency
Hail Cynthia_Orella and CapnJack,
I humbly beggeth thy forgiveness of my tardiness in welcoming thee to the adoptive family of heartening hamsters. I shall do 20 laps on the carnamster wheel, once I find one, as penance.
Thou art two of the most worthy in the kingdom. The Hamster King is greatly pleased with the placement of our wee bairn in thy tender caring hands.
Huzzah for thee and thy tender hearts.
Mistress Workinprogress of the Royal Hamster Adoption Agency
Quote from: holierthanthou on October 05, 2009, 11:59:09 PM
...Please do be aware, our hamsters hath a fettish for pineapple and jalapeno pizza, and can over indulge...
Indeed I found this to be true, I ordered this delectable combination just this evening. Lucky for me I dislike the crust, apparently MRF's favorite part!
Quote from: Noble Dreg on October 05, 2009, 08:54:42 PM
Ok, I have now just read the entire thread and my brain did not explode. ;D
I am glad to see my Colorado brethren have as much fun as those of us in Minnesta. I now also understand the kind gesture from the Hamster King in sending such irresistable critters to new homes in Minnesota. I am pleased and deeply touched to give one of these little beasties a home. He will hence forth be known as MRF (pronounced 'merf').
I shall be sure he makes it home for a reunion the next time we visit CoRF!
Welcome to the Brethern of the Hamstern, Dreg. I understand that DB has also been....assimilated.
resistance, really is, ye know, futile...
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on October 27, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
Welcome to the Brethern of the Hamstern, Dreg. I understand that DB has also been....assimilated.
Hamsterated? (sounds too close to castrated)
Assimihamstered?
Hamstimilated?
Quote from: Zoë on October 27, 2009, 06:11:50 PM
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on October 27, 2009, 02:52:31 PM
Welcome to the Brethern of the Hamstern, Dreg. I understand that DB has also been....assimilated.
Hamsterated? (sounds too close to castrated)
Assimihamstered?
Hamstimilated?
I vote assimihamstered, wait- no- Hamstimilated!
I think that one's my favorite too.
Oh and not posted on the forums... The Queen of Moorelandshire also has been hamstimilated. That makes two on the Moorelandshire court. Huzzah!
Any idea when my beautiful sister can expect the Hamster Stork to deliver hers?
catholic school girl looking for hamster
http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/Gary5#5398433378898771138
Aaaah! My eyes, my eyes! I'm going to go curl up in a corner now.
(Nice costume!)
Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 30, 2009, 08:16:44 AM
Any idea when my beautiful sister can expect the Hamster Stork to deliver hers?
Um...I have one for your sister, if that is what you mean. Just haven't seen you.
Or did you mean the delivery of one to the Queen? She already has hers snuggled and kept close.
Or did you mean sister as in Mary Clarity.... No I'm not expecting. Whew!
Quote from: Sir Garath on October 30, 2009, 11:39:42 AM
catholic school girl looking for hamster
http://picasaweb.google.com/Hikadaf/Gary5#5398433378898771138
AHHHHHH!!! eye bleach!! QUICK! SOMEONE PASS THE EYEBLEACH!!!!!!!
OKAY?
Ooh Blushing sent me a link to the photos of the hamster keepers in Minnesota. I am so thrilled to know that they were adopted out to such a happy crew! Can't wait to see who gets the one for TRF.
There are two new unique litters arriving as well. Muahahahaha!
Zombie hamsters?
One batch of new eyes... Black with glowing red center... Yeeha!
Hamsters are growing in wild popularity ... one of the hottest toys this season is a little moving hamster! ;D =)
Quote from: Blushing on November 14, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Hamsters are growing in wild popularity ... one of the hottest toys this season is a little moving hamster! ;D =)
and on that note, I would like to remind everyoone that I started it. ;D
OW OW OW...... Quit HITTING me........
okok, the hamster king started it.... whoever he is........ :D
I DO claim that the world wide spread of hamsterocity is all because of us! we, of the hamstern......
I thought we both showed up same weekend with hamsters? Oh well does it matter? Long Live the Hamster King!
Quote from: Blushing on November 14, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Hamsters are growing in wild popularity ... one of the hottest toys this season is a little moving hamster! ;D =)
Ye olde Zhu Zhu Pets! People get insane sometimes where I work about those things. I wanna buy one and where it to faire next year.
Okay, so I've been meaning to post this for ages. No, it's not strictly hamsters, but rather chinchillas. However, when I first saw this commercial all I could think of was Demetrius and his Amazing Hamster Army. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_RQJ2lDq64
Quote from: Moldy Forest on November 18, 2009, 12:38:57 AM
Quote from: Blushing on November 14, 2009, 02:08:26 PM
Hamsters are growing in wild popularity ... one of the hottest toys this season is a little moving hamster! ;D =)
Ye olde Zhu Zhu Pets! People get insane sometimes where I work about those things. I wanna buy one and where it to faire next year.
I saw one the other day.... it actually comes with it's own little ball.......
we need several of these! Mark ourselves off a couple lanes in fromt of the royal pavillion and race 'em!
Let the assembled make bets.....
Quote from: CapnJack on December 06, 2009, 02:32:10 AM
Okay, so I've been meaning to post this for ages. No, it's not strictly hamsters, but rather chinchillas. However, when I first saw this commercial all I could think of was Demetrius and his Amazing Hamster Army. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_RQJ2lDq64
I think someone needs a pirate hamster... Keep in mind, my hamsters are non sequitur, Zoe has the real ones- like 400 or so. My sister has made about 400 stuffed ones- now including zombies.
Quote from: Demetrius on December 06, 2009, 12:14:24 PM
Quote from: CapnJack on December 06, 2009, 02:32:10 AM
Okay, so I've been meaning to post this for ages. No, it's not strictly hamsters, but rather chinchillas. However, when I first saw this commercial all I could think of was Demetrius and his Amazing Hamster Army. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_RQJ2lDq64
I think someone needs a pirate hamster... Keep in mind, my hamsters are non sequitur, Zoe has the real ones- like 400 or so. My sister has made about 400 stuffed ones- now including zombies.
stuffed? I thought they were just sleepy..... I'm so sad :(
400 wowzers
I saw one the other day.... it actually comes with it's own little ball.......
we need several of these! Mark ourselves off a couple lanes in fromt of the royal pavillion and race 'em!
Let the assembled make bets.....
[/quote] Umm, why does Hamster pucking come to mind?
Could be a whole new sport at faire. Or not a NEW concept at all. Rat pucking has been around for quite some time.
Quote from: Capt Spleen on December 07, 2009, 01:20:18 AM
I saw one the other day.... it actually comes with it's own little ball.......
we need several of these! Mark ourselves off a couple lanes in fromt of the royal pavillion and race 'em!
Let the assembled make bets.....
Umm, why does Hamster pucking come to mind?
Could be a whole new sport at faire. Or not a NEW concept at all. Rat pucking has been around for quite some time.
[/quote]
Oh, right, all we need- more pucking hamsters...
Quote from: Demetrius on December 06, 2009, 12:14:24 PM
I think someone needs a pirate hamster... Keep in mind, my hamsters are non sequitur, Zoe has the real ones- like 400 or so. My sister has made about 400 stuffed ones- now including zombies.
ZOMBIE HAMSTERS :) :)
Quote from: Demetrius on December 07, 2009, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Capt Spleen on December 07, 2009, 01:20:18 AM
I saw one the other day.... it actually comes with it's own little ball.......
we need several of these! Mark ourselves off a couple lanes in fromt of the royal pavillion and race 'em!
Let the assembled make bets.....
Umm, why does Hamster pucking come to mind?
Could be a whole new sport at faire. Or not a NEW concept at all. Rat pucking has been around for quite some time.
Oh, right, all we need- more pucking hamsters...
Deme....... is it true that you and Holier have them decorating your tree? cuz I'm imaging a huge hamster gallows.......
OH, the HORROR!
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on December 09, 2009, 12:42:45 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on December 07, 2009, 01:16:01 PM
Quote from: Capt Spleen on December 07, 2009, 01:20:18 AM
I saw one the other day.... it actually comes with it's own little ball.......
we need several of these! Mark ourselves off a couple lanes in fromt of the royal pavillion and race 'em!
Let the assembled make bets.....
Umm, why does Hamster pucking come to mind?
Could be a whole new sport at faire. Or not a NEW concept at all. Rat pucking has been around for quite some time.
Oh, right, all we need- more pucking hamsters...
Deme....... is it true that you and Holier have them decorating your tree? cuz I'm imaging a huge hamster gallows.......
OH, the Hamster!
Can't afford a tree this year (and someone already got to the nice pine that was in our neighbor's yard) so we glued 393 hamsters together to form a tree.
I notice your profile pic was taken just outside the best place at faire.
Quote from: Demetrius on December 09, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
I notice your profile pic was taken just outside the best place at faire. [/color]
You bet it was... best place at faire, with my best friend.
Quote from: Demetrius on December 09, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Can't afford a tree this year (and someone already got to the nice pine that was in our neighbor's yard) so we glued 393 hamsters together to form a tree.
Oh, is that what happened to all my hamsters?
Quote from: Zoë on December 10, 2009, 04:57:42 PM
Quote from: Demetrius on December 09, 2009, 05:57:55 PM
Can't afford a tree this year (and someone already got to the nice pine that was in our neighbor's yard) so we glued 393 hamsters together to form a tree.
Oh, is that what happened to all my hamsters?
Uh oh- I better go see if the tree is wiggling...
Jingle Bells that tree smells ...
I lost my wit there ::)
Quote from: Adriana Rose on December 11, 2009, 01:28:22 PM
Jingle Bells that tree smells ...
I lost my wit there ::)
ooohh we can play "add a line"
.... a hamster serenade....
next?
....Demetrius has lost his bus....
Quote from: Zoë on December 11, 2009, 05:51:09 PM
....Demetrius has lost his bus....
(Hey, he's gunna sit by you- another one rides the bus...)
Zoe, you might want to do a hamster count- my sister has been making a ton of them but I hear the adoption agency has found homes for quite a few all over the place... and yes, the tree is in serious need of some habitrail style ornaments...
..from a hamster hand grenade
(http://ny-image2.etsy.com//il_430xN.107860286.jpg)
HAMSTER HOLIDAZE EVERYONE!!!
Remember (Hey) the good old days (Aren't) when you could open your kitchen cabinet (You?) and not have to worry about hamster mischief... ho ho ho...
Yes, boys and girls, this is the time of year when the Christmas hamster brings cell phone cheer, er, returned can of beer... empty.
So remember- when you stick your empty recyclables in the back of someone's truck at the end of faire, that person might wait five months to return it to you, then drive far far away in glee...
I was gifted with 2 new hamsters earlier this week...and I just about squealed with delight when I saw the first one. He's impossible cute. Not that the other one isn't, but...holierthanthou can tell you, I almost asphyxiated with glee when he emerged from the bag of hamsters. Hamsters Bring Happiness!
Quote from: Zoë on December 25, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
I was gifted with 2 new hamsters earlier this week...and I just about squealed with delight when I saw the first one. He's impossible cute. Not that the other one isn't, but...holierthanthou can tell you, I almost asphyxiated with glee when he emerged from the bag of hamsters. Hamsters Bring Happiness!
It is true! She was exceptionally gleefull! Then again why shouldn't the one and only official Hamster Goddess not be? There also was the first official Heartening Hare gifted this year. They are large bunnies to protect and defend (suggested by a stylish buccaneer that hangs out with Jack.). Bunnies are very hard to train to be protective, too many distractions, but it can be done.
Quote from: holierthanthou on December 28, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
Quote from: Zoë on December 25, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
I was gifted with 2 new hamsters earlier this week...and I just about squealed with delight when I saw the first one. He's impossible cute. Not that the other one isn't, but...holierthanthou can tell you, I almost asphyxiated with glee when he emerged from the bag of hamsters. Hamsters Bring Happiness!
It is true! She was exceptionally gleefull! Then again why shouldn't the one and only official Hamster Goddess not be? There also was the first official Heartening Hare gifted this year. They are large bunnies to protect and defend (suggested by a stylish buccaneer that hangs out with Jack.). Bunnies are very hard to train to be protective, too many distractions, but it can be done.
I'm surprised she didn't take a zombie hamster...
Quote from: Demetrius on December 23, 2009, 12:15:10 PM
Remember (Hey) the good old days (Aren't) when you could open your kitchen cabinet (You?) and not have to worry about hamster mischief... ho ho ho...
Yes, boys and girls, this is the time of year when the Christmas hamster brings cell phone cheer, er, returned can of beer... empty.
So remember- when you stick your empty recyclables in the back of someone's truck at the end of faire, that person might wait five months to return it to you, then drive far far away in glee...
I must say, nicely done....My laughter was exceeded only by my plotting .....
onaturally you realize.... it is SO on..... ;) ;D
Quote from: Demetrius on December 28, 2009, 10:00:09 PM
Quote from: holierthanthou on December 28, 2009, 06:46:48 PM
Quote from: Zoë on December 25, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
I was gifted with 2 new hamsters earlier this week...and I just about squealed with delight when I saw the first one. He's impossible cute. Not that the other one isn't, but...holierthanthou can tell you, I almost asphyxiated with glee when he emerged from the bag of hamsters. Hamsters Bring Happiness!
It is true! She was exceptionally gleefull! Then again why shouldn't the one and only official Hamster Goddess not be? There also was the first official Heartening Hare gifted this year. They are large bunnies to protect and defend (suggested by a stylish buccaneer that hangs out with Jack.). Bunnies are very hard to train to be protective, too many distractions, but it can be done.
I'm surprised she didn't take a zombie hamster...
The curly coat one (I'll be PC about the name we bestowed on him) was just too cute to pass up.
I wrote a letter to Papa Yule asking for my very own hamster for Yule. I even sacrificed a small mammal to the Hamster Goddess just to be on the safe side. I also sang a few lines of a couple of Christmas Carols that I know. But, alas, there was no hamster under my tree, nor in my stocking. There wasn't any coal there, either. So, maybe I shouldn't complain. Still, I am sure that the Hamster Goddess heard my prayers for a hamster of my very own. Maybe more sacrifices are needed?
Quote from: Toki Bloodaxe on January 02, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
Maybe more sacrifices are needed?
Nooooo, no more sacrifices to the Hamster Goddess! Unless it's sacrifices of chocolate. That's okay.
Quote from: Zoë on January 03, 2010, 06:18:30 PM
Quote from: Toki Bloodaxe on January 02, 2010, 06:12:52 PM
Maybe more sacrifices are needed?
Nooooo, no more sacrifices to the Hamster Goddess! Unless it's sacrifices of chocolate. That's okay.
I think he confused his twinkie for a hamster... however, just to be safe, I agree he probably shouldn't have another hamster...
the crown of the hamster king? or, wtf...!!????!!!!!
(http://pictureisunrelated.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/129076285103416557.jpg)
Oh dear.
Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig.
Quote from: Zoë on January 28, 2010, 01:03:29 PM
Oh dear.
Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig.
oh good. now tell me who, oh who, would actually put that on their head?
eeewww
Looks likes one o th' (QRODS's) ...... Quiznos Rodents Of Deformed Size
If'n uneewun ermemberz dat commerzial?
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on January 28, 2010, 03:42:10 PM
Quote from: Zoë on January 28, 2010, 01:03:29 PM
Oh dear.
Although I believe that might be (or once was) a guinea pig.
oh good. now tell me who, oh who, would actually put that on their head?
eeewww
Someone with a lot of issues. Or hamster jealousy.
You have to admit that it would be the perfect addition to a humongous wig that goes on forever.... like the guinea pig got caught up in it and couldn't escape. I couldn't wear it though. It is too sad.
Now there is Morbid the pirate at Derbyshire who wears dead things all over her. This might make a wonderful addition to her morbidity.
WOuldn't work as a Medusa's hair piece....... tha snakey tendrils would zertainly 'ave a hissy'n fight t' devour th lil furball !
"You can not simultaneously prevent and prepare for hamstern."
-Dale Einstein, former K-Mart auto tech, present Wikipedia fact checker...
I have some sad news to report...the Hamster Clan (tm) that has been living in my parents' laundry room for almost three years has fallen. The last of the Brothers of Burrow has passed away. All the cages are empty now, the wheels are silent, the chewing has ceased...and the lone trumpet plays TAPS....
Meanwhile, we have about 10 cages with nobody living inside them...I say we connect them all, get one big hamster, and let him have the biggest Hamster Mansion EVER.
Sorry for your loss Zoe. The largest number of living hamsters I had at one time was 23 Siberian. Oh how you miss those cheeks and their scurrying. I love the idea of making one big kingdom for a fortunate hamster.
We had 24 at one point, Siberians as well...they all had great lives though, they just got old as things do...it's the Circle of Life...but they've got one helluva legacy for certain!
i say its time to start a new clan with there own tartan.
I might commandeer the cages when I move into my new place this summer and get a rat for it...then I could train it to sit on my shoulder and be piratical with me...yaar!!!
Rats are awesome! Get a girl rat. And they will sit on your shoulder, but usually under your hair. Rats were my first pet and I thought they were great!
Ferrets do that too. They are a very fun critter kinda like a living slinky
I agree with Tanda... a girl Rat. I have had Scarlett (rescued lab rat/albino), Muncie (male brown rat - loved me, but men were jealous of his endowment) and Rose (black and white hooded - retired breeder).
All of them loved riding on my shoulder. Muncie had great balance, but was not nearly as affectionate as Rose. Scarlett was perpetually cautious but loving. So miss those little buggers. I have found my hamsters have a longer life span than my rats.
How have we let this thread fall to the second page?
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I can't believe you posted on it again...
I used to have rats- they are awesome.
Have you ever met Bill G. Rat?
Everything is hamsters...and hamsters is everything!
Quote from: Zoë on June 06, 2010, 09:47:42 PM
Everything is hamsters...and hamsters is everything!
Huzzah!!
Last year I had a rat left over from an animal behavior class. He kept biting me and my professor said it was because the rat thought he was in charge and that I should show him who was dominate. Ha!
Are there any other hamsters named Hamlet? If not, then my faire buddy will no longer go nameless. I believe my hamster is musically inclined so I made him a pipe cleaner euphonium so he can join in during the music jams! He's been practicing all winter.
The Wild Rennie -Re-versed by R.Schreiber
Well, I've been a wild rennie for many a'year
And I've spent all my money on costumes & cheer!
And now I'm returning as oft'times before,
And again, I will play the wild rennie once more!
And it's OH, YEA, FOREVER!
Forever and more!
Will I play the wild rennie,
Forever!
And More!
I went back to the alehouse I used to frequent,
They said "You're on cast, you can't drink so get bent."
Then from my pocket, I pulled my new pass,
I said "I run a booth now and I'll make some good cash."
And it's OH, YEA, FOREVER!
Forever and more!
Will I play the wild rennie,
Forever!
And More!
Went back to me parents, confesse'd what I've done,
They said, "when will you get a real job son?"
So I finished my laundry, and walked out the door,
I'm going back to play the wild rennie some more!
And it's OH, YEA, FOREVER!
Forever and more!
Will I play the wild rennie,
Forever!
And More!
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on June 08, 2010, 01:09:09 PM
And it's OH, YEA, FOREVER!
And More!
Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Just so everyone knows... The hamsters are now international! They are now in CO, MI, MN, OH, PA, CA, NM, IA, IL... a HUGE amount in TX and now ENGLAND!
Oh and I forgot the ones that traveled to FL!
That's some serious globe trotting ... errr scampering! ;D
Vive La Revolucion!
*keep eyes out for Hamster Revolution posters, shirts, and of course brain washing mind numbingly AWESOME propeganda*
*Runs from the nun*
he he he
Drat it, maybe when we come for Rendevous next year I will have to adopt one for my friend Gemma. She is looking for a new friends, but she lives in the far away land of New Zealand. See if we can't spread their influence over there. ;D
We almost got hamsters to New Zealand this year, I was supposed to be there (right now actually) for a 6-month stint teaching, but it didn't work out...we shall persevere!! Hamsters to New Zealand!
You can deal with this...or you can deal with that......
(http://www.niot.net/blog-images/01_Jun/video-kia-soul-reinterprets-the-hampster-dance.jpg)
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It's amazing how many little kids want a hamster- who would have known?
It is a revolution . . . but not in the way that many people think. It is the revolution of AWESOMENESS, fun and whimsy brought back into the shire. Almost a right of passage of sorts. Both my kiddos treat their hamsters as their most prized posession.
Quote from: Monk on July 23, 2010, 02:03:16 PM
It is a revolution . . . but not in the way that many people think. It is the revolution of AWESOMENESS, fun and whimsy brought back into the shire. Almost a right of passage of sorts. Both my kiddos treat their hamsters as their most prized posession.
Say you want a revolution...
don't you know that you can count me out/in...
*Scratches head*
Wonder if Sissy Merry Clarion can become vendor and sell pretty hammy hams next year.
Put 'em in a casket, singing ballots while she walks around faire!
"In Larkspurshire Kingdom
Where the peoples are lonesome
The sister comes walking with hamsters galore;
Of all shapes and flavors
She trades them as favors,
Singing Hamsters and Hamsteers arrived Arrived O
Arrived Arrived Oh!
Arrived Arrived Oh!
Hamsters and Hamsteers have arrived Arrvied O."
Quote from: Platt on July 23, 2010, 02:12:35 PM
*Scratches head*
Wonder if Sissy Merry Clarion can become vendor and sell pretty hammy hams next year.
Put 'em in a casket, singing ballots while she walks around faire!
"In Larkspurshire Kingdom
Where the peoples are lonesome
The sister comes walking with hamsters galore;
Of all shapes and flavors
She trades them as favors,
Singing Hamsters and Hamsteers arrived Arrived O
Arrived Arrived Oh!
Arrived Arrived Oh!
Hamsters and Hamsteers have arrived Arrvied O."
Here, let me scratch your head for you... :D
I still love the story of Our beloved Sister giving a little girl a hamster. The Little girls that live next door to Avan absolutly love my Hamsters (Dor, and Cashmire) I'm still trying to come up with a good way to get them to stay with me, this off season at least Cashmire may be getting some little hamster surgery. It woould be amusing to have them stuck in odd places on my top hat! *squee* Oh and the two little trouble makers sometimes come to my mon-fri job. They make things better, and start some amusing conversations.
Ever since my hamster became part of my family, my kids have been craving one of their own too!
Yo Ho Yo Ho A Hamster life for me!
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 21, 2010, 11:24:16 AM
You can deal with this...or you can deal with that......
(http://www.niot.net/blog-images/01_Jun/video-kia-soul-reinterprets-the-hampster-dance.jpg)
(http://adweek.blogs.com/.a/6a00d8341c51c053ef01348216109a970c-450wi)
(http://media2.paultan.org/image/kia-soul-hamster.jpg)
I TOTALLY DIG that commercial! Dem Hamsters got style! :D
I love those cars, and I'm thinking about trading in for one next year when I graduate...if I do, that thing will be LOADED with hamsters!
can we change the name of the shire to....New Hamsterdam?
They see us rollin (hamster balls)....they hatin'....
Quote from: Zoë on July 26, 2010, 10:36:45 PM
I love those cars, and I'm thinking about trading in for one next year when I graduate...if I do, that thing will be LOADED with hamsters!
Okay you two-
Quote from: Hey- Arent You? on July 27, 2010, 02:19:15 PM
can we change the name of the shire to....New Hamsterdam?
They see us rollin (hamster balls)....they hatin'....
Time for Hamster anon... meeting is at 3... ;)
I forgot we have hamsters in Wyoming and Montana as well. Soon to have them in New Mexico!
I was given a large scroll of hamster ideas from our Lord Mayor this past week. Several of them have already been done or are a work in progress.
Oh and FYI... Zombie, zombie fairy, zombie pirate, zombie pirate fairy and undead hamsters and hares are currently retired until further notice. National shortage of undead eyes. They are very desired, so if you have one... hold onto it! There are no zombie hamsteers... just mad cows.
New Hamsterdam!
"Why'd they change it, we can't say, people just like it better that way!"