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Title: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 17, 2009, 04:08:27 PM
My ~ahem~ tentative plans are to arrive early Friday, set-up the camper and then....??? Is there anything else close by to do while waiting for Saturday morning to arrive?
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 17, 2009, 04:21:48 PM
Herc, the party starts Friday morning....
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Blue66669 on August 17, 2009, 04:26:48 PM
Don't listen to that tard...

*for those in the know, the party starts Thursday night*
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 17, 2009, 04:27:50 PM
PARTY ;D :D ;)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 17, 2009, 04:41:03 PM
Ok, ok...lemmee get right to the point. Where's the closest nudie bar?

Seriously. Is there anything else close-by?  ??? 
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: MacKee on August 17, 2009, 04:44:54 PM
*ahem*  they ain't close ;)

Not that I know first hand or anything ::)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 17, 2009, 04:45:23 PM
From the sounds of it just wait for the nightly ring of fire.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 17, 2009, 04:48:45 PM
Was kidding about the nudie bars...I refuse to bring that many $1 bills.  :D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: *Teach* on August 17, 2009, 04:53:25 PM
With activities like the bonfire and naked slip-n-slide at the campgrounds... seriously... who needs a nudie bar?
Quite honestly, I think faire has jaded me against anything like that
Paying money for seeing nakie people? I have better things to do with my dollars lol

*like the purchase of rum of course*
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 17, 2009, 04:57:24 PM
Well crap....only got maself to blame for mentioning nudie bars.  :D

I'll try this.....Is there ANYTHING else around besides nudie bars? 
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 17, 2009, 04:58:13 PM
What else matters :D It's pretty much out aways from everything.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 17, 2009, 05:13:42 PM
Can you say BFE?
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: mpullen on August 17, 2009, 05:21:53 PM
Well, there's Henry's Hideout (or whatever it is called now) on 1774 close by. From the decor, I don't suggest you show up in garb.

Haven't been through the Highway 105 area up by Lake Conroe for several years, but sure there are upscale bars.

I think the sidewalks in Magnolia rollup after dark, so probably not much luck there.

So, Thursday evening in the campgrounds is pleasant for greeting friends who can get off work then. Otherwise, the mass land rush of Friday is the best bet.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Yrose on August 17, 2009, 06:37:35 PM
Yes, the best part is the gathering and meeting of faire friends. If you do want to do anything else there is a bar down the road from faire that seem fairly active. Other than that you will have to go to Conroe or The Woodlands. Which is a little bit of a drive, but not bad.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Just Randall on August 17, 2009, 07:41:32 PM
Okay, Herc, as one who has lived in the area for closing in on 7 years, I'm probably the best qualified to answwer this question.

First, however, I need to know in which direction your interests lay, so as to send you in the right direction.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 05:20:11 AM
To be honest I was hoping to get some suggestions. Just sounds boring hanging around the campgrounds all day Friday.  :-\

In my yute, when camping, we'd pass the time by plinking turtles with a .22....me thinks that ain't allowed here.  :D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Blue66669 on August 18, 2009, 08:37:33 AM
We don't just hang around the campgrounds honey. We socialize! You go from camp to camp saying hello and meeting new people, and then drink a LOT of beer. We make any runs to Walmart that need to be made, mostly because someone has forgotten something important. There's usually a run for some sort of fast food, and sometimes there are beer and rum runs. When the sun goes down, everyone settles in for dinner, and the pre-faire parties. About 9ish, drum circle starts.

There's plenty to do, and no time to do it in! Trust me, it's a whole culture that needs to be appreciated and absorbed.

Oh, and last year, we flashed a news helicopter that was circling overhead...
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on August 18, 2009, 08:53:02 AM
Blue is right, hanging around the campgrounds isn't boring at all.  I was able to take off work on a Friday last year so I could go up Thursday night and spend all day Friday at the campgrounds.  My husband had to work and my son had school so I went by myself.  It was a blast!  I had so much fun just hanging around with everyone!  I would love to be able to do that again this year too.

Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: batninja on August 18, 2009, 09:09:58 AM
There's also something to be said for simply sitting in comfortable camp chair and 'soaking it all in'.  I go camping two or three times a year, and I always make sure to take some time to relax and listen to the sounds of camp.  

The pings of tents being staked, rennie musicians warming up in the distance, laughter between old friends finding each other at camp...to me, this is what makes camping at TRF an experience.

Of course, after you meditate on that awhile, get off yer butt and go meet people and drink beer.   :)

Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 09:34:46 AM
I completely agree with BatNinja- my favourite times at camp are just playing my rennie music, sitting by the fire, and listening to the sounds of HOME. Now, Ive never gotten to go a full day before faire opens, so I am definitely looking forward to this year when we set up on Friday. Also, for me, pre-faire campground time is when I make those last minute garb alterations!!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
Can someone 'splain "drum circles" to me? 
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 10:42:57 AM
ummm... BIIIG fire. Lotsa guys and girls with bongo/african style drums. Nearly naked girls dancing.

FUN!!!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: PyroMaster on August 18, 2009, 10:49:50 AM
... exploding kegs    :o
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Breandan on August 18, 2009, 11:02:58 AM
...and propane tanks >.<
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on August 18, 2009, 12:08:03 PM
Quote from: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 10:24:29 AM
Can someone 'splain "drum circles" to me? 

Huge bonfire...people sitting around it beating on their drums...girls belly dancing around the bonfire...lots of other people sitting/standing around...that's about it.

Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Bonny Pearl on August 18, 2009, 12:39:51 PM
Don't forget the fire spinners too!  That is always fun to watch.  :)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 12:44:51 PM
ooh! how could I have forgotten them- i have photo op planses for them this year!!!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Bonny Pearl on August 18, 2009, 12:48:39 PM
i also recall last year there was someone playing the bagpipes until the wee hours of the morn...  it was kinda cool to wake up to once i 'got over' being woken up to early, lol!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 18, 2009, 01:15:02 PM
Then there is the Projectile Vomit Contest... it's not offical but it might as well be.  ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 02:07:30 PM
~ewe~ (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/crazy.gif)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lady Ann of Draycott on August 18, 2009, 02:36:00 PM
really Fraser...that's just gross  :-X
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 18, 2009, 02:37:22 PM
Thank You, Milady!   :D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 18, 2009, 02:37:47 PM
That's my boy ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: eloquentXI on August 18, 2009, 02:40:52 PM
Thanks for the un-needed visual...  ::)

The large drum circle is alright but I like the smaller, more intimate circles, with a few drummers, a few spinners, and one or two girls dancing and everyone just soaking in the ambiance and being together you know.

I don't drive 4.5 hours to set up camp and then drive another hour to go 'do something.' There is plenty around camp, plenty of people to meet, friends to catch up with, and time to be spent with family.  :)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: dbaldock on August 18, 2009, 02:45:03 PM
But, is there WiFi?   ;)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 02:49:37 PM
yes, it's called shouting! information practically FLIES through the air, neatly aimed at your head! lol

(seriously, 6 jolly ranchers and I'm an utter dork- apologies!)


theoretically, with the cell networks offering WiFi now, you should be able to connect as long as you have cell reception... last year, we had a guy on his iPhone looking up a particular website my hubby was featured on...
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Breandan on August 18, 2009, 03:27:32 PM
define irony: a bunch of people driving for hours to camp out, and then dress in medieval/renaissance clothing to attend a renaissance festival to celebrate the past, all while looking up things on laptops and BlackBerries. (http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/duel.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/programer.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/bard.gif)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 03:28:29 PM
What are they putting in Jolly Ranchers now?

Now ya'll just remember I'm no where near 100% rennie. So unless there are strippers or LEO there (I do run the full spectrum don't I?) I'll just be the guy in the bushes with binoculars. So maybe da women better find something for me. ;D  
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 03:28:29 PM
What are they putting in Jolly Ranchers now?

CRACK, that's what!

Now ya'll just remember I'm no where near 100% rennie. So unless there are strippers or LEO there (I do run the full spectrum don't I?) I'll just be the guy in the bushes with binoculars. So maybe da women better find something for me. ;D  

One weekend at TRF camping and you WILL be 100%

Actually, hubby says I just became a 'real' rennie as I have decided that we DO need to go to TRF opening weekend even though it will be hotter'n blazes (and I dont do heat well!)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 18, 2009, 03:42:46 PM
Huzzah!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 03:46:44 PM
Quote from: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 03:38:05 PM
Quote from: Hercules on August 18, 2009, 03:28:29 PM
What are they putting in Jolly Ranchers now?

CRACK, that's what!

(http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/8772/just_say_no_to_crack.jpg)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 03:49:09 PM
MUAHAHAH!!!!

Yeah, but seriously- I'm gonna need to PACK myself in ice... i swear, i AM crazy... but... dangnubbit, i NEED A FIX!!! I melt in 80+, so this should be interesting...


yes, I iz addicted to faire.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on August 18, 2009, 04:44:49 PM
Quote from: blue66669 on August 18, 2009, 08:37:33 AM
We don't just hang around the campgrounds honey. We socialize! You go from camp to camp saying hello and meeting new people, and then drink a LOT of beer. We make any runs to Walmart that need to be made, mostly because someone has forgotten something important. There's usually a run for some sort of fast food, and sometimes there are beer and rum runs. When the sun goes down, everyone settles in for dinner, and the pre-faire parties. About 9ish, drum circle starts.

There's plenty to do, and no time to do it in! Trust me, it's a whole culture that needs to be appreciated and absorbed.

Oh, and last year, we flashed a news helicopter that was circling overhead...


So my hands will not be idle, and I will not be creating a Devil's workshop....?
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 04:48:40 PM
of course your hands will not be idle! you'll have loki in one and narrating a story with the other! (wild gesticulating, dontcha know?)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on August 18, 2009, 04:53:14 PM
"Wildly gesticulating....." 

Sounds naughty..... ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 18, 2009, 04:55:22 PM
paired with loki, it may well be!


;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Breandan on August 18, 2009, 07:22:43 PM
I can see it now....

"I'm shorry, ma'am ... *hic!* ... I dint know how my handsh landed on your mammaraliesh.... mamamiesh.... mammararies... your boobsh, yeah. Not muh *hic* fault, wash the Loki, it made me do it, sherioushly..."
(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/alcoholic.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/beerbelch.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/beersing.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/guinness.gif)

Buncha lushes  ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lady Kett on August 18, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Can non-campers get into camp to come visit? I think I've seen something on the topic but my search skills have had a few cocktails this evening and are not at their sharpest.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 18, 2009, 08:31:17 PM
if'n you mind a wee bit of a walk, Milady...
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Zaubon on August 18, 2009, 08:48:08 PM
Quote from: Lady Kett on August 18, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Can non-campers get into camp to come visit? I think I've seen something on the topic but my search skills have had a few cocktails this evening and are not at their sharpest.

Come in the camping (closer to Plantersville) gate when you come to faire. Then you can park on the campground side of the parking lot and instead of waiting in traffic at the end of the day, you can come get a bite and a drink.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Seamus Ex Machina on August 18, 2009, 08:51:31 PM
Quote from: Breandan on August 18, 2009, 07:22:43 PM
I can see it now....

"I'm shorry, ma'am ... *hic!* ... I dint know how my handsh landed on your mammaraliesh.... mamamiesh.... mammararies... your boobsh, yeah. Not muh *hic* fault, wash the Loki, it made me do it, sherioushly..."
(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/alcoholic.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/beerbelch.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/beersing.gif)(http://ciarraide.org/images/smilies/guinness.gif)

Buncha lushes  ;D

"Would some one call security out here and get Gary Busey outa here before the Tourrette's Syndrome really gets going??!!"
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lady Kett on August 18, 2009, 10:48:27 PM
Thanks Zaubon! Now I'll try to remember that for several weeks! :)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 07:54:47 AM
....how is it most of my posts turn into drinking threads? (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/confused24.gif)

All I was after was the closest nudie bar.  ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 19, 2009, 09:37:49 AM
well, you ARE talking to rennies, and for most of us, there are few things we like better than faire, unless it's BOOZE and faire!  ;)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 19, 2009, 09:38:46 AM
Herc it all went down hill after the spiked heels :o
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 09:46:46 AM
.......still ain't gonna wear crocs.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 19, 2009, 09:57:54 AM
awww, not even crocs with spiked heels???

Speaking of spiked heels, anyone know if there's an UnQueenly this year?
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 10:03:32 AM
ANOTHER rennie term!? Is there a reference book or a dictionary out there?

WTF is a "UnQueenly"? ~sigh~
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 19, 2009, 10:10:20 AM
LMAO! Join the club, what is it? ???
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 19, 2009, 10:11:41 AM
well, I dont know if they even still do it, but it's a beauty show, of sorts, put on by one of the Clans... pretty much a drag show- and it's awesome!
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 10:18:18 AM
Oh hell no (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/cheeky4.gif)......I can see where this is going. I hung up my stuffed bra years ago.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 19, 2009, 10:21:14 AM
There you go Herc, guarentee you'll win ;D
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 10:30:55 AM
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_2Gh_jKNFuSw/RfF7SfrqasI/AAAAAAAABgA/tQEMtFLwJSM/s400/frank_n_furter)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Lairde Daniel on August 19, 2009, 10:32:38 AM
We have a winner! :o
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: bellevivre on August 19, 2009, 10:36:55 AM
Hot patootie, bless my soul!!!


Oh, yeah, forgot to mention that there does happen to occasionally be an impromptu DriveIn out at camp- some guy brings his playstation and an LCD, styrings up a big sheet and plays movies- i remember one year they did Bubba HoTep (mmmm.... Bruce Campbell!)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on August 19, 2009, 12:04:08 PM
Ok... the whole Tim Curry thing... awwww, forget it.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: RenRobin on August 19, 2009, 12:25:51 PM
The ones that I have seen, the guys are dressed in ren costumes...quite a laugh.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: LadyShadow on August 19, 2009, 12:31:26 PM
Now thats worth seeing.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Hercules on August 19, 2009, 12:41:52 PM
I ain't got the hooters to fill out one of them dresses.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: LadyShadow on August 19, 2009, 02:15:14 PM
I'm sure something something can be found to help remedy that problem.  If not the fact of just trying is funny enough and worth the watch.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Breandan on August 19, 2009, 04:22:40 PM
*grabs eye-spoon and brain-bleach*
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: ravic on August 19, 2009, 04:50:43 PM
Yes, there is an UnQueenly contest scheduled this year. Can't remember the weekend. Yes, it is a Drag contest but it's a Clan Chaos in Drag contest.  Attend at yer own risk.
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: *Teach* on August 19, 2009, 09:58:18 PM
It is Halloween weekend, Saturday night in fact
It is a Chaos event, but all are welcome

*just bring lots of rum... you'll need it*
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Jinglebum on August 20, 2009, 12:26:46 PM
Oh, Chaos. XD But that's why we love them~ hehehe

Halloween weekend is going to be a blast!
Loki + Faire + UnQueenly Contest = best Halloween EVA. :)
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: Mouse on August 20, 2009, 07:22:15 PM
What about camp ground stuff? I camp every year and have stumbled upon a few things going on, the fire shows, topless fire breathing on the fire tire, contact fire juggling...and a few other things im sure were just spontaneous...anyone got any plans I can be privvy to? Oh..and Naked SLip N Slide?
Title: Re: Activities outside the Faire grounds?
Post by: ravic on August 21, 2009, 04:55:09 PM
Quote from: *Teach* on August 19, 2009, 09:58:18 PM
It is Halloween weekend, Saturday night in fact
It is a Chaos event, but all are welcome

*just bring lots of rum... you'll need it*

Be sure to bring protective eyegear... you might want to carry that rum internally.. in advance.