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Title: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 08:22:00 AM
....'s opinion!  ;D

Lady is braving her bug fears and now wants to accompany me. She has been to Scarborough once and really enjoyed it. So far I've told her to bring comfortable walking shoes and that underwear is against the law at TRF. (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/rolleye11.gif)

Any of you Lasses, Queens, Wenches and/or Ladies have absolutely-no-not-forget-to-bring suggestions for a first time ren-lady?  (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/confused24.gif)
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 02, 2009, 09:42:51 AM
Sunscreen and a change of socks in case it rains heavily.
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 02, 2009, 09:57:41 AM
wet wipes!!!!

portapotties automatically make one go ick, so wet wipes are IMPORTANT!

a less sweet perfume so bees dont think she's yummy.

Sunscreen

a small pouch for compact, lipstick/gloss of choice

comfortable shoes- whatever she thinks are her most comfortable FLAT shoes, she needs to put gel insoles in them because they are NOT comfortable enough.

um, money? Or are you supposed to have that?
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: brooke on October 02, 2009, 09:59:38 AM
Is she going in garb or street clothes?

When in garb I can't be without a fan... lifesaver on opening weekend when it is still "summer".

Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 10:11:22 AM
She will be in street clothes. Not sure on her wanting to be in garb. She do loooove to clothes shop though.

And I will be her personal ATM.       
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 02, 2009, 10:20:45 AM
You realize it is your job as the MONEY to buy her garb first thing, right? Make a girl feel like a pretty pretty princess, and she's a convert for LIFE!!!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: LadyElizabeth on October 02, 2009, 10:32:14 AM
Well, if she's in street clothes, then tell her to think day at theme park for all her necessities.  Don't take a heavy purse, bring a backpack if needed or small purse.  Don't bring anything you have to carry in your hand so you can always have a beverage in your hand and then not accidentally leave something in a shop!!  And of course a camera is a must!! 

And Tops of the list is WALKING SHOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: SirRichardBear on October 02, 2009, 01:48:59 PM
My wife also has a fear of bugs so great she has broken her foot twice trying to aviod them.   One thing she also make sure to bring is swimming shoes or flip flops to wear at night.   
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: DonaCatalina on October 02, 2009, 01:57:52 PM
A mug or a goblet would be a good purchase even if she is in street clothes and,
because boy can it get hot,

a fan of some kind.

A hat for shade.

Oh, and you might want to casually mention that a polyster T-shirt would be a bad idea heat wise.
She'll sweat like she's wearing a plastic garbage sack.
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 02:08:12 PM
...what's wrong with a hot gal in a sweaty t-shirt?  (http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/9.gif)
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 02, 2009, 02:40:31 PM
with no showers? Sweaty gal will not want to 'thank you' for a lovely day if she feels to gross and sweaty!!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 02:46:22 PM
I should add we're coming in a 18ft trailer with a full bathroom, A/C, heat, micro. Roughing it......
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 02, 2009, 02:51:46 PM
aww, you suck.


ok, lol likely, you'll get luckier with the reminder that you are her SAVIOR from the sticky sweathy weather!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 02:54:49 PM
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t318/Hercules101/RV_with_woman.gif)
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 02, 2009, 02:56:03 PM
so, why is she worried about bugs? No more bugs than in a mobile home for goodness sakes!!!



Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 02, 2009, 03:05:30 PM
Not gonna stay in trailer 100% of the time. Trust me.....no female would tolerate a pervert like me that long. Night time creepy crawlers too.
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Blue66669 on October 02, 2009, 05:25:56 PM
Tell me you'll be coming to meet your friends at McLotofus....

Where are you tying off your vessel???
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: *Teach* on October 02, 2009, 10:24:08 PM
I asked the Lovely Lady Trinn for her tips for your lady and this was what she says:

underwear for MEN IN KILTS is against the law...women can do what they want!

Things not to forget....makeup mirror, my own pillow, more blankets than you think you'll need...extra civies just incase...a camera...something to do incase you get bored at camp. It's never happened to date but I always take my Nintendo DS with me.

To be honest, I don't see many bugs at TRF.


*She didn't mention that she should bring rum, but I will toss that option in as well*
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Breandan on October 03, 2009, 01:16:38 AM
*breaks the law with undies*

What? ;D
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 03, 2009, 02:21:56 AM
uh.. what does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

his boots

>:(
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 03, 2009, 08:39:52 AM
Ya know I was thinking of a Nintendo DS or the like. More so for the ride. Although I think she might nap on the road there and back.

Ms Blue I have nooooo idea where I'll put that little land whale when I get there. And anywhere we're welcome we're sure to visit.
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Breandan on October 03, 2009, 11:17:02 AM
good thing I'm Irish, we have the sense to wear knickers, especially in the smithy ;D

Herc: I bring my laptop with an assortment of movies and games, so it's not without precedent :)
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Cherokee on October 05, 2009, 08:55:56 PM
Bring a wagon to carry the booty so yu dont have to carry it. Ha!
I usually make 2 or 3 trips to the buggy for me wife.
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Count Adolfo on October 06, 2009, 01:23:32 AM
aye, that be a good idea... the wagon can save a lot of troubles...
plus, it allows for a lot of double entendres if you're a witty sort!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 07, 2009, 02:31:25 PM
If you ladies had one place to choose to eat dinner at the faire where would it be? Any culinary orgasms to suggest?
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 07, 2009, 02:42:18 PM
yes. all of it, yes.

if you are chilled, a bowl of soup might be nice.

Mufalettas are always yummy...


and POW has prime rib trenchers...


Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Hercules on October 07, 2009, 02:48:23 PM
"Prime rib trenchers"??  ???
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on October 07, 2009, 02:49:02 PM
MOST EXCELLENT!  About a pound of prime rib... Mmmmmmm
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Laird Fraser of Lovatt on October 07, 2009, 02:51:10 PM
I think there was bread and chips(fries) under all that greasy goodness... some horseradish sauce too, if i remember correctly....
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: bellevivre on October 07, 2009, 02:57:05 PM
Herc, you'll want to take her to the Paviliion (shoppe 201) for some truffles, or fudge, and cordials...

chocolate is always tempting!
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: wyckdblyss on October 09, 2009, 10:48:27 AM
Since we had a mild winter last year...mosquitos did not die off...bring OFF (spray or wipes), unless she wishes to get carried off the little monsters  ;D
Title: Re: I need a woman.....
Post by: Cherokee on October 13, 2009, 07:40:33 PM
my wife reminds me how I paid the insulter at the gate. Ha! you can also have him tell her how lovely she is. Boy am I gonna b introuble Ha ;)