I want to get in touch with either Captain Leo or Captain Red of the Pirate Auction at faire, Next year, not this coming year, I want to propose to Mistress Mouse and, well, pirates are amongst he favourites things, and I want to ask them if they could play a part in it. My plan is to do something during Trust the Pirate possibly. Heck, I will even buy in advance what they are asking for just for taking up his time. Hopefully not. I am sure palms will need to be greased. Anyways, as convoluted and not thought out as this sounds, now you know why I am doing it a year in advance. If you gents and ladies wish to add or suggest an entirely new thing, I am for it. If it's at faire, it won't matter the what...I just want to make sure it's memorable.
Just a suggestion, but there is quite a group of r/f members that walk parade, perhaps purchase roses, or other such sentimental thing, and have each member hand her one as they go by, so that by the end she has a bouquet.
Quote from: knarlyknot on November 11, 2009, 01:20:02 AM
Just a suggestion, but there is quite a group of r/f members that walk parade, perhaps purchase roses, or other such sentimental thing, and have each member hand her one as they go by, so that by the end she has a bouquet.
And a Knarlyknot Vase to put them in ... ;) ;D
Quote from: knarlyknot on November 11, 2009, 01:20:02 AM
Just a suggestion, but there is quite a group of r/f members that walk parade, perhaps purchase roses, or other such sentimental thing, and have each member hand her one as they go by, so that by the end she has a bouquet.
Oh, that I like...oh yes, that I realllly like. Do tell me more..and yes, I would indeed put them in a knarlyknot vase. That sounds like a good thing to throw her off, a primer to the Pirate auction I have planned. But, even if I abandon that idea, the primer sounds like a good stand alone idea on it's own. I do hope Don Juan and Miguel will be there next year. To have them involved would make her year..NAY! her life! I do hope I can get it hammered out and perfect, but of course you, "The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry."
OOOH! It sounds so romantic! What fun! Best wishes to you and your lass!
Quote from: Mouse on November 10, 2009, 10:31:51 PM
I want to get in touch with either Captain Leo or Captain Red of the Pirate Auction at faire, Next year, not this coming year, I want to propose to Mistress Mouse and, well, pirates are amongst he favourites things, and I want to ask them if they could play a part in it. My plan is to do something during Trust the Pirate possibly. Heck, I will even buy in advance what they are asking for just for taking up his time. Hopefully not. I am sure palms will need to be greased. Anyways, as convoluted and not thought out as this sounds, now you know why I am doing it a year in advance. If you gents and ladies wish to add or suggest an entirely new thing, I am for it. If it's at faire, it won't matter the what...I just want to make sure it's memorable.
Its Captain Liam.. and I know him very well. In fact, he's one of my best friends. Outside of faire we travel the country together playing paintball.... he's a riot.
Anyway... Im positive that he and Madam Nina would be thrilled to help you out. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you my personal email and contact information so i can get you in touch with him... easiest thing would be to arrange a meeting between you guys at one of the 3 remaining weekends if you're planning to attend. He's obvioulsy very busy between the two shops but he always finds time to hang out with us for a bite or a drink.
He's a GREAT guy and would no doubt love the idea.
Steve
Mouse...get in touch with Purple Dragon on the forum...he is part of the Pirate's Cove at TRF...
Quote from: wyckdblyss on November 11, 2009, 11:35:56 AM
Mouse...get in touch with Purple Dragon on the forum...he is part of the Pirate's Cove at TRF...
yeah.. dragon (karl), another great guy and good friend, can help you out too... he's been working for Liam for years.
good luck
Quote from: coynigo on November 11, 2009, 11:25:44 AM
Its Captain Liam.. and I know him very well. In fact, he's one of my best friends. Outside of faire we travel the country together playing paintball.... he's a riot.
Anyway... Im positive that he and Madam Nina would be thrilled to help you out. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you my personal email and contact information so i can get you in touch with him... easiest thing would be to arrange a meeting between you guys at one of the 3 remaining weekends if you're planning to attend. He's obvioulsy very busy between the two shops but he always finds time to hang out with us for a bite or a drink.
He's a GREAT guy and would no doubt love the idea.
Steve
Thank you so much. I always figured him for a romantic at heart, though he appears kinda gruff. Now, it's Liam. Why the heck have peple been calling him Leo all these years?!
Quote from: Mouse on November 11, 2009, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: coynigo on November 11, 2009, 11:25:44 AM
Its Captain Liam.. and I know him very well. In fact, he's one of my best friends. Outside of faire we travel the country together playing paintball.... he's a riot.
Anyway... Im positive that he and Madam Nina would be thrilled to help you out. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you my personal email and contact information so i can get you in touch with him... easiest thing would be to arrange a meeting between you guys at one of the 3 remaining weekends if you're planning to attend. He's obvioulsy very busy between the two shops but he always finds time to hang out with us for a bite or a drink.
He's a GREAT guy and would no doubt love the idea.
Steve
Thank you so much. I always figured him for a romantic at heart, though he appears kinda gruff. Now, it's Liam. Why the heck have peple been calling him Leo all these years?!
i have no idea... im assuming we're talking about the same guy, the bald'ish guy with the black goat'ee .. the one that owns pirates cove and does the auctions. .. Tha'td be Liam.. short for William... hehe
never heard him called Leo... its sounds close i guess.
I suppose I heard Leo due to my getting old. He's had to suffer people with bad hearing all these years...Thank goodness I was never able to peg him alone and talk to him like I have had in mind for a bit. That would of been embarrassing, and yes, most definitely the same man. And Liam, much better of a name in my opinion.
getting either Liam or Nina to stand still for more than thirty seconds at faire is nigh on impossible. They take workaholic to whole new levels, and are both frenetically running around trying to manage two hyper-busy shops, prevent thefts (they are one of the most-targeted stores at faire, and have had to step up measures significantly), and then handle the auctions. You might as well try to get a ferret on meth to sit still, you'd have more success.
Thank you Breandan. Now I MUST work a ferret on meth into the proposal. I simply must 3('o')E
awww... and I got proposed to while we were flossing...
<--- JEALOUS!!!
sounds fabulous though! keep us posted!
You've got one lucky lady, Mouse. *.*
Best of luck on the proposal!!!
Quote from: bellevivre on November 17, 2009, 01:08:53 PM
awww... and I got proposed to while we were flossing...
<--- JEALOUS!!!
sounds fabulous though! keep us posted!
THank you so much Bellevivre..but you know, now I have to act this out while flossing..just to here what surprised and the word yes sounds like with flossing between your teeth and hands in your mouth. And Thank YOU Jinglebum as well. Didn't think I was to leave you out. It's only if it goes as planned and I can keep myself disciplined. I am running ideas by here on the sly, chalking them up as ideas I am giving to my best friend for his anniversary, as his anniversary falls on Opening Weekend...every year. Can't say as I didn't enjoy spending my opening weekend watching him get married, but I knew there was ale a flowing and turkey legs to be had elsewhere. I did get very drunk and tie the head of the whole boar we roasted for his ren wedding to the hood of his car. Riot. I can only hope my wedding is half as good. And I hope some of you will be present, if not at least around when I pull this off. Ever seen a Mouse sweat bullets? Here's to next year and careful planning.
Quote from: coynigo on November 11, 2009, 07:09:48 PM
Quote from: Mouse on November 11, 2009, 05:52:32 PM
Quote from: coynigo on November 11, 2009, 11:25:44 AM
Its Captain Liam.. and I know him very well. In fact, he's one of my best friends. Outside of faire we travel the country together playing paintball.... he's a riot.
Anyway... Im positive that he and Madam Nina would be thrilled to help you out. Shoot me a PM and I'll give you my personal email and contact information so i can get you in touch with him... easiest thing would be to arrange a meeting between you guys at one of the 3 remaining weekends if you're planning to attend. He's obvioulsy very busy between the two shops but he always finds time to hang out with us for a bite or a drink.
He's a GREAT guy and would no doubt love the idea.
Steve
Thank you so much. I always figured him for a romantic at heart, though he appears kinda gruff. Now, it's Liam. Why the heck have peple been calling him Leo all these years?!
i have no idea... im assuming we're talking about the same guy, the bald'ish guy with the black goat'ee .. the one that owns pirates cove and does the auctions. .. Tha'td be Liam.. short for William... hehe
never heard him called Leo... its sounds close i guess.
Let's see we can also call him Capt. Seawinkle.
Also if you need any more Pirates let me know I think I know a few.
My husband will probably beat me senseless for saying this, but I'm so jealous of your thought and planning right now that I feel like throwing bricks at my husband's head LOL.
Quote from: blue66669 on November 19, 2009, 03:00:21 PM
My husband will probably beat me senseless for saying this, but I'm so jealous of your thought and planning right now that I feel like throwing bricks at my husband's head LOL.
*overinflated ego* Yes, I am the beesknees. Wonder how long I can keep this up before someone comes along with a pin and lets my air out...it's usually Mistress Mouse. She keeps my feet on the ground...with staples.
And glue???
Just watch out for the E6000, it burns when you use too much on your skin...
Not glue..can slip out of my shoes that way. Industrial staples. Or a nail gun. The kind that uses a .45 bullet.
Mouse, I was able to pull of a pretty good surprise proposal at faire. My wild imagination had me doing it from the arena, but the faire staff wasn't gonna go for that, so I was suppressed to the globe theatre. Only a couple of our friends knew about it in order to get everyone there, and my new wife was completely oblivious. As it turns out, if a man is able to keep that good of a secret, he is forever kept under a watchful eye. Little did I know (o;
Good luck on your proposal, and one bit of advise, don't let the preparation distract you from putting the right words together like it did me. After all of my planning, and getting us on stage, the only thing I could get to come out of my mouth was "You've waited for this for a long time - Will you marry me". Eh, kinda short an sweet an to the point - She still claims to this day that she didn't actually hear anything I said because she was in shock.
I understand Kilted...I rehearsed something that is so grand and verbose and knee melting in my head..and for the most part, it usually is, dripping with sap and shellacked with so much sacrine it hurts the teeth to think about it..but it comes out as *Ghmlkwierj. Perty lady. You is loved. *shakes head* But luckily, Mistress Mouse has taken to rolling her eyes at my obviously cute failing and shortcoming that I know she will forgive me if I fall on my face on last time as her boyfriend, as long as I rise again as her fiancee'. As Oscar Wilde said, "If we men married the women we deserved, we would have a very hard time of it." Here's to all the women in us men's life who are obviously more than we deserve, and by the gods are we are lucky. And love them all the more for it. *see, i already have a wedding toast all set up.*
I think it might be kinda fun that if you go with the flowers during the parade thing, hand the empty vase to her before the parade and just tell her she'll need it, but don't tell her more than that, then your r/f friends can just put the flowers straight into her vase. I think it'd add a slight magical element to the scene. Then you can go the rest of the day pretending that was the only surprise for her. She'll be so thrilled to have had that, she won't see the other coming. That way if she knows you really well and you're acting slightly nervous or anything, the whole flowers during the parade will mask the greater event of the day.
That was the plan *looks around*...now that you mention it. Nah. I had the idea of the flowers first when it was mentioned, but the vase is bloody brilliant. SHe is easily thrown off by stuff like that. Plus, she won't expect a thing. Sadly, she is of the mind that I am not the marrying type...I really am. But I make jokes about stuff I like. It's my ultimate form of respect for something in some cases. But, if it works in my favour and keeps her off my scent. why yes, I will embrace it. The next year shall be exciting indeed. Keep these ideas coming. This thing gets more and more polished as it goes.
if you can afford it, I recommend the TRF wedding packages. My wife and I got married out there, and it went perfectly. We had the top-of-the-line package, so it was more expensive than most, but after seeing the chaotic nightmare of friends and familymembers' weddings, we're glad we did it :)
As for proposal, nothing says "I love you and am insane, but cute" like dressing a ferret up in a little suit jacket and tying the ring around it's neck (LOOSELY!) and popping the question to her with a wee lil ferret footman helping ;D
Quote from: Breandan on November 25, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
but after seeing the chaotic nightmare of friends and familymembers' weddings, we're glad we did it :)
Precisely why my wife and I skipped town and got married in Scotland!
KILTED. I never was able to come and see you at Procrastination. I apologize sir.
Quote from: Mouse on November 30, 2009, 11:20:23 AM
KILTED. I never was able to come and see you at Procrastination. I apologize sir.
Sorry we missed ya Mr. Mouse. But theres always next year. (o:
KP
He proposed at my house.... with the ONE RING, and she said yes for those who dont already know.
And then immediately turned invisible. Still looking for her.
OMG... Mouse... are you... a hobbit?!?
Why yes, yes he is. I've met him and he hardly comes up to my chest. Either that or someone forgot to card him, and he's really only 9 years old.
Oh, that was insensitive of me! Do you prefer to be called... little people? :P
ROTFLMAO
omg that was funny!
Thank you for that!
Quote from: KiltedPrivateer on November 29, 2009, 10:31:01 PM
Quote from: Breandan on November 25, 2009, 02:18:16 PM
but after seeing the chaotic nightmare of friends and familymembers' weddings, we're glad we did it :)
Precisely why my wife and I skipped town and got married in Scotland!
Actually the King and Queen package is still cheaper than a more ::) traditional wedding. My wife and I did the King and Queen packege with an extra 130 over the 50 that comes with the package and it was still cheaper and more memorable, and hassle free than a typical wedding.
We even won 2nd place in Ren Mag's wedding photo contest that year.
Lady Shelly and Lady Amber ROCK!
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on April 19, 2010, 08:10:51 AM
Oh, that was insensitive of me! Do you prefer to be called... little people? :P
My hairy foot, your shin.
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on April 19, 2010, 09:17:31 AM
ROTFLMAO
omg that was funny!
Thank you for that!
(curtsy) Of course... I'm here for your entertainment three shows a day... :P
Quote from: Mouse on April 19, 2010, 12:40:04 PM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on April 19, 2010, 08:10:51 AM
Oh, that was insensitive of me! Do you prefer to be called... little people? :P
My hairy foot, your shin.
Awww... it's such a cute little foot, to! ;) :D
Quote
Quote from: Mouse on April 19, 2010, 12:40:04 PM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on April 19, 2010, 08:10:51 AM
Oh, that was insensitive of me! Do you prefer to be called... little people? :P
My hairy foot, your shin.
Awww... it's such a cute little foot, to! ;) :D
I wouldn't sweat it too much Rani, he might not be able to reach to high. Your ankle on the other hand, might not fair so well. :D
Think I might need to invest in a pair of spiked anklets... Hobbitses don't like to wear shoes, do they? :P
We rock the platforms. I am ankle biter at heart. All will be forgiven for a pint.
Wait... if I forgive you, you'll give me a pint?!? I'd like a Snake Bite, please! :D
I can deal with ankle biting, just not real hip on ankle kicking... :P
I said FOR a pint, not OVER a pint....
Who said I was gonna share? You're the one what threatened to kick me in the shin! I'm thinkin' you owe me! :P
OK ok ok, everyone buy me a beer and everything will be forgiven. ;)
You know alot of everyones..how high is your tolerance for alcoholic nectar?
Quote from: Mouse on April 21, 2010, 04:26:08 PM
You know alot of everyones..how high is your tolerance for alcoholic nectar?
I'm good for up to 6 beers (Bass Ale, the real stuff, not the American imitation) with 3 shots of JD, OR 3 24oz Jack & Coke (mixed 1/3 Jack) and then i'm down for the count.
Geez... remind me not to leave the Jack sittin' around... :o
Yeah, me and Jack are good buddy's. Noone can say to me "You don't know Jack", because I do.
Uhhhh, yeah... Intimately, it would appear! :o :P
You say that like it's a bad thing. I'm half German, quarter Irish, quart of Scotch and a fifth of whiskey. I was bred for this. ;D
Are you sure you weren't... distilled for this?
LMAO love it!
Here Mousie, Mousie, Mousie
Anyone seen Mouse?
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Why would our little friend hide from us? RAPIER! What did you do to him? :D
I warned him about YOUR duct tape fetish. :P :D
YOU were the one who wanted to shrink wrap him to a tree, naked, and cover him in honey. I was the one that was going to get the bucket full of fire ants....
oh GREAT!! Ruin the surprise why don't you!?!?! dangnubbit Fraser! Now we'll have to start all over again.
Ummm... have either of you ever tried to CARRY a bucket full of fire ants?!? Yeah... I thought not. ::)
Why am I suddenly picturing Who's On First with Abbott and Costello...?
"Who's on first", isn't that a rum drink? I've got a Tequila drink called "Panties on the floor".
Oh wait... I think I might'a had that one... once. :P
I can't leave any of you unsupervised for a second can I?
MOUSE!!! Where've you been son!?!?
Well, if you were ever around we'd have something to talk about instead of ant buckets and grounded panties... :P
Panties on the ground! Panties on the ground! You can't freak the danes with your panties on the ground.
[ok, it was off the cuff, and I haven't had any coffee yet. so bite me.]
(http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/bite.gif)
Wow... I'll BUY you a coffee if you promise NEVER TO DO THAT AGAIN!!! :-X :P
LMAO sold! for a cup of coffee.
Geez... you're easy. I would have held out for at least a shot of whiskey in the coffee... ::) :D
Hey, I may be easy, but I'm not cheap. You owe me a Starbucks. ;D :D
He is cheap, don't let him fool ya.
Hey Mouse.... *blushes and hides her face*
So are you guys trying to bait Mouse by littering the ground with panties?? That might work for most Mice, but not our Mouse.... he's too smart for that!
Nice to see you coming around again... any updates on the proposal and engagement fun?
That doesn't mean that we shouldn't at least try.
Starbucks uses highly questionable business practices to drive locally owned shops into bankruptcy, so I will buy you the most expensive item on the menu of whatever locally owned coffee house you choose, but I will NOT buy you anything from Starbucks... :P
Pardon me while I fold up my soapbox and stuff it in my belt pouch... ::) :D
Now, why would Blue, of all people, be blushing around Mouse... of all people... ??? Hmmmmmm...
"Blue of all people"??
I have nothing to say about anything...
Heheh
Ve haff vays of makink yu talk...
Mudslide, anyone? ;) :D
I'll take one! ;D
Hmmmm... Moooouuuuse, if you don't start posting again soon, I sense a total thread-jack coming on! :P
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 11, 2010, 06:40:10 PM
Heheh
Ve haff vays of makink yu talk...
Mudslide, anyone? ;) :D
Oh no ma'am... No mudslides till Wenchie gets here.
I'l have a mudslide with you Rani...oh...on second thought...isn't that what's used in those sharpie bombs you and WW toss around Blue? :o Second thought make it a pina colada. :D
Ha. Talk about threadjacking. I don't even know what this thread is about. Just heard it was the cocktail hour. ;D
And look at that - I'm just in time - I'll have a black and tan barkeep thank you (o:
Better watch out for the pina coladas too, they have grenadine in em...
*tucks the molotov mudslides and the sharpies back into her bag*
Well, I DO happen to have a frozen concoction machine... so we can make any number of tasty treats here! I'm partial to Bellinis, myself, and daiquiris also, so I think we need to come up with some ingredients if we want to have cocktail hour! I've got a bit of rum, some fresh strawberries, and a bottle of ChocoVine...
Oh, darn... now I've gone and listed most of the ingredients for the new drink I was planning on unveiling at AHE this year! :-\
Oh, and KP... you can help yourself... unless, of course, you're a really big tipper! ;) heheh
(snerk) GRENADinE... are we explosive, or what?!?
Umm..maybe I'll just have a club soda...oh....hold the club...OUCH! :D
See Anna? Your best bet is to bring your own bottle of water and never let it out of your sight. You know, not that I keep tiny little explosive capsules anywhere or anything....
*tucks the tiny booms into her bra*
Owwwwww... that even hurt ME!!! LMAO!!!
Hmmm... I could CRUSH this ice for you, but that might hurt...
Maybe you could have a Snake Bite, but...
Ok, I'd suggest a Shirley Temple, but I think the sweetness might be a little... cloying for someone who so seldom sugar coats anything. ;) :D
I bet you'd like the other drink I'm working on, though... it's just a bit sweet, and just a bit tart (but that's not the name) and nicely tropical... oh, but it comes in Shooter form, so that might not work, either... :P heheh
Oh, but water won't get you anywhere but hydrated, and we're here to work on our collective BUZZ... uhhh, right?
Buzz you said???
*tucks the jar of electric eels back into her bag*
Oh, I prefer my buzz to be pain-free, thank you! ;)
I suppose I really shouldn't even have this bag here anyways LOL!
*scoots the bag into a corner and throws a tartan over it to blend in with the kilts*
Oh crap, I should probably empty this out too....
*reaches into her bra and pulls out her mini explosives*
Wait... hold on...
*reaches into her pockets and pulls out various poisons and sharp things*
There... wait a minute. Yeah, you know, we're gonna be here for awhile.
Sounds like a party to me. :D
Oh, nice... lots of sharp pointies in a pile in the corner... and booze.
Ummm, Mouse... I think your wedding is being planned while you're away. You might want a bit of input here pretty soon... :P :D
bloody thread pirates... ;D
Is that anything like a Bloody Mary? :) :D
*pulls the straight razor from her boot*
Erm... I'm sure it could be if you WANTED it to be *insert evil psychotic grin here*
Blue reminds me of that scene in Thunderdome where Mad Max is emptying his pockets of ammunition and weapons...
Welcome to Thunderdome, b!tch...
*collapses in insane giggles*
There's an awesome scene just like that in the animated Disney version of Sinbad, also! It's hilarious... :D
(uhhh, yeah... so I have a renlet... who watches Disney movies... with me...) :P
Blue, you can't scare me with your knives and your explosives. The crazy laugh is a bit odd and unnerving,...but whatever... ;D
Did you say you were planning a wedding for Mouse? I read the thread. Congratulations Mouse. :)
Should be at least unsettling... I suppose I need more practice.
Oh, and the knives and explosives are just for show. I prefer to get down with my bare hands LOL!
*beware the bricks*
;)
Actually, Mouse is supposed to be planning his own wedding... but it appears that he has decided to consult someone other than the crazy rennies who may or may not be invited to attend said wedding... :P LOL He seems to be at least partially MIA lately, so who knows.
Maybe the bride-to-be finally took off the One Ring and reappeared, and asked to see what he had planned so far... :o
I better be invited... I'm in charge of planning the bachelor party!!!
Ahhhh... that's where the sly smiles and coy blushes are coming from, then... :D heheh
Oh, haha, those... I'm not at liberty to splain why I r blushing...
Hmmmm... speculation and conjecture will run rampant, and nations will topple...
Ok, so prolly not, but hey, I've been missing out on daytime drama lately, and it at least sounded like a good tease trailer, right?!?
Tune in next time to see whether Mouse has simply been off somewhere chasing Swatches, or if Blue actually has him bound and gagged and stuffed in her Bra...
Same Rat Time... same Rat Channel! ;)
poor, poor mouse. :D :D :D
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 11, 2010, 06:01:20 PM
Starbucks uses highly questionable business practices to drive locally owned shops into bankruptcy, so I will buy you the most expensive item on the menu of whatever locally owned coffee house you choose, but I will NOT buy you anything from Starbucks... :P
I completely agree with that. It happened all over England, according to my very British wife. And because of that we have found several very nice mom & pop coffee shops.
Quote from: blue66669 on May 12, 2010, 07:40:12 PM
I better be invited... I'm in charge of planning the bachelor party!!!
Planning it or starring in it? Just for clarification...
Nunya....
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 13, 2010, 05:19:38 AM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 11, 2010, 06:01:20 PM
Starbucks uses highly questionable business practices to drive locally owned shops into bankruptcy, so I will buy you the most expensive item on the menu of whatever locally owned coffee house you choose, but I will NOT buy you anything from Starbucks... :P
I completely agree with that. It happened all over England, according to my very British wife. And because of that we have found several very nice mom & pop coffee shops.
Well, pick your poison, then, just so long as it doesn't wear the corporate logo, I'm good with it... ;)
Well Blue. With you in CHARGE of the bachelor party it should be a BLAST! :D
I'm not familiar with the Starbucks practices, but that does seem to be the way of many large corporations. I try to buy from mom and pop shops for many things when I can. Maybe too early for politics for me. Going back to my tea....Not TNT...just plain old tea. :)
CHARGE... BLAST...
BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! :D
Well, if Mouse isn't going to come reclaim his thread....
DOWN WITH THE CORPORATIONS!! UP WITH PRIVATE COMPANIES!!
He's logging in, just not saying anything... damn Lurker.
Maybe we scared him off with our cocktail hour.
Sorry Mouse...I was just playing. :-X
Don't mind her Mouse, she'll be passed out in about, ummmm *eyes empty potion bottle*..... 20 minutes. Come on back to Miss Blue, baby. Is gon be aaaalright.
In a shoe box stuffed in an old nylon stocking
Sleeps the mouse I found in the meadow,
Now he's eaten his three kinds of cheese and drunk from his
bottle-cap watering-trough--
So much he just lies in one corner,
His tail curled under him, his belly big
As his head; his bat-like ears
Twitching, tilting toward the least sound....and I seem to be hearing the jabbering of crazy people....I am OFFICIALLY BACK..for at least two weeks. Blue...WHY are you blushing...Even I wish to know.
Because I'm remembering why I shouldn't drink and chat...
Oooooh!!! Now, see... I knew if I just kept quiet long enough I'd find out more... :D
HA! Too drunk to chat...tsk tsk tsk.
LISTEN UP EVERYONE!!!!! I'm planning the bachelor party at TRF this year!!!! WEWT!!!!
I'll make the arrangements with Homeland Security and FEMA...
;)
I feel like I have unleashed something horrible upon the world. I feel so Uwe Boll right now.
*THE SWATCHES! THE SWATCHES!!!!!*
I definitely see all sorts of badness happening. Oh, but you'll thank me after. Quite possibly during.
Quote from: blue66669 on May 17, 2010, 09:45:46 AM
I definitely see all sorts of badness happening. Oh, but you'll thank me after. Quite possibly during.
So, if he survives the bachelor party, is he likely to be worth marrying? :o ;D
Mouse, it might be a good idea to set the wedding date before TRF this Fall ... LOL! ;) :D
Oh by the time I'm done with him, he'll be Grade A on the market LOL.
Somehow I see this as a very true statement. Best of luck to yaz young mouse. ;D
I need to learn as many religious routines as possible. I needs all the helps I can get and all I know is how to cross myself...
Oh, you'll be havin' a religious "experience", all right... although I can pretty much guarantee you it will be ANYthing but ROUTINE!!! :o :P :D
(and I already know what I'm bringing as an engagement present...) ;D LMAO
Oh do give me a hint...
You'll have to pester Blue about that one, since I am not privy to her plans, but I can guarantee it won't be like any routine you've ever followed... :o
;D heheheh
So Mouse... I figure that by the time I'm done with you, you'll be able to say, OH PLEASE GOD in about 6 different languages.
:D
7...7 at least.
Oh? Will we be resurrecting a dead language or two?? Fun...
I think it not be the dead language ye be raising there Blue.
O placere deus!
I love it when you talk nerdy to me...
HA! Talk nerdy to me baby, real nerdy. Double HA
You make me want to go M-theory and bump branes and see if we can make a big bang and spawn a parallel universe, baby!
Good Gods that was so cheesy-nerdy it hurt to write
>.<
Hurts so good...
The spin and unspin motions tamed
In opposite directions aimed
Anti-spin, the inverse force
Like sitting backwards on a horse
It's anti-unspin partner thus
Is not the sum of minus plus
I think my bra just fell off.
me thinks i need to go back to my corner... it's been missing me.
Don't forget your dunce cap
Go on Fras, I got it from here.
I had this same feeling that time that a now ex-friend emailed me the old people porn video.
pardon me while i go throwqwAFHUv
Wow.... that's not so awesome LOL! Ok, ok. I'll leave Mouse alone. For now...
No need to take the pressure off now Blue. ;D
Pushing down on me, Under pressure *dum dum dum dum dum dumdum pish* ...
It's ok Mouse. I'll get your party together, and you'll have a good time, I promise. Ask anyone who was at my party last weekend...
Those that remember, you mean? ;) sigh, I'd like to go to one of those party's one day.
Me too Rapier, me too.
What's stopping you from coming to the parties?
Quote from: LadyJessica on May 20, 2010, 12:39:13 PM
What's stopping you from coming to the parties?
He's engaged? ;) ;D
Engaged has nothing to do with me not coming to the parties. As it sits, I don't currently live in Houston, not at least until April next year. I am staying in Tyler at the moment..when I am in Houston it's to visit Fiance and usually on business. I don't have a car at the moment or else I would be making appearances like crazy as me and Jen believe heavily in not letting our outside lives falter just because a relationship was established....on top of that, Jen hasn't met any of the rennies in this area and as far as rennies go, she is reserved when it comes to strangers, though she herself is one of the oddest people I have ever met, even being a rennie herself. In other words..umm...where was I going with this? I will make it eventually, at least try to make it to Firkin next Tuesday since I am leaving Houston for a goodly while come Saturday...Will try my damndest to be there.
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 19, 2010, 10:15:03 PM
Those that remember, you mean? ;) sigh, I'd like to go to one of those party's one day.
Why, so you could not remember, also? :P heheh
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:05:22 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 19, 2010, 10:15:03 PM
Those that remember, you mean? ;) sigh, I'd like to go to one of those party's one day.
Why, so you could not remember, also? :P heheh
I don't know if I remembered to forget or forgot to remember.
Maybe you forgot to remember that you forgot...?
I am going to do my best to forget this conversation....
In my case, it's just too many irons in the fire right now, on top of having a job where I have to work weekends.
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
He's going after Clan Cow....they deserve it.
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
lmao! :D
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.
You people are giving me a headache.
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 21, 2010, 09:08:25 PM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.
How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!? And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...? :P LOL
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 21, 2010, 11:10:43 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 21, 2010, 09:08:25 PM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.
How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!? And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...? :P LOL
Hey! Wait just a minute there...you're trying to trick me into telling you that I ate the left over steak. Fraser told me that it was up for grabs.
Quote from: blue66669 on May 21, 2010, 10:40:39 PM
You people are giving me a headache.
Of course! That's what we were trying to do, my dear... ;D
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 22, 2010, 05:42:26 AM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 21, 2010, 11:10:43 PM
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 21, 2010, 09:08:25 PM
Quote from: Rani Zemirah on May 20, 2010, 01:53:48 PM
Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... ;)
Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there? :P :D
Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.
How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!? And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...? :P LOL
Hey! Wait just a minute there...you're trying to trick me into telling you that I ate the left over steak. Fraser told me that it was up for grabs.
It was! I remember asking... "final Ribeye... going once... twice... " then i got knocked over and the steak snatched out of my hands...
then there were those horrid gobbling sounds... i thought Gollum was eatting a Hobbit behind me. :D
Hobbits are great with steak sauce.
Ummmm... Mouse, you might be on the lookout for a steak sauce bottle when you come into camp... :o
Y'know, jus' sayin'... :P
Well, lets just clarify; I prefer my Hobbits female, over the age of 25 and at least 5' tall. So Mouse is safe any way you look at it.
Ummm... does that even qualify as a hobbit? And I have the feeling we're drifting away from the topic of "diet", and into a realm we may not be able to easily extricate ourselves from...
Again... jus' saying... :P heheh
I can stop right where I did. I was just specifying that Mouse had nothing to worry about as he was too young, too short and the wrong gender. You brought up the fact of the steak sauce. I'm just surprised that Fraser hasn't weighed in with an opinion or 3.
Well, it is the weekend, and we know how he hides from his computer on the weekends...
Uhhh... and I only brought up the steak sauce because you mentioned the STEAK!!! :o
So there... :P
adding to the left-field commentary chaos...
I am going to make a war witch axe at least twice as big as the last one I made, and hand it to Mouse to play with. Just because, well, it'd be a Hobbit with a Danish great axe. Tell me that hilarity will not shortly ensue :D
Someone is going to give me a weapon?! YES! "Give me a big enough lever and I can move the world..." Give me a large enough weapon and I can do more than that.
Ummm... what, exactly, would you be doin' with a weapon that you can't even heft?!? Trippin' over it, is my guess... :P ;)
Now, if'n y' was t' use it as an actual lever, on the other hand (ok, maybe with both hands, then)... you might get somewhere. ;)
As Mouse can attest, my war-witches are deceptively light, I reckon he could probably go from zero to felony in three-point-five seconds, with proper supervision *looks at Fraser*
[steps back nervously]
right there with ya rapier!
do we need to add a padded room to the shopping list?
And maybe some adult supervision.
that might be a difficult task since most of us revert to our teen years once we step on fairegrounds lol ;D
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 23, 2010, 10:28:28 AM
And maybe some adult supervision.
I'm afraid that Breandan may be as close as we can get to adult supervision. :o ;D
Quote from: dbaldock on May 23, 2010, 11:22:56 AM
I'm afraid that Breandan may be as close as we can get to adult supervision. :o ;D
Boy are we all buggered then ;D
yep, we're screwed. ;D
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on May 23, 2010, 02:59:37 PM
yep, we're screwed. ;D
Well... only if we want to be. ;) Remember, no means no!!!
And that goes double for when someone tries to hand you one drink too many, also... :P
What was the topic again? Because you understand that all of this could be used against you in the court of law...?
Uhhhh... I thought we were helping you plan your wedding... (whistles innocently and scuffs dirt with toe...) Y'know... swatches an' stuff...
:P :D
Ah. Want to help Blue plan my bachelor party as well..nah. On second though, you guys planning my wedding is far safer, for me.
That's what I was talking about. Seeing that you are underage, you'll need adult supervision. And authorisation to get married. Unless you are from Arkansas. And she's your cousin. Right?
Oh... I think I'll leave aaaaallll that planning to Blue! Remember, I'll have my renlet with me, so I doubt I'll get to attend anything that involves a pole... or the naked slip-n-slide... :P :D
Or underage cousins from Arkansas... :o
of course, for the bachelor party we could always THIS SEGMENT HAS BEEN CENSORED ON THE GROUNDS OF GOOD TASTE, LEGALITY, AND THE FACT THAT IT WOULD MOST CERTAINLY VIOLATE DECENCY LAWS IN AT LEAST FIFTY-THREE COUNTRIES AND THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA with the weasels, and we would need fire extinguishers of course. Thoughts?
;D
Naked slip and slide? Where do I sign up? Breandan, not ignoring your comment, just don't want to touch it without the proper safety gear.
Well, I don't have a slip-n-slide, but I do have a fire extinguisher. Count me in. :)
Quote from: Sir Martin on May 24, 2010, 12:18:30 AM
Well, I don't have a slip-n-slide, but I do have a fire extinguisher. Count me in. :)
Hey, I've even got an old Halon Fire Extinguisher. :D
You know, I have that Spongebob slip-n-slide that I keep in the trunk of my car.... *don't ask*
(poor Spongebob has been scarred for life...)
Ah come on Blue you can tell us, we wont tell the world. (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/aBlueKnight/03/BigGrin.gif)
Kehle also promises not to stalk and tell.
let's see......
we were discussing fabric swatches, blender drinks and bachelor parties in this thread correct? what is the update on these items? ;D
Quote from: Bonny Pearl on June 11, 2010, 04:27:30 PM
let's see......
we were discussing fabric swatches, blender drinks and bachelor parties in this thread correct? what is the update on these items? ;D
Some like 'em and some don't... ;) ;D
As long as everyone involved is over the age of 18, I'm ok with it. We just need someone at the door checking IDs. Wait, then Mouse couldn't go. Hmmmm, this is a quandry...
I'm over 18, chronologically. Height wise, that is a toss up.
You know we just kid with you. You are a man of great stature inside, we all know and respect that. We don't give shiner bock to just anybody. Only those we like. ;)
Quote from: Rapier Half-Wit on June 12, 2010, 05:59:43 AM
You know we just kid with you. You are a man of great stature inside, we all know and respect that. We don't give shiner bock to just anybody. Only those we like. ;)
YEAH! WHAT HE SAID! I think.... hmmmm...
Hey! I didn't say anything about free beer!
I'm anxious to try Rani's new blender drinks she has been talking about! Think I'm gonna have to make sure I put my blender in the t/t for when she comes down. Ya know, just in case we have a 'omg we need a blender!' emergency moment! Always good to be prepared for blender happiness! :P
oooooo, there's a thought. Loki margarita's.
I suggest loki body shots myself..not myself, but with someone else suggested by myself...YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN! I quit.
This I have got to see! Mouse doing bodyshots off himself.
If he's that limber, I know a few production companies out of Cali that would love to talk to him :D
LMAO
Filthy, get your video camera out! Mouse might have a new profession.
I have the business cards already being made up
Quote from: Breandan on June 14, 2010, 10:38:37 AM
If he's that limber, I know a few production companies out of Cali that would love to talk to him :D
You know... I actually AM that limber LOL!
Quote from: Bonny Pearl on June 12, 2010, 01:03:06 PM
I'm anxious to try Rani's new blender drinks she has been talking about! Think I'm gonna have to make sure I put my blender in the t/t for when she comes down. Ya know, just in case we have a 'omg we need a blender!' emergency moment! Always good to be prepared for blender happiness! :P
Random Blender Emergency!!!
We now have a new acronym, I believe!!! RBE's are a serious matter, and must be treated with all the care and concern of any other emergency situation. Perhaps blenders should be considered as a staple in emergency survival kits, and of course, every vehicle should carry on in an easily accessible location. It's probably a good idea to have various potency's of alcohol available, as well as several flavors of mixer. Ice would be optimum, although not always available in all RBE's... however, a thorough search of the general area should be made before blending without the ice! More instructions to follow...
RBE! I love it!! ;D :P
Quote from: blue66669 on June 14, 2010, 05:09:50 PM
Quote from: Breandan on June 14, 2010, 10:38:37 AM
If he's that limber, I know a few production companies out of Cali that would love to talk to him :D
You know... I actually AM that limber LOL!
And perfectly endowed
That's what the ladies tell me.
That's not what SHE said.