HELP!!!! BITS NEEDED

[QueenofAttolia]

I'm a lower then dirt peasant (and I like it!)... Last year a group of us had a great bit called the "ugly stick" and was our main on.  This year we are looking for another mail bit... So I wondered if anyone could share their bits with us...

Thank you much for any help you can give!

[aerial angels]

Making a line of lying down peasants for upper class to walk on -as they step over you, you get up, run to the front of the line, and lie down again to make a continuous moving carpet.  Do this side to side rather than end to end and sans peasants with back injuries

[VIII]

Someone elses bit (Scab the beggar at Scarborough) but he would beg and beg, but took "anything but money."

[Katie Bookwench]

Hold people up, Highwayman style, in the lane (you can hold up a stick and say: "This is a stick up." ) and have them tell you jokes.

You could say: "Your FUNNY or your life."