What do you use for home security?

[Auryn]

and 'Maximillian' a Jack Russell Terrororist.

hehe
love the name.
I don't count our dog because she is pretty much useless for home protection.

[Lady Nicolette]

My dog, Beau, who tries to kill anything and anyone approaching the house in any manner whatsoever if he doesn't know you.  And don't even think about coming close if you're wearing a chipmunk suit.

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Ninjas, cleverly disguised as garden gnomes.

[Beaudan Tocks]

A matching set of Pygmy Giraffes and...  A NEW Oven Mitt

[DonaCatalina]

The Armory. LOL.

But actually the only things under the bed are a baseball bat embedded with a steel rod and my .357 magnum loaded with .125 JHP.

[Luciana]

My two German Shepherds and my big cast iron frying pan ... ah, and a hunting knife sharpened to perfection.

[Dayna]

Two watchdogs who alert me to someone somewhere they're not supposed to be.  One goes directly to the source of the problem, giving me time to aim my 7 shot 357 six shooter and the other goes to the phone with the 911 button ready to press it upon command. 

[irish]

My dog Brumus, who has a very loud bark and my cat TJ, who hisses at anyone who comes near the house!

[Lady Amy of York]

 Lets see now...

- a  security alarm system that is on all the windows  and  doors  in the house.
-  a motion detector  system
- 4  dogs..all pretty good  size
- 2 horses  that let you know  when something is outside
- a couple of geese  that make noise anytime  someone  walks up the  driveway
- my very sharp pirate sword
- a baseball bat
--a  cast iron skillet

hmm..am i missing anything....lol  !  And  to think i live out in the  country, but i have lots of  woods  behind  me.

[Malcolm]

It helps when you dad was a gunsmith.

It also helps when you used to live in East Alton, IL (check a box of Winchester ammo sometime).

[BubbleWright]

A life-size cut out of Chuck Norris...

[Capt. Morgan]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you... 

Among other things, swords, longbows, firearms, cats with a 'tude, the ever popular a la "Laverine and Shirley" wrought iron skillets and depending on what kind of day I've had...ME with a 'tude....

[Blue66669]

There's nothing more frightening to an intruder than to see two naked chunky people with a wakizashi, a battle axe with a mace top, and a pirate cutlass. We make sure that if we have to go inspect something, we're nude and angry LOL.

[bran_gray]

There's nothing more frightening to an intruder than to see two naked chunky people with a wakizashi, a battle axe with a mace top, and a pirate cutlass. We make sure that if we have to go inspect something, we're nude and angry LOL.

"Cause nobody wants to fight the naked guy" - Rodney Carrington

I'd think if anybody was silly enough to ignore the old halloween postings that I did years back on the first two doors into the house ("Turn back now!" and "It's already to late....") with glow in the dark paint and the assorted halloween decorations kept around the house year round that they would understand I am a sick individual.

If they chose to continue with their folly I would attack them with nothing but my armor and my axe.  Because as Blue said nothing is quite as intimidating as somebody who is angry and nude...unless that person is well armored and well armed 

[Mairte]

Big hostile Chow/Akita watchdog....well the miniature dachshunds are the NOISE and he is the MUSCLE.
And a shotgun.