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[Valiss]

The Valiss

2 parts vodka
1 part cranberry
A mint leaf muddled
A handfull of frozen grapes (instead of ice)

Serve in a tumbler.

[DonaCatalina]

1/2 brandy
1/2 cranberry juice
with a cinnamon stick stirrer.
Serve in a tall wine glass.

[LadyFae]

An AngelFae

1 shot Blue Curaco
1 shot Peach Schnapps
1 shot Midori
1 shot Triple Sec
splash of pinapple juice
splash of 7
top with whip cream
drizzle with grenadine
top with cherry

Enjoy this super sweet drink that'll sneak up and knock you on your azz.

[Captain Teague]

Hm.

Blend one qt. of OJ and Cranberry juice, top with Jose Margarita mix then drizzle with Bacardi 151. Pour into iced pitcher, stir and serve all round. >.

[Merlin the Elder]

One very long straw
One brace & bit
One keg of Jack Daniel's

Drill hole in keg with brace & bit, slip straw into opening, and die happy.

You had to have guessed... 

[Auryn]

half Moscato and half ice wine
served with an almond macaroon on the side

hmmm
some of you sound delicious 

[Mairte]

LOL, Mostly Captain Morgan Spiced Rum with just a spritz of Coke Cola.

[Just Randall]

Tap water. In a paper cup.

[Evie McCann]

2 jiggers Gordan's dry gin
1 capfull Martini & Rossi's dry vermouth
1 teaspoon olive brine
3/4 glass full of ice
Shake until hands are frozen
Strain into frozen martini glass
Serve with 2 queen olives
Enjoy!!

[Jade]

2 part Rumchata
1 part cherry vodka
Garnish with cinnamon and a maraschino chery

[LadyJessica]

The LadyJessica...

In a "Large" mug (mine can hold a whole bottle of wine)
1 handful of ice
1 can of ginger ale
a loooooong 5 count of Orange Cognac (Imperial is what I use)
and a splash of Smirnoff Pomegranate Martini


(I really need to try some of yours)

[Bonny Pearl]

99% of the time I drink beer/ale

Walk up to bar maid
Order ale
Hand over tankard to bar maid
Pay bar maid
Drink ale
Smile because I am at faire

[Bob of the Lake]

2 oz. bourbon
1/2 tsp. simple syrup
4 dashes Angostura Bitters
splash of lake water

[Evie McCann]

Wow! Everybody sounds so yummy. I may have to do a sampler one night.

[DonaCatalina]

99% of the time I drink beer/ale

Walk up to bar maid
Order ale
Hand over tankard to bar maid
Pay bar maid
Drink ale
Smile because I am at faire

I saw a recipe called the Bonnie Pearl somewhere:
1 oz coconut rum
1 oz pineapple rum
1 oz Captain Morgan's
2 oz heavy cream stirred with 1 oz grenadine
a squeeze of lime juice

serve over ice in a tall glass;
drizzle in just enough clear soda to top off.