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The Bra Bandit !

Started by Lady Amy of York, October 07, 2008, 03:51:28 PM

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Lady Amy of York


Saw this on MSN.  Too funny.   ***********************************************

   BONITA SPRINGS, Fla. - There's a bra bandit on the loose in southwest Florida. The Lee County Sheriff's Office was searching for an individual they say stole 160 bras valued at nearly $6,000 on Thursday from a Victoria Secret store, the latest in a string of bra burglaries in the area.

Since February, authorities say 452 bras valued at nearly $19,000 have been stolen from two of the chain's southwest Florida locations. Six different bra thefts at the stores have been reported during that time.

Investigators said a female customer walked into the store Thursday and immediately went to a four-drawer cabinet with new bras of the PINK brand name. The store manager told deputies the woman waited until employees were busy helping customers and then thrust the bras into a bag and exited the store.
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Lady Amy of York/CaptainAmy of FeistyLady pirateship
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Noble Dreg

#1
Holy bra-zen act of criminal mischief Batman!

Headline:  Fla women left hanging while search for lingerie thief continues!

This just in...Police Chief vows "We'll catch the scum, cross my heart".

If holding up a bank is a "stick-up" would robbing a lingerie store be a "push-up"?


I'll quit now, I promise.
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Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more. Now SEW, and keep the stitches small

Celtic Lady

 :D No please continue.... they were funny  ;D.

Lady Christina de Pond

apparently someone was doing some early christmas shopping or they really need some underwire
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Noble Dreg

Trust me, the thieves will be 'bust-ed'.

Sorry, I've 'milked' this for long enough.

Ta ta for now...
"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more. Now SEW, and keep the stitches small

captmarga

I'm sure they thought catching them would be a snap.

Instead, they are probably in their cups, wishing they'd never heard of this case.

Trying to separate all the boring work, but just sagging with exhaustion.  Not the best time to be writing, by any stretch...



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Lady Amy of York

Quote from: Noble Dreg on October 07, 2008, 10:22:55 PM
Trust me, the thieves will be 'bust-ed'.

Sorry, I've 'milked' this for long enough.

Ta ta for now...

ROFL!  ;D
Lady Amy of York/CaptainAmy of FeistyLady pirateship
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HF:Sterling

Noble Dreg

#7
Glad to see you are keeping 'a breast' of the situation Lady Amy.
"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Because it's dull you twit, it'll hurt more. Now SEW, and keep the stitches small

Capt Gabriela Fullpepper

This just in

Victoria's secret stolen.

Thief caught in a boobie trap

Caught with support of local crime watch

Goes by the moniker Fredrick of Hollywood
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Captain Jack Wolfe

After the thief is caught, will they put her in a support group?
"I'm not sure about people anymore. They're responsible for some pretty nutty stuff. Individuals I'm crazy about, though." ~ Opus

RumbaRue

....that's really stretching it!

Probably name the group, Boobies for Baddies. :D
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PurpleDragon

Quote from: Lady de Laney on October 08, 2008, 08:55:02 AM
This just in

Victoria's secret stolen.

Impossible... I AM VICTORIA'S SECRET.
Karl "Dragon" Wolff
The Pirates Cove

Bin Ich SCHLECHT? Ja BIN Ich.

Lady Christina de Pond

Rofl purple you are so wrong
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Lady Amy of York

LOL-   This thread  can  really  " uplift"  your mood !
Lady Amy of York/CaptainAmy of FeistyLady pirateship
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HF:Sterling

PurpleDragon

Yes, this topic can certainly LIFTS AND SEPERATES you from your bad feelings.

Honest, Cross My Heart.

((Recently another case where they busted a crime ring was doing this and then reselling them on ebay.  In New York I think was where it was at)).
Karl "Dragon" Wolff
The Pirates Cove

Bin Ich SCHLECHT? Ja BIN Ich.