FOKTOP News

[Old Tinker]

Huzzah Lupa! Twas grand to meet you at Renndevous!  We did recruit many new members of FOKTOP there!
I shall look for you at TRF, Carl and Donna! Twas a pleasure to meet you! We are a close knit group! Hugs!
 Kill the Evil Peeps!

and it was this Old Tinkers honor to be present while our Queen Bonnie recruit'd three young strong lads to thee ranks of FOKTOP (Kill the Peeps), while at RenDevous'08 at TNRF. it was amaze'n, thee three were pass'n by as i escort'd our Queen, she held up her hand and not only i but thee three froze. as Queen Bonnie rhythmically explain'd FOKTOP and her position (me did notice that her wand was dance'n over and around thee lads). they all three knelt, and were induct'd into thee ever build'n force of FOKTOP. just a once in a life time event for this Old Tinker, and he shall never forget thee magic in thee air as our Queen brought more allies to FOKTOP.
i be the Old Tinker and his Belle...

[Count Adolfo]

As reported in Courtly Matters, there is a dire report about Peep involvement with Global Climate Change.  We believe they may be using this diabolical plan to attempt world domination.

Rumour has it that they have even been ingesting chemicals that do damage to the atmosphere when they're burned to discourage our use of flame weapons in destroying them!

[Queen Bonnie]

 I think the peeps in these parts have gone into hiding- with the 90+ temps here!  Be Vigilant, Foktop! We never know when they will strike!

[Lupa]

Maryland has been peeps free for 2 months!  HUZZAH to FOKTOP!

[Ginette]

HUZZAH!!

Long live to FOKTOP!!

[Queen Bonnie]

 I think it is too hot for peeps here! Glad Maryland is Peep free!
 I am still recruiting more knights for Foktop! Huzzah! Kill the peeps!

[Sir William Marcus]

A reminder to those that attempt to infiltrate our realm

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah! What a wonderous picture Sir William Marcus! That made my day!
 KILL the PEEPS!
 You sure did!  Huzzah FOKTOP!

[Count Adolfo]

Want to improve on that?
Light them ablaze!!!


Reports indicate that four out of five peeps are evil
we believe the fifth one is just not-very-nice

[Queen Bonnie]

 LOL! Wonderous idea, Count!  LOL!

[Ginette]

I'll bring the fire and some wine!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah, Ginette! We can drink while we watch the evil peeps burn!  Anyone know any peep roasting songs? LOL!
* Sings, Evil peeps roasting on an open fire!  Red wine warming up your toes! *

[Ginette]

I'm up for a peep roasting!

* Joins Queen Bonnie in a song. Evil peeps roasting on an open fire! Red wine warming up your toes! *

[Sir LJ]

Well lookie who showed back up!

*Does The Thing impersonation*

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Long live Queen Bonnie!
Long live FOKTOP!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Lord Jarhead! Glad to see you here!  Time to kill the Peeps!
 Hugs to my favorite General!
 Grammercy for your kindness at the Renndevous!