Answer my question with a question

[PurpleDragon]

don't you think it would have been worse if they had named him Mojito?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

But what if they named him after a cheap crappy beer like Pabst Blue Ribbon?

[Welsh Wench]

Would you believe when I worked at the phone company someone asked for a guy named Bud Weiser?
Would you believe I hung up on them and then realized later he really existed?   

[Demetrius]

Would you believe I had a gold fish named Bud and a turtle named Weiser- no, well, would you believe it was me who called for my friend Bud?

[DonaCatalina]

How do you know if a turtle can hear you call his name?

[PurpleDragon]

Did you know that turtles breath through their butts?

[Lady Gwyndolyn]

Isn't it a good thing then that thier noses are on their faces, otherwise they would be smelling their breathe??

[PurpleDragon]

I think I'll change the direction here.  Why is it that people will automatically assume that what they see in the news is truth when the are not given all the facts?

[Rage]

I so agree with you on that. Why don't they do a little research?

[Anna Iram]

Could it be because it's more fun to believe the worst rather than to take the time to see the best?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Or maybe because reporters do such a great job of twisting words around to make them half truths?

[Escarlata]

Does anybody remember the old saying "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all?"?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Didn't Thumper in the movie Bambie say that after something his mother said to him?

[Anna Iram]

Is that the same thing as not throwing stones if you live in a glass house?

[Escarlata]

Can you imagine what the neighbors would see if houses were made from glass?