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Started by Laird Fraser of Lovatt, July 02, 2009, 06:55:31 AM

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Rani Zemirah

Quote from: Fraser of Lovatt on July 06, 2010, 03:12:09 PM
It was ok until they strapped the chainsaw to a raccoon's back and lit it's tail on fire... trees falling and catching fire at the same time... the squirrels riding the raccoon screaming "YEEEHAAAA"


Man, this sounds like a REALLY bad acid trip.....  :D

Aaaaand you would know that because...?  :P  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#2206
A good imagination... i took the good ones i had and twisted them....  ;D





*Riders on the storm... riders on the storm... in to this house were born...*
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rani Zemirah

Ahhhh... well, at least you didn't say you never inhaled...  :P  heheh

(and you never had se... uhhhh, never mind)  :D
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Dracconia

Oh dear....this place really is hopeless lol
PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

Rani Zemirah

Oh, not even close!  Everyone here is hoping for something... even if it's just that no flaming trees fall on them while they sleep...  ;)
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

Dracconia

Lol I suppose when you put it like that Rani lol
PR ~Faire Daughter~
Shake-N-Bake

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

#2211
Bald Squirrels in hockey masks.... with chainsaws. :D




And the flaming raccoon!




Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Rapier Half-Wit

D*ck tells us Fraser's a virg*n in his left ear.

So here's a mental picture for you: Fraser out cold, face down on the floor of his tent AHE from a hard night of drinking. A flamming racoon runs into his tent and starts f@#$ing him in his left ear.

There! Let the screaming for brain bleach begin.
If her eyes aren't sparkling, you didn't do it right...

Laird Fraser of Lovatt

More like screaming for a fire extinguisher!  Ach, laddie!  I'll have to invent a new drink for AHE... The Flaming Raccoon...




It's either set your guts on fire or make you think about painting your nails....  :D
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Alba gu brath
Laird of Dunans Castle
Warrior Poet/Loki God

Mouse

*rolls on floor, side splitting from laughing* Make it stop..it's too much, too much.
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)

Rani Zemirah

You're just trying to get this thread moved, ain'tcha???  ::)
Rani - Fire Goddess

Aut disce... aut discede

FaeHollow

*peeks at countdown and sneaks out again*
Leigh

Pat McGroin

[quote   I'll have to invent a new drink for AHE... The Flaming Raccoon...
It's either set your guts on fire or make you think about painting your nails....  :D
[/quote]


When you get The flaming Raccoon perfected you are going to have to look me up I'll be camping in row 0.

I'm going to PM you with what could be the main ingredient in that drink.  
I'm the Carpenter aboard the Bayou Scoundrel,
The Keeper of FIREWATER!!!
I.F.R.P. #1447

Bonny Pearl

Quote from: Pat McGroin on July 06, 2010, 06:30:52 PM
[quote   I'll have to invent a new drink for AHE... The Flaming Raccoon...
It's either set your guts on fire or make you think about painting your nails....  :D


When you get The flaming Raccoon perfected you are going to have to look me up I'll be camping in row 0.

I'm going to PM you with what could be the main ingredient in that drink.  
[/quote]

just don't give the man Rusty Nails please!  ;D
Gypsy Wanderer
Kingdom of Onondaga
Order of the Hatchet
Landshark No.88

Mouse

Bandido mask and a fondness for male pirates with steering wheels on their belt buckles...Flaming raccoon?

*if you don't get the subtlety of that joke, you fail*
Wee, sleekit, cow'rin, tim'rous beastie

"MOUSE,n. "Animalistic man-child which strews it's path with fainting woman"....less so these days :)