Proposal at Ren Faire.

[Blue66669]

You people are giving me a headache.

[Rani Zemirah]

Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... 

Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there?   

Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.

How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!?  And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...?    LOL

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... 

Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there?   

Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.

How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!?  And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...?    LOL

Hey! Wait just a minute there...you're trying to trick me into telling you that I ate the left over steak. Fraser told me that it was up for grabs.

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

You people are giving me a headache.

Of course!  That's what we were trying to do, my dear...   

[Laird Fraser of Lovatt]

Y'know... when you have more'n one iron in the fire, it usually means you're brandin' someone else's cattle... 

Somethin' you're wantin' t' tell us, there?   

Not publicly, no. And you can't prove anything. I wasn't there, that wasn't me, I have witnesses to prove it.

How could there be witnesses if you were never there?!?  And, ummm... is that steak sauce on your chin, there...?    LOL

Hey! Wait just a minute there...you're trying to trick me into telling you that I ate the left over steak. Fraser told me that it was up for grabs.

It was!  I remember asking... "final Ribeye... going once... twice... " then i got knocked over and the steak snatched out of my  hands...


then there were those horrid gobbling sounds... i thought Gollum was eatting a Hobbit behind me. 

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Hobbits are great with steak sauce.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ummmm... Mouse, you might be on the lookout for a steak sauce bottle when you come into camp... 

Y'know, jus' sayin'...  

[Rapier Half-Wit]

Well, lets just clarify; I prefer my Hobbits female, over the age of 25 and at least 5' tall. So Mouse is safe any way you look at it.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ummm... does that even qualify as a hobbit?  And I have the feeling we're drifting away from the topic of "diet", and into a realm we may not be able to easily extricate ourselves from...

Again... jus' saying...    heheh

[Rapier Half-Wit]

I can stop right where I did. I was just specifying that Mouse had nothing to worry about as he was too young, too short and the wrong gender. You brought up the fact of the steak sauce. I'm just surprised that Fraser hasn't weighed in with an opinion or 3.

[Rani Zemirah]

Well, it is the weekend, and we know how he hides from his computer on the weekends...

Uhhh... and I only brought up the steak sauce because you mentioned the STEAK!!! 

So there... 

[Breandan]

adding to the left-field commentary chaos...

I am going to make a war witch axe at least twice as big as the last one I made, and hand it to Mouse to play with. Just because, well, it'd be a Hobbit with a Danish great axe. Tell me that hilarity will not shortly ensue

[Mouse]

Someone is going to give me a weapon?! YES! "Give me a big enough lever and I can move the world..." Give me a large enough weapon and I can do more than that.

[Rani Zemirah]

Ummm... what, exactly, would you be doin' with a weapon that you can't even heft?!?  Trippin' over it, is my guess...  

Now, if'n y' was t' use it as an actual lever, on the other hand (ok, maybe with both hands, then)... you might get somewhere. 

[Breandan]

As Mouse can attest, my war-witches are deceptively light, I reckon he could probably go from zero to felony in three-point-five seconds, with proper supervision *looks at Fraser*