CRF 2010

[Radu the Gypsy]

Actually one of the "rogue" organizations was organizing to make JP an offer last year.  There were several rumors flying. Did not notice that you were joking.

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Jim has received numerous offers over the years, one of them I can directly corroborate as I know the person who headed up the group.  Until Jim starts losing money because of the faire, he will never sell.  Its all about the cashflow.

[Demetrius]

At the risk of sounding like I'm just trying to placate...

The Colorado Renaissance Festival is, by far, my favorite place in the Universe.

I have been going to this faire for 28 years.

It is my therapy- of which I need a huge amount. Huge. Amount.

I care a great deal about all the people who make faire possible- whether I share common traits with them outside of faire or not.

I understand why people have complaints about faire- and I realize people complain about faire because they care... nonetheless- I love it too much and there are far too many crappy things outside of faire to worry about.

CRF is my sanctuary.

Well, enough about me... what do you love about faire?

[Zoë]

Aside from which, the faire that the PTB owns is Pittsburgh, not PA.  Two different faires. 

Oh silly girl, I know there are two faires there.  I was referring to the location as in state... ie CO and PA not CRF and PTB.

Oh yes, but several people had mentioned it, so I thought to make sure there was no confusion. 

[Avan]

At the risk of sounding like I'm just trying to placate...

The Colorado Renaissance Festival is, by far, my favorite place in the Universe.

Well, enough about me... what do you love about faire?

Well I would agree with you on this being my favorite place and I would say that its the chance to spend time with everyone here is really what I love.

Well and opening a flask while working helps too.   

[Hey- Arent You?]

Well, enough about me... what do you love about faire?

wow, deja vu...

.... did I mention décolletage?

[Demetrius]

Well, enough about me... what do you love about faire?

wow, deja vu...

.... did I mention décolletage?

Deja hmmm... I have the feeling something just happened...

At the risk of sounding like I'm just trying to placate...

The Colorado Renaissance Festival is, by far, my favorite place in the Universe.

Well, enough about me... what do you love about faire?

Well I would agree with you on this being my favorite place and I would say that its the chance to spend time with everyone here is really what I love.

Well and opening a flask while working helps too.   

Oh yeah, Hi Avan!

[Hey- Arent You?]

let's make it....... things I miss the most / am most looking forward to.....

-Paige (MY elephant, dangnubbit)
-red beans & rice
-seeing what/who is NEW
-Wearing my old costune, cuz it fits again.
-.... did I mention décolletage?

[Capt Spleen]

Rumors to Mong:

Captain Spleen has found a boat and will be sailing in the newly converted jousting arena.

Ok I'll taksez a crack at th' mong........
Th' rumors o' me "findin' a boat" arrr incorrect tharr Tanda. missy.
Actually I'd commandeered a shiply vessel, wun t' th' likes o' which might have been seen in "StarDust" (but NOT that kind o' Captain at the helm) or wun as in "The Adventures of Baron Von Munchuasen". Yea, th' likes o' a flyin' vessel as those! But th' joustin area at CRF has a sorta magnetic pull t' such flyin' vessels. Muz be th' horse duty that brought a crapper likes me outa th' magestical Larkspurian sailin' skys!  Guess ye could say I wuznotwuz run aground frum poop deck t' just plan poop!

[Demetrius]

Rumors to Mong:


Tanda will be climbing 14ers rather than attending faire.

No.....  it's just a rumor...

[NelleMoorley]

Rumors: I've heard that [insert name] is sleeping with [insert name] and [insert name] is jealous!
To cut costs, Jim and Betty are only hiring hamsters this year.
All stage shows will be rotated to the stage to their left. Doing the Hokey Pokey will be mandatory, and this will be enforced.

Facts: Foxglove is intending to return! Albeit, without our favorite Renaissance Barbie, who can no longer subject her voice to the harsh conditions . . . we'll probably be looking for another member soon.

[Mischief Snicklebritches]

"Lady Remi will not forget the baby"

...well Im sure the baby will be quite relieved to hear THAT news....at least until he figures out its just a rumor....teehee.

Fact: I haven't the foggiest idea how often Jared and myself will be gracing the faire with our presence. Right now it could just be me, hopefully back on cast, or it could be neither of us not making an appearance at all. Who knows.

[holierthanthou]

Remi, I do hope that you both can come back... the whole darn family would be better!

Hey Aren't You.... I think the right to call Paige mine has been slapped into me a few too many times to ignore. 

I'm working on a new character.  Probably would not be able to work with the elephant with this character, but hey.... If you've seen "Labyrinth" and remember the moving garbage heap... tee hee... you may see a human facsimile.

As for those hamsters... they wouldn't argue with Jim and Betty, but I bet they would be harder to reign in than any of us have been.

[Hey- Arent You?]

Remi, I do hope that you both can come back... the whole darn family would be better!

Hey Aren't You.... I think the right to call Paige mine has been slapped into me a few too many times to ignore. 

I'm working on a new character.  Probably would not be able to work with the elephant with this character, but hey.... If you've seen "Labyrinth" and remember the moving garbage heap... tee hee... you may see a human facsimile.

OK.. for the record, you may not be excused from elephant duty ever under any circumstances. ever.  and just to be clear..... ever.  secondly, getting slapped around and some tiny little concussion does not make her yours.... it makes You,.... Hers.  LOL.   

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Elephant Duty.. Is that Elephant DoDo or Working with the Elephant, or Cleaning up the Elephantt DoDo? or possible all three?

[holierthanthou]

OK.. for the record, you may not be excused from elephant duty ever under any circumstances. ever.  and just to be clear..... ever.  secondly, getting slapped around and some tiny little concussion does not make her yours.... it makes You,.... Hers.  LOL.   

Hey now.... I'd love to work with you both, but I don't think I can take standing in a booth, in one spot all day and going on my lunch break to walk the elephant.  If I can find a job I can run around and play at least part of the day and walk the elephant, that would be sublime.  Sharon did say that I could work out a schedule that is part-time in the booth, but things can change and technically... her daughter is my boss.  So it would really be up to her.  We will see. 

I guess you are right on my being Paige's... her play toy.  She likes to hug my head to remove the wig, slap my head on the way to an Arnold Palmer, and drop her tree limb treats on my head for tenderizing.  Nothing like being the only girl she'll put up with.  I guess that means I'm not competition.  LOL.

Elephant Duty.. Is that Elephant DoDo or Working with the Elephant, or Cleaning up the Elephantt DoDo? or possible all three?

What I get to deal with is nothing like DoDo.... it is worse... trunk snot does not wash out of clothing.