What weird news stories make you either laugh out loud, or just say "huh?'

[arbcoind]

Dinner at my place anyone?  I have some Natural Harvests!  Yes, please flag as inappropriate.

Gina

[Merlin the Elder]

Are you inviting us to... ahem... attend?

[arbcoind]

Merlin, only if YOU are a fan of this ingredient.

Gina

[Merlin the Elder]

No thanks, luv... methinks you overlooked my implied pun, tho'   

[Rowan MacD]

Not exactly a news story, however it fits the "Huh?" requirement. Or at least a WTF?!
Natural Harvest
The interwebs are scary sometimes.

OMG.  ewwwwwwww *memory beach please*.  However, I am LMAO at the comments!
 

[Pinn]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110324/us_yblog_thelookout/wwii-vet-discovers-hes-not-a-u-s-citizen

[LadyStitch]

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/42264620/ns/today-books/

There are worse things to be recognized for.

[Merlin the Elder]

?!?! Bombproof Your Horse ?!?

[LadyStitch]

http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20110323/NEWS13/110329812
Which will get you in more trouble? The rip or the story?

[LadyStitch]

?!?! Bombproof Your Horse ?!?

I think it means to make your horse not likely to freak out in certain situations.  Basically to make them so they are tollerant to anything, and nothing with make them go nuts. 

Then again, who would put a bomb on ole trigger?

[Becky10]

Lol, I have to agree with LadyStitch. I've used that term as far as bombproofing dogs. I used to be in speech and debate and we would call it "hitting" when you would go up against someone in a round. We probably should have changed it after we gave ourselves a bad rep for beating up our competitors. 

[Ferret]

Then again, who would put a bomb on ole trigger?

Dale Evans. Roy loved that horse more than her.

Ferret

[arbcoind]

http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CDoQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.whdh.com%2Fnews%2Farticles%2Flocal%2F12003880493293%2Fabercrombie-fitch-sells-padded-bikini-tops-to-young-girls%2F&ei=7tORTcLQN4mE0QGglIzNBw&usg=AFQjCNFBE3-YTfMvnYpU3cZZQz9igrfW0w

What parent buys this for their daughter?

Gina

[LadyStitch]

The kid was 7 years old!  Sweet jeebus when I was that age, if I even thought about picking up a 2 piece I got my backside tanned.  I agree why would a parent want that for a 9-10year old , much less a 7 year old.

[arbcoind]

I have NO idea.  Why would a parent put their daughter in a tiny triangle bathing suit top that is molded to look like breasts? 

I hope they sell exactly zero.  Even more so, I hope I don't see little girls running around with "boobs" this summer!

Gina