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Started by Don_Juan_deCordoba, October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM

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What kind of tree annoys the nay.. bors?

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Merlin the Elder

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I've upped my standards. Now, up yours.
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Lady Christina de Pond

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A: Crazier than a road lizard.
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...and may all your babies be born naked...

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