MNRF derail it thread

[majikboxman]

[MissBubu]

That brings up the question, what is the plural of penis?

[Lord Figaro]

Duplicate Penises = Diphallia, penile duplication, diphallic terata, or diphallasparatus

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphallia (warning. Link contains a picture. Not for the faint of heart). If you are easily offended, you do NOT want to go there.

Well you asked for it...................

[DeadBishop]

EWWWWEWWWWEWWWWWWWW!

[renren]

[Goody]

what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?

[renren]

what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?

Why not both!?
LOL!

[CelticOne]

what is this topic? Derailed or derranged?!?

Why not both!?
LOL!

I was about to say that. 

[MissBubu]

Hey, I'm not the one who posted the picture of two women fighting with cured penile sabers.

[Leyla]

Hey, I'm not the one who posted the picture of two women fighting with cured penile sabers.

Is THAT what those were???  ewwwww

[MissBubu]

Reminds me of a high school spanish class, we were discussing pets and at the time all we had was my brother's aquarium with a couple of african underwater frogs. The teacher asked if they had names, and cajoled me into revealing to the class that he called them "Dill" and "Doh". She was really embarrassed, and part the class was really confused.

[Lord Figaro]

Remember, we are professional derail-rangers, don't try this at home. I missed the one about the Frogs, I gotta say, that was almost a spit take right there. But I just swallowed my drink before I finished the line. WHEW

[groomporter]

I thought it was "we're foolish, risk-taking amateurs, don't try this at home..." 

[Lord Figaro]

That'll work.   

Oh oh, and Miss Bubu, I changed your story a little and turned it into a joke. Hope you don't mind. But hey, if you ever get it emailed to you some day. You'll know who, what, when, where and how it came to be. This was my final draft.

A high school spanish class, was discussing pets and at the time a girl, who's older sisters aquarium had a couple of African underwater frogs. The teacher asked if they had names, and cajoled her into revealing to the class that she called them "Dill" and "Doh". The teacher learned, some questions are better left unasked, and over half the class was really confused.

[Sitara]

I thought it was "we're foolish, risk-taking amateurs, don't try this at home..." 

I thought it was "hold my beer and watch this..."