International Talk Like A Pirate Day

[dragongirl]

In honor of TLAPD:

Top Ten Pickup Lines for the Lady Pirates

By popular demand ...

   1. What are YOU doing here?
   2. Is that a belayin' pin in yer britches, or are ye ... (this one is
never completed)
   3. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
   4. So, tell me, why do they call ye, "Cap'n Feathersword?"
   5. That's quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
   6. Aye, I guarantee ye, I've had a twenty percent decrease in me "lice
ratio!"
   7. I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!
   8. C'mon, lad, shiver me timbers!
   9. RAMMING SPEED!

...and the number one Female Pirate Pick-up Line:

   10. You. Pants Off. Now!

[John]

"My booty!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qiK6_IurUQ&feature=related

[*Teach*]

Spent all day Friday speaking as a pirate
Spent Saturday at Seren being a pirate
Now... I need TRF to start so I can once again be... a pirate
(or as I told my students... It's the time I get to act like meself)

*Didn't tell them the rum part though... to many parent phone calls when I do that*