Comments on Dead Man's Tavern

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

And it's not nearly as ugly as the actual fabric that inspired me!  It may have been outlawed under international treaty.

[Welsh Wench]

Why is it we never seem to run out of ideas here?
Great postings, everyone!
Black Jack, I think I'm in trouble. REAL trouble!

But..I may have a little encounter-hurdle to get through all by me onesy.

[Blackjack Roberts]

Not to worry, Luv.

Ye've a pair 'o Jacks and three Queens, with a King cook kicker. That be a fair hand in any game.

I just had ta bring me own cutlass in ta the tale as well, with a few modifications 'o course.

[Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia]

How did I end up here?  

[Elinor Hakebourne]

That scarf looks like a 1970's Sears kitchen! *insert pukey face here*

Elinor is not playing faire....you'd have to presume that Capt Wench has a heart first.

Oh, you have a heart, I'm assured of that 

And even though that scarf may look like that, it also could be described as the color of "survival and getting off the island the way WW stepped onto it (boots intact)"

[Welsh Wench]

How did I end up here?  

You're travelling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone the Dead Man's Tavern Zone! 

Pull up a hideous beanbag chair and take a load off, Lady Mikayla!

OK everyone hold up! We're talking Captain Wenchie here.. able to leap small boulders in a single bound.
I've got a resourceful trick or two down my bodice (oh, that is SO wenchmouth!) and a few in my boots!
And I've got a surprise visitor I need to go one on one with!

[Lady Mikayla of Phoenicia]

Surely I was indeed pulled in, there must be some vortex at work here...

BTW...LOVE!!! the orange and green scarf!     Retro Baby!!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

I think they call that style "Early Post-modern Putrid". 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
This is your captain speaking.  You remember, the co-captain with what's-her-name?  Please take note of a change in the amount of time we're to stay in La Ville du Traitre.  The time for the ship to be ready was stated as FOUR days in the post with Ahmet the Turk.  In the interest of advancing the original storyline of pursuing and recovering the Knight's Hammer, the time is being shortened to TWO days. 

Make sure you settle up at the gift shop and take a potty break before we go.

Besides, Wenchie's already exhausted my line of credit at the bazaar.   

[Welsh Wench]

'What do you mean, you want 12.00 a yard for this silk? Why, I can go to the booth of Hancock and get it for...HOLY CRAP! The ship is leaving without me!'

*Wench shoves the silk back into Omar the Tentmaker's arms and runs towards the dock waving her hands*
STOP! WAIT!

OW! Damn boot heel!

*Wench LIMPS towards the dock waving her hands*
STOP! WAIT!


OK so Mad Jack has the keys to the ship...

I agree that we should move the story along. Otherwise my Visa is no good we will only get in trouble.

Amazing how some bribery will hurry craftsmanship along....

[Blackjack Roberts]

I should have Malcolm dragged back to the ship before midnight tonight, so that will leave about twenty four hours leeway.

This could get real interesting real quick.

[Welsh Wench]

Wonder if I have time to go back to Omar's booth..

Hey, Omar! Do you honour competitor's coupons? 

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

I hope Ahmet's men installed those extra cup holders I asked for... 

[Welsh Wench]

..and the heated towel racks!
Did they fix the leaky faucet in the marble tub and reglaze the skylights?

Oh wait..this isn't the Knight Hammer!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Again with the towel racks?  The French doors weren't enough?