Comments on Dead Man's Tavern

[lilaney]

Hmm.. I have some old stuff that I might pitch into that auction.
Could use the money for a new hat.

[Hibernian]

Oh well played all!

Heads up guys, Kate and I are heading to the ship but I suspect we'll be closely followed by our new "friends." I don't supppose someone could create a diversion or some sort of road block to give us a little breathing room?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

There are always the swivel guns mounted on the gunwales.  They're only 2-pounders, but they'll get your attention at a decent range.  And the gun crew are quite handy with them.  Would that do? 

[Blackjack Roberts]

Would ye mind aimin' them two pounders a bit higher, Captain?

Me poor heads had just about as much knockin' around as it can take.

It's amazin' how fast a monk with bad knees can run when a whole island of pirates are right behind 'Im.

[Hibernian]

*meanwhile, in the store just down the alley*

"Excuse me, I'd like to buy 10,000 marbles please."

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Where are those cats when we need them?!  If they routed the English, they should be able to annoy pirates... 

[Welsh Wench]

OFFICER! THEY'RE LOOTING THE FOOD KING DEAD MAN'S TAVERN, LA VILLE DU TRAITRE OUTLET #1!!

[Elinor Hakebourne]

I hope I didn't make things too quick, but I got on a roll (gosh, it feels good to write in DMT again!)

[Welsh Wench]

How wonderful to see everyone back again.
Now let's haul arse out of here!

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

It was just right, Elinor!  Glad to have you back!

Time for Briggs to show why he's second - or is that third now? - in command. 

[Blackjack Roberts]

I hope I didn't make things too quick, but I got on a roll (gosh, it feels good to write in DMT again!)

Ye got our collective backsides back aboard the ship didn't ye, Luv?

Good ta see ye back!!!

* huff huff *

Bloody shop were all out a marbles, too! Ya'd think at least one of the so called pirates on this isle would have plundered a Toys-Arrrrrr-Us shipment! But nooooooo!

[Hibernian]

Nice to see you Elinor....

Damm it Blackjack, it hurts to laugh when I'm still gulping air from that run. "Toys-Arrrrrr-Us" I love it!

[Welsh Wench]

I guess I should have said "OFFICER! OFFICER! THEY'RE LOOTING THE FOOD KING ST DIMAS!"

I am sure the captain (take your pick, the soft, curvy captain or the one loaded with testosterone) will make sure we are all present and accounted for.

WEIGH ANCHOR! HAUL ARSE!

Or as Captain Wench would say, 'Jack, will you pick up that anchor? I'd do it myself but I don't want to break a fingernail.'

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

My pick is the soft, curvy one, but I'm biased that way...   

Looks like Ahmet will have to wait to get paid, again.  It's not him I'm worried about.  It's all those shopkeepers in the bazaar! 

[Blackjack Roberts]

Nice to see you Elinor....

Damm it Blackjack, it hurts to laugh when I'm still gulping air from that run. "Toys-Arrrrrr-Us" I love it!

Me apologies, Brother Tim. Didn't do so good on the haulin' arrrrrse part meself......Have ta cut back on them black tobacco cigarrrrs.

Think I'll just lay here on the deck and gasp like a fish out 'a water fer a moment.