Fairfax Needs Some Frakkin Clothes

[Duke Fairfax]

I normally don't ask.  I tend to keep to myself.  ...but, because I have people riding me about this, I am asking.

It has been quite some time since Duke Fairfax had some new raiments.  The Duke has also put on a little weight (re: he's a fat cow now), so that is a factor now as well.  The problem is that I cannot pay for a costume to get made per se.  I can pay for materials, but the labor would kill me.  I plan on also getting new boots and accessories this offseason so Fairfax actually looks more...Dukish.  So, if anyone out there would be willing to help in this endeavor, please e-mail me at dukefairfax(AT)gmail(DOT)com.

Thanks for reading

[nliedel]

Happy to help if you would like me to. It's not like I have a life By the way, you are most certainly, NOT a  fat cow. Sheesh.

[L Dale Walter]

The Duke has also put on a little weight (re: he's a fat cow now), so that is a factor now as well.

Head ye to the gym young man!  You will save money on food too.

LDW

[LadyAnn]

I've seen him in mundane and looks fine... No gym needed.

[Cyron]

lol true ldw.. but to be honest i have no idea who he even is.

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

Duke Fairfax's New Clothes?

I know none of the ladies would object should you go that route.

[Lord Virgil]

Cyron,

Lord Fairfax is our Master of Revels.  He's the one in the queen's entourage that has the long dark hair usually wearing a gold colored outfit and is always being threatened with the queen's count to three!  In the pre-opening skit, he's the one that this year was put in charge of security and everyone laughs thinking they're joking.

[nliedel]

Because Fairfax is an idiot. Not in real life, of course (he's my boss and therefore brilliant), but in character, dumber than Fortissima.

He insists he's in gold. I say he's more saffron, than Saffron.

[RingLady]

He shot Red Shoes!

[nliedel]

He shot Red Shoes!

Well Lord knows, someone had too. It was only a matter of time till CAPTAIN Pandora keel-hauled him, or he was run through.

[nliedel]

Duke Fairfax's New Clothes?

I know none of the ladies would object should you go that route.

Fairfax would fall for it, but Brian would not. He's smart. Now, if we got him drunk...and pretended just right and got the other directors involved...

[Captain Cornelius Howard Duckman]

So, i should bring the full gallon of watermelon cordial then?

[Duke Fairfax]

What are we forgetting, kids?

That's right.

Brian doesn't drink.

[Katie Bookwench]

But I'd be willing to bet Fairfax drinks like a fish....


what with the pressures of Duke-hood....

and the village to protect....

and having to avoid hearing my stories...

and putting up with my sister...

yep. I'll bet he knocks a back a few. 

[Talolin]

Sheesh, Katie...  After that list, now *I* want a drink!