Retirement Plan

[Peddlin]

Retirement planning...
•         If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
•         With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
•         With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
•         If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $44.00 left.
•         If you had purchased United Airlines, you would have nothing left.
•         But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, Drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

This is called the 401-Keg Plan

[Scotsman]

Hmmm .... I say I am worth a whole bunch right now ... thanks for giving my life new meaning!

[Noble Dreg]

But I only drink beer from bottles...

[Muffin]

I knew there was a way!!!! 

[Sir William Marcus]

Thats Awesome!  Thanks Peddlin!

[Peddlin]

You are all very welcome, and Noble Dreg, you might want to reconsider the bottles.

[maelstrom0370]

Michigan has a .10 cent deposit so I'd end up with $100 but that's still more than anything else listed!!

[Peddlin]

Yes, and obviously, you are very resourceful. We are so proud!   

[maelstrom0370]

ummm...ok