Random Quotes

[Demetrius]

All that is necessary for good to triumph is for evil people to do nothing. 

-anon

[Molden]

Feelings of Superiority and Inferiority are the same...

they BOTH come from fear.

                                - Anon

[Seamus Ex Machina]

Never wrestle a pig in the mud. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

~~Unknown

 

Hmmmm......

[Seamus Ex Machina]

'I'm a great housekeeper.  Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.'


                Zsa Zsa Gabor

[Rani Zemirah]

Suppose that we are wise enough to learn and know -- and yet not wise enough to control our learning and knowledge, so that we use it to destroy ourselves? Even if that is so, knowledge remains better than ignorance. It is better to know -- even if the knowledge endures only for the moment that comes before destruction -- than to gain eternal life at the price of a dull and swinish lack of comprehension of a universe that swirls unseen before us in all its wonder. That was the choice of Achilles, and it is mine, too.

~Isaac Asimov

[Demetrius]

There are huge chunks of time at night where I'm just asleep. For hours. It's ridiculous.

-Christopher Walken on SNL

[Tom]

"Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve" - Erich Fromm

[Invy]

"My way is simple: Ritualistic worship, psionic enslavement, blood sacrifice, and treating all who oppose you with brutal savagery. Simplicity - that's the key to success!"

[Count Adolfo]

Never wrestle a pig in the mud. You both get dirty and the pig enjoys it.

~~Unknown

 

Hmmmm......

She said a pig, not a sheep, Seamus...
or a kilt boy
though... it would work just as well with a kiltboy, doesn't it?



OK... a random quote?

"I'm sorry I'm not better looking"
Adam Sandler... to Drew Barrymore in 50 First Dates

[Rani Zemirah]

The only difference between a flower and a weed is...... Judgment

~Anonymous

[Invy]

"Smoking cigars is like falling in love. First, you are attracted by its shape; you stay for its flavor, and you must always remember never, never to let the flame go out!"
Winston Churchill

[NoBill Lurker]

Substantialiscious \sub-'stan(t)-shu-'li-shus\
(noun) The weight of something when you weigh it with your tongue.

From the inside of a "SNICKERS" candy bar wrapper...

[Welsh Wench]

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of s***.

~~Unknown

[brier patch charlie]

Oh, Welsh Wench, how true how true!

[Dracconia]

When the people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people, there is liberty. Thomas Jefferson