FOKTOP News

[Queen Bonnie]

 Peeps are evil! The word must be spread! Huzzah Var!

[Var Greyshadow]

Well, he was green, not purple, but seemed perfectly willing to deal with the Peeps.  Probably a cousin!

[Var Greyshadow]

At last, I have posted my RenDezvous pictures and can offer proof of Gimli's unwavering dedication to FOKTOP.

On Saturday morning, he captured these green Peeps:



On Sunday, a troop of yellow Peeps failed in their attempt to infiltrate Tailgate:



Not only did Gimli spear three of them, our beloved Empress Blue captured one and hung it as a warning to all other Peeps:

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah to Gimli and Blue! Great pictures Var!!! Kill the PEEPS!

[Count Adolfo]

Aye... that weapon of Gimli's seems imbued with anti-Peep magic for it nearly always finds itself with three of the vile beasts impaled upon its points.

[PyroMaster]

The PEEP ATOMIZER is primed for opening weekend of TRF.  The closing boom of the first day will herald the demise of at least a dozen of the pesky critters.

Hardly a drop in the peep ocean, but at least these won't be coming back.   

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Pyromaster! I can always count on you to send peeps into space- while providing much beauty for those watching.! I am sure the peep world will be quivering in terror! I will be laughing with delight!  Huzzah FOKTOP!!! Death to Peeps! Even one gone is a triumph for our side! grammercy!

[Taffy Saltwater]

Here comes the ... peeps?

[Count Adolfo]

Taffy, my Ministry has examined the evidence you have so kindly and expertly provided and have generated the following report which, Majesty, I believe you will find most interesting:


Wedding of Baron Leopeep von Peepenstein.

Coordinating with the amazing and talented spy network of FOKTOP and gathering information from all other Ministries within the Shire, our experts have concluded that this imagery is from the wedding of one Baron Leopeep von Peepenstein.  The Peep Chancellor's nephew is also a key advisor to Crown Prince Peeper von Peep and is suspected of genetic experimentation using Indentured Peeps and various other horrific beasts to create cross-breeds to aid in their fight against us.
At the top of the Peepestal is the Baron himself with his new bride to be, Peepina.  She is said to be as ruthless and twisted as the Baron so has been declared dangerous to FOKTOP knights everywhere.

On the next tier down you'll notice the personal retinue of the Baron... all taken from the Peepulace of the Barony of Peepenstein.  Note how they are kept beneath but close to the Baron... and within the ring of Peepguards... seen on the next tier down in Battle Blue.
Finally, assembled as close as the guards will allow them to get to the newlywed Peepensteins are the thralls, the masses, the enthusiastic to the point of zealous fans and followers of this sick duo.

I am in awe of Taffy's skill at getting as close as she did to capture this portrait!

Be aware that the Baron, being Chancellor Peepenheimer's favourite nephew, is under his personal protection and often has Royal Peep Brigade guards at his disposal.  Any FOKTOP knight attempting to rid the world of the dangerous Peepenstein should make sure to attempt the assault in numbers, as you could easily find yourself outflanked if not.  Captivity to Peeps is torturous and it's unlikely any FOKTOP agent would be granted mercy of any kind.

Elimination of the Baron and Baroness, though, should be a top priority of FOKTOP.


Well, that's the extent of the report at this time.  If any knights or agents have any other knowledge to share, please get it to me via the Ministry of Anti Peep Propaganda.
We are winning the war... but until we fully understand the vile monsters that are the Peeps... we can never have total victory.

Long Live The Queen!
Long Live FOKTOP!

Count Adolfo Ludovico DiCesare DiAmore
Minister of Anti-Peep Propaganda

[Queen Bonnie]

 OH My!!! That is a horrific sight!
We must get rid of these abominations!
Consulting my spell book to see what I can add! Arise FOKTOP and vanquish this evil foe!
Did anyone think of an incendiary device in the cake? Bombe surprise? A BIG  Boom would make me feel better after seeing that. We are most pleased at the vigilance of FOKTOP! Huzzah Taffy and Count Adolfo!
kill the evil peeps!

[Taffy Saltwater]

Being the skulky type, this was a google find.

[Var Greyshadow]

Ghost Peeps were sighted lurking on the lower shelves of the Halloween decor at Michael's this weekend.  Fortunately, they were still packaged and did not attempt to assault my feet.  Due to the amount of rain we were getting, I did have on boots and could have squished them if they had tried anything.  (Is Gore-Tex Peep-proof?)

[Hector]

Sounds like yet another valiant conquest Var!  I did not realize you traveled with a Peep Ecto Trap!  Quite resourceful of you.  Knight Venkman would be proud! 

Who is this "Michael"?  Is he giving safe harbor to members of the evil peep empire?  The pirate brigade is assembling this weekend in Myers Fort and shall be at the ready shall we be needed to wipe out this vile nest of peep harboring scum.  We will be at the Pub awaiting your recommendation. 

[Count Adolfo]

Word to the wise... make the recommendation early
not long at the Pub and even the best of us in FOKTOP start to get... well...

[Lady Ellie]

My dear friends and Queen of the shire. I also found the ghostly peeps and some orange ones too at a local store. When saw I them they were still in the package but the urge to stomp them was strong. I stayed far away from them as possible. Be aware that they seem to coming out for all hallows eve. I think we need to build a big bonfire and and show them what can happen if they think to bother anybody. Anybody for roasting a few peeps?