FOKTOP News

[Queen Bonnie]

 I have recruited a lot of members for FOKTOP!
Peeps! Their evil knows no bounds! now a store? Not NPR too? DRAT!
Be vigilant Foktop! Kill the Peeps! Stop the evil! Huzzah!

[Count Adolfo]

Long Live the Queen!
Long Live FOKTOP!

Majesty, in my mundane subterfuge, masquerading as an "employee", I didst see the most troubling thing...

You see, I have been undercover at an office where I had heard rumblings that Peeps may be operating.
Upon being assigned to a "superior" (worry not, my true fealty lies not with her) I discovered that she refers to us, her "team", as her "peeps"
This led me to believe that I was on the right track and recently this may have been confirmed, for one of my "co-workers" didst present her with PEEPS for Christmas!
I considered destroying them on the spot but knew this wouldst certainly compromise my cover (and of course likely get me fired and that'd be no fun) so I simply snarled and scowled and turned my back lest the PEEPS see me and recognize me.

They have infiltrated virtually every level of the mundane society, Majesty
I fear the mundanes will be lost to us unless we can discover the source of their evil plot and vanquish it!

I KNOW we have the knights to do it.

[Queen Bonnie]

 This is indeed very upsetting news Count Adolfo!
I knew things were TOO Quiet! Drat!
I am busy recruiting more and more good knights to our valiant cause of stamping out and obliterating the Evil PEEPS! They may have us out numbered- but RIGHT shall prevail!
Keep up the good work!
Kill the PEEPS! Huzzah FOKTOP!

[Anna Iram]

Your Majesty, a very startling thing has just occured in myne own home. Whilst indulging in a bit of spring cleaning I did come upon a Peep in hiding. A very hard and crusty old fellow and I wonder if perhaps he is not one of the escaped prisoners from last seasons capture and interogation, lying in wait these long months and hoping to wreck havoc upon this new season of faire. One did go missing and I was accused, by my piratical cousin Rose, of having eaten him. Hmmm...mayhaps if I interrogate him myself and learn of his evil plan I might reddeem myself. He has been captured and placed in bondage until I can decide how best to deal with him.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah Anna and well done. Watch out. Those old crusty peeps are wily!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Be vigilant FOKTOP! The time of the peeps massing is approaching!
I will be making sure not on the evil peeps infiltrate Sherwood Forrest faire!
I will be adding to our numbers to vanquish the evil Peeps! Huzzah FOKTOP! Kill the peeps! Any good peep torture going on?

[Queen Bonnie]

 Easter weekend is coming up soon! We must do all we can to stop the pastel evil of the Peeps from spreading!
Arise FOKTOP! Kill the peeps!
No peeps seen at Sherwood forest faire- yet!

[iain robb]

Alas, that it were so everywhere, Queen Bonnie. Just this past day at BARF, I was accosted by the Queen, who upon seeing my FOKTOP badge, loudly and proudly proclaimed that she was a friend of peeps. Later in that same day I saw her carrying what could only be described as a ragged horde of them on sticks. Alas, she was moving too quickly through the crowd that I was unable to intervene.

[Queen Bonnie]

 I am very sad that the Royalty of BARF does not support our Noble cause to rid the world of sticky pastel sweetness - evil Peeps! Alas! I hope the peeps on sticks were impaled?  We are hoping your Good Queen may see the error of her ways.

[iain robb]

Although they were on sticks, impaled is not the right term. The peeps, evil creatures that they are, seemed to be enjoying it.

[Marietta Graziella]

She did, in her own way, rid the world of these offending beasts.  She loves them long enough to see them gone!  LOL
uh, I mean, arrr!  Foul creatures of evil!

[Count Adolfo]

I did all I could, Majesty

I told her that Peeps killed Julius Caesar

(Ette Tu Peeps!)


And that they were responsible for the Plague...

but she was undeterred!

[Queen Bonnie]

 Alas!  The  Evil Peeps have brainwashed your Good Queen! Consuming them? We shall send her healing vibes.  Grammercy for trying to get her to change her ways.  Huzzah to all the brave and valiant knights of FOKTOP!  Go forth and kill the Peeps!  Pastels! ARGGH!

[Sir Martin]

I've had the pleasure of meeting the Queen at BARF and she is a most elegant lady.  I'm certain that her court and followers will continue to advise her on the evil of those marshmallow monstrocities!

Your magick is most powerful, Queen Bonnie.  Although we were not able to look in every shoppe at Sherwood, we did not notice any peeps in that magical kingdom.  Good thing too, because I purchased a new sword at Sherwood and would have gladly used it to slay any peeps who attempted to spoil the fun.

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah! The only peeps I saw were dead peeps on the belt of one of our brave Foktop ladies! HUZZAH!
Sherwood is happily Peep free!
  my good friend Robin Hood would shoot any peeps he sees!  The pirates would cleave them with cutlasses and no idea what manner of magic the fae might use on them/
No peeps at Sherwood! Come and Enjoy!