FOKTOP News

[Queen Bonnie]

 LOLOLOL!!! I LOVE FOKTOP Division 6! HUZZAH and well done! Now I will have a smile on my face all day!

[Dustin]

Landlord wins Peep eviction case

[Queen Bonnie]

 Huzzah for that verdict! Can we get that landlord to join FOKTOP? Down with peeps.

[Anna Iram]

Your Majesty, it appears the Peeps are learning to cook. Peeps pies, Peeps soups, is a Peeps diner just around the corner?

http://www.marshmallowpeeps.com/recipes

[Queen Bonnie]

 OH NOOOO! That is truly scary.  The recipes sound disgusting.
  As usual the Evil Peeps have been busy!
Be vigilant FOKTOP!
I have a few recipes myself. Dead peep puree!
   Tortured peep torte! . Help me out FOKTOP knights!

[Rani Zemirah]

Minced peep pie, perhaps? Pierced peep pudding?  Pickled peeps feet? Peep ala Gaul (flambe)?  Mashed peeps, stuffed peeps, roasted peeps and peep shish kebab!!! 

All seem to be suitably painful ways to prepare the little buggers... but who on earth would want eat them?  *shudder*  (Anna, be strong!  No back-sliding, now...)

[Anna Iram]

MMMM...Bacon flavored Peeps might be good...Umm.... I mean ICK!!! Ptpppt... blech! ....?? 

[Rani Zemirah]

It's those insidious chocolate flavored peeps!  Gives me a toothache just thinking about them!!! 

Is there a Peeps Anonymous circle anywhere near you Anna?  I fear you are in dire need of a gathering!!! 

[Anna Iram]

I got tossed out last year when they found me passing a flask of Peep-Tini's in the back row, *sigh*

I'm such a sucker for a sweet talking Peep.  

with aplogies to the below mentioned artists.
SWEET TALKIN' Peeps
(Doug Morris / Eliot Greenberg)
The Chiffons


Sweet talking peep, talking sweet kinda lies
Don't you believe in him, if you do he'll make you cry
He'll send you flowers and paint the town with another gal
He's a sweet talkin' Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
But he's my kind of Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)

Sweeter than sugar, kisses like wine (oh he's so fine)
Don't let him under your skin, cause you'll never win (no you'll
never win)
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way
He's a sweet talkin' Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)
But he's my kind of Peep (sweet talkin' Peep)

Why do I love him like I do?



He's a sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin' (sweet talkin')
Peep

Stay away from him, stay away from him, don't believe his lyin'
No you'll never win, no you'll never win, loser's in for cryin'
Don't give him love today, tomorrow he's on his way
He's a sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin' (sweet talkin')
sweet talkin' (sweet talkin') sweet talkin'
(sweet talkin')Peep

Stay away from him (sweet sweet, sweet talkin' Peep)
No no no you'll never win (sweet sweet, sweet talkin' Peep)...

[Rani Zemirah]

Lies, Anna... all lies!!!  They only tell you what you want to hear, then leave you with an ache in your belly, and most likely one in your teeth, as well!!!  What's worse... they tell all their nasty little peep friends, and even pass around (gasp) PICTURES!!!  The ones that titillate them the most are the close up shots of lips lightly dusted with colored sugar crystals...  (I hear they even post them on the magic box so peeps all over the world can see them!!!)

Pink perversion wrapped in cellophane, I tell you!!!  

[Anna Iram]

Umm...*gulp* I think I may have just been cured. *especially that cellophane wrapper part.* 

Ever think of opening up your own halfway house Rani? 

[Rani Zemirah]

Shock treatment... it tends to leave a much longer lasting impression than coddling.    

Just remember... just because you don't see the camera, doesn't mean it's not there . . .  


Please forgive me for posting the peep porn, but I just thought you might need a little visual reinforcement...


Those little pink pervs are wily, I tell ya'!  

[Anna Iram]

Okay...I think I'm properly freaked out now.... 

[Rani Zemirah]

Sooo... no more back-sliding, then? 

[Queen Bonnie]

 No backsliding allowed. Dark chocolate is better and cures Peep Addiction.