Seasons greetings for the Politically Correct

[Edward de Johns]

     Best wishesfor an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your particular choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice thier own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all.

Additionally, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our great society, without regard to race, creed, color, religion or sexual orientation.

     (Discalimer: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawl.  It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)


Ná merye i turuhalmeri! ('may the christmas days be joyful'. )


Sir Edward

[Muffin]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Sounds about right!!! 

[lilaney]

It's.. its like a Hallmark card   

When you simply do not know just the right thing to say.

Thank you!

[Marietta Graziella]

Merrilly Happy Chrismakwanzikah!   

[BLAKDUKE]

BAH   HUMBUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taffy Saltwater]

& a Mele Kalikimaka to you, too!

[Celtic Lady]

I'm not of the politically correct persuasion when it comes to the holiday season. So on that note Merry Christmas to you.

[Tammy]

Happy Yule or Happy Winter Solstice to ya!!!

[Martin Montgomery]

 There is a song by The Therapy Sisters called "Happy Whatever Your Having!" (Politicly Incorrect,but Funny)

[Peddlin]

Well said. Merry Everything to you all!   

[Lord Figaro]

Have a happy (insert whatever your having here)

[Anna Iram]

There is a song by The Therapy Sisters called "Happy Whatever Your Having!" (Politicly Incorrect,but Funny)

This made me laugh. Makes me wonder at all the possibilities. Perhaps:

Merry Disfunctional Family Gathering to You...

Or:

Happy Holiday Meltdown.

[Tipsy Gypsy]

[Demetrius]

Tannenbaum, O Tannenbaum,
Warum hast du etwas gegen mich?
Nicht wahr?    

[The Amadan]

Holiday Wishes!

Please accept with no obligation implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, as well as other fourth quater celebrations, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...

... as well as a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great, (not to imply that we are necessarily greater than any other country or is the we are the only country in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.

This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

Cheers!

[Rani Zemirah]

Same to you... (if that's acceptable to you, of course!!!)