Auditions for '09 Questions

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I think I'll audition for faire and audition to be Demetrius and work at burning the none-hair off my hairs, and eating... I mean cooking Yakitori chicken all day. Then I will go and get married to my sister

[Moldy Forest]

I like the Jonas brother- just one. I heard that he knows Moldy and wants to audition at CRF this year. Perhaps he can run the giant hamster ride.

Oh no you found out about our plan to overtake the hamster ride at CRF! My sisters love the Jonas Brothers and Hanna Montana, but they are better than Britney Spears or rap atleast. While using star treky voice- "Must fight.. to keep songs.. out of head..."

Come to think of it, a very large hamster ball might be a quick way to get around at faire- especially if you were to start at the top near the Puke-N-Snot stage.

Hannah Montana! Yippie!!   When you wish upon a star....

Of course there is the chance your ball could get stuck in the mud and you will be captured and sold.

[Zoë]

I like the Jonas brother- just one. I heard that he knows Moldy and wants to audition at CRF this year. Perhaps he can run the giant hamster ride.

Oh no you found out about our plan to overtake the hamster ride at CRF! My sisters love the Jonas Brothers and Hanna Montana, but they are better than Britney Spears or rap atleast. While using star treky voice- "Must fight.. to keep songs.. out of head..."

Come to think of it, a very large hamster ball might be a quick way to get around at faire- especially if you were to start at the top near the Puke-N-Snot stage.

Hannah Montana! Yippie!!   When you wish upon a star....

Of course there is the chance your ball could get stuck in the mud and you will be captured and sold.

And you'd have to work even harder to get back up the hill! 

[Mischief Snicklebritches]

especially if you got stuck in that mud again....should it be the one day that it is down pouring...you'd just be spinning your wheel...?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

especially if you got stuck in that mud again....should it be the one day that it is down pouring...you'd just be spinning your wheel...?

Or in this case... BALL 

[Demetrius]

Perhaps a huge rubber band at main gate?

[Moldy Forest]

There could be slingshot locations around faire, though I'm pretty sure thats a lawsuit waiting to happen. Theres always that one person.

[Demetrius]

There could be slingshot locations around faire, though I'm pretty sure thats a lawsuit waiting to happen. Theres always that one person.

One extra sling shot- for that person... ?

[Moldy Forest]

There could be slingshot locations around faire, though I'm pretty sure thats a lawsuit waiting to happen. Theres always that one person.

One extra sling shot- for that person... ?

I meant "that one person" as the one who would get hurt and sue. The people who put a damper on all the fun stuff because they're boring.

[Aislynn]

Perhaps a huge rubber band at main gate?

Oh maybe this is the REAL reason there is a catapult at the gate...

[Francisco Paula]

But isn't a catapult for tossing cats....i mean it is called a CATapult. 

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

But isn't a catapult for tossing cats....i mean it is called a CATapult. 

HUZZAH to hurling cats

No I do not like cats!!! But that doesn't mean i'd be cruel to them.

[Moldy Forest]

I hate it when cats hurl- tis quite nasty.

[Demetrius]

There could be slingshot locations around faire, though I'm pretty sure thats a lawsuit waiting to happen. Theres always that one person.

One extra sling shot- for that person... ?

I meant "that one person" as the one who would get hurt and sue. The people who put a damper on all the fun stuff because they're boring.

Yes, so we have to make sure it is strong enough to launch them far far away- away from the lawers lair...

Perhaps we could employ the hamster launch for the cat astrophy?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Would they go CAT-atonic if they where launched by the Cat-apult thus causing a huge Cat-astrophy?

If a thousand cats where stacked on top of each other would that make a CAT-o=piller?

OK enough stupid puns by me