Royal Order of Landsharks

[Martin Montgomery]

 Long Time no post here!! Happy New Year and Phins Forever UP

[Queen Bonnie]

 Much fun and booty for all the Landsharks in the New Year! rum too! YO HO!

[Taffy Saltwater]

Let's hear it for booty!  Phins WAY Up on this one!

[LadyShadow]

I totally second that one.  My Phins are WAY up.   

[MacLaren]

Whew!!! It's colder than Davey Jones' locker out!! There's something to be said about being inside where it's warm. Did I hear something about booty? Is it warm and cooperative?

[Rani Zemirah]

Warm and cooperative booty??? Beats cold and combative, I guess, but what kind of treasure gets warm and cooperative??? Exactly what kind of gems would it contain?? Would it lead you to it instead of making you follow a map?

Oh yeah, it's fairly cold here, also...  maybe I need to do a little treasure hunting, too...? 

[MacLaren]

Held in properly firm, but gentle hands all booty, er, treasure, warms. All true treasure lets you know how to find it, the trick is to.....can't give all the secrets away, now can I?

[Rani Zemirah]

Oh no fair!    And here I thought we shared a moment at the party on NYE... you probably don't even remember whispering in my ear, though... (sigh)

And you won't even share this little secret with me...     Even though I could probably use a little warm and cooperative booty er, treasure... more than anyone else you could name!!!

[MacLaren]

If I ever whispered in anyone's ear, I'd remember yours. Wait, I do remember!

Part of finding the best booty, er, treasure, is to never, EVER play fair! I think we may be in the same proverbial boat. If our ships cross paths, maybe that could be remedied?

[Rani Zemirah]

Oh but you did... however, perhaps I should remind you of the circumstances... You were holding the phone at the time, I was on the other end, and you were barely holding yourself upright...  LOL 

I believe you had been having quite a lot of fun just recently (since it was about 12:15am), and you mentioned you were hoping to have company when you went out to sleep in the backseat!!!   

I'll have to keep your proposition in mind, in case I'm ever in your neck of the... harbor. I think I need a bit of a corrupting influence, anyway, since I tend to go for the fair play first and think of the personal gain only later. Maybe I need some pillage and plunder practice?!? It's about time I got a little booty treasure... for myself!

Question is... am I pirate enough to keep it all for myself, or will I play fair and share...?

[MacLaren]

Oh, I remember, dear. Believe me I remember.

I seem to remember being half carried inside around 3, and definitely woke up alone. Damned Scotch, after something sweet(Loki?), after champagne, after beer, after Scotch, after beer got me.

Ah, but you miss one thing about pirates. Playing "fair" isn't in the "code", but between pirates(two, anyway), sharin' is a must. Pillagin' can be quite the adventure! Don't let yer mind go where the typing just went.......it just doesn't sound right typed out. It sounded better rattlin' 'round the dustbowl.

[Rani Zemirah]

At least you made it to midnight!!! Zaubon didn't even think you would be able to hold the phone!!!  ROFL 

I think I could be up for a little adventure sometime soon! It's been far too long... So, there seems to be a lot to remember about all this pillagin' an' plunderin' stuff! Maybe I need an instructor?

[MacLaren]

These bones were going from 5AM as usual. Rack time is typically early, so making Midnight is a feat for sure!

Instructin'? Hmm, not sure I'd be the best at teachin' the pillagin' an' plunderin', but the adventurin' would sure be fun sometime!

[Rani Zemirah]

LOL   I'm fairly well up on all the adventurin' techniques (remind me to tell you some of those stories sometime!), but maybe there's something I can learn from you about booty er, treasure?!? Like this handling technique for warming it... what's up with that???


ROFL!!!

[MacLaren]

I wouldn't want to go to me quarters without tellin' ye I must get a bit o' rest. I'd be happy to show you how to warm the, uh......later. It requires instruction.

Anyway, there's a bit o' loot to be had at dawn, and any good captain leads the charge into piratin'!

There better be rum and cheeseburgers or there'll be Hell to pay!

Full sails and fair seas everyone!

PHINS UP!!!