THE BLUE PLAGUE

[Lady Nicolette]

I keep wondering when he'll end up on Letterman...

[Lady_Lily]

It starts slowly...one victim at a time:


Then spreads even further



Soon it takes over restaurants



and rampages villages



And when the day is done:

[Welsh Wench]

You mean instead of the Spanish Flu we now have the Norwegian BLUE?

[Captain Jack Wolfe]

Actually, he's a Karaoke Blue.  He only sings when he's drunk, and then it's off key.

[Lady Nicolette]

Of course, there are a LOT of blue songs to choose from:

Bluebird (a natural!)
Blue Skies
Behind Blue Eyes
Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue?
Blue Moon
Blue Velvet
Blue Christmas
Devil With A Blue Dress
Blue Suede Shoes
Blue Eyes Cryin' In The Rain...

[Athena]

True Blue
Blue on Black
Blue Hotel
Blue Monday
My Blue Heaven
Blueberry Hill
I Guess That's Why They Call it the Blues

[Lady Renee Buchanan]

You mean instead of the Spanish Flu we now have the Norwegian BLUE?

Or else the (Blue) Bird Flu -- the next pandemic.

[Hibernian]

"You're my boy Blue!"

[Welsh Wench]

Ooh-hoo, squawky Blue
Lives his life from inside of a bodice
Hides that beak when he's searchin' for booze
Oooh, Squawky, you're not so down

You like your life in a free-form style
You'll take an inch but you'd love a mile
There never seems to be quite enough
Floating around to fill your lovin' cup

Ooh-hoo, Squawky Blue
What's a game, bird, if you never lose
Ask a winner and you'll prob'bly find
Ooh Squawky, they've lost at sometime

Don't try to tell me that you're not aware
Of what you're doing and that you don't care
You say it's easy, just a nat'ral thing
Like finding rum but you never drink

Ooh-hoo, Squawky Blue
Making wishes that never come true
Going places where you've never been
Ooh Squawky, you're going again


Ooh-hoo, Squawky Blue
Likes a drink that can never come true
Drinking rum is like siftin' through sand
Ooh Squawky, it slips through your beak

Ev'ry day, in your X-stitched eyes
I watch the sun set but I don't see it rise
Moonlight and stars in your strawberry wine
You'd take the world but you won't take the time

Ooh-hoo, Squawky Blue
Lives his life from inside of a bodice
Makes you think that his life is a drag
Oooh Squawky, what fun you have had!

Sure this song sucks...that is the beauty of it! What do you expect in five minutes?
Lennon-McCartney?

[Blackjack Roberts]

It seems we have inspired a case of the Moody Blues Blue-dy Muse.