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I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!

Started by *Teach*, January 14, 2009, 08:06:31 PM

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Peddlin

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!     :o
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Amyj

Has anyone seen the Sci Fi network "if" promo that has a magician blowing in a chihuahua's butt and turning it into a balloon animal???  Ewwww, Naaaaaswssssssttttttyyyyyyyy!!
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MacLaren

Hell, I thought that one was funny!! Firebreathing Chihuahua, they're all hot air anyway, why not just say it!

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Lady Neysa

Quote from: Drake Starsong on January 29, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
I'm always annoyed by the Enzyme commercials , that guy creeps me out, I feel like the commercial will end in a preview for a new horror movie where he uses Enzyme to enhance himself and then lures woman to his chambers and murder them, all with that creepy smile... *shiver* and that damn whistle jingle, it sticks with you well after the commercial..dangnubbit IM WHISTLING IT!

What, you don't like Bob and his big boost of confidence?    :o

Queen Bonnie

 I will not buy Charmin because of the horrible "Please Don't Squeeze The Charmin" Commercials from a million years ago.
The Enzyte ones are horrible too.  Most commercials are horrible!
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heavy_hammer

There's a new one I saw today with a bunch of screaming women. I think it was about some 100 calorie cookie or something. I think they missed the mark though because the second time it came on, I actually turned the channel for 30 seconds or so. Just so I didn't have to go through it again.

Celtic Lady

Quote from: Amyj on January 30, 2009, 09:15:20 AM
Has anyone seen the Sci Fi network "if" promo that has a magician blowing in a chihuahua's butt and turning it into a balloon animal???  Ewwww, Naaaaaswssssssttttttyyyyyyyy!!
I wholeheartedly agree with you AmyJ. I hate that one as well. They've produced far better ones than that.

Elizabeth Talbot, Countess of Shrewsbury

Haha! The Shamwow Guy is pushing a new product!

The SLAPCHOP!!!
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heavy_hammer

Glad to see he's not just annoying the chamois challenged.

wyckdblyss

Can anyone tell me why local car dealers insist on making REALLY STUPID commercials?? If I am exposed to the one with the guy who pops in singing "Drive", and the other songs again....Anyone who lives in the Houston area will probably know exactly which one I am talking about...it is on constantly
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Lady Neysa

Yes, I hate those localized homemade commercials.   I just don't feel very confident buying car insurance from a company that makes commercials using scantily clad dancing women. Guys might like it just fine, but I still wouldn't want to buy car insurance from them!

jinx

Quote from: Lady Everclear on February 01, 2009, 11:45:05 PM
Haha! The Shamwow Guy is pushing a new product!

The SLAPCHOP!!!

Okay, but while I hate him as the ShamWOW guy, I really, really adore him as the SlapChop guy.

Why?  Because of the lines he can deliver with a straight face.

Seriously. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs
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Peddlin

Did I hear him say, "You're gonna love my nuts?"
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Trillium

I don't like the new Geico commercials with the creepy eyes with money...   Bring back the gecko!
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Quote from: Drake Starsong on January 29, 2009, 08:26:32 AM
I'm always annoyed by the Enzyme commercials , that guy creeps me out, I feel like the commercial will end in a preview for a new horror movie where he uses Enzyme to enhance himself and then lures woman to his chambers and murder them, all with that creepy smile... *shiver* and that damn whistle jingle, it sticks with you well after the commercial..dangnubbit IM WHISTLING IT!

Ewww, yeah, these are horrible! The song always gets in my head too. What an embarassing tune to start whistling.

I HATE the e-trade commercials with the talking babies. "I don't know about you, but I'm getting a  clown." Babies that talk like adults creep me out.
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