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Auditions for '09 Questions

Started by Moldy Forest, December 15, 2008, 07:38:41 PM

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holierthanthou

Quote from: Lady de Laney on January 08, 2009, 11:20:38 AM
I think I'll audition for faire and audition to be Demetrius and work at burning the none-hair off my hairs, and eating... I mean cooking Yakitori chicken all day. Then I will go and get married to my sister :)

Well... My.... Not to be "catty" or anything... but to audition for that role, you would have to have no fear of wooden rulers with a metal edge and aerodynamic holes.   :o
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Capt Gabriela Fullpepper

Quote from: holierthanthou on January 24, 2009, 03:30:45 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on January 08, 2009, 11:20:38 AM
I think I'll audition for faire and audition to be Demetrius and work at burning the none-hair off my hairs, and eating... I mean cooking Yakitori chicken all day. Then I will go and get married to my sister :)

Well... My.... Not to be "catty" or anything... but to audition for that role, you would have to have no fear of wooden rulers with a metal edge and aerodynamic holes.   :o

Well I did have a 3rd grade teacher that used to hit the top of my hands and fingers with a wooden ruler and a metal edge. Mrs Ieker was her name and I even broke one ruler one time as I pulled my hand away just before she hit it. I got double wacks with a broken ruler. And I love to fly so do I still qualify?
"The Metal Maiden"
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody e

Demetrius

Alas, auditions for "yakitori guy" start August 3rd. No, really! There are, however, openings for yearo guy (next to the gyros) and sister sledge (over by wack a monk).

Balsa rulers!! Yay!!   ;)

p.s. my arm hairs have grown back already- I discovered they don't burn off so easily if I stand back from the grill.


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Moldy Forest

Can I be the bleckitori guy who makes people vomit? That would be an awesome job.
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Zoë

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Capt Gabriela Fullpepper

One qualification to becoming the bleckitori guy is to make them eat turkey Legs and they will Bleck all over the place.

Funny I see more half eatin Turkey legs at fair than any other food. NO I'm not looking I just notice it when I toss trash in the food recycle bin :)
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Demetrius

Quote from: Lady de Laney on January 25, 2009, 10:53:21 AM
One qualification to becoming the bleckitori guy is to make them eat turkey Legs and they will Bleck all over the place.

Funny I see more half eatin Turkey legs at fair than any other food. NO I'm not looking I just notice it when I toss trash in the food recycle bin :)

You are NOT supposed to eat the bone...
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Moldy Forest

Quote from: Demetrius on January 25, 2009, 01:13:15 PM
Quote from: Lady de Laney on January 25, 2009, 10:53:21 AM
One qualification to becoming the bleckitori guy is to make them eat turkey Legs and they will Bleck all over the place.

Funny I see more half eatin Turkey legs at fair than any other food. NO I'm not looking I just notice it when I toss trash in the food recycle bin :)

You are NOT supposed to eat the bone...
You could eat it if you had strong teeth like a hamster.
Chik-fil-a is the best restaurant ever. The End.

Nixie

Quote from: Zoë on December 30, 2008, 08:49:50 PM
I live about 50 minutes away, but it's really not so bad.  Plus I have 2 or 3 other people carpooling with me so at least the gas is shared.  I just wish one of them could drive too, so that I didn't have to do the driving every time...oh well.  It's still worth it.   ;D

I'm learning how to drive!!!

And If I don't get my liscence by june, I won't have a "valid id" anymore...so. I can prolly help you on driving this year.