Hamsters at CoRF

[Demetrius]

Dear Mister Hamster King,

I have been a very good girl this year.  May I please have a hamster, and roller skates, and roller skates for my hamster . . .

Nellie you forgot the firetruck.  You can't have roller skates, a hamster, and hamsters roller skates without a firetruck.  For shame.   

Line stealer.

Hey, I had a hamster named firetruck...

Nice Blackspot Sir G!

[Hey- Arent You?]

ok, it doesn't fit but... have you guys seen this advert?   http://disney.go.com/disneypictures/gforce/

when I first saw it...for a minute I thought "holy cra...ickey- Hamster Spys!  we're getting picked up by disney!"  I was wrong.

stupid guinea pigs.    

[Francisco Paula]

Yes they went with guinea pigs cause they know we would go after them for copywrite infringement.

[Hey- Arent You?]

Yes they went with guinea pigs cause they know we would go after them for copywrite infringement.

yer probl'y right.  happens to me all the time.

back in the 70's I used to wear a sport jacket with the sleeves roller up over jeans & t-shirt.
later that year miami vice came out, don freakin johnson stole my look and got all the credit.

[Hey- Arent You?]

1st RULE: never talk about hamster club.
2nd RULE: ALWAYS talk about HAMSTER CLUB.
3rd RULE: If the hamster freaks out, bites or craps on someone, it goes back in the ball.
4th RULE: Only two hamsters to a ball.
5th RULE: One hamster at a time.
6th RULE: Hamsters may not wear pants or shoes.
7th RULE: Hamstering goes on as long as it has to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at HAMSTER CLUB, you HAVE to shred newspaper.

[Page1andbeyond]

First of all, I would like to state that this is my VERY FIRST forum post.....HUZZAH....
and I am proud to have lost my forum virginity to the noble Hamster thread/string/twine?

anywho, this is my promised "Formal hamster request"
Dear Hamster King-
I Paige Reilly, aka Charlotte Cleary aka PP, aka any other KIND nicknames I am unaware of, am formally requesting a hamster.  As the lowest of the low the dirtiest of the dirt, I understand their importance and intend to bring them the justice they deserve in such a hamster eat hamster world.  Although I confess that for quite a long time I thought that there was a "p" in the word hamster, (hpamster as the case may be) I have never killed an animal and will feed it everyday, and never subject it to terrifying prospect of roller skates. Thank you for considering me for this exciting situation, and I hope to have a hamster that can run around the kingdom with me.
Lastly, I have just accidentally started a game that I will share with you now
Harry potter and the Hamster prince
The sisterhood of the traveling hamster
Tuesdays with hamster
there will be hamsters
and my favorite:
hamsterhood: men in tights

[Hey- Arent You?]

Lastly, I have just accidentally started a game that I will share with you now

NICE!   Welcome, cheers & Huzzahhhhhh


Hamsters of the carribean
Hamster & Hamsterbility (Jane Austin)
an Officer & a Gentlehamster

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Well Page/Paige/Charlotte

Let me be the first to welcome you to the forum HUZZAH!

I hope the Hamster Not Hpaster or even Hampster King brings you a beautiful yet not so overly dirty little friend. He/She graced me with a 2nd, the first along with Hey-Airn't You aka Rich where the first two blessed to our Hamstershire.

On a last note. I love your game. PLEASE make a new Thred for it so we don't lose it in here. i will add some to this little game

Last of the Hamsters
Fellowship of the Hamsters
The Two Hamsters
Return of the Hamster King
And not to forget the prequel The Hamster all by J.R.R. Hamster
The Littlist Hamster
My Fair Hamster
Breakfast at Hamsters
Kingdom of Hamsters
Raiders of the Lost Hamster
Indiana Hamster and the Temple of Doom
Indiana Hamster and the Last Crusade
and one of my all time favorites Gone with the Hamster

[NelleMoorley]

Long Live the Hamster King!  Thank you for my hamster, Tribble.  And thank you to all the other hamsters for providing a warm welcome to Tribble, too!

lVl - Live long and Hamster!

[RenaissanceBarbie]

Don't forget about
Young Hamsterstein
Blazing Hamsters
Monty Python and the Holy Hamster
Hamster Trek
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Hamster
Bride of Hamster
Divine Secrets of the YaYa Hamsterhood, an
Hamsterman (Hamsterman, Hamsterman, does whatever a Hamster can!). 

All classics of a high order!


In other news, who wants to have Hamster Movie night?   

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Sounds like fun. I have a 52" wide screen with surround sound. The Hamsters... and humans will feel like they are at a real movie

Hamster Horror:
Hamcula
Curse of the Hamster Mummy
The Mummy Hamster's Revenge
An American Hamsterwolf in London
Hamster from the Black Lagoon
Night of the Living Hamster Zombies
Dawn of the Hamster Dead
The Abominable Dr Hamster

Hamster Sci Fi
Hamster Wars: A New Wheel
Hamster Wars: The Hamster Empire Stikes Back
Hamster Wars: Return of the Hamster Jedi
Hamster Wars: The Hamster Menece
Hamster Wars: Revenge of the Sith Hamster
Hamster Wars: Attack of the Hamster Clones

Hamster War/History
Das Wheel
Alexhamster the Great
Hamster Gods and Generals
Bravehamster
The Messanger: Joan of Hamster
Hamsterpatra
The Hamster lion of the Desert
The Great Hamster Pepper
Master and Hamster Commander
Saving Private Hamster

Westerns
The Good, The Bad, and the Hamster
Jeremiah Hamster
Little Big Hamster
They died with their Hamster boots on
A Man Called Hamster Horse
Butch Cassiday and the Hamsterdance Kid

Action
The Hamster Identity
The Hamster Supremany
The Hamster Ultimatium

[Francisco Paula]

give me liberty or give me a hamster on rye

[The Professor]

All right... Some time before the end of the run, we need all ye with Hamsters on your persons to do a lap from the front gate, around the Pan statue, and back to the front gate. The 1st Annual Larkspurshire 'Running of the Hamsters.'  See if you can set it up for Lady De Laney to photograph it.

Best!

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

But, But, But I have two hamsters... does this not then prevent me from the running?

[Blushing]

Sounds like an excuse for a group photo op - us AND the hamsters!