Hamsters at CoRF

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I've discovered that my hamster, Guillermo, is a bodice-diver!

I never saw this hamster on Saturday. Did we gain one on Sunday and thus... they added a new one to the batch bringing the total to 6?

My Hamster Lady Nibbles of Hampstershire likes her Tudor bag... she is a noble and will in time have a French Hood

[Zoë]

We actually gained 2 on Sunday, Guillermo and his hamster-lover Giselle who can be found at Mistress Charlotte's. 

[Adriana Rose]

I dont have a hamster but I have a bunny in an orange dress.... can she come and play?

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

I dont have a hamster but I have a bunny in an orange dress.... can she come and play?

Will we end up with long eared Hamsters?

[Adriana Rose]

depends how they play lol

[The Professor]

I wrote this YEARS ago... and yet it seems so apropos...

Hamsta's Paradise
To the tune of 'Gangsta's Paradise'
(The Theme from 'Dangerous Mice')

 
When I'm running on my  wheel,
I get jiggy with the beat...
But I don't have any tail
So I needn't watch my feet...
I go and nibble at the bottle
And the water's cold as ice...
I scuffle in the shavings of my Hamsta's paradise.

Hiding sunflower seeds is nice,
Munchin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Don' wan' any beans or rice,
Cluin' in my Hamsta's paradise.
I don' wan' to tell you twice,
Innin' in my Hamsta's paradise.
 
I look out through the bars and see that stupid Homeboy Cat,
I flash my sign, and ask him why he look at me like that, FOOL?
He knows he can't get at me, 'cause my cage's bars are strong,
Although I have to gnaw them so my teeth don't get too long.
 
Cutting felines down to size,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Stupid kitty aint too wise,
Dissin' in my Hamsta's paradise,
Throw my shavings in his eyes,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
 
The kid got cute one day and put me in a Hamsta Ball...
I was in it and a cruisin' like a rocket down the hall.
I was happy as a Hamsta King, not minding any cares...
I looked away, and the next thing, I rolled it down the stairs!
 
Bouncing up into the skies,
Screamin' in my Hamsta's paradise...
Hamsta Ball at discount price,
Living in my hamsta's paradise... 
Could somebody find some ice?
Achin' in my Hamsta's paradise...

The alfalfa and the chew sticks...
The chew sticks and alfalfa...
Give me more at feeding time,
Or else I'll have to off ya... 
Better make with the food or
I'll make with the teeth...
You'll get nibbles on your finger nails
And splinters underneath...
 
I'm a rodent Vincent Price,
Livin' in my Hamsta's paradise... 
Put your pinky in a vise,
Trapped inside my Hamsta's Paradise...
Give you chiggers, fleas, and lice,
Living in a Hamsta's paradise...
Ohhhhh Ohhhh Ohh Ohh Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh.

What else goes on behind those beady little eyes?

Best!

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

HUZZAH to the Professor

[Francisco Paula]

Okay i searched the pirate ship for days and found no hamster but i did find a rat.....will that do?

[Hey- Arent You?]

Okay i searched the pirate ship for days and found no hamster but i did find a rat.....will that do?

crop the tail & VIOLA! hamster.
if ye is squeamish, we have people who can "take care of it"

[Francisco Paula]

But he is so cute why would i cut the tail off

[Zoë]

Because in the hamster club it's a fashion statement.  You wanna be in with the right crowd, your rat has to at least look like one of us. 

[Francisco Paula]

So you saying i'm not part of the cool club cause i have a rat instead of a hamster. Well its just like high school over again oh well.

[Zoë]

It's pretty exclusive.    Or should I say Hamclusive.

[Francisco Paula]

Fine i will take my rat and go somewhere else

[Zoë]

Maybe if you tie the rat's tail in a bow, then it will look shorter and you do not have to cut it off.