Hamsters at CoRF

[Radu the Gypsy]

*Is sad because of being hamsterless, and unable to hang with the cool kids*

[Francisco Paula]

Well Radu seems they don't like me and my Rat so we can start our own group

[Radu the Gypsy]

At least you got a Rat!  all I got is a rock.

[Francisco Paula]

Is it a sharp rock or a dull one?

[Zoë]

I got a rock!

[Demetrius]

At first I thought that was a polter lobster, then I realized it is a scorpian, which is great because I am a scorpio, the best and most modest of all astrological signs.

Sir Garath, your rat has inspired me to bring my polter hamster- who really likes rats and jaws on rocks.

[Francisco Paula]

Don't worry i get the hint....i will take my rat and play in the other sand box

[Hey- Arent You?]

Don't worry i get the hint....i will take my rat and play in the other sand box

there is no other sandbox.
now bring us the rat so we can do what must be done.
resistance is futile.
you must comply.
we are the hamster coolective.



perhaps if you believe hard enough, the hamster king will bring you one.
o'corse, you'd have to be at faire.
and no, I am not the hamster king.....

[Capt Spleen]

"You can do anything, you are the hamster king!" (Door-Hamstern)

And Ham-Sterean quotes:

"A Hamster! A Hamster! My renfaire for a Hamster!!"

"E'ry inch A Hamster!"

"To Hamster or not to Hamster!"

.....and on this the Childrens Weekend.........

"The Taming of the Hamstern."

[Zoë]

"Ah, poor my Hamster, what comb shall smooth thy fur when I, thy three-hours owner, hath mangled it?"

[Mischief Snicklebritches]

I got a hamster! It used to be Rupert..that belonged to the nun-lady!
but I re-christened him Sir Fontleroy III. He's quite adorable.


yes...alright...I've caved...I shall now partake in the hammy talk.

[NelleMoorley]

Dear Mister Hamster King,

I have been a very good girl this year.  May I please have a hamster, and roller skates, and roller skates for my hamster . . .

[Capt Gabriela Fullpepper]

Hamster, Hamsters, at the faire?
Hamsters, Hamsters, how many are there?
Did you see them at the joust?
Like Sir William where they announced?
At the waterwheel, did they run?
Or did you feed them a friars sticky bun?
Elephants, Elephants, did they scare
Did one get tangled in your hair?
Down your bodice, did it go?
Or up a Scotsman kilt, I want to know!
With a pirate who looks like Jack?
Or in the kitchen with fried cheese and mac
At the show with Puke and Snot?
Iris and Rose, most assuradly not!
Nibble, Nibble like a mouse?
Do you hide them in your blouse?
Funny names, one and all?
Flaming Hamsters over the wall?
Surely you jest, they are not here
Hamster invasion? Oh my oh dear!
And just to think it started with Zoe
Where will it end? I do not know
So bring your Hamsters one and all
To the Renaissance Faire, will have a ball

[Francisco Paula]

The Rats be coming!!!


Benjamin Willardson

[Aislynn]

Apparently the hamsters have chased the mice out of the kingdom, and they are now taking refuge in the costumer's outside the gate. We saw one there last weekend...